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SPACE CADET #26 ( OR: THE AGING OLD FHART NOSTALGIC TIME WASTER GAZETTE ) EXTREMELY WITTY TITLE BEST NOVELETTE DESIGNED TO ENTICE YOU The Exchange Officers TO READ FURTHER The Lady Astronaut of Mars Opera Vita Aeterna The Truth of Fact, the Truth of Feeling It will quickly become apparent whether the The Waiting Stars above title functions as it should. Hope you’ll make it at least to the end of the page… Again, not read, never heard of the authors. 2014 HUGO AWARD NOMINEES BEST SHORT STORY If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love No, this is not the usual breathless republication The Ink Readers of Doi Saket of ‘news’ (which I cribbed from AMAZING Selkie Stories Are for Losers STORIES) but rather a personal exploration of my The Water That Falls on You from Nowhere true status as a fan. Same. Completely ignorant on all counts. I like to think I am a contemporary SF fan as well as a fan fond of my beloved genre’s past. I’m BEST RELATED WORK going to highlight in red all the books, stories and Queers Dig Time Lords: Celebration of Dr. Who fanzines I have read, dramatizations seen, and Speculative Fiction 2012: The Best Online Reviews, authors, artists, editors and fans I know something Essays and Commentary about. Let’s see. The category lists should light up We Have Always Fought: Challenging the Women, like a Christmas tree. If I really am a fan… Cattle and Slaves Narrative Wonderbook: The Illustrated Guide to Creating Commentary follows each category list. Imaginative Fiction Writing Excuses Season 8 – Dan Wells & others BEST NOVEL Ancillary Justice Well, at least I know of and have met Dan Wells. Neptune’s Brood Parasite BEST GRAPHIC STORY Warbound, Grimnoir Chronicles Girl Genius, Volume 13: Agatha Heterodyne & The The Wheel of Time Sleeping City The Girl Who Loved Doctor Who Nope. Haven’t read a single one of these, nor The Meathouse Man Saga, Volume 2 am I familiar with any of the authors, so I didn’t Time bother listing them. (I cut out a lot of info from the lists to save space.) Nothing. Nada. Zip. BEST NOVELLA BEST DRAMATIC PRESENTATION The Butcher of Khardov - Dan Wells (LONG FORM) The Chaplain’s Legacy Frozen Equoid Gravity Six-Gun Snow White The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Wakulla Springs Iron Man 3 Pacific Rim - Guillermo del Toro Haven’t read any of his books yet, but I met Dan Wells at VCON 38 where he was Author GoH. I’ve heard of all of these films, but I don’t go to He did surpassingly well as a pro reader in one of theatres anymore. Too expensive and too much the writers workshops I moderated. Very sharp and hassle. I bought a Blu-ray of Pacific Rim and intelligent guy. Totally with it. Impressive. All the enjoyed it. Oh, I don’t much care for Japanese style other authors… never heard of. Now that’s not robots, but I love Kaiju, the Japanese man-in-suit impressive. Not at all. Sigh. monsters, so enjoyed the film muchly. Still, I have 2 to admit I would much rather have seen Toro’s AT Lightspeed Magazine THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS were it not Strange Horizons killed by that twit at the movie studio as it began production, killed on the grounds that no one has I may have heard of Interzone, but suspect I am ever heard of Lovecraft… Ghod, will hate that confusing the name with some other magazine. The moron ‘executive’ to my dying day… rest? Never heard of them. BEST DRAMATIC PRESENTATION BEST FANZINE (SHORT FORM) The Book Smugglers An Adventure in Space and Time A Dribble of Ink Doctor Who: “The Day of the Doctor” Elitist Book Reviews Doctor Who: “The Name of the Doctor” Journey Planet Game of Thrones: “The Rains of Castamere” Pornokitsch Orphan Black: “Variations under Domestication” JOURNEY PLANET I have frequently read Nope. Nothing. A blank. online at Bill Burn’s excellent efanzines.com, and I am familiar with the editors, especially Christopher BEST EDITOR – SHORT FORM Garcia. The others unknown to me. Blogs maybe? John Joseph Adams Neil Clarke BEST FANCAST Ellen Datlow The Coode Street Podcast Jonathan Strahan Galactic Suburbia Podcast Sheila Williams SF Signal Podcast The Skiffy and Fanty Show Ellen rejected a short story of mine long ago. Tea and Jeopardy Plus I met her at some convention or another. The Verity! others? I know nothing. The Writer and the Critic BEST EDITOR – LONG FORM Podcasts all I assume. Have yet to see one. Ginjer Buchanan Sheila Gilbert BEST FAN WRITER Liz Gorinsky Liz Bourke Lee Harris Kameron Hurley Toni Weisskopf Foz Meadows Abigail Nussbaum Again, total blank. Emptiness of mind. Mark Oshiro BEST PROFESSIONAL ARTIST I’m astounded. Never heard of them. Galen Dara Julie Dillon BEST FAN ARTIST Daniel Dos Santos Brad W. Foster John Harris Mandie Manzano John Picacio Spring Schoenhuth Fiona Staples Steve Stiles Sarah Webb I may have seen their art somewhere, but without remembering names. Brad and Steve have contributed covers and fillos for my zines, so of course I highlight them. BEST SEMIPROZINE The others? No idea. May have seen their art, but I Apex tend to be guilty of appreciating art without paying Beneath Ceaseless Skies attention to the identity of the artist. I’m a bit of an Interzone idiot that way. Sorry. 3 JOHN W. CAMPBELL AWARD Werewoman - C. L. Moore (Leaves #2, Winter 1938) FOR BEST NEW WRITER Wesley Chu Haven’t read all of the above, but possess Max Gladstone several other works by each of them. Ramez Naam Sofia Samatar BEST SHORT STORY Benjanun Sriduangkaew The Faithful - Lester Del Rey (Astounding Science- Fiction, April 1938) Ah, hmmm. Nope. Helen O’Loy - Lester Del Rey (Astounding Science-Fiction, December 1938) 1939 RETRO-HUGO NOMINEES Hollerbochen’s Dilemma - Ray Bradbury (Imagination!, January 1938) BEST NOVEL How We Went to Mars - Arthur C. Clarke (Amateur Carson of Venus - Edgar Rice Burroughs (Argosy, Science Stories, March 1938) February 1938) Hyperpilosity - L. Sprague de Camp (Astounding Galactic Patrol - E. E. Smith (Astounding Stories, Science-Fiction, April 1938) February 1938) The Legion of Time - Jack Williamson (Astounding Only read one of the stories (as far as I can Science-Fiction, July 1938) remember) but possess numerous works by all of Out of the Silent Planet - C. S. Lewis (The Bodley the authors. Head) The Sword in the Stone - T. H. White (Collins) BEST DRAMATIC PRESENTATION (SHORT FORM) Read the first four titles, and also other works Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne. by their authors, some of which I own. Written & directed by Orson Welles (The Mercury Theater of the Air, CBS) BEST NOVELLA A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Written & Anthem by Ayn Rand (Cassell) directed by Orson Welles (The Campbell Playhouse, A Matter of Form - H. L. Gold (Astounding CBS) Science-Fiction, December 1938) Dracula by Bram Stoker. Written by Orson Welles Sleepers of Mars - John Beynon [John Wyndham] and John Houseman, directed by Orson Wells (The (Tales of Wonder, March 1938) Mercury Theater of the Air, CBS) The Time Trap - Henry Kuttner (Marvel Science R. U. R. by Karel Čapek. Produced by Jan Bussell Stories, November 1938) (BBC) Who Goes There? - Don A Stuart [John W. The War of the Worlds by H. G. Welles. Written by Campbell] (Astounding Science-Fiction, August Howard Koch & Anne Froelick, directed by Orson 1938) Wells (The Mercury Theater of the Air, CBS) I know about Ann Rand and refuse to read I highlight all of the titles simply because I’ve anything by her. Otherwise read all of the above, read all of them in book form, but of the and have several works, in some cases many, by presentations I’ve only heard the Mercury Theater each in my personal library. version of WAR OF THE WORLDS. Of the authors, I possess quite a few of their works. (Love BEST NOVELETTE Capek’s WAR WITH THE NEWTS!) Dead Knowledge - Don A. Stuart [John W. Campbell] (Astounding Stories, January 1938) BEST EDITOR – SHORT FORM Hollywood on the Moon - Henry Kuttner (Thrilling John W. Campbell Wonder Stories, April 1938) Walter H. Gillings Pigeons From Hell - Robert E. Howard (Weird Raymond A. Palmer Tales, May 1938) Mort Weisinger Rule 18 - Clifford D. Simak (Astounding Science- Farnsworth Wright Fiction, July 1938) 4 Yep, am familiar with the careers of all of the Second, the genre before my time, a period I above editors, as well as something of their fanac in research and greatly enjoy. most cases. But as for today’s fandom, I fit into the niche of BEST PROFESSIONAL ARTIST old guys who live (at least mentally) in the past and Margaret Brundage have little appreciation or knowledge of the genre as Virgil Finlay it exists now. Frank R. Paul Alex Schomburg But then, the same goes for my understanding of H. W. Wesso the world at large. As I’ve said many times before, I’m a twentieth century kinda guy. This new century With the possible exception of Wesso, whom is a disappointment to me. I’m least familiar with, I can pretty much identify any piece of art by the above without needing to So what does this mean to fandom? Not a thing. look at the signature. They all have very distinctive Genre fans number in the millions and all styles, especially the first three. manifestations of their enthusiasm will just keep galloping along into the future no matter what I say, BEST FANZINE do, or think.