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3 National Committee Members ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC. 4 Vice President’s Report NATIONAL COMMITTEE MEMBERS 6 The Editor President: Mike Dew #2415 6 New Members 367 Wairakei Road, Burnside, Christchurch 8053 8 National Treasurer's Report Ph: 03 359 4949 9 Administrator's Report Mobile: 027 283 0235 Email: [email protected]

10 National Secretary's Report Vice President: Tim (Tiny) Stewart #8959 12 Forthcoming Branch AGM Notices 25 Tait Drive, Greenmeadows, Napier, 4112 Ph: 06 845 0238 14 2018 National Ulysses Rally and AGM Mobile: 021 053 7842 Email: [email protected] 16 AGM Remit Treasurer: Stuart Burns #3703 17 Nat Com Nominations 33A Iles Road, Lynmore, Rotorua 3010 Ph: 07 345 3053 19 Obituaries Mobile: 021 972 535 22 Branch News Email: [email protected] Secretary: Pete Graham #8196 30 2018 AGM Brand New Bike Raffle 71 Snodgrass Road, RD 2 Ext, Westport, 7892 Ph: 03 7897749 Mobile: 021 271 2846 Articles Email: [email protected] 34 Silver For First Place Training Committee: Wayne Painter #1756 PO Box 100054, North Shore Mail, 35 Brotherhood Auckland 0745 36 What Happened Next? Ph: 09 444 2770 Mobile: 027 289 1018 37 Sticky Date Pudding Email: [email protected] 38 Otago Gnomes Committee: Jim Furneaux #2098 47 Ward Street, Upper Hutt 5018 40 Honda Adventure Training Ph: 04 971 2893 Mobile: 021 244 2091 43 Geting Back Up Email: [email protected]

44 Smiffy's Great Haggis Hunt Committee: Jane Laing #6361 49 Saturday Morning Arse Up 75A Weld Street, Redwoodtown, Blenheim, 7201 50 Waikato Guardians And Angels Ph: 03 577 6663 Mobile: 022 450 7042 52 Rallies Email: [email protected] 58 Branch Meeting Times and Contacts

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Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 3 ‘TINY’ TIM STEWART #8959 NATIONAL VICE PRESIDENT VICE PRESIDENT’S REPORT

ello and welcome to the history with The Ulysses Club, having common is our commitment to the Club. December Ulyssian. only joined in December 2013. Part of my The subject up for most discussion Summer is here at last, but reasoning in volunteering to be VP was currently is the magazine you are currently nobody is more stunned than me the people, and it seems no matter where I reading and the question of its format for thatH Christmas is just around the corner have been so far, there is always someone future publication. The range of opinion for again; where did the year go? to welcome you, have a chat, coffee, beer individual members is vast. For those who may be wondering where or just pass some time. For me personally, I like a hard copy this report is coming from and from whom, I may not have the depth of knowledge magazine, turning the pages looking I was having a talk with our National or history of the Club, but the friendships at pictures, its tactile; you get involved. President a few evenings ago, and in made will last a life time. It struck me I am also a realist; how long can this passing I asked if there had ever been a that this year, and I suppose like most be maintained with no detriment to the VP report done for the Ulyssian in recent years, we have had what seems to be Club? I would sooner have the longevity history. Well, one thing led to another a lot of members ride on, some of these of the Club over the publication of a hard and here we are; Mike is having a well- are people I hadn’t had the opportunity to copy magazine. deserved break from this one, and I’m in at meet and some were members I had only My skills are not in budgets and expense the deep end. met in passing, but I know their passing sheets and forecasts, and I don’t pretend To help focus my brain before writing this, has deeply affected many members, good to fully understand them, I can only go I went for a Saturday morning blast in the friends are hard to find, and this is a good back to my own experience. Before I left hills around the back of Napier – glorious reason why we all need to look out for the UK, I subscribed to 3 different monthly Ulysses 2016 sunshine and dry roads. It seemed to be each other. biking magazines but had the choice of 20 the recreation destination of choice for most Up to the point where I joined the National or more, on arrival in NZ, nearly 10 years on two wheels, there were loads of bikes Committee, I had been blissfully unaware ago, I was pleasantly surprised to see Motorcycle Insurance Scheme out in singles and in groups and they were of most of the work they carried out, I knew 7 or 8 bike publications available in my all happy to be out, as everyone – without things went on toward the general running of local supermarket, last week, there were 2 exception – put their hand up as I passed, the Club and Coordinators workshops were available and one of those had a distinctly Aon has a new Policy Wording with a new Underwriter great comradery out in the sunshine. organised for the benefit of all members, Australian flavour. I passed off my ride to the Memsahib but the extent of the work going on behind This is by no means an exact analysis, In collaboration with NZI, Aon has a new improved policy wording for Motorcycles. This Prestige Motorcycle Policy gives you the as a thinly-veiled excuse to get a price on the scenes wasn’t always apparent from the but I suspect most of these publications best of the best in cover for all types of On-Road Motorcycles including 3 wheelers, Off-Road Motorcycles including Quad Bikes, some tyres for the next bike I’m about to point of view of an individual member. have ceased or moved with the times purchase, but she had me sussed and Now with the minutes of the meetings and gone to a digital format. There are Competition Motorcycles (not covered whilst racing), Motorcycle Collections and Classic/Vintage Motorcycles. was nowhere to be seen when I got home. being emailed out directly to members, many industries that are having to adapt Strangely enough, there were plenty of you will be able to see the extent of the to a digital world: banks, the two local Some of the Benefits Lower Excesses carrier bags in the recycling later on, and work we are doing to help the Club. One bank branches closest to me have gone New replacement Motorcycle if a total loss occurs within 12 I’m in fear of looking at the bank account, thing that stood out above anything for me in the last 2 years. Have you tried to buy The standard policy excess is now $250 (plus underage expensive hobby, motorcycling! being new to NATCOM, was the loyalty a roll of 35mm film for your camera at the months of the insured motorcycle being first registered as a new excesses applying), $500 theft excess and on approved track Suzuki has always been my brand of and dedication the National committee local pharmacy? The helpful young lady Motorcycle up to 20,000km – this increases to 24 months and days a $750 excess only will apply. choice, I’ve ridden plenty of others in the members have toward the Club. As at my local chemist would look at me like 30,000km for Ulysses members. hope that I may break the cycle, but I keep you will know, we have lots of different I’m crazy (to be fair, she would probably gravitating back, I have never owned any characters and different opinions on the be right). Windscreen/shield, headlights or tail lights covered – Nil Ride Forever bike other that a Suzuki. I know everyone committee, which is needed to get a It’s not one sided though, I know people excess. If you complete a Ride Forever training course, provide us has their favourites and some have many balance, but the one thing we all have in will not and never will own a computer or with your certificate and we will apply a NIL excess for one favourite’s, but it was no smartphone, and that is good, Roadside Assistance is provided on comprehensively claim within 12 months of completing this course. surprise to me when a C109RT but the march of technology is covered motorcycles. Boulevard became available inevitable and will continue, we locally, my name would be on can embrace it or stay still. Rest Automatic Riding Apparel cover – $5,000 (indemnity Contact it, especially as it is a fellow assured we will continue to do value) any one claim per year. Ulyssian who was selling it. what is best for the members and Leonie, Annaliese or Jodie They are a fairly rare model of the longevity of the Club. Option to have Replacement Riding Apparel cover Boulevard in NZ, as most go for On behalf of the National – $5,000 (replacement value) any one claim per year. 0800 65 62 64 the more popular M109R, but Committee, I’d like to wish you a Premium for Ulysses members $50 plus GST. for my money, you can’t beat great festive season and a happy (Normally $75+GST). the solid reliability of a Suzuki New Year. if you have any queries Boulevard, I can’t wait to get it And remember, you never see back into the cave to add a few a motorbike parked outside a Discounts Discounts Discounts bits and then out on to the road, psychiatrist’s office. all very exciting! Age Discounts, Multiple Bike Discount (conditions apply), In comparison to most of Cheers Loyalty Discounts, Trike Discounts, Named Rider Discounts you, I have a reasonably short Tiny #8959 and the Restricted Usage Discount – this is now based on riding less than 7,500km per year, per bike! (was 5,000km).

4 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 Ulysses 2016 Motorcycle Insurance Scheme Aon has a new Policy Wording with a new Underwriter

In collaboration with NZI, Aon has a new improved policy wording for Motorcycles. This Prestige Motorcycle Policy gives you the best of the best in cover for all types of On-Road Motorcycles including 3 wheelers, Off-Road Motorcycles including Quad Bikes, Competition Motorcycles (not covered whilst racing), Motorcycle Collections and Classic/Vintage Motorcycles.

Some of the Benefits Lower Excesses New replacement Motorcycle if a total loss occurs within 12 The standard policy excess is now $250 (plus underage months of the insured motorcycle being first registered as a new excesses applying), $500 theft excess and on approved track Motorcycle up to 20,000km – this increases to 24 months and days a $750 excess only will apply. 30,000km for Ulysses members.

Windscreen/shield, headlights or tail lights covered – Nil Ride Forever excess. If you complete a Ride Forever training course, provide us with your certificate and we will apply a NIL excess for one Roadside Assistance is provided on comprehensively claim within 12 months of completing this course. covered motorcycles.

Automatic Riding Apparel cover – $5,000 (indemnity Contact value) any one claim per year. Leonie, Annaliese or Jodie Option to have Replacement Riding Apparel cover – $5,000 (replacement value) any one claim per year. 0800 65 62 64 Premium for Ulysses members $50 plus GST. (Normally $75+GST). if you have any queries

Discounts Discounts Discounts Age Discounts, Multiple Bike Discount (conditions apply), Loyalty Discounts, Trike Discounts, Named Rider Discounts and the Restricted Usage Discount – this is now based on riding less than 7,500km per year, per bike! (was 5,000km). PAUL LANCE ULYSSIAN EDITOR Last day for submissions for EDITORIAL the next Ulyssian magazine is February 10, 2018.

i everyone. It appears this, and to all the membership who that so many of you are dipping your toes Summer has arrived with have taken the opportunity to upskill. in the water – or should that be ink? your held-in-hand copy of the It is this sort of forward thinking and – and contributing enthusiastically to Ulyssian, and it’s been a long acceptance which will see many more your magazine. This writing lark’s not Htime coming – the Summer that is; the Ulyssians able to grow old disgracefully. so bad, is it? Ulyssian has come together in its usual With any luck, the Club’s My compliments especially to Veep timely fashion, happily, with a good acknowledgement of the value of ‘Tiny’ Tim Stewart for stepping up to the number of contributions rolling in nice training will mean more existing writing tablet on Mike’s behalf for this and early. members will take advantage of it and issue. From a publisher/editor’s perspective, their interest in the subject will in turn, You know volunteers are supposed to especially as we head into Christmas, be transferred to new – and especially take a step backwards when called for, getting material in sooner rather than younger – members. right Tiny? later, is always something to celebrate. Training is a big thing for anyone I’m looking forward to your next official For many Branches, you will all be involved in motorcycling. capacity email and doubtless there will gearing up for an epic time of year for While the ‘returning riders’ and shall be requests from your fellow Ulyssians to riding with plenty of events, rallies and we say, ‘more experienced’ riders have produce their copy for them too. You have extended daylight rides. What’s more, the seen the light, bringing the younger riders/ been warned... weather gods look to be in a cooperative members on-board and encouraging Well, I don’t know about the weather mood, which is fantastic. ongoing skill training as a good thing, will where you are, but the holiday highways What is even better though – and a not only strengthen the Club, but also go are calling and I have to go and put in a number of this edition’s submissions a long way to enhancing the appeal of few hard hours work riding (it’s rough, but have brought this home clearly – is membership – the ‘youngsters’ always someone’s gotta do it) so, I invite you to the way the Ulysses Club overall has wanting to know the answer to WIIFM open the pages and read about all that’s started to embrace the concept of (what’s in it for me) – camaraderie, happening with your Club for the summer ongoing rider training. fellowship and a love of motorcycling months. I understand there has been a lot of notwithstanding. Stay safe, have a Merry Christmas and work around the traps on this particular On another note, I was pleased to see a Happy New Ride – I mean, Year! topic and I wholeheartedly applaud the some submissions from a diverse range Cheers, Club for its active encouragement of of members for this edition. Nice to see Paul

NEW MEMBERS Member Member Number First Name Surname Branch Number First Name Surname Branch 09690 Barry Cropp WAIHI-T/VALLEY 09708 Catherine Hickey MARLBOROUGH 09691 Daniel Crawford TAURANGA 09709 Mark Davey HAWKES BAY 09692 Peter Hofmeyr TARANAKI 09710 Flora Andrews SOUTHLAND 09693 Carol Burgess TARANAKI 09711 Rachel Kenny KAPITI COAST 09694 Mark Holton TARANAKI 09712 Mark Boyle FAR NORTH 09695 Mark Fourie AUCKLAND 09713 Lynley Boyle FAR NORTH 09696 Brent Trotter MARLBOROUGH 09714 Tom Walsh CANTERBURY 09697 Jo Trotter MARLBOROUGH 09715 Rob Harrison CANTERBURY 09698 Murray Walker OTAGO 09716 Leonie Austin CANTERBURY 09699 Stuart Corlett WELLINGTON 09717 Steven Kirkby CANTERBURY 09700 Richard Brown WAIKATO 09718 Mike Henry CANTERBURY 09701 Digby Wilkinson WELLINGTON 09719 Colin Scott AUCKLAND 09702 Bain Cross WAIHI-T/VALLEY 09720 Paul Daniel KAPITI COAST 09703 Matt Daffin CANTERBURY 09721 Michael van Deventer NORTH HARBOUR 09704 Jan Daffin CANTERBURY 09722 Reinche’ van Deventer NORTH HARBOUR 09705 Stuart Mologne BULLER 09706 Bruce Morton MARLBOROUGH 09707 Jan Greer KAPITI COAST

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ollowing the recent Coordinator’s received favourable support from those revisit our thinking on membership fees. meetings in Wellington, I am members who were present at the AGM. I prepared a paper on this matter and it providing this brief update to In a move to reduce the impact on our was presented to and discussed by the members on the Club’s financial costs Natcom agreed that the September Coordinators and Natcom. affairs.F Ulyssian would only be distributed in a Natcom has now approved the At the meetings, I presented an update digital format and while this had a positive membership fee proposal which was on the financial position of the Club as impact on our finances, the response to presented to and supported by the at 31 August 2017. Compared to a year the format from members, has been very Coordinators. A copy of the proposal that ago, our cash reserves have declined by mixed. was presented is available on the Club $18,000 to $205,000, despite the income As previously agreed by Natcom at its website, along with the recent Coordinators received being only slightly less than that July 2017 meeting, the December Ulyssian meeting minutes. received in the previous 12 month period. will be made available in printed format to I pointed out to the coordinators that in all members, along with it also being made New Membership Fees the 2012 financial year – prior to accounting available in digital format. In view of the support from members to for “one off” expenses – we had a surplus Natcom is aware that some of our have the Ulyssian published in a printed of $1,400, however, the result for 2016 membership have requested that they format four times per year and in order financial year on a similar basis resulted in only receive the Ulyssian in a digital format to ensure the future viability of the club a loss of $21,125. and we will be in a position to action these finances the membership fee for the This position has principally resulted requests when our new membership 2018 financial year and applying to all from the increased costs of providing the database becomes operational. membership fees paid from 1 March 2018. Club magazine (The Ulyssian) in its printed To ensure we can meet member In recognition of those members format. The question around distributing preferences and ensure that future issues who only want the magazine in digital the magazine in a digital format was of the Ulyssian are available in a printed format, a discount will be offered on the discussed at the AGM in Masterton and format, Natcom has been required to membership fee.

The new fees are as follows and apply to subscriptions PAID on or after 1 MARCH 2018: It is important to remember that the One Year Three Year new rates will only apply for payments Current New Current New made on or after 1 March 2018. All $ $ $ $ financial members of the Club as Membership Fee 40.00 50.00 100.00 130.00 at 28 February 2018 will continue Discounts (if they choose) to receive issues of Digital only "Ulyssian" (10.00) (30.00) the Ulyssian in printed format, along Net Fee 40.00 40.00 100.00 100.00 with access to it in a digital format as part of their existing membership Discount for Joint Membership (4.00) (4.00) (10.00) (10.00) fee. The new fee structure will only Joint Member Fee for Each Person 36.00 36.00 90.00 90.00 apply when they renew their current membership. Joining Fees Notwithstanding this situation, it is Initial Joining Fee 35.00 35.00 35.00 35.00 our hope that many members, will Initial Partner Joining Fee 10.00 10.00 10.00 10.00 seek to voluntarily opt out of receiving a printed copy of the Ulyssian. Natcom will continue to actively The digital only magazine discount of $10 per year has been based on the monitor the financial position of following cost estimates: the Club and I will report back to Estimated per copy Discount members on this when the 2017 Design & Edit $1.50 Financial Report has been completed Printing $2.40 $2.40 and audited. Postage & Wrapping $1.00 $1.00 As usual if any member requires further information on any matters raised above, please feel free to Advertising Revenue Approx $1.50 ($0.90) contact me. $2.50 Stuart (Smokey) Burns #3703 National Treasurer 4 issues per year $10.00

8 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 ADMINISTRATOR'S REPORT DECEMBER 2017

Date 30-Nov-16 23-Feb-17 30-May-17 15-Aug-17 07-Nov-17

Newest Member 9557 9620 9662 9690 9722

Current Members 2803 2517 2582 2614 2651

Lapsed Members 5757 6046 6019 6012 6005

Resigned Members 615 664 666 667 668

Deceased Members 410 421 425 426 428

Life Members 15 15 15 15 15

Deceased Life members 5 5 5 5 5

Odyssey Medal Holders 26 26 27 27 27

Ulyssian Receivers 2652 2375 2431 2459 2491

NZ Directory Members 2340 2115 2156 2183 2211

Couples Sharing Ulyssian 120 120 122 128 130

Overseas members 19 15 15 15 15

Membership Numbers will be reported in all Branch listings. This Hi Vis Vests Having received a number of queries from was included in the original Rules of the This has taken a long time to procure, so current members, who have previously Club when it was formed in 1988 to assist hopefully stocks will last a wee while. The been members of the Club and for whatever Coordinators/Presidents and the National cost will remain the same, being $80 to reason their membership has lapsed, this is Committee in determining years of service members. for your information. to the Club. New items being brought in for Christmas, Membership is deemed to have lapsed include a Bucket Hat available in 3 sizes, if payment of the annual subscription is Changing your e-mail address? small 56cm, medium 58cm and large 60cm. not received by 30 December in the year With the recent closure of all Vodafone Cost $15.50 plus P & P $5.50. Please make following the expiry date of membership. i.e. e-mail addresses, it’s timely to request that sure you include the size required. Subs due end of 2016, not received by end any changes to your e-mail address MUST Another new line is the Utility Roll Bag of December 2017. be notified not only to your Branch secretary, (toilet bag), cost for these $18.80. Membership numbers are of great but to me also. In order to save confusion, Photos of these and all stock can be relevance to the length of membership to it is easier if you simply send me an e-mail found on our web site www.ulysses.org. the Club and also in the issuance of service so I can pick up your new address. Hand nz/shop. If you are wanting to buy items badges i.e. 10, 15, 20 and 25 years as a written e-mail addresses can be misread 0 for Christmas presents, please have your continuous member. can be O or l could be 1. orders to me by December 15 at the latest, Members may request a badge with their to ensure you will receive it in time. original number, however for the purpose of Gear Items All the best for a happy and safe Christmas the above, the current membership number I am pleased to advise, by the time you season. signifies the years of service, therefore read this, we will have a new stock of the Debby

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Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 9 NATIONAL SECRETARY’S REPORT

Odyssey Medal Awards Administrative Matters numbers of the ‘new’ Committee (these You have until 15th January 2018 to Branch officers Gmail addresses - As were not provided in many 2017 minutes). nominate Club members for this valued mentioned at the Coordinator’s meeting If you are also able to give details of award; Odyssey Medals are awarded the National Secretary’s role is a busy your next AGM in those minutes, it would to a member who has at least 10 years one; it would help make the Natsec’s streamline things at my end. continuous membership and given valued life a little easier if every branch official Be assured, I appreciate your support and and meritorious service to the Club, (Coordinator/Secretary) used their @ know there are great things happening in particularly at Branch level. The first stage ulysses.org.nz Gmail address for Club Branches throughout NZ. I reckon we can is for a member to put forward a name to business. That means checking the inbox still improve communications, and that will their Branch Committee; if they endorse regularly and responding as necessary leave more time for riding :-) the nomination, it proceeds to Natcom in a timely way. If you have problems before the closing date. setting this up or other issues, please Pete Graham #8196 All nominations for this honour must contact me and I can help. come from the Branch Coordinator and Secretary and MUST be accompanied by: Branch AGMs I’ve been chasing up details of 2018 • Nomination form (available on Links Branch AGMs this week; so it’s time page of National Website). to remind all Branches that after those • A detailed justification setting out why AGMs, they must provide a copy of it is believed the nominee deserves the minutes and financial statement to the honour. National Secretary, and that the minutes • A photograph of the nominee. should include the Ulysses membership

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Ulyssian JUNE 2017 | 11 FORTHCOMING BRANCH AGM NOTICES 2018

Closing date for Address for # Branch AGM date Venue Time Positions nomina- nominations tions

Manukau Cruising Branch Secretary, 32 Club, Orpheus Drive, P, VP, T, S, Mont le Grand Road, Mt 1 Auckland 5-Mar-18 7.30 pm 5-Feb-18 Eden, Auckland Manukau 1061 4 Com 1024 Branch Secretary, 49 2 Buller 14-Mar-18 Venue TBA 7.30 pm C, S, T, Com 14-Feb-18 Romilly St, Westport Canterbury Secretary, Cashmere Club, Hunter C, S, T, 5 3 Canterbury 15-Feb-18 8.00 pm 15-Jan-18 86 Milns Road, Halswell Tce, Christchurch Com 8025 Branch Secretary, 78 Whakapara Hall, C, VC, S, T, Bounty Place, Rauman- 4 Far North 6-May-18 11.00 am 6-Apr-18 ga, Whangarei Whakapara 6 Com 0110

Tatapouri Fishing Club, Branch Secretary, 3 58 Esplanade, Gis- C, VC, S/T, Pohutukawa Grove, 5 Gisborne 3-May-18 7.30 pm 2-Apr-18 Gisborne borne 4010 3 Com 4010 Club Hastings, Up- Branch Secretary, 48A stairs meeting room, P, T, S, 4 King St, Taradale, Na- 6 Hawkes Bay 2-May-18 7.00 pm 2-Apr-18 Victoria St, Hastings Com pier 4112

The Jolly’, 93 Mazen- C, VC, S, T, Branch Secretary, 24 7 Kapiti Coast 2-May-18 garb Rd, Paraparaumu 7.30 pm 2-Apr-18 Kereru St, Waikanae Beach, Kapiti 5 Com 5036 Riverside Lodge, Te Branch Secretary, 17 8 King Country 3-May-18 7.30 pm C, S, T, Com 2-Apr-18 Kuiti Baynes St, Te Kuiti 3910 Branch Secretary, 99A Bunnythorpe Tavern, C, S, T, 3 Schnell Drive, Kelvin 9 Manawatu 8-May-18 Bunnythorpe 7.30 pm 8-Apr-18 Grove, Palmerston Com North Redwoodtown Com- C, VC, S, Branch Secretary, 94 10 Marlborough 15-Feb-18 munity Centre, Weld St, 7.30 pm T, up to 8 15-Jan-18 Howick Rd, Blenheim Blenheim Com 7201

Club Waimea, Queen C, S, T, 4 Branch Secretary, 63 11 Nelson 22-Feb-18 St, 7.30 pm 22-Jan-18 Golf Rd, Richmond Com Tahunanui, Nelson 7011

231 East Coast Rd, P, VP, T, S, Branch Secretary, 30 12 North Harbour 5-Apr-18 Campbells Bay, Auck- 7.30 pm 5-Mar-18 Blue Gum Drive, Wark- land 4 Com worth, 9100 Criterion Hotel, 3 Tyne P, VP, S/T, 3 Branch Secretary, 25 13 North Otago 9-May-18 7.30 pm 9-Apr-18 St, South Hill, Oamaru Com Itchen St, Oamaru 9400 Otago Motorcycle Club Branch Secretary, 3 C, VC, S, T, Stevenson Rd, Concord, 14 Otago 1-May-18 Tearooms, 3 Clarke St, 7.00 pm 1-Apr-18 Dunedin 5 Com Dunedin 9045 Branch Secretary, St John Office, Peririka C, S, T, 4 15 Rotorua 29-Apr-18 7.00 pm 30-Mar-18 P.O.Box 103, Rotorua St, Rotorua Com 3040

S, S/T, 3 Branch Secretary, 145 16 Southland 19-May-18 Venue TBA TBA 19-Apr-18 Wicklow St, Clifton, In- Com vercargill 9812 Branch Secretary, 6 Inglewood Club, Moa SC, S, T, 4 17 Taranaki 2-May-18 7.00 pm 2-Apr-18 Brecon Rd, Stratford St, Inglewood Com 4332

RSA, Marae St, Tauma- C, T, S, 3 Branch Secretary, 52 18 Taumarunui 10-Apr-18 7.00 pm 10-Mar-18 Mahoe Rd, RD2 Taum- runui Com urunui 3992

12 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 FORTHCOMING BRANCH AGM NOTICES 2018

Closing AGM Address for # Branch Venue Time Positions date for date nomina- nominations tions Branch Secretary, 51 Taupo Cosmopolitan C, S, T, 3 19 Taupo 10-May-18 7.00 pm 10-Apr-18 Kurupae Rd, Taupo Club, Taniwha St, Taupo Com 3330 Tauranga Citizens Club, Branch Secretary, PO 170 Thirteenth Ave, C, VC, S, T, Box 160, Seventh Av- 20 Tauranga 17-Apr-18 Tauranga 7.30 pm 17-Mar-18 enue, Tauranga South Com 3112

Bridge Motel, SH1, C, S ,T, 2 Branch Secretary, 2A 22 Turangi 7-Mar-18 7.30 pm 7-Feb-18 Poihaere St, Turangi Turangi Com 3334 Waihi-Thames Paeroa RSA, 67 Bel- C, S ,T, 4 40 MacMillan St, Hill 23 13-May-18 2.00 pm 13-Apr-18 Valley mont Rd, Paeroa Com View Park, Katikati 3129

Waikato Commerce C, VC, S, T, 14 Brookview Court, 24 Waikato 7-May-18 Club, 197 Collingwood 7.30 pm 7-Apr-18 Queenwood, Hamilton St, Hamilton West 3 Com 3210 Branch Secretary, 1145 Club Wairarapa, Essex 25 Wairarapa 21-May-18 7.30 pm C, S, T, Com 21-Apr-18 Kahutara Rd, RD2 St, Masterton Featherston RSA, 170 Hill St, Wan- C, S, T, 3 Coordinator, 33C Pitt St, 26 Wanganui 3-May-18 7.30 pm 3-Apr-18 ganui Com Wanganui 4500 Secretary, 21 Woolwich Petone Working Mens C, S, T, 4 27 Wellington 8-May-18 8.00 pm 8-Apr-18 Close, Whitby, Porirua Club, Udy St , Petone Com 5024

Hokitika Chartered C, S, T, 4 Westland Branch, 1 28 Westland 11-April-18 Club, 42 Hamilton St, 6.30 pm 11-Mar-18 West Drive, RD2 Hoki- Hokitika Com tika 7882 Ohope Chartered Club, C, VC, S, T, 382 River Rd, Kawerau 29 Whakatane 18-Apr-18 7.30 pm 18-Mar-18 Bluett Rd, Ohope Com 3127

Key: C - Coordinator, P - Branch President, VC - Vice Coordinator, VP - Branch Vice President, S - Secretary, T - Treasurer, S/T - Secretary/Treasurer, Com - Committee 1. This branch AGM Notice has been assembled from a variety of information provided by branches and details from last year. There may be errors or omissions as some requests have not been answered; contact [email protected] with changes that may be printed in the March Ulyssian. 2. You may use the following Generic Branch Nomination form.

GENERIC BRANCH AGM NOMINATION FORM 2018 THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC.

I nominate: Member No. #

For the position of: {please circle one} Coordinator Branch President Vice-Coordinator Branch Vice-President Branch Treasurer Branch Secretary Committee Member

Nomination Accepted by: Date:

Nominated by: Member No. #

Seconded by: Member No. #

All nominations are accepted with no pre-conditions

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 13 2018 NATIONAL ULYSSES RALLY AND AGM

TO BE HELD IN MOSGIEL, DUNEDIN AND HOSTED BY ULYSSES OTAGO ON 23-25 MARCH 2018

Accommodation

There is now limited accommodation remaining in Mosgiel itself at; § Longbourne Lodge, 100 School Road South 03-489 5701. which has 4 studios left (this motel is the closest to the venue). § Burns Lodge, 89 Church Street, Mosgiel 03-489 2600 which has 12 twin units left. Great value and offers a Sat b/fast inclusive! § Bonnie Knights Motel, 18 Quarry Rd, Mosgiel 03-489 2415 has 1 unit left.

All have all been block booked for Ulysses. Say you are with Ulysses and put the room under your name. Burns Lodge includes a hot breakfast on the Saturday. Tent and powered/non-powered sites are also available at the AGM site – ring 03-489 3680 (Kate)

More accommodation is available over Three Mile Hill in Dunedin city. Ideally, please stay at the large Aaron Lodge Top 10 Holiday Park (03-476 4725 or 0800-879227) to make it easier for group shuttle pickups.

There are lots of motel and studio units – and are the closest to Mosgiel on the city side. Or at one of the many motels below on George Street and central city. (03)

858 George St Motel 474 0047 Aurora on George 477 7984 Albatross Inn 477 2727 Alcala Motel 477 9073 Alexis Motor Court 0800-425394 Allan Court Motel 477 7526 Amross Motel 471 8924 Asure Motel Academy 477 7692 Owens Motel 477 7156 Euro 315 Motel 477 9929 Beechwood Motel 0800-666716 Regal Court Motel 477 7729 Garden Motel 0508-GARDEN Sahara Motel 477 6662 Also; Victoria Hotel 477 0572 Motel on York 477 6120 Kingsgate Hotel 477 6784

The 2018 Registration form is on Page 18 of this Ulyssian magazine.

Warbirds Over Wanaka Is on during Easter (30 March – 1 April 2018) which is the following weekend after our AGM. Do consider attending this magnificent entertainment event after our AGM.

Burt Munro Has been shifted to 8 – 11 February 2018 because of bad weather often occurring in November. Many Ulyssians have attended this event in previous years each November. Because the Burt Munro is only 6 weeks prior to our AGM, we have a solution for riders from further north who would not want two long southern rides in consecutive months.

The solution is; You could ride down and attend the Burt Munro, then ride to Dunedin where Ulysses Otago can store your motorbike in a secure lockup. Then you could catch a cheap flight home, before flying back before 23 March for our AGM, then continue your ride home, to Wanaka or wherever your travels take you. We will co-ordinate your pickups and drop-offs with you. If you wish to utilise this storage option, or have any general inquiries, please email [email protected], or ring Mike (re the lockup) on 0274-853906.

14 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 ACCOMMODATION BED & BREAKFAST GROUP DISCOUNT DEALS

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89 Church Street, Mosgiel, Dunedin 03 489 2600 [email protected] www.burnslodge.nz ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING MARCH 2018

THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NZ INC ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING, VENUE: MOSGIEL A&P SHOWGROUNDS, 320 GORDON ROAD, MOSGIEL SATURDAY, 24 MARCH 2018 AT 10.00AM

Meeting Agenda 1. Welcome and Greetings 8. Matters arising from report 2. Apologies 9. Coordinators’ Meeting Report 3. Minutes of AGM held at Masterton 2017 10. Remits/Resolutions - Discussion & Voting 4. Matters Arising 11. General Business 5. President’s Report 12. Odyssey Medal Presentation (if any forthcoming) 6. Matters arising from report 13. 2019 AGM - presentation 7. Treasurer’s Report 14. Election Of Officers

REMIT - AGM 2018 Remit # 1 That Rule 2.1 be amended by deleting the words “is 40 years old or more” where it appears in sub-clauses 2.1(a), 2.1(b) and 2.1(c) and substituting the words “is 35 years old or more” in each of those sub-clauses.

iminishing membership has be- Member and approved by the Branch Co- come a source of concern to ordinator; or POSTAL VOTE IN the Club and the topic has been REGARD TO THE REMITS/ extensivelyD discussed at recent National (c) is 35 years old or more, and holds RESOLUTIONS (2018 AGM) Committee meetings and Coordinators’ a current motorcycle licence, and is gen- Please see the Voting form for meetings. The minutes of the National erally resident overseas, and has been Postal Voting AGM in 2017 held in Masterton record nominated by two members who are gen- To ensure that your vote is counted please that at the Coordinators’ meeting the pre- erally resident in New Zealand; and follow these procedures … vious day - The lowering of the joining NOTE - While there may have been • Use the form appearing in this copy of the age was discussed and consensus consensus in 2017 at Masterton, the deci- magazine to vote for or against the Remit. was that this could be reduced to 35. sion to change the age or not now rests • Do not write any other information on with all Club members and will be deter- The National Committee has undertak- the form. mined at the National AGM in Mosgiel in en to present the remit impartially, simply • Place the form into an envelope and 2018 by a majority vote of the members enabling the entire Club membership to seal the envelope. of the Club, either voting in person at the be able to decide whether the age of eligi- • Write your ULYSSES NUMBER meeting or by postal vote in accordance bility to join the Club should be lowered to and the words “SECRET BALLOT” with the Club Rules on such matters. 35 years of age as suggested at the 2017 on the OUTSIDE of the envelope. Note: Your Ulysses # is used ONLY AGM. As the voting includes the count- Members who consider that lowering to determine your eligibility to vote. ing of postal votes, the remit cannot be the age to 35 may advantage the Club or NOT how you vote. amended at the 2018 AGM and must be increase membership, should vote in fa- • Address the envelope as detailed below decided as it is presented above. vour of the remit. Equally, members who and post it on or before 2 March 2018 wish to retain the status quo or believe If the remit is successful, the amended that lowering the age to 35 may disad- clauses will then read: Post to: vantage the Club, should vote against the National Secretary, The Ulysses Club remit. (a) is 35 years old or more, and holds a of New Zealand Inc. current motorcycle licence, and has been • Moved by Jim Furneaux #2098 C/- PO Box 40218, Upper Hutt 5140 nominated by a Branch Member and ap- proved by the Branch Coordinator; or • Seconded by Mike Dew #2415 All envelopes received will be delivered to the appointed scrutineers (b) is 35 years old or more, and has a at the Club AGM being held in longstanding interest in motorcycles or is Mosgiel. Only those marked correctly the spouse / partner of a current member, will be counted. and has been nominated by a Branch

16 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 Mark your vote by placing a tick, cross or circle in the “FOR” or “AGAINST” box in the line of the remit

Remit 1 FOR AGAINST

Remit 1 That Rule 2.1 be amended by deleting the words “is 40 years old or more” where it appears in sub- clauses 2.1(a), 2.1(b) and 2.1(c) and substituting the words “is 35 years old or more” in each of those sub-clauses. RATIONALE

TEAR OUT AND USE THIS FORM FOR POSTAL VOTING TO ENSURE YOUR VOTE IS COUNTED, PLEASE REFER TO THE DETAILED POSTAL VOTING INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE

General Business Mosgiel AGM Please note that only those items of General Business or Members Questions which are notified in writing, (including by email) to the National Secretary by Saturday, 10th February 2018 will be accepted for discussion in General Business at the AGM.

Nominations for National Committee, with the proposer & seconder are… Nominee # Nominator # Seconded # Incumbent

President Michael (Mike) Dew 2415 Karen Wilson 7787 Andy Wilson 7169 Y

Vice-President Tim ‘Tiny’ Stewart 8959 Jeff McPhun 6670 CJ Hughes 9057 Y

Treasurer Stuart ‘Smokey’ Burns 3703 Gordon White 1272 Andrea Thompson 5500 Y

Secretary Pete Graham 8196 Rex Collins 5262 Kevin Blom 9587 Y

Committee Jim Furneaux 2098 Maggie Bath 2700 Tony Labone 2847 Y Jane Laing 6361 Kelvin Watson 3602 Joan Robinson 8008 Y L.Wayne Painter 1756 Neville Dodd 5762 Leslie Duffield 9030 Y

There were no further nominations received by the November 10 deadline.

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 17 2018 National Rally / AGM

Hosted by the Otago Branch in Mosgiel, DUNEDIN

Friday 23 - Sunday 25 March 2018

Venue - Mosgiel A & P Showgrounds - 320 Gordon Road, MOSGIEL

Registration:- From Noon Friday. Saturday Night Theme is: - "OTAGO GOLD" (Gold Miner, Gold Mining, Gold Clothing etc) Your Details: Name: ...... Ulysses Membership: # ...... Tick if Coordinator and/or NatCom member

Partner ...... Partner Membership: # ...... Tick if Coordinator and/or NatCom member and/or non member

email: ...... Phone: ......

Address: ...... Branch: ......

...... Registraaons will be acknowledged by email or ...... post. For any queries, please email; [email protected]...... More info at; www.ulysses.org.nz Options and Payment Number per Person Amount National Rally / AGM Registration Fee @ $35 Special Package deal: BOTH BADGES @ $16 - Local 2018 Otago Badge (ONLY) @ $10 - National 2018 Rally Badge (ONLY) @ $10 Friday Evening Social (Bar Open from 4:00pm, Food from 5:30pm) @ $12 Saturday Evening/Meal/Dancing /Fun Bar open 5pm @ $40 (Saturday night attend only**) (*Non-Member) @ $50 Sunday Breakfast (Member) (Natcom pay $10) @ $5 (Non-Member) @ $15 Rally Polo Shirt - circle your choice Men S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL @ $40 Woman 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 @ $40 TOTAL add total here: $ Please detail any dietary requirements;

Please tick Register on-line at; www.ulysses.org.nz/2018-agm-registration CUT OFF DATE with Payment by on-line banking into account 03-0905-0038935-00 28th February 2018 (include membership number and surname)

OR POST completed form to: ULYSSES Otago Branch, 73-B Factory Road, Mosgiel 9024 with Payment by Cheque (made out to Ulysses Otago) **NOTE; Non-members ONLY attending Saturday evening function and only paying $50, are NOT entitled to attend Friday function.

18 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 OBITUARIES

TERENCE (TERRY) MOWATT REYNOLDS #6846 3/8/1950 - 19/10/2017 COORDINATOR – NELSON BRANCH

Terry was a man who always loved the which he dearly loved and was riding right smell of the ’good oil’. From school, up to the time of his death. he went to sea. On the advice of his Jean also found the Tiger was a really father, he sought a trade and did an comfortable bike to be pillion on. So much apprenticeship as a fitter and turner with so that she got bored’ and decided to get the Whangarei Glass Co. a bike of her own. He returned to the sea and worked his Terry was ‘rapt’ at this and immediately way up to Chief Engineer. He planned started planning all the places they a comprehensive maintenance system could go together. Their first trip was to for the shipping company, Wallem Ship Westport. Management Group, which was so Jean was ‘petrified’ but Terry was the Club for ten years when, in February of effective the company made it mandatory consummate teacher – patient, kind 2017, he stepped up and offered to be the for all 24 ships in the fleet. Regarding his – quietly advising that the suggested Coordinator of the Ulysses Nelson branch. service at sea, Terry said ‘If it has a port, speeds for 65k and 75k corners were ‘just Terry’s leadership of Ulysses Nelson I’ve been there!’ for cars’! At first, Jean thought Ulysses has been appreciated. He was always Terry came off the sea when his son Club was ‘just a boys’ thing’ but with willing to let others have their say and Neil was born. He began training as Terry’s encouragement she joined in, and would listen to all points of view before Marine Surveyor. In 1995, he registered soon they both found many new friends. advancing his own. his first company, Survey New Zealand, Terry’s riding was the stuff of legend. He knew how to bring out the best which began operating in 1996. He became extremely well known in in others. The motto of Ulysses club is Terry has a long history of motorcycling the fishing industry. When travelling to ‘Grow Old Disgracefully’ and Terry’s and has owned innumerable motorcycles. around the country to carry out marine cheeky sense of humour was always He joined Ulysses Club in 2007. At that inspections, he would load up the Triumph pushing the boundaries of the motto! time, he was riding a Triumph Thruxton. with all the files he needed then set off all However, as a motorcycle rider and as All his life he had a love for Triumphs. His the way to Invercargill and up the West a mate, he epitomised all the very best beloved Jean’s view of riding on the back Coast, hiding from the police on more things you would value. He knew how of the Thruxton was that ‘it was not funny!’ than one occasion, by artfully using local to bring out the best in others. He was a In 2009, he bought a Triumph Tiger, and hedgerows. great mate, dependable and kind, and will this became his all-time favourite bike, Terry had been a member of Ulysses be sorely missed.

KEITH ROSS AITKEN NO. 279 1 OCTOBER 1932 – 27 OCTOBER 2017 Keith had been a member of the Ulysses He was also a Club since its inception. He also was a Flag Marshal for the dedicated Goldwing Member, so as far Southland Motorcycle his riding career was concerned he was Club and made up pretty busy with bikes. shelters for the spots He participated in many Ulysses around the course, so events and could also be relied upon to we were not exposed take up tasks if required. to the “elements”. We rode the country on many When Helen passed occasions both when his wife, Helen, away, he became was still well and able to ride and when involved with The Stroke Club – If Keith was a member of an he was solo. supporting the members in a Committee organization, they could rely on Keith to He very rarely missed any rally – capacity. take up any supporting position. a regular at the Brass Monkey, for He also was involved with various Many will miss Keith instance – throughout not only New organisations/clubs at Bluff, so was very RIDE FREE UP THE EVERLASTING Zealand, but also Australia. rarely at home. ROAD

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 19 OBITUARIES

IVAN GOILE #6440

After weeks of almost non-stop rain, the that would normally require repair in the sun was shining brightly for Ivan’s funeral workshop; Ivan reckoned he could strip it on 3 October at the Workingmen’s Club in down and repair it in the field and – with Te Awamutu. his team – got the gun back in service in Ivan passed away at Waikato Hospital time for the exercise. on 26 September, aged 70, after a Waikato member John Spence #8260 short illness. Around twenty riders runs a marine services workshop in Te accompanied and escorted Ivan on his Awamutu and Ivan worked part-time final ride, on an Indian sidecar. with John during his retirement. Quite Ivan was a keen Ulyssian and it came a contrast to be working on small two- out clearly that in Ulysses as in other stroke engines compared with the heavy aspects of his life, he was a giver, not a equipment in the railways and army, but taker. Ivan adapted well, was thoroughly reliable He worked for forty years with New and always worked to a high standard. Zealand railways as a mechanical and Before shifting to the Waikato, Ivan was electrical engineer in New Plymouth. Taranaki Coordinator, and this year put His close riding pal, Maurie Bridge #18, up his hand for the committee at Waikato, was an engine driver at New Plymouth taking on the Quartermaster role. Whangarei when the ambulance had to and they used to joke that Maurie broke He came to the Mihi Reporoa be called. In Waikato Hospital, he told his em’ and Ivan fixed ‘em (railway engines). Thursday Lunch Ride at beginning of wife Sheila, he was disappointed (not the Ivan was in the Army and Territorials for September and the weekend before actual word used!!) not to make the Far over twenty years in the Artillery keeping he took sick, he assisted with a North Rally, but he would be going to the the big guns going. On a training course at training course run by Roadsafe for Pureora Rally in November. It was not to Waiouru, one of the six tonne guns failed inexperienced riders in Hamilton. be, but he’ll be there in spirit. two hours before an important exercise. A few days later his bike was partially Ride on Ivan, rest in peace. The failure was diagnosed as one packed for the Far North Rally in David Coy #4412

JOHN KING #958

John joined the Marlborough Branch to go and get the fish and chips, the of Ulysses back in April 1990 and had wheelbarrow was used to transport the belonged to our club for 27 years. He held orders and wheeled into the lounge for numerous positions on the committee for everyone to share. The last one of these around 10 years. He was rides coordinator was held on September 16 this year. for 3 years in the early days, and Branch John never missed attending the South Coordinator for one term in 2014. Island Annual Remembrance Services I understand John attended the 1st NZ until this year. He also enjoyed many Ulysses AGM held in Twizel back in 1990. Brass Monkey Rallies down at Oturehura. Apparently, he enjoyed the ride down Alan Smith from the Nelson Branch there so much he missed the meeting! sends his condolences to the family. One Another little tale of that weekend told by of Alan’s memories of John was at The late member Phil Anker in newsletter at Beavertown Rallies we used to hold a few the time – John wore ear plugs when he years ago. He remembers John being a was riding, after a night of celebrating the good dancer and many a time he stepped AGM, he was preparing to leave Twizel off the dance floor just to watch John the next morning a little worse for wear. perform his routine. Putting his hand in his pocket to retrieve John was always there putting his hand his ear plugs he placed them in his ears up for volunteer jobs at the different events and couldn’t work out why they didn’t feel we hold during the year. He will be missed. ATHOLE KEOWN right. He removed them to check and I hope you meet up with our other # 01828 found one was a jellybean! passed members and celebrate in style. It is with sadness that I have to inform John was the instigator of our Branch’s “Ride Safe John, and Farewell”. you all that Westland Member Athole Shark & Tattie nights held annually at Keown # 01828 has passed away his place for over 10 years. I always Marlborough Coordinator Kelvin Gary Sinclair #5457 remember when it came time for John Watson #3602

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Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 21 BRANCH NEWS

Auckland’s Answer do hope Santa is very kind to you. yours, may you all get what you need and Hi all, from us in the big smoke. We will be away in our caravan for more than a little of what you want. The Auckland Branch is ticking along 3 weeks over the Christmas/New Year The Canterbury Branch has been busy nicely and we have had some great rides, period, so if any of you are traveling over the last couple of months. coffee and conversations and general around north of Auckland, look up a It probably started with me attending socialising. It is good to see members wonderful little place called Tinopai, the Coordinators Meeting in Wellington, participating in these activities. turn into the small camping area and go leaving early Sunday to be back for I don’t know about other parts of the straight ahead to find us. The coffee is the Kick Start Day being run by the country, but in Auckland we have had one always on. CCC and Selwyn Council along with of the wettest winters on record! But one Cheers all the trainers, and sponsored by good thing about being retired, is that if Clive Thomas # 2383 ACC. The Branch ran a BBQ serving we get a fine day I can go riding, as I did Auckland President hamburgers and sausages, along with to the recent Coordinators meeting in a stand promoting the Club, and a list Wellington. of enquiries as well as a few new faces I left home on Thursday, planning to BULLER BABBLING attending the Branch monthly meeting stay the night with a mate in Levin, but Well hello to all those disgraceful looks like we will gain a few members. when I got there the sun was shining, people out there growing old, once again Well done to the crew on the day. so time for a cup of coffee and off again. it’s time to sit down and write some form The Mega Mitre 10 birthday BBQ saw Different story on the way home. of comprehensible babble about the all three sites very busy all day. Reports I knew the weather forecast was not Buller crew, it’s been an interesting few from all those involved indicate it was a good from mid to late morning on the months down here on the Coast. very successful day. Thank you to all who Sunday, so I phoned my wife and said Welcome to Stu Mologne our newest put up their hands and worked so hard to that if the rain gets too hard, I will stop for member and look forward to getting you make it a success. I believe it was a lot the night. out on some good summer rides along more successful than originally planned, I left Wellington at 6.30am and had a with the rest of our usual suspects. One so again well done and THANK YOU. brilliant run to just past Taupo, then the of our older members decided it was time We sprung a surprise quiz on the sky opened up, very heavy rain from there to make an honest man out of himself and Branch at the October meeting, and the to just outside Tokoroa, so what to do? take his lovely partner to the altar on what feedback has been positive with everyone Decision made to just keep going. Home was an very enjoyable day with great certainly having enjoyed themselves. I at 2.30pm and boy, is having a good people and lovely venue so all the best to was a little miffed when I couldn’t answer shower appreciated! JC and Lou. the Hugh Anderson (4 x times World Our Auckland Rally was all go, 17, 18 The riding has been a bit patchy with Champion) question. Talking of Hugh, he and 19th of November at the Port Waikato the weather but there is still a few wheels will be at the Southern Classic at Levels School camp. This camp has great turning on the road for the shorter coffee again, riding his 250 at speed. facilities and even comes with real beds, runs but it will improve as we head Labour weekend at Kopara Village (an so all you needed to bring was a sleeping towards summer to those lovely Coast old sawmill town) with the Greymouth bag, pillow and drinks. days we all enjoy getting the bikes out on. Street Races thrown in. Although the Please have a look at their web site By the time this goes to press we will weather wasn’t the best, it cleared in www.portwaikatoschoolcamp.co.nz. At have had our overnighter in Ross which Greymouth for a great day’s racing. I this stage, it looks like we will book the I am sure was enjoyed by all those that had the good fortune to run into a lot of camp again for next year, we will let you made the journey, thankyou Rex for the Club members and being the assistant know nice and early, so you can get those organisation of this trip and if there’s any steward for the weekend, had time entries in. stories to tell I will be sure to tell all in the to chat with them. Great to see Bob The Auckland Branch has organised an next edition of the magazine. Tanner and the crew who were staying Auckland Rescue Helicopter charity ride On behalf of the branch a big thankyou in Hokitika. While I was “working”, those each year since 1995 and next year, it will to all those who made it down, across or not attending the races went on a visit to be on 11/2/2018, so please put this date up for our annual Toy Run, and hope you Gloriavale, which is possibly the nearest in your diary. If you are anywhere near had a good ride and an enjoyable time neighbour to the Kopara village, and Auckland on that date, please come and it’s a good cause and is truly appreciated. from their feedback, they really enjoyed join us. This ride is taking on a whole new Wishing everyone a safe and Merry the visit. Admittedly Kopara is like going format next year, there will be no riding up Christmas and remember KEEP IT SHINY backwards in time by 100 years and Motorway; instead we will be leaving from SIDE UP BLACK STUFF DOWN AND it is very basic, but oh-so-relaxing as Podges place at Mercer and riding over WATCH THEM BLOODY MOTORISTS. well as being a great way to spend time the Hunua Ranges to Clevedon. We have Sean Lemass. #8761 sitting around having a chat and tipple. set up a pre-registration page at www. The Black Powder club were holding eventbrite.co.nz and if you pre-register you their North/South Challenge and were will get a free lunch and go into a draw for dressed accordingly. Great meals and a a – fitted – free set of Pirelli tyres. Canterbury Tales great time, even if it was raining most of I would like to wish everyone a very We wish you a safe and Merry Christmas the weekend. To Bob and Jo Tomkins, merry Christmas and a happy New Year, I along with a great New Year to you and a large vote of thanks for organising a

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great weekend and yes, Pam and I will Till next time, ride safe be back. (I understand not all the bikes Stephen Orpwood #2119 made it home under their own power). Coordinator The 1000k. (4/11) Chris and Steve have done the Branch proud here and with Far North Frolix the numbers up in the 65+ rider mark, I believe this event is assured of a good future. Chris and Carey opened their house to those finishing in Christchurch, and along with Steve and Barb, Pam and I were there to meet the returning riders. Everyone said they enjoyed whichever Smiles route they chose and I believe everyone returning home via Tiniroto, a great road managed to complete the course. Again, on two wheels. Chris and Steve, on behalf of the Branch, Shed nights have now been replaced THANK YOU. with twilight rides, ending with great food We also have The Helicopter Hunt and and yarns. as this runs until the end of February 2018, Well, it’s been an active time over the last Taupo Remembrance was a great entry forms are still available. Looking 3 months up here in the Far North. We round trip for us all, and it was sun all for a ride, look no further. You could are regularly getting good numbers on our the way. Jim took us on a scenic route to even turn it into a group ride or a lazy Sunday rides. arrive in Taupo, ready for a soak in the weekend ride, it’s up to you. Entry forms If you’re in the Far North, there’s always spa. A wonderful weekend had by all, and are on our website and elsewhere in this a ride leaving from the Whangarei Burger it was so great to catch up with members magazine. Please note this is open to any King carpark in the By-Pass at 10.30am. of our Ulysses family. motorcyclist, as is the 1000k. every Sunday. With some amazing activities planned By the time you read this the Branch Our Far North Rally was a resounding for the upcoming months, let the summer Christmas Dinner will have been and success thanks to the team of people fun begin. gone. We need to hold it a little early as doing the hard yards, led by my Chrissy #5993 the bookings etc are hard to get. Some of hardworking wife. Thanks Anne. What those not in attendance will be heading would we do without you?? down to the Magpie Rally and talking of the We continue to get new members Magpie, with the rally season now getting into full swing I am sure a lot will have their calendars well planned. Please be safe out there, and ride with the intention of returning to your family. The road toll is well up and we don’t need to add to it. Those of you who have an expiry date on your membership card of Bums December 2017 will need to renew your membership. Do it now, save the rush, Gisborne Branch President make it easy for everyone. Hop on-line, Photos: Taupo Mischief transfer the funds, make sure you include your name number and Branch in the joining, so the Branch is in good health. Hawke’s Bay Happenings details, then send a confirmation email to Have a merry Christmas and Happy [email protected]. If you have had New Year and watch out for an ever- If you happen to be in town the first a change to your email address or other increasing number of inattentive drivers/ Wednesday of the month, come join us details, now would be a great time to tell zombies out there doing the most a little earlier 6pm for a meal before the those who need to know. unexpected things. 7:30pm Monthly Branch meeting. Venue Nick Grbin #1688 Now to the serious bit for the Clubs Hastings, Victoria Street Hastings. Canterbury Branch, February is the month Every Wednesday 2017. Whine of the Branch AGM, so if you are looking rides. Meet at the Angkor Wat Bakery at The Park, Karamu Road, Hastings, at to join the Committee, keep an eye out for Gisborne Branch News nomination forms. It may pay to approach 10.30am for a chat about diverse topics Gisborne is turning on the sunshine, those current Committee members and such as life, philosophy, coopering, bikes, and bikes are out in force, enjoying our find out what is involved. I would like to carpark watching, pedestrian crossing wonderful roads. remind you all, that all positions are open. parking, people watching, custard Great local rides have taken place Go on have a look or better still, don’t squares, breakfast pies, lamingtons, dim here, to Motu, down to the 287 Cafe, look, just do it, give it a go. sims, spring rolls and more deliciousness Wairoa. Meeting up with the Napier crew, than a horde of hungry bikers could

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consume. Then a ride somewhere for due to the precipitation that just wouldn’t lunch, if you haven’t eaten enough morning go away. tea. Note the footpath can comfortably Kiaran is taking a trip up North to finish accommodate 15 parked bikes. Also we the Te Amiowhenua trip that was rained more or less take over most of the Cafés off in mid-November – let’s hope for good outdoor furniture. weather for that one. Rides we have completed and We had a Ladies night with dessert and abandoned lately. fellowship, a great time to chat, chill and Sunday 6th August 2017. JOHN BIRCH get to know each other more. The guys MEMORIAL RIDE, to Sunset Point Tavern deceided there was no way they would at Mahia. Refuel Z station at Wairoa. miss out, so they had their own night. We Approximately 350km. KAPITI CAPERS will cetainly be doing this again. Saturday 12th August 2017. Ulysses They say time flies when your having fun Fish and Chip ride nights and summer North Island Remembrance Ride, the Great and that is certainly true on the Kapiti Coast. rides are starting up now too, so looking Lakes Centre, Story Street Taupo hosted Summer is coming and Spring has forward to more of these. by the Auckland Branch. Four Branch certainly sprung, with fabulous days Sue has organised a Ten Pin Bowling Members attended. 3 on bikes and 1 in a for riding. night for later this month. I’m sure car. We are getting into more over- this will be be a great social night and Sunday 20th August 2017. Ohiti Ride, nighters now with the finer weather and it will be interesting to see who the Matapiro Rd, Otamauri, regroup Sherenden daylight saving. competitive members of our Branch will School, back via Napier Taihape Road for The riding committee: Paul, Alan and be. Thanks Sue. Lunch at Roosters Brew House Omahu Tony, are organising some incredible We have our Christmas lunch in Road. Approximately 150 km. rides, with lots of back roads and new December at Murray Fields to end the Sunday 3rd September 2017. Taihape, places that we haven’t been on before. year on a fun, food and friendship note. I Waiouru, Turangi, Taupo rained off, Thanks guys. still can’t believe Chistmas is just cancelled. Seventeen intrepid motorcyclists took about here. Sunday 17th September 2017. the Friday off work and headed to the Monthly morning teas are still a Pongaroa. SHW50 to Dannevirke. Weber, beautiful Hawke’s Bay for 3 glorious fantastic time to catch up with those Route 52. Pongaroa for lunch. Returned via days. One of our ladies took her car, so you don’t see very often, and to chat with Wimbledon and Porangahau, Waipukurau. other ladies who don’t ride could go and the guys and gals who go on the mid- Approximately 400km. not miss out on the trip. Thanks Lea, for week rides. Sunday 24th September 2017. Daylight doing that. Sometimes we take over the place, saving begins and our Every Tuesday Diet Eight of us went to Ohakune over last which is really cool for the Hydes Park Club Rides. Meet at the old Placemaker’s weekend, staying at the backpackers Cafe (Jackie who owns it is the most car park in Taradale Road at 6.30pm each there. So much for the rain, and horrible amazing cook, if you want real cheese Tuesday during daylight saving for a short weekend, not a drop landed on any of the gems, I suggest a trip there, they’re ride 50 to 80 km and then socialising and a bikes, which was a real bonus. brilliant). meal somewhere. A few rides have been a destination Talking about our Mid-week riders, I Sunday 1st October 2017. Tarawera with a picnic, which were really great. Its wanted to introduce our oldest member, Tavern lunch with Taupo Branch and walk amazing what can be packed onto a bike. Ritchie Tunbridge. to and from hot pools. No success after 3 A few of our rides had to be cancelled, This guy is amazing, he started riding attempts so far, all rained off. Approximately 130 kms and 20 minute walk down and 25 minute walk back from hot pools. Sunday 15th October 2017. Taihape, refuel Taihape, Manawatu Scenic Highway, Lunch at Apiti Tavern and Eatery. Pohangina Valley E Road To Ashurst. Saddle Road, Top Grass Road to Refuel Dannevirke. SHW2, SHW50. Approximately 422 kms. Sunday 22nd October 2017. Napier Taihape Road, Waiouru, Ohakune, up the Mountain for a look, National Park, to Turangi, Whakamaru Dam Café for lunch. Ride cut short at Waiouru due to persistent rain. Back via Desert Road and Taupo Napier Road. Approximately 384 kms. Mike Shaw #9061

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I loved talking to Ritchie, finding out about him and looking through many photos and racing books. And our young man has just brought himself a brand new Honda CMX 500. I want to thank our amazing committee, for an outstanding year and for the Kapiti Branch for getting behind many ventures and sharing their travels. We have welcomed many new members and farewelled others as they travel on with Life’s journeys. Well, thats it from me, Merry Christmas to you all, have a fantastic holiday and ride safe. Remember Be Safe Be Seen. Cheers Cheryl #8538 Kapiti Ulysses Coordinator at 14yrs old with a belt-driven Douglas, known by everyone as Tum Tum. Manawatu Murmurs which you needed to pedal to start. From Wow, this guy is an inspiration! He The recent weather has officially resulted that day on, he was hooked with riding rode Unicycles, flew planes and gliders in the wettest winter in the Manawatu and bikes. and even sailed a boat which was named since 1965. Ritchie is 88 yrs young and a real little “Tum Tum.” This has dampened the roads, but not pocket rocket. When I asked Ritchie “what do you like the spirits of the hardy Manawatu Branch I met Ritchie with Laurie Patterson about the Ulysses Club?” he said its like members. many years ago, these guys were the good ole days, when a bunch of guys The Left / Right ride the Branch held in inseperable, amazing guys who could get together, go for a ride and have a October started in sunshine with a brisk tell a really good yarn, with a twinkle in great time. He loves the times when they breeze. An hour later I was riding in a fork their eyes. stopped and talked about their lives. The lightning storm with 10mm hailstones and In his years of biking, Ritchie says he socials and meeting other motorcyclists. a temperature of 4 deg C. has had about 34 bikes, some that he So here we go, this is what Ulysses is It is the first time I have been hit by hail fixed himself. He not only rode bikes, but all about, yes, of course it’s the riding, from underneath, it was actually bouncing also raced on Waikane Beach on a BSA but more so the socialising and getting off the tank and up into my helmet. 500cc bike and won the North Island to really know others in the Branch The choice of riding jeans and an championship back in 1949. and around New Zealand, reminiscing unlined jacket with summer gloves (it was He did road racing around the North about the old days and hearing the fine and warm when I left home) meant I Island, and in Whanganui before the older ones sharing their experiences was very wet and cold. After finding out I cemetery circuit was developed. and encouraging others to explore this was totally in the wrong place (Dannevirke He raced stock cars and was fondly amazing country we live in. not Eketahuna) the decision was made to head home rather than complete the ride. In fact, only three bikes of the field of 15 or so starters managed to complete the challenge and reach the lunch venue in Masterton. Well done to those who made it and thanks to Malcolm and Bruce for all their time and effort creating the ride. We look forward to the re-run when the weather settles. The good news is that the funds raised will be donated to St John. The Branch held a mid-winter dinner at the Aqaba restaurant in Palmerston North in August, which was very well supported. Over 35 members and partners enjoyed an excellent meal and great socialising. The staff were well into cleaning up before the last group departed. The changeable weather affected the planned monthly ride in August. It

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Leaving from City Honda had been raining, but the weather was other side of the ranges. A dedicated group Marlborough Musings clearing nicely. I arrived at the Feilding enjoyed the warm food and coffee before Greetings from the Top of The South, Merry Railway station meeting point in plenty returning via some nice twisty backroads. Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the of time. Our coffee mornings and monthly members from the Marlborough branch. Unfortunately, the only other Branch meetings are well supported and we have We have had a sad few weeks member to arrive was in his car, on the had a range of guest speakers on topics recently, losing one of our long-standing way to some other important task. This from removing a helmet at an accident, Marlborough members, John King #958, left me to have a group ride of one, which to dealing with the bodies from the Mt and then Terry Reynolds, Nelson Branch I did enjoy on some clear back roads. Erebus disaster. Coordinator. They will be sadly missed. The following weekend, the ride was As daylight saving has started, so have The annual round of Toy Runs scheduled again and lots of members our twilight rides. The first one included take place late November through turned out to enjoy what was a far better the Vinegar Hill Road, before refreshments early December, with Nelson branch day weather-wise. and dinner at the Rat Hole in Bulls. kicking off first on the 25th November, The weather theme continued in We are looking forward to a long, hot, dry followed by Westport Branch on the 2nd September for the ride to Mt Bruce for summer. The Manawatu has earned it. December and Marlborough branch on lunch. The weather was OK in Palmerston Murray Cross #7908 the 9th December. North, but cloudy and showery on the Manawatu Coordinator Our Back to Basics Rally will be held on 23rd – 25th February 2018 and Kaituna Ridges Farm is the venue as usual. A registration form is in this issue of Ulyssian. Our Branch has had some good rides and, during our Marlborough Anniversary weekend, The Twin Passes Ride was supported by 7 members who enjoyed the ride over both Arthurs and Lewis Pass, and on the same weekend, 21 of our members had a great double overnighter at Pohara Top 10 camp in Golden Bay too, a very social occasion! Our social activities are being well supported and The Marlborough Ulysses Retreads are going from strength to strength. More and more members must At the Rat Hole, Bulls be retiring, so they can enjoy this group and their disgraceful behavior.

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Looking forward to our annual Branch Xmas party put on by our hosts Gisela and Julia. They have done a great job in the organisation of this annual event, which the members enjoy. Could any members changing their email address in recent times please notify the Branch Coordinator, Branch Secretary and especially our Administrator Debby Morgan in Wellington. Lots of Marlborough memberships are due for renewal at the end of December. Terry’s beloved Tiger parked Send your renewals in to Debby at alongside the coffin Natcom please. You can do it online or by post, whichever is easiest. We had fantastic police support, Feel free to join us in any of our Branch with five police cars, not only leading, activities if you are here in Marlborough. but everywhere at traffic lights and Till next time, “Keep The Rubber On roundabouts. We were very grateful for that. The Road”. I have to say I was more than a little Kelvin #3602 teary, as I looked in my mirror at the stream Marlborough Coordinator of bikes behind. Well done everyone! At the cemetery, Terry was led in by Maggie, a massive steamroller he has The parade sets out spent many hours working on (Terry had Nelson Nibbles been a marine surveyor). There were more There is still a sadness among us. Many than 250 people at the graveside ceremony. 2018 will be our GUSS Rally, March 16- of you will know of the sudden and tragic On a brighter note, and looking 17, 2018. death of our Coordinator, Terry Reynolds, forward, we are delighted about the This will be a memorable occasion for any who died October 19 as a consequence coordination between us and Buller and of you who can make it, especially those of of injuries suffered from a work-related Marlborough over Toy Run dates this you on your way through to Dunedin for the accident. This was a great shock to us all. year, starting with ours on November AGM travelling from the North Island. Terry’s wife Jean is also on our committee 25th and then Buller and Marlborough We plan to get this Rally to be back up and it is a measure of her strength and on successive weekends. there as one of the best in the country. You commitment that she is keen to remain on This will be the first time in many years will have seen the flier in the September the committee and continue to serve. that members will be able to support their Ulyssian and it is also in this edition. The Branch gave Terry a great send own and the other two Branches in all Looking forward to your registration! off. We assembled a parade of fifty three Toy Runs. We hope that there will Name # motorcycles that led the hearse from the be many from each Branch who do this. Nelson Coordinator funeral home to the Richmond Cemetery. Of course, the most exciting event into

North Harbour News By the time you read this, our Ronald McDonald House Charity Ride will be done and dusted. It is getting harder to plan these events, as it doesn’t matter which weekend you choose and how far in advance you tell people, there is always something that will clash on the day. We thought we had a clear run this year, then along comes the Bikes and Blues Festival at MOTAT! Numbers at charity rides seem to be dropping and sponsors are getting harder to find, but I figure every dollar we raise must help, no matter how small so, as long as we continue to get your support, we will keep on doing the Ronnie Run. Our heartfelt Maggie leads Terry into the thanks to sponsors; The Heritage Hotel cemetery Group, Jeevez Bathroom Renovations (Paul & Niki Morrison), Apex Trophies

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& Engraving, ASB Bank, The Cyclespot I am pleased to announce our National cheap flight home. Then during the week of Group, Holeshot Motorcycles, Techmoto Raffle will offer a choice of 29 bikes, the AGM starting 23 March, you would get Accessories, Spectrum Motorcycles, unfortunately, due to Dept of Internal your return cheap flight back to Dunedin, Solution 3Sixty Printing, RBR Rock Radio, Affairs rules, we are not allowed to sell grab your bike and attend the AGM, then The Africa Bar, Spark, Datacom & Lora tickets until the 25th December, so please continue your ride towards home. Nankivell, also the NZ Police, Auckland pre-order your tickets with your Branch The wonderful Warbirds over Wanaka Council & Auckland Transport for their President/Coordinator. during Easter the following weekend is support and all the volunteers for pitching highly recommended. in to make the ride a success. Contact either [email protected], The North Harbour Branch still has or ring Mike on 027-4853906 to book your about 50 members who need to renew OTAGO OPUS bike in or make a query. their membership. If you are one of these The countdown is on to the 2018 national At the start of November, 12 members people, please get on line and renew AGM to be held at Mosgiel, just over the hill rode to Invercargill for the weekend to NOW. The strength of the Club and our from Dunedin city on 23-25 March 2018. visit the two outstanding museums – the Branch is in your hands, also Debby – Make sure you have booked your huge Bill Richardson Truck Museum and our National Administrator – would like a accommodation and please, do get your the awesome Motorcycle Mecca. break over Christmas also. registrations in as soon as you can – In the evening, we really enjoyed The end of the year is approaching either by posting the form and cheque, catching up with 7 Southland members for rapidly, so if you are going to the or online through the national Ulysses a meal. The new Branch President Ross National AGM and Rally, make sure your webpage. If you are doing it online, Lawry, is very keen to foster more contact accommodation is confirmed and get your please ensure that you enter all the with other Branches and we look forward ferry booking done early. You can get a relevant info and pay the corresponding to future gatherings. Ulysses discount on the Inter-Islander by amount into the bank account. We have lots of rides planned over booking on-line and quoting “XULY1” on There is still some accommodation coming months, including the additional the Payments Details page. remaining in Mosgiel (see list in this twilight rides, which have been popular Don’t forget to call/contact us if you issue) and plenty just over the hill. It so far. are in our area, Club Night is the first is strongly recommended that you first Long-term planning is underway for a Thursday of the month with dinner and try the large and excellent Aaron Lodge large group to go to Tasmania for a week- bar service available starting at 5.30pm, Top 10 (0800-879227) in Kaikorai Valley long ride adventure in October 2018. social mid-month dinner night third Dunedin, so that pickups are located in Mike 7808 Wednesday of the month, details on our close proximity, or one of the many motels website; www.ulyssesnorthharbour.org.nz on George Street. On behalf of our North Harbour If you are from the North Island ROTORUA RUMBLINGS members, I wish everyone Best Wishes especially, and want to attend the Hi all, from the beautiful centre of the North for Christmas and safe travelling over the Burt Munro in mid-February, we have Island. Like you all, we have used the few holidays, watch out for tin-tops crossing confirmed a secure, free lockup facility good days we have had to get out and the centre line. for your motorbike in Dunedin, so you wear off some rubber. Also, preparing for L.Wayne Painter #1756NZ don’t have to have two long southern trips our Xmas “do”, which seems to bring out North Harbour Branch President within 6 weeks of each other. the disgracefulness In most of us! The plan would be to ride to Dunedin Elsewhere in this issue is our advert for PS; As the National Raffle Coordinator, after the Burt Munro and then catch a the next Okataina Rally. Our 2017 Rally had to be cancelled because registrations were not received in time. Go to our website, and follow the easy steps to Ulysses Boxing Day Parking Whanganui Branch get your name in for THE event of 2018 ( after the AGM of course ! ).

Our regulars will attest to the character of the venue, the quality of the food, and Follow the signs when coming into Wanganui the fun of the weekend. It is timed as usual to be on the closest weekend to the Entrance off Guyton Street, look for the "Amdram" theatre on the left going away from the town centre or on the right towards CBD, well signed as you travel along Guyton Street also a shortest day of the year ( someone has to Ulysses member wearing Hi Vis jacket will be directing bikes at the entrance. do it ! ), 22-23-24 June. Blow out those winter blues with a weekend with us in Fee $10.00 includes all day secure parking for bike and gear. Rotorua. The fire will be roaring, and the This year we have a speedy new system in place, so please have your cash handy on arrival. liquid will be pouring, and the tales will be Contact: soaring. We are starting our midweek dinner Neil Ross 06-3488325 or Piet Meijer 06 3484141 nights soon too, these are different to FaceBook: Ulysses Whanganui members and Friends the day rides, they seem to be a bit more formal somehow, though still with good

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camaraderie. We have an overnighter Taupo Times Tauranga Branch. coming up soon to Napier, though, this With the really wet and lousy weather will be over and history by the time you we have been experiencing over the past read this. 2 months, our Sunday rides have seen a Recently our Secretary resigned, for significant drop in riders participating. genuine reasons, so we are going to run Several of our members have done the the Branch with just the 2 office holders, 1K and 1600km rides, but both of those and the committee as is, until elections events were also done in the wet. next year. That should give us enough Two of our lady members were time to drum up heaps of interest in the returning on a ride from Rotorua to position, and be ready to manage the Tauranga and when they were going large number of nominees that will step around a reasonably wide curve, a car forward ! approaching from ahead suddenly veered Take it easy out there, stay upright, but G’day from Taupo where the long-johns across the road and took out the lead with a decent lean angle. Any queries, are packed away for another year, the rider and side-swiped the second rider. about Okataina, June 2018, give me, or days are getting longer, warmer and drier. Barbara’s bike was a write off and she any Rotorua rider, a call. It has been a very wet winter here in suffered some serious injuries. Mel was See you there, Taupo and a few of our rides have had to a little bit luckier and still has her bike, FLASH 1272 be cancelled. albeit with some additional marks and a broken foot brake lever. What transpired We still managed a few though, and is that the passenger in the car pulled up the highlight for me was a ride across to the car’s handbrake for some unexplained Hawke’s Bay and up to Te Mata Peak. reason, causing the car to cross the road. It was a beautiful day in the bay and af- SOUTHLAND BRANCH NEWS There is absolutely no way you could ter getting lost due to a wayward road sign Greetings from the Southland Branch, anticipate some idiot doing that, as it Branch activities have continued to be (that’s my story and I’m sticking to it) we happened when the car was virtually next held on a regular basis, with a variety made it to the top. If you haven’t been to them. Mel was fortunate that she was of social and ride opportunities being there yet, put it on your wish-list. Awesome not wheel-hugging Barbara, and had a organised. views over the whole Hawke’s Bay. little time in which to take evasive action. Recent rides included a trip to Gore in We did a few short rides as well, here It just brings to mind how vulnerable rather cool conditions, where the riders and there to have lunch. All good fun. we are out there and with the festive met and spent time with members of the The Branch is ticking over nicely and season approaching, we should be super Otago Branch. After lunch, the Southland we have a few things planned: Christmas vigilant and ensure that we do everything members rode home via Riversdale, party in December and a ride over the possible to ensure our safety. Meaning, Lumsden and Winton. Desert road at night with a full moon – make sure we have good rubber on the In mid-October, Branch members had a hard to beat. road (Jack) and our bikes are roadworthy. most enjoyable ride to Millers Flat where Not much else to report, so you all have Have a happy Xmas and Ride Safe. they had lunch at the recently opened Swanie #7475. a good Christmas and New Year. Faigan’s Café and Store. The group met Finally, a quote from famous Chinese up with members of the BMWOR at the academic Ping P. Pong to remind you that Café, and spent a most enjoyable couple Waihi Thames Valley things are not always as they seem: “Man of hours together before heading home. If We’re finally getting some nice weather – Club members are in the area, this Café in bath fiddling with tool, not necessarily in fits and starts. is well worth a visit. plumber”. We have started our Bike Nights. Of special note, a number of Otago These are where each fortnight we pick Branch members visited Invercargill a pub/cafe/restaurant from around the recently to visit places of interest and peninsula and all meet there for dinner a group of Southland members joined and a chat. This is a great way to get in them for dinner, this proved to be a most a mid-week ride! enjoyable and entertaining occasion. We had a brilliant Branch pot luck Before closing, I would advise that the lunch and combined this with our Branch Branch has lost one of its long-serving meeting. members with the recent passing of Congratulations to Daly and David Keith Aitken, #0279. Keith passed away Yells who were both presented with 20 unexpectedly on 27 October 2017, he year badges. Wow! 20 years… that is will be very much missed by family and Cheers awesome! friends. Rick #7552. In October, we had a Branch overnighter to Miranda Holiday Park. Regards Photo’s: Lunch at Mclarens Falls. We started the afternoon with drinks and Ross L #1177 Te Mata Peak. nibbles, then an awesome dinner at the

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weekend and a lot of discussion and very informative. I find these weekends very worthwhile for the networking with other Coordinators and picking up ideas to try within the branches. Wishing you all a Happy Christmas and New Year from the Wairarapa Branch Safe riding stay Shiny Side Up Karen Wilson #7787 Keith Phillip RIP

Whanganui Nitty Gritty the main thing. Let’s hope the Kaikoura Hi all, Road is fully operational when our AGM Well, another year almost gone. is on. When you read this we’ll have had our We don’t plan anything during January Christmas dinner, our Toy Run and so people can have their own holidays Miranda fish and chip restaurant. We all are now gearing up for the December but it will all start full on again in February. had a couple of lovely relaxing soaks in activities. The Suzuki Tri-series has Paeroa Races, Valley Rally, Munro Rally, the hot pool before and after dinner, and started of course, and we’ll be busy for Mayhem Rally (=our own Whanganui even upheld the Ulysses motto by being the final round in Whanganui on Boxing Rally), Guss Rally and then the AGM. disgraceful and getting told off for making Day. The Secure Parking (see Ad in We’ll have some of our regular normal too much noise in the pool with a ball...... lol! this issue) has been organised and the Sunday rides/meetings and dinners in Waihi-Thames Valley Branch would like last bits for the Trailer/Viewing Stand between of course. Our old website and to wish you all a very Merry Christmas are being finalised. The only thing we’re Facebook page have been cancelled and and a Wonderful New Year waiting for now is nice weather and for we have a new FB page now: Ulysses Until next time, Ka kite YOU ALL to turn up. View the races from Wanganui Members and Friends; have a our Trailer/Stand and have a sizzle and a look and see what’s going on. Wairarapa Whisperings cold one with us. Now for something different: By the time this edition is published it will I enjoyed the Coordinators Meeting in Last month we said good bye to Keith be nearly Christmas and we have had Lower Hutt, good discussions and good to Phillip # 5482. He passed away suddenly some fantastic spring/summer weather see new faces. Some decisions have to while riding his motorbike on a sunny and have had lots of riding done – ever the be made to keep our club going so if there afternoon. He was a Whanganui Ulysses optimist. is a remit, please vote. It was nice to meet member for 15 years and served 3 years We have been busy over the last few our 2 new neighbouring coordinators as our Coordinator (2008-10) He was a months with Cycle race marshalling and had and we are planning to have a bit more keen biker, first alone and later together a fantastic trip away on Labour weekend regular contact. with his wife Kelly. He will be missed by travelling to New Plymouth; Waitomo; After the meeting, I kept on going and a lot of members of all the various bike Otorohanga; Taupo then home over 4 days. went straight on the Ferry and did a trip clubs he belonged to. We all gave him a Greg Evans spent a lot of time planning to Invercargill to visit family, what a great good farewell ride. this trip and travelling the roads on Google ride and very lucky with the weather. Bit of That’s it for now Maps, so we went over some amazing a worry with all the road works (and there Cheers roads. It would have been even better it I were many). I enjoyed it though and that’s Piet #1255 was on my bike. Unfortunately, the week before we left, Andy (Hubby) hurt his shoulder and was unable to ride or drive, so I became chauffeur for the weekend. A big THANKS to Greg for his organising skills and planning a great weekend, just the same. We have had some great guests at our Branch nights recently; notably, Bruce Pauling, from Wairarapa Road Safe and some representatives from the new Bowel Screening Programme which starts locally from next year. We also met Sue Lyttle who is a commissaire from Cycling New Zealand, who gave those of us who don’t do the race marshalling an insight into the role we play in making their events run smoothly. The Coordinator/Nat-Com meeting Down South in September was once again a great

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Capital Confabulations Westland Waffle Well, here we are again. Time for another Greetings from Westland. contribution to the Ulyssian from the Firstly, let me thank each and every Capital. As many of you will know from one of you who attended our Hari Hari my previous contributions, I am not a fan Rally this year – it was great to see so of simply reciting what has gone on in many familiar faces, including that of our our Branch over the last three months. National President Mike Dew. I apologise Our Branch members and many others sincerely for the weather – which was already know all about that through the atrocious, especially on the Sunday when Branch newsletter. everyone was heading home – and to For the rest of the Ulysses membership, those who chose to travel in cars, that Wellington is going well. By the time you proved to be a good choice. I’m a firm read this the Branch will have run its annual believer in it’s not how you travel, but ride, delivering Christmas presents for being there that matters. the young kids in the lower North Island The new publicans made us welcome who have Muscular Dystrophy. The ride and put on a great meal for us all on takes place over three days near the end the Saturday evening and our new of November and has been going for more Judge Judy and her constable quickly In closing, I would like to wish all than 25 years. This year about 30 children got into the task of fining a long list Ulyssians a very merry Xmas and a will receive gifts donated by the Branch. of names, mostly supplied by fellow happy safe new year In January, we have our Anniversary Ulyssians who are always eager to dob Weekend Road/Adventure Ride. This is someone in. After the court session, the Keep safe, another event that has been going for publican revealed the winner of the best Grub some years. It started with a trip down to costume, although this year the publican Caption: Kerry and Gwen Chapman’s Hanmer Springs when the Molesworth decided there should also be a runner new Indian won in the Raffle now kitted Road was reopened to the public after up – congratulations to John and Sue out with panniers and screen for touring – many years. McDonald, worthy winners indeed. The looking sharp after all the extras are fitted, After doing the Hanmer Springs/ evening went on into the early hours with great job! Molesworth ride annually for many a DJ providing the music. Overall, a great years, we now alternate between time was had by all, though there was Hanmer Springs and a North Island some evidence in the morning of some destination, going south when the over indulging by some members; that National Rally is in the North Island and however, is another story with the details Whakatane Raves vice versa. The adventure riders take to never be revealed. Well, we had a great Mountain to Sea the gravel roads/4WD tracks to/from the It’s great to see members taking the Ride on the 5th November and 53 bikes accommodation location, while the rest of opportunity to improve their riding by attended. the group take scenic sealed routes. attending rider training. This is a great The weather was perfect, and those December is a social month for the initiative of the Ulysses Club to subsidise who went out did about a 60/70kk ride Branch, with a Christmas Lunch and on the cost and attending rider training has starting at Kawerau New World and our meeting night we have a super-sized another benefit in discounted insurance finishing at the Thornton Beach Holiday raffle, a Christmas supper, but most premiums – a win-win for sure. Park. importantly, our annual awards. The The Greymouth Motorcycle Street Here we had a sausage Sizzle, lucky December meeting is when any members Races this year was again, a credit to the badge number draw and raffles, with who are entitled to a 10, 15, 20 or 25-year organisers who should be commended prizes donated by so many business’s badge and who attend that meeting will for all their hard work well in advance of and members. be presented with their badges by the the event. Apart from the racing, there We raised over $1000.00 for St John’s Branch. were timed trials for motorcycles at the Whakatane, which will go towards them We also give out award plaques for Greymouth Aerodrome runway on the replacing their Emergency Kit which those who have made a valued contribution Saturday, supported by many who were was stolen, while they attended injured to the Club for many years. This year I keen to see how quick their machine was. riders at a Motorcross event. So, a big will have (had) the pleasure of presenting Although the weekend started out a little thank you to those who came and to our another well-deserved plaque related to the wet, it quickly cleared to a reasonably fine members who helped in so many ways. success of the Muscular Dystrophy ride. race day. We’re all looking forward to next year’s On behalf of the members of the There’s a bit on over the next few Ride. Wellington Branch, I wish you all a happy weeks: we have the Longest day, Magpie I would like to wish everyone a Great Christmas, a fantastic 2018, and safe and madness Rally followed by our annual Xmas and New Year from Whakatane enjoyable riding over the summer. anniversary weekend Top of the South Ulysses. Four wheels move the body… two Run, not to mention the 3 Toy Runs in Be safe on the road. wheels move the soul. Nelson, Westport and Marlborough, so Cheers Jim F #2098 there’s something for everyone. Sue (Coordinator)

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 31 2018 AGM Brand New Bike Raffle Winner to selectONE from the following list of NEW Motorcycles Make & Model RRP Make & Model RRP Make & Model RRP BMW Harley Davidson; Yamaha F800GT $21,790 XL883N Iron $15,495 MT-07 Tracer $13,999 F700GS $17,990 XL883L Superlow $16,355 MT-09 Tracer $18,199 F800GS $21,990 XT1200Z Tenere $21,999 Raffle R nine T Pure $18,990 Triumph; XVS1300 Star Stryker $17,699 Here we are again, giving YOU the opportunity to be the very Bonneville T100; Jet Black $17990 Vstar 650 Classic $13,449 lucky Ulyssian to win a brand new Motorbike. Kawasaki; Street Cup; Yellow/Silver $17990 As last year, there are only 2500 tickets and these have always Z1000ZX, Green $18,990 Street Scrambler; Jet Black $17990 Honda (No Pannier Kit) sold out, so we want our Ulysses members to have priority to Street Triple R; Alu/Silver $18990 CB500X $12795 Z1000ZX, Black $18,990 CMX500 Bobber $10,995 purchase. Family and friends come second. Cost to enter is $10 (No Pannier Kit) Moto Guzzi; CRF250 Rally $8695 per ticket, and there are 5 tickets per book at $50. All proceeds go Versys 1000 $19,995 Moto Guzzi V7 III Racer $17990 (No Pannier Kit) Prize comes with 6 months rego and 1 to the Ulysses Rider Safety Training Fund. Ninja 650R ABS $12,990 Indian Years insurance to the value of $750.00 MY18 Bobber; T/Black $20,995 by AON Insurance. (Conditions apply) Suzuki; MY18 Bobber; (Brze/Smk) $21,495 The tickets are on sale from 25th December 2017 and will be Prize-winner accepts prize on condition GSX 1300RA Hayabusa $20,995 MY17 Scout; Red/T/Black $21,495 that s/he will co-operate with publicity drawn at the AGM in Dunedin on Saturday evening 24th March GSX R1000A $24,995 for the Ulysses Club (NZ) Inc and prize Boulevard M109RBZ $21,995 Prices correct at time of print. 2018. sponsors. Past winners: 2017 Kerry Chapman (Hokitika) Indian Scout, 2016 Chris Carey (Canterbury) Suzuki, You can get tickets from your Coordinator/Branch President or 2015 Graeme Healey (Southland) Honda, 2014 L Maddaford (Manawatu) Honda, 2013 John Thompson direct from the Raffle Organiser: (Canterbury) Suzuki, 2012 Clive Morrow (Tauranga) Yamaha, 2011 George Foster (Timaru) Suzuki, Wayne Painter, PO Box 100 054, Wairau Park, Auckland 0745 2010 Suzanne Phillips (Wellington) Triumph, 2009 Rob van der Wagt (Waihi-Thames) Kawasaki, 2008 You can send a cheque with name, membership number and Derek Hughes (Nelson) Moto-Guzzi. stamped self-addressed envelope or you can pay direct to the Ulysses Raffle Account (02-0412-0001771-068). Make sure you put your name and membership number as reference so that we WHO WILL IT BE IN 2018? know who has the winning ticket. BE IN TO WIN! Don’t leave it too late or you could miss out. 2018 AGM Brand New Bike Raffle Winner to selectONE from the following list of NEW Motorcycles Make & Model RRP Make & Model RRP Make & Model RRP BMW Harley Davidson; Yamaha F800GT $21,790 XL883N Iron $15,495 MT-07 Tracer $13,999 F700GS $17,990 XL883L Superlow $16,355 MT-09 Tracer $18,199 F800GS $21,990 XT1200Z Tenere $21,999 Raffle R nine T Pure $18,990 Triumph; XVS1300 Star Stryker $17,699 Here we are again, giving YOU the opportunity to be the very Bonneville T100; Jet Black $17990 Vstar 650 Classic $13,449 lucky Ulyssian to win a brand new Motorbike. Kawasaki; Street Cup; Yellow/Silver $17990 As last year, there are only 2500 tickets and these have always Z1000ZX, Green $18,990 Street Scrambler; Jet Black $17990 Honda (No Pannier Kit) sold out, so we want our Ulysses members to have priority to Street Triple R; Alu/Silver $18990 CB500X $12795 Z1000ZX, Black $18,990 CMX500 Bobber $10,995 purchase. Family and friends come second. Cost to enter is $10 (No Pannier Kit) Moto Guzzi; CRF250 Rally $8695 per ticket, and there are 5 tickets per book at $50. All proceeds go Versys 1000 $19,995 Moto Guzzi V7 III Racer $17990 (No Pannier Kit) Prize comes with 6 months rego and 1 to the Ulysses Rider Safety Training Fund. Ninja 650R ABS $12,990 Indian Years insurance to the value of $750.00 MY18 Bobber; T/Black $20,995 by AON Insurance. (Conditions apply) Suzuki; MY18 Bobber; (Brze/Smk) $21,495 The tickets are on sale from 25th December 2017 and will be Prize-winner accepts prize on condition GSX 1300RA Hayabusa $20,995 MY17 Scout; Red/T/Black $21,495 that s/he will co-operate with publicity drawn at the AGM in Dunedin on Saturday evening 24th March GSX R1000A $24,995 for the Ulysses Club (NZ) Inc and prize Boulevard M109RBZ $21,995 Prices correct at time of print. 2018. sponsors. Past winners: 2017 Kerry Chapman (Hokitika) Indian Scout, 2016 Chris Carey (Canterbury) Suzuki, You can get tickets from your Coordinator/Branch President or 2015 Graeme Healey (Southland) Honda, 2014 L Maddaford (Manawatu) Honda, 2013 John Thompson direct from the Raffle Organiser: (Canterbury) Suzuki, 2012 Clive Morrow (Tauranga) Yamaha, 2011 George Foster (Timaru) Suzuki, Wayne Painter, PO Box 100 054, Wairau Park, Auckland 0745 2010 Suzanne Phillips (Wellington) Triumph, 2009 Rob van der Wagt (Waihi-Thames) Kawasaki, 2008 You can send a cheque with name, membership number and Derek Hughes (Nelson) Moto-Guzzi. stamped self-addressed envelope or you can pay direct to the Ulysses Raffle Account (02-0412-0001771-068). Make sure you put your name and membership number as reference so that we WHO WILL IT BE IN 2018? know who has the winning ticket. BE IN TO WIN! Don’t leave it too late or you could miss out. ARTICLES SILVER FOR FIRST PLACE TRAINING fter previously attending a Silver Ride Forever courses are not normally intersection skills, slow-riding, lunch and Ride Forever Course, Taupo scheduled in Taupo, so he made it happen. the afternoon’s cornering skills package, Run Coordinator Nigel Katene On Labour Day Monday 23rd, Pro each rider agreed the day is well-worth wanted other Taupo Ulysses Rider’s instructor Ken Nightingale every minute and every cent of the Spring membersA to have the experience. travelled from Napier to spread the Ride ’17 sponsorship by ACC. Forever knowledge and skills to another There is no question that we all learned six eager participants. something. In fact, all of us learned a lot! Brent, Ian, Jon, Steve and Karen and Ken Nightingale’s knowledge is Glenn assembled at a Taupo café for extensive and his training style is ‘just what turned into an excellent day for all right’ for Ulyssians. I’m sure many concerned. younger riders would benefit too. The morning offered showers or rain, The course is not complicated, and however the course members realised the the skills are easily absorbed, with Ken benefits to be gained learning in the wet. watching each rider numerous times The afternoon eventually dried out and during the various sections of the day. the riders thoroughly enjoyed a spirited Additional course days will be held ride back to town, applying their newly- for other Taupo branch members in the learned skills on the drying road. future, and some will certainly go for Gold! From the briefing and videos, The Gold Ride Forever Course, that is!

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fter applying and securing So, based on what I am unable to see I explained that my wife was in the three weeks leave from our - this is for real. camping ground across the park – we Wednesday ride’s Coordinator, Attached to me are suction caps to a were all sorted, but thank you. it was off from Auckland to machine that won’t stop “dinging”. Are He stayed and had a yarn for 10 NelsonA in our motorhome. these arterial lines going somewhere? I minutes then he was off almost as fast as The plan was: Taupo overnight then also have a large 24v truck-type battery he arrived. A huge Thank you!! visit sister in Palmerston North - early alligator clip to my finger and said finger I stayed another 5 nights in hospital Christmas. is looking like an export quality kiwifruit; before heading home to Auckland. From here, it was on to a flat calm same size and colour. It turned out I had caught the Wellington to Picton ferry crossing. Now the air/fuel gauge is reading low Legionnaires bacteria from shovelling The next day, we met up with 15 other – 82, should be 100. Also, my heart rate a truck load of mulch over our garden 2 South Island couples who had planned is 48 – should be 75. Damn machines days before departing for Nelson and yep, and invited us on a 2-week safari around still pinging and dinging – nurses are you got it, no protective breathing mask. the “Top of the South” everywhere. A loving and heartfelt thanks to all who Night one – Nelson. Night two – Takaka. I ‘enjoyed’ two 24 hour periods of this sent messages and supported both of us Night three – Nelson Hospital. with very, very little sleep. in Nelson. I was admitted to hospital with severe And the next day, I was back to a single Brotherhood…it’s alive and well in your back pain, the first diagnosis was kidney room in the medical ward to recuperate Club. stones, however this turned out to not be and recover. the case. My wife flicked off a few texts to our Pip & Noel Sutherland It turned out to be a good dose of cobbers, plus 3 car clubs, the motorhome 8454 / 8455 Legionnaire’s Pneumonia. club the boating club. And my first two days were spent in a Please take the time to read the surgical ward, the next two in ICU – the following paragraph…….twice. “Intensive Care Unit”. Within 24 hours of the Wednesday On arrival to ICU, the doctor in charge riders receiving her text, someone had welcomed me: “We are here to support contacted Wayne, our Area President in you getting yourself back to health”, and Auckland. The very same day I was back in the next breath “Would you like us to in the medical ward, Wayne had arranged call the hospital Chaplain?” for the Nelson Welfare Officer of the local It’s about this time I’m thinking this may Ulysses branch to make a visit to us. A be a reality television show I am on, so very genuine and concerned Ulysssian – I’m looking, looking, looking for TV lights, top bloke. “What do you need – how can cameras or even a microphone…none! we help you in Nelson?”

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he June 2016 Ulyssian included American friends a letter from 66-year old David for what they Peters of Wolverhampton, called their Baltic England seeking advice for a Tour. Tbike trip around New Zealand. The route took Tauranga Branch member, Don Mardle them as far south made contact, and accompanied David as Montenegro. on his Yamaha MT-07 in early 2017 for There were his dream two-month ride around NZ. a number of Don hosted and went with him to the highlights South Island. Altogether he crossed all topped by the the main passes and particularly enjoyed Croatian coast. the West Coast and Central Otago; The Americans unfortunately, the weather turned sour for particularly the trip up to Milford. enjoyed it since In the North Island, he did the Northern they all live in a restaurant offering a grand view of Odyssey around Manawatu, Wellington Nebraska, a state as flat as a pancake the snow-capped mountains. Don & Wairarapa, visited Rotorua and and about 2000 miles from the sea. ordered apple strudel; the Americans, Northland. For Don, a highlight was the scars of hamburgers. He was captivated by the ride out the Balkans war – buildings with bullet to Ngawi and an overnighter at Lake holes in the plaster and others with shell- David Coy Ferry. Shortly before returning to UK, holes through the walls. On the way October 2017 David joined the Whakatane / Waikato back to Brno, they rode the Thursday Lunch Ride group for their visit Grossglockner Alpine Pass in to Katikati. Austria – something they all A couple of months later, Don enjoyed. reciprocated by visiting David in The Americans were Wolverhampton and then embarking buzzing over the switchbacks himself on a trip around UK before and very steep roads; heading to Europe. perhaps their excitement David acquired another MT-07 for Don, was tinged with relief from who rode it out to Brno in the Czech crossing in one piece. Republic and joined up with a bunch of They stopped for lunch at

36 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 STICKY DATE PUDDING (SDP)

Dear Editor, that move in no uncertain terms! they whinged and whined about there not The Ulysses Coordinators’ Workshop So… back to the SDP we went… and being any SDP and just wouldn’t shut up. has been held in Wellington on an annual that’s what has been on the dessert menu So to put the whingers, whiners and basis for a number of years now, and was ever since. moaners out of their misery, I hereby held at the end of September this year. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to help out at share the Sticky Date Pudding Recipe I’ve been helping with the catering side the Workshop this year, because hubby so that if perchance I am still careering of things for the Workshop for quite a few and I are currently tiki-touring around around the countryside in our caravan years now and in the early years, decided NZ in our caravan and so there was no in 2018, the whingers, whiners and to make a Sticky Date Pudding (SDP) for “Maggie’s Sticky Date Pudding” at the moaners can bring their own dessert to dessert. 2017 Workshop. the Co-ordinators Workshop. Roll on two or three years and I was The news on the proverbial grapevine “over” making SDP...so I decided a is that people were really miffed about Maggie Bath change was needed and made a different this turn of events… and that their noses #2700 dessert. Well!! Was I taken to task over were put right out of joint, to the point

Sticky Date Pudding with Butterscotch Sauce Serves 20 (or 10) Serves 20 Serves 10 635g dried pitted dates 320g dried pitted dates 3 cups (750mL) water 1½ cups (375mL) water 2 tsp baking soda 1 tsp baking soda 185g butter, softened 93g butter, softened 500g firmly packed brown sugar 250g firmly packed brown sugar 6 eggs 3 eggs 3 cups self-raising flour 1½ cups self-raising flour ½ cup (60g) coarsely chopped walnuts ¼ cup (30g) coarsely chopped walnuts ½ cup (60g) coarsely chopped pecans ¼ cup (30g) coarsely chopped pecans

Instructions You can also use the 10pax mixture to make muffins – bake 180°C for 20-25 minutes Grease and line a roasting pan with two thicknesses baking paper, extending paper 5cm over long sides of dish. Combine dates and water in saucepan, bring to the boil. Remove from heat, stir in soda. Cover, stand 5 minutes. Stir date mixture with wooden spoon to blend. Beat butter and sugar in a large bowl until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs individually, then stir in date mixture and sifted flour in two batches. Spread mixture into dish, sprinkle with nuts. Bake 160-180°C in fan-forced oven about 50 minutes. Stand cake for 10 minutes: turn, top-side up, onto wire-rack to cool. Make butterscotch sauce then brush surface of hot cake with 1/3 cup of the hot butterscotch sauce. Serve cake with remaining sauce. Butterscotch Sauce 2 cups (440g) firmly packed brown sugar 500ml thickened cream 250g butter, chopped coarsely

Stir ingredients in medium saucepan over medium heat, until sugar dissolves Bring to the boil, reduce heat, simmer 3 minutes

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017| 37 ARTICLES OTAGO ULYSSIAN GNOMIE WORLD TRAVELS CHAPTER 2

fter his earlier reported France, before heading to Le Mans Ulysses Club Germany HQ travels through Doha, and on to Fribourg Switzerland, Warsaw and Brussels, our where he again joined his Aussie Global Ambassador Gnomie, mates with a Swiss Ulysses hasA travelled on to Dunkirk, Paris International Liaison. and Berlin, before catching up with Gnomie has been spreading the Ulysses Club Germany HQ with his word of the upcoming AGM hosted by Aussie Ulysses mates. Otago, during his world travels and Next stop was visiting Auschwitz, has received lots of feedback about Birkenau where the photo was a bit the 2018 AGM poster on his belly. pale – but who wouldn’t be pale in We look forward to seeing you all a place like that? Then it was on to there too. the Villiers Bretonneux Memorial in

Arena De Nimes, France

Brussels

Berlin TV Tower Bar

Le Mans 24 Hr Track, France

38 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 Fort Des Dunes Dunkerque Gate

Train Station, Warsaw

Paris, France

Switzerland

Comm War Graves Battle of Cambrai

Villiers Bretonneux Memorial

Avignon, France

Auschwitz Birkenau

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017| 39 ARTICLES HONDA ADVENTURE CENTRE FOR OFF ROAD TRAINING

Showing the AT controls On my arrival in Wales, I met an acquaintance who tried to warn me off. “These courses are brutal and you will be lucky to survive. Don’t you know the Brecon’s is where the SAS do their selections?” He said. Apparently, he had gone on a BMW course and had come back with a stuffed A/C joint after his GS1200 had dumped him. So I was somewhat apprehensive when I made my way to Merthyr Tydfil where HAC is located in a small industrial estate. The centre occupies a couple of lock up garages on the ground floor and has a fitting out room and reception area on the top floor. When I arrived, there were a dozen aspirants collected in the car park where there were six DCT Africa Twins and six standard models all ready for us. The DCT has the auto shift, which is a novel experience. Our instructors were on hand to greet us, Pat Jackson and “Flash” Gordon, bought an DCT Africa Twin (AT) in Becon Brecon’s, a stretch of iconic both very serious bikers. We were quickly 2016 and I set out to enjoy a machine moorland about 50km just east of Swansea taken upstairs and issued our kit: MX that was rated as being a bit of a in an old mining town of Merthyr Tidful. Boots, trousers, jackets, gloves helmets, “game breaker” in the Adventure Bike Iarena. The AT has a raft of features for Getting ready to ride which I found little advice on how to use in New Zealand. In particular my knowledge of the AT’s capabilities “off piste” were pretty minimal. I have completed several of the ACC sponsored “Ride for Life” programs and have excellent training in road skills but there appeared to be no one offering neophyte Adventure Bike owners a program for off road riding. And then I saw a YouTube video showing the Honda Adventure Centre in Wales. This is operated by Dave Thorpe, an ex- Motocross GP World Champion. After a succession of pleasant emails with the friendly folk at HAC, my credit card was dunned 500 British Pesos (Brexit has been great for Kiwi Travelers), and I was booked in for a two-day course in August. The Africa Twin course is held in the

40 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 Ready for the next lesson Pat Johnson recovers AT

knee pads and goggles. Kitted up, we was split into two groups, based on If you look at the hazard then the bike headed downstairs into the demo room experience. will take you straight to it. where we were introduced to the ATs. I was in “Flash’s” group (inexperienced). Keep a light hand on the controls, Quick briefing on the days’ training, The first lesson was using the TCU don’t have a death grip. If you do, then we were into the car park and the properly, brief demos and then a chance you will rapidly get tired and lose bikes were fitted up, seats adjusted for to try the TCU on a gravel run in its concentration and wind up in strife. height before departure. After this was a various settings. After that, there was a 20-minute road ride to the training site. series of low speed maneuvers up and Then it was out onto the trail to try A nice wee run through the country on down hill using a cone-marked slalom our downhill and uphill skills. So far so “B” roads, then some narrow country course. A further lesson on manhandling good, no one had fallen off, yet. A bit lanes. We were mindful the odd sheep the bike in tight situations, using the of mud work through the ruts, then we might try to obstruct our passage, but bike – not the man – to move it. We then started some loops, trying to string the there no casualties. Despite being on moved onto obstacle crossings, wet and lessons together. First impressions were Metzeler Trail tyres, the bikes coped dry. just how capable the AT is. The bike with the hard top without any tremors. A has its components well centralised and bit disconcertingly, our bikes were sans The constant themes were: the centre of gravity is low down, which mirrors, so the head was swiveling a bit Relax and let the bike do the work. makes the bike feel much lighter than to try and see what was zooming up from Get up on the pegs and steer with your it actually is. The endless linear power behind. feet. delivery smooths out the acceleration The off road site is based in an old At 230+kg the AT will go through and the DCT transmission provides the quarry. The vegetation has grown back, almost everything, just keep the rider with one less thing to worry about. so there is a surfeit of trails wending momentum up. The bike, when on Metzeler knobby tyres, through the trees with plenty of ups and Look ahead and pick your route and seemed unstoppable, it just plowed on downs. A further briefing and the course never ever look down. through the terrain, relentlessly going where it was pointed. By lunchtime, I was covered in sweat and the muscles were starting to ache. We regrouped at the car park and then headed back to a small village where we had a buffet lunch. Back to the HAC site and the afternoon was spent honing skills. Steep downhills on greasy slopes were conquered, more or less. By now, we were tackling the trails at increased speed, all great fun but the mistakes started to occur and the odd bike was dropped. Everyone would stop and hasten to get the unfortunate ride back up again with a few humorous exchanges. There were more dry training lessons on handling the bike and at about 3pm, it was over for the day. We Flash Gordon instructor reassembled and rode back to base.

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Another one bites the dust! Learning about TCU

The return was by a different route with and cyclists that seemed to be taking up venue more winding lanes with encroaching much of the highway. The Metzeler Karoo hedges and was a nice way of finishing tyres worked well both on and off road. For another 50 quid, you will be fitted the day. with a motocross helmet, goggles, jacket, Once I was de-kitted at the HAC base, What you get for your 500 quid knee guards and boots. Pat generously took me to my hotel and Two days instruction held on a private collected me 90 minutes later to take training ground with sessions on: Upside - a great experience; definitely me to the pub where the group was Traction Control, Hill starting, bike well worth the cost and If there is a more assembled for dinner. Very good meal recovery, mud plugging, application of versatile bike than the DCT AT, then I and a couple of pints to help it down. DCT, surface control techniques, have yet to find it. You also get to meet Then it was time to head back for a Four road rides through the Brecon’s on some great bikers from the UK. well-earned kip. Up early the next day, back country lanes and “B” class roads, I tracked downstairs for a solid English An Africa Twin of your choice to ride Downside - Given the number of breakfast - basically fried everything (DCT or Manual), adventure bikers we have, why isn’t followed by a chaser of Voltaren. Two buffet Llnches at a pub near the someone doing this training in NZ? We returned to HAC base, collected our training ground, bikes and kitted up. Another breezy ride A slap-up dinner at a Gastro pub, TTFN JR to the training site this time along a new Plentiful water and snack bars at the route. I found these 20 to 30-minute road Nothing better than AT! rides great for setting one up for the day. Sunday morning was spent tackling more difficult trails with a variety of surfaces, rocks, rubble, mud, uphills and downhills. By 11.30 we had worked up another sweat and it was back to the van for a re-hydro. The opportunity was made for those on the manual AT’s to try a DCT if they wanted to. Those that did came back after 15 minutes with wide grins. “The DCT makes it so much easier” they commented. A final trail ride and then back to the pub for lunch.

About 1:30pm, we headed out on an hour or so of an extended road ride across the Brecon’s. More winding lanes, slow moving sheep, some forestry gravel and some slick B roads. This was a good chance to look at the scenery and try to avoid the multitude of dog-walkers, hikers

42 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 GETTING BACK UP WHEN YOU DROP THE BRUTE!

t’s never a good moment when your pride and joy spits you off and you have to get the bike back on its wheels. The instructors at the Honda Adventure Centre, (HAC) in Wales showed me their technique. They believe their way is better than trying to pick the bike up by putting your back against the tank and pushing up since this often leads to the bike getting out of control and top- Ipling over again. Pat Johnson, the Chief Instructor at HAC says first of all 1 get the bike flat on the ground and extend the handlebar clos- est to the ground forward. Push the bike around to make best use of the slope. It’s too late to worry about the paint work and plastic now. However, you might be regretting the fact if you hadn’t fitted bar ends, Bark Busters and tank guards before the get off. Re- 2 Once you have the bike set, head to the handlebar end and move any excess claggage. start some heavy breathing.

The second phase is to drive upwards with your knees and lift the Put both hands on the handlebars and your arms between 4 3 bike off the pegs back onto its feet. By going to the front of the bike and your bent knees. Lift in two phases: in the first phase, get the bike using the handlebars as a lifting point. you are maximising the leverage up on the footrest. you can get and also retain control of the bike so it won’t run away.

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he plan was to fly to Manchester, £1000 security deposit. The bike was insured, but if anything rent a bike and ride around I lived in England until 1989 and, during were to happen, then the whole road trip Scotland for six days with a that time, had two motorcycles stolen would have been stuffed up, and not just mate, John, riding his ZZR1400. along with a five-speed push bike. for me. TJohn’s wife Karin and my sister Elaine My Triumph Tiger Cub disappeared As an aside, 26,000 bikes are stolen would be following in a car. from Worsley College during a night every year in the UK. Finding a bike shop that actually rented school class. The Yamaha DT250 was Despite the odds, the guys at Hunt’s out bikes was harder than I thought. nicked from Bolton town centre. My were brilliant – apart from the lack of anti There are only two in the Manchester bicycle was flogged from a mate’s garage. theft equipment. It is possible the bike area: Hunts motorcycles, a Honda dealer, I got the Triumph back, but it had been was fitted with a tracking device and they http://www.huntsmotorcycles.co.uk/ torched. I got the Yamaha back, but had chosen not to tell me. I just don’t uk-motorcycle-hire.htm in Burnage, and that had been crashed. I never saw the know. http://www.youlesmotorcycles.com/bike- pushbike again. I had decided to take my own bike gear, hire-mobile.html a Triumph dealer in I even had my very fashionable electric as Hunt’s did not have anything I could Manchester. This lack of hire shops was blue pants stolen while swimming in the use. quite surprising, considering the close local reservoir, and had to pedal home on Flying with Singapore Air gave a weight proximity to the Isle of Man. my bike wearing togs, and this was before limit of 30kg, so it was no problem to take, I quickly poo pooed the Triumph shop the bike had been stolen. helmet, boots, leather jacket, gloves and (Note to Terry, Janet, Brian) and made The point is; things go missing in the rain gear all in my suitcase. arrangements to hire a Honda VFR800F UK if they are not nailed down, and when I picked the bike up on Friday 21st July from Hunts. I picked up the Honda, I was shocked to at 4.00pm. The bike was a 2016 model Cost including insurance, was £640 find that there was no alarm fitted, no disc with 11,258 miles on the clock. It had a for seven days with unlimited km’s and a lock, chain or bike cover provided. top box and panniers fitted. I asked that the panniers be removed, GOUROCK TO DUNOON FERRY as I wouldn’t need them to carry gear. I would soon learn that this was a very wise decision to make, and after completing the necessary paper work, I was good to go. I rode to my parents place after stopping for fuel and, on the way, practiced some emergency stops. The bike was fitted with ABS and traction control, which was all new to me. Having come to terms with all the whizzy bits, I had a good nights’ sleep with no jet lag and was ready to set off in the morning. I left my parents place at 9.00am Saturday on the Honda, with my sister following in her car. In the top box, I put the essentials, wet gear, bagpipes, haggis trap and Geiger counter. We met John and Karin in Farnworth, and after loading up the car with a ton of stuff, we were ready to leave. Having the car was a real bonus as it provided heaps of storage space.

44 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 The bikes can travel light and there INVERARY is plenty of room in the car for beer and even spare beer. Our original route was based on what another Ulysses Canterbury member had ridden a few years before. John had also ridden around Scotland several times and suggested some changes, based on his experience. We tried to include as many of the rides possible from http://www.bestbikingroads. com/, which has over 50 rides throughout Scotland listed on its website. The basic idea was to ride north up the West Coast, then across the top to John o’ Groats, turn South and head down the east coast. Saturday Farnworth-Inverary 290 miles Day one plan, take the M61 west to Preston and then head north on the M6. some beautiful little towns like Fairlie, famous jail, bell tower, and loads of little If weather was good, we would exit at Largs and on to Gourock ferry terminal. shops to spend your money. Well worth Gretna Green and then follow the coast. If Sign posting for the ferry is a bit a visit. not good, then we would continue on the confusing to say the least. After going to the wrong one and doubling back, we Sunday Inverary-Portreee, Isle of Skye M6+M74 to Glasgow, making it a shorter 184 miles route. eventually got the bikes and car loaded. It was overcast in the morning and the At the Preston M61/M6 junction, the “No need to tie your bikes down as the sea temperature was 14 degs at 8.30am. traffic was backed up massively and is pretty calm here,” I was told. This never After a cup of tea and bacon butty for moving at a snail’s pace. stopped me from staying with the bikes breakfast, we were all set to go. Riding John just carried on riding between the most of the time, just in case. north on the A815 lead us to the fresh cars. I am not used to doing this and it The ferry from Gourock to Dunoon is water of Loch Awe. scares the crap out of me. only a 20 minute trip and it cost £9 for At the head of the loch, we turned east If I had had the panniers still on the a bike and rider. We paid on the ferry, onto the A85 and then stopped at the bike, I am sure I would have knocked off but were told if we had bought the ticket Cruachan underground power station. We a dozen sets of wing mirrors. For British from the shop, it would have been 40% had arranged to do the bus tour which bikers, it’s just the norm and everybody cheaper. Lesson learned. took us deep into the mountain. seems to do it. From Dunoon and taking the A815, This is a very similar set up to I did observe that most car drivers will we rode through Argyll Forrest Park and Manapouri, except that the Manapouri make an effort to pull to the side and let around Loch Fyne to reach the first night’s water supply is re-cycled. High in the bikers through. This very rarely happens in stop at Inveraray, it was 6.30pm. mountain is a man-made lake which NZ, in fact, we seem to get the opposite, Accommodation at the Inverary Hostel releases water to drive the turbines at with drivers closing the gap on purpose. cost £19 each. The room was very small, peak electricity demand. North of Preston, the sky turned black with the only furniture being the bunk bed The water exits into a lower lake next and we pulled into a service station where and chair. Me being the perfect gentleman, to the visitor centre. At off peak times, I put my wet gear on. Shortly after, it insisted that my sister take the top bunk. the process is reversed and the water is started to rain properly. It was so bad, the The hostel was clean with full kitchen pumped back up to the top lake. motorway had puddles on it. facilities and lounge area and the very first The time to generate power can be We were down to 40 mph and each time people we met were a Kiwi couple from started and stopped within a matter of a truck passed, it was like having a bucket Gisborne. minutes and that is what makes this of water thrown into your face. This was a They told us that the days of travelling power station so unique. miserable start to the trip. around Scotland and getting digs on the fly Next stop was Fort William for fuel and By the time we reached Carlisle, the rain are over. In fact, while we were checking supplies. At the gas station, I purchased had stopped, so we exited the motorway in, two groups of people arrived expecting some sunscreen and the lady behind the and took the A75 to Dumfries, and then to get rooms, but the hostel was fully counter said “That’s wishful thinking” I the A76 to Irvine. This was great riding booked. took this as a sign. Sure enough, the sun and I was happy to have left the motorway Inverary lies on the shores of Loch Fyne came out for the first time an hour later. system and be on dry roads. and looks charming with its old white A few miles from Fort William on the We were on the coast road, with Firth buildings. It has two pubs and there could A82, we stopped at the memorial for of Clyde on our left as we passed through be more. Otherwise, it is home to a castle,

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ISLE OF SKYE It was now a very hot day and so we decided to go left. What a good choice that turned out to be. The lookouts at Gairloch and Laide are well worth a photo stop. Taking the A835 north, we stopped for fuel and lunch at Ullapool, which would be a nice place to stay over night. Still heading north through Elphin, Unapool, and Scourie riding on single track roads – some as long as 30 miles – until we reached Durness at the top of Scotland. We pulled into the car park opposite the Durness Hostel at 6.30pm and it started to rain. Perfect timing. This was our third day and I have to say, this was the best day of riding I have ever done. Anywhere. The roads and scenery are absolutely amazing. Gob smacking. The Hostel bunk bed room this time was even smaller and had no space for a commandos of WW2. Mary’s breakfast menu is pretty good. I chair. Cost was £20 each. It was here that the commandos were opted for the full works. Bacon, egg, black For dinner, Elaine and Karin prepared a formed and trained in the shadow of Ben pudding, potato cake, tomato, toast, jam feast of tater ash with red cabbage, bread Nevis, the highest mountain in the British and tea. and butter. Isles. I was wrecked after eating all that and Luxury We carried on through Spean Bridge, could have done with a sleep. Loch Lochy, and Invergarry following the Morning temperature was 14 degs and Tuesday Durness-Inverness via John A87 to the Eilean Donan Castle on Loch sunshine. The return ride to the Isle of o’ Groats , 231 miles Duich. This is the castle that most people Skye bridge was just as good as the trip We woke to a cool morning, overcast would have seen on travel shows. out. sky and drizzle. This was the halfway It sits on an Island with a small stone Travelling north on the A890 with Loch point, so time for a T-shirt change. bridge connecting it to the mainland. The Carron on our left, the road soon turned After tea and toast for breakfast, we set tide was out when we stopped, so it didn’t into a single track. off east along single track roads which look as impressive as in some photos I This was my first experience of “single went on for ages, looped around loch have seen. Nevertheless, it is well worth a track roads with passing spaces”. Eriboll and across the Kyle of Tongue. look and I recommend trying a vanilla ice The etiquette on these roads is simple There were heaps of sheep down both cream from the shop. enough: as drivers approach each other, sides of these roads, but they were never The A87 then took us over the bridge whoever is closet to a passing place a problem. In New Zealand, they would onto the Isle of Skye. From here, should pull into it and allow the on coming have run all over the place in different we continued to Portree, which is a vehicle to pass. If this does not happen, directions. None of them panicked as spectacular ride. then somebody will have to reverse. we went zooming past. Guess they are Portree is a little town on the coast. It Passing spaces are only small, maybe just used to vehicles being so close. Not was probably a big fishing port at one time two car lengths. There is a pole at each so sure it would have been the same if I and it is quite hilly. Accommodation was passing place with a sign on top, which were on my Harley! the Foreland B+B and owned by Mary, a makes it easier to spot them from a Continuing east along the A836, we lovely lady with a very Scottish accent. distance. The distance between the passed the Dounreay Nuclear power This was our most expensive place to passing spaces is pretty constant. station, this is why I packed the Geiger stay, but it was well worth it at £40 each. We would reach one every six seconds counter. For dinner that night, we walked into the while doing 40mph. I would like to know Filling up at Thurso, the rain stopped centre of town, but discovered that most what this is in metres if anybody can and by the time we reached John o’ eateries and bars either closed or stopped figure it out. Groats at 12.30pm, it was sunny and 21 serving food by 9.00pm. It was also a At Achnasheen, we stopped at a picnic degs. Sunday night. So after only a liquid dinner, area near the train station for lunch. Here After taking photos, some souvenir we caught a taxi up the hill and back to the the road meets the A832. Left is a scenic shopping and a sandwich lunch, we set digs. loop around Wester Ross, while right off south on the A99, A9. Monday Portree-Durness , 230 miles takes a shorter route to Ullapool. By the time we reached Wick, the rain started again. They say that a day riding

46 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 in the rain is better than being at work. I Never had egg soup before. but these became abandoned and built am not so sure about that. We were ready to leave at 9.30am. It over. If I was a lifeguard lookout on a Florida was 15 degs. Rain was forecast, so wet It cost £13 for the trip through the beach, then I know where I would rather gear went on. wheel, and tunnel and takes approx one be! Heading east to Nairn on the A96 and hour. At Clashmore, we decided to take the then south on the A939, took us into the It was now 5.30pm the sun had come loop around Dornoch Firth rather than Cairngorm national park. This is a very out and it was 20 degrees, so we rode taking the bridge. This was a great ride scenic route on single track roads. on towards Edinburgh for our final stay in through Bonar Bridge. Great riding, but a shame it was Scotland. After crossing Cromarty and Beauly overcast with low cloud cover. In places Digs at another Air B+B home for two Firths, we arrived in Inverness, Our stay we were high enough to be in the rain nights. Located in Middleton North SE of for the night. Accommodation was Air B+B clouds. Edinburgh. in Diviot, six miles south of the city. I noticed a new addition along these We arrived at 7.30pm and were met by The house was a semi-detached single-track roads with passing places. the owner Yvonne. The house was a split- bungalow with off street parking and very They also had high poles on each side, level detached home, which had recently nice. This was my first experience of red tipped on the left and white tipped been completely renovated. staying at Air B+B accommodation. Cost on the right side. They are spaced every was £28 each. 50 feet and closer when the road takes a Thursday Edinburgh-Chill out day The owner, Kay, lives next door and turn. I asked John what these are for, and On Thursday, the weather was brilliant, greeted us upon arrival. All the things he told me that when the snow comes, but it was a chill-out day. No bike riding. needed to make breakfast were provided. you can still figure out if you’re on the We decided to go into Edinburgh and Kay even gave us a complementary road or not. They must get a lot of snow spend the day doing touristy stuff in the welcome chocolate cake. because the poles are over six feet tall. heart of the capital. For dinner, we drove into Inverness and Our first major stop was Balmoral After driving to the train station at had a meal and pint at a Witherspoons Castle. Gorebridge, we caught a local bus into restaurant, which my sister had sniffed The Queen had invited us to take tea Edinburgh. This was a huge mistake, out. with her, but she cancelled at the very last because the bus took the longest time At this time of year in Scotland, there minute, claiming that she never had any ever. is nearly 17 hours of daylight. I had just milk in the fridge. I think the real reason It stopped at nearly every bus stop to arrived from a winter in Christchurch with was she didn’t want us dripping all over let people on and off and went through all only 9.5 hours daylight. the Royal Rug. the estates south of the city. It even pulled I lost total track of time and almost After a sandwich for lunch, we into the Asda car park. So after over an every day, I would think it was around continued south on along the A93 to hour, we arrived at the city center. 9.00pm, only to find that the actual time Perth. Taking the A9 to Sterling and the Edinburgh was just full of people, was closer to midnight. M9 to Falkirk got us there just in time to tourists mostly. Compared to some of the This messed me up more than any make the last trip of the day through the places we had visited, it was very over jetlag. Falkirk wheel. populated. This is an amazing piece of engineering We purchased tickets for the hop-on, that raises or lowers canal boats 79 feet hop-off open top bus, doing the Majestic Wednesday Inverness-Edinburgh via from the Union canal to the Forth and tour. At the Ocean Park mall, we had a Falkirk , 238 miles Clyde canal by rotating two water tight look at the Royal Yacht Britannia. For breakfast, I made a poor attempt at gondolas 180 degrees. After spending a full day chilling out making poached eggs without a poacher. Originally there was a series of locks, we eventually arrived back to the house at 7.00pm on the same bus and it was GAIRLOCK LOOKOUT pissing down. For dinner, we called the local fish and chips shop, which offered free delivery. I ordered Spicy haggis and chips. The

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FALKIRK WHEEL SATURDAY MORNING ARSE UP

haggis was superb, proper stuff. (Note to up for the first time, with Elaine and couldn’t be avoided. Roads North of Isle Meg) Karin heading into Carlyle to get the tyre of Skye were a lot quieter. sorted. It turned out to be a puncture. Fuel prices varied, cheapest was £1.09 Friday Edinburgh to Manchester, 229 John and I continued onto the M6 litre at an Asda store, most expensive miles and at Preston, the M61. It was now was £1.17 in Nairn. Total distance For breakfast we had toasted bagels, bucketing down. Exactly the same as covered: 1425 miles. Cost for fuel £128. it was sunny and 13 degrees in the the previous Friday. Approx 105 liters. The bike was super morning. Traffic got busy as we reached the economical and displayed 69.5 mpg at My rental had to be returned at the motorway interchange, and lane- 80 mph. same time I had picked it up, which was splitting John had me crapping my pants Air B+B is a fantastic way to travel. 4.00pm, so plenty of time. again. Total cost for digs £133. John had never ridden the A7 before, We arrived at Hunt’s motorcycles If I was to do the trip again, I would so we decided to take that route south. around 4.30pm. After a quick bike probably add two more days to see more The A7 is a great fast road, and we check, they were happy with what I of the country. Alternatively, I’d fly direct booted along at a fair old pace, until had brought back to them. The £1000 to Scotland and rent a bike from there. hitting a road closure and rain. I put my deposit was reversed onto my credit There are at least a dozen bike rental wet gear on again. card. shops in Scotland. Some offer guided The detour took us over the Cheviot With an hour to go before the shop tours. Hills and onto single track roads. A closed, John and I spent some time The highland sheep may have more brilliant ride and without the detour, we looking around the show room. I must road sense than NZ sheep, but there’re would have missed this little gem. say, used bikes are a lot cheaper in not as good looking. Soon after getting back onto the A7, the UK than in NZ. Probably due to I would like to thank Mark for the we stopped at a roadside vendor and economy of scale. original way points, Karin and Elaine for treated ourselves to a very unhealthy – keeping John and I fed and going in the but wonderful – Summary: right direction, John for being a brilliant bacon butty and tea. It was here that This was a brilliant bike trip. The West RIC (except for the lane splitting) and Elaine suspected she had a puncture, coast of Scotland is amazing. At this sister Elaine for making all the bookings. as a tyre pressure alarm had popped up time of year, there is a lot of traffic on I’d also like to thank Scotland for being on the dash. the roads. The day I landed was the start such an amazing ride. Owing to the rental drop off, we split of school holidays – bad timing, but this Wee Stevie McSmith #7594

48 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 SATURDAY MORNING ARSE UP

his is strictly speaking not a tale of Thursday goings on, fill scratches and make them invisible, so when we’d finished, I but nevertheless it is still a Retreads recall. followed him into town to see if Wayne Brock at MotoCare had I pulled up at the Vines Village for coffee one any of this magic stuff. Saturday morning and was followed soon after by Peter I had to leave Dave along Old Renwick Road as he found the TUnger. He parked his bike despite Bob McCrindle positioning a company of the driver of our local red police car more appealing red cone in front of it. Then things turned bad. than mine. He can tell you that story...... On departure, Peter dropped the clutch - leaped forward in I found Wayne at his premises in Freswick Street. He didn’t surprise - hit my front wheel then continued to scribe a clockwise have any Rain-Ex, but he had a look at my shiny new visor circle back to where he hadn’t left his bike in neutral. anyway. Hmmmm. He huffed on the scratch then wiped it with a He found neutral this time, but not the side stand. The bike rag and voila - no scratch. went down jamming poor Peter hard up against my bike with his So folks, next time you scratch your visor, go see Wayne on top. Boy what an entrance!! Brock. he’s the magic one. I leapt in to help lift it off him, only to be sworn at in German. It Here endeth a highly turned out I had one boot on Peter’s hand whilst lifting his bike off entertaining Saturday him. Some people are never satisfied. morning coffee that Now when we all gathered our wits and dusted Peter off (he shows – for some was OK thank goodness) I looked around for any collateral people anyway – damage and sure enough, my helmet was on the ground, not Lady Luck is sometimes hanging on the mirror where it had been left. still alive and well and I picked it up and couldn’t believe my eyes. I’d fitted a brand just occasionally, Murphy new visor last Thursday and here it was with a great big ugly keeps his distance. scratch top to bottom. Oh shit!!! Cheers, Over coffee, Dave Jackson told me that Rain-Ex can sort of John Sinclair #9272

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WAIKATO GUARDIANS AND ANGELS CHARITY RIDE 2018

lysses Waikato has been He has now been off medication for about the event and these amazing kids, and supporting the Child Cancer a year, but will continue to receive check- making a real difference to the families on Foundation for over 30 years ups until he’s about 18. their arduous, indiscriminate journey. through an annual event. This Every week, more than three children in Details for the ride in 2018: Ustarted initially as a “Toy Run” to provide New Zealand are diagnosed with cancer. Start point: Selwyn Park (Goerst Ave, gifts for children with cancer. When a child is diagnosed with cancer, Te Awamutu) It was soon realised that, although it is a traumatic, stressful and expensive Finish point: Gate 10, University of toys are great, the support Child Cancer time for the whole family. Waikato, (Silverdale Road, Hamilton) Foundation can offer as a result of funds The Child Cancer Foundation provides Time: 0900 – 1500 raised from the event, could have a long- strength and comfort to families, parents (Run 11.30am – 12:15pm) lasting positive impact for Kiwi kids with and children impacted by cancer. They Theme: Guardians and Angels cancer and their families. give personalised support to each Badges: Online presale and on day of Child Cancer Foundation is celebrating family through a one-to-one connection event (look out for an event website 40 years of assisting Kiwi families in 2018 – someone who can help guide them and Facebook page coming soon). and as part of recognising this and a every step of the way. They provide refocus on supporting the organisation, strength in times of doubt, comfort in The kids have requested that riders and the event has seen an exciting review and times of sadness and celebrate the times pillions ‘dress up’ as kids characters – so relaunch to include the entire community of joy. Every family’s cancer experience the challenge to those taking part is to be and work towards two main goals: provide is different, so the support they receive loud and proud, colourful and poignant. a fun filled day that children with cancer helps with the specific challenges they are A gala fundraiser event will be held and their families can feel part of, and facing. in Te Awamutu prior to the run, and in raise vital funds to help these families The money raised through fundraising Hamilton after the run. There will be long term. is used to support local children with cancer entertainment, stalls, food/coffee, prizes Next year’s event will include event and their families. Donations go towards and event ambassadors. ambassadors like Nixon. Nixon, his a variety of practical, emotional and social A bike of remembrance will be on the mum and dad and two older brothers support services. run for the first time – a white bike with (Nathanael and Hunter), will be one of Child Cancer Foundation receives no no rider or pillion as a commemoration the families attending the event, which direct funding from the government and relies to those who lost their battle and gained is particularly exciting, as one of Nixon’s entirely on the generosity of New Zealanders. their angel’s wings. hobbies is riding round on his trusty dirt To those legends who have supported bike. the Waikato branch charity ride in the past, Kate Dalders, Child Cancer Foundation Nixon was diagnosed with acute a special thank you. Ulysses has raised a and Te-Iku-Tavake, lymphocytic leukaemia at age three and significant amount over the years – but we Waikato Branch Ulysses underwent almost three-and-a-half years hope to achieve much more! of chemotherapy and steroid treatment. We look forward to seeing riders supporting MOTORBIKE VENTURES INDOCHINA LTD “It’s not about the destination - it’s about the ride to get there”

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RUNS & RALLIES DECEMBER 2 Toy Run, Buller Branch, Westport 9 Toy Run, Marlborough Branch, Blenheim 15 Northern Odyssey Early Bird Rego deadline Tauranga Ulysses Club Rally 26 Northern Odyssey commences, Waikato Branch Date: 4th 5th & 6th May 2018 26 Boxing Day Races, Whanganui Branch, secure parking Venue: Waihi Beach Christian Camp, 48 Seaforth Rd, Waihi Beach.

JANUARY Cost: $50 per head, includes accommodation, Saturday breakfast and evening meal, FEBRUARY Sunday breakfast. On Friday night you can visit the local RSA for a meal or there are several takeaways nearby. There will also be a light meal available at the camp for $5 11 Rescue Helicopter Fundraiser, Auckland Branch which will be payable on the night. Name……………………………………………………………… Ulysses No……………………………. 16 – 18 Back to Basics, Waihi-Thames Valley Branch Pillion……………………………………………………………… Ulysses No……………………………

23 – 25 Mayhem in February, Mangatepopo, Whanganui Address…………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Branch Email………………………………………………….. Phone No………………………………………..

23 – 25 Back to Basics Rally, Marlborough Branch Enclosed Entry Fee $ …………………………. Closing Date: 1st May 2018 25 Child Cancer Charity Run, Waikato Branch If you require a map or receipt, please enclose a self-addressed envelope. I agree to abide by the rules and regulations for the rally and will hold blameless all organisers MARCH and officials associated with the rally, for any injury or damage while participating at the event or travelling to or from the event. Please No BYO. 2 – 4 Frankton Thunder, Hamilton Signature Rider………………………………… Signature Pillion ……………………………..

16 – 18 GUSS Rally, Nelson Branch Please send to: Tauranga Ulysses Club, PO Box 160, 7th Avenue, Tauranga, or 23 – 25 National Rally & AGM, Mosgiel Email completed form to [email protected]. Queries to 075433042 or 0275862121. NOTE: Ulysses events in BOLD For more details of each event see ad at end of The Ulyssian, or Ulysses website – www.ulysses.org.nz or, contact local Coordinator or, use Google. Coordinators: to have your significant Runs & Rallies included in the R & R list for future editions of The Ulyssian please advise David Coy at:

[email protected] two weeks before the edition deadline. Thanks.

Ulysses Boxing Day Parking Whanganui Branch

Follow the signs when coming into Wanganui

Entrance off Guyton Street, look for the "Amdram" theatre on the left going away from the town centre or on the right towards CBD, well signed as you travel along Guyton Street also a Ulysses member wearing Hi Vis jacket will be directing bikes at the entrance.

Fee $10.00 includes all day secure parking for bike and gear.

This year we have a speedy new system in place, so please have your cash handy on arrival.

Contact:

Neil Ross 06-3488325 or Piet Meijer 06 3484141

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MARLBOROUGH BRANCH The Ulysses Club of NZ Inc. invites you to the KAITUNA RIDGES

" BACK to BASICS RALLY" HAVELOCK 2018

With kind permission of the owners, Paul & Muff Newton.

th DATE: Friday to Sunday 23 – 25th February 2018, Rally opens Friday 3pm, closes Sun 2pm All participants MUST register, see Marlborough Branch Web Site for Registration Form.

DIRECTIONS: End of Readers Road approx 3 km south of Havelock. RALLY MARSHALS: Kelvin Watson. Tim & Melissa Wills. Kiley Boddington. ACCOMODATION: Limited floor space in woolshed, first in best possie, need to bring air bed, sleeping bag. Motor homes, caravans or tin tops are welcome. TENT SITES: lovely sites available near Kaituna river or closer to woolshed, your choice. COSTS: $30 per person which includes Saturday night dinner. Tea and Coffee available free all weekend. BYO food for Friday night and breakfasts -. DRINKS: BYO, no rubbish to be left on site please.

GENERAL: This is a great opportunity for older and newer members to enjoy the way it used to be, back to basics at an affordable cost. Usual Friday and Saturday nights entertainment. Fun Gymkana will be held on Saturday afternoon. Raffle Saturday night. A performance by Tim Wills & The Procrastinators Band will be something to look forward to.

Limited numbers so PLEASE REGISTER EARLY. Don’t miss out!

REGISTRATION: Closing date for registration is SATURDAY 18th FEBRUARY, No late entries accepted.

NOTE: Numbers are limited, registrations will close earlier if maximum number is reached before 18th Feb.

REGISTRATION FORM (must be completed by all participants)

NAME……………………………………………………Ulysses No;…………………

PILLION:…………………………………… E/MAIL ADDRESS; …………………………………………

PHONE No;………………………….

NUMBER ATTENDING? X $ 30each =. Cheque enclosed

Internet Banking A/c 03-0599-0311074-00 Use “Rally 2018” as Reference.

Post to Ulysses Marlborough Branch c/o Kelvin Watson, 143B Maxwell Rd, Blenheim. 7201. Registration closes Sunday 18th February 2018. No late entries accepted.

INDEMNITY : I agree to hold the organisers blameless for any injury or accidental damage while attending or travelling to and from this event.

SIGNED. …………………………………………..

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Rebranded!!! We cannot accept toy donations – please dress up or decorate your bike 

Save this date: 25th February 2018

Fundraiser: Gala – Ride – Gala

Waikato Ulysses: Child Cancer Foundation Charity Ride

Theme: “Guardians & Angels”

(Dress up as your Favourite kid’s characters)

Note: new route from Selwyn Park, Te Awamutu to Gate 10, University of Waikato, Hamilton

(Entertainment, prizes, stalls, activities, FUN!)

54 | Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 RALLIES Waihi/Thames Valley Rally Back to Basic's...... Nearly!!!MAYHEM IN FEBRUARY 17th, 18th, 19th February1997 - 2018 In the spirit of Ulysses 23rd - 25th February 2018

Waihi/Thames Valley Rally Wanganui’s Almost Back To Basics Summer Rally: Back at the Waitawheta Camp.....whoopMangatepopo whoop!!! Camp on State Highway 47 Back to Basic’s...... Nearly!!!439 Waitawheta Road, WaihiWhat to Bring: Your bedding and linen requirements, th th th including pillows. Your food, drinks and tea towels for drying 16 , 17 , 18 February your dishes Back at the Waitawheta Camp.....whoop$15.00 whoop!!!per person per nightWhat’s Available: Heated bedrooms which sleep 3, 4 or 6 439 Waitawheta Road, Waihi (get yourself a group together and book a room) Tent sites, Bunk rooms$15.00 perand person Caravan/Campervan per night outlets.... Plenty of showers and toilets. Well appointed kitchen for self BYO Food, Alcohol catering plus spacious dining facilities. Games room, Large Plates, Cup's, Cutlery, Cooking Equipment (incl BBQ) and Utensilsdrying etc room. provided Room for camper vans, motor homes and tents Tent sites, Bunk rooms and Caravan/Campervan outlets.... Things to do: Plenty of walks in the area. Fishing (arrange BYO Food, Alcohol. own licenses). Less than 30 minutes drive from Whakapapa FridayPlates, Cups, Night: Cutlery, Sausage Cooking EquipmentSizzle (incl BBQ) and Village and Ski Slopes, Turangi and Tokaanu Hot Pools. Utensils etc provided. Tea, Coffee, Milk etc. supplied. Large Bring your dirt bikes, trikes, quads or mountain bikes – chiller available for use. Saturday: Ride the Lower Coromandel Loop and call into the V8(we and are Motorcycleat the opposite Swap end from Meet Owhango at the of the 42km traverse). nearby Paeroa Race Course on the way. Be aware that the tracks are open to the public and are used Sunday:Friday Night: Head Sausage to close Sizzle by Paeroa / (our famous) for the 26Musselth Anniversary Fritters Battle of the Streets Motorcycle Racing available to purchase. Saturday Night: Bacon & Egg by many different groups so care is needed sandwiches available to purchase. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT ------Saturday: V8 and Motorcycle Swap Meet at the nearby Paeroa------REGRISTRATION FORM – WAIHI/THAMES VALLEY 2017Darryl VALLEY Greeks and RALLY Camp Mother, Lorraine Greeks (06) 345- Sunday: On your way home head to Paeroa for the Battle of the 6624 or 027-229-1294 Wanganui PostStreets entry Motorcycle and Cheque Racing to: Ulysses Waihi/Thames Valley Branch, C/- Christine Ottaway, 439 Waitawheta Road, RD2 Waihi 3682 Don Morison (04) 476-9516 Wellington Internet Banking Details: 03-1575-0016606-00 Ref: SurnamePlease & 2017 make Rally cheques payable to: Autumn Rally - Send to: Registration Form - Waihi/Thames Valley 2017 Valley Rally Autumn Rally, C/- 15 Liverpool Street Wanganui 4500 . or email form to [email protected] Mayhem in February Entry Form PleasePost entry make and cheques cheque to:out Ulysses to: Ulysses Waihi/Thames Club Waihi Valley /Branch, Thames Valley C/- Christine Ottaway, 439 Waitawheta Road, RD2 Waihi 3682 ACCOMMODATION Please indicate how many nights you will be staying...... Friday Night Internet Banking Details: 03-1575-0016606-00 Ref: Surname & Number of persons @ $12.00 each 2018 Rally or email form to [email protected] Cost Number Total ______$______Please make cheques out to Ulysses ClubAttending Waihi/Thames Valley Saturday Night Please indicate how many nights you will be staying... Number of persons @ $12.00 each ______$______Friday Night $15 _____ $______Cost Number Attending Total Badge Number of badges @ $12.00 each Friday Night $15 ______$______Saturday Night $15 _____ $______$______Saturday Night $15 ______$______FridayFriday Night Night: SausageSausage Sizzle Sizzle / Mussel FrittersYes / No Yes/No TOTAL $______In signing this form, I hereby agree to hold blameless any member Saturday: Bacon and Egg Sandwiches Yes/No of the organising committee for any injury or accidental damage Name: ______whatsoeverBranch:______which may occur whilst traveling to, attending at, or Name: traveling from this event. Contact Phone Number: ______Branch: Name (Please Print) ______In attendingContact the Phone 2017 ValleyNumber: Rally, I agree to abide by all the rules and regulations governing the event and hold blameless any official or member of the organising club for any injury, damages or losses which may occur while attending or travelling to or from this event. In attending the 2018 Valley Rally, I agree to abide by all the rules and regulations Pillion / Passenger (Please Print) Contact:governing theCoordinator: event and hold blameless Marlene any officialJohnson or member on 07 of the 8668019 organising / 027 2232629 or email: [email protected] club for any injury, damages or losses which may occur while attending or travelling ______Treasurerto or from this Christine event. Ottaway on 07 863 7673 or email: [email protected] Signed______Pillion /Passenger Contact: Coordinator: Marlene Johnson on 07 866 8019 / ______027 2232629 or email: [email protected] Ulysses members, extended family and invited guests most Treasurer Christine Ottaway on 07 863 7673 or welcome. Please – NO DOGS allowed email: [email protected]

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NORTHERN ODYSSEY 2018 You will be given a route of approx. 1200 kms of Auckland and Northland roads selected for their good riding, great scenery and points of interest along the way. Every hour or so, you will need to stop and find the answer to a question. The 2018 Odyssey will take you all the way to Cape Reinga and finishes at the iconic Puhoi Pub. The questions can be completed any time between Boxing Day (26 December 2017) and ANZAC Day (25 April 2018). The route can be completed as one continuous ride or several short rides. REGISTRATION: $30.00. ENTRIES: Entries before 15 December 2017 receive a $10 Wild Bean coffee voucher with their Badge on completion; entries accepted until end of March 2018. Entries open to all, Ulysses members and non-members. Fee set to break-even on the event.

To enter, simply send your Name, Postal address, Email address (if you have one) and Phone number to: [email protected] OR by post to: PO Box 5232, Frankton, Hamilton 3242 AND pay the $30.00 Entry fee to: Ulysses Club, Waikato Branch, Westpac Account No: 03 1555 0013109 00 OR by cheque to PO Box above – cheques payable to: “Ulysses Club, Waikato Branch”. Bank transfer or cheque – make sure the sender’s name is clear. The Organisers, Jim Galt & David Coy of Ulysses Club, Waikato Branch, are not responsible for any damage or injury to participants in the Northern Odyssey.

Annual Okataina Rally Theme: 21st Birthday Party Date: 22rd–24th June 2018 Cost: $75PP (includes bunk room or camp site, rally badge, Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast and dinner, and Sunday breakfast). Register at www.ulyssesrotorua.org.nz

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Ulysses Nelson presents the all new … ….. GRAND ULYSSES SUN & SURF GUSS RALLY 16-17 March 2018 Tahuna Function Centre Nelson

Here it is! The all new Ulysses Nelson GUSS Rally. New venue Awesome facilities and catering. One of New Zealand’s best branch Rallies. You will not be disappointed. Top Saturday evening entertainment, plus great rides over the Takaka mountain to Golden Bay, up the beautiful Motueka Valley, visit the sparkling Lake Rotoiti, into Nelson City to the best market in New Zealand, or join us at our Saturday watering hole, Speights Nelson, and pop in next door to World of Wearable Arts. So much to choose from! Going to Otago AGM? Make it a back to back weekend by coming to GUSS first!

Name: ______Ulysses No: ______

Pillion name: ______Email: ______Please print clearly Address: ______

You can arrange cabin, motel or campsite with Tahuna Park directly. 0800-500-501 Website: www.tahunabeachholidaypark.co.nz E-mail: [email protected]

Select Requirements: Number Per Person Amount Breakfasts will be available at the Barbecue Friday ______@ $25.00 $ ______attractive Deck Café Tahuna Function Centre will provide a superb BBQ meal with a variety of meats and dessert (next to the venue) Dinner Saturday ______@ $40.00 $ ______$8.50 continental / $22 full cooked Badge (only for pre-registered) ______@ $10.00 $ ______breakfast. No prior payment required. Registration ______@ $18.00 $ ______Or join the local Ulyssians at Speights Make cheques out to TOTAL $ ______Ulysses Nelson for coffee and Post to: Sara Richards In order to help us with arrangements brunch 1/50 Parker’s Road please register by Friday 9 March 2018 Tahunanui, Nelson 7011

Payment by Direct Credit Yes / No (circle one) A/c 03 1354 0222852 000 Please use your surname as a reference – include GUSS in particulars

I agree to abide by all rules and regulations for this event and will hold blameless all organisers and officials connected with the event, for injury, damages or losses incurred while attending or travelling to or from this event.

Signed: Rider: ______Pillion: ______Date: ______

Ulyssian DECEMBER 2017 | 57 The Ulysses Club of New Zealand Incorporated – New Zealand Ulysses Branch Co-Ordinators, Meeting Times and Addresses

Version 01/12/2017 – To update your Branch’s information, please contact the National Secretary - contact details inside front cover.

Branch Address Phone / Email Fax / Mobile ADMINISTRATION: 0800 ULYSSES P O Box 40218, UPPER HUTT, 5140 021 072 3636 Debby Morgan [email protected] AUCKLAND 1/541 Pakuranga Rd, Howick Auckland, 2010 09 535 4579 027 481 2700 Clive Thomas Manukau Cruising Club, Orpheus Drive, Onehunga, 1st Monday monthly, 7.30pm [email protected] BULLER 181 Romilly Street, Westport 7825 03-7898875 027-911 4364 Sean Lemass 1st Tuesday of each month at Club Buller [email protected] CANTERBURY 24 Glencoe Street Burnside Christchurch 8053 03 358 7494 021 127 3363 Steve Orpwood Cashmere Club, 88 Hunter Tce, Christchurch, 3rd Wednesday monthly 7.30pm [email protected] FAR NORTH 7 Otaika Road, Woodhill, Whangarei 0110 [email protected] 027 483 5183 Nick Grbin Burger King, Whangarei, Sundays at 10.30am GISBORNE 19 Riverside Road, Whataupoko, Gisborne 4010 06 867 8116 027 557 0128 Brendan Smith Tatapouri Fishing Club first Thursday monthly 7-30pm [email protected] HAWKES BAY 61 Algernon Road, RD2, Hastings 4172 06 876 8116 021 458 330 Mike Shaw Taradale RSA, 1st Wednesday monthly, 7.30pm [email protected] KAPITI COAST 15 Rangiatea Street, Paraparaumu 5032 04-9024963 027 423 1033 Cheryl Roberts 1st Wed Mth 7:30pm. Odd Mths The Jolly, Paraparaumu/ Even Mths Otaki RSA. [email protected] KING COUNTRY 17 Seddon Street, TE KUITI, 3910 07 878 5009 027 515 3201 Graeme Hammond Contact Graeme for details [email protected] MANAWATU [email protected] Murray Cross 2nd Tuesday each month (except January) at the Bunnythorpe Tavern at 7.30pm. MARLBOROUGH 143B Maxwell Road, Blenheim 7201 03 577 6822 027 306 7344 Kelvin Watson Vines Village Rapaura Road every Saturday Morning 10 am [email protected] NELSON 11 Springlea Heights, Atawhai, Nelson. Speights Ale House 03 545 1919

Lorraine Lindsay (opposite WOW complex), every Saturday 10am to 12 noon. [email protected] NORTH HARBOUR P O Box 100 054 NSMC Auckland 0745 09-444 2770 027 289 1018 Wayne Painter 1st Thurs.Mth 5.30-9pm Pupuke Golf Club, 231 East Coast Rd, Campbells Bay, North Shore [email protected] NORTH OTAGO 123 Thames Street, Oamaru 9400 03 439 5545 021 501 102 Bruce Thacker Criterion Hotel, Cnr Harbour & Tyne Sts, Oamaru, 3rd Wednesday of each month [email protected] OTAGO 73B Factory Road, Mosgeil 9024 [email protected] 021 140 1344 Terry Chapman First Tues. each month, 7:00 pm at the Otago M/C Club (OMCC) rooms Clarke St ROTORUA 10 Moke Road, Rotorua 3010 [email protected] 027 345 8634 Gordon White St John Ambulance Hall, Peririka Street 7.00pm last Sunday of the month SOUTHLAND 12 Martin Street, Invercargill 9812 [email protected] Ross Lawry Ride 3rd Sunday of month. Meet at Southland Honda Clyde St at 10.30am. TARANAKI 192 Kina Road, Opunake 4681 06 753 8571 021 412 0913 Suzi Pentelow New Plymouth Club, 49-55 Gill Street, New Plymouth, 6pm 3rd Sunday of the month [email protected] TAUMARUNUI 4366 State Highway 4 RD 1, Ongarue, TAUMARUNUI, 3994 07 895 9244 Bob Kendrick R S A, 2nd Tues. each month. Rides 10.00am , BP [email protected] TAUPO Pilbrow Watchmakers Shop 5 19 Tamamutu Street Taupo 3330 07 377 3550 021 107 2732 Rick Kosterman Taupo Cosomopolitian Club Taniwha Street, 7:30pm.2nd Thursday each month. [email protected] TAURANGA 87 Stableford Drive, Pyes Pa, Tauranga 07 543 0080 027 519 4555 Marius Swanepoel Tauranga Citizens Club, Thirteenth Avenue, 7.30pm, 3rd Tuesday monthly [email protected] TURANGI 65 Te Rangitautahanga Rd Turangi 3334 07 386 0922 027 321 0619 Deb Treweek Bridge Motel SH1 Turangi 7.30 pm 2nd Wednesday each month [email protected] WAIHI-THAMES VALLEY 210 Edward Street, Coromandel 3506 07 866 8019 027 223 2629 Marlene Johnson Paeroa RSA 67 Belmont Rd Paeroa 3.pm, Sunday 2 monthly Check www.ulysseswtv.org.nz [email protected] WAIKATO PO Box 5232, Frankton, Hamilton 3242 07 843 3119 021 901 557 Jim Galt Waikato Commerce Club, 197 Collingwood St, 1st Mon Mthly 7.30pm (except Jan) [email protected] WAIRARAPA 40C William Wong Place, Carterton 06 379 7022 021 779 776 Karen Wilson Wairarapa Services & Citizen’s Club, Essex Street Masterton, 3rd Monday monthly 7:30pm [email protected] WANGANUI 33C Pitt Street Wanganui 4500 06-348 4141 021 143 6137 Piet Meijer RSA 170 St Hill Street Wanganui, 7.30pm, 1st Thursday monthly [email protected] WELLINGTON 47 Ward Street, Wallaceville, UPPER HUTT 5018 04 971 2893 021 244 2091 Jim Furneaux Petone Workingmen’s Club, Udy Street, Petone, 7.30pm, 2nd Tuesday monthly [email protected] WESTLAND 1 West Drive, RD 2, HOKITIKA 7882 03 755 6216 027 575 5604 Gary Sinclair Varies, contact Gary for details [email protected] WHAKATANE 381 East Bank Road, RD3 Thornton, Whakatane 3193 07 304 9953 027 363 2177 Sue Holmes Ohope Charter Club, Ohope, 7.30pm, 2nd Wednesday monthly [email protected]

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