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Ivan Lajara but cat takes Five memes main prize you need to By IVAN LAJARA Life Editor On the Web A video feature, eight OGS were the stop using slideshows featuring big winners of the winners and most the Freeman’s pet Internet memes — the D sumbissions and a few photo contest this year, as contagious inexplicable more surprises are available at hundreds of entries flooded trends that make people http://www.dailyfreeman.com post pictures of cats the Freeman’s mailbox and with quotes or bad puns servers. related to basketball star But the coveted top prize The process: Jeremy Lin — are getting, went to a cat. As in the past, finalists well, linsane. As a sign of the times, were chosen for originality, Visit your Facebook this year’s digital entries far spontaneity, beauty and profile on any given day, outnumbered the mailed photo quality. and instead of getting submissions. Many came via After a comprehensive flooded with the usual mobile devices. sorting process by intern invitations to events you Save for a handful of Celia Seupel, judges picked won’t attend or photos entries, all submissions this three entries in each cat- of babies you don’t care year — close to 400— were egory. The best three posi- about, you will be wel- cats and dogs. tions were tallied from those comed by lincredible posts Many of these animals votes. The Freeman’s Paul lin your face that will be were rescued. Kirby was recruited at the repeated to linfinity. With that comes the idea last minute to break tied The weird thing is that, of rescuing animals and entries. after a while, you’ll under- givinggiving tthemhem ccaringaring hhomes.omes. 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And the Animal man thanks you for your But fear not. best-looking pet category. She’s a little older than year old, according to Tracy MacMath, a Welfare Adoption Network’s participation. Send an email Though you won’t be friend of Drewes who took the photo. number is (845) 679-0227. to [email protected] able to get rid of head- More information is also with comments or sugges- lines that start with “Lin” available online at www. tions. for the time being, there aspca.org. are other memes that The Ulster SPCA also is [email protected]; come and go. You must offering a new volunteer twitter.com/ivanlajara. resist the urge to repost training seminar on March them because you think 8 at 5 p.m. at its facilities on they’re funny. Remember 20 Wiedy Road in Kingston. that the moment you post The agency is seeking volun- them is the very moment teers to care for the animals the thing stopped being and support fundraising funny. Your friends will efforts. At this training ses- make sure to remind you sion, participants will find of that. out what they can do to As a service to the com- help. Call (845) 331-5377, munity, and because we ext. 210 or send an email to don’t feel like writing any- [email protected] for more thing of real substance, information. The agency we hereby provid you also is promoting Spay/Neu- with a handy list of recent ter Awarness month during memes that have most February. likely inundated your online space (If you’ve never been online, don’t start now. It’s filled with cats, anyway). At right, from top, honorable • Pictures of people mentions Coo- saying things. This is per, a 5-year- the practice of having old male Lhasa nothing original to say, ABOVE: Maggie, Apso owned by so it consists of posting a Beagle owned Lori and Wayne an image that involves an by Mark Villa, Reynolds of overly long quote with a took second Kingston; Mick- photo of the person who place. ey, a 10-year-old said the quote. This image LEFT: Riley, a beagle owned will be initially posted by two-year-old by Sylvia and someone and reposted by male Yorkie dog David Donald- one of your friends. Then owned by Amy another friend will post son of Kingston; Tansey, won third a constructive comment and Pepper, an — like, “LOLZ. Totally place. 8-year-old Jack stealing this :D” — and Russell terrier then said friend will pro- owned by Ceci- ceed to post it on his or lia Werner Zink her wall, ensuring that of Stone Ridge. the same image appears See Five, page E5

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At left, M.J. Vernooy of Bloomington and her “little Above, Wendy Heeney of Rhinebeck and 8-year-old Bella, who bubby,” Riley, is a certified therapy dog at Northern Dutchess Hospital. They easily took tied for third place with Izzy, a 3-year-old-pointer and pit mix, first place who’s sleeping next to Pete Schell. Izzy came to the Schells honors in the from the Ulster County SPCA, wrote Judy Schell, who submitted pet-owner the entry. look-alike cat- egory.

Beth Allred, 14, a freshman at Kingston High School and her cat Tippy are blowing kisses in this second-place photo taken by Beth’s mother Heidi. Tippy is a 1 1/2-year- old domestic short-hair special needs cat, who “staggers and falls over or ‘tips’ quite frequently. Despite her problem, she can do everything that a ‘normal’ cat can do,” writes Heidi Allred. Best expression Pet pals

Buddy, a 4-year-old dog who’s a mix between a dachsund, a rat terrier and a miniature Pinscher, English Springer Spaniels Fang, left, and Emma on the day they met. Fang lives in New Paltz with is owned by Megan Wiacek and takes first place in the best expression category. owner Ed Kara. Emma lives in Esopus with the Lewis family. They have seven puppies together, wrote Lynda Lewis of Esopus, who sent the winning nomination in the pet pals category. At left, 12-week-old kittens Ethan and Fight are owned by Mike Walsh of Sau- gerties. The second place pet pals were submitted “as a surprise” by Sheryl Post of Rosendale.

Below are the three entries tied for third place: Doby, a 4-year-old Yorkie; and 2-year- old Kitty, owned by Lori Naccarato; White Persian kitten Mr. Jinxy, 6 months old, and Sophie, a 9-month-old half Persian owned by Annie Pysher; and At left, Rogan, a 3-year-old cavalier King Charles Spaniel owned by Linda and Jim Stoothoff of Sandee the yellow lab, 8, and Honey the West Hurley, takes second place. At right is Kitty, who is “somewhere around 12 years old,” in kitten, 12 weeks, owned by Charlie and third place. Kitty “adopted us after the flood of 2005,” wrote owner Tara Broskie. Gwyn Groeters. Below, honorable mentions Lovely and Honorable mentions Leo, two cats owned by Carsten Creason of Woodstock; Jake, a 3-year-old yellow lab; and Jeeper the cat, who’s 7, owned by Edgar Fischer of German- town; Kiowa the horse, a 10-year-old Ziggy, a 3-year-old brindle American boxer owned by Shane McNal- Paint, and ly. Baxter, a 5-year-old Italian Joshua, a greyhound owned by Michele 3-year old Griffin. boar Goat, owned by Linda Mannocchi of New Paltz; and the ‘double trouble’ team Kizzie and Trixie, a Maltese and a Yorkie, owned by Megan Ausanio. Murphy, a lab retriever owned by Brianne Byrne of Kingston

Patrick “J,” a rescue dog owned by Kim Phillips of Red Hook.

Mack, a 10-year-old English Oliver, a 2-year-old Yorkie bulldog owned by Kathy and owned by Dianne Panessa of Rex Kiniry of Saugerties. Red Hook.

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Batman, a 6-year-old Italian greyhound owned by Linda Horowitz of Kingston, easily won first place in the outfit category.

Felix, a 1 ½-year-old tuxedo cat owned by Maya Kvistad of Olivebridge, won first place in the Above left, Ladybug, an 8-year-old pitbull owned by Gary S. Bellows, takes second place. photo composition category. Above right, Coco is “wearing his favorite costume in honor of ‘Bark like a Pirate Day,’” accord- ing to owner Julie Turpin of Rhinebeck.

Honorable mentions are Simon, a 6-year-old French bulldog owned by Pam and Norm Jette of Kingston; and, at far right, Bully, a 4-year-old black Angus steer owned by Dianne Will.

Weirdest pet

Missey, a short hair tabby cat owned by Chuck and Rose Chrisey of Lyonsville, plays in an Octo- ber leaf pile and ties for second place.

Above, Squirt, a 10-month- old tortoise cat owned by Mellisa Alecca, takes first- place honors as the weirdest pet. At right, Molly, a 7-year-old poodle owned by James Cheddar, a 3-year-old domestic long hair cat owned by Zachary Dernison, tied for second Roosa of Saugerties, looks at place. a squirrel through the window and takes second place.

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In our last apart- ier for you and the boy if in return because I’m not, ken to you or included you - although believe me, her ment he’d fall asleep with Dwayne didn’t smoke at all nor do I want to see them in 13 years, on top of the fact bracelet was not cheap. I feel a lit cigarette and ended in your apartment because socially. I know I don’t fit in you never felt accepted in like an idiot. Should I try to up burning holes in our the Environmental Protec- with them. I’d just like to do the first place (your words) fix this mess or just let it be? - couch, numerous blankets tion Agency has classified something nice since we all -- the healthy thing for you to - FOOT IN MOUTH IN THE and pillows as well as the secondhand smoke as a loved him. From experience do is to keep your distance. SOUTHWEST carpet. When we moved, Group A carcinogen. To I think they’ll find some way However, because in all this DEAR FOOT IN Dwayne assured me he in trouble. I could really verify this, and get fur- to misinterpret or misunder- time you have been unable to MOUTH: I think enough had stopped, but a month use some good advice. -- ther information, contact stand the gesture. I’ll be hurt finish your grieving process, has already been said. Wheth- ago I noticed his blanket SCARED FOR MY LIFE the American Cancer Soci- and, added to the depression I urge you to consider grief er the stones in the bracelet and mattress have burn IN MILWAUKEE ety (800-227-2345) or the and grief, I don’t think I counseling. were natural or man-made, holes and so does the car- DEAR SCARED: American Heart Associa- could handle it. What do DEAR ABBY: We recent- the thought behind the gift pet by his bed. Because Dwayne is unwill- tion (800-242-8721). you advise? -- MISSING MY ly celebrated the milestone was genuine. We live together with ing to be more respon- DEAR ABBY: My hus- MAN IN CALIFORNIA birthday of a dear friend with our 6-year-old son and, sible, it’s time to consider band died 13 years ago. DEAR MISSING a party. In honor of the occa- Dear Abby is written by needless to say, I’m scared your son’s safety and your Since then I have pret- YOUR MAN: Please accept sion we presented her with a Abigail Van Buren, also own. Your boyfriend is not known as Jeanne Phillips, to death Dwayne will burn ty much lost everything, my sympathy for the loss very nice bracelet with vari- only addicted to tobacco, and was founded by her this place down. I have except the grief. Recently of your husband. You have ous fabricated gemstones set he is also misguided. If mother, Pauline Phillips. talked to him about it it occurred to me that I given me four valid reasons in a nice silver setting. As she cigarettes were “safer Write Dear Abby at www. numerous times. All he have some photographs not to reach out to your was identifying the names of now” there wouldn’t be DearAbby.com or P.O. Box does is yell and say it won’t his siblings and nieces husband’s family, the most the stones, I blurted out that burn holes in his bedding 69440, Los Angeles, CA happen because cigarettes might like copies of. important of which is that they “weren’t real” because I 90069. and the area surrounding if you get another round didn’t want her thinking we are “safer now.” where he sleeps. If moving I don’t want them to I have discussed this isn’t feasible, at least make know where I live -- in with our landlord to no sure there are working a battered old trailer - avail. I thought about call- smoke detectors in your - because I’m ashamed. Five memes you need to stop using ing social services, but apartment and an extra They are all well-to-do and I don’t want to get him never seemed to like me. 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