No Ordinary Joe Biden’S World the Private Side of a Wannabe President
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31.10.20 NO ORDINARY JOE BIDEN’S WORLD THE PRIVATE SIDE OF A WANNABE PRESIDENT ALL HAIL THE GENE QUEEN By Tom Whipple THE LONELINESS OF BEN WHISHAW I’VE JOINED THE TWINS SET By Lucy Bannerman 31.10.20 38 WFHINTERIORSome! SPECIAL 51 5 Caitlin Moran I want my fireworks silent. 7 What I’ve learnt Donald Trump is a liar and a bully, says former White House staffer Anthony Scaramucci. 8 Spinal column: Melanie Reid How we saved our local pub. 10 Ben Whishaw in lockdown The actor on the delayed Bond film No Time to Die and adjusting to downtime. 14 The truth about miscarriage The loss of a baby has always been a taboo topic – until Chrissy Teigen announced her heartbreak on social media. Ectopic pregnancy survivor Lucy Bannerman shares her own story. 22 Cover story Hello, Mr President? With days to go, he’s leading the polls. But who is the real Joe Biden, asks David Charter. 29 Eat! Clodagh McKenna’s easy weekday meals. 38 Gene genius Tom Whipple talks to biochemist Jennifer Doudna about winning the Nobel prize – and her warnings about designer babies. 46 Interiors special An LA mansion brimming with art treasures. Plus, the best home office kit and how to entertain alfresco this season. 54 Giles Coren reviews Mere, London. 58 Ben Machell My five lockdown rules. FIVE COOL CANDLES CANDLE HANDS, £35 HAY, £45 CIRE TRUDON, £150 COS, £39 LEX POTT, £23 Comes in many colours and Totem-style candles are A detailed Napolean bust The bubble cube candle. The Dutch designer’s twisted many – much ruder – hand an Instagram favourite from a luxury candlemaker Made from soy wax candles come in a rainbow signals (amara.com) (madeindesign.co.uk) (mrporter.com) (cosstores.com) of shades (smallable.com) MONIQUE RIVALLAND CHOSEN BY EDITOR NICOLA JEAL DEPUTY EDITOR LOUISE FRANCE ART DIRECTOR CHRIS HITCHCOCK ASSOCIATE EDITOR SIMON HILLS ASSISTANT EDITOR TONY TURNBULL FEATURES EDITOR MONIQUE RIVALLAND CHIEF SUB-EDITOR AMANDA LINFOOT DEPUTY ART DIRECTOR JO PLENT DEPUTY CHIEF SUB-EDITOR CHRIS RILEY PICTURE EDITOR ANNA BASSETT ACTING PICTURE EDITORS LUCY DALEY, EITHNE STAUNTON CONTRIBUTING EDITOR BRIDGET HARRISON EDITORIAL ASSISTANT GEORGINA ROBERTS COVER: MARTIN SCHOELLER/AUGUST. THIS PAGE: WINNI WINTERMEYER THIS PAGE: SCHOELLER/AUGUST. MARTIN COVER: The Times Magazine 3 CAITLIN MORAN WANTED: SILENT FIREWORKS The bangs make them more exciting? Yes, but so would cocaine here are several things “Cor, this is gorgeous! You have turned the that we think of as “totally heavens into a celestial city of ecstatic sparks! normal” that, did they not Well done, you, Edward Firework!” already exist, we would But if Edward Firework then went on never invent now. Pudding, to explain that this transcendent manmade for instance. Pudding is aurora borealis came with the mandatory T berserk. You eat a whole accompaniment of, essentially, the first meal of meat, and then 23 minutes of Saving Private Ryan, everyone another whole meal of cake? would be like, “No. Just… don’t. Why ruin it?” That’s too much. Why not keep going and And indeed, why? Making beautiful have a third meal of ham, and then a fourth of fireworks go “bang” is genuinely demented beans? You’re already being ludicrous. No one – like inventing fairy lights that scream, or would invent “Second Lunch: Cake” now. It’s balloon animals that emit a low, tortured groan a mad remnant of the past. of, “I’m dying.” No other beautiful, visual thing Likewise, ties. They’re basically a chest we’ve invented is accompanied by abhorrent pelmet, to cover up the buttons on your shirt. noises: the Louvre doesn’t insist the Mona Lisa What mad, prudish era did we have to live be displayed in a room that permanently plays through when buttons needed a petticoat to We Like to Party! by Vengaboys; Sissinghurst cover them? And why are we still doing it? doesn’t have a resident banshee in a gazebo; And so it is with fireworks. Or, more St Paul’s doesn’t repeatedly retch. specifically, the BANG in fireworks. We’re I’m trying to work through every possible currently at the beginning of Fireworks reason to keep the BANG in fireworks, but Season – these days, it starts around it’s proving pretty easy to dismiss them all. Halloween, continues over both weekends “People might not notice the fireworks are around Bonfire Night and then redoubles going off if they’re not accompanied by a at Diwali and New Year’s Eve. As has been BANG!” Just… pointing could work? Also: pointed out for many, many years, Fireworks THE SKY IS ON FIRE. WE’LL NOTICE. Season is a nightmarish time for people with “The bang makes it more exciting!” Yes, but dogs, small children and those who were in so would cocaine, and we don’t include that in the military or have PTSD. And no wonder the box. Those who would like a bang are more – at any time between sundown and 1am, any than welcome to pop on their headphones and night of Fireworks Season can suddenly erupt download the audio of chimney stacks being into what sounds like the Valentine’s Day demolished, or people dynamiting dead whales Massacre or a small war. Last year, our dog on beaches. It could be like silent disco. Or, was so scared that she would climb up inside here’s an idea, instead of a bang you could have my jumper and stay there all evening, shaking something genuinely exciting, like John Lennon uncontrollably and crying actual dog tears. In screaming Twist and Shout, Kate Bush singing the end, I had to hold my hands over her ears Wow, or Han Solo shouting, “Hit it, Chewie!” and sing to her. No dog wants that. And presumably it would be cheaper to In a way, it’s weird we’re not all freaked make fireworks that didn’t have a cannon out by fireworks: after all, there are no other attached, which highlights the class element instances in life where hearing a series of loud When we humans to this. Basically, the only way to let off noisy explosions is good. Unless you’re a former fireworks without massively inconveniencing gold prospector with a very specific backstory hear a ‘BANG!’ hundreds of other people and their pets is about dynamiting Last Chance Gulch in 1879 if you live on a vast estate and can pay your and subsequently finding the mother lode, it tends to mean butler to take your dogs somewhere quiet for whenever humans hear a “BANG!” it tends to the night. For everyone else – with neighbours, mean “visits to A&E”, “dealing with a lot of ‘visits to A&E’ and a social conscience and a limited budget rubble” and “wondering where your leg has – much cheaper, silent fireworks are A Thing gone”. It never bodes well. ‘wondering where That Needs Inventing As Soon As Possible. Why, in 2020, do fireworks still have a As things stand, however, I’m bracing “bang”? We wouldn’t invent them like that your leg has gone’ myself to spend the next two weeks with a now. If someone had only just devised a way cockapoo up my jumper, to whom I will sing to light up the sky with vast, phosphorescent that perennial Prince classic about Fireworks ROBERT WILSON ROBERT chrysanthemums, everyone would be like, Season: When Dogs Cry. n The Times Magazine 5 What I’ve learnt The Mooch INTERVIEW Jane Mulkerrins Anthony Scaramucci, aka ‘the Mooch’, half the money to my parents. black transvestites from taking good news is we’ve reconciled and 56, lasted ten days as White House I was very motivated to make my over your culture and ruining our relationship is stronger as a director of communications in 2017. own money. I ended up going to your country. result. If you really love somebody He was fired for making comments Harvard, I worked at Goldman I don’t regret working for Trump. you don’t always have to be right. about Trump to The New Yorker, which Sachs and built two businesses. But the notion of going to war for There’s no way I’d have got from he believed to be off the record. He I needed to construct a network him in the White House was too my blue-collar family to where has five children and lives with his of influential and affluent people intoxicating for me. I’ve been on I am today if I wasn’t willing to second wife on Long Island. to be successful. But I wasn’t a speaking engagements around the take extraordinary levels of risk. member of a social club. I had world I never would have had The problem with Trump is when I’m like a nuclear cockroach. Drop never hit a golf ball, never swung access to; I’ve met new clients. you get close enough and you’re several atom bombs on me and a tennis racket. One entry into There was a silver lining to observing the incompetence and I’ll figure out a way to crawl out those spheres of influence was working for him. you’re observing the abhorrent of the rubble. through politics – the first I’m tougher now. I don’t mind behaviour, it’s not something that This is a very different election to political cheque that I wrote was when people write excoriating you can unsee. And your silence 2016. Then, Donald Trump was to Rudy Giuliani in 1989. And it’s things about me.