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vladiC raviCH CONSIDER THE MORT EXAMINinG THE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE underBellieS OF THE FISH-PAIN DEBATE discussed: Five Black Chutes, Humanity’s Earliest Triumphs of Husbandry, Rotary Club Signage, A Strip-Mall Starbucks, A Decerebrate Cat, Sham Rage, The November 1874 Edition of Scientific American, The Human Urge for Narrative, Your Favorite Stuffed Animal, Scientists Rolling Their Eyes, Kafka or a salmon in Can- through which blood is pumped out of ada, the fish harvest its body by a still-beating heart. The fish ends with a slippery are dead before coming to, and, silent as slide through one of loaves of bread, they push one another five black chutes. Half- into the freezer in the ship’s hold. Fway down, a piston squeezes out a puff The salmon harvest begins when an of exhaust as a pneumatic hammer strikes the fish on the “air stone” is put into the water at the front of the trough, back of the head at more than sixty miles per hour. The which is a huge pocket of netting where a few thousand salmon slides sideways onto the bleeding-table, its visible salmon are slowly being corralled. The air stone releases a eye unnaturally still. That’s how you know it’s stunned, ex- surge of bubbles that creates motion in the water, and the plains Jason Stalker, the harvest master for Marine Harvest, salmon turn to face it, riding the current. “You see, they’re a multinational aquaculture company in Campbell River, lined up good, like firewood,” Stalker points out. One by British Columbia, that slaughters thirty thousand fish ev- one, the fish are sucked through a tube and into the mini- ery day.
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