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á Shabash AMERICAN EMBASSY MIDDLE SCHOOL 1995-1996 LITERARY MAGAZINE Produced by Ms. Lundsteen’s English Class: Marco Acciarri Youn Joung Choi Bassem Amin Rohan Jetley Erin Brand Tara Lowen-Ault Grace Calma Daniel Luntzel Ajay Chand - Zoe Manickam With special thanks to Mrs. Kochar for her patience and guidance. Cover Design: Tara Lowen-Ault "" "7'_"'""’/Y"*"‘ ' F! f'\ O f O O f-\ ü Ö O o o o O O ____\. O o O . Q o ° '\ . '.-'.. n, . _',':'. '- -.'.` Q; Z / \ / The Handsome Toad A Trip Down Memory Lane Once upon a time a ugly princess was playing soccer with a solid gold ball in her garden. She slipped and the ball went flying up into the air When I was four, and landed into a nearby lake. “lt’s a throw in!” the umpire called out. My Dad was working in England, The princess went to get the ball but soon He was offered a job in Oman, realized that the ball had sunk. Then in spite of He went for the interview in the morning, herself she saw a toad swimming. I told him,“Daddy wear this tie.lt is fashion.” She said to the toad,”lf you go get my gold ball, He wore it. you can sleep in my bed tonight.” ' He got back in the evening. At first the toad did not think it was a good idea I asked “Daddy are we going to Oman?” but after all she was the princess so she could "Yes,” he said. execute him. So the toad agreed. Then a couple of I was excited. minutes later the toad came back up to the Mummy was nervous, surface with the gold ball. She did not know what it would be like. Later in the evening, when the sun was “lt is the tie that did it, Daddy” setting the toad went slowly up the street to the “Yes, Katie, if you say so." princesses bungalow. The toad knocked at the the door and soon the princess came. She opened the By Katie Randall door and made the toad come inside. There he ate the disgusting pasta the princess had made specially for him. Then she went in the bedroom and turned off the lights. The toad wanted to go to sleep so that he could get back to his pond. Then the princess asked him if he could kiss her so that he could turn into a prince. The toad seemed K, surprised but he wouldn’t turn into a prince and then.... ...mal ` '- . K‘ D “Roger, cut! I think we got the wrong toad.” “Albert, I told you we got the wrong one.” “Shut your trap we’re not making the movie.” THE END Moral: Don’t judge a movie by its actors. i i By Justin Graves 1 Proverb Story The Merperson of During the festive season of December 1995 Femail Gender my family and I decided to have a barbecue. My Dad marinated the meat, my sister laid the table ( A politically correct spoof on The Little and my Mother and I worked out the rest of the Mermaid) menu. - Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a vocally enhanced merperson of femail We were all in the kitchen. I peeled the gender. ( This was purely coincidence) In fact, potatoes, my Mom was busy frying onions, my she was the most vocally enhanced merperson in sister was preparing the salad, my Dad grated her father, the king’s undersea persundom. ( Her some cheese, and I made some milkshakes. mother was diseased)When she decided to use her abilities, all kinds of merpersons came to listen. We thought that we had everything under One day, when this merperson was puttering control and each of us just carried on doing his around an old sunken ship from the not-so- own thing. As the kitchen was very compact we wonderful world of humyns, her father was started getting in each others way. We moved to giving a concert at the palace. Unfortunately, this the patio where my Dad started to barbecue the concert showed off Ariel's ( The merpersurfs) meat, while the potatoes were cooking away in vocal abilities, and without Ariel it was- to put the kitchen. My Dad turned around to get the it nicely-dull. Oh, by the way, when Ariel's spíces and I took over. My sister started laughing father found out, his adrenaline level raised when l dropped a steak, and the dogs got hold of considerably. He forbade Ariel to ever have it l anything to do with humyns again. Ariel's reply Well, in the end the potatoes were not quite was “ O.K., but what the @*? l wouldn't have cooked, the onions were burnt, the salad was way come anywayl” At this, her father's blood too much, the steak was a bit too tough, the pressure raced and he had to lie down. milkshakes did not have enough flavour ! The Now, Ariel wasn't stupid or silly, (unlike only nice thing was the grated cheese. I think that some people l know) and soon found other ways to the next time we should leave the cooking to my bide her time. One of her favorites was Mom ! basketshell. One day, when she was on the court a while after the incident, ( so it was referred to) The proverb l used was : Too many cooks spoil she heard a voice say, “ Now l want my turn, the broth. princess!” The princess scolded the merperson harshly for being so presumptuous, but finally By Andre Van Heerden relented and let the merperson (who was male) have a few shots. Meanwhile he told her his story.His name was Clarke, and he was a runaway prince seeking cover, and would -shie be so kind as to provide it? Well, Ariel couldn't resist the polite mer- prince and she agreed happily. He stayed in her room at the palace, and there he stayed until finally the mer-police and his l .y o parents found him.By now. Ariel and Clarke had fallen in love, and their parents, though slightly annoyed, agreed to a marriage because of their high social levels. The newly wed couple, not wanting to live in a persondom where the monarchy was classist, moved to the ocean around the Bahamas and began a highly successful country. They lived happily for a number of years until they got a divorce, but they made a point of still being friends. The moral of this story is: Not even mer-people are free from the agonies of marriage. By Anisha Chandra 2 The World is Wonderful Breeze to a Swan My mind drifts away on a cool stream The world to a swan is a big, on a misty morning wonderful place. the smell of fresh blooming flowers follows the breeze i To me, l love through trees of a lush forest. l ' to know what L is going on in 'Deer frolic in the tall grass this great world. the wind blows a gentle breeze across the old reed. l swim and swim L and don’t care The sweet song plays the willow l where l'm going when the breeze passes by. in the big, wavy lake. Within two seconds reality floods my mind. I see leaves falling l from the trees and By Loren Ames l resting on the cold, ` dark ground. Big geese that i _ stand out in the sky, f fly in a V-shape form. [ i Bumblebees getting sweet nectar from Q f the colorful, bright flowers. Big, fluffy, white clouds in the painted blue sky. il I‘ Oh! How wonderful the world is! l just can't take my eyes off it. /~/N ”ibj ’J32cccx/P51co 3 Is TV a good or bad thing ? Television is one of the most entertaining things in to do and it entertains them a lot when the parents the world. Young people watch about 2-7 hours of don't want to be bothered. Television is easy to television each day. ls television a good or bad thing watch and it doesn't take much effort to turn it on is my question, but before you answer read on to see and change channels and it entertains the entire if your option changes! family. In a way TV is good value because even though a television may be $450 and a book may be Some good parts about television are that it can $3.45, once you read a book it is boring to read it keep you company when you are alone and it helps again and again and it is one subject where as a with keeping younger brothers or sisters quiet if television will usually not show you one subject but there are guests over or they are making alot of lots of them and you can watch it again and again and noise. Wildlife shows can be very educational, it lasts for a lifetime. l think that one of the most because they can help you save the planet. Another important things about television is emergency and educational show is a cooking show because it can lifesaving programs because if you happen to be in a teach you how to cook or how to become better at it. situation like that then you know what to do and you News is also a very educational program because it can save somebody. lets you know what is happening in the outside world in just about twenty five minutes.