Support Take Lt. Newton Your Local Home for Lunch Police CalifomiaTech Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology

Volume LXVI. Pasadena, California, Thursday, May 27, 1965 Number 30 Snake, VR, andTBP Frosh Awards Given at Assembly Honor and athletic awards were GPA. John Tucker then an­ ability, and individual improve­ presented at the Spring Awards nounced Greg Kourilsky as Tau ment. The frosh John C. Peter­ Assembly yesterday evening in Beta Pi Frosh of the Year. son Baseball Trophy was granted Tournament Park. Fleming swept The Caltech Outstanding Ath­ by Coach Jensen to Edward away the big metal by taking the lete award was presented by Mr. Chapyak, this year's team captain Snake, Interhouse Rating, and Emery to two Techmen - Wal­ who was voted most valuable Discobolus Trophies. Ruddock ter Innes and John Frazzini. The player by his teammates. copped the Varsity Rating Tro­ co-winners were selected by the Walter Innes, winner of the phy. The two-hour program fea­ Athletic Department staff. The Soccer Trophy, was named by tured Dr. William Corcoran as award is given to those athletes Mr. Emery as the most outstand­ emcee. making the greatest contributions ing player. The honor keys and certificates to Caltech intercollegiate sports Finally, Mr. Musselman pre­ were presented by Fred Brun­ in terms of ability, leadership, sented the Varsity Rating Tro­ swig, ASCIT President. Nelit Dr. loyalty, and interest. phy, based on the relative num­ Eagelson awarded the Golds­ Outstanding athletes ber of House members contribut­ worthy Interhouse S c hoI a s t ic Coach Preisler gave the Vesper ing to varsity and frosh teams, Achievement (Snake) Trophy to Basketball Trophy to a varsity to Ruddock. Fleming for the highest overall member demonstrating sports­ manship, improvement, moral in­ fluence, and scholarship, as voted by the varsity squad: Jerry Yu­ Election delson. Also announced was James TIMBER Pearson, next year's basketball captain. Coach Jensen awarded BY TIM HENDRICRSON the Carl Shy Basketball Trophy Results Chop thwack, chunk. The to freshmen Terry Bruns, captain Caltech Interhouse Eucalyptus­ The final dass election results of this year's frosh team, and are as follows: chopping Competition will take James Stanley. -by Gleason place next Wednesday, June 2, Soph. Then Coach Emery announced Pres. Les Fettig Ditch Day: Frosh unveil their extension of the Pasadena Freeway, built to at 11:00 a.m. that the members of the varsity Veep. Sam Logan give third-term seniors easy access to the beach. There will be eight competing swimming team had selected Lar­ Sec. Dick Wright groups: the seven undergraduate Treas. Mike Saulney ry Anderson as winner of the Ath. M. Ralph Kimbrell Houses and one coalition from Campbell Swimming Trophy on the graduate houses. Each Junior the basis of sportsmanship, abil­ Pres. George Sharman Seniors itch s group may chop down one small ity, and improvement. Anderson Veep. John O'Pray tree for practice and will fell will be varsity captain next year; Sec. Martin Smith one standardized Eucalyptus for Henry Dewitt was named 1965 Treas. Bob Miller time. The shortest time will de­ Ath. M. Don Blair Frosh f il plans frosh swimming captain. Senior termine the campus winner and More glorious jocks holder of the intercollegiate Eu­ Pres. Doug Holford Senior Ditch Day has come But the mechanism could not Peter Wyatt, 1965 captain, and Veep. Walt Davis & Joe Tymczyszyn again and gone again. The seniors stand the vigorous all-day attacks calyptus chopping record. Walter Innes received the Golds­ Sec. Pat Miller disappeared early in the morn­ of the frosh; expert coat-hanger The competition will be in worthy Track Trophy from Coach Treas. Jerry Yudelson Doug Gage ing of Thursday, May 20, leaving maneuvering and door kicking four heats; during each heat two LaBrucherie. The track squad Ath. M. The BOC results are: their rooms well-stacked and the caused the solenoid pin to fall groups will fell their respective made the award on the basis of trees at opposite ends of the Blacker Ed Robertson frosh eager for the taste of vic· out. The frosh then cleared the sportsmanship, team spirit, and Dabney Sean Solomon tory. While they were indulging room and laid asphalt down, Eucalyptus grove. Each group proficiency. The 1965 frosh track Fleming Mike Saulney themselves at Redondo Beach painted a double yellow line down should have several over-grown captain was Simon Levinson. Lloyd Grey Jennings their rooms were attacked and the middle, and appointed the individuals to chop and five The winner of the campus-wide Page Alan Porter place with street signs. The same more to man the guide-rope tied Ricketts Martin Oiye fell beneath the onslaught of frosh, Scott Tennis Tournament was Ruddock Rob Dickinson to the tree. who were armed with Ch 1 and solenoid was used to close the announced by Coach Lamb: John The BOD appointments of last Details of the accepted pro­ Ph 1. room later, but this time it had Hoshor, also last year's winner. Monday, May 24, were: .Ruddock to be activated by a voltage be­ posal will be distributed to the Coach Preisler awarded the Ex Comm. Ch: Dave Close Ruddock House saw the most tween one phone wire and a ran­ contesting groups; soon we'll see Alumni Baseball Trophy to Ge­ Stu Davey activity, with three rooms under dom wire emerging from the which house has real Techmen. rald Gowen, team captain. The Dick Quint room. The frosh managed to con­ The whole Caltech community Norton Greenfeld attack. Turechek outfitted his award winner was chosen by the Ed Robertson door with a solenoid lock con­ vince the two returning seniors is invited to attend; the danger squad on the basis of sportsman­ Greg Shuptrine trolled by a thermostat, with sen­ that the room had not been en· zone will be roped off. ship, moral influence, playing Election Comm. Ch: Stu Davey sor located in the channel iron tered: when smiling Turechek Summer Game Room Ch: Bill Broste that blocked the space underneath poured the magic liquid under the door. He and quasi-roommate the door he turned on a recorded CommencementExercises to Notices Simpson planned to undo the lock tape loop of the frosh ·chorus sing­ by pouring liquid nitrogen under ing "Seniors Eat It." RESEARCH EXHIBITS the door to activate the thermo­ Africa Honorfivehundredworthies An exhibit of Institute research Almost 500 degrees will be by Dr. Frank Stanton, President projects is mounted in the patio stat. Greenfield had a pin blocking of the Columbia Broadcasting of the Athenaeum for showing to­ his latch, with a supporting string awarded to graduating seniors System. The program, scheduled day, between 12 :45 and 3 p.m. to be released by drilling a small and graduate students of Caltech for 4:30 p.m., will honor about Also included is a display of about hole in the window putty; but in the 71st annual Commence­ 110 graduates with PhD's, 134 50 books written by faculty mem­ when he left, the pin failed to Kubitz takes ment Exercises on the Beckman with MS degrees, and 155 with bers in recent years. All students, engage fully, and it was shaken Mall, Friday, June 11. The com­ BS degrees. faculty members, and employees out by frosh shoulders. Most of mencement address will be given The Exercises, to which par­ are invited to see the exhibit. the furniture in his room was Conger Prize ents and guests will be invited, removed to the tree in front of CHRISTIANS, MEETl are a culmination of the activities The first place award of $50 in the House, where it formed a Increased patronage rcsult· George Gorman of Fuller Semi­ of the previous day. The Senior­ the Mth Annual Conger Peace rather nice African bachelor's ing from their excellent service nary will speak on "Relationships Faculty softball game at Tourna­ Oration Contest yesterday went pad. And conversely: a tree was has forced the Caltech Barber· of Science and Religion from a His­ ment Park will initiate the ac­ put in his room, along with a shop to expand. Unfortunately, torical Viewpoint" Friday noon in to Kermit Kubitz for his oration tivities at 10 a.m. Thursday morn­ bench and appropriate wallpaper the TECH office is in the way. Chandler. All welcome. entitled "Those Who Are Re· ing. In addition, the Alumni pool supplied by the Computing Cen­ The TECH staff is making STEVE & ERIC, sonsible." Receiving the second will be open to the honored stu­ ter printers. With IBM chips in a valiant stand, but we don't popular campus folksingers, will ap­ place award of $25 for the dents and their guests from 10 the medicine cabinet, water in the know how long we can hold pear at the Ice 'House, 24 N. Men­ speech "Walk Together" was a.m. to noon. Fred Lamb. light fixtures, and the doorknob out against the sustained at­ tor at 9 p.m. this Sunday, May 30. tack of 69 gesticulating, gibE Full Day of Partying Their new release is on sale at the In addition to receiving the reversed, the room was ready. bering barbers wielding low­ Luncheon at Page House at 1 Bookstore. prize money, the names of the Brown's room also had a pin yield nuclear hair clippers. p.m. and Class Day Exercises at GLEE CLUB RECORDS first and second place winners in the latch, released by a rope Thus we can take no respon· 2 p.m. are next on the list. The This year's Caltech Glee Club will be printed in both the Com­ through the heater from Green­ sibility for anything coming Class Day Exercises will take record, including selections by the mencement program and next field's room. The frosh replaced out of this office in the imme­ place in Dabney Lounge. Finally, Quartet, the Madrigal Society, the year's catalogue. the pin, intending it to be re­ diate future - blame it on tIle the traditional Senior Reception at combined Chorale and Glee Club, Judges for the contest were Dr. leased by a fuse from the window barbers •.. got to prevent de­ President DuBridge's house will and of course the Glee Club itself, Robert Oliver, associate profes­ burning the supporting string, foliation of the TECH office ••• round off the afternoon from 4 to is now available from Mrs. Arnette sor of economics; Dr. Ernest H. but that system failed. A coat· (crnmble, rumble, thump, did· 6 p.m. Although this is the "Sen­ in 209 Dabney Hall or from Steve Swift, professor of chemistry; and hanger under the door pulled out dleplop) .•• help! •.. there ior" Reception, all students re­ Elliot in 51 Dabney House for only Mr. Carer Barber, chief editorial the pin. goes ... one wall •• . ceiving a degree are invited to for only $3.00. writer for Pasadena Star·News. (Continned on page 2) attend. Page Two CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, May 27, 1965 Editorials Information Ditched seniors have fun eating (ConUnned from page 1) knob. Voila! Ricketts Lloyd Less Math Science:;to be Ricketts House had two in­ Lloyd House had only Mc­ volved senior rooms. Both Chi­ Cown's room to play with. He When we spoke of the need for a less theoretical Math 2 vens and Puckett stacked their had built a lock, grinding pins course last week we knew that our cause was just, but we had Taught here rooms with dance floors against and key himself in secrecy, which no idea that so many students agreed with us. That editorial the closets and windows and an kept the door firmly shut. The unpickable lock on the door brought more student response than any we've written so far, A series of three new courses undaunted frosh undid one of with the designation IS, for in­ (which was immovably braced the small windows, which be­ and not one person liked the way the course stands now or formation science, is being offered anyway), leaving through· the cause of a previous Ditch Day wanted any more theory introduced. next year by the Computing Cen­ transoms. Chivens had a stack was held in place only by a bolt The responses were as varied as they were numerous, but ter. The first is IS 130, Informa­ which dropped into place behind and nut. Climbing in, they open­ the transom, with the central un­ they all had one thing in common - students are being dis­ tion Systems Synthesis, which ed the door and redesigned the has to do with the construction stacking pin activated by a sole­ lock so that the knob had no func­ couraged. They were good in math; they had to be to get here. of operating systems and com­ noid, which in turn was to be tional connection with the latch. What's more, a good many of them were interested in the sub­ puter compilers such as FOR­ activated by applying nO-volt Off goes the mattress to the Rob­ ject and enjoyed it. Some enjoyed it because they understood TRAN. The second is IS 210 or power between a transom hinge inson pit, the rug to the Throop the concepts. Funny what a few test averages of thirty per­ PI 210 (take your pick, depending and the door plate. Puckett had clock, the furniture (again) to on what you need units in), two solenoid pins holding the the Firestone roof, the armchair cent or so can do to that interest. Others knew it would prove Mathematical Linguistics. The transom shut at the top. In each to the top of the Lloyd dumb­ useful some day, but now they see no connection between prov­ course will consider the philo­ case the frosh entered due to a waiter. Leaving water in the light ing an existence theorem and the real world. As a result, a sophical basis of natural and con­ faulty mechanism, through ade­ fixtures, the frosh sealed up the large segment of this year's sophomores are getting so disgusted structed languages. quate pushing and jiggling. room again and stole away into After being entered, the rooms the night. with math that it's really going to hinder them in the future. The third course is IS XXX, were left in much the same con­ Fleming And don't think we're speaking for a vocal minority of Linear Programming. No one dition as before, except that the Scott was the only senior in malcontents. So far as we can tell, this "back to real ity" knows much about this course, contacts designated for the sole­ even its number is top secret, Fleming House to concern him­ movement has a very wide base of support. Witness the peti­ noids were hooked up to fire­ but it will not be 0 f fer e d self with his room. The famous tion that made the rounds last term, or the attention the EPe crackers instead, with the real Fleming locksmithship produced first term. IS 130 and IS/PI 210 solenoid leads left up in the attic. is giving the matter. Neither is this primarily a concem of the are nine units (3-0-6) and three an unpickable lock for the door As in Ruddock, everyone in the so the frosh went in through a Win: dumb: honors-at-entrance types complain with the rest. terms. IS XXX is nine units for House teamed up to convince the second and third terms. dow. Then, in their own dazzling Now we don't say that we will never need theoretical math. returning seniors that the rooms, display, they rebuilt the lock The position of these courses being impregnable, had not been cylinder so Scott couldn't reen­ It is entirely possible that this type of course might be valuable entered. Picture a confident senior to the scientist of the future. We'll concede this point because is uncertain. It appears that they ter. Presumably, he also went will be acceptable as non-option demonstrating his method of en­ through the window. it's irrelevant. The major thing - the thing all this unrest trance, only to hear his mechan­ science electives. IS/PI 210 may Dabney proves - is that a theoretical course cannot be taught to us. be acceptable as a math or hu­ ism explode. Yee of Dabney House left three manities elective, and IS 130 and Page Either we can't grasp it, or we are too pigheaded to belie;ve hasps on the inside of his door that it will be useful, but the simple fact of the matter is that IS XXX may be EE electives, Page House also had two rooms but a check with your advisor whose pins were to be pulled out time spent in teaching a theoretical math course to sopho­ entered in the competition. Hark­ by threads. Since the door seemed and registrar is recommended if ness had an electrical-type lock impassable, the frosh took to the mores will be wasted. you are interested in any of these on his door which the frosh late -Bob Berry courses. window, which through a crack in the day managed to open. His in the door appeared to be forti­ Norton Greenfeld In any event, it is too late to doorknob then had its function fied only by a sheet of plywood. pre-register for them, but they altered so that turning it pro­ But when the window (opaque may be added next term. Don't duced a flow of water out from due to a newspaper covering)was expect anyone to have too much under the door. With the furni­ removed, in front of the plywood ture carried to safety on the top information for a while, as these was discovered a steel boilerplate. of Firestone, and the bed rebuilt courses were not listed in the first This was eventually penetrated, term course list, and as of the to surround the Senior Oak be­ whereupon the hasps were made end of registration week the IS tween Dabney and Gates, the unopenable and the hinge pins operation was complete. courses were no more than wild made removable. But Yee on rumors, according to the regis­ Payne installed a new lock on· returning pulled the strings hard trar's office. his door which turned out to be enough to remove the pins with unpickable. The plucky frosh, no trouble. since they could not enter from BY JACE better. If you're a country and the outside, decided to enter from Zot Taylor writes the inside. A loop of leather was With the addition of the Dil­ bluegrass fan, or just a genial Blacker House wins a personal adroitly tossed over the inside raspberry from the Tech for being lards Tuesday, the show at the folk-lover, it's a good" all-around Drollish laws doorknob with a coat-hanger and the only House to have ZOT sen­ Ice House has gone from good to show that shouldn't be missed. BY DESSINGER used as a pUlley-belt to turn the ior stacked rooms. First act is still Raun MacKin­ There once was a little wild non. She has improved a lot in west mining town named Taylor­ Parker Bites the three weeks since I last re­ ville. Naturally, it was founded viewed her, but she's still a little by a miner named Taylor, and all FILIPPO'S ITALIAN RESTAURANT ROTC Award stiff and awkward on stage. She the laws of the town were set FEATURING THURSDAY CALTECH SPECIAL: 1 LARGE SIZE PIZZA, 2 ANTI­ has some better songs, too. Over­ down by him. As a mining town, PASTO, 2 WINE OR BEER, 2 DESSERT - ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. BY J. ROUSE all, she's very good for a begin­ WEDNESDAY SPECIAL: 2 COMPLETE CHICKEN CACCIATORA DINNERS Taylorville had a lot of mules FOR THE PRICE OF 1. The Space Systems Division of ner, but needs more experience around. Foreseeing the smallest the Air Force Systems Command to put polish on her act. Open 11 :30 a·m. to 12:30 p.m. Closed Mondays problem concerning their owner­ 1111 E. Colorado Blvd. 449-9201 hosted our AFROTC detachment David Troy is one of the best ship, Taylor wrote pages of prac­ at a Dining-In at SSD Tuesday male singers the Ice House has tically irrelevant laws. The weird­ evening. The third-term Dining­ featured in a long time. He has est law of all was one which In traditionally honors the Sen­ a very rich, clear voice and an stated that every time a man in­ iors, and is the occasion upon original style. Most of his ma­ creased his mule-holding by four, which individual and group terial is standard but his arrange­ starting from zero, he had to re­ achievements are recognized. ments are exceptional, especially write his will. These people were George Repasy and Mole Chap­ his medley of "Down in the Mine" simple and their lives were fairly CaliforniaTech man were the big winners of the and "Cumberland Mine Distaster." dull, and in the course of time, PUblished weekly during the school year by the Associated Students evening, walking off with cash on practically every occasion of the California Institute of Technology, Incorporated. awards totalling $100 and $50 The Dillards didn't get their where the law was applicable, Editors-in-Chief respectively. reputation as one of the best blue­ the same heir was named. Thus Bob Berry, Norton Greenfeld, Tim Hendrickson The evening's guest speaker grass groups in the country for it came to be called, "Taylor's was Major Francis Thompson, no reason. Each of the four plays four-mule law with renamed News Staff who is the Senior Project Officer with the best, and most of their heir." Les Fettig, Les Fishbone, Michael Mea, at SSD and is in charge of super­ material they arranged them­ John Middleditch, Dick Tezak selves. In addition to the music, vising production of Atlas and Photographers: Bill Boyd, Kim Gleason Thor rocket engines. He spoke on they are one of the funniest Airline captain assist several se­ what an engineer may well find groups around, with Rodney play­ lected men attain FAA co-pilot Feature Staff himself doing in the Air Force, ing the part of a guy who would ratings during this summer on "at Jim Austin, Editor "have to go back and get more and brightened his talk with sev­ cost basis." Must be good student, Bart Gordon, Tom Greenfield, Wally Oliver, B'I" Orr, eral anecdotes concerning the ef­ education to become retarded ..." Jeff Pressing, John Rouse, J. C. Simpson, Martin Smith, Hank Suzukawa fects of too many PhD's in a perfect health, 20-24 years old. The Dillards leave Sunday, so Two or more years college. Box Sports Staff Research -and - Development pro­ if you plan to go Friday or Satur­ ject. day, make your reservations soon 557, Tulsa, Oklahoma. Peter Balint, Editor After Major Thompson's speech, - it'll be jammed. Steve Blumsack, Carl Friedlander, Dave Hammond, the real festivities began. With Gary Ihas, Ted Jenkins, Barry Liebermann, Gary Ratner /~)blinding flash of oratory, Weav­ -~r: awarded O'Pray the Gerhard at the ICE HOUSE Business Staff Parker Bites Award for airsick­ Stuart Galley, Manager folk music in concert ness above and beyond the call 24 N. Mentor Pasadena MU. 1-9942 Circulation: Bob Parker of duty: a T-33 model covered Hootenanny Sunday from 9 p.m. with barf. After many, many rude California Tech, 1201 East California BlVd., Pasadena, California 91109. Member of The Associated Collegiate Press toasts, the mess adjourned and Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc. headed back to their respective Ending this Sunday - The Dillards Second Class postage paid at Pasadena, California snake pits, with the exception of Printed by Bickley Printing Co., 25 So. Fair Oaks Ave., Pasadena-SY 2-6594 the upperclassmen who were un­ Starting June 1 - Casey Anderson Subscriptions: $1.50 per term, $4.00 per year. Life Subscription, $100.00. avoidably detained. Thursday, May 1965 CALIFORNIA TECH Page Three Dahney Triumphs •In IH Tennis Interhouse tennis is now over ord by an individual was rung singles, became ill and had to for­ and all would-be athletes can go up by John Hoshor who won 47 feit all of his last 16 games be­ back to snaking again. But the out of a possible 48 games to win cause of inability to play. Mc­ cry: "Wait 'til next year!" can be first singles hands down. Carroll came in sixth, and there­ heard in many houses. Lloyd, powered by Pete Os­ fore Blacker, instead of taking second, was only able to get Dabney, as was generally ex­ burn's first place finish in the fourth. pected, won by taking a first, sec­ third singles, did amazingly well ond, or third in every category. in finishing third. Blacker had The closest contest was in the Page put up a good battle, but some very bad luck and could doubles category where three Discobolus Closes their poor showing in the third only finish fourth. Dave McCar­ teams, Page, Dabney, and Black­ singles pulled them down to sec­ roll, who was on his way to at er, tied for first place. Also, the ond. The most impressive rec- least a third place in the second next two doubles teams were only four points behind. With Ricketts Win The annual Ricketts-Ruddock promptly moved the ball into FIRST SINGLES THIRD SINGLES In the end, tennis had no effect Ruddock territory, keeping it Name House Gms. Won Name House Gms. Won on the final Interhouse standings. Discobolus soccer contest was held 1. john Hosher P 47 1. Pete Osburn L 33 Fleming had clinched the trophy there most of the half. 2. Wayne Pitcher BI 30 2. jim Fishbein D 31 on the field at TP last Saturday, long ago, and none of the other 3. Mark Satherthwaite D 28 3. Ed Perry F 29 but it was strictly "no contest" Varsity Players 4. Rich Touton F 22 4. Frank Pate BI 28 teams were able to move up even In a move aimed at insuring 5. Gray jennings L 19 5. Frank Nakamoto Ru 25 one notch. Well, better luck next as Ricketts triumphed 3-0. The ball control and neutralizing Rud­ 6. Ed Kuplis Ru 12 6. Tom Soifer Ri 14 time. Rowdies took the first kickoff and dock's principal threat, varsity 7. jim Hall Ri 10 7. Richard Silver P 8 member Hunsacker, Ricketts used SECOND SINGLES DOUBLES one of their own varsity players, Name House Gms. Won Team House Gms. Won Innes, at center half. The half­ 1. John Eyler D 36 1. lacuelli-VanEssen P 29 backs of both teams were good, 2. Carl Scandella P 34 1. Moore-Elms D 29 3. Ralph Gajewski L 24 1. Williams-Erlich BI 29 with McWilliams of Ruddock per­ 4. Dave Jarvis F 21 4. Landy-Whiteley L 26 haps giving the men in blue a 5. Walt Innes Ri 20 5. Young-Harslem F 25 slight advantage. 6. Dave McCarroll BI 19 6. Chapman-Friedlander Ru 22 7. Rob Dickinson Ru 14 7. Norvash-Bloomtield Ri 8 The difference was in the front line. Ricketts featured Moretti, the varsity goalie, plus Noorvash and Marsh of the junior varsity; their passing was good for Dis­ cobolus, and ball control finally payed off when Moretti cashed HOTROD in on a penalty kick halfway thru MAGAZINE the period. Lazy Goalies Both goalies frequently had CHAMPIONSHIP their hands in their pockets, though for different reasons, and both teams suffered from wide­ spread ignorance of how to throw a ball inbounds. The half ended DRAG before the Ricketts goalkeeper had the opportunity of even han­ Frank, Blumsack, Cross, and Daniel all get into the act in last Saturday's dling the ball, so he had a replace­ Discobolus soccer match. ment sent in. The second half saw the influx RACESJUNE 18-20, 1965 of numerous and surprisingly Intrasquad Game Ends strong Ricketts reserves. Ruddock INT1RACEWAY was short on extra manpower, ANNUAL RIVERSIDE but their starters were neverthe· Spring football Practice less able to mount a much strong· er offensive than in the first half. The last rock-and-sock, leather As for the Pinkos, KawaI de­ FACTORY EXPERIMENTALS! cided he'd rather run than fight Before the period was long begun, on leather for this academic year however, Ricketts struck again, was heard at TP Tuesday as the (pass or hand off) and thereby managed to score both Red touch­ with Olson coming from seem­ Reds faced off again the Whites ingly nowhere to boom one in. 200 mph FUELERS! TOP NAMES! in the hottest intrasquad football downs himself. Frazzini exhibited CONNIE KALITTA • JOE SCHUBECK • TONY game of the season. Two evenly his usual straight-but-good run­ Moretti Again? matched teams tried their hands ning by bulling through the line The scoring of the afternoon DON PRUDHOMME • DANNY ONGAIS at offense and defense while for consistent gains. Kampe was was completed by Moretti, who Admission Harry Baldwin and Dean Bond a standout on the defensive line calmly laced in another penalty Fri. - 9 a.m.' 5 p.m.... $1.00 tried their heads at head coach­ and managed well on offense, too. kick. This kick, and the one in Sat. - 9 ~.m.· 5 p.m.... 2.00 ing each of the power squads. By the way, the Rosies ended up the first half, were not the result Sun. - 8 a.m.' 6 p.m.... 3.00 Running was the order of the on top in scoring; they won 12-6 of careless play, but rather of thanks to a Good Guy fumble on SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER! day, as the bruises on the line­ heads-up defense, as sure goals men can testify. Brennan showed the Red five yard line. were stopped by the fOUls. The 50c OFF the strength of yester-year by Actually, the whole game was only scoring opportunity for the ANY DAY making the slant and the draw a lot of hard running and hitting, men in blue was thwarted when go well for the Whites. Rock Le­ and it was a very welcome respite a loose ball, resulting from a vinson and Jay Chapyak gained after a long spring practice. Ev­ corner kick, was rescued by the valuable experience at running, eryone was in high spirits and goalie on the goal line with more passing, and eating it, while Har­ looking forward to coming bacl~ Ruddock men in easy range than ley and GUffrey were on the re­ next year in top shape and with was at all comfortable. ceiving end of some long bombs. lots of go-power. final THAT'S WHY GIV"'S ME RE:Al­ lUGE TOBACCO TASTE, COPEONHAGEN! BUT DOESN'T Trophy 1~~··nJIJ"·~5,..·n"O·u...U¢JtOUJF~...uF..·n"'~'~~'U"·!'''·''''·!1 GET IN MY WAY. ~-·: ONE ~ Standings = DO E FINAl, TROPHY DISCOBOLUS I3 HOT ROD MAGAZINE i House Won Lost Points Fleming 7 3 24 § CHAMPIONSHIP DRAG RACES P Ruddock 6 3 21 ~ ~ . Page 4 3 15 ~ RIVERSIDE INTERNATIONAL RACEWAY ~ Ricketts 4 3 15 Blacker 3 4 13 =1; FRIDAY· SATURDAY· SUNDAY ~ Dabney 1 4 7 ; JUNE 18 • 19 - 20 i Lloyd o 5 5 I~ INTERHOUSE -='. BRING THIS COUPON.TO RIVERSIDE ON RACE DAY ;;.- House Points ~ ~ Good for 50c off admission price anyone day .~ Fleming 123 ~ NOT GOOD FOR PIT PASS ~ ~~'~m«M~M~ lRVA PINCH Page 109% OF REAL Blacker 94% FRESHNESS TOBACCO TASTE Ruddock 82% Enjoy Copenhagen: Place a small pinch between cheek and gum. No chewing. Dabney 81 PICK UP DISCOUNT TICKETS AT Ricketts 51 Butler Bros., 343 E. Main Alhambra 46% Page Four CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, May 27, 1965 alas, Zweiback had the creeping New Resident Associates crud and black rot and did not Two-headed return to the scene of the crime until Blood and Guts removed For Blacker and Lloyd all material with trained termites. BY TEZAK Ireland. An applied math major, Meteor To Two areas of the world, many he is currently doing graduate Chickeu, schist, and water miles apart from each other in work in "Transient Wave Propa­ Then there were the 2x2x2x2x2 both distance and in culture, have gation" under Professor James Be Chased cluckadoodles in the brownies' produced Caltech's two new Resi­ Knowles in Thomas Laboratory. nest, sired by Snort Greenfung Sports are among his hobbies, BY A. H. and T. W. and Grunt Blackfung. These dent Associates for the next BANG! Is that a fnurl I heard? school year. Mick Mortell, a na­ with soccer and "hurling" among Dr. Leon T. Silver of Caltech's roamed Ratlick for a while, be­ tive of Ireland, has been assigned his favorites. The latter game is geology department and several Here at the California Institute ing put to pasture during the day to Blacker House, while Jack similar to field hockey, and hap­ companions were on a desert field of Yechhnology young men learn in the great outback, and bedded Griffith, who hails from Alaska, pens to be Ireland's national trip Saturday night, May 1, when to devote their lives to the glori­ in the closeted area of Lawsami· will be Lloyd's new RA. In ad· game. Mick's immediate family they saw a bright meteor flash ous pursuit of science. One of the tey Rube. Finally a little old egg dition, although the final selec­ includes three brothers, all of overhead. many rewards accruing to the farmeress relieved us of the little tion has not yet been made, it is whom live in Ireland. Silver immediately checked his gung albeit trollish science mong­ darlings. Wonder how long before she perceives new additions lay expected that two of the Student Jack Griffith is a physics gradU­ watch, and whipped out the Brun­ er is the annual Pasadena Beauti­ not eggs directly. Houses will be welcoming new ate of Occidental College, but he ton compass that every good ful Award for outstanding accom­ Nonresident Associates come next is doing his graduate work in geologist carries on his hip (in plishment in demoralizing, screw­ Present tobies fall. ing, disenchanting and bewilder­ biophysics, to which he was di­ lieu of a sliderule) to read the Also we have the plight of Pfc. Hurling and hunting rected by a chance conversation bearing of the shooting star's ing Teckers. This year's award Mick Mortell (whose first name went to the famed grub about Great Plains Surfer Mole of Les· with a biophysicist from Oak path. The time was 8:36 p.m. and bas. Being a good egg he lent his is pronounced "Mike") is a gradu­ campus who festers in a Mathe­ Ridge. The two met while fog­ the meteor was going N 70 W. SS ticket to Yapyap to get him ate of University College in Cork, bound in the Seattle airport dur­ Many people at places between nium cubbyshevhole, Dr. Jug Zweiback. to Aunt Jane's in Southern Sister ing Christmas of Jack's junior the Arizona border and the ocean City. TS, but Yapyap and GPSM year. He applied for and was saw the meteor. Their observa· The PBA panel of judges, past look not alike, and brilliant figgy· accepted in the 1963 summer tions could enable a computation or present Quantum Mechanics type noticed this. Under third· trainee program in biology at of the meteor's trajectory. all, met one dark moonless night degree, Yapyap fessed up, and FLICK Oak Ridge, working under Dr. Several Techmen observed the after the 1965 award had been SS card was relieved. This may Richard Setlow on the photo­ meteor. The meteor was seen at made available through the gen­ give GPSM hut-two-three·four chemistry of DNA analogs. Jack Whittier by Les Fettig and Tom erosity of the Pasadena Sewer years in the service of Big Broth­ GUIDE is from Anchorage, Alaska, where Williams, at Santa Monica by Dan Construction and Parker Bites er. Should·a joined ROTC, dough· his father is an economist with Paxton, and.by Glen Williams, Society. After long deliberation boy. ACADEMY the Bureau of Indian Affairs. In 1003 E. Colorado 796·3191 Jim Williams, and Alan Harris at lasting up to thirty seconds, the Admission: $1.49 ($1.25 before 5:00) the 1964 earthquake the family Mt. Pinos. committee made its choice, and w/Fox student card.* house and lot slid cross-country Seeing double? set out to deliver the award to Friday and Saturday: as a unit. The house itself was Silver is collecting observations Zweiback in his office. Dear Brigitte - 12:30, 4:05, 7:40, not badly damaged and the Army Want Instant Quiet 11 :15. on the meteor with the faint hope subheads go down! Engineers moved it to a new site. of being able to find the meteor· For Studying? High Wind in Jamaica - 2: 15, 5 :50, Jack spent most of last summer As this award is meant to be 9:30. ite. Such a find, coupled with establishing it on a new founda­ the calculated trajectory, would a surprise, great pains were taken COLORADO to avoid being seen by the figgy tion and repairing it. be of immense value in the study 2586 E. Colorado 796.9704 legions. This year's award being Admission: $1.25 for students. Jack's favorite sport is wolf­ of meteorites. Observations of this twelve feet of piping hot throb­ Features are Cheyenne Autumn and hunting, which also happens to meteor reported to Silver or to Dear Heart. No schedule available be a profitable hobby, since there Tom Williams in Ruddock would bing tree, the committee strug­ before press time. is a $50 bounty in Alaska on be very much appreciated. gled it to the outside of the Math hole, whereupon the Human CROWN wolves. He says the best way to 129 N. Raymond 796-3131 hunt them is by airplane - it's Torch of Festering Four fame Admission: $1.25 w/Statewide student easier to get to where they are. sesamed the doors, and into card, $1.49 without. He also hunts moose, grisly bear, Sophomore honor Ztroll's office went the tree and Friday and Saturday: committee. The imminent SU-all The Nutty Professor - 12:30, 4:15, and mountain sheep. Among his hunting experiences, he has sev­ Sections available man was not in, so the award was 8:54. left diagonally. Circus World - 2:23, 6:32, 10:47. eral close calls, including a plane Honor sections in Ma 2, Ph 2, crash last summer that left him and H 2 will be available next As a special this-week-only fire Hear-Guard hearing protectors ESQUIRE effectively reduce all noise; 2670 E. Colorado 793-6149 and a companion lost and strand­ year. Frosh may register for one, sale -lost - our - fern-pre·inventory­ ed for two weeks. On two other cut conversations to a whisper. Admission: $.25 for Techmen, $150 two, or all three sections. To be whoop·and-holler - frog - strangling Helps you improve the for other students. occasions he was forced to shoot eligible, a student must have reo added attraction, a cylindrical de­ effectiveness of your study Friday: a bear that had walked into his ceived a "P" in each of his pository of fung and a wooden time by letting you concentrate The Idiot - 7:15, 10:40. family's summer cabin in the courses, and must be recommend­ seat support were also added. But on what you want, when Naked Autumn - 9 :00. middle of the night. In addition ed by his instructor in the field you want. Saturday: to hunting, Jack enjoys skiing. Idiot - 2:30, 6:00, 9:30. of the honor section. Honorable THESES, TERM PAPERS, Send check or money order for Naked - 4:10,7:45,11:15. One of his chief ambitions after frosh may sign up by filling out $11.00 today for your getting his degree is to go to DISSERTATIONS, SEMINAR a form at the Registrar's Office REPORTS, LECTURE NOTES, comfortable, light weight, STATE Europe for a skiing vacation. before June 12. OUTLINES, MONOGRAPHS, completely adjustable 770 E. Colorado 792-7139 Views on Caltech Hear-Guard hearing protectors. Admission: $1.49 w/Fox student card.* RESEARCH DOCUMENTS, We pay postage and Friday: Both new RA's have definite BOOK-LENGTH MANUSCRIPTS views on Caltech and the Student handling charges. Mary Poppins - 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, I.B.M. typed according to your par­ 9:30. House system. "In Ireland,," says THEY'RE HERE! ticular format. 24 Hour Service. COOK MARKETING COMPANY Saturday: Mick, "college students are only Steve & Eric's latest release BOX 252 Mary Poppins 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, given one exam, which comes at Joan Hawkins 347-1801 GLENVIEW, ILLINOIS 60025 7:30, 10:00. DEI record no. 13769-EP. the end of the year. They are At the Caltech Bookstore. often able to goof off the first UNITED ARTISTS paId ad 606 E. Colorado 681-6577 six months. They don't have to Admission: $1.49 w/Fox, Statewide, or stay on top of their work all the EDWIN M. PEARL and Uptown student card, $2.00 w out. time." Here at Caltech he feels HAROLD LEVANTHAL Announcement Friday and Saturday: that students "work longer hours, present FOR CALTECH Goldfinger'~~"~ - 1:00, 3 :25, 5 :50, 8:15, 10:40. but are able to learn more in less SENIORS, GRADUATE STUDENTS, FACULTY time." Mick is in favor of such PETE AND STAFF MEMBERS UPTOWN traditions as Initiation and Ditch 2316 E. Colorado 793-4330 Day. Admission: $1.00 w Uptown student A SERVICE CHARGE FREE card;"" $1.49 w/out. Jack believes that "the house SEEGER Friday: system is a very good compro­ 2 Concerts CHECKING ACCOUNT FOR LIFE Strange Bedfellows - 7:00, 10:35. mise between the typical dormi· at 8:30 P.M. Masquerade - 8 :53. tory system and the fraternity nd<.t.: $4.00. $3.SO. $3.00. $2.SO at the Ash Grove end ell CAN BE YOURS-WHEN OPENED AT Saturday: IPnd.. Mall orders: Make checks or M.O. payable to Civic system, neither of which would AUditorium. Enclose self-addreued, stamped envelope. Strange - 1:37, 5:14, 8:56. work at Tech." He is enthusiastic Masquerade - 3:25, 7:02, 10:44. FRI., JUNE 11 \ SAT., JUNE 12 CONTINENTAL BANK in his support of such traditions Come in today ... as Freshman Rotation, which he SANTA MONICA PASADENA feels is "an essential part of the CIVIC AUDITORIUM CIVIC AUDITORIUM Open till 5 p.m.-6 p.m. Friday * If you are bereft of a Fox student for your convenience card, one can be bought, included House system." 1855 Main 51., Santa Monica 3lIO E. Greene st. Pasadena in an admission price of $1.75. Good ..... GL 1-1848 tel" HI 9-9473 although you must apply in person. for six months. Fill out application below ~"~An Uptown student card can be ALL SAINTS EPISCOPAL CHURCH to receive specific information. purchased under the following plan - first night: admission plus card, 132 North Euclid, Pasadena (across from City Hall) Name (Please Print) _ __. $2.00; second night: admission, free; SUNDAY SERVICES: C.ollege Group meets evert following nights: admission, $1.00. 8:00, 9:10, 11 :00, 7:00 p.m. ~lJn~cl'\. c"'en'n" z.' '7 :C'i p.rn Address ______.. Phone _. The Rev. Terence E. Lynberg *** Horny Techmen anxious to see Episcopal Chaplain 'n ,"" Par'sh Hcuse. Miss Blackman and her coterie will School-College _ _._ __._ _._ _ Date of Bi rth . be glad to know that this James Bond thriller is scheduled to run for Student Faculty Member or Staff ten weeks. FRENCH SPANISH GERMAN RUSSIAN ITALIAN JAPANESE IVT11VEIVTA £:..~~:=iiiiI "" JAPANESE TRANSLATORS li.O Wanted - All fields - Also other THE BERLITZ SCHOOL OF LANGUAGES Member of F.D.I.C. languages. Free lance work. PASADENA, 170 SOUTH LAKE AVE., SYcamore 5-5888 9430 Wilshire Blvd. 8730 Sunset Blvd. Send resume to: PRIVATE INSTRUCTION Scientific Translation Service Beverly Hills Los Angeles 4849 Tocaloma Lane IN ANY LANGUAGE CR 3-5000 La Canada, California Native Teacllers Day or Evening Free Trial Lessons