SEASON 22, ISSUE 10: June 30th, 2012 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

The next round, the home advantage will increase to 9 VP.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 19 and 20 in the league (see section 12)

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

I will send out the teams your soon.

The deadline for issue 11 is Friday July 6, at 21:30 CET. For your information, the deadline for issue 12 is likely to be Friday July 20, at 21:30 CET.

Refer to GM's ramble, section 14, for luck statistics and further comments.

2. Broadcast messages

Jed Stone: ‘Tex Tucker’ - Chairman of TPS - Saturday Morning Supporters Club Bovrilla Notice:- As many of the supporters are aware a specimen of Bovrilla taken to Spodlink University for analysis. Unfortunately a sudden and unexpected outbreak of ‘Brazilian Swamp Fever’ amongst the lab technicians soon after the specimen’s arrival resulted in the specimen having to be sent on to another laboratory somewhere south of London. As soon as any test results are known supporters will be informed. On a lighter note, Jack Lidgute, Club Historian, has been delving into the history of the third division clubs and has come up with the following on Frillby United. In 1943 the site on which Twixby Lane (Frillby United’s ground) now stands was the site of the Spodlink Abattoir and Glue Factory. (By all accounts an evil smelling place.) The owner of the abattoir was Lord Percy Twixby a rich, well-known sports enthusiast, whose country house was unfortunately well within smelling range of the factory. In late 1943 the Germans destroyed the factory in a bombing raid apparently mistaking it for the aircraft factory, which was situated on the other side of town. (Rumours that ‘AIRCRAFT FACTORY’ had been painted on the roof in big friendly letters just prior to the raid were never proved.) From the insurance money Lord Twixby founded Frillby United and re built the factory several miles down wind of his front door. It’s a story that gently echoes with our current situation here at ACME Park!

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 17 ======

Erkrath Gladiators - Fjortoft's Friends 3 : 3 Scorers: Coco (51.), Daniel (64.), Klein (59.) ***Seppl (38., 86.), Iron-Maik (62.) Booked: Axel, Raffael ***--- An exciting match where the Lunatics had somewhat of an upper hand, but Fjortoft's Friends escaped with a draw.

Enga - Serial Killers 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Henry Lee Lucas (84.), Arthur Shawcross (41.), Ivan Milat (48.) Sent off: Nicolai Naess (22.) ***--- Booked: Mohamed Sayyed Tantawi ***--- It's incredible how Enga's bad luck keeps hitting them above the head. Once again, they were stronger, and then they lost by three.

Botanica - Formula 1 Legends 7 : 3 Scorers: Lunaria annua (14., 33., 44., 51.), Rubus Caesius (4., 47.), Vinca Minor (57.) ***Ralf Schuhmacher (22., 46.), Kimi Raikkonen (52.) Booked: Lunaria annua ***Michael Schuhmacher The Formula 1 Legends had no chance at keeping up with Botanica's speed.

Currents of Space - Feyenoord 4 : 1 Scorers: Adzel (57., 90.), Hindmost (34.) ***Gerard van de Korput (47.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***No Name 3 A game a lot closer than the scoreline indicated, but Currents of Space were stronger.

Magical World - St. Helens 2 : 3 Scorers: Sam (50.), Namo (41.) ***fightagainstall (23.), Gervasio Guedes (50.), notagainstformula1 (54.) Magical World picked the better strategy and thus had the upper hand, but couldn't capitalise when St. Helens were luckier.

Ubermenschen - FC Asskickers 1 : 0 Scorers: Marx (34.) ***--- A deserved win for a strong Ubermenschen, thus closing the gap from four to two points up to silver medals.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 18 ======

FC Asskickers - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 0 Scorers: John Cena (37.), McCloud (47.) ***--- FC Asskickers remain unbeaten at home and catch up on points with table toppers Currents of Space, but the latter have yet to play this matchday. The Lunatics' fantastic away record gets a little blow, but they seem pretty certain to stay up now...

St. Helens - Ubermenschen 4 : 2 Scorers: Thisseasonisveryhard (15., 35., 59.) ***Marx (18.), Habermas (56.) Penalties: 1 ***- (1 missed) Booked: --- ***Borchert Former champions St. Helens pull off a double win weekend and with that join the fight for medals.

Feyenoord - Magical World 1 : 0 Scorers: Miles Davis (36.) ***--- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: --- ***Oughat With the home crowd backing, Feyenoord were a little stronger, and as Magical World missed their penalty, the home team gets away with both points.

Formula 1 Legends - Currents of Space 3 : 2 Scorers: Damon Hill (39.), Lewis Hamilton (85.) ***Niklas van Rijn (48.) Penalties: 1 ***1 Booked: Nick Heidfeld, Ralf Schuhmacher ***Speaker-to-animals Visitors Currents of Space actually managed somewhat of an upper hand here, but Formula 1 Legends came through with a one goal win. And once again, it's goal difference separating the top two teams!

Serial Killers - Botanica 0 : 0 An even game ends goallessly, though both teams could easily have scored.

Fjortoft's Friends - Enga 4 : 0 Scorers: Sebi (64.), Fantastic Fanis (3.), Holz (24.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***- Sent off: --- ***Nicolai Naess (4.) Booked: --- ***Mohamed Sayyed Tantawi, Mos With an early red card, Enga had no chance to stand up to Fjortoft's Friends. The Championship Match day 17 ======

Kremlin - Slartibartfast FC 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Fenchurch, Judiciary Pag Kremlin dominated this game, but couldn't score and only get one point. Not good for their promotion ambitions...

Night Owls - Stars 0 : 0 A slight upper hand for the home team, but Stars managed to hold on to the draw.

Fantasy Finale - Desassossego Blues 2 : 1 Scorers: Bilbo (83.), Dox (20.) ***Thomas Crosse (57.) Booked: Renarin ***--- The top two teams faced off here, and by claiming both points, Fantasy Finale increases the gap between them from three to five. I only Chicken Run may catch Fantasy Finale now.

Love Songs - ENPS 1 : 1 Scorers: Feel the (8.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Feel the Love ***--- A slight upper hand to the home side, but ENPS managed to even the score on a penalty. It's still a race between them for safe ground, but the visitors have to be happy with this result.

Dummys - WrapUp 3 : 1 Scorers: Homer (4.), Jaap (56.), Koos (7.) ***Keep pushing (84.) Despite a solid upper hand for WrapUp, Dummys claimed the win and move up to only be goal difference behind second place, with one match yet to be played in this matchday.

Call of Cthulhu - Chicken Run 2 : 2 Scorers: The Strange House in the Mist (29., 37.) ***Ann Kristin (61.), Doro Pesch (43.) Sent off: The Lurking Fear (85.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Lena, Wenona Visiting Chicken Run were a little stronger here, but the Strange House in the Mist - which would've been High if there was room - secured one point for Call of Cthulhu.

The Championship Match day 18 ======

Chicken Run - Kremlin 1 : 0 Scorers: Lisa (63.) ***--- A slow game, but Chicken Run found the one goal they needed to win.

WrapUp - Call of Cthulhu 2 : 3 Scorers: I need your help (12.), LMGTFY (46.) ***The Strange House in the Mist (16., 53.), Northern Pygmy-Owl (70.) Sent off: --- ***The Very Old Folk (35.) Booked: --- ***He, The Lurking Fear, The Strange House in the Mist WrapUp were actually stronger here too, but also Call of Cthulhu managed to win against the run of play. All teams near the bottom are unbeaten so far this round, but WrapUp aren't among the clubs that should get nervous because of that.

ENPS - Dummys 1 : 5 Scorers: Marco Wielemakers (49.) ***Homer (7., 63.), Jaap (86.), Koos (60.), Teun (73.) Booked: --- ***Moris Dummys were straonger here, and managed to turn that into a big win.

Desassossego Blues - Love Songs 2 : 0 Scorers: Alvaro de Campos (7.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Ricardo Reis ***Only the good die young A solid win for the Blues means they're still very much in the promotion race.

Stars - Fantasy Finale 1 : 3 Scorers: Pollux (42.) ***Dox (2., 22.), Jagersmann (64.) Booked: Mirfak ***--- A practically exactly even game, but table toppers Fantasy Finale were luckier and won.

Slartibartfast FC - Night Owls 1 : 0 Scorers: Hurling Frootmig (48.) ***--- Fairly even, but with the home team a little stronger and they managed to capitalise on that.

Division 1 Match day 17 ======

Dead Dino Storage - Stadium Dreams 4 : 2 Scorers: Rick Wakeman (61., 80.), John Lees (83.), Robert Fripp (16.) ***Ashton Gate (39., 90.) A game both teams really needed to win in their bid to stay up, and the visitors never came close - this was Dead Dino Storage's game. Only two points behind safe ground, which conveniently is Botnen rival team ForEverton! the Professors of Jazz - Valiant City 3 : 1 Scorers: Dizzy Gillespie (71., 76.), Chet Baker (38.) ***Sally Savestopper (19.) Although Valiant City were the stronger side, Professors of Jazz managed to claim both points.

ForEverton - Tamriel Athletic 1 : 1 Scorers: Shane Duffy (2.) ***Torolf (7.) Booked: Shane Duffy ***--- ForEverton were fairly lucky to claim a point here, but Shane Duffy certainly was fighting hard this match.

Dirigentia con Brio - Queen 3 : 0 Scorers: Karl Bohm (3., 20.), Stefan Asbury (46.) ***--- Sent off: --- ***It's Late (28.) Table toppers Dirigentia con Brio show no mercy on their way to the Championship.

Ergodic Theorems - Twin Peaks Owls 1 : 2 Scorers: Frobenius (65.) ***The Giant (4., 63.) It's almost absurd with three goals in this game, but the distribution at least made sense, since Twin Peaks were a little stronger than their hosts. With this win, they also become the first team to win away against Ergodic Theorems this season.

Lake Tanganyika - Madmartigan City 1 : 0 Scorers: Calvus (13.) ***--- Penalties: - (2 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Bebe, Caca, WoWo A great prestige match between the second and third placed teams, and Lake Tanganyika managed to edge one goal ahead despite missing two penalties.

Division 1 Match day 18 ======

Madmartigan City - Dead Dino Storage 2 : 0 Scorers: Caca (1.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***- Sent off: --- ***Mark Kelly (18.) Booked: --- ***Agent of Mercy, Robert Fripp Madmartigan quickly showed what this game was going to be like with scoring in the first minute, and after doubling the lead on a penalty and playing most of the match against ten men, it was a clear home win.

Twin Peaks Owls - Lake Tanganyika 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Xenothilapia (18.), Calvus (53.) Despite an upper hand for Twin Peaks Owls, Lake Tanganyika got luckier and won. After Twin Peaks broke Ergodic's perfect home record, their own fell play in this match as Lake Tanganyika is the first team to win away on their stadium this season.

Queen - Ergodic Theorems 0 : 0 Queen had a slight upper hand, but the game was slow, so a goalless draw wasn't a poor representation.

Tamriel Athletic - Dirigentia con Brio 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***V Aszkenazy (84.) An even game, but table toppers Dirigentia con Brio managed to edge out a one goal win with a late game goal.

Valiant City - ForEverton 3 : 3 Scorers: Blenda Blaster (13.), Spandy Sprinter (37.) ***Leighton Baines (6., 89.), Jack Rodwell (78.) Penalties: 1 ***- Sent off: --- ***Jelly (70.), Jack Rodwell (87.) A really tough luck weekend for Valiant City! Here they were far stronger, but lost their lead in the 89th minute when 9-man ForEverton equalised to 3-3. In game 18, that's Valiant City's first draw of the season.

Stadium Dreams - the Professors of Jazz 3 : 5 Scorers: Loftus Road (3., 40.), Liberty Stadium (10.) ***Chet Baker (42., 57.), Johnny Hodges (66.), Ella Fitzgerald (7.), Dizzy Gillespie (26.) Booked: --- ***Bud Powell, Dizzy Gillespie Professors of Jazz edge out a win, and it wasn't undeserved either. A strong weekend for them that shows they're not quite relegated yet...

Division 2 Match day 17 ======

Springfield United - Extreme 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Vanenburg (44., 57.) Booked: --- ***Weenink, Zulle Table toppers Extreme storm ahead with yet another win.

Parsifal - Make or Break 0 : 0 A match between Parsifal unbeaten at home and Make or Break unbeaten away. Neither record fell today, after a goalless draw.

Jirs Nightmare County - New Generation 3 : 3 Scorers: Cyloron (68., 77.), Diloron (13.) ***Voguish (71.), Frumpish (14.), Cuff (30.) Booked: Cyloron ***--- Jirs Nightmare County played the most solid game and should have won this one, but New Generation escaped with a point.

Sjokoladen BK - Castaway 1 : 0 Scorers: Goodbar (81.) ***--- Solid control for Sjokoladen in this one. Relegation is clearly to be settled between the five teams behind them.

Thinkers FC - The Scientists 4 : 2 Scorers: Jean Paul Sartre (21., 59., 70.), Bertrand Russell (79.) ***Humboldt (48.), Koch (6.) Booked: --- ***Blobel, Sanger The Scientists managed a tiny upper hand, but Thinkers FC had a lot more efficiency in this one.

Car Park Rangers - Sheffield Thursday 5 : 1 Scorers: Magneto (8., 80.), Emma Frost (14., 46.), Bompi (88.) ***Darren Purse (4.) Booked: Spiderman ***--- Car Park Rangers scramble away from the relegation zone with a fine win.

Division 2 Match day 18 ======

Sheffield Thursday - Springfield United 1 : 0 Scorers: Nick Woodrow (35.) ***--- Sheffield Thursday manage to edge out a one goal win against relegation rivals Springfield United, but there's still four points up to safe ground.

The Scientists - Car Park Rangers 3 : 1 Scorers: Dalton (49.), Blobel (24.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***1 Booked: --- ***Emma Frost Another solid home game from The Scientists, and home win number nine in a row.

Castaway - Thinkers FC 4 : 2 Scorers: Islay (11., 76.), Buka (61.), Phuket (23.) ***Banach-Tarski (72.), Jean Paul Sartre (24.) A slight play advantage for Castaway that was turned into a two goal win. What a thriller this relegation race is turning out to be!

New Generation - Sjokoladen BK 1 : 0 Scorers: Voguish (74.) ***--- A slow game where New Generation got the one goal they needed to win.

Make or Break - Jirs Nightmare County 3 : 0 Scorers: Leinsamenbrot (18.), Molkebrot (68.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***- A pretty clear win for Make or Break to help them in their chase of a promotion.

Extreme - Parsifal 2 : 0 Scorers: Zulle (87.), Breukink (47.) ***--- Booked: Breukink, Contador ***--- Table toppers Extreme beat one of their closest rivals and strengthen their claim on the Division 2 title.

Division 3 Match day 17 ======

Yamagata Old Boys - Gamblers United 2 : 2 Scorers: Fran Chaize (74.), Tom Katt (19.) ***Rudy Runquick (41.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Di Layta, Paul Harder ***Contessa Concrete Top team Gamblers United had the command in this game, but the home side managed to sneak in an equaliser by way of Fran Chaize and thus saved one point.

Frock Frogs - Arendals Hotspur 1 : 0 Scorers: Froskelaar (29.) ***--- Arendals Hotspur held on surprisingly well, but Frock Frogs got the win they deserved from Froskelaar's lone goal.

Insomniacz S-Pulse - Cosmopolitan 3 : 2 Scorers: Alessandro Nesta (16., 42., 71.) ***Ocean (74.), Moppie (85.) Despite an upper hand in play from Cosmopolitan, Insomniacz pull off their fourth home win after a hattrick from Alessandro Nesta.

Saturday Morning FC - Frillby United 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Andrew Skellon (88.), Charles Frisbee (3.) Booked: Fireman Sam, Thomas the Tank Engine ***--- Saturday Morning FC had a big upper hand in this game and should have won pretty handily, but somehow Frillby managed to come through and claim both points. Should I suspect sabotage from Tex Tucker?

Suginami Bad Boys - Jirs Park Rangers 1 : 0 Scorers: Kohei Sugai (29.) ***--- Kohei Sugai keep up Suginami's strong home record by securing a win against a top half team.

Oaks - Lunar Sea 1 : 1 Scorers: (3.) ***Larissa (27.) Despite the expected upper hand for Oaks, Lunar Sea managed to claim a draw - a feat noone else have managed away against Oaks this season.

Division 3 Match day 18 ======

Lunar Sea - Yamagata Old Boys 3 : 1 Scorers: Larissa (18.), Rosalind (35.), Dione (60.) ***Stu Poore (73.) Booked: --- ***Fran Chaize After drawing Oaks, Lunar Sea follow up with a solid win against Yamagata.

Jirs Park Rangers - Oaks 1 : 2 Scorers: Ybloron (27.) ***Ramruma (81.), (33.) Jirs Park Rangers took the lead early, but table toppers Oaks managed to turn it around to a one goal win.

Frillby United - Suginami Bad Boys 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Masashi Kitahata (84.) It looked like a goalless draw almost until the end, when Masashi Kitahata slammed in a winning goal for Suginami.

Cosmopolitan - Saturday Morning FC 13 : 0 Scorers: Wax (6 goal$s), Waffle (19., 35., 52., 87.), Moppie (39., 68.), Tragedy (52.) ***--- Cosmopolitan take home win number nine in nine matches with no trouble at all.

Arendals Hotspur - Insomniacz S-Pulse 3 : 0 Scorers: Ola Bale (43., 66.), Ronny van der Vaart (71.) ***--- Arendals Hotspur pull off a solid game and win deservedly.

Gamblers United - Frock Frogs 0 : 0 A slight upper hand to Frock Frogs, but the goalless draw was pretty fair. 5. League tables

Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Curr. of Space 6 3 0 5 1 3 + 28 41: 13 26:10 52 3.5 752 Stephan Rink 2) FC Asskickers 8 1 0 2 5 2 + 20 29: 9 26:10 46 3.5 408 Daniel Ingesson 3) Ubermenschen 6 1 2 4 1 4 + 12 37: 25 22:14 44 3.5 1365 Oyvind H. Henriksen 4) Feyenoord 5 3 1 2 4 3 + 5 27: 22 21:15 54 3.5 1100 Michael Hellige 5) Fjortoft's Fr. 6 2 1 2 3 4 - 6 40: 46 21:15 82 3.5 -234 Holger Heiser 6) Botanica 5 3 1 2 3 4 + 9 36: 27 20:16 24 4 1656 Henry Springer 7) St. Helens 4 2 3 3 4 2 + 9 34: 25 20:16 104 5 -68 Michael Frenzel 8) Serial Killers 4 2 3 3 3 3 - 6 34: 40 19:17 12 4 1148 Dan Sellers 9) Erkrath Glad. 2 2 5 5 0 4 + 3 44: 41 16:20 60 2.5 -264 Robert Koehnen 10) Magical World 2 2 5 2 0 7 - 24 18: 42 10:26 8 2 301 Karin Heinkele 11) Formula 1 Leg. 2 4 3 0 2 7 - 25 20: 45 10:26 118 3 70 Michael Frenzel 12) Enga 1 2 6 0 1 8 - 25 16: 41 5:31 162 2.5 3460 Trond K. Botnen

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Fantasy Finale 7 2 0 5 1 3 + 20 45: 25 27: 9 28 4.5 1990 Michael Hellige 2) Chicken Run 8 0 1 2 3 4 + 11 31: 20 23:13 60 3.5 708 Stephan Rink 3) Desassossego B. 7 1 1 2 3 4 + 18 47: 29 22:14 70 3 1872 Oyvind H. Henriksen 4) Dummys 6 3 0 2 3 4 0 43: 43 22:14 40 4.5 262 Taco Kraijenbrink 5) Kremlin 3 5 1 3 3 3 + 7 29: 22 20:16 20 2.5 1420 Knut Brennhaug 6) Stars 5 1 3 1 5 3 - 3 25: 28 18:18 32 2.5 124 Knut Brennhaug 7) WrapUp 4 2 3 3 2 4 - 7 21: 28 18:18 52 2.5 2587 Henry Springer 8) Night Owls 5 3 1 0 4 5 - 3 20: 23 17:19 16 2.5 910 Henry Springer 9) ENPS 3 3 3 2 2 5 - 11 21: 32 15:21 18 3 2199 Ronald Post 10) Love Songs 2 4 3 1 2 6 - 5 15: 20 12:24 110 3 1366 Michael Frenzel 11) Slartibartf. FC 3 2 4 0 3 6 - 13 23: 36 11:25 58 4 983 Deepak Mohoni 12) Call of Cthulhu 2 5 2 1 0 8 - 14 30: 44 11:25 162 4 1495 Trond K. Botnen

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Diri. con Brio 8 1 0 4 3 2 + 21 27: 6 28: 8 14 4.5 1496 Iris van der Laar 2) L. Tanganyika 7 1 1 5 1 3 + 14 23: 9 26:10 12 4 1160 Iris van der Laar 3) Madmartigan C. 8 1 0 3 2 4 + 18 32: 14 25:11 46 3.5 -504 Taco Kraijenbrink 4) Twin Peaks Owls 5 3 1 4 2 3 + 8 23: 15 23:13 4 3 -113 Knut Brennhaug 5) Queen 5 3 1 2 3 4 + 8 25: 17 20:16 116 3 468 Ronald Post 6) Ergodic Theor. 6 2 1 1 3 5 - 2 15: 17 19:17 0 2.5 1099 Sigurd Segtnan 7) Valiant City 6 1 2 2 0 7 - 2 41: 43 17:19 24 2.5 -844 Ulf Jiretorn 8) Tamriel Athl. 5 2 2 1 3 5 - 2 15: 17 17:19 30 4 928 Henry Springer 9) ForEverton 3 3 3 2 1 6 - 13 21: 34 14:22 168 3 874 Trond K. Botnen 10) Dead Dino Stor. 3 1 5 0 3 6 - 16 16: 32 10:26 116 3.5 -19 Trond K. Botnen 11) Prof. of Jazz 2 2 5 1 1 7 - 16 23: 39 9:27 36 4 827 Deepak Mohoni 12) Stadium Dreams 2 3 4 0 1 8 - 18 18: 36 8:28 28 2.5 585 Klaus Fritz

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Extreme 7 1 1 6 1 2 + 45 65: 20 28: 8 40 4 366 Taco Kraijenbrink 2) Make or Break 5 1 3 7 2 0 + 29 47: 18 27: 9 44 3.5 359 Klaus Fritz 3) New Generation 5 2 2 6 2 1 + 24 53: 29 26:10 64 4 1010 Klaus Fritz 4) Parsifal 5 4 0 4 3 2 + 20 33: 13 25:11 0 2.5 694 Iris van der Laar 5) The Scientists 9 0 0 1 4 4 + 35 68: 33 24:12 40 3.5 635 Camilla Skjerpen 6) Jirs N. County 4 3 2 4 1 4 - 6 31: 37 20:16 32 2.5 -331 Ulf Jiretorn 7) Sjokoladen BK 4 2 3 3 2 4 + 4 22: 18 18:18 0 3 57 Ray Setzer 8) Carpark Rangers 3 2 4 1 1 7 - 19 19: 38 11:25 112 3.5 539 Michael Frenzel 9) Thinkers FC 3 1 5 1 2 6 - 38 32: 70 11:25 24 3 -9 Deepak Mohoni 10) Springfield U. 2 1 6 2 1 6 - 15 22: 37 10:26 110 2 -657 Holger Heiser 11) Castaway 3 1 5 1 1 7 - 26 15: 41 10:26 0 3.5 1352 Mike Parnaby 12) Sheffield Thu. 1 2 6 1 0 8 - 53 20: 73 6:30 42 3 -930 Steve Janecek

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Oaks 8 1 0 8 1 0 +105 114: 9 34: 2 0 4 781 Andrew MacAlister 2) Cosmopolitan 9 0 0 4 0 5 + 39 74: 35 26:10 0 3.5 1920 Mike Parnaby 3) Gamblers Utd 7 1 1 4 3 2 + 27 37: 10 26:10 48 3 -569 Ulf Jiretorn 4) Frock Frogs 6 1 2 4 4 1 + 35 48: 13 25:11 12 3.5 306 HenrietteScarborough 5) Lunar Sea 6 3 0 2 3 4 + 10 30: 20 22:14 0 4 1665 Mike Brian 6) Jirs Park R. 4 2 3 4 0 5 + 7 34: 27 18:18 44 2.5 -204 Ulf Jiretorn 7) Suginami Bad B. 4 3 2 2 2 5 - 15 16: 31 17:19 0 4.5 3280 Taro Kamei 8) Yamagata Old B. 2 4 3 3 0 6 - 60 22: 82 14:22 96 2.5 1391 Richard Jordan 9) Saturday Morn. 3 1 5 0 3 6 - 39 26: 65 10:26 64 2.5 2325 Ian Moes 10) Insomniacz S-P 4 0 5 0 1 8 - 50 19: 69 9:27 0 3.5 3080 Housin Setia Winata 11) Arendals Hotsp. 2 1 6 0 3 6 - 29 8: 37 8:28 0 3 3060 Kim Haugen 12) Frillby United 1 3 5 1 0 8 - 30 14: 44 7:29 12 3.5 3516 Jed Stone

Premiership: Teams 10 to 12 relegate to the Championship. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------17 Coco (Erkrath Gladiators) 15 Ivan Milat (Serial Killers) 14 Adzel (Currents of Space) 13 Daniel (Erkrath Gladiators) 11 Borchert (Ubermenschen) 10 Seppl (Fjortoft's Friends) 9 McCloud (FC Asskickers) 9 justforfun (St. Helens) 9 Klein (Erkrath Gladiators) 8 Adriaan Koonings (Feyenoord)

The Championship ------17 Alvaro de Campos (Desassossego Blues) 13 Jagersmann (Fantasy Finale) 12 Thomas Crosse (Desassossego Blues) 10 Koos (Dummys) 9 Barfly (Night Owls) 8 Pollux (Stars) 8 Dox (Fantasy Finale) 8 Homer (Dummys) 8 Hellboy (Chicken Run) 7 Vicente Guedes (Desassossego Blues)

Division 1 ------11 Blenda Blaster (Valiant City) 10 Spandy Sprinter (Valiant City) 10 V Aszkenazy (Dirigentia con Brio) 10 John Lees (Dead Dino Storage) 9 Reidemeister (Ergodic Theorems) 9 Goudvis (Lake Tanganyika) 8 Dizzy Gillespie (the Professors of Jazz) 8 Bebe (Madmartigan City) 7 Liar (Queen) 7 Wwry (Queen)

Division 2 ------27 Breukink (Extreme) 22 Voguish (New Generation) 19 Dalton (The Scientists) 17 Jean Paul Sartre (Thinkers FC) 13 Blobel (The Scientists) 12 Molkebrot (Make or Break) 11 Sporty (New Generation) 11 Zulle (Extreme) 11 Watson (The Scientists) 10 Huistra (Extreme)

Division 3 ------27 (Oaks) 24 Kazzia (Oaks) 21 (Oaks) 20 Moppie (Cosmopolitan) 20 Hoppa (Frock Frogs) 18 Waffle (Cosmopolitan) 15 Wax (Cosmopolitan) 15 Rumpetroll (Frock Frogs) 14 Rudy Runquick (Gamblers United) 14 (Oaks)

7. Suspensions

Formula 1 Legends: Ralf Schuhmacher (1), Nick Heidfeld (1), Damon Hill (1) Enga: Nicolai Naess (3), Mos (1), Mohamed Sayyed Tantawi (2) Desassossego Blues: Ricardo Reis (1) Call of Cthulhu: The Lurking Fear (2), The Very Old Folk (2), The Strange House in the Mist (2) Chicken Run: Lena (1) Queen: It's Late (2) Tamriel Athletic: Nash gro-Shug (1) the Professors of Jazz: Bud Powell (1) ForEverton: Shane Duffy (1), Jelly (2), Sylvain Distin (3), Jack Rodwell (1) Dead Dino Storage: Mark Kelly (1) Saturday Morning FC: Thomas the Tank Engine (1) Yamagata Old Boys: Di Layta (1), Paul Harder (1)

8.GM's Auction

The next GM's Auction will appear in issue 1 of season 23.

9.Transferlist

1) John Coltrane M X 5 for 53 to FC Asskickers

New offer ------1) From Erkrath Gladiators: Frank S III 8, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 640) 2) From Erkrath Gladiators: Christopher DF III 6, coachable up to 9, 8 DP (NL value 256) 3) From Slartibartfast FC: Fook M ap 3, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 300) 4) From the Professors of Jazz: Charlie Parker D ap 3, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 300) 5) From Car Park Rangers: Venom G III 7, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 560)

10. Sales to the non-league

Parsifal: M Ruivo (480 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 19 match day 20 Erkrath Glad. - Enga : St. Helens - Erkrath Glad. : Botanica - Fjortoft's Fr. : Feyenoord - FC Asskickers : Curr. of Space - Serial Killers : Formula 1 Leg. - Ubermenschen : Magical World - Formula 1 Leg. : Serial Killers - Magical World : Ubermenschen - Feyenoord : Fjortoft's Fr. - Curr. of Space : FC Asskickers - St. Helens : Enga - Botanica :

The Championship ======match day 19 match day 20 Kremlin - Night Owls : WrapUp - Kremlin : Fantasy Finale - Slartibartf. FC : ENPS - Chicken Run : Love Songs - Stars : Desassossego B. - Call of Cthulhu : Dummys - Desassossego B. : Stars - Dummys : Call of Cthulhu - ENPS : Slartibartf. FC - Love Songs : Chicken Run - WrapUp : Night Owls - Fantasy Finale :

Division 1 ======match day 19 match day 20 Dead Dino Stor. - Prof. of Jazz : Twin Peaks Owls - Dead Dino Stor. : ForEverton - Stadium Dreams : Queen - Madmartigan C. : Diri. con Brio - Valiant City : Tamriel Athl. - L. Tanganyika : Ergodic Theor. - Tamriel Athl. : Valiant City - Ergodic Theor. : L. Tanganyika - Queen : Stadium Dreams - Diri. con Brio : Madmartigan C. - Twin Peaks Owls : Prof. of Jazz - ForEverton :

Division 2 ======match day 19 match day 20 Springfield U. - Parsifal : The Scientists - Springfield U. : Jirs N. County - Extreme : Castaway - Sheffield Thu. : Sjokoladen BK - Make or Break : New Generation - Carpark Rangers : Thinkers FC - New Generation : Make or Break - Thinkers FC : Carpark Rangers - Castaway : Extreme - Sjokoladen BK : Sheffield Thu. - The Scientists : Parsifal - Jirs N. County :

Division 3 ======match day 19 match day 20 Yamagata Old B. - Frock Frogs : Jirs Park R. - Yamagata Old B. : Insomniacz S-P - Gamblers Utd : Frillby United - Lunar Sea : Saturday Morn. - Arendals Hotsp. : Cosmopolitan - Oaks : Suginami Bad B. - Cosmopolitan : Arendals Hotsp. - Suginami Bad B. : Oaks - Frillby United : Gamblers Utd - Saturday Morn. : Lunar Sea - Jirs Park R. : Frock Frogs - Insomniacz S-P :

13. Rosedale Knockout semi finals results

St. Helens - Formula 1 Legends 3 : 2 Scorers: justforfun (35.), newinpremiership (78.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***2 Sent off: --- ***Ralf Schuhmacher (33.) Booked: Thisseasonisveryhard, justforfun ***Damon Hill, Gerhard Berger St. Helens were far stronger here, especially after Ralf Schuhmacher was sent off, and deservedly advance to the final.

Tamriel Athletic - Botanica 5 : 1 a.p. (0 : 0 ot., 0 : 0) Sent off: Nash gro-Shug (66.) ***--- Booked: Dura gra-Agum ***Prunus An even game, but where Tamriel Athletic finally advanced in the penalty shootout.

Teams not currently part of the league system are now conference league teams with 60 VP. All cup games are played on neutral field, thus neither team will have a home advantage.

14. GM's ramble

(for the main information, refer to the Introduction)

The coveted luck statistics:

Premiership: Serial Killers are now luckiest alone, while Enga's bad luck is taking on record- breaking proportions. In fact, they shouldn't even be in the relegation zone. Championship: Fantasy Finale are now luckiest here, while Call of Cthulhu remain unluckiest. Division 1: Dirigentia con Brio and Lake Tanganyika are the lucky duo of Division 1, while Stadium Dreams are still unluckiest. Division 2: New Generation stay luckiest, while Springfield United are now unluckiest. Division 3: Gamblers United are now most lucky of Division 3, while Frock Frogs are still unluckiest.

15. Address list

Trond K. Botnen [email protected] Knut Eivind Brennhaug [email protected] Mike Brian [email protected] Michael Frenzel [email protected] Klaus Fritz [email protected] Kim Haugen [email protected] Karin Heinkele [email protected] Holger Heiser [email protected] Michael Hellige [email protected] Øyvind H. Henriksen [email protected] Daniel Ingesson [email protected] Steve Janecek [email protected] Ulf Jiretorn [email protected] Richard Jordan [email protected] Taro Kamei [email protected] Robert Köhnen [email protected] Taco Kraijenbrink [email protected] Iris van der Laar [email protected] Andrew MacAlister [email protected] Ian Moes [email protected] Deepak Mohoni [email protected] Mike Parnaby [email protected] Ronald Post [email protected] Stephan Rink [email protected] Henriette Scarborough [email protected] Sigurd Segtnan [email protected] Dan Sellers [email protected] Ray Setzer [email protected] Camilla Skjerpen [email protected] Henry Springer [email protected] Jed Stone [email protected] Housin Setia Winata [email protected]