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MAR 1^1957 TRIP "THE STILT" FINeA*TStf%MHJBRARY SEE BORN YESTERDAY SCHEDULED ON CAMPUS ON PAGE 7 $hr THROUGH THURSDAY Published Semi-Weekly by SMU Students' Publishing Company 42nd Year Southern Methodist University, , , Friday, March 15, 1957 No. 39 Will Stilt Wilt Jim in Tilt Tonight? SMU, Kansas Test Ratings S5wi£?S?: arry James At 9:30 P.M. by JAY BROWN Crew Sign Campus Sports Editor All the national publicity will go to the high winds tonight once Mustang Jim Krebs and Jayhawk meet face to Date face for the starting tip of the by LORRAINE GIBSON provides the them* for decorat­ featured NCAA Dallas Regional Punctuating the gaiety and ing the scene of the Carousel clash. laughter of milling, costumed party Friday night. The Grand Out on that court it will be man crowds, will be the spiel of cir­ Ballroom will simulate the look against man and team against cus barkers, shouting, "Harry of a merry-go-round, and music team, and all the national rank­ James, Haa-rry James," ushering will emulate from a calliope- ings of either team or star will go the light-hearted figures to the decorated bandstand. for naught if they are not lived Carousel party. The terrace will be transferred up to. This will be the scene the eve­ into a brightly-muraled awnings This is the supreme test for ning of April 5, when all-school covered midway. For the in-and- the Ponies, the test which could Manada will be -ably aided in its outers, the snack bar and cafe­ send them flying on the road celebration of Carousel party by teria will be open also. the music of Harry James and his to another NCAA finals bout; In a return to the carefree in­ a bout they want so much to 13-piece aggregation. The event will be held in the formality for which Manada is have the chance to do over intended, the whimisical, mardi again, after failing in their two Grand Ballroom of the Student , from 8 p.m. to midnight. gras-like costumes of the parti­ chances last spring. cipants will add the most festive —Campus staff photo by Laughead Long the top-flight favorite But first there is Wilt and his note. Kansas Demons. Only after their HE'S LEAVING BETTY ON THE WEST COAST of colleges and the nation, the Highlighting the 10 to 10:30 defeat can the Ponies start dream­ Gail Griffin, left, and Gwen Lee run through advance pictures Harry James band will feature of Harry James, and members of his band in preparation for the intermission will be the an- ing of the finals or even think bf brunette-lovely Jilla Webb as annual Manada weekend which will be climaxed Friday. April 5, (See JAMES page Q) beating the winner. of the pre­ with the Carousel party featuring James and singer Jilla Webb. girl vocalist. Bob Mario and liminary St. Louis—Oklahoma Willie Smith on the sax. City tilt. Coming directly from the west The game is also a test for Kan­ coast, the band will be making its sas. For the first time this year first appearance on the SMU cam­ they have to lay their material pus in recent years. Their last ap­ on the line against an A-No. 1 pearance in Dallas was at Lou- A coffee honoring freshmen team with an A-No. 1 center. Board Vacancy Set Monday ann's last spring. journalism majors will be held Tonight Will Chamberlain, by DEL AMERINE 3. Be enrolled for at least a min The spirit of carnival invades Monday at 3:30 p.m. in Boom E the young sophomore, will have A special election will be held imum work load in a the campus first on Thursday of the Student Center. evening, April 4, with the frivol­ to prove himself against Jim Wednesday to fill a vacancy on course of study. The event is sponsored jointly ity of the "Faculty Follies," to be Krebs, a smart, much experi­ the student publishing board. Any 4. Have carried at least a mini­ presented

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The host school along with Texas The SMU Mustangs host the this I mean the sports sponsored by the SMU athletic department, A&M and Texas will vie with the Ponies for league honors. and the contests under the direction of the intramural office. Gentlemen from Centenary col­ lege of Shreveport, La., at 2:30 SMU, which finished third m My quarrel today, however, is not with the athletic office, but last year's meet has defeated all diver Ron Smith. The all-Ameri­ with the hodge-podge system used to run the fraternity murals. at Armstrong field here on cam­ pus today and Saturday. the other Conference schools this can from Kansas should have lit­ My feelings in this matter stem from, it seems, a different idea year- but is by no means assured tle trouble taking both the one The games will be the fifth of what the intramurals are for and who they are to benefit. of winning the 1957 championship. and three meter titles. The Mus­ and sixth in the Ponies' exhibi­ With four schools competing To you who answered "the Greeks" I say no! To you who ans­ tion series and Centenary's first tangs will be counting on Willard wered ''the individual" I say yes! and points awarded to every games of the season. finalist a team must not only Tompson and Paul Percifield to To my mind, and I have been considering the problem for a num­ Entering today's game the have a few stars but also plenty gain extra diving points. ber of months, intramural sports are to give the men and women Ponies have won two and lost of depth with which to rack up Captain Jim Rose may sur­ of this campus a chance to get some competitive exercise in sports two. * the lower place points. A man prise a few people in the 440- which they like to play. The Gents, as yet untried this finishing last in his final can yard freestyle, while Buss But the intramural program is based on two premises which vio­ year, are said by their coach, Ed gain one point, and as the rec­ Kemblewill be a threat in the late the excuse for having intramurals at all. The first is the em­ Burks, to have "a combination ords show this is very often the phasis of winning not only in just one sport, but throughout the of more than adequate pitching margin between the champion 50-yard freestyle sprint. year. The second is the stress of having every group enter every strength, hitting power and depth and runner-up. George Scofield is favored to sport. at every position. Individually the Mustangs' emerge as 200-yard back-stroke That is last our first gripe; that there is too much pressure to Centenary won 11 and lost chances look a little better than champ, but the going will be enter every sport, whether there are men in the group interested in nine last year, and two of the even. rougher for him and John Barton playing or not, just so that you don't have to forfeit the game. nine were to the Mustangs. SMU Mike Lumby will be severely in the 100-yard back-stroke. Jerry Because if you forfeit the game you lose usually 8 y} points from defeated the Gents 9-3 and 11-7. tested in the 100-yard freestyle Hulse will also swim these events. what you might have had if you had just come over and "thrown The Ponies will play host again in which he posted the fastest Bob Reneau, a converted diver, the game." That way it doesn't look so bad on your final point Monday and Tuesday, this time conference time of the year with should do valuable service in the standings at the end of the year. This is really the spirit of com­ to Sul Ross State Teachers col­ 50.8. Hunkler and Neal of the relays, and! he along with John petition. Yes sir, this is true sport, and true effort. lege of Alpine. Aggies and Texas respectively Rogers, Ernest Couch, Gage Pri- have the edge on the Pony sopho­ chard, Laird Woldridge and Davis At the beginning of the article I defined the intramural program more in experience. as being for the individual in sports "which they like to,play." The Boyd can be expected to contri­ Ted Scherer, sophomore bute to Mustang total. facts are that many fraternities care nothing about playing such '57 Colt Baseball breast-stroker, will probably be games as handball, volleyball or swimming. In some groups there as hard pressed as any swim­ SUPPORT CAMPUS CHEST are only a few men who care to go out for golf, or badminton, but mer at the meet, as he goes not enough for a team. Schedule Released after the 100- and 200-yard ; So why should some others who care nothing for the sports, be Lester Jordan, SMU athletic breast-stroke and 200-yard but­ terfly titles and swims the For Your Convenience forced by the pressure of the intramural point system to waste their publicity director, has released time. If not enough in a group care to do something, (and it usu­ breast-stroke leg on the medley The Student Center ally takes less than six to compete) then why should the group the 1957 Colt baseball schedule. relay. BARBER SHOP suffer in the point standings by not entering. The remainder of the schedule Ray Burer, distance man in this will be open 8 cum. to 6 pan. follows: trio of sophomore speedsters, will My answer is that they shouldn't. E. E. Whitfield March 21—University of Dallas, probably swim A&M's wily Oka - (Centrally Located on the Well what is to happen to the point standings, you say? Dallas moto in the tough 1,500-meter Ground Floor) Says I, do away with the darn thing; for it is the basic weakness freestyle. The freestyle relay and UMPHREY LEE of the entire mural system. It is the system's chief fault, and the March 23—TCU at Fort Worth the individual medley (in which STUDENT CENTER chief reason that the system will get no better no matter what March 29—Navarro JC at SMU he has his best chance for a title) LA 6-1718 are his other events. other remedies are tried. April 2—Tarleton State at SMU Barr has one sure winner m Shoe Shines .... 25c But never let it be said that I only tear down and never substi­ April 10—Baylor at SMU tute bricks and mortar for sticks and clay. April 27—Baylor at Waco My solution is to get rid of the point system entirely, not name Laughead Salutes a champion for the year (for it really is an insignificant matter) April 30—Navarro JC at Corsi- and let those fraternities who have enough men interested in com­ cana peting in a certain sport compete, naming a champion in that May 3—TCU at SMU sport but not penalizing those who just do not have enough interest May 10—Tarleton State at Ste- to enter. phenville What, you say this will wreck the intramural system? I doubt it. Almost every group likes to play football, basketball, baseball, bowling and tennis and ping-pong. These are six solid COMMITTEE FOR DIES MEETS MONDAY sports on which to build. The Martin Dies committee will In the other sports—swimming, badminton, handball, volleyball meet Monday at the Kappa Sig and golf—let only those groups which are interested compete, and house at 4 p.m., according to if only two or three groups want to enter a team out of a possible Madison Wright, chairman. 14 fraternities, then I would say that the sport is not worthwhile to the students on this campus, and should never have been started SUPPORT CAMPUS CHEST

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:wm MU HXLLCREST Bom Yesterday Friday, March 15, 1957 (Mjr #411 Glatttjnu 7 by HENRY ODEN Assistant Sports Editor Kansas Meets Mustangs Tonight (Continued from page 1) |all goes well. It has been called to the attention of this column that the "aver­ Louis Billikens, Missouri Valley and Wilt and Gene Elstun, a 6-4, isn't saying just how champs, by trouncing their at- age SMU student" like the blind man in the burlesque show, doesn't he will defense Wilt, but it is a know what's coming off. senior, were on the Associated large opponent, Loyola of New good bet that it will be closely Orleans, 75-55, in Oklahoma City. He actually believes that Wilt Chamberlain is seven feet-two Press' all-Big Seven first team. Wilt was not the entire Kan­ and legally, for neither Hayes nor Harold Alcorn (6-1), a former inches talL He is a dupe of modern unsportsmanlike tactics. He the players like to pick up fouls. Colt star guard with Krebs and doesn't know why Wilt is call "The Stilt." sas team this year, even though he did end the season with a This is the best reason why Mills, leads the St. Louis team for In actuality, Chamberlain is a midget. Yes, a two foot-seven inch SMU averaged less than any other the year with a 20-per-game ave­ midget—on stilts. 29-points-per-game average. On Chamberlain's occasional off team in the nation this year (13 rage. He is backed up by center You may laugh, but unfortunately it is true. Giving Chamberlain night's the other Jayhawks per game). A1 Serkin (6-7), forwards Jack the imaginary and preposterous height is just part of Kansas' wiley, In the other opening game OCU low, biting plan to take SMU by surprise. went into action, and did a job Mimilitz (6-3) and Cal Burnett qualified Tuesday to meet the St. (6-6) and guard Joe Todd (6-3). Evidentally, the Kansas athletic staff assumed from the beginning which brought victory in 21 of 23 contests. of the season that it would be faced with the problem of Jim Krebs if it could ever hope to get to the national finals. In addition to Kansas, like SMU, is essentially Krebs, there were nine or ten other guys they were afraid of, plus a six-man team. Also like SMU, nidi Doc Hayes and Bob Prewitt. their games have usually been too So they hit upon the master plan: get SMU ready for something close to permit many of the re­ OuCauqMs Motfihnkm that Kansas doesn't have and spring something new on them. serves to get into the game. Still, (Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," otc.f Kansas knows that SMU will be working on a special defense to the Jayhawk reserve strength is a screen Chamberlain from the basket, that the Ponies will be con­ little greater than the Mustang's. centrating on pivot plays and affording to up their shooting per­ Standout at forwards are co- centages. captain Elstun and brilliant NOW YOU CAN BE YOUNGER They also know that Chamberlain today is in no way the basket­ soph Ron Loneski, a 6-4 sopho­ THAN SHE IS! ball player that was when Krebs held him down 17 more. whose return after an in­ points, in the NCAA game in which Krebs himself scored 24. jury aided Kansas greatly in the department. Those It's a scientific fact that girls reach emotional ma- They suspect that SMU will be ready for a lanky, brown giant. turity earlier than boys. For this reason freshman girls Then they will come up with a midget dribbling the ball around which Wilt missed Loneski usually snared. decline to make romantic alliances with freshman boys. between the Mustangs' legs and shocking the Ponies completely. Thus, the freshman boys are left dateless, and many's We think that the NCAA should act upon this. There is no rule At guards the Jayhawks start two men with whom the majority the night the entire freshman dorm sobs itself to sleep. against billing a 2-7 player as being 7-2; but some action should be An equally damp situation exists among upper-class taken on Kansas' allowing the little guy to play on stilts. of Mustang's got well acquainted girls. With upperclassmen being snapped up by freshman This column firmly believes that the Ponies will win despite the in the two games last season. girls, the poor upper-class girls are reduced to dreary, trickery of Kansas, and suspects that Kansas will be forced to con­ Both Maurice King (6-2) and manless evenings of Scrabble and home permanents. tinue to play Wilt on stilts throughout the rest of his basketball Johnny Parker (5-10) are good career. out-court men, with King, a sec­ There is a solution for this morbid situation — a very ond-team all-Big Seven choice, simple solution. Why don't the two great have-not groups and a driver like Mills. find solace with one another? The SMU story is simple. Ade­ True, there is something of an age differential, but Netmen Face Lamar Saturday quate rebounding, good ball hand­ that need not matter. Take the case of Albert Payson SMU's wary netters face their of East Texas., 6-0, 6-0. ling, usually tremendous shott­ Sigafoos and Eustacia Vye. second tough match of the year Dixon and Wright then beat ing, a more experienced team es­ Albert Payson, a freshman in. sand and gravel at when they take on Lamar Tech Haney and Lynn Fry, 5-7, 6-1, pecially in NCAA competition, , was walking across campus one of Beaumont on the SMU courts 6-4. and a home court advantage, day, weeping softly in his loneliness. Blinded by tears, at 1:30 Saturday afternoon. could easily add up to victory, if he stumbled upon the supine form of Eustacia Vye, a East Texas State college drop­ senior in wicker and raffia, who was collapsed in a ped the Mustang tennis squad in wretched heap on the turf. its first meet, 5-1, at the Dallas Athletic Club country club Tues­ day. Matt Murphy, who has fallen temporarily from the No. one to No. four spot because of an ailing foot, was the only Pony to come through with a victory. Murphy defeated Melvin Setz- er, 8-6, 2-6, 10-8. mzm Mustang Perry Leveritt took the first set but ^dropped the last two to Lynn Fry of East Texas, wmmm making Fry the winner by 6-8, Could Get <3 third. Jftcf One-O-Cft• 6-1, 6-3. Barry Pelton defeated Hayden "Why don't you watch where you're going, you Schilling of the Mustangs, 6-4, squirt?" said Eustacia peevishly. 2-6, 10-8, and Rudy Benavides "I'm sorry, lady," said Albert Payson and started to lost to Mack Bane, 11-9, 6-2. move on. But suddenly he stopped, struck by an inspira­ Bane and Pelton dfeated Bena­ tion. "Lady," he said, "you're miserable because you can't vides and Schilling, 6-2, 6-8, 6-3, get a date. So am I. So why don't we date each other?" while Setzer and Bob Bracken "Surely you jest!"cried Eustacia, looking with scorn trounced Leveritt and Bill Shel- upon his youthful head and body. ' * ton, 6-2, 6.-3. "Oh, I know I'm younger than you are," said Albert The Colts won all three of their Payson, "but that doesn't mean we can't find many splen­ matches. did things to do together." Bill Dixon came from behind to defeat Tom Haney, 9-11, 6-2, 6-2; "Like what?" asked Eustacia. while Colt Bill Wright soundly "Well," said Albert Payson, "we could get a third and white-washed Bob Killingsworth play some one-o-cat." "Bah!" said Eustacia, grinding her teeth. "All right then," said Albert Payson, "we could go Colts Drown Scots COFYWOMT M? THE COCA-COU COMPAQ down to the pond and skip some stones and maybe catch a few frogs." "Ugh!" said Eustacia, shuddering -her entire length. The undefeated Colt swimmers "How about some run-sheep-run?" he suggested. ended their spring season by "You are callow, green, and immature," said Eustacia, walloping State high school run- "and I will thank you to absent yourself;at once!". ners-up Highland Park, 50-27, Wednesday night in the Women's You'll enjoy today's copy of this publication Sighing, Albert Payson lit a cigarette and started '•away.' • • 4"" : gym pool. much more if you'll get up right now and get The victory was the sixth "Stay!" cried Eustacia. # without a loss in dual meet com­ yourself an ice-cold bottle of Coca-Cola. "Was that," she asked, "a Philip Morris you just lit?" petition for the freshmen, and "What else?" said Albert Payson. their second over the Scotties. (Naturally, we'd be happier, too!) "Thten you are not immature!" she cried, clasping The Colts took eight of the him to her clavicle. "For to smoke Philip Morris is the nine events, with Don Woodard very essence of wisdom, incontrovertible proof that you leading the way in two of them. know rich, natural pleasure from pale, poor substitutes! Albert Payson, I am yours!" Dr. T. S. Higginbotham And today they are married and run one of the biggest Optometrist SIGN OF GOOD TASTE wicker and raffia establishments in Blue Earth, Minnesota. Office Hours: 9-12 noon ©M*x Shulman, 1M7 Office Hours: 1- 5 p.m. Saturday by Appointment DALLAS COCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. FreBhman, *ophomqret junior, tenior — rieh man, poor man, '''""Only •' beggar man, thief—you'll enjoynatural Philip Morrit, long 6730 Snider Plaza LA6-1836 "Colw" i» o ffltoffd trod«-mark. THE COCA-COLA COM»AMV tize and regular, made by the tponiora of thit column* 8 Otye £4111 QIaminw Friday, March 15, 1957 KAY'S KOLUMN Dean Signs James Will Play Golfers Drop by KAY BARNHOUSE With Braves For Carousel Party Women's Intramural Editor "Paul was very happy up at (Continued from page 1) First Meet Tri Delt, winner of League A, SMU and there is every possibil­ ity that he will re-enroll there in nouncemenl of the Manada and Chi Omega, League B cham­ SOFTBALL pions, will play Monday, March the fall," said Paul Dean Sr. when queen and her coronation. There Softball season begins March To NT State 18 at 4 p.m. for top honors in commenting on the decision of his will be a special parly for the 25. Each team is allowed one prac­ SMU's defending conference basketball. son, a promising sophomore pitch­ queen, invited guests and chap- er for the Mustangs, to sign a championship golf team lost its Sigma Kappa beat Delta Gam­ tice game. Practice games begin erones. contract with the Wichita, Kan­ first match Tuesday to North ma Wednesday to set up a three- March 20. Carnival night reigns Saturday, sas, AAA farm club of Milwaukee. April 6, on the grounds by Own- Texas State college in Denton, way tie for second place in Field 1 5%-%. March 20 Chi O-DG Dean Sr. stated that his son by stadium, with activities start­ League B. IS, DG and SK are the had his mind too much on base­ This weekend the Mustang March 21 Pi Phi-Gamma Phi ing between 7 and 7:30 p.m. three teams involved. The win­ ball and that this was proving linksmen journey to Fort Worth March 22 DZ-Tri Delt A ferris-wheel and merry-go- ner in the playoffs for second detrimental to his studies. How­ Field 2 round will be set up, and fraterni- for the SW Recreational meet. place in the league will meet ever, he (Dean Sr.) felt that March 20 Theta-SK Coach Graham Ross will pit two League A second place winner, whether or not his son "made it" March 21 Zeta-ADPi varsity teams and a freshman ADPi, next week for basketball in baseball the experience would March 22 IS-Kappa squad in the meet, which SMU third place honors. be invaluable. took second in last year. Houston, In games during the last week "I left the decision entirely up the eventual national champ, Pi Phi defeated Theta. Noel Mur­ to Paul," said the father of the won the 1956 outing. ray with 19 points was high point Leagues Announced 6-4, 210 pound right-hander. The only Pony points Tuesday girl of the game. were picked up when sophomore Dean Jr. was signed by Earl Tom Brown split his match with Kappa won over Gamma Phi, Halstead, Southwestern talent For Men's Murals scout for the Milwaukee Braves. the Eagles' Jim Powell. Each had 19-16. Sophie Philen was high a 70. point girl for Kappa, while Ann League A League B Dean did not receive a bonus and Dunne wald and Dot Bowe scored PiKA Lambda Chi can therefore be farmed out. ' Bob Stroope put­ Dean Sr. is himself a former ted in a 66 for the low score of six points each for Gamma Phi. Sammies Kappa Sig Theta edged Zeta, 28-25. Har­ Phi Delt Deke major league mound star, the afternoon, as he downed Bob having played with St. Louis in Harvey (70), 3 and 1. riet Cotton was high scorer for Betas ATO Delta Sig Fiji the 30's. Dick Whetzle (69) topped Theta with 11 points, and Bar­ Delta Chi Sigma Chi Jerry Pittman (72), 4 and 2, and bara Bayer hit the basket the most for Zeta. Kappa Alpha SAE SUPPORT CAMPUS CHEST HARRY JAMES . . . Sweet Hal Sexton (67) understroked notes for Manada. Kenny Scott (70), 3 and 2. Mary Alice Stinson with 22 In team play, Powell and points was high scorer in the Chi ties and sororities will contribute O-IS game. Joanna Romaine was SHRIMP OYSTERS CHICKEN skits or booths to the fun. An all- Stroope defeated Brown and. Harvey, 4 and 3; while Whetzle high for IS. Chi O defeated IS, school picnic will be held in the 47-30. afternoon preceding carnival and Sexton beat Pittman and night. Box lunches can be ob­ Scott. Tri Delt defeated Pi Phi, 33- U-TELL 'EM CAFE tained at the Student Center. North Texas State has been 22. High scorers for Tri Delt 5242 E. MOCKINGBIRD second in the nation in golf for were Dianne Dale and Joyce including Between SMU and Central Expressway Martin To Speak the last three years, Rainwater with 12 points each. 1954 when SMU won the team Noel Murray with 14 points to Open Monday Thru Saturday—5 a.m.-8p.m. title. Last year the Ponies tied her credit led the Pi Phi scorers. For Convocation for seventh in the finals, seven BREAKFAST • LUNCH • SHORT ORDERS Bishop William C. Martin, of strokes behind the Eagles. BADMINTON the Dallas-Fort Worth area of Tri Delt and Theta will meet to Methodist churches will be the/ decide the single's championship convocation speaker Tuesday at Tracksters To Vie in badminton. Dotty Beauchamp 9:30 a.m. in the Grand Ballroom playing for Tri Delt beat Sigma of the Student Center. Kappa, Judy Sandkuh to be eligi­ Born in Randolf, Tenn., Bishop In Relays Saturday ble to play for first place. Game scores were 11-6, 11-1. Martin graduated from high Two SMU track squads travel school in Preston, Ark. After a in two directions this week-end, In winning two sets, 11-1, 11-3, year at the University of Arkan­ as the varsity takes on its second Fran Rankin, Theta, placed over sas he attended Hendrix College, big relay meet in two weeks, and Kappa Kenda McGibbon. Conway, Ark., where he received the freshmen open their season. Delta Gamma's Sandy Terry his B.A. The upperclass harriars, after and Jo Buckner played a close From there he went to Scot­ taking seventh in the Border game to win over Gail Baker and land to study at the University Olympics at Laredo last week­ Linda Harris, Pi Phis. Set scores of Aberdeen. end, move Saturday to Big were 15-13, 7-15, 16-14. Upon his return to the states Spring for the ABC relays—a Delta Gamma will meet the he attended SMU for his D.D. quadrangular meet pitting South­ winners of the ADPi-Kappa game and continued his studies on ern California, SMU, Houston to play for first place in bad­ other campuses. He has received and Oklahoma A&M. minton doubles. Dorothy Bur- honorary Doctor of Divinity de­ At the same time, the Colts bridge and Peggy Bort are repre­ grees from Hendrix college, Den­ will be running in the SW Recre­ senting ADPi. Kappas playing are ver university and Central col-1 ational meet in Fort Worth. Liz Dickey and Eleanor Hensley. lege. hav&telJVErt! Bishop Martin is on the execu­ Cramming tive committee of the Board of mi. for Exams? 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Southern Methodist University, Dallas, Texas, Friday. March 15, 1957 No. 39 Why Not Ride A Horse To Class? AN EDITORIAL? Democratic action, of course, but trash can, affix your signature by JEAN SCHULTZ action. Democracy in action can to this article and send it to the be observed in the recent peti­ Campus. It is a well-proven This is a crusade. When em­ tioning by the property owners barking on a crusade, it is always fact that anger will arrouse on Rosedale, who becoming dis­ more action than approval. good to choose one that will gusted with the overflow park­ cause controversy. Well, to fur­ (After all you don't see us get­ ing from SMU, got a majority of ting any letters saying/ "We ther our logic, if you've got to the citizens to petition the City mmm have a controversy, there's noth­ love your newspaper," and sure- [Council. There is now a two-hour ly there is one among us who MHH ing like an old controversy. Our arking limit on that street. considers this the best possible old controversy is the parking £ So. why not instead of throw- newspaper on the best possible mmt problem. W ing this paper into the nearest of all campuses.) On this beautiful campus of First, let us establish one fact. Southern Methodist university Hi School Talent Contrary to some opinions, the there are 4,434 parking spaces majority of the students realize firmly marked by straight, white Show on KSMU that there is a parking problem. lines. Enjoying the scenery of the Now, we are free to delve into afore-mentioned university are SMU's radio station KSMU, "The Voice of the Mustangs" some solutions, both humorous 5,374 students, taught by 280 pro­ and serious, that will aid our fessors and adnunistrated by 253 recently instituted a 30-minute weekly show featuring the talent student leaders in finding some r s members of the staff. ' of high school from the Dallas new facets of this problem as of •S5S55S^>S»Sf;» Simple arithmetic will bring area. yet undiscussed. (We can't quite 18? you to the speedy conclusion "High School of Highlights" is believe that all that discussion that this arrangement leaves the name of the program set for hasn't included everything, but 1.473 souls without one of those mm mm 5:30 p.m. each Friday. we do want to give them some­ coveted spaces. Luckily for us Last week, students from High thing to talk about.) :%S:&k:':§5 mg$M not all of these people have cars, 8&g land Park put on the show, which The simplest and best solu­ but unfortunately it seems like can include anything from radio tion to this problem would be there are about 1,000 too many. drama to simple variety. for all the sorority and frater­ Every morning a game of mu­ Schools scheduled to participate nity members to walk to their sical chairs with cars is played in in the programs are Hillcrest, classes from the houses. This the vicinity of SMU classrooms. Nosth Dallas, Thomas Jefferson is a good solution, but it will The losers in this harrassing lit­ and Highland Park. not work because, as we do not —Campus staff photo by Laughead tle plot wind up with a prize of KSMU Station Manager Bill live in a Machiavellian society, THETA PLEDGES PROVE THEIR WORTH a parking ticket. ' Knobler said that representatives there is no way to enforce this SPRING... when a young girl's fancy is lightly turned to thoughts Much has been said about this of the Mustang station visit local rule. of kite flying. Theta pledge Jan Ohmstede managed to get her's problem, many complaints have high schools and interview mem­ Since that first solution could up with the aid of A1 Tobin and a good breeze from the South. As. many as eight black and gold kites sailed up oyer Dallas hall be­ been* raised, but nothing has bers of -the various speech de­ only succeed in an Utopian < at? fore the afternoon was over. been done. We want action partments to select the shows. (See HORSES, page 2) You smoke refreshed

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SATURDAY status of our ancestors and trade places." See, what creative think­ The co-eds will leave the cam­ in all those shiny, new cars for ing can produce? pus on the morning of March 23 2 p.m.—Baseball, SMU vs. Centenary at Armstrong field gallant, dashing steeds? As two and return the following after­ Seriously, we do hate to aban­ 8 p.m.—Delta Zeta dinner dance in the Junior ballroom horses could easily fit into one noon. don that Utopian idea of all parking space, that would in­ Any coed on campus who is SUNDAY sorority and fraternity house crease the parking capacity to interested in going on the outing residents walking to class in the 8,868 and everybody would have should contact Kay Mizell at the 4 p.m.—Fine arts reception in the lounge of the Junior morning. Visualize this picture, a place to tie their trusty mount. Women's gym before Tuesday. ballroom students. Instead of leaving the One anonymous campus leader There will be a charge of $1.50 house at 20 minutes to 8, you advanced the suggestion that the for meals. TUESDAY could leave at 10 minutes to 8, school is to blame for this park­ Mrs. Boots Hickfang, the Out­ thereby arriving at your class at 9:30 a.m.—Convocation ing situation. If the tuition were ing club sponsor, will accompany i on the dot. This would solve lowered, poor students could the girls. 3 p.m.—Coffee hour in the Snack bar hat revolting problem of getting enter and as they could not af­ 6 p.m.—Movie "David and Bathsheba" ford cars, the problem would be o class early. SUPPORT CAMPUS CHEST solved. The theory- of ^registration and limiting cars to sophomores, Western Electric's new TUITION REFUND PLAN juniors* and seniors has been amply discussed and one can only add that it is well to note the success this system has had can help you continue your studies while launching on the majority of U. S. campuses. If the equestrian movement an exciting career fails, perhaps hiking clubs could be organized. The flat terrain of Texas would not take too much energy to conquer, and much Under the new plan, Western Electric needed exercise would. be ob­ will refund tuition costs for after-hours tained. study at graduate or undergraduate The suggestion that Dallas hall level, to a maximum of $250 each year. be converted into a parking garage is, of course, absurd, but Say, for example, that you decide on if all other action fails, our cru­ a career at Western Electric in one of sade may have to go under­ many rewarding phases of telephony ground. The beautiful view of —electronics, development engineering, our serene campus need not be design, manufacturing production, plant marred if an underground garage engineering, or some other. You may be is constructed. Since SMU has eligible for financial assistance to help gone to much trouble to provide defray the cost of graduate or other viewing space for visitors (quad­ study from the very first day. Choose rangle between Atkins and the engineering, science or any course that Student Center) surely they will is appropriate to your job or that adds not quibble over this proposi­ to your ability to accept greater respon- - tion. Less complaining might re­ sibility, and the Company will refund sult if tickets were given to to you up to $250 a year for tuition. those students who are so in­ (You'll note from the map on this page considerate as to park at strange that Western Electric's work locations (and we do mean strange) are well situated in terms of major pop­ ulation areas. That means that many of mm the nation's best schools are close by.) Religious Seminar Plus values, like the new Tuition Re­ fund Plan, give Western Electric engi­ neers many opportunities that others Series Begins at 8 never have. There's specialized training First in a series of ten weekly both in the classroom and on the job... public seminars on The Study of a formal program of advanced engi­ Comparative Religion, will start neering study that includes full-time, at 8 p.m. Friday in Room 311 of off-job courses of up to 10 weeks' dura­ JOHN MORAN, who joined Western Electric's engineering staff at the Kearny, N. J., Works recently, Selecman hall at SMU. tion ,.. a retirement and benefit program is now studying for his M.S.M.E. under the new Tuition Refund Plan. Western Electric expects to Title of the first seminar will refund the tuition for John's graduate study at the Newark College of Engineering this year. be "Introduction to Comparative | that's one of the best known and most Religion Study," and will be fol­ liberal in industry...low-cost life insur­ lowed on subsequent Friday1 ance that would appeal to any mian with cable were tailor-made—there's a con­ our telephone job, or working on a nights, in the following sequence, his eye on the'future. And of paramount stant need for new products and new major defense project like guided mis­ by studies of the Sabean Re­ importance is the chance to work processes. Two-thirds of the equipment sile systemis—with Western Electric you ligion, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, alongside top men in the field of we make today for the Bell telephone can expect to grow! Judaism, Buddhism, Christianity, communications. companies is of types developed since For your copy of our College Tuition Islam, the Babi Religion, and the There's a good deal^pnore for which World War II. •- Refund Plan booklet and additional in­ Baha'i Faith. there isn't space here. Why not write us This series of studies is under I Besides telephone work, Western formation about Western Electric write: the sponsorship of the Baha'i or contact your placement office to Electric—over the years—has been re­ College Relations, Room 1029, Western Committies of the Park Cities schedule an interview when Bell System sponsible for a continuous flow of de­ Electric Company, 195 Broadway, New and Dallas, and is open to the] representatives visit your campus. fense jobs for the government such as York 7, N. Y. public without charge. As one of us, you'd help engineer-the the Nike guided missile manufacture, distribution or installation- system and the DEW If all the freshmen in the world I of the equipment needed for the nation­ Line. were placed in a line holding wide communications network of 49 hands, they would reach more There's plenty of room million Bell telephones. than halfway across the ocean. for advancement.. .what­ t A lot of upperclassmen are in Here—where transistors were first de­ ever your field of spe­ favor of this scheme. veloped for production; where repeaters cialization. So—whether for the new transatlantic telephone you'd be helping with SPEEDY'S TIXACO SERVICE

Mockingbird at Airline M MANUFACTURING LOCATIONS • DtSTRtlUTING HOUSES Open 6:30 a.m* until 4 WSTAUATION AREA QfflCtS 12 nidiigkt Western Western Electric has major manufacturing plants located at For Free Pick-up and Chicago, III., Kearny, N. J., Baltimore, Md., Indianapolis, Ind., DtUrit Allentown, Pa., Winston-Salem, N. C., Buffalo, N. Y., North MANUFACTURING AND SUPPLY UNIT Of THE BELL SYSTEM Andover, Mass. Distribution Centers in 30 cities. Installation Phone LA6-6407 headquarters in 16 cities. General headquarters: 195 Broadway, Hew York, N. Y, Also Teletype Corporation, Chicago 14, Illinois Friday, March 15, 1957 Poll Indicates Student Opinion Of Billboards Evenly Divided BY BARBARA EMMETT flowers," added Carolyn Creel. "Why not have forums, so the The colorful haze ai election "They're too silly bunched up." students could see the candi­ campaign billboards will invade Judy Carpenter stated that she dates?" he asked. "They should the Hilltop again soon! Student thought the politicians could not have posters, because some Council elections have been set have fewer and more intelligent . people have more ability and for April 30, with April 12 the posters." time to spend on them. Students last day for filing. Charlotte Walters contended should attend forums to hear Each candidate is allowed to that the billboards certainly the candidates speak. If there spend $25 on his campaign pos-' stimulate competition. However, is not even that much interest, ters. He must turn in an expense she thinks they are definitely a then we should just appoint account to the election chairman, hazard, because people stumble council officers and members." who is Bob Thomas this year. over them. Another athlete, David Mussle- Students questioned on the "I would suggest they limit the white declared that election pos­ effectiveness of the billboard number of posters, so that each ters increase interest in the cam-! jungle of propaganda were student could make bigger and paign. Vencil Shively thinks that completely divided on the issue. better signs," she declared. if they have to have" something, Those who favored the use of Fred Bryson, Student Center they might as well have placards. the colorful persuaders were director, had a suggestion to Rosalie Spencer indicates that almost all agreed that the num­ offer to replace the posters posters are necessary, and they —Campus staff photo by Laughead ber should be cut down. How­ He felt thai candidates might do have a definite influence on ever, they did think that the stage rallies to stimulate en­ THETA'S TO HONOR DEAN 5PRAGINS students who are not well enough The Kappa Alpha Theta's will honor Dean lade Spragins with a posters contributed to interest thusiasm. acquainted with the candidates. faculty tea Sunday. From left to right are Karolyn Kimzey, presi­ in the campaign. "We in the Student Center "But I don't think that as dent of Theta, Dean Spragins, and Jimmie Kill man. Those who opposed the cam­ have always been grateful that many as are ordinarily used are paign signs were somewhat more the Student Council has declared necessary," she concluded. For the Latest in Fashion insistent in their opinions. They the Center off-bounds for pos­ Kay Hendricks asserted that DRESS FABRICS felt that the posters are a waste ters," he added. the general clutter at election Shop the Friendly of time and only clutter the cam­ Davis Moberly had another time is not really effective. pus. They indicated that signs PLAZA FABRIC CENTER recommendation for aspiring of­ "Nobody reads them," offered turn the elections into a popu­ ficers. Bob Knapo. 6829 Slider Plaza LA 8-0930 larity contest, since the only qualification a candidate is judged by is his artistic ability. A realistic. slant on the con­ troversy comes from the office of Stanley Patterson, head of the Buildings and Grounds depart­ ment. "Approximately 24 hours labor, costing about $20-$25 is' spent in clearing the litter from the grounds," he said. Despite this fact, he indicated that the department is not seri­ ously opposed to the billboards. "However, we would appreci­ ate it if people would not tack posters to the trees, because it damages them," he pointed out. ASTRONOMERS! Long sunsets make Dr. Herbert Etzler, head of the you impatient? Do you hate standing German department felt that a few posters by each student around, twirling your telescope, wait­ would do the job better. ing for dark? Cheer up ... now you "Posters add flavor and spirit," can fill that gap! Take out your Luckies he commented, "but I think ob­ servers would like it better if —and you're in for a Twilight High­ there were fewer of them." light! Luckies are out of this world "They look like deformed when it comes to taste. That's be­ Professor: I think you'll have mm cause a Lucky is all cigarette . . . to admit that this is a very ex­ Sffl B tensive course. nothing but fine, mild, naturally good- Student: Yeah, what you don't T~ tasting tobacco that's TOASTED to cover in class, you cover in your taste even-better. Light up a Lucky quizzes. yourself. You'll say it's the best-tast- Judge:" Officer, what makes ing cigarette you ever smoked! you think this student is in- STUCK FOR DOtlOHT toxicated?" Campus Cop: "Well, judge, I .START STICKING! WHAT IS AN ANGRY SUTCHERf WHAT IS A NOISY POLITICAL MEETMG* WHAT IS A HOPKD-UP GONDOIAI didn't bother him when he stag­ gered down the street, or when gf MAKE *25 he fell flat on his face, but when We'll pay $25 for every Stickler we he put a nickle in the mailbox, print—and for hundreds more that looked up at the clock in the never get used! So start Stickling— they're so easy you can think of dozens tower, and said, 'Ohmygosh, I've in seconds! Sticklers are simple riddles lost 14 pounds!' I brought him with two-word rhyming answers. Both in." words must have the same number of syllables. (Don't do drawings.) Send 'em all with your name, address, Cleaner Heaver Raucous Caucus Venice Menace "Psychiatrist to s a d-e y e d JAMES POWELL.' JANES BUTLER, NASTNA BACHNER. college and class to Happy-Joe-Lucky, ALABAMA BOSTON COLL. patient: "My dear man, you have Box 67A, Mount Vernon, N. Y. •ADCIIPFE no complex, you are inferior."

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Headquarters for SMU AFROTC Uniforms Mot* Bath Dutch Clykh Din Win and Accessories HOU.T JENMINSB. 4NNK rBLL. CAROL POST, W. L. BARNER *. OP N. CAROLINA OKLAHOMA COLL. 09 TNI SEQUOIAS raw* BROOKS CUSTOM TAILORS UNIFORMS 215 North St. Paul Street (In the Dallas Athletic > Club Building) R13-6800 "IT'S TOASTED" TO TASTE BETTER . . CLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER! Wo carry a full lino of latest ftylo '"Vv'i Sportswear. •A. T.Cfe »IOBDCT Of AMKIICA'I tBABSKO MAMOrACTUKJUl 0* 4 je &4H (fctmjma Friday, March 15, 1957 Press Releases Lettertorial Publicize Students To the Editor: attenion. Naturally to the 1,300 After reading one of last members and pledges of our 25 SMU Journalists To Attend One hundred and fifty news­ week's Campuses, it occurred to groups, intramurals is a big ac­ papers received publicity releases this reader that it had been quite tivity and should be given ade­ last week which related the news a while since the fraternity in­ quate publicity. Conference at Texas A&M that a home-town boy or girl had tramural standings had been I admit that the various ath­ SMU journalism majors will in which they are interested," he attended the SMU Leadership published. As I was trying to letic contests are given fair cov­ have the chance to "rub elbows" went on to say. conference at Mineral Wells. guess the standing of vmy own erage, but I think that The Cam­ with top-notch representatives in Kicking off the Congress with These releases were sent out by fraternity I encountered the pus sports department is rather their field when they attend the the first session Thursday will be the student press service, a new sports editor. Upon asking why behind times for not publishing annual Southwestern Journalism Walt Kelly, creator of the comic organization sponsored by the the standings had not been pub­ the present standings. congress held this year at Texas strip Pogo. public relations committee of the lished, the sports editor replied What would be wrong in pub­ A&M College on March 21-23. On Friday, the Congress lunch­ Student Council. that he "did not believe in it." lishing these articles of interest Eight prominent leaders in the eon speech, "The World Today," The week preceding the Lead­ This seems to me to be a very about once a month? Thirteen communications field have been will be delivered by William ership releases, articles about abnormal belief. Why is it that hundred people is approximately selected as main speakers to lead Randolph Hearst Jr., president of each of the Rotunda beauties the two Dallas papers publish one-fourth of SMU's enrollment, general discussion groups during the Hearst newspapers. were sent out to their home-town the Southwest conference stand­ so I know that the standings the three-day congress in the Participating schools include papers. ings at least once a week? I would receive adequate atten­ Memorial Student Center. , Hardin-Sim- Anyone interested in working think the reason is because peo­ tion. "Our array of authorities and mons university, University of for the student press service ple are very interested and it is Mickey Kavanagh personalities for this year's Con­ Houston, Louisiana State uni­ should contact Linda Wyman, who the paper's duty to publish things gress offers students in journal­ versity, North Texas State col­ is in charge of the service. of great interest. (ACP)—"Lonely"? asked the ad ism a 'once in a lifetime' oppor­ lege, Oklahoma A&M college, Greek organizations should ap­ The Campus is a school paper in the University of Kansas tunity," said Donald D. Burchard, , Texas point representatives to the com­ and is supposed to publish things DAILY KANSAS. "Meet me be­ president of the Congress this A&M college, Texas Christian mittee to insure complete cover­ that pertain to students and their tween 6 and 11. I'll " whisper year and head of the A&M De­ university, Texas State College age for their members and ac­ activities. It is evident that the partment of Journalism. . for Women, Texas Technological tivities, Miss Wyman said. fraternity and sorority intra­ sweet nothings to you." "Students will get a preview college, University of Texas, Tu- mural program is very well or­ It was an ad for a local radio of these able journalists of the lane university and SMU. l Patronize Our Advertiser^! ganized and attracts great local station. opportunities and problems of almost any communications field Ancestry of Student What's it like to be Traced to Monkey? AN IBM SALESMAN? (ACP)—With the coming of spring a student grows restless. He dreams of picnics, golf, and Selling fo management is perhaps the best training for management, and panty raids. He is the first to put it's the reason Gene McGrew ioined IBM. Today, he possesses a on Bermuda shorts, to sport a thorough practical Business Administration education, responsibility, art summer tie and whistle at the girls. excellent income—all at age 77, Read about an unusual career. That's a college student. And give him a few more hours of i You're Gene McGrew.»* high school Makes first sale 'equality, because they "respect my daylight and the promise of ad­ footballer and class officer. You won a Gene's first sale, to a bank, required training and my business judgment*" scholarship and went through Prince­ ded hours to come and he can thorough study; consultations; a writ­ Future wide open suddenly organize parties or sleep ton in the top third of your class .. # ten recommendation: The climax longer than anyone. managed varsity track... commanded "I'm getting married soon, and I was came, Gene remembers, when he amazed to realize how much security His darkest thoughts are bright an artillery battery in Korea .. submitted his analysis to the vice ened by thoughts of an approach *'When you put a lot of preparation in­ IBM's growth (sales have doubled on president and received that gentle-, the average every five years since ing weekend. The cold war, Mid­ to your career," Gene McGrew feels, man's signature. dle East situation, graduation and "you should expect a iot of opportunityj 1930) and benefits represent. But I active military duty are intangible in return." ' think my real security lies in the objects hidden in the lengthen­ chance to use my own ability fully ing shadows of longer days. Meets IBM representative and freely. There * are nearly 200 Suddenly he feels better. Ex­ Out of the Army in 1953, Gene met Branch Managerships, 15 District aminations aren't so important. an IBM representative. It sounded Managerships and executive positions Dates are easier to get. And the like opportunity. A few interviews in 5 other divisions ahead of me. IBM student gazes out the window later, Gene was sure. Although sales is introducing new machines, systems dreaming—about monkey busi­ ness. was only one of the many jobs he felt and concepts so fast that, every Mon­ And after all is done and said, he could handle, this kind of selling— day, we have a 'new idea' meeting we must conclude that the anthro­ (IBM machines are as much an idea just to keep up."" pologist is right—man did stem as a product)—promised to occupy IBM hopes this message will give from the small version of the every talent he possessed. Besides, you some idea of what it's like to be a ape—commonly known as the he*8 learned that "no other form of salesman at IBM. There are equal monkey. We conclude that this training produces so many top busi- opportunities for E.E.'s, I.E.'s, explains the monkey business that .ness managers." /