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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the The inonW an – Student Newspaper at OpenRiver. It has been accepted for inclusion in The inonW an - 1970s by an authorized administrator of OpenRiver. For more information, please contact [email protected]. May 7,.1974 Volume 50 Number 24 8 pages WINONA STATE COLLEGE 50th year of publication

Concert Next Monday Night Olivia Newton-John Comes To Winona State

Olivia Newton-John, internationally be a greater success in Europe and England popular recording artist, will be coming to than in this country. Olivia was a frequent Winona State College next Monday night. guest on all the major television shows in The concert will begin at 7:30 p.m. and will Britain over the past two years, and now be held in Somsen Auditorium. has taken off on a tour of the United States, accompanied by a seven piece back-up Olivia has been in show business for many band. years, performing with British vocalist Cliff Richard on many of his recordings, Her current hit is "," a and on his television show. However, it was song which has received air play in every not until 1971 that she achieved attention in major market area of the country, and America. This notice came with the could possibly prove to be her biggest hit to success of her single "," a date. Bob Dylan tune which Ms. John turned into a big hit. Doors will open at 7 p.m. Admission is free with a WSC ID. The concert will begin at This was followed by "," 7:30p.m. and the evening is sponsored by a country sounding ballad, which proved to SACC.

OLIVIA NEWTON — JOHN. The popular recording artist will be in concert at Winona • State next Monday night. For more details, see story at , right. Fund Raising Show I Geology Students For African Famine

There is a grave situation prevailing in the cents for students, and one dollar for the I Receive Awards African continent today. A famine public. characterized by some as the worst ever recorded in African history is ravaging the Your 50 cents will save a person's life, and • Dr. Thomas N. Bayer, Head of the Johnson was awarded a fellowship. people of Mauritania in the west, to your one dollz r will save a family. Use your Department of Geology and Earth Science Wisconsin is regarded as one of the top Ethiopia in the east. According to "Time" money for something that is worthwhile, at Winona State College has announced that geology graduate schools in the country. magazine, the famine since it started about such as saving a life of a human being. As four graduates with majors in geology have a year and a half ago, has "claimed perhaps active participants, some churches of been awarded financial assistantships for Miami University of Ohio has awarded a as many as 100,000 lives in Nigeria and in Winona will sponsor persons who are graduate study. teaching assistantship valued at $4900.00 the Sahel..." More than 1,000,000 hungry willing to fast for a day. The date of fasting to Mr. Gregory Nelson. Mr. Nelson will nomads are roaming the Sahel, will be announced on the night of the The University of Wisconsin at Madison teach part time while studying for an . surrounding its cities in futile search for Cultural Show. Everyone is invited to fast. has awarded grants valued at $4500.00 each advanced degree in geology at Miami. He food. Nomads in Chad have been forced to for the coming academic year to Richard P. and his family reside at 629 E. 5th Street, in eat leaves and bark to stay alive. Show us that you care with your presence Emanuel, G. Allen Crawford and Steven D. Winona. and donation. The life of these people could Johnson. Richard is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Some interested clubs about the be saved by your concern. Joseph P. Emanuel, 206 E. Howard, The ramifications of the energy crisis with desperate situation of the hungry people in Winona. Mr. Crawford is from the resulting demand for geologists who Africa, are the Black Student Union, the Bloomington and Mr. Johnson is from seek out and and find fossil fuels and International Student Club, the Students Caledonia. Crawford and Emanuel minerals has made geology a leading field from the Newman Center, the United Vote Today received teaching assistantships and for study at the present time. Campus Ministry, and the Lutheran Student Movement. Polling places for Senate elections will be at various locations on The Black Student Union and the campus, including the cafeteria and International Student Club are presenting a the Smog. Students must have their MPIRG Involved In cultural show on Wednesday, May 7 at 7:30 I.D. to vote. p.m. in Somsen Hall. Donations will be 50 Restoration Effort

by Joe Gartner demolition could proceed.

As the phrase characterizing the Save Mpirg has contributed $304 to the campaign Winona Campaign to be a bunch of in order that the public can be informed "Johnnies-come-lately" was stated by about the choices. This being done through Urban Renewal Director, Dr. William posters, slide shows, videotape, and Finkelnburg, it became very clear to us educational booklets that will illustrate and that our imput was not wanted concerning summarize the case supporting historic the future of downtown Winona. renovation.

What has sprung the origin of the Save Plans have occurred calling for a Winona Campaign seems to be a case of Concerned citizens Day, May 25 at the government not allowing vital citizen input Morgan Block. Present on that day will be in the decision-making process. Mpirg an educational panel or urban renewal and (Minnesota Public Interest Research photographic presentations or booths. Group)at Winona State is working with the Save Winona Campaign not solely for the The organization goals of both Save Winona purpose of saving one building and no more, and Mpirg are to support broad but for the intended ourpose of setting a preservation efforts covering the entire precedent to, either make Winona a city, which vitally includes preservation of "modern-appearing city" (tear down or the Latsch building (on 2nd St.) as a vital deface old buildings) or to allow for first step allowing to preserve Winona's Winona's renovation so that the city may unique heritage. boast of its unique and beautiful rivertown heritage. A slide show will be continously shown from 7 to 10:00 in the student union (ask at Jon Jensvold, and Mpirg staff lawyer has the desk) illustrating the historic aspect of given the group legal advice. He is going to Winona this Wednesday (tomorrow). help the group incorporate to form the "Committee to Save Historic Winona." Students are welcomed to join the group; its a good chance to work with other The Save Winona group will soon be community people who share your petitioning the Environmental Quality determination to become involved in the Council (EQC) to require an environmental decision-making process of our Trail and the Minstrel spring to life, May 6 More on page six. review of the Latsch Block before community.

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Notes The international students of Hong Kong. Send Mom a care Winona State College cordially Send her the FTD Sweet Surprise invite the faculty, staff, and their A special part of the evening will for Mother's Day (May 12th). by Cathy Hoffman packa • e• families and friends to their annual include Arabic song and dance, spring banquet to be held in the east Liberian tribal chants, sounds and The final general meeting will be dining room of Kryzsko Commons beats of Ethiopia, and echoes of held tonight, May 7 at 6:00. The on Saturday evening, May 11, at 6 many other countries around the Sweet Surprise, revision of the constitution and world. arranged, ideas for a final get-together will be p.m. usually available discussed. for less than This year will provide an unusual Tickets may be obtained from the opportunity to experience exotic Student Affairs office, 106 Somsen, If you are interested in going on the food from such places as India, or may be purchased from the canoe trip down the Mississippi on Peru, Norway, Syria, Trinidad, and international students. re0if:V 0 Sunday afternoon, May 19, be sure ' N to sign up immediately. Yearbook Meditation Lecture

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by Mary Amlaw I am comforted to know that the energy crisis is a national problem, and not just The New Editor Today is May 7. limited to WSC guys. In honor of this occasion, I would like to My thanks for my best friend back home, As next year's editor, I am stating my **** **** **** expres s my gratitude for all the good things the only one who writes and does not say, "I support for Winona State's new campus that have happened to me this past year. thought you died." radio station. The possibilities and op- It's somewhat amusing, but irritating, Thank you for roommates who left me a box portunities that have opened up since the Thank you, God, for not letting my when I read such statements as "Sixty apartment catch on fire, despite the fact of Milk-Bone dog biscuits, and a note that ;station became a reality is unbelievable. percent of the American People want that there are 25 fire violations underneath read, "How to get cleaner, whiter teeth in Yet, I do not think many people are President Nixon impeached, but do not my bed alone. just three weeks" ... I hadn't realized... really aware of the possibilities, or the like using the term "impeachment" to importance of students backing the station describe the actions to be taken against I am appreciative for a roommate who does I am glad that the new bar was not named the 100 percent. You are needed as writers, him." not ask me what kind of day I've had. "Right Guard," with bar maids called reporters, and broadcasters, and no pre- "Mona" and bartenders that greet you with "Hi, guy". vious experience is necessary. That is So what else do we call it? I am grateful Burt Reynolds posed for a centerfold, and not Woody Allen. quite some opportunity for those of us Thank you for having Spanky and our gang who think of ourselves as "nobody's". Not calling impeachment, "impeach- Thank you for not letting Ralph Nader, on TV every morning at 7 a.m. Watching The fact is, however, we are all some- ment," is like people having to spell the Gloria Steinem, or the Pope find anything their movies is the highlight of my day. body's, as the success of the campus word "sex" because they are too em- dangerous, sexist, or family limiting in radio station depends on our support. The barrased to say it. drinking beer. And lastly, thank you for letting my programming is still in the developmental roommate get the black eye while we were stage, and it will remain so until our How many people really know the true I am grateful for roommates who allow me in Florida, and not me. ideas come in to help decide what will definition of impeachment? W hat the word to go on sleeping through my morning classes after the alarm goes off. Somebody up there must love me a lot. be, and what won't be, aired. means is to charge an official with "wrongdoings." If "sixty percent of the I have just recently volunteered my "ser- American people" think President Nixon vices", and I admit I was a bit afraid should be charged with "wrongdoings", at first of the thought of being a writer why are they (and that includes us), so or broadcaster. But now, I think it is wishy-washy in expressing their opin- going to be a fun, worthwhile experience, ion? Why all the embarassment? TIME-WARPED and I am really interested in seeing the sort of program you decide to set up. If we truly believe in Nixon's impeach- by Dick Emanuel ment, we shouldn't be feeling so guilty **** **** **** about it. Isaac Asimov is known in science fic- tion circles as The Good Doctor. He is Today is the day to vote for the new **** **** **** also probably the most widely known Student Senate. There wasn't much ex- science fiction figure to those outside citement and controversy this time around, Remember the "good old days," when the field. The reason for both of these but that's not what matters. What is im- we all looked forward to spring? Spring is simple: Isaac Asimov is one of the portant is that we have knowledgeable quarter meant outdoor keggars. It looks nation's best and most prolific science and interested people in the running, and like those days are gone for good, now, writers. as Mark said last week, "don't let your- and I guess that's why this spring just self down" by not voting. hasn't met our expectations. The Good Doctor is fond of recalling his days as an SF fan in the thirties. Even while in his teens, Asimov was writing science fiction stories. He evolv- ed into a first class pro and in the Food Shortages: Golden Age of the forties he was part of John W. Campbell's stable of "As- tounding Stories" writers. This group included Robert Heinlein, Clifford Simak, An Already Starving World Ted Sturgeon, and others, and under Campbell's guidance they were the build- ers of the Golden Age. But while he was The last "extra" grains of wheat and Foundation Trilogy" was voted a Hugo by Mary Bayly writing, Asimov was involved in acedemic oats from Government bins were sold Award in 1966, as Best All-Time SF pursuits as well. He obtained a Ph. D Nineteen-seventy-three was a "bumper last summer. Grain production will have Series. to grow more rapidly than population in biochemistry and became a teacher in crop" year for most of the world. The Boston University. Through the forties because rich nations are buying more Around 1958, Isaac Asimov stopped writ- growing population consumed the entire and fifties, Asimov found himself devoting grain to feed to cattle and pigs to please ing science fiction novels, although he harvest. more and more time to his writing and the meat-eating diets of the world. The continued to write occasional short stor- less time to his scientific research, so average American cut his beef consump- ies. He devoted his energies and talents The world's grain reserve continues to that by the early sixties he was a fulltime tion from 116 pounds in '72 to 109 pounds to writing non-fiction. Asimov has writ- shrink. Hopefully, the 1974 reserve will writer. The Good Doctor retains a title in '73. Pork fell from 67 pounds to 61.5 ten on virtually every science, in num- be enough to feed the world for 29 days. at Boston University and still lectures pounds. erous books, essays and articles. But Four years ago there was a 69-day there every year, but he is a writer by he has also written on other subjects supply; a 95-day supply in 1961. profession now. So we will eat cereal products. But will including history, the Bible, geography, we be able to? Shakespeare, overpopulation and many Five-dollar-a-bushel wheat, over an ex- Isaac Asimov has written many stories others. He has been called the modern tended period of time, will mean that tens about robots, and these have been col- of millions of people will die of starvation. The price of rice rose 103 percent last Renaissance man. year. The price of beans went up 123 lected into two books: "I, the Robot" and "The Rest of the Robots." The so-called The Good Doctor is known for his greg- In 1974 and in years to come, 100 mil- percent. Russian wheat purchases drove world prices up far above what the poor Laws of Robotics were formulated byAsi- arious personality, displayed prominently lion people in India and Bangladesh will mov, and there were so widely accepted in at conventions. But because most of his die of starvation. If the weather is favor- hungry nations can afford and made wheat science fiction that they were unstated SF was written before the advent of Hugo able, India's crop for 1974 is expected so scarce that American bakers are predicting a bread shortage this sum- in most stories. The Laws of Robotics Awards, he never received a Hugo, ex- to match that of 1971. India now has 40 included directives programmed into ro- cept for the special one for "The Foun- million more mouths to feed. mer. Furthermore, droughts have af- fected the North American continent bots preventing their harming human be- dation Trilogy." This "oversight" was a ings, and they form the framework, the frequent target for Asimov's humor. But Food riots in Bolivia, Ethiopia and India roughly on a 20-year cycle. The next drought is due in the 1970's. rules in which the conflict of the stories last year, "The Gods Themselves," As- are now common. It is foreseen that 10 may exist. Asimov also wrote two robot imov's first SF novel in about 15 years, to 15 Governments may fall because of Yes, steak eating Americans can step novels involving robot-detectives called won the Hugo Award for Best Novel of these riots. down to a diet of hot dogs and hamburg- "The Caves of Steel" and "The Naked the Year. The novel is concerned with a ers. The poor American who is already Sun." scientific discovery which enables man to But what is the outlook for the United tap an alternate universe for unlimited States--the Bread Basket of the World? living on hot dogs and hamburgers face price increases of 34 and 28 percent, In the early fifties, The Good Doctor energy, solving our energy problems for- The 50 million acres of unfilled Amer- wrote three novels known as "The Foun- ever. There is a fatal flaw in the pro- ican farmland which the Government paid respectively. If the poor American steps down to a diet of rice and beans, what dation Trilogy." The story concerns the cess, however, and the story deals with farmers to keep idle are now back into fall of a future galactic empire, and one scientist's attempt to alert the world production. A few years ago we dumped pressures would be put on those already depending on rice and beans as their the means by which the barbaric period to the danger. "The Gods Themselves" and burned "extra" crops. We sold wheat main diets? between that fall and the establishment is well-written and timely, and is an to Russia; we gave wheat to poor coun- , of a new empire is minimized. Vast in excellent example of science fiction with tries facing disasters. How does America Politicians have declared a three-way scope, with clever plot twists, "The the emphasis on science. stand in 1974?

page 5 ' Feels Graduation letters Requirement Is Rediculous

In my two and one half years as a things which I had long ignored in the student at W.S.C. I was very active - on realm of the deep meanings behind some campus and was the president of the of the great classical and contemporary Veteran's club in 1972-73. I left the works. He, too, was canned. Gives . Levee college with a 2.90 average. For my 2 1/2 years in college I wanted I finished my last quarter of school in to salvage some honor for my efforts, November of last year totally disgusted so I applied for my associate of arts with the situation at the college. The degree. My records were reviewed by Bar Awards main reason was because of the fact that Stephen Twenge at the registrar's office when you are a member of the Geology and he said that I had completed the department at W.S.C. you are required requirements for my degree and every- TO THE EDITOR: this honor, as both are equally popular to be a "social member" first. That is thing was in order. However one has to with the men. merely ?A-tending to your studies is not be enrolled at the college in the quarter We would like to award those people who enough, one has to be in tight with the prior to graduation, so I would have to have made it obvious during the past year Phil Mushmouth wins the award for Best administration. This idea is, in my op- see a Dr. Warner for a possible waiver the various and entertaining college bar Actor. He's WSC's two-timer, the man inion, a pile of crap; I had seen too of the requirements. I could foresee no games that we have all seen and been a of many words and false face. He gives much of it while in the service and upon problems with receiving the waiver be- part of. free lessons, too. discharge was ready if not downright ing that I was dealing with intelligent anxious to leave the "brown-nosing" to administrators and that they would see The first award for Best Director in But the most exciting award of all is the officers and gentlemen of the U.S. the absurdity of the situation. Dr. War- Foreign Moves, goes to Denny Pinch. for Best Screen Play, and this goes to the Air Force. As it turned out, we ideal- ner gave me a flat "no" for the reason" Pinch has demonstrated time and time Warrior's Function Team. The members ists as usual got raked over the coals. that (and I quote) "I have never given a again his exactness and accuracy in shots of this new impressive team, coached waiver yet and I don't intend to; as long at unsuspecting females. by "S", are shaping up just fine. They I am not putting down the entire in- as the rule stands as such I will enforce will be back in action tonight as the Levee, stitution, mind you. My first encounter it. ' So I replied "In other words, if I The next award is for Best Supporting with warm-ups beginning at 10 .m. with the college was when I was in register for a one credit volleyball class Actor. This little gem most gladly goes to Southeast Asia and was writing letters which I will never attend and will there- Dave Handle. Handle likes to lean Not to be overlooked, Honorable Mentions to various colleges. One reply from the fore receive an N.C. for, then and only . up then can I graduate even though my re- against the bar, next to Denny Pinch and go to Joe Puffachest and Dave Showahair many which I received stood out in par- together they rate the surrounding area. for being extra attractions, and to Chuck ticular. It was a personal letter from a quirements are already satisfied." He Spacedout for breaking up everybody and Mr. Robert Ethier which aroused my replied yes, that is what I would have to There is a tie for Best Actress. Sweetie everything he comes in contact with. interest in Winona State. In the ensuing do. It is certainly comforting to know Hopalap and Kis Another's Hubby share "WASP" months there were many problems which that in higher education one can deal arose from being on the other side of the with rational human beings. Catch-22 world trying to swing an acceptance to was not so fictional as I was led to be- a college in a town which I knew nothing lieve. about. Over the course of about eighteen months, the longest I waited for a reply So I will see all of you in the Phy Ed was a week. This is incredible consider- line at 1st summer session where I Praises WSC will sign up for a volleyball class which ing that I never even received an initial response from about one out of five col- I Do Not Need, and which I will never leges which I wrote to. Indeed, Mr. attend, in order that I may receive a Ethier was the reason why Winona looked degree in Higher Education. so appealing. To make a long story short, Tennis Team I came to Winona to find that this same MARK J. MICHAUD man was getting the axe for reasons which nobody cared to explain. I wish to take this opportunity to express always reflect the true results of the the appreciation of both myself and my competition. Let me assure you that After being in college for nearly a year This week's Winonan players to your tennis coach, Bob Gun- Winona State was well represented and I signed up for "Types of Literature," ner, and to the members of the Winona left us with a most favorable impress- taught by Mr. David Gross. I have never DISTRIBUTED State varsity tennis team for their par- ion of your coach, players and institu- met a man before or since then who in- BY ticipation and friendship during our re- tions. We look forward to inviting your spired me more and caused me to do cent indoor invitational tennis tourna- team to our tournament in the future something which I had really never done EMPIRE ment, April 8-10. and hope conditions will allow their at- before: think. He opened my mind to tendance. DOUG GOAR The score of a tennis match does not Tennis Coach UW -LaCrosse I.M. Chairwomen Get Set! Extend Thanks

Due to scheduling of varsity practices women, would like to extend heartfelt this spring, Women's IM softball has suf- thanks to these people. fered a shortage of umpires. If it weren't for the generosity of Kay Guyiak, Stella Also, a big "thank you" to Rex Raine Sexton, Collen Sutten, and Cathy Ingval- who added bagging to our equipment, son, softball would not be the success despite his already overloaded schedule! it is. W e, the Intramural Softball Chair- KATHY LeiTOURNEAU KATHY MORAN

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Fir 507 452 1900 55987 42 world troupes at anh insird to join bicentennial New York Times Service by Mary O'Neill Kostume Froken and capture the exuberance of a child Propenstrudel catch the spell and with a talent and discipline of A U.S. Bicentennial World Theater Trudi and the Minstrel sprung to catch the wind of Von Grudelstein, seasoned actors. Festival, which in 1976 would bring life. A play for the child in all of us and you will too. to the United States 42 of the world's is playing May 6-10, 1:00 and May 9- Kathleen Sexton, Trudi has leading institutional and 10 at 7:30 p.m. This is the 5th year that Ms. Fusillo appeared in the past two spring commercial theater companies, and players have brought live productions at WSC. She has toured was announced this week by Once an English folktale, Allen theatre to 3300 Winona and area with Children's Theatre of the Mind Alexander Cohen, Broadway Cullen the author has transformed children. To be a part of this giggle and has played leading roles in the producer who is executive this story to a new Gothic and shriek call the ticket-mutter Winter One Acts, No, No, a Million producer of the festival. extravaganza. With music by for reservations, 457-2121. Times No, and Theatre of the Mind. Roderick Horn, the action revolves "The World Theater Festival will and spins about and under an be the theater's major contribution ancient medievel Von Grubelstein to the bicentennial," Cohen said. estate. The festival will cost approximately $5 million, he said, Dazzling and delightfully directed with the first year's budget of by Ms. Vivian Fusillo, the cast of 30 $153,000 jointly provided by the sing and dance and deftly portray last year in Alice in Wonderland. He is a member of Children's American Revolution Bicentennial often daffy characters. Ms. Fusillo Administration and "an anonymous is assited by Craig Schom. Theatre of the Mind and has appeared in the Winter One Acts private donor." When Trudi (Katie Sexton) is and Theatre of the Mind. This winter he directed and Negotiations are under way with, wakened by Peter Pumpernickel among others, the National Theater (Dean Kephart) they set off a- choreographed No, No, a Million Times No. He will be Wenonah of Great Britain, the Royal wandering -- but! - wandering leads Shakespeare Company, Comedie into the baroness' Von Players president for 1974-75. Francaise, Vienna Bufgtheater, Grubelstein's (Lynn Deutschman) Oslo, Teatro domain. The scene in the castle is Rothbart, played by Kim Mills is National Theater of Stabile of Genoa (Italy), Habimah most jolly and mirthful with the second creature of the underworld he has played. He was a Theater of Israel, Cameri Theater Rothbart, a troll (Kim Mills) of Tel Aviv, Greek Art Theater of sharing a dance with Trudi. But the dwarf in the Hobbit. A member of the Children's Theatre of the Mind, Athens, the Schiller Theater of trouble begins to bubble with Berlin, Kabuki Theater of Japan, Seigfried's (Lazz) loving glances he was in No, No and Theatre of the Mind this year. Kim has also been Yugoslav Drama Theater of towards a country *rtititOltetti! The Belgrade, Piccolo Teatro of Milan baroness is upset. The Baroness is very active in Dance Theatre at WSC and College of St. Teresa. (Italy) and Narodni Divadlo, the furious! The Baroness reads of the national theater of Prague. noble and the not so noble fated! She leaps and bounds to prevent the Lynn Deutschman, Baroness, uses her vast vocal range in this Cohen also plans to import future from coming true. This commercial theaters,- such as the cannot be! She wails! characterization. As a member of the choir she has sung many leading Folies Bergere and Brian Rix's Whiteall Theater, as well as Trudi and Peter try very hard to roles in opera and musicals experimental theatrical companies say farewell to this not-so-pleasant including Amal, and The Night Visitors and 1776. from around the world.The various -anymore castle but bound will play in New York (on downward to the cavern of a very groups clean, very hungry dragon (Randy Lazz is Seigfried, probably the and off Brodway) and then tour to finestactor - technician at Winona other major American cities, Stewart). Just as they feel that Toronto, and the Stratford hard-to-digest fate, they bungle into State. He played the leader dwarf in the Hobbit, and was in the Winter Shakespeare Festival (Ontario). a horde of zzzinging trolls sporting The performances will be bubbles. One Acts this year. His technical ability has brought numerous sets subsidized by the nonprofit, tax exempt Theater Festival. Adventures connive twisting and from bits of lumber to towering tricking and tickling and traveling forests and gloomy castles. Children's Theatre as a distinct art This summer she will be playing To assist him Cohen has assembled about a countryside populated by a board of advisers that includes gypsies cavoring in the sun. The form is directed toward that with Children's Musical Theatre LuEtt Rahn, a troll, has written, Wagon touring the midwest area. directed and acted in WSC Theatre. Ingmar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, choreography for the gypsies was magnificent excited innocent in Yehudi Menuhin, Sir John Gielgud by Betty Kollas. everyone. Players of "Trudi" are She directed the One-Act Comings Dean Kephart, as Peter and Goings and has worked with and others. Among those on the particularly deft in this medium. board representing U.S. regional Directed by Ms. Fusillo, they Pumpernickel, played the knave Theatre of the Mind. The Mermaid With Barons and Brothers and a theaters is Michael Langham of the King with no head behind them, played Rose Kader had been away from thetheatre for some time but Minnesota Theatre Company. Seigfried, Peter and Trudi gather Cohen said the companies of the invisibly down by the sea to returns to bring her unique talents with her. She appeared in the Hobbit regional representatives probably convince a sexy, shapely, stuck-in- would tour the United States. the-rocks mermaid (Rose Kadera) and Theatre of the Mind 72-73. and her octobus (Santha Fusillo) to There are also 25 other creative Cohen said he was hopeful that he help them. million and talented people who bring their would raise the entire $5 Classified ad rates: $1 for first 15 from private and public sources. In At last the tale winds down and words. Each additional word $.05. Classified ads own particular state presence to "Trudi". Each addition to the initial $153,000 he happily so - vanishing with a song All ads should be sub- said he had already raised half of into mmemory. mitted to 101 Phelps or call 457- MEN! WOMEN! Jobs on Ships! No chracterization is full of the quirks and touch of a real-but-bigger the $404,000 required for next 2158. Ads must be paid in advance. experience required. Excellent year's budget. Other cast members include: Steve pay. Worldwide travel. Perfect person who lives within the audience imagination. Bergen, Larry Nost, Lauri Hura, + ++ + + + + + + + ++++ + summer job or career. Send $3.00 The festival is scheduled to begin in Derk Nekson, Rebecca Carlson, for informatioon. SEAFAX, March 1976 and to run until the end LuEtt Rahn, Blain Ma rcou, Corrine Department FF-2. P.O. Box 2049, of the year. Elseth, Kathy MCKenzie, Hamed HELP WANTED Port Angeles, Wash. 98362. TYPING DONE Araghi, Thom DeZeil, Phil Johnson, Jeannine Karn, Julie MEN OR WOMEN over 21 with Anderson, Andrew D'Aqcusto, access to auto. We need people TYPING DONE - fast service, Gillund and Shari and FOR SALE Randy • throughout 5-state area to explain reasonable rates. Professional PERSONALS Siobhan Fusillo. public school teacher retirement. looking papers and application Options available. Full or part- letters get better grades and more Trudi and the Minstrel is charming time -- will adjust work schedule to FOR SALE - 1960 Navy Blue VW effective results. This service PREGNANT AND DISTRESSED? entertainment. Set designs by your availability. Call collect 701- Van 4,000 miles on engine. May be available for both summer We can help you. Free confidential, Jacque Reidlebvrger transfrom the 293-9091 after 6 p.m. for more seen on campus or by calling 452- sessions; why perspire over a hot non - sectarian service. Call barren boards to a musical age of information. 4726. typewriter? Call 454-5631. BIRTHRIGHT, 452-5590. long ago. Bright and whimsical

page 7 The Arts By Katie & Paul Concert Band To Feature BILLY JACK Work of Local Composer TOM LAUGHLIN • DELORES TAYLOR

WED, STAT E The Winona State College Concert presentation was done by Donna Band, under the direction of Mazzarella, a student at the Richard J. Lindner, will present its College of St. Teresa. Dancers spring concert on the evening of include John Deutschmann, Blaine Mother's Day, Sunday, May 12. The Marcou, Donna Mazzarella, Marita PRETTY SALLY MAE concert is scheduled at 8:15 p.m. in McEnery, Monica McAndrews, IS DEA D... BUT THE the Performing Arts Center. Kim Mills and Mary Weinberger. 013.e "Its' WORST HASN'T The concert is open to the public - rd VVIN HAPPENED TO Two special features will be HER YET! presented in this program. A new no admission. id4Ni composition by a Winona musician, composer and teacher, Jerry Cr/sZts Lehmeier will receive its first 601e* performance. The three movement 40 work, entitled Norland Suite, was composed and scored for concert Walkathon band by the composer. .Jerry Lehmeier is a string instructor at Winona Junior High School and has a number of compositions to his Kick-off credit both published and unpublished. United Cerebral Palsy of Minnesota is sponsoring its second The second feature is Walter annual 20 mile walkathon in Dan will perform a variety of styles Piston's The Incredible Flutist, a Up and Co. presents its last including jazz blues, Bob Dylan, Winona. The date is Saturday, May Outhouse (Coffeehouse) of the ballet suite which will be 11, 1974. The kick-off ceremonies and his own originals. performed with dancers. The season tonight, May 7 at 8:00 and are 8:30 at the Winona Senior High 9:30 in the Union Smog. original ballet was performed in School. Walkathon sponsor sheets The Smog snack bar will be open 1938. The six episodes for concert until 9:00 for refreshments. are available in the Lucas lobby. Featuring Dan Hall at the piano, the band were selected from eleven For more information, call 452- sections of the original work by evening promises to provide an DOUBLE FEATURE 3878. If you enjoy the music of good piano Piston. Choreography for the WSC easy and relaxing atmosphere to playing and coffeehouse listen to music. "BAMBOO GODS" atmosphere, we'll see you at the and Outhouse! "IRON MEN" Poetrti Corner WED. WINONA 11111111•11111111■111111111111111111111111M

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I drift in and out of the cosmos On a balloon in the sunwarm air. A NORMAN JEWISON Film 'JESUS CHRIST Lifted beyond egg misshapen clouds, Ull 21® being billowed and blown and then SUPERSTAR" ORIGINAL WESTERN A Universal Picture Technicolor Hitting pockets of nothing to float Todd-A0 35 Q€11311. Back down to where I lie, JACKET On a pink wrinkled blanket STARTS On the near damp earth. WED,

Green Spring giggles at my toes, PG And everywhere by body finds Beyond this pink patch is JOANNE WOODWARD Scratched by the soft spring green., "SUMMER WISHES, WINTER DREAMS" I live in each breath while time, Becomes smaller than a place Originally designed and built for a tough duty - now a On a map; all that is fashion item too - Levi's authentic, shaped-to-fit jacket in pre-shrunk denim, corduroy, seersucker and linnen. I s green and breathing the sky. Match up with a pair of Levi's jeans for a great "style Wed., Thurs., Fri., Sat. suit" at small money. "BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE" No matter how tired of herself and PG This Earth becomes, She never "LET GOOD TIMES ROLL"

Fails to cheer up on April Sun., Mon., Tues. Afternoons with the wind not STREISAND Wispering and let those of REDFORD Us who wish to worship Her a Lay gently down to be Hugged AT NASH'S THE WAY WE WERE and In the spring-kissed air, Fourth and Center Liv Ullman Denny "FORTY inCARATS" PG 21111111111■11111111.111.1.11111111S

page 8 Klaja Huettl Leads NIC

Freshman Mike Huettl maintains Dick Sauer share 4th place in runs the NIC 's conference batting lead at scored. Doug Sauer is 3rd in the SPORTS Places conference for the most a .545 mark. Jeff Fleck ranks 2nd and in the top 10 in hitting at .435, sac rifices(2). Don Stumpff is third at .421, and Southwest Downs Warriors Jeff Youngbauer is 7th at .346. Winona continues as the best hitting First team among their conference comrades with a .346 team WSC's three game series with in the top of the 9th. Huettl hit his Huettl also paces the NIC in base Luke Klaja, a physical therapy hits (12) and RBI's (9). Terry average, ranking 5th in the country. Southwest State this past weekend 2nd home run of the game, and Jeff major, won the 1974 YMCA The Warriors also rank 7th in team began with Friday's 12-10 victory Radke slammed a homer, his 2nd of Brecht and Stumpff are tied at 5th National Weightlifting for RBI's. Huettle, Dave Linbo, and fielding with a .960 mark. for the Warriors. Building a 6-0 the year. Championship, held in MilWaukee, lead early in the game, which Wisconsin on April 27. included home runs by Terry Winona's winning streak came to an &hind ae Cue Brecht and Mike Huettl, the end on Saturday, however, as the Klaja competed in the 198 lb., or Warriors lost it in the 7th inning as Warriors dropped a pair to Middleweight class, but weighed in Southwest pushed ahead, 9-7. The Southwest, 7-4 and 4-2. WSC is now as the lightest competitor at 191 • Mustangs picked up another run in tied at first place with Southwest in lbs. the eighth, and WSC went scoreless the NIC baseball conference race. If you like pool you will love this course. until the Warriors scored five runs Olympic lifting consists of two lifts, the "snatch", and the "clean It will work miracles for you. It is designed to teach and jerk." Klaja competed lifts of you how to become an expert at this fascinating game. 248 lbs. in the snatch,' and 369 lbs. It will improve your game 200% or more. This course in the clean and jerk. WSC Women's Take Two is designed for the beginner and the experienced play- In winning the 198 lb. division, ers. It's designed for those of you who has a pool inning of the nightcap on Bigalk's Klaja also accumulated enough Winona - State's women's bases loaded triple. A two run spurt table and those who don't. The course is in eight (8) intercollegiate softball team team points to bring home the 3rd was needed in the seventh to break a place national team trophy for the sessions all with illustrations and easy t o follow opened its season by sweeping a 6-6 tie. doubleheader against the Winona YMCA. instructions. The eight (8) sessions are selecting your Dr. Martin Luther team at the Karen Feye scored the winning run Klaja's nexttournament will be the cue, proper stance, stroke, straight in's, angles, rail Athletic Park April 27. on a bases-loaded walk, and Merg Minnesota Open Weightlifting shots, bank shots, how to use english, drawing a ball, Schmidt tallied the insurance run Championship, held in St. Paul on Winona won the first game 2-1, on an error. how to break, patience, sportsmanship and much much despite getting just two hits, and May 25. took the second, 10-8, on the more... To my knowledge there has never been a com- strength of a seven-run burst in the plete course offered in this ever growing fascinating bottom of the sixth inning. game called pool. The complete course is yours for Pat Bigalk went the distance on the only $24.95. mound the first game, giving up just Take Ronald four hits, walking three and striking out two. Jo Bailey and Pat Mail to: BEHIND THE CUE BALL Bigalk got the only hits in the McDonald to the Post Office Box 10308 opener for Winona. Dallas, Texas 75207 Lynne Carey picked up the victory El Please send me copies of BEHIND on the mound in the second game. bathroom with you. THE CUE BALL at $24.95 each, I enclose Barb Schutt, Glee Baade ad and Miss Bailey each had two hits for On Other Places. check or money order. the winners, while teammate Karen Feye belted a triple. I Please send me copies of BEHIND THE CUE BALL at $24.95 each. I am In their second outing of the season, Winona met the Minnesota Gophers interested in being a distributor in the on their home field, April 30. area. Again, Winona swept the double Please indicate the city, town, county or header with game scores of 9-4 and 8-6. state. A representative of BEHIND THE CUE BALL will contact you within 15 days Winning pitcher Pat-Bigalk (2-0) II you find your bathroom provided WSC with the deciding boring. this is the cup for you. after we receive your order to explain how It's sleek Its genuine plastic. runs in the fifth inning with a two It's bright yellow. It s you as a distributor can increase your income RBI single. Nancy Lince and Bryce also free with the purchase of any 16-oz soft drink. and have fun while doing it, with no invest- Carlson also added singles in the You II you it seventh inning. ment except for the course you purchase for yourself. WSC blasted four runs in the first mcoonaid's U Ue •• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 1620 Service Drive • • • The • • • • • • COIMITRI • TAKE A BREAK! • Fill your nites with the great entertainment at the • MISSISSIPPI QUEEN! • • you do after that • Boogie from sundown to 1:00 a.m.What • is up to you!! 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