I COEWITY Of MIAMI Lowe Art Gallery To Construct $100,000 Wing 8-Year Wait * Nets Exhibit A $100,000 wing will be built onto the Joe and Em- The Mia urncane ilv Lowe Art Gallery on Vol.. XXXVI. No. 10 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI CORAL GABLES, FLA. DECEMBER 2,1960 campus to house a perman­ ent art collection which has been sought for eight years, AND OFFICER STUDY it was announced this week. | Paintings from the famous j Samuel H. Kress Collection are expected here shortly before the USG Proposes Amendments new wing opens next November. The building plans, now be­ ing completed, provide for two large rooms, divided hy a Allowing For Impeachment marble archway. The wing will he located in the gallery's pres­ By LEONARD TEEL added to make the constitution A 70 per cent vote of the 14 ent garden area. Hurricaie NfWi IttUt more functional. council members (10) would be A move to plug up loop­ necessary to remove the de­ Funds for the construction will "If a constitution is to be the fendant from office. be donated equally by the Joe holes in the Undergrad­ rules by which you plan on and Emily Lowe Foundation and j uate Student Government governing yourselves, then the Another method of initiating gallery benefactor Mrs. Nino Bis- j constitution was put in answers to every question must impeachment proceedings is by petition of 40 per cent of the so. a member of the UM Board of j be in it," explained Max Suda­ motion Monday. council members. Trustees. kow, USG Council Representa­ One major proposal would tive from the Engineering The collection was awarded to provide for impeachment of School. In either case, an impeach­ Ihe Lowe Gallery following eight student officials. A second pro­ ed officer "may file an appeal "It is the duty of the writers years' negotiations between Uni­ FLYING HIGH in the breeze near South Memorial is a dummy posed amendment is aimed at with the Board of Review" to anticipate problems that versity officials and the Kress of head football coach Anils Gustafson. Along with other com­ determining more clearly the which passes on all student Foundation Board of Trustees. ments painted on UM's sidewalks urging Gus to "go home." qualifications and responsibili­ might arise," he added. government actions. it skeins someone had lo keep the "tradition" alive: Gus has ties of student officers. UM President Jay F. W. The impeachment amend­ The second amendment to the Pearson and Gallery Director bean hung in cfligy foi the past four \cars Sec sports editor's Both proposals will be vot­ ment states that "any member comments, page 14. constitution prescribes the gen­ C. Clay Aldridge represented ed on by the council within nf the student body may in­ eral responsibilities of the USG the I'niversity. three days. They were drawn itiate impeachment proceed­ president, vice president and up and presented at Uie ings by filing a written com­ treasurer. Among considerations in se­ weekly meeting by William plaint . . . with the secretary lecting cities to receive parts of , Fire Marshall Hunting It adds the qualification that Cornell, USG attorney gen­ of the council." Ihe vast art collection were suit- each of these officers "shall be eral. Th. council would then ap- at least a junior as of the Sep­ The impeachment clause was San Sebastian Arsonist point a special committee to tember after election." "investigate the complaint and The proposal also delegates A deliberately-set fire in San Sebastian Men's Resi­ prosecute." dence Hall has brought Florida authorities into that Baud, Twirlers the director of student activi­ The council itself can then try ties as secretary "without vot­ dormitory's set of continuing disturbances. the accused. ing power." "While we can't be completely' Will Go To sure that the person who set the ers out into the night. Two pumo fire was a UM student, we are wagons, one hook-and-ladder Guatemala acting under that assumption," truck and one emergency truck The UM Band of the Hour and i said Phillip Campbell, assisting were on hand from the Cora' the Hurricanettcs this week be- I dean of men. Gables Fire Department to quell gan preparing for the Centra! "This fire was no prank." the by-then smoldering blaze American Fair in Guatemala, said Campbell. "The state fire This is the third reported fire March 10-20. marshal! isn't looking for a at the dormitory this semester, The Guatemalan government, college 'jokester': he's after a said Campbell. However, he which is sponsoring the band's pointed out that only the last PRESIDENT PEARSON criminal arsonist." trip, sent an invitation to UM fire is known to have been de­ Helps- Secure Exhibit President Dr. Jay F. W. Pearson. \ When the authorities find the liberately set. pcrson(s) responsible for the Nov During its visit, the band will able housing, assurance of ade­ 20 blaze, said Campbell, he (or San Sab has been the scene perform some of the half-time j of quate maintenance and protection thev) will be expelled from the pranksterism (firecrackers. shows of the past football season, and availability to the commun­ University to face criminal arrest. bomb scares' etc > for the Pasl as well as some of the concert [ ity. two years, reported some of 'he works from its upcoming Febru­ The fire broke out in a Uni- dorm residents. ary state concert tour, said Band One of 18 similar gifts by the versify Bookstore storeroom al ..-,. „ „, , , ,i " i , The men at 0Sa n cSab have Director Fred McCall. Kress Foundation to galleries the men s dorm. . , , ,. _., throughout the country, the col- calmed down greatly. Oh, tnere He said that the band and Hur- Irition coming here will eontiin At 1:44 a.m. that Saturday mor- are probably sUU some jokers ricanettes have also been askr 1 33 paintings and three sculptures ning. the fire alarm went off. j over there," said Campbell, "but to form a basketball team to com- '' by Italian. French and North sending San Sab's 283 male sleep they won't last." pete with Guatemalan teams German artists of the 14th through 18th centuries. The Kress collection, which be­ fore its dispersal was the world's largest private collection of four Are You A Bottle Baby? OK untunes of Italian art, was pur­ chased by the Kress family ovc Miami's top legal expert some 40 years. said yesterday that you CAN tote a concealed bottle of booze into the Orange Bowl Plltll si fill Grill Blood Drive for tonight's UM-Air Force PLOW INC; Ol'T of the shallow* last h\ the dying sun along football game. driftwood-lined shores is our Hurricane Honey, loan 1 ipson. But there's a catch—you I he junior is an art major, and this kind of art is our cup of lea. On Tuesday can't take a sip. UM students will be asked to Richard Gerstein, state's 5 give blood Tuesday to build up attorney for Dade County, Bugs In Bells 'n Buzzers their own reserve or earmark it ; ventured those opinions in for another person. response to a Miami Herald article quoting Florida's At Chairman Fred Berney of Al­ torncy General Richard Er- Bog Down Brain Battle pha Phi Omega, service fraternitv ' virj as saying: said that a few girls will be there ' to hold the boys' hands, if neces- j "Certainly it is illegal for Missing buzzers, bells and lights postponed the first sary. police officers to search University College-sponsored "Battle of Brains" quiz Students can give blood to the . spectators at the stadium tournament. (Orange Bowl) hy merely John Elliott Blood Bank Tuesdav ! Assistant History Professor stopping them as they en­ at 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. in the Student Vaughan Camp, emcee, said that Union. ROTC cadets will have ter." All Gone Now n engineering students are still in their drive the next day at 3'3 . the process of building the vari­ Monday night's Dade p.m. in the Armory- A student told the Hurri­ cane that police made him ous apparatus. County Auditorium perform­ Those under 21 must obtain someone if he had a "visible In separate interviews, as­ ance of Beethoven's Ninth unscrew the top of his binoc­ The tournament was to begin special slips at the Student Union container of liquor." sistant City of Miami attor­ Symphony is completely sold ulars for fear he was con last Monday. Now, the opening Information Booth or at the APO neys John Lloyd and Ed out. announced the UM Sym­ cealing some liquor. This, ac­ "We are there only to pro­ contest of the future weekly quiz Bookstore, Temporary Building Fitzpatrick pointed to City phony office yesterday. cording to Ervin. "would be tect the rights of all citizens." Code 42:25 as the only Miam1 events will be sometime before 94, to be signed by their parents j Tickets are still available unconstitutional." he remarked. ordinance which covers Christmas, said Camp. or guardians. for Sunday night's perform­ dunking in Uie Orange Bowl. HOWEVER, Police Lt. taerstein said the police The 33 teams which were ready ance at Miami Beach Audi­ Richard Meyers, boss of the can legally search some The code, the attorneys for competition decided Tues.lav torium, they said. City of Miami Liquor Squad, said, stalls that it's illegal to on the pairings of teams when Ain't That Sweet? a ana- only if they have a This is the first reading of *-airl that he knew of no such drink liquor in the Orange the contests do begin. Lory Rockwell, a senior Hum- the famous "Choral" Sym­ incident. He said that the warrant or are making an Bowl "before, during or after canette, yesterday was chosen the Groups can still sign up in phony in the Miami area. See police force would search arrest. an event in the stadium." sweetheart of the trombone sec­ Camp's Ashe Building seconr' complete story, page 12. tion of the UM band. floor office. PACE TWO THE MIAMI HURRICANE DKCEMBEB 2. I960

, • • •:• '-"'• • <.OT A SPARK? NEW CONTEST Need Pink USG On LlUUt Pajamas? por Writers A University coed lost a bag containing a pair of pale pink By TON A BOSEM pajamas, and the next day a soft- Undergraduate Student Government is giving awaj spoken lad meekly approached the Lost and Found in the In­ $10 prizes for creative writing. formation Desk of the Student In an effort to spur on UM's latent creative writers, Union and said: USG recently organized the contest in four divisions: "Err . . . those . . . umm . . . poetry, prose, short story and freshman writing. they belong to my sister ! ! !" The contest is open to an) Dozens of rings and bracelets, I'Mer. however the manuscript a mink I inert fountain pen, cashmere sweaters and two un­ Publications must have heen written while claimed Homecoming Dance enrolled here. Deadline for en­ trophies are among the items at tries is March I. I'Mil the laost and Found. Posts Open All staff positions for next se­ Three « inncrs will be selected Tht* most numerous, though, mester's Hurricane and Tempo from each category. First place are glasses (to wear), according to are open. winners will receive tlie the girls of Gamma Sigma Sigma, Students in any academic field award as well as having their service sorority, who run the who wish to coordinate Ihti i shebang. studies with practical journalism articles published in Tempo, stu­ dent magazine. Also in the Lost and Found work should apply to Wilscn Hicks, publications adviser. are Ixioks—ranging from Freud Each of the three winners will to comparative anatomy to Deadline is January 6. receive parchment certificates and I'l.i* Im* Magazine—and stuffed Hurricane positions are editor, publicity, said Eliott Mackle, USG animals. managing editor, news editor, as­ secretary of cultural affairs and sistant news editor, copy editor, acting chairman of the contest. Gamma Sig keeps articles for assistant copy editor, photo edi­ 90 days and then holds a rum­ tor, sports editoi. assistant sports No student may submit more mage sale, with the profits going editor, business manager and cir­ than two entries, and there an­ Student Commission Discusses Food to charity. culation manager. no restrictions on subject Lost students may not be Tempo staff openings are editor, matter. claimed. managing editor, literary editor, All entries must be typed, dou­ arts editor and business manager. And Beer - - To View USG Next & bled-spaced and on standard By FBEDDIE WIGGINS report, compiled by USG repre­ meetings broke down into a typewriter paper. Manuscripts sentative Max Sudakow. question-and-answer session, Lost Passport Come On Sw must 1H> submitted without the The recently-organized Un­ im! author's name and must be ac­ with students querying Dr. A senior life saving course is dergraduate Commission on the AFTEB WITNESS Sudakow companied by a sealed envelope Johns and vice versa, con­ The passport, identification now being offered. Classes will State of the University will left, the commission discussed containing the author's name, ad­ cerning administrative and and visa of Herman Ascanio, begin tomorrow at Venetian Pool. hold its second session Thurs­ the report, asked questions of dress and signature. student operations. UM student from Venezuela, The course will consist of five day, Dec. 15. Dr. Johns concerning the cafe­ have disappeared from his Topics covered in this rapid- lessons. Preliminary elimination will be teria operation, and finally room. 5634 Merrick "C." Topics on the agenda include fire approach included student Interested students should be in made by members of the English an analysis of present student postponed discussion pending further information on the new activities, dorm fees, UM's con­ Being in this country with­ the Student Union tomorrow at Department faculty. Final judging activity fees, Undergraduate struction program, dress regu­ out any papers puts him in 9:30 a.m. For further information will be by established writers Student Government, and lations, and beer in the student a difficult situation. He would call ex. 3257. and poets. men's and women's residence Union. (The answer on beer appreciate it if the holder of halls associations. was no.) the papers would mail them At its first three-hour to his room or to the dean MOST SHOCKING POINT— of the UM Evening Division. combination meeting, hearing at least from the student point Top Honor Societies and bull session prior to the of view—was Dr. Johns' predic­ Thanksgiving holiday, the tion that "by 1967, every major commission discussed various institution will be on a full- University services, among year operation." FISGA them the Student Union Will Hold Confabs Members of the commission cafeteria. are: Kay Nabors, Steve Miller, Two of UM's highest honor so­ Seated around the Ashe Con­ Ken Casanova, Bernie Weiner, Fizzles I Highlight of the day will be a cieties are holding annual con­ ference Table, the 12 student Nancy Hemp, Carol Miliot*, Student Union luncheon. Racially-mixed FISGA fizzled ferences next week. commissioners and Executive Buzz Shubart, Jerry Gardner, to a slow halt, just one week be­ Purpose of Nu Kappa Tau's Vice President Dr. Robert Ted Cheetham, Jary Nixon, fore its first scheduled meeting, Omicron Delta Kappa, highest conference is to present Uni- Johns, heard a cafeteria study Ted Klein and Steve Kogan. last week at the UM. national men's honor society, will J versity women with opportunity hold its High School Leadership Only Florida A&M and the to gain first-hand information— DK. KOBKRT JOHNS Conference next Saturday, Dec. from persons immediately con­ 'Messiah' Gets University of Florida accepted 10. Nu Kappa Tau, their feminine UC To Hear Heads New Group invitations sent out by the Flo­ cerned with the profession counterpart, will hold its Career which they are considering. Beethsoven's 9th Student Union, scheduled for UM Voicing rida Inter-institutional Student Conference for Women on Thurs­ opening sometime in 1962. Government Association, so the day. Dec. 15. meeting was postponed. Florida Following a general assembly— Beethoven's Ninth Symphony Suggestions for reactivating The 110-voice University Chor­ which will feature an adress by State University rejecta?d the offer Members of ODK will form will be studied today at 3 p.m the existing kitchen facilities in al Union will present Handel's i Joan Odell, UM alumnae, now as- and no other Florida colleges panels in the fields of scholar­ at the University College-spon­ women's Eaton Hall were taken "Messiah" next Sunday at 5 o.m. i sistant state's atorney—seminars responded. ship, athletics, debate, fine arts, sored symphony preview. In the into advisement by Dr. Johns. in the Coral Gables First Metho­ will IK* held in various occupa­ student government and publi­ audio-visual room of the Pick Also proposed were food con­ dist Church. A 26-piece orchestra UM student Howard Tisch, tional fields. cations, to meet with five stu­ Music Library. cessions at both men's and wo­ will accompany them. FISGA Vice -Chairman, attribu­ dent leaders from each of All UM women are invited to men's dorm areas. ted the poor response to bad The program is designed to Soloists will be Patricia Caloun, Greater Miami's high schools. the conference. help students better appreciate Undergoing birth pangs, the soprano; Salwa Merrige, contral­ timing in scheduling the meet - classical music. format of the commission to; Philip De Stefano, tenor and ' ing over the Thanksgiving Michael Thompson, chairman Paul Marino, Bass. weekend. of the conference, said that the A Big 'Parade' meeting will be an incentive for Sorority pledges will parade to­ r The Choral Union will be di- "Perhaps FSU was under the high school students to consider j rected by Glenn Draper. morrow night at the Deauville j misapprehension that we are try- the UM when making college Hotel. They will perform the passion I ing to foster integration," Tisch plan. The annual "Pledges on Pa­ Going My Way? and resurrection sections of the explained. The high school leaders and rade" is sponsored by Delta Phi "Messiah" as well as the Christ­ He said that another FISGA their ODK advisors will meet in Epsilon social sorority. It will in­ As an annual public service, the Hurricane will help mas portion. | meeting will be scheduled for morning panel sessions and will troduce pledges of UM's sorori­ people hitch up. Admission is free. next spring. tour the campus in the afternoon. ties to the actives and their dates. No, not get married! We mean help you find rides home for Christmas vacation. If you need a ride or have room in your Pierce Arrow for riders, fill out this blank and bring it to the Hurricane office in the Student Union by Monday. We'll publish the complete list next week—and then it's up to you.

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Address: Witt •» Dai Halm I III UI WAS JOY in the hearts of Hurricane editors Monday yearbook, the Ibis. One of these seven will have that honor. night. For parading through the 'Cane office toward the judges They are (from left to right): ludi Roehm, Amelia Harrell, Phone Number: in the Student Union Upper Lounge were 85 of the cutest little Frances McLaughlin, Debby Weston, Gwenn Crowe, Sandy of dolls you ever did see. They all wanted to be queen of UM's Stedman and l.orelyn Kuchler. DECEMBER 2, I960 THE MIAMI HURRICANE PACB THUI

Prof Sees FOR MEN ONLY Cure For Are You Mr Exec? Alpha Delta Sigma, advertising fraternity, will* Cancer hold its second annual "Mr. Executive of Tomorrow" By SHARON O'BRIKN contest this week — designed exclusively for UM Dr. Michael Sigel, UM pro­ sophomore, junior and senior men. fessor of microbiology, has made a discovery which may eventu­ Contestants will be judged by a panel of out­ ally lead to a cure for cancer standing executives in Greater Miami, who will without risking human lives. consider character, ability, appearance and other In formulating his theory of factors. the virus cause of cancer, he solved a scientific para­ Mr. Executive will receive in prizes: a complete dox—"the refusal of a virus- suit of clothes from Bernie Blanck, an executive caused cancer peculiar to one watch from London Silversmiths, a set of matched species to 'take' in another." pipes from Kirt's Pipe Shop, passes for two to three DR. SIGEL has produced a cancer common only to chick­ plays at the Coconut Grove Playhouse, an executive ens in the brains of rats. Work­ briefcase from Burdines and a trophy from the ing at Variety Children's Re­ First Federal Savings. search Foundation, of which he is director, Dr. Sigel and his as- Contestants may enter the M.E.T. race by sociates — Dr. Thomas M filling out an application found in this issue of Scotti, Victor B. Schulz and Dr. Theodore Burnstein—first des­ the Hurricane (see page 13). or on any of the troyed the rats' inherent im­ PHiti l> Fill Brill posters around campus munity to chicken cancer by DR. M. SIGEI. (LEFT) AND DR. T. SCOTTI IN THE LAB cortisone and X-ray treatment. They Make Important Discovery Using Rats Last year's winner was Michael Thompson, for­ A mixture composed of minc­ mer Hurricane editor, now retired. ed chicken embryo and live Rous sarcoma was induced into the rats' brains two days later. Married Students Only "Under normal circumstan­ ces, you could bathe the rat in Applications are now available for spring semester 'Cane Staff*—Your Presence Is Urgently Requested Rous sarcoma and nothing housing for UM married students. would happen; but with this On-campus apartments have'*- There will be an important or- I p.m. in the office in the upper Wilson Hicks will address the method, well-defined cancer one-bedroom. The rent is $76.50 the UM Housing Office, 1300 ganizational meeting of the Hur- lounge of the Student Union. group, prior to accepting staff tissue developed and the virus a month. Dickinson Drive. A deposit of $25 ricane staff this afternoon at 3 i Student publications adviser applications. multiplied," Dr. Sigel said. University Park features 76 is required with each application. How will this affect hu­ apartments of both one and two Size of family will be taken into mans? The virus that causes bedroom sizes. One bedroom consideration. human cancer has not yet apartments in this area are $72.50 To be eligible to live in either been found, but Dr. Sigel and and the two bedroom are $82.50 of these areas, the husband or the WESLEY'S BROASTED FOODS his colleagues h».ve devised a I month. wife must be carrying not less safe way of testing probable Applications may be made at than 12 credits. NEW TASTE SENSATION—RIBS—FISH—SHRIMP—CHICKEN viruses without risking hu­ man lives. Dr. Sigel said that there were THE MOST EXCITING GIFTS about eight other groups of Student Special researchers here also studying UNDER THE TREE COME CHICKEN DINNER $1.19 viruses. He plans to isolate FROM . . . three or four thousand viruses (4 PIECES) FR. FRIES, COLE SLAW, LARGE BOX CHICKEN in cancer patients in the next 10 years. FRENCH BREAD, HONEY (8 Pieces $1.59

"ONLY A tiny fraction of these viruses may cause cancer, qnms. f tlfftl OUT * 1201 CORAL WAY and these are the ones we're /J A)t T*C0*i*2*ut sWOkAJBti. looking for," he said. lH\i\f, ROOM ir (At 5 Points) "We're trying to grow 5630 S.DIXIE HWY. mouse tissue in a rat along CATERING ir FR 9-1845 and FR 9-1846 with a virus which causes SO. MIAMI FL-Ar- mouse leukemia. We expert to be able to produce the mouse disease in the rats." Dr. Sigel's research is backed by the National Institute of Health and U.S. Naval Research grants. Have a real cigarette-have a CAMEL UtoMin i. i%o PACE FOUI THE MIAMI HURRICANE ••I CANHAM Kelley Lashes Critics Directory Inserts 1 Editor By MARY CT.ARK Attacki from such people as better society " Acomin Out Today and KEN GOLDMAN Dorothy Thompson, Inez Robb Vital fundamentals toward and Admiral Hyman Rickover Studeni directory inserts are available to all pur­ Dr. Earl Kelley, educa­ a successful school system are .iir Un the most part unfound­ ' something without which or­ chasers today at the information booth of the stu­ To Speak tion professor at Wayne ed, according to Kelley ganisms cannot thrive. At- dent Union. State University, deliver­ He listed what be called the cording to the educator, these The insert contains a portion of the "K" and "L," Edwin D. Canham, ocii- ed a sharp tongue-lashing attackers' faulty reasoning: include contact with other at critics of modern edli- subject matter is education in people, communication with sections that were omitted in the directory because tor of the Christian Sci­ llsell, children are born bad and others, love in the hroade*t of a mechanical error. ence Monitor, will speak must be coerced Into learnim*. sense, a workable concept of A few additional copies of the directory are also Tuesday in Beaumont parental love no longer exists. oneself and freedom within available al the booth. Cost is 50 cents. Lecture Hall at 8 p.m. there is no learning without the social scene. pa ii and the able should be "The mind cannot grow if He will discuss college or- separated eai Ij it's hemmed in." he said "Re­ ganisatiot) activities in relation CRITICS TACK on fancy striction without reason has no to religion. titles and nicknames, like "pro­ virtue of its own. One of the Dance In Your Leotards Canham will talk after a fr»e gressive," said Kelley. He ar­ biggest factors in learning is The leadership class of the Department of Health, special feature film, "The Story gued that they criticize a school its environment." Physical Education and Recreation presents a free mod­ of Christian Science " which really doesn't exist. Kelley has written books on ern dance class on figure control. "Modern day secondary cur­ this and related subjects. The brief movie includes an * Classes will IK' held in the historical summary of »he riculum has been ridiculed be­ In answer to the frustrated cause of so called 'basket- first grade school teachers hav­ Oak Kitlfif Speaker R.O.T.C. Armory every Saturday founding of the Christian Sci­ flom 10 to 1,:30 a m weaving' and 'sand box' courses ing to force pupils to read, he Dr E M Rose of the Oak - - '"'Sinning ence Church and a view of the < x religion's activities in the In today's child-coddling pub'ic said: Ridge National Laboratory will " ' ' ^'turday. United States. DR. BAM. KKI.l.KY school system." he said. "If I had my way, I'd give •peak at a Physics Colloquium Both men and women are in- The answer? "We have got to every one of those teachers a Mondav at :i p.m. in Physics room uteri Costume is leotards or ber- Third Lecturer have better people to have a sedative every morning." 3 nuiila shorts. cation Wednesday before more than a hundred Wi*: And ROIK* 9726 N I. 2nd AVE , MIAMI SHORES, PI 8-1368 UM students and faculty TRAMPOLINE JUMPING \. Taps Legally members at Beaumont Lecture Hall. IIOIJIIAV §PBCIAJLS Wig and Robe. UM's top let_'a! "Today there arc would-be honorary, tapped the following attackers of modern education Olympic Jump Center Shampoo and hanhion Set students: Bette Baton. Robert who would have education $2.50 Grover. Max Ha gen, Melvyn methods moved back to the Kessler. Dick Masington. Ronald time of the witch doctor when FREE INSTRUCTION Napier. Martin Nash, Reuben thinkers were kicked around I.OTOS-\EI TUX M Mali Schneider and A. H. Toothman. and scoffed at," he declared. * WEDNESDAY NIGHT DATE NIGHT * Reg. 115.00 Tube Permanent: Wkvn $9.95 Awarded honorary member­ GIRLS JUMP FREE —40c PER PERSON Kelley's speech, entitled MAKE VOl R AIM'OINTMKNT KARI.Y ships were Professor Robert A I'n **r II until Education and SPECIAL GROUP RATES FOR McKenna and the Honorable Rob­ Its Risks." was the third in FRATERNITIES & SORORITIES ert A. Bicks. Assistant United this year's Delta Theta Mu- DISTINCTIVE States Attorney in charge of the I'ndergraduate Student Gov­ HOURS OPEN Anti-Trust division. ernment lecture series. The WEEKDAYS 4:00 P.M. - 9:30 P.M. itw* Hair Styling Solons educator was formerly super­ SATURDAY 10:00 A.M.-11:00 P.M. visor of Detroit's secondary SUNDAY & HOLIDAYS 1:00 P.M.-10:00 P.M. schools and president of the 5799 S.W. 8th ST Ph MO 6-6661 392 MIRACLE MILE, CORAL CABLES, HI 6-7398 / SG Coffee Break Detroit Commission of Youth. Undergraduate Student Gov­ ernment is holding a "coffee so­ cial" Tuesday at 2:15 p.m. in the Student Union upper lounge for students interested in working with USG. People who filled out forms earlier in the year and anyone •Jit interested are invited to attend.

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The lot to turn a large lot hetween the work. pacity. fieldhouse and the lake into an first has to he cleared and Chink Whitten, assistant di­ attractive park that could be­ then transformed into a cam­ Anxious workers will find rector of student activities, off­ come an oasis against the on­ pus beauty spot, where ev­ tools available at the Intra­ ered his services as a co-ordin- rush of campus concrete. eryone can relax, play shuf- mural Building. The University alor for the park-to-be. tliliii.ini barbecue steaks, or will also send trucks to the site At the moment the lot is dec­ even study. He also volunteered to to pick up the debris that is orated with a few refrigerators, draw up a rough map of the piled up. many beer cans (various brand A proposed solution would be Plltl ly Pill Srill names), some old tires, mispair- for fraternities to take an area YES, SIR, those Nav\ bo>s know how to recruit! 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Whon Jim Boardman took his M.S. in Elec­ Six months later, Jim turned in his recom­ trical Engineering ;it Colorado State, there was mendations. His plan was accepted. TRANSCONTINENTAL one idea uppermost in his mind. He wanted a Next stop: Colorado Springs. Here Jim AIRLINE AGENCY job in which he could work his way into man­ worked out a plan to expand telephone facilities agement via the engineering route. As he puts for this burgeoning community. This plan, too, it, "I didn't want to stick with straight engi­ is now in operation. PRESSURIZED DC-6B neering all my life." Today, at 24, Jim has an important role in NEW YORK 535OO After talking to eight other organizations planning where, how much, and what kind of PHILADELPHIA $3500' Jim joined The Mountain States Telephone & telephone service is needed in the Denver area. 53500 Telegraph Company. He soon got the kind of Here's how Jim puts it: "We get tough assign­ CHICAGO action he was looking for. ments—but we also have the freedom to take hold 535OO ST. LOUIS His first assignment: How best to improve and do a job. I think the future here is unlimited. CALIFORNIA sQO°° ' widely scattered rural telephone service all over If a man wants to do it —it's there to be done." Colorado—a sticky engineering challenge. He // you're a gun who can "Find Ihe answer — HONOLULU IIOM CAlIf OffNI A > $80'° was given a free hand to work out his own pro­ and bring il haek" — you'll want to get with a eom- cedures. His boss simply said, "Find the answer, inititj when iimt hare the ehonee. Visit ijotir Place­ 2 Stewardess-Million Mile Pilots Jim-and bring it back." ment Office for literature and additional injur ination. Free Meals Served Aloft Each Way On Round Trip-Plus Tax 'Our tnitttlttr it„e aim ii to hair ,„ all management job* the most vital, intelli­ NE 3-9771 gent, positive and imaginative nun we REPRESENTING SCHEDULED SUPPLEMENTAL CARRIERS can possibly find." FREDERICK R. KAPPCL, Prathitnt American Telephone & Teleurajih Ct>. BELL TELEPHONE COMPANIES IIUKMBKH >. |%jj PAGE SIX THE MIAMI HURRICANE

The Mia urricane On War, Peace, And Barry... I'm afraid the fact that Har­ By BERNIE WEINER soldier! leasing their families, Because these issues all in­ "Best College Weekly in The Country" vard (as well as other non- Pyfenslied weekly al (lie Urimrsity tl Miami, Coral Sallis. Florida Memler if Aisi- Hurricane Editor lir wives, their lovers, their volve the ultimate issue—hu- liati inity universities) turns cnted Colli|iate Prist, Intercollefiate Press aid Florida lntercillt|iate Press tssici I ill in.in survival. The line between atun Represented lor national advertising, by National tdvertismi Service, Inc 420 Why should S college news- out some of this country's most Madison A«enut, NY., NY Subscription Rates Si 50 per semester nuclear war and a perilous paper Stick its nose into na- forward -thinking, hi llliant I don't know much about peace is tine today , much tional iiml intt-r n.itioii.il silsirs? thinkers would never come BERNIE WEINER. Editor BOB McNESBY, Business Manager that war, nor do I know much too fine. For people to be silent That's what they ssksd UM In ut the Korean "conflict." But is to be masochistically cruel. into Sen. Goldwater's con­ Chicago last wssk. sciousness Mel Irishman, Managing Editor Leonard Teel, News Editor In partuu- 1 think I do know people. This. then, is my answer to That's the trouble with the lar. the Na­ today's neo-isolationists who Boh Davis, Copy Editor Skip Ro/in, Sports Editor And 1 cried for those people, ultra-ultra Barry Uoldwaterv tional Coun­ disguise their antedated phil- for those mothers and wives they see only black and white WIISON HICKS SUPERVISOR OF PUBLICATIONS cil of College divisions. To them, something Publication whose sons and husbands didn't is either "American" (unde­ Advisers come back because they had fined in 185 years) or it's wanted to their heads burned off by a know why Communistic, either good or TRAFFIC JAM (lame thrower at Anzio, or had the Hurricane, DEBRIS evil. their guts blasted out on the a 1 o n g with Fraternities aren't all good other leading Normandy beaches, or watched And they aren't all evil. WEINEK college news- their arms and legs fly from Theta are distinct advantages pspers, endorsed a national tin m in a shrapnel blaze. osophy in such careful ad­ in belonging to a fraternity just I'n l.initial candldata, More jectives as "cautious" or as there certain disadvantages You don't have to know war significantly, what they were "conservative" or "uncon­ to know how it affects people: Likewise there ale certain In­ actually concerned with was cerned" or "too busy." the question posed above. it kills them — both figuratively stitutions like Harvard that and literally. The reds, the That the world is still "too find it much more to then re­ MY ANSWER to them was whites, the yellows, the blacks much with Us" Is self-evident spective student interest not to along the lines of the 'academic — it rips them all to pieces It's the only world we have h.uc a fraternity system. To I rie dom ; it's - important - for- For war. like nature, doesn't Anything I. tnj college news- term these universities as evil. youths-to-take-stands" argu­ discriminate — it merges thru pap i. or am college newspaper un-American subversives is, I ment I may have convinced so-called "pure" blood into one csn do to preserve it is justified repeat, insane sunie oozing stream, • • • HERB AT the UM, I tsa But it wasn't until this past And speaking of conserva­ much good In our 25-odd fri- Sunday afternoon that I knew w:s. THIS Mm would have tism, let's take its ace (or is it temities, They serve a useful the answer I should have given. served well SS my answer to ass" i spokesman. Sen Barry " mi in many w ays But There on "80th Century" I why American college youth Goldwater. In a way. 1 respect SOmi ol them St the same time watched Alms shot during should take stands on signifi­ Goldwster at least I know produce many unpleasant by­ World War II ... of young cant national and world issues. where he stands, albeit to the products right of right. Hut I don't go around calling Bl'T HIS statement at the Hats "Communistic" just 'f&WUt-s'sl'OerXts1' recent National Intel fraternity because 1 don't like some of the Conference was nothing short things they do. Nor do 1 call of preposterous, ethnocenti istic, tin in the "bastion of American flag-waving hogwssh strength" as did Sen. Goldwater. Said the honorable Arizona What can you do with a guy Why Not Unclog? senator: ". . . where fraterml ir like good ole' 100 per cent are not allowed, Communism American Barry Goldwater'.' Do There are traditions . . . and then there are tradi­ nourishes." He then singled out you think if I wrapped him in (you should pardon the expres­ tions. These pictures are of a long-time UM "tradition" Harvard University as one of these pinko institutions turning sion) red and green, the DAR —the Snake Pit. out Communists and Socialists would accept him as a Christ­ For the uninitiated, the Pit is that area of the Me­ at a rapid clip. mas present"' morial Breezeway where you get jostled, stomped on and made late to class every day. Nobody is begrudging student groups the right to meet on campus. *76e 'Poettcf (fainet But the daily clogging of traffic space in and around the Memorial stairways is a tradition only from force This wick's poem is contributed bv drama major of habit. Habits can be changed. Julio Hutner; it is her second appearance here. Con­ tributions by UM students and faculty members Our point is: will be accepted in the Hurricane office. Student The Snake Pit "tradition" will continue to exist Union even if it moves 15 feet from the stairway entrances. Just common courtesy and consideration, that's all Dark Plume In The Sunset1 we ask. The) tolil inc. er) where dark, plums grow in the sunlit;!,t. 'A* CHAIKMAW Of CXK'«I<5HEK ACACSMIC STANOAePS'cOJWrMTTEf, I COrlClWl THEee (5 OtVO-E WW YVE CAN RASE IH' HOUSE 6RAPE aVElZAGE —CMfAT. * I tusi not to luck and never pluck the bitter fruity. LETTERS TO THK KDITOR I went and found their wordl were sound; back again I sped . . . Who's Got The Buttons? Dark plums, I cried To The Editor: for him to take chances m are tweet inside It has been the policy of order to pull the game out of and sunlight makes Gamma Sigma Sigma, service the lira, he opens up, and we them red. sorority, to place sewing boxes get clobbered. —Julie Hutner in the ladies' rest rooms — for —Joseph l*i mini their I'SK, not for the taking. However, since the beginning of the present semester, not only the contents — hut the boxes have consistently dis­ appeared. If this practice continues, THE WEEK Congo liongo Qsmms Sigma will have no choice but to discontinue this service. Willy Nilly —Cleta Quillian IN REVIEW

Pbitai by D» Ferrara No Values By MEL FRISHMAN cape from Leopoldville raised a baby boy, John Jr., hours he- To The Editor: Nirriciai Maaa|iat ErJitir S threat of civil war in the na - fore Kennedy, in West Palm HURRICANE STAFFERS 1 would like to call attention A dispatch of ambushed tion. to violation "E" under the Uni­ United Nations troops killed 10 Beach, rushed to her side in a ... PHOTO EDITOR ALLAN H SELL ASST SPORTS EOITOR PAUL cam versity Honor Code: "Breach rebel tribesmen in Katanga. At Willy Brandt, the mayor of Washington, D.C., hospital. TOM STARKEY ADV. MANAtER ROBERT SACKMAN CIRC. MANAGER MARY CLARK ASST. NEWS. ED. HOWARD SCHANZEB . ASST. COPY EO of Discipline." a roadblock West Berlin who is running Anthony Alessio, 41. whose concealed against incumbent Konrad wealthy California family owns Editorial Assistants As I see the prodigious amount of desks which have around a bend Adenauer to head West Ger­ Caliente Horse Race Track in Ralert Simn lit! Bob Hillert . Mine been disgracefully mutilated, I in a dirt road, many, admitted he was born Mexico, was kidnapped then Betsy Sikilif ... Tkaitar Kia Cildaai iRtTMBflll out of wedlock "to put an end tat Isintb .... Ar1.it llll Luw .. ClasuSed Maaa|ir say let us scorn these individu­ the tribesmen later let loose for a $200,000 Carry tilt ,., AST. Mil Stan Tupler . lit als who apparently have no began firing to rumors." ransom. The FBI arrested four Staff Reporters standard of values whatsoever. with bows and Integrated classes continued suspects, including Frank Mar- —Robert Eller arrows and rone, who was free on an ap­ Hiwj; Pit Curtis, lick Guirnieri, Kin Goldmin.Susin Neuman, Nanc» Cry, Arthur at two previously all-white rifles. None of peal liond from a 1959 second Perrone, Alien Pearl, Sharon O'Brien. Margaret Schwartz, Gilbert Schrank, Sandra New Orleans elementary (ins: An Open Book the detach­ schools, with attendance falling degree murder conviction. Stedman, Jenny Willis, Freddy WiU'iu, <•""•» '"nei, Jo Linine, Mirjiry Siitriclt, ment was To The Editor: from 1,000 students to six (four The new teenage rage in Tova Botim. FRISHMAN killed. Negroes and two whites). Wisbech. England, is for the Spartl: Ken Smilt, Jerry Greene. Buddy Owen, Barbara McAlpine, Lea Woodl. The trouble with Gus is that Meanwhile, the Congolese hoys to have their hair sprayed Stiff Pbitiinpbirs: Ed Saari, Paul Barton, William Telle. Mike Dunlop, Jam Walsh, Guy he plays conservative ball for President - Elect John Ken­ pink for 77 cents. Explaimil Kirlin, Joe Blair, Dan Holm, Don Ferrara, Tony Moore. too long early in the game. army searched for ex-Premier nedy raced the stork ^nd lost. David Grange. 18, "It makes Then, when everyone is waiting Patrice Lumumba, whose es­ His wife, Jackie, gave birth to you stand out in a crowd." DECEMBER 2, I960 THK MIAMI HURRICANE PACE SEVEN Morse Gives West 10 Yrs. -- Or Else ir ir it ir ir ir Maverick' Senator Urges By MEL FRISHMAN President Richard Nixon won i retary ol state in Pl*SSl Hurncaie Maia|in| Editor Oregon in the election be­ d nt-Elect John Kennedy's \ tall, grey-haired former law professor whose prin­ cause "it is the most anti- CSl inet. Catholic state in the union — "Ft LBIUi.HT IS ciples have made him a chief spokesman for the strong the Klu Klu\ Klan is still UN Judicial Tribunal death of facing Gov. Orval liberal wing of the U.S. Senate advised today's youth big there — and the Demo­ Faulius in the 11*62 election for By LEONARD TKKL open vote on the floor.) cratic Party was split badly Humcaae NIKS ErJitir "not to compromise on your beliefs no matter how er­ his senate seat." Morse I ea - "If we continue to give to ratic — don't budge one inch." from the primary." Sin Wayne Morsi B U S millions of people in Latin sorted rh legate tn tbe United Nations, America. Africa and Asia the He felt that Sen William However, he would not com­ Constantly reiterating his pression was poor because na­ gave the Western World 10 impression that we are stand­ political motto, "Follow Fulbriuht (D-Ark.l, head of ment on any other cabinet posts yean tn which to win "the ing in support of the great tions resented his Handing the fla nets Foreign Relations I ecaUSS, Morse said, the Senate where the facts lead." Sen. aloof." colonial powers, we will lose Wayne Morse (D-Ore.) laid Committee, is pressing hardest liis to confirm the men. iking tn .1 nesi i apacity them for freedom." Morse Ids convictions on the line at Those who left the best im­ i row d ol 27S .1' Beaumonl Lec­ explained. a dinner with live UM stu­ pressions, according to the sen­ ture Hall last week, the "HI IV- The senator also urged UN dents and former Sen. Claude ator, were Premier Nehru of erick" Democrst from Oregon it ions with Red China "to I'epper (I>-Fla.). following India snd Prime Minister Mae- with called for revision ot the pres­ avoid a holocaust in the Paci­ his afternoon lecture. nullan of Britain. fic" On Campus aM&Mnan ent UN charter to crests s On the national scene, "I'll fight for what I believe world judicial tribunal. Morse explained that Vice is ii'_!ht whether my constitu­ (Author of "I Was a Teen-ciae Ihnnrf","The Mnrty Sueh a tribunal would ent* oi fellow senators—agree Lores of Dobie dillis", etc.) •"handle all threats to world with me or not." he said. r peace." he explained, in a HIS CONSTITUENTS, how­ lecture sponsored by Under­ ever, apparently like his stands, graduate Student Govern­ WILL IT "THE INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT OF for Morse has been elected ment a.nd Delta Theta Mu, NED FUTTY" senator as a Republican. Inde­ Arts and Sciences honorary. pendent and Democrat "with­ Cliloe McFeoteTs was i beautiful coed who majored in psychol­ "I am pleading for a start of out changing my philosophy in BE YOU? ogy and worked in thel.Q. testing department of the I'niversity. the least." tin* procedure," Morse said, (SEE PAGE 13) She worked there because she loved and admired intelligence "and it will take all of 10 years A U.S. delegate to the United al 11 ive all things. "I love a nd admire intelligence above all things" begin to accomplish it." Nations, Morse, who is called is the way she put it. by some a modern-day Wood- Th" senator pointed out two Ned 1'utty, 00 the other hand, was a man who could take row Wilson for his strong pro- n. .im changes necessary before intelligence or leave it alnne. What he loved anil admired above an international tribunal is set international beliefs, said he was named to the world or­ all things sj*u girls. "What I love and admire above all things up is girls" is the way he put it. "The UN will have to elimin­ ganization for one reason: One day Ned saw ( liloe nn campus and was instantly smitten. ate the vr to power of the Se­ "They needed a Democrat on the delegation, and they hadn't "Excuse me, miss,'' he said, tugging at his forelock. "Will you curity Council in its present Ptiiti ky Jit Blair charter." be said. UN. WAYNE MORSE appointed me anything in a marry me'.'" 'while." She looked at his duck-tail haircut, his Mack-rimmed glasses. THK VETO, Morse i uplained, •We Have 10 Years his two-day beard, his grimy T-shirt, hi* tattered jeans, his de­ i ould ha*, e be* h excluded from He saiil that through the UN He said that his impression the UN when the organisation of Nikita Khrushchev from composing tennis shoes. "You are not unattractive,'' she ad­ we could get commitments from mitted, "but for me beauty is not enough. Intelligence is what lirst formed in IMS, Red China before the U.S. watching him at the IN and lunching with the Soviet pre­ I'm looking for. ('nine tn the !.(>. testing department with me." recognises the growing power "We i'.'so need an adequate mier with other members of as a prelude to a seat in the body of international law." tlu* Senate Foreign Relations organization. Morse stressed. He said that Committee was one of "deep we will have to build an ef- "The UN might." he said, respect." licient bodv of law "hy prec­ "gel assurance that China edent and by resolution." would not make war on For­ "Khrushchev is vigilant, wit­ mosa Such Sn agreement would ty, well-informed and fright­ "The U.S. anrl other countries ease our minds about I poten­ ening." he sairl. "The U.S. should start setting examples tial war in the Pacific." shouldn't brush him aside. now hy submitting cases to the world court." he snid "What he was trying to do in the UN was make a shambles Throughout his speech. Morse Attlee Sayt... of the formal parliamentary lire mil the importance of fol­ procedure in hopes of weaken­ lowing "where the facts lead." Clement Attlee, former ing the world body " prime minister of England, OXK FACT he pointed to was MORSF. SAID that President WHS a bit more specific than that "colonialism is a dying in­ Eisenhower wouldn't listen to Sen. Wayne Morse. Speaking stitution around the world and his UN delegation and refused ii ccntly at the first confer­ i* the greatest threat to world to mix with other nations when ence of World Federalists peace." lie spoke there. held in Germany, Attlee said: "Mv country should stop sup­ "Every state must sur­ "His speech was good." he porting colonialism." the sen­ \iJlyou mryttt ? render some measure of self- remarked, "but his overall im­ ator stated He said that we are will or sovereignty. The time not obligated to support a "bad "Of course, my tiger," cried Ned and giggled and smnte his is growing ripe for this step. thigh and bit Chine's nape and scampered gnatlike after her policy." \\'< cannot afford to wait! (In a recent General Assem­ (0 the I.Q. testing department. The time is short, perhaps J^ JJJJJL A.i\. "• 340 tirade Mile • Coral Gablei bly meeting, the U.S. voted not even 10 years, and our "First. I will test vnur vocabulary," said Chine. with the colonial powers to put task is to save the world "Be my guest." laughed Ned and licked her palm. the colonial issue into commit­ from self-destruction!" "What does juxtaposition moan'.'" tee instead of putting it to an AUESS "Heats me," he ennfessed cheerfully and nibbled her knuckles. "How aliout inefiabUi" e "Never heard of it," guffawed Ned, plunging his face into r*~ her clavicle. "Furtive.''' "With fur on?" said Ned doubtfully. "Oh, Ned Putty," said Chine, "ymi are dumb. Consequently Wise I cannot be vnur girl liecause I love and admire intelligence above all things." He flung himself on the floor and clasped her ankles. "But I Shoppers love you," he cried in anguish. "Do not send me from you or you will make the world a sunless place, full of dim and fearful shapes." Follow Santa "(in," she said coldly. Lon and mute, he made his painful way to the door. There he stopped and lit • cigarette. Then he opened the door and to started away to his gray and grisly future. "Stay!" called Chloe. He turned. London Silversmiths "Was that," she asked, "a Marlboro you just lit?" "Yes," he said. Thev know that for a really fine selection of better "Then conic tn me and be my love," cried Chloe joyously. gifts for the entire family, London Silversmiths is "You are not dumb. You arc smart! Anybody is smart to smoke SON to have that extra special gift for that extra Marlboro, the filter cigarette with the unfiltered taste which special person. eomes to you in soft pack or flip-top box at prices all can afford at tobacco counters, drugstores, groceries, restaurants and 20' t Uiacmmt on all LONDON trampoline court* all over America. Ned, lover, give me a Merchandise ami Repairs Marlhoro and marry me." to I'M Stutlents antl Faculty And they smoked happily ever after. SILVERSMITHS r lfc*flO Mai Hhulrau • * * Headquarters for Your 259 MIRACLE MILE Keepsake Diamond Rings And if your tatte runt to unfiltered cigarettes, you're smart Where Santa Fills Hi* 'H.<,i+M I- MBUt 2, I960 PACK FIGHT THE MIAMI HURRICANE

•a HI, DEAR! •Reserve' Honey Hubby Rules Roost—In Lab To Be Chosen Reserve Officers Association will hold a contest Sunday to By BOBBIE TRAl'MAN sequently has to work twice as home after school, Mrs. Pond choose the ROA Sweetheart. The hard as many of her class­ He uses his wife as a "guinea serves as her husband's secre­ contest will be held in the upper mates." pig" in his laboratory. tary. Since she answers his lounge of the Student Union at Having his wife in class is classroom mail, it helps if she 7:00 p.m. "Even though she's my wife. sometimes an advantage for Finalists will be escorted to tha understands his subject and I treat her just as any other Pond. Students who complain ROA scholarship ball at the Ev­ student in my class" s.nd Karl that it takes them four or five methods. erglades Hotel, next Saturday at Pond, assistant professor of 1 ours to do homework are con­ Mrs. Pond is used as a 9:00 p.m.. where the sweetheart French, in reference to Mrs fronted with the completed les­ will be announced and crowned guinea pig for the teacher's Pond, a non-credit student in sons of Mrs. Pond, who finished his French 101 lab. them in two hours without any ideas. As Pond scientifically She returned to school to help. stated, "I try my theories on Yule ('arils On Sale brush up on her husband's THK INSTRUCTOR said that my wife. If they work with her. Gamma Sigma Sigma, service native tongue. And what bet­ he adamantly refuses to com­ they'll work with anyone." sorority, is holding its annual bine his personal and profes­ Christmas card sale today through ter way than becoming part sional life. "If Mrs. Pond has Pond is responsible for head­ next Friday in tire Breezeway of of his class? a question concerning the ing the new language labora,- the Student Union. Proceeds will lesson, she must either call a go to charity. Is Mrs. Pond a star student tory program. fellow student, or wait until who knows every answer? "No," the next session of French," replied her professor. "She's an he said. average student who has no real ear for French and con­ Besides carrying his books TYPEWRITERS-RENTALS Plati lj Mike Dull! 5 MRS. KARI. POM) WATCHES HI BUY ENUNCIATE FRENCH SALES - SERVICE ".*• ***}+ "*f ... Finoit Procuion Suilt Guest Who Is The Teachers Pel? W W|M * Typowritor 5 Minutes To The Pressure Clean Oil, A&S Gets First Paper put on a Best Steak In Town New Arts and Sciences." Ribbon The UM College of Arts and CHOICE DELMONICO STEAK Sciences has a newspaper, The Next edition of The Paragon BAKED I0AHO POTATO—TOSSED SALAD—GARLIC ROLL on Your Paragon, for the first time in the will come out "someUme before Portable college's history. Christmas," he said. Its purpose, said editor Richard The paper is supported by A&S $|#25 Typewriter Friedman, is to "whet the intel­ student government funds sup­ for lectual appetites of UM students, plied by the Undergraduate Stu­ especially those of the College of dent Government. 3 Yoor Writton tilt. £pu4*utA $3.95 Warranty RESTAURANT BUSINESS 2190 SALZEOO ST. ACCURATE MACHINES (ono block north of Coral Gablot Bui Terminal) 1510 So. Dixie Hwy. MO 1-8566 AIR CONDITIONED Between Sanfacroce's and Loew's Riviera Theatre Filters for flavor -finest flavor by fan

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KIMBROUGH reported that Lester Goran, instructor of hu­ unexpected source this week from articles by students in the UM has one of the lowest manities in University College, . . . the Coral Gables police. Assistant Journalism Profes­ college crime rates in the coun­ has written a book titled the Chief William Kimbrough sor Edwin W. Httllinger's Ad­ try. av^vpl "Paratrooper of Mechanic Ave­ vanced News Writing class. BW ^OE GOrSARNA/isU took time out from catching The greying police chief, a *1 nue." The hook was well review­ crooks to give students a pat Foremost among the contrib­ member of the University of ed in many publications both in on the back for good behavior. utors were John Mallick. San­ Miami Founder's Class of 1926, Realistically Speaking: Should the Slop Shop this country and abroad, includ­ ds Stedman and Bernard was the first UM football cap­ ing favorable comments in the "The relationship between Quinn. tain. His wife and daughter Sell Drano? the force and the students has also were graduated from the been excellent — largely be­ UM. I had received my bargain briefcase. Yes, for the cause of the high caliber of "In all cases, we treat them His force is prepared for the students," he said. as we would expect to be treat- inner seals of seven cans of Drano and 50 cents in coin, "usual student pranks" around anyone can get one. Christmas time. Last year, Kimbrough said, students stole SO THERE I was, walking in don't ya say bout the time pro­ the huge dummy Santa Claus the corridors of the McArthur fessor Grumplitch made his Audition Set For O'Henry decoration four times from the Engineering School, brief case class eat their slide rules?" stand in front of the Coral under arm, when suddenly a This was said as he threw a Tryouts will be held this afternoon for the male Gables City Hall. group of 19 engineers approach­ capsule filled with laughing gas. lead in the Radip-TV-Film Department's annual ed me. Their leader, Ralph I was prepared . . . the cap­ Christmas presentation of O'Henry's, "The Gift "They finally cut his head Stellwood, said . . . "Joe, us sule broke ... I removed a off," he remarked. engineers would like it that you of the Magi." gas mask from my briefcase His policy toward the Uni­ should mention us in dat dere .... I put it on . . . Torrence The auditions—open to all male students—will be column of yours. (Engineers versity is: "We would rather died laughing. held at 2:30 in room .'198 of the Anastasia Building generally speak English not stay away, unless the Uni­ very well.) ... I mean every­ If you would have been on North Campus. versity requests help or some­ I.ESTOR GORAN body no heard bout us engi­ walking by at the time and The half-hour show will be aired on Channel 4 one is getting hurt." would have seen the mess we UM Instructor-Author neers and what's we wants is Sunday, Dec. 18th. Paul Nagel of the RTF Depart­ ALTHOUGH there have been publicity . . . and with you engineers was makin', you'd numerous instances of UM stu­ lacing a lectronical engineer and probably say you just saw the New York Times and Time mag­ ment will direct. dents committing larceny, he what not . . ." Spanish American war. (Many azine. This will be the sixth annual presentation of the said, the most serious crime oc­ engineers are Spanish.) Goran is a newcomer to the curred 15 years ago when a "Look it, fellas," I said . . . show. Once a student gains a role in the production, I couldn't take it no longer Miami area, having been here student was caught for rape. "I don't know what I can say!" he (or she) keeps it until she (or he) graduates. ... I said . . . "Boys, I'm not only nine weeks. He has his BA A big concern of the force is "Say? . . . Why don't you gonna say a thing!" I reached and MA from the University of Holding their roles from last year's presentation students under 21 who are say bout the time Malrom into my briefcase and pulled Pittsburgh. He is planning an- I are Sandra Jersey as the young girl, and Annette caught drinking in bars. "They Zemlic punched holes in his other book for the future. out a hydrogen bomb . . . boy Zech as the narrator. don't realize they can get up to lab partner and stuck him in did those guys run. In summa­ His present book is now being 60 days in jail and $500 in the lectronic computor?" tion: translated in Italian. fines," he warned. Ralph said this as he ap­ • I left the janitors a real mess proached me with a seven to clean up that day. inch butcher knife. • I left the boys with the I came prepared ... I open­ fright of their lives. ed my briefcase and removed • I'm left with seven cans of my switchblade knife ... it Drano. was the biggest one in school ..it was 26 feet long ... I 562 PR0CMMS, tut off Ralph's head. Dames Hold (Before I forget . . . try mix­ ing Drano with orange juice Card Games for a new taste sensation.) There will be a bridge, canasta, The second in command, Nes- ; mah jong social 2 p.m. tomorrow ter Turley, said, "Say . . . Why i at the Aquinas Religious Center, don't you say bout the time sponsored by the University of the civil engineers had a mud Miami Dames. ball fight in soils lab?" He said The event is open to the public this as he pulled out a Thomp­ and tickets may be purchased at THE DIVERSITY son sub-machine gun and took i the door for $1. AC Cl CPTDftVIPC • Command Control and aim. Ur tLttlltUNIti lnlormationProcess.no Door prizes will be given and AT HUGHEACTIVITSY AT HUGHES PRO­ I Micro-Electronics I WAS prepared ... I pulled refreshment served. Part of the l Linear Accelerators Uncle Sidney's 45mm bazooka proceeds will be used to provide a VIDES AH IDEAL ENVIRON I Gamma Rays ... I blew a 6-inch hole in 1 needy family with a Christmas I Nuclear Fission turkey and basket. MEHT FOR THE GRADUATIHG I Remote Handling Devices Nestor's 7 inch head. I Photoconductive Materials (Oh, before I forget ... try ENGIHEER OR PHYSICIST. I Electroluminescence slipping Drano in the punch Exam Schedules Out i Solid State Display Devices THESE ACTIVITIES INCLUDE: I Terminal Communications Ivowl and watch how it livens Students may pick up final ex- Up the party.) 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An 'Enchanting Evening By BKTSY SOKOLOF Delta Theta Mu. Alpha Lambds Hurricane Theater Writir Delta Drama Guild and is Bv KOBI li I SIMON and a few moments ol beauty. pn Idenl of Zeta Phi Eta, wo­ Hurricane Theater Writer The 20s and thi self-evalua- The Drama Department men's speed) honorary Budd Sbulburtf's "The Dis- i in mo i: \ preaented uiil present Eugene O'­ Robert Hathaway. Jr.. drama chanted." now at tbe Coconut througl Halliday's reminiaence Neill's controversial play, major ami president of the Grove Playhouse, provide*] sn i n apparently view • tin i ra as "The Great C,.K\ Brown" Drama Guild, plays Dion An­ enchanting evening*! drama. oozy, beautiful aban­ Thursday, in the Ring thony Hathaway's stage exper­ Manly Halliday, the hero of doned, wi st< fully in ii Hutu Sen­ ience thus far Includes 4(1 legit­ Tlu' Diaenchanted," in a fam- ior Prom. It \*as "sad and Theater. imate stags shows. 15 radio oua novelist oi the -O's who funny, funny and sad" and he play, controversial be- i - dedicated to tell HIL' ita "truth" two television shows endi his career as • screen • ol its e x press inn 1st le and the abidin \ human ti uth i* anil one movie lie is also stu­ writer during tha depreasion. style, is staged in 13 scenes. i evealed. dent assistant at the Ring. BBOKI AM) SKK. chroni­ ncompassing 20 yi ars in the OFTEN, the dialogue n cally alcoholic, a victim of bad lives ut the charactei * Margaret, Dion's Wife, is habits from a past that domi­ superficiality ol Shulburg's played by Judith Mail '.alli­ Associate Drama Professor nates his mind, he "keeps chas­ Ideas. For example, Halliday's um, junior drama, major. She Hank Diers is directing the ing the nhost" of a generation S of tin I'll s against the has previously done other production which will star that "danced In ;t champagne young man's attack "What shows at the Ring, as well Alex Panas. graduate drama haze over the rooftops of the : ood is art to starving peoph " as some acting in summer student, as "God": William world." He desperately needs etc. is the recitation of a list slock. money to maintain an estranged ol famous names with romantic A. Brown. Supporting Panas i».re Judith MacKiichroii. Rob­ wiU and to gain time to finish about them. It's an old Others in the east are Don ert Hathaway and Carol hil latt si and finest HOVI I . nd tiresome wick: if you can't Pastor, frosh business adminis­ th mood of an era, lei Swenson. tration major: Richard Erms- In New York working on a linski, sophomore; Ivan Kivitt, fUm with a young collaborator the audit nee do tin work. The I'M prod ue I ion will John Baragrey as Halliday match the play in unorthodoxy. senior drama major; Anthony who frantically tries to hurry Schnurer. senior psychology Halliday into meeting their was wooden in the first act Masks an' un I to symbolize but much more effective in the outer "mask" of ever} hu­ major, and Judy Paulich, sen­ deadline, be crack* Up under ior drama major, the pressure of a visit from his the last two. His best moment man being which covers up his RING \( TOR MIX PAN vs GETS MASK OF •GOV wife, the deadline and his op­ was the recitation of the film p J chic complex. A,II, ll hillock Places Ol i His O'Neill Personality Ann Shofner, senior drams opening. He was absolutly pressive memories. THERE WILL be no curtain, major; Tony Fabozzi. senior still and the voice seemed On location, he ad libs a i- tlie separation of scenes is SI .">() e ich, with a special price major, takes thi' part of Cybel, marketing major: Peter Deli?. haunted by a fragile vision of beautiful opening sequence achieved by lighting. The Ring's o! SI for UM Students anil Mother and prostitute. Miss senior drama major, and Judy something soon to vanish, for the film but his inspira­ revolving stage will be oper­ lily. Swenson is a member of Phi Ann Pass, senior dram I majoi sweet and melancholy all at tion comes too late. He col­ ated in view ol the audience, • • * Kappa Phi. Zeta Tau Alpha, complete the cast. once. lapses and dies. With all the masks used in the Kim Hunter as the wife was UM drama majors Ann Whit- Thi young writer, whose hero Ring's upcoming production of miscast. She has little of the lock and Robert Stoetzer creat­ worship of Halliday had been The Crest God Brown." you graoa and dazzling preienct ed the unusual masks toi the destroyed, thin renewed after r slly can't tell the players that Zelda niu-l have possessed. pr< rotation. Tin- settlor were a reading of the uncompleted without a icoreeard. Personified on stage, we ought ned hy Ring technical rli- novel sees Halllday'i lust note: j So here's a scoiccaiil: to be enchanted and more than • i tor Arthur Chassman and ' \ second chance is a delusion; Alex Panas. graduate drama a little frightened of her, just costumes by costume director the first chance is all we get." is Fitzgerald was. Roberta Baker. student, will play William It is a generalized paraphrase David J Stewart as the pro­ Broun, who. in turn, plays of Fitzgerald's. "There are no The play is one of O'Neill's ducer gave a clear and vigor­ tanl Panas was last seen at Second acts in American Uvea." t attempts at expression - ous performance in a carefully- the King in the lead role of i*m. It was first staged in 1929 OF coi'RSE. Halliday is F. written part. He did not smoke "Look Bark in Anger." and snd ran in three New York Scott Fitzgerald, and his wife i or si duce starlets, hut has also acted al the Studio Gere is Zelda and the young he was a man used to authority Theatres, M Playhouse. man is Budd Shulburg, author and success. Ticket* now av ulahh C il nior dram; of this play untl collaborator with Fitzgerald on just such a film during the 30's. He aeta himself the difficult AN IMITATION TO task of presenting, in his own words. Fitzgerald's views of the Lunch or Dinner 20s and himself while getting at beyond that view and giving significance to it that Fitzgerald could not have perceived. 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The middle class Gloria desperately Pris (nudging him sugges­ TV Workshop." entitled "How­ Howard is trying to write a half wished she was able to be con­ tively and leering): "We do our Christmas season with all its doubtful piety and re­ ard Wasn't, After All." The sa­ ventional, for to be conven­ best." She picks John off the hour television script that is vet si ble watch bands is upon us. Radio is already de­ tire will be televised Sunday at tional (respectable) is to be floor and they stumble back in­ different. He feels that he has 11 a.m. on Channel 4. voured In a bog of music and news, TV is at its worst cured. To be cured, I suppose, to the darkness as he sings "I something significantly import­ since Roller Derby and Dagmar and American films is to be like the thousands who Want A Girl Just Like The Girl "Magic Carpet" at 10 a.m. ant to say. are sexier and holier than ever. will flock to "Butterfield 8." That Married Dear Old Dad " Sunday on radio WQAM will However, from Howard's It would seem that the mass IJKK VOf and I, they are in FILMS NOT REVIEWED present the Hans Christian An- is Gloria's childhood friend- the throes of a decaying moral derson tale, "The Nightingale." point of view, his teacher wants .'uia couldn't decline any fur­ MIRACLE: "Midnight Lace" protector Steve (Eddie Fisher). tradition which permits one to Jo Ann Pflug serves as nar­ him to sell soap, his mother ther. But. this a stupefying show with Doris His girl friend thinks he's really set great store by a reputation rator. year, as in all Day and Rex Harrison. wants him to be practical and in love with Gloria and insists others, they for purity while publicly de­ his roomate wants him to have that he choose between them. TRAIL: The leading popular- "Theater X" at 9 p.m. Sun­ will sink to vouring synthetic sex in the theater's anonymous dark. Per­ izer of modern dance, Elvis day on radio WKAT presents a party. the occasion To conveniently clear up haps the cured are those who Presley, in "G.I. Blues." They "Eclipse," a story written by —Joy Stein and meet the these problems, Gloria dies are sick in a public manner. very courteously sent me some UM student Joe Glover. ideals of in an auto accident. Liggett de­ free passes for this one. Un­ C h r i s t i a n ity rides to go out "searching for Anyway, Laurence Harvey, fortunately, I was suddently "Howard Wasn't, After All" with a black­ his pride " He tells his wife he'll a talent of high promise, floun­ called away to Australia to is a satirical play on the con­ ening com­ probably ba hack, which is a ders about in this as a Yale count koala bears. They'll never formity of today's way of life SIMON mercial smog. VSty neat way to save your man with a strange British ac­ take me alive! It was written by Les Martin, a OPEN soul, your marriage and a mil­ cent. His next role is as a graduate of the UM Radio-TV- Your head may ring, eyes wa­ GABLES. "Sunrise at Cam- 1:45 lion dollars all at the same time. Southern colonel in "The Al­ Film Department, who is now KMtM pol >"llo"—The story of F.D.R.'s ter, legs become heavy with amo." Before Hollywood ruins general manager of WNED-TV. recovery from s crippling polio fattffUS—but they'll pipe you There is some good dia­ him. he ought to take the next an educational station in Buff­ flff* attack early in his political many a hymn to devour the logue in the film, probably boat back to England. Eddie alo. The play is being directed career, lt stars Ralph Bellamy G.N.P. by. So here's a toast to lifted from O'Hara's novel, Fisher does a fine unconseious by Paul Nagel, Jr., of the de­ the Day After Christmas. In but what could be the point parody of a mediocre singer i .1 (li ri r Garson. partment. Benchley'i parody, "God help of this rambling plot? The trying to be a bad actor. Dcl- Sl'NSET: "Oscar Wilde"— us. everyone." little suspense and moral ten­ bsrt Mann forgets to direct and This dramatization of Wilde's The story is told by the main sion generated hy Liggett's character, Howard, who repre- The first of the holiday sea­ the lilm is in color and wide homosexuality trial received deep involvement with Gloria son's goodies that Hollywood screen for no good reason line reviews from the New York and his sense of shame is plunked in my reluctant One (heme still intrigue*, critics It stars Robert Morley L dissipated hy an accidental and Ralph Richardson, two out­ stocking was "Huttcrfield 8," me though: Gloria's striving death. standing actors. now at I IIS Si's Riviera. Some­ for respectability. So here's one recommended it on the In the tradition of "Inherit another scenario. "It's a Long CORAL: "The Plunderers"- grounds that Elizabeth Tay­ the Wind." and "Let No Man Way from Plymouth Rock. A western drama. TKeitUes lor is . . . well . . . mmm-ruff" Write My Epitaph," "Butterfield Baby!" ALSO AT Miss Taylor is mmm-ruff. in­ CARIB 0 As the door slams in a typ­ deed! And there are several Sunday Movie MIRACLE ical middle class home, John inspiring, not to say uplifting Dean's 'Rebut* Here a/ MIAMI Alden and Priscilla—known to "Female on the Beach" is this shots of her. including one of OPEN 1145 A.M. C 163rd James Dean's famous film. the boys in the neighborhood the lower right leg. small of Sunday night's feature movie "Rebel Without A Cause," will saloons as "Pris"—staggers in. the bark. etc. (Too damn Joan Crawford. Jeff Chandler NOW SHOWING in shown by the Drama De­ They are drunk and disheveled. little etc.!!) and Jan Sterling star in the partment Wednesday and Mr. and Mrs. Alden sit in a mystery that is centered about DORIS DAY E % )*'• ^ Unfortunately, the anatomy Thursday at 4 and 8 p.m. corner and beam approvingly. a lonely beach house. REX HARRISON S mi had to lie embedded in The classic film will be shown Mrs. Alden: "I knew we'd be The 97-minute film will be JOHN GAVIN ELIZABETH a story and the story is a mess. in Beaumont Lecture Hall. Do­ proud of that boy." shown at Beaumont Lecture Miss Taylor plays Gloria nations, which go for a schol­ Mr. Alden (happily): "Yeah, Hall at 6:30 and 8:30 p.m. Ad­ "MIDNIGHT LACE" TAYLOR Wandrous. a girl who definitely arship fund, is 50 cents. he's out every night—always mission is free. has hie, problems. A fatherless NEXT ATTRACTION N LAURENCE Child of 13. she had an ugly JOHN WAYNE affair with her mother's suitor, STEWART GRANGER 9 HARVEY a lather substitute just yearn­ FABIAN ond CAPUCINE ing to be placed in some case "NORTH TO EDDIE FISHER study Since then, she has been lleeping around ill an epic at­ ALASKA" JOHN OHARAS tempt at personal therapy. CinemaScope • Color SIIK THINKS slu has found S 1 i ue Love at last with Winston AMPLE Liggett (Laurence Harvey), a FRFE Yale man who married into PARKING wealth and turned wastrel to hide from a wasted life An­ other nut in this Freudian cake

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UM Symphony Conductor Fa­ Symphonys Three Bs bien Sevitzky will interview four internationally-known concert soloists- Blanche Thebom, David By ROBERT HILBERT the direction of Glenn Draper, Miss Thebom will also sing Harrrciii Music tlitir and four outstanding opera four songs by Brahms, which Lloyd, Arda Mandikian and Ben­ In 1824. the world first heard stars. were transcribed for orchestra jamin Rayson—on the fourth in a one of the greatest of all sym­ Metropolitan Opera star by Dr. Sevitzky. They will be series of television programs sung in German. phonies. Its composer never Blanche Thebom, tenor David "Music with Sevitzky," to be pre­ Lloyd, baritone Benjamin heard it performed, although he Dr. Sevitzky has also orches­ sented today at 8:00 p.m. on was at its premiere. trated two compositions by WTHS-TV, Channel 2. UM students will get their Bach. The Choral Prelude. chance to hear it Sunday and "Zion's Watchmen Are Calling," Sevitzky and his guests will Monday nights by the UM and the Fugue in G minor by discuss Beethoven's final work, Symphony Orchestra. This will the baroque master will be the Symphony No. 9 in D minor be the first time Beethoven's included. (The Choral Symphony). Ninth "Choral" Symphony will have been performed in this area. Paitl ky Paul trill NOW GUESS WHAT KIND OF ART THIS IS AT I .OWE Even today, the Ninth ORIGINAL Artist Gtgt Aramesco Displays Her Abstract Symphony by the deaf Bee­ thoven sounds relatively modern. The scope of It, which approaches epic pro­ Lowe Art Shows portions, is still a challenge. J EWE L R Y Thus, the UM Symphony BI.AN'CHF. THEBOM should be given a great deal of She'll Sinn B' Abstract Painting credit for attempting it. It will Rayson and soprano Arda B Y L E O be presented, under the direc­ Mandikian will join the Sym­ By STANLEY TL'PLER tion of Dr. Fabien Sevitzky, phony for the last movement UNUSUAL RINGS Hirrrtaii «rt Writir at the Symphony's third pro­ of Beethoven's musical mon­ Perhaps the most important art event to take place gram of this season, Sunday ument. In the movement, in Miami in the last 10 years unfolded on the UM Cam­ evening at the Miami Beach which gives the symphony THE VILLAGE CORNER pus at the Lowe Gallery with the opening of their Auditorium, and Monday eve­ the name "Choral." Beetho­ ning at the Dade County Audi­ ven utilized Schiller's "Ode ORIG NAL JEWELRY BY LEO current show by the Six South Florida Abstract torium Both concerts will start to Joy." (In this performance, Painters. • at 8:30. the poem is presented in an 1 136 >. dixie hwy. • coral gable •s 46, fla . • mo 1-7411 After a decade, an art move- ened trust Iv while each artist Augmenting the Symphony English translation hy Henry ACROSS FROM 72C DORM ment known as abstract ex­ gave a five minute talk on his will be the UM Chorus, under Chapman.) pressionism or action painting motives for painting abstractly. was being represented by a The floor was then thrown local group of artists in one of open to questions. Soon an el­ LUCKY STRIKE PRESENTS: the community's most conserv­ derly woman asked. "How can ative, non-commercial art gal­ you call paint thrown on a leries. canvas art?" Abstract expressionism had Now chaos erupted. Both come a long way in the 10 panel artists and members of short years sinre its inreption DeaELllRiFRQOD: the audience attempted to by Jackson Pollock. Its local answer at the same time. A DR. FROOD S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: "Life ain't all beer unci skillies." as the saying fines representatives, a group who multitude of cross conversa­ — but ij enough students got together, maybe skittles toultl make a biff comeback. had joined together for mu­ tions started. Some people tual benefits, railed themsel­ just stood up and started ves Six South Florida Ab­ shouting. stract Painters. All of them have had academic training With the cries of "no, no, Dear Dr. Frood: I don't speak from personal experience, but I and each one possesses an more questions, more ques­ understand all the men in this college are wolves. What do you individual style. tions." C. Clay Aldridge. chair­ think a respectable girl like me — with a good old fashioned up­ man of the discussion, officially bringing—should do about this situation? Dorothy Gillespie and Leon ended the program. Willig seem to work more on Strait l.aceil the fringes of abstract expres­ This week's coming art DEAR STRAIT: Drop your handkerchief. sionism with a more calculated events: color composition, while Se­ • Lowe Gallery: One man bastian Trovato. Bill Clarke and show by John Rood; Six South Gigi Aramesco rely to a large Florida Abstract Painters. extent on quick expressive brush strokes. William Ward • Granville Gallery. Coral was both the popular and intel­ Gables: One man show by Dr. lectual favorite of the show: his Granville Fisher of the UM. work seemed to move just slightly beyond abstract ex­ • Kappa Pi. art honorary so­ pressionism. ciety, plans to have its an­ nual Christmas card sale at the Dear Dr. Frood: When I entered college as a freshman this fall, my BTT THE HIGH POINT of local book stores around cam­ father gave me a very large sum of money to cover room, board, the current exhibition was the pus. tuition, books and all other expenses for four full years of college. discussion panel held at the 4 Because of an unfortunate series of poker games, however, the Lowe Gallery, in which these money is now completely gone. How would you suggest I handle six artists attempted to justify this situation? their accomplishments. A standing-room-only crowd of Ten High 300 people composed of the Coral Gables Art Club, UM art DEAR TEN: I feel confident that your father will give you another students and art teachers, list- Dear Dr. Frood: I just don't understand the chance if you go up to him like a man, tell him you are sorry, admit men in this college. Not one of them has your mistake and promise him that your luck will change. ever asked me for a date. I am intelligent L}H„ said . . . "for a and easy to get along with. Enclosed is my Clanccable. Danceable snapshot. What do you think is wrong? j'arty dress, I love this Left Out DEAR LEFT: After considering this problem from every angle, I can only conclude that you have enormous feet. Taffeta Formal Dear Dr. Frood: According to my figures over ninety-five per cent of the students Dear Dr. Frood: Do you think it is safe for Kit $ 98 onlT 29 here are below average. What is wrong? a girl to walk home alone from a college dance? IH»M« ltrm) Math Major Nervous (It look! «t lean M0> DEAR MATH: You are obviously going to a below-average college. DEAR NERVOUS: Safer.

Ill's shimmering, ruslly, irrideicent ttf felt in Emerald, Royal, Red DON'T BREAK TRADITION, WARNS FROOD! One of the proudest traditions on the American aim 10-20 campus, reports Dr. Frood. is smoking Luckies. Today college students smoke more Luckies than any other regular. According to Dr. Frood, "Any student who breaks this tradition not only robs himself of the full pleasure of smoking—but also could, conceivably, bring 'the Curse of Frood' down upon the entire student body.'' Open Fri. 'til 9 p.m.

. . La-aua VlBoaar CHANGE TO LUCKIES ond get some toste for a change/ lMdlni Iiiun at Uralviraitr of Miami and Primallori C • ' • • Ptodttct of iji\t ^Vrntxican •JcVasrs^oAYcnyHiity — JaCcveco is our middle nam* |ll i I MittK '2. IW><> THK MIAMI HURRICANE PACE THIRTEEN

Mural Boxing ' OOPS, WRONG SPORT Kappa Sig V-Ball Finals Near End Makes Debute Vipers, Invaders and Commuters play off for the in­ dependent volleyball championship, ending Tuesday. I .iinn Hall championship was * Monday Nite would-be's. the game will be Makes Bid won hy fourth floor north. i taught and played at Eaton from A record crowd is expected to By KKN GOLDMAN when Ihey defeated third floor 7 to 8:30 p.m. — Beryl Emmer •vitTMM • probable record uum- Kappa Sigma nipped Alpha Ep­ north. Sixth floor won the New ber ol botTalU bouts this coming silon Pi 36-34 in the battle for Hall title, whipping third floor Mtk. first place in the Gulf League in 13-2. 13-4. Lamb Chi Grabs Early indications are approxi­ the key game in the intramural Each dorm will have a basket­ mately 150 students will partici- basketball this week. KS (5-0) ball free throw contest and a Prexy Cup Lead p.ih' in intramural boxing, held needs one more win to clinch a table tennis tournament. New each night at the Student Union spot in the playoffs. Hall table tennis practice is on Lambda Chi Alpha added rifle­ ry and golf to its bowling crown, ring, starting at 7 p.m. Monday. <>l Ml i; TUESDAY Gulf Lea­ Tuesday and Thursday for floors thus grabbing a 70-point lead in Final weigh-ins are this after- gue results saw Tau Epsilon Phi 1. 2. 3 and 7. Floors 4. 5 and 6 the President's Cup race. Lambda noon, 3 to 5. move into a second place tie with practice on alternate days. Main Chi leads PiKA 469 to 399. "Generally we have a capacity AEPi (3-1). TEP whipping Phi Residence will have ping-pong iiiiiulance on the opening and Sigma Delta 66-45. Sigma Nu and basketball practice on Mon­ Football champ Sigma Nu is final bouts," said John M Kel- edged Sigma Alpha Epsilon 43-36. day and Wednesday; Eaton Hall. third with 3HS. with defending Ity, director of intramurals. Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Lamb Monday through Thursday. Prac­ Prexy (up champion Tau Ep­ Sn come early! There, of course, and Zeta Beta Tau remain un­ tice for both sports will be held silon Phi fourth. Tennis win­ il no cfaaUg*." defeated in the National League this week only, the tourney start­ ner Phi Sigma Delta has drop­ Several title holders will be race, with crucial games schedul­ ing December 11. Girls must ped to fifth. di 'fending their weight crowns. ed this week. Tuesday Pi Lamb practice for the free throw con­ The top teams seem well on The classes are 124, 130, 137, 144, nipped University Gardens 35- test to be eligible. their way to increasing their 151, 158. 105, 173, 185 and unlim­ 33, ZBT romped past Kappa Al­ Girls interested in howling margin. Both are undefeated in ited Bouts consist of three one- pha 69-36 and Aquinas Center will meet on the first floor of basketball. minute rounds. Pi Kappa Alpha The tip ten: betted Sigma Alpha Mu 37-32. their dorms at 10:45 nn Satur­ I. LamlrJa Chi Alpha WI is defending champ. Lamb Chi was not scheduled day mornings, after which they Pi Kappa Alpha 3M Si|ma Nu Mi For added boxing protection, Sigma • In knocked off prev­ will go to the University Bowl. Tau Epsilon Par 32f the participants must wear head­ iously unbeaten Sigma Phi Ep­ Modern dancers are welcome Phi Sigma Delta 274 gear and teeth protection. Miami silon 54-28. to keep its unblem­ Kappa SiftM 141 Photo by Oan Holm to a meeting at 10 a.m. Saturday. Sigma Alpha tpsilin 24J trainer Dave Wike will be at ished Southern I-eague record PETK MARCIANO RAISES FIST IN PROTEST Dec. 10 at the armory. And for Xi Gamma lota tit ringside each night. Former UM Zeta Beta Tau Ill intact. Phi Delta Theta kept Gene Towers Fingertip Control Spellbounds 'Slugger' the inevitable bridge players and Pi lamlda Phi 2*N champ Buddy Lovett is the box­ pace, with a 45-20 win over ing coordinator. Beta Sigma Rho. Cavernarios heal Sigma Pi 54-41. Pi Kappa Alpha swamped de­ Tli«» AIIXO'K—HeW OWNERS OF 'Hey Mister Custard.' fending champ Baptist Student Union 60-31. ATO is the only omeiiii Reinforcements At UM other unbeaten Atlantic League % team, edging Hot Corners 42-36. Riviera Cards N' Gifts Inc. TROPICAL FRUIT SHIPPERS Jim Atsedes of Lambda Chi San Sab stopped XGI 68-25. , 1232 S. DIXIE H WAY Alpha fired an unprecedented 3488 Main Highway ROTC ends its regular season period 100 score in mural riflery (Across from UAA Dorms) COCONUT GROVE 33, FLA. finals. Ben Rowe of Pi Kappa Al­ Wednesday afternoon. Squad 16, pha followed up with another 20 and Co. C are still undefeated. lnvil<» vou lo Shipper of Fancy Fruit perfect score. Both shot left PAPAYAS AVOCADOS handed, from a prone position and Debate Tourney Hee. 14 See the "Around the World" MANGOS at the number one target. Second of four intramural for­ selection of gifts . . . (Happi Coats) Lambda Chi nipped Pi Kappa ensic activities, men and women's Our contemporary cards are out Phone HI 3-3633 Alpha 771 to 759 for the cham­ debate will be held Wednesday, pionship. Dec. 14 of this world . . . XMAS SPECIAL - $5 95 Largest Selection ef Personalized CLASSIFIED Boxed—Individual ond Contemporary '/2 Bushel of Oranges and Grapefruit Xmas and Hanukkah Cards Freight Prepaid ROOM FOR RENT MISCELLANEOUS

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The nearest thing to heaven on the UM campus this Vollenweider. week was head grid coach Andy Gustafson. Used for blocking through­ Gustafson's latest position of elevation was reached out the first half of the season. Vollenweider returned to the when some dissatisfied students hung him in effigy M.itu*. of a ball carrier in the from a tree outside the Memorial Classroom Building. Notre Dame game and literally The apparent spark for this "• blasted the Cane*, to a Home­ lynching, the fourth in four "The field goal against coming victory. years, was his call for the field Syracuse?" commented one It cannot be dismissed as "o- goal attempt late in the Syra- player. "Most coaches would in. idenee that Vollenweider t use came. have called for the same and Miami "came alive" in the thing. The only thing bad was "I play the house odds." said SSBte game. His own quiet type «** Gus. "Let the other guy ride the the kirk itself." of powerful leadership w.is | long shot." That comment comes from A \ dominant factor until he was Dangel, .he It was not until the 18-0 injured against Syracuse. fc-i am- ^*Xm . • **' loss to Florida that students one who miss­ ed the kick. Vollenweider's finest hours HA1.FTIME GIVES RACEY TIMMONS TIME TO STOP AM) THINK, 'ALL MY FAULT?' sealed the coach's fate and have been UM's finest hours. I proceded with the neck-tie One rather think it will be a long time party. disgusted before a game comes along to Sports photos in this issue by The general concensus around Cane was a equal the Syracuse battle. I David Greenfield, official UM campus is that, "Gus killed the bit hesitant «o hope I never see another .ike Free booklet tells | desire in the team when he talk of the the Florida game. photographer; Jane Walsh, made them try for a field goal Gator con­ Paul Barton and Larry instead of gambling against quest. THE EFFECT of the loss of Frank, student photograph­ how to tour Svracuse." "Florida? Volly. coupled with that of BOTH DOWNTOWN papers Yeah, you can O'Mahony, Ryder and Fritzsch" ers. have taken a pot shot at "What's chalk that one cannot be dismissed. GUS on a budget Wrong With the Hurricanes?" up to me." Is this the story of Miami's All of a sudden our local sports The dejected one was Racey defeat last Saturday night? 24 pages packed with facts: Free booklet writers are coaches, swamis qnd Timmons. who fumbled the Hardly the whole story. For "Travelling Economically in Britain" tells psychiatrists, all wrapped up in punt that led to Florida's firct you see, it is only one view­ ILLINOIS COLLEGE OF one neat typewriter ribbon. and deciding touchdown. He point: mine. how you can tour the British Isles for jusl a OPTOMETRY pittance. Includes map; photographs; details I have yet to meet a man wno didn't mention his pair of kev The announcement that Navy interceptions against UF, one can tell what runs through a had accepted the Orange Bowl announces that applications for admission on transportation, accommodations, tours, football player's mind, or any­ setting up Miami's best scoring hid must have affected the cali­ to its classes bpginnmf September 1. customs, and currency. Mail coupon below— threat of the evening. 1961. are no* being receiver). one's mind for that matter. ber of Miami's game. and see your travel agent before you go. Strange as it may seem, football THERE IS one factor having 3 year course of professional study lead players are students — you to do with Miami's recent plight And there are probably a ing to the degree. know, people. Some of them which cannot be ignored. That dozen other factors, in addition DOCTOR OF OPTOMETRY CLIP COUPON TODAY even have emotions. is the absence of halfback Jim to the Gators, which contribut­ ed to the poor showing. But The British Travel Association. Dept. N-12 when dealing with people, can REQUIREMENTS FOR 680 Fifth Avenue, Nn York l*>, V V. anything be for sure? —Skip Rozin ENTRANCE Please send me"Tra\cllinc Economically in Britain." 2 years (60 sem. hours or equivalent qtr. hours) in specified liberal arts and see ences.

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Open 24 Hours SURFSIDE |)M KMBER 2. 1°60 THK MIAMI HURRICANE PACK FUTON Call For Frattle Battle Tickets are now on sale for the Grid Queen Grid Prophet 'Loves To Hi? annual Sigma Nu-SAE charity tackle football game, to be held a week from this Saturday at the •) BARBARA McALPINE the plays you have to worry University athletic field, from 36 - 24 - 36 members of Sigma Nu, SAE, or While grandstand coaches about everyone. various sororities on campus. busily second puess the quar­ Cirla, would you ba IntaraataJ "He's a vicious tackier who The proceeds from the ticket terback's signals, a player on etting the undivided attention sales, $.50 apiece, go to the Paul the other side of the line is loves to hit," described Head ,,i football stars Ed Johns. James R. Yarck Memorial Fund and the trying to outguess him. Coach Andy Gustafson. O'Mahony, James Vollenweider, National Children's Cardiac Bill Miller, Charles Linning and This is the job of UM's de­ "Mills has an inborn desire Home. Mike Harrison? fensive center. to play football that is above It's yours Tuesday, at the coaching. He plays football the lirst annual Eootball Sweet­ The Hurricanes' "team heart beauty contest. The man" Keulten Mills has the way the game should be played. beauty "experts'" girlfriends job of outliguring the quar­ I guess you'd call him a team are ineligible as contestants. terbacks, analyzing offensive man—a player with no thought formations, knowing the spe­ of self or self glory." Johns and O'Mahony represent cialties of enemy players, and (he sophomore- class: Volly and railing the right defensive MILLS went into both the Miller the juniors and Linning play. and O'Day the seniors. Repre­ Syracuse and Florida games senting the frosh will be their Formerly a guard and listed with ;i shoulder injury. young coach Whitey Campbell. as starting center, the versatile Despite injuries or tough THE FOOTBALL Sweetheart senior has spent most of his competitors. Mills has ranked v, ill appear in the sports section playing time diagnosing the op­ either first or second in total ol the 1961 Ibis. position's offense. tackles for each game, and is The contest will be held at "I KIND OF like the respon­ second only to Frank Reinhart ; |»in. Tuesday in the Student sibility now," Mills decided. by one tackle. His hunting- requested to arrive by 6:45. "When you're just in the line tackling technique has brought Union upper lounge. or linebacking you have only the linebacker close to nudging What should you wear? Cock­ your own assignment to worry REUBEN RUNS CANES WHEN JOHNS IS ON THE BENCH out season record number of tail dresses will be fine. about. But when you're calling Mills Nears A New UM Tackling Record For Centers tackles by positions. 6 ways to Gator Iiml. Again hypnotize men Ever wonder why some of the Canes Play Dead For Florida Bat-A-Ball plainest gals walk off with the most eligible bachelors-often The University of Miami's Gustafson. Notre Dame and Syracuse, one under the noses of a batch of limited Hurricanes suffered 'For once, we can believe a after the other," he said. beauties? The December Jour­ OPEN FIELD BASEBALL nal tells you "How to Be Pop­ their worst defeat of the season team's press notices." But after Bobby Dodd, Jr. before tlie largest crowd of the connected with Gator sopho­ ular." Youraryes,smile, manner Gustafson laid much of the season, last Saturday night in more end Tom Kelley for 18 BATTING RANGE can help you hypnotize men— blame on injuries to his top the Orange Bowl. yards, and following play if you know a few simple tricks. three halfbacks, Jim Vollen­ The 18-0 humiliation came at barreled one yard for six (P.S.) Information comes from weider, Ron Fritzsche and Nick an irrefutable source—men! the hands of the bowl bound points, the game was a strict­ Bring this ad for free game Florida Gators before 60,122 Ryder. ly no-contest affair. Newly installed UF Coach DECEMBER LADIES #K*ME stunned fans. The victory Miami succeeded in denting Limit one per person per day Ray Graves, whose crew meets evened the 22-year inter-state Florida territory on only three Baylor in the Gator Bowl, re­ rivalry at 11 games each. occasions. The land - hoarding marked that he was surprised There's no doubt that they Gators were never driven past were among the best we've over the Canes' unanimous let­ 15405 S. DIXIE HIGHWAY JOURNAL their own 24-yard line. down. A CURTIS MAGAZiNt played all season," bemoaned The statistical summary was Coach Andy Gustafson. •OF COURSE, it's not often humiliating to Miami, who only the week before cleaved 246 WW* offensive yards from nationally- ranked Syracuse. Against Flor­ ida, Gustafson's lifeless crew Little Rrothers Fall bled out only 146. ODDLY enough, the Canes' leading ground-gainer was full­ back Frank Bouffard, who con­ Prey To Seminoles tributed 24 yards on five car­ ries. Bouffard, the squad's Lose or Gain "We mighta lost on the scoreboard, but I sure felt we leading ground-gainer in 1959, outplayed 'em on the ield," said frosh grid coach Whitey has been used sparingly. This marks the fourth straight UP TO Campbell after his Hurricanes dropped a 14-6 decision season Florida has beaten the to Florida State University. Canes. The game was played Friday in , "THE FIELD was a bit muddy 15 LBS. IN 2 MONTHS Plant City, near Tampa, for bene- antj covered with dew, which fit of local charities. made the ball wet and sloppy to The Seminoles jumped off to an handle." ^ GUARANTEED RESULTS early 7-0 lead. This was nearly George Mira, seeded by many equalled with 10 seconds remain­ observers to be a quarterbacking ing in the half when UM's Andy sensation in later years, and Ben­ Spinelli shared John Bennet for net split the passing chores. Be­ a 64 yard gain. tween, they hit for 240 aerial Only an accidental slip pre­ yards. vented Bennet from scoring. "It's still too early to tell Come third quarter, Spinelli how much these boys will help rapped a long scoring drive, the varsity," said Campbell, re­ plunged over the FSU pay line. viewing his prospects. "I never PER After a vain attempt to go commit myself on the possibili­ ahead, the yearling Seminoles ties of a freshman player." MONTH remained on top, 7-6. Campbell, who swings into the The lead was never lost. UM recruiting program shortly, * Supervised "You can't fumble twice on the says the picture will be clearer after spring practice. opponent's one-yard line arid ex­ Bodybuilding "That's when we find out if a pect to win," the 33-year-old Student 4 Day Holiday Campbell remarked. boy's really got it." 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i79 «• OUT OF SUN Falcons Raid Cagers (Wjhoop It Up By ALLEN H. BELL Guard Dick Hickox, placed second to Ohio State for Hurricane Jtuittiitt Spirts ElMir high scoring honors, averaging 89.6 points a clip Hic­ A controversial football season nudges the home kox will act as team captain for the home opener. beginnings of Miami's 1960-61 basketball campaign to­ Miami Final morrow night against Tampa at Miami Beach Exhibi­ "Preseason injuries have hurt us plenty and it'll tion Hall. take another four weeks to determine the exact University of Miami's Hurricanes, hoping to pick up damage." said Hale. where they left off after the Notre Dame meeting, lock Game time is 8:15 p.m. Admission is free to students horns with the underdog Flying Falcons of Air Force upon presentation of ID cards. Biggest setback to Hale was center Harry Manu- Academy tonight in the Orange Bowl. shaw's sprained ankle—received two days after re­ With results from last night's UM encounter at covering from a broken nose. "The Horse," who won't Game time for the season finale is 8:15 p.m. Rollins unavailable at press time, the Canes, ac­ see action for at least two After the Canes' dead-pan per­ cording to Head Coach Bruce Hale, are expecting formance against Florida (see weeks according to Hale, tough-sledding against their upstate visitors. is being replaced by S page 15), Falcon Head Coach VrJ ~* Buck Martin, fresh from downing "We took both games from them last time, but it gangling 7*1* Mike Mc­ Colorado, must have breathed was never easy," recalled Hale. "In our second game, Coy. optimisticly over tonight's en­ counter. we barely won, 74-73." Hale added that Jack Spisak. a 6 3 guard, Only the week before, Shaw's A 6'8" SOPHOMORE. Don Boyt, should give Cane will be out of action chief scout. Roy Anderson, pin­ rebounders a run for their money under the boards, pointed the Hurricane weaknesses until late December after the UM-Syracuse match. said Hale. Boyt was a Tampa standout last year—as a freshman. with a broken arm. "The trouble with Miami's Barring additional in­ It defense is that it's too uncer­ Turning to the overall season outlook, Hale acknowl­ juries, here's a rundown \J tain. Most of the defensive edges that "Everybody says we're supposed to have a on Miami's probable backfield area always looked great season ahead of us, but I'll have to see it on the DICK HICKOX starting lineup: pretty easy." court before I believe it." Captain Tomorrow Night DICK HICKOX — sen­ And in case you haven't heard, Last season, the Canes wound up with a 23-4 won- brother, that's the "wild blue ior guard from Fort Wayne, Ind., and a definite threat yonder" to this Air Force team. loss record, ninth place in the Associated Press rank­ to repeat as an All-American pick for 1961. Twice last At the pilot controls is, of ings and a NCAA tournament berth. season he fired the winning field goal as the final RICHIE MAYO course. All-American Richie The freewheeling cagers, paced by All-American buzzer sounded. Air Force Quarterback Mayo, termed by Hurricane Head Coach Andy Gustafson to be "the JULIE COHEN — A former high school All-Ameri­ j best passer I've faced in my 13 WHILE GRIDDERS FRY can who teamed up with Hickox at the backcourt years here." positions. A Brooklyn native, he currently has a 12.6 Mayo has already connected point scoring average. It's A Bird for 100 passes this season, Lending moral support to the ;| dwarfing Miajni's Eddie Johns, Frosh Roast Gator RON GODFREY — Back for his third varsity cage Air Force squad in tonight's grid who has 50. The fair-haired letter, Godfrey, a forward, averages close to 20 points clash against Miami, will be t'*e Mayo, a native of Eureka. Calif.. a game and has collected as many as 22 rebounds in visitors' mascot. Mach I, a live i is also eighth in the all-time Varsity Netters a single outing. falcon that travels about 50 miles NCAA records. an hour. This year at UCLA he compet­ About the time Florida's Gators were handing Univer­ BRUCE APPLEGATE — A 6'3" forward who's al­ The appropriate arms-bearer ed 20 of 40 passes—in deep mud. sity of Miami a crushing Thanksgiving gridiron defeat, ways dangerous with his one-handed jump shot. was selected by academy officials MIAMI FANS clamoring for a soon after the school's opening a pair of Hurricane freshmen netters were making MIKE McCOY - Tallest man on the squad at 7T\ more wide-open brand of ball in 1955. Several of the species should find Air Force's gambling mincemeat of UF's varsity tennis squad at Sarasota. he is another member of the Ft. Wayne, Ind., entour­ were obtained and eagled-eyed styles a treat, believes Anderson. Rodney Mandelstam, UM's Junior Davis Cup champion age. A former high school All-American, McCoy trans­ cadets trained the falcons regu­ f om South Af larly. And Richie doesn't need much r "ca, annexed the two foot singles' trophy, ferred to UM last year from Northwestern and played : help when it comes to calling then teamed up with Clarence Shackleford for the on the Miami Dispatch team. Among the abilities of Mach I plays either," Anderson said. "He is to sight and capture "the lure." doubles title. * Idoes what he thinks best, whether The leather object is controlled In the singles, Mandelstam it's throwing a pass from his five- by the bird's handler, called a easily downed the Gators' top yard line or going for a yard-or- Falconer. Milled player, Bill Tym, in two to get a first down." straight sets of 6-4. 7-5, 6-2. Once the free - flying mascot Reportedly, however. Gustaf- spots the lure, he goes into i j son is overhauling his offense The 19-year-old Mandelstam "stoop" or a dive towards the ob­ drastically to meet a mounting attributed much of his success ject The Falconer reacts by pull­ i uproar of criticism. to several pre-game pointers ing the lure out of reach. Weird formations may be in given him hy all-time tennis The numerous "stoops" demon­ the offing, featuring sudden great Fred Perry. strate the gracefulness, maneu­ pitrhouts from receivers after "I met Perry two years ago in verability and speed of the Falcon pass completions. London, and he promised to help The Falcon is rewarded with Soph Eddie Johns is expected me out." Mandelstam recalled. "I food for his achievement. to see considerable action at a j was awfully surprised to meet Just enough food though, to halfback slot, with sandy-haired • him in Sarasota, but he definitely keep him hungry for the next Bobby Weaver relieving at quar­ I made good on his promise." show. terback. j APPROXIMATELY 50 entrants ' were on hand for the annual ithree day tourney sponsored by 1 Sarasota's recreation department. Hugh Quinn. a sophomore and i only other UM player, reached j the quarterfinals. • * * A round-robin tennis tourna­ ment, with free admission to Uni- . versity students, is currently be­ ing held on the UM courts located on San Amaro Drive near the football field. Competing are all twelve of Miami's varsity and freshman netters. Dater Tix Date tickets for the set- ' son's first home basketball game, held in the Miami Beach Exhibition Hall to­ morrow night, may be pur­ chased at the Exhibition Hall preceding the game. The co"-' is $1. The Beach box office opens at 6:30 p.m., with the pre­ liminary game beginning at 7:00. A student must have j valid UM ID card in order HEAD FOOTBALL (ouch Andy Gustafson's "low" altitude to buy a date ticket, allowine during last Saturdays somewhat disappointing game against his date to sit in the studen* Florida was eliminated by UM students on Monday. Story on section. NOBODY CAN SAY L'M DIDNT GET ITS OFFENSE OFF THE GROUND (ni** raised outlook is on page 14. tVF'v Nick Arfaras Prepares Fd Johns For Big Let-Down (See P. J5)