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gs1ce• Bush begins k to area President trying to get OK from Congress for war in Gulf WASHINGTON (AP) - A people were starting to somber Congress on Thursday sped ere actually is concrete toward its starkest war-and-r.eace Charleston's ice cov­ decision since World War I , and ts, another sleet storm leaders in both parties predicted way through Central President Bush would get what he Thursday.· wants: authority to take the nation e National Weather to war in the Persian Gulf. ~redicts that conditions Sen. John Danforth, R-Mo. . said Friday, as mixtures of it would be "unthinkable" for ·n and snow continue. Congress to undercut Bush after the will be a heavy storm to had led the interna­ west and northwest of the tional coalition against Saddam n-Mattoon area, causing Hussein, and he contended it had from one-fourth to one­ become clear economic sanctions es of precipitation in would not force Iraq out of Kuwait. ," said Charles Fenley, "The captain cannot abandon the President Bush gist with the National ship," Danforth said. "It is not an ice. option of the U.S. Congress to dis­ ay, temperatures hov­ approve what we for months have • Perez de Cuellar head­ d 30 degrees, causing asked others to support." Sup­ ed for Baghdad. Page 6A to form into the rain- porters and opponents of the presi­ • Saddam says Bush dent introduced competing resolu­ doesn't understand the not going to ~e good tions -·one giving authority for war, freezing rain, sleet. the other asserting that sanctions stakes of war. Page 6A local weather observer and diplomacy must be given more . "I don't see us getting time to work- as Tuesday's United the go-slow approach. ice." Nations deadline for Iraqi with­ "The only debate here in 'ty Health Service report­ CARL WALK/Verge photo editor drawal bore down. Congress is over whether we slow­ ay that more than 13 A local mail carrier braves the icy sidewalks and chilly gusts of The weight of the decision fac­ ly strangle Saddam with sanctions have reported injuries wind Thursday. ing lawmakers was apparent as or immediately pursue a military y had fallen on ice-cov­ have an icy covering will be cov­ could cause some lines to come the debate unfolded in both cham­ solution," said House M ajority and sidewalks. ered with yet another solid glaze of down." bers. "There is a real understand­ Leader Richard Gephardt, D-Mo. said falling temperatures ice. Fenley said Saturday's forecast ing that this is a moment of pro­ But both House Speaker Thomas on Thursday evening and The freezing rain may also calls for things to dry off. with found decision" that will affect S. Foley and Senate Republican will cause previous ly cause ice to build up on power temperatures reaching the upper "the whole planet," said Rep. Leader Bob Dole have said the in streets to remain wet, lines and trees, Fenley said. That, 30s and possibly the low 40s by - Newt Gingrich, R-Ga. force-authorizing version had votes streets which might still "teamed with 10-15 mph winds Monday. Democratic leaders pressed for .,. Continued on page 2A S chooses Martinsville for dump ~-l~.00a1 ·~- b:a~~::~:owt1e rs'°'-~:~ must be ratified by a specia l g ubernatorial siting com­ mission headed by former state Supreme Court Justice tt>.~11e~~:r~~~~::rif~ ;:~ ·~· Seymour Simon. Illinois Department of Nuclear Safety has picked ''I believe the IDNS is doing it (making the recommenda­ ille as the site for a low-level nuclear waste dump, tion) simply to save face," said Steve Cloud, a member of ~'Ori'~ ti.~U:OfAS~·~ .. 'sf~i three-year-long battle by area residents against it. Concerned Citizens for Clark County, a group of more than ey CHAALA.eRAunoAi.··:_·;;'.';\.:-- ..,·:[:"'': .. '·.;'i.~ \:.r:.= Director Thomas Ortciger made the announcement 1,000 citizens opposed to a dump in their area. Senior reporter '' s conference Wednesday at the Statehouse. The proposed site in nearby Martinsville would be a cen­ more than two years of methodical, careful study of tral repository for nuclear waste from Illinois and Kentucky. Students may be In for a shock at bars and padfuge"'' insville site, the IDNS believes ... the site is safe and But Cloud said he believes the Simon commission will not liquor stores this weekend as they return to pay the ," Ortciger said. place a dump in Martinsville. "Any rational person looking ,, federal ex.cise tax which caused an increase of 16 to . ver, the power to actually place that dump in Clark at the site would not approve a dump there." Cloud said, 32 cents int~ cost of a six~pack of beer on Jan. L . no longer rests with the IDNS because the choice • Comin11ed on page 2A ..Everyone 's mad they have to pay more," said. . Ted .Benuca, owner of Ted's Warehouse, J02 N." Sixth St., wbete a pitcher of beer has incr~ frOin A agrees to send letter of protest to BOG $4 to $4.50. . , . ures in the annual review is not new, The increase is the result of a federal exci~ tax. • Chairs from areas in dan­ council members and other faculty approved by the U;S. HQuse of Representatives. and ger react to the BOG's became concerned after Robert Pringle, the U.S. Sena-ie in October, which hiked the cosi of beer, wine and tobacco. bers of the Council on Aca­ program review. Page 3A BOG vice chancellor for academic Affairs agreed Thursday to send affairs. announced that the governing Additional.taX money will be placed in the federal"' to a Board of Governors official board would give serious consideration treasury and used toward various government pro­ st an "arbitrary" expectation enrollment of less than 19 students be to diverting funds from programs rated grams including education. ·said James Jaffe, pres$-' I academic major options main­ rated "status quo" with an asterisk or "status quo" with an asterisk for other spokesman for the House Ways and Me.ans reach an enrollment of 19 stu- "phase-down." These ratings can indi­ programs. Committee in Wj,\Shington, D.C. '" .. cate an eventual reduction of funds or The Council on Teacher Education However. bow the tax will affect buying habits- in bers reached this consensus elimination of those programs. and the Council on Graduate Studies the Charteston area remains to be seen. Benuca said, · discussion of the BOG Aca- The council looked at the program also will provide suggestions for pro­ "It's too eatJy to tell." he added. ''lfs only the fit$("' Program Review, which assigns review in order to give Robert Kind­ grams that fall under their jurisdiction. week of school." ·· ·~-' to student major options based rick. Eastern 's vice president for aca­ CAA chair Larry Bates pointed out Yet. Kenneth Knoop. manager of the Uptowner&. llment and costs. Council mem­ demic affairs. its recommendations for that the councils. and to some extent CeJJar. 623 Monroe Ave .• .mis already seen an alter· argue with a virtually across-the­ any changes in the ratings he will sug­ Kindrick. were limited in the recom­ ation in the alcohol intake of his customeB.. " requirement that undergraduate gest to the BOG. mendations they could make by BOG "(People) are cutting back a little bit:' Knoop sraduate major options with an Although the use of enrollment fig- · · ,, ··, _. CQ11ti1t¥td w page 1A • Co11ti1111ed 011 page 2A 2A Friday, anuary 11, 1991 The Dally Eastern Ne

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Local barIt From ownerspage I A of Gateway Liquors, 413 W. Lincoln, and East Side & of Coke Package, 1724 Jackson Ave. He added prices have said. "but not a whole lot." More customers are pur­ jumped nearly lO percent since Dec. 31. ForQt. the Low Price chasing cheaper drinks than before, he added. ''I've been in the business for 35 years," Wolff A pitcher of beer now costs $4.25 at the said, "and I've never seen anything like this. It's Uptowner - a 75 cent increase since Dec. 31. very different. I'm shocked by the amount of the $7.95 ··we're sorry we have to do it (increase prices)," (tax ) increase." Knoop said. "But we have to do it." Disgruntled'cus­ However, customers don 't seem to be too affected Not valid with any other offer - tomers "need to complain to their politicians,'' by the tax increase. ''There's no drop in sales,'' Wolff Open Daily 4 pm 1 am Knoop added. said. but added people are buying lower priced beer 2 am on Weekends Yet, the excise tax is not the only reason bar own­ and shopping around more for lower prices. 345-3400 ers and package liquor store owners have had to Michael Clark, manager of East Side Package, 2/28/91 raise their prices, Bertuca said. Distributors and added the price increase will probably not affect stu­ Expires manufacturers increased their prices nearly twice as dents as it does the working people. much as the excise tax. "Students revolve around what we have on sale.'' 'They took a huge jump," Bertuca said . Whereas Clark said. "They are not as brand loyal as the local the excise tax increased the cost of '! barrel of beer people." by $4.50, the manufacturers and distributors And while the cost of tobacco also has risen, the increased the cost an additional $5.50, Bertuca increase is not as steep as the one found in alco­ added. holic beverages. The tobacco tax rose from 16 Manufacturers and distributors usually increase cents to 20 cents per pack. Jaffe said, whereas the their prices each year to cover rising expenses, wine tax rose from 3 cents to 21 cents per 750 mil­ Bertuca said, but not as much as they did this year. limeter bottle. 'They thought they could do it. and they did," "We hear stuff (from disgruntled customers ). but Bertuca added. they buy," said Terry Johnson. Manager of Gasland. However, alcohol drinkers will not be able to 900 Lincoln Ave., where a pack of cigarettes rose StockadeBurger, Fries & Drink escape higher prices by simply shopping at package from $1.65 to $1.70. liquor stores. "Ifs just a habit." he added. "They're just some­ "We call it sticker shock.'' said Fred Wolff, owner thing they're going to continue to buy."

Every$322 Sunday IONS• From page 1 A CAA• From votes page 1 A why the foreign language pro­ "and I believe the three members grams were given this rating when from 5:00p.m. (of the commission) are rational guidelines. "We can write a letter new general education require­ to close. Includes people." protesting how its approached, but ments in foreign language were FREE dessert. The commission, approved last the categories are defined." he said. likely to raise enrollments. June by a 58-0 vote in the Illinois Former CAA chair Terry "Why phase down teacher certi­ Senate, includes Simon, Univer­ Weidner offered the council advice fication in foreign languages sity of Illinois engineering profes­ on how to approach the letter and now?" member Ron Gholson 801 W. Lincoln sor William Hall and Sierra Club agreed to help draft it. asked, adding that the increase in Charleston official Carolyn Raffensberger. "Develop as positive a letter as first-year foreign language students Gov. James Thompson formed possible; suggest alternatives." he resulting from the new requirement the commission after alleged urged. likely would also lead to an improprieties in the siting process He also advised the council increase in the number of majors. CSIRLOIN 1990SirlcMn Srockadc l....,,..ionol by the IONS and its former direc­ against suggesting a change in the Foreign language chair Heribert tor Terry Lash surfaced. figure for the enrollment require­ Breidenbach agreed. The current director has no ment. "You're spitting into the "It can be assumed that the reservations about letting the wind ... he (Pringle) just won 't hear impact of the foreign language commission choose. "We believe of it." Weidner said. requirement will lead to an the site is good; now it is up to Because of their low enroll­ increase in the foreign language the commission to decide if the ments. the philosophy major and programs." Breidenbach said. site is safe and suitable," Ortciger all options of the French. German "How much is anybody's guess.'' said . and Spanish majors are tentatively Kindrick also agreed, but said he The recommendation of Mar­ rated "status quo'' with an asterisk wanted to be "consistent" in tinsville ends a three-year, $20 or lower. assigning the ratings. million search that included The teaching certification option The theory-composition option charges from Concerned in German is already tentatively in music and the management Yes! Citizens that the state was buy­ rated "phase-down." option in chemistry have also ten­ ing support of city officials and Council members questioned tatively been rated "phase down.·· *Contacts that the state had edited damag­ *Glasses ing information from geological reports. or BOTH! Yet in spite of the uphill battle Bush begins.r. From page I A to keep a dump out of their area. to spare in both houses. Numerous lawmakers said the failure of the U.S.­ the Concerned Citizens have a Iraq talks in Geneva on Wednesday would help Bush's case. Sarne Day renewed faith. Both chambers convened Thursday to begin considering the war-and­ Service "I think that the commission peace issue, with decisive votes expected this weekend. In Most Cases (CR-39 lenses) will do the right thing." Cloud The margin for Bush seemed most comfortable in the House, less so in said, "but the sad part is that we the Senate. where the outcome hinged on the decisions of half a dozen or had to get this far at all." so conservative Democrats. Free Free Lenses Soft Contacts* Frame Purcha - o!n Buy a pairof colored or clear CR-39 lenses in our no � c n a with exam and The Daily Eastern newsEa is published daily, Monday through Friday, in Charleston, Illinois, during fall and stern News soft o ct t s power range. 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The city of Charleston 1s m cc the process of applying for a I'm surprised more people don't take advan­ $100,000 loan from the Illinois tage of this type of program. It's a nice way Environmental Protection Agen­ cy to add so me "high-tech" to finance small projects like this. equipment to its sewer depart­ ment. Mark Cline, consultant The city looks to purchase a Beam, Longest and Neff Inc. remote mini-camera mounted to a small tractor that would run through sewer mains and inspect possible trouble spots. But Dwiggins said he would'' Fund, said competition for the City Engineer Mark Dwiggins like to use the camera for rou­ Illinois Environmental explained the camera would tine inspections of the lines to Protection Agen-cy's loans is allow city crews to locate block­ save costs in future major tight. ages in the lines, possible dam­ repairs. Previously, the city hired out age or clogging by household "It would save man hours by the use of a mini-tractor camera grease or tree roots which break saving on maintenance," Dwig­ to troubleshoot blockages in the through the clay pipes. gins said. lines which cost $10,000 for· the In addition, the city would Dwiggins said the aging truck work. Should the IEPA loan be like to replace its 15-year-old jet is in need of repairs and that it approved, which could happen truck with a newer model having would be more economical to sometime after F;bruary, the more safety features. The jet replace it. cost would not affect local utili­ truck sends a pressurized water Mark Cline, a consultant with ty rates. hose down into the sewer pipes Beam, Longest and Neff Inc. "I' m surprised more people

ANDREW VERCOUTEREN/Staff photographer that propels itself through the from Champaign, the company don't take advantage of this type lines, flushing them w�th water that is helping the city to secure of program," Cline said. "It's a eakyclean as it goes. The two pieces of the I 5-year loan at 3.59 percent nice way to finance small pro­ · g Service Worker Harold Funk cleans the cmpet Thursday in equipment would be used when interest from the IEPA's Water jects like this." Arts Center for a piano and 1·iolin recital to be held at p.m. 3 crews are repairing lines. Pollution Control Revolving partment chairs lash out ag�inst BOG statement Review, a process which identifies programs what there majors are. tional faculty. with low enrollments and too high or too low "He (Pringle) only counts majors, not stu­ 'They (the BOO) have cut the philosophy costs. The program review historically has dents," he complained. department, and they ask us why we're not m's foreign language department not threatened the existence of major option Breidenbach also said that if Eastern and producing," he said. "It doesn't make sense." · Thursday that if the university was programs, but Pringle's statement appears to other Illinois universities lived up to Pringle's Barford added the department has added prived of its philosophy or foreign change that. expectations of 19 student majors in foreign six majors to the seven listed on the program e major programs because of low At issue is a clefinition that places all major language teacher certification programs,there review, and "if we have six faculty, we'll t figures, it would become nothing programs with enrollments of 19 students or wouldn't be enough jobs to go around. . have no problem going over 19 majors." a "unified trade school." less into a category that identifies the pro­ "If every university in Illinois that has a David Buchanan, chemistry chair and eign language chair Heribert grams as needing " ... continued development German major was to produce the number of Council on Academic Affairs member, nbach and other department chairs ... without such development within a reason­ majors they (BOG officials) require, there is received a vote of support from his col­ ed Thursday to a statement by a able period of time, in all likelihood the pro­ no way the high schools of Illinois .could pro­ leagues on the council as they voted unani­ of Governors official that programs gram should be suspended or eliminated.'' duce jobs forthe m," he said. mously. with Buchanan abstaining. to recom­ out for low enrollment figures in Breidenbach 's department currently serves Robert Barford's philosophy department mend a change in the "phase-down" rating could see their funding diverted to nine Spanish majors. seven French majors also received a similar rating based on its low tentatively given to the chemistry manage­ grams. and three German majors, along with a total enrollment. But Barford said he can tum his ment option. mtiversity without physics, philosophy of eleven additional students in the three enrollment around with additional faculty. Buchanan contested the rating because he uages would look bad," Breidenbach teacher certification programs. However, he Citing a reduction of two tenured and said phasing out the program would not save said his classrooms are full. tenure-track faculty in his department since the university any money. He said the option statement by Robert Pringle, BOG "It's not the number of majors that counts, 1972, along with the turnover of three of the requires no classes or faculty other than those cellor for academic affairs, accom­ but the number of students," he maintained. department's remaining four faculty in the already used in other chemistry and business this year's BOG Academic Program "If I have a room full of students. I don't care last four years, Barford said he needs addi- majors. < .Bus' will e students Gov.-electSPRINGFIELD (AP) - Gov Edgar.­ his chief of staffnames for the first half appointees to top posts elect Jim Edgar on Thursday filled of his I 0-year tenure as secretary Burris' political hands may be tied key posts on his gubernatorial of state. Most recently she worked I taverns SPRINGFIELD (AP) - A Hartigan said the contract team with veteran aides from the for the Seattle city government. students who don't spokesman for Attorney was not intended to protect campaign trail and the secretary of Edgar described the latest round . a or General-elect Roland Burris patronage workers he hired dur­ slipp(lry walk state's office. of appointees as "the nucleus that ;Ute said Thursday that Burris may ing his eight-year tenure. bars can ride the The governor-elect also named will sit down on a regular basis be handicapped in appointing "Eight years ago when I ' weekend. the first woman state budget direc­ with the governor and discuss var­ sp0nsored by top aides because of a union became attorney general, I said I Bus, tor. ious policy decisions." He reject­ nets contract protecting 350 office would support a union contract and BAC­ In addition, Edgar unveiled a ed a suggestion that the new group nt g�pthatpro- · employees' jobs. if the employees organized in .· new structure of "executive assis­ of aides amounts to a new layer of • · nking; �illshuttle Attorney General Neil support of one. as I did in the tants" overseeing several cabinet bureaucracy. He said he expects . . points :Qncampus Hartigan, a Democrat wl\o lost case of the Fraternal Order of ·· · · agencies in what he called an his staff to be smaller than ···· · ·. ·. 35 minutes in his bid for governor last fall, Police contract for our investi­ every ·· effort to streamline the executive Thompson's. , tt> leaves office Monday as fellow gators," Hartigan said in a state­ 1 :30 a.:m� branch and ensure that agencies "I want to make it clear that I'm ride)h�.bus Democrat Burris is sworn in as ment. may understand and follow the gover­ the governor and the decisions the state's new chief legal offi- He also noted that even nor's policies. will be made by the governor," te is . • cer. though the IFT endorsed him Joan Walters, 50, was named Edgar said. "The problem ... is if uthe.i t�.... • Before departing Wednesday for governor, the Teamsters �/�it���Js'.J!\8 budget director, perhaps the most there's not a clear policy set by the i)gp@;�<··.·············· for a 10-day trip to Ireland, backed his opponent, Secretary · · · critical staff post in an administra­ governor's office." Named to the . ··.pi�Jt�i· Hartigan signed a three-year of State Jim Edgar. tion that will face a budget crunch new "executive assistant" posts agreement with the Illinois Jerry Owens, a spokesman from the day it takes office. Edgar were: Allen Grosboll, 39, Edgar's Federation of Teachers­ for the attorney general-elect, said he wants the budget director chief deputy in the secretary of Te amsters Local 916 to unionize said Burris was disappointed ·····�······················ to be more involved in policy state's office, who will coordinate for the first time many of his that he didn't get to complete development than the director was environmental and education poli­ office's non-lawyer employees. the negotiations for Hartigan. under Gov. J&mes R. Thomp-son. cy.

"I want to see the Bureau of the • Michael Belletire, 44, who Budget not just say 'No' when was in charge of policy proposals of state's office and a top Edgar culture and conservation. agency directors come in and say in Edgar's campaign. previously campaign organizer, who will Edgar also named Sally 'We need money to do this,' but to held top posts with the oversee economic policy and Jackson. now director of the state come up with alternative ways to Department of Mental Health and financial regulation. Department of Employment

solve those problems." Edgar the State Board of Education and • George Fleischli, 46. who Security. as director of govern­ said. will oversee human-services agen- supervised buildings and construc­ ment operations, a post he cies. tion in Edgar's office and will take described as that of a day-to-day . �.Erhard Chorle. 35 a legal.an.cl. on. simjlar. .goyernment-.wide. troublesho.ore.r. . financial adviser in. the.. secretary duties as well as overseeing agri- . . o!�; Eastern News It'sIt was nothe first longerday of the 98 degreeshas transformed intoand Central Illinois'sunny own Rockefeller semester and I didn't want to be Plaza. late to my first class, so I tuned my But instead of a panoramic scene of people ice skati radio to 88.9 on the FM dial, near a towering Christmas tree on a wintery evening OPINION WEIU, to listen to the morning see cars sliding, people falling and the university maki inter-university traffic. feeble attempts to improve the situation. · "And now the 8:45 ac cu-trafflc Over Christmas break Charleston, like most of !Iii report with Herb Loc kwash, has been pelted with rain, snow, sleet. and ice. Like s brough t to you by Morton SALT dents, the university Physical Plant staff seemed also and the Central Il linois SNOW take a little time off. But it was taken at the expense PLOW Company," an nounced Bob the students, faculty and staff of this university. page student DJ Mike Head. You would think with the Physical Plant's equipm "Well how does it look out McKee and budget, they would see to it that campus roadw there Herb." and sidewalks would be clear of ice and be safe for Editorials represent the opinion "Hoo Boy Mike, we got ourselves a mess out there pie to negotiate them. today. The word for today is ice, and a lot of it. Man it's With the conditions outside the excuse of "I did of the editorial board. Columns everywhere. And it seems that there are no road crews make to class because the roads were too bad," isn't are the opinion of the author. out there working on it." fallacy anymore. The icy conditions not only make tra "How are the commuters making it to their classes, a pain, but just a bit dangerous as well. Herb?" Health Service said that several people report FRIDAY• JANUARY 11 • 1991 "Not too good I'm afraid. There have been a couple of injuries this week due to falls, none of them serious, nasty ones this morning, Mike." least r0t vet

"How about the travel times Herb?" A:, • •V eather outlook looks grim, so does war "It's 11 minutes on the southbound side of Fourth chance::. of improvements of the condition the unive Street from Stevenson Hall to the Coleman Hall inter­ roads and sidewalks.

A would be change because of a gapers block caused by a seven-per­ · The only attempts made by the university to imp son pile-up. Their trying to pick themselves up now, so it the situation was to spread sand on roads and sidew should clear up soon." Sand? The only thing this seemed to have done the most fat al "It's nine minutes on the northbound side of the main create a nasty brown film during the day, and then sidewalk from Booth to the Old Main cash box, and there back over at night. thus creating brown ice. seems to be a librarian that skidded out of control and And what are they going to do when spring Apparently many miscalculat ions were miscalculation wound up In the bushes outside of the union. A tow and the place looks like a giant cat box because all d made. truck Is trying to pull the librarian, Granny Grundlg, out remaining sand? . On Wednesday in Geneva the first high-level now Mike." Why don't they try something like salt. Yeah salt! you think they'll be able get her out Herb?" know that little white stuff that rusts cars, ruins I talks between the United States and Iraq were "Do "I don't know Mike. She Is a big one." ... shoes andyes. even melts ice. s nce the Aug. Iraqi invasion Kuwait. held i 2 of Maybe there is some hidden reason why they Both sides were talking about errors, about Ahh January. use salt. I don't know, I've never been able to uncle mistakes. The time of the year when everyone Is broke and pes­ how the university does things. Why should I start Secretary of State James Baker said Iraq mis­ simistic. calculated the U.S. response to an invasion of Well what Is there to look forward to anyw,ay? Another And just a mention, I am going on sabbatical: three months away 'tll opening day at be my last Friday column. Kuwait: "There have been many Iraqi miscalcu­ semester ahead, Wrigley, and the weather sucks. Good luck, take care. lations.It (Iraq) miscalculated the response to Yes folks the weather sucks with a capital "S". the barbaric policy .. . it miscalculated that it It seems worse this year, especially at this lovely Insti­ - Bob McKee is the ITldlld8ing editorand was a could divide the international community." tution of higher education, because the entire university columnist lbrThe Daily Eastern News. But Iraqi Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz believes the United States may have been the one mis­ calculat ing: "I made it Editorial clear ... we have not made miscalculations. We have been very well aware of the situation from the very beginning." Pretty potent rhetoric from both sides, with each man using the devices he needs to firmly state his country's rock-solid demands. Regardless of the failure of talks to produce a solution to the Gulf crisis, the world wait s for Tuesday's U.N. deadline for Iraqi withdrawal from Kuwait. The talks, however, failed to produce more than a solution, they failed to produce any dia­ logue, the essence of talking, of debate. Meanwhile, as the world wonders what will happen, both Baker and Aziz surely know: The Your Turn world is, in all likelihood, going to war. presents is his view of the Vietnam When asked about the ever-so-real possibili­ Taber's ideas about War. Taber states that our men "were those that occurred in bo ty of going to war, our very own President Bush not permitted to win" because our Wars. refused to use "that phrase." But simply history, facts are forces were under control SEATO, "a The final fallacy is that regional subsidiary of the United because Bush doesn't want to use the words Bush is trying to place U. pretty far off-base Nations," and that "the U.N. military under "U.N. control." This is doesn't mean that the acts he is now executing chief was a Soviet Communist." lie. Bush has resisted thi - fortifying troops, ordering civilian manufactur­ Dear editor: However, the logic of Taber's argu­ vehemently. He has even ers and airline to seJVe military needs first, pay­ I would like to respond to Mr. ment is ludicrous. placing a nominal Saudi ing a call on Capitol Hill - are not, in fact, Taber's opinion in his letter titled First of all, SEATO, the Southeast commander in charge of the should preparation for war. "United Nations not control Asia Treaty Organization, was an tional effort. It has been American forces" (Your Turn, Jan. American-inspired regional security of both Democratic and So the most substantial miscalculation in the 9). Taber's opinions were based on organization in the region. The orga­ on-going movement toward war may be the some "facts" that I'd like to clarify. nization was an independent one international organization failure of the United States to actually enter into Mr. Taber has a rather unique view dominated by the United States. It not American dominat

a dialogue with Iraq. We need to prove, as a of history. Taber states that during was a U.S.-lead effort, directed by cant power. The only r U.S. substantial world power, that we can talk, that the Korean War, forces fought U.S. commanders. that fought the the Bush Ad ministr under a U.N. mandate, which is true. "allied" effort in Vietnam. In fact, the sought U.N. approval of we can more reasonable. be But what Taber doesn't say, and United Nations played no direct role force in the present crlsi The thing both Bush and Baker need to keep what is not true, is that they fought in the conflict. the magnitude of the cri in mind while taking their hard-line stance is under the leadership a "Soviet Secondly, Taber is ridiculous when current international po Communist." U.N. forces were first he says that "our men were not per­ ti on. that when people start dying, they'll be no mis­ by calculating how many dead bodies there are in commanded an American, mitted to win." The United States With the end of the C General Douglas MacArthur. And spent from to involved in can only hope that re the desert, because saving face and saving lives 1945 1975 those troops have been commanded two wars in Vietnam, supporting the organizations, such as are two entirely different things. since then - until this very day - by a French and fighting our own, spend­ Taber represents, will U.S. general. Taber's rhetoric about ing $150 billion and incurring But if you must inunda TODAY'S the menace of communism is remi­ 250,000 casualties and 58,000 dead. your isolationist paran niscent of the days of McCarthyism We did not win because the U.S. get your facts straight.

.. · .· and the Second Red Scare: It is these acted as an imperialistic, neo-colo­ What a beautiful fix we are in '' ·· now; Peace has been declared. days. it seems. to which Mr. Taber nialistic power. fighting a perceived ' Q.uOrE would like to return. enemy in the Cold War. in a conflict ��.=���----'Napolco11 Bonapurrc Another fallacy of facts Mr. Taber that was essentially a civil war. Our Friday, January11 , 1991 SA utdated pol itics?

arleston's form of govern ment . in nation's . Stillmin. those whoor do itruny typical­ ly don 't have to worry about complaints from citizens angry at 97 percent of the cities 6, the way the city is run. "With a United States , Charleston The commission form of government is the worst fo rm of municipal smaller city council , there is less to something that has government created by man. critical evaluation of public poli­ ally gone the way of the cy and administration of depart­ Andrew McNitt ments ," McNitt said. the 1950s Ford produc­ Political science professor Criticism would be beneficial was scrapped after only to Charleston, but to get any crit­ s, Charleston's type of icism at all , the town must have a ment, the commission larger council, McNitt added . slowly dwindled to the "Our city council does the where only 3 percent of '' commissioner of water and advantages to certain groups - about something similar happen­ standard functions and doesn 't 'es (wi th a 2,500 popula­ sewage systems, and Roger and that "no such thing" as the ing to Charleston. really deal wi th more pressing above) use it, said Roger Rives is the commissioner of commission form of government "We try, and have always tried matters," McNitt added . , a spokesman with the health and public safety. should exist. to do the right thing (for One solution to the commis­ unicipal League . And although other cities have In some Illinois cities, cries Charleston ), and so far the sion form's inequities is for the trast to other forms of replaced these at-large commis­ from groups of citizens against morale of the town is good ," cities to employ a city manager. ent, which elect officials sioners with either a strong "racial gerrymandering" has Lanman said . "We are in bad shape without mayor and weak council or weak prompted court action. Residents In addition to not representing employing a city manager, and it in the commission form mayor and strong council form in Springfield and Danville took its constituents, the commission is unfortunate that the council ected at large , from of city government, Charleston their cases to federal court. form of government also is criti­ has chosen to go it alone ," ut the city, said Richard has remained steadfast with the charging the city councils were cized for the burden it places on McNitt said . g, an assistant professor commission form since 1965. not fairly representing them. the elected officials. Charleston has used a city tern's political science "For now, this seems to be In Springfield , the federal "The commission form of gov­ manager before, as recently as ent. pretty matter of fac t and pretty judge ruled in favor of the citi­ ernment is the worst form of during the former mayor's term . well spread out." Lanman said . zens. And in Danville, the city municipal government created by However. Lanman said the last Although larger towns might settled out of court, agreeing to m:i.n." said Professor Andrew one hired "didn 't work out". and a specific area or depart­ benefit from a different type of change its form of government. McNi!t of the political science the city hasn' t gone . that route · supervise in cities with system , Lanman said Charleston "In Springfield, the minority department. since . issi on form. is just the right size for the com­ vote was non-represented or was McNitt said the commission­ Another reason for Charle ston harleston, for example , mission form . diluted in representation ," ers face a double burden of run­ not hiring a city manager is cost. missioners are elected - Despite Charleston's apparent Hubner said . ning their particular department "I t could become quite expen­ yor and four city council compatibility with the commis­ Springfield used to have five and acting as city councilmen. sive, costing the city up to . Wa yne Lanman serves sion form , though , others con­ commissioners and a mayor, "This is a tremendous demand of $5 0,000 plus fringe benefits. " or and the liquor commis­ tend it doesn 't fairly represent Hubner said , but as a result of their time , especially for being a Lanman said. Jim Dunn is the commis­ minorities or certain sections of the lawsuit, the city agreed to part-time job," McNitt added. But not hiring a city manager of streets and public the city. adopt the aldermanic form of The time commitment also suggests to McNitt that "the city vements. John Winnett is Wandling said commission government and divided the city makes it difficult to find people council is not planning on doing forms often lead ·to "racial gerry­ into I 0 wards. willing to run for city commis­ much except for standard admin­ mandering" - giving special Lanman said he is not worried sioner positions, he added . istration."

ByCha EVETTEnge PEARSON of sceneryThe portfolio co exmepressivsely to Both Ta werer bequeathedble Ar to thets late Activities editor depicts the changes in Western Elizabeth Lawson, Eastern's third Illinois landscapes as effected by dean of women. While many students have the weather and the seasons , said There are also two works from already grown tired of the bitter Michael Watts, director of the the American Scene period : "Street cold and ice-covered conditions, Ta rble Arts Cente(. Corner," hy John Winters, pro­ the Tarble Arts Center is offering a The selections, which were com­ duced through the Federal Public taste of all seasons - by way of pleted in 1977, were donated to Works of Art Project of of the Civil black and white landscape water­ Tarble by Te rry and Nancy Travis Works Administration ( 1933-34 ); color paintings. of Springfield. and "Road to Willoughby" by Paul The exhibit features 14 original "These arts are very expressive Sample , believed to have been pur­ prints from Fred Jones · "A in the sense that they are not literal chased by the American Federation Midwest Portfolio" collection and depictions," Watts said . 'The color of Artists. includes watercolor depictions of and the images are used to heighten Many of the watercolors range seasonal ch.anges in the Western the emotional impact and visual from .traditional landscapes to Illinois landscape . interest of the subject." abstracts, but most of the works are Selec tions from "A Midwest The Brainard Gallery exhibition landscapes, Watts said. Portfolio" will be on display showcases 15 pieces in the growing Abstract works are represented through Jan . 13 in the Heath Candy collection of American watercolor by Alice Baber's 'The Lord of the and Blaw-Knox Galleries of the paintings in the Tarble 's permanent Viking Sees a Jaguar" ( 1981 ), Tarble Arts Center. Also on display collection. "Mixed Media Ye llow" ( 1972) by through Jan 20. in the Brainard Of the two oldest works, dated Lawrence Calcagno, "Death of Gallery are several watercolor 1890 and 1893, one is believed to Autumn" (1948) by Carl Shull. and selections from Eastern 's perma­ be British and the other from the an untitled work dated 1967 by nent collection. American Hudson River School. John Palmer. Family Sampler to feature national artist

By EVETTE PEARSON First rising to prominence in the mid- J 960s as a Activities editor leading color field painter with a solo exhibition at the Phillips Collection in 1967. Gilliam 's work is exhibited An artist whose work can be seen in cities through­ by more than 50 museums throughout the world . out the country also will appear at the Tarble Arts His evolution through the 1980s has been referred to Center for the February Family Sampler Sunday. as constructivist painting because he went public. com­ Sam Gilliam. a nationally recognized artist from pleting 15 commissions for large scale public sculpture Washington D.C., will present· a lecture about himself in the 1980s. and his work from 2 to 4 p.m, Feb . 3 at Ta rble. In 1991, Gilliam will exhibit in Washington. New Gilliam 's prints are represented in the exhibition "Echo Orleans. New Yo rk. Paris and will do an installation for Press : A Decade of Printmaking." which is on display the U.S.I.A. in Seoul . Korea . ''It's nice to have the opponunity to listen to

been noted for his representation with draped canvas­ Meeks said. "People should attend so that they can es ." said Tarble Curator Donna Meeks. watch and enjoy." The sampler begins at 2 p.m. with a printmaking The next Sampler Sunday will be March 17 from 1 ANDREW VERCOUTEREN/Staff photographer workshop for children . An etch ing press will be used to p.m. to 4 p.m. with Chicago film and video anist Maria ack to the books make the prints. Benfield. "The children will be taught plexiglas engraving, and "Famil ies will be able to document family events stem sophomore James S11111li11 goes hy the 1111111/Jers Thu rsday .. after the show they can create their own prints . Meeks and happenings with the camcorder." Meeks said. rning in the stacks of' Booth Lihrary as he puts hooks hack on the said. Ires. .. . . 6A 11, 1991

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'tal. He had nowhere Although he served less than a tion because they are unable to get in his mind." Meyer year for the first bank robbery. needed help." said Benjamin Wo lf, which was in 1985, this time he an attorney for the American Civil may be required to serve a federal Liberties Union of Illinois. minimum of 37 to 46 months in Gorbachev threatens direct rule to freedom-seek- ing Lithuania VILNIUS. U.S.S.R (AP) ed. (AP) -lt's a smok- · President Mikhail Gorbachev on Lithuanian lawmakers working : Owners of costly Thursday demanded that Lith- into the night replaced Prime want their passengers uania suspend its drive forindepen- Minister Kazimiera Prunskiene ay inside the deluxe dence or risk direct rule by the with Albertas Simenas, a 40-year­ surveysays. Kremlin. old economist who was nominated percent of the people Leaders of the restive Baltic by Lithuanian Pres-ident Vy tautas 2- to 3-year-old cars republic rejected his threat and Landsbergis. Prunskiene resigned anyone smoke inside appealedfor We stern support. Tuesday in a dispute with her legis- half would rather see Gorbachev was reinforcing the lature over price increases. lose lighters and ash­ hard line he took Monday when he Thousands of paratroopers were er. said the survey ordered paratroopers into seven reported mobilized the last fe w 23,000 people. secessionist re-publics, including days. But Gorbachev has been tak- Saab owners led . Lithuania, to help round up draft ing the harshest measures against 'ng brigade with 84 dodgers and deserters. Lithuania. the republic most forcing smoke-free About 5,000 Lithuanians massed advanced and radical in its inde­ t likely to ban the outside the parliament in Vilnius to pendence drive. go owners, with support the drive for- independence A deputy Soviet defense minis­ nt letting people after hearing of Gorbachev's action ter, Gen. Achalov, said in an inter­ on radio and TV. About 500 others view published Thursday that were reported gathered at the 1,000 paratroopers were sent to republic's television tower. Lithuania to search for more than They feared takeover attempts 13,000 draft dodgers and R ed by the paratroopers. Army deserters. The crowd outside parliament Some radical hard-line politi- later thinned out, but about 1,000 cians have urged Gorbachev to said they would spend the night. impose direct rule over ethnic Uniformed nationalists, some with hotspots, saying independence truncheons, stood guard inside and movements by all 15 republics is outside parliament. Residents the greatest threat to the country. brought them food and cigarettes. In the statement to the Lithuanian Thousands of pro-Kremlin parliament released by the state protesters held counter-demonstra- news agency Tass. Gorbachev tions and planned strikes to back accused the republic's lawmakers up demands that presidential rule of violating the Soviet constitution, be imposed in Lithuania and that infringing on citizens· rights and the Soviet constitution be re-adopt- ignoring his decrees. ���������� SIGMA CHI WAa&� Rush Schedule

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PART-TIME STUDENT A copy of your insurance com­ date for full year coverage for INSURANCE pany's outline of coverage or sophomores and above is FINAL EXAMI NATION SCH EDULE Spring Semester. 1991 stu­ a copy of your medical ID June 1, 1991 . dents who are registered for card must be attached to the Spring Semester 1991 9, 1 O or 11 hours as resident completed "Petition for John Flynn students may purchase Insurance Refund" forms. Director Financial Aid I Sat Mon Tue Wed Thu Student Accident and January 23, 1991 is the last · I May 4 May 6 May 7 May a May 9 Sickness insurance for the date these pet1t1ons will be ORAL ENGLISH PROFICIEN­ CY ASSESSMENT semester by obtaining an accepted for Spring Semester, T- 1500 1991. application from Student The Board of Governors T- 1530 has adopted a program of Health Insurance, Student 0800-1000 T- 1000 M-1400 T- 1100 Makeup or M-0900 Services Building East Wing, Joyce Hackett Oral English Proficiency Arranged and making payment prior to Medical Insurance Specialist Assessment for all instruction­ 3:30 p.m. January 23, 1991 at al staff. Students who have T- 1800 the Cashier's window in the FINANCIAL AID difficulty understanding 1030-1230 M-0800 Makeup or M-0800 T- 1400 Business Office. APPLICATIONS instructors should. if possible, Arranged Applications are now avail­ first consult the instructor. In M-1800 T-0900 Joyce Hackett able for 91-92 school year. the event that the difficulties 1300-1 500 Makeup or M-1 100 T-0930 M-1 300 Medical Insurance Specialist Any student wishing to apply are not resolved, the student Arranged for any Financial Aid should address his/her con­ STUDENT INSURANCE 1991-92 Programs for should cerns to the chair of the M-1600 REFUND obtain one of the Financial Aid department in which the 1530-1 730 M-1000 T- 1300 Makeup or M-1 500 Students who can provide Packets. First consideration instructor teaches. Arranged evidence of having health cutoff for completed Financial Subsequent appeals may also insurance equal to or better Aid Applications is April 15, be possible through the Dean 1900-2100 M-1 900 T- 1900 W- 1 900 than the EIU Student 1991 . The following programs and then to the Provost/Vice Sickness and Accident are affected by this date : President for Academic 1. Final examinations are scheduled on the basis of the first class hour meeting Insurance, m· ay request Perkins Loan College Work Affairs. of week irrespective of whether the first hour is classroom or laboratory activity. "Petition for Insurance Study, Supplemental Grant 2. Final examinations for multiple-hour classes are scheduled on the basis of the Refund" forms form Student Program , Socio-Economically Robert L. Kindrick Vice hour of the multiple-hour block. Health Insurance, Student Disadvantaged Student President for Academic Affairs T- , W, or prefix indicates whether the first class day of the week is Services Building, East Wing. Scholarship. ISAC's cutoff 3. A M-, R- Mo Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday. For example, M-0800 indicates the sched time for the final examination in a class having its first class hour meeting of week at 0800 on Monday, R-1900 is a class having its first class hour meeti SPRING 1991 TEST SCHEDULE the week at 1900 on Thursday, etc. 4. Final examination periods indicated in the above schedule as "Makeu TEST REGISTRATION DATE TIME PERIOD Arranged" are to be used only in cases where : a. The first class hour meeting of the week does not conform to the schedule CONSTITUTION February 14 1 p.m. and 7 p.m. Jan. 7 - Feb. 7 terns established herein; (Fee March 12 2:30 p.m. Feb. 8 - Mar. 5 - $2) b. The meeting time of the class appears in the Semester Class Schedul April 24 2:30 p.m. Mar. 6-Apr. 17 I "ARR"; c. A student presents an approved examination change request form. 5. Final examinations in one semester hour courses may be given at the discreti 2:30 11 HEALTH COMPETENCY April 18 p.m. Jan. 7 - Apr. the instructor and, if given, should be scheduled for the last regular class meeti (Fee- $2) the term. 6. Final examinations in courses numbered 4750 or above may be given at the d' tion of an instructor and, if given, are to conform to the schedule patterns WRITING COMPETENCY * Feb. 19 3:30 p.m. Jan 7. lished herein. (Fee - $10 No seats will be available after Feb. 5. 7. Final examinations are to be given in all courses unless specifically exempted Apr. 6 9 a.m. Feb. 6 the provisions of 5 and/or 6 above, or by departmental recommendation. Students may not deviate from the published final exami nation schedule w· No seats will be available after Mar. 23 8. .. written approval of the Dean, Student Academic Services .

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• Rematch Scal ped Wrestling squad to host SMSU Road-weary Lady Panth in Sunday meet. succumb to Bradley 59- By R.J. GERBER By CHRIS BOGHOSSIAN turnovers again ..That' Associate sports editor Sports editor something that's plague year. I think when Bradle Just when it looked like it ed to go inside, they The Southwest Missouri State couldn't get any worse, it did. When we went inside , w Bears invade Lantz Gym to take Eastern 's women's basketball the ball away too many ti on the Panther wrestling team at team, off to its worst Gateway To make matters 30 p.m. Sunday in Eastern 's 2 : Conference start ever, dropped a Eastern is now the only home opener. close 59-55 decision to Bradley team that remains Eastern enters the meet with a _ Thursday night in Peoria. Indiana State, the only o 3- 1 mark, while the Bears have The loss, which moved the without a win going int compiled a 4-9 slate. Lady Panthers to 5-7 overall and day night 's action . wo Th e Panthers beat Southwest 0-4 in the league, was Eastern 's over Wichita State. Missouri 29 - I 4 last weekend at fifth straight, the longest losing Yerkes led Bradley the Redbird Duals at Illinois streak in head coach Barbara points, while teamm Hilke's 12-year career. The Lady Wancket added 14 points State University. Braves upped their record to 8-6 rebounds. Stacy Frier Eastern coach Ralph Mc­ overall and 4- 1 in the Gateway. Eastern with 16 and Causland, in his eighth year Down 57-50 with 1:51 remain­ dumped in 12. with the Panthers. said that vic­ ing in the game, Eastern put in The Lady Panthers try tory might not be an advantage. five straight po ints on two conference win at Weste "You hate to wrestle a team Beverly Williams' free throws at 2 p.m. Saturday. Wes te this quickly after· beating them," and a three-point shot from Tracy 2-3 after dropping a 78- McCausland said. "There might Roller to cut the Bradley lead to sion at home aga inst S be a letdown factor. 57-55 with 50 seconds left. Illinois Thursday. "The team tends to be less The Lady Panthers gqt the ball back on a jump ball with 22 sec­ aggressive the second time . " Eastern (55) onds to go and seemingly tied the B. Williams 3-9 2-2 8, Young McCausland said that the 6, 8-12 0-0 16, game on sophomore point guard o Frierdich R Panther wrestlers will have to 3 12, C. Williams 2-5 0-0 4, Karen McCaa's layup with 9 sec­ realize what is at stake when the 1-3 1-1 3, Mccaa 3-9 0-1 6, THOM RAKESTRAW/Photo editor onds left. 0-0 0. To tals: 25-65 4-7 55. Bears come calling. Eastern forward Dal'e Olson prepares to shoot du ring the But Mccaa, making her first Bradley (59) "We have to realize that this start in four games, was called for McAllister 0-2 0-0 O, Mueller Panthers' l'ictory Ol'er Chicago State Tuesday at Lant::. Gym. 2-5 0-0 4, is a crucial meeting," he said. charging on Bradley's Eileen Riggenbach Jon Wancket 5-13 4-4 14, Nel "Won-loss records have a lot to Ye rkes, who subsequently made Jenkins 0-8 0-0 0, Yerkes do with the seedings as far as both ends of a one-and-the-bonus Riggenbach 2-5 0-0 4, M the regionals go. And Southwest for the final margin. To tals 23-59 10-12 59. High-flying -Phoenix Halftime: Bradley 31, Eastern is in our regional." "I feel like Karen shot a finger­ goals: Bradley 3-7, Eastern roll layup," Hilke said. "She made McCausland said that one of 1 ) . Rebounds: Bradley 4 a finesse move. It was a gutsy Nelson 9), Eastern 38 ( the Panthers' top wrestlers, Byne CHRISxt BOG foHOSSIANr 5-5 pulling Pan down 8.4ther boards a games . play on Karen's part. We can 't Assists: Bradley 9 (Wanke! junior David Marlow, is ques­ Associate sports editor "Eastern's really a good, solid 18 6). blame one call forthe loss. (Mccaa Fouls: B tionable with a rib injury. ball club," coach Bennett said. Eastern 18. Attendance 213. "We had breakdowns with "There isn't a fracture, but Before the Mid-Continent "They're a solid team through we 're not sure at this point," he Conference season started, the their entire lineup and can shoot very well. said. "It could be some cartilage league coaches picked Wiscon­ the ball sin-Green Bay to finish at the "Coach Samuels - I've always d amage. We just need to keep top of the pack. enjoyed him. He's always done a Busy weekend at ho his mental attitude going." And so far, head coach Dick good job and I know they 'll be a Marlow, who wrestles at 142 Bennett's Fighting Phoenix are very worthy opponent ." By DON FISHER can win against them ( pound s . is 20 -10 on the year. for Eastern swim tea playing up to their expectations. Besides the younger Bennett, Staff writer from a total score sta Fellow junior Ray Serbick (134) When Eastern's basketball team back-court mate John Martinez Padovan said. "They a leads the Panthers with a 23-9 heads to Green Bay for a 7:30 dumps in 12.6 points a game for Eastern 's men ·s and women's with a full lineup and w mark. p.m . meeting with the Phoenix Green Bay, while forward Dean swim teams head into weekend give away points becau McCausland added that the Saturday night, the Panthers face Vander Plas adds 8.6 per contest. matches against Evansville a limited amount of swi a 9-3 team that has won both of its Samuels not only worries Panthers w ill have Bob Johnson University ;nd Vincennes Un i­ The outcome of the conference matches and features about Bennett, but also the fact in the lineup at 167 pounds, versity in addition to an individu­ of Missouri-St. Louis the league's leading scorer in that his Panthers have to face the eliminating the forfe it that al men 's match against the U ni ­ won't be much diff ere Tony Bennett. Phoenix in Brown County Southwest capatalized on in the versity of Missouri-St. Louis. "They beat us l as "He i s probably the premier Ve terans Memorial Arena. earlier meet. The competition will begin at 6 realistically, I don player in the conference," Eastern "It's becoming a very tough One key matchup is at the p.m. on Friday and at noon on win," Padovan said. head coach Rick Samuels said of atmosphere to play in," Samuels, 1 18-pound division. Saturday at Lantz Pool. trouble with any te the coach's son. "He's a father's in his 11th year at Eastern, said. Eastern head coach Ray up against that has f John Wentz, 2 2 leads dream and a coach's dream. He 's "But with the exception of one ( - ), Padovan is looking forward to a Vincennes is a two­ Eastern in that category against a tough, hard-nosed kid who real­ year, we've gone up and played compet1t1ve women's meet and has a high! (19-13-1) Tony Dong of ly plays hard every game." them very well and won a fe w against Evensville. women's team, but i Southwest. Bennett, a 6-footju nior guard, times. We 'll have to play very "We 'II both have to see how we depth, Padovan sai is averaging 23.4 points per well in order to win the game." Other matchups include Tom survive after comming off of team is well bala game, leads the league in assists The teams play two different Carroll, (3-8- 1 ), of Eastern Christmas training," Padovan said. give Eastern some (5. 1 per contest) and ranks in the types of offense, with Eastern against ( 13-14-1) Joe Chatman The situation for Eastern's men Presently. top fi ve in field goal percentage, pushing the ball up the court and Padov at 177 pounds. squad will be the same for the rest any competition be� three-point percentage, free­ the Phoenix playing a patient, And the 190-pound matchup of the season. vacation is insigniti throw percentage and steals. half-court game. between the Panther's Tim With a depleted lineup of about "This is the stan Eastern counters with four Although the Panthers are n 12 swimmers. Padovan said "the season and my ex O'Malley (2-2) a d Southwest's players averaging in double fig­ second in the conference in scor­ competition will be individual" where we Tim McKee (3-13-1 ). ures. Point guard Gerald Jones ing with 77.8 points a game. are forthe men. Padovan said. The two teams tied in the leads the Panther offensive Samuels said his team will try to "T Eastern's men may not be able weeks is the harde 177- and 190-pound weight attack with 15.1, followed by slow things down. to chalk up a first- or second­ season because we divisions at the Redbird Duals. forward Barry Johnson (13.6), "l think we have to play place standing, but a fifth-place ing the hardest. guard Steve Rowe (13) and for­ Green Bay 's game," Samuels The Eastern's next mat action is fi nish would be suitable for harder and it's ward Dave Olson 0.3 ). said. "I think we have to be as ha Jan. 13 at Southern Illinois at (I Padovan because it would reflect yourself because Johnson leads the team and is patient or more patient. Against Edwardsville, where the Panth­ a strong effort by his squad. down the road for second in the conference, ers take on the Cougars. • Collfi1111ed 011 page JJA "Realistically, I don't think we (Midwest Champi 1990 was the year of GoodFellas, Neil Young, Fugazi, Dances with Wolves and Living Colour in our humble opinions. 4&5

e award-winning paintings on display at the Ta rble Arts Center are (from top) Ed Shay's Burining Pyramids, Sarah Capps ' Dinner on the Grounds Sue Cunningham 's Hibiscus and Hopper .

.. DAVIDarble LINDQUIST ho sts eighthCouncil 'WMerit Awardate in thisrc yearolor's exhibition,: hasIlli smallnois girl. Her' parentsexhib are also twoit ofion about 40 three paintings in the show, each dealing with life characters shown in attendance at the dinner. "There are certain things you live with, that in her hometown of Belle Rive . In his statement appearing in the exhibition's ound you, that you have to deal with in your "Dinner on the Grounds," the striking realistic catalog, juror William Landwehr makes special work that garnered Capps the merit award, recre­ mention of Capps' talent. , " says Sarah Capps, one of 29 artists who ve paintings on display in "Watercolor: Illinois" ates a "church homecoming" in her Southern "Sarah Capps is an artist (who) creates delight­ the Ta rble Arts Center. Illinois town of 401 residents. ful genre scenes that commemorate 'life in The eighth biennial exhibition of this juried "I don't knowhow manyof those Sundaydinners America,'" Landwehr writes. ompetition sponsored by Eastern closes on I went to while I was growing up," said · Capps, a Landwehr, executive director of the Paine Art Sunday, giving students an opportunity to view member of the art faculty at Rend Lake College. Center and Aboretum in Oshkosh, Wis., juried 40 In this particular painting, Capps said she took paintings into this exhibition. '.40 paintings that have been· on display primarily during the university's semester break. some artistic license, setting the painting in 1976, "To a large degree, a lot of the artists knew of Capps, winner of the Charleston Area Arts and at the same time placing herself in it as a • f:ontinued on page 7 'Misery' works on strengths ' Dear Reader of Caan, Bates and Reiner No matter how you cut it, it's good to be Yo u can bet good money that Poiso back in Charleston. After a three week-plus Prince's When I first read Stephen When Annie learns of Flesh and Blood, Graffiti Brid hiatus, it's back to Te xas straw hats, and "Cadillac Man" will not be grazing th King·s Misery four years ago, I Misery's death at the end of add/drops, Johnny Palmer, slippery than­ "best of" lists. envisioned which actors and "Misery 's Ch ild, " Paul's torture actresses would play the parts of and imprisonment begins. I thou roads and bars that close too early. In addition, staffer Laura Durnell revi Annie Wilkes and Paul Sheldon won't give away the rest of the On the other hand, a return to Rob Reiner's screen adaption of Step if it was made into a film. I even plot, but after you see Annie's Charleston marks a return to tasty subs via King's "Misery." Judging by Laur imagined what it would look like form of punishment towards Jimmy Johns, the alternative rock show on account, justice is done on "Misery," th on the silver screen. Paul, you'll never want to go WEIU-FM Monday through Thursday nights, mainly to the efforts of Reiner and s But the more I thought about near any type of hammer again. Horseshoes and Hand Grenades and James Caan and Cathy Bates. it. the more I realized I would James Caan's credibility A Marty's, the best bar in Charleston. reviewed: "The Godfather, Part III," a just be disappointed. With the shoulcl be revitalized based on To kick the new year off, Ve rge editor compatible with its and pr exceptions of "Carrie," "The his performance in "Misery." 1972 197 4 Dead Zone," and "The Shin­ He effectively shows not only David Lindquist gets artsy for arts sake, as cessors. ing," almost all of King's novels Paul physical struggle with he looks into "Watercolor: Illinois," an Finally, Horseshoes and Hand Gren have failed miserably when Annie, but the emotional one he exhibit of of various watercolor paintings is back with us for another semester. adapted for the movies. The himself feels. I honestly felt sym­ being displayed at Eastern's very own Tarble week, Dave and Pete shed some nee novel was so provocative and pathetic towards Paul's struggle Arts Center. The exhibit, which runs until light on Lumpkin Hall. well-written, I knew I would only to escape his formula novels and Sunday, is free, so catch it before it slides Welcome Back, party safely, and sta be disappointed once again. try to show the world he is a out of here. I was wrong. writer, yet only to have that Equally important, we take one final Rob Reiner's vision of struggle smothered by an look back at this week and offer "Misery" is about the best adap­ overzealous and deranged fan. 1990 you our top favorites of the recent tation I've seen since he adapted Hands down, Cathy Bates is 10 year past . Dave and myself submit our one of King's novellas ("The the real star of this movie. Annie list of the best musical platters of Body") into the highly successful is tremendously played by Bates, 1990, "Stand By Me." Nothing was who until now has been stuck in and resident film critic Matt Mansfield tack­ lost from the book, and if any­ supporting roles in somewhat les the job of analyzing the year's best films. thing, ·I think- I gained a little forgettable movies. Her perfor­ more out of it . mance as Annie is of Oscar cal­ In "Misery," James Caan iber. She doesn't make Annie plays novelist Paul Sheldon, a look like the typical psychopath­ successful author trapped by his ic monster seen in horror NEXT WEEK own literary success. His novels movies. Annie is not only violent revolve around a, 19th century and temperamental, she also is Radio free Eastern heroine named Misery Chastain. sweet and kind (in a pathetic �lt&I Wanting to escape the Misery sort of way) - In some scenes, -OF THEWEEKEND WEIU-FM series he created and move on she would remind you of that I to more literary and profound favorite nurse who would always writing. he kills Misery off in his see how you were when you got STAFF latest book, thinking his prob­ your tonsils out at age eight. ;y :� � _ H +: �- � -� • •:• +:• Verge:¢,tjJtof\: . :{:.:+ . +-(( � t �\:::• �:� �+_t::n_ �:/. .-�::t· . �:� ..;; > {�:� �::• •::.-: +: �-:•<;.::•:� t:• +::� �:-• b�vid Lin lems are solved. The screenplay is right on the .. . . . ,., , ..•...... ··'· ...... ··'· . .ASsotiate ·editor. .. ·''··-:' ...... , .. :., , ,,, ,'. .•.. , . ,;,: ... . , ·"' .- .. ; :'.' ..Tim Shell They aren't, however, and in mark with King's novels, never .•...... •...... Photo editor ;...... , ...... �.z� .. . -�··· ;o • ...... z . ; .. � ...... '..Carl an ironic turn of events. Paul straying from the plot or making Staff\,If titers . ; .. , ...... ; , ...... , ...... ,_, ..". \ .,. , .... ·'-' ... •.Pete Scales, MattMansfield and L.at1ra Du ends up trapped in a hell worse unnecessary changes. Reiner then he could ever imagine as a himself should get an Oscar plot for one of his novels. nomination as well. He's not After finishing his new novel, Alfred Hitchcock, but his direc­ Contrary to Public Paul starts to drive back to New tion will leave you chewing your OPINION Yo rk. But a snow storm causes fingernails. him to lose control of his car. Misery is another feather in E.L. KRACKERS WILL NOT BE CLOSED.! Enter Annie Wilkes, a former the cap for Reiner and finally , nurse who rescues Paul from his for the first time in many years, COME RELAX &.. ENJOY YOURSELF overturned car and the gnawing a film adaptation Stephen King with cold outside. can take pride in. It may even She brings him back to her mean major awards and recog­ $2.50 Pitchers $1.25 Amaretto house, endlessly raving to him nition to Bates and Caan. about his Misery novels. When Stone Sours she learns a new one is about to Reviewed by Laura Durnell 1'I" <> C:..C>"'E.:R.. -.-ILL • <>P- .ftla- come out she buys the first copy. 1'1E.X.T FR.II>.A..Y: C>p� .-... .A.."t 4 P­ wi"th S.2-50 Pi"tch�rs &..._ F<><>

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Total Recall 1990 lapsing a myth. answers to the puzzling ques- 9. - Although than you ma The film, based on reporter Alice 3. - This freewheeling tions of what happens when the one usually thinks of movies with Humbly submi Nicholas Pileggi's novel Wise­ film finds Woody Allen exploring fairy tales stop. Arnold Schwarzenegger as albums of the year: gu y, begins by forgetting the his usual obsessions, though this Cage does _some uproarious action ·flicks with the intellectual 1. 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