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-- - - Volume LV. No. 53 CAMBRIDGE, MASS., TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1925 Price- I-- Threerr Centsu-v~ I Christmas Ticket American Yachtsmen Service Humolrist Again Offered Wellesley Argues Know Fine Points Of To Students Noted Humorist I To Victory Sport Declares Fay The T.C.A. will have repre- Over Gives Speech On sentatives of various rail, bus, Tech Debaters _~~~~~~~~~~ "Role Of Humor" Speaker Tells About Tricks Of and airplane lines in its back office this week so that Sailing Used In Foreign those p going home over the Christmas 'Can America Remain Neutral?' Nine Elements Of Laughter Waters Are holidays may have professional Is Subject Of Debate Described Fully By advice in planning their trips. Dr. Vincent The thing that kept the American's The men will be on hand from 12 Wellesley Defends cup oll this side of the Atlantic dur- until 2 o'clock daily through Fri- Negative ing~the spectacular contests waged day, and will be able to give in- Each Element Is Illustrated between Britishand American I I I yachts- formation, sell tickets and make At a debate held last Saturday By Some Suitable Anecdote pen was the fact that the British re- reservations. afternoon in Eastman Lecture Hall, p lied too much on "breaks" and didn't In addition to this helpful a Wellesley team won a decision over concentrate on getting Lectulre Is Sponsored By the utmost service the T.C.A. mantains a its Technology opponents on the sub- The out of their yachts, declared Professor passenger driver service for the ject, "Amerioan Neutrality in Case of Mark Twain Memorial Richard D. Fay, speaking before the convenience of those who wish to a Foreign War." Foundation 5:15 Club last night in the Commuter's travel home by automobile. Having debated with Yale a week Room. ago on the same subject, the Wellesley "Radio is mentioned in the Book of He also related some of his many group was well acquainted I . with its Genesis wherein Adam swapped a experiences in yachting and spoke of arguments and was well organized. the situation he spare part for a loud speaker," said ran into while Menorah Seia¢..NY They proved successfully the impos- navigating the "Yankee" in the cup sibility of America's remaining Dr. George E. Vincent to a capacity trials last spring against the "Rain- To Present IIneutral -in the event of an European Dr. George E. Vincent audience in Room 10-250 last Friday bow" which defended Dance America's cup war. evening in the in his lecture on "A Role of classic race with the "En- "Couldn't Find Tech" deavor". Humor." Intercollegiate D a n c e To Bee The start of the debate, Unusual Tides Near France scheduled Winning Dr. Vincent, a noted humorist and Held In Hotel Bradford for three o'clock, was delayed Amateur The unusual tides .and winds pxe- for past president of the Rockefeller Tomorrow Night forty-five minutes, because of the vailing around Britain and the coast fact Picked At IIFoundation and the University of the Wellesley team got lost and Dance of France make sailing a matter Minnesota, spoke through the sponsor- of "couldn't find Tech". However, chance, rather than a fine art, Pro- a "I Wished ship of the Mark Twain Memorial A formal intercollegiate dance will1 crowd of forty awaited On The Moon", Sung fessor Fay asserted. Extraordinary their arrival Foundation. He lectured on the nine be held by the Menorah Society patiently. By Brnard Mehran, Wins methods such as anchoring the boat to elements of laughter exemplifying The Speakers Ten Dollars or sailing two sides of a triangle often morrow night, December 18, in the each with some sort of a joke. The result in a victory Oval Room of the The speakers were: for Wellesley, nine elements comprised: discovery and such freaks Hotel Bnadford Bernard W. Mehren, '38, wlas de- of as Ruth C. Frankel, '38, and Barbara Ione's superiority, surprise, two boats sailing downwind to- Roy Cohen and his orchestra, who) clared the winner of risque, Lieberman, '37. For Technology I the Amateur ward one another are not uncommon, 7. ..c presence of solemnity, play on words, have been featured at quite a few I Contest leld at the Dormitory Dancee, Allan E. Schorsch,'38, Harold James2. ( satire, he continued. As a result, finer ypFriday, irony, cynicism, and reparte. Harvard affairs, will furnish the '38 and Benjamin December 13. He sang "I points of sailing have little value and Siegel, '38. Laughter a "Typhoid Mary" musical -The judges Wished On the Moon" to win the ap- are more or less ignored. entertainment for the eve- were Clayton Priestnal In exemplifying the elements bproval of the audience, as registered of The sailing conditions at ning. of the Leland Powers School of Newport, by the claptometer. The award was laughter, Dr. Vincent stated that wrhere the Cup races Dramatics, Waldo Emerson Dunn of are held, hov- In charge of the affair are:- $10 in cash, presented by Prof. Wil- Rome in the past was just like a ever, require the School of Theology of Boston a maximum of skill in Leonard Seder, president liam C. Greene, master of "Typhoid Mary", spreading culture to of the M.I.T. University, and Mir. O'Keefe, the ceremonies. trimming sails and navigating; the Other acts presented all corners of the earth, but mever chapter, Maurice Crevoshay, presi- coach of the debating team at Boston in the contest different type of sailing is a distinct consisted catching the "disease" itself. Also dent of the Tufts chapter, College. Robert mostly of sonigs--n solo, advantage to the defenders. It was and Milton Treat, '38. Vice- stated Dr. Vincent, "one day King President duet, or sextet renderings. In addi- this same difficulty that prevented the Paisner of Harvard. of the Debating Society, Victor Emannuel dropped his hand- was the chairman. tirn, a -liano s-lo, and soiee recita- 'Yankee" from making the record Tickets $2.00 a Couple tions w-ere presented. kerchief in the Presence of It Duce expected of her in English waters last Tickets will be on sale in the MIain As master of ceremonies, Prof. (Contimtued on Page 3) Summer. Vincent Lobby today and tomorrow at $2.00 Greene received the plentiful applause Lecture Teacher's Oath Bill of those present. .a couple. They may be purchased His introductions were appropriate, and his use of the Four More Dinghys from George Topic Of Discussion M. Levy '37, Milton siren met with popular approval. Most Fertile Field Leif '37, Joseph At Student's Bring Total Number Zeitlen '38, and the Meeting Decorations were made to carry out For Electricity Is -Of Boats Up To Ten' officers of the organization. the Christmas spirit, with green A meeting held last Sunday at Harvard Professor Will Speak Istreamers and red bells draped about In The Modern Home the hall. Lighted Christmreas trees HcElwain, Litchfield, Kales Give Simmons College for which Tufts and At Initial Meeting Of Proposed were in evidence, and the orchestra House-Keeping Least Efficient Boats; Activity Grows Simmons acted as hosts and hostesses Union was placed before a huge fireplace. "Industry" Ripley Quickly climaxed4 the pre-vacation socials. A Tells Professor Albert Sprague Coolidge I debate4 between Harvard and Rad- Large Audience of Harvard will speak at a meeting Beaver Key To Back Four new dinghys were given to the cliffec on the subject, "Is his Jewish of the proposed American Student's rapidly forming sailing club during c Intramural Athletics "Electricity's most fertile field lies consciousness hindering the student Union to be held tomorrow night the last week, three by prominent at in the increasing use of power in the ini college?" 7:30 in the North Hall of Walker. members of the Alumni and one was held at that time. Softball And Baseball To Be modern American home", declared C. Professor Coolidge's subject anonymously. will be Promoted Next Spring M. Ripley, of the General Electric the Teacher's Oath Bill. J. Franklin McElhain, president of Company, in a speech Friday at the The American Student's Union the J. Franklin McElwain Company, NotableI Authorities is a Intramural athletics at the In- A.I.E.E. meetingiheld in 5-330. Boston, Paul W. Litchfield, proposed organization for the general stitute was president the subject of the talk "Our biggest industry, employing of the Goodyear Tire and Attend First General interest of a representative group of given by Mr. Rubber Ralph T. Jope, Secretary over thirty million people, is our most Company, and W. R. Kales, students. It is expected to take the of the Advisory president Contractor's Dinner Council on Athletics, inefficient and poorly engineered", Mr. of the place of the National Student's at the Whitehead and Kales Com- meeting of the Beaver Key Ripley stated. "American industry pany, Detroit, each presented League and the Student's League for Society held last one( Thursday. and business have taken advantage of boat to the Institute, and a fourth Copying From Contemporaries Industrial Democracy which may dis- To Start Softball League !the newest and most modern develop- came fiom an anonymous donor. Is Called Bad Practice solhe in its favor early next year. The Society decided at the meeting 1ments to produce more and better This now makes a total of ten Three Point Program to sponsor a softball boats By Architect league for next products for more people at less cost which will be available when Tomorrow's meeting will be held for spring, as wvellas to I the ice -assist any in- under better working conditions; the goes out next spring. three purposes: to present a picture of tramural baseball, if enough student .Many men, authorities in their American home, however, is still doing 300 Attend Lecture line, the Teacher's Oath Bill, to appoint de- interest is shown. It was also reveal- legates most of its tasks by hand". Interest in sailing is still mount- vXvere present at the first dinner of the to attend a national conven- ed that a baseball -diamond on the z tion Electricity As Servant ing; the attendance at the last lecture cSociety of Associated General Con- during Christmas vacation; and Coop Field will be ready for use next to make tentative "Women are, however, finally be- 'was over three hundred students. A t-ractors, held in the plans for a local spring. North Hall of ginning to realize that men have been correspondingly large number is ex-; chapter. The Beaver Key Society also volun- Walker Memorial last Friday, Decem- Representatives using in business and industry every pected at the Shore School, the first b of Harvard, Wel- teered the services of its members in ,er 13. lesley, new labor saving device as soon as of wVhoseclasses is in Room 5-226 Sinmons, and Radcliffe will be acting as guides to parties of visitors it S. present. The meeting has been produced;-in the future, -uesda3y night at 5 o'clock, and which G. Mazzotta, president of the will be follow- wishing to see the Institute, in re- ed by group the domestic load will be more and deals primarily with knots and s3ociety introduced the guest speakers. discussions, after which sponse to an appeal from William cordage. {alph'I C. Henry, well-known Boston refreshments will be served. more borne by electricity; leaping in- I xIJackson of the Information office. Irchitect, condemned the modern (Continued on Page A tentative constitution has been a I 4) drafted and the organization of the rend to copy from contemporaries, as Ripley Speech Dew activity is proceeding rapidly tihat type of action hastens the period Variety Keynote of Freshman Hobby nlder the leadership of Professor of obsolescence of old standard plan- 1ing. iPhysical Oeen and Professorw~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Schell. n Show; Committees Already Selected Directors Tucker Made Speech ·r To Meet In Walker Professor Ross F. Tucker, head Ingenious of freshmen wvill again have stagecraft, ship-modelling, and print- Huge Christmas Tree tiheI building construction department, an opportunity to display their skill ing. A total of about thirty exhibits A business meeting will be held by resented the accomplishments of the this year in the Freshman hobbies Placed In Main Lobby P will be shown. tthe Physical Director's Society of the iousing Board of the Chamber of exhibition which will feature 3 B Open Miniature Airport Youn- 3{en's Christian Associations A twventy-foot Christmas commerce. Mr. A4. B. MacMillan, chief House next May. Plans are well tree, pre-C One or two rooms devotedl to aero- )f Massachusetts and Rhode Island in -"ented by the Technology Christianle eingineer of the Aberthaw Company, underdoay, with the appointment, nautics, will exhibit a miniature air- t the Faculty Roomn of Walker at -Associationl as its alked onl contracts, stressing the point Thulrsday afternoon of the executive 10 contribution to the toLi port with flying models of airplanes, )'clock Thurdsay morning. holida' ys spirit, wvas erected in the hatI American people are wasting committee to manage the Freshbman t dirigibles, and flying field equipment. H. P. McCarth.-, physical' t raining Lain Lobby last Saturday afternoon.wit Iuite .a bit of money on cheap build- exhibit. The. plhotographic display wvilllhave (Ilieactor at Tecllholog-, The tree, ngs.r will be a in true Christmas style, in Harold R. Seyklota, general chair- several rooms, and wvill shlow still ruest. easI decorated by G. A. Siegleman, These speeches were followed by a man, and the nmembers of his com- pictulres, moving pictures, anti pro- The meeting will be adjourned for ~37,J. J. Spartales, '38, an Missd ound table discussion conducted by mittee have already drafted tentative jections of microscopic slides. Neta- unch at 12 o'clock, after wnhich a Auth Nelson of the T.C.A. secret-aias] ,r. MacMillan, who ably defended plans for a variety of exhibits to in- (Continued on Page 3) Idlemonstration of physical trainin- taff enaach and every question fired at LI him. clude radio, aeronautics, photography, Open House ;orlk will be given in the gymnasium. I· 'Page-gL ."o. *= Tweo ' ' ·-:i . . .. -'- ills in order'' through constant war on Nature's THE.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T":'.... eiw DEC'R3 17, ...... to conserve humanity so Man could do more Reiw[]dP thorughlthorughy wha Naureat'Inquireswat was restrained to ...... do?· -- Starting Wedbnesday,S -N 53o. Perhapsnotshake we ou should r h e ads in ,-, ~~~FINE ARTS Vol. LV DECEM NBER 17, 1935 Perhashouldnot we sake or heas in This column endleavo~"s to 8elicit a l inycronporm i usin ftml il y"dfu MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY solemn disap-proval of this girl'-who, cut her suetoiino SlySmphonies andfu Mickey O we might under- interest. Persons are chosen atr Tan- Muecron.Tevr eu Board throat; on second thought - Mainaging by a reloorter. ful Ski-ing in Austria is being re. General Manager ...... Elwood H. Koontz. '36 stand the tragic- ending of a searching mind dom and inter'viewed Editor and Business Mtanager ...... Ralph D. Morrison, Jr., '37 that pondered too long until it could see both Questions for this column rdy be lpeated.t M anaging Editor ...... Anton E. H ittl, '36 submnitted by readiers. Open Fo'rum PRMUTADFN Associate Business Manager ...... Benjamin B. Dayton, '36 side uesiontoany coud snse he on-comment on any, question or the Starting Thursday; a new screeni eomd mucaMlins'nte ra Editorial Board tradictions and lack of logic inherent in SOaswsteeowilb Dobrin, '36 Louis C. Young, '36 broadcasting story, and an adapta- Milton B. Charles A. Blessing. '37 manythinsw pereiv abot orselesQUESTION: Do you Utink that Jackson H. Cook, '36 Carol", Ea Emanuel Rapoport, '36 Herbert K. Weiss, '37 today. organizations like the N.S.L. and tion of Dickens' "Christmas to Scrooge. Associate Board S.L.I.D. should be permitted exist at Technology? KEITH MEMORIAL -- S t a r t i n g, Assistant Editors famous Joseph A. Smedile. '37 Arthur M. York, '37 POURLE SPORT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thursday,Dostoievsky's Lawrence R. Steinhardt, '37 Leonard A. Seder. '37 Albert A. Woll. '37 John Iglauer, '38 SUBSIDIZED ATHLETES Mass.noeCrmadPuihntwh1 Business Associates "Thesholdnt. Teir ims eemEdward Arnold as the police inspec- Allan I. Roshkind, '37 James G. Loder, '37 Walter T. Blake, '37 commentary to notetoanPerLreasRkliov Charles R. Kahn, Jr., '37 T is an extremely sad be contrary to American idealism, the stdnt. Wetrmmer LorreasRkoiki ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~to ermme or Staff Assistants the sincerityI with which it is suggested and favorable to the doctrines prac- tesuet de- best for his remarkable work in theI Harold James, '38 D: A. Werblin, '36 subsidize athletes. It is not ticed in Russia, Italy, and other '38 G. M. Levy, '37 that colleges Frederick J. Kolb, '37 inC Joseph Krenn, '38 I. Sagalyn, scholarships are given thoghaded hastions.eOapoursed Victor A. Altman, '38 Ruth G. Raftery, '38 enough that athletic titutio~~~Grmnfre speec givesmurdlier)tay Leon Baral, '38 George J. Stansfield, '38 professional thesseraAmicnfl. Anthony Chmielewski, '38 John R. Summerfield, '38 secretly, but we must make to all, but it is to be feared that anyseraAmicnfl.__ Ralph B. Cobb, '38 Allan E. Schorsch, '38 college. lbrygvntsuhoaizinsUPTOWN--The Crusades and Bad Dudley A. Levick, Jr., '38 James C. Longwell, '38 stronghold of amateurism, the defeat the Constitution and its B o ._ Harold H. Strauss, '38 Like so many worthwhile intentions, col- will MODERN-TopHat with Astaire an motives. Suppress these gripers and MDR-TpHtwt sar n Offices of The Tech lege athletics have become a Frankenstein. Rogers. News and Editorial-Room 3, Walker Memorial, Cambridge, Mass. KlRkland 1882 growth, theirplce" Telephone oscoassrivil ingne0 torai thenthsial 1~~~~~~~~~~~.M. Sedwitz, '38, VIII, Dorms. AT THE THEATRE-- Business-Room 801, Walker of~~~~~~~~~~~~~Istrvigho ehia mnal gothi,thschoolar PLYMOUTH--Three Men on a Horse. - Telephone KIRkland 1881 colleg~~~~~~~~~~~~ina techgiameshoolreache as pitwheresa collgiaeas gmeeaced pont her anwe should mot be prejudiced against SYMPHONY HALI--The Tuesday SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 Per Year peh fternoon Symphony Concert Vill Published every Tuesday and Friday during the College year, institution's success or failure lies in the anysc rognzto.Fe during College vacation of the more familiar except football games its team can win. free thought, and free pen, should be consist of some Entered as Second Class Matter at the Boston Post Office number of Member Eastern Intercolleglate Newspaper Association is now as integral one of the fundamentals in Tech- The Athletic Association Hlelbn Night Editor, Victor Altman, '~8 nology government. Therefore, there I pat o a deling astheis no reason why organizations likeOPR HUS OpnigChstR - -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~acllee'sfinacia OPERAHOUSE-Openng .CrisM investment of its endowment. the N.S.L. or S.L.I.D. should not exist msngttewrdpeiro h Rowe insisted on unmolested by jealous or prejudiced new Follies being produced this. PARADISE The late Dr. Alan Winter Should be a of Technology to the standard individuals". year by Billie Burke. FOR NOISE MAKERS the adherence great show. where there can be A. BUSE of a privilege play primarily for physical betterment was State Road. application of discipline "Although I may personally dis- no correctional the precept on which Institute athletics were is among the more distasteful things in ter- based, and to this day it is our fond boast arewt oeo h iw e forth by these organizations, I see no r t ]PrA p ; restrial existence. that no athletic scholarships have ever been reason for their abolition,' provided - A library, for example, should be enviro- awarded. If our teams -win there is no un- teratvte r o ntedrc ment consisting mainly of quiet, or at least natural glee, if they lose there is no thought tion of radical or red propaganda. We R o' Rocin~b of defeat for the name of Technology in bi umRocknnb i a minimum of noise; but our Central Library are, after all, entitled to our own the mrla~ itself. . h i (unfortunately not acoustically perfect) has opinions so long as these opinions do man, wa[t~l = Unforunatlytis i not rue n may ofnot interfere with the welfare of the \ here recently bow become a paradise for inconsiderate noise- our major colleges. A defeat comes as a per-· '- community".Thenetidte ~'h netindte_ makers. It is impossible to estimate the num- sonal affront to both non-competing under- Walter Ir. Baldyga, '38, X, 37 Bullard 'had ofdpatfdpr- alumni. ~'ed ber of unnecessary decibels caused under the graduates and Street, Dorchester.metathe'n is "Amer a o oiticlskldg nat Falthe A.i great dome by scraping chairs, loud talks, And now the final blow is delivered: it 'ulFl uig proposed that winning athletes should be whyHesithrva dropping books, and similar auditory plagues. of col- gory is involved,e s I seei -no reason h r a hired to assure the continued success the N.S.L. and S.L.I.D. should not be altetiewe One possible manner of diminishing the lege teams. How commercialized has become -aloe inttle Intitue.temee fhien sounds would be to have the Library proctored, the Greek ideal of physical competition for Isdr Scheywarz, fi8.xV1, .tings upadte tig padte much the same as the children's rooms of our its own -sake. "There is no doubt in my minhd but wne imt but this solution is as If it is really thought, as it apparently is,watdim0lthat such organizations should be per- tl.S etle public libraries ate, essential to an in- ittdaMIT.Aerall, we are tall M infants thp.at winning teams are for half an hourM juvenile as it is undersirable. Legal well-being, let us take seriouslyn air wss ulo oh o stitution's C~~~. ~~Y primarily interested in freedom of and the wss ulo oa though most students are, they should realize the proposal of hiring athletes. But why you-wudtiktva el ~~~~~speech and freedom of the press, so and Hells Molhnkia that the extension of courtesy to one's fellow pretend that the competing teams are any- why not give freedom for these the Army and Navy game. HeM humans is seldom enforced. Possibly a placard thing more than mercenaries, Hessians forM organizations to exist".sadteolpraainheme placed near the entrance to the the inggan ofCllege Why ubmitBurton H. Albee, '39, X, West Rex- was six old-fashioneds. Afterwards conspicuously scholastic achieve- br.h olntrmme atigh ad Library would serve as a suitable reminder. athletes to the farce of ment Ifstudntsthenstil deirephyscal "Yes. The fellows that belong to So Brother Alpha asked him how In justice to their upbringing, however, groups may be just as'sincere much the other fellows had and he ~ prowssletael scool ompte ntrauralythesesegregated studeits should consider it their duty to the student teams being totallyIn ~~~~~asthe members of some of our other said, counting empty bottles and all, demonstrate that it was proper, that is, that from the professional. organizations. As long as they ex- probably twelve apiece on an a-verage,R would meet the standard intended l they were taught a respect for the rights of This plan b' te fondesofcolege thleics andap-press their ideas and opinions in a unless some of them were rum-iing in. B Y ~~~~~~~~~~~~peacefulmanner, I can see no harm in double headers on him, So Brother 1- others. pease the inferiority-complexed alumni and und~~~~~~~~~~~~~~teirgrdaexstih cngoindrMheonus Alpha said why not cut down fifty per- i undegradatewhocannt edurethe nusR. Stresau, '38, IX-B, 441 Beacon cent on consumption' and sign the ON SECOND THOUGHT eingenderedteam. by a losing Boston. ~pledge himself. Save money and "Yes, whereas the views of such produce the same relative effect. Soi A GIRL'S SUICIDE AN APOLOGY ~~~~~~~~organizations usually tend toward the Rob is going to do that, because he~ UCKED away between huge advertise- hare-brained, they do very little is afraid he said something there that Suppression always results marked the dawn of a Bright In- ments for cigarettes, furcoats, and TO OUR GENEROUS ALUMNI larn-age. hein the martyr psychology, which is as dustrial Day, only he forgot it. ~ quack medicines a little news item made its S a school we have frequently decried t poeflaimtutoanwsholCntmedoPae4 rounds, not long ago, unnoticed: A apparent lack of spirit among our (Cthughte as Pantig"Brter Alpha ai London. -Doctors are puzzling over the alumni body after de-parting- from Tech-B rteAl "split personality" of Miss Nancy Howard I nology to become, with varying degrees of Turnbull, a qualified physician at the age of greatness, engineers and scientists. twenty-one years, who committed suicide by Unfortunately we have judged our graduates w.ords of her too readily by the fanfare and alma mammy cutting her throat because in the other in- s father, Dr. James Nisbet Turnbull, "she could shouting which is characteristic of tres ts forcibly stitutions. But when a real need is experi- see both sides to every question so have neglected WITH TECH SEAL WITHOUT SEAL that reaching any decision worried her to enced by the student body we to note, because of the lack of outward death". CASES RONSON LIGHTERS Miss Turnbull was the demonstration with which it was done, that VANITY Others testified that our alumni has rallied loyally to Technology's BRACELETS SCHICK DRY SHAVERS most brilliant student in her class at Edinburgh RLSCHCRSAZORS University... support. CIGRAEETTECSS Such is the case with the donations of CIGARETTEROLLS CASES RAZORS On first thought one feels great pity with dinghys for the initiation of sailing as a sport BELT BUCKLES SPARKLET SYPHONS this brilliant mind that souaht to escape the at the Institute. At the time of writing ten PILLOW and BANNERS TOBACCO HUMIDORS hard realities of life, and one is left wonder- dinghys have been donated: eight by mem-E ing about the questions which were so bers of the alumni alone, one by Dr. Compton, BOOK ENDS Hand Carved PIPE RACK puzzling, so confusing as to make suicide the and another by an anonymous donor. But logical way out. Was it the spectacle of the generosity which prompts these donations nations all over the world busily engaged ex- is not accompanied by the blatant, screaming e tracting gold from the depths of Mother publicity for the donees; in the traditional Earth only to store them again deep down in Technology manner, the dinghys have been Christ as Cards the vaults of their respective treasuries, care- boast. With TECH SEAL have always been very popular. of the citizen Presented without outward show and fully guarded from the gaze e It is impossible to learn how many aspects . . is larger. for whom-presumably-it has been brought of Technology life are being quietly supported This year the assortment to light ? by members of thne alumni. To take an ex- These CARDS are Priced at .05c, 10c and 15c each. Or was it contemplation of the strange cellent example, how many students are aware effects of peace and disarmament conferences that the shells used in rowing are given by also on peace and goodwill among nations? Then former undergraduates ? In an inconspicuous REPRODUCTIONS of the PEN and INK DRAWINGS it the thought of farmers destroy- again, was spot on the second floor of Walker Memorial by STUART BRUCE. ing angrily their crops because they would not is an unpretentious framed charter stating of the INSTITUTE yield enough to buy the products of the city that this building also is a gift of the alumni. while spider webs were forming on machines We owe a deep debt of apolog to our because the farmers could not buy? Or was alumni, and a similarly deep debt of gratitude ai B H C it the peculiar application of human in- In one sense we could desire that their B at the Coop and'Share inthe Profits tenuity and skill on war machines while generosity would be made public so that we medicine is lengthening the span of life might properly render thanks. _,

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BasketbalI Tea .Pn Faces B. U. Tonight IE I I I B. U. Basketball ITechnology Swimmers Crimson Grapplers Tech Boxers Beaten Brown Team Hands Team Will Meet Defeated By Amherst I Defeat Technology By Harvard Mittmen Tech Sextet A Loss Strong Varsity Frosh Team Loses To St. George Superior P h y s i c a 1 Condition Beaver's Improved Attack Fails And Hawrvard On Friday Freshman and Varsity Are Both Wins For HIarvard As Shooting Is Weak Four Seniors In Line-Up Defeated; Powers Sole Foir Condition told the story as the Tech Tech mermen were swamped by a M.I.T. Win The Tech EHockey team lost its Contest Which Begins powerful Amherst team last Saturday boxers bowed before the onslaught fourth game in as many starts as it Beaver Season by a score of 57 to 20. Dodge and The M.I.T. freshman and Varsity of the highly trained and hard punch- Vonnegut were outstanding for the wrestling teams both lost to Harvard ing mittmen from Harvard, to the journeyed to Providence last Friday Team May Go Well In Spite Tech team as the former took the 150- in the first meet of the season last tune of 8-0. Without exception, the to get a 7-3 trimming from the Brown Of Players' Lack Of Height yard backstroke and placed second in Saturday. The Varsity lost their first rounds were evenly fought, but Bears. Despite the large score, the eight matches with a final score of as the fights the 50-yard freestyle, while the latter progressed, with the Tech team undoubtedly flashed a bet- won the 200-yard breaststroke, better- 34-0, but A. J. Powers of the fresh- superior condition of the Harvard ter offense than they have showed at Frosh To Play In Preliminary ing the Amherst record. men won his bout to make the final men, the Tech boxers were worn At Boston University The freshmen preceded the Varsity frosh score 29-3. down and defeated. any time this year. Gym Building by losing decisively to Harvard and Both teams were swamped by a In the opening bout of the evening After the opening minute, jinx held Amherst. Just before the Harvard -more powerful and experienced Har- Captain "Champ" Norton was out- true to form when a long shot vard squad. The Tech Varsity was Four Seniors will be in the start- meet, the frosh team elected Chest- pointed by Stuart Finer in the 115 bounded off Goalie Steiger's stick into nut as its captain. hampered by the absence of Fred pound class. Tech's 125 pounder, ing line-up the net, the Beavers allowed the of the Tech basketball Boston University will be the next Baggerman in the 165 pound class Tony Chmrnielewski, in his first boxing team which tonight faces Boston Uni- opponents of the Varsity team Wed- and Atmore Strom in the 175 pound bout successfully weathered the bar- Bears to score again; but then settled versity in its opening game. If the nesday at 3:30 in the Huntington class. Strom, unable to wrestle be- rage which the clever and experi- down to outplay their opponents for team does not suffer too much fron Avenue Y. M. C. A., near the Opera cause of a sprained arm, was sub- enced Larry Crampton threw at him, all but the closing few minutes. Eddy stituted by Charles Wetterer, but the lack of height, it may go well. At House. Since there is no admission ,although losing the decision. In the scored the first M.I.T. goal late in the charge, a large crowd is expected, 165 pound class was forfeited. Ed 135 pound class Bill Wold of Tech, any rate it should be period, and only a spectacular save by a decided im- and spectators are advised to come Bartholomew, in the 135 pound divi- after a fine opening., was kayoed by provement over last year's disappoint- early to avoid the rush. Expectations sion, put up a good fight but was Peter Ward, in the second round. Bron-n's fine goalie, Skillings, pre- ing aggregation. are high, for Tech defeated B.U. last defeated by the experienced Harvard Nick Lefthes lost a close decision to vented Aicker's shot from tying the · Vernon Lippett, '38, will be the only year and there is every reason to hope captain, Harland Stoddard. Harvard's Dwight Ellis in the 145 score. upperclassman in the line-up. In ad- that it can repeat the effort. Sam Noodleman and Dominick pound class. Red Wallace lost on a In the second period, the Beavers dition he will be the only six footer, The results of the Amherst meet: Cestoni, in the 118 and heavyweight technical knock out in the 155 pound were on top in everything but the and he just reaches that height. Lip- Medley relay: 1. (A); 2. Hope, Von- divisions, withstood the attacks of division. In the 165 pound class, Bob scoring-which unfortunately decides pett will be at the center position. negut, Small; time 3:19.4. the Harvard grapplers for almost ten Thorson, after an even battle for two the winner. Passing nicely, the Tech At the forward posts will be 220-yard freestyle: 1. (A); 2. (A); minutes, but failed to save the de- rounds, tired and became -a victim of team repeatedly worked the puck in sired two points by a matter of Captain Garth and Fletcher Thorn- 3. Snyder, '38; time 2:30.4. a right-hand punch in the third round. close to the nets only to dribble easy ton, both experienced men although 50-yard freestyle: 1. (A); 2. Dodge, seconds. Jarvis Webb showed up well, Wally Mathesius lost to Intercol- shots at Skillings. If a few of these and for a time it the latter was out of competition last '37; 3. (A); time 25.8. looked as though legiate Champion Bill Smith in the many close shots had been a little year. Dive:: 1.-2. (A); 3. Reuter, '38. he might win his match. third round and Tech's heavyweight harder, the result would have been The only spot at which the Tech- Billy Wu and Dick Denton will team 440-yard freestyle: 1.-2. (A); 3. Sam Wallach lost a close decision to quitel different. Although outplayed Hamilton, 36; time 5.58. nology rooters could cheer and mean his Harvard rival. in this period, Brown capitalized well up at the guard positions. The former, it occurred in the freshman matches 150-yard backstroke: 1. Dodge, '37; The freshman meet scheduled for to score, giving them a 3-1 lead. as Lippett, was an ineligible transfer when A. J. Powers, wiry and experi- 2.3. (A). this Friday with Harvard has been In the final period, a desperate student 1last year and saw his service enced, rode Arthur Johns for a time in the Dorm League. Denton was a 200-yard breaststroke: 1. Vonnegut, postponed because many students are Beaver team sent five men down the '36; 2.-3. (A). advantage of 8:49. Powers thus leaving for home early for the Christ- ice for the first time this year, but regular guard on last years team. proved his right to the title of win- 100-yard freestyle: 1.-2. (A); 3. Main, mas vacation. with rather disastrous results. Al- This team has clicked nicely in ner of the 145 lb. class which he '38. though Coach Owen alterlated his practice against opposition furnished won in the Ail-Tech tournament last 4-40-yard relay: 1. (A); 2. (Main, three Iines of Daley, Cohen and Healy; by its team-mates and hopes to do as week. On the whole, the freshman Infimary Snyder, Patterson, Dodge-. Eddy, Acker, and Muther; and Schip- well when they face the Terriers to- team's poor showing may be attri- Hecker, Harvard K., '38; Howley, per, Stiles, and Anderson, the M,I.T. night. The game will be played at buted to lack of experienced material, E., employee; Klitgord, Howard D., skaters, were unable to cope with the the B.U. gym next to the Arena on but as soon as they gain the neces- '39; Souder, James J., '36; Stodder A, Dual Meet With Lower quick thrusts of the Bears who broke St. -Botolph Street.-and will start at sary experience they can be expected employee; Taylor, Thomas T. before the defensemen 7:15. As a preliminary the Engineer - Versus Upperclassmen to win their half of the meets. could get back. The last four goals were scored dur- frosh will face the B.U. yearlings. VARSITY I 50 yard dash: 1. Pulsifer, '38; 2. Ny- 135 pounds-George Davis (H) de- ing the time Tech had five men dowvn. Little can be determined about the 118 pounds-Edward Petrenick (H) gaard,'37; 3. Sabi; Times, 5 4/5 sec. feated Michael Heraismuchuk (T) Muther, of Tech, soloed down for the Tech frosh, but Coach Hoyt Steele defeated Sa.m Noodleman (T) fall 300 yard dash: 1. decision 7:28. second goal and Goodwin sunk one lad an exceedingly large group from Carleton, '39; 2. 9:47. Sabi, '37; 3. Hyde, '39; time, 35 3/5 145 pounds-Gus Powers (T) defeat- from behind the goal by bouncing it which to select his starting line-up. 126 pounds-Leonard Klein (H) de- ces. ed Arthur Johns (H) decision 8:49. between the net posts and Skilling's The preliminary wvillgo on at 6:15. feated Thornmas Torrance (T) de- 600I yard dash: 1. Cooper, '37; 155 pounds-Frank White ( H) de- out-stretched Ieg. In this Iast period, Admission to both games will be 40c. 2. cision 6:44. Hamilton, feated Dave MulIin (T) decision Owen also used many spare defense- '36; 3. Guerke, '37; time, 135 pounds-Capt. Howland Stoddard 1:20 4/5 sec. 8:49. men including Cook, Mayo, and (H) defeated Ed Bartholomew (T) 165 pounds--oucreiff Cochrane (H) Minott, with Meyer seeing brief 1000 yard run: 1. Guerke, '37; 2. fall 7:13. Open House Meyers, '39; 3. Ross, '39; time 2:31. defeated Joe Zeitlen (T) fail 8:20. service at center and Kenny finishing 145 pounds-W. Brooks Cavin (H) de- (Continued from Page 1) High Jump: 1. Bryer, '38; 2. Hamil- 175 pounds-Ralph Murphy (H) de- in the nets. feated Jarvis Webb (T) decision ton, '39; 2. feated Robert Pastini (T) fall 4:03. Sherborne, '36; height 5:37. The Tech team will step into its 5' 7". Heavyweight-Clarence Boston (H) ownI class now when it meets North- tives will be developed and prints 155 pounds-Lorrin Woodman (H) de- Broad Jump: 1. Johnson, '36; 2. Had- defeated Burkhart Klesinhofer (T) easternI in the next game at the Bos- given to the visitors. feated Michael Cettei (T) decision ley; 3. Donnan,'36; distance 21: 4". decision 8:19. ton Arena. Models of the stage settings of 8:05. ShotI Put: 1. Ferreira, '39; 2. Shnei- 165 pounds-George Fox (H) defeat- modern plays such as those of Eugene der, '39; 3. Hadley, '38; 3. Guerke, O'Neill will feature the dramatic ex- ed Fred Baggerman (T) forfeit. '37; distance 40' 5". 175 pounds-John Harkness (H) de- ( 08CLBBAd5nR'AB I hibition. PoleI Vault: 1. Donnan, '36; 2. Bebie, feated Charles Wetterer (T) fall so Ntoiltmnr A German band composed of fresh- '89, height 10' 6". 1:13. men will march through the corri- Final results: Heavyweight - William Glendenning '38 and '39-361/ points. dors to direct the visitors to the (H) defeated Dominic Cestoni (T) Freshman exhibition and other dis- '36 and '37--341,, points. 9:22. plays. FRESHMEN Notice f Watson Is Faculty Advisor 118 pounds-Harvey Ross (H) de- Arthur C. Watson of the English Vincent LIecture (Continued from Page 1) feated Joseph Crueiger (T) fall department will serve as faculty ad- 3:52. to viser to the freshmen. The commit- which II Duce immediately re 126 pounds-Louis Ach (H) defeated tee as formed yesterday afternoon in- trieved and returned to the king. I George Laurent (T) decision 6.51. cludes Harold R. Seykota, general The king most graciously and chairman, Bryon W. Wheeler, chair- effusively thanked him. I1 Duce Christmas worriers man of program committee, Albert taken quite aback, asked the king as Herzberg, chairman of photography, to why he was so effusive in his Arthur Morrell, chairman personnel thanks. The king thereupon replied, HERE IT IS committee, Abraham Patashinsky, 'In Italy, my handkerchief is the only OUR NEW Just turn yourself loose in the Store chairman building arrangements, thing into which you'll let me put if it's Clinton Lawry, chairman equipment my nose."' Shawl Collar Tuxedo for Men. A thousand and one things committee, Robert Evan Pancake and "FOR RENTAL" will suggest themselves - sure-fire 3Iortimer I. Metzger, p'hotographic ,,, for a assistants. I man gifts for your whole range of friends The committee has requested any Walton Lunch Co. and acquaintances in a wide range of freshman who has a hobby which can Morning, Noon and Night prices. be used in the exhibition to make this You will find All Tech at fact known to any member of the organizing board. There .are chair- 78 Massachusetts Avenue manships open in thirty sub-commit- CAMBRIDGE tee, for candidates with executive Fear not. Jordan Marsh Company is abili'y. full of books, pictures, all kinds of QUICK SERVICE a knick-kIlacks that can't go wrong. .1 APPETIZING FOOD i POPULAR PRICES And if you're timid about the more Boston's Foremost Reliable Dancing School I woman 15 Private Lessons $5 Quality First Always personal things, just put yourself in Uptown School DaneinzMloderniiI THAT'S the hands of our Shopping Service, 83O Masr, Ave., at Huntington II Personal Direction Miss Shirley Hayes |WALTON'S Gtlh Floor--Store for Men, for expert TEL. CIRCLE 9068 RIAD & WHITE Newest ball room steps. Be- 1080 Boylston Street assistance. ginners guaranteed to learn 111 Summer Street, Boston here. Hours 10 A.M. to 12 P.M. Convenient to Fraternity Men Woolworth Bldg., Prow., R I. Class andt social dancing with orchestra I 11 ~~~~I I , -If -- ,- --

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A ~~~~~~~New Year's''E:ve'Party' T. E: N. Fo6r`Jainuary -$"c~u'gFaent ' : : ¢^L END ~~~A Rf Patnr I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~L^LLNL~tK PlannedBR 5:15 Club Is Issued Tomorrow EtbihshpestbihsCape Tuesday, December 17Stdnswohvbeniertd Cabaret Style Formal Dance Is Atomic Trans~mutation, PrivateStdnswohebeniertd 6:30.ilver Room,Scroll WakerDnner Meeting,Memorial. ommuter'sirhoie eAirplacessDicussed c intScouinglwillndimdrarareoopootuu- 73.Tech Show Rehearsal, Walker Gymnasium. iyt anancnetoswt h 8:00. Tech Union Presents E. P. Coffey, Room 10-250. Tom Anderson's Yankee Network TeTc niern esfrmvmn igi h s 8:00. Bsketbals. Bostn GameUnivrsity a B. U.orchestra will play at the 5:15 Club's January, 1936, will be pl~aced on sale tablishment of a Chapter of the Alpha Wednesday, December 18 New Year's Eve Party to be held in tomorrow in the Main Lobby. In- Phi Omega, tim National Honorary ! 3:00. Swimming Meet with Boston University, Y.m.C.A. Pool. the Main Hall, Walker, from 10 to eluded in this month's issue are a Scouting Fraternity, at Technology. 50.Christian Science Meeting, Room 10-200. 4 o'clock. nme fatce fuuulitrs, Teproeo h raiaini 5:45. Graduate House Christmnas Party, North Hall, Walker Memorial. Thsanafetroftecu wrtnbygdaes nd ne-torigoehrsuetshoava common interest in Scouting and :0.Graduate House Dinner Meeting, North Hall, Walker Memorial.prgamogheosppurofrdae. 6:30. Soccer Team Banquet, Silver Room, Walker Memorial. its actixities, 'will present again this "Airplanes for Private Owners", is give recognition to those who have 7:30 Amrica Metin,StdentUnin Noth allWaler Mmoral. year a cabaret style masquerade or the title of an article written by John given service to Scouting in the past. Hotel Bradford.formal dance, with dinner and enter- H. Geisse, a former student at the The Fraternity -is not limited to Thursday, December 19 tainnment included in the admission Institute and at present Chief of the Scouts of any particular rank. 2:30. Rifle Team Meets Beverly Rifle Club at the M.I.T. Range. price of $3.50 per couple. As in Aeronautics Development Section of A meeting will be held this after- 5:00 InsitueMetin, Comitte Eat Lunge Waler emoral. former years, the dance will be strictly the Bureau of Air .Commerce, U. S. noon at five o'clock, in Room 10-267. 5:00. Beaver Key Society Meeting, Wv~est Lounge, Walker Memorial. for Technology students, and no out- Department of Commerce. P aul1 Christopher Gunderson, Scout Execu- 6:30. Graduate House Dinner M~eeting, Silver Room, Walker Memorial. siders will be 'admitted.Coe,35wrtsnthexrtiuatvefCmbdgasenivtd 7:30. Tech Show Rehearsal, Walker Gymnasium. DeerdPyetAlwdtion of the Scrap Iron Industry, a to be present to discuss future plans ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dfre amn llwdfrteognzto.Ayitrse Reservations should be made for topic of especial interest now because frteognzto.Ayitrse stuen t uablb peset t hi BTO-,-~ ~~ ~~~~~ when he was abroad ship. But he tables at the same t im e th a t t ick e t s of t h e u s e t h e J a p a n e s e a n d I t a l ia n s suetual ob rsn tti Broteriued~oA Phage couldn't stand those cigars. Sam are bought. Tickets will be on sale are making of this iron in their re- meeting may leave his name at the submitted an Ode, which perhaps the in the Main Lobby all this week. Inpeiecmags Iformatioh istpurposie.d Dsko -- ~, .~ ~ ~Lowell book now makes timely. After order to accomodate temporarily im Tw stdnartilsappa-ti Thierr Prfesor hi Thugh al, Sm dd ptten i on Axny poverished students, the Club has ar- month.. "M~fodern Atomic Trans- anct ~naratero wmmmgamesw~ ~Lowell's own work. ranged to permit a deposit of $1.00 mutation", by Milton Dobrin, '36,TCA.BysWr help asorne lot fellowsandif it induces the payment of the remainder at deals with the latest developments in Active participation in the T.C.A. to read again in the two volumes I smoked cigarettes was give the tedo.Drn hita ek hsfedo eerh TeSoyo~ysWr a eie nb h And Professor Austrian armythdor DuigCrsmswetifilofrsac."eSoyofB 'sW kwsdcddonb te of James' Psychology. reservations may be made through the the Soya", by Edouard R. Bossange, T.C.A. freshman cabinet at a meeting Perry himself knows how to write, By social worker Information office; if any tickets are Jr., '38, describes the Industrial uses held Wednesday night. The work was - as everybody is aware. Systematic In Tobloch by the Eisenhahn left, they will be sold at the door. of the soy bean.decidinatlbyKnthJ critics were annoyed because James Where they got on. Arnold, 396, director of thue T.C.A, V never achieved a point of view from Boy, I was balmy, they wasRicy S e h B o ' W r k d vsn.Ehmawul which one could see the Whole ad RilyS ech r sop ryouts!.. be in charge of a group of about 12 systematize it in one big Philosophy I see then why they done so (Cniud[o ae1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Cofdie Oietemntloingaute hIoz. Held On Wednesday to1 osfroengtaweek in ofthe Life. On Likethe Isonzo.--the man Iooking at one of the Bostonsettlementhouses.ston sttlemnt hoses. photograph who asked, "Where is the BtIcn'stn ecgr. cessithueoflcrcaeer There is a wide range of work, which a other side of the face?" and, when Once I got me a lal'palooza are largely due to its domestic use", e lmesWl eSlce vre rmacmayn lecu t they told him you had to get one From a old geezer the speaker stated. By The Entire Club a h in ogvnin hmsr ogvn hmsr side at a time he was all out of Where went in Europe by the Mr. Ripley' emphasized the eco~ demonstrations. patience and s~aid, "The camera is the bunk"themin Bu of ameswas League. nomies in time, money, and labor Tryouts for membership in the a gret seachligt, sootin throghTh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o Thywated hminussiahe s soould whichedeay can wantedno be effected from by inoursh the general Dramashop will be held by the clubBultnoad reconstruct it. application of electricity to household "Atiitnoticesdayhouldrnoot fro fort the arkessdep ito he ear ofThat's where he got the habit what tasks. "Electricty gives cheap flame- six o'clock in Room 2-178."Atvynoie shud otb thing,an thee.hee Te truble he smoked it. less light, power, and heat", he point- Every member of the club is re- placed on official or departmental bul- withothephlosohersis ikel to Slim like knitting-needles, black. ed out. "One kilowatt, costing five quired to tryout before being admitted letin boards", the WN~alker Memorial be that they light up everything, centsthein home, will produceorderedio the toyesteratedforCommiteeaodereyyestrday.Sinc the organization.Committeethe Candidates£or E everywhere, but so dimly that nobody He should be tried forBoy, homicide. quivalenwhata crack! cetinheomwlprdete of thirten men's ork for ast are asked to read parts from aF such notices are destroyed when else can see anything at all. I heard birds singin' a quarter of an hour; an electric re- plays, while those trying out for the wogypaepbiiycmitewogypaepbiiycmite A -relative of Brother Alpha's, the On the sweet meadows by Monad- frigerator costs 53 cents a month to management and production write an- aeavsdtaeavsdt ofnofn hi detshi dets greatestin t~~he liarol ob e OCk. run, and a -washing machine at a few swers to practical questions. These ing to the bulletin boards set aside usedJames~~~~~~~~~~~~ to boast that he knew tryouts are held before the club as solely for activities. Since the num- during the period when he -was brood- it. laundress at 15 dollars a month , awoeancndatsrevedio bro Atvt"blei orsi ing over the composition of The Varie- When I'm goin' through a thing, I'm In conclusion, Mr. Ripley stated:-- the club by the old members. sfiin ogv dqaentc o ~~~~~~~~~~gt'thruhies-Exerierance Mitdoss-es "of Rligiou Frederick R. Claffee, '37, president coming events, there is no need of waRntatpyhloica Jandimot td f Butgoion, I cam't thog go 'emat--"o cigars. you workie lessbette, and accomplish moreess;mssn of Dramashop, is in charge of themiungheofcaordptetlh woffcilordeprtena Religion,at he said, James would ~~~~~~~~~~~~~tryouts. bulletin boards. moments have a burst of enthusiasm b lcrcllvn" for simple, old-f-ashiomed, fundamenta tal ConferenceHeld At Undergraduate Notice AiN INVITATION Faith. So he would pound on t~he T h I n e c l e i t C h i m a s-.wEASEV A Y table and say, "Damn it! I must have W retrP ltc h necleit hita e- NWYA' V AT family prayers! ~~~~~~~~~~perService will be held in Trinity Greek Athen's Olympia CafeTR V L SCH KSI TiS.fose amohislAy ThpewEgandCnerenc!" Church on Wednesday, December 18, A Real European Spot at our Kendall Sq. office This S.his Fster Amy Damohe New Enland Confrence onfrom 4:15 to 5:15 o'clock. All Tech- n1 Stuart Street near "Met", Boston L~owell, a Chronicle, rather gives 1Photo-elasticity was held at Worcos- r1ology Students are cordially invited Exelnliuradfo-Dncg away the famous cigar racket. Seems ter Polytechnic Institute on Saturday, oatedDcorAhuLeKn- No cover charge. $2.50 perpeson A V R RUTC .M it was Tobacco in the Service of the December 14. Robert W. Vose, in- tolvitnd. Docto ArhrLesKin d e . cck636- Higher Things. She knew that structor in the Mechanical Engineer- audiences, and readers, would be ing Department at Technology at-E shocked, and therefore attracted. tended. 0atA And she felt that, if they were at- The Photo-elasticity Conference~ i~~~~~a tracted towards a Lowell--who, was serves as a clearing house for the K= also a poet--the influence -would m ake exchange of ideas on the uses and a for the salvation of thei'r souls. But developments of photo-elastic methods how that woman must have suffered! in stress analysis. A friend of Brother Alpha's, one Sam Katzka, getting rather high in State Undergraduate Notice and City politics, a while since, re- httegrs ftefc Weas ports he had to quit because of the schools do not start after the holidays cigars the boys puffed in his lace or until December Sth, Seniors are :i:...... even, o~n occasion, poked in his mouth. stogyugeioarne ae o Says he had smoked anythi-ng, i-teSnirDnce before leaving for eluding short lengths of tarred rope Christamas.i

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