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FOGHORHE UNIVERSITY OF SAN FR A N C NI S C O SEPTEMBER 19,1996 http -.//foghorn.usfca.edu VOLUME 93, ISSUE 3 Magazine Ranks Not Out of the Forest USF on Third Tier Critics fault U.S. News & World Report college study for unscientific findings

Lynna Do Assistant News Editor themselves," he said. Administrators at other univer­ For the second consecutive sities slammed the report as well. year, U.S. News & World Report "Once an institution submits has ranked USF in the third of the data, they have no control four tiers amongst national uni­ over what U.S. News does with it," versities. Loris Davanzo, an analyst with The magazine ranks over 200 the UC Berkeley Budget and schools annually. USF's "third- Planning Office, was quoted as tier" placement means that it falls saying in the Daily Californian. somewhere be­ Berkeley was tween the ranked 27th places of 116 to overall. 172. '[The ranking] is not This year's News of the held in high regard. top 10 Na­ ranking, which The staffs at each tional Univer­ was published school rate them­ sities, which do in the Sept. 16 not include lib­ issue, selves.' eral arts col­ LARRY HuMt prompted luke­ — Chris Krzak leges and Keith Ratzburg sizes up a shot on goal during the MetLife Classic's final game. warm reaction Assistant Director for Admissions universities, The Dons lost, 2-1, to visiting Wake Forest, falling to 2-3 on the season. on the USF are, in order: campus. Yale University, "[The rank­ Princeton Uni­ ing] is not held in high regard," versity, Harvard University, Duke said Chris Krzak, assistant direc­ University, Massachusettes Insti­ Whirlwind Youth 2000 Tour tor and operations manager for tute of Technology (MIT), Admissions. Stanford University, Darthmouth Krzak said that the Admissions College, Brown University, Cali­ staff doesn't consider the ranking fornia Institute of Technology and Rlls McLaren With Song very important, partly because of Northwestern University (which the way the rankings are com­ tied for 9th). Popular retreat England to Germany, and then to treat, Youth 2000 is booked until piled. In ranking the colleges and the rest ofthe world from Trinidad 1998 and will not be back in San "The staffs at each school rate RANKING: Page 5 teaches experi­ to Australia. Francisco anytime soon. Dallas was the first U.S. site of "We have one weekend retreat Youth 2000 in June of 1992 with per city, and right after San Fran­ Top Ten U.S. Universities encing Jesus 700 attendants, mostly young cisco we will be in Washington, Les Shu people. D.C.," Brawley added. The top ten universities according to U.S. News & World Report Foghorn Staff Writer * "This year is the first time Youth According to Brawley, the pur­ 1. Yale University 2000 has been held in San Fran­ pose is for young people to have the 2. Princeton University Filled with prayers and songs, the cisco," Brawley said. "USF is a beau­ true belief in the real presence ofthe 3. Harvard University McLaren Center was the site ofthe tiful campus and San Francisco is a Eucharist. 4. Duke University Youth 2000 Retreat held from Sept. beautiful setting." "The purpose of Youth 2000 is 13 to Sept. 16. 5. Massachusettes Institute of Technology (MIT) Due to the popularity of the re­ YOUTH 2000: Page 5 With about 350 people attend­ 6. Stanford University ing the three-day retreat, Youth 2000 7. Dartmouth College consisted of talks, workshops, mass, 8. Brown University rosaries, and songs. When Kids in the 9. (tied) California Institute of Technology "The retreat is to help people find 9. (tied) Northwestern University Jesus and to know Him as a friend University of San Francisco, 3rd Tier (#'s 116- 172) and a loving God," said Anne Brawley, national director of Youth Halls Go Bad The following chart shows the criteria that U.S. News & World Report 2000 in the United States. uses to rank the nation's universities. Youth 2000 was founded in Eu­ Judical Board solves disputes Value Added 5% rope by an Englishman named Alumni Giving 5% Ernest Williams. Inspired by Pope which is then forwarded to Monique Jewett John Paul Il's-message at the World the director of the appropri­ "* """'" Self Survey 25% Foghorn Staff Writer Youth Day keld in 1989 in ate hall. What happens after Santiago de Compostello, Spain, Students living in the resi­ that, however, remains a mys­ Williams started the retreat hop­ dence halls generally have tery to a good portion of the ing to unite the youth ofthe world students residing on campus. Retention 20% some idea as to what happens through Jesus and the celebration when policies are not fol­ This is where the Resi­ ofthe Eucharist. dence Hall Judicial Board Selectivity 15% lowed. Most residents know The first retreat was held in 1990 that documentation of the comes into effect. Established in former Yugoslavia and had 6,000 policy violation is taken in the last year, the Judicial Board is Financial Resources 10 youth in attendence. That success form of an "incident report," BOARD: Page 3 led to rapid growth in Europe from Source: U.S. News & World Report Faculty Resources 20%

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The Board Although some students may just like the ones who appear itself consists of seven seats, one prefer a one-on-one conversa­ before the board. "Sometimes of which is the chair, and all of tion about their case, others may when people violate policies, it Free Parking which are staffed by students re­ wish to speak to a group of is helpful that they can go to a siding in group of their peers," Harland The ASUSF Senate is sponsoring a parking permit raffle to raise the halls. said. Board member Melanie funds for either a scholarship or a book fund. Tickets will be sold When a Cameron, a junior politics ma­ today, next Tuesday, and next Thursday in Harney Plaza and will resident is 'I liked having seven people deter­ jor, added, "It is empowering for cost $2 each. The permit, valued at $176, is for the Lone Moun- "written mine whether or not I was respon­ the resident to have the oppor­ tain/Anza St. lot. up," the in­ sible for the violation, rather than tunity of having other students cident re­ like themselves hearing their port has just one.' case." And More Parking two pos­ — Accused Student A final aspect of the Judicial sible path­ Board is its dedication to fair­ The San Francisco Board of Supervisors unanimously approved ways. "[The ness. "A lot of students some­ legislation last week to require that work crews that block parking incident re­ times feel that they are not spaces start the work by noon each day or surrender the precious ports] go first to the hall direc­ people. One student said of her being heard," said Jen Shriver, spots. The sponsor of the act, supervisor Michael Yaki, says that tor," said board member Bruce appearance before the board, "At a junior psychology major. "Be­ the legislation will force crews to keep a tighter schedule as well as Harland, a junior philosophy first I was nervous, speaking be­ fore the board, both the indi­ free up parking. major. "Then the hall director fore so many people. But I liked viduals who completed the either handles the case her or having seven people determine incident report and the students himself, or else forwards it to the whether or not I was responsible themselves have the chance to Pac Rim Book Prize Judicial Board." for the violation, rather than just speak." After the Judicial Board re­ one." After the The University of San Francisco Center for Pacific Rim and the ceives the report or the case, the The deci- Judicial Board Kiriyama Pacific Rim Foundation have announced the six finalists Board immediately sends a let­ sions of the Ju­ has made its for the 1996 Kiriyama Pacific Rim Book Prize. The six finalists are ter to the individual or individu­ dicial Board 'A lot of students decision, it Alan Brown, "Audrey Hepburn's Neck ," Gu Hua, (translated by als involved, notifying them that are reached sometimes feel that also must de­ Howard Goldblatt), "Virgin Widows ," Elaine H. Kim and Eui- their case is being reviewed and through the they are not being cide on any Young Yu, "East to America: Korean American Life Stories ," R. providing them with a time to comprehensive heard.' appropriate Taggart Murphy, 'The Weight of the Yen ," Michael Perlman, appear before the board and ex­ review and ex­ sanctions. "We 'Hiroshima Forever: The Ecology of Mourning ," and David Wil­ plain in their own words what tensive discus­ — Jen Shriver try our best to liams, 'Japan and the Enemies of Open Political Science." This happened. sion of the make sure that award is presented to a book which best promotes mutual under­ Board member Tran Do, a case. "We've the sanction standing and cooperation among the countries in the Pacific Rim. sophomore undeclared science had cases that fits the policy The winner ofthe 1996 Kiriyama Prize will be choosen on Oct. major, said, "Due process is an we have discussed for more than violation," Harland said. 29, 1996 and there will be a public awards ceremony held in the integral part ofthe functioning three hours," Do said. Harland Ifyou are interested in apply­ San Francisco Main Library at 6 p.m. ofthe Judicial Board. Not only agreed, stating, "Many of the ing for any of the Judicial do students have the right to a cases we receive are not easily Board's open positions, call or speedy hearing, but they also classified as black and white. stop by the Office of Residence Hey! Slow Down! have the right to speak for them­ There are many gray areas, and Life in Phelan Residence Hall selves. This is important," she it is these that we must most (422-6824) for more informa­ Those of you who commute across the Golden Gate Bridge continued, "since they can carefully discuss." tion. need to either keep an eye on the rear-view mirror or slow down to the 45-mile-per-hour limit. Starting this past Tuesday, fines for speeding on the bridge were doubled and can now go up to over $500. Be late to class instead. (We mean, wake up earlier!) This Week in Senate News Molly Newcomb and Busy Summer Les Shu clinicals throughout the Bay Area. • In an attempt to alleviate Dr. Daniel Julius, associate vice president for Academic Affairs Foghorn Staff Writers He brought these concerns to the some ofthe stress involved in ac­ and Labor Relations, has had a busy summer. First, Dr. Julius pre­ dean; however, he said that not quiring a parking space, the Sen­ sented a paper on strategic decision-making in complex organiza­ • Concerning the amount of much headway was made. Sugges­ ate will be raffling two parking tions at the International Human Resource Management senate positions left vacant from tions or concerns can be directed spaces valued at $176 each in the Conference in San Diego on June 27, 1996. In August, he was last year's elections, president to Dionisio's mailbox in UC 402. following week. Raffle tickets will invited as a Visiting Guest Lecturer to speak on the same topic at Ventura Rodriguez, Jr. stated in a • The Senate Executive Board be $2 each, with the money pos­ the City University in London. Dr. Julius also got a chapter pub­ memo, "Instead of assuming my has set the following goals, and sibly going towards a scholarship lished in Contemporary Development in Human Resource Manage­ presidential power of appointing the full Senate will discuss them or a book fund. Although the ment (Paris: ESKA, 1996). The chapter is titled, "TQM: Why senators, the executive board in upcoming weeks: fostering stu­ money has not been designated, Practice May Be More Important than Theory," which is being agreed to hold a fall election to dent leadership development, de­ it will be used to benefit USF stu­ published in both French and English. allow the student body the oppor­ tunity to assume a leadership role veloping a five-year mission dents. within ASUSF." By Monday's statement for ASUSF, establishing • In other ASUSF news, pro­ Senate meeting, seven ofthe 18 an ASUSF scholarship as well as gramming board adviser Joel Van Gogh Nooner open positions will.be filled by making scholarship information Gonzalez announced The Source's elected officers. However, for the more accessible to students, cre­ upcoming events which include Local band Van Gogh's Daughter will be playing a "nooner" remaining 11 seats, President ating an ASUSF-sponsored course "Food, Friends, and Funnies" to­ concert today in Harney Plaza from 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. The all- Rodriguez will make two-week evaluation packet to aid students night at 7 p.m. in The Crossroads; woman "punk-pop" band performs songs based on "drinking, temporary appointments, during in selecting classes and instruc­ Crossroads will also host an open anger,our heads and relationships," according to their press release. which time another attempt will tors, increasing school spirit, pro­ mic night Oct. 14 at 8 p.m. All The band has played nearby venues like The Bottom of the Hill. be made to fill the seats. If you moting collaboration between participation is encouraged and are interested in an open position, clubs and organizations, and en­ welcomed. Gonzalez also stated contact the ASUSF office at suring the existence of forums The Source's Hotline, 422-6600, Coke vs. Water x6516. enabling students to discuss how is now up and running. • School of Nursing represen­ current issues affect their lives and • Monday's meeting will be A Coca-Cola delivery truck backed into a water main last tative Aris Dionisio voiced his the lives of others (i.e. held in the UC Faculty Lounge at Thursday and caused Lone Mountain residents to lose water us­ concern over the commute nurs­ multiculturalism, religion, and 5:30 p.m., rather than the usual age for about six hours, said Nate Johnson, director of Public ing students have to make to politics). meeting location at McLaren 250. Safety. The water main breakage occurred in an area where a ma­ jor landslide happened in the 1930s. There was a danger that the section ofthe hill would again give way if oversaturated, so work crews were called in immediately. Coca-Cola will reimburse the university for the damage, estimated by Johnson to be from $10,000 to $15,000. DO Great pioneers don 7 hesitate. MDA News Briefly NOT research pursues every possible avenue. Any submissions for News Briefs should be left at the Foghorn office before noon on the Friday before publication. Submissions ENTER are appreciated, though not all can be used. Muscular Dystrophy Association 1-800-572-1717 San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 19, 1996 Public Safety Gets Busy Break-ins, indeecent exposure and underage drinking occupy officers Monique Jewett Foghorn Staff Writer Safety officers that she parked and secured her vehicle at Golden Gate Vehicle Tampering/Theft Avenue and Kittredge Terrace. She Between Tuesday Aug. 27, 8:00 returned to discover property dam­ p.m. and Friday Aug. 30, 1:00 a.m. aged and missing. No suspects were A student reported to Public seen in the area. Safety officers that he parked and Indecent Exposure/Tres­ secured his vehicle on Parker Street passing and Golden Gate Avenue. He re­ turned to discover property dam­ Wednesday Sept. 4 at 11:55 aged and missing. Entry was made p.m. through a side wing window. No Public Safety Officers responded suspects were seen in the area. to Gillson Residence Hall on a re­ Burglary/Unlawful Entry port of a suspicious person. Offic­ ers contacted and arrested suspect Friday Aug. 30, between 2:40 for indecent exposure. An odor of a.m. and 4:15 a.m. alcoholic beverage was also observed A Public Safety officer re­ on his breath. He was turned over sponded to Kendrick Law School to SFPD, transported to Richmond on a report of a burglary. Entry into Station, and held for a four hour the building was made through the detoxification. lounge area and electric doors. Alcoholic Beverage/Posses­ Damage occurred to approximately sion By a Minor four machines located in the Marriott food court; property was Saturday Sept. 7 at 1:42 a.m. taken. No suspects were seen in the Public Safety Officers responded area. Officers had conducted a to a Phelan Residence Hall on a re­ walk-though ofthe area twice dur­ port of a noise complaint. Subse­ ing the early morning hours. Noth­ quently, officers arrested a student ing suspicious was observed. This who was not ofthe legal age to con­ case is under investigation. sume alcohol. He was turned over Vehicle Tampering/Theft to SFPD, transported to Park Sta­ tion and cited. Another individual Sunday Sept. 1, between 12:00 refusing to identify himself had his noon and 6:30 p.m. student identification card confis­ A student reported to Public cated.

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Self-ranking draw back to the church through "There are discussions of who is the Eucharist," Brawley said. "The Christ in their life, and they also This accounted for 25 percent Eucharist is where Jesus is present, discuss living in our society today of the total score. Schools were and it does draw people to it as Christians. It's a real challenge." asked to rate, by quartile, all through His great love and mercy." Music was a significant part of schools in the same categories as In order to be accessible to the retreat schedule as well. their own. young people, Youth 2000 is usu­ "With the mass and talks, we Selectivity ally held in a school. "We hold the also have music," Brawley added. retreat in a gym "We have music This counted for 15 percent or a audito- where every­ ofthe total score. In coming up rium," Brawley body can sing with this number, the following said. Whether 'Jesus has the power along. data was compiled, based on the it's a classroom to do all things. We "We work fall 1995 entering class: 1) accep­ or conference just have to ask Him.' with priests and tance rate of applicants; 2) per­ hall, the aim of —Suzie Brawley the Franciscan cent of applicants who actually Youth 2000 is to Friars of New Retreat Master of Ceremonies enrolled; 3) either the average or spread its mes­ York who work midpoint score of the SAT I or sage. with the home­ ACT composite score; and 4) "I am the less in New high school class standing com­ bread of life" — an excerpt from York. Young people respond to pared to all entering freshmen. John 6:35 in the Bible — serves as them, and they praise their gospel Faculty resources the main theme of Youth 2000. message," Brawley said. "The talks in the retreat deal "Jesus has the power to do all This counted for 20 percent. WHAT SCHOOL IS RIGHT with this theme about 'I am the things. We just have to ask Him. If This was compiled according to bread of life' and other messages. we j ust stop by the church or chapel FOR YOU? the 1995 academic year, which We talk about who Jesus is," and spend some time with Him He consisted of 1) the ratio of full- Brawley said. will answer all our prayers," said time students to full-time fac­ Along with talks, mass, and ro­ Suzie Brawley, who works with ulty; 2) percent of full-time saries, workshops play an important Youth 2000 and was the Master of faculty with PhDs or terminal de­ part in the retreat. Ceremonies for the retreat. grees; 3) percent of faculty who are part-time; 4) average salary for all full-time faculty; and 5) alumni, who contributed to the northern region were: Fairfield INTERVARSITY class size. 1994 and/or 1995 fund drives. University, Connecticut, (3rd); Financial resources The school with the highest Loyola College, Maryland (4th); score received a 100. The University of Scranton, Pennsylva­ This equaled 10 percent ofthe schools that followed were given nia (5th) and St. Joseph's Univer­ CHRISTIAN total. The amount was deter­ a percentage ofthe first school's sity, Pennsylvania (11th). mined by using the school's total score. The Jesuit schools ranked in fiscal expenditures for the 1995 Compared the southern region were: Loyola academic school year. with all the Je­ University, Louisiana (8th) and Retention Com­ suit universities Spring Hill College, Alabama . pared in the country, The Midwest had three other Je­ This counted for 20 percent USF ranked suit schools ranked: Creighton Uni­ What happens at IVCF? of the final score, and was based with well. The only versity, Nebraska (1st); John Carroll • Bible studies • Worship meetings on the 1986 to 1989 freshman all the two nationally University, Ohio (5th) and Xavier • Prayer meetings • Community outreach classes who graduated within six Jesuit ranked Jesuit College, Ohio (8th). years and the average percentage universities in Finally, the Western Region • Fellowship! of 1991 to 1994 freshmen who univer­ the top 50 were featured four Jesuit schools: Santa returned the following fall. sities, Georgetown, Clara University, California Value added USF which came in (2nd); Loyola Marymount Uni­ 23rd, and Bos­ versity, California (3rd); Gonzaga vc# ranked This counted for 5 percent ton College, University, Washington (6th) and and was in essence the predicted well. which came in Seattle University, Washington graduation rate based on the test 38th. (11th). scores ofthe 1989 entering fresh­ Many Jesuit The other Jesuit Universities man class compared to the actual schools were ranked in a differ­ were either ranked in the second graduation rate ofthe same class, ent category from USF; they were and third tiers nationally or not in the six-year given period for ranked as regional universities. ranked at all. Upcoming meetings graduation. Krzak said that he felt USF * Note: Data was taken from • Bible Study — Monday, Sept. 23, 8 p.m. - 9 p.m. Gleeson Library 4th floor Alumni giving should have been put in this cat­ U.S. News & World Report, 1994, egory as well. "USF should be con­ 1996, and 1997. • Worship Meeting — Friday, Sept. 20, 4:30 p.m. - 6 This counted for 5 percent of sidered a regional university, not a p.m. UC417 the total, and revolves on the national one," he said. 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Shuttle Complaints @ 1996 NICK ANDERSON/WASHINGTON POST WRITERS' GROUP I know as a college newspaper spelled out, and something more we are supposed to be the moral than a campus map to guide us Letters to the Editor crusaders of the campus. How­ along our merry way? Speaking of education, for ever, we here at the Foghorn have city as spoiled malcontents, and will $24,000-a-year, don't you think Cross-fire compiled a list of complaints. SUBMISSION POUCY not enjoy popular support. If they USF should be doing something First of all, what is the purpose Dear Editor: put their money where their mouths of shuttles that don't come in a about our national ranking The large concrete cross which • Columns for the Opinion section and letters to the Editor are are, however, they will be seen to be against other universities? We towers above Mount Davidson in timely manner? There we are, gladly accepted from students, the saviors of both the cross and the have a feeling that our future waiting for that lovely little mode San Francisco is not a particularly faculty, staff and alumni. taxpayers' pocketbooks. of transportation to take us, the employers are just going to jump beautiful object as public art, but is • All materials must be signed poor suckers who got stuck in J head over heels when they fig­ indubitably both a historical monu­ and include your printed name, Gregory Paul Hartnell lot, back to main campus and the ure out our expensive degree was ment and a religious symbol of con- address and telephone number van just doesn't come. But then earned at a university near the siderable significance. I am for verification. again, you have to admit the bottom rungs ofthe third tier. completely in favor of seeing it re­ • Please include your University Swimming Hazards Status (Class standing or Title). shutde is a great source of relief Okay, so maybe an escalator tained in its present location, not • We reserve the right to edit Dear Editor: for those students who face the to Lone Mountain is a little because of any intrinsic aesthetic materials submitted. All I've been swimming at Koret on treacherous steps of Lone Moun­ much, but how about a printer merit that I find in it (I find very submissions become the and off for a year and the pool's up­ tain every day. On the other or two that actually work on cam­ little), but rather for the reasons re­ property of the San Francisco keep (or lack thereof) is just atrocious. hand, why are so many people in pus. Little do our professors know ferred to above. Foghorn. First, the condition ofthe water classes at Lone Mountain? Why that when we tell them, "My pa­ Frankly, I was surprised by the • Columns of 700 words should has got to be a health code viola­ don't they just make it a haven per is late, I had printer prob­ line of reasoning taken by Foghorn be submitted by 8 p.m. on the Friday before publication. tion. It's chlorinated to the point of for the upperclassmen, College of lems," we are telling the truth. Editor James Tedford in his defense • Letters of 350 words or less the smell lingering on me for days Professional Studies or Fr. At least put our parent's hard- ofthe cross, which is disingenuous, should be submitted by 10 a.m. afterward no matter how many Schlegel's headquarters? Or bet­ earned dollars toward more prac­ not unlike like that taken by on the Monday before times I shower. ter yet, let's have Plant Services tical things like sanitary covers Deputy City Attorney Mara publication. Second, the condition ofthe pool get with the times and dynamite for the toilets or, better yet, toi­ Rosales, as his Counterpoint oppo­ • Shorter letters which get to the itself is just unacceptable. The sides the stairs to build some escalators. let paper rolls with sheets that nent Elizabeth Frantes asserts. At point have a greater chance of are slimy and the bottom is literally Wouldn't you like it if your come out in a long streaming first, Mr. Tedford refers, somewhat being published than long, rambling diatribes. coated with a gray looking, dust/din, tuition dollars went to some­ manner as opposed to sheet by hyperbolically in his third para­ • Anonymous letters are printed clumps of hair and other niceties thing we all could use? No, we tiny sheet. We'd rather not worry graph, to San Francisco, a city at the discretion of the Editor- such as, oh, used band-aids and hair are not talking about the mon­ about the sanitary conditions in where he finds that "religious his­ in-Chief. ties. This is downright gross and I strous green awnings strategi­ the bathrooms. torical landmarks get burned." • If possible, material should be feel as if I am swimming in a gigan­ cally placed on campus buildings This has been merely a partial Then, in his next paragraph, he submitted on disc (any format tic public bath. to direct the "directionally chal­ listing, please feel free to send us seems to contradict himself when Macintosh/PC). These are two conditions that I lenged" to the correct place. more. Remember, we're the Fog­ he suggests that "religion has noth­ • Editorials are written by members of the Foghorn feel could be easily remedied if Come on, is this campus so big horn; a bunch of zany kids fight­ ing to do with it." Later, in his ninth editorial staff. Koret would invest some time and that we need the names blatantly ing for your hard earned dollars! paragraph, he seems to detect a con­ money into the upkeep ofthe pool. spiracy in the actions of those who brought the original suit: "Nowhere Lynda Ryan in the idea of separation of church stone in Golden Gate Park which Media Theory Cleaning Up Life and state is there a provision that was removed by order of the San the state may destroy the church, Francisco supervisors (in order to "Your mother doesn't work staff are on campus, students and yet that is precisely the intent avoid a conflict of church and state), 'Gangsta' Death here... clean up after yourself." need not worry about throwing here." only serves to highlight the myopia Dear Editor: This sign is found in work­ trash away. Obviously, if the intent of the of this elected body with respect to The recent murder of entertainer places and public areas around No matter how many people law is to determine, and to main­ these issues. As Ms. Frantes sug­ Tupac Shakur has sent my emotions the country. Maybe it's time to USF employs, none should have tain some sort of separation be­ gests, "somebody might have run reeling with a deep sadness. Why post it in various places around the responsibility of performing tween church and state, the U.S. the question by the City Attorney's do I feel such an affinity for a per­ the USF campus. your act of common courtesy. Court of Appeals was merely doing office and detected a major double former whom the media has la­ Honestly, by the time you get Their jobs are rough enough al­ what it is mandated to do, and it standard here." beled, among other niceties, a to a college campus, your mother ready without having to constandy could not have been expected to A careful reading of Ms. Frantes' "gangsta and misogynist?" Those in should not even be taking care clear tables and pick up garbage. make that determination if it had position reveals that nowhere does the "Moral NO" tell me that, as an of your clean-up duties, let alone The concept is simple not found that the cross is a reli­ she advocate removal of the cross. educated, young female, I should anyone else. Yet students persist enough: When you leave an area, gious symbol, which it clearly is. Far In fact, I believe that Mr. Tedford instead shout for joy. in leaving garbage scattered it should be in the same condi­ from finding that this Court has and Ms. Frantes are not really that This microscopic attitude is an around communal areas, appar­ tion as or better than how you "gone too far," as Mr. Tedford sug­ far apart in their ultimate goals. To outrage. I am angry at the reporters ently without regard to how this found it. If you've got the gests, I find that it had few options, save both the cross and further liti­ who took Shakur's last days so degrades the campus as well as strength to carry a full tray to the given the elusive and somewhat asi­ gation at San Francisco taxpayers' lightly, yet delight in the hype ofthe our own quality-of-life. table, it should be pretty easy to nine intent ofthe law. expense, the ideal solution would aftermath. One instantly knew that Think about it. How much carry an empty one to the gar­ Judge Diarmid O'Scannlain's be for the Rev. P. T Mammen's the subsequent headlines would tear of your tuition goes toward pay­ bage. There are garbage cans all logic in this regard is compelling. group, the San Francisco Associa­ apart the memory of this young ing for landscaping and other over campus — don't toss trash He quite correctly found that "the tion of Evangelicals (or SFAE, a man. After all, let us not forget that niceties to give this school a on the ground when a receptacle Mount Davidson cross carries great group concerned with saving the he was indeed human, with a pleasant atmosphere? Why waste is a few steps away. If whatever religious significance. Indeed, to cross) to buy the property from the mother, friends — even a baby girl. it by leaving your trash all over you're throwing away is recy­ suggest otherwise would demean City. With a guarantee of contin­ Tupac Shakur offered a public the place? clable, then make the effort to this powerful religious symbol." It ued free public access, that would voice to a section of society suburbia One look at the dining area recycle it. If you see something should be noted that he was silent save the cross, and hopefully calm would prefer to dismiss. However, let by Taco Bell in the University on the ground, pick it up and on its historical significance and its those concerned about state/church the record stand that as a woman and Center proves that students throw it away. aesthetic merits, but he was not confluence. a music journalist, the word of this think that "someone else" will It's simply a matter of respect being asked to rule on those. However, as long as the SFAE urban poet will live... for life. clear the mess. Many reason that — for our environment, for our Elizabeth Frantes' ironical story continues to cry about the courts since janitors and other custodial campus, and for ourselves. of a similar controversy involving persecuting the church, they will be Christina Pirozzi the Shiva Linga, a Hindu shrine seen by the secular majority in this Class of 1994 San Francisco Foghorn OPINION September 19, 1996 Tiffany Maleshefski Campus Dining The Weekly Bit "You are what you eat." If there is by Marc D. Rome may not care now but by the end any truth to this cliche then USF stu­ of the semester, after the same se­ Here's the dents partaking in the Marriott food optical illusion, how bacon can ap­ after the cashier has grunted the lection for fifteen weeks opinions program are pretty much screwed. pear so crunchy, yet, in realty, pos­ price of their food is also quite an may change, assuming one has Secret, Vicki A trip to World Fare is always a sess a slimy floppy texture similar experience. "Prices are too high," money left to spend. colorful event whether for breakfast, to that of a dead fish. says Matt Anderson and basically The time schedule of the It was a happy day for many this lunch, dinner or simply a midday Luke warm eggs and some wa­ everyone who were asked to com­ Marriott is a little suspicious. week. Men across the nation oohed snack. As one enters through the tery juice makes breakfast hardly an ment. Why are the prices so high? Why does World Fair close so and ahhed over the luscious mod­ one-way gate one is overcome with incentive to get up in the mornings. Monopoly is a dangerous word but early on weekends? Do people not els in the brand new Victoria's Se­ the chilling realization that the point As far as lunch and dinner are con­ it is not plausible to say that Taco eat after 7 o'clock on a Fridays? cret catalog. Page after page of of no return is surpassed. The waft­ cerned the only decent places to eat Bell is sufficient competition, What happens if hunger strikes women sprawled our in lingerie and ing odors of day-old tuna and greasy from are the grill and the salad bar, therefore students really have no sometime between 6pm on Satur­ so-called "office attire" floated over burgers attack immediately. The one of which will leave you dead at choice but to eat at the World Fare. day and 1 lam on Sunday? There many coffee tables and served as soothing voices of Elton John and the age of forry and the other will Perhaps more companies should are very few active and growing bedside reading for the lonely. Whitney Houston somewhat calm leave you starved by Tuesday. Not open on campus and accept young people who can comfort­ I myself was a victim of this spec­ the initial anxiety and also help to to mention the half hour wait if Flexicash as payment, otherwise ably last all night without need­ tacle. Whenever the catalog somehow drown out the anguished cries of your visit is during a meal time. And Marriott is going to continue to ing food after eating their final finds its way into my home, my curi­ hungry students. Wondering for anyone who has ever tasted Ital­ feed on our bank accounts. meal of the day before 6pm. osity overwhelms my feminist instincts around, one hears the whispers of ian food, it is extremely difficult to "It gets boring after a while. Marriott must be bonkers if they and forces me to sift through one of "what the heck is that?" and com­ pretend that the Marriott's attempt They need to get some real food," think that no one wakes up be­ the most popular catalogs in America. ments such as "yuck" and "that's dis­ is anywhere near close; it is almost says Rose Sullivan, who also testi­ fore 11am on Sunday, especially Granted the women in the glossy pho­ gusting" expressed beneath peoples' as bad as "Lean Cuisine." While on fied to seeing a hat floating in the at a Jesuit school! tos are extremely beautiful, I'll give them that. But it scares me to think breaths. The decision process is dif­ the subject of bad foreign food, it gravy. The USF community is ob­ If there really is truth to the that the masses, primarily men, view ficult, what food is the least worse? is hardly fair to serve us Chinese- viously fed up with paying high statement, "you are what you eat," these women as 1) attainable, and 2) "The food is too monotonous, flavored spaghetti and name it prices for poor quality. It is better then the average USF student works as objects. I hope that as a somewhat too fatty and is often accompanied "Chow-mein." than nothing but is it the best we short hours, is poor in quality and literate society we by a suspicious stomach ache," Watching the dazed expressions can have? There is definitely room worsens every day. A scary thought! states Zoe Westwood, Freshman. It upon the faces waiting in the for improvement. It would be nice Marc Rome is a freshman interna­ realize that most is a strange phenomenon, almost an check-out line turn pale with shock to see them making an effort. We tional business major. C^ . women do not lounge around in logs our bras and \\y_Q panties. When by Dale Major \r-4._^_j_ we wear our Candidate Debate Victorias . . , , Thirty-nine more campaign For one thing, Hillary (oh, par­ den, does he take an aggressive po­ (well, I don't know if that is worth bathrobes, they days; that's not including the actual don me, the First Lady) is more of a sition against Iraq, even in the face mentioning). Other important high­ oecret are usually serv- election day. Oh, and I'm also as­ liability than an asset. Her involve­ of adversity from other countries? lights of his life include serving in the Still put ing their purpose suming that both the major candi­ ment, or meddling, in political af­ And why he is spending over 700 military (probably not a real plus women M covcrins>9? dates, being that they are fairs has shed a negative light on her million dollars a day on something among voters today, but still an im­ ments, and do Christians, will reserve Sundays for husband: Travelgate and Whitewater that really amounts to a sectional portant fact), marrying Elizabeth m 3 not sit with rest. Well, maybe that's not likely, have not helped the election effort. conflict? Perhaps Uncle Bill never (she's more creditable than Hillary position breasts strategi- but aside from that, in just under I don't want to seem like I'm blam­ took economics—you should take and has held several cabinet posts), tO be ^ spilling out seven weeks, America will need to ing the failures ofthe administration care of domestic problems before and resigning from the U.S. Senate the front, like in decide whether they are content all on Hillary, but claiming to have foreign ones, especially when you on June 11, after 35 years of service ODjeCtl- the magazine, with our current Democratic presi­ a supernatural communication with have a multi-trillion dollar deficit. (thank God, no more Newt infesta­ tied . It is amusing dent, or if it's time for a change. Elenor Roosevelt is pushing the be- All of this from the guy who has tion to bog down his campaign). to look at these Both major candidates offer en­ lievability factor for me. So, even though there are still models in skin­ ticing platforms, but how can we, Bill Clinton, himself, has done exactly forty-seven more days until tight skirts and low-cut blouses and the American people, decide who enough to prove his incapability of the election, that probably allows wonder, do they really think women to vote for with such a maze of po­ running this country. At the onset of You should take care enough time for Clinton to have are going to wear this into the office? litical promises? his administration he promised health of domestic prob­ another scandal or two, Hillary to Which brings me to another point. Right now, President Clinton is care reform and a balanced budget; lems before foreign write a sequel to her "It Takes a Vil­ Just who the hell are the creators of enjoying a comfortable lead in the four years later, neither have materi­ lage" book (or she might even fire the Victoria's Secret catalog catering to? polls, but I seldom trust the accu­ alized. And his recent platform of ones. some more people), and Dole to The pajamas, although quite pretty, are racy of polls because they only re­ welfare reform is just taking welfare make a comeback in the "polls." not modeled in any fashion that seems flect a minuscule percentage ofthe away from those who really need it, Wouldn't it be funny that if, in fitting to a female market. Unless of total population. regardless of their ability to work. never served a day in his life in the the end, everyone decided to vote for course, the vixen is making a come­ Nonetheless, Clinton has several As for foreign affairs, some armed forces, and is proud of it (he Ross Perot? No, I think that's a little back as a role model. It bothers me advantages over his Republican people might say that Carter did a can't even salute correctly, and he's the too far fetched. In the meantime, sit that all the women in this catalog seem contender. Being the incumbent is better job. Clinton's most recent commander-in-chief?). back and enjoy the mud-slinging as to have "come hither" looks pasted all always a plus, but a Democrat has blunder, or should I say military Enough about Slick Willie. Let's the political advertisements begin to over their essentially poreless skin. It not served two consecutive terms action, leaves many puzzling and move on to Bob Dole. really bombard the airwaves. Re­ worries me that women who are 5'9" since FDR. Prior to that, only two unanswered questions. He had, for Well, what's there to say about member, whoever we do decide to and 110 lbs. are wearing bras that are Democrats, Andrew Jackson and the most part, shown no real inter­ Dole? He's old, but nothing else elect, that person will take us into obviously three times too small to carry Woodrow Wilson, served tandem est in foreign affairs, except for very comes to mind, at least about his the next millennium. their busts. (By the way guys, women terms (Grover Cleveland served two recently (gee, I wonder if there is any downsides. I'll end this piece with a quote who fit the above measurements normally terms, but they were interrupted by correlation to the election in Novem­ What are his positive attributes, if from Groucho Marx, "Politics is the do not have a double D breast size.) Chester A. Arthur). ber?), and he frequently delegates any? He has had a long and distin­ an of looking for trouble, finding it So why all the fuss over women of Clinton may also have the youth appearances and meetings to Vice guished political career, meaning that everywhere, diagnosing it incorrecdy, whom I must be insanely jealous, oth­ factor and a broader political base, President Gore and other cabinet he's done a lot of things around Capi­ and applying the wrong remedies." erwise I'd be wasting my criticism but his liabilities outweigh his assets. members. Why then, all of a sud­ tol Hill, even working with Nixon Dale Major is a junior history major. elsewhere? Well, it has come to my attention that many people are for­ getting that fashions and stereotypes of women are still controlled by this very patriarchal society. With all the controversy surrounding women and affirmative action, many men who are threatened by this movement are as­ A Real suming women are now an equal member of society. However, equal­ ity for women is hard to seek out, when women who are supposed to be just lounging, or just running to Indiana the office looking like little sex kit­ tens instead of professional equals. Not that I am suggesting women need to forget about their feminine attributes to be taken seriously; I am merely pointing out that to say men Give us a call at x6122 are not deciding the hegemonic codes of women is invariably a falsehood. and get the whole scoop. The truth is, catalogs like Victoria's Secret still put women in a position to be objectified and seen as a toys for sex than intelligent, competent human-beings. Who should be more or less concerned An equal opportunity action hero with how attractive she is for her own purposes, rather than to fill the desires and dreams of men. CounterPoint Legalizing Prostitution What are the pros and cons?

Matt Anderson streets could make many people happier. Each Emma Lukavsky It has been found that along with prostitu­ The legalization of prostitution is a highly major city should be able to decide for them­ The legalization of prostitution seems like tion there is a high percentage of drug use controversial subject. There are many people selves whether or not they want legal solicit­ an easy answer to try to stop a violent crime. and suicide among the prostitutes. How who are concerned whether or not the legal ing of sex. The fat old politicians on Capital The government knows it.cannot stop pros­ would legalizing prostitution solve these soliciting of sex would be morally right and Hill should not get to decide for us. titution, so might as well make it more ac­ problems? Would there be special programs proper for our prestigious society. While From a criminal angle, legalizing prostitu­ cessible for everyone. Is this the answer to set up to keep the prostitutes clean from drugs others believe that legal prostitu­ tion could, quite possibly, decrease the solving other violent crimes, to and in a good state of mental being? My, that tion would make the streets safer, amount of rapes and sexual assault incidents. just make them legal? No, gov­ sure seems like a good use of government cleaner, and happier. In any case, Rapists and criminals would be able to get ernment officials in general do spending. I'm sure government officials and prostitution, sometimes referred their sex for low prices instead of having to not take part in other violent the middle class tax payers would go for it to as woman's oldest profession, p force innocent women into it. The police crimes the way they do in pros­ since of course all prostitutes are seen as first would have more time on their hands to bust titution, so there is no need to c class citizens. goes back to the days when la­ borers would work hard all day drug dealers and other sleezeballs instead of make the other crimes legal. If prostitution were to become legal, and then need some entertain­ R street hookers. It needs to be addressed that 0 would people aspire to become prostitutes? ment and leisure activity, like sex. Ofcourse, if prostitution were to be legal­ legalizing prostitution will not Is it possible for young girls in their second The industry has survived this 0 ized the men and women who took part would change the attitude people have N grade classes to day dream about their future long "underground." Why then have to act appropriately and follow the rules towards it. The idea that prosti­ lives as hookers? I certainly would not want should we not bring it out into and terms of legalized sex. Unfortunately, pros­ tutes are "powerless women at­ my child to fantasize about such a career. the open and make it a safer activity for ev­ titution has been tracted to men How can people think it's okay? It is not eryone? known to spread who may wish to okay to prostitute yourself. It is not okay to There are many who believe that we various diseases legitimize an act sell the one thing that is truly yours, your should legalize the and viruses due to of sexual abuse by body. It is completely soliciting of sex. I the lack of safety payment," says appalling that the le- believe that prostitu­ when sharing Morrison, . galization of prosti- tion is simply a form With such bodily fluids. Un­ McGee, and It Seems tution would even be of entertainment govern­ der the law, solici­ Rueben ("Alcohol that the considered as an op- and pleasure for sex- tors would have to and Drug Misuse attitude is tion t0 solve this ment be checked for any by Prostitutes" driven men and that thP<;P problem. The legal- women. Hookers are regulation, kind of disease be­ Journal of Addic­ tnat tnese . rampant down in the the fore they entered tions; 1995 Feb ization of prostitu Tenderloin District this profession, vol. 90 (2) WOmen are tion would only and the Mission Dis­ chances of and continue with p.292©293).Itis mere SeX make it more conve- trict of San Francisco customers regular check-ups. not okay to sexu­ ».AAui»AA nient for the men With such govern­ ally abuse any anyway. Legalizing getting HIV whicmachineh ares , . c the act might actu­ ment regulation, person, even if put on the who seek sex from or other the chances of cus­ that person is a ally reduce the num­ planet to these women. ber of men and venereal tomers getting prostitute. In­ The legalization women that roam diseases HIV or other ve­ stead of legalizing please of prostitution the dark streets in nereal diseases prostitution and men in any would say to the na­ could be could be reduced making it more skin-tight, ass-riding way, even tion it is okay to set dresses and spiked reduced immensely. accessible for the aside a class of heels, by getting the immensely. In addition, clients, the gov­ if the women to be vio­ hookers into safe, the community ernment needs to women do lated and demoral­ go after the men government-regu­ and cities could not con­ ized by men without lated brothels. benefit financially who turn to these anyone facing any I recently interviewed a transvestite from from legalizing prostitutes for sent. consequences of legal San Francisco named "Tony." I asked him prostitution. First sex, and prosecute action. My big ques­ whether or not he believed legalizing pros­ of all, the govern­ them as the of­ tion is what makes titution would benefit hookers and their cli­ ment could tax CARMEN OGDEN fenders of a vio­ men think it is okay ents and he replied, "legalizing prostitution these services and use that tax money (which lent crime. to buy sex from would make us (hookers) poorer, but then could get quite high) for public funding of Legal or illegal, the issues of what prosti­ women. I think men that seek sex from pros­ again we wouldn't have to worry about the AIDS research, etc. Taxing the soliciting of tution is all about stay the same. In most cases titutes must be pretty desperate, gross people cops busting us all the time." Tony was also sex would do a lot more for our cities to clean you have a woman who has been sexually that have absolutely no respect or regard for worried that legalizing prostitution would them up than illegal prostitution is doing right abused in her life, and thinks she is not use­ the entire female population. What gives put the transvestite industry out of business now. Right now, the city cannot benefit from ful for anything that is not sexual. In a study them the right to completely demoralize a because the government would not want ho­ illegal prostitution because there are more taken at the University of Southern Califor­ human being the way prostitution does? Sex mosexual activity involved, his reasoning police on the streets using government money nia Department of Sociology, 93.8 percent is something that should not be taken or sold being that it seems most of the politicians trying to fight prostitution on dirty and dan­ of prostitutes interviewed have experienced by any individual. I wish there is a rule some­ in favor of legalized street sex are, for the gerous streets. By regulating the business, the some form of sexual assault. Essentially, it is where that says you are not allowed to have most part, anti-homosexual. Nonetheless, city could get rid ofthe criminals and pimps, the prostitutes that are the victims, much sex unless you respect the person you are hav­ Tony was very impressed that someone was and instead set up houses and brothels to make more so than their clients. It seems that the ing sex with. If that were the case then women actually taking interest in his line of work. sex safe and fun. attitude is that these women are mere sex ma­ could say no, and men would listen. There "Most people don't want to have anything Legalization of soliciting sex on the streets chines which are put on the planet to please would be no demand for prostitution, be­ to do with us except in bed." simply has more benefits than allowing pros­ men in any way, even if the women do not cause men wouldn't want to have sex with A client of "Tony" was quoted as saying, titution to remain illegal. This process would consent. So why are the prostitutes the ones someone they had no respect for. In my opin­ "I would like the idea of legalizing prostitu­ unite our society against the spread of vene­ being arrested for committing a violent ion, I think men need to keep it in their pants tion because then there would be more com­ real diseases, as well as give many a chance to crime? and actually have sex for the right reasons. It petition and thus the prices would go down experience safe sexual pleasure. Prostitution has its victims and the statis­ is time to stop abusing women and treat them for sexual favors." Legalizing sex on the Matt Anderson is a sophomore sociology major. tics show these victims to be the prostitutes. with the respect every person deserves. Emma Lukavsky is a freshman communication QuestionOfTheWeek: major. "Should we legalize prostitution?"

'Why not? A girl's got to 'No, because it would be 'No, because prostitution is 'I believe prostitution 'Yes, so we can regulate have some fun.' reaffirming the fact that it's wrong. Legalizing it would be should remain illegal because and tax it. The governm ent — Christine Ramos- right, and I think it's morally condoning it.' I believe in monogamous can make money off of it.' Boudreau wrong.' — Robert Hall relationships.' — Chris Dawe Senior, Biology — Sara Gotfredson Freshman, — Brian Herrera Junior, English Sophomore, Marketing Business Administration Senior, Business Experience Renaissance by Katrina Townsley

IMAGINE IT IS THE YEAR 1596 AND QUEEN ELIZA­ tivities. People have come out to sell their wares BETH IS THE RULER OF ENGLAND. It's a glorious day and to celebrate life before the onset of winter. The in Chipping Under Oakwood Shire. Not only is weather is warm and it will soon be time to har­ there a festival today, but there is a rumor that the vest this year's crops. Queen may be passing through. The Lord Mayor For the modern person, it's actually 1996 and has even arranged a Royal Joust for the day's ac- the place is Marin County's Black Point Forest in Novate The 30th Renaissance Pleasure Faire is be­ ing held there each weekend until Oct. 6 from 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Origins It all started with one idea. Thirty years ago a school teacher named Philis Patterson had an idea of teaching people about history. The Renaissance Pleasure Faire is what came of her idea. During the years that the Faire has been running, the theme has expanded but has still kept the goal of educat­ ing the public. What made Patterson's idea unique was it wasn't just a history class. It was and still is a way of inadvertantly learning while having the time of your life. The Faire simulates the environment of 16th , continued on page 20

Page 11 Also Inside September 19, 1996 Dear Tiffany 13 Hot Tix Movies Cyberspace Astrology Features and Entertainment Theat Gallery Feeling /^redit Great Gazing Blue8 vJieck Studies A new exibit One of England's Are all those pesky, Oh, to study with opens featuring hottest bands makes plastic cards worth the greats: Tolkien, the Art Deco for one ofthe year's the trouble? College Lewis, Chesterton. works of Tamara best interviews. Find students are prime And all those pubs. de Lempicka, the out what makes them targets. Here's what How could you ask reigning queen. tick. you should know. for more? 12 San Francisco Foghorn FEATURES September 19, 1996 Perales Recaps a Year at Oxford William Perales Foghorn Staff Writer townies' (locals) Park End Club for on many points one did or should the best, or should I say cheesiest have brought up in the paper. Once As we were enjoying our first and headache-inducing, techno or the tutorial is over, there is no rea­ pints of Britain's finest, a news flash one can venture into a different son why one cannot continue the broke on the telly (TV): "We, the side of Oxford, the spicy side, at discussion with the tutor in any of jury, in the case ofthe State of Cali­ Club Latino. Let it be said that af­ the nearby pubs. fornia v. Orenthal James Simpson, ter one very enjoyable all-night To study the great poetry and lit­ find the defendant not guilty." dancing excursion at the Park End erature of Great Britain in this, her Amidst an unfazed and uninter­ Club, Club Latino became my ha­ "city of light," as I stroll along the ested crowd of Brits, nine young ven on Friday and Saturday nights. Thames is to live the novel! Not Americans stood bewildered as they With an abundance of Spanish and only did I analyze and discuss, but attempted to explain away their ear­ Brasilian women wanting to dance, so often was I able to attain a deeper lier comments about O.J.'s "un­ it did not hurt to play the dumb perspective by being in the towns, questionable" guilt. This is how the American and therefore treated to strolling along the rivers (even "re­ 1995-96 academic year began for the finest in dancing lessons. If not laxing" in the pubs!) mentioned in me over 6,000 miles away from San the finest, then at least the most the great novels. Life was not just Francisco in a small town known enjoyable! reading Shakespeare but going to as Oxford, the "city of learning." The year abroad, however, did his home jn Stratford (especially on Through the St. Ignatius Insti­ entail many adjustments, not all of his birthday) and getting a feel for tute, I spent the last year studying which were to the English way. I who he was. In short, education in at the oldest Oxford college, lived with a family who were im­ Oxford is made personal and, William Perales meets Pope John Paul II at the Vatican. Blackfriars, which dates back to migrants from Poland. So not only hence, taken to a deeper level not 1221 (though there were some years would I experience England, but only of the mind but also of the will sum up this part ofthe travel­ the only thing in between us and of suppression and non-existence also a little bit ofthe Polish experi- soul. It is an education ofthe whole ing by just saying that I will never the inside of the private corridors which find their human person. forget the beautiful churches, the ofthe Vatican. The time soon came roots in the After the intense eight-week concentration camp of Dachau, when we were escorted up to the frantic behavior term, it is off for six weeks. First the joys at the Lake of Como, decorous hall where dignitaries and of one Henrv The pub experience is an essential to Paris, all of which I saw in one Barcelona, trying to explain (in a emissaries are received. Upon the VIII)'. day because of a national strike. As very limited Spanish) to a hospital span of a very anxious 20 minutes, Blackfriars is aspect of the Oxford education. I was trying to leave, I found my­ doctor what was ailing me, Semana we all rose, started clapping and had run by Domini- self stuck at Orly Airport as the Santa in Avila, the bull fights in before us His Holiness, Pope John cans friars, the workers proceeded to demand the south of Spain, the haunted Paul II. Within a few minutes, he very community which brought ence in England. Our household at greater benefits. Once the tear-gas tour of Edinburgh, the Guinness was right in front of me and I was formal education to Oxford. one point consisted of seven people started, I knew this was not just brewery in Dublin, the Grotta shaking his hand, dropping to a Just in case one is not aware, with only one bathing facility. How any little old thing — at least, so I Azzurra and the rest of the beauty knee to kiss his ring while receiving Oxford University is not one sole about a shower? Think again. These thought. I struck up a conversation ofthe island of Capri, and all the a papal blessing. A dream from my entity like USF. Rather, it is a con­ homes are ancient, at least they with a young French lady who crazy and strange travelers I met childhood had finally come true — glomeration of nearly 40 indepen­ seem like it. From the limits on time worked for an airline. She said that on the trains. I had met the Pope and received his dent and sovereign colleges or halls, spent in the "Loo" — "No longer this strike was nothing out of the Having another student from personal papal blessing. There was with very few enrolling over 1,000 than 15 minutes, please" — to the ordinary and that, according to USF with me the whole year added nothing but awe and joy traveling students. These colleges participate scarcity of hot water, the English her, "to be French means to strike!" and ensured much ofmy happiness. through my veins as I finally met in an agreement and thus constitute experience quickly reminds one of Residue from the Revolution? I got The Jeopardy and chips and salsa the successor to St. Peter. "Oxford University." the great luxuries back home. out of the country on the first study breaks, the companion on Spending the past year studying The town of Oxford is every­ Oxford is known for its academ­ flight out and made it over to Swit­ small excursions (be it to the home in Oxford is, and will remain, one thing one could imagine and more. ics. The education at Oxford is zerland to see the Matterhorn (no of Shakespeare or just to a pub), and ofmy most cherished memories. It Colleges (and pubs!) which date amazing. The norm per term is two skiing, though). just to have someone else who, at will never be repeated, nor could it. back many years. The infamous one-on-one tutorials with a "tutor," With six weeks for Christmas minimum, was a fellow American The year will stand as an experience Thames river (pronounced "terns") who is a scholar in your chosen sub­ and Easter vacation, traveling who could relate. which not only challenged me, but runs through this "city of light" and ject. Every week consisted of enor­ throughout the continent was not There are many more memories benefited me, academically, socially, even right by the place I called mous amounts of reading and then a question. In addition to France I have ofmy Oxford experience, but culturally, and maybe most impor­ home for the past year, jolly of 36 preparing a 6-8 page paper on a par­ and Switzerland, I made my way by far, the one which has a special tantly, spiritually. In a way, it was Marlborough Road (more on that ticular theme. This paper, by the to Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, place in my heart took place on my truly an "Oxford experience," as later). There is not a weekend, let way, is read to the tutor and the 1 - Scotland, and Ireland. Oh, and last full day in Europe: July 1, 1996. this little town along the Thames alone few days, which passes by 11/2 hour tutorial has begun which also to different parts of England. We were gathered just to the side offered the dynamism of enhanc­ without some type of entertainment evolves into an intense discussion There are so many stories to tell, I of St. Peter's with the Swiss guards ing the mind, body, and soul. offered. There are few better ways to spend a Sunday evening in Ox­ ford than to go to Even-Song at Christ Church. I will never forget May Morning when thousands of students congregate at Magdalen Tower after a night of dancing and drinking. The brave (or should I say stupid) ones entertain the crowd by jumping off the bridge into the river. Those that have seen "Shadowlands" will understand this ritual. Ifyou think that American cit­ ies have too many liquor stores, then the number of pubs in En­ gland will astound you. Choices abound! Our neighborhood tav­ ern, Marlborough House, was not a bad place to start, especially since there are USF shirts and banners hanging from the walls. Some of the more popular and fun pubs I ventured into (solely for tourist purposes, ofcourse) are The Bear, Kings Arm, The White Horse, CS. Lewis' favorite Eagle & Child (or as the locals would say, "the Bird & Baby"), The Welsh Pony, and one cannot pass up the taste of Ireland at Rosie O'Grady's with their Irish bands. The pub experi­ ence is an essential aspect of the Oxford education, especially the ones which are no bigger than a dorm room. Come 11 p.m. when the pubs close because of a law which dates

back to "The War" (World War II, WILLIAM PERALES that is), the move is either to the Peraies studied abroad for a year at Oxford University, the site of Christ Church. San Francisco Foghorn FEATURES September 19, 1996 13

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Dear Tiffany, and I don't particularly like to hear I have no money. Can you give me about who he is shagging. We've ad­ some? I guess I could get some, but mitted a physical attraction to each the truth ofthe matter is, 1 hate physi­ other, but have decided friendship cal or mental labor. I was just kind would be best. However, I lust for him of hoping the Foghorn paid you mas­ and am having problems keeping my sive amounts of money to dish out your hands to myself. To quote the world wielding knowledge every week. Devinyls, "when I think about him, Can you help me? I touch myself. " What should I do?

Sincerely, Sincerely, Cashed Out Repressed Romance

Dear Cashed Out, Dear Repressed Romance, Yeah big guy, the Foghorn pays me This is quite a change from what big time. In fact I'll give you the I usually get. Normally, the physical bomb proof safe I keep in my mail relationships are not a problem, and box. It will be open, so feel free to it's the people who desire more who take as much as you want. Hello! request my help. Hell, if it's just the What damn rock have you been hid­ sex you're after, get the boy drunk and ing under. All I get from the Fog­ take him back to your room. Just kid­ horn is a desk, lots of thankless hours, ding! For God's sake, don't take that and the opportunity to work for a piece of advice. Crushes usually en­ mean, heartless demanding enter­ tail a little bit more than physical at­ tainment editor. You should be giv­ traction. Do you really think you fell ing me money for all the lives I have for this young man on looks alone? I helped and my amazing good looks. highly doubt it. Ask yourself if you No, my dear fool, it's called the job could really be able to handle your board, located right outside the ad­ friendship after things were more than missions office. You might want to just talk and friendly flirting. If things check out. Or you can always sell were given the chance to progress into your blood, I hear Irwin Memorial something more, would it even be Credit Cards in the College World is giving good prices these days. worth it? I know it is tough to fight feelings for people you find irresist­ Dear Tiffany, ible and crave every pore on their Jessica Hutchison My best friend is always telling me body, but my advice (which ofcourse tions, agrees. "You forget about the that advertising does a good job of Foghorn Staff Writer about his sexual exploits. The prob­ you will follow verbatim) is to leave things you buy — you underesti­ bombarding us with these sorts of lem is, I have a huge crush on him. the boy alone. "Like to be impulsive and wing mate." images. it?" the credit card company's pam­ Spending with a credit card, But most of the people I've phlet asks saucily. then, can get out of hand, and many talked to about credit cards agree "Like to dress up?" college students just don't have the that they're great to have around Rockers Speak Out "Who doesn't like free stuff?" kind of income it takes to pay off "just in case." Miriam Rainbird has Good questions, each one. And the average credit card bill every one for this purpose: "just for emer­ aimed at us, the college students of month. Soon, they get into a habit gencies, but I pay it back right at N.Y. Conference America, with the pamphlet's infor­ of only paying the minimum re­ away." mal manner and funky graphic de­ quired; in fact, 80 percent of col­ That, my friends, seems to be Heather Whitaker (1976), "Easter" (1978) and "Wave the key. Credit cards are not the sign. "APPLY NOW," another lege students simply pay the Foghorn Staff Writer 'Sonic' Smith." These albums influ­ company's pamphlet commands. minimum every month. It's not root of all evil; they are a weighty enced artists such as Kurt Cobain "Why wait?" only a habit, but a bad habit, as (and often expensive) responsibil­ The College Music Journal and Michael Stipe. Not only did It's not surprising that credit card Joanne Budde sees it: a person with ity that requires forethought and (CMJ) recently sponsored a forum Smith speak for the CMJ, but her companies target college students as a $20,000 credit card debt who pays planning. Though as the executive where rock artists Patti Smith, concert performance later that potential customers. We like the only the minimum will find them­ director of a counseling service for Motorhead and Primus shared their night, which featured songs from convenience and opportunities selves writing that monthly check people with debt concerns she con­ secrets to success in the music indus­ her new album "Gone Again," was credit cards give; furthermore, and ior...43 years. tinually sees the problems these try before a crowd in New York City. sold out. of interest to the companies that So a credit card can eventually pieces of plastic can create, Joanne CMJ believes that Patti Smith, Lemmy Kilmister, who formed provide them, we are used to see­ end up becoming, as history major Budde says that having a major Mothorhead's Lemmy Kilmister and the band Motorhead more than 21 ing our parents spend, we spend, Miriam Rainbird says, "dangerous." credit card is a good idea "for emer­ Primus' Les Claypool are talented years ago, may have inspired more and, most im­ gencies," as long as you continue musicians who were hard working artists than any other in the history portant, we like to pay the bill off every month. at a young age, realizing what it took of metal. Motorhead was one ofthe to spend. We The credit card companies will to hit the top of the charts. This most influential hard rock bands are, as writer It's not surprising that credit card hate you, but you won't have to group of artists shared their trials and alive in the '70s and '80s. Kilmister Douglas companies target college students. deal with the frustration of an un­ tribulations with journalists, and started with the new sound of Lowney puts it, wanted debt. radio and TV stations around the thrashing music more than six years "virtuoso con­ Though Dallas Wisehaupt dis­ country. Each speaker had a stylistic before the metal movement even sumers." agrees, stating simply, "I like them. flair that kept the audience en­ became popular, but do not be mis­ So what gives? Credit cards are "It's so easy to get over your limit They're fun," even he concedes thralled. A catchy joke, a small tune taken, Motorhead had a heavy fol­ useful, and fun, but are these tricky and your credit could be shot for that when you abuse your credit or a wise guy remark kept the audi­ lowing even in those early years. At little things worth having? Can they years to come," she adds. Or, as card you're only truly "abusing ence coming back for more. one point they did have some be handled responsibly? Should we many students have experienced, a yourself, putting yourself io a situ­ Each speaker was given an hour troubles, but after the release of buy into this country's plastic hype? second job becomes necessary to ation you're not sure you can get and a half to speak. The audience "Louie, Louie," a minor hit, success Well, let's take a look at the facts. pay the credit card bill alone. out of." had 30 minutes to ask questions followed with the major hit, "Over­ "Don't get them!" Amanda Okay, so we know they can be If this situation does occur, all which varied from personal experi­ kill," (1979). Motorhead had then Harrison, a junior international dangerous, we've all heard the sto­ hope is not lost. Sometimes stu­ ences to how to become a songwriter, hit the charts in England and Eu­ business major, warns vehemently. ries — everyone knows someone dents' parents have been willing to and even the best way to get a band rope and gave the band reason to "I just cut up my cards because I'm who has gotten him- or herself in pay off burning-hot credit cards signed with a major label. Much move forward with its music. so in debt." She's not alone. Eighty too deep. So why do we do continue with a low-interest loan. Other stu­ audience admiration was detected Kilmister told artists in the audience percent of American college stu­ to get them? Well, some students dents may want to take care of it for these keynote speakers as they that it is important to have a new dents have at least one credit card, like the opportunity to build a good themselves; in this case, an organi­ told their story with openness and a sound, and to be willing to run the and the average student card holds credit history, crucial to American zation like the Consumer Credit value for the truth. mile with it so that someone else about a $1000 debt at high interest living these days. Counseling Service offers free or Smith kicked off the punk will notice, also. rates. Plus, as I mentioned before, low-cost counseling, as well as pro­ movement in America in the '70s Les Claypool told the audience Joanne Budde, the executive di­ many students simply enjoy the grams that consolidate your debts. with unavoidable lyrics and a voice that after he quit the swim team at rector of Consumer Credit Coun­ convenience. Dallas Wisehaupt, a Joanne Budde says that you don't that caught the attention of many. a young age, his father was unsure seling Service, a non-profit senior chemistry major, says, "They even have to have credit troubles to New York City was the place that whether or not he should put the organization that provides indebted allow me to do the things I want to take advantage of their services, just Patti Smith's group first hit the stage money out to buy his son a bass. individuals with assistance and ad­ do, but wouldn't be able to." The an interest in a sane financial state with the idea in mind that her But Claypool assured his father that vice, says that these credit problems purchase becomes instantaneous, is ofbeing. group would conquer its audience this time he would follow through often occur because it's the student's almost magical. And, perhaps a tad So godhead, "APPLY NOW." with a new type of sound and some­ with what he started. Claypool went "first exposure to credit, and it gets bit disturbingly, credit cards allow Just, please, be careful... thing that would rock them off their through a series of different bands out of hand. You lose sight of the us to "live the good life" — you The Consumer Credit Counsel­ feet. In the late 70s, Smith came until he started Primus in the Bay total amount." Brooks Oswald, a know, the proverbial American ing Service can be reached at (800) out with a catalog of albums: Area and finally hit his key to suc­ senior in politics and communica­ Dream. Joanne Budde mentions 777-PLAN. "Horses" (1975), "Radio Ethiopia" cess. 14 San Francisco Foghorn ENTERTAINMENT September 19, 1996 Film Review HofTix 'Bulletproof Fails to Live Up to Its Name

Puja Ogale Upcoming Foghorn Staff Writer From the beginning, it was clear Concerts that "Bulletproof" had been af­ flicted with a lethal shot. Actually, Tickets available for the an entire round. There was no way following performances this film had a chance to survive. through BASS Tickets. For The movie stars Adam Sandler more information call 510- and Damon Wayans in a hate-love relationship as thief and cop, respec­ 762-BASS or drop by a tively, and revolves around their dys­ BASS ticket center at The functional relationship. It is the story Wherehouse or Tower of their friendship and captures the Records. trauma of betrayal that they face as a result of that friendship. No, no, Grave at the Trocadero no, it's not a drama. Actually, you'll September 20 soon find this flick filed under ac­ Sebadoh at Great American tion-comedy someday at your neigh­ Music Hall borhood video store. September 20 Archie Moses (Adam Sandler) is no redheaded freckle-faced boy. Nei­ ther is he morally astute. Instead, he Black Crowes at Berkeley prefers to steal cars in his spare time Community Theater and work for the infamous villain of September 20 the peace, Frank Colton, played by James Caan. Irma Thomas and Otis Clay Archie's dream, however, is to be at Bimbo's a bullfighter in Mexico (ofcourse, NICOLA GOODE September 20 what else would it be?). He is be­ Damon Wayans (left) and Adam Sandler (right) star in 'Bulletproof.' friended by an undercover cop KMEL Back to School Jam at whose name is Rock Keats (Damon metal chip implanted in his nog­ line details. I wish I didn't even be seen purely from the entertain­ San Jose Arena Wayans). Archie takes an instant gin. Jack, however, is less than know myself. The plot has a lot of ment point of view. And pretending Bone, Seith Sweat, SWV, & liking to Rock. But wait, the plot pleased and develops a personal loopholes, and like you're a sec- thickens, Rock's vendetta against many details are more ond-grader real name is Archie. So, he left unanswered. couldn't hurt September 20 Jack. Jack is goes out in The plot either.That's only in pursuit The plot has a lot of search of Archie problems are 'Bulletproof about the only The Wallflowers at Slim's of Frank, the and finds him in also con­ demographic loopholes and many September 21 drug dealing vil­ Arizona (it's a founded by Directed by Ernest group that will details are left unan­ lain (see above good thing met­ some very poor Dickerson find this flick Cake at Bimbo's paragraph). swered. als don't melt acting. The dog Playing at the Kabuki 8 amusing. September 21 Unfortu- that easily). It is who bears sig­ in Japantown. On second nately, the first their reunion nificant resem­ thought, maybe Cowboy Mouths at Great tremor in the relationship of Archie that results in the, drum roll please, blance to •• you won't find American Music Hall and Jack occurs when Jack's true twist in the story. Frank is now af­ Sandler does an (out of five this movie filed September 21 identity is revealed. The truth is too ter Archie who simply knows too excellent job in under action- much for Archie who ends up much. Frankly, a scafy thought, playing his part. comedy. It seems shooting Jack in the head (moral Adam Sandler knowing too much? As for the humans on the cast, only Blues and Jazz Festival at more likely that "BulletprooP' will end being: liars never win). From there the movie just keeps Sandler has enough wit to make the up in the "just plain stupid" section of Dunsmir House Even though a bullet was shot going and going with each scene seven bucks you just spent seem September 22 your neighborhood video store next through Jack's head, the power of getting dumber and dumber. I'll somewhat justified. to that Kathy Lee Gifford workout medicine allows him to live with a spare you the rest ofthe twisted plot To be enjoyed, the movie has to video you've always wanted to look at. Nana Caymmi at The Great American Music Hall Album Review September 22

Loop Guru at the Fillmore A Debut Scorcher From The Violent Burning September 23 Les Shu Foghorn Staff Writer ("Come on, crush me, let it crush Face to Face at the Fillmore me") are brought alive by his excel­ September 24 Throw in a bit of Filter, add a lent vocal abilities. Pritzl's lyrics are dash of the London Suede, and a eerie, but he doesn't deliver them in Herbie Hancock at the pinch ofthe Nine Inch Nails. What an angry tone, like say Trent Reznor. Luther Burbank Center do you get? A striking self-titled de­ Thanks to Pritzl's clear delivery September 24 but album from The Violet Burn­ of the words, I didn't have to deci­ ing. By combining haunting lyrics pher the lyrics like I would usually The Radiators at Great and melodious guitars, The Violet do with most alternative music. American Music Hall Burning creates a rich and beautiful Though the guitars can be appropri­ album that's fit for relaxing. ately fast and loud at times, the over­ September 25 - 28 All right, so maybe rock music is all mood ofthe album is slow yet in not necessarily relaxing music. But a strange way, serene. Also, check out these other after listening to the album in the The Violet Burning have been performances. Tickets for peaceful darkness ofmy dorm at mid­ compared to many alternative bands. these events are NOT night, I became untroubled and was One may mistake Pritzl's voice for Billy available through BASS. ready to start a new day (after I got Corgan's or the band for Live, but The some sleep, ofcourse). The excellent Violet Burning is definitely unique and ANNA CARDENAS guitar-playing mixed with the elegant holds something of its own. The Violent Burning (from left to right): Andy Prickett, Dishwater and Fmma Jean vocals and guitar of Michael Pritzl will "The goal is not really to rock. Michael Pritzl, Jeff Schroeder, and Jason Pickersgill. Palm at the Blue Lamp put anyone into a dreamlike state. The goal is more for what we call September 20 Pritzl leads the Orange Counry 'vibe'," explained Pritzl in the band's Personal favorites of mine include Despite the praise I've given, I am Located at 561 Geary Street band consisting of Jeremy Wood on press release. "There are definite rock "Blind," "Underwater," "Silver" and not urging y'all to go out right away drums, Jason Pickersgill on bass, and elements, but it's not just a rock "The Sun and the Sky." Yes, yes, yes, and buy it. The 65 minutes of play African/Asian American Andy Prickett and Jeff Schroeder on thing," adds Schroeder. these songs may be depressing as well time may be a turn-off for most Roundtable Open Mic guitars. Pritzl also wrote most ofthe Melancholy appears throughout ("I keep crashing down, crashing people, and most songs are well over Night at Pro Arts Gallery songs, and co-wrote "Underwater" the album, especially on "Crush" and down" on "Silver"). But with Pritzl's four minutes (which for some can September 20 and "Arabic Tremolo Radio" with "Blind." Lyrics like "I wanted to love awesome voice, "Blind," "Silver" and be an eternity). But if you're looking Prickett. Call (510) 832-2205 you, I wanted to trust you," add a des­ "Underwater" are the most beauti­ for new alternative music, then I Classified as gothic, there are perate plea to the depressed feelings ful songs on the album. The songs suggest you rush down to your fa­ plenty of indicators that would put generated by "Crush." "Blind" defi­ are simply incredible because of vorite record shop right now. Philharmonic Baroque them in the alternative rock category. nitely gives the impression of a hope­ Pritzl's unique voice and the band's So kiddies, close the blinds, turn Orchestra at Herbst The hard-sounding yet rhythmic less search with lyrics like "searching, great guitar playing. "The Sun and offthe lights, put on the psychedelic Theatre guitars place the band next to some but there's nothing at all," and "reach­ the Sky," however, is probably the screen saver, and pop in The Violet September 20 of the best alternative bands out ing for your love, in the dark but you only song on the album that has the Burning. This is definitely one al­ Call (415) 392-4400 there today. Pritzl's haunting lyrics were fading, and I'm blind." feel of rock. bum to buy. San Francisco Foghorn ENTERTAINMENT September 19, 1996 15 Band Profile Music The Bluetones Are Crossroads Expecting to Fly Serves Up David J. Gudelunas Entertainment Editor "Everything is so different, it's Great like 50 countries inside one border." There are a few perks that come And those borders haven't been along with being on the staff of the the easiest for The Bluetones to pen­ Indie Rock illustrious Foghorn. I get a free sub­ etrate. While they headline large Jennifer Bayley scription (my parents dig that), I get venues and make cameos on the Foghorn Staff Writer neato-bandito business cards (they covers of numerous mainstream make for stylish bookmarks), and I music magazines in England, they Good punk rock, like a good get the opportunity to sit down to are relegated to playing small clubs iced mocha, is hard to come by talk with one of the biggest bands and talking to Foghorn journalists on the USF campus. That is, un­ in the UK (that's the perk that re­ here in America. But, this isn't the less, you're at Crossroads. That's ally matters). least bit upsetting for Mark. right kids; thanks to the hard The Bluetones took the British "Playing live is about commu­ work, sweat and determination music scene by storm earlier this nication between you and the au­ (not to mention the love of rock) year, joining the ranks of such Brit­ dience, and when you play at bigger of USF student Patrick Bresnan ish sensations as Oasis, Blur and places, that just completely disap­ and ASUSF, regular concerts will Pulp. And, less than two months af­ pears," said Mark as he lit up an­ now be held at everyone's favor­ ter their debut LP, Expecting to Fly, other cigarette and noticed that my recently handed to him by a de­ bought the album, it would go out ite place to get their daily hit of was released domestically, The shorthand was atrocious. "Places voted fan. "I find it very perplexing number one. It wasn't that much of caffeine. Bluetones crossed the Atlantic in like this — it's in your face. We like when you see all of these bands a surprise when it [Expecting to Fly] A kick-off concert will be on search of Americans with good it; we love it. It never was our am­ hanging out with each other. I just did. We would've been more sur­ Tuesday, Sept. 24 at 8 pm Since taste. bition to play stadiums. wonder what happened to their old prised if it hadn't," said Mark. the show is on a weeknight, Cross­ What they found was an enthu­ "It's not so much an issue for us friends." The Bluetones clearly have what roads will remain open for its jit­ siastic and overflowing room of to conquer America, we just kind Mark is also not worried about it takes to be pop megastars. What tery patrons. And, as a result, the Anglophiles at The Bottom of the of want to find a comfortable the future of The Bluetones when they lack is the pompous attitude show will be free. Future shows Hill. space." the Britpop scene stops being so and psuedo-poetic qualities that will cost $3 with a donation of "It's not a case of America is dif­ The Bluetones have already smart. repel American fans. Mark sings food or clothing for the Hamilton ferent from Britain; it's a case of wedged themselves a space in "Britpop is such a loose term. It's with passion about instances that shelter; $5 without. every town you go to is different," America next to other Britpop acts a market term rather than a youth have affected us all but manages to Tuesday's show will headline said Mark Morriss, the intellectu­ in the alternative music fan's CD movement. Britpop is media cre­ keep both of his lanky legs firmly with The Warmers, Fugazi label- ally nimble and friendly vocalist. changer. ated and media perpetuated. The planted on the ground. Unlike mates from Washington, DC. "Every town is different in every "It's just that at the moment only thing that we worry about is other acts that dig deep for earth- The Warmers include ex-mem­ country. British Boys are kinda the flavor of drying up creatively. We'll always shaking revelations, there is noth­ bers of indie-rock legends Lung- "You never get a blanket reac­ the month, nothing more than that. have an audience; there's always ing forced about Mark's lyrics. fish and Ignition. Described by tion for the whole nation... but, you That's what we are; it doesn't make enough people with good taste. We "It's difficult to pin it down Bresnan as "noisy pop, indie never know what you're going to us any better or worse [of a] band won't always go number one." where you get inspiration from. It's rock," they've got a brand-spank­ get. ..it's like a box of chocolates." just because we're the flavor of the With their intricate guitar-based just some days you feel like you have ing new 12- The Bluetones are far from be­ month. It's just the way it is," Mark music and introspectively literate something to get off your chest or inch out on the ing your typical rock band. Even said. "A couple of years ago, we lyrics, it seems that the number one think about. I've done it for a long Dischord label. with a number one UK album un­ wouldn't have had a number one UK chart position will see more time, since my early teens. I've writ­ Supporting Regular der their belt, the fashionable four­ record in the UK, but the climate than a few more Bluetone singles. ten stuff down and collected things. acts include Ice some (Mark Morriss, vocals; Adam has changed. And a couple of years Expecting to Fly is packed with "I want people to think I'm sing­ n L > COn- Devlin, guitar; Scott —as in Mark's ago, every single record that Maxi blissful melodies and seething ing to them about them rather than Cube s own sibling— Morriss, bass; and Eds Priest put out would've gone num­ rhythms that helped set The about myself. It's a fine line between Priority CertS Chesters, drums) are so polite that ber one, but now he can't get any Bluetones apart from the Britpop becoming too honest and too am­ Records' will nOW they make the Queen herself look chance. It's just the way it goes." crowd. Produced under the direc­ biguous. 1 am still learning my craft; Bakamono (It be he|d like a raging bitch. The Bluetones, although ben­ tion of Hugh Jones, who also we all are. That's what so exciting means bad Even their tour etiquette is note­ efiting from the recent widespread worked with alternative legends about being in The Bluetones, for kid" in Man- 8* worthy. Besides playing a relaxed popularity of Britpop, refuse to Echo and the Bunnymen, Expect­ us, because we feel we're getting darin accord- eVByOTieS game of pool prior to sound check hang onto anyone's coattails on ing to Fly is an album with no mu­ better all ofthe time." 'ns , {° favorite sical lapses. Mark was confidant and obliging the few fans who their way to pop stardom. They are Not only can The Bluetones per­ Bresnan); the that Expecting to Fly was quality squirmed into The Bottom of the known in the UK for keeping their form one hell of a set, but they are all-female Emo PlaCe to work, and he wasn't that surprised Hill to fawn over their heroes, the distance from the mayhem (remem­ all genuinely nice guys, something band get when the debut LP soared to num­ band could have been any other ber Oasis vs. Blur) associated with refreshingly different in the rock Fullboney, fea- their ber one. group of beer-drinking bar patrons. the Britpop scene. universe. They are the type of guys turine ex- , .. ... Except, ofcourse, they are far from "Our lives are rich enough as it "When 'Slight Return' came out, that everyone loves to be around, members of dallV hlt being fat and ugly. is without having to hang out with that went very high in the singles the perfect companions for an in­ Spit Boy; and Of "We're not, like nuts," said Mark these so-called pop stars. We've got charts, that was a surprise. We tellectual romp through 20th cen­ the Bay Area's caf- about their refined tour behavior. plenty of friends," said Mark as he thought that if a quarter of the tury literature or to just grab a pint own Secret __• • fumbled with a Darth Vader doll people who bought the single BLUETONES: Page 19 "We let it hang out now and again, , f feme. but we just don't talk about it. We Lite, a group don't want to get a reputation for which Bresnan — anything, because once you start to describes as an get a reputation, people start to look "all-star band" with ex-members out for you and try to stop you from of The Holly Rollers and Circus doing naughty things." Lupus. This is one of their very Perhaps now, after conquering first live shows as a band, and England and making a very impres­ they can also be found on a Kill sive debut in America (their shows Rock Stars compilation out now. in New York, San Francisco and Los Bresnan has been booking Angeles were all packed with ador­ shows for about five years and at­ ing fans), The Bluetones can finally tributes most of his connections afford to be a bit gratuitous. And, to word-of-mouth. Along with unlike many other British sensa­ fellow USF students David Th­ tions who have come to America ompson and Oliver Papas, he is only to leave in disgust, Mark, in not only responsible for getting his usual analytical style, is cautious bands to play, he also assists in set­ about making any rash judgments. ting up the shows by putting away "I don't think it would be fair chairs, tables and getting the stage for us to really have an opinion prepared. On top of that, he is in about the place yet; we've only been charge of making sure bands get here a short time," explained Mark paid. For this initial concert, as he attempted to find a comfort­ ASUSF will be sporting the bill, able position on a wet and clearly but the bands will be getting paid uncomfortable chair on The Bot­ from revenues collected at the tom of the Hill patio. "We get door at future concerts. whisked around, and we really don't For more information on fu­ have a chance to see anyone. Every­ ture shows in Crossroads, you can one just seems quite laid back, even contact Bresnan through ASUSF the people we met in New York, or simply show up on Tuesday which is a fairly un-laid back city. From left to right: Scott Morriss, Adam Devlin, Mark Morriss, and Eds Chesters. night. The show is free, so as Pat says, if you don't show up, "you are a fool." 16 San Francisco Foghorn ENTERTAINMENT September 19, 1996 World Wide Web Review Tuesday The Wide, Wacky World of Sports Sept 24 8 pm Phillip D. Hailey Foghorn Staff Writer nally reached this page. Actually, that manufactures boomerangs, it Crossroads when it first came up on my screen stands to reason that they should Here it is, the third week of Fall there was a pretty cool picture of a make every effort to sell their prod­ bands: semester, and some people still man on a unicycle (how can it get uct — and they do. The first part haven't found anything to do. Well, any better?). The rest of the page, of this web page is dedicated to a EPoaIlDIb(§ft ILiifF® The Internet, ladies and gentle­ their unicycles. Definitely properlv throw (not chuck or toss) (K Records) men, provides the best of both anticlimatic after that first photo, a rang. This is a smart move on the worlds. though. For those of you who really part of their marketing division, be­ 3BsiIkaiiMi(5)iJii(5) This weeks Cyber Column will care about unicycling, there is (like cause once you know how to throw (Priority Records) focus on the wide world of interest­ the footbag homepage) a list of tricks a boomerang, you're going to want ing and obscure sports. So, for those that you can do on the unicycle. to buy one, right? So ifyou have a of you who are still choosing to be And, for anyone who likes to bet on nice open spoulike the ocean to play anti-social, here are a few suggestions unicycling championships (sick in­ in, then get yourself a boomerang of informational sites having to do dividuals), they post a list of the and check out this site. with several fascinating sports that 20,000 or 30,000 winners in all the you can practice by yourself (or with divisions of unicycle racing. Wow Neil Smith's Juggling Page just one other person, like your your friends with some interesting, http://www.sun.rhbnc.ac.uk/ roommate who also never leaves the yet useless, trivia bits from this home ~uhaa02o7juggle.html damn room!). page. Mr. Smith has got a real beauty here! This page, put out by an ordi­ Bay Area Footbag League (BAFL) The UPA Home Page nary average guy, is interesting on all http://www.footbag.org/clubs/ http:// levels of entertainment. It opens up USF's GAY, LESBIAN, bafl.html radon.gas.uug.arizona.edu/ with a video of Neil Smith juggling BISEXUAL, AND TRANSGENDER Many people do not even know -hko/upa/home.html some juggling pins — this footage that such a league exists, much less The best part about this page is continues to roll throughout your stay. ALLIANCE GENERAL MEETING has its own home page. The site has the address. I used to think you He has incorporated tons of useful an awesome background, if you're couldn't go wrong with Ultimate links, including a tutorial on learning into that kind of thing. Also, for Frisbee, but I now stand corrected. how to juggle "in six easy steps" as well THURS. SEPT. 26 12:45 pm those who like to just sit back and The Ultimate Players Association as an animated pictute of three balls COWELL 326 watch things happen, there are tons (UPA) appears to have a very spe­ jumping out of two hands...wow! On of videos from different Footbag cific audience in mind for the view­ a side note, one of the links goes to Championships. I do not suggest ing of this home page — people who another juggler in Wales who is very downloading any of these, as they care. I'm a fan of Frisbee as much as weird. So ifyou silly readers thought ate likely to take up a majority of the next guy, but this was just that all the good jugglers are from the your hard drive space. However, the boring...even the links were boring! United States... hahahahaha! Jugglers tricks displayed in some of these clips And, these people could use some ofthe world, unite! are worth seeing. The BAFL page help choosing wallpaper, too. I must So that's the beat on the web this itself is fairly bland, but the links it give this page some credit, though. week. Some good, some bad, but all provides are invaluable. From pages After several minutes of looking sports. And all sports that you too on where to get your own Juice through links that didn't work or can leam in the privacy of your own footbag to how to "modify" your went in circles, I did manage to find dorm room, or with a friend, or on Adidas Rod Lavers for the ultimate some (three) cool photographs ofthe the ocean regardless of how active Hungry in freestyle kicking, these links have Ultimate Frisbee World Finals com­ your life-style is. Unless you're actu­ it all. There is also a list of different petition. ally too lazy to pull out the of key­ tricks that "you too can learn," once board and type a few letters to get you've purchased your very own Colorado Boomerangs Home you onto the web. In which case it is footbag for $ 10-$30. Check this one Page surprising to find you reading this http://pd.net/colorado column at all, or even this Thirsty? This is a very cut-and-dry info- paper...you're probably not even up The Unicycling Home Page website for the serious boomeranger yet, you sloth!! I have to sit here writ­ AS Express: httpVwww.unicycling.org (I didn't even know it was a verb!). ing this column 'til all hours of the your friendly on-campus student store. Wow! Never have I been so dis­ Seeing as how Colorado Boomer­ night and you're not even out of bed? appointed in my life as when I fi- angs is a company (in Colorado) AAHHHH! Conveniently open Mon. - Fri., 8:30 am. - 11 p.m., Restaurant Review Sat., noon -11 p.m., All You Knead Is Tasty and Tacky Sun., 10 a.m. -11 p.m. Katrina Townsley Here for you in your time of need. Foghorn Staff Writer nice mix of younger and older pa­ veggie burgers. We ordered the trons. French onion soup and salad, a sub As I walked into All You Knead The service was decent. To get sandwich, and a large pitcher of ice at 1466 Haight Street and looked to the point, the waitress helped tea. Each portion filled a large plate. around at my surroundings, my first us and then left us alone. There's My onion soup tasted like a urge was to turn around and walk nothing worse than a nagging wait­ large Russian woman was cooking TONIGHT! out. The interior looked old and ress, and you definitely won't have in the back. Most likely there was run down and in dire need of at­ to worry about that at All You no Russian or large woman involved tention from a really, really good Knead. It's a good place to have an in the food preparation, but for a decorator. intimate conversation when you cold day in San Francisco it was the It reminded me of an old Chi­ wouldn't want a lot of interruptions best cure for Marriott blues. The nese restaurant salad and the sandwich were also you see in a B- very well prepared and packed with rated movie— flavor. Nothing too elaborate; just minus the cheap It was the food that gave me more decent food. fans and dragon than enough reason to recom­ Even though the food was excel­ paintings, of mend All You Knead. lent, the bill was the final test for course. Sitting this college student, and the grade down, I couldn't was an A. The bill came out to avoid the loud $11.05. sounds of speed metal as they ech­ (except for that speed metal I men­ Looking back you can see why oed in the background. I know, tioned earlier). the building looked a little run you're thinking, CLASSY! Yet, after By the time I had glanced at the down. It had probably seen many getting past my first impressions menu, my impression changed happy days as students' favorite mmm$ N things started to get better. from a bad Chinese restaurant to hang out. All You Knead is easily Thurs., Sept. 19 "W _ n Though the building had seen one of those French cafes forever accessible from USF, just follow many days since it was cleaned (but, filled with lovers. the faces of all ofthe smiling hip­ as a dotm resident, I'm getting used But, it was the food that gave me pies to Haight Street. Don't go for Crossroads / p«lYl« to that) it did have an odd sort of more than enough reason to recom­ the atmosphere but do go for the character that could not be ignored. mend All You Knead. The menu reasonably priced and rather tasty The clientele was diverse, with a ranges from full-course dinners to food. San Francisco Foghorn ENTERTAINMENT September 19, 1996 17

Leadership : usf students 10% off *y\s+rol o with student i.d. Summit QY Aries: (March 21 - April 19) Libra: (September 23 - Octo­ Your independent nature might get ber 22) Your listening skills need Join other campus leaders you into trouble this week. We all to be in superb condition this know that your forte isn't taking week. That unique trait of draw­ to discuss the importance orders from some sniveling fool ing people out of their shells could , coffee, ^ of leadership at USF who doesn't know his ass from his prove handy to someone who re­ elbow. Unfortunately, these annoy­ ally needs to talk. Also, in the ing types seem to rule this grand course of conversation, make sure O little universe we like to call earth, you are not brushing off some im­ so suck it up sweetie. Just keep the portant points. Troubled people- Saturday, Sept. 21 imagination in full force. Keep have this clever way of speaking in thinking that you do in fact rule the metaphors. So, you might need to ruitful 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. planet, and someday this pompous read into some double meanings ™ounds delegator will pay. this week. Taurus: (April 20 - May 20) Scorpio: (October 23 - No­ 1813 fulton street Being the cordial hostess might vember 21) Competitive tenden­ 221-1876 Call James Hulbert prove fruitful this weekend. Yes, I cies might be bestowed upon you know when your roommate's boy/ with more intensity this week. We apologize for the typograpliical mistake at x6319 to register girlfriend spends the weekend, the However, beating up a friend be­ that ran in walls scream of sex but be nice. He cause they messed up the curve might have something to offer that instead of you is not the appropri­ you might not have anticipated. ate route to go. It is okay to come There are a lot of useful people out in second every now and then. there, and this guy might be one of Don't key the senior citizen's car them. After making them breakfast who beat you to the parking space, in the morning, remember to ask that is cruel and illegal. Swallow him about his boss or his brother. that pride. People will admire the Either contact might prove advan­ person who can smile at a loss tageous. rather than the psycho who goes postal over one. Gemini: (May 21 -June 20) If you're hard up for cash this week, Sagittarius: (November 22 - put those selling techniques to December 21) The forgetful side work. Geminis are known for their of your life is starting to catch up quick wit and scheming qualities, with you. You've never needed a so if the price is right, then sell it. Dayrunner more than you do now. This means old clothes and CD's At first it was charming that not and make sure to visit your rich only did you manage to forget roomie's side ofthe place. Like they mom's birthday, but you couldn't really need that Rolex they don't even remember when you were ever wear. Remember, you are a born. However, your dear and born solicitor. You could sell bags cherished professors at this mighty of freakin' sand on the beach, so university might see it a bit differ­ utilize this much sought-after gift. ently. Write down what you need to get done. Lists aren't only for Cancer: (June>21 -July 22) You grocery shopping. So walk, don't are going to love this little tidbit run to the bookstore for your Trap­ regarding the ever-loyal crab. Did per Keeper, Filofax or whatever you you know that your category of as­ need to get your life out of the trological power enables you to be miscellaneous pile. a trend-setter. Really, you have the power in your greedy little claw to Capricorn: (December 22 - choose a fashion and make it stick. January 19) It's great that you are This is a strange and mystical he­ self-sufficient. I think it's wonder­ gemonic code to be able to distrib­ ful that you are perfectly capable ute. Use it with caution. Only you of doing everything by yourself. can decide if you want to torture However, I don't believe you are the masses by bringing back para­ perfectly content for "table for chute pants or cross belts and one" night after night. Isn't it time scrunch socks. you put on a clean pait of socks, brushed your teeth, and actually Leo: (July 23 - August 22) You tried to find a date? I mean c'mon, might want to let go of that inces­ aren't your parents getting a little sant need for flattery your sign de­ nervous that you are going to be mands. An occasional, "yes thank moving in with them again directly you my dress is darling," will be after graduation? And, if you think fine. There is no absolute need for this a reasonable fate, then you us to go on for days about how need a slap. much we like your smart new eye­ glasses. Frankly, egotism is a turn- Aquarius: (January 20 - Feb­ off, and although it might seem to ruary 18) Honey, you should just be cute, it's not. People will start stay indoors this week. You said avoiding you entirely, a disastrous yourself you're sick, and personally, notion for the average Leo. So, settle your hacking up of organs has down there kiddo. started to get boring. So just stay home. Unless, ofcourse, you have Virgo: (August 23 - September a smart new something you need 22) Okay my little hypochondriac, to show your friends. it is time for you to get out ofthe damn house and do something. I Pisces: (February 19 - March don't care ifyou are allergic to bark, 20) Just because your sign is the visit one of your friendly neighbor­ fish, there really is no need for you hood parks and remember what it to drink like one. It's great to go feels like to be a human being. For out and have a good time, but someone who is so health con­ when the Progressive Party is scious, you are neglecting your daily hounding you to be a statistic for dose of fresh air. Leave your house them, you might say there is a regardless ofthe millions of germs problem. Think moderation. Not and viruses just waiting to get in only can it work for alcohol con­ your body. I hear Robitussin comes sumption; it can work for many in several new flavors. other aspects of your life. 18 San Francisco Foghorn ENTERTAINMENT September 19, 1996

Art Review Tamara de Lempicka Gala Opens With Style at Galerie Adrienne

Gregory P. Hartnell Foghorn Staff Writer talented and period-perfect pianist- background. Two larger matching singer Sara Klotz de Aguilar. still lifes flanked this portrait on ei­ I've been to a lot of art open­ Tamara de Lempicka's work has ther side, "Still Life wth Pink Fab­ ings in my day (too many, some been influenced by Ingres, Andre ric and Lilies" and "Still Life with would say), but I've never been to Lhote and Maurice Denis, among Gray Fabric," both painted around anything comparable to the one I others. It is a curious amalgam of 1940. attended the other night. The re­ the classical anatomy lessons Most of the art work exhibited cent Private Preview Gala and learned in studying the voluptuous were serigraphic prints of Opening Reception for a retrospec­ nudes ofthe great 19th century Lempicka's most famous oil paint­ tive exhibit of art bv Tamara de master, fused with the composi­ ings. Here, it must be noted that tional ideas of the newest advances in serigraphic the Nabi, and printing techniques are so sophisti­ the almost- cated as to render the distinction Cubistic han­ between an oil painting and a seri- dling of the graph very difficult to determine, modelling at least to the untrained eye. The cribbed from original oils look like oils and are her contempo­ usually painted in a rich, glowing rary Lhote. She palette which leaves no doubt in the brought these mind of the viewer as to the tech­ stylistic influ­ nique being employed. ences together The new serigraphs, authorized in a series of by Tamara's daughter Kizette to be portraits of the printed in limited editions in the society of late 80s after the painters death, are nouveaux sometimes unsettling. They do not DAVID M. ALLEN riches, into have the matte finish and "pastel" Shakespeare in the Park is all fun and sun. which she en­ colours usually associated with the sconced herself medium. Rather, they reproduce as in Paris aftet es­ faithfully as possible the rich lumi­ Theatre Review caping revolu­ nosity of the original oils. When tionary St. viewed from a certain angle, they Shakespeare Hits the Park Petersburg with even have a kind of textured glossy her aristocratic finish, apparently meant to suggest Zarine Sagar The stage itself is quite Polish husband. brush strokes. Frankly, I find this Foghorn Staff Writer simple, consisting of a small When not to be a disturbing new trend in the With the intense sun, bright stone deck with a gazebo and a painting marketing of limited edition prints. blue sky and lots of great garden. The atmosphere is en­ commisioned But, having said that, and if one munchies, what better way to hanced with skillful costume portraits, her does not allow oneself to become add a little bit of spark to your design. fancy took flight upset about such things, these afternoon in Golden Gate Park ' Although the entire cast in highly pol­ prints still retain their disquieting than a little entertainment in worked well as a whole, the two ished oil on can­ power as fleeting images of a self- the form of Shakespearean com­ characters whose talents seemed vas allegories absorbed, somewhat decadent soci­ edy? So I'm a theatre buff, what to shine above the rest were that with titles such ety. can I say? What I can say is that, of Costard the clown, played by as "Adam and Portrait of Mrs. Alan Bott, 1930. "Adam and Eve" is probably the for script, I considered "Love's Rod Gnapp, and Rosealine (one Eve," "Woman most famous nude painting in the Labour's Lost" to be one of of the Princess' attendants) with Dove" and "Spring." These Lempicka at Galerie Adrienne in Lempicka catalogue. The large seri- Shakespeare's rather fluffier played by Rebecca Dines. downtown San Francisco was the are almost invariably nude or graph pulled in a limited edition in pieces, but the San Francisco Overall, the talent ofthe per­ stuff of dreams. draped studies formers and the vision of Di­ The scene could have been lifted of the human rector Edward Hastings is what straight offthe pages of a novel by figure, usually makes this hilarious 1920s ad­ F. Scott Fitzgerald. The guests took female. aptation of "Love's Labour's the time to project that air of re­ It must be 'Love's Labour's Lost' Lost" a true testament to the fined elegance for which the Art noted that origi­ kind of enthusiasm and dedica­ Deco period is noted. As the nal oil paintings • Playing in Golden tion Shakespeare would be evening was in part a benefit for the ofthe first order Gate Park proud of. Art Deco Society of California, I by Lempicka • September 21, 22, So, ifyou want to experience even got a severely short haircut and now command 28 and 29 something different the next shaved my somewhat scruffy beard seven-figure • Admission is free time you visit the park for a pic­ for the occasion, donning a vintage sales prices in nic, stop by Shakespeare in the black suit purchased at LaRosa, the the great auc­ Park. It's not often you get a Haight Street period clothier. I was tion houses of chance to experience outdoor determined to arrive attired de the world and Shakespeare Festival definitely theatre in the park, especially a rigueur for this Jazz Age event! are usually crafted a stunning production show that's actually worth see­ It took about 60 years for bought by such of it. ing. And to make it even more Tamara de Lempicka to emerge as pop luminaries The story is about a certain enticing, this one is free. the Queen of Art Deco painters, but as Madonna King Ferdinand of Navarre now her status in that rarified posi­ and Barbara whose intense desire to tion seems undisputed. The Streisand. These "acedemize" his court leads him haughty blonde Polish artist pro­ prohibitive to persuade his three lords to duced her best work in the Roaring prices make the It's not often you sign an oath with him to pur­ 20s in Paris, around the time ofthe exhibition and get a chance to sue intellectual study for three seminal Exposition International sale of even mi­ years. However, one portion of experience out­ des Arts Decoratifs in 1925, after nor works by the oath decreed upon the en­ which the whole modernistic period the artist a note­ door theatre in the tire court presents a few minor took its name. worthy event. park. problems, to say the least. The Galerie Galerie Adrienne is a first class oath requires that no female Adrienne had a gallery, with an imposing upper shall come within a certain level, the balcony of which many few original oil range ofthe king's property, and Free Shakespeare in the Park guests viewed the informative slide paintings for that no man be found in close will continue in Golden Gate show on the oeuvre of the painter, sale but none quarters of a woman (sounds a Park Sept. 21, 22, 28 and 29. presented by an art historian from that could be little bit like the regulations in The show starts at 1:30 pm, but the Art Deco Society. considered her Hayes-Healy, eh?). get there early if you want a A number of comfortably ap­ best work. Portrait of Doctor Boucard, 1929. In his haste to have the oath good spot! The play is staged pointed semi-private rooms exhib­ Probably the set into motion, the king for­ just west ofthe Flower Conser­ ited the works of other artists, best of these oils was in fact the the new technique to which I have got that the Princess of France vatory off of West Conservatory including Rembrandt, Eyvind Earle smallest painting in the show, a referred, is imposing as an artifact and several of her female atten­ Drive. You can enter on foot at and H. Claude Pissaro. Portrait of Puglisi, showing the ofthe chiselled, Cubistic anatomy dants were scheduled for a visit, Fulton and 3rd Streets, a short I slowly made my way around, head and shoulders of a worried- for which Lempicka became fa­ an arrangement made long be­ walk away from the USF main while listening to the Swingtime looking Italian gentleman, seen in mous. Eve turns away from Adam, fore the creation of the creed. campus. For more information, Trio, a 1930s dance band led by the half profile against a blank grey GALLERY : Page 19 Problems ensue. . . please call 422-2221. San Francisco Foghorn ENTERTAINMENT September 19, 1996 19 Art Deco Painter Featured The Bluetones FOGHORN From page 18 From page 18 tory, particularly those fascinated by of Art Deco, but that is a misno­ of Guinness with. 93 Years in the Making who is shown from behind, and the Jazz Age, Art Deco, women art­ mer. Beyond their decorative func­ The Bluetones are headed back dominates the left hand side ofthe ists and the previously little-known tion, they could be read asVanities, to England to begin a tour through Become a part of composition, while a stylized Art expatriate Polish community in Paris. or perhaps even as cautionary tales the UK, but they are expected to re­ the tradition and Deco skyline looms in the back­ It gives one a complete feeling for an as we enter our own period of pro­ turn to America before the end of ground. This is a thoroughly mod­ insular society concerned with its own found decadence approaching the the year (stay posted to the join the Foghorn. ern rendition of the traditional ascendant, if ephemeral, importance. millenium. Foghorn...assuming I don't get Meetings are theme and almost seems to suggest This is a very seductive society, and, TAMARA de LEMPICKA is fired...for further details). Until then, that the large grey city is their pun­ as such, Lempicka's paintings could showing Sept. 7 through Oct. 15 at The Bluetones plan to continue writ­ Tuedays at 6 p.m. ishment for the fall. almost be said to serve as totems of a Galerie Adrienne, 377 Geary Street ing and performing music, the art with free pizza! This show is a must for anyone lost world. near Union Square. Call 288-6575 they consider to be "the last form of interested in early 20th century his­ Some have called them "icons" for more information. magic in the western world."

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©1996 MasterCard International Incorporated 20 San Francisco Foghorn FEATURES September 19, 1996 Renaissance Awaits in Novato From page 11 century English country fairs and everyday standards. harvest time marketplaces. This year's theme surrounds pirates and Get into character privateers, but all aspects of Eliza­ One ofthe things that a person bethan society are re-created. does to get into the time period is to develop a character. This charac­ What to do there ter is played as if in an impromptu There's a hundred things to be play where "all the Faire is a stage" done and to be tasted. You could and on that note I'll allow my char­ try your hand at the knife throw or acter to tell a little bit about her­ maybe a battle ax instead. You can self. bet on racing turtles, test your My character is Niannne throwing arm, or see really how far O'Toole and I'm 18 years old. I am a vegetable will fly. Feast on giant one ofthe youngest daughters in my turkey legs, succulent mounds of family. I have four brothers and five Fruit Ice, or chocolate truffles that sisters. Last spring I was hand fasted can make a grown woman scream. to my husband, Roland O'Toole. A There are plays to watch — you can hand fasting is a trial marriage for a discover how manly men act in year and a day. The day after our "Manly Men in Tights" or enjoy hand fasting he left for sea and left one of Shakespeare's plays like "A me in his brother, Toad O'Toole's Midsummer Nights Dream." For a charge. Yet, since Toad lives and taste of the Middle East, try the works with my mother I still live at belly dancers. home, I am quite worried for I have A The Faire is very open and not no children and I'm gaining so much on creature comforts. It's a many years I soon may be unable mile long and in the middle ofthe to bear children. forest. You have two options for seating: hay bales, or the ground. Who works at the Faire The Faire is a place were you can Faire get dirty and not stand out. We rec­ Many people who work at the ommend you eat with your finger, Faire volunteer. There's a wide va­ roll around in the grass, and slop riety of people who work at the food on some poor Seapup just try­ Faire. I've worked with people such Photo ing to become a full fledged Dog. as fiveyea r old children, lawyers and It's not unusual to see a woman even an elementary school teacher walking around with cow tongues who would come out and harass in her hands or a raw squid on her customers. It's very possible you head. As they say, eat, drink and be could find your doctor slicing wa­ merry! File termelons or your favorite college The element that sets the Re­ professor playing a round of mud naissance Faire apart from a crafts puppies (it's exactly what it sounds fair is the street entertainment. At like!) any moment you may come along A person could work various two men dueling over a woman or jobs at the Faire. Some work in a Seadog being initiated but hav­ booths selling items such as toys, ing fish guts smeared over him. food, jewelry, costumes and pottery. Just when you think it's safe, Others are stage actors on one of someone comes up behind you and the five open-air stages There are demands that you come see their those who work in guilds. A guild wares. Even the best at ignoring sales is an association of people with the pitches can't get past a good hawker. same pursuits. Some guilds at the As an actor at the fair for several fair include the nobility guild of St. years, one of the funniest things I George and the English military and other actors have experienced is guild, St. Michael's. someone walking past, staring at us Some people have made the Re­ as if we were on a TV screen. Then, naissance Faire their life's work. out of no where we start a conversa­ They live on the site and work dur­ tion with them. Their face goes from ing the weekends. This is possible scared, to surprised, and then finally as the Faire travels around the coun­ confused. Come ready to play with try to sites such as Fredericksburg, the actor. You will have fun and Virginia; Kenosha, Wisconsin; Tux­ ample opportunity to become a part edo, New York; and San Bernadino, ofthe many things happening in the California. street. Tickets cost $17.50 for adults The Faire gives patrons and ac­ general admission. For more infor­ tors alike a chance to be free from mation, call 1-800-52-FAIRE. Getting to the Faire

Photos courtesy of Katrina Townsley Source: Renaissance Faire Web Page San Francisco Foghorn SPORTSWEEK September 19, 1996 21 Dons Split Two in MetLife Classic From page 24 The Deacons, on the other ity of play was that of a playoff this was a game of patience. hand, took advantage of an op­ team. When they were down by All that the Dons had to do portunity during a lapse in USF's one goal, they regained compo­ was to continue to hold Navy off defense and took a 1-0 lead on the sure and did what they had to do and eventually the goals would Hilltoppers. The ball was crossed to tie the game. USF could not come. USF, a team stacked with from the right side ofthe field to control the referee from making veterans, did just that. They kept Serge Daneav, who struck a bril­ the penalty call, but they demon­ control of the ball and attacked liant near-post goal from almost strated that they are a team that when there looked to be a break­ no angle. will be fun to watch throughout down in Navy defense. In the fi­ USF regained control of the the season. nal minutes of the second half, game and, in the second half, tied Getting back to Friday, it was their waiting was over. the game with a cross from Eric a great night to play football. The Keith Ratzburg blew past his Lemoine to Per Christian Larsen. conditions were perfect for the man in his typical bulldog style Once again he laid a dime to Dons: a cool breeze and a light and bent in a beautiful left-footed McDonald, who then sent a laser dew on the grass. The opponent cross to the far post. Per Chris­ into the net. on Sept. 13 was Navy and it was tian Larsen's forehead met that From this point on it was only USF's first game in the MetLife cross. He then laid a dime to a matter of time before the Dons Classic. Navy played a very defen­ Fabio Pires, who was just outside would take the lead. The Deacons sive game, not really challenging the six-yard box. were out of gas and no threat to USF's goalie, Zack Vaughn, who Pires controlled the ball with the Dons' defense. Suddenly, in recorded his first shutout of the the composure of a true striker, what appeared to be a routine de­ season. slotting the ball near-post with his fensive play, Eric Lemoine was Though the Dons dominated left foot. It was his second goal of called for a controversial penalty the game with the play of their the season, giving USF a "W." kick, which the Deacons' Josh center midfielders, Omar El Fakiri The Hilltoppers next travel to Timbers put in for what would and Per Christian Larsen, the San Jose State on Sept. 19 and prove to be the game winning goal. Midshipmen were able to hold visit the eighth-ranked UCLA Though USF lost, their qual­ USF scoreless in the first half. But Bruins on Sept. 22. A Dons' celebration turnes out to be premature in USF's loss to Wake Forest.

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Going to parties might seem tough when you don't want to drink. After all, college parties go hand in hand with alcohol, right? Not necessarily. In fact, over one fourth of USF students prefer not to have alcohol at parties that they attend. And over one third report their average number of alcohol drinks per week to be zero.*

Bethany Cartledge It's worth a second thought. In-line skater. T-ball slugger. Drunk driving victim. Look, we're not here to preach abstinence on January 18,1994 campue. We're just saying that ifyou choose Cheraw, SC not to drink, you're in qpod company. And ifyou decide to throw a party, make sure you stock up on plenty of soft drinks!

Ifyou don't stop someone from driving drunk, who will? Do whatever it takes. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK.

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• AH statistics taken from the CORE Survey of USF students. For details, see our Web elte. 22 San Francisco Foghorn SPORTSWEEK September 19, 1996 N UMBERS Women Lose VOLLEYBALL WOMEN'S SOCCER CROSS COUNTRY

@ Hinkle Fieldhouse USF Invitati snal SANTA CLARA 2 0-2 @ Golden Gat e Park SAN FRANCISCO 1 0 - 1 September 14 1996 BUTLER 15 15 15 - 3 September 1 1. 1996 SAN FRANCISCO 13 7 12 First Match - 0 Men @ Negoesco Stadium September 13. 1996 Scoring: USF: Green (Steinhart) 3:59, SCU : Hollis Franki Fitterer BU (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Cox 9-1 -1. Pickett 9-0-3. (Clemens) 25:40. Little 31:19 SANTA CLARA 19 Forrest M-3. Mankcr 10-0-1 .McShurley 13-2-3. Shots: SCU 16. USF 3 third goal of the season. SAN FRANCISCO 38 SportsWeek Staff Writer Kintiei I -0-1. Rossetto 0-1 -0. Murphy 6-0-0. Gulasey Saves: SCU 2 (Sanchez 1. Leonard 1) USF 8 Last Wednesday at Negoesco 0-0-0 Totals: 50-5-12 (Draghi) COLL. NOTRE DAME 81 USF (Kills-Aces-Blocks|: Gallagher 0-1-0, Schopflin 7- Records: USF 3-1-0.0-1-0 WCC; SCU 4-0-0,2-0-0 The USF women's soccer team Stadium, the Lady Kickers lost 0-1. Lawrence 6-1-5. Sargenti I I -0- i. Harford 0-0-0. WCC Women racked up rwo more points in the win their first West Coast Conference Larson 0-0-0. McEnry I -3-2. Zeiter 4-0-0. Small 4-0-2. Lomax 4-1-1 Totals: 3 7-6-12 column this weekend with road vic­ match-up in a tight 2-1 tilt against Assists Leaders: K.ntzel BU 36. McEnry USF 33 SAN FRANCISCO 0 1 - 1 ST. MARY'S 17 tories over Arizona and Arizona State, Santa Clara, which is ranked third Digs Leaders: Cox BU 15. Schopflin USF 14 ARIZONA STATE 0 0-0 SAN JOSE ST. 49 improving their record to 5-1-0. The in the nation. September 14, 1996 U. OF HAWAII 65 @Tempe,AZ Lady Dons also picked up their first "We played well against a strong USF ~~i! r~f7 6 : V~ SAN FRANCISCO 136 Scoring: USF: Green (Yamamoto) 81:57 BOWLING GR. 15 15 IS 15 - 3 loss against West Coast Conference team," Verhees commented after the Shots: USF 15, ASU 2 SANTA CLARA 158 September 13. 1996 Saves: USF 2 (Voiland). ASU 7 (Moxley) U. OF PACIFIC 172 opponent Santa Clara last Wednes­ game. "I'm pleased with our first USF (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Gallagher 0-0-0. Schopflin 6- Records: USF4-I-0.0-I-0WCC COLL. NOTRE DAME 251 day at Negoesco Stadium. . half, and we survived the second. I'm 2-1. Lawrence 3-0-10, Sargenti 8-0-1. O'Bryan 0-0-0. Harford 0-0-0. Larson 0-2-0. McEnry 8-1 -2, Zeiter "It is always nice to return from just happy that we played with a lot 12-3-5. Small 5-0-2. Lomax 2-1 -0 Totals:44-921 SAN FRANCISCO Overall Winners: . of heart and worked hard." BGSU (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Siebenhar 0-1-0, Watkins U OF ARIZONA Men: Ryan McNelley, SMC 21:49 a road trip with a 2-0 showing," said 6-1-3. Greig 0-1 -0. Murphy 9-2-0. Pesorda 4-1 -0, Women: Katie Owen, SMC 17:03 September 15, 1996 head coach Jean-Paul Verhees. "It Green did a reverse of her goal Crumley 10-1-2. Kemerer 15-2-1. Hilton 18-0-7 USF Men: 9 Zibilich, I I Mejia, 12 Guieb, 14 Urn. 24 ©Wildcat Field Totals: 62-9-13 DeMartini. 25 Buller was a very positive road trip and it on Saturday by scoring after only Scoring: USF:Wright (Kenyon) 33:30, Kenyon 43:41 Assists Leaders: McEnry USF 36.Watkins BGSU 48 USF Women: 15 Jahani. 16 Kuzminsky, 27 Gigliotti. 32 Shots: USF 24. UA 9 gave us the opportunity to play many 3:59 minutes of play. The play be­ Digs Leaders: McEnry USF I I, Kemerer BGSU 16 Zabloudil. 53 Bahr, 60 Lowrey Saves: USF 2 (Draghi). UA 8 (Weibel) different people, including several gan when junior midfielder Records: USF 5-1 -0.0-1 -0 WCC. UA 0-5-0 SAN FRANCISCO 14 6 9 - 0 freshmen." Stephanie Steinhart kicked a corner ARKANSAS 16 15 15 - 3 On Sunday, the Lady Dons beat kick on the ground, through MEN'S SOCCER September 14, 1996 SportsWeek: Arizona at Wildcat Field in Tucson Yamamoto's legs and right to Green, USF (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Gallagher 0-0-0, Schopflin 7- by a score of 2-0. USF's first goal was who placed the ball into the upper 0-0. Lawrence 2-2-4. Sargenti I 3-0-2. Larson 0-0-0. NAVY McEnry 5-0-2. Zeiter 4-0-1, Small 4-0-2. Lomax 5-1-1 Always scored by junior forward Heather left corner ofthe goal. Steinhart was SAN FRANCISCO Totals: 40-3-12 Wright, giving her four goals on the credited with the assist. ASU (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Beat 10-2-4, Grimes 0-0-1. September 13. 1996 McArthur 0-1 -O.Vandeven 7-0-2, Fair 12-0-8. Chowen @ Negoesco Stadium Looking For a season, who was assisted by senior "We practiced that play a lot at 6-5-5. Cochran 3-0-6.White 8-2-4 Totals: 46-10-30 Scoring: USF: Pires (Larson) 70:39 Assists Leaders: McEnry USF 25. Grimes ASU 23 Shots: Navy 7, USF 16 midfielder Denise Kenyon. Kenyon practice, but it never worked," Green Digs Leaders: Schopflin USF I I. Beat ASU 9 Saves: Navy 7 (Stepler). USF 4 (Vaughn) Few Good scored the second goal 10 minutes said. "I'm just glad it worked then." Records: USF 2-2-0 later, launching a shot from the top "We've lost to them two years in SAN FRANCISCO 15 15 15 - 3 Chickens. If of the box to increase USF's lead to a row by a 2-1 margin now," she said, MID. TENNESSEE 6 5 5-0 WAKE FOREST SAN FRANCISCO I 2-0. "but we definitely played better this September 14. 1996 You Can Hunt USF (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Gallagher 0-0-0, Schopflin 5- September 15, 1996 USF outshot the Wildcats by a year." 1-2. Lawrence 8-1 -2, Sargenti 6-5-4, Larson 0-1 -0. @ Negoesco Stadium margin of 24-9. Lady Dons sopho­ Tonight the Lady Dons will be McEnry 5-1 -1, Zeiter 5-0-0. Small 3-0-6 Totals: 32- Scoring: WF: Danen (Bachmeier) 37:38, USF: & Peck, Call 9-15 McDonald (Lemoine) 66:32,Timbers (penalty kick) more goalkeeper Sandi Draghi on the road again to take on the No. MTSU (Kills-Aces-Blocks): Emerson 0-0-0, Carney 0- 83:35 picked up her first complete game 17 ranked Stanford Cardinal, which 0-0. Cunningham I -0-2. Burnside 7-0-1, Clayton l-l - Shots: WF 9. USF 11 John or Jason 0. Schulz 0-0-0, Eichholz 0-0-0.Venable 0-0-0, Miller Saves: WF 3 (Woods). USF 2 (Mullen) shutout while only getting two saves. has recently lost by considerable 6-3-0. Bishop 2-1-1 .Anderson 4-1 -2 Totals: 21 -6-6 Records: USF 2-3-0 margins to Duke and No. 1 ranked Assists Leaders: McEnry USF 21. Clayton MTSU 17 "In the [Arizona State] game we Digs Leaders: Schopflin USF 8. Burnside MTSU 9 at x6122 played a little more sloppy than we did North Carolina. in the [Arizona] game," Verhees said. "Stanford is an important game "We weren't as productive offensively for us to win if we want to break into as we would have liked to be." the national top 20," Verhees said. Athletic Briefs The Lady Dons managed only "It will be a tough match though, one goal against Arizona State on considering Kishandee Green, Jenny Last issue we here at SportsWeek had a little accident in our briefs. We Saturday, bur it proved to be enough Clabaugh, and Emma Green [all for a 1 -0 victory. starters] are all questionable due to mistakenly reported that K.C. Jones and Bill Cartwright were teammates. With just over eight minutes re­ injuries." Actually, they played at the Hilltop several years apart from each other. We maining in regulation time, sopho­ Coming up on Sunday, the Lady more forward Kishandee Green Dons will be traveling again in or­ meant teammates in the sense of their alma mater. Really. We apologize for scored the game's only goal on an der to face Texas Christian. Their this mistake and promise to change our briefs as soon as possible. assist by junior midfielder Amy nexr home game will be on Wednes­ Yamamoto. The goal was Green's day, Oct. 2, versus Hawaii.

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With theit record now at 2-3, the eatly season has seen neithet an extended winning nor losing streak, but hope for the rest ofthe season telies on a much more potent offense, which could only muster a tepid one goal pet game average in their three losses. With their heads high, the Dons took the field on Sept. 15 in the second game ofthe MetLife Classic against the Wake Forest Demon Deacons. On Fri­ day, Santa Clata and Wake Forest played to a nil-nil draw, while USF beat Navy, 1-0, which set up the title game on Sunday. All USF had to do was play with the same compo­ sure as they did against the Midshipmen in otder to win the tournament. In the first minutes ofthe game, Shane Watkins picked a pass offa Deacon defender and was off towards the goal. As he approached the 18-yard box, he laid the pass back to Chris In the final game of the MetLife Classic, McDonald, who was open in the middle. the Hilltoppers were defeated by a sur­ McDonald attempted to beat the goal near-post, prisingly good Wake Forest team which but the goalie reacred with cat-like quickness and capitalized on USF mistakes. Physical blocked the shot for a corner. Again USF dominated play with crisp and accurate passing, but the Dons play like that shown here was prevalent had no sucess scoring in the first half. throughout the tournament. SOCCER: Page 21 Butler Disappointing for Spikers Harriers Host Park Tour Gigliotti placed second and third pointed out, "but when they didn't times between points. It's a problem Joelle Sylva Jeffrey Coleman for USF with times of 18:15 and win it looked like [the team] lost Wallenstein is well aware of. "It's the SportsWeek Staff Writer SportsWeek Staff Writer 18:53 respectively. Also scoring their spirit." mental patt ofthe game that makes Looking to improve on their for the women were Katherine One of four was not what the USF battled hard in Saturday's first you consistant," she said. "Your body last outing at San Diego, the USF Zabloudil and Rachel Bahr. Lady Don's had in mind when they game against Arkansas State, keeping should be prepared. It's your mind cross country team hosted its Fifth In the smallet men's bracket of traveled to Indiana this past week­ that has to be in Annual Invitational meet this past four teams, the results were a bit end for the Butlet Invitational. tune with both Saturday in Golden Gate Park. more friendly to the Hilltoppets. Following a 2-2 split as host of sides of the Junior middle blocker coutt." Unfortunately, USF's top fe­ Matt Ziblich came in first for USF the PowerBar tournament, USF with a time of 24:06. Pasquele Jeanette Sargenti was The Dons male runner, Maureen Kennedy, hoped to build in a tournament Meija, 25:09, and Dan Guieb, will have two was not able to run this week due which fourth-year Head Coach named to the all- 25:15, came weeks to over- to injuries. Karin Wallenstein said she thought in second and tournament team for come theit prob­ Kennedy, ~ they could win. third for USF. her play at Butler. lems, playing however, was '(We will) definitely "[The team was] not stepping not the only Also scoring up," Wallenstein said. "The didn't get theit final four improve. We've got a for the men non-conference Don hobbled mad enough, soon enough. Nobody for the meet. couple of new runners were Jeff Lam the score a respectable 16-14 and hit­ games before facing Saint Mary's on teally beat them; they almost beat Kate Beuler and Kevin ting over .300 as a team. In games two Friday, October 4. and it's still early in themselves with lackadaisical play." was on the DeMartini. and thtee, howevet, USF couldn't even The coming week will not be easy The tournament began with a sidelines for the season.' Overall the manage positive hitting percentages, for USF who face UNLV on Satur­ match against host Butler in which the the women —Matt Zibilich performance Dons fell in three, 15-13, 15-7, 15- losing 15-6 and 15-9. day and then host California Tues­ by the team as were Will Men's Cross Country Runner 12. Junior middle blocker Jeanette The lone, and still father dim, day night. UNLV's program is new Baker and was strong, Sargenti led the team with 11 kills and bright spot came in the fourth match this year which should level the play­ Mike earning a sec­ no errors (.478 pet..) Conversely in which USF defeated Middle Ten­ ing field. USF scrimmaged with Cal Griffith for the men. ond-place finish. Chiara Lawrence nessee 15-6, 15- earlier this month and stayed even Kennedy, for one, did not Is this weekend at all indicitive 5, 15-5. For the with theit East Bay rivals. and Jaime ._ think the injuties markedly af­ of the rest of the season? Only match Tennessee In practice this week the team Schopflin, two of fected the team. time will tell, but Ziblich thinks hit -.035 as a focused on passing and blocking and USF's top per­ 'Nobody really beat "I think that the team did very the team will "definitely improve team, posting 24 Wallenstein noted that she formers in the them; they almost well," Kennedy said. "Everyone from last season." "we've got a etrors in 86 at­ emphasised the impottance of PowerBar tout- ran really well." couple of new runners and it's beat themselves.' tempts. USF stringing together points. "We need ney, combined Unfortunately, tunning well is still early in the season," he said. played well to be the team to put together a for only 13 kills —Karin Wallenstein often subjective as the final results Expectations from the men's enough to win rally," she said. and had a com­ Women's Volleyball Head Coach clearly showed. Overall, the team are to be mote competitive but posted 24 Casie Lomax returned from het bined 11 errors. women placed fourth, trailing the than last season's seventh place errors of their injury and saw playing time at But­ The match Gaels of St. Mary's College, who finish to somewhere in the own (12 hitting, 12 service, recep­ let. Nicole Hartford was injured in with Bowling Green came later that took first in the nine-team field. middle of the WCC pack. tion or ball handling.) the match against Bowling Green afternoon with USF hanging on for USF's leading female runner When asked to comment on If USF has one definable prob­ and remains day to day. Shannon one more game, 15-13,15-9,15-17, in this meet was Pantea Jahani the team, coach John Drocco said, lem it is consistency; the team's level Bullet remains out ofthe lineup with 15-6. with a time of 18:08. Teammates "They're a great group. I know that of play shifts from high to low be­ a back injury and is not likely to play "We started every match with a Lauta Kuzminsky and Sara it's going to be a good season." strong first game," Wallenstein tween matches, between and some- this weekend.

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