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Established 1920 LINDEN, NEW JERSEY, TUESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1930 Price Three/Cents DEAL IS CLOSED WEBER, ASKED TO RUN AS MATE TO McGILLYRAY, WANTS TIME TO CHAMBER ASKS David Considers Remaining FOR VALUABLE CONSIDER MANY PROS AND CONS ABOUT FEDERAL PROPERTY HERE Three Candidacies Announced or Indicated at Meeting BUILDING FUND Charges Against Silhetstein of Executive Committee of “ Parent” Republican § Lambert, Winans Buy Se\- Organization.—-Political Gossip of the Week-End. Wants to Know if Linden Murmurs of Dissatisfaction Are Heardlas Result of Out en-Acre Tract in Is in Line for a George McGillvray, mayor of Linden, will be a candidate for the Re MILK SURVEY IS come in Trial of Linden Man C h afed With Lar Heart of City. publican nomination for another term in that office. New Postoffiee. ceny in Connection With Firjmouse Job. Henry B. Hardenburg, Sr., former mayor of the borough, will not be a PLAN OF BOARD One of the most important real es candidate, for his party’s nomination for councilman-at-large. Neither will Whether Linden has a chance to tate deals of recent months was that (won A. Watson, brother-in-law of share in tiie next appropriations for ARCHITECT SET FREE BW COURT ORDER closed by the signing of a deed yes Mayor McGillvray and spokesman in government buildings is a question To Be Conducted by Com terday by Fred M. Wood, owner of council for the administration. But that will he put up to Ernest R. mittee of Health Body. the seven-tore tract of land lyii g “Under consideration.” £ Albert F. Weber, another former Ackerman, member of congress from between Elizabeth avenue and the IMPROVE RIVER, 1'lii.s was the answer of County ProseciJyir Abe J. David last night to mayor, probably will. this district, in a letter from AVil Members of the board of health the question whether any immediate acti#i would be taken toward the Pennsylvania railroad and extending Also A. G. Warren, president of liam G. Palermo, secretary of the want to know what kind of milk is trial of the indictments remaining againstinbe J. Siiberstein, architect on eastward from the lot formerly mv 1- the First Ward Republican Club, is CHAMBER ASKS ------| the Elizabeth avenue firehouse job, ,.(*ted verdict in special sessions Such are the net results of the announced but i! is known to have Among the matters of civic in- port that President Herbert Hoover I made chairman of a committee j awHlizabeth Tuesday, iii.s counsel, meeting of the executive committee COST OF LIGHTING run into a very large sum. as the 1 teres t before the Linden Chamber had recommended that postoffiee1 charged with a general survey of the rritt Lane, moved for acquittal property is among the most valu of the Linden Republican Chib. In of Commerce at its latest meeting buildings costing up to 81110,000 he j milk situation throughout the city, cii the ground that the state had not able, if not indeed, the most valu corporated. which designates itself i were those of the improvement of and will make a report to a future But Action Depends on ade out a prima facie case. He the parent organization of the city, erected in cities in which postal rev able. vacant land in the entire city. : the Railway river, the naming of the meet i ng. More Memberships ised his argument on the conten- U#hat disposition or use will ie with delegates from the ward clubs enues amount to $20,000 or mere at inn that the city of Linden had nev- new 1 *n111ii* School 8. and the liglit- made of lie property is as yet unan Friday night. yea r. j The matter was brought to the at r had the money which Siiberstein tention of the hoard by Mr. Shur, Linden’s Christinas lighting in the nounced. it is understood, however, An Item, But Not News. : ing ot bridges recently creeled by Linden is one of 3(5 New Jersey was charged with having received, I the Board of chosen freeholders. who expressed tiie opinion that there main shopping district xvill be of an that the purchasers will first offer Tlu a ino-.inoeinenl of .Mayor Alc- cities included in a list published nid that an indietemnt for larceny was need at this time for detailed nual occurrence. the tract, or parts of it, for sac. Gillvray's candidacy is not news. Secretary William G. Palermo was in a news stary appearing under a ¡eonId not properly lie against the Neither is that of the probability of information regarding the local sit This was practically decided ;it the Then, unless a sale or sales are ma le authorized to communicate with Washington date line in December irehitect. Mr. W arren’s running in the First uation. so that the hoard might act recent meeting of the local chamber The jury returned the verdict within a reasonable time, they w 11 ! Senator Hamilton F. Kean and ask and in which it was said that these intelligently in safeguarding the bike steps toward its development ward. Neither, in truth, is the men of commerce. freeing Siiberstein after it had been that he push the matter of improv- cities were in line to benefit by the public health. on their own account. tion of Mr. Weber's name in con It was decided, also, that th e U 'rl'eted by Judge Stein, who. after i ing the river. president’s recommendation. nection with the office of council chamber xvill pay all tiie expense of|{hearing Lane’s argument for dismis The Elizabeth avenue tract for Members of the chamber received many years was part of the estate man-at-large. The publication of this report, in! the lighting this year, provided an sal, called counsel for the state and | and discussed a commimie dion he defense to a conference in cham left by the late Meeker Wood, fath McGillvray has always been re- New York and locally, gave consid increased number of merchants take from another locai organization ask- First Ward Club bers. er of the vendor in yesterday’s deal. garded as a eandidate to succeed erable impetus to the effort to pro- out memberships. himself. So ar as the memory of i ing that the chamber give its of ' ide for I .inden a postoffiee building I Steel Contractor Testifies. The elder Wood and Ferdinand Linden is one of the many cities The state produced as a xx it ness man runneth into the past, there ficial sanction to the movement to and facilities in keeping with the Blancke owned adjoining farms in To Hear Aspirants and towns in this district in which tfarold Cohen, president of the Har- never has been a time when the name the new school in honor ol what is now the W ood avenue d s- importance of the community. tlie shopping center is appropiately i o Steel Co., of Elizabeth, sub-con trict and much of the most valual le present mayor, other things being Henry B. Hardenburg, Sr., former equal, was not ready to vote “Aye” I he city's postoffiee receipts are For CitvmJ Offices lighted during the Christmas season. tactor on the firehouse job. business property it; the city has mayor of the city. The question of increasing from year to year, and J Cohen said tha t Siiberstein had been cut from time to time from when asked to sacrifice himself for It is the sense of members of the the good of the party. So it was so designating the school will come the demands of the public arc now chamber that last year’s beginning received from him $1,500, said to tiiese estates. before the hoard of education at its The First Ward Republican Club represent the saving to the city of not expected that he would respond such as to tax the facilities of the is prolific of candidates. was so good that there should be no Real estate men. commenting on with a negative to such a suggestion next meeting or immediately after office. L-nden effected by the difference be this latest of big deals, said that it Mayor George McGillvrav has an interruption from vear to year. tween two sets of plans; that the this year. the board’s reorganization. It xvas made plain at Thursday could be regarded as an epochal Something happened, ¡hough, af The movement for a federal build nounced that he will he a candidate ha* given the money to him in cash, event in the development of the A letter has been dispatched to the ing is not new. At a time when it for the Republican nomination for night’s me I 4. however, that the which he had placed in an envelope, ter the recent political powwow at Public Ser\ ice Electric Company city. which it was decided to run Mr. seemed that the objective might be another term in that office. chamber’s - turning the ratlre ex and that he had done so while his Hardenburg for councilman-at-large. concering the lighting of several reached it was found that the re Harold Blair, immediately after pense of U K ye r’s lighting will stenographer watched from an of The city hall slate, so far as the bridges recently completed in the ceipts of the locai office were not the November election, announced depend on he interest shown by fice window. major offices were concerned, was city. For some reason the electric sufficient to put the city in line that he would be a candidate for' more bossiness men in the activi Marie Fatty, Cohen’s stenograph Held for Grand Jury er. saiil she had opened the window regarded as complete at that time. current tias not been turned into the for the necessary appropriation. councilman from ttie First ward. ties of the chamber for the commer But one of two things took place lights on these spans. The company Then, at Friday night’s meeting cial welfare of the city. and seen Cohen hand the envelope While the chamber of commerce after that meeting. Either it was is asked why no action has been of the executive committee of the to Silt* rstein while the latter sat in In A lleged A ssault is finding out how much of encour his car. She said she had been in decided by the powers that Mr. fclar- taken, and which it may be expect Linden Republican Club, Incorpor agement there may be in the Wash ated. with delegates from Ward structed to do by Mr. Cohen. denburg was not to their liking, de ed. Charged with striking Andrtw spite his enviable record as a public ington report, it is urged by those clubs, it was indicated that A. G. County Committee The state, represented by Assist- Hendrzak, of Elizabeth, with a blunt official and public spirited citizen, Members of the chamber expect interested in the renewed movement Warren would be a candidate to op ane Prosecutors.Jfueston and Walsh, instrument and, after thus knocking or Mr. Hardenburg himself decided this to be the most active year in that they aid by helping to increase pose Mr. Blair for the nomination in contended that $740 of this money him down, kicking him and break that he would have none of it. the history of the organization thus the postoffiee receipts. the June primary. Members Proposed xvas the property of the city of Lin ing his aim, Stephen Gumagaj, o3, The Better Guess. far. Now comes an invitation from the den, and should have been turned of 129 Sas! Morris avenue, this cily, The latter guess is the better one. club, through its secretary, E. W. over to the municipality. Joseph was held to the grand jury by Jxidge It was known, early in the last cam LINDEN AUXILIARY Conk, to “ all members that will be At Club’s Meeting Ross, Linden city treasurer, said Brown in the Elizabeth police court paign, That the former mayor was candidates’’ to speak at a special that no money had been received yesterday. not perfectly satisfied with the rec Citizenship Class WILL GIVE PARTY meeting of the club to be held to Proposals for membership in the from Siiberstein. The charge is atrocious assault ord the city hall organization was morrow evening. Cnion county Republican committee Drew $1,500 Extra. and battery, alleged to have 'akin making for itself. It was known, TO HELP HOSPITAL —------o------xvere made at the meeting of the ex Cohen said that the payment of place on Christinas: day. also, that Henry B. Hardenburg, Jr., Will Be Organized ecutive .’Ommittee of the Linden Re $1.500 was made to Siiberstein on A Baywav man testified that he member of council and candidate for At least two outstanding social publican Club. Incorporated, at its July 19 of last year, the date named had seen the 1 inden' man runni ng reelction, was not greatly concerned \ class in citizenship and English events will be given each rear bv Visitor at Cousin’s session of Friday night. in the indictment. He was sure o f trom the Elizabeth man’s home im over the outcome of the November will he roganized Thursday evening the Linden Auxiliary of the Rahway Edward Schoenlank was proposed the date, he said, because it was on mediately after the assault v. a« said voting. at the home of Mrs. B. Singer. 127 Memorial Hospital, recently- organ as a member of the committee from that day that he arranged his pay to have been committed. Both the Hardenburgs have stood East Elm street. This is under the ized at a meeting held at the Linden • Home Dies Suddenly the second ward, together xvith Mrs. roll and instructed his stenographer for the best things in civic affairs. auspices of the Senior Council of Country Club. Frances Welling. to draw $1,500 extra to pay Siiber They have not been professional pol Jewish Women. A speaker from New The first of these will be given at Acute gastritis was given as the stein. the country club on the evening of Abe J. Siiberstein and Mrs. Clara Gasper Turtur, another witness for iticians. So it is quite likely that York City will he present and will cause of the death of John Pally, 23, Hill Masterson were proposed from the city hall organization will find address the meeting. Anyone inter February 0th, when cards and other who died Sunday ex-eping at the the state, said that he had received, Society Lays Plans games will provide the entertain the Third ward. Mrs. Edward Dunn. a set of plans from Siiberstein and itself better satisfied with another ested in taking out citizenship pap ment. home ot Michael Pally, 209 Arthur candidate than the elder of t his ers or in improving his English is street. from thatJ?e™i5.r ward, said that she »Lso i "submitted f i g u ^ c T ^ had name. Members of the committee in been axvarded the contract. He found For Church Bazaar welcome to this meeting. There is charge of the preparations are Mrs Pally, whose home was in Pennsyl xx-ould be a candidate Former Mayor Weber told mem no restriction as to race or creed. later, he said, that the contract had B H Putnam, Mrs. Ralph Swinton vania but who was employed in Lin From the Second district of the been awarded on another set of The Ladies’ Aid Society of the bers of the several committees the den, went to the home of Michael, other night that he was not prepar It is expected that instructors and Mrs Raymond Winans. Mrs. Edward Fiftli xvnrd the proposals are Mau Iilans. He identified the plans on First Methodist church has taken speakers of note will address these S. Schoenlank. Airs. William Priest his cousin, the police xvere told, and rice Hagen and Mrs. Daisy Locke. which he had bid. ed to answer at that time to the sug xvas put to bed because be said lie time by the forelock in its prepar classes from time to time. ley. Airs. Frank R. Anderson. ATrs Those suggested from the Seventh The indictments remaining against gestion that he run for councilman- Harry Pennoyer, Airs. Ahaham Wein was ill. ations for the annual bazaar to be at-large. He wanted time to think ward are Joseph Bashansky and Mrs. Siiberstein allege: held next fall. berg and Mrs. Clara Hill Masterson. A little later it xvas seen that he Daisy Frilla. That on June 31 of last year he it over. He did not say whether he WOMEN WILL DINE Airs. E. X. Davidson is president xvas in a dangerous condition, and a This year's onzaar, it is announc wished to talk it over with his The* meeting was presided over by obtained under false pretense from ed. will >> held on one day only — or tlie auxiliary. Other officers are pbyisician was called. When the the city of Linden the sum of $1,700 1 friends. AT TRENTON MEET Mrs. E. Cox Don paid, first x'ice pres A invent Keil. Edward (5. Schoenlank Thursday, November BO. Luncheon, doctor arrived, howoxer, the man lank xvas secretary. That on the same date he xvas guilty •'•a and dinner will be served under Watson Is Too Busy. ident: Airs.- I,eon \. Watson second1 xvas dead. of larceny from the eitv of Linden Councilman Watson is still vrry The Linden unit of the Women’s vice president: Afrs. If. J. R. Ash- the supervision of Mrs. Ralph Sxvin- Dr. Brokaxv. the county physician, Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Smith, of of the sum of $1,700. much identified with city affairs, hut Republican Club of New Jersey will wrll. recording secretary: Afrs. Her diagnosed the case. and Mrs. Mcnke. be represented by its president and man /eitlin. financial secretary, and Flemington. xvere Sunday guests of ! hat on July 19 he obtained under he let it be known emphatically that false pretense from the city nf Lin- The general chairman is Mrs. i >s- the office of council.nan-at-large was four delegates at the club dinner to Afrs. George Bauer, treasurer. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Lawson, of 1 sir t.^ioilwin, of li West Gibbons he given at Trenton February 11. Afrs. AVilliam Priestley. Afrs. Ralph First avenue.
“ Amory,” I answered. "Nobody sick. beginning to think he hadn’t heard Ê. * Is your board-'r In?” anything) “you know nothing about. ___ *1 V “ He’s not a hoarder, we don’t take I saw you. if not under the house, % boarders.” was Maidstone’s answer. certainly close to the K. M.’s in the j 1 o m m x m i l XI BLACK £ "If you mean the nut who blew in middle of last night, and when I i today, he's in bed.” chased you. you run away. J $ v “ S u r e ? ” “You bet 1 did,” said Spicer with a y B m k i n , T SHEEP’S * 1 v .Maidstone disappeared. “Well, now, giggle. “Thought you were the enraged V it's a queer tiling.” tie commented, husband, for a fiver.” 1 V GOLD V coming back and standing, an odd, "Bassett isn’t married,” 1 told him. 1 V pajama’d figure, on the soaked ver “The warder is,” he sniggered. Trees That “Make Good” V b y V anda boards, which reflected his bare "Very pretty wife, too." on the Home Ground* £ V feet like ice. “ He’s not there— Eh, Now this bewildered me, for I did Elm and oak trees are ideal for the Beatrice Grimshaw V wtiat are you d—ning him for? What’s know Taluna, the wife of the native home grounds, not orriy because of § V he done?” warder, and I had seen her, only a their beauty and long life, but be Illustrations ry Irwin Myer* V “I don't know what he hasn’t done,” week before, brought up in court by cause their shade is not so densp as % 1 answered, furiously, for now I was her husband, in connection with a to kill plants and grass beneath ttr>m. ■sjpr : almost sure this Spicer, the crea charge of “stealing” her, which he was Oaks are considered to be g ow S£ ture of Fanshaw. had overheard every making against another native. Taluna growing trees, but they will grow al was no saint, and for a Papuan, stie g Copyright by Hughes word I said to Bassett. “Break his most as readily as the elms. Ttie burr neck when lie comes in, or chuck him was unusually good looking. It was Massi«* & Co. ? oak, which grows with a widespread § in ttie a 11 ¡gab ns ; it's the best tiling also true that the warder's house was WNU Service bead and rugged branches, is the fin g $ you can do willi him.” within a stone’s throw of the place est for the yard and the pin oak for **!■► »»»»»^ > »»»»»!< "Well. now. tlie wife wouldn’t like where I had stumbled over Spicer. parkways. Red oaks do best in light, any rudeness.” answered Maidstone I didn’t know what to think. Mrs. dry soils. Oaks are not difficult to Maidstone came back at that moment, piaeidly. “ I suppose he's got a right transplant if one buys nursery grt wn THE STORY with a tray of glasses, interrupting— lo go in the house, or out of the trees of the small sizes and prunes I fancied, deliberately—the confer house, as he likes. ) ou go hack to them back severely at planting time. On a pleasure trip in eastern ence. Site offered us whisky; I took waters, Philip Amory, English your store. Phil Amory; you’d ought If this is neglected the oak Is quite two fingers of it; Spicer took some World war veteran, now a trader to be in bed. Good night.” likely to die even after it puts out on the island of Papua, New more soda water. It added to my dis I did not go to bed. 1 went back leaves. Guinea, plunges overboard to to Bassett’s. like of him. I have always held that save the life of a musical comedy 1—Telephoto picture of wreckage of big passenger plane which crashed at Oceanside. Calif., killing sixteen per Black walnuts are fine shade trees actress, known as "Gin-Sling.” “Bassett,” I said, bolting up the there's as likely as not to- be some thing wrong about either a teetotaller sons. 2—Frau Dorothea von Velsen of Germany, Mrs. Tsune Gauntlett of Japan, Miss Kathleen D. Courtney of and grow readily. They produce nuts Amory becomes interested in Pia staircase. “ That brute of a Spicer England and Mrne Marie Louise Pueeh of France, principal speakers at a public meeting held in Philadelphia whose merit is recognized by all good Laurier, member of a wealthy chap was underneath the house.” or a non-smoker; If not wrong, half- New South Wales family. He for the furtherment of international peace. 3—Henry Wharton Shoemaker, historian, appointed American minister cooks and their wood Is the most ex- “ You go to bed. Amory, and let baked. . . . Granted, that there are tells her of hi * know ledge of a jiensive of native woods. other people go,” he answered. “ You’re exceptions. Spicer I did not take to wonderful golc field on the is The gongko biiboa or maiden hair land, though ho does not disclose fanciful.” be an exception. rangement of global limitation by partments in behalf of the Wicker- tree, which has a leaf shaped Ike the name of the place. ‘‘Gin- “I saw him, I teli you,” wTas my I knew that Bassett, who was Sling-" tells hi n Pia is engaged which 10 per cent of tonnage may be sham commission’s bill for the that of the maiden hair fern >nd angry response. “Running away shrewd enough, thought I had been to Sir Richard Fanshaw. Amory, wrong in supposing Spicer to be lis NEWS REVIEW OF transferred from one category to an transfer of the prohibition bureau which grows in a perfect cone, is however, is confident that the among the mangoes. And Maidstone other on one year's notice. from the Treasury department to much used for parkway planting in girl is not indiiferent to him. His said he wasn’t there.” tening under the house. I knew, too, holiday ended, he arrives back Business sessions of the conference the Department of Justice. The wet eastern cities. Tt is especially im "Tackle him yourself tomorrow that he did not tell me—that a man at Daru. He neets an English who is overwrought, excited, and be began Thursday, but it was the opin members of the committee tried in mune from insects and disease at man, Spicer, there on develop CURRENT EVENTS morning.” counseled Bassett. “Aren’t ‘vain to lure Mr. Mellon into giving gins to fancy himself spied upon, may ion of Mr MacDonald that it would tacks. ment business for a syndicate of you going to let anyone on the island his personal opinion of prohibition and which Fansha v is head. Fan- be in rather a bad way. Perhaps it he two weeks before the delegates got shaw’s name recalls to Amory a go to sleep? Be off. Black Sheep, or to tlie point of putting ttieir sea the possibility of enforcing it. I'll arrest you.” was Mary Maidstone who gave the Naval Parley Starts With Opinions Vary Greatly long-forgot ten incident in which final stroke to my suspicions. strength estimates into terms and In the house of representatives the he witnessed the escape of Fan “ 1 can tel! you this,” was my part Good Chance for Success Concetning Mode! City shaw from a leper colony. He “Are you two done quarreling?” she figures. In formal meetings lie urged wets had another chance for sarcastic ing shot, "there’s no power in Papua them not to be too hasty in getting oratory when five bills to relieve over Inspired by talk about a "model” tells his frienc Bassett about it. will get me to Thursday island now.” asked gaily, as I put away the tray — Young Plan Signed. I had taken from her hands. "And down to statistics and categories and crowding of federal prisons were un city, the question arises. What it a Nevertheless, when morning came, model city? It cannot he answe-ed, if you are, can I ask you, Phil, wlmn By EDWARD W. PICKARD lists of tonnage, believing the problem der consideration. But they got no I began to think differently. for the reason that the answer de CHAPTER IV— Continued you’re going across again? I want v e r y t h in g except the physical should be attacked slowly and piece where and tlie bills were passed. I went to Maidstone’s as early as you to do me an errand.” atmosphere of London was auspi meal. The three hundred journalists Federal Judge J. W. Woodrough at pends on the cultura! viewpoint, with possible. Spicer was lounging on the E reference to the word “culture." in its "It’s not what you would call ma “ Across," meant Uie trip of 120 cious for the opening of the naval lim gathered in London from ail parts of Omaha declared unconstitutional that veranda, in Mrs. Maidstone’s special miles, from this near point of Papua, itation conference on Tuesday, and tlie world werv bitterly disappointed part of the prohibition act which per dictionary application to “ refinenient terial to the evidence," I answered cfarir, with a tin of Maidstones’ spe Bassett. “But yiu can take it so if to Australia. every one connected with the parley- »lien it was announced that the mits personal injunctions against of mind, morals or taste." cial cigarettes at his elbow. Maid you like.” “ It depends,” I answered her, “ on seemed optimistic concerning its re “plenary” sessions of the conference habitual violators of the law. To say that a city is great or opu stone's boy was busy fetching him would not be open to them for ttie lent or beautiful conveys a meaning "Very well. Do you know where her Mr. Spicer.” sults. King George, making his first matches, soda water, another cushion present. ’Their exclusion, however, did more or less satisfactory to every one. parents are?” “How, on me?” asked Spicer public appearance since he fell ill on ECRETARY OF COMMERCE LA- for his head, a magazine to read. not prevent their sending many col But a “ model” city in the sense here “Could find ’en, 1 suppose.” brusquely. Armistice day, 1928, started the pro S MON'T announced that, on the Mrs. Maidstone, in the background, “I heard,” I answered him evenly, ceedings with a warm but brief ad umns of speculation and gossip to hasis of statistics compiled by the new understood raises a conflict of opin “The only thing to do is to tell was flying about, busy and energetic “that you wanted a number of boys dress of welcome to tlie delegates their papers every day. It is good construction division of his depart ions. Your model city may, for in them. Mind, they may not believe as usual. Slim, blue-eyed, pretty in a recruited. I have a good cutter and gathered in the royal chamber of tlie reading but ttie wise reader accepts ment, it seemed certain there would stance, be either too puritanical for you. The story’s thin, and I daresay belated schoolgirl sort of fashion, this know the villages. I’d be glad to house of lords. He was followed by their statements with reservation. be in 1930 an expenditure of almost some tastes or too wicked for others. they know you ire gone on the girl middle-aged woman of the outback make you a price.” tlie heads of the five delegations, all seven billion dollars on construction One man’s meat is another ni in’s yourself.” was a constant wonder to me. She (“If he heard me,” my thought ran, of whom made appropriate speeches HEN on January 20 the dele and maintenance of public works and poison. My model city may not be “The mother does, and she’d poison had seen and done almost all that the your model city. me if she could,” was my reply “if he knows that I’m off as fast as I full of generalizations and hope. W gates of nineteen nations signed public utilities. This total, Mr. La- hardest cases in West Papua had New Orleans would not suit Boston "What if the marriage is coming off can go to put a spoke in Fanshaw’s Significant extracts from these five tiie revised and amplified Young plan mont said, does not include residences, seen and done—run risks, in earlier wheel, he’ll try and keep me here; addresses are: at Ttie Hague, tlie World war actually commercial and industrial structures as a model city. immediately?” days, that made one’s heart stand nothing simpler.”) Prime Minister MacDonald of Great came to an end. Twenty separate and other private operations which Washington, as a mode! city, inay “ It couldn't,” pointed out Bassett, still to think of; nursed many a man not please Wayback or Hickville. “ if he's going on this trip—hut if you But Spicer, it seemed, did not want Britain : “If we are not careful we agreements, fourteen annexes and fif last year totaled more than three bil through accident or fever; laid out shall be once more involved in fever The model city of a Washington, a have any uneasiness on that point, you me to stay. teen special clauses were signed and lion dollars. and dressed for burial some of them. ish competition such as heralded the Jefferson, or a Lincoln might be to can go to Thursday island and send a “There’s no hurry,” he said patron presented to Premier Jaspar of Bel Programs for betterments to plant She had taken in houseless strangers, outbreak of the war in 1914. . . gium, chairman of tlie second repara others Sodom or Gomorrah. wireless. izingly. “ Take your time. I shall and equipment, announced by public until the small profits of the store Tlie way of Great Britain is on the And so it goes. What we should do “ For all Austnlla to read!” stay here another three weeks,” (I tions conference, and he thereupon de utilities, railroads and telegraph com were eaten into almost beyond bear sea. Tlie stock of its people came is to make our city a better city, not a “Cross to Cape York and get the saw Mary Maidstone make a face of clared the conference adjourned. After panies represent expenditures of $3,- ing. She had lived hard, and known dismay, betiind his hack) “I’m waiting from tlie sea; its defense and its high ten years of discussions, quarrels, modei.—Washington Post. land line.” no luxury, for years; faced danger 250,000,000, divided as follows: Class for the ‘Papuan Chief to bring the roads have been the sea ; its flag is a military occupations and parleys, the “ I don’t mind.1’ said I thoughtfully, like a man, and done a woman’s A railroads. $1.050,00,000; electric, gas rest of the members of the expedi flag of the sea. Our navy nowhere is final act of liquidating the war had and street railway companies, $1,400,- Water Supply Important “ If 1 do. You sie—it may seem fool work. Withal, she was the merriest tion along. Of course I am leader, superfluity to us. It is us.’’ been performed. ish, but I can’t Help fearing she might thing in Western Papua, and, but for 000.000 : American Telephone and Tele Of the thousands of privately o»ued next to Sir Richard, and I have all Secretary of State Stimson of the Tlie Young plan as modified and ac be attracted to the country. She's a line or two, and a gray hair or two, graph company, $700,000; independent water supply companies, a few lun- tlie organizing in my hands. If you United States: “I fee! it is more im cepted requires Germany to pay about dead nuts on hearing about it.” you might have given her five-and- telephone and telegraph companies, dred have been brought together in want to run across, don't mind me. portant to emphasize the fact that we $9,282,000.000 from April of last, year "Don’t forget, Black Sheep,” said twenty years. short line railways and privately the last few years into holding com Thursday Island—-‘Thirsty Island’— do not look upon this effort toward through ]9GG. The system of annui owned waterworks, $100.000, panies which were able to give each Bassett (and I knew by the nickname, I jumped straight into the heart of every one knows it.” He laughed disarmament as final. Naval limita ties is little changed. The sanctions Complete returns from the gov individual unit up-to-date manage that he wanted 1:0 say much he would tilings, which habit is one of my most rudely, and looked at my emptied tion is a continuous process. We re clause that was added implies that certainly leave unsaid; much kind incurable faults. But what! life is ernors of 26 states indicate probable ment. Able engineering brains were glass. gard disarmament as a goal to be military occupation can ensue if The expenditures of $1,778.742,901 for pub introduced. Improvements and exten ness, much consideration for that short—I'd rather jump into now and Now, I am not a drinking man, if »reached by successive steps. Hague tribunal holds that Germany which could not be helped or con then a hidden swamp, than spend lic works and this combined with con sions were scientifically planned, and, I do once in a way shift a glass before We sincerely hope that increased feel has wilfully defaulted. The interna servative estimates based on partial in this way, the needs of the commu soled) “ Don’t forget that there’s such days painfully walking round dusty ing of security may enable still more tlie sun’s over tlie yard. I felt, once tional bank will be merely a clearing returns from the remaining 22 states nities were anticipated in advance, so a thing as a law of libel; if you make roads. . . . again, exceedingly inclined to pick a drastic reduction in the future.” house for the payments. mistakes, you may have to pay for “Do you mind telling me,” I said, aggregating $1,275,000,000, it was that tlie. growth of the communities quarrel with this Spicer; once again, Premier Tardieu of France ; “Our The first concrete result of the stated would give an indicated total them very dearly.” "what you were doing under the R. needs are determined, as Mr. Mac was, in many cases, furthered instead remembered that I could not afford to adoption of the Young plan will be of $3,053,742,900 for public construc of retarded by lack of water facilities “ I'll pay anything and everything,” M.'s house last night?” do so, if I wished to make sure of Donald has justly observed, by our tlie withdrawal of 20,000 troops of oc I said, rising. “I'll pay my life if l I expected a plain denial, more or geographical position, our histori<-al tion by the various states. When for industries, home developments, fire certain things. cupation left in tlie Rhineland. This federal construction is included, this have to. Thanks. I'll do as you sug less angry. But Spicer was too clever position, our economic, maritime, protection, sanitation, street cleaning, “Very well,” I said, watching his already is under way, for the French total for public construction, it is es gest. The sooner I can get to T. I.—” for that. colonial, political and defensive situa etc. The importance to the commu face. “I’ll start across today—anchor are moving out of the forts in the timated, will be increased to $3,325,- There I stopped, halting, in the mid “Oh, come now,” he answered, with tions. Taken altogether they define nities of a progressive water company at Cap, and get in early tomorrow. Rhine valley and the Germans are 000,000. can scarcely be overstated because an dle of my walk to the door. A sound a man-of-the-world air, and something Mrs. Maidstone, if you’ve any com what is called a nation." blowing up those fortifications in ac had checked me. Reijiro Wakatsuki of Japan ; “ It is adequate supply of pure water is the like a wink. “You can’t expect me to missions, I'll be delighted to attend cordance with the evacuation agree 'OURTEEN passengers and two “ What was tl at?” I said to the H. give an account of my wanderings the unanimous desire of the Japanese basis of a higher standard of li • ing, to them.” ment and tlie Versailles treaty. F pilots lost their lives in what was greater comfort, better fire protection M., in a low voice. I had thought 1 about this very fascinating island, “Right you are,” answered my people that peace should be lastingly heard a noise, just under my feet; a established. . . . i see no insuper called the worst tragedy in the his and industrial progress. after dark. No, Black Sheep, I can t hostess cheerfully, with something of tory of aviation, near Oceanside, sneeze—suppressed, yet audible—not able obstacles in our path.” ONGRESS has elevated the Amer let you baa-baa at me; leave that to her gay schoolgirl manner coming C ican legation in Boland to the Calif. A big tri-motored plane that coming from outside. Ditto Grandi of Italy: “The fascist Wooded Setting Effective the missionaries.” back. “Just a sec, and I’ll give you rank of an embassy, and President was bringing passengers back to Los government is desirous of securing Consider a wooded setting for your We stood, two figures turned to I could have knocked him off the my list.” She went off Into the store, Hoover has nominated Alexander P. Angeles from the race track at Agua stone, and listened. I don't know what veranda, with the utmost satisfaction; and Spicer, who had not altered by so real and tangible results in the fields brick house wherever it is possible. of disarmament and security. Moore of Pennsylvania to be am Caliente, Mexico, got out of control Bassett thought I had heard; maybe I am not sure that I shouldn’t have much as a line the expression of his Nothing is quite so effective in en The problem is one calling for cou bassador to Warsaw. Similar action, and as the pilots were attempting to the beginning of a revolt among ttie done it, in spite of Mrs. Maidstone's large, flat countenance, took the cig of course, was taken by the Polish make a landing on the beach the ma hancing the charm of a richly colored maneater and murderer prisoners, presence, if something had not told me rageous action. . . ." arette out of his mouth to remark— government, Tytus Filipowicz, the chine burst into flames and crashed. common brick wall as the constant lightly confined in a wooden jail some to move carefully, keep a look-out for “ Good trip to you.’’ It was a dis Polish minister in Washington, being Every one on board perished, their change in the play of sunshine and red herrings trailed across the track. C'ROM their public expressions and few score yards away; maybe the missal. somewhat in the royal man named ambassador. bodies being burned beyond recogni shadows.,/’ This is especially appealing movements of s< me half-crazed native, “My name is Amory,” I said. *■ the information that came from ner. I held myself in from answering The nomination of Edward E. Brodie tion. Eight women were among the where the color tones are varied and oppressed with the strange Vailala “ What were you doing?” their private conversations with one him as I wished, and followed Mary of Oregon to be minister to Finland victims. sharply defined. madness that hi.s filled a few hurried another, it appeared the representa He made as if to dig me in the Maidstone. was also sent to tlie senate by the A ray of sunshine focusing suddenly graves, in Papt a s West. ribs with a white, splayed forefinger; tives of tlie five naval powers had at President. The senate confirmed the ,WO Latin American quarrels upon a single brick of un ’stiaily vivid “There’s nob< dy,” said Bassett. I think the look in my eyes made him least reached a unity of opinion on Hotels in Thursday Island—of which nominations of four ministers. They T reached a somewhat dangerous coloring, searching ¡t out as a branch I did not answer him. I made a draw it back, for never, without five broad principles. They were is swayed in tire breeze, endows it in a there are a surprising number—are agreed upon the necessity for a naval were Gilbert Baker Stockton of Flor stage last week. While negotiations sudden dart foi the steps, down the actually doing it, was I nearer to never the same, twice visited. Pro ida, to Austria; John Motley More- were under way for peaceful settle twinkling with a finch of new and steps, under the house, where eight smashing in any man's face, in my holiday in the sense that competitive startling beauty akin to the glow of a prietors, managers and manageresses, building of war fleets should cease. head of New York, to Sweden; Ralph ment of the border dispute between foot high piles nade a little forest of life. vary almost as the seasons go. The H. Booth of Michigan, to Denmark, Bolivia and Paraguay, there was a firefly in the dusk. “ Naughty, naughty,” was what he They admitted that the public opinion darkness and secrecy, beneath the Grand Cosmopolis, where I put up, and Henry Wharton Shoemaker of clash between troops on the frontier said. “Ladies present.” of the world demanded economy in Residency floors. There was nobody looked much as usual, there was a Pennsylvania, to Bulgaria. with some casualties. Bolivia said the Unpa:nted Building Decay» there. But in t le garden, the peering Mrs. Maidstone—I don't know how naval expenditures and relief for the desolate big dining room, with a pilot peoples from financial burdens. They Paraguayans were the aggressors and Tiie recent authoritative estimate water-logged mron showed me a spray —managed to melt away. eating his lunch, slowly and contented believed it advisable that any agree T F ANY citizens still thought the were defeated. Paraguay blamed the that the weathering of unpamted or two of the i ibuscus hedge in sud “ Really.” I said. “ I have my rea ly, as pilots do, alone. ments arrived at by tlie conference Bolivians and both complained to the buildings and implements costs Amer den, agitated motion. sons, which I dare say—” (for I was (TO BE CONTINUED) * W’ickersham crime commission in should be for a comparatively short League of Nations. ican farmers $800,000,0u0 a year ends I Jumped the hedge, and came down tended to take up the question of tlie period so they might be revised and The government of Honduras or the Farm Journal to point out what is unexpectedly oi something large and ♦•F4-*-;***-î,****,$,*******4">*****<$-**********F**********<$-**4«l desirability of prohibition, they were improved in later years. As to the dered a mobilization of troops to dis really happening to a building while dusky, that heaved beneath my feet, undeceived last week by Mr. Wicker- last point, it was said tlie British and lodge Guatemalan forces that were the owner thinks he is saving money and threw me off. as a bucking outlaw sham himself. In a radio address that Great Writers Worked Under Odd Conditions probably the Americans favored re alleged to have occupied Honduras by delaying the needed coat of paint. throws its rider; I fell, recovered my was broadcast to the nation the chair vision of agreements in 1930 and the territory. The foreign minister at It is decay, but the actual wearing self, and saw, down the croton ave man of the commission made it quite A new game for the students of the eat with a gargantuan appetite when French wished the term to be about plain that that body was concerned Tegucigalpa in a statement disclosed away of the exposed surface that nue, a man ru tiling away. He was history of literature, writes the Pari« he had finished working, needed the twice as long. that military movements on the makes a ruin of tlie neglected build tall and thin, and he ran in a flat- only with tlie enforcement of tlie dry correspondent of the London Observ help neither of wine nor tobacco, Tlie three highest hurdles the con Guatemalan border had threatened the ing long before its time. footed. heavy, plunking manner that laws, and he appealed to congress and er, is io examine tlie physical condt which he detested, although Lamar ferees will have to surmount probably tlie people to aid tlie authorities in life of ttie joint boundary dispute I Instantly suggested to me two large, tine falsely accused him of showing tions under which famous writers dlo are tlie British determination to bring making ttie, country arid. conference which is now seeking a ; Brick Veneering Pays flat feet I hue seen earlier in the teeth blackened by the nicotine of their work. For some, tobacco was in about a sharp reduction in battleships “The Eighteenth amendment is solution of tlie problem. The status evening. a Many old houses have sturdy dispensable. Verlaine used to smoke cigars. Chateaubriand, when he dic with their possible elimination in the part of tlie Constitution and it is the quo ante was restored, however, and “ Spicer!” I said to myself, and gave almost incessantly. So did Francois tated to his secretary, used to walk frames despite ttie shabby and ol i ap future; the contest between France duty of congress to enact adequate the conference resumed its work. pearance of tiie exterior. Given a chase. Coppee. and Huysmans was a great barefoot up and down the cold stone and Italy for control of the Mediter- laws for the enforcement of its pro veneer of face brick, these houses will It had begun to rain again, the cigarette smoker. Both of these men Door of his room. | raneun and tlie Italian demand for visions," said Mr. Wickersham. “ The V/TRS. WILLIAM JENNINGS DRY- I put on an appearance of new ant will paths were slip >ery, and the crush of also found the society of cats a stimu I parity with France on that sea; and detection and prosecuting agencies of AN, widow of the “Commoner,” falling water mi drenehed and down- lant to their inspiration, as did Théo give service that compares well with Religion» in South America ! the desire of tlie French that any tlie government should be properly died of arthritis in Los Angeles at the an entirely neiy home, for tlie brick beaten leaves, nade noise enough to phile Gautier and Baudelaire. The age of sixty-eight years. i The bulk of the population of South agreement reached shall be advisory organized and there should be tri exterior provides protection against cover any retreit. Using my torch, I stury and vigorous Jean Uichepin. who to the League of Nations’ disarmament Other deaths of the week Included America is Roman Catholic. There are bunals properly constituted to deal the elements and takes on added aeau- caught a glimpse of the fugitive, lost reproached Paul Bourget for drinking commission. those of Stephen T. Mather, former about 61,000,000 Roman Catholics in promptly and efficiently with viola ty with the years. him, thought I saw him again, and nothing but water, used to do twenty When the question of the method of tions of the law. These would seem director of the national parks sys minutes of gymnastic exercise before South America and only about 900,000 finally pulled up on the beach road, Protestants. , limitation comes up, the Americans to be elementary principles not re tem ; James Dahlman, mayor of near the trader Maidstone's, alone. sitting down to work, and Mistral and British, who prefer restriction by quiring argument.” Omaha ; George Le Maire, well known Two Billion Remodeling could only write poetry after a sharp The home modernizing bureau of We aren’t formal, in Western categories, will probably make con Secretary of the Treasury Mellon comedian; D. A. Boody, one of the Paupua. I went at once and knocked walk. Ernest Renan used to stare into Fine Gold cessions to the French and Italians, veteran brokers of Wall Street, and the National Building Industries ex the palm of his band as if bis ideas White gold can be made as fine as and Prohibition Commissioner Doran pects that during the next 12 months at Maidstone's door. “ Who’s sick?” who advocate the theory of global re- appeared before the house committee Viscount Esher, one of the most In ■was his first query. "Who it is?” came from there. Balzac, who could 90 per cent gold or about 22 karat. ; •trictions, and offer to accept an ar fluential of British peers. $2,000,000,000 will be spent for re o d expenditures in the executive de (©. 1930, Western Newspaper Union.) j modeling. B y G R A N T ¡ WHY WE BEHAVE 4* The Twentieth I HOW TO UVE 4* LIGHTS D IX O N ( Cities on the Rhine * * < Analyzing LIKE HUMAN BEINGS & 4* Cat * LONGER 4* of NEW YORK 4> 4* kmut M By GEORGE DORSEY, Ph. D_ LL_ D. 4* ...YOU... 1 4- By LEETE STONE # By JOHN CLARENCE FUNK 4* Nothing Fancy With the New Science of Syllables a . * A. M., Sc. D. ! * P. G. Wodehouse exploded the the Do You Smile When Tickled ory that a theatrical photograhper’f By c. j Tc o f f m a n (Copyright.) T SMILE when you lickle me; I ean- Director of Public Health Education, life must be a happy one, filled, as it Dean of All tbe Enumerator» OR a stranger some places are i *1 not neiphelp it Itit is att reflex. If yon State of Pennsylvania. is, with beauty. Wodehouse ended Fmore lonesome than others; more smile back, I will learn to smile when *’« **« *** ►** *j» »2* «j» »j* «j* *2**5* **♦ «5» *{• «£•«$*«{» this Idea, as far as I am concerned, lengthily removed from tiie snugness you smile. Tiie drive in life is hun by writing a short story about a pho Catherine of home. Barbara Joyce thought ger. The action in life is to secure Aye! Aye! tographer who got so sick of beau “Beset aroun-l, and harassed, Greenwich Village the loneliest place WO thousand school children were tiful women that tie married tiie home- With doubts and fears of yore. in tiie world. Cloistered, as she was, food and mates to satisfy hunger. T By present ties embarrassed I Play is preliminary action—trying some time ago subjected to an Rest one he could find—and was hap You are what'e gone before.” in a cheap little room over an Italian out, testing the capacity of range of eye examination. It was not a selected py with her. oasis of gayety, she wondered between believe in reincarnation, action. It differs from the reactions group. Yet 45 per cent of them re Well, if photographers become cal If you times of getting home from work and you can explain to your of adult life in that it lacks the con quired glasses for their school work. loused to beauty, so do their em Catherine, going to bed, how one could be within self much better summation response or adjustment. Moreover, 32 per cent of the 55 per ployees. I was in one high-priced sound of so many merrymakers and the aspirations and The action has no ulterior motive. cent who made a normal reading of studio the other day, gazing at some still be left in such utter solitude. tiie examination chart were discovered of the 185 poses for which a certain desires that surge Barbara Joyce was a small town Play is not an instinct; nor is It up within you. unique in human beings or identical to he far-sighted when controlled by actor and actress married had made girl. She had hopefully sought inde "drops.” in one colossally vain sitting. In Before you In pendence and a rainbow future-in the in the human race. It is a form of this world of ours, acquired behavior. Which seems to bear out tiie state walked the photographer's office boy, gilt-edged city where millions are ever ment made by authorities that 50 per returning from lum-h. there have been seeking the same combination. Tiie stimulus back of play— five English whether of puppies, children, or cent of impaired eyesight can be pre “Look what I had made,” said he to One eventful night, with all tbe vented. It appears that some one is me. And he showed me a strip of queens. two adults—is a motor mechanism which Proud Catherine. French queens and myraid village eowpaths to choose was built for action, glows with ac to blame. eight rogue’s gallery pictures lie had from, she selected a new trail to her Children do not like to wear glasses. made of himself for twenty-five cents two Russian em tion, and in childhood grows best hv presses who bore the name of Cather friendless room from tiie Bleeker action. No one does. But it is tiie duty of in a photomaton machine. street “ L” station. She threaded a those responsible for ttie young peo * * * ine. Doesn’t that tntrique you a lit Weeding tiie garden or picking po tle? wary way through the mass of flot ples' future to have their eyes exam A New Occupation sam and jetsam that flock from the tato bugs is action. But there are ined by a reputable specialist and And then, too, Henry VIII, during drawbacks. Repetition—same stim This writer bought a new pair of four corners of the world—that Mecca Köln Seen From the Air. abide by his advice, if any attention his' lifetime, married three separate ulus, same response; and no end in shoes recently, and he has, I suppose, Catherines, one of whom he behead of all nations, where it does not seem (Prepared by the National Geographic Itself in tortuous, narrow, cobbled sight—there seem to be so many Is required. the same dread that most wearers of possible that *o many grimy, pathetic Society. Washington. D. C.) When it becomes necessary for a ed. But that's not nice for tliis story shoes, especially men, feel towards children could exist; so many raucous HE varied group of town: and streets, walled by ancient gabled bouse weeds, so many bugs; If they are to child to wear glasses it certainly is and we hope that you were not any breaking in brand new ones. Witli ly conflicting noises be heard ; so many cities linked together by the fronts and dimly lighted by antiquated be cleared out, tiie pace must be better for him to do so during a few of these, in former incarnations. gas posts. this in mind, he remarked to the clerk : noisome smells be smelled, and so Rhine form a New England of kept up. That means that tiie im years of school life than to have per Of the twelve Catherines mentioned Tiie Roman wall that once surround “Y'ou ought to hire a man with tough many weirdly flaring gutter fires be T Germany, of prime impoitanee pulse to respond to other stimuli that manently defective vision later on in prominently in history, I am sure that ed old Koln has long since been de may rise and do keep rising up to feet who would break in new shoes lit from barrel hoops ami dirty stave*. in the republic’s drive for internation life. none of them bore themselves more stroyed and its foundation now forms beckon tiie child aside must be re for your customers.” proudly, or could carry themselves Near tiie end of a narrow street al trade. Barely 50 miles inside the Even though the specialist may find To which the clerk replied: German border lies Duisburg, ga eway one of the city's most beautiful boule pressed. more finely, than you. that led into her own stie approached nothing wrong at the time, such sub “We often do that In this store. A to the busy Ruhr, premier mining and vards and parkways—the Ring. Only Play is generally actions of several sequent conditions as frowning, wa Now you can use, or misuse, this a neatly caparisoned gasoline station. the gate towers of the walls remain, lot of customers leave their shoes here manufacturing district of Germany kinds at the same time. Even in a tery eyes, blurred vision, eye ache, or faculty of pride, [tightly used it be There 'was a cleanly swept cement marking the limits of the old city. and have us wear them around for a platform near the door to the office. and one of the chief industrial regions game of marbles a Imlf-dozen differ persistent headache are, singly or in comes self-respect, force of character. Beyond them Koln has spread out, ab ent activities may function together. few days so that they will feel easier Reposing on this platform, ail in a of Europe. Duisburg has a population combination, indicative that trouble Wrongly used it becomes egotism, sorbing numerous suburbs until its The difference between marbles and when they put them on.” seemly row, paws and tails correctly only a little below a quarter million. has developed. Don't delay having It conceit and arrogance. population now is nearly 700.000. If there is going to be a lot of nn- i placed and neatly curled, were nine professional baseball is chiefly years: remedied, The reason I am analyzing you in Ruhort, the part of Duisburt situ As Germany's great river port and tiie men have their game better or employment, breaking in new shoes particular, Catherine, is so that I can teen cats, all in one perfect attitude ated where the Ruhr river meets the And while on tliis eye subject, don’t might he an occupation for the birds one of its major railroad centers, Koln ganized; are better players because neglect your own. Seriously Impaired help you to get the best out of life for of resigned and wistful waiting. Rhine, far from being an unimp artant is the St. Louis of the republic. Un more habituated to it; and stick whose feet are not tender. yourself. There Is one little art in Anything in the world may be seen town, tr.kes at least one world aonor. sight Is too big a penalty tv pay for der the graceful arched bridge that closer to their game. But sometimes such carelessness. When it comes to * * * this that may be very helpful, and in Greenwich Village; that is unde It is the most extensive river port In connects tiie city with the east bank their game becomes lost in a fight A Simple Filing Method here is your formula: sirable; but tiere was a sight quainter ttie wcrld. When the quays of the this advice for your children and your of the Rhine, pass long strings of with words, catcalls, and pop bottles. self step up and sincerely exclaim, One very successful newspaper pub- j Be very humble within, when in the than quaint even for America's ren older part of Duisburg and tli >se of barges, lumber rafts, barge steamers Impulse to action; gratification of “ Ayel Aye!” and mean It. lisher and a friend of this writer’s, presence of anybody who can teach dezvous of arts. Barbara chose a the little town of Homberg across the and palatial passenger boats. I that impulse; hang tiie consequences: has the most peculiar system of filing you some one thing. (ANY’body can shadowed spot near an iron railing— Rhine are added, the wharfage facili Koln has a large trade in grain, of such is the play of children, tiie of any man I have ever seen. It is teach you SOME thing.) and w'atehed. Almost at once she no ties oi the Duisburg district are fairly wine, mineral ores, coal, leather, tim daydreams and castles-in-Spain of simplicity in itself. He answers a iet- I The other part of the formula Is to ticed two taxis swerve slowly to the staggering in extent. They stretch ber and porcelain. Some of the prod adults. Act Your Age ter and files it in the wastebasket. He be very strong and vigorous in your curb opposite the waiting cats. Two ■for more than five miles along the ucts of the city's industries are known What man tied to his job all day HE other day a man only fifty^slx never keeps any files and depends en nature when you are teaching anyone taxi drivers, husky, hard-boiled eggs Rhine; and many branched basins by their names such as Cologne brown, does not yearn now and then to be a T years old stepped up to his golf tirely on his memory for facts. If any else, because the more you appear to with unflinching eyes, got out, each have been constructed ieading from a brown coal, or ¡Ignite, used as a pig Dick Deadeye, a Jesse James, or a ball, knocked It 2IK) yards and dropped question comes up, he asks the other know what you are talking about, the with a newspaper under his arm. that river and the Ruhr as hough ment in paints; Cologne ware, a plain Captain Kidd! Boys can be. They dead. Tliis unfortunate gentleman had rnan to send him a copy of the letter. better the other person can learn it. They waved tiieir newspapers gent giant hands had been pressed into tiie hard stoneware, mottled gray and rot), they hold up trains, they cap been silling In his office all winter and # • * According to the ancients there are ly as they stepped over to the plat earth again and again, leaving f. chan brown, which is made into ornamental ture ships, they bury and dig up when tiie first balmy day came aiong An Undignified Calling syllables in your name which indicate form. From the cats came a faint nel for each finger. jugs; Cologne spirits, a rectified liquid chests of gold. We come from a long he sought the golf course. According One of the so-called professional the ability to pray effectively. Other tremor of recognition, as the newspa A constant stream of tugs, barges containing 06 per cent alcohol; Co line of freebooters. Tiiere is nothing to his own statement he was “ making strong men. who rehearses every day syllables indicate the increase of that pers were spread out with a deal of and larger vessels moves in and out logne thread and Cologne blades. in our inheritance which savors of up for lost time” by playing 36 holes In the gymnasium was exhibiting his prayer. Catherine, you can have any care and a faint rustling in front of of the channels under normal condi The French could honestly claim factory, treadmill, or office stool. We on the first day. He died on the thir muscles to Bud Fisher, the cartoonist, thing yon want, if you will study how the entire nineteen. tions. and the craft of Ruhort are to that at least a portion of Koln's fame must acquire these priceless habits, teenth tee—with time lost for him for recently. to bring yourself into conscious reali The two, newspapers spread, passed be found in all parts of the Rhine. is due to good French advertising. and often at tiie toss of our entire ever ' “Just feel those muscles,” he said, zation of the contact of your soul right by her without a glance, and Down the Ruhr valley come ct al and The sweet-scented liquid known as original inheritance, which included And this leads to a discussion ot as he flexed his biceps. “ What do you with the higher sources. disappeared into a dark doorway. some iron, though the larger tart of cologne is said to have been first man freedom to fight or run, and ever recreation for tiie middle-aged or old think of those?” • • • They emerged almost at once, one the iron needed in this great Industrial ufactured in Koln in 1709 by an Ital lastingly to fool around. er. Gradually men of more than forty- “ I don’t want to feel your muscles,” Anne carrying a ten-quart pail. Starting at region is shipped in from Germ in Lor ian. Cologne Is the French transla The sheer joy of being alive, the five have come to realize that violent replied Bud. “Let me feel your head. “Who is It that intrigues the effort of one end of the anxious, waiting row raine Luxemburg, Sweden and Spain. tion of “Colonia.” (meaning colony) supreme joy of action in the child! exercise such as hall playing, tennis It’s what you have above the neck that m an of cats of all colors, the two taxi A considerable part of this is brought which was formerly the Roman name Watch a four-year-old work off his and distance swimming is oetter for counts. If your muscles are that good And makes him more noble as fast as drivers dished out of the pail in them to watch than to play. On the he c a n ? in on the Rhine. Other raw materials of the German city. The English surplus steam. Not only is every why don’t you go out and get $300.000 Who is It that gave him success as he double handfuls, by the jowls of each and food products are imported, ad adopted the French translation, but muscle of his body in action, hut his other hand, there has been a tremen for fighting one of those bums around ra n . expectant feline, nineteen luscious ding to ttie commerce, and coal and tiie Germans call their city Koln. face and his speech hox are at work. dous gain in the popularity of golf. To fulfill his life-work, the answer is little piles of chicken and chop bones here?” A n n e .” mam faetured products are shipped While Cologne perfumes have been It is as though his entire being were Tliis royal sport is even styled by those Much crestfallen the owner of the topped with a generous sprinkling of deriding It as an "old man's game.-’ out in great quantities. called “ Kölnisches Wasser," In Ger so sensitive to excitation that the mnscles answered dejectedly: Y’ou are the answer to tiie young spaghetti. What a purring and chew But be assured it Is anything else Near the water front in the Duis many, the Germans, too, have general slightest wind that blows excites him "It wouldn’t be dignified.” man's prayer in more ways than one, ing and skillful use of delicate, soft- burg district are situated innumerable ly adopted the French “ eau de co to new effort. than that. * * • Anne. Your name ciad paws ensued. factories and industrial establishments logne.” Why not? He has only just dis True, if it were a question of stroll Nothing Could Be Less So, He Meant comes very natu A miracle, indeed, to Barbara watch —collieries, steel and iron plants, roil Fifty-seven miles further np the covered the most wonderful, the most ing ulong a hat field and occasionally He was a writer, and he lived in rally from an an- ing in tiie shadow. Here was the city smacking a gutta-percha hall with n ing mills, blast furnaces, foundries, Rhine is Koblenz, where American excitable, tiie most insatiable mech New York city, and he needed quiet cient word mean- where nobody cared, .»s she revelled club, there might he some sense In machine shops, chemical works, saw troops of occupation were stationed. anism in the world: a growing human for his work. ft— ^ ing to answer or in tiie warm sensation around her designating it an extremely moderate mills, shipyards, and various other In prewar and war days it was a typ being, himself! That mechanism dis- That apartment hunting was a prob ~ bear WitIleSS- heart, and started for the hare little enterprises. ical German military city. covered, the boy or girl now sets out pastime. But there are few goli lem of manifold difficulties in those /// '¡i/ By shortening this room for tiie usual chop and small When Augustus Caesar sent Drusus to discover the world, and does courses In tiie country that are not circumstances goes without saying. The Firm Mouth ancient syllable to can of peas, there took place the tail Oil Duisburg dates from the dim whether by nature or design. past being first mentioned in 410 A. D. to conquer the people of the Rhine re easier than later in life. Life’s in- i “sporty He couldn’t be near tiie “L” ; he of Anne. your two first let end of the miracle. Barbara was at gion, that brilliant general built half nate curiosity has not yet been That means there are hills to climb, at couldn't be on a street where there ters, AN, we have once less lonely. By tie Eleventh and Twelfth centuries least when one fails to hit the ball In it w is a thriving river port. a hundred forts along the river, and crushed; nor has imagination, the; was heavy trucking: new building go a meaning similar to wherever, or A lean, long-nosed black kitten around some of these sprang up cities. capacity to make believe, yet been the direction it is supposed to go. This, ing on in the same block with any anywhere. This may imply that any skirted the curb with waif-born vig "Village on the Dussel" Thus Koblenz originated. killed by tiie “realities” that grown- I as all golfers know. Is often. apartment ruled that apartment out; where you go, you are the answer, as ilance and came to hesitant stance Cities are strewn thickly in heavily Koblenz Full of History. ups cling to like shipwrecked mariners | A real and frequently a strenuous and the necessity for paying only a Inferred in the verse above. before the dinner table of nineteen. popi, luted Germany. Düsseldorf is Frankish kings lived at Koblenz. In to a rotting spar In midocean. j amount of energy is required to play moderate price added to tiie trouble. Y’our strong, kindly mouth indicates At oneo from the favored assemblage tiie ancient and honorable game. And only 20 miles up the Rhine from Duis the Eleventh century the city obtained Play is ttie beginning of knowledge. The writer, beaming with satisfac this, and shows you ahle to go tli rough rose curved backs, soft menacing the sooner men whose hearts have ai burg, and 24 miles down strei m from Banging ttie rattle on ttie crib or get tion, was just about to sign a lease. complicated tangles of surmises, to minor growls and tails gently agitant a charter, and for 800 years it was ready given them warning recognize Köln, whore the British main ained a ruled by archbishop electors. It flour ting a toe in o.ie’s mouth is an early “And you know, mister,” said the find the real answer. from ttie nineteen satisfied diners. that fact, the longer they are going ro bridge-head after the signing of the ished os one of the Rhenish league of lesson in wisdom. superintendent, no less pleased, “we Among tiie most notable of those The little black stranger faltered, live. treaty of Versailles. cities, hut after the Thirty Years’ war Which means that there is no furnish a radio free with every single who have found the right answer to | gave way, and started a regretful re Düsseldorf means “the village on Moreover, it is only a matter ot com apartment. And when they ail get life, might be mentioned Anne Mor treat in the direction of Barbara's It became less prosperous. French, sharp line between playing Jesse mon sense for the man past forty-five the Dussel.” and when first heard of going around here nothing could be row Lindbergh. A more beautiful or shadowy railing. Swift inspiration Swedes, Russians and Germans occu James and being Jesse James. But to have himself examined once every in 1159 tliis name fitted it. bow it is cheerful ler.” romantic setting could scarcely be moved the lonely girl. Stooping im pied ttie town at various times until the child who stops with a stick for year by a competent piiysician. It Is a “ village" of more than 3GO.OOO popu ((© by the Bell Syndicate. Inc.) imagined. petuously, she swept the black blotch the congress of Vienna awarded it to a gun will bring down no bigger game quite likely that many a fellow is to lation—a city with more Ini abitants Prussia. In 1822 it became the seat in later years than he can kill with a Or, we might mention Anne Nichols, of fur into tier arms, and Darted with day climbing hills and ravines after who wrote the successful play, "Abie’s a tiny warm companion for what for than Seattle and not many thousands of government of the Prussian Rhine daydream. Those ot us who live “ sliced” and “hooked” balls who would “Charm School” Teaches less than Minneapolis. It is one of province. An historic old house in only in hopes build only castles in Irish Rose.” which ran for seven the first time seemed like home. be far better off taking a quiet stroll What Spoon to Use years on Broadway. Through this the handsomest cities in western Ger Koblenz is the birthplace of Metter our own air. Walking, she bore with her an im on the level. Knoxville, Tenth—A "charm school” play. Anne “ rose” from obscurity and pression of a figure of a young man many with commodious parks and nich, that Austrian Machlavelli, who Tiie practical application is tliis: It is also true that many ot ttie old some fine old buildings. Th t streets helped organize, and presided over the two boys will pick more than twice has been made a unit of Boyd Junior comparative poverty to real wealth who had likewise watched the eat er people can with entire safety play high school here. Students are taught and attainment. of the oid nucleus of the city are nar congress of Vienna. ns many potato bugs as one and pick banquet from t He edge of the curb golf provided they act their age. But how to behave on street cars, decipher What is possible to Anne, is possi across the street. She felt that he row and crooked, hut the newer sec Koblenz derived its name from its them faster if a definite goal is set— the just-as-young-as-I-used-to-be won’t tions have been laid out with wide location, on the triangle formed by the a quart, or a quarter. Still better re railroad time tables, use the telephone ble to Anne, even if your other name moved when she stooped to salvage go with golf or any other sport. Don't and numerous other “every day” tasks. is not Nichols or Morrow. the black kitten, and as she hurried avenues. confluence of the Rhine and the Mo- suits can be had by setting a phono let an Injudicious enthusiasm for a Ten years before the World war rail selle. a location similar to that of graph near by with a good rhythmic “Table manners, simple rules of cour So plunge ahead, and do not use the down her particular alley there re game of anything kill you. Life is o tesy, answering formal dinner invita- wrong part of your name, the NAH, road tracks which were along the bank Pittsburgh, Pa., on the Ohio and the swing to it—say. tiie “ Sambre et mained the impression that this man’s short journey at its longest 1 tions,” are among subjects listed to be which meant to humble yourself. footsteps kept pace with her own. of the Rhine were moved and the Allegheny. The Romans called It Meuse” or the “ Washington Post ® . 1929. Western Newspaper Union.) 1 studied. Anne is the best version of your “Oh, I say,” frank, friendly tones space so obtained was made* into an “ Coniluentes.” March.” Life hates monotony, but name, and the strongest one, so keep in which nothing evil lurked, “stop a Imposing thoroughfare overlooking the Frowning from a steep precipice of loves rhythm; in heartbeat, in In testinal contraction, in canoeing, in Credit Mother Nature One Way Out It in just that spelling. second, won’t you—an’ tell me why river, the Rhine promenade. There, rock, nearly 400 feet above the Rhine, ((c). 1930, Western Newspaper Union.) British Tommies, French P< Hus, and across the Moselle from Koblenz, Is poetry, in music. With Expert Tanning Dundee. Scotland.—While the bridal you took that cat?” The girl turned their Belgian comrades took the air. one of ttie most famous of German But do not expect the child to be Tanners’ chemists may well stand in party waited at tiie church, a search rightabout and directly faced the dark ing party found the body of the groom figure and light voice— I.ike Duisburg, Düsseldorf Is an im fovts tiie Ehrenbreitstein, over which like you through mere imitation. Tiie wonderment before a portion of hide, Christening Customs on a railway track between Meigle Etiquette says that in other days ‘Excuse me, please! I was tipped portant industrial center an 1 has ca for several years the Stars and Stripes chihl will smile when smiled at, laugh with the hair still in place, displayed and Alyth, Perthshire. of stricter observances a baby was off to ttiat bunch of cats by a friend pacious port facilities. But its indus flew. It formed the principal feature when others laugh, veil when others in Peabody museum, Yale university, of the extensive defenses about Ko yell, look at what others are looking ¡s fuuy tiaif a million years old, baptized in the Catholic and High last night. I’m a new Express re trial life is not so markedly dominated porter, just in from Indiana an’ tryin’ blenz. That city was considered of at, listen when others listen, run with periiapg one million years old. ************************* Episcopal church on the first or at by coal and iron, and it is more than least second Sunday after its birth. to please. They eat up human stuff, a city of factories and shipping. It nrlme military importance because of or after or from others, and duck | Mother Nature has done a bit ot Bui today the christening is usually you know. Knew you liked cats tbe takes additional toll from tli a thriving i t s navigation outlets on both rivers when ■ others — - duck.- - —Dne sheep over tunning on her own account, and lias | Army’s “Weightiest” $ and its numerous railway lines. tiie fence, all over. Not a sound at produced a piece of leather which delayed at least until the young moth way you gathered in that one. I do, Ruhr region by serving as its prin * Report Exceeds 5 Lbs. * too. Maybe you'd help me dress up Louis the Pious—not so pious, night; one dog barks; in five min ranks with the ages. Fortunately for er 's up and about again. Often it is cipal banking channel. Its extile In * Washington.—Maj. Gen. Lytle * put off for months, and in some de my yarn. dustries are of great imporranee. though, that he remained a monk when utes fifty dogs are yelping. We also shoe manufacturers the secret is not J Brown, chief of the army corps ^ applaud, hiss, whistle, yawn, light up. nominations children need not be Barbara, also from Indiana, pos his sons coaxed him to a monastery in known to Prof. George D. MacLaugh- * of engineers, probably is the an- 4: Köln (Cologne) is one of the most with the crowd. Stimulus and re- christened until they are several years sessed the well-known feminine In tiie hope of getting his kingdom lin and his contemporary tanners’ ^ thor of last year’s weightiest J popular stopping places along the Your lighting up is stimulus old. The usual age is from two to tuition. founded the church of St. Castor in sponse. chemists. * book. It is the official report of * Rhine. Its city officials are accus for the same reaction on my part. six months. “I’ll do more than that, Indiana tomed to welcoming an annual deluge Koblenz in S36. But the present build- * The time is not yet ttiat a pair of J the corps of engineers, dealing There Is also a more direct condi slioes is to descend from fattier to son man—I’ll Invite you in and cook a of travelers. in" with its four towers dates back * with all of the river and harbor * chop for you if you'll promise to only to the Thirteenth century. tioned stimulus. I cur my finger: it through lines of generations yet to * projects of the federal govern- * Outdoor Noah’» Ark Köln Is Prosperous and Handsome. bleeds, It hurts; I wince. You cut leave enough on the bone for the In front of the church is a monu come. A few months ago Ewir.g Wa 4= ment, and weighs five pounds * The island of Marajo, at the 200- your finger; I see blood. I wince. twentieth cat.” Although Köln is two thousand ment which attests the easy-going Rus terhouse entered a cave near his home' * four and a half ounces. The.re- * mile-wide mouth of the Amazon river, years old. it reflects its prosperity and Watch the crowd al a prize fight. in New Mexico. There he found what * [iort is more than nine inches * is as targe as the kingdom of Den sian sense of humor. The monument, Mixeck modern development in wide tree-lined They duck, they dodge, they “Ouch!” j ¡s f]ec]ared to be the most remark long, better than five inches * mark. An area of dense jungles, great boulevards, broken here and there by ^ ‘tribute f o ^ a p X i n ’sTucce^seiTn They are only less affected by the able fossil that ever came to light. wide and is nearly four inches prairies, rivers and a long shore line An enthusiastic Sunday school goer in flowering gardens and parkways orna When the Russians occupied blows than the receivers, or only less The animal, according to Professor thick, printed on unusually thin * on the Atlantic, It is a haven for a is also a pupil in the grade schools. mented with monuments, i nd eques Russia. . . . . jubilant than the man who deliv Lull, is a ground sloih of the i’leis * vast congregation of wild life. Ani She was called on recently to give the Koblenz their commander inscribed paper. It contains 2,198 pages, * trian statues of celebrate 1 German few lines which, translated, mean, ered them. There Is much human focene age and is a member of a considerably more than a mil- * mals, birds, fish and gorgeous insects Gettysburg address, and this was her countrymen. Fine shops an 1 imposing nature on exhibition at the prize ring tribe of enormous prehistoric sloths. * abound in great numbers, Including ending: “That the government of tiie “ Seen and approved by me, command ^ lion words. f mansions border these thoroughfares, ant of tiie city of Koblenz, January and swimming hole. The fossil is in a remarkable state of * the jacaré, or Brazilian crocodile. people, for the people and by the peo but now and then one wanders Into a ((c) by Georse A. Dorsey.) preservation.—Hide and Leather. ****4t*-H-***4He******-X-* if -f ple shall have everlasting life.” 1, 1S14.” »action where medieval Kiln reveals ______...... „B-Bffg W a g e f o u k i.INDEN OBSERVER, TUESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1930
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HE cheapest thing In life Is life. STOR T Come, friend, and see it sold. One trades it for a party’s strife, ABOUT BLACK PIG’S party to take place? I’d like to know." One for a pot of gold. “ Oh, yes. Little Black Squealer, Another fills a brimming glass PARTY when are you going to have your And throws his one life in. party?” asked Grandfather Porky Pig. Another with a painted lass > it t l e b l a c k s q u e a l e r de “ You forgot to tell us tiie date,” said Will sell it for a sin. L cided he would have a party. Mrs. Pink I’ig. FEELING HIS WAY ‘'Will you come, squeal, squeal?” he “ You didn’t mention that,” said Men sell their lives, and what to buy? asked Miss Ham. Master Pink Pig. A suspicious looking man approached Come, friend, and let us see. “Thank you, grunt, grunt,” said “ We must know," said Master Pink the front door and asked: “ Are tt a For pleasure some decide to die. Miss Ham. “I’ll be pleased.” Pig's mother. people of the house In?” Though happiness is free. “ Will you come. Grandfather Porky “ I hope it Is to be soon," said Ben “They’re all away,” said the mail Men sell their lives for midnight Pig, squeal, squeal?” he asked. jamin Bacon. “ Have you renewed your dog ,1- hours. “Ah, yes, grunt, grunt," said Grand “That would be pleasant,” said Sir eense?" he asked. Burn candles at both ends. father Porky, “your dear old grand- Pereival Pork. “ We don’t keep a dog.” Some sell their lives for paper flow'rs, futher will do you the great honor of “ When Is the big event to be?” “ I see. Are your electric lights a And some for faithless friends. coming to your party.” asked Brother Bacon. order?” “ Will you come, squeal, squeal?" “ Yes, wtien is the party to come “ We only burn gas.” Yes, life Is sold, and sold for what? asked Little Black Squealer of Mrs. off?" asked Sammy Sausage. “Well, I've come to tune the plane." Come, friend, and we’ll inquire. rink Pig and Master Pink Pig and “ I must keep the day free and not Well, here are many seeking not of his father. go to market that day,” said Pinky Before he became famous in motion Contentment but desire. “ Squeal, squeal, grunt, grunt," they Pig's mother, and Pinky I’ig said: pictures. Ronald Colman had much PETTING FOR TWO Some sell their lives for fame, for all said, “we will come with pleasure. “ I’ll come arid bring my merry lit stage experience. He was born at lust, tle appetite. But when is the date Richmond, Surrey, England. His first A game, a social wife. of your party?” experience was in amateur theatrical« In all this world of dross and dust “ Well,” he said, “I decided I would during his school days. His motion Tiie cheapest thing is life. have a party. But I haven't decided picture work has been much to hia (© , 1930. D ouglas M alloch .) just when uiy party would take place.” credit as a star. “ Raffles” was Col------o ------“ But that is tiie most important,” man’s third all-talking picture. T all tiie pigs said. O- “Of course it is the most important,” said Little Black Squealer. “Shall we name a date for you?” asked Grandfather Porky. “ 1 think it "YOUR HUSUAND SOBER, MRS. SABER?” The bliss of man (could pride that For Meditation blessing find) would be nice to have it soon, then o o o o o o “ SOBER AO A JUDGE!" Is not to act or think beyond mankind: all the other pigs should return your “ WHICH JU JGE?" No powers of body or of soul to share, By LEONARD A. BARRETT But what his nature and his state can charming hospitality—all save myself. b e a r . “ For an old grandfather is doing — Alexander Pope. enough of an honor to come to these THE ECONOMIC APPEAL functions.” T h r o u g h a GOOD THINGS W h y W e Do “ Well, I thought of having you all ANY suggestions have been mad« W oman's Eyes W h a t W e Do HOT supper dish which will be name the day for me,” said Little M for the attainment of interna A not only satisfying but attrac Black Squealer. tional peace. A warless world is an “ I thought you could all name the by M. K. THOMSON, Ph. D. tive Is: “ Shall We Name a Date for You?“ ideal condition devoutly wished for t f «Teai ■ \ e t r i o » day which would be convenient for all by every person. But just how to She—Do you think petting is bid Tomato Rarebit. Asked Grandfather Porky. for one? Heat one can of tomato soup in « of you to bring the food. I thought it realize that ideal is a question now He—Maybe—but it’s great for two W H Y WE LOOK FOR A double boiler, add one small onion “We will be with you, and you can would be one where everyone entered receiving astute consideration by men W H A T A G TFT— NOT TO into the spirit of the tiling, and each CURE-ALL chopped and two tablespoonfuis of count on us, as people say.” who hold responsible positions in tha SEE THE SPOTS catsup. Cut one pound of American “ Will you come. Sir Benjamin brought something—a regular picnic, business and political world. So We Understand The cigarette she smokes cheese into thin slices and stir into Bacon ?” in other words. Organized efforts for the attainment TN THE good old days when chem- “ But I'll be the chief one to plan She says is toasted: TT WAS at a Florida resort. The the soup, add one egg well beaten “ Grunt, grunt, I accept your kind of International peace might be di But by reformers she 1 istry was alchemy, astronomy was * girl was lookin;, appraisingly into and cover for five minutes. Serve at invitation," said Sir Benjamin. the picnic party, and it will be in my vided into three Herself is roasted. astrology, theology was mythology, the mirror. once on toasted crackers. Some pre “ Will you come, Sir Pereival?” Lit part of the pen.” classes, upon two “Just look at my complexion,” she and religion was mostly myth and fer serving the rarebit before the tle Black Squealer asked. “ Why, the very idea,” said Miss of which much No insid* Left said to a thougl tful and charming magic, people looked for a cure-all cheese is entirely melted. This also “I will come.” said Sir Pereival Ham, “ he was going to have us bring time and labor hava A man not feeling well decided to woman ; "see the freckles !” and believed it could be found. In makes a fine sandwich filling, served Pork. “Yes, yes, I will come, grunt, the party.” And she walked off. already been spent, visit his doctor. this day of science we put very little "No,” said her friend, “I never see on hot toast, or cold on buttered grunt." “ Never have I heard of such nerve,” while the third is After the examination the doctor confidence in the ancient pseudo-sci «pots!” bread. “ Will you come, Brother Bacon?" said Sammy Sausage. only beginning to enquired, “ What is your occupation ?” And I thought is I overheard that ences and yet not a few still believe Little Black Squealer asked. “ Squeal, “ Well, he can’t do that sort of a receive serious con “ I’m a professional footballer, fir. —what a gift not to see the spots! in a cure-all. Date and Bran Bread. squeal, will you come?” thing with us,” said Brother Bacon. sideration. I play ‘inside right,’ ” replied the fel From the freek es that temporarily The wishes and desires that induced Brother Bacon twisted tils tail, and Of the two low. a man to look for a cure-all exist to Mix two cupfuls of bran, two cup “The child has no manners,” grunt mar a lovely sk n, through all the said: ed Grandfather Porky. And he strut classes, the Moral “ Well, give it up,” advised the d>>c- day in added strength and variety. fuls of white flour, one teaspoonful relatively more or less important “ With delight, with delight Grunt, ted off in his great fat fashion, but appeal is doubtless tor, “or youTi have no ’inside left ’ ” It is the great human urge to master of salt, three tablespoonfuis of sugar, blemishes—what e gift not to see the four teaspoonfuls of baking powder grunt, with delight." looked at Little Black Squealer out the most important «pots. the forces of nature by a simple for “ Will you come, squeat. squeal, tnd effective. It mula, a hokus-pokus method of get together, add two-thirds of a cupful of of his small eyes. Punctual Like the lovely skin which in strong Sammy Sausage?” seeks through vol- ting what you want, a short cut to dates cut into small pieces, one and And his look said quite plainly: Mrs. B (hearing a clash and jangle sunlight reveals freckles, there are “Indeed I will, grunt, grunt,” said intary peace or- health, happiness and success. one-half cupfuls of milk, one egg “Of all the nerve— ! Well— !” from the kitchen)—Goodness! W1 at few things in life that are without Sammy Sausage. ’ anizations to was that noise? Life is too complicated. Health beaten and two tablespoonfuis of Everyone had walked off now. And spots. Sometimes these are on the “ And Pinky Pig, how about you?” create “a will to rules are too many and terribly com melted butter. Turn into a well the party was off. too. Little Black Mrs. D—Ol), that’s Bridget Prompt surface, sometimes, as with freckles, greased pan, cover with oiled paper “I’m your pig gentleman wffien it Squealer's idea hadn't worked well in L. A Barrett. peace" through cul- ly at eight she stops work and then It takes a strong, penetrating, reveal plex. And what Is even worse they comes to a pig party.” he answered. t i v a 11 n g public often go contrary to our desires. They and steam for three hours. the pen. she drops everything. ing agent like the sun to bring them “But,” said Mis« Ham, “ when Is the (Copyright,) opinion in favor of peace. That pub require exercise, strain, and struggle. out. lic opinion is a very vital factor, no Ttie cure-all would eliminate the ne After Hour* Few compiexiors are so impervious Pumpkin Pudding. one will, deny. Such organizations, cessity of careful living and vigorous The Boss—I find you’ve stolen oier to exposure that they will remain al Take two cupfuls of steamed, — —— - unattached to any political party, are dieting and other restraining meth ------S500 worth of stock in the week you ve ways unspotted. And so few natures strained pumpkin, two-thirds of a cup free from governmental control. The ods. Mankind prefers to indulge all worked here. And you were said to be are so transparent, so perfect that a ful of currants, one-fourth cupful each CTHE W H Y of legislative appeal endeavors through its wants and not pay the price to honest as the day is long. rigorously trying and revealing light of sugar and molasses, two beaten compacts, official documents, etc., to get what It wants without sacrifice How It Started The Culprit—Sure! I was, but jou will not show up some flaw, some eggs, one and one-half cupfuls of milk, SUPERSTITIONS enter into peace agreements with and toil. put me to work on the night shift. ► pots. Few natures, few people, few one teaspoonful of cinnamon, one By Jean Ne w to n By H . IRVING KING other nations. Many of these take the things in life. What a boon it would be to know tnblespoonful of melted butter, one- that we might dissipate all we pleased, form of agreements to reduce the siza And yet, the spots do not neces half teaspoonful of ginger and mace O<><><><><>0<><><>0<>0<><)<><>0<><><>0<>0-0< of the navy and war materials. NOT PORTABLE and then by taking a few pills could sarily mar these natures and people and one-fourth teaspoonful of salt. MAGPIES The third effort is comparatively be restored to perfect health and Pour Into well buttered molds and SCISSORS CUT FRIENDSHIP and things. To those who exagger vigor. new. It is the Economic appeal. The ate their importance, who concentrate bake in a pan of hot water until firm. O SEE one magpie Is not so bad, International Chamber of Commerca on the spots, they do, of course. Then All patent medicines thrive on this Serve with whipped cream covered <4 T’LL give you a cent for them, or human weakness for a cure-all. I they'll cut our friendship,” said T though you may expect no good has now before it for serious consid these people go through life seeing with grated cheese. luck for some time thereafter. To eration the permanent elimination of We look for a cure-all because we the recipient of a pair of exquisite gold only the blemishes. war through economic methods. Tt is are not willing to pay the price for embroidery scissors. For It is written see two magpies is a sign that some What a gift no to see the spots. Sultana Bread. enterprise you are engaged in is like claimed that it would be impossible to (© by the Bel Syndicate, Inc.) our folly of reckless living, and think or rather cut into the pages of super O- we can find some way of defeating the Mix and sift the following: Two stition that a gift of knife or scissors ly to have an unfortunate ending, or carry on war without the use of basic inexorable law of cause and effect, cupfuls of cornmeal, one cupful of cutteth in twain the love or friendship at least that its success will hang a metals and minerals, such as steel, although we know from sad experi graham, one teaspoonful of salt, one- long time in the balance. Three mag nickel, mercury, etc. The argument is utty atural between him that giveth and him that N N f ence that it cannot be done. half teaspoonful of soda and three receiveth 1 pies seen together is a most unfavor that those in control of the markets teaspoonfuls of baking powder; add able omen. H istory I? We can believe in a cure-all in a Such a gift was once as popular as for these things should agree together I scientific age, because this belief has one cupful of Sultana raisins and when This is a common superstition in that any use of them for other than it is now taboo I For among the mid ♦ S Y HUGH HUTTON ♦ well mixed add one and one-half cup northern Europe, including the Brit industrial purposes would constitute 1 very little to do with science or rea dle classes during the reign of Eliz fuls of sour milk, one egg, one-half ish Isles, and in this country. Sailors a violation of trust, and at no time a soning. It is essentially an emotional abeth in England, a pair of scissors cupful of molagses. Mix thoroughly on shore have gloomy forbodings when should they be sold for war purposes. THE GREAT CORNED WHIFF affair and the emotions know no rea was a common, we might almost say son. They are governed by imagina and steam two and three-quarters they see three magpies. Sir Walter Mercury for instance is indispensable hours. the staple for wedding gifts! As the HIS strong creature is almost ex tion and desire alone. modern bridal couple receives vases Scott tells of a seaman who said to in warfare. If the sale of mercury (© bv McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) him, “I never saw three magpies but could be so controlled as to make It T tinct, except n certain mountain and candle sticks, ttiose who ventured ------O------twice. One of those times I nearly unattainable for war purposes, the re ous regions. It intercepts rum run Cheese and Raisin Dreams. then into tiie bonds of matrimony lost my vessel and the other time I sult would be self evident. The same ners between there and the sea coast Take one package of cream cheese, were bombarded with scissors! Let fell off my horse and was badly hurt. and drinks their fin. When they can one-half cupful of chopped raisins, us hope they were good dodgers. may be said of iron ore, coal and otiier All the world knows that one magpie raw materials. May we not expect a “ Did Tom take his typewriter on be found, these b rds are captured by one tablespoonful of lemon juice and The purpose of this gift was to arm tiie farmers and staked out in ripe salt and paprika to taste. Mix and is bad. two are worse and three the very valuable contribution to be made j hat business trip with him?” the prospective husband and wife with "No. She's not a portable type cucumber patches where it is claimed spread on bread, cover with another very devil.” through the Economic appeal for tha a weapon for severing the knot, should Our superstition in this country re abolishing of war? writer.” that the breath of one whiff will turn slice, cut into triangular sandwiches. it become painful. In the language of Dip in beaten egg and milk and fry garding magpies is an inheritance ((c). 1930. W estern N ew spaper U n ion .) the day: ------o------Especially With a Club brown on both sides in a littie butter. Fortune doth give these patre of knlvea from German and Scandinavian folk X INDIANA man told me where Serve with a lettuce salad. to you. lore. In tiie days when witches flour Life is a game of cards To cut the thread of love If It be untrue. ished they were accustomed to hold Act well your part. A the soft coal miners had been on (Copyright.) But don’t play the deuce a strike for three years. If I could ------o ------high carnival on Walpurgis night— With anybody's heart. live that long without working l could 'YVL0**(, vcdlfL. the night before the first of May— and at that time the said witches go on forever. GABBY GERTIE Astute Movie sign: “Ben Hur 15c.” Evi ((c). 1930. W estern N ew spaper U nion.) used to transform themselves into ------o ------magpies and—according to the Scan “ I hear you went with your wife to dently Ben's last stand. Next week, see the smart models in gowns.” probably “The Birth of a Nation,” or dinavian mythology—fly to Blakulle to consult the devil. In fact these “ I did.” “The Great Western Train Robbery.” “ And were they smart models?" Or Theda Bara in nothing at all. birds are suspected of having rela tions with the Spirit of Evil at otiier “ Very. They paid no attention to 1 met a drug store man who hires n\e.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. all tiie work done but selecting the times and today when the magpies women cashiers personally and buy molt, the Swedish peasants will say ing the candy. That’s a sweeter job that they have been to Blakulle to Intoxicated With Love than Ziegfeld’s. help the devil get in his hay and his “.Terry smashed his car yesterday a bushel of cucumbers into pickles In yoke has worn the feathers off their and was taken to court.” three hours. “ Don't write—telegraph,” says a sign What'd i do with my time then? necks. “Really! What was the charge?” The expression on this whlfT after Much water has passed over the “ Driving while under the influence two and one-half barrels of gin Is ac —Fred Barton. (Copyright.) dam since the magpies flew to Bla of woman.”—Bystander. complished with split almonds for the ------()------kulle: of the thousands who view the head, split lima bean ears, and eyes Piercing Sound Waves omen of three magpies askance how Another Record of white circles with ink spots. The many ever heard of the place of the body is an English walnut, the legs Sound waves of a frequency of 200,- Bandmaster (talking of field- 0OO to 500.000 vibrations a second legend? Yet this most reprehensible day) : “Yes. and we was tired. The and neck toothpicks, and the feet split custom of the birds in the dim days peanuts. A pofped popcorn forms passed along a tapering glass rod band had to stand the whole (lay caused tire tip to bore a hole in a of old has given them an evil reputa long.” the nonsensical tt il. tion which, apparently, they will never I© Metropolitan Newspaper Service.) piece of wood and a plate of glass, a «£ by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) Wit—Wily, thftt's nothing. D you French experimenter discovered re ------o------be able to shake off. know, in our park at home you can (© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate ) See Groumls for Divorce cently. When file waves were com Perhaps He Didn't Dare To ------O ------see a band-stand for months on end. “Mah wife done quit her job.” pro municated to a glass thread about Mrs. Jabbs—Mr. Van Shrimp says Off to a Bad Start one nne-hundredth of an inch thick claimed Jackson gloomily. he has never found an imperfection in When a child grows up without an A railing Market “What yo’ gw ne do about hit?” arid more than a yard long, the fric “The practice of singing saranades under bedroom windows,” says So his wife. appreciation of the connection between ITardfax—What do you mean real »sked Jimson. tional effect was so intense that the Mr. Jabbs—Well—er—she has dared work and money, he frequently catches estate is coming down? “All’s gwine dlro’ce her fo’ deser- flesh could be burued.—Popular Me phisticated Sophia, “ probably decline with the invention of flower pots.” nim to, I suppose.—New Bedford that deadly fever, the desire for quick Everbroke—All my castles in tha Jion."—American Legion Monthly. chanics Magaine. Standard. “Tail-bearing marks the amateur (Copyright.) returns.—Woman’s Home Companion. well as the gossip.” air are tumbling. THE LINDEN OBSERVER
Police Dispersing New Bedford Communists Car Ferry Found to Be Old Union Gunboat
by Arthur Brisbane» Many-Car Families. Only $150,000 a Year. Sending Slang to Sweden. A Giant Motor. O know that the world is small, T come to the e^Te of the Pacific and talk to New York friends as easily as though they were in the same room. Or call London and talk, unconscious of the fact that your voice, trans formed into an electric impulse, flashes across the Atlantic Ocean in less than a sixtieth of a second through the ether.
Next, to realize that the world, this country especially, is big, explore the map on your railroad time table and look for Tucson, Arizona. You find it a couple of inches away from Los Angeles, and decide to drive there some afternoon to investigate the much praised climate, which Colonel Boyce Thompson says is the best on this or any other planet. You discover the distance is seven hundred miles, and decide to take one of Paul Shoup’s Southern Pacific trains, that makes the trip in a night.
¡mimunists attempted recently to stage a demonstration before the textile mills in New Bedford, Mass., but This glorious coast from Seattle to the gathering was quickly dis >ersed by policemen who used their clubs freely. The scene in the street is shown San Diego, the land of good road3, above. This is the New Orleans car ferry Gouldsboro which, during a recent dry-docking, was found to be the famous faces a family problem less acute in Union gunboat Chickasaw which participated in the battle of Mobile bay under Admiral Farragut. The boat was other parts of the country. built in 1S63. The problem is “ which cars shall go Beautiful Building for Jerusalem University into the garage, which shall be parked in the driveway?" Here, the two-car, Army Officers Learn the Art of Cooking three-car and four-car family is the rule. A family with only one car is primi tive.
A lady stockholder in the Fox Film Company complains that “ William Fox paid himself a salary of $150,000.” If that’s true, Mr. Fox, like a distin guished servant of the East India Com pany, must be amazed at his own moderation. One company that he controls pays im « « each of two managers three times $150,000. And moving picture stars hired by him get $150,000 for one pic ture. Even humble newspaper employees get more than that modest $150,000 salary. It isn’t what you are paid, but what you produce that counts.
Architect’s drawing of the new central building for the Hebrew university in Jerusalem, the Rosenbioom Memorial Charley Chaplin has not made up designed by Julian Clarence Lev! of New York. This magnificent structure, combining the modern setback style with his mind about the “ talkiee,” although the ancient ideas, will be erected on Mount Scopus, overlooking the Valley of Kedron and the old city of Jerusa friends assure him that he would talk lem, the Dead sea and Jordan valley. It will cost a half million dollars. as well as he walks. He will come to Officers of the army tank school at Camp George C. Meade, Maryland, taking a practical thirty-day course in the microphone in time. cooking and baking, donned white aprons and helped the camp’s kitchen police prepare the Cay's food. UNCLE TOMMY, 118 Meanwhile he wants to give up com edy and play Napoleon, Hamlet and GREATEST AIR HERO Svengali. Chaplin is a genius and Oakland Cows Must Have Hair Cut wrould play the parts well. But to nine ty-nine out of one hundred It would be Svengali, Hamlet and Napoleon play ing Charley Chaplin. Millions that are vague about Napo leon know Chaplin and would recog nize him in any disguise.
The sale of radio sets tells the tale of American prosperity. Sixty thou sand in 1922, 10,000,000 in American families now. So says W. D. Terrell, radio chief of the Department of Commerce. Eight years ago 75,000 listened in, now more than 40,000,000 listen.
President Hoover was up before > o’clock in the morning to hear King George's speech. A photograph of King George read ing the speech was sent under the ocean by Western Union cable, and from the Atlantic to the Pacific over the telephone wires. And, because of Uncle Tommy Kemp of Poplar difference in time, newspaper presses Bluff, Mo., is one hundred eighteen, in California were printing the photo years old and is looking forward to graph several hours before the King his one hundred nineteenth birthday delivered it on the same day in London. next September. He attributes his longevity to his philosophy of life, Second Lieut. William A. Mallieny, Sweden, you are told, is becoming which lie brought to Missouri with who received the Cheney award for rapidly Americanized by American him from southern Tennessee seventy the year of 1929 for “performing an moving pictures, and especially by years ago—eat what you want, drink act of valor and self sacrifice worthy “talkies.” American slang is heard what you want, and do as you please of tlie highest commendation.” Matii- everywhere in Stockholm, such as Charges that the battle which ended In the famous Custer massacre was so long as it does not intrude on the eny’s valorous act occurred at Ma “ Oh, Hello, Baby,” and other extracts deliberately provoked by Gen. George A. Custer, were sworn to in Washington rights of your fellow man. nagua, Nicaragua, when, after bravely from American shorthand English. bv Chief Iron White Man, one of the survivors of the famous battle. The landing his burning plane in a jungle, he risked his life and suffered severe It might be desirable to transplant chiefs offadavit was made in connection with the filing of su'tafflr ’W W J»'- TRIP FOR SWIMMERS a different sort of English language. Tins is ail interesting, for it means 1 engine improvements that will b « utilized in airplane construction later. They are useless on the ground. The thing that interests the aver age man is to get the kind of automo bile that will get him where he wants | to go and bring him back, and that Walter Laufer, of the Lake Shore ! every man should d“, rather than ad Athletic club of Chicago, who may go mit that his tip’ " ■ rth nothing. on an extended tour of Europe with an American team of five swimmers Airplane travel rates drop rapidly. and a manager next summer. Avery Y’ou fly from Los Angeles to San Fran Brundage, president of the Amateur cisco, 400 air miles, returning in a Athletic Union of the United States Here is Mr. Julius Caesar, a cliem Southern Pacific sleeper, for $38, ist and member of the town council ound trip. „ , _f netroit Mich.; Albert v. nose.., a has approved the tour and final de cisinn rests with the foreign relation of Weymouth, England, wtio claims to The T. A. T.-Maddux Air Line re- :o right: Robert C Jadl nd Gideon A Laslev. also of Detroit, pho- be a descendant of the historical fam t of the Incas of I eru, and G hidden wealth committee of the A. A. U. The tnvi I ports loads ninety to ninety-five per ily of which Caius Julius Caesar was as they sailed for to have knowledge of the where, ration lias been extended by Doetoi i cent capacity. Eighteen planes added Donath of Budapest, Hungary, secre the most famous. He went to Italy This view of the recently completed city hall of Tokyo. Japan, shows the to the service to provide for increased ee powerful Incas. Rose , inp the conquest by Spain in the recently to establish the authenticity architects of that country are turning to modernistic designs. The building the wealth buried iy the Inc* |iackiDg the expedition, whose tar.v of the International Swimming business. of his claim. Is up to date in every way. ,h century. Jackson « n d J U ^ froIU Cuzco, Peru, Federation. ^ (© 1930, King Feature« Syndicate, Inc.) d to be a spot abo it twenty n* PAGE EIGHT j JNDEN OBSERVER, TUESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1930 indie intents are insufficient becau*. Cabbage Not Modern Religions in South America Duty of Helpfulness of the defect alleged in Frida», Early civilization used the cabbage The bulk of the population of South WEBER ASKED TO All, therefore, that need aid trial or' effort, will he made o h;,\„ tians considered it of great im America is Homan Catholic. There are have a right to ask it from their the prosecutor secure other indici' portance. Hypo crates ascribed medical BREVITIES about 61,000,000 Roman Catholics to fellow-mortals; no one who holds meats, charging embezzlement. properties to it Cato and Pythagoras South America and only about 900,000 CAMPAIGN WITH the power of granting can refuse «cation it in their writings. Protestants. Mrs. W. V. Tramcl will leave on Mr. and Mrs. George W. Bauer It without guilt.— Waiter Scott. Thursday for her home in Jennings, will leave this week for I lie south, GEO.McGILLVRAY where they will spend a month’s (Continued from lirsl La., after a visit since Christmas vacation. with Mrs. B. II. l’ utnatn. Mrs. Tratn- Bought and Boughten The past participle of the verb "to el came to Linden from Paris, where St. Theresa’s Society will hold a a I body. she wits taken ill while on a visit to lance and basketball game Wednes Mr. Braun was unable to see flic buy” is “bought,” tin- same as the sim France, and remained with Mrs. Put- day' evening, February 5, at ' . high matter very clearly in that light. He ple past; that is. buy, bought, bought. am until she was able to resume iier school. The Orange md Bh.ck Col thought the time had come for the The form “boughten” was originally ‘I U!< i —4 XX. M A X 2S— - * When Hardenhurg was shelved, or to the Monday Afternoon Chib yes abeth hospital, is convalescing at the outcome of the Silberstein case ^OnH Representative—No Ojft. terday at her home at Price and his home here. Mr. Wagenholfer is declined to run, as the case may be, Weber was chosen by the organiza were he rd in the city on the an g-atlon. Delivery A nyw bss Lumber streets. Those present were a postoffice clerk. nouncement from Elizabeth Friday at th e theatre-not in the basement, Mrs. William Farley, Mrs. Joseph tion. There is no question of that. It is possible, however, that he will evening. Somf feel tint the indict Perkins and Mrs. Godfrey Julian. Imuis Holland has returned to his ment should have be<-n more care home, 542 East Blancke street, from feel that there is too much to be overcome in approaching melee. fully drawn—others that the vnii i- Shor’s Pharmcay IPSTE give you more leisure Samuel W. Fish kin, who is a stu the Elizabeth General hospital. He tov 'if tne indictment war a question dent at the Maryland University, is recently underwent an operation for Members-of the “ notification” com hours for your enjoyment mittee are Mayor McGillvray, School tint should have been raised toy Wood and Elizabeth Aves. expected lo motor home the Iasi of appendicitis. omu-e! for Silberstein before per the week. He will spend several Commissioner Ralph P. Hollister and when we do your laundry Freeholder N. M. Palermo. mitting the state to put its case be days with his parents. Mr. and Mrs. Mrs. Leo Platkin, of Wood avenue, fore a jury. Phone Linden 2504 work. No longer burdened M. Fishkin, of 423 North Wood av is at Lakewood, where stie will re It is believed that if tile prosecut enue. main for several weeks. Mrs. Jennie Hough, of North or’s office decides that the remaining by wash-tub worry you can Wood avenue, has returned from vis find time for your amuse iting friends in New York City. ! u ments; for those little relaxa V G. E. Mazda Lamps Charming Bermudan Town j > Means ¡’hone Connection ! V Paralyze” tions that mean so much to There is no more charming little I t town anywhere than St. Georges. Ber modern woman. 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