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BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260–2500 • , NY • ©2011 Serving Brownstone Brooklyn, Williamsburg & Bay Ridge AWP/14 pages • Vol. 34, No. 45 • November 11–17, 2011 • FREE THE GOLDEN RULE Ridge lawmaker vetoes street parking permit plan

By Daniel Bush publican-controlled state Senate. fectively killing the bill, which is being bany,” said an Albany source with The Brooklyn Paper State Sen. Marty Golden (R–Bay pushed by state Sen. knowledge of the GOP leadership’s The City Council overwhelmingly Ridge) is leading the fight against the (D–Brooklyn Heights) and Assembly- discussion of the so-called “residen- approved a controversial plan last Thurs- idea of charging for residential street woman Joan Millman (D–Cobble Hill) tial parking permit” proposal, which day to sell parking permits to neigh- parking, calling it a tax for something as a way of deal with the parking mess passed the Council on Nov. 3. bors of the Barclays Center arena — that has always been free. expected when the 19,000-seat basket- The Council’s 40–8 vote came after but days later the proposal got stuck in An Albany source said that the GOP- ball arena opens next year. supporters testified that the measure the ultimate legislative pothole, the Re- led Senate would defer to Golden, ef- “This law is dead on arrival in Al- See PARKING on page 2 Community Newspaper Group / Dan MacLeod Marathon men Cara Alwill Leyba, a Bay Ridge author, gets a kick from her champagne diet. Duo gives Bklyn its own 26.2-mile race

By Aaron Short Marathon, so there’s a market for down the British in 1776 and The Brooklyn Paper more of them,” said Brooklyn hasn’t gotten any easier since. Who needs all five boroughs Marathon organizer Steve Las- Lastoe hopes to map future Fizz factor — Brooklyn finally has its own toe. “We’re interested in putting courses across a dozen neighbor- marathon! on a really good home-grown hoods from Greenpoint to Ma- More than 300 Spandex-clad marathon that will grow into five rine Park, but police-issued street Ridge woman says you can figures in a few years.” runners will sprint through Pros- permits are difficult to acquire The race is entirely within the since the city changed its per- pect Park on Nov. 20 for the bor- friendly confines of Olmsted and get fi t — with champagne! ough’s inaugural 26-mile race mit policies last year , shorten- Vaux’s masterpiece, but it is cer- By Dan MacLeod Diet” — two parts healthy living — and unlike the more-famous tainly no walk in the park. ing many parades. The Brooklyn Paper and one part bubbly — transformed race that just clogged city streets Marathoners will slug out six Still, Brooklyn’s fit masses are all day on Sunday, no one will full loops and three lower loops experiencing a runner’s high. Finally, a dietary supplement that her from an overweight depressive

Photo by Stefano Giovannini get turned away from this his- — and have to battle Brooklyn’s Each entrant will receive a comes from a liquor store. into a woman with a lust (or at least Who needs NYC? Steve Lastoe (left) and Michael toric jog. own “Heartbreak Hill” on the medal, a T-shirt, plus bagels, do- Bay Ridge writer Cara Alwill a lush) for life. Ring are organizing the first Brooklyn Marathon for “More than 100,000 people Crown Heights side of the park, nuts, and bananas at the finish Leyba says that her “Champagne See BUBBLY on page 2 later this month. get shut out of the City a 200-foot mound that slowed See MARATHON on page 9

cording to a neighbor. In another, a resident snagged video footage of club patrons peeing on doorsteps. ‘Paris’ is burning — the neighbors Other neighbors cringed through the sound of techno during the club’s Halloween party, “Night- Red Hook ‘Burlesque’ club now a strip club, despite owner’s promises mare on Commerce Street.” The worst part: They saw it By Natalie O’Neill public urination and noise. elements with poles, lap dances, of “private rooms,” “hassle- rowdy parties since it opened in coming. The Brooklyn Paper Owner David Ruggiero prom- thumping hip hop and soft-core free beautiful women” and “se- July, causing neighbors to file at In January, a fiery group of A Red Hook nightclub that ised neighbors and the commu- porn on screen. clusion.” least six police reports and com- Red Hook residents of the semi- opened under the guise of “a bur- nity board that his Paris Burlesque An online ad in the “therapeu- The club — which is operating plaints with the city. industrial neighborhood, near the lesque performance space” is now Club on Commerce Street would tic massage” section of Backpage. without a proper cabaret license, In one case, a man “punched mouth of the Brooklyn–Battery functioning as a shadowy strip feature “dance, comedy and sing- com calls the bar “Paris Cabaret according to the Department of his girlfriend in the face,” before Tunnel stormed a Community club — and a hub for violence, ing” — but the club replaced those Gentleman’s Club,” and boasts Buildings — has hosted a slew of the fight spilled into the street, ac- See PARIS on page 2 REALITY Schumer’s still PROMISE an uneasy rider Pol ignores our bike lane queries By Dan MacLeod The Brooklyn Paper

Photo by Arthur De Gaeta rolled all over us. MEAN Jean Nouvel’s glass-walled design for a pavilion for Jane Walentas’s carousel in Brooklyn Bridge Park The state’s famously cycling senior was supposed to glow with horse silhouettes at night (left). In reality, the glass-walled pavilion is nice, senator continued to dodge our ques- Streets but not the promised “magic lantern.” tions about his opinion of the bike lane that runs in front of his Prospect Park The battle for Brooklyn’s byways West home. File photo by Gersh Kuntzman The avid bicyclist is in the unenvi- Party dinner on Thursday, the sena- Sen. Charles Schumer is famous MERRY GO WRONG able position of being married to for- tor’s usual eloquence again hit a ora- for biking all over town, as he did mer city Transportation Commissioner torical pothole. here in this 2006 file photo. Iris Weinshall, who is one of the big- “I haven’t been commenting on that,” DUMBO’s new carousel ‘lantern’ is not working gest foes of the world’s most contro- Schumer said. versial bike lane. But this reporter pressed on, asking as where Schumer likes to bike in his By Kate Briquelet scratched. effect are too hot for all her pretty As such, Schumer has flatly re- whether Schumer used the infamous neighborhood, but the senator pushed The Brooklyn Paper Jane Walentas, the wife of mega- acrylic-painted horses — so Nouvel fused to comment on the most con- bike lane. The senator, who is known through the crowd and continued to The most-ballyhooed feature of developer David Walentas and art- will have to wait. troversial patch of earth this side of to bike to events on weekend, ignored press the flesh with union bosses and Jane’s Carousel — a “lantern”-like, ist who lovingly restored the 1920s- “Most people say, ‘Who cares?’ It the Gaza Strip. the question and turned away. Staten Island pols who had gathered galloping horse projection envisioned era carnival ride, said the kleig lights looks beautiful without the shadows, ” And when this reporter cornered This reporter followed. to mingle and enjoy a meal of pasta by designer Jean Nouvel — has been needed to create the “magic lantern” See MERRY on page 9 him at the Staten Island Democratic We asked general questions, such See SCHUMER on page 9 Hero ranger Times change Article unleashes fl ood of $ nabs pervert donations for ‘Momstrosity’ By Thomas Tracy The Brooklyn Paper Need a get out of jail in Pros. Park free card? Call . By Natalie O’Neill guided tour he was leading for The Gray Lady helped The Brooklyn Paper a group of kids to confront the embezzling PTA treasurer A fearless ranger busted a alleged creep. Providence Hogan retain masturbating pothead a few The brave woodsman appar- her freedom this week — yards from a packed Prospect ently spooked Perouza, causing thanks to a gushing col- Park playground on Thursday him to bolt — but the ranger umn that unleashed a — and then dis- then chased him flood of donations to help Hogan repay the $82,000 covered an even- Meadows of down and held Photo provided by Architect’s Newspaper more-shocking him until cops Enjoy this glitzy hotel rendering next to the Williamsburgh Savings Bank on Broad- she stole from her Cob- naked truth: the came. way — the lot’s owner said Chad Oppenheim’s design was “premature.” ble Hill school. man was pack- Police officers One month ago, Ho- ing additional said they found gan said that she had just Here’s how the “Paper of Record” heat in the form a bag of weed in $30,000 in pledges and as- played the story. of a gun, accord- Perouza’s pocket sets to offer the pilfered ing to cops. and that they later parents of PS 29, but af- Police officers SHAME discovered a Reaching too far ter Metropolitan section colum- from people who were moved by arrested Glen loaded 9mm Tau- nist Ginia Bellafante’s sympa- Bellafante’s psychological anal- Perouza, a 53-year-old from rus handgun — which is strong thetic story about Hogan was ysis of the thieving mother, de- Queens, after parents said they enough to kill a small bear, Owner: Proposed hotel won’t look like this published on Oct. 9, donations fense attorney Stephen Flamhaft spotted the self-gratifier near and worth about $450 — in his poured in. explained. By Aaron Short dream renderings for a striking 440-foot hotel tower the Third Street Playground possession. They then charged On Tuesday, Hogan paid back The rest came from an acquain- at 3:30 pm. him with indecent exposure, The Brooklyn Paper on Broadway adjacent to the landmarked Williams- $50,000, and agreed to a repay- tance who bought into Hogan’s Park-goers reported the al- possession of marijuana and Sleeping in South Williamsburg never looked burgh Savings Bank that would make it one of the ment schedule consisting of eight business, the Providence Day Spa leged pervert to ranger Andrew weapons possession. this good. most distinctive buildings in Brooklyn. quarterly payments of $4,000. on Atlantic Avenue, and members Marsala — who abandoned a See HERO on page 2 A Miami-based architectural firm, Oppenheim The renderings, the result of an international One-third — roughly $16,000 of B’Nai Avraham on Remsen Architec ture+Design, has been showing off its See HOTEL on page 9 — of that $50,000 payment came See TIMES on page 9 2 AWP The Brooklyn Paper • www.BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260-2500 November 11–17, 2011

The friends and family sive effort on the ground in group’s weekend canvass- Brooklyn; hundreds of post- ing effort has been comple- ers have been distributed from PARIS... mented by a vigorous digital Ditmas Park to Manhattan. Where is Josh? campaign as well. Whisk opened in Septem- Continued from page 1 shows “as a cover” to keep More than 750 people have ber and quickly became a Board 6 hearing to pro- community board at bay, Ditmas Park cafe owner disappears friended the “Find Josh Ru- comfortable neighborhood test Ruggiero’s bid for a li- then dropped those dancers bin” Facebook page, and a café that engaged with the quor license on the grounds for foreign strippers. By Eli Rosenberg bin’s café to pick up “Missing” for Rubin at local hospitals, Google map has been cre- community, residents said. that the “burlesque club” “It’s wrong on so many The Brooklyn Paper f liers before going around the but have turned up nothing. ated with all the places that “He had a wonderful vi- would actually become a levels,” said Kiki Valentine, Friends, family, neigh- neighborhood to post them. Cops said that Rubin suffers the missing poster has been sion for the café and a strong strip joint. who produced two of the le- bors and customers fanned “We are trying every angle from bipolar disorder. He is File photo By Dan MacLeod distributed. sense of neighborhood,” said Ruggiero promised that git shows. out across Ditmas Park on in our search,” wrote Jon on also believed to be under finan- Josh Rubin Some took to the micro- Yoon Choi, who leads a chil- he would offer “talent” such Valentine said she sup- Saturday to widen the search the “Find Josh Rubin,” a Face- cial stress as his two-month- blogging website Twitter , dren’s sing-along at Whisk as live jazz, comedians, ported Ruggiero’s plan at first — but that it later be- for Josh Rubin, the owner of book page set up after Rubin, old restaurant’s first rent check tor Eric Rodriguez of the 70th while another person reached on Fridays and lives above mimes and jugglers. came clear he wasn’t re- the cafe Whisk, who disap- a diabetic, left his apartment was due on Nov. 1, the day af- Precinct. out to the New York Initiative the café. “I can assure you this peared last Monday under fi- wearing jeans and a light-col- ter he disappeared. A reporter’s calls to Ru- to enlist the group’s help in the is not going to be an adult ally interested in bur- Any information about lesque: He stiffed dancers nancial pressure and mental ored sweatshirt, but without “He seems to have been in bin’s cellphone were not an- search for Rubin. Rubin should be directed establishment,” he told the anguish. his medication. a depressed state — it con- swered — and his voice mail- The online presence has committee before it recom- and demanded “no fat to the 70th Precinct at (718) girls,” which goes against Concerned locals met at Ru- Police continue to search cerns us,” said Deputy Inspec- box was full. helped spearhead an impres- 851-5553. mended that the license be approved . “There aren’t go- the body-positive perfor- ing to be stripper poles or mance art, she said. runways.” “He used our art form But that’s exactly what to justify peddling smut,” The Brooklyn Paper found Valentine said. “He broke BUBBLY... at the club, where women promises.” gyrated against silver poles By the way, Ruggiero did Continued from page 1 of breast cancer for women,” wearing only thongs and not return our calls seek- s “I felt really good when aid Jennifer Schonborn, a pasties. “Girls Gone Wild” ing comment. I drank it. I stood a little nutritionist. “And flickered on a screen behind Under city code, strip 3HOP&OR4HE(OLIDAYS there may be fewer calories And receive a FREE $25.00 credit taller and felt classier,” Al- the stage and ladies offered and burlesque club own- will Leyba told us during a in champagne than in other lap dances. In the restroom ers operate under the same from American Express promotional visit to Book- drinks, but there are still cal- are gaudy golden urinals. cabaret license. The venue Mark Shoppe on Third Av- ories.” A bouncer said that the — located at 18 Commerce enue — a glass of sparkling How crazy is this diet? club had ditched its bur- St. — does have a license If you come to Frame It In Brooklyn rosé in her hand. “I started Not really that crazy at lesque shows, which tend to to serve food and drink, ac- working out more and taking all, when you consider the on Saturday November 26 and charge be more campy and sugges- cording to city records. care of myself more.” book-selling popularity of tive than overtly sexual. “It’s not right to open on your American Express card, Has the dream of boozing plans like the Frenchwom- Legitimate burlesque under false pretenses like AMEX will give you a $25.00 credit! your way to good health fi- en’s Diet, which calls for dancers — who briefly per- that,” said Mike O’Neill, nally come true? Is the secret healthy doses of foie gras, All you have to do is call AMEX and formed at venue last sum- a neighbor who opposed to fitness more Night Train red wine and Gauloises; the mer — say Ruggiero staged club back in January. “It’s register for this offer.* and less LaLanne? Is hard Hollywood Diet, where every only a few real burlesque pretty shady.” cider better than the prover- food item is in liquid form; bial apple a day? Should we and the Mayo Clinic Diet, s Frames s Framed Mirrors be hitting the bottle instead where you eat grapefruit for s Prints Superb Craftsmanship of the speed bag? You get every meal. s the idea. And then, there is Atkins. s Matting s Expert Advice One chapter of the book Nuff said. PARKING... details recent scientific stud- Of course, there’s a larger Continued from page 1 Jo Anne Simon. “We want ies that suggest that cham- issue here: champagne makes would prevent basketball to make sure our neighbor- Frame It In Brooklyn pagne can ward off strokes, you happy — and, really, is fans and other arena-go- hoods are not overrun [by improve heart health, and in- there anything more im- ers from hogging parking the arena].” crease sexual potency (but portant to human health th spaces in neighborhoods Under the proposal res- 767 Third Avenue (at 25 St.) then, you knew that). than that? around the arena, which idents would have the op- And some experts say — “The whole concept of tion of buying the permits will have parking spaces 888-711-2215 wait for it! — that the anti- the ‘Champagne Diet’ is just for a yet-to-be determined oxidants in champagne are loving yourself and celebrat- for just 1,100 cars. fee. They wouldn’t be guar- FrameItInBrooklyn.com beneficial — as long as you ing everything,” said Alwill “Right now, it’s almost anteed a spot, but roughly [email protected] don’t overdo it. Leyba. impossible to park” near eight out of every 10 spaces *Minimum Purchase $25 “That said, small amounts And who doesn’t want the under-construction on residential streets near the of alcohol do raise the risk drink to that? arena, said District Leader arena would be reserved for permit holders. Neighborhoods such as Brooklyn Heights and Park Slope have supported resi- dential parking permits as a shield against commuters from southern Brooklyn and elsewhere who park in their neighborhoods before con- tinuing their commutes to Manhattan on the subway. Supporters believe that a permit system will also re- duce the long-term impact of traffic congestion around the Atlantic Yards mega-proj- ect, which is slated to include 6,430 apartments on a 22- acre site that stretches from Flatbush Avenue to Vander- bilt Avenue. Similar programs have been adopted in Boston, Washington and Chicago, where residents around Wrig- ley Field pay $25 annually for “reasonable access to park- ing” near the baseball sta- dium known to fans as the Friendly Confines. Citing the success of such programs, Council- man Brad Lander (D–Park Slope) called a permit plan “the one piece of public pol- icy that can make a differ- ence” on arena traffic. City transportation offi- cials oppose a citywide per- mit plan, but have agreed to study the residential areas around the Barclays Center and Yankee Stadium. Meanwhile, lawmak- ers in southern Brooklyn, where car ownership is wide- spread, lambasted the plan as a tax on drivers, who have al- ways enjoyed free on-street parking. “The idea that someone would have to pay to park in front of their own home is ludicrous,” said Golden. “This is another tax on our communities.” Residential parking per- mits were shelved in 2008 after Mayor Bloomberg’s Now at three major locations: broader congestion pric- ing legislation failed in Al- bany. Squadron said there’s more support for the measure this time around, thanks to pro- visions that allow neighbor- Downstate hoods and individuals to opt at Central Brooklyn out of participating. Comprehensive and ER care “This is not going to be implemented in neighbor- hoods that don’t want it,” Squadron said.

Downstate at Long Island HERO Before there was a Brooklyn Bridge… College Hospital Downstate was improving Brooklyn’s health Continued from page 1 Comprehensive and ER care “Indecent exposure in the park is not uncommon … but 150 years later, we’ve expanded and we’re [Marsala] potentially saved lives,” said Geoffrey Croft, still providing advanced care to the borough president of NYC Park Advo- cates, which first reported the incident on its blog, A Walk Downstate in the Park . “This is very se- at Bay Ridge rious; crimes like this often Walk-In Urgent Care and go unreported.” Ambulatory Surgery Perouza — a South Caro- lina transplant with no prior criminal record — could not be reached for comment on Friday. Apparently, he still had his hands full. Meanwhile, park users were appalled. Downstate Doctor Referral Line: “It doesn’t make me feel 1.888.270.SUNY (7869) safe,” said Donnett Samp- son, a babysitter who cares for two girls and a boy. “It or visit www.Downstate.edu feels dangerous. I’ve been taking my kids here since 2006 and never seen any- thing like this.” November 11–17, 2011 THE BROOKLYN PAPER • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPER.COM • (718) 260-2500 AWP 3

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Several of them, bloggers, too — some of actually. whom didn’t appreciate that Community Newspaper Group / Colin Mixson Beloved Park Slope restau- Aunt Suzie’s isn’t about fancy Call for estimate: 917-682-3533 Filene’s Basement will not be moving into this rant Aunt Suzie’s — famous house-cured meats and hand- Fulton Mall building. for its cheap Italian eats and rolled organic saffron-kohl- www.NewEraDGLLC.com homey vibe — will close 25 rabi ravioli. Lic. #1375981 years after it became a pi- “You have these people oneer on then-seedy Fifth now who have nothing bet- Fulton mauled Avenue. ter to do than sit around and Owner Irene LoRe said blog about you,” LoRe said. Affordable Family Dentistry she’ll shut the mainstay on “As if anyone cares about their in modern pleasant surroundings Filene’s bankruptcy puts Jan. 1 to retire — citing three opinion!” reasons for saying “Caio!”: Community Newspaper Group / Natalie O’Neill But even as better Italian State of the Art Sterilization (autoclave) a hole in shopping strip too many restaurants on the Irene LoRe will close her beloved Italian eatery, Aunt eateries — such as the nearby Emergencies treated promptly street, impossible parking Suzie’s, in January. Here, LoRe points to a photo of al di la — appeared, Aunt Suz- Special care for children & anxious patients and harsher city fines. By Kate Briquelet her mother, for whom the restaurant is named. ie’s retained loyal patrons. The WE NOW ACCEPT OXFORD The Brooklyn Paper “It’s really ridiculous. The reason: Plates stayed big and Health Department has be- • Tooth Bleaching (whitening) The Fulton Mall was dealt a heavy blow last week after prices stayed low. • Cosmetic Dentistry, Porcelain Facings & Inlays, Bonding come a profit center that draw families.” only place around,” he said. plans for a major retailer fell through — but Downtown Hungry Slopers can still Crowns & Bridges (Capping) has nothing to do with pub- Back then, drug dealers “It’s sad that she’s closing.” • Painless, Non-Surgical Gum Treatment boosters are still bullish on the strip’s renaissance. would use pay phone booths Even with the crime, LoRe’s chose from “The Really Cheap • Root Canal • Extractions • Dentures • Cleanings Filene’s Basement — a depot for cut-price designer lic health anymore,” she said. “It’s time to say goodbye.” near Carroll Street as “their businesses boomed — likely Menu” which includes meat- • Implant Dentistry • Fillings (tooth colored) goods — announced that it would close all of its 46 stores, personal offices,” LoRe re- because it was the only spot to ball parmigiana ($9.50) and • Stereo headphones • Analgesia (Sweet air) dashing plans for the first Brooklyn location slated for LoRe opened the simple, Dr. Jeffrey M. Kramer southern Italian restaurant — calls. So she bought a pair get decent plate home-cooked chicken marsala ($11.90). the shopping mall near Bond Street. of hedge clippers and paid a grub for blocks. The clientele Now LoRe, who owns the 544 Court Street, Carroll Gardens The bad news, however, didn’t faze city officials, where you can still score a plate of ravioli for less than bus boy $5 for every phone back then was different, too. building, said she’ll likely 624-5554 U 624-7055 who point to a slew of upmarket shops that are moving he brought back. “There was more of a pio- lease the space to a retail shop in over the next year — including Shake Shack, H&M $10 — in 1987, naming it af- Convenient Office Hours & Ample Parking Neighbor Bob Pheiffer — neer spirit,” LoRe said. or a quiet restaurant to avoid and insurance plans accommodated and Express. ter her mother. Back then, the “Fulton Mall has long been one of the most-desired street was known mostly for who opened Bob and Judi’s As schools got better, fam- rowdy bar crowds. retail locations in America,” said Michael Burke, in- rundown bodegas and high Collectables a block away in ilies moved in and restaurants “It’s been great getting to terim president of the Partner- crime rates. the 1990s — remembers the began to emerge on the street. know people and becoming ship. “The bankruptcy is unfortunate, but we are con- “It was a little scary,” she eatery as an island of “com- Her average client became “a part of their lives,” she said. fident that many other major retailers will make Fulton said, recalling a thief who fort food and family get-to- little wealthier and a little more “But it’s time to move on.” The Mac Street their home.” broke in and stole cash from gethers” on a street so rough entitled,” she said. Aunt Suzie’s [247 Fifth The Fulton Mall wasn’t always such a hot-ticket cor- a drawer. “But I knew there that he used to chain his out- And they had more choices: Ave. between Carroll Street ridor. In recent years, new and higher-end development was a solid middle class here door furniture to the wall. By 2010, nearly 120 eateries and Garfield Place in Park Support Store has replaced low-end shops that were a staple of the — and that the park would “Aunt Suzie’s used to be the had opened along the length of Slope, (718) 788-3377]. once rundown strip. The future Filene’s building — across from Albee Square and the long-stalled City Point development — DUMBO has two other tenants on tap: Planet Fitness on the sec- ond floor and an Express on the ground floor, launch- ing by summer 2012. Brooklyn’s First Apple Long Island University moved dorms into the top Authorized Repair Shop! floors in September. Historyland or Disneyland? As such, some Fulton Mall regulars were disap- pointed that Filene’s Basement won’t be part of the re- tail revival. City installs new stones, some residents don’t like it s-AC I0HONE I0ADANDI0ODREPAIR “Filene’s would have fit in here,” said Debbie Lyons, who works nearby as a dental assistant. “It has the fam- By Kate Briquelet ect — but some locals are s"RAND.EW-ACSIN3TOCK ily atmosphere, that’s what I like about it. What are they The Brooklyn Paper worried the roadwork will be going to use it for now?” More of DUMBO’s charm- more “Disney World” than s-AC2ENTALSAND,OANERS Good question. Representatives from Crown Acqui- ing Belgian block streets will historic neighborhood. sitions, which bought the property in 2010 for $60 mil- be restored as part of a just On Tuesday, city officials s0ROFESSIONAL$ATA2ECOVERY lion , would not comment. — with Colin Mixson announced $20-million proj- announced another infusion of cash for a reconstruction s-EMORY(ARD$RIVE5PGRADES project that began two years ago with the refurbishment of s/N SITE#ALLS WILLIAMSBURG cobbled Washington and Wa- ter streets. “The charm of DUMBO No Appointment Necessary is in its historic character,” 168 7th Street at 3rd Ave, Brooklyn Boutique hotel opens said Alexandria Sica, execu- Photo by Stefano Giovannini tive director of the DUMBO Replacement of old Belgian block stones is almost 718-312-8341 By Aaron Short tin Timberlake afterparty (it’s Improvement District. “Now finished on Washington Street. 9–7 weekdays, 10–4 Saturday The Brooklyn Paper too classy for Ashton). we’re finally getting the money to make it look like a historic [email protected] Brooklyn’s newest bou- But it’s not just for out-of- village and give these bumpy city,” Bankoff said. “Most of Manhattan because they with- tique hotel, Hotel Williams- towners. streets some TLC.” the time, it ends up costing a stood the wear of carts and www.macsupportstore.com burg, opened on N. 12th Brooklynites can impress But for some residents and lot more money. They’re rip- carriages. They were phased Street this week, combining a a date at the hotel’s cocktail history buffs, the stone job is ping everything up without out by the end of the cen- sleek, big-city aesthetic with lounge and sip Tobey Malo- “historically inaccurate” and numbering it and retaining tury when the city began us- small-town hospitality. ney’s refreshing rum and gin too expensive. On Washing- historic materials.” ing less-expensive concrete. Minneapolis-based hote- creations. The cozy ground- ton Street, for instance, some City officials defended their Two summers ago, the city be- liers Jim and Ben Graves, the floor restaurant Pillar and new stones were placed down restoration work. gan reconstructing Water and father-and-son braintrust be- Plough, with Andrés Grundy the center of the street to make “The street was restored Washington streets to prevent hind the northside’s newest from L’Atelier de Joël Robu- it more bike friendly. And on with the original Belgian people from tripping over the nightspot, have outfitted the chon, opens on Nov. 20 with a Water Street, the blocks are blocks, which were removed, perilous, uneven paving . That 64-room hotel with supple reasonably priced menu. turned at a different angle for cleaned and stored while un- work should be completed by leather and steel furniture,

Photo by Elizabeth Graham derground work was com- the end of the month. The hotel’s outdoor court- a bike path. soft industrial lighting, and “They can justify this until pleted,” said Craig Chin, a The latest DUMBO revamp The Hotel Williamsburg yard swimming pool could be a dash of Minnesota nice- their heads fall off but there’s spokesman for the Depart- will include Main Street and ness. a game-changer — if the ho- nothing historic about this — it ment of Design and Construc- sections of Plymouth, Adams tel’s airy rooftop bar, which “Anyone can build four hardwood floors, teardrop- looks like Disney World,” said tion, the agency in charge of and Water streets east of the Custom Framing shaped leather side chairs, will be serving fancy cock- walls, but we are going to Doreen Gallo of the DUMBO the revamp. Manhattan Bridge. The proj- Ready-Made Frames bring great service,” said Ben retro chic record players and tails until 4 am, hasn’t done Neighborhood Alliance. Belgian blocks are made ect will also widen the popular 374 7th Avenue Posters & Prints Graves. “We look forward to bottles of craft vodka, whis- so already. Simeon Bankoff, executive of granite, first used in Bel- Pearl Street Triangle plaza by (bet. 11th & 12th Sts) bringing Midwestern hospi- key and other spirits. Hotel Williamsburg [160 director of the Historic Dis- gium, but quarried in New demapping Anchorage Place Friendly Service tality to Williamsburg.” The most luxurious room N. 12th St. between Bed- tricts Council, agreed. England. Such paving stones and paving it with Belgian 718-832-0655 Rooms at the eight-story costs $3,500 a night for an ford Avenue and Berry “The city hasn’t done great were widely used in the mid- blocks as well. hotel, starting at $295 a night, swanky two-bedroom pad Street in Williamsburg, jobs of maintaining the his- 1800s in commercial areas in- The work will begin in are equipped with bamboo that could play host to a Jus- (718) 218-7500]. toric pavements throughout the cluding DUMBO and Lower 2013, city officials said.

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Hooper Street between 10 pm on Nov. 3 and 2:30 pm For Those Special the next day. • A thief stole a Nissan on Occasions In Your Life iPad swiped on R train Lorimer Street near Broad- way between 1 am on Nov. 2 the smartphone and prescrip- a set of tires off a car parked and 7:10 pm on Nov. 4. t#*35)%":4 78TH PRECINCT tion medication inside. on 66th Street overnight on — Aaron Short Park Slope Long call POLICE BLOTTER Nov. 5. The victim told cops that R-ough ride A quick-moving thief 94TH PRECINCT he parked his car near Ninth swiped thousands of dol- Find more online every Wednesday at t"//*7&34"3*&4 A teenager swiped an iPad Avenue at 8 pm. When he re- Greenpoint–Northside lars worth of phone cards from a straphanger on the R BrooklynPaper.com/blotter turned the next afternoon, Head butt from a car on Fifth Avenue train on Nov. 3. his $1,600 set of tires was t8&%%*/(4 on Nov. 1. Two thieves beat up a The 28-year-old victim gone. The 52-year-old victim St. Ann’s Warehouse on Oct. horn stop. man and stole his wallet told cops that he was us- on Monitor Street on Nov. told cops that he was driv- 31. The victim said she left “You gonna get it now,” — Dan MacLeod ing the so-called “God tab- 5 — but they didn’t get far, t)0-*%":4 ing near Bergen Street at 4:25 the purse in a pile of bags at one thief threatened before let” as the train pulled into cops said. pm when he suffered a flat the Water Street theater, be- he and his posse began pum- 90TH PRECINCT the Ninth Street station at The victim told police that tire. He pulled over and made tween Dock and Main streets, meling the victim, leaving 11:20 am. Southside–Bushwick he was near Norman Avenue the repair only to notice that at 5:15 pm. Seventy-five min- him with a cut eye, a swollen That’s when a group of at 2:55 am when one perp hit someone had swiped pack- utes later, it was gone. cheek and a busted lip. Armored rob rowdy teenagers boarded, him in the head, knocking age of prepaid phone cards The thugs took $130 and A masked man stole a and one of the teens snatched Handicap slap him to the ground. worth $27,600. a cellphone before the vic- gun in a bullet-punctu- the gadget and fled. A heartless thug stole a The perp stood over the A nearby coffee shop tim escaped at the Lafayette ated attempt to rob an ar- The ballsy straphanger disabled man’s bag on a Ful- victim and said, “Give me chased after the alleged crook security camera caught a Avenue stop. mored car on Olive Street ton Street bus on Nov. 2. on Nov. 4. your wallet!” and the man For Over 99 Years — but the jerk punched him blurry image of the thief in The handicapped victim Purse snatch obliged. The suspects fled, in the face and ran away. action. The victim was buying told cops that he had just A heartless thief snatched breakfast at a deli near Met- but police said they caught Ciao, purse! Impala impaled exited the B25 bus near Jay the purse of an 80-year-old ropolitan Avenue at 6:30 am them — with the wallet still SATNICK’S Street at 2:40 pm when he re- woman on Atlantic Avenue in their possession. FINE JEWELRY A crook snatched a hand- A jerk snatched some elec- when the perp grabbed him, bag from a woman at an Ital- tronic goodies from a car on alized the bag was missing on Nov. 1. pointed a firearm at him, and Borrowed time & WATCHES ian restaurant on Fifth Ave- 12th Street on Oct. 31. from the back of his wheel- The senior was near S. Ox- fired once. chair. ford Street at 4:55 pm when A teenage thief and his nue on Oct. 31. The 32-year-old victim At some point, the gun friend stole a woman’s phone 187 State Street The 18-year-old victim told cops that he parked his iPhone groan the robber sneaked up from fell from the driver’s hand, behind, grabbed the purse on Wythe Avenue on Oct. (between Court & Boerum) told cops that she had hung 2007 Chevy Impala near Sev- A thief stole a woman’s and the perp grabbed it and 31. her black purse on a chair in- enth Avenue at around 1:10 iPhone on Prospect Street and dashed off, taking a fled.. 718-852-1421 debit card and a $90 Met- The victim told police side Trattoria Mangia near pm, then went shopping. He on Nov. 2. that the perps approached Open: Tues-Fri 10am-6:30pm, Sat 11am-5pm Sterling Place at 9 pm, then came back three hours later rocard. Stabber’s dozen The victim said she was A dozen perps stabbed her near N. Fifth Street at Watch & Jewelry Restoration On Premises! walked away for half an hour. and discovered that his car near Washington Street at Trio of thieves 10:30 pm, and one asked to That was enough time for the door handle had been busted and beat a 19-year-old man 6:30 pm when the thief took Three thugs robbed a on Grand Street on Oct. 31 borrow the phone. jerk to steal the bag — and and a $3,000 laptop, iPad and the device and fled. man on Myrtle Avenue on The victim handed it over, checkbook were gone. — but police arrested all of Office burglary Nov. 2. the suspects. but the accomplice punched Quick stay Three burglars stole elec- The victim was near N. The victim told police that her in the head before both A crook stole a computer tronic equipment from a Jay Portland Avenue at around he had just left the subway thugs ran away. monitor from a hotel on But- Street building on Oct. 24. 7:25 am when he was ap- station near Humboldt Street Wythe Avenue and N. ler Street on Nov. 2. An employee at the build- proached from behind by at 10:45 pm when the perps Fifth Street 9OU.AME)T°7E&RAME)T A security guard told cops ing, which is at John Street, three men all dressed in chased him, caught him, and Nice knife that a thief climbed through said that the men entered her hoodies and ski-masks. started beating him. “Give me your f—king A thief threatened a s&RAMES the first-floor window at Hol- office at 6:50 pm. One of At some point, one of the woman with a knife and iday Inn Express near Third them chatted her up, while money before I stick you!” goons pulled a knife and cut I was s0RINTS one thief said, prompting the stole her bag on Nov. 5 Avenue between 12:30 and his accomplices removed a the victim on his back and inside the Graham Ave- framed at s-ATTING 5:30 am, then snatched the victim to hand over $550. the factory computer and $4,000 cam- head. nue L-train stop — but s&RAMED-IRRORS display. era and fled. Auto intruder But police say that they cops say they nabbed the outlet! Minute made Gym rat A thief stole a man’s bag found the perps the next day, guy. s3UPERB A fast-acting thief stole on Nov. 2 on Flatbush Av- though cops did not reveal The victim was sitting on A thief stole cash from the details. #RAFTSMANSHIP a wallet from a fan of whis- a locker in a frequently pil- enue. a bench at 9:20 pm when the The man left his bag in s%XPERT!DVICE key on Nov. 6. fered Duffield Street gym Bike cutter perp approached her with the The 30-year-old victim on Oct. 31. a friend’s car between St. A boxcutter-wielding knife and said, “Give me your told cops that she was en- The workout wonk Marks Avenue and Prospect thief stole a woman’s bag bag!” Frame It In Brooklyn joying the libations at Dram said that he left the unit Place at 5:50 pm. 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[email protected] $60 was missing. walked up to her, waved That was enough time for — Daniel Bush Punch-out the blade, and said, “Shut Shop jock the crook to swipe her sil- A teen was punched on S. up, give me your bag!” A thief stole $15,000 from ver wallet and fancy cell- 76TH PRECINCT Elliott Place on Nov. 2. The woman refused, but a N. Fifth Street food ware- phone. The 14-year-old victim the perp grabbed the purse house on Nov. 5. — Natalie O’Neill Carroll Gardens-Cobble was hanging out with his and her iPhone, and ran The perp entered the Hill–Red Hook friends at 5 pm near Han- away. building near Bedford Av- Why Choose 84TH PRECINCT Nelson nip son Place when a jerk walked Purse plucked enue at 4:19 am, smashed up and punched him in the a two-way mirror to gain Brooklyn Heights– A thief broke into a Nelson Two thieves stole a wom- face. The boy’s jaw was bro- access to the company’s DUMBO–Boerum Hill– Street home on Nov. 1, taking an’s purse on S. Fifth Ave- “A Good Plumber”? an Apple MacBook. ken in two places and taken nue on Nov. 1. office and stole the cash Downtown to the hospital. from a blue purse inside Vicious beating The tenant in the apart- The victim told police that ment between Hamilton Av- Time warped she was near Keap Street at a desk. A group of thugs attacked enue and Clinton Street said At least two kids had their 12:30 am, when two perps iPhone snatch a man on Nov. 3 — though that he left his pad at 2:35 pm iPods stolen in the same das- approached her from be- A thief stole a man’s iP- it’s unclear where! and returned two hours later tardly fashion last week: hind, grabbed her bag, and hone on N. 11th Street on The victim first told police to find his door kicked in and • A thief swiped the mu- ran away. Nov. 1. that five men beat him up in his laptop missing. sic player from a student on The victim told police he Carroll Park along President Fly away Car lunacy Fort Greene Place on Nov. A thief stole $198 from was near Bedford Avenue at Street between Smith and 3 when the kid was stand- 8:10 pm when the perp ap- Court streets, at 10 pm. Thieves preyed on four a Grand Street boutique on cars last week. Here’s what ing outside Brooklyn Tech- Nov. 4. proached him from behind, He was taken to Brooklyn nical HS between DeKalb grabbed the iPhone and ran Hospital — where the then happened: The perp broke through • A music lover busted and Lafayette avenues. The away. A Good Plumber Inc., with over 20 years of experience in told other officers that he had the front window of Bird, a into 2007 Chrysler Town stranger approached and clothing store near Bedford G-train pinch been beaten on Carroll Street asked the time, prompting the plumbing and heating industry has built our reputation and Country parked on Ve- Avenue, at 4:55 am, found A thief plucked an iP- near Court Street. the teenager to pull out his on recommendations. 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COMEDY Smoove move After nine years of neglecting the borough of Dice, Murphy and Woody, the New York Comedy Festival has decided to let headliners like Sarah Silverman and J.B. Smoove (pic- tured) perform on a different island. Smoove, best known for his work as Leon on “Curb Your Enthu- siasm,” is filming his first comedy special for Comedy Central at the Music Hall of Wil- liamsburg on Sunday — a space he picked because of the neigh- borhood’s historically

Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting industrial feel. “It’s a raw space, which is great. I want the audience to get dirty,” said Smoove. “I want them to get their shirts (718) 260-2500 November 11–17, 2011 snagged, to sit on some gum by mistake. I The Brooklyn Paper’s essential guide to the Borough of Kings want it to feel like life in New York instead of just some glitzy Showtime feel.” Sarah Silverman at Brooklyn Academy of Music [30 Lafayette Ave. between Ashland Place and St. Felix Street (718) 636-4100], Nov. 11 at 8 pm; J.B Smoove at Music Hall of Williamsburg [66 N. Sixth St. between Wythe and Kent avenues, (718) 486-5400], Nov. 13 at 7 pm and 9:30 pm; Hannibal Bu- ress at the Knitting Factory [361 Metropoli- tan Ave. between Havemeyer and Roebling Naval streets in Williamsburg, (347) 529-6696], Nov. 13 at 9 pm. For info and other show- times, go to www.nycomedyfestival.com. — Dan MacLeod power READING New maritime history museum Tina’s back at the Navy Yard is ship shape Brooklyn’s poet laureate has regained her voice. By Colin Mixson Park Slope’s own Tina Chang will celebrate the release of a collection that took her 10 years The Brooklyn Paper to complete — a stirring volume called “Of he Brooklyn Navy Yard’s new mu- Gods and Strangers” that weaves the story seum and visitor’s center is as much of Chang’s struggle to about the history of what was once cope with Sept. 11. T Chang’s book isn’t the center of American shipbuilding as it is about its even-brighter future. therapy — its elements That much is evident from the moment are personal, but they’re you enter the sparkling new, environmen- also universal. tally pimped-out, $25-million visitor’s cen- “I came to terms ter on Flushing Avenue near the Cumber- with what it means to land gatehouse. be alive, survive, try to cope and live as a The roof collects rainwater. The heating Photo Callan by Tom system is geothermal. The construction human being,” she ex- materials were sustainably harvested. It’s plained. “This book is about what it means to live as if the building itself is saying, “This is in the modern world, and to live in war.” not some dusty attic.” After Sept. 11, Chang experienced an ex- And the attention to the Navy Yard’s tended bout of writer’s block that she only over- modern role as a business incubator is came after being appointed Brooklyn’s offi- apparent even as its 210-year-old history cial disseminator of verse in February, 2010. is on display. “Becoming the poet laureate became ca- Just inside the front thartic,” she said. “When I stand in front of a door, for example, classroom of 7-year-olds and see how excited hangs a 22,000-pound they are about finding a form of expression, I anchor from the USS know that words really do have power.” Austin, a fitting sym- Tina Chang reads from “Of Gods and bol one of the last war- Strangers” at 61 Local [61 Bergen St. between ships built in Brook- Boerum Place and Smith Street in Boerum Hill lyn. Near that dead (347) 763-6624], Nov. 18, 7 pm. For info visit weight is a wind-pow- www.tinachang.com. — Juliet Linderman ered light pole devel- oped by current Navy Yard tenant Baldev Duggal — a modern EVENT invention that can pro- vide illumination even when the city’s power grid is off-line. BAM booze! Other 21st-century, Yard-made products Brooklyn’sBrooklyn’ gotten BAMboozled — — such as military grade Kevlar vests, and by BAMboozled,BAM we mean boozed precision guided parachutes, packages of up at BAM. Sweet’N Low and lamp shades — are right On Nov. 10, in collaboration with the alongside the artifacts from the area’s 400- Brooklyn Brewery, Brooklyn Acad- year history as a naval center. emy of MusicM unveiled its first signa- “The Yard itself has been a mystery to ture beerbee — affectionately dubbed people,” said Brooklyn Navy Yard Presi- “BAMboozle”“BAM — at the world pre- dent and CEO Andrew Kimball. “We’re mieremier of performance piece, going to allow people in and they’re go- “Brooklyn“Bro Babylon.” ing to be able to experience this unique “This“ isn’t your average tote and fascinating story of history and mod- bagba celebration item,” said BAM ern reinvention.” PrPresident Karen Brooks Hop- Of course, this is a history museum at kinski of the custom brew, which its very heart, so the ship-building center BAMB will serve beginning dating back to President John Adams’s brothels and saloons that built up around ini mid-November. “Brook- executive order in 1801 forms the core the Navy Yard. lyn Brewery is cool and cre- of the exhibits. One of the coolest features is a naval ative; it’s great when two There are scale models of USS Ohio, the telephone that offers oral histories from Brooklyn institutions can Yard’s first warship, and the USS Maine, some of the millions of working men and work together like this.” whose sinking in Havana in 1898 precipi- women who toiled at the Yards. The sto- The light and hoppy BAM- tated the Spanish-American War. ries are being collected into a huge data- boozle brew is made of Belgian yeast, Also on display is the steering wheel base of stories and facts. Photos by Paul Martinka and features wildflower honey harvested from lo- of the USS Bennington, which fought in “It’s like genealogy.com meets Face- Anchors aweigh: (Clockwise from guy on the phone) Brooklyn Navy Yard CEO cal family apiary Tremblay Farms. It is fermented the Pacific during WWII and was famed book,” said Kimball. Andrew Kimball listens to an oral history on a vintage naval communications device in a champagne-like bottle, and boasts a colorful for having defeated the Japanese super- Brooklyn Navy Yard Center Building 92 at the new museum and visitors center at the former shipyard. The centerpiece label by graphic design guru Milton Glazer. battleship Yamato. [63 Flushing Ave. between Cumberland of the four-floor museum is the anchor and chain from the USS Austin, one of the BAMboozle at BAM Cafe [30 Lafayette Ave. On the civilian front, a whiskey jug Street and Carlton Avenue in Clinton Hill, last ships built in Brooklyn. Extensive gallery space is also devoted to showing off between Ashland Place and St. Felix Street in from an illegal 1869 Vinegar Hill dis- (718) 852-1441]. Free. Open Wednesday some of the Navy Yard’s current tenants, including the makers of Sweet’N Low. Fort Greene, (718) 636-4100]. For info, visit tillery sits in an exhibit that details the through Sunday. The building itself is an environmentally sensitive structure. www.bam.org. — Juliet Linderman

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Juster used to an essay from Sophia (Mozzarella, roasted peppers, & tomato) Center [85 S. Oxford St. with the Hard Nips and Romero (pictured). House. He’s been live a few blocks from Heavy Cream at The Bell Pere Al Vino Rosso Penne al Pomodoro e Basilico between Lafayette Sample fare includes a recording with the (Poached Pear with walnuts, chestnuts, & dry figs the Society headquar- Avenue and Fulton Street House [149 Seventh St. (Penne with fresh tomato & basil ) story about bonding between Second and Decembrists (cool!), in a gorgonzola fig sauce) ters — in the same in Fort Greene (718) 488- 9233]. Tickets, $150- with a mother-in-law Third avenues in but will be perform- Ravioli di Zucca building as his illustra- Paccheri with Short Rib Ragout (Homemade stuffed ravioli filled with ricotta, $200. For info, visit www. over wine, and about Gowanus, (718) 643- ing with The Minus 5, ( tor, cartoonist Jules 6510]. For info, visit www. 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(718) 768-3195]. bellhouseny.com. (Traditional roasted turkey with sweet potato, (Breast of chicken sautéed in a grand cranberry sauce, marnier mushroom sauce ) chestnut stuffing & giblet gravy) Filetto di Sogliola Salmone In Crusta di Erbe (Filet of Sole stuffed with spinach, (Salmone topped with fresh herb & breadcrumbs fennel & breadcrumbs in a pernod sauce) & finished with pernod sauce) Hanger Steak NINE DAYS IN BROOKLYN Bistecca Grigliata (Hanger Steak tips with wild mushrooms (Grilled sirloin steak ….Additional $6.95) in port wine sauce…..Additional $5.00) FRI, NOV. 11 All Entrees are served with chef’s choice of vegetable & potatoes MUSIC — JAZZ, BLUES AND A FUNDRAISER: A benefi t for the Choice of Dessert (Coffee & Tea with Dessert) Friends of Douglass Green Park. Espresso ……..Additional $1.50 $20 ($11 for Facebook friends). 7 pm. The Marriott Hotel [181 Third Find lots more listings online at Strudel Di Mela Parfait di Pere Caramellata Ave. at Douglass Street in Park BrooklynPaper.com/Events (Apple strudel served with ice cream) (Caramelized pear parfait Slope, (917) 868-5332], www.friend- sofdouglassgreenepark.org. with truffle peanut ice cream) avenues in Fort Greene, (718) 638- “IN BLACK”: New York premiere of 5483]. Classic Italian Cheesecake Tortino di Zucca Candida Evan Apostolakos’s break out fi lm. (Pumpkin Pie) $5. 7:30 pm. St. Francis College OTHER [180 Remsen St. between Court and GRANDMOTHER PAGEANT: The Clinton streets in Brooklyn Heights, 10th annual “Your Highness Grand- $36.95 Per Person $18.95 per Child (Under 12) (718) 489-5200]. mother” pageant in Brighton All Major Credit Cards Accepted-Free Valet Parking THEATER, “ALICE, OR THE SCOT- Beach. Free. 1 pm. National Res- TISH GRAVEDIGGERS”: $18. 8 taurant [273 Brighton Beach Ave. at Call for Reservations & Information 718-852-5015 pm. Old Stone House [336 Third St. Brighton Second Street in Brighton between Fourth and Fifth avenues Beach, (718) 646-1225], www.com- in Park Slope, (718) 768-3195], e2national.com. ww.theoldstonehouse.org. READING, GREG TATE: Author of MUSIC, THE DO-OVERS WITH “The Lives and legacies of Malcolm GIANT FLYING TURTLES AND X.” Free. 1:30 pm. Brooklyn Public SAM MCTAVEY: Free. 8 pm. Fred- Library’s Central branch [Flatbush dy’s Bar [627 Fifth Ave. between Ave. at Eastern Parkway in Grand 17th and 18th streets in Greenwood Army Plaza in Park Slope, (718) C@M<DLJ@: Heights, (718) 768-0131], www.fred- 230-2222], www.brooklynpublicli- ?K roulette.org. Pierrepont St. at Clinton Street in Courtesy of Columbia Artist Management, Inc. Brooklyn Heights, (718) 222-4111], N\[e\j[XpE`^_k#/1*'gd Olé: Compania Flamenca Jose Porcel will perform at Brooklyn www.brooklynhistory.org. SAT, NOV. 12 Center for Performing Arts on Nov. 13! “A SIXTIES KIND OF LOVE”: 2 pm. 8IK:8=< See Saturday, Nov. 12. dXb\pflic`]\kXjkp OUTDOORS AND TOURS MUSICAL REVIEW: Featuring Douglas BIRDING 101: Learn to identify birds. OTHER Bay Ridge Jewish Center [405 81st Jabara and Elizabeth Inghram. $25. St. at Fourth Avenue in Bay Ridge, 4 pm. Fourth Avenue Presbyterian $113 for members. Noon. Brooklyn WORKSHOP, JOB TRAINING: Com- )+'Gifjg\ZkGXibN\jk Botanic Garden [1000 Washington (718) 907-3422]. Church [6753 Fourth Ave. at 68th puter literacy and job readiness Street in Bay Ridge, (718) 833-5228]. Ave., at Eastern Parkway in Crown classes. Free. 10 am—1 pm. Pros- N`e[jfiK\iiXZ\ READING, MAGARET MCNAMARA: Heights, (718) 623-7220], www. pect Park YMCA [357 Ninth St. SUN, NOV. 13 .(/%*-0%'.(- bbg.org. between Fifth and Sixth avenues in Author of “Birdie’s Big-Girl Dress” CEMETERY TOUR: Explore Green- Park Slope, (718) 768-7100]. will celebrate the book’s release. Wood with Ruth Edebohls. $15. 1 PERFORMANCE Free. 4 pm. PowerHouse Arena [37 nnn%]\qXikZX]\%Zfd READING, VERONIKA DOLINA: Main St. at Water Street in DUMBO, pm. Green-Wood Cemetery [Fifth Poet, translator and singer-song- THEATER, “A SIXTIES KIND OF Avenue and 25th Street in Sunset LOVE”: 2 pm. See Saturday, Nov. (718) 666-3049], www.powerhouse- writer. This event is in Russian; RSVP arena.com. Park, (718) 768-7300], www.green- — two tickets per person. Free. 4 12. wood.com. pm. Brooklyn Public Library’s Cen- THEATER, “ALICE, OR THE SCOT- tral branch [Flatbush Ave. at Eastern TISH GRAVEDIGGERS”: 3 pm. See MON, NOV. 14 PERFORMANCE Parkway in Grand Army Plaza in Friday, Nov. 11. MUSIC, ROULETTE KIDS — GLANK: Park Slope, (718) 230-2222], www. MUSIC, TRANSJAZZ: $10 cover. 4–8 TALK, PARK SLOPE GREENS PRES- Build “green” instruments at in- brooklynpubliclibrary.org. pm. Jazzpel Supper Club at The ENT — KEN GALE: A presenta- teractive concert. $5. 1 pm. Rou- THEATER, “A SIXTIES KIND OF Brooklyn Christian Center [1061 tion on the effects of Indian Point. lette [509 Atlantic Ave. between LOVE”: Musical review. $20. 8 pm. Atlantic Ave. Franklin and Classon $5 suggested donation. 7 pm. Park Third Avenue and Nevins Street in Slope United Methodist [410 Sixth Downtown, (917) 267-0363], www. Ave. at Eighth Street in Park Slope, roulette.org. (718) 788-2260]. THEATER, “ALICE, OR THE SCOT- THEATER, “HOW I LEARNED YOU TISH GRAVEDIGGERS”: 8 pm. See CAN’T GO HOME AGAIN — STO- Friday, Nov. 11. CIVIC CALENDAR RIES ABOUT WHERE WE GREW MUSIC, FOLK MEETS FUNK CON- WED, NOV. 16 6827], www.bkcb10.org. UP”: $8. 7:30 pm. Union Hall [702 CERT: With Dende and DJ Greg Community Board 6 Parks and Union St. at Fifth Avenue in Park Caz. $25. 8 pm. Roulette [509 Recreation Committee. Monthly THURS, NOV. 17 Slope, (718) 638-4400], www.union- Atlantic Ave. in Boerum Hill, (212) meeting. 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By Aaron Short rary art. The Brooklyn Paper ART The result is an array of en- grossing works from ground- “Hide/Seek: Difference and ey, art fans: Thank the lord Desire in American Por- breaking artists from the late that you live in Brooklyn! traiture” at the Brooklyn 19th century to the present, in- The Brooklyn Museum’s Museum [200 Eastern Pkwy. cluding Thomas Eakins, George H at Washington Avenue in newest exhibit, “Hide/Seek: Dif- Prospect Heights, (718) 638- Bellows, Marsden Hartley, Geor- ference and Desire in Ameri- 5000], opens on Nov. 18. Mu- gia O’Keeffe, Man Ray, Andy can Portraiture,” will feature a seum is closed Monday and Warhol, Robert Rauschenberg, key piece of art that was cen- Tuesday. For info, visit www. Jasper Johns, Keith Haring and brooklymuseum.org. sored during the show’s highly Robert Mapplethorpe. politicized stint at the Smithso- The Brooklyn Museum has nian’s National Portrait Gallery focused on portraiture before, last year. but Brooklyn Museum officials most recently its photographic Beltway lawmakers, lobby- are restoring the show’s origi- series on influential black and ists, and political commentators nal integrity. Latino leaders in the arts, but pressured the institution to re- Beyond that, artgoers will see the range of works in this col- move nude and “sacreligious” more than 100 paintings, photo- lection is perhaps the institu- images, including artist David graphs, prints, videos, and in- tion’s most ambitious exhibit Wojnarowicz’s video depicting stallations which explore the role of the year.

ants crawling over Jesus on a that sexual identity of artists and Don’t miss it — and don’t Courtesy of The Estate of David Wojnarowicz W Gallery and P.P.O. crucifix. their subjects play in the mak- forget to gloat over your DC Anty maim: The Brooklyn Museum will feature David Wojnarowicz’s controversial video, “A Fire in My Belly,” which depicts The Smithsonian caved in — ing of modern and contempo- friends. ants crawling over Jesus on a crucifix, in its new exhibit, “Hide/Seek: Difference and Desire in American Portraiture.”

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off on Hogan’s deal. Flamhaft depression after her husband said Bellafante’s tear-jerker lost his job. Hogan told Bella- TIMES... “was discussed” during meet- fante that she took the PTA’s ings with Mondo as the plea money “as a way of staying Continued from page 1 “People were about 50-50 on deal was hammered out. afloat.” Street, where Hogan’s hus- whether Hogan should be pun- “It was part of our dia- Bellafante recommended band is a congregant. ished or receive some kind of logue,” he said. “That and the that Hogan not be sent to “[The Times article] was compassion. So overall it had other press on the case.” jail, but rather be allowed one of the few instances where an impact.” And what a case it was: As to “repay her debt on a re- she was portrayed sympathet- The story may have also treasurer, Hogan had unfet- alistic timetable” and “per- ically and it triggered a posi- swayed Supreme Court Justice tered access to the Henry Street form community service at tive response,” said Flamhaft. Suzanne Mondo, who signed school’s PTA checkbook, and a school with few of the ben- cut checks to herself for fertil- efits available at a place like ity treatments and rent on her PS 29.” home and business. The story unleashed She freely admitted her money and sympathy, but guilt when she was arrested its author said that she never SCHUMER earlier this year, but rescinded thought the piece was “inap- Continued from page 1 later raised questions about an earlier plea deal offered propriately sympathetic.” and prime rib. whether the group tried to by Hynes last month, claim- “The column reflected my An aide offered only that use its access to the sena- ing that she couldn’t pay the larger belief that imprison- Schumer “bikes all over the tor to convince the city to money back. ment should not be the default city.” ditch the lane. Bellafante’s piece depicted response to punishing every “But does he use a bike In an e-mail from last De- Hogan as a woman to be pitied, type of crime,” she said. “I lane?” this reporter asked. cember, former Sanitation not punished with a lengthy jail felt strongly that sending The aide just laughed. Commissioner Norman Stei- sentence. The story recounted Providence Hogan to jail This fixed-gear reporter sel — who is also a leader of the embezzler’s troubled up- was not going to make the tried again as Schumer was the opposition group, Neigh- bringing and her subsequent world a better place.” exiting, but the senator again bors for Better Bike Lanes ignored him. — wrote a shorthand letter Schumer’s reluctance to go to Weinshall about the bike on the record about his bicy- lane, noting, “Heard abt a cling habits has been a strange purported conversation be- HOTEL ... subplot to the story of the most twn the mayor and our sr. Continued from page 1 to build a hotel in the lot next notorious bicycle path in hu- senator you might find of design competition, show a to the historic bank building, man history, given that the sen- interest.” sleek 40-story skyscraper which he is currently restor- ator’s love for his green Bianchi In a second e-mail, the consisting of three 16-foot- ing into a banquet hall , but is almost as well-documented group’s unofficial leader wide slabs that resembles a he doesn’t have the funds to as his wife’s disdain for the Louise Hainline wrote to a modern take on the Williams- move forward on any plan, let bike lane. fellow lane opponent, saying, burgh Savings Bank tower alone his architect’s dream Weinshall spearheaded the “Schumer can’t help much in Fort Greene that would project. group that sued the city after with this issue, but I have not look out of place in the “Our architect did a de- it installed the two-lane path seen him and he doesn’t like Emerald City of “Wizard of sign on spec — we don’t along Prospect Park West. the lane.” Oz” fame. have that kind of money,” E-mails from members Apparently, Schumer is The tallest segment of said Figueroa. “I don’t know of that group — which were talking to someone. the glass-walled structure why he put it out there. He’s uncovered in a freedom-of- Check back for updates would be as high as the high- crazy to put it out there like information requests by on this evolving — make est point of the Williamsburg that.” the Streetsblog website — that revolving — story. Bridge. Figueroa believes it is un- “Clearly, it would over- likely that the design will whelm the bank and block ultimately be used, but its the view of the bank from the height is not unthinkable. approach of the bridge, said The property is zoned for MERRY... Community Board 1 Land commercial use and does not Continued from page 1 of the ride is not what Nouvel Use Chairwoman Heather have the same height and af- Roslund, who is also an ar- fordable housing restrictions said Walentas, who spent 22 envisioned, but DUMBO res- years restoring the horses. idents don’t seem to mind. chitect. “As a long-time resi- that limit the neighborhood’s “We still believe in Jean Nou- “I like it anyway,” said Mi- dent, seeing the dome of the tallest structures along the vel’s concept. We’re looking chael Thomas. “It’s like the bank is part of the symbolic edge of the . for other ways to do it. We Empire State Building — I urban fabric that is Williams- Figueroa could build as just don’t want to burn up don’t care what color it is. burg.” high as 400 feet, though it is the carousel.” The most important thing is The property’s owner, unclear if the resulting struc- Walentas unveiled the that it keeps kids happy dur- Juan Figueroa, said he hopes ture would be practical. $9-million carousel and its ing the day.” home on Sept. 15 at a bash Once called the Idora Park featuring the city’s elite. Merry-Go-Round, the car- Back then, Nouvel boasted ousel remained in an Ohio about the curtains that would amusement park until the MARATHON come down at night and proj- Walentases bought it for ect shadows of the prancing $385,000 at an auction in Continued from page 1 of runners on his bicycle. horses. 1984 . line. And there will be ce- “We’re trying to get local ce- “It’s like a magic lantern, The couple hired a team lebrities galore! lebrities involved in the race — like a musical box, and you that toiled for 12 years, scrap- Councilman Brad Lander but Gersh will do,” said Lastoe. have the dance of the horses ing away many layers of var- (D–Park Slope), who ran the “We’d dump him for Jay-Z in in the middle of these two nish to reveal the horses’ orig- Brooklyn Half-Marathon in a heartbeat.” bridges,” he told interna- inal carvings and colors. Jane 2:04, will fire the starter’s pis- Brooklyn Marathon (starts tional culture magazine Art- Walentas later added gold leaf tol; and our own editor, Gersh and ends on the Center info. “It’s an alive little mon- and even hired a Mercedes Kuntzman, who ate the Half- Drive in Prospect Park), Nov. ument, very fragile.” detailer to draw decorations Marathon in just over two 20, 8 am. Cost, $75. 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