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VoL LXXXIXNo. 60 The University of Connecticut Thursday, Dec 5, 1985 Strassle stays; Stolfi surprised

By Kim Nauer what USG needs right now is a about their public image has Daily Campus Staff "low-key" president "I trust affected their ability to work With the assembly's unoffi- Art [Strassle]. He's not going as a team, he added cial support. Undergraduate to do anything wrong" she Rienks disagreed saying Student Government presi- said "He's more a player on that many members don't dent Art Strassle chose not to the team rather than dic- care how they look in77ie resign, thereby foiling the re tatorial leader," Rienks Daily Campus. "We don't election plans of former presi- added have to be conscious of our dent Jay Stolfi. Other members felt that he image if we just concentrate Strassle said that he knew had no choice but to stay on on the students," Rienks that Stolfi wanted to come after the publicity around said back at some point, but said Stolfi stating his intentions to Member Steve Protter felt he didn't know that Stolfi "resume the presidency," at that Stolff s re-election move wanted to return at last Monday night's executive was an insult to the assem- night's meeting until he read it committee meeting bly's intelligence "Everyone I in 77ie Daily Campus on "How could he, in good talked to felt it was an insult" Tuesday. conscience, resign if he Protter said. "1 laughed when I saw it, doesn't agree with whafs Member Jeff Taylow said actually," Strassle said going on," Dawn Hatzis said that he was glad there was not Strassle would not say In general, members said an election, because he did when or why he decided to that they felt that Stolfi had not want to decide whether to retain the presidency. lost a lot of his former support keep his support with Stolfi. Other assembly members in the assembly. "He [Stolfi] is an effective said they approved of Stolfi said that he had not president in a way," Johnson Strassle's decision. expected to lose his support said "But he put our reputa- "1 think the way it is now is He said that polarization of tion on the line with his the best way," assembly members and fear of the press tactics" member Amy Christopher has affected the assembly. It Stolfi said that he felt the said "This late in the semes- has been too worried about its reason he lost support was ter, things are going semi- image this year, he said that "certain people who, in smoothly. I'm glad he didn't "I do not want to be the beginning agreed to the resign It would have been associated with a group who transition then came out full IMt. NfcSlLA PLUNGE HUSKY STYLE—This cheerleader chaos" has to read a paper before force to keep it from happen- had lots to cheer about last night at the men's basketball Vice-president Jennifer they make a decision," Stolfi ing" Stolfi would not say who game. See story on back page (Mark Caswell photo). Rienks agreed, saying that said Member's concern See page 6 Overexposure causes revue cancellation By Chuck Lindberg Daily Campus Staff Because of a great amount of media exposure the all-female revue, which was to be held last night in the Student Union Ballroom was canceled when the dancers refused to perform. The review was canceled at the request of the dancer's management who didn't want to appear in the media, said Dave Sulkis, president of Goodyear A, which was sponsoring the event "It was the direct fault of the media (that the revue was can- celed)" said Sam Norman, a student He said that he wasn't there to attend the show, he went to confront the protestors Norman said that he saw TV people asking for the names of patrons on their way to attend the revue "It was very intimidating" he added At seven o'clock, an hour before the performance was to begin 13 protestors, including several members of the Rape Education and Awareness Center of UConn, handed out UConn students had to go to the Bounty Inn to see female dancers after last nighf s All- pamphlets to people on their way to the event After awhile Female Revue was canceled. reporters and camera crews from various area newspapers and television stations arrived to cover the event This coverage by the media led to the event being canceled » "It wasn't our intention to scare people away or to have the "Absolutely no flashing revue canceled," said Chip Darius, a member of the Rape Educa- tion and Awareness Center. "We just wanted to educate people By Jayne Keedle cers This bar, like many others, is dimly lit sells on the issue involved., in a way the canceling of the event defeats Daily Campus Staff three-dollar drinks and is dominated by a large our purpose in that we won't be able to reach as many people "LADIES, stage set high above the audience The rules The fact that the dancers didn't want to be in the media is an ABSOLUTELY NO FLASHING are clear and in accordance with the Connec- ironic twist" PLEASE WEAR SHOES AND MAKEUP AT ALL ticut laws on female revues. However, not all Darius said that the group was protesting the revue because TIMES. bars are as strict some allow total nudity they objected to the display of people in a manner that promotes NO DRINKING ON THE STAGE others barely satisfy the laws by allowing the the loss of individuality and leads to the object if icat ion of women Thanx, Billy dancers to tape quarters or band aids on the and people in general. He said that seeing women as simple (Please don't make me fire you)" offending parts of their anatomy. objects can lead to violence against women This is the sign that greets all women enter- According to the dancers, it is up to them- "If s much easier to abuse an object than to abuse a person ing the bathroom/changing room at the selves, the bar, and the audience's mood This type of revue leads to the objectification of women" he Hideaway, a hard-to-find bar in Stamford that Blondie, who has danced at a small country bar said See page 5 entertains its male audience with exotic dan- See page 3 Inside Today: Weather Forecast: Keep those mittens handy today as • Santa Claus lands in Eastbrook Mali See page 7 temperatures remain in the low 30s • Men's basketball nets another win See back page Snow may fall in the area tonight temperatures in 20s m*y

_> Page 2 The Dally Campus, Thursday, December 5, 1985 ALMANAC STATE NATION WORLD Dodd and Gejdenson McFarlane resigns Remains of 7 missing returned from Vietnam hail Navy's decision WASHINGTON (AP)-Robert C McFarlane is WASHINGTON(AP)—Sea Christopher J. Dodd, D- quitting as White House national security adviser, HANOI, Vietnam (AP)—U.S servicemen stood at Cona, and Rep Sam Gejdenson, DCona, hailed the President Reagan said today, and senior administra- attention under a hot sun Wednesday and saluted as Navys decision Wednesday to keep General tion officials said Vice Adm John M Poindexter, comrades carried seven small wooden crates that Dynamics' Electric Boat division in the running for McFarlane's deputy on the National Security Council Vietnam said contain the remains of Americans killed contracts for a new group of attack submarines. staff, would be named to succeed him in the war that ended a decade ago. But the two Connecticut lawmakers said they still Reagan, who earlier confirmed that McFarlane was A folded American flag was atop each of the crates, felt it was unfair for the Pentagon to suspend Electric leaving by telling reporters simply that" he's retiring" which were put aboard a C-141 transport plane at Boat from government contracts after four current was asked after a meeting with students at a Hanoi" s Noi Bai airport for the flight to Honolulu The and former executives of another General Dynamics Maryland high school whether he intended to remains will be analyzed at the U.S Joint Casualty division on fraud charges relating to development of appoint Poindexter. Resolution Center there an Army anti-aircraft gun "We'll be having a meeting later today," he replied Vietnamese officials delivered the remains three The suspension of General Dynamics Corp. from adding that an announcement would Jte days after completion of an unprecedented joint receiving any new government contracts was made forthcoming afterward excavation at the spot where an American B-52 Tuesday by the Pentagon Dodd said Wednesday Republican congressional sources cited friction crashed during a bombing raid over what then was morning he was worried that the move could cost the with White House Chief of Staff Donald T. Regan as North Vietnam Grotoa Conn-based Electric Boat division a chance one reason for McFarlane's departure, but a senior In a short, simple airport ceremony, the Viet- at bidding on contracts for four Los Angeles-class administration official close to both McFarlane and namese also handed over to the.U.S military delega- attack submarines Poindexter blamed that talk on people out to get tion "material evidence" of 14 other servicemen, Friday was the deadline for submitting "best and Regan and said McFarlane is" just worn out" after two including identification tags, final offers." years under "tremendous strain." Officials on both sides said they hoped the excava- But later Wednesday, Gejdenson announced that McFarlane privately told associates he was dis- tion and return of remains marked the beginning of the Navy was extending the Friday deadline tressed at the reports he was leaving because of much greater cooperation in accounting for the 1,797 "indefinitely to keep Electric Boat in the running an Regan and was prepared to do what he could to dis- Americans still listed as missing in action in announcement confirmed by the Navy. pel them. Vietnam. The Navy's decision does not lift the suspension for The source, speaking on condition he not be iden- Ngo Hoang a Foreign Ministry official, said the Electric Boat, but simply extends the bidding time to tified said McFarlane decided to resign now because remains in the seven crates were found around Hanoi give General Dynamics a chance to meet conditions he believed that he had successfully completed work and the nearby port of Haiphong which were prime that will result in the lifting of the suspension on last month's US-Soviet summit meeting one of targets of an intense U.S. bombing campaign in " If s good news Ifs a ray of sunshine But my point his most demanding assignments, and that it would December 1972. At least 27 American planes were remains the same, you're still using blue-collar be an appropriate time to leave shot down and 93 airmen were killed captured or workers to punish white-collar crimes," Dodd said It's "98-percent sure" that Poindexter would be reported missing At a news conference before the Navy announce- named formally later in the day. Hoang said authorities found no remains in the 14 ment, Dodd complained it would be unfair to punish One source acknowledged McFarlane and Regan "material evidence" cases because their planes Electric Boat's 12.000-member workforce for the had had differences shortly after Regan arrived at the crashed with severe impact or villagers had carried alleged wrongdoing of officials in another General White House earlier this year but insisted "They've the crash remnants away or plowed up the sites to Dynamics' division had a very good relationship for a long time" plant crops

HARTFORD (AP)—A program to help Connec- IN OTHER NEWS JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (AP)—The ticut municipalities And liability insurance will WASHINGTON (AP)-A new study of "atomic government said Wednesday it will propose begin taking applications in two weeks, according to veterans" says thousands of military men were next year that blacks be allowed to own land for state Insurance Commissioner Peter W Gillies. exposed to more radiation than had been pre- the first time in 72 years, but the laws will not lift res- Cities across the country have been hit with soar- viously believed because they were part of two trictions on where they can live ing premiums on liability insurance, and some 1946 tests on atomic weapons in the Pacific Sea Alan insurers are dropping out of the market Cranston says the news should cause the Veterans Administration to reconsider its policy of not paying VATICAN CITY (AP)-An American Catholic disability benefits tq^the mea nurse, protesting against the church's ban on HARTFORD (AP)—A statewide crackdown WASHINGTON (AP)—The Coast Guard's top admitting women to the priesthood, on Wednes- aimed at bars promoting happy hours has admiral said Wednesday he is optimistic Con- day staged a mock Mass in St Peter's Basilica resulted in a tripling of the monthly suspensions gress will reject Senate-approved budget cuts Babi Burke from Fort Lauderdale, Fla, issued by state liquor control authorities, an official that could cripple his service but spending curbs will approached the altar in the basilica with a lit alcohol said Wednesday. remain in effect until the spending battle is over. lamp, kissed the altar and blessed herself with a sign "We're trying to discourage any kind of drink pro- "What I said to my troops in a message I sent out to of the cross. Thea she raised her arms in a priestly motion such as drinks at a very low price" said them is I cling to the hope," said Adm James Gracey, gesture of welcome and slowly raised a silver Charles Kasmer, executive secretary of the State the Coast Guard commandant after a House sub- chalice Liquor Control Commission committee hearing —edited by M Dillon UCONNT WEATHER TRIVIA Thursday will be cloudy What was the nickname and cold with a chance of for UConn sports teams snow. The high will be in the 30s. Snow may continue during the early 1920s? through Thursday night Friday's high will be in the UConn sports teams were 30s with a chance of light referred to as "The Aggies," snow ending in the not the Huskies during the afternoon 1920s. Saturday through Monday should be fair and cold lows in the teens, and highs in the 30s.

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LISPS 129580000 rostmasierbend torm j*>7w to Connecticut Daily Campus, Second Class Postage paid at 11 Dog Lane, 'irons, Conn 06268 Storr^ C onn. 06268 Published by Pie Connecticut Daily Campus it the Connecticut Daily Campus, an associate member ol the Box U-189. Monday through Associated Press which is Friday 9/12-12/9. 1/26-5/5. exclusively entitled to reprint National Security advisor Robert McFarlane has resigned from his top foreign policy Telephone: 429-9384. material published herein post See story above (UPI file photo). , . '> v.v.v.v.v.v. .v.w/rfV.v.w.v ■*j]f.*.*.i.*.'j.»».«:»»t«.... The Dally Cafnpus, Thursday. December 5. 1985 Page 3 News- ...for the dancers, stripping brings in plenty of money... From front page to sign a contract that pre- although she quit the lessons she said cers cater to the audience and near Storrs for the past vents them from working for she wanted to keep dancing Blondie thinks about her that's exactly what they month, after being out of the any other agency, but they Tina—who was so desperate current boyfriend, a barten- expect They expect the dan- circuit for several years, said can quit any time they want for money, that before she der at the place she dances, cers to try hard to turn them that nudity is sometimes Each dancer works about joined ICs she thought of while she's on stage, as do on," Leone said expected now as the audience three-and-a-half hours, alter- being a call girl—majored in many of the dancers. However, Cat like many is so accustomed to por- nating sets with another girl, dance and worked for an Cat's boyfriend is also an other dancers, does have her nography with the advent of however they both get paid African dance company for a exotic dancer and she thinks own standards and will not home movies and cable TVs for the whole night ICs while Blondie first started of him because "it makes me compromise them just to suit Playboy channel. agency pays a flat rate of $50 a dancing after her former boss smile'" And she thinks that her audience "It depends on the place, night the bar itself usually said he thought she' d be good smiling is important "I won't take off my G- because of X-rated movies. I pays $70, and the girls keep at it; at the time she was work- "If you're having fun it string I think that's tacky and avoid it I wait until about 15 all tips ing as a coctail waitress. makes them have fua If boring It's a bad act and I minutes after I'm on" Whatever their reasons, the you're up there laughing and can't stand a bad act" Many of the dancers bring It is the chance to majority of them stay in the giggling then they laugh with She also feels that it is her, costumes with them, some make money that business because quite sim- you," she said " Even if they* re not them who is in control. times spending as much as ply, they enjoy it not so crazy about the way "If a man sees me flash my $400 or $500 for a good inspired the women "You always see me smil- you look they appreciate bottom and cover it up, he's outfit ing" Blondie said "I love it I you' re up there trying to make gonna watch it because he "An old man told me it to start dancing . love to see people smiling I them happy." doesn't know when Tm gonna would be better being can even make them smile" It is this aim-to-please do it again I've got his atten- dressed," Blondie said Cat who is 24, has been Recently divorced from a attitude that the women's tion," Cat said "It's a head "People like that, but dressed dancing for six months with husband who abused her, and movements object to. Rene trip. They come here to see up." ICs makes about $50 on a slow after almost dying in a car Leone of the University of you instead of taking a girl out $500 may sound expensive night and nearly $300 when accident Blondie's main goal Connecticut" s womens center and they give you their especially as most dancers if s busy. now is to enjoy herself. Her frequently gives lectures on money. It's almost like being a consider the job only tem- It is the chance to make husbands abuse still haunts pornography and said this is step above them It's a fantasy porary, however the money money like this that inspired her, and is another reason probably one of the most for them." they will make in tips will more the women to start dancing in why she enjoys dancing damaging aspects of exotic Even on New Yorks 42 nd than cover the cost the first place Many had pre- "He [her ex-nusband] dancing Street where you might The amount of money the viously had jobs in sales of treated me like a piece of shit "I think the worst thing expect to see dancing at its girls make in tips depends on one kind or another, or and I love hearing and seeing about exotic dancers is the raunchiest the dancers have the location and the crowd in worked for minimum wage in guys be good to me now!" total degradation. The dan- Seepage4 the bar. Blondie averages $30 supermarkets etc and found to $70 a night working only in they could not make ends a small local bar. meet A large percentage of However, most girls work the dancers are single for agencies—ICs, one of the mothers; many girls sporting VIDEO VISIONS MOVIES & biggest in Connecticut sends tattoos are rumored among dancers to Fairfield county, the customers to be support- Over 2800 titles Large selection Hartford New Haven ing bikers. Danbury, Waterbury and Each dancer has her own to choose trom. of foreign movies Milford They advertise story of why she first thought through posters in bars like of dancing as a way to make & operas the 'Crazy Vlns' chain and money. Some have a dancing Also available word of mouth to get stag background—Cat took danc- party bookings. 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From page 3 audience under control and those who are relatively new their eyes, when I'm doing ressing, as the bar was very their standards. Catiana, who behind the rails that often at the job. Tina is still not these things I don't mean I quiet She said that many of works for a New York agency, separate the men from the comfortable with the situa- bought this mask to make it the men resent it when they refuses large tips if the price is stage tion She has only danced 10 easier for me but it's a little see her leave the bar with a removing her G- string even "They always have boun- times since she started work- too kinky maybe" wad of dollar bills that they for a second She may lose a cers and if thaf s not enough 1 ing two months ago. Tina does not feet as safe as just gave her in tips and that lot of tips, but the money is have a gun fully loaded and "Tonight I was going to many of the other dancers, makes her uneasy. She also less important than her self- ready to go," said Cat 'Tve leave" she said "I'm not a either, feeling that you can dislikes the way she makes respect, and the ability to go never had occasion to use it good dancer, Tm not being only tease somebody for so the tips. home to her children with a You can tell when people are suck me f*** me raw enough long "You go home at night and clear conscience She getting too hyper. You just I'm not giving them what they "A lot of people like want to you find crunched up dollar repeatedly tells her audience, slow down, you might even want I wanted to do modem possess you, to own you, not bills in your clothes and falling "lama professional I want put your top back on" dance for them but they don't just f*** you I have this fear out of your underwear. It feels respect?" and frequently Blondie often walks among really like that I keep saying to that one of these days some- like real dirty money. When bawls out a customer for her audience and willmaybe myself, one more song one one will be waiting in my car I'm home I want it far away touching her. put her arm around a regular more night for me* You know to get me from my bed" "I don't want to make customer, nevertheless her "For the first two or three back for teasing Tina did seem to be the money like that" she said experiences with her former sets I'm shaking in my boots. I "In a way you've got it over exception rather than the The law also provides husband have resulted in a have 170 eyeballs on me and I on them like you can get rule, although she said that additional control—if a cop hard line response to their know I can't give it to them them down on their knees she had seen many women sees a girl so much as kiss a advances. They're all coming for a little But at the same time it's a "go down" in the short time customer after being given "If someone goes to touch piece of love but it comes out dangerous thing to f ** with" she'd been dancing. Cat chec- money, he can arrest her for me back he's gonna get a in a real street kind of way. Tina entered the business ked out a number of bars with prostitution smack in the face!" she said Selling an ounce of love for a for the money but she said dancers before she decided to Every bar has a large num- Not all dancers are as confi- dollar. that she would probably go for the job. ber of bouncers to keep the dent however, especially "I find it hard to look into make as much money wait- "I didn't really know what went on in those places. I didn't know if guys talked to you or touched you But when I saw it I decided OK, I can handle it" Cat said "You have to have the right type of personality. You can't be shy. I guess it is a form of exhibitionism" The dancers who stay in the job for a long time are rare As Cat said "It's not the kind of thing you can grow old WANTED!! doing." All of them aim to make a lot of money and then quit Cat is saving for a house and her partner Sheila like many dancers, is supporting Any Person With No Sense of Humor... her children Sheila said that Anyone With A Weak Kidney... she had received many pro- posals of marriage from men in the audience, but had turned them all dowa "They wanna marry you and get you out of it I said no, you couldn't support me in WE CAN the way I'm accustomed to," she said "I bought a new car last week But I just want to get me and my kids set" MAKE YOU LAUGH See the comet Special observation sessions to give area residents a chance to view Halleys Comet TWO HOUR COMEDY SHOW are scheduled at The University of Connecticut Physics Building observatory from now until Dec 13. The sessions will begin at 7 TAKE A STUDY BREAK o'clock on clear nights, Mon- days through Thursdays, said Wednesday Dec. 11 Dr. Cynthia Peterson, UConn physics professor and an astronomer. 8:00pm Persons interested in observ- ing the once-every-75 years R.O.T.C. HANGAR phenomenon should call UConn graduate student Kris Larsen at 486-4922 before 7 pm to register for the session Also call Larsen to make Free Admission UConn ID Required arrangements for group observations.

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"••" " X L————J Page5 News The Dally Carnpus, Thursday, December 5, 1985 ...media over-attention Campus Connections designed to bring lovers together forces dancers to quit By Dana Goodale The group members had to throw out the number and Campus Correspondent choose a persuasion theory forget the whole thing" From front page There is a new way to meet that they have studied this Morrone said your ideal mate on the Univer- semester, and use the theory "We have put posters in a Darius said that the all-male revue held earlier this semester sity of Connecticut campus— in advertisements to try to get lot of the dorms, taken out wasn't protested because the group was still organizing He Campus Connections. people to use the matching space in the activities section added that if another all-male revue were to be held it would be Campus Connections is a service according to Morrone of the Daily Campus, and we protested in the same way. matching service that was "The slogan we have been will have a booth set up in the "Maybe the fact that the dancers didn' t show up shows there is designed by five members of a stressing is "Campus (Homer Babbidge) library more of an issue here than can be just written off as fun," said Communications Sciences Connections—We select lobby this Wednesday and Renee Leone another member of the Rape Education and persuasion class for a term you connect" Thursday for people who are Awareness Center. project according to group "All a person has to do is fill interested in using Campus Earlier in the evening before the review was canceled, Sulkis member, Melissa Morrone out a short questionnaire We Connections," according to said that he thought it was great that the protestors were exercis- "For the project the pro- match your characteristics Morrone ing their rights to express their opinions, and that they should fessor (Cindy White) told the with the person with similar There is no fee or charge for respect the right of Goodyear A and other students to have such class that they could either characteristics Then we give Campus Connections. a program He added that the protestors had been very cordial to research a persuasive cam- the both of them each other's To fill out a questionnaire him and Goodyear A in that they informed him they would be paign that already exists or phone numbers," Morrone or for more information Cam- protesting the event He also said that he didn't think this type of design an original. But if you said pus Connections will have a revue was harmful. designed your own campaign, "If you want to meet the table in the lobby of the "I don't think that this program will be harmful, if a man were you would have to put it into person we match you with Homer Babbidge Library on going to go out and rape a woman he is demented in the first action. So we got our group you call them up on the December 4 and 5, from 1 pm place" Sulkis said. "What they're going to see tonight is the same together and started working telephone If you are not to3 p.m and from 530 p.m. to thing they would see in a magazine at a movie or on on it" said Morrone interested, then you can 8 p.m television" A student who asked to remain anonymous, said that he felt protesting the event was wrong for two reasons "First ifs a free country and people have the right to have FINANCIAL AID DEADLINE shows like this...if people don't agree with the event then they shouldn' t go. Second, no one protested the all- male revue and no Students are reminded that February 15. 1986 is the deadline for issue was made of that" applying for Financial Aid for 1986-87 Sulkis said he had agreed to keep the name of the booking agency secret "They were worried about publicity," he All students (Indudlng incoming Freshmen) must submit both the Financial Aid added. Application and the Financial Aid Form (FAF) The Financial Aid Form (FAF) must be sent Sulkis said that he had an oral contract with the dancers' to Princeton. New Jersey and the University Application must be submitted to the agency for the performance He said that Goodyear A had paid Financial Aid Office prior to February 15, 1986 in order for financial aid awards to be for the sound system, police and advertising completed by the fee bill date which is Jury 15. 1986. All students who intend to apply for a State Guaranteed Bank Loan should submit their Bank Loan Application at the same time they apply for financial aid. Bank Loan Application should be picked up at participation banks or at the Financial Aid Office Application for PELL Grant is included on Financial Aid Form (FAF). A separate application is not required if the Financial Aid Form (FAF) is completed. Students are reminded to submit their Student Aid Reports (SAR) for the PELL Grant to the Financial Aid Office as soon as they (student) recieve it from Iowa City. The Financial Aid Office must have the SAR regardless of the student's eligibility for the PELL Grant PELL does not send a copy of the SAR to the Financial Aid Office All students who are enrolled on at least a half-time basis and who have not previously received a Bachelor's Degree from any institution are eligible to apply for .PELL Deadline for graduate students who previously attended The University of Connecticut is February 15. 1986. Newly entering graduate students deadline is May 1. IMPORTANT: All students must be considered full-time in order to recieve financial aid Undergraduates must register for and earn at least (12) credits Graduate students must be considered full-time by their advisors or departments

•#** *0fim**mflt* ■OV* •^^ Attention Women Students Effective January 1, 1986 there will be a policy change at the Student Health Services Women's Clinic In order to provide more comprehensive health care for our patients, we will adhere to a policy of providing prescription contraception methods only to those women receiving their total health care annual exams with the Women's Clinic That is to say, we will no longer be accepting physical exams done at

SUMMER JOBS IN 1986 outside facilities or from private physicians As a result women wishing to obtain HAWAII-FRANCE CALIFORNIA-BRITAIN.. prescription birth control through the Student Health Services Pharmacy will need Jobs for everyone any STATE any COUNTRY. Adventure or to have had their physical exam done at the Women's Clinic after attendance at career related Room/Board provided our required educational session. MONEY BACK GUARANTEED. Also for your information, the Student Health Services Pharmacy, now along APPLY NOW!!! For more info send with birth control pills and diaphragms, is selling contraceptive foam diaphragm $5MONEYORDER(No personal jelly, condoms and contraceptive sponges These norv prescription birth control checks accepted) to: tr. ADVENTURES 309 methods may be purchased Monday-Friday, 9:00am-5:00pm at the Pharmacy. Washington Street P.O. Box 5 Westwood MA 02090 •av* " "^■*"^'' ^»* i*H/m0*m0lfmt w00m0 '^M1^ •^V** Page 6 The Dally Campus Thursday. December 5. 1985 = News

Kwanzaa celebrated ••• new bills to affect club funding From iron! page By Stuart Donner This year, the holiday is he was referring to An Area District Residency vacancies Ryan told the Campus Correspondent being celebrated early on In other business the Act states that "no student assembly. A moment of silence and a Dec 1-7 because the tradi- assembly passed a series of shall be eligible to run for a "We have been trying to candle-light vigil for the tional dates of Dec 26-Jan 1 bills including one that Student Assembly seat rep- improve our ability to help "brothers and sisters in South coincide with UConn's redefines the policy regarding resenting a residential area students" Representative Africa" marked the Afro- winter break the funding of clubs and one who is not a resident of that Kraig St Pierre said "John American Cultural Center's A small part of the week- that sets new restrictions on area on election day." Ryan's bill does exactly 3rd day observance of a uni- long celebration was the students who wish to run for The act was drafted in res- that" que African-American holiday candle-light vigil held outside election to the assembly. ponse to an incident last year The assembly also ap- last night in the Student Union mall, The Student Social Organi- in which an incumbent proved the formation of a lec- The holiday, known as last night zation Funding Act will allow assembly member ran unop- ture series advisory panel Kwanzaa, is derived from the Braving the numbing tem- clubs with restrictive mem- posed in an area where he did The panel, which will begin ifs celebrations of agricultural peratures a group of 35 bership policies to recieve not live At the time there was work next semester, will peoples in Africa during har- UConn students formed a USG funding for events pro- concern over the ethics of research and report on vest The word Kwanzaa circle outside the Student vided the events are open to such a move but nothing in various lecturers whom the signifies the "First Fruits" Union to offer prayers of unity the entire undergraduate stu- the USG constitution pre assembly might consider According to AACC coor- to the black populations of the dent body. Under former USG vented it sponsoring The pane) does dinator and director Artie world and to remember those policy, clubs with restricted The new bill, which was not have any decision or con- Travis the holiday is also a who remain oppressed in membership could not sponsored by Representative tracting power, but would time to " reflect upon the dual South Africa The ceremony recieve USG funding of any John Ryan, allows for special only serve to advise the identity of being an American lasted about 10 minutes kind. The new law will allow elections for seats which assembly. with African origins" After a moment of silence restricted membership, pro- remain open after the regular Created in 1966 by M. Ron and a chorus of "We Shall vided it is non- discriminatory, election If no-one can be Karenga, Kwanzaa is a distinct Overcome", the candles were but denies funding to events found to fill empty assembly Philippine Afro-American holiday, not extinguished and the group or projects in which there is seats area councils would be African departed into the night limited access responsible for filling the future seen Do Your Christmas Shopping Before Finals!!! as grim 50%OFF CHAINS..CHARMS... By Charles Hargreaves EARRINGS... RINGS Campus Correspondent Delta Sigma H sponsors The future of the Philip- jewelry Wholesale pines is grim, but the fight 14ktGOLD • STERLING SILVER against oppression will con- tinue, according to Delia Aguilar, director of the Center for Educational Innovation JEWELRY SALE] and a native Philippino WED &. THURS - DEC 4th &. 5th Aguilar spoke on the Philip- pines Wednesday night WED. THURS &* FRL - DEC 1 1 th, 12th &. 1 3th About 50 people attended the 9:00 AJW4:30 PM lecture which was sponsored by the Political Economics EAR PIERCING ROOM 101 STUDENT UNION club. Aguilar said she was by a Registered Nurse Checks &. Credit Cards Welcome pleased with the turnout but wide selection of earrings added that "the kind of situa- tion that brings the Philip- only $9.99 pines to people's conscious- SPECIAL -one ear only ness is not necessarily a posi- $4.99 tive one and that is sad" Aguilar began by emphasiz- ing the "profound impact" that the U. S. has had on Philip- pine history.

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' y/VW*-v.v. •• -:: * - x .*x .ww ■' • w«/*////^" The Daily Campus, Thursday, December 5, 1985 Life/Style Page7 Santa Glaus delights children of all ages See page 9 By Derek Gray other shoots the picture grandfathers and other adults ifs time for Santa and the W Daily Campus Staff After the picture and a chat as well as the children" elves to close their shop. The white-bearded, plump about what they want for Santa roams the mall with a man in the red suit and cap Christmas, Santa sends the Claus says that two is the basket before he goes, giving comes right through the main children away with candy critical age for children who out candy canes to anyone entrance of the mall at 2:50 canes. wish to sit on his lap Most of who wants one p.m the children under two cry, "Merry Christmas'" R "Merry Christmas!" he "What do you say?" he says shouts as he walks among the instructs the mother of one "You'll never try to force Santa admits he lives in stores at the Eastbrook Mall boy. them" he says Columbia Conn but main- and shakes customers' hands "Thank you, Santa" the tains that he is "just stopping "Hi how are'ya?" boy says. Most of the toy requests through on my way to the I "Ho! Ho! Ho!" roars a young Claus says he loves his job, run with the general trend" North Pole" boy who seemed to know which began a week before Claus says "I get a lot of Does he mean that his Santa's lines better than Santa Thanksgiving and lasts requests for Barbie Dolls and name really is..? does. through December 23 rd Cabbage Patch Kids and com- "Santa Claus" he says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa roars puters for the older kids dryly. Then he laughed and back " Tve done it for a number of "Of course, the real old kids his eyes twinkled T At three o'clock it's time for years for the fire depart- all want automobiles and the jolly, old gent to man his ment," the bespectacled man money," he laughs. (And Santa's hours at Eastbrook post on the red wooden chair in the costume says "I when he laughed his belly Mall are 3-5 p.m Monday on the platform in the center worked here part-time two shook kind of like a bowl full through Wednesday 6:30- of the malL A line of children years ago and then this year." of...oh, never mind) 8:30 p.m Thursday and E tugging impatiently on their "I get all ages," he says Friday, and 1-4p.m Saturday parents' coats has formed 'Tve had grandmothers and When five o'clock comes, and Sunday. awaiting a $3.50 photograph *0**0*0*0*4*0*0*0*0^^0*0*0*0*0^&*0*0^*0*0^^&&*m of themselves on Santa's knee Two young ladies dressed in green elf costumes with red Tickets $3.00 shoes assist Santa One leads On Sale the children to Santa's lap; the Tues. 12/3 - FrL 12/6 SU Lobby 1 1 am - 4pm Library Lobby 6 pm - 9 pm

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WASHINGTON (AP)- among womea though still The American Cancer Deadly lung cancer is finally far below the rate for mea has Society estimates that 462,000 declining among white been rising more than 5 per- people will die of cancer in the FEATURES American men after worsen- cent per year, reaching a rate United States this year. Lung ing for more than half a cen- of just under 34 per 100,000 in cancer deaths are estimated tury, the National Cancer 1983, the cancer institute at 125,600, including 87,000 Institute reported crediting report said men and 38,600 womea the good news to millions of smokers giving up cigarettes. Incidence of the disease JV»»*-«^l»«»«»^>.» m0ftm *&>— »J^"» ■ However, officials said the among black mea 125.3 cases generally fatal disease is still per 100,000 in 1983, has been increasing among women— increasing at a rate of nearly 3 with females' lung cancer percent per year. KELP! deaths expected to exceed those from breast cancer this Survival chances of lung year—and is continuing at a cancer victims are relatively The DAILY CAMPUS high level among black mea low, with only 13 percent of victims diagnosed during the The institute also reported 1977-82 period surviving or NEEDS A RECEPTIONIST FOR the five-year survival rate for expected to survive five years American victims of all can- or longer, the report said NEXT SEMESTER cers has leveled off at just under 50 percent after rising Overall, a 49 percent five- slightly in recent years. year survival rate was esti- Call Lois at 429-9384, or stop by Emphasizing the most mated for victims of all encouraging news, officials cancers during that period, the Daily Campus office at said new cases of lung cancer the same rate as for the 1976- declined to 79.3 per 100,000 81 period The rate had risen 11 Dog Lane white men in 1983 from 82.7 from 38 percent for 1960-63 to the previous year, a decrease 42 percent for 1970-73 to 48 they said comes two decades percent for 1975-80. after men began quitting •*» #*-» smoking in substantial numbers. ^*% Corsages for Semi-formate. Discover "This proves that people ojizoitypG Campus can successfully reduce their Zoov 4 'Mom Procmsamq, Inc. cancer risk by quitting smok- UCOMI Florist ing or not taking up smoking" 487-1794 Rt. .MAOoqUm Secret Santa Flowers from 994 said Dr. Vincent T. DeVita Jr., Christmas Balloons from 99< director of the federal insti- Red Roses $15.95/doz tute "The tragedy is that lung Christmas Plants & Flowers to bring home cancer rates continue to Resume Headquarters HOUDA Y BALLOONS & STUFFED ANIMALS increase among women" word processed / Xerox 8200 copies Due to women's smoking Mistletoe &. Holly _ ^_ _ _ _, _ patterns, which have not Rt 195 Downtown Storrs (Next»paursPtau) 487-1193 shown the rapid declines of .vhite mea a decrease in lung :ancer among women is not 7 expected for 15 to 20 years, NOW DELIVERING the officials said in the nstitute's - annual cancer statistics update ON CAMPUS CALL 429-4432 Along with the update, ORDERS TAKEN FROM officials distributed a report OOO LANE-STORBS. CONN 429-4412 FREE DELIVERY ON Sat and Sun saying that from 1964 to 1980 STORE HOURS: 7 OAYS. 1-10 the percentage of smokers ORDERS OF $5.00 OR MORE Only declined from 51.3 percent to 37.1 percent for white men FISH FRY and from 59.6 percent to 44.9 1 DOUBLE CRISP percent for black men but EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY UggM only from 34.2 percent to 29.8 CHICKEN percent for womea Fish & Chips $439 ***?B By 1983, it said, the percen- 2 PIECES '1.39 12 PIECES '7.59 tage for all men had continued Dinner ONLY I 3 PIECES '1.99 15 PIECES '9.49 dropping to 34.8 percent IMCIUOES 1 PC FISH. CHIPS. COLE SUW. & TMTM SAUCI •RACKS' urncM-Donm 5 PIECES '3.29 18 PIECES'10.99 while the rate for women FRESH CLAM CHOWDER edged down only slightly to EVERY WED. & FRI. PAHTOS 9 PIECES '5.69 21 PIECES'12.59 29.5 percent There was no HOT. JUICY CHICKEN further racial breakdown 200 CASES COLD BEER READY TO GO WHEN YOU ARE! IOWIST PHICIl OB CAMPUS! *y New cases of lung cancer Bud Suitcase 24 12 oz cans $9.85 Potato Lo9s • FOR 49° have consistently risen since 2ri • I i iMCLUOCS COU SLAIAW. I $"| "7 Q at least the mid-1930s, when Piece Luncn national statistics were first 3 PieC8 Lunch available There have been a Coors 12 Pack i2ozcans $4.99 '2.39 few small single-year dec- $ reases, but the 1983 decline of Busch Suitcase 24 12 oz cans $8.85 Chicken Nuggets 6 FOR 1.09 4.1 percent for white men is the first considered statis- Foot Long Grinders tically significant s Rates of increase in the dis- Hot Sausage *2.89 Roast Beef 3.89 ease, as high as 10 percent a $ $ year, slowed to 2.5 percent a Ham 3.89 Turkey Breast 3.89 year for white men in the mid- uMiiuucmn IITTKI IMII Hmi "cmi 1970s and to 0.6 percent per ■. MUHH1 MIMMW■ >M 11 M 10m mm M.T year from 1978 through 1982. I -—EDWARDS UNIVERSAL—j 1—EDWARDS UNIVERSAL — I I The biggest improvement Free Nachos I has been among men under $1.00 !o &. Hot Chese with I io off Any Foot Long Grinder 45, who were in their mid-20s IC IC purchase of any 2 Liter Soda I or younger in 1964, the year of l=> I I the highly publicized U.S. sur- 0 geon general's report linking !° EXPIRES Dec 10th I EXPIRES Dec 10th I smoking and lung cancer. J

Lung cancer incidence I 4* * tA.i '1J.1.I.I.I.1.1.1.H ktlll ■IIMIUIIIIIIIIHMllllliil ' IM11 |-|-| | |) J Page 10 The Dally Campus, Thursday, December 5, 1985 Life/Style Area's It's that time of the year for... population to grow

•GREEN PERSONALS WASHINGTON (AP)—New England will get a third met- ropolitan area with a popula- tion of more than a million by the turn of the century, but San Francisco will depose that wealthy Connecticut section <£>. as No. 1 in per capita income the Census Bureau predicted The Census Bureau said the Bridgeport-Stamford-Norwalk- Danbury, Conn, metropolitan area, will grow to more than a DEADLINE: December 9 at 4:00 million people by the year 2000, but will drop to No 2 in per capita income behind San PRICE: $2.25 for the first 25 words Francisco. The two New Englad areas already exceeding a million .05 for every additional word people, Boston-Lawrence- Salem-Lowell-Brocton in Massachusetts and Hartford- New Britain-Middletown- Bristol, are projected to have solid population growth, but not as rapid as that wealthy Fairfield County area The Bridgeport area had a 1983 population of 817,000, the Census Bureau said and will grow to 1.04 million by 2000, an increase of 27.2 percent that would move it up from 53rd place to 52 nd in the nation In contrast, the New York metropolitan is expected to grow a paltry 1.7 percent, while the West Palm Beach, Fla, area is expected to grow a whopping 613 percent, the Census Bureau said The Boston area is expected to climb from a 1983 popula- tion of 3.673 million to 4301 million in 2000, a U.l percent increase that will move it from the sixth largest to the fifth largest, the Census Bureau said The Hartford area, mean- while, is projected to grow at about the same rate 172 per- cent from 1.058 million to 1240 million the Census Bureau said a change that will hold it as the 42 nd largest metro area in the country. The Census Bureau projec- ted that total growth for all 55 of the largest metropolitan statistical areas would be 15.4 percent The Bridgeport area's per capita personal income is expected to grow from $18380 in 1983 to $19,049 in 2000, an increase of 33.2 percent that will move that area from 15th highest in the nation to 11th. The Hartford area's per capita income will climb from $14,523 to$19,463, a34 percent increase that will raise that metro area from 12th to 10th in the rankings The Census Bureau projec- ted the three big New England metro areas also will see a solid «t's not too long until you'll be walking up to get this is the best way we know to prove it. growth in jobs. your degree But there's something you could get Of course, the American Express Card will right now that will help you in any walk of life The prove to be a great help to you in your career—for Employment in Boston and American Express" Card. travel and for entertaining. And, to entertain your- its surrounding cities and Because if you're a senior and you've self, you can use it to buy some new clothes for towns is expected to rise from accepted a $10,000 career-oriented job, you work or some new things for home. In addition, the 2.065 million to 2.785 million an could get the American Express Card. Card is also a great way to help you begin to estab- increase of 34.9 percent That's it No strings No gimmicks (And even if lish your credit history. The Bridgeport area's you don't have a job right now, don't worry. This So call 1-800-THE-CARD and ask to have a Spe- offer is still good for 12 months after you graduate) cial Student Application sent to employment is projected to This is a special offer from American Express be you Or look for one on campus. -kAlfclM.V/J I 1A.H1' climb 443 percent from 428,- cause, as graduating seniors, we think you're kind The American Express Card. 000 to 617,000, and the of special In fact, we believe in your future And Don't leave school without it."* Hartford area may see a 37.6 0'- percent increase in jobs, from 599,000 to 824,000, the Census Bureau said trie bally Campus. Thursday, December S', 1985 J^agetl ArtSi HSO announces debut of new music director

London born Michael Tickets are $6 to $22 and where he was later to head on tour throughout Great Scottish BBC and the London Lankester—conductor of may be purchased by calling music and opera and where Britain Mozart Players such leading British ensem- the Bushnell Box Office at he still remains a member of bles as the London Symphony 246-6807. the conducting staff. After In addition to the London Shlomo Mintz's formidable and the English Chamber being awarded a conducting Symphony and the English talent, impeccable technique Currently Resident Con- Orchestra instructor at the scholarship in 1967, Mr. Chamber Orchestra Mr. and sublime tone quality have prestigious Royal Academy of ductor of the Pittsburgh Lankester formed Lankester" s impressive con- enchanted audiences and Music in England and colla- Symphony, Mr. Lankester Contrapuncti, a chamber ducting credits include the colleagues alike Establishing borator with such illustrious studied with Sir Adrian Boult orchestra with whom he gave Birmingham Symphony, the See page 17 directors as Jonathan Miller, at the Royal College of Music, many concerts in London and Franco Zeffirelli, Peter Hall and Laurence Olivier (the latter as Music Director of the ********************************* National Theater of Great * * * * Britain)—will make his official * debut as Music Director of the UCONN Ski Club, & Tetf s * Hartford Symphony Orches- Get in the 3 ■* * tra on Tuesday, December 3 ■* present # •* and Wednesday, December 4- e > * * 8 p.m. at Hushne 11 Memorial ■* A * HalL e * *

After a special introductory • ceremony, in which HSO * ® Skating * * Board President Coleman H 9 # Casey will officially "pass the * baton" to Mr. Lankester, the * # °d® Party! * new Maestro will lead one of * the most powerful and diver- of Christmas ^ £Dec. 5, Thursday night * sified programs of the year. * After starting with the light yet • » #11:15 pm-12:45am * virtuosic Overture to Candide • Pre Christmas Sale * by Leonard Bernstein, the * Symphony will continue with * Prokofiev's compelling Violin Free for all * Homecoming T-shirts * * Concerto No 1—performed * Refreshments * by the young Israeli virtuoso * •* Shlomo Mintz. Bach's still available * 50C rentals •* •* Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 inS278S.U. * and Stravinsky's Firebird * * Suite There will be spotlights, * flowers, trumpet fanfares and % # * I Sale price $3.00 <=f f77r- | * other festivities planned to *USG funded event * welcome Maestro Lankester 'located at UCONN Hockey rink * these two evenings. * 0000000000000000JS *********************************

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The USG LECTURE SERIES presents

former United States Presidential Candidate JOHN B. ANDERSON speaking on "AMERICA AT THE CROSSROADS'

-social and economic policy-

Thursday December 5th at 7:00 pm Student Union Ballroom Free Admission * % , \ The Daily Campus ■ • \ • "> Our 90 th year PagelL' PauCTTMEdMor WAITED mWVi Joanne ZuzJck. Mrtg Edtor Matt Cooiuon. Auoc Mng EdKor HOURS IN THE WRONG Brian Won. Senior Writer * SXTE of coNNicrici/ UNEUUSTEfiDONT MOTOR VEHICLE: COmAIN TOME- DONTTELL DEPARTMENT USE OUR COMMENT A fine move by ME! VUBTBI5IS THtUNEFOR USG, Strassle THE COMMENT At last the Undergraduate Student Govern- W. ment has given the students of UConn a sign that H it wants to get its act together. Last night during a meeting in which former president Jay Stolfi hoped to be re-elected, the assembly threw its support behind current presi- dent Art Strassle thereby making Strassle a presi- dent in his own right Strassle's lame-duck term is over. USG can get down to business Thafs not to say the assembly members haven't been working since Stolfi took his so- called 'leave of absence? If s that they lacked leadership and direction. When Strassle was expected to resign, he had little influence Now, backed by an assembly that clearly wants the Mike Royko — quiet leadership he can provide Strassle can take controL What happened at last nighf s meeting was a Dwarf toss thrown for loss pleasant surprise We expected the assembly to go along with Stolffs plan and make him presi- Chris Creswell was a bit unsteady for so "So I said OK, I wont do It early on a Sunday afternoon But that can "And I had already decided to cancel dent Instead, USG decided it had had enough of happen when you're in the tavern business when the city came after me on it too." Stolffs antics— that too much attention was being and are enthusiastic about your own pro- Mayor Harold Washington, with an eye paid to a man who loves to see his name and pic- duct Especially if you've suffered a on the short vote issued a statement say- ture in print The members decided they wanted depressing disappointment ing "This alleged contest is degrading and to be viewed as a legislative body that is respons- It was to have been Cresweirs big day, mean-spirited, endangers its participants ible for its actions They believed that by backing with network TV cameras, reporters and and is repugnant to everyone truly crowds of two-fisted drinkers gathering in committed to eliminating prejudice Strassle attention would shift from Stolfi to all of his tavern O"Sullivan's Public House, in against any group." USG as it should. Chicago. And the city's law department went to We congratulate USG members on a fine move They were to witness the first official court and got a temporary restraining They've showed that they are under control and dwarf-tossing contest in the United States order, preventing Creswell from allowing want to be responsible to their constituents I use the word "official" because Creswell anybody to toss a dwarf in or near his bar, unless Creswell had the proper license Good job. had been contacted by the English dwarf- throwing association, which said It "Gee and I didn't even know you sanctioned the competition needed a license to toss a dwarf in or near Of course, the English dwarf-throwers his bar, unless Creswell had the proper Cancellation shows are a self-appointed world body, so ifs license questionable as to how official their I didn't either. So I asked a City Hall revue's lack of merit approval is spokesman how one got a dwarf- throwing In truth, the English have no business license Too much attention causes the cancellation of claiming that they are the world governing "You'd have to get a public place of the all- female revue Doesn't that tell Goodyear A body of dwarf-throwing since the sport amusement license if ifs on your own pre- residents something about that type of event? originated about a year ago in Australia mises If ifs on the sidewalk you'd have to Almost a dozen media representatives were on when some barroom bouncers tossed get a publi way permit" some little guy around a pub and claimed Ah, so there is no specific dwarf- hand to cover the protests surrounding the 'fun- the world record toss of 30 feet throwing license? draiser.' That type of attention proved to be more It was only then that the Bristish got into "No but these would cover it" than the strippers wanted— they decided to stay it and their best dwarf-throw was barely Although I am not a lawyer, I suspect that in and keep their clothes on 15 feet which isn't surprising when you the city is bending the law in this case It What type of performers shun publicity? If a look at the arms on somebody like Prince seems to me that if a consenting adult Charles dwarf chooses to be tossed it is his right to show has any merit on an artistic or entertainment All of this led to Cresweirs decision to be tossed level, publicity is craved by the actors The fact that hold the USA's first dwarf-toss in And Tm sure that if Creswell fought this these dancers want to keep as low a profile as Chicago on the sidewalk outside his bar. all the way through the higher courts he possible leads one to believe that even they His teams had all lined up their little peo- would eventually win If ifs acceptable regard their activities as sleazy. ple to throw, they had put up the entry fees even praiseworthy, for somebody like Strip shows have no value period. They should and they were ready to start throwing William "The Fridge" Perry to plop himself But on Sunday, after the contest had on top of a 170-pound runner, it can't be not happen at a university with supposedly been canceled, a mournful-sounding illegal to toss a consenting dwarf. ' educated* people We are not saying Goodyear A Creswell said "All I wanted to do was have But we'll never know, since Creswell has shouldn't be allowed to stage the show, just that a little fun Get a little publicity. Give the cus- vowed that he is through with dwarf- residents should show a little class and respect for tomers a good time I didn't want to tossing forever. people as people They should realize that they offend anyone" "Never again" he said "I've given the prize money to charity and this thing is can- are only demeaning themselves and the univer- Ah, but he did There is an organization called The Uttie People of America, which celed for good" sity by presenting such shows as the all-female claims to represent dwarfs, midgets and And now that it is over, he admitted that revue other tiny people And they have been his contest probably didn't even qualify as opposing dwarf-tossing as an insensitive dwarf-tossing example of man's inhumanity to little "My house dwarf, who is called Munch, man is Just under 5 feet tall and weighs 133 They protested to city and state officials pounds He's not even a dwarf. He's just a ProbSoms with th© Dross? and last week Creswell got a phone call short guy." from the office of the Illinois Attorney. Then you could go ahead and have a "They called me in and were very nice" short guy-throwing contest and... Call John Yearwood, The Daily Creswell said "They told me that they pro- "No. All I'm going to have is a tall bably didn't have any legal way to prevent drink" me from doing it But they said it would be Campus ombudsman, at better if I didn't Mike Royko is a syndicated columnist

486-5980 Quotable

"Being a celebrity like I am is like being raped You can't do anything about it —John McEnroe, on questions about his relationship with actress Tatum O'Neal

IHMMMHMMMMMNMMBMIMMI »l#HIM%ltfl »!,»,».»,»,!,« . - - The Daily Campus, Thursday. December 5. 1985 Page 13 Opinion Letters to the Editor- r Shearer and Glen Social Reticence An unprofessional attitude In the past few weeks I have structor is bombarded with a unless they are certain that Nuclear America noticed many incidents of myriad of questions their questions and opinions social reticence due to self This behavior is not restric- will be well received Everyone in America seems to have given up on nuclear imposed peer pressure This ted to academic situations. A The go-with-the-flow men- power as a panacea for the country's dwindling resource imagined peer presure is not friend once described this tality is not a professional base Everyone it seems, except for the nuclear power only unnecessary but hinders type of behavior at of all attitude If questions were not industry and Its chief proponent Energy Secretary John individuals from gaining the places a UConn football game asked nor opinions voiced at Herrington greatest value from their The group he was with merely board meetings the pro- education watched the game as it they fessional world would come At a nuclear industry conference in San Fransisco two A prime example of social were stoics Upon observing to a standstill. weeks ago. Secretary Herrington lost his composure Hav- reticence due to self imposed one of the group members In the pursuit of pro- ing recently returned from France where more than 60 per- peer pressure is evident in the cheering they all began to fessionalism we must shed cent of all energy is nuclear-generated Herrington de- classroom Although the cheer. these pseudo-fears and risk clared "If s truly disappointing for me to come home and majority of the students may It appears that the goal of a being an individuals. Success- see the Shoreman plant (Long Island Lightening Co.'s have a relevant question, group is conformity. If a mem- ful results would yield a facility) struggling to come on line because of a regulatory none will venture to pose their ber of the group deviates from greater exchange of beliefs process which purports to serve the public but which in fact question for fear of feeling like the accepted norm the group and ideas and create a society denies the public the benefits of safe economical an idiot Yet, once some redefines conformity to incor- of individuals prepared for the power." courageous student risks the porate the deviant behavior. professional world Whaf s so mind-boggling about Herrington's disposition feared humiliation, the in- People will not speak out Joseph Tokarski is that in the tradition of James Watt, he believes nuclear power would be flourishing in this country if it weren't for a No more few determined environmentalists and regulation-happy bureaucrats. As he told his San Fransisco audience, "regula- tion and litigation have hamstrung nuclear power in this argument Apology to Puerto Ricans country... public fears about (nuclear) safety are unwarranted" On December 3, there was a This is to response to let- dent and would like to thank forum that was the result of ters published in the Decem- everyone for their past pre- The press is also culpable Herrington insinuates. The inci- the all female review sche- ber 3rd issue of the Dairy sent and future support dent several years ago at Three Mile Island for example has duled for December 4. The Campus and to individuals been " magnified and feeds the public perception of nuclear protesting the Husky's Husky Dog power as too risky, even though a nearly identical plant theme of the meeting was to Oconee-2, holds the world record for the longest run voice opposition to the actions at a recent basketball "exploitation of women" contest between the Huskies The division of athletics sin- rime" It appears to me that the and the Puerto Rican cerely apologizes for an act Indeed Three Mile Island marked a major shift in public organizers of that forum National Team. which took place during the attitudes toward nuclear power. A poll taken in September should have spoken with the While it is unfortunate that November 23 rd basketball of 1978. six months before the accident indicated that only actual participants of the members of the community game against the Puerto 31 percent of all Americans opposed the construction of review. Do the participants were offended by certain Rican National Basketball new nuclear power plants Surveys taken following the acci- know anything about the actions, no harm was meant Team in the Field House dent showed that 45 percent opposed new plants Today exploitation of women? If they at all. I can understand the The Husky Dog a long time 60 percent do. Have these people been duped? do, they obviously do not offense taken by what took valuable resource in creating Certainly Wall Street doesn't think so. Last February, For- care, or else they would not goodwill among students, place and I apologize for that alumni, faculty and staff, and bes magazine surveyed the nuclear power industry and be parading around a stage However, there certainly was concluded that it was the "largest managerial disaster in while pandering to awestruck none implied and never has, especially the general public, business history." The magazine reported the investors had men If they do not, then those nor will be, in any of the antics made a terrible mistake He sunk $ 125 billion in nuclear power with an additional $ 140 women should have been at of the UConn Mascot The crossed the fine line and in billion slated to be spent by the end of the decade Long the forum listening particular incident was direc- doing so embarrassed and Islands Shoreman plant for example originally was projec- The bottom line is this, if the ted at the opposition and not insulted fans attending the ted to cost $261 million when it was to have been com- women did not take part in the at an ethnic group or nation game pleted in 1969. Not yet finished the plant is expected to review, there would not be a Our division does not con- cost more that $4.5 billion review. It has nothing to do The individual under the done treating people in this with a male's decision; it is up costume is not racist nor pre- manner. We have repriman- With the loss of investor confidence 100 planned nuclear to the female to choose judice and never meant to ded the individual and sin- plants have been canceled int the past 12 years Construc- whether she will make herself exhibit such characteristics cerely feel that this has tion had already begun on 22 plants before their owners available for exploitation or He/she does his/her best to enhanced his sensitivity threw in the toweL No new plants have been ordered not represent and drum up sup- which is part of the process since 1978. poit for, the University at Since these women have we are all about—education With all this bad news Herrington and friends have draf- chosen to exploit themselves, various events and believes that there are multi-ethnic ted a "strategic plan" for reviving the LLS civilian nuclear there can really be no John L Toner power industry. Even though the Reagan administration further argument morals under the costume The author is director of The Husky regrets this inci- acknowledges such plants have become "unacceptable UConn Athletics. economic risks," the future lies according to Herrington, in Guy Chapman a new generation of light-water reactors (LWR). Some of Herrington's friends at the Energy Department would also like to see one standard design for power plants— a national reactor system The development of such plans Energy officials admit must fall on the shoulders of the nuclear industry and not the government In the meantime Herrington would like to see his agency develop a reactor to sell overseas "We will con- tinue to explore designs for small plants and pin down the market need" he said in San Fransisco. Herrington doesn' t accept complaints about the safety of nuclear power. Like many advocates he believes that nuclear evergy is the most controlled technology in the world Yet a June 1985 accident at the Davis-Besse facility out- side Toledo, Ohio, underscored the fine line between con- trol and disaster. Fourteen different pieces of equipment failed furing the mishap, causing coolant to drop to dangerous levels Congressional pressures following the Davis-Besse inci- dent provoked the Nuclear Regulatory Commission to close five plants temporarily until safety questions were resolved Even the NRC admits there is a 45 percent pro- bability that there will be at least one meltdown of a nuclear power plant in the LLS by the year 2005. Meanwhile as of 1983, some 30,000 industry workers had been exposed to radiation equal to 25 or more chest X- rays Surely, everyone in America wants energy self-suf- ficiency, but not at a deadly price If s time Herrington and his nuclear fan club began preparing non-nuclear option* for responding to the next energy crisis

' All TKE COMPCUl*. £VIOO#C£ Ip, A; Glen and Shearer are syndicated columnists. ... . • .« Page 14 The Dally Campus. Thursday, December 5, 1985 Arts Atrium Gallery plans panel on photography A panel discussion on open Monday through Friday, "Landscape in Photography" 830 am to 4:30 p.m. on Dec 10 will be held in con- junction with the latest exhibit at UConn's Atrium Gallery. Each of the four photo- graphers will show 15 prints for the exhibit The prints by Panelists will include Hanson are in color, all others photogfaphers Tom Hricko of are in black and white. New Haven, Allen K. Hess of Dorchester, MA and Thomas Tom Hricko, who teaches Carabasi of Philadelphia PA at Fairfield University, has The program will be held at received several awards for 730 p. m in the Gallery, with a his photographs, including a reception for the artists to Photographers Fellowship follow. The program is open from the Connecticut Com- free to the public mission on the Arts in 1980. From 1972 to 1974 he was an artist-in-residence with the Photographic works by Creative Arts Workshop in Hricko, Hess, Carabasi and New Haven David Hanson of Billings, Montana make up the Some of his photographs Atrium's exhibit titled "Four are in several collections, Landscape Photographers" including that of Southern on display Dec 9 through 23. New England Telephone at This photo by Tom Hricko, of New Haven, Is featured in the Atrium Gallery's The Atrium Gallery, located in Long Wharf Maritime Center "Landscape In Photography" exhibit, which opens Dec 9 and runs through the 23rd. the Art Building of the UConn in New Haven More photos by other artists on page 16. School of Fine Arts complex is TT Previously an instructor of art in photography at the DAN Massachusetts College of Art CHEVY and the School of the Museum of Fine Arts, both in Boston, CHASE AYKROTD Allen Hess has some of his photographs in collections of the New Orleans Museum of Art and the "Seagram County Court House Archives" of the Library of Congress. Among his awards is a Photographer's Fellowship from the National Endowment for the Humani- ties in 1981.

David Hanson has been an instructor in photography at the Rhode Island School of Design in Providence since 1983. He has shown his works in many exhibits, including the Tyler' Art Gallery, State University of New York, Oswego, NY in September, and the Barbizon Art Gallery in London, U.K. in May. Among his awards is a 1985 John Simon Guggenheim Memorial Fellowship.

Since 1980, Thomas Carabasi has been teaching in and around the Philadelphia area, including Bucks County Community College, the Art Institute of Philadelphia and the University of Delaware His one-man exhibitions include the University City Science Center in Philadelphia, the Cultural Activities Center With spies like these in Temple, TX and the Photographer's Gellery in who needs enemies? Melbourne, Australia

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I Opportunity EmpOye' M/F H V The Dally Campus Thursday, December 5, 1985 Page 17 Arts ...Lankester takes position as HSO music director From page 11 Feher introduced Mintz to remarkably successful won the prestigious Grand Mendelssohn concert! with himself as one of the most Isaac Stern, who took an recording career as an exciting violinists of our time, interest in his playing and exclusive Deutsche Gram- Prix du Disque for his perfor- the Chicago Symphony under he has been invited to per- eventually arranged a scholar- mophon artist In 1981, he mance of the Bruch and Claudk) Abbado. form with virtually every pres- ship form the America-Israel tigious orchestra and con- Foundation, which made it ductor in the world Bom in possible for Mintz to study Moscow in 1957, Shlomo with Dorothy DeLay at Juilliard Mintz began his study of the in New York. In 1973, Mintz Free concerts to continue violin at 3Vfe in Israel. made his debut at Carnegie Hall with William Steinburg Paul Phillips will direct The Chamber Players will present HalL At age six, the promising and the Pittsburgh Symphony. University of Connecticut a free concert in von der These free concerts are young musician was taken to Wind Ensemble and Marty Mehden HalL sponsored by the UConn Hona Feher, the renowned Kluger will lead the Percus- As part of its University School of Fine Arts Hungarian violinist who had Three years later, he gave sion Ensemble in their last Ensemble Series The Univer- molded the early careers of his first performances in appearance of the semester sity of Connecticut School of Pinchas Zukerman and Europe and has since been a Dec 5 at 8:15 pm. in von der Fine Arts will feature the For further information, several other fine Israeli regular guest at most of the Mehden HalL UConn Concert Band and contact the 24-hour School of violinists. At age 11, Mintz major internatonal festivals On Dec 8, at 8:15 p.m. The University Chorale Dec 10 at Fine Arts Event Information made his concerto debut with Mintz has also enjoyed a University of Connecticut 8:15 pm in von der Mehden line at (203) 486-2106. the Israel Philharmonic under the direction of Zubin Mehta Soon after, he was called on a week's notice to play the Paganini First Concerto with the Orchestra after Itzhak Perlman fell ill German group cuts debut album RCA Records is releasing the American album debute by Modern Talking Ger- many's hot new duet sensa- tion which is sweeping the European continent at a record setting pace Approp riatety entitled THE FIRST ALBUM it includes the first European single "You're My Heart, You're My Soul," which went Gold in Austria, Belgium, France, Germany and Sweden and has just been released here as a 12—inch, and its follow—up"You Can Win If You Want," which topped the charts in Austria, Belgium and Germany. Having just seen their third single "Cheri, Cheri Lady" reach No. 1 in Germany, Modem Talking has become the first group ever to have its first three singles top the Ger- man charts Modem Talking consists of Dieter Bohlen and Thomas Anders two good—looking multi—talented pop stars who have already graced the covers of teen and rock magazines from Sweden to Spain Bohlen, the more casual half of Modern Talking in that he prefers jogging sportswear to Anders' high fashion look has been a major force in the European music scene long before founding his own group, having written over 1,000 songs and being associated with many of Ger- many's biggest acts The pro- ducer and arranger of Modem Talking he had originally written German language material for Anders then realized that his partner's smooth, high voice was a perfectly match for his own strong singing Now that the youthful duo's electronic European dance rock is crossing the Atlantic, Modem Talking is already preparing its second Euro- pean album LETS TALK ABOUT LOVE (THE SECOND AliJUM),which will include "Cheri, Cheri Lady.* i < j 1111 m i i 111111 i i • u i i i 111 m H u 11 m 11 it . 111111; 11111111 .11111 > i. i i 111.1111111 * >«i Page 18 The Dally Campus, Thursday, December 5, 1985 Marketplace

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NEW YORK (AP)—Coach based on computer rating which ones lose the least Joe Paterno of top-ranked power indexes or maybe amount of class time" he said charging Whalers Penn State thinks the best way selected by a media panel, "Basketball teams in the mid- to settle college tot ball's and on the first Saturday after dle of school go to Utah and CALGARY, Alberta (AP)— The Calgary Flames took a 4-1 lead annual national cham- New Year's, have them play stay for two weeks During the in the first period then weathered a Hartford comeback to defeat pionship debate is with a post- semifinals and a week later season, we miss maybe one the Whalers 7-5 Wednesday night in a National Hockey bowl playoff involving four the finals. class on Friday, Some kids League game teams. "That would give two teams don't miss any." Steve Bozek ruined the Whalers' comeback with a goal at 926 "Absolutely," Paterno said 14 games and two teams 13 Barry Switzer, speaking by of the third period Bozek capped the winning-goal sequence "we ought to be doing in our games They're doing it in phone from Norman, Okla, begun by Doug Risebrough, who stole the puck from the sport what we do in every Division 1AA Division II and understands Paterno's Whalers' Ron Francis behind the Hartford net other sport under NCAA aus- Division III, playing 14 games reasoning pices The 1,500-meter swim- We could do the same" Bozek also scored the clinching goal at 13:12, circling from ming championship is decided Paterno was asked about behind the net and beating goaltender Mike Liut with a low shot head to head Wrestling taking players away from "As long as there's no to the far corner. lacrosse, soccer, volleyball playoff and you're contending classes for an extra two weeks Goals by Paul Lawless and Sylvain Turgeon' s first of two earlier gymnastics...you wouldn't that a playoff would require for a mythical championship, in the third had brought the Whalers into a 4-4 tie have people looking at gym- but he said that was not a pro- this happens You'll always have these questions I know nasts in different parts of the blem with most schools on Other scorers for the Flames were Carey Wilson, Joel Otto, country and then voting on winter breaks or between fall this If our name was Notre Dame and we were ranked Gary Suter, Hakan Loob and after the two quick goals by Bozek who's the best" and spring terms at that time Paul Reinhart and Perry Berezaa Undefeated Penn State's of year. seventh or eighth and we beat Jaa 1 Orange Bowl date 'Td like to see somebody number one there's no ques- Dave Babych and Stewart Gavin also scored for Hartford tion who'd be number one" Calgary goalie Rejean Lemelin faced 35 shots six more than against No. 4 Oklahoma to be do a survey of all sports to see Liut televised by NBC is being touted by some as a show- down for the national cham- -tU*aWntw- pionship, even though Wiferq/S periafs second-ranked Miami will be Z5UHdtU{- HAPPY HOUR playing Tennesse, No. 8, in the Sugar Bowl and No. 3 Iowa will Ihmpeu PRICES ALLNlTC*NOCO»JeR be at the Rose Bowl, playing MCfldCu: CVERVTHlNO IM THE 14th-ranked UCLA MO05C 2for1-7!e-||**-MO COVBR Paterno is flattered but also aware of his team's bit- andLpungt ALL MALE REVUE tersweet bowl history in m 9sd avai/A&iilkf Paterno's plan would not hUQ& DANCE FLOOR' elimate the bowls "They ClMd. DriciS. must be included They've '3 Cxi ANT VIDEOS' been too good to college foot- 3 HUGC BARS! . ball," he said POOL TAB LES!

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Don't be scared off by Lounge Open Sunday-Thursday til 1 am the criteria for selection Friday and Saturday 'til 2am Applications may be picked up at the Alumni Office (lower level of the Faculty-Alumni Center) Monday through Friday, 8:30 AM to4:30P.M Only 3 miles from UConn Deadline for completed applications is Dec 13. 1985 :=! uconn alumni association 429-3833 =*F =*= Page 22 The Dally Campus Thursday, December 5. 1985 Sports ...Babson seeks revenge against Huskies Artificial From back page try to fully prove themselves. goals, 5 assists), and Mark Babson happens to be an path and UConn's next six turf fields "Our good start is deceiving Leonard (3 goals, 7 assists) ECAC perennial powerhouse games against tough competi- because it is so very easy to has also proven to be that will be skating on the tion, Kirtland s team may be start sliding" Kirtland said explosive UConn ice tonight beginning comfortable now at 6-1 in the are under "How we finish is whafs "Upfront Kosinskfs and at 7 p.m Furthermore, the conference and 7-4 in ECAC important In past years we've Shepard s lines are playing determined Huskies just hap- play, but that could soon be criticism finished strong after a meek well" the coach said "They're pened to beat the big boys at changed as the test is upon beginning but this year if s the carrying the bulk of the scor- the Elmira Tournament earlier ATLANTIC CITY, Ml (AP)- them The research director for the other way around—we're in ing Friedman's line has been in the year. UConn's 5-3 vic- "At one-third of the way the drivers seat" in the act too—if s good to see tory will not be easily forgot- National Football League through the seasoji, ifs Players Association charged Leading the Husky charge the third line produce" ten by the proud Babson important that we stress one is the offensive firepower of Kirtland also noted that the squad Wednesday that the league is game at a time," Kirtland "We supressing information about Mark Kosinski and Harry entire defense has been play- "Babson will be all riled up know the level we can play at Geary. The two linemates ing satisfactorily and that seeking revenge," Kirtland player injuries this season in and now we have to continue response to union criticism of each have 11 goals and nine goal tender J.T. Marcoux has said "They are a quality to strive for it" assists while working with shown excellence between championship team and they artificial turf fields The Huskies will have to do MJ. Duberstein said NFL Chris Tripp (4 goals, 6 assists) the red pipes. know how to bounce back more than just 'strive' for to form a potent attack Sounds like a solid lineup, from one defeat" statistics showed that the excellence—to beat Babson injury rate after eight games Kirtland's second line of doesn't it? Things are just roll- The season seems to be at a again they'll have to play with Todd Krygier (9 goals, 7 ing right along right? Enter crtitical point for the Huskies, this season was 25 percent excellence, and lots of it below the level at the same assists) Dave Shepard (7 Babson with Babson out on the war- point in the 1984 season And the number of injured players listed as "probable" for next week's games has decreased by 40 percent he said "Now, I'm neither a medical practictioner nor a seer, but I do know enough to say that players are not so tough this season that they are not suf- fering those so-called minor injuries," Duberstein told rep- resentatives of the New Jer- sey Turfgrass Association during a seminar on athletic fields "At any rate that sort of response—distorting the injury statistics—if s like put- ting the thermometer in ice water to kill the fever. That type of response is what should be expected from the league" he said Joe Browne NFL director of communications said from his New York office that Duberstein's accusation was "absolutely false" and that the injury reports are for infor- mational purposes, not for the basis for a statistical survey. "We are compiling the information in the same man- ner this year as we did in 1984," Browne said "A year ago, the union was com- plaining..because they said injuries had increased Now they are seemingly complain- ing because injuries are down" Asked why the number of injuries might have decreased from 1984 to 1985, Browne said "I can't tell you why injuries are down" In January, the players association released a study of injury rates on natural turf and on synthetic surfaces in the 1983 and 1984 football seasons, using data from weekly injury reports issued by the NFL The union found that the average number of injuries per week rose 18 percent from87 in 1983 to 103 in 1984, Duberstein said He said that while the average number of injuries per week on grass remained constant the rate of artificial turf went up 36 per- cent from 50 in 1983 to 68 the following season Duberstein said that while the same number of games were played in both seasons, there was one significant dif- ference in playing condition because two teams—the New York Jets and the Baltimore Colts—moved from grass to synthetic fields The injury rates were higher on outdoor synthetic surfaces than on those enclosed in domed stadiums he said Sports The Dally Carppus, Thursday. December 5. 1985 Page 23 Kelley leads Huskie From back page we tied the game I thought we played a gritty game against took control of the momen- the more-talented Huskies tum We deflated them some- The first half ended with what" UConn leading 36-34 but An obviously disappointed UMass had momentum on UMass coach Ron Gerlufsen its side gave Kelley credit for single- The Huskies began to pull handedly thwarting his team's away in the second half before upset bid the Minutemen made their "It took two great plays by run to take the lead But Earl to kill us," Gerlufsen said UConn's experience won out "His follow-up on his missed in the end as the pressure was shot (with 1:06 left) and of too great for the young UMass course his shot to tie it at the squad end were both great plays. Williams said it doesn't Whenever he gets the ball, matter how UConn won-just you have to worry about that they did win him" "A win is a win, whether it is "We really came out flat in by a lot or a little" Williams overtime" Gerlufsen said said "Down the season, "We missed a few free throws people don't ask who you and that was key. I'm disap- played or how you played pointed we didn't win this them; they just look at your game" record It doesn't matter how Although UMass wasn't we played-just that we're Eddie Williams turned in a 19 point performance in UConn's win Wednesday night given much of chance of 3-0." (Mark CasweU photo). ^ winning the Minutemen *M M '^\ Secr« Santa flowers from 994 Yachts to sail Ace Printery of Willimantic, Inc. Campus ^ HAMBLE, England (AP)— JS3. 85 Bridge S'reet • WAHmanlic, Connecticut 06226 In a plush red-carpet ceremony, Princess Diana on_ Wednesday unvefled"Crusader," CALL 423-0014 the first of two British yachts "Comp/«f • Commirclr! A Social Printing Sirwlcaa " your Dorm Staff that will challenge for the 1987 •LETTERHEADS •INVITATIONS -TAGS America's Cup. Team officials •ENVELOPES -RESUMES .RUBBER STAMPS £-Corsages for vowed to win the coveted -INVOICES -PAMPHLETS ^LABELS •NCR FORMS •NEWSLETTERS 'LAMINATING Seml-Formais trophy for the first time •BUSINESS CARDS -FLYERS • SPIRAL BINDING "I name this yacht Rt 195 DowntownStorrs(NexrtoP*ursptxzai487-1193 Crusader, God bless her, and all who sail in her," said the Princess, drawing back a MAYBE YOU'D GET MORE velvet drape to reveal the sleek white hull of the 12- OUT OF NURSING IF YOU WORE meter yacht A DIFFERENT UNIFORM. 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<# Kelley shows he's the main man Senior powers hoopsters income-from-behind win Thursday Digest Hockey set for Babeon By Paul Venables Daily Campus Staff The men's hockey team may be off to it's best start in recent history, but this is certainly not the time for the Huskies to start standing around patting each other's backs In fact, UConn's6-l conference record only means that the team has a tough road ahead as they try to maintain a high level of play and finish in strong fashion something they seem able to do only after slumping through the first half of the season Last year, it took 11 wins in the last 14 games to send the Huskies to their first playoff appearance ever. This year, head coach Ben Kirtland has molded a young group of talented skaters into a fiery team that has burned out of the starting blocks but needs to continue to play consisten- Seepage22 Men stvimmers bow The University of Rhode Island, behind seven first place finishes, defeated UConn 64-49 in men's collegiate swimming action Wednesday evening Rhode Island improves to 2-0 with the win With the loss UConn drops to 3-2 on the season Junior Duncan Sikes was a triple winner for the Huskies, picking up wins in the 200 IM (2:01.58), the 500 yard free (458.93) and the 200 yard breast stroke (2:18.30). UConn junior diver Dave Dellaripa clinched first place victories in both the one and three meter diving events UConn returns to action on Saturday when it hosts Big East Conference opponents St John's and Syracuse in a IKK) p.m tri-meet at Brundage PooL

INDIVIDUAL RESULTS—400 MEDLEY RELAY-RI (Roger Schenone Scott Lovely, Tad Holhvorth, Chris Doyle) 3:43.16; 1000 FREE- Eric Ness(RI) 10:49.05; 200 YD. FREE- Tim Fitzpat- SWISSHH1 Earl Kelley hits this short jumper in overtime Kelley scored six points In rick ( RI) 1:51.39; 50 YD. FREE- Tom Birmingham ( UQ 021.87; the extra period to lead the Huskies to victory (Mark Caswell photo). 200 YD. INDIVIDUAL MEDLEY- Duncan Sikes (UQ 2:01.58; 1 METER DIVING- Dave Dellaripa (UQ 288.35 points; 200 YDS By Jim Acton past, Kelley was the man UConn looked for in BUTTERFLY- Hollworth(RI) 157.88; 100 YD. FREE- Doyle(RI) Daily Campus Staff the clutch. And Kelley would have it no other way. 50.13; 200 YD. BACK- Schenone (RI) 202.67; 500 YD. FREE- AMHERST, Mass—When a game is Sikes (UQ 4:58.93; 3 METER DIVING- Dellaripa (UQ 290.40 I'm a money ballplayer who wants the ball in points; 200 YD. BREASTSTROKE- Sikes (UQ 2:18.30; 400 YD. on the line, Earl Kelley wants, and these type of situations," Kelley said "I just FREE RELAY- RI (Doyle, HoUworth, Rtzpatrick. Jim Nagen) usually receives, the balL The fans thank God that I had the confidence to pull it 3:19.11. know it, the opposing players know it, out I'm glad for the team that I could hit it" and Kelley s teammates know it UConn coach Dom Perno echoed Kelley* s TEAM RECORDS— RI 2-0; UConn 3-2. That is why it came as no surprise sentiments "Earl's got guts," Pemo said "He wants it at the end of the game They gave him a that with 13 seconds left and the men's little bit of room and he took full advantage of Lendl confident vs. Lloyd basketball team trailing UMass by two the situation" points, Kelley got the balL And once he However, for most of the game it didn't MELBOURNE Australia (AP)-Top-seeded Ivan Lend! of got the ball, the game was history. appear that UConn would end up in that situa- Czechoslovakia has no illusions about what he has to do to beat Kelley hit a 15-foot jump shot with five tion The Huskies played a sluggish game but unseeded Briton John Lloyd in the quarterfinals of the $15 million seconds left in regulation to send the game into were able to maintain comfortable leads of Australian Open Tennis Championships overtime and scored six points in the extra more than six points throughout the game "If I can eat up his serve, M beat him Its as simple as that," Lend! period to give UConn a 78-70 win over UMass UConn appeared to be in command of the said of Ks Thursday match at Kooyong "I think if I return well, Tuesday at the Curry Hicks Cage game when a Phil Gamble basket with 13:31 left nothing can stop me" It was a dramatic conclusion to a game in in regulation gave the Huskies a 49-40 lead Lend! who scored a 6-3,6-2,6-7,6-2 fourth-round victory over which a UConn lead of nine points in the second However, the Minutemen outscored UConn 16- unseeded South African Christo Steyn on Wednesday, said he half was turned into a UMass lead of two points 8 over the next five minutes to pull to 56-55 with willnot underestimate Uoyd, who is ranked only 71st ki the in the closing seconds of regulation UMass 8:30 left world trailed most of the game but took a 66-64 lead UMass's first lead of the game occured at "He knows how to play on grass and how to move," said Lendl, with 32 seconds left on a driving lay-up from 3:03 on a David Brown jump shot that gave the who is bidcing to win the Australian title for the first time Lorenzo Sutton Minutemen a 63-61 edge The game was tied After Kelley was called for a charge on the twice more down the stretch before Sutton's next play, UMass' Sean Mosby missed the front basket gave UMass its final lead Sports today- end of a one-on-one to set up Kelley* s Kelley* s tying shot appeared to take the life dramatic shot out of UMass. The Huskies took advantage of Tim Coles ripped down the rebound of this as Williams hit two jump shots to give Men's hockey Mosby" s miss and sent an outlet pass to Kelley. UConn a 70-66 lead in the overtime UMass The senior guard took the ball the length of the closed to 70-68 on a Sutton jump shot but The men's hockey team hosts BABSON COLLEGE at the court, drove towards the right baseline and Kelley scored six of the Huskies' next seven UConn ice rink beginning at 7 p. m. The Huskies currently have pulled up for a shot from 15 feet out The shot points to post the win a 6-1 conference record, including a victory over Babson hit nothing but net and tied the score at 68-68, UConn's record improves to 3-0- the Huskies' earlier in the season forcing a five minute overtime best start in three years UMass drops to 1-3. In the overtime Kelley hit one jump shot and Perno said that once the game was forced Women's swimming sank four free throws to put the game away. into overtime he felt good about his team's The6-foot-1, tri-captain finished with 26 points, chances of winning The women's swim team travels to HOLY CROSS for a 7 p. m. 16 in the second half, and an amazing nine "When we were down two, I was saying a few meet. rebounds Hail Mary's on the bench," Perno said "When As has been the case so many times in the See page 23