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THURSDAY APRIL 25,1991 VOL 68, NO. 53 Students protest for forum with Carrier Christy Mumford co-news editor

Students clashed over the issue of an open forum with JMU President Ronald Carrier as protesting continued outside Wilson Hall Wednesday for the third day. About 140 students gathered around noon to demand a public meeting regarding JMU budget matters and other concerns between students and Carrier before the end of the semester. But other students said at the meeting that public protests are the wrong way to communicate with the president. Rallies asking for a forum with Carrier also took place Monday with about 40 students and Tuesday with about12S. Some students said they want to ask Carrier questions about the use of student fees, the money used in the renovations of his home. Oak vie w, the status of the library, a $200,000 bonus Carrier reportedly will receive in two MATT SCHWABEL/THE BREEZE years, and about his general priorities Protesting on the Quad: (I to r) Chris Nelson and Ken Luzzatto listen as Alex Gordon explains his views about concerning the direction of JMU. protesting as a way to voice complaints. Wednesday's protest was the largest of the three so far this week, attracting about 140 people. All three days, students chanted and made speeches concerning the questions? — Yes!" were shouted temporary secretary Judy Cohen that make individual appointments with importance of an immediate forum outside Wilson in between impromptu Carrier was out of town. Monday and Carrier. Dr. Mark Warner, executive with Carrier. Slogans like "Doctor C student speeches. Tuesday, students also went to Carrier's assistant to the president, told the come talk with me, we want After several speeches and chanting office and were told he was out of students, "We're not going to deal with accountability,'' and "Do we hate Dr. Wednesday, some students walked up to town. Carrier? — No! Do we want to ask Carrier's office where they were told by The students asked Wednesday to CARRIER page 2 Parking system Tuition to rise moderately KateMcFadden • Out-of-state students living on campus will face to be revamped assistantfocuson... edSor a 7 percent hike, from $10,053 to $10,752. • For in-state commuter students, costs will BethPugh increase 7.7% to $3,298. stqffwriter The cost to attend JMU will only rise moderately next year in comparision to many other state • Out-of-state students living off campus will pay JMU will change its parking system next fall universities, but students will still see a 6.2 to 8.2 $6,650 — an increase of 8.2 percent from last year. as it attempts to reduce congestion and provide percent increase in total costs of atttending the Because JMU has excelled in staying above state convenience to the campus community, according university. guidelines for hiring, the increase of tuition surcharge to Suzanne Straub, assistant vice president for "I wish that the state revenues were such that we costs is less here than at most state universities, said administrative services. didn't have to pass on the increase to students, but Dr. Linwood Rose, vice president of administration •P-lot, across from the new College of there have been positive increases to student aid and and finance. Business, will change from a commuter parking we are attempting to maintain die full academic But JMU students may feel the increases more than lot to one that is designated for faculty and staff program," said JMU President Ronald Carrier. other students, for tuition here is higher than that at only, Slraub said. Students will see die following changes in their UVa where students are facing some of the state's • F-lot, which is next to Chandler Hall and the tuition and fee bills: highest increases. • Total costs for in-state students who live on Tuition at the University of Virginia is up 13.2 campus next year will increase 6.2 percent, from PARKING page 2 $6,970 to $7,400. TUITION page 13 2 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 Carrier. CONTINUED from page 2 line of communication, they would see some members of the SGA began Senior Kris Rogers said, "I don't this probably isn't the best way to shouting at each other, arguing about feel represented, so I have a right to a group of 140 people to make open lines. the best method of communication speak with the president" appointments at this time and that's "Once you get the lines open, this with the president and the effectiveness Carrier stated through a guest it." is the type of forum you want." of the SGA as a student representative. column in todays Breeze that a forum Other students, including members But in speeches from the steps of The protests began as a result of at this time on the university budget of the SGA, said they agreed that Wilson Hall, others said those Carrier's cancellation of a scheduled would be unproductive with exams students have the right to communicate channels had been tried and failed. "Not question and answer session at the final approaching and that a meeting should with Carrier, but asked that the only is our student government an SGA meeting of the year. A petition wait until next year students use existing channels to illegitimate body unresponsive to with 526 signatures was submitted to achieve their goals. student needs or demands, but it is a Carrier Friday to "demand an open But junior Chris Nelson said SGA President Kevin Hughes said, body fraught and harassed with forum/question and answer session." Tuesday he believes the plan to wait "I applaud what they're doing in trying procedural and political obstacles," "We have a right to speak with the until next year is a ploy to make to address concerns, but I don't think senior Doug Rabcl said, also citing president ourselves," junior Danielle students forget their concerns over the this is the best approach they could what he called the unresponsiveness of Droiisch said. "If he can't take one or summer and deny graduating seniors take. If they would realize the system the SGA to commuter student needs. two hours of his time for the students, the opportunity to have questions would stand a better chance to open a At one point some students and then why is he in that office?" answered before they graduate. Parking CONTINUED from page 2 residents is handled in that order of of students who park there," he said. able to park. JMU has a contract with priority, Straub said. the city bus system to provide 15- tunnel-area parking will be designated Even with these priorities, Straub Straub said the business students minute round- yip bus service from for residents instead of being commuter said it also was necessary to change the may find the commute to class the 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Monday parking areas, Straub said. lot next to Chandler and the tunnel same as it was before or much easier. through Friday. • There are plans to add 50 parking to residential because of the additional faculty/staff spaces to O-lot, congestion there too — often leading There will be an overflow parking This same shuttle is going to have adjacent to Anthony-Seeger Hall, she to accidents in that area. lot at the Convocation Center where stops at the new business building, faculty/staff and commuters will be said. Also, she said the reason for the Godwin and Varner House. * A-lot, located behind Wilson Hall, changes in parking was not to has always been designated for faculty accommodate a growing faculty, staff and staff. The traffic program will or student body, but instead "it's trying monitor this area and will ticket to do the reshuffling, such that, we are Parking changes for Fall students who park there, Straub said. attempting to meet the needs of the A number of changes will take place with the 1991 —1992 • E-lot, located across from PC current campus." school year in an atempt to improve the parking design on campus Dukes, will be near the area of One such need is to provide parking construction of the Warren Campus for faculty, staff, commuters and TO I— Across from the new College of Business currently designated for Center extension and will not be residents that is near their classes, commuter students wHI b* faculty/staff parking available for parking as of next fall. Straub said. U"l— Chandler Hall and tunnel area parking currently for commuters, wll be used for residential students After construction is complete, only "But where can I park?" asked junior JMU Convo Lot !•— Currently undeslgnated will be used for commuter and 50-percent of the lot will be able to be Mike Meacham, who doesn't see where /faculty overflow. Bus service wll provided every IB minutes from 7:30am used. he, as a commuter student, will be able - 5:30pm Monday through Friday. 'We have so much congestion," said to park and be close to his classes in LUSH;»1J— Behind Anthony-Seeger to be expanded to allow for 50 additional Straub. "All we are trying to do is the new business building. faculty//staff spots relieve that." Dr. Ben Bauman, professor of Proposed changes not yet decided upon: 'We are so densely populated that computer information systems, said he iH— Behind Anthony-Seeger Hall to convert from faeutty/staff to we do at times have conflict between didn't think designating P-lot for just r parking the vehicles and the pedestrians," faculty and staff would prevent students Straub said. from parking there. 'We want to move closer and closer "They say there'll be enough room to a pedestrian campus," she said of in P-lot," Bauman said. "But the JMU's goal for the future of not chances of students staying out is zero. having traffic going through the main The students will park there because part of campus. they have the money to pay the Parking for handicapped, tickets. faculty/staff, commuters and campus "I plan to let the air out of the tires DEREK CARBONNEAU/THE BREEZE

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Speaker stresses positive relations with China The ambassador also commented on the issue of Kim BroUiers steffwriter human rights and its effect on China-U.S. relations, saying, "The Chinese government has all along The U.S. must maintain positive relations with treasured and protected basic human rights of the China while continuing to monitor the state of Chinese people," Qizhen said. human rights in the courty, said the 'Chinese "But, being the largest developing country, with ambassador in a speech Tuesday night at Grafton- 1.13 billion people, the paramount priority for the Stovall Theatre. Diplomacy between the United Chinese government is to protect and ensure that the States and China has had its difficult times, but people are well fed and clothed," he said. "It has been China's ambassador Zhu Qizhen said he believes good a tremendous task for the government." relations between the two countries "deserve to be Only stability can preserve the Chinese people's preserved." needs, not riots and unrest, he said. Qizhen said, "China attaches great importance to He didn't deny that China has violated some of its China-U.S. relations. The U.S. and China need to citizens' human rights. "I don't think any country can engage in an era of cooperation rather than say it doesn't violate human rights," he said. But confrontation," for the sake of global peace. violations in China aren't on as large a scale as United States people think, Qizhen said. To maintain China-U.S. relations, both countries need to initiate positive diplomatic and economic When asked to defend the Chinese government's actions, he said. These "good relations require mutual action against student protesters in Tianamcn Square, respect." Qizhen said the students were not held accountable for AMY MARTINEZ/THE BREEZE demanded government reforms. Some participants "The Chinese government has shown great Chinese ambassador Zhu Qizhen speaks after an who had criminal records were punished for their sincerity by taking the initiative" to improve its introduction by senior Scott Ford. actions according to China's laws, he said. relationship with the U.S., Qizhen said. But, "we said. If the status is changed, it will have an adverse "He was very informative from the Chinese regret to see that the U.S. still maintains sanctions effect on both countries, he said, mainly through perspective," said junior Nicole O'Neill. "U.S. against China." Hong Kong because each country depends on imports propaganda, or whatever you want to call it, a lot of Presently, China hopes to keep its most favored from the other. "U.S. share in the China market will times may be a little tilted to one side against the nation trade status with the United States, Qizhen be taken over by other developed countries." Chinese." JMU announces finalists Graduation day changed for academic VP position from Sunday to Saturday open for elderly persons and the process May 16 to 17. Unlike past years, graduation has Khan Krishnamurthy handicapped. Scott, who chaired the university's been changed from Sunday to stqffxvriter 10 a.m. — Graduation begins at search for someone to fill the spot, Saturday, as voted by the senior Bridgeforth Stadium. Elizabeth took over the position temporarily class. All of the activities will be Four finalists for the vacant Lacy, a Virginia Supreme Court when Dr. Russell Warren left in July held on Friday and Saturday. position of JMU's vice president for justice, and student Steven Nickel 1990 to become president of Northeast academic affairs were announced at the Friday: will speak. last faculty meeting of the 1990-1991 Missouri State University. 3 p.m. — Graduation rehearsal at In the case of rain, ceremonies academic year Wednesday. Scott will return to his former Bridge forth Stadium. In the case of will be held in the Convocation position as vice president of student Dr. Theresa Nagy, director of rain, the rehearsal will be held in Center. All Harrisonburg radio affairs next year. academic affairs at the Pennsylvania the Convocation Center. stations will announce the State University, Fayette campus, will Also at the meeting, JMU President 5 p.m. — Picnic for seniors on the graduation schedule if it is raining, be the first candidate to interview at Ronald Carrier said faculty are a top Quad. Each senior is allowed one and then graduation attendance will JMU April 29-30, according to JMU's concern in dealing with the university guest at the picnic. Tickets for a be by ticket admission only. Each Acting Vice President for Academic revenue shortfall resulting from guest are $7.00 with a student ID at senior will be allowed three guests. Affairs, Dr. Robert Scott Virginia's current budget deficit. the campus card center. Almost all hotels/motels in the Following Nagy in the search that "Our faculty members are one of the 8 p.m.— Quad candlelight Harrisonburg area are already full began in late March is Dr. Richard highest priorities," Carrier said. "We ceremony for seniors only. Seniors for graduation weekend, and those Whitman, dean of JMU's college of have to restore your salaries and are toasted into alumni status. In that are not full are going fast. The fine arts and communication, who will increase your salaries." the case of rain, this ceremony is only two with openings are interview May 7. Scott said challenges JMU faces canceled Comfort Inn, which has a few Dr. Margriet B. Lacy, associate vice include identifying new faculty vacant rooms for May 4 and Elkton president for instruction at North positions, enhancing the university's Saturday: 8 a.m. — Bridgeforth Stadium Motel, which has six or seven Dakota State University will visit teaching environment, revising or rooms left. JMU May 9-10. eliminating programs that are opens. Coffee and donuts will be And Dr. William Eidson, dean of the unproductive, and developing new offered. Coordinators ask that people able to walk up the stairs of college of arts and sciences at Loyola academic programs. — Julie Provenson University in New Orleans, will the stadium leave die lower seats conclude the on-campus interviewing FIN AUSTS page II 4 'TOE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 Recession affects market for seniors looking for jobs

Herri Shea economy to a vibrant level," Kohen stqffwriter said. JMU grads also are going to face If you are a graduating college competition from those who lost their senior, you probably don't have a job jobs recently because of the poor and won't have one for a good while. economy, Kohen said. "This recession The recession, which has caused the is accompanied by more white-collar loss of l.S million jobs since last workers being laid off than is typically summer, has resulted in the bleakest the case." job market in a decade, according to the Because of the poor job market New York Times News Service. many students are either going back "The job market is so bad," said home or to graduate school. Lisa Chrissy Smythers, a JMU Dando, a marketing major, has anthropology major. "I know I'd never circulated some resumes, but hasn't find a job in anthropology. I'm going found a job she wants yet "I'm going back home because I know I can get a back home, hopefully just for a few relatively well-paying job, but nothing months. I'd like to work a year or two that would take my education to do. and then go back to grad school," she The opportunities just aren't there said. anymore." Management major Chris Wasser is Rob Burch, a psychology major, going to Duke University to pursue faces a similar scenario after his masters degree in environmental graduation. "Basically, everything's up studies. "Jobs are hard to find and I in the air," he said. "I'm going to go don't want to get a job yet," he said. home and look for a job. I haven't Gcrri Garrick, a mass gone on any interviews, but I have communication major, is optioning to sent out a couple resumes. I have no disregard her major altogether for a idea if they're going to come through," career in entertainment. "My degree is Burch said. for my parents. I plan to sing and Dr. Andrew Kohen, a JMU dance. I perform at King's Dominion economics professor, said the job right now and then I plan on working market is "soft" because of the on a cruise ship for about six months," recession. And though a war usually Garrick said. "I'll probably go to New helps the economy, he said, the recent York after the cruise, get some money Persian Gulf War hasn't helped. "This in my pocket and try to audition for war was just too short to revive the some musicals." Council to vote on policy for declaration of major John Parmetee their college years. stqffwriter But, "You always have the change- Incoming freshmen must declare your-major option," he said. their major by the end of their If passed by the University sophomore year if the University Council, the new policy will start Council approves the Commission with the class of 1995 and will not on Undergraduate Studies' apply to students currently enrolled recommendation today. at JMU. This follows the long- Currently, JMU has no official standing precedent that students are policy for when students must not subject to academic changes not choose a major. listed in their freshman catalog. Dr. Robert Scott, chairman of the "The catalog you came in on is the Commission on Undergraduate one that applies to you," Scott said. Studies, said the commission's Todd Ryan, a sophomore history decision to endorse a set deadline for major, said the policy is "a very declaring majors is designed to help promising idea," though he doesn't the few undeclared students who are think it would have been a help in still "drifting around" fields of study, his case. declare by their junior or senior year. "I've changed [majors] three times Right reserved to limit quantities 150 S. Main St. While JMU encourages students to already," he said. "pick and chose, and look and Heather Wiley, a senior political Downtown Harrisonburg sample" different courses and science major who sits on the Hours Mon-Thurs & Sat 9-5:30 disciplines, Scott said it is important commission, said the guidelines will to "get them focused into a be "extremely important" come Fri 9-9 Closed Sundays department" by the second half of MAJOR page 11 THE BREEZE THURSD/V, APRIL 25,1991 »5 State trims budget r for transition program Robvn Davis "By reducing the student population stqffwriter to 45 we will absorb most of the The State Council for Higher cuts," Bullock said. Education in Virginia has cut JMU's The program will have to cut down transition program for minority on trips taken as well. Students students by $3,000 from last year's normally go to a dinner theatre and budget of $61,500, according to Byron other places to familiarize themselves Bullock, assistant to the associate vice with the community. Bullock may president for student affairs. have to hire less writing tutors as well, Bullock requested $93,580 for this Bullock said — "maybe hire two tutors year's transition program, and received instead of four." $58,500. The final revisions on what Carmelita Watts, a sophomore to cut from the program because of the finance major who participated in the budget cuts have not been made. program, is just glad to see the Bullock said. program was not eliminated. The program targets minority "It is unfortunate that it has gotten students who will be entering JMU in cuts, but I feel fortunate that the the fall as freshmen, inviting them to program is still here," Watts said. earn college credit by taking classes The program has been in existence during the six-week summer session. since 1983 and is funded by the State Students may take English 101, Council for Higher Education. Its Economics 131, Math 156, History purpose is to give minority students an 101 and other introductory college opportunity get ahead. courses. "It is a chance to come in prior to The cuts most likely will mean a fall and become oriented to services reduction in the $200 to $400 stipend here on campus," Bullock said. students currently receive for mmmmm/wE BREEZE The program "has been very participating in the program and a Locked up successful in that we have been able to Freshman Laura Jenkins was 'arrested' as part of Tuesday's Jail- reduction from 55 to 45 students for a-Thon, a fundraiser for the American Cancer Society. the upcoming session. TRANSmON page II m^mMMiiM-tiMMMMMM^m.9smmm^^sM fr-HqfcJ^S™^ SQUIRE HILL Has Something Special for JMU Parents Your Off Campus Friday~5p^iA0pm i% % $& «fe $& HOUSING HEADQUARTERS Prime Rib Btt#ee OPEN DAILY Fnecl oticken • Pool & Clubhouse • Full Size Washer & Dryer ■ Pasta • Tennis Court • Fully Equipped Kitchen Vegetable? 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...to expand and renovate a catfish farm in Stuttgart, Ark., which is already flourishing because of local consumers who catch and cook the fish. The justification for this Parent training director to speak: $2.7 million spending could be that Sen. Dak Bumbers (D) of Arkansas Dcidrc Haydcn, the program director at the Parent plans to run again in 1994. Educational Advocacy Training Center, will speak on Source: TJ7» magazine, April 1991 ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE| "Advocacy in the 90's: A New Idea" May 14 at 7 p.m. She will explain the new special education Baker has long talk with Assad: leave the town of Zakho, just inside Iraq's border regulations and laws. The presentation will be held at Secretary of State James Baker spent 9 1/2 with Turkey. But the Marines said the police had the Salvation Army Corps building at 185 Ashby hours Tuesday with Syrian President Hafez Assad. to go. 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Quake damage assessed: agents in charge of the bureau's The program will emphasize public affairs, Teams of U.S. disaster field offices were summoned to political science, economics, psychology, specialists headed for Costa Rica discuss complaints about international affairs and communication. The program Tuesday to assess damage caused recruitment, hiring and promotion will last from June 23 thru August 9 and provides by the country's deadliest made by a group of 250 black agents April 5. free room and board. For an application or additional earthquake in 80 years. Officials moio ami QN/IOHV information write to Rhonda Well-Wilbon, GradPrep said the quake killed 74 people TV show leads to arrest: Program, Office of Continuing Studies, The — 24 in Panama — injured 800; and left about Video crime-fighting scored a bull's-eye American University, 4400 Massachusetts Avenue, 15,000 homeless, 5,000 in Panama. 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The Committee voted 23-11 for the Brady bill. But Anti-migraine drug offered: second program, "No Bills Night," will be held on despite the vote, Reagan's recent endorsement and A new drug offers hope of fast relief with few May 1 in Danville and Roanoke and May 2 in President Bush's willingness to negotiate, side effects for those who suffer migraine Abingdon and Northern Virginia. For more sponsors of the measure predicted a close vote on headaches. Sumatriptan, awaiting approval by the information, call 345-1212 or 1-800-733-2812. the House floor early in May. The bill was Food and Drug Administration, constricts blood rejected in 1988. Breeze Newsfile is offered when space permits to vessels in the ^d. It appears to "stop the process publicize information on job opportunities and Marines say Iraqi police near that produces the pain," says Dr. James R. Couch, campus and area activities. 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DavgFigMs end of P-lot. Woodson and Baumaw were falling off sometime between 10:15 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. April the bikes, according to police. 19. After being arrested for drunk in public, Woodson The wallet later was recovered from a trash can Campus police reported the following: reportedly became unruly and was tranquilized with at 1:10 p.m. in Ikenberry Hall without the money. a chemical "Cap-stun1' stunning agent. He later was • A wallet mistakenly left on a counter in PC Possession of Marijuana/Paraphernalia charged with resisting arrest. Dukes was reported either lost or stolen April 13. • Two VMI students visiting JMU students The bikes were secured at the JMU police • A textbook titled "Fundamentals of Chemistry" by reportedly were found in possession of marijuana department. Brady and Holum apparently was stolen from the and drug paraphernalia after an alleged controlled The agent used to tranquilize Woodson is a A-seclion study lounge in Garber Hall sometime substance reportedly was taken from the VMI purely organic and harmless compound made from between 6:45 and 6:50 p.m. April 22. students' vehicle at 1 am. April 18. a concentrate of cayenne pepper. A radar detector reportedly was plugged in and in Destruction of Public Property , False Fire operating mode in the vehicle at the time of the Indecent Exposure, Urinating in Public, Alarms reported search of the vehicle. Charges are pending Uttering • Fire alarms were activated in Eagle Hall at 1:51 in the incident. • University of Virginia student Steven G.Stein, a.m. April 20 after three ceiling-mount fire alarms The incident currently is under investigation. * 20, of Norfolk, was charged with indecent exposure apparently were pulled from the ceiling. and urinating in public and fellow student David M. Service of Search Warrant, Possession of Genova, 21, of Oakton, was charged with littering Destruction of Public Property Marijuana, Drug Paraphernalia in P-lot after Stein reportedly was observed • Three library books left in the seventh-floor study • Student residents in White Hall reportedly were urinating under a street light in view of traffic on lounge of Eagle Hall were defaced sometime found to be in possession of marijuana and Bluestone Drive at 11:14 p.m. April 18. Genova between 8 p.m. and midnight April 21. paraphernalia at 10 p.m. April 17. No anests have was charged with littering after he reportedly yet been made. discarded a beer can in P-bt shortly before the two False Fire Alarm, Criminal Arrest The incident currently is under investigation. were stopped by police. • A student was arrested at Weaver Hall and charged criminally with maliciously activating a fire Search for Contraband/Consent Search Grand Larceny alarm in public at Hillside Hall at 1:13 a.m. April 21. • Student residents in White Hall reportedly were • In a room in a suite in Ikenberry Hall, 18 found to be in possession of drug paraphernalia and compact discs apparently were stolen sometime Fireworks, False Fire Alarm stolen property from the College of Business between 9:30 a.m. and 1130 p.m. April 19. • An ignited smoke bomb set off a fire alarm and a construction site and Hunter's Ridge Apartments at The discs are valued at $219. smoke detector in Chappalear Hall at 11:31 p.m. 9:51 p.m. April 18. April 19. The incident currently is under investigation. Petty Larceny • A textbook titled "West's Federal False Fire Alarm, Dangerous Practices DIP, Resisting Arrest, Possible Grand Larceny Taxation-Individual Income Taxes," 1991 edition by • Members of the Chandler Hall special events • Virginia Tech student Thomas L Woodson, 23, Hoffman, Smith, Willis and Raabe apparently was kitchen staff reportedly operated charcoal grills of Tabb, and fellow student Matthew F. Baumaw, stolen from Carrier Library at 10:30 p.m. April 17. outside of Chandler Hall in violation of fire codes at 21, of Blacksburg were arrested and charged The textbook is valued at $60. 12:13 p.m. April 20. criminally with drunk in public at 2:03 a.m. April 1 • A man's wallet containing a $10 bill and after they reportedly were observed by officers assorted personal cards apparently was stolen POLICELOG page 11 riding bikes not belonging to them through the south from a bookbaq in a suite in Ikenberry Hall

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k THE BREEZE THURSDW, APRIL 25,1991 •!! Finalists. Major CONTINUED from page 3 Dr. Helen Poindexter, a professor of COHTIMED from page 4 because we have classes in many Several faculty members are also English who taught here from 1959 to registration for spring 1993 classes. departments," he said. "We will be looking to the future as they retire. 1967 and later returned in 1972, will That's when JMU institutes a new stuck behind the specific majors in Dr. Elwood Fisher, professor of also retire. policy of letting students have first other departments when registering." choice for classes in their major. biology, will be leaving JMU after 20 Scott said the two decisions — years. Business Education and Students "will have a much easier setting a deadline to declare majors and Also retiring is Margaret Horn, Administrative Services program time getting classes. . . instead of giving students first choice in their assistant professor of physical coordinator Dr. Paul Steagall will retire floundering around," she said. major — "really weren't tied" together. education, who came to JMU in 1963 after 22 years at JMU, and Dr. Gamey But Mike Gekas, a freshman and coached the archery team to two Darrin, professor of education, will international affairs major, sees a But he said the combination of these national championships in 1982 and leave after serving the university since problem with registering by major. policies will require advisors to "work 1990. 1963. "A person like me — an with those cross-disiplihed majors" international affairs major — is stuck, more closely. Transition Policelog CONTINUED from page 5 CONTINUED frompa%e 9 K.K. shock" that often occurs between high recruit and maintain minority school and college. Dangerous Practices students," he said. "It allows an • Residents in the Zeta Tau Alpha and Those students who participate in Alpha Sigma Tau sorority houses were and institution an opportunity to recruit the program are "much better prepared trapped in their rooms at 5:03 a.m. April other race students." to deal with the environment" Bullock 21 by someone who had apparently Students become familiar with said. jammed pennies in the door locks, Boomer making them unopenable. services available on campus, such as "The program was very, very helpful Officers removed the pennies, the reading, writing and math lab, in the fact that incoming college causing slight damage to the doors. financial aid, career services, and Thanks students have no idea what to expect," recreational activities. They keep a DUI Watts said. She found her study habits journal as a record of their contact with • An underage student was charged and time management skills were for your persons involved with those services in with driving under the influence on Port case they need them once they arrive at much improved by the program. Republic Road at Z-lot at 1:40 a.m. JMU. April 21. work! "It gave students that attended it a Bullock said a tutor is hired to work lot of insight into what the university Number of drunk in public charges We'll miss you! with students to avoid the "writing provides," she said. since Jan. 1: 77 Congratulations to all 1991 JMU Graduates!!

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Protesting the President Who would have thought that all this "Carrier Bashing," would come to this? OH— For three consecutive days now, a significant number of students have organized a daily gathering outside President Carrier's office and Wilson Hall. Monday's turnout was roughly about 40 students, Tuesday's about 125 and Wednesday's head count at one point was 140. And what comes of Thursday remains to be seen. So far the plan is to keep it up until Carrier emerges from wherever he's been. It's almost like Groundhog Day. But JMU's groundhog (pardon the analogy) will most likely need more than his shadow to explain what is to be expected of the weather ahead. Carrier's cancellation of the SGA question/ answer forum last Tuesday, no doubt, served as the proverbial "last straw" for concerned students. The reasoning behind the cancellation was a lack of submitted questions, and this would have been a legitimate excuse had the specific process of submitting letters to Carrier prior to the forum been better publicized. But canceling the entire forum altogether, with no rescheduled date, did nothing but undercut the President Carrier speaks to JMU communicative effort being pursued. Student opinion and in- sity has no problem in To your right is a column submitted by put have always been vital scheduling a forum, but it President Carrier which has been printed in full to the operation and man- should be handled through — no deletions from the copy The Breeze agement of James Madi- GUEST COLUMNIST the existing system on received were made. The column marks son University. Carrier's first response to the general public campus. In addition, the since students began voicing concerns last fall. The "JMU Way" places -President Ronald E. Carrier time for an informational However a potential problem lies in the a high value on students forum is at the beginning possibility of Carrier and his administration taking part in the governance of the university. We of the school year, not in the last days before final ex- assuming that the column will serve as a remain committed to that principle. aminations. satisfactory conclusion to the current situation. A JMU's governance system has been in place for 20 Changing an institution is long, hard work. It re- column is only so effective because it represents years. It works effectively and provides many oppor- quires years of long, hard work. It requires years of one-way communication. The best solution is tunities for student input and feedback. Input to the planning by many people. Nothing substantive can be already one that's been pushed aside. JMU is in governance system comes from throughout the uni- solved by "one-minute budget managers" in an hour- desperate need of an open forum between its versity through the Student Government Association, long public forum. president and its students. the Faculty Senate, the University Council, commi- A very complex system goes into the operation of But with the submission of a petition sions, committees, departments and colleges. Any James Madison University and the development of its containing the signatures of 526 students, the time I am notified of a concern by a student or faculty daily protests outside Wilson Hall, the growing budget. A public forum may lend itself to television discontent among some faculty members and member, I immediately call it to the atttention of the coverage but little of substance can evolve. the fact that this issue has been swelling since appropriate governing body on campus. The JMU budget is established after a long process last fall, it is difficult to imagine Carrier making This system has worked and worked well. Students that involves a multitude of people and offices, in- the mistake of avoiding a forum. Ifs not can benefit from using the governance system and cluding: the Budget Office of the Commonwealth of outlandish for students to direct questions have frequently benefittcd. Recently, for example, Virginia, the Secretary of Education, the State Coun- concerning their institution to the university's student input has resulted in the establishment of the cil of Higher Education, the Governor, the House of president. Nor is it outlandish to expect answers. plus/minus grading system and the addition of a stu- Delegates, the State Senate, the many departments at If the students want a forum, then they should dent speaker to graduation. Student concern has been JMU, the budget office of the University and the get one. It's as simple as that. Besides, what's to expressed for having the Wednesday before Thanks- Board of Visitors. be thought of a university that doesn't answer giving as a holiday and that is under consideration by The budget process actually starts years before the the questions of the very people they have the university's governance system. final budget is approved. It is a complex system accepted the responsibility of educating? There are a multitude of examples of student in- which results in the development of a $110 million volvement at JMU. Students are on every major com- budget It requires hard work by many people. mission and committee at the university. There is a Our current budget has been cut three times since it Jhe student on the Board of Visitors. Students play a ma- was originally established. State funds coming to 4'rlJA jor role in both the Honor System and the judicial JMU have been reduced by $6 million and additional .hmMdmlMo* system. reductions are possible. editor WENDY WARREN Despite the existence of this governance system Priorities in a budget are established years in ad- managing editor DAVE SCHLECK and the existing avenues of student input, a small vance but have to be modified in a matter of months number of students have chosen to work outside that editorial editor JOEL LANGLEY when budget cuts take place. If further budget cuts system to request a public forum on the university's asst. editorial editorHEATHER E. O'NEIL budget before the end of the school year. The univer- CARRIER page 15 THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 • 15 Letters to the Editor There is no excuse for cheating, and ignorance about the the media, with information. It is you who failed by not Frustrated students appeal for honor code will not excuse you from a violation. Read the disseminating it in a timely fashion. more computers, fair users honor code and read it carefully because one day you may be Secondly, with regard to your disgust surrounding the To the editor: forced to justify your actions. sale of Earth Day t-shirts etc. — Mr. Langley. I am sorry Wfe would like to share our recent experiences it the Paula Paslcznyk but society dictates that I must cover my chest. In order to Converse computer lab. We arrived at the computer lab at sophomore comply, I do wear t-shirts. The message my t-shirt espouses 7:50 a.m. A very frustrating hour and 40 minutes later, we speech pathology is up to my discretion and I would much rather have people finally had the opportunity to get on a computer. know that I care about the environment rather than advertise VNfe would like to make two observations. First, the Student challenges recent "why UVa sucks." computer facilities here at JMU, as demonstrated by the And lastly, Mr. Langley, all of the environmentalists lines over the last few weeks, are incredibly inadequate for 'mockery of First Amendment' did not graduate. We arc still here and going strong. Where our needs. Sometimes it seems like the only thing we are To the editor: have you been? I suggest that you read the April 18 issue of learning here at JMU is how to wait in lines. I was perusing a copy of the outlawed WXJM "Back to The Breeze and see all of our accomplishments that earned Second, our wait was not made any shorter by the lack the Beast in the Buff' station magazine yesterday, and found us Student Organization of the Year. Yes, I do empathize of consideration shown by some of our fellow students. myself laughing hysterically. This, I thought, is true with you and your feelings of helplessness. Saving the Instead, upon finishing their project and turning the creativity — the "type" of innovative humor and irreverent planet is not easy, but nothing will ever get done with your computer over to the next in line, these individuals handed commentary that breathes life into a university community attitude. I know you don't want to hear this anymore, but the computer over to some friend, just in off the street. bored with mainstream spoon-feeding. yes, even you, Joel Langley, can do your part. So please do Therefore, we would like to protest the lack of Of course, there is the small matter of the back cover, something and quit whining. computer resources at JMU and appeal to the fairness of our which a few individuals found offensive. So, the 5,000 Erin Goewey fellow students. copies were destroyed via administrative pressure and the Junior Jeremy Prapsclus editors (Sander Hicks and Michael Sweeney) were relieved special education senior from their positions at WXJM. I don't know much about international affaire/German the management of the radio station, but I do remember Students investigate 'mysteries 5 other signatures how Greg Allen was sacked in similar fashion last year for surrounding meal plan' at JMU 'Ignorance about the honor his work on the ingenious "Back to the Breelzebub." How fitting that once again a few spineless individuals with To the editor: code' no excuse for cheating power have managed to make a mockery of the First Have you ever felt ripped off by D-Hall or PC Dukes? To the editor Amendment, suppress those who have creative initiative Well, you're not alone. With only one more week to go, we can all sit down and keep our campus submerged in a sludge of stale Recently, our human communication group decided to and reflect on the year of classes we have completed and let "objective" journalism. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised investigate the mysteries surrounding the meal plan policies out a big sigh of relief. Some of us can look back on what to find such goings-on from a campus that paid Oliver at JMU. we have accomplished with pride in our work because we North $20,000 to deliver his twisted version of the We were concerned with the efficiency and economic know it was our own. Others of us can chuckle about how Constitution, but I can't help thinking George Orwell lies costs of the meal plans offered by D-Hall for students. we squeaked by with little or no effort aside from cheating. somewhere weeping in his grave. Currently, on campus students must purchase a 20-meal Which one of us has benefited from college life more? To all those who feel a burst of unorthodox creativity plan with their residence life housing contracts. Through Those of you who have cheated in various ways should coming on, I suggest you find better ways to spend your surveys our group conducted, we discovered that most wipe the sweat from your brows and breathe a deep sigh of time. Perhaps you could read from the teachings of Jesse students do not eat 20 meals during one week. We wanted to relief that no one brought you before the honor council on Helms. Or better yet, why not throw a good, ol' fashioned find out if students were losing money because they had to charges of honor code violations. There are a handful of book-burning. That's one form of expression the purchase the 20-meal plan. people in my classes who could have been suspended for administration doesn't seem to have a problem with. During our investigation, we spoke with Mr. Hank their actions, but I chose not to turn them in hoping they Roy Smallwood Moody, director of contract dining at JMU. He informed us would change, but they haven't. Junior of the specifics of the meal plan policies, stressing that Why do you do it? Is is because you are incapable of communication student prices are based on 13 to 13 and a half meals that completing the course without cheating? Or are you too students with a 20-meal plan eat during one week. So, lazy to do real work? Columnist should stop 'whining/ those students with 20 meals are actually paying for 13 to Each of us should feel privileged to be here. College change environmental attitude 13 and a half meals, the average eaten by on-cam pus requires hard work. If you do not choose to put forth the To the editor students. Mr. Moody told us that if students were given the effort without cheating, either bow out of your classes now, I am writing in response to Joel Langley's column of choice between 20 or 14 meals, the prices for the 20-meal or suffer the consequences when the university asks you to April 18. First, with regard to his statement "it has come as plan would increase by 50 percent. He told us that students leave. quite a shock that not one JMU faculty member or student currently buying the 20-meal plan are only paying prices that are based on 14 meals. If, in the fall, you choose to continue in your past took the time to write in about special Earth Day events or So, in all actuality, you're really getting a bargain by methods of earning grades by cheating, I among others, will promotions"— frankly Mr. Langley, I find it as quite a "shock" that you could print such a blatant lie. To refresh purchasing a 20-meal plan! .. _ , be forced to turn you in. I have no problem with that except Scarlet Klser Mark Davte that it requires time and effort on my part to see that you your memory, a press release was sent to The Breeze an ,en,or April 10. concerning the events EARTH was planning in Junior are tried. Time which would be better spent on my classes social science . ^ in.rli.tlng and personal activities. celebration of Earth Day. We did our job by supplvins vou. 2 other signatures Carrier. COKUHUED from page 14 100 percent of slate guidelines on classroom and puter is already providing easier access and occur, we will again have to react quickly to re- faculty space. We actually are offering more greater speed for student use. An upgrade is also formulate the budget. classes this year than last planned for the Leonardo system in the library. The announcement of tuition and fees is pre- Recently, a number of our academic programs There are many innovative projects taking ceded by a year of work. Much of the allocation have received re-accreditation from their national place on campus. For example, the Commission of the university's budget is predetermined. organizations. In the new budget, we were able to on the Library of the 21st Century has begun an About 90 percent of our budget goes to preestab- acquire an additional $200,000 for library acqui- exciting study that will result in the JMU library lished salaries, wages, personnel costs and other sitions, bringing the year's total to an all-time being a national model in the use of high technol- Fixed expenses. As president, I am responsible high of $1 million. A special allocation of ogy to retrieve information. A new and dynamic for the financial development of the budget and $50,000 has been set aside to upgrade computers approach to enhance teaching has been proposed for the financial integrity of the university. JMU of faculty members. In addition, the university thorugh the formation of a teaching academy. is audited annually and has never had a qualified received authorization to begin work on a major There are also a variety of proposals for the new audit addition to the Warren Campus Center. College of Applied Science and Technology that Our funds have been cut and we have had to We recently completed the new Music Build- are on the cutting edge of educational progress. make some adjustments to accommodate the re- ing and are nearing completion of the new Col- JMU has outstanding programs, students and ductions. However, the impact on the academic lege of Business building and the addition/ program at JMU has been minimal. JMU meets renovation to Burrus Hall. A new academic com- CARRIER page 16 16 • TOE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 Carrier. CONTINUED from page 15 Phi Kappa Phi, and nearly 30 honoraries for spe- to identify their specific areas of concern. If there graduates. Our students compete successfully for cific desciplines. We hope for early approval of a is sufficient interest, the university will plan an graduate, law and medical schools at the nation's Phi Beta Kappa chapter at JMU but this is always informational forum in the fall through the nor- finest universities. Others find obtaining a quality a long process — particularly for a public, com- mal JMU governance system. professional position is made easier because of prehensive university. There is no difference of opinion on holding a their JMU education and the quality of the insitu- One of the responsibilities of the president of forum, only on the timing and methods of setting tion. JMU and his wife is to entertain many guests of the agenda. At the same time, it needs to be clear- Repeatedly, the national press recognizes JMU the university — students, faculty, board mem- ly understood by all that extended planning, not as one of America's best universities. High praise bers, potential donors, guest scholars, etc. The showy forums, can set a successful course for our for JMU has come from Changing Times, U.S. JMU Board of Visitors determined that this could university. News & World Report, Money, the education edi- be best done in a home owned and maintained by I can assure everyone that my energies will be tor of The New York Times, and a multitude of the university. This is not an unusual arrange- spent on improving the academic opportunities sourccbooks on the country's top colleges and ment; virtually every public college or university for the students and faculty of this unversity. I universities. in Virginia maintains a home for the president to fully realize that there is much to be done on sal- Demand to enter JMU remains enormous as entertain important guests. Oakview is compara- aries, teaching loads, the library and on the ever- some 13,000 students seek admission each year ble to those homes. continuing improvement of the quality of educa- to an entering class of around 2,000. It is time to focus on the future of JMU and I tion on this campus. Working together in a In recent years, JMU has added honorary soci- will be writing this summer to students who planned and orderly fashion, we can accomplish eties like Omicron Delta Kappa, Mortor Board, signed the petitions for a forum and asking them all of these goals.

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Eight JMU students have their eyes set on raising $3,200 each by May 7 to finance summer missions trips abroad. They will be traveling to foreign countries such as the Soviet Union, Guyana, Romania and Mexico City to teach, work at churches and present the Christian gospel to people in these countries. This year's group from JMU is the largest from any one school. Setting aside apprehension over the idea of being thrust into a totally new culture, the students have been planning their summers since last fall with the help of InterVarsity Christian Fellowship's Student Training in Missions program. "I grew up in a Christian home and went to Christian school," said Lee Dewey, a junior management major. But when it came to missonary work, "I felt like it was somebody else's job. I felt stagnant. This is an opportunity to step out of my comfort zone." Robert Johnson, JMU's InterVarsity m UW/THE BREEZE staff worker, said, "ST1M is a training and facilitating program that aligns Clockwise from top: Carrie Janssen, Lara Lojacono, Anne Duke, Erica Petzold, Lee Dewey, Jennifer Bley, Elyse Schechter, and Cathy Metzger will spend the summer serving as Christian missionaries in foreign countries. [the students] with a mission board." The students applied to STIM in agency, they are preparing and raising "Actually, I've gone over [the Malt Richmond, a senior who went November and were accepted about a money for their trips as a team. goal]," she said. "I haven't added it up to the Soviet Union through STIM a month later. They have attended four This means that if one student's trip in a while but I've definitely raised iL" year ago, sees the benefit of the team training weekends since January. costs $800, that student's $3,200 will Petzold is still raising money to approach. Following acceptance, several of the be helping to pay for another's more help her teammates. "Personally, no, I didn't raise students attended the Urbana Missions expensive mission. "It's not my money anyway," she enough money," he said. "As a group Conference at the University of Illinois In fact, each of the 20 STIMmers in said. "It's God's money and if God is we had more than we needed to. It was to apply to missions agencies that Virginia must raise the required using me to raise it, that's fine." the only way I could've gone. It's a actually send them where they want to $3,200. But if they don't, they are not STIMmers are raising money by good system. go. disqualified for missions as long as distributing support letters to family, "STIM is an excellent training Dewey, junior Lara Lojacono, and they raise at least $1,100. friends and churches explaining their program that not only prepares you for sophomores Anne Duke and Elyse The eight JMU STIMmers have all mission and the STIM program. overseas cross-cultural relationships Schechter have been assigned as a team reached the $1,100 mark, so their trips Supporters send their money to an but also relationships at home." to the Soviet Union. are guaranteed. They are, however, still IVCF office in Wisconsin, which then Johnson said the weekend training . Juniors Jennifer Bley and Cathy raising money and working toward distributes the donations to the sessions, held at the Eagle Eyrie Metzger are going to Guyana in South their $3,200 goals. missions organizations sending the Baptist Assembly near Lynchburg, America. "If we raise it as a team, everybody students. teach STIMmers self-understanding and Carrie Janssen, a junior, has been raises an equal amount and everybody The $3,200 pays for a missionary's cultural understanding as well as how assigned to Mexico City and goes," Johnson said. "That way people entire trip. However, students must to relate to another society and deal sophomore Erica Petzold will go to with greater resources can help more." pay for shots, insurance, passports and with culture shock. Romania. In February, Petzold, a psychology domestic travel. Janssen, a social work major, said, Even though the students, or major, had already raised almost half of The only money InterVarsity "I'm learning what America is to the "STIMmers," as they are called, are not her money. Now she has reached the receives is the portion of the $3,200 traveling together or with the same $3,200 goal. designated for training program costs. MISSIONARIES page 21 20 • THE BREEZE THURSDW, APRIL 25,1991 is ivee\, what do

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She will work on a team of 18 American students but is unsure of what she will be doing and where she INTERVARSITY CHRISTIAN will be living. Petzold said she may be working in an orphanage, FELLOWSHIP MISSIONARIES at day camps, in homes for the elderly or in a church teaching classes. "I hope to be available for God and open-ended," she said. "I want to say, 'Okay, God what do you want to do through me?' I expect to see aspects of God I've never seen.*' The eight JMU STIMmers meet weekly to share concerns and pray for their missions. "We just share what's going on, our struggles and our fears," Metzger said. Janssen said, "It's really neat because we're the largest group [of STIMmers] from one school. It's neat to get to know them. [Other] people can't really identify with the things we're going through." Petzold said, "We're not going to see any fruit this summer if we don't pray about it. I've gotten so GUYANA much closer to the other STIMmers. We take turns lifting each other up." One concern of the STIMmers is money, but they are confident in their ability to reach the goal. Predominant Religions "The last thing I need to worry about is money," Soviet Union Russian Janssen said. Orthodox The JMU IV chapter does plan to help. It donated Participating Students Guyana Hindu $700 to each of the STIMmers through member Lee Dewey Jennifer Bley Romanian pledges of about $25 a month during the summer last Romania year. Lara Lojacono Cathy Metzger Orthodox "God will take care of it," Petzold said. "Seeing the Anne Duke Carrie Janssen Mexico Roman support — it's like they're trusting me with their Elyse Schechter Erica Petzold Catholic investment" GRANT JERDING/ THE BREEZE NEED HELP MOVING HOME?

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oooooootataooooot^^ tanXKataooocsatatata TOE BREEZE THURSD/V, APRIL 25,1991 • 27 The end. £ - Seniors offer words of wisdom to students RobynDavte For those entering college, Jennifer had one piece stqffwriter of motherly advice. A leisurely glance around Jennifer King's room "Look at college as a clean slate," Jennifer said. will reveal a lot about her. There are pictures of her "You can choose what you write on it College is a and her boyfriend, snapshots taken with her neat opportunity because people don't know you — roommate, and the soft, relaxing couch she sits on as its a great opportunity to be who you've always she casually recalls the events of a closing chapter in wanted to be. herlife. "Remember the stuff you learn in class is not what Jennifer King is graduating. you are going to remember. Friendships go on past "I go by days. A week from Saturday I will college. Classes don't." graduate. And I'm excited," Jennifer said. Even though some seniors, like Jennifer, have Although she has enjoyed her English and found their last semester to be a rather laid-back one, communication majors, Jennifer said her most not all would say so. Brian Coons is one of the meaningful times at JMU have been with friends. exceptions. Since high school, she has discovered a deeper type of Although his last semester consisted of IS credit relationship evolved from the experiences at college. hours, he has found those classes to be especially 'It's one of the most stressful times of your life," difficult But what he has liked the best has been Jennifer said, and so it draws people close together in outside the classroom and outside JMU. friendships that are more intense than in high school. "I think one of the best things I've done here is Jennifer came to JMU with an unusual situation. gone outside campus," Brian said. He was encouraged Her mother had just died from cancer only two days by a speaker at "that big goofy meeting in the before her high school graduation. "I was very shaken Convo" known as freshmen convocation to venture because I knew I would be leaving for college.*' But beyond the boundaries of Madison and discover what she found her family to be a welcome support. the area around JMU was like. ' College was an opportunity to mature for Jennifer. "Make sure you spend some time off campus and "I grew up a lot when I came to college because I had And out what people are like in a different town than DEREK CARBONNEAU/THE BREEZE to make a reputation for myself," Jennifer said. the one you came from," Brian said. "If you are going to get together and form a big "You can't fall back on successes from childhood Through Alpha Phi Omega, a coed service group the best thing you can do is try to help some or high school. No one knows anything about that fraternity, Brian has gotten to know the valley in people who don't have the same resources as you," here. It's bad because you can't fall back on those service projects with groups like the Boy Scouts, the Brian said. food bank in Verona, and visiting homes for the successes, but it's good because it keeps you on your Brian is a double major in French and business and elderiy. toes.** is interested in using those skills in international business, perhaps dealing with Third World countries. Or just the beginning "I am astonished that we can eat so much," he said. "Somewhere in the world people are starving. It's an amazing contradiction." Freshmen review first year He leaves JMU with a final wish for the university. "I hope they don't grow too big," he said, citing problems of faculty salaries and the frustrations and look to future at JMU of many overworked professors. Sara Ham md and more fun than I thought," Guenther said. "I think its hard for teachers to get motivated," he Jennifer Grossman Fellow freshman Rob Knapp agrees. "College said. "If you make it harder, docs that mean bigger staffwriter work this year has been much easier than I expected," classes, or teachers that don't want to grade your papers or spend time with you. I think I'm lucky to When freshmen looked back on their first year at he said. "It's not too overwhelming to me." be graduating when I am." JMU, some found their expectations had been fulfilled On the other hand, some students like Wendy He advised those entering college to "have a lot of while others did not. Owens did experience exactly what they had fun. Try to find out about people that are different Natalie Guenther said her year was better than anticipated. "When I got here, I knew my work would from where you come from." expected. "I came in wondering how I would handle be demanding. I have written enough papers to last Like Brian, senior Michael Goldman has his shy both field hockey and course work and still have time me the next three years," Owens said. days. But after four rewarding years at JMU, he's for myself. But the whole year has actually been a lot FRESHMEN page 29 found a lot to smile about. "When I was in high school, I was one of the shyest people ever," he said. "I'm a lot more outgoing than I used to be." College also has helped Michael develop a "greater appreciation of other cultures," through studying in Scotland at the University of Glasgow and minors in Asian studies and German. His love for traveling has prompted him to pursue these studies. He advised those coming to college to "take a variety of courses when you first get here. You may not like your major when you get here, and you may not like the way courses [in your major] are taught here."

DEREK CAR BONNE AU/THE BREEZE SENIORS page 29 28 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 Reflection. CONTINUED from page 25 Enter the Air Force Sitting on a slab of stone, I watched tent, lulling my body to sleep. immediately after gradua- the scene before me as if I were Drip, drip, drip. My nose whiffed tion — without waiting for the looking through the scope of a wide- the smell of wet plastic and soggy results of your State Boards. You angled lens. At first the fire was the linen as I slowly opened my eyes the can earn great benefits as an Air main point of focus. Schools of red next morning. Water droplets were $> Force nurse officer. And if selected during your senior year, you may sparks bellowed from the flame, suspended in the netting of the roof's eventually snuffed out by the evening qualify for a five-month internship tent, and the rain still relentlessly at a major Air Force medical facili- breeze. My friends' eyes were Fixated pounded outside. My friend suddenly 1991BSN ty. To apply, you'll need an overall on the heat source, unaware of the cried out, "Dave, our tent — the STUDENTS. 2.50 GPA. Serve your country ripples of orange light that playfully window ... the window of our tent is while you serve your career. splashed on their faces. Scon my eyes a sheet of ice!" After spending three were drawn upward towards the trees minutes trying to unzip the that braided the gray evening sky. I complicated tent door, I discovered that USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS filled my lungs with the smokey-moist half of the forest was frozen. Icicles (804) 276-0459 air and marveled that I could find so dangled from budding tree branches and COLLECT much peace on such a cloudy, brisk crystal-coated weeds sprouted from the night. There were no twinkling stars ground. A thick fog hugged the damp or chirping crickets, but I felt earth as beads of moisture clung to the comfortable, reduced to an environment pine needles covering the ground. of simplicity. Exhaling clouds of Looking out from my musky tent like moisture that circled around my head, I a bear awakening from hibernation, I listened to the wind sifting through the respected the Earth's power. My trees. I began to realize that the world civilized nerves told me I was wet and .1 functions quite well without me. I felt, shivering, but my conscience said I tf* for once, completely irresponsible. was relaxed. Is Still Taking Later that evening, intermittent Soon we were heading back to drops of rain threatened our relaxation, campus. As we rolled down the Orders for Graduation and we obeyed our trained reaction to mountain towards JMU, the car was seek the shelter of our tents. Lying in filled with soaked sleeping bags, 564-0416 the dark, plastic-smelling tent, I had no pillows and bodies. The rain continued choice but to listen to the sounds of to spray on my windshield, and the Reddish Knob. Thriving with life, the weather looked less than inviting. But woods were surprisingly quiet. Rarely somehow, no one in the car could truly do college students get the chance to complain. We had experienced enough, listen to an oncoming gust of wind. In but at the same time we wanted more. the woods that night, I heard the breeze No, deer didn't eat carrots out of our working its way through the forest, hands and the fireflies didn't sparkle in 1TURKEY curling around the form of the the moonlight sky. But nature, with BUY 7 mountain and finally pressing against it's powerful appeal to the senses, FROVGLONE the nylon walls of my tent The rain made us feel like we were comfortably BAGEL BAGELS far away from society's cold world. drops began to dance on the roof of the ANDA •«£ & Knob l6az. 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Kerry Busey, volunteer coordinator the trip is nearly impossible after a for the Dry River's Ranger District snowfall. A cloudy day usually means said, "We try to keep trash cans up that Reddish Knob is shrouded by fog. there, but they keep disappearing." Vtfeather permitting, most students Reddish Knob sits on top of drive up to "The Knob" to watch the Market Square East Shenandoah Mountain, one of the five sunset. The high elevation of the peak highest peaks in the Allegheny range allows observers to look around 360- Open 7 Days that stretches along the border of degrees of landscape as the sun drops in a Week Virginia and West Virginia. The the west On a clear day, visitors can 564-0416 recreational spot doesn't have much identify six mountain chains in West room for pollution since it's simply a Virginia, a few cities in the parking lot for about 20 cars at most. 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For instance, English was much more difficult for something would come along that would bring it The Studies Abroad program offered Steven the Michael at JMU than in high school. "It was a joke back to the forefront," Steven said. "I would see opportunity to travel to London the first half of his in high school." people wearing a JMU t-shirt and in my area, and senior year. It was a challenge he gladly accepted. Not only are the academics important to Michael, that's rare. "You get these bom-again travelers who come back but the fun is crucial, too, he said. He has participated "I enjoyed JMU very much all my four years here," and preach their experiences abroad with religious in many activities at JMU, including intramural he said. "I think it's a wonderful school. But when I zealotry. And its a turn-off, and you laugh at it, but sports. "They helped me have a good time and relieve was at school, I would look longingly to my you can't help it" stress," Michael said. summers to spend time back in New York. I favored Although Steven has had a variety of experiences But the most important thing is others. New York and the way it was there. Now, forget it. I outside the classroom, he still enjoys what happens "I like to think something I did had a positive want to get as far away from the north as humanly inside his classes. affect on someone else's life," Michael said. possible." "I love what I study. I don't consider it rote, Michael's southern upbringing greatly contrasts Steven said he has changed since his sophomore meaningless activity. I don't like the mentality 'let's with senior Steven Nickel's New York heritage. He year when he was deeply involved in a number of live for the weekend, blow through our classes, live came to JMU from New City, New York, where few organizations. He has turned away from such intense for Friday night happy hour and get wrecked for the people were familiar with a medium-sized southern involvement since that time. whole weekend.' That's a bad ratio — that's two days school in a valley in Virginia. "I think there is a certain inherent hypocrisy in it," out of the week. I'd rather enjoy all seven." Freshmen CONTINUED from page 27 naked Twister was like being in one of those typical tracks when he slipped in the mud. "My friend was college movies. It was something I'll always laughing so hard that he called everyone's attention to me. Everyone was staring," Hahn said. The most vivid memories for many students don't remember," she said. center around the classroom. One student got a taste Many freshmen encountered catastrophes on Do freshmen realize that their next three years may of the JMU social scene when he passed out at a campus. Dave Hummel said he will never forget the bring "catastrophes" of a different sort? Some do. day he "almost killed everyone on the commons. I party. Jay Henry said, "I'd had too much to drink so Owens said, "I have already decided to double major my friends decided to teach me a lesson. was riding my bike down the hill from the library and and do some internships. I'm also going to study "When I woke up the next morning my eyebrows I pressed the brakes just before the steps, but my bike didn't stop," he said. abroad. It's not going to be all fun and games, but had been shaved off. It was weeks before they grew I'm excited." back" "I smashed right into the stone wall. Then I decided Knapp, too, knows the next three years could be a At another party, a female, who chose to remain that my bike was better off in the bottom of Newman bumpy ride. "I'm just hoping D-hall mixes their anonymous, was persuaded to play Twister, but she Lake." Italian dressing belter in the future." ->" had never imagined playing it naked. 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Jon Cohen stage," Rosenberg said. stqffwrtier "Nobody from New York would be Although the Experimental there to see it, so if it stunk, it wasn't Theatre's world premiere of the play as if nobody would ever touch him "Advice from a Caterpillar" is a year again," he said. old, it can still be seen — Off During the first week that the play Broadway. was at JMU, the student actors simply There have been some slight read the script in front of an audience. changes — such as a new director, Beane followed this with answering cast, crew, and some alterations in the questions and taking suggestions from script — but it's essentially the same the audience. Beane then went back to play that playwright Douglas Carter New York and made changes in the Beane brought to JMU for a trial run script. When he returned the play ran before taking it to New York. for one week of previews — in which JMU theater graduate Mike the audience watched the actors perform Rosenberg, now working as an Off- the play and would then make Broadway Administrative Director for suggestions and ask questions of Beane the Soho Repertory Theater in New — followed by a week of actual York, directed the play at JMU. The production. play was "widely successful at JMU, For the students who saw the play, and even made money for the the most memorable aspect of JMU's Experimental Theater, " Rosenberg production seemed to be the said. performances given by Christian Rosenberg became friends with Hollo way and Janice O'Rourke, both Beane, who he met while working on of whom are now seniors. O'Rourke .J an internship at URTA (University played the main character, Missy, Resident Theatre Association) in New while Holloway played her York, and persuaded Beane to come to homosexual friend Spaz. "It has been JMU and let Rosenberg direct his new my best experience so far. Doug was a play. "This was very advantageous for ball to work with." Holloway said. Beane because it gave him the opportunity to see his work live on BEANE fxige 33

TEE MORRIS/THE BREEZE Douglas Carter Beane takes a break in JMU's Experimental Theatre. Experimental Theatre shows unusual play

KerriShea fatal airplane crash that killed the pilot, stqffwriter who was the sole passenger on the flight, Trammell said. Trammel!'s "Wreckage," integrating music, grandfather, Augustus Leazar, was the movement, text and handmade paper investigator. His investigation forms, is not an ordinary play. involved piecing together information "It's not a play, not a concert, but a to ascertain why the wreck occurred. performance piece," said choreographer The performance "Wreckage" is an Kate Trammell. exploration of human response to this tragedy expressed through music, The piece, showing at Theatre II, is a unique and creative work that is the dance, and art result of a collaboration between "The procedure has been extremely artist/designer Pamela Johnson, unusual in every aspect. It's not a play composer Jonathan Romeo, and in the traditional sense at all," Trammell. The three have worked Trammell said. "It's a different way of together since 1984. "We worked working that's much more satisfying." together from the beginning. This way Johnson, who has been designing we influence each other's process," and teaching in professional and Trammell said. academic theater for 18 years, crossed Trammell currently co-directs over from costume design to studio art. Thompson and Trammell — a duet She created suspended paper sculptures repertory company. for "Wreckage," to respond to the movement of the performers in space. TEE KIOnnU/THE BREEZE The basis for "Wreckage" is an Student actors interpret the death of a pilot in "Wreckage." actual 1948 investigator's report of a WRECKAGE page 33 32 • THE BREEZE THURSLW, APRIL 25,1991 Casting director brings HOLLYWOOD insight to JMU campus

Gavte Cohen including teaching. She remembered assistant arts editor receiving her first real theatre job Success in Hollywood does not because of her typing skills, but come easy, said Deborah Barylski, a almost didn't get that job because the Los Angeles casting director. people hiring thought she was over- qualified. Earlier this week Barylski spoke to JMU theatre students about the "Just because you're good doesn't prospects they face while looking for mean you'll get ahead," Barylski said. work in the entertainment industry. "You better want it more than anything." Barylski has worked as a casting director for such shows as "Newhart," More than just having talent, you "Remington Steele," and "St. need to make connections, Barylski Elsewhere," and as a casting associate said. "Grill every person you meet," for "Easy Street," "Frank's Place," she said, urging students to continually "The Famous Teddy Z," "The Finelli send resumes, letters, and postcards to Boys," and several others. She was prospective employers and agents. brought to JMU by Dr. Tom Arthur, To succeed in Los Angeles, an agent head of the department of theatre and is a must, she said. dance, who was a professor at the Pictures also play an important part University of Illinois when Barylski in getting jobs, Barylski told the was an undergraduate there. Arthur students. She invited them to bring invited Barylski because he believes their photographs and resumes to her JMU's theatre students have a future for criticism. and Barylski could give them some Senior Kim Furst brought Barylski idea of what to expect. her head shots and said that it was a "One of the best pieces of advice I big help. "She was really helpful in can give you if you're passionate about showing me how to decide what was acting is to find another passion as better commercially," Furst said. well," Barylski told the students. Barylski suggested that anyone "[In Hollywood] you spend a lot of looking for a job in entertainment time waiting to act," she said. should read trade magazines — such as Barylski tried just about everything Variety — which tell prospective before she became successful, actors dates and times of auditions, and

Mr ooarat/nc BREEZE Student Christopher Wilmer delivers a prepared monologue to Los Angeles casting director Deborah Barylski and his peers. Barylski offered the students several suggestions as well as a sense of what she usually looks for when hiring. She hires two to three times more men than women because male roles are generally more in demand, books such as "How To Be a Working town operating on a "good-'ol-boy Actor" and "Your Film Acting Career" system," she said. in order to succeed. 'Women are in power when it's in The second day she was here, vogue for them to be in power. Men Barylski had students deliver some are in power all of the time," she said. prepared monologues, offering several Women are also hired for their looks suggestions as well as a sense of what more often than men, in Barylski's she usually looks for when hiring. opinion. "A man, as he gets older, gets Barylski emphasized that even talent interesting. A woman gets wrinkled." combined with hard work and Barylski is not sure about her connections might not be enough. "All future. "L.A. really beats you down," of Hollywood is based on a hunch," she said, adding that she plans on she said. "I'm a casting director, but taking a break from her job to possibly I'm just an individual with an opinion. write or direct I get paid for my opinion." "Hollywood is one big As a casting director, Barylski hires dysfunctional family," Barylski said. two to three times more men than Although she has reservations about women because male roles are returning to California to work, generally more in demand, because 000 1 8 Barylski would not trade her Deborah Barylski offers criticism to JMU theatre studente ^ * ^ Hollywood is sUH very much a man's experiences there for one minute. THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 • 33 Wreckage «%. CONTINUED [rampage 31 Philadelphia, Washington D.C., and Florence, Italy. The movement expresses the language of the accident His score for "Wreckage" involves a combination of EHEGgjESl^M report. text spoken by the dancers, recorded sound, and the "We want to spoil the taboo that studio art doesn't music of violins, cello, classical guitar, and a For the week ending April 20,1991. have a connection with performance," Trammell said. computer assisted keyboard. Romeo, the musical composer for "Wreckage," is The project has been commissioned by the New The Katydids" director of the Lyric Ensemble, which provides the Forms Regional Grant Program, and partially funded music for the piece. Romeo's award-winning scores by the National Endowment for the Arts and the The Katydids for dance have been performed in New York City, Rockefeller Foundation. l"Bela Fleck" Beane. Bela Fleck CONUNUED/rom/xi** 31 | "Way to Salvation" Beane took the play back to New York, where recalls that "Dennis Christopher (who plays the role director and producer Edgar Lansbury — brother of of Spaz) would say his comedic lines like they were King Missile "Murder She Wrote's" Angela Lansbury — took ova- punch-lines, while Chris (Holloway) was very casual | "Matter of Degree" its production. Lansbury first did a production of the and sarcastic making his interpretation of the play over the summer at the Vermont Dorset Theatre character far more amusing." Giant Sand Festival as another trial run. The play was then To what extent the play was altered due to JMU |"Egypt" brought to New York for its off-Broadway production, students' input is debatable. Some of the actors found with Rosenberg functioning as assistant director in Beane more defensive than receptive to students' Egypt the rehearsals and sound man in the actual comments. I "Out of Time" production. However, Rosenberg said he thinks "The second act The off-Broadway production, featuring Ally was substantially changed due to comments made by REM Sheedy (St. Elmo's Fire) as Missy, has received students during the previews." The Reality of..." mixed reviews. JMU senior Megan Dolan, who directed another Junior Scott Laske — who is working on an Beane play, "Old Money," also believes that Beane Fishbone internship — and JMU theatre graduate Jim Anzide made alterations in the script that were based on | "Pop Overthrow" are currently working at URTA in New York and have student suggestions. She has found the opportunity seen both productions. Anzide thought the off- to direct Beane's plays personally beneficial. "It has Material Issue Broadway production was "definitely a lot better than gotten me in with people in New York. I now have | "Some Friendly" JMU's, which is simply because it's a much bigger an agent there who knows and likes me and would be production." Laske, on the other hand, found the excited about working with me again," she said. Charlatans UK JMU production more enjoyable, "probably because I With input from Douglas Carter Beane and other | "Nuclear Sub Capt" knew the cast and crew so well" he added. New York playwrights, theatre at JMU will continue Dogbowl Both agree that Holloway's and O'Rourke's to produce experimental performances with much performances were far more entertaining. Anzide creativity. COURTESY WXJM

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Driesell's recruits: big in size and number

rebounds per game. Greg Abel That's the bad news. sports editor The good news is that Driesell had a ? f bevy of scholarships to offer and the 91- 92 DukeS BASKETBALL Wfclcome to the Driescll era, Part II. man knows how to recruit. When Lefty Driesell took over the With the obvious holes to fill in reins of the JMU men's basketball mind, Driesell landed heralded transfers team three years ago, he brought in a Bryan Edwards from Boston College core of talented transfers. The talent and Michael Venson from Georgetown Driesell brought in brought wins, but last summer. the players also came with the catch Edwards, who started for two years that, along with the recruiting class of for the Eagles before transferring, is a 1987, they would be gone in two 6-foot-2 guard who can play the point years. or the two guard. Venson is a muscular Now, nearly every ingredient from Who's In... Who's Out... 6-foot-7 swingman with an excellent last year's 19-10, Colonial Athletic outside shot. Both will likely play High School Seniors Association regular season Fess Irvin significant roles on next year's team. championship team is gone. Luther Bates, 6-7, F Kenny Brooks Aside from the two Big East With Steve Hood, Fess Irvin, Billy VladimerCuk,6-ll,C Steve Hood transfers, Driesell still had ten Coles, Kenny Brooks, Jon Fedor, scholarships to work with after this Kent Culuko, 6-4, G Chancellor Nichols Barry Brown, Alan Dorsey and Alex year's departures. As the May IS Kareem Robinson, 6-8, F Barry Brown Clevinger completing their collegiate signing deadline approaches, it looks Avis Willis, 6-0, PG Alex Clevinger eligibility, and the early departure of as if Driesell has assembled his Chancellor Nichols, the Dukes lose 87 Billy Coles recruiting class. Junior College percent of their scoring and 74 percent Jon Fedor of their rebounding from a year ago. The latest and possibly last signee Paul Carter, 6-7, F Alan Dorsey is second team Junior College All- The only scholarship players Gerry Lancaster, 6-7, G/F Doug Lowrey returning are senior Troy Boslic, junior Amcrican Paul Carter, out of Allegany Jeff Chambers, and sophomore Community College in Allegany, Md. GRANT JERDING/THE BREEZE Clayton Ritter. Combined, the three Carter signed with the Dukes Tuesday. accounted for only 10.6 points and 9.9 RECRUITS page 38 JMU celebrates Nat. Sportsmanship Day Panel of diverse athletic voices discuss sportsmanship issues

Ganett Johnston JMU athletic director Dean Ehlers said stqffwriter sportmanship is related to on-the-field actions. "Everything when talking "I believe that sportsmanship is nothing more In celebration of National Sportsmanship Day, about sport comes down to than conduct to those people that are involved in the JMU Department of Physical Education and the game," said Ehlers, a former professional Sport held a panel discussion and open forum on respect — self-respect and baseball player. sportsmanship, fair play and ethics last night in team-respect." However, JMU assistant basketball coach Bart Godwin Hall. Bellairs said in his field, sports ethics involve The Institute for International Sport, which is Shelia Moorman more than on the field actions. located at Rhode Island University, created the day JMU basketball coach "Sportsmanship goes deeper than the actual "to generate dialogue and discussion on this game. It involves recruitment of the student- important topic," according to Executive Director Although deadline restrictions prevented The athlete," said Bellairs. Daniel E. Doyle's press release. The group invited Breeze from covering the entire event. The Breeze On the question of who has to teach all groups and colleges to particpate in the day, was present when speakers discussed various sportsmanship, at least four of the group members according to the April 16 edition of the USA controversial topics such as the exact definuon of varied on their responses depending on the nature Today. sportsmanship. of their respective jobs. The JMU program featured speakers with Shelia Moorman, the JMU women's basketball For example, George Toliver, who is currenltly various perspectives on the ideals of athletics. The coach, said sportsmanship is dependent on one in his third year as an NBA official, presented the panel consited of various people who have been, word — respect. view from his often-ignored point of view. or are currently involved in JMU athletics "Referees are always on the other side of including a basketball player turned NBA referee, "Everything when talking about sport comes everything. When winning came into [sports] head and assistant coaches, a trainer, a Sports down to respect — self-respect and team-respect," officials came in and decided the spirit and intent Information Assistant, and a student-athlete. she said. of the rule," said Toliver.

. 38 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY. APRIL 25,1991 Recruits. leading scorer with a total of 2,780 by the Washington Post, and was career points. selected to play in the Capital Classic "I was really pleased to get him over All Star game which pits high school St. John's," Driesell said. "He's a great all stars from the Washington area shooter and I think he can really help against those from around the nation. us." West Potomac coach Bill Engels said, "He's a great ballhandler, he does •Luther Bates a good job of keeping the defense Bates is a 6-foot-6 forward from honest because he's a great outside Palmyra High School in central shooter. He could make [JMU] very Virginia. He averaged 20.2 points per tough." game along with 10.8 rebounds while •Kareem Robinson shooting 52 percent from the field and 69 percent from the free throw line. Robinson is a 6 foot-8, 240-pound He was named James River District power forward from Stratford, Player of the Year and Daily Progress Connecticut. He averaged 18.8 points, Central Virginia Player of the Year. 12 rebounds and four assists per game. Bates is an all-around athlete who Over his last eight games he averaged finished third in the state in the triple nine blocked shots per game. jump and sixth in the 400-meters and Robinson was named First team also played defensive back for the All-Fairfield County and played in a football team. New York-Connecticut AU-Star game. "I think that his biggest asset at this He also was selected to play in an all- point in time is his athletic ability," star game with Division I recruits from Bates' high school coach Monroe New England playing the recruits from Rateau said. "He can run and he can the University of Connecticut, which jump so he can play out away from the has assembled one of the nation's top basket. He could develop into a very recruiting classes. good perimeter player."

•Vladimir Cuk Driesell said the toughest part about recruiting players to come to JMU is Cuk (pronounced chook) is a 6-11 selling the relatively weak Colonial Yugoslavian center who was recruited Athletic Association. while participating in a high school "The thing that hurts us most is the exchange program in Lancaster, Pa. league," he said. "That's why we try to After injuring his ankle a week play an outstanding schedule outside previous to the start of his high school the league. It hurts us some, but we season, Cuk played in only eight got Culuko over a Big East school and games, averaging 14 points and nine some of the other kids were recruited rebounds. by [bigger schools], you take the best His coach at Lancaster's J.P. you can get." McCaskey High School, Pete Horn, In addition to the seven new said Cuk played only at "about 65 scholarship players, Driesell said 6- percent" during those eight games. foot-5 forward/guard William Davis Cuk weighs only 220 pounds and will likely return to the team. Davis, Driesell said he needs to get stronger, the CAA's Rookie of the year in 1989, but added he is optimistic about the The JMU rugby team has won throe straight state championships. decided to transfer from JMU after European. seeing his playing time significantly Carter is a 6-7, 220-pound forward us," Driesell said. "He's a swingman, "He's got a lot of work to do but he sliced his sophomore year with the who narrowed his choices down to he can play second guard or small likes basketball and he's over here to emergence of Hood. JMU, West Virginia, Clemson and forward." Florida before choosing to play for the Said Champlain coach Bob Tipson, "The thing that hurts us most is the Dukes. He averaged 18 points and 11 "His only weakness is his size, he just rebounds for the JUCO school while needs to put on 20 pounds." league. That's why we try to play an serving as co-captain and leading the The remaining five players who team to a 33-4 record. outstanding schedule outside the have accepted scholarships from JMU "He can play inside and he can play are high school seniors: league. " Lefty Driesell outside just as well," Allegany coach Bob Kirk said. "We've used him at JMU Head Coach •Kent Culuko both the three and four positions. He learn basketball and get an education," can post up as well as any player Culuko is a 6-4 guard out- of Davis is back in Harrisonburg and Driesell said. "I like him because he's we've had and he certainly faces up to Mahwah High School in Bergen Driesell said the junior will take got potential and he's big, you can't the basket and shoots well." County, New Jersey. A three-point summer school classes and re-enroll as coach size." Dricscll signed only one other specialist, he narrowed his choices a full-time student in the fall. Junior College player, Champlain down to JMU and St. John's before •Avis Willis When asked if differences between (VT) Junior College's Gerry Lancaster. opting for the Dukes. the two had been worked out, Driesell Lancaster is also a 6-7 forward, but replied, "I didn't have any differences Culuko averaged 33.8 points per Willis, a 6-foot point guard, may be weighs a much slighter 180 pounds. with him, he had differences sitting on game last season and was named first- the most highly-touted of JMU's prep He averaged 17.3 points and 6.5 team all state by the Associated Press. prospects. Out of West Potomac High the bench." rebounds per game while leading his He has outstanding range and set a School in Alexandria, he averaged 24.3 Driesell said it is "possible" guard team to a 27-6 record and an invitation state record for treys by hitting 234 points and 4.1 assists while leading his Todd Dunnings, also a member of the to the JUCO national tournament. from behind the arc in his career. team to a 23-2 record. Willis was 1989-90 Dukes may return to the "He'll be a real versatile player for Culuko is New Jersey's fourth all-time named first-team All Metropolitan area team. THE BREEZE THURSLW, APRIL 25,1991 ^39 NBA Playoff Preview

Bob Matthews The live underdogs USA TODAY! AppleCollegelnfbNetwrk 5. Detroit — The Bad Boys are as THEBPEEZE proud and hard-nosed as ever, but age is For a change, there is no shortage beginning to take a toll on several key of legitimate championship contenders players; Vinnie Johnson and James in the National Basketball Association. Edwards are hurting. The return of Strong title cases could be made for as Isiah Thomas from wrist surgery gives many as seven teams, and reasonable the Pistons a fighting chance, but a cases for two or three others in the third straight championship would be a IS GONNA SEND 16-tcam Held. mild upset. 6-to-l. Here is how the 1990-91 NBA 6. Boston — The Celtics, the best playoffs shape up, with the tipoff shooting team in the NBA, began to tonight: show their age down the stretch, The team to beat particularly on the road (1-8 in their 1. Portland — The Trail Blazers can last nine away games). Larry Bird's win inside (they are one of the NBA's lower back problem is a huge question WXJM top rebounding teams) and outside mark, and it remains to be seen how (they are the league's best three-point the rest of the aging frontcourt will shooting team), and no team runs the hold up against steady playoff floor better. The durable starting five is pounding. 8-to-1. top shelf—guards Clyde Drexler and 7. Phoenix — The Suns have the Terry Porter, forwards Jerome Kersey firepower and depth to beat any playoff and Buck Williams, and center Kevin opponent, but they probably are too BACK TO THE Duckworth. Danny Ainge is the soft defensively at the forward spots to veteran backcourt sub the bench had go all the way. Tom Chambers' back been lacking, and second-year pro Cliff spasms and Kevin Johnson's chronic Robinson is one of the league's top hamstring problem are concerns. If front-line reserves. This is the best- they stay healthy, and Xavier McDaniel balanced and deepest team in the NBA, comes up big, the Suns could go a but no title favorite in history has long way. 10-to-l. STONE AGE! faced so many quality potential The darkhorses spoilers. Odds on winning the 8. Houston — The Rockets were the championship: 2-to-l. NBA's hottest team for much of the The best of the rest second half of the season, but they've 2. Chicago — The Bulls are more cooled a bit lately and it is difficult to than a one-man show, but probable project a title for a squad with such The Softball Match landslide league MVP Michael Jordan oudandish shot selection. The more remains the undisputed main man, and often Akecm Olajuwon gets the ball no superstar carries a heavier load. from flashier but less consistent of The Century! Chicago ranked behind only Boston in teammates, the longer Houston figures field-goal percentage this season, but to last 15-to-l. the Bulls had only three players 9. Utah — Karl Malone and John average in double figures scoring: Stockton could be the best 1-2 punch Jordan, Scottie Pippen and Horace in the NBA, and Jeff Malone supplied Tomorrow, I p.m. Grant. Jordan's brilliance and the much-needed outside shooting, but the homecourt advantage (35-6 record at Jazz still are short at least one quality Chicago Stadium) are Chicago's two reserve. By now it should be obvious at the softball field biggest pluses in the race for the that a championship is unlikely with Eastern Conference crown. 7-to-2. Mark Eaton imitating a glacier in the 3. Los Angeles Lakers — As long pivot. 20-to-l. behind the as Magic Johnson is running the show, Might win one round the Lakers will be a title contender. 10. Milwaukee — The Bucks got off Vlade Divac continues to improve at to a blazing 2S-8 start but were a sub Convocation Center. center, but several other mainstays .500 team thereafter (23-26). have slipped a bit, most notably Byron Milwaukee has good size, led the Scott and Mychal Thompson. Sam league in forcing turnovers, is strong on fundamentals and tough at home Perkins was a classy addition, but this (33-8). That should be enough to beat isn't a particularly deep team by Laker Philadelphia, but lack of quickness in standards. 4-to-l. the frontcourt should mean a second- COME AND ENJOV 4. San Antonio — The Spurs figure round playoff exit. 25-to-l. to win a few titles before David Robinson sails into the NBA sunset, 11. Golden State — The Warriors but they might not have the depth to rely too much on too few to survive for long in the playoffs. Chris Mullin, do it this year. San Antonio's starters averaged a league-high 36 minutes per Tim Hardaway and Mitch Richmond game, a clue to the team's suspect were the NBA's highest-scoring trio at THE FUN! 72 points per game. If they get hot bench. The lack of an effective outside- shooting substitute could be simultaneously. Golden State could particularly costly. 5-to-l. NBA page 40 >»

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Heather Taylor sent a shot past Saves: JMU (Moran) 12, TSU JMU goalie Kelly Moran to take (Silva) 5. Get A the score to 9-8. But Michelle Bianco answered the Tigers goal and then some when The JMU baseball team dropped she scored back to back goals in both games of a nonconference two and a half minutes to give the doublcheader against Penn State Dukes the lead, 10-9. Tuesday. To add fuel to the fire, JMU's The Nittany Lions were paced by leading scorer, Nora Maguire scored first baseman Kody Barto and right again for the Dukes less than a fielder Dave Hall, both of whom hit minute after Bianco's second goal. two-run singles to lead Penn State GRADUATION But the Tigers would not settle to a 4-0 victory in game 1. down. With three minutes left in The Dukes got on the board in the game, Towson State's Shannon the second game, but could not Curry connected on a feed from outlast the Nittany Lions, falling 4- Mary Taylor and the game was not 3. yet locked up. JMU shortstop Kevin Sisk had But despite their late game ralley, two hits and one RBI in the second the Tigers could not score again, game. and JMU escaped with the win. Game One The victory took the Dukes to 7- James Madison 000 000 0 - 0 3 1 6. They are currently tied with Penn State 000 022 x - 4 6 0 Princeton for 11th in the country. Sutc, Slonaker (5) and Hubbard; Lacrosse Highlights: Sherburne, Fischer (7) and Nora Maguire is the leading Lingerfelter. W—Sherburne (3-3). scorer for the Dukes, with 32 goals L— Sutch (3-4). Sv—Fischer (3). for the 1990-91 season. Maguire is Game Two *&* also leading in assists, with 11. James Madison 000 101 1 - 3 9 2 ♦ Mugs, Stuffed Animals, Close behind Maguire is Penn State 003 001 0 - 4 8 1 Michelle Bianco with 20. Other Mitchell, Broomall (6) and Greek and JMU stuff Hubbard; Freed, Kerns (6), Geis (7) high scoring Dukes include Carrie ♦ 2 Mylar Balloons Notte with 17 goals and Alisa Lupo and Lingerfelter. W—Freed (2-0). with 16. L—Mitchell (4-7). Sv—Geis (1). 6 Treated Solid Latex Balloons Delivery Anywhere NBA in Harrisonburg CONTINUED from page 39 Philadelphia has neither. 50-to-l. Special $12.00 conceivably upset San Antonio in the Along for the ride first round. 30-to-1. 13. Atlanta —75-to-l. CALL 12. Philadelphia—Charles Bark Icy 14. Seattle— 100-to-l. Pazazz would like to thank will try to play with a damaged knee 15. Indiana—150-to-l. everyone for all of the 433-0900 and foot, but even a healthy Barkley 16. New York — 200-to-l. business, the fun, and probably couldn't lift the 76ers beyond (Bob Matthews writes for the party planning. Valley Mall the first round. NBA champions Rochester Times-Union.) Just wait until Next Year in Watson's traditionally have an exceptional center ©Copyright 1991. USA TODAY/Apple Corridor and/or an exceptional point guard, and College Information Network We'll be better than ever! THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 25,1991 -41 JMU ruggers hoping to travel to Africa in June college rugby players from across the Greg Abel state. Christian, Coyner, Hamilton, sports editor Taylor and Murphy all made the team Like many JMU students, senior along with players from schools such Tim Christian wants to experience the as William and Mary, ODU and world a bit before he enters the work Virginia Tech. force. An accounting major from Zimbabwe was chosen as the sight Dumfries, Christian already has a job for the tour because the VRU's coach, lined up with a firm in D.C. when he Basil Nisbet, is a native of the African graduates, but he doesn't want to take country. the job right away. "What it comes down to," Christian His dream of experiencing the world said, "is jhey have good rugby over doesn't involve driving cross-country there. [Nisbet] played rugby, he grew or going to Europe for the summer. up over there and he has a lot of No, Christian, along with four other contacts in terms of getting good HLE PHOTO JMU students, wants to spend the prices for the tour." JMU coach Lefty Drisell has assembled a talented group of recruits. month of June in Zimbabwe playing The proposed tour would take place A major block in the way of the be able to raise about $90,000," he rugby. June 6 through June 24. Christian said team making the trip is the steep said. "So far, we've raised only about the team would have the opportunity The proposed trip is part of a tour financial commitment they have to $25,000 or $30,000." sponsored by the Virginia Rugby to see the sights of Africa and bring make. For the team of 23 players to be back with them experiences they can The team has sold raffle tickets and Union, of which Christian, seniors able to go over, each player has to T-shirts to try to raise funds, and Mike Coyner, John Hamilton, Brent remember and share. raise about $1,800. Christian said he has spent a great deal "I really just want to go over Taylor and junior Mike Murphy are a "All of us have financially said of time soliciting local businesses for because I think it will be the part The five players also have been a 'we're going to go for it,'" Christian donations. part of the successful JMU rugby experience of a lifetime," he said. said. "We've put a lot of time and Murphy added that if funds weren't team. The team has won three straight "This is also an opportunity for us to effort into it." state championships, highlighted by a raised sufficient for the Zimbabwe trip, represent JMU and for us to go over The team has been preparing for the VRU has already discussed 1989 trip to Florida where JMU was there and come back and share the play and has been involved in fund- alternative trips to "maybe Argentina among the nation's final eight teams cultural experiences we've had with raising efforts since early December, or Canada" before falling in double overtime to other students. What we can bring to but Murphy said they are a long way Navy. Anyone interested in donating to the JMU is some kind of cultural away from achieving their goal. team's cause can contact Tim Christian The VRU is a select group of enlightenment that would be fantastic." "For us to be able to go, we have to at 433-3201. STOP BY AND SEE WHAT OUR COPY CENTER HAS TO OFFER Runyourown company at 26. 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collcgiatc in the East Region, and placed second The team has a full schedule ahead before they Plate PMdtaHU , , stqjfwruer nationally in the college division. hop on the plane to L'vov. This weekend they will And she feels this trip is a special honor for compete in Atlantic City, then will travel to This summer, past and present JMU archers the university. Houston for the World Team Trials May 8-11. will make a trip to the Soviet Union as part of an "Not too many people can say that they're Next on the agenda is the U.S. Intercollegiate sports exchange program. being invited to the Soviet Union," she said, Championship in Phoenix May 20-23; and finally From June 11-23, a contingent of world-class "because it's just JMU that's being invited." the team will compete in the U.S. Olympic archers including five current JMU team members, In addition to Preston, Rich Dewey, Pat Judge, Festival trials May 24-26. two alumni and JMU archery coach Margaret Horn, Jeff Koch, and Andy Puckett will represent current But there is a hurdle the team must overcome will navel to L*vov Medical College in the JMU archers on the trip. They will be joined by before they are bound for Russia. The problem is Ukraine. The archers from the United States will 1990 JMU graduate and U.S. National Team $25,000 that the team needs to fund their trip. The do some shooting during the trip to the U.S.S.R., member Kim Arehart and JMU alumnus Bob archers are having trouble raising this money, and but will also do some sightseeing to learn more Ryder (1974). Ryder was the NCAA archery there are few avenues left for them to try. about the country. champion in 1973. People-to People Sports Exchange does not Then in August, a group from L*vov will visit World-class archers Kitty Frazier, Joe McGlyn, help fund these trips. Therefore the individual the United States and be housed in Harrisonburg. Jerry Pylypchuk, Rod Hoover, and Barry Weinperl teams invited must find ways to pay for it. At They will spend some time visiting points of will also accompany the JMU team to the Soviet JMU, the Duke Club handles the funding of all interest in the area. Both trips are organized by Union. They are led by Darwin Kyle, who athletic teams by asking local businesses for Pcople-to-People Sports Exchange, an according to Horn, extended the invitation to contributions. So far, only one business, a organization that makes arrangements for JMU. company that sells archery equipment, has donated countries to learn more about each other through The archery squad has completed its indoor money for this trip. sports. season, with the men's team finishing in third at Another problem is that JMU has a policy The JMU archery program has been one of the the U.S. Indoor Championships. The team started that forbids individual teams from asking for top collegiate programs in the nation. Last year, their outdoor season last weekend in Philadelphia funding themselves. Horn has asked for an the JMU women's team was the national outdoor at the East Region Championships. The men's exemption to the rule, but has been turned down. champion in the college division, while their team won the team competition, finishing ahead 'It's exciting and we're really looking forward mixed team placed second overall. This year there of Atlantic College and Millersville University. to the opportunity" she said. "Of course, if we was no women's archery team, but junior Chris JMU's Jeff Koch finished second, while Andy don't make the money, then I just don't know if Preston competes for JMU in individual events. Puckett placed third and Rich Dewey took fourth. we may have to just go ahead and turn it down." Preston beat out all archers collegiate and non- Preston won the women's individual competition. she said.

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