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THURSDAY OCTOBER 31,1991 VOL 69, NO. 20 During six-hour stretch ... Carrier answers almost all questions by Donna Ragsdale Student Government Association. questions were complete. what they got," surff writer It was the culmination of months of "I would have liked to have done SGA legislative vice-president, student requests for an open forum all this myself, but I just couldn't John Pagels said, "He tried to have It look six hours of of slide shows, with Carrier. And a crowded Warren answer all these questions," Carrier people there who could answer their presentations and talk — but JMU Campus Center Highlands Room, said. questions. Hopefully, [students] President Ronald Carrier and seven filled for the S p.m. forum, slowly Carrier responded to inquiries understand how broad-based the other administrators addressed emptied as the night wore on; but ranging from his son's employment at administration is — it's not just 10 or Tuesday almost all of 204 student Carrier and the seven administrators JMU to whether the he would run for 15 people." questions for him collected by the who helped him stayed until the governor. Carrier said he had nothing But some students at the forum to do with hiring, and answered the were not entirely happy with its governor question with an "I don't format and length. know, I might." "The way the forum was controlled In response to last year's questions was to the advantage of the about his home, Oakview, he simply administration," said SGA student said enough had been said about representative Laura McClintock. Oakview already. She said she hoped that it would be "These problems are long in the beginning of a continuing move coming, they're long in forming, and toward better communication they will be long in solving," said between the administration and the Cheryl Windham, SGA senator for student body. AshbyHaU. Pagels said, "There needs to be an Some SGA officers said they effort to continue this process of thought the forum was successful and creating a strong communication.'' informative, despite its length. Many of the concerns voiced by "I think it was long, but it was students related to state budget cuts needed." said SGA administrative vice — especially their relationship to president Melanie Byrd. She said faculty workloads and stagnant Carrier answered 90 percent of the salaries. questions which had been submitted to Carrier said increases in faculty him. salaries and the addition of more full- Pat Southall, SGA president, time faculty are a budget priority this VASHA HUNT/THE BREEZE agreed. "I think people wanted year. Since 1980 there has been a 25 Before Tuesday's meeting, 204 questions were submitted to answers to questions and if that's what JMU President Ronald Carrier through the SGA. they sincerely wanted, then that's CARRIER page 2 EARTH dumps trash on Quad INSIDE DIP spree to dispel campus indifference Homecoming weekend brought by Grant Jerding was not recycling." many alumnae back staffwriter Over 157 pounds of glass, 100 pounds of in town and stuck newspapers and 31 pounds of aluminum, as well as many partiers in jail Nearly half a ton ton of JMil's garbage was many other recyclable materials, were collected from for DIP/3 dumped on the Quad yesterday afternoon — all in the day's trash. The recyclable materials were Sexual scandal at UVA the name of recycling. bagged and weighed and sent to be recycled. Frat put on probation after paying two female JMU students, primarily members of the Although all dormitories, the Steak House and stripper to perform at their house/3 organization EARTH, or Environmental Awareness P.C. Duke's already are using recycling bins that are and Restoration Through our Help, sorted through Depressed? collected by Building and Grounds, the academic Don't worry. Depression is a common, 875 pounds of trash from Bluestone buildings — one buildings and Gibbons Dining Hall are without such normal feeling that everyone experiences day's worth — and found that more than half, 461 equipment, placing the recycling responsibility on sometime in their life/12 pounds, could have been recycled. each individual. There are a lot of different things we need to "I am really depressed that we don't have a work on in recycling, in so many different areas, comprehensive recycling program to take care of the News 3 Entertainment 15 especially in the (academic) departments," said trash in the academic buildings," said Dave Elam, Opinion 8 Sports 17 senior Danielle Doitsch, secretary of EARTH. "It Lifestyles %\ Humor 21 (this event) confirmed my fears. I knew this campus TRASH page! Focus On 12 Classifieds 23 2« TIC BREEZE THURSLW, OCTOBER 31,1991 Carrier- CONTWUED from page 1 last year on the last day of the session last year, alumni is 30, and those alumni have lower "otherwise there'd be a crane up right now putting a professional incomes than their older co-workers. percent increase in enrollment in Virginia colleges, third floor on that library,'' Carrier said. The lavish marble interior of the Business but only an 8-percent increase in faculty. Rose said student fees, a mandatory cost for each Building was solely funded by private contributions, "Our prominent feature has been superlative student each semester, are higher at JMU than at Foundation President Donald Lemish said. teaching, and we're concerned about that any other state university. Rose described this as And questions about the $600,000 spent on JMU deteriorating without full-time faculty," said "much like the tax base in a city," — all students grounds maintenance was answered by Carrier's Lin wood Rose, senior vice president pay for all JMU services, whether or not they use reply that an attractive campus was necessary in When students asked why money from each service. Rose said fees at JMU could not be getting new students to look at the school. construction and student life is not applied to faculty compared with those at other universities such as Student Activities Director Randy Mitchell said salaries. Rose said the Virginia General Assembly the University of Virginia because JMU has grown auxiliary money would help update the WCC, allocates money in two different ways — for so rapidly. originally built in 1971 for 4,000 students. education and auxiliary accounts. Education money JMU has emphasized private donations to make "At JMU education happens whenever people can be spent only on academic programs, and up for shortfalls in state funding. But "Our problem come together — and people come together at the auxiliary money can be spent only on non-academic is it's going to take a while to build up our campus center," Mitchell said. programs like student activities. foundation,'' Carrier said, though the organization Steve Knickehm, director of facilities planning, Once the funds are appropriated in these areas, has nearly doubled its contributions in five years. answered charges of bid-rigging in the submitted they cannot be interchanged. ? The JMU Foundation is a public charity managed questions by explaining the complex process of The library is another priority for the by IS directors who collect about 22,000 gift contracting firms for construction jobs. Safeguards administration, but improvements in this area also transactions each year. Most donations — 63 include multiple reviews and audits, and sealed bids have been hampered by lack of funding. The percent — come from JMU alumni. But because that are opened only in public settings. The bids for General Assembly cut funding for Carrier Library JMU is still a young university, the average age of the WCC expansion will be opened Nov. 27. Trash COHTIHUED from page 1 Students who did stop to watch echoed Toti's sentiments about the coordinator of EARTH's 'Landfill on JMU campus. 'To the mass majority the Quad'. "Obviously leaving it up to of people it (recycling) is just individual people is not working." something they don't want to deal But a comprehensive program is with," said junior Trad Hughes. under development, according to Erin But others were more optimistic Goewy, recycling coordinator for P.C. about JMU's recycling program and Duke's. A recycling survey has been the attitudes of students. distributed to all the academic "By doing this scene, by buildings and the ^^—"■—■—-—■~™,-^~—~~—^^~~ publicizing. results are being I am really depressed that people are going tabulated to we dorVt have Q to be more formulate a aware," said specific plan of comprehensive recycling senior Thomas action, she said, program... Obviously Houchens. "If every one receptacles with' '^rig * "P *<> individual becomes aware of three separate people JS not Working, the need for partitions, one for Dav« Flam recycling, the glass, one for U3Ve tl3m need to keep our aluminum and Vice-President of EARTH environment one for non- clean, I think it recyclable trash will soon be placed will work." across campus. Senior Amy Kargl said, "People are But even with a comprehensive a lot more aware of recycling on program, JMU's recycling efforts face JMU's campus than they are other opposition in the form of student places, but definitely not as many as apathy, EARTH members said. should be." "Not too many people even took Elam said that when the University the time to stand still and listen to of Virginia conducted a similar event, what we were saying for very long," 'Landfill on the Lawn', over 80 percent CHRIS TYREE/THE BREEZE said Doug Toti, a 1990 graduate of the trash they collected could have Coordinator off 'Landfill on the Quad', Dave Dam, instructs working at this event. been recycled. workers on what trash goes where.
To the Dress alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression. James Madison (bided t$G2 IMoV editor Wendy Warren news editor Lisa Crabbs lifestyles editor April Hefner opinion editor JoelLangtey managing editorDaM ScMeck news edUorCMtty Mumford asst. lifestyles editorRobyn Williams asst. opinion editorHeathet E. O'Nefl business manager Kevin D. Hal asst. news editor Ian Record entertainment editor-Tom Speiss /^oa/ttorvashaHurrt asst. business manager Scott Holms focus on... editor Laura L Hutchison asst entertainment editorGayte Cohen asst. photo editor Matt Schwabel asst focus on... editor Kate McFadden sports editor Greg Abel addesign manager Mamie Penning graphic design editor Derek Carbormeau asst sports editor Lynne Outland asst graphic design editor Grant Jerding copy editor Joseph Komik production manager Brookie Davis computer specialist Doreen Jacobson Hfc DoLuca, Alan ftockowte, DavM WmUm advisers The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout JMU. Mailing address is The Breeze. Anthony-Seeeer Hall, JMU, Harrisonlxirg, Virginia 22807. For advertising, call 568-6596: For editorial offices, call 568*127. Comments and complaints should be directed to Wsndy warren, editor. ,r >» ii rt? itii"':iiii!j; A -VYI J THE BREEZETHURSLW, OCTOBER 31,1991 • 3
Homecoming weekend Stripper scandal results in a DIP increase rocks UVa, puts
by Ian Record But both MacNutt and Detective Daniel Claytor, frat on probation assistant news editor spokesman for the Harrisonburg Police Department, said that, on the whole, Homecoming Weekend and by Dave Fields The number of drunk in public charges last the football game went smoothly. staff writer weekend more lhan doubled last year's Homecoming Weekend number, according to campus police "We had a few more noise violation complaints The University of Virginia chapter of Phi records. than usual but there wasn't anything out of the Kappa Sigma fraternity has been placed on ordinary compared to past years," Claytor said. probation for the rest of the academic year, There were a total of 29 drunk in public charges following an Oct. 3 incident in which two female MacNutt cited two reasons why the game went filed by JMU's department of police and public strippers allegedly engaged in homosexual acts at safely from Thursday night to Sunday noon — smoothly: establishing Hanson field as a picnic area the fraternity house during the end of dry rush. significantly higher than the 12 reported during the and prohibiting motor homes and converted buses In a statement issued Oct. 25 to the fraternity's same time period during last year's Homecoming from the Plot and Hillside field areas. president Edmund N. Durdcn, Dean of Students Weekend. Fourteen of the 29 were JMU students; "It was a lot more manageable this year," Robert T. Cancvari outlined the probation the one was an alumnus, and 14 were non-students. MacNutt said, adding that last year mobile homes fraternity must serve until the end of the year. "There seemed to be a high number of DIP's this were allowed. The requirements of the probation include 500 weekend," said Alan MacNutt, director of JMU's "We suspect there are large amounts of alcohol in hours of community service for brothers and department of police and public safety. "We were them," he said, "and in a crowd that size it tends to pledges by the end of the fall semester, a very busy." cause a lot of problems." fundraising drive of at least $1,000 for a MacNutt said the majority of DIP arrests were designated philanthropy to be completed by April Campus police discovered a converted school bus made near the Newman Lake area "We encountered 15, regular probationary meetings with Assistant in a prohibited area that contained a full bar and most of [them] radiating from Greek Row," he said. Dean of Students Shamim Sisson, faculty eight kegs of beer, according to MacNutt. The approval of all events sponsored by the fraternity, And "we have seen an incremental increase in owners of the bus were told by police to move the and establishment of a closer working DIP arrests each week since the [fraternities] dry bus off campus to the Convocation Center parking relationship with the fraternity's chapter advisor rush ended," he said, "but I'll leave it to others to IOL and alumni. decide whether the alcohol policy is working or not" MacNutt added that there was a "slight problem" Dean Canevari said in the statement, "We MacNutt added that campus police are obligated with a party in Hunters Ridge Friday night, attended believe these sanctions will help the pledges and under law to arrest anyone drunk in public for by a few hundred people. "We needed assistance brothers of Phi Kappa Sigma find the meaning of "custodial care" and that "we know it to be a fact in with an [on-campus] call, but Harrisonburg police fraternity." some cases that [they] may be trying to make it to couldn't respond because they were busy with the The fraternity has been found guilty of several their cars." Hunters Ridge party," he said. violations of UVa Interfraternity Council regulations and now is under investigation by local law enforcement officials for the incident. Task force on alcohol, drugs The fraternity was placed on probation Oct. 18 following an order from UVa President John won't ban alcohol on campus Castcen. "Should the fraternity be found to have by Jenny Overman violated laws or University rules governing staff writer activities or under its sponsorship during this period, the University will exercise its right to The Governor's Task Force on Substance Abuse cancel the CIO(Contraclcd Independent and Sexual Assault on College Campuses decided Organization Agreement)," Castcen said in a not to recommend that alcohol be banned on Virginia statement released Oct. 18. college campuses, Virginia Secretary of Education The IFC judiciary committee, though finding James W. Dyke, Jr. announced Friday. the fraternity guilty on several charges, has But the task force will recommend strictly chosen to keep those charges classified due to the enforcing laws against underage drinking and level of publicity the case has received. emphasizing education about die dangers of alcohol. "We feel they arc being uicd in public," said "A ban on alcohol . . .would drive (drinking) off IFC Judiciary Chairman James Shoulders in the campus and create other problems," Dyke said in the Oct. 24 edition of The University Journal. Oct. 26 issue of The Washington Post. Shoulders added that he will try the case as Sophomore Kimberly Yager agreed with his judiciary standards of conduct require. "We don't statement. "It would be an impossibility to get rid of see any CIO policy as (having been) violated . . . all alcohol on any campus. There will always be as we understand them today," he said. people who are 21 so alcohol will always be there," University and Charlottesville police now are she said. "Look at drugs — they're banned but that working on a joint investigation of the fraternity's hasn't done much good." action to see if any state laws were broken, but Karin Orsborn, a volunteer for SAPE, or they are keeping the results of the investigation Substance Abuse Prevention Effort, supported the RLE PHOTO classified until it is completed. Any information recommendation to focus on education on the gained by either department during the Virginia Secretary off Education damages of alcohol abuse. James W. Dyke, Jr. DYKE page 7 UVA page 7 4 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 r Student's mother Policelo£5CltaZJ~ ' - "^ '~- stabbed to death 27. The blue bike with gray letters is valued at $90. by Dave Fields by Joe Kornik police reporter Destruction of Public Property copy editor Campus police reported the following: • A teakwood bench, picnic tables, flood lights, JMU senior basketball player Troy Bostic's shrubs and lamps reportedly were damaged in the mother was found stabbed to death Saturday night in Fire Arboretum by an unknown person between 5p.m. • A fire was ignited in a trash can outside Anthony- Oct. 25 and 9 a.m. Oct. 26. Damage is estimated at her apartment in Brockton, Massachusetts. Seeger Hall at 10:25 p.m. Oct. 27. A cadet $1,000. According to the October 27 issue of The extinguished the fire with a water-based extinguisher. • An unknown person reportedly broke into the Brockton Enterprise, Dr. Howard Carpenter, the lobby doors on the east side of Showker Hall Plymouth County Medical Examiner, confirmed that Grand Larceny between 3:42 and 5:45 p.m. Oct. 26. The doors had Georgia I. Bostic, 50, died of multiple stab wounds • A navy blue Specialized brand Hard Rock model been chained and padlocked because they were mountain bike with pink inscription and a black seat inoperable. suffered Saturday night. was reportedly stolen from a bike rack at Eagle Hall • An unknown person or persons reportedly forced Police are questioning the live-in boyfriend of between 11 p.m. Oct. 25 and 1 a.m. Oct. 26. a Godwin Hall ground floor door off its hinges Georgia Bostic, and said they were unsure how The quick-release front wheel rim, which was between 7 a.m. Oct. 26 and 7:40 a.m. Oct. 27. many limes she was stabbed. Damage is estimated at $100. locked to the rack, was left at ti ie scene. According to Ll. Robert Morrill, investigators • A grey and brown High Sierra brand backpack containing a trenchcoat size 42 long, a wallet Destruction of Personal Property were waiting for state police to videotape the crime containing $60 in cash, and a pair of sweatpants was • The side of a vehicle reportedly was deliberately scene before searching for the murder weapon. reported stolen from a weight room in Godwin Hall scratched when either in A-lot or at Kinko's Copy Neither Troy Bostic nor Lefty Driesell, JMU's between 7:15 and 8:30 p.m. Oct. 28. The stolen Center between 2 and 5 p.m. Oct. 27. Damage is head basketball coach, were able to be reached for items are valued at $350. estimated at $150. comment Tuesday. Bostic has returned to • An unknown person reportedly scratched a car Massachusetts to be with his family. Petty Larceny parked in G-lot between 7:45 and 9:45 p.m. Oct. 28. • The front left tire and wheel reportedly were stolen Damage is estimated at $100. Funeral services are scheduled for Friday. from a 1986 Nissan 200 SX parked in Z-lot between 4 p.m. Oct. 25 and 11:40 a.m. Oct. 27. The tire and False Operator's License, False wheel are valued at $170. Student ID, DIP Come to our • The front wheel and tire reportedly were stolen • University of Richmond student Joseph P. Cleary, from a Trek brand 830 model mountain bike at 19, of Westport, Conn., was charged with possession Spotswood Hall between 2 a.m. and noon Oct. 27. of false operator's license and drunk in public at the news staff • The front wheel and tire reportedly were stolen entrance gate to Greek Row at 12:45 a.m. Oct. 26. from a Trek brand 800 model mountain bike at Eagle He also reportedly was carrying a false University of Hall between 2 am. Oct. 27 and 11 a.m. Oct.28. Richmond identification card. meeting Monday • A Murray brand Explorer 500 model 10-speed bike locked to a chain fence near Eagle Hall reportedly Number of drunk in public charged since Aug. was stolen between 6 p.m. Oct. 26 and 4 p.m. Oct. 24:100 at 5 p.m. SKI FOR CREDIT RESIDENT ADVISER POSITIONS AVAILABLE1 ■*■ The Office of Residence Life is now accepting applications for the position of Resident Adviser. Some positions may Year xvi begin this semester, and additional MASSANUTTEN Pre-register now for PE 131 (Elementary), PE 231 anticipated vacancies may be available (Intermediate), or PE 331 (Advanced) courses beginning January 4,1992. for two semester hours credit on your class schedule. 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Student Ambassadors hold Silent Auction: JMU Student Ambassadors will hold a Silent Auction in the P.C. Ballroom on Thursday, Nov. 7 Surgical Tidbits from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. and on Friday, Nov. 8 from The pressure for perfection is intense," according to a plastic surgeon at the UCLA Medial 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Center. Many aging TV stars are worried about losing their careers, so they turn to Items to be auctioned include answering Hollywood's fountain of youth for salvation. In an attempt to restore youth and vitality, doctors machines. Redskins paraphernalia and a weekend perform implant surgery on as many as three million Americans a year, with fees of $2,500 to get-away. All proceeds go to the SAA/SF District III $10,000 for a face lift The following TV stars admitted they altered their appearances with Regional Convention held by JMU Student various forms of plastic surgery. Ambassadors in February 1992. •j&S&i
AngelaLansbury,66oi Murder.She Wrote —facetted Joan Rivers, 58, tak-show host —face Sited, nose thinned, tummy tucked, legs Sposucked Kenny Rogers, 53, Country music singer —stomach and chin Sposucked Susan Ruttan, 41, of LA Law —legs liposucked Seminars broaden faculty awareness: Source: TVGUdemagazhe.OdobBr 26,1981 ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE The Council on International Educational Exchange is offering International Faculty Development Seminars in countries and regions that Plans for economic reform announced: Increase predicted in espionage: are now shaping course of world events. Russian President Boris Yeltsin announced a Due to the deteriorating economic situation, The seminars are short-term, intensive program of drastic economic reform Monday Soviet KGB defector Stanislav Levchenko experiences that introduce faculty and administrators designed to steer Russia towards a Western-style predicted Monday that Moscow would step up its to overseas scholarly communities and enable them market economy. industrial espionage in upcoming years. to view their own disciplines from a broader, The program would release prices from state Levchenko said in the Post that Soviets would international context. control, create a more viable currency, remove steal or obtain through bribery or advanced Participation is open to full-time teaching faculty subsidies by the end of the year and privatize business techniques because they "don't have the and administrators at two- and four-year institutions large sections of state-owned industry. money to pay" for it. of higher education worldwide. For more information contact Professional Programs, CIEE, Underaged drinking law examined: Campaign fund-raising hit by recession: 205 E. 42nd St. New York, NY 10017, (212) 661- 1414Ext.l455. Surgeon General Antonia C. AROUND THE GLOBE^ Campaign finance reports filed Novello said earlier this fall that 3 yesterday "show candidates laws concerning underaged £j throughout the Northern Virginia drinking arc a "myth." j?j area arc running their campaigns Galembo speaks on Divine Inspiration: Novello also said in the Post 9 O nnon iia fraetinnfraction of what they The Visiting Scholar, Phyllis Galembo, will speak that the laws arc riddled with sj expected, and far less than lour on "Divine Inspiration, From Benin to Bahia" on "loopholes, lip service and hj years ago. Thursday, Nov. 7 in Miller 101. laxity." Critics say the laws could Galembo is associate professor of art at the State be the source of the problem. S \£\\ W/// O Guns turned in during University of New York at Albany. The concern about this Q ^^^L^^^ &3 amnesty week: problem is evident from the Dislricl had a wc cklon8 results of a nationwide survey of \ aaoio am ON/IOHV campaign ^'^to encourage Districtn Fellowships available for students: adults that found three-quarters of the public residents to turn in any unregistered, and Graduate fellowships are available for entering believes that teenage drinking is a bigger problem therefore illegal, handguns without any legal and first-year graduate students majoring in science now than five years ago. consequences. The campaign netted about 200 disciplines and interested in pursuing research handguns, according to D.C. police. careers in areas pertaining to global change. Clean cars proposed: Selection is based on academic performance, GRE Virginia Gov. L. Douglas Wilder proposed Anti-Drug summit planned for next scores, recommendations, course work, experience, Monday that all new cars registered in Northern year: and a statement of career goals by the applicant Virginia be required to meet tougher tailpipe President Bush has invited presidents of six Fellowship appointments are for one year and may standards. Latin America countries to an anti-drug summit be renewed. Application deadline is Jan. 31, 1992 to be held in the United States early next year. and awards will be announced May 1992. Settlers lulled, wounded in West Bank: The summit will seek to "reinvigorate effort to For information, contact Sandra Beaulieu, Two Jewish setders were killed and five were disrupt the international cocaine trade," the White Graduate Fellowships in Global Change Program, wounded in a machine-gun attack last night on a House said Monday in the Post. Oak Ridge Associated Universities, civilian bus heading from the Israeli-occupied Science/Engineering Education Division, P.O. Box West Bank to a rally in Tel Aviv. Source: Oct. 29 edition of The Washington Post. 117, Oak Ridge, TN, 37831-0117, or call (615)576- 7393. 6 * TIC BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 TWO STORES LOCATED AT:
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UVA investigation," he said. The IFC number of campus leaders, the Dyke CONTINUED from page 3 initiated the investigation one week reaction by Phi Kappa Sigma to the CONTINUED from page 3 "Banning alcohol is not the way to investigation is being shared with after the incident occurred. investigations and subsequent go ... if people realize the potential Commonwealth Attorney Stephen "I am disappointed that (Erskine) criticism has been positive. effects of alcohol, then they will be Deaton. didn't share the fact that he was there "Just as the fraternity deserves less likely to abuse it," Orsborn said. Charlottesville Police Chief DeK. until now (Oct. 18), " said Dean probation for what happened (Oct. 3), "Ignoring the problem will not make it Bowen said, it is "running into dead Canevari. its members deserve credit for their go away." ends. I think the fraternity has been Resident Life Co-Chairman Scott readiness to understand and learn from Freshman Paul Famularo said that following the advice of their lawyers," Cohen said, "I think it was a bad their critics in the student one reason that students turn to in the Oct. 18 Journal. "(This) has judgment call." community," Casteen said. "Their alcohol is because of stress. kept us from knowing exactly what Durden expressed regret for the concern about the dignity and well- went on." incident and pledged reconciliation for being of women and their own values "People drink to find relief from the stresses of school, grades and IFC President Matt Erskine its effect upon the university seems to me genuine and important." pressure," he said. "I don't think most reportedly was present at the fraternity community in a statement delivered to Casteen expressed disappointment people sec getting drunk as abuse of for a brief period the night of Oct. 3. Casteen on Oct. 18. when interviewed in the Oct. 17 alcohol, but I think a major reason that He referred to the visit as a "typical "The Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity Cavalier Daily. "The Inter-Fraternity people do it is to escape and dry rush patrol" in which he, along deeply regrets any affront to the Council has made substantial progress completely relax." with about twenty other students, university community," he said. "The toward making rush a non-alcohol or walked around the fraternity area on members of Phi Kappa Sigma have 'dry' event. . . Substituting one form JMU President Ronald Carrier Rugby Road and Madison Lane to already learned much and hope that as of idiotic behavior for another is not declined commenting on the issue check for alcohol violations of dry a result of these lessons we can better acceptable," he said. until an official decision is made about the Task force recommendation. rush from 8 to 10 p.m. ourselves..." Some students lend to disagree with "I walked into the house, briefly, to Each organization researching the Casteen's position regarding the investigate," Erskine said in the Oct. incident is being careful to keep strippers. 17 edition of The Cavalier Daily. investigations separate and John Hodge, a 21-year-old fourth- Come to "When I decided there was no alcohol, confidential. The IFC judiciary year history major at UVa., said that I left and continued on my patrol." committee briefly halted their what the brothers do in their house is our news Erskine said that he did observe the investigation to let the joint police their business. two dancers, but did not think that task force gather more information. "It's a private house — they pay meeting any laws or university regulations The university administration also is rent like everybody else around here," were being broken. handling their own investigation of he said in a telephone interview Oct. "When it came to my attention that what happened Oct. 3. 28. "They should be able to do what Monday at there could have been a violation of And the incident has had a they want, within the limits of the law. state law, that was when James profound effect on the university. I don't think they're breaking any 5 p.m. [Shoulders] and I decided to launch an But according to Casteen and a laws." Largest Most Unusual Bookstore in the Valley WANTED Prints asst. photography editor Paper Collectibles Paperback Room Send coverletter, Comic Books resume and ">t£^i«?£^ibm* • T A PROFESSIONAL PERM! JlHU Happy With Spiral Perms Also Offering Sun Glitzing Thursday, October 31 Paul Mitchell Noon-1:30 Tanning Beds Rita Kaslow (former JMU faculty member) will be in the Bookstore autographing copies of her new children's book Wayne's 434*1617 Hair Design 624 Hawkins Street Harrisonburg The Puzzled Pumpkin 8* THE BREEZE THURSDAY. OCTOBER 31, 1991 gHMMMMB <*yy.-yy.*:>y.->yyy.< IT'S TIME UE COT T0O6H OW SCxiML HARASSMEMT! MY BlL LULL \KJST16ATC NEU MEASURES."'dl He>n*7 N/cmcw ii>or W* l;We T006HER LAWS'. STlFFER PENALTIES/ U>ws i^ h«rt O lv>«.w»o 0*1 YOU HAVE THE UORO OF SEW. \l*» A naughty dart to a local bull dog named BUTCH who was witnessed maiming several small children. Yeah right! Telling time in Va. schools Imagine going to school all year long. or nothing if it is not accompanied by major changes Pat... Surprisingly, Governor Wilder's latest education in national and state-wide attitudes about education. proposal is not about cutting its budget. It is about Education is not about time. It is about effort. A pat to the creator of the "Arf' letter. It was extending the school year in Virginia from 180 days Effort on die part of politicians to finally pay for the the most insightful commentary, concerning the to 200 days, stretching classes well into the days of convenient "children are our future" campaign mascot debate, that I've seen yet! summer. Apparently, this extension is designed to slogans; effort on the part of administrators to work Sent in by a reader who is "dog" tired of this guarantee the rise of American education to meet the with teachers to create innovative programs designed issue. Ba dum dum, tsss! the civilized world standards we've fallen behind in to make students really want to learn; and most the most recent decades. importantly, effort on the part of students to In the wise words of Wilder himself, "We don't understand how important they really are, and just build cars the same way we used to 50 years ago, how incredible learning can feel. why should we go on teaching the same way?" Well, Real change means more than longer days and Governor, leaving a car on the line longer doesn't longer years for kids to sweat through. It means James IMBUM) give it a better engine. changing the focus of education from the "just editor WENDY WARREN The attempt to improve education is absolutely getting by" attitude of students and teachers. It managing editor DAVE SCHLECK needed and certainly appreciated but Wilder's means re-evaluating traditional education techniques. opinion editor JOEL LANGLEY strategy seems a little off in its reasoning. What a perfect moment to yell back that quality- asst. opinionafltor HEATHER E. O'NHL Extending the school year will accomplish little not-quantity aphorism drilled into us in grade school. mmm—m— 'it: if. ■ i>ji THE BREEZE THURSIW, OCTOBER 31,1991 • 9 Letters to tlic Editor Reader tells atheist to 'relax' try to reach out to the undecided. Just as I respect your atheist views, I also respect the Gideons' devotion to their Clarence Thomas editorial about campus Bible offerings task. gives 'oddly flawed opinion' To the editor: Peter Kamlakb To the editor I tm writing in response to Jeffrey Thompson's letter in sophomore The editorial "Sinking Justice in America" alarmed me, which he expressed his disgust of what he termed "bible- biology not because of the reference to the condition of the pushers," who were recently seen on campus. Supreme Court, but because it presented such an oddly First of all, Mr. Thompson, the term "bible-pushers" is Late-night deliverer concerned flawed opinion. A few points: unjustified. What I encountered were quiet, well-dressed, 1. President Bush won the election, so he gets to pick elderly men who made no effort to obstruct students' paths about drunken students the Supreme Court nominees. It's ridiculous to fault Bush, as the term "pushers" would suggest. To the editor: a Republican, for naming someone of the same party to the Secondly, you called them "Bible-wielding Rambos," I'm concerned about some students who feel it's OK to Supreme Court, that is what presidents throughout history who you ridiculously felt were forcing their religion on walk around campus while under the influence of alcohol have always done. What was he supposed to do, nominate a you. What did they do, chain you up in a dark room, shove just because they chose not to drive to their destinations. Democrat to make it nice and fair? a light in your face, and torture you until you had the book Campus police have been criticized for arresting 2. The Breeze writes that "Thomas. . . refused to of John memorized? Since when is an extended arm and a students for being drunk in public. The police are just doing | answer] about his views on jusl about anything." Perhaps silent mouth means of "pushing"? their jobs by keeping the offender from hurting themselves that is because Thomas knew that the court is supposed to Furthermore, if you chose to be an atheist only after or possibly another person. interpret and rule on the law, and nominees arc tried in much thought and sufficient internal debate, then refusing Even a normally rational person sometimes will do order to find out how well they, if confirmed, would to accept a bible should have elicited no guilt. Perhaps they things when they're intoxicated, that when sober they would interpret the law. The process was not created to make sure made you think of something you've been avoiding. not even think about doing. that potential jurists have opinions that everybody involved I am by no means a pious member of any I am a resident of HarrisonbuTg and the same age as agrees with. denomination, and I respectfully declined all bibles offered some students. 1 often read the Breeze because I can 3. The Supreme Court, contrary to what is staled in the to me. I experienced no guilt. I can't help but think your appreciate a lot of its content. I also like the way that you editorial, is most certainly intended to impact the lives of claim that they put you through "one of the most report both sides of important issues and treat people with every citizen. Read article III, Section 2 of the Constitution uncomfortable experiences" of your life was nothing but equal respect. My original contribution reads as follows: if you don't think so. blatant embellishment Relax, it's no big deal. Datt — To the intoxicated male student who tried 4. Racism is hardly grounds for denouncing our newest Bart Don Ian breaking into my clearly marked pizza delivery vehicle jurist. The editorial states that Clarence Thomas' views arc freshman while it was parked at the Greek row gate at 1 a.m. Oct. 22. "aberrantly conservative" due to the "Token Black undecided When I confronted the individual and asked him what Syndrome" which has caused him to "distance himself he was doing he just mumbled something and staggered from his culture as quickly as possible for sociopolitical A 'no thank you' will eliminate away. (But hey! It's alright with some people at JMU reasons." To assert that such an educated and articulate because at least he wasn't behind the wheel of a car!) Some man's opinions are not from his conscience or his intellect problem of 'Bible pushers' would criticize the campus police if they would have is absurd, and if he is not a part of "his culture," that is only To the editor: arrested thus person for DJ.P. because apparently blacks aren't supposed to have opinions I am writing in response to Jeffrey Thompson's letter If you think 60 or 70 D.I.P. arrests in two months is a that stray from the liberal line. I thought everyone was on Oct. 28. Mr. Thompson, your paranoia about "Bible- lot, try walking down a dark sidewalk on campus at 2 a.m. entitled to his own opinion. wielding Rambos" trying to inflict their religion upon you with pizzas and money and see how many intoxicated Clarence Thomas is a fine man and a good American. sounds more like self-inflicted guilt than anything else. The people confront you. I appreciate the way that the police He will be a fine asset to the Supreme Court, hopefully by Gideons are a non-profit, non-denominational group make their presence visible and make JMU a safer place for rising above the petty hatreds and bigotries embodied in the devoted entirely to distributing copies of the New everyone. Breeze's bizarre editorial. Testament to everyone, not just you. None of them knew JMU is one of the top schools in the country and it is Paige Duncan that you were an atheist, and I'm sure that none of them the responsibility of every person to work with campus sophomore would have cared. police as well as Harrisonburg City Police to make our Engfcsh I am at a loss to see how they have "chosen a religion school one of the safest in the country. for you to adopt," for the New Testament is a book that can There are alternatives to walking or driving home if draw draw draw draw draw draw be read by anyone, whether they are religious or not. In my you've had too much to drink. Call a friend, call a taxi, or encounters with the Gideons on Oct. 28, I did not lake a 432-CARS. Remember if you choose to take the risk of The Breeze is seeding copy of the Testament, for I still had one of them that I walking or driving, be prepared to deal with the received last year. Not once was I made to feel guilty about consequences. editorial cartoonists not taking one, a simple "no, thank you" was all it took. Angela Barton Be an atheist if you wish, but do not assault others who Harrisonburg resident draw draw draw draw draw draw English as official language offers unity What would happen if we lived in a national language by a 3-to-l ratio. Czechoslovakia, pointed out, "English is The group's founder is the former country where every immigrant group It's possible to argue that language is the language of liberty for nations Senator S.I. Hayakawa, and its other primarily spoke their native language? not just an important component of emerging from years of cultural leaders have names like Gonzalcs, Surprisingly, there are people who culture, but that language is culture. oppression." In our own nation, it opens Papadakis, Mujica, and Hylinski. Clearly, advocate just that. The current debate Without it, we doors to business these arc not WASP supremacists, but a about multiculturalism usually revolves cannot discuss ideas, and higher well-intentioned cluster of people who around issues of race and national origin, beliefs, or education. On care about minorities. There arc well over a billion English but there is an important and largely knowledge. Even the GUEST COLUMNIST average, high- unseen aspect of this quarrel. visual arts require a school dropouts speakers in the world today. Japan and Most people think that English is the rich verbal dialogue, -Eric M. Johnson earn two-thirds of France require their schoolchildren to official language of the United States. It for if artists can't what graduates study English. The official dialect of isn't. Congress has never passed a law discuss their craft make. Is that what India is Hindi, but more of its cili/.ens making English our national language, they can't hear the criticism that helps we want for non-English speakers? speak English than any other language. and the Constitution mentions nothing refine their work. It is virtually The charge of discrimination is These countries, and many others, about it. impossible to have a working society if equally false. No one is saying that recognize that learning English is Some might consider this to be no one can understand one another. English should be the only language in invaluable to their countrymen. irrelevant, because English is obviously The main arguments against official America, just the one that the Winston Churchill, not surprisingly, had the best thing to say on the subject: the dominant language in our nation. But English are that it is "a tool of government uses. The public interest "The gift of a common tongue is a oppression" and instituting it would group U.S. English is the main force there are many powerful groups that priceless inheritance." America should discriminate against minorities. The first behind the official English movement. It oppose official English, including the bestow it upon all her people, no matter "recognized the value of bilingualism for National Education Association and the point is sheer demagoguery. If anything, where they are from. AFL-CIO. As usual, these liberal English is a tool of emancipation from individuals," but nonetheless does not organizations are completely at odds with poverty and second-class citizenship. As wish to see it pervade America's Eric Johnson is a freshman political the American people, who support a Vaclav Havel, president of classrooms and branches of government. science major. 10 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 Al&T's long distance savings plan can take you to this location. - Z* AT&T has always helped college students call the places they want to call. In fact, one of our rzS4F* savings plans for off-campus students, the SelectSavefm Plan, lets you direct-dial the one out-of-state area code you call most often. For just $190 a month, and 12 cents a minute, evenings, nights and weekends. 20 cents a minute, weekdays? □ And now AT&T can take you to another place you've always wanted to go. Just enter the AT&T "It Can Happen to Me" Sweepstakes. 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When junior Kerry Jakubowski Rather than simply standing in front speaks of the seventh grade social of the classroom and giving the actual studies students at Thomas Harrison lesson, Jakubowski helps the students Middle School, she beams with individually with possible problems in excitement. Her face glows as she their assignments. begins to rattle off stories about her "I'm not up at the board leaching, experience working as a teacher but but there's been a lot of interaction she also radiates with the enthusiasm with the kids," Jakubowski said. of a student. Jakubowski feels that both she and Jakubowski is a practicum student the students have benefited from her working towards her teacher practicum. While she learns the art of certification, and she loves the sense teaching, the students have more one- of being an important link in a child's on-one time that the regular teacher expanding education. may not be able to devote to every student. Students open up to her when they realize she is genuinely interested in what they have to say and who they ■A are. "They always have to feel safe," Part two in a series... Jakubowski said. She said if she weren't teaching, During one semester of a she would find another means to work prospective teacher's college career, with children. The desire to teach at the enrolled students must spend two the intermediate level, however, didn't hours a week helping a teacher in develop until she worked with the class. intermediate youth group at her "I want lo be an effective teacher," church. Jakubowski said. "I mink that they're so much fun at Being an effective teacher, that age," Jakubowski said. however, does not mean hours of "After working with junior high- lecture and busy-work, but instead schoolers, I really decided that I had C.J.GREBB /THE BREEZE teaching in a fashion that excites the such a compassion for that age students and encourages them to group." ways to apply it to their lives." Jakubowski also sees the chance to continue their studies. While she's in Like the students who continue Spending time with her assigned move around as a release of physical front of the class, Jakubowski wants learning about social studies, teacher, however, has eased pressure energy which so many students build the kids to "have fun learning and to Jakubowski also learns about the ups she felt about her creativity. With the up during the course of the day. She enjoy school" and downs of teaching. She considers teacher's years of experience and her likes the personal interaction with the This means developing trust this experience the opportunity to fresh outlook on teaching, she has students, too. between students and the teacher. In finally practice what she's been taught come up with many ideas which she "I've always had a desire to be with the "old school" the students would for so many years. "You have to would like to use in her classroom one kids," Jakubowski said. sometimes fear the teacher, she said. observe first before you put what day. At the intermediate level, The students would see the teacher as Jakubowski feels the students still a threat to their freedom rather than as "I just want to be able to affect people's "have a little bit of kid and a little bit an individual who genuinely cared of adult." This combination makes her about and liked them for "who they lives. I want to see kids turn out OK, and the authority figure while at the same were and not what clothes they were time the kids can see her as a person wearing," Jakubowski said. I want to be a part of that process." and friend. Jakubowski wants her students to Kerry Jakubowski For Jakubowski, the satisfaction always feel safe and comfortable. Junior comes when the students open up to "They're going through so many her and show her "how they work in a changes in their lives that I want the you've learned into practice," Some ideas from other schools school situation." classroom to be consistent," she said. Jakubowski said. include using tables rather than desks When she does obtain her teacher With consistency in the classroom, Although she's spent many credit and allowing the students to move certification, Jakubowski would like the student realizes that Jakubowski, hours in class learning how to teach around the room while they're to teach in either Harrisonburg or too, went through similar changes and effectively, Jakubowski still admits working in groups. "It gives the Fairfax County. confusion when she was in the some fears about teaching. "I was students the chance to meet other "I just want to be able to affect seventh grade. afraid that I wouldn't be creative people," said Jakubowski, "rather than people's lives. I want to see kids turn "There's one girl in the class who enough," she said. "I want the kids to just staying with the same person the out OK, and I want to be a part of that I've developed a close friendship learn the material, but also to find whole year." process," Jakubowski said. 12 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 Focus Depression widespread among college students by Tracey Guise that they can't really control or make things better staff writer for themselves, you get a reaction that leads people to lower their self-esteem, to think they can't control Depression is their lives, to feel very passive, to feel apathetic, and I one of the most common if it persists, to feel depressed," Locher said. emotional disturbances in No one person is more susceptible to depression I the United Stales today. than another, Lochcr said. But certain factors do play Everybody at a role. [some point in their lives For example, Lochcr said, people's lifestyles may will experience some make them more prone to getting depressed. form of depression. But Substance abuse and alcohol abuse also can lead to I the good thing to know is severely depressed reactions. It also depends on — in its mild form, depression is normal. "how well you've developed your coping repertoire Depression is a mood disturbance which involves to deal with stress," Locher said. "A lot of students feelings of sadness, disappointment or loneliness that are used to handling things very well themselves, can adversely affect an average person's everyday which is a very great strength, but it also makes them lifestyle. open for when they arc stressed. They may be less However, there isn't merely one form of able than some people to use that broader network of depression. According to Dr. Linda Lochcr, the support." director of JMU's Counseling and Student Severe Depression Development Center, forms of depression fall along Prozac: impetus a continuum ranging from normal depression to At the other end of the continuum is severe or severe and long-term depression. long-term depression, Locher said. Typical mood swings in this type of depression can range from behavior or there Normal Forms of Depression extreme highs to extreme lows. Mild depression will affect everyone at some The best treatment for severely depressed people by Laura L. Hutchison point in life. Symptoms of mild forms of depression is a combination of medication and psychotherapy, focus on ... editor include helplessness, feelings of loss, or even just a Locher said. Drugs such as Lithium and Prozac are sad feeling. currently being used to fight chemical imbalances When Prozac, an antidepressant drug, was Locher said mild depression is limited. that cause depression. introduced in December 1987, it was hailed as a "It is a reaction or response to some sort of "But you also want to work with the person to miracle drug, and within three years, it became traumatic event in a person's life," she said. look at what the consequences have been in their the nation's most prescribed antidepressant. These events can include being burglarized or lives for having this condition for a couple of years, Recently, though, claims have been brought being attacked or abused in some way. Mild and how to handle it better," Locher said. against the drug's manufacturer — Eli Lilly & depression can also be a result of psychological Someone with a severe case of depression may Co. — that the drug causes some people to losses, like a loss of self-esteem or loss of have a hard time accepting treatment. But Locher become violent both to themselves and to others. confidence. advises that such people "realize, just as you'd take A woman who had been taking Prozac for 10 This type of depression "usually comes and goes medication for high blood pressure, you have to treat days began mutilating her body with sharp with time and the general healthy state of the depression so that you are in control of your objects, according to the April 1, 1991 individual," Locher said. feelings." Newsweek. As soon as she stopped taking the Along with changes in feelings come changes in Stress vs. Depression drug, the inexplicable desire for self-mutilation perceptions. Mildly depressed people slowly begin to also stopped. lose interest in things that used to excite them. Depression is a result of a combination of events, Prozac has been blamed for violence against Of particular interest to Locher is the feeling of but one contributing factor can be stress. others. According to the same Newsweek, there helplessness, she said. "When, you're talking about stress, you're talking currently are more than 20 cases in criminal "1 think an academic environment sometimes has about the input," Lochcr said. "Depression is kind of courts where defendants attribute their actions to just the right number of combinations of factors to the output, the response or the consequence." Prozac. teach students that they're helpless," Lochcr said. People face stress with a fight or flight approach, Perhaps the most famous Prozac case "[There is) this kind of 'damned if you do, damned if Locher said, and both can be effective. "But if occurred in 1989 when Joseph Wesbecker you don't' situation — that no matter what you do, it neither approach works, that helplessness arises, and stormed through the Standard Gravure printing really isn't going to make a difference." giving up or depression can set in." plant in Louisville, Ky. with an AK-47, shooting A typical example, she said, is the student who But according to Shirley Cobb-Peters, interim 20 of his co-workers, eight of. them fatally, works really hard on a paper weeks ahead of lime associate director of the counseling center, college before turning the weapon on himself. The and gets a B, but then next time crams it in the night students confront a lot of stress that isn't so hard to families of many of the people wounded or before and still gets a B. handle. killed in the assault have taken Eli Lilly to court for damages. But most of the time, a single event won't cause "This period of time — the traditional college age mild depression. of 18 to 22 — is a very stressful time where people But no one has been able to prove that the "But if somebody experiences one or two of those arc making pretty significant decisions and going drug was responsible for their actions. kind of events — with a relationship, with getting In researching the drug and its effects, parking tickets, with whatever — where they feel DEPRESSION page 14 scientists agree on two points. First, that ■ ■ ■ —~ •• • —■ . ■ T THE BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 • 13 Checking labels might not give all the necessary information Fat claims may be misleading by Beth Pugh the overall fat intake will be 30 percent of obvious added fats." These include staff writer overall calories. mayonnaise, salad dressings and butter. A typical low-fat diet allows for 20 "If they can't eliminate those foods, at "100 percent cholesterol-free." grams of fat per day for women and a little least be conscious that those are pure fats "Low-fat — 97 percent fat-free." more for men. and to reduce those foods," Garand said. These enticing statements help food Initially, when trying to eliminate fat, Finding substitutes for these foods is a manufacturers appeal to our fat-conscious Garand recommends "to start with the very better choice and will help reduce fat intake. society — whether or not they are true. But before dieters begin to cut back on their fat grams, they should know that Calorie percentage from fat calculation terminology is sometimes used to mislead consumers into thinking a product is low in Qj FIND OUT HOW MANY GRAMS OF FAT ARE IN ONE SERVING. fat, cholesterol and calories. ©MULTIPLY THE GRAMS OF FAT BY 9 TO FIND OUT One example of the misleading CALORIES FROM FAT. (9CALORIES /GRAM OF FAT) advertising is the ad campaign of a brand of peanut butter. The peanut butter advertises FIND OUT HOW MANY TOTAL CALORIES itself as cholesterol-free when in actuality ® ARE IN ONE SERVING. peanuts never had cholesterol, said Michelc ® DIVIDE CALORIES FROM FAT (#2) MARNIE PENNING/THE BREEZE Garand, JMU's Food Services dietitian. BY TOTAL CALORIES (#3). "To say that they are cholesterol-free is misleading the consumer to think that this ©MULTIPLY #4 brand of peanut butter has no cholesterol BY IOOTO FIND > for aggressive because it says so," she said. It implies PERCENTAGE OF CALORIES other brands do. w Health FROM FAT. Manufacturers can use the word 'light' to SKIM aputic miracle? steer consumers to their products too. Under MILK Grain depression, without the addition of any drug, can the present label law, a company can LOW FAT Cereal cause violence and suicide, even in people who advertise their product as light even though are under treatment for their depression. They it may not refer to calorie or fat content. agree that it might not be the drug that actually "It could be lighter in color, it could be causes the violence. lighter in weight," Garand said. It's Second, since antidepressants can make important to read the label to distinguish people restless, that restlessness could cause what 'light' means for each product. depressed people to act on impulses they already Dieters also should be aware that some DEREK CARBONNEAU/THE BREEZE have. manufacturers make the overall grams of fat But Eli Lilly still stands behind the drug and seem less by reducing the portion size. maintains its effectiveness. Doctors arc using it One salad dressing, could have its Wise choices, not obsessing to treat not only depression, but also anxiety, nutritional information based on one addictions, bulimia and obsessive-compulsive teaspoon of dressing while another's portion disorder. size is a tablespoon. The number of fat key to healthy diet at college And though is costs about 20 times as much grams would be considerably less in a French fries dripping with ketchup or as generic antidepressants, at $1.50 to S2 per teaspoon of dressing than in a tablespoon. Clients of Garand's often tell her "there cherry-laden cheesecake jusi might be OK capsule, doctors arc writing or renewing more When labels of a regularly high-fat were onion rings on the menu and I just for dieting students. than 650,000 prescriptions every month, product indicate the product is 97 percent had to cat them"— a scenario she knows according to the March 26,1990 Newsweek. fat-free, this doesn't mean the food only JMU's dietitian, Michelc Garand said if is impossible. Its popularity is due in part to the absence of contains three percent fat — but it indicates students find themselves obsessed with "I don't ever walk out in the dining hall the side effects of other antidepressants. Other the fat grams by weight, Garand said. counting calorics it may be time to and sec somebody force-feeding re-evaluate diets and start eating foods antidepressants cause symptoms such as dry And companies can alter the percentage somebody else," Garand said. self-inflicted denial has kept away too mouth, sluggishness, drowsiness, weight gain of fat by adding fat substitutes, air and Garand suggests that siudents follow long. and dizziness. water, she added. the "80-20 rule." "It's not necessarily emotionally |or| Prozac's side effects include headaches, upset "You can't tell what percent of the "If you adhere lo a fully moderate diet psychologically good to deprive someone stomach, nervousness and weight loss. It is calorics come from fat by looking at what 80 percent of the lime, then 20 percent of of something," Garand said. effective in about 60 percent of the cases when percent fat free it is," she said. "You can the lime you can relax and have that piece it's prescribed. only tell by looking at grams of fat against "Why should a college student never of cheesecake or have that order of french eat a french fry until it's Friday and it's Long-term effects of the drug still are being total calories." fries," she said. their day to eat fat?" she said. "They're researched, and doctors are not prescribing the To reduce the amount of fat in a diet, the Garand said that many students "really going to want french fries the whole drug any less because of the recent claims of percentage of calories from fat each meal freak" when she tells them that they can week." negative side effects. In fact, a March 26, 1990 should have a combined average of 30 have the cheeseburger and fries they arc Instead of students presenting article in Newsweek said market analysts percent or less per day. For example, a craving just as long as they don't do it estimated that the drug would pull in more than high-fat lunch with 50 percent of the themselves as victims of food, they should every day. calories from fat can be balanced with a give themselves credit for the control they $1 billion by 1995. — Beth Pugh low-fat dinner with 10 percent fat — and have over what'they eat, she said. ••'*'• ''■'■■ •■■•■■ • • • ' ■■■■'■'■■'■'■' 14 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 Depression CONTINUED from page 12 them." STUDENTS - through phases of building Locher also said body maintenance IMPORTANT NOTICE relationships and making career — proper exercise and diet — can decisions," Peters said. "It's a stressful make a difference. Applications are now being accepted for time, but not necessarily depressing." "Generally studies show if you get people exercising they feel less the Fall 1992 and Spring 1993 How to Cope with Depression depressed," Locher said. This change Semester in Salamanca. 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And she has market for its golden oldies rock continued expanding her radio career formal, becoming the second ranked since. overall station in Arbitral's annual "I love my job," Cannon said. She survey in the adult listeners category. added that, although she never had any Although taking a chance in radio background before her first radio gig, payed off. Cannon doesn't believe it's the best learning is through experience. for everyone. "Make sure you're Since beginning in radio about six MATT SOMMBEL/THE BREEZE serious about broadcasting," she said. years ago with WHBG-AM in Charley Cannon can be heard on 106.3 WBOP in Harrisonburg. "And always have something to fall Harrisonburg, Cannon has worked for back on." eight stations. She has been with "I've always wanted to do old-time WhUe at JMU, Cannon didn't even Aside from broadcasting. Cannon WBOP-FM in the Harrisonburg area classic radio," Cannon said. "And I take a communication class — she also enjoys acting. She is registered radio market since last December. The love to work during the day," she said. majored in Spanish. She graduated in with eight acting agencies in the •- i station, located just north of Mount The highlight of Cannon's shift December of 1984, six months before metropolitan D.C./Baliimore area, and Crawford, went on the air in early comes between noon and 1 p.m., when she landed her first broadcasting job. has been called for some auditions over March. Cannon spent her fust four she hosts the "Classic Cafe," a Taking a chance. Cannon answered a (he past couple of years. months at the station readying it for its program that allows her listeners to classified ad for a broadcast opening "Acting is a great learning debut. call in and make requests. opening at WHBG. "I always thought experience ... but I intend to pursue After having spent time working "It's a time to hear great classic about doing it," she said, adding that acting later in life when I have more nights for country radio stations, oldies songs," Cannon said. "The she finally had enough gumption — time to focus on it," she said. Cannon welcomed her job at WBOP. Classics Cafe gives me a chance to and self-motivation — to answer a For right now, though, acting is a She currently has air-time weekdays interact with the listeners and exhibit radio ad. from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. hobby — to be pursued when she's not some of my personality," she said. At WBOP, Cannon typically works on the air. Clapton's praise must continue master. by Anne Marriott staffwriter Although the songs on the tapes are familiar and known by die public, the obvious fortitude With each album, my admiration for Eric still shines through. No one can pass the chance Clapton as an artist grows deeper. to hum along with Clapton when "Wonderful Tonight" sounds on the speakers. No one can resist the urge to air-guitar during "Bell Bottom V I E Blues" in the hopes of imitating the expert. While listening to the album, the excitement And in his new double-cassette, "24 Nights," of the concert echoes as the audience cheers Clapton once again captures the younger Clapton on to success. By the time the last song, generation with a combination of glorious guitar "Edge of Darkness," is played, the audience at and outstanding lyrics. Add the fact that he brings home also shares in the excitement of the concert in distinguished names such as Phil Collins and like they were there. The sheer intrigue of George Harrison to assist him, and Clapton's Clapton's ability lures almost every listener into praise must continue. his powerful grip. In this live album — sometimes with the aid Perhaps his modest appearance further of a blues band and sometimes with an orchestra captures people's hearts. Clapton feels the music, — Clapton puts on a show at London's Royal plays the music, and gives the music to the Albert Hall that glorifies his rocking ability. audience. Although recorded and mass-produced, Hosting songs such as Pretending and White the seemingly closeness to the star and his Room, Clapton once again proves that he is the performance links the fans to Clapton. Eric Clapton <»URTESYOFS«E/REPRISE RECORDS , 16 m BC BREEZE WURSLW, OCTOBER 31,1991 '.v t " i*?iB»epTiTJi r»«;nfli/n-Tfinnj'" '.»>ai Anywhere for ...we're not either. Vail l&reak? Take a break Midway Relax. Dai 500 Off 433-6900 ANY Call us-we'll come running? 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His third TD pass team travels to Lynchburg Saturday, of the game, a 24-yarder to Pat Nelson they'll face one of the most dangerous with 22 seconds left, gave Liberty the passing quarterbacks in I-AA football win. For the game, he completed 24 of in Liberty's Robbie Justino. 37 passes for 292 yards. A 6-foot-2, 175-pound junior, Justino has a capable mentor in Justino has already thrown for over Flames head coach Sam Rutigliano. 2,000 yards this season with 12 Head coach of the Cleveland Browns touchdowns and 12 interceptions. Last from 1978-84, Rutigliano said week in the Flames' 38-28 win over Justino's best asset is his composure. Towson State, he burned the Tigers "Robby is very resourceful, very for 434 yards on 26 of 38 passing with tough," Rutigliano said. "He has great three touchdowns. concentration and as much as you can "Justino's a great quarterback and put pressure on him, he is going to be we've been working more on our able to handle that pressure. He's a real passing defense," JMU free safety Pat leader." Carey said. "It's definitely a big Although JMU leads the series with challenge." ShUtOUt VASHAHUNT/THEBREEZE The Dukes, after allowing Liberty 5-4, the Flames have beaten the Dukes in four of the past five Richmond's Greg Lilly to pass for 309 JMU sophomore Lisa Manzo drives toward the goal in yards last week, will have their hands meetings including the last two. "Something about playing JMU yesterday % 4-0 whipping of American University (6-9-0). full with Justino. The win brought the Dukes' record to 13-5-0. Last season at JMU, Justino PREVIEW page 18 Tennis is year-round job for Dukes Women's tennis heads into spring after strong fall Pino and Amy Wilder reached the by Chris Tribie Staff Writer Flight A doubles final, and unseeded sophomore Jody Craybas pulled a Just one day after ending the fall string of upsets to win the Flight B season with a third-place finish in the singles title, ECAC championships, the JMU "I thought we could have done better women's tennis team was practicing in some matches, but having two Monday afternoon. finalists was an unexpected pleasure, For the Dukes, tennis is a year- so I guess it all balances out," Malerba around job, and the extra effort is said. After a shaky start early in the paying dividends. season, the Dukes seemed to quickly The women's team had a strong fall pick up momentum. season, evidenced by their 5-1 dual- "We did better and better with each match record and several impressive tournament," Craybas said. "We tournament performances. JMU swept showed improvement weekend after a four-team round-robin at Virginia weekend." Tech Oct. 12 and 13, defeating the Craybas is familiar with Hokies as well as West Virginia and a improvement. After opening the year powerful George Washington squad. in the No. 5 slot, she rose to No. 3 by Malerba said JMU's 6-3 victory over season's end. Princeton was the season's most "This fall was the first time Jody impressive team performance. was really healthy," Malerba said. "She "The Ivy League has the best tennis missed much of the fall last year with in the East, so anytime you win an illness, but came back and lost only against them is really nice," she said. one match in the spring." Craybas' Malerba had mixed feelings about career record at JMU is a sterling 21-2. JMU's performance in the ECAC nmnofo championships, which the Dukes JMU sophomore Jody Craybas was the Flight B singles champ hosted last weekend. Seniors Daniela TENNIS page 7* of the eight-team ECAC tournament held here last weekend. 18* THE BREEZE THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31,1991 Preview. Tennis CONTINUED from page 17 CONTINUED from page 17 But the sophomore is just one of the rising brings out the best in our team," Rutigliano said. stars on a team loaded with potential. Two "Our kids arc always ready to play." freshman, Caroline Cox and Deb DeYulia, started After starting their season 1-3, Liberty has won in the No. 3 doubles slot. three straight, including a 10-8 victory al "It always takes freshmen a little bit of time to Youngstown State two weeks ago. adjust to college tennis, with the traveling and Raising the stakes stiffer competition," Malerba said. The 6-2 Dukes currently have a loose hold on the Despite the influx of young talent, JMU is led automatic bid to the 16-leam I-AA tournament the by seniors Pino and Wilder. Pino is the Dukes' NCAA gives to the highest ranked independent team. JMU at Liberty No. 1 seed and Wilder plays at No. 6. The two The 14ih-ranked Dukes lead 18th-rankcd Samford and (6,2) <4-3) combine to form the Dukes' No. 1 doubles team. Georgia Southern, which is tied for 20lh. 1:30p.m. at LynchbUrj The duo compiled a 9-2 fall record, and could With road games at Liberty, Youngstown, and garner a seed in this weekend's invitational Northeastern to end the season, the Dukes will likely Liberty tournament, where a win would earn Pino and have to win out their schedule to hold on to the bid. AT A GLANCE Wilder a trip to the indoor nationals in January. JMU quarterback Eriq Williams said the team will The players attributed their success Malerba's be ready for Saturday. guidance and strong team chemistry. Liberty is "on a hot streak but I think our team Location: Lynchburg "Coach Malerba is the main reason I came to realizes our goals are in our reach and we don't want Enrollment: 10.000 JMU," Pino said. "She is not only a coach, but to slide," Williams said Tuesday after practice. "We also a friend." have a lot of seniors on this team and we don't want Conference: Independent to end with just an average season." Pino was disappointed with her play in the fall Second half slide 1990 Record: 7-4 and hopes for an improved performance in the In the second half of the last three games the spring. Although a mid-season illness hampered Dukes have been outscored 70-35; and for the season Head Coach: Sam Rutigliano her play in some matches, she offered no excuses. "I lost some matches I should have won, but it in the fourth quarter, they are being outscored 72-37. Rutitfiano's Record: 18-10 (3rd year) 'We talked about it as a group and I don't think it will get better." will happen again," Carey said. "I think everybody Last Week: Beat Towson State 38-28 The addition of more dual matches and less knows just by last week, what can happen if our tournaments in the spring should favor a stronger intensity slips. We have it under control." Serbs vs. JMU: JMU leads 5-4 season for the Dukes. 'Tournaments are exhausting," Pino said. "Dual Said Williams, "I think the last two games have Last Meeting: 1990, Liberty 22, JMU 19 done it for us. Everyone realizes what can happen if matches are easier — they take less time, and you can be mentally and physically ready every time." we don't play for 60 minutes." DEREK CARBONNEAU/THE BREEZE CALL NOW! FOUR WHAT A TREAT*. 433-3776 Our: THESE SAVINGS $6%x ARE NOT STAR A TRICK! me Hem large PIZZA® pizza >aa -v— •••• "?*•*■►** w: f&Sst&i ^^S»J€ Sfe <4.' — +tax I $6+tax I ^l*;tax I ■ FOUR any large I FOUR ■ FOUR any two big any large orB lf n I STAR one Item pizza I STAR . sub's I STAR one Hem ■ S« ■ p£2. 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A collective sigh of relief was breathed by males all over campus when Maurice, on a mission from a higher power, took the lead A iirst ever for Mo, and for males of the panel past and present, it's been a long, embarassing year and a half of female dominance. On ano&er note, the Predictors have relumed to their bold selves, inviUng the contravcrsial Duke Dog to prove he's not just another subscrviant animal and can pick games with the best of them The dog has faded to learn his lesson from Greg however, and has picked against those mighty Skins. Greg, in an obvious attempt to call attention to himself and light a (ire under his less than admirable record, has shunned the Dukes in favorof the Flames. 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