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// Page 2 iiwBS EVENTS II THISWEEK, CHECK! OUR CAMPUS // ONE ON ONE WITH THE PEOPLE AND BUILDINGSTHAT MAKE UBC THURSDAY ' 9 March 27th 8pm Koerner Plaza EVENT POS WC Featuring NomNcm. Luc Briede-Caoper and G-silenl (rum UBC EDM UTOWN@UBC , UNA! [<^©"RPVRA BIKE RAVE 8:00 P.M. @ KOERNERPLAZA Go for a loud and adventurous ride around campus on your decked out scooter, skateboard or bicycle. Best decorated ride gets a free ticket to Block Party. Featuring glowsticks, energy drinks and spinnin' local DJs. Free THURSDAY' 9 =HOTO CHERIHAN HASSUN/THE UBYSSEY STARGAZING The Syrup Trap brings (sometimes not-so) subtle satire to the Canadian masses. 6:30 P.M. @IKB256 Take advantage of U BC's clear skies and both expert and amateur astron omers by joining the U BC Astronomy Club for a night of stargazing and The Syrup Trap wants to take their satire national space facts. A professional-grade telescope will be on site. Free Jack Hauen abandoned their west coast projects that are sustained Sports & Rec Editor roots (just Tuesday afternoon purely by enthusiasm never last. FRIDAY ' 10 If you're a UBC student, you're they published an account of a "I'm really excited by the idea already aware of the Syrup Trap. 41 bus that probably crashed). of building not just a blog, but a And if you aren't, you've almost But Zarzycki and his crew feel magazine." definitely heard of their articles. that they've honed their skills "Time costs money whether The talented group of satirists enough to make a go of becom or not you think it costs you were the ones who convinced ing Canada's Onion. money, you know?" said Paul thousands of people that J.K. Bucci, another founding mem Rowling had bought the Irving This entire thing is ber ofthe Syrup Trap. "For us, K. Barber Learning Centre, money feeds creativity because taught you all about Crack Ford currently completely it feeds us." and covered the entire Peter running on enthusiasm The goal ofthe Patreon Mansbridge clone saga. campaign is not just to sur BLOCKPARTY Interestingly enough, though, and passion." vive, but to progress. The final 2:30-9:15 P.M.® 6190 AGRONOMY ROAD it didn't start out as a humour Nick Zarzycki goal promises "weekly fea The biggest bash ofthe year is almost here. Featuring Chromeo, Tokyo Po magazine. Founder and former Founder ofthe Syrup Trap tures," including videos and lice Club and Yukon Blonde (among several other acts!) as well as food carts, UBC student Nick Zarzycki ori cartoons, areas in which the beverages and thousands of your peers — what's not to love? $30; 19+ ginally intended to start a "Can "Since we've left campus, group has dabbled in the past adian version of IvyGate," a gos we've started to realize that (such as with former AMS joke sip and news site for the United Canada is one large UBC, know candidate and Block Party States' Ivy League schools. what I mean?" said Zarzycki. interviewer Winnie Code), but "That was fun for a while, but "There's a central government for which they've never set a never really gained any steam," that is very distant from most of dedicated schedule. ON said Zarzycki. "But I kept the its constituents ... the only way "Fake news is fun, but we name, and then right around you make a career and make see ourselves more as a prank THE spring of 2013 I was reading friends is by joining a club of factory," said Bucci. "We're COVER a blog post in The New Yorker some sort... and, just like UBC not exactly here to write fake about college humour magazines two years ago, I think Canada news, we're here to play a lot of in the United States, and I saw needs a humour magazine." pranks." the logo for the Dartmouth Jack- To do that, they've enlisted "I really like this idea of a Go sports! O-Lantern... so I was like 'oh, the help of Patreon, the popular publication that doesn't have - Photo Cherihan Hassun wouldn't it be cool if UBC had a crowdfunding website on which one form, that does many humour magazine that was sim users — or patrons — can donate things, that tries different ilar to that one, I really like that a small amount of money each things all the time and that logo.' So I made the logo, and I month to fund projects they plays tricks on people in many Want to see your events listed here? was like 'okay, what would the believe in. Currently, their page different ways." website look like?' And I made sits at $467.69/month, almost Hopefully, we'll get to see it. Email your events listings to <*w the website. And I was like 'okay, halfway to their first goal of [email protected]. why don't I just write the first $1,000, which they'll use simply post?' And I wrote the first post. to keep themselves afloat. At If you're interested in contribut Then I started talking to funny $4,000, they promise to pay ing to the Syrup Trap, they're al ^^*f^ ¥ • < -v T • « friends that I knew." UBYSSE their contributors and double ways open to new ideas. The best \JTHE Y APRIL.9,2015 | VOLUMEXCVI | ISSUEL And it was all smooth sailing the number of articles they pub way to get something published, EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS CONTACT from there. One ofthe newly lish and once they hit six grand, according to Zarzycki, is to send Coordinating Editor Photo Editor Business Manager Editorial Office: SUB 24 minted site's earliest posts the Syrup Trap will become a a list of pitches (not a completed Will McDonald Cherihan Hassun Natalie Scadden, CJ Pentland, Host; FerniePereira 604.822.2301 "real humour magazine," com coord i n ati n g @ u byss ey.cs [email protected] Elsay. Olamide Olanyan. 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