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VOL. XXI, NO. 114 FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 1987 the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint M an ’s PTL founder may face dismissal from church Associated Press “We do not believe there is any evidence of blackmail,” the Rev. G. FORT MILL, S.C. - The PTL’s new Raymond Carlson, general superin­ leaders said Thursday that Jim Bakker tendent of the Assemblies of God, said and his wife would stay on the payroll in a statement at a news conference at but must not be active in the ministry, church headquarters in Springfield, while Bakker’s church said he might Mo. face dismissal for “moral failure’’ in a “To the contrary, the evidence seems sexual liaison seven years ago. to indicate that effort and money have “The body of Christ is too valuable been expended to cover moral failure. to be a party to bickering and conflict,” We are deeply sorry to have to say this. the Rev. Jerry Falwell said after the We grieve for the impact all this has new PTL board held its first meeting had upon the entire Christian commu­ in an attempt to restore harmony after nity.” the tumultuous disclosures of recent Carlson said evidence gathered by days. “We are determined that Satan the presbyters will be sent to the North will not have a field day.” Carolina Presbytery, which has juris­ Falwell said the board had agreed to diction over the South Carolina-based an independent audit of PTL’s finances PTL. and also would consider taking out a “The complete procedure must and $50 million loan from an unidentified will be followed to determine whether source in Great Britain to consolidate resignation or dismissal is in order,” its debts. Carlson said. Meanwhile, the woman with whom Bakker has offered his resignation to Bakker had the encounter told the Assemblies of God, his 2-million- reporters she was “deeply concerned” member Pentecostal denomination, that churchgoers everywhere should but no action has been taken. understand the current scandal “has The new PTL board agreed at its no reflection upon the Lord.” meeting in Fort Mill, S.C., to have a “I don’t want people under the im-^ committee independently audit PTL’s pression this goes on everywhere. It finances and determine whether any does not go on everywhere,” Jessica criminal acts were involved in the „ Hahn said outside her West Babylon, ieged blackmail scheme. N.Y., home. A financial statement distributed by Earlier Thursday, a newspaper re­ Falwell showed PTL assets of $172 mil­ ported that PTL lawyers had agreed lion and total current liabilities of $42.1 two years ago to pay Ms. Hahn and her million. Other long-term debt was listed representatives $265,000, far more than at $28.2 million. the $115,000 initially reported. The $50 million loan would con­ The Observer/Susan Coene Bakker resigned as head of the tele­ solidate the ministry’s short-term debts Color provided by Anheuser-Busch. Inc. vision ministry last week, saying he into a long-term obligation, he said. On the ball had been blackmailed over the liaison “In the last 12 weeks, particularly the Two students in the center of the during a sunny afternoon on the quad. and that there was a “diabolical plot” Memorial enjoy a peaceful moment to take over the 500,000-member PTL. see PREACHER, page 6 Probe continues investigation Judge elected as new of Philly ‘cellar of horrors’ Judicial Coordinator Associated Press of the house. Brown was Ms. Thomas said she had By ROB HENNIG tions if the council were behind charged with murdering two eaten nothing but dog food, Copy Editor me, but that, of course, would PHILADELPHIA - A man women. dog biscuits and water since come only after several discus­ accused of keeping half-naked The survivors, ages 18 to 24, Heidnik lured her to his house Brendan Judge, co-chairman sions with the new administra­ women chained in his secret spoke of torture and rape, of three days before Christmas of the Keenan Judicial Board, tion,” Judge said / cellar of horrors for torture, a skeletal head in a cooking with a flashy car and offers was unanimously elected Judi­ Cintron, however, voiced op­ rape and killing, and of stock­ pot and a human rib cage in of money for clothes and res­ cial Coordinator for the next position to running elections. “I piling human limbs in a an oven, of two women who taurants. academic year. don’t feel J-Council should have freezer was ordered held died in captivity, one She said she slept in the dirt to do it,” Cintron said. without bond Thursday. electrocuted in a watery pit, at the bottom of the pit “Brandon has the advantage T don’t want to see the J- Only when a woman went one killed in a fall. wearing only a shirt, but said . . . that his J-board has been Council running the election as to police Wednesday, saying “He handcuffed me to a her captor occasionally enter­ active in his dorm,” current OBUD did. I think there needs she had escaped from the run­ pipe and said nothing would tained her and the others. Judicial Coordinator Maria to be a Committee established down row house in north happen to me if I “He’d take us upstairs and Cintron said. in student government, ’ ’ Philadelphia, did police begin cooperated,” said Lisa chain us to the bannister and “He’s done a lot of good work Cintron added. to suspect something foul was Thomas, 19, one of the women show us videos ... regular on the J-Council this year. He’ll in the cellar of Gary Heidnik, found in Heidnik’s basement. movies, like ‘Splash,’ ” Ms. be a good leader and get the Keenan Board Co-Chairman a 43-year-old licensed practi­ ‘“Just trust me,’ he said,” Thomas said. job done. Kevin Gleason said supervis­ cal nurse. Ms. Thomas told the Philadel­ Neighbors said they had “I think the momentum is ing elections would not be that Heidnik was arrested after phia Daily News from her complained of foul odors and going to make Judicial Council much of a new burden. “It’s not police went to the house and hospital room. “Then he took heard loud music coming far better next year,” Cintron that big of a job,” Gleason said. found three young women, the lid off a hole and two girls from Heidnik’s house. Police added. Cintron was chairwoman of naked from the waist down, came out.” said they had no record of the the committee that supervised chained in the basement. One of the three women was reports but were investigat­ Judge said he has several class officer elections after They also found 24 pounds of in stable condition Thursday ing. ideas for next year. Ombudsman withdrew from human limbs in a freezer and at Episcopal Hospital, where “It smelled terrible - like “I’d like to meet each rector governing elections. other body parts in the she was being treated for someone left a big piece of personally and discuss the role kitchen, police said. dehydration, malnutrition steak in the fire,” said Doris of the J-board in his dorm,” In other business, the Council By day’s end, police said and sexual abuse. Ms. Zibulka, 32, his next door Judge said. discussed the reaction of last they found the body of a wo­ Thomas, who spent the night neighbor. “ I called the police meeting’s rector presentation man in remote woods in south­ at the hospital, and another and an officer came over. The In addition, Judge indicated on the effective use of J-boards. ern New Jersey and arrested woman had been treated and music was playing and he would consider having Judi­ “ I got some really positive a second suspect, Cyril released, hospital spokesman cial Council run elections. “ I feedback from the rectors who Brown, a sometime occupant Anthony Cirillo said. see HORRORS, page 6 wouldn’t mind taking on elec­ did go,” Cintron said. The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 2 In Brief Letters to the Editor Notre Dame students Kathleen McKernan, Michelle Lyn LaRose, and Randall David Kron were named finalists in the Thomas R. Keating Scholarship show the humor in life Competition, sponsored by the School of Journalism at Indiana University, Purdue University at Indianapolis, I guess I have come to expect it. the Indianapolis Press Club and Sigma Delta Chi. Each In my position as Viewpoint Editor, I receive finalist is eligible for a $1000 scholarship. The winners will many letters each week. Some are serious, C hris m m be chosen based on previously entered feature stories and some are funny; some deal with politics, some M u rp h y the results of a writing contest. The contest, open to all deal with campus events. And most of these \ j sophomores and juniors attending college in Indiana, will letters appear everyday on the Viewpoint page. Viewpoint Editor be held April 4 in Indianapolis. - The Observer But, there’s also a story behind some of the letters that never make it to print. These are The LaFortune Student Center, renovated and the mysterious letters that rest in a file in the expanded at a cost of $5 million, will be dedicated Saturday back of my desk. Surprisingly, most letters that with a Mass, tours, a luncheon and a dedication dinner. comprise this collection are not from angry stu­ Guests of Notre Dame will be members of the LaFortune dents or teachers. Most, but not all, come from family of Tulsa, Oklahoma, who have underwritten a outside our immediate community. major portion of the project, which saw the renovation of The first letter that tops my list of favorites 45,000 feet of existing space and 17,000 feet added to the was submitted by an anonymous parent of a structure. - The Observer Notre Dame student. The parent was upset be­ cause when she visited the campus and walked into her daughter’s room, she was shocked to find her daughter’s roommate in bed with her Of Interest boyfriend. The parent felt that by boys being in girls’ J Special parking restrictions will be enforced rooms a message was being sent to the com­ beginning Tuesday, March 31 to make courts available munity at large; “The message you send by for the Bookstore Basketball XVI Tournment Games. demanding (boys being allowed in girls’ Parking is prohibited in the Bookstore Lot after 3:30 p.m. bedrooms) is 1. you don’t respect the laws of on weekdays and after 1:00 p.m. on weekends. The Lyons God or the Catholic Church and/or 2. you have 1..5TANTON Court and Stepan Court Lots will be closed to parking from no hormones.” March 31 to April 24 and parking is prohibited at all times. But this situation, which was quite upsetting Vehicles violating these restrictions will be towed away to the parent, became quite funny after the sit­ with His financial details. Most earthly people at owners expense. -The Observer uation was described in print. like to keep the salaries they make to them­ On the other hand, some letters are a little selves, but God was different. He apparently “The Celtic Golden Age Revisited” is the more creative. For instance, I have been in had nothing to hold back. title of a lecture to be given by David Dumville of contact with a person who claimed to be God I really thought I was in good standing with Cambridge University today at 3 p.m. in room 715 of the and a person who claimed to know the devil. God since none of my friends had ever received Memorial Library. The lecture is sponsored by the When reading the many letters from God, I letters from Him. I felt pretty good about life. Medieval Institute. - The Observer noticed that each starts out in the same way: After all, it’s not every day when someone gets “My Dear Sir: As Almighty God, I greet you.” a letter from God. Attention Franco-domers There will be a French Now, I knew that with my job, I would be in But, soon my thoughts would change. After Mass on Sunday at 7 p.m. in Alumni Hall. All francophiles contact with some important people at the Uni­ God’s letter, I got a letter from a man who are welcome. Fr. Andre Leveille will be the celebrant. - versity and around the country, but I never personally knew the Devil and wrote me to tell The Observer expected to receive letters from the Big Guy me about it. above. He said that “people would never believe me The NROTC Dining In will be held Saturday at In writing me, God told me some really per­ when I told them about Lucifer.” The author the South Dining Hall. Festivities will begin with a recep­ sonal details about his life here on Earth. He was concerned because Lucifer told him he had tion in the faculty dining room at 7 p.m., followed by dinner told me that I was not the only one who he had a low opinion of the voters in the United States. at 8 p.m. The Midshipmen are proud to host Vice Admiral been in contact with. He had also written much He told me that he needed my help in spreading Bruce DeMars of the United States Navy, as guest of honor of humanity “which consist(s) mainly of News­ the word that “the U.S. voters don’t have a and principal speaker. -The Observer paper Editors and Publishers.” chance to keep from going to hell.” I guess In another letter, God explained that his “Son you can say that I was surprised to find myself An Tostal general committee members must is now on Social Security, with a limited in­ weighted with the fate of mankind on my attend the general committee meeting on Sunday at 7:30 come.” He stated that his Son’s income con­ shoulders. p.m. in the Library Auditorium. Committee members are sisted mainly of “a small pension check of But, the devil gave me a way out. By writing asked to bring shirt money. - The Observer $207.43 per month, plus His Social Security this column, and alerting you to this, I think I benefit of $489.00 per month.” no longer have to feel the weight of responsi­ Are you a Non-Computer Person seeking I was surprised that God became so intimate bility that the devil left me. information about computer-related careers? If so, there will be a presentation at 6:30 p.m. on Monday in the Student Affairs conference room on this topic. Interested people should call Counseling and Career Development at 4565 to Sobering Advice, , register. - The Observer can save a Think Before You Drink Weather Before You Drive

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The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 3 ‘Consumer approach’ to sexuality erodes family life, says professor By CATHY STACY citing examples of women who and wife and we are the ones Assistant News Editor have used surrogate mother­ who had this child.” hood to prevent the interuption DeMarco finds this threat to Artificial reproduction has of their careers. “ (People) the personal reality of mother introduced a “consumer ap­ want a commercial selection, and father an “assault on the proach to sexuality and mar­ the joy without the responsibil­ integrity of life, marriage and riage” which has eroded the ity and the pleasure without the the family.” In the case of sur­ notion of fatherhood and as­ pain. They exclude marriage, rogate mothers, technology is saulted the rights of the family, sexual intercourse, genes, also “exploitive,” and the said Dr. Donald DeMarco in his gestation and childbearing and “real m other” is not the wo­ lecture last evening on the eth­ still want to be parents.” man who has carried the child ical issue of high tech parent­ DeMarco also questioned the for nine months, but the woman ing. vulnerable position we place “who is m arried to a man who “Parenthood becomes in­ ourselves in if “we accept un­ contributes $10,000 so that she creasingly arbitrary and critically what we are given can be known as the mother.” ceases to be an aspect of iden­ from the medical world” which DeMarco said this inability tity. . but one that you can pur­ hold radically different to claim authorship is consid­ chase for a price,” he said. opinions among themselves. ered fraud in education and Though he did not wish “to From the very first case of ar­ business, and it should be con­ create the impression that tificial insemination in 1884, sidered even more of a fraud technology is bad,” DeMarco doctors have viewed the within the context of marriage presented a critical evaluation process as “ethereal” as well and family. of the five current forms of as “rape.” DeMarco also said it was technological parenthood, in­ Test tube babies represent “too bad” that most people who cluding artificial insemination, “a form of reductionism at its responded to a recent poll re­ test tube babies, embryonic very worst - reducing the entire garding the Baby M case transfer from one woman to an­ human being (with which one believed that the Stearns other, extracorporeal gestation creates) to the smallest parts,” should be awarded custody of and surrogate motherhood. he said. The gametes become the child because of their better The Observer/Susan Coene DeMarco said fatherhood be­ the parents rather than the financial position. Surrogate Dr. Donald DeMarco speaks on the ethics of high tech parenting comes tenuous and hypotheti­ mother and father who should mother Mary Beth Whitehead, and the demise of the family at LaFortune Little Theater last cal and mothers are viewed as “want to love so emphatically whom they originally believed night. the victims of pregnancy, that they say we are husband to be the ideal candidate, developed a bond “incarnate with motherhood” that could not be supressed by any “tech­ nological rhetoric or brain­ washing,” said DeMarco. b u d l ig h t As Baby M celebrates her (^ BEER J| first birthday today, she does so without a real name, identity or home. The court decision that will decide who her “parents” are is scheduled for March 30. “Technology can be used to make parents but not mothers and fathers,” said DeMarco. Mothers and fathers are not simply qualified by biology, he said, but become persons as the result of “great personal ef­ fort.” Technoloy has created a “clash between rational, im­ patient plans and natural processes.” DeMarco, who is a professor of philosophy at St. Jerom e’s College in Ontario, will give an­ other lecture titled “Abortion and Compassion” on March 28 at 1 p.m. in the Haggar College Center of Saint Mary’s College. This lecture will be proceeded by a showing of the film “ Silent Scream.” DeMarco’s lectures are sposored by the Notre DameSaint Mary’s Right to Life Group, the Intercollegiate Studies Institute, Ius Vitea, and the Federalist Society.

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Wednesday 10:35 and 10:40 p.m. -Two female students reported, 11:20 a.m. -An Engineering within five minutes of one Professor reported the theft another, a male white sub­ of two computer discs from ject indecently exposing his office. The victim stated himself between Pasquerilla his loss to be $300. West and the Memorial Li­ brary. The subject is des­ 1:39 p.m. -A Morrissey Hall cribed as being approxi­ resident reported the theft of mately 5ft. 10 inches, a textbook that was removed medium build, grey/White from his backpack in the hair with receding hairline, lobby of South Dining Hall. wearing a grey parka Replacement cost of the jacket, blue jeans. Subject book is $40. was said to be approxi­ mately 35 years old. Anyone 3:45 p.m. -Security is inves­ having any knowledge of tigating a hit and run acci­ this subject, please contact dent that occurred in the D2 Security. parking lot. The victim, a resident of Planner Hall, es­ 11:45 p.m. -An Alumni Hall timates the damage to his resident reported his back­ vehicle at approximately pack stolen from the lobby $100. of the South Dining Hall. However, prior to the report, 4:30 p.m. -A University em­ the backpack was ployee reported that $50 in recovered. Missing from the cash was removed from her bag were two textbooks and desk drawer sometime last a calculator. Victim esti­ weekend. mated his loss at $120.

5:45 p.m. -An Elkhart resi­ dent reported some van­ Thursday dalism done to his vehicle 10:46 a.m. -A Morrissey res­ while he was attending a ident reported that his wal­ function inside the ACC. The let was taken from inside his victim estimated the backpack in the lobby of damage at $111 and a South Dining Hall. Loss to Emil anxiety The Observer/Zoltan Ury suspect has been indentified. the victim was $18. Senior John Zic leads a chemistry review ses­ ter for Friday’s Emil quiz. sion at the Freshman Learning Resource Cen- U.S Marine arrested as spy suspect U ALUMNI mrnmmcmmmmmm draws additional espionage charges H M SENIOR w m m Associated Press espionage count carries a max­ Lonetree had already been imum penalty of death. accused of passing to the Rus­ The sources said the new sians the names and WASHINGTON - The Marine charges were “directly related photographs of American intel­ Corps has brought additional to the surfacing of Bracy,” a ligence agents attached to the ECLUB charges against Sgt. Clayton 21-year-old corporal who Moscow embassy’s staff. He Lonetree, the first of two worked with Lonetree in Mos­ also had been accused of pro­ Marine security guards ar­ cow for roughly eight months viding the Soviets with descrip­ rested on suspicion of spying in 1985 and 1986. tions of floor plans and office while working at the U.S. Em ­ According to the sources, assignments for the embassies bassy in Moscow, Pentagon military and State Department in Moscow and Vienna. Stop by sources said Thursday. investigators now suspect that The sources also said both The sources, who agreed to Bracy and Lonetree, working Bracy and Lonetree became in­ for lunch today discuss the matter only if not together, may have provided volved sexually with Soviet wo­ identified, said the decision to Soviet agents access to the men who were employed at the add five additional charges to Moscow embassy during after­ embassy, which in turn al­ because the club the 19 counts already pending work hours. It appears there legedly led to their recruitment had been prompted by the were times when the two men by Soviet agents. will be closed recent arrest of another guard, were paired as the only guards Cpl. Arnold Bracy. at the embassy, one source ex­ The sources declined to dis­ plained this weekend. cuss the specific allegations un­ The Marine Corps said it ar­ BUY (both Friday and Saturday) derlying the new charges. But rested Bracy last week at the they said the charges included Marine base at Twentynine OBSERVER another count of espionage; Palms, Calif., on the basis of two counts of conspiracy to information developed in its CLASSIFIEDS commit espionage, and two continuing probe of Lonetree. counts of “espionage-related” The sources said Thursday general misconduct charges. they expected Bracy to appear The new count of espionage before a military magistrate on Notre Dame Communication and Theatre brings to two the number of Friday who would decide whe­ Film Series Presents: such charges pending against ther he should remain in cus­ the 25-year-old Lonetree. Un­ tody pending the start of an in­ der the Uniform Code of Mili­ vestigation similar to a civilian THIS WEEK AT THE SNITE tary Justice, a conviction on an grand jury probe. Individual admission: $1.50

Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) Friday, March 27 at 7:30 & 9:30 pm, Snite Cecelia (Mia Farrow), a dreamy-eyed, hopelessly inept Depression-era waitress escapes from her dreary existence and brutish husband (Danny Aiello) by spending every free moment at the movies. Purple Rose charts the unusual romance that develops when one day the dashing star of Dreams of Gold the latest matinee attraction steps off the screen and into Cecelia’s life.

The Big Sleep(1946) Monday, March 30 at 7 pm, Snite 20% off with Student I D. Bogart and Bacall's screen chemistry is showcase ! in the bristling dialogue of this adaptation of Raymond Chandler’s hard-boiled classic. Bogart is perhaps the very best of the many screen Choose wedding and graduation pieces Philip Marlowes. from our un Dangerous (1935) Monday, March 30 at 9 pm, Snite Bette Davis, playing a former star star on the skids, is rehabilitated by Franchot Tone in a good or design y but syrupy tale in which Davis gives an Oscar-winning performance. CUSTOM DESIGN*DIAMONDS*GEMS»GOLDSMITH Love and Death (1975) Tuesday, March 31 at 7:30 pm, Snite 129 Dixieway South, Suite C 277-1655 Portage Realty Bldg., Roseiand Allen writes, directs and stars in this very funny film about a militant coward in the land of In walking distance from campus War and Peace. This spoof of foreign films and Russian Literature won applause from critics despite the resemblance of its plot to Bob Hope’s Monsieur Beaucaire. Across from the Great Wall ZF*3 All films are screened in the Annenberg Auditorium, Snite Museum of Art. The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 5 Special Olympics volunteers to be trained for special work I Associated Press said Timothy Dillon, director of games operations. SOUTH BEND, Ind. - The In­ Special Olympics is produc­ ternational Special Olympics ing a videotape introduction Committee, having recruited featuring television actor and 15,000 volunteers to staff the writer James Troesh. The 30- 1987 summer games, now faces year-old Troesh, of Hacienda the task of training the volun­ Heights, Calif., was paralyzed teers to work with mentally from the neck down at 14 when handicapped athletes. he was shocked while installing Very few volunteers have a rooftop antenna. worked with handicapped Raine recruited Troesh, a youths, and most ask for help family friend, to produce the in learning how, said Dr. tape in an effort to close the Bonnie Raine, a director at a gap between volunteers and the South Bend sheltered workshop handicapped athletes. and a Special Olympics volun­ teer. Volunteers will watch the The key simply is learning to tape before serving in the recognize the abilities of the games to be held in late July on competitors, despite their the campuses of the University handicaps, Raine said Friday. of Notre Dame and Saint “That’s what these games are Mary’s College. Troesh hopes all about. They’re a showcase volunteers who watch the tape for individual ability,” she will recognize him from his ap­ said. pearances in episodes of the “We’re showing them what television show “Highway to The Observer/Susan Coene the mentally handicapped can Heaven,” and listen to his mes­ Dr. Bonnie Raine (left) and actor James try to recruit volunteers for the Special Olym­ do, not what they cannot do,” sage. Troesh, who is paralyzed from the waist down, pics this summer.

The Observer College Briefs The news department is now accepting applications for the following position: Students at all­ Sigma Tau Gamma, with early classes had to be female Wheaton College a fraternity at the University awakened by resident assis­ (MA) are mobilizing to op­ of Wisconsin- Stevens Point, tants. No serious problems pose preliminary board of awards monetary prizes to its were reported, but some stu­ Assistant News Editor trustree decision to admit members earning GPA’s dents complained because male students in the fall of above 3.0 and to the student they could not use hair dryers 1988. The board’s decision, with the most improved or curling irons. - The Obser­ Questions should be directed to Chris Bednarski or Jim Riley made in response to declining grades. If chapter members ver at the Observer office (239-5313). Applications are due Sunday enrollment at the 152-year-old as a whole improve their by 5 p.m. college, was announced after cumulative grade point “Strawberry Farm ' winter break, and was met average, each will receive $10 is a computer game simulat­ with much opposition. Student for each one-tenth of a point ing the operation of a 28-acre protests have included letter increase. - The Observer strawberry farm in southern writing, sign carrying, and Minnesota. Developed for a the creation of a slogan, “Bet­ Penn State University U. of Minnesota small fruits ter dead than coed.” The has been named in a lawsuit class, the game requires stu­ board will make a final deci­ involving a former student dents to make decisions in­ sion in May. - The Observer whho became a paraplegic volving crop care, the hiring after suffering injuries in an of employees, sales and mar­ Students at Yale alcohol-related car crash two keting. - The Observer University erected a sym­ years ago. The suit also stated bolic Soviet Gulag in front of that the Sigma Psi Delta Over 2,000 boxes of the administration building. fraternity at the Altoona gelatin were used for a fund­ The structure, made of wood campus served alcohol to the raiser wrestling contest spon­ and wire and containing student, who was a freshman sored by the U. of Tennessee- tombstones symbolizing vic­ at the time. - The Observer Chattanooga’s Love, tims of Soviet oppression, was Interfraternity Council. The built by the Committee for 8:00 a.m. wake-up calls competition, called “Wello Freedom to coincide with the in Wayne State College dorms Weslin’,” consisted of 30 Mom, Dad. broadcast of ABC’s contro­ were necessary when an elec­ three-minute matches. Each & Little Sis versial miniseries trical failure left the building match featured two females “Amerika.” - The Observer in total darkness. Students and one male. - The Observer

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'¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 6 Food aid politics discussed by panel By MARGARET PFEIL causes of the famine were not failure to insist on an indepen­ News Staff simply political, but were dent assessment of the causes rooted in environmental of the famine, its effect and the A panel discussion on the degradation, overpopulation monitoring of food programs. politics of famine assistance to and war. The agencies are not Ethiopia was featured in the Fred Cuny, the chairman of equipped for research, detailed fourth lecture in the Spring se­ Intertect, a consulting firm analysis and project monitor­ ries on Ethics and Foreign specializing is the manage­ ing because they deem these Policy Thursday night at the ment of emergency relief, sup­ processes too lengthy, expen­ Center for Continuing Educa­ ported Coll’s position that the sive and irrevelant, Clay said. tion. famine was not solely due to Coll said Catholic Relief Ser­ Jason Clay, director of Re­ political causes. vices and the Church Drought search for Cultural Survival, “There is no such thing as Africa Agency knew the causes charged the Ethiopian govern­ apolitical aid,” Cuny said to the and anticpated the famine as ment with politicizing famine audience of 60-70 students, fac­ early as 1982. assistance given primarily ulty and clergy. “We need to The agencies could not get from western nongovernmen­ improve decision-making in the public to listen and act until tal and private voluntary or­ the system.” 1984. “We were not duped - ganizations. Clay said that the people of lives were saved and that is Passively and actively, Clay Ethiopia were forced to sell what counts,” Coll said. said, these agencies col­ their grain, including Further, he said, every re­ laborated with the government surpluses, to the government sponsible agency does have a in extending the famine to pre­ and then had to buy subsistence well-defined program for viously self-sufficient areas by grain from western agencies emergencies encompassing reinforcing the conditions that such as CARE. Western food prior assessments, technical had caused the famine. assistance was used as bait to assistance, material and finan­ The most significant causes trap people into resettling on cial aid, distribution networks, of the famine were not drought the promise of receiving food and evaluation programs. or lack of food, according to in areas where, in fact, there Clay, rather they were govern­ was none. While they also try to prepare ment policies such as resettle­ Cuny of Intertect said that to the best of their ability, it is ment and villagization. He Clay’s statements against difficult given their limited fun­ said, in 1985, at the height of resettling were not completely ding, Coll said. ’’Had we access the famine, Ethiopia tripled justified because the U.S. had to funds spent for military pur­ their foreign currency reserve proposed that as early as 1968 poses, maybe we could be more Eggs-cessive AP Photo and exported 200,000 head of and had been funding that since thoughtful.” Cuny said, the aid of the west­ Japanese sumo wrestler Junichi Mari ready to take a crack at livestock. 1976. ern agencies did not have an his breakfast of two-dozen eggs at the Harlow Moat Hotel in In response, Msgr. Robert Clay attributed the impact either way, having ar­ Essex, England. Mari is making a flim on the martial arts with Coll, executive director of the manipulation of the western three other wrestlers who also like to start their morning right. Interfaith Higher Appeal, dis­ agencies to their lack of under­ rived mainly at the time that agreed with Clay and said the standing as manifested in their death rates began falling. ******¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥V Authorities, neighbors and people, some of whom were * Horrors acquaintances said Heidnik mentally retarded. continued from page 1 prowled the neighborhood for Heidnik was ordered held CHRIS KOSTER * mentally impaired women, without bail pending an April 1 * (Heidnik) didn’t answer the showing off fancy cars before hearing on a murder charge in door so we looked in the win­ enslaving them in his house, the slaying of Debbie Johnson, dows.” where a sign read: “united 23, whose partly buried, naked Soon, she said, Heidnik came Church of the Ministries of body was found Wednesday in out and joked about the odor. God.” a southern New Jersey forest, “He said, ‘What, do I smell? authorities said. I just burned a piece of meat, Heidnik’s estranged wife, Heidnik also was ordered that’s all.’ So, the policeman Betty Heidnik, told WPVI-TV held in lieu of $1 million bail on said, ‘All rig h t... as long as you that Heidnik began the church four counts of rape and related are all right,’ ” Ms. Zibulka in 1970, and that it had a con­ charges including kidnapping, said. gregation of fewer than a dozen officials said. &

Preacher The Observer ******.*¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ continued from page I last seven days, there has been The independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and no loss of support or fallout,” Saint Mary’s is now accepting applications for the Falwell said. “We anticipate no following position: financial crisis for this institu­ tion. This institution is not in / RENTA critical condition.” Assistant Saint Mary’s Editor Falwell said the independent No Deposit Ask about our audit by a private accounting Resume and personal statement are due by Friday, Free Membership 951 student club firm will not include examina­ membership! tion of Bakker’s personal March 27 at 5 p.m. Questions should be directed to No Hassle per day finances. The Bakkers repor­ Marilyn Benchik at 284-5365 or 239-5313. tedly have amassed at least (2 day min) $700,000 worth of real estate and cars. “Early Bird

Falwell said the board felt Special” strongly that the Bakkers should continue to draw salaries and benefits. “This ministry would not be Student Activities Board (blockbuster and Premium Movies -N /A ) here if it not for Jim and Tammy Bakker. It would not is now accepting be Christian to cut off the life supply to the couple respon­ applications for Rent-A-Video Player sible for this ministry,” he said. IRISH GARDENS Falwell refused to say how $9.95 much Bakker and his wife would earn. Their combined AND for 3 days salaries were $72,800 in 1979, Plus-lst Movie the last year the ministry ADWORKS FREE revealed how much the evan­ MACHINE gelists were paid. (Store Manager) If Bakker tried to retake the 512 W. Edison presidency of the group, Fal­ Mishawaka 256-0226 well said, “the credibility prob­ Pick up at 2nd floor C u rtis lem that we now have would be 55011 Mayflower an impossible challenge for us LaFortune South Bend I/la th e s and we (the new board) very Application Deadline: April 3 288-8348 HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER likely would step aside.” The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 7 Norm ‘Bundle-of-the-week’ Muller resigns from laundry By ROB HENNIG Muller said he currently has Copy Editor no plans other than to “relax for a while.” Norm Muller, known at “To Norm’s credit, he did a Notre Dame for his sports real nice job of updating (the predictions and bundle-of-the- laundry service),” said James week giveaways, has resigned Lyphout, assistant vice presi­ as director of Saint Michael’s dent for business affairs. laundry and dry cleaning. Lyphout said the laundry ser­ Muller said he resigned for vice just was recently trans­ personal reasons on March 1 or ferred to his jurisdiction. Pre­ 2 and declined to elaborate. “I viously, it was under the just had a good time and I direction of Father William really enjoyed you guys. It’s Beauchamp, executive assis­ time to move on,” Muller said. tant to the president. According to Muller, he ar­ Beauchamp was out of town rived at Notre Dame in 1975 as and could not be reached for Commander of the U.S. Air comment. Force ROTC detachment here. Lyphout indicated applica­ After retiring from that posi­ tions are currently being The Observer/Zoltan Ury tion, Muller started at Saint Mi­ solicited for the position. “It Making beautiful music has been posted inside the Uni­ Kelly Burke playing clarinet at the SMC Moreau Hall Little Theatre. chael’s as assistant director in Graduate Artists Recital Series last night at 1978. He took over as director versity. I’ve had several appli­ in 1982. cants inside the University. Wygant Floral CO. Inc Rocket carrying satellite explodes

Associated Press they thought was a lightning data. ... We appeared to have flash near the vehicle shortly lost the vehicle.” CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - after it blasted off. Later, he reported that the An Atlas-Centaur rocket The 137-foot booster blasted rocket had shot out of control pitched out of control and was away from its launch pad into and was blown apart by a radio cRIou/e/ts (ok add occasions.” destroyed by a radio signal a light rain at 4:22 p.m. EST signal that denotated charges Come in and Browse Thursday about 60 seconds and quickly darted into a low in the vehicle. 327 Lincolnway after it lifted off with an $83 cloud bank. The destruction was neces­ 232-3354 million military communica­ sary to prevent the rocket from tions satellite. NASA launch commentator veering toward populated The unmanned rocket lifted George Diller said the rocket areas. off in a rain storm and there appeared to be flying normally Wreckage fell into the Atlan­ was a possibility it was hit by when he suddenly announced, tic Ocean several miles off­ lightning. Observers saw what “We have lost all telemetry shore. Pothole hunter prowls Indiana highways Associated Press diana, testing the travel lanes Jones took the job about two of state and interstate high­ years ago. WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. - ways - in both directions. “I like the variety, seeing dif­ When Idris Jones drives down ferent places,” he said. “Most cabinqt a highway, he doesn’t avoid the Jones was a traveling sales­ of my driving is during decent potholes. It’s his job to plow man until he got laid off a few weather, so I get to see a lot of applications right into them. years ago. Fortunately, he places when everybody else is As the only road roughness said, the Indiana Highway De­ stuck inside.” arqrow tester in the state, Jones logs partment Research Training about 30,000 miles a year in a Center in West Lafayette was The car Jones drives is looking for someone with pro­ equipped with a motion- available~ t # * AUJMkiI specially equipped car. Three ■ eei-ATioxis or four days a week, Jones is fessional experience behind the sensitive device on its rear on a road somewhere in In­ wheel. axle. The instrument measures I I -< the amount of vertical motion socua.i_ V. the car receives, and a com­ c o m c e c m S WOM6XVS ^ Ci puter interprets the readings Sunday, March 29th and prints out the results. Earlier tests used a mechan­ 7 STU=tMT/ is o , F^uCVL-TY ical device that required the M KtuATia^s driver to stop every five miles ELIZABETH to record the data and reset the OICl EN-TM.TI OM equipment, he said. m Hen gee. -n - \ at 9, A UAffit v EDRALIN’S The test results are delivered to the department’s Division of 21st BIRTHDAY Program Development, which compiles requests for road repair or resurfacing. tCSCKIFTlCKIS OF FOSrHOUS AM£> -APFVlCATtOMS Jones said the worst stretch x&^&|L_4BUE. N STU=eMT eOv^ZMMEKlT OFFICES - Happy Birthday H.B. of roadway he’s run across was ZNfc> R -CCC, LAFCXTTUNiE. ZFPU CZTICSiS DUE BY 4 0 0 PM ~ FetC&AY, Z P g-IL. S-______Love, (K.F.) Mom Indiana 101 near Fort Wayne. “But it’s been resurfaced or repaired since then,” he added.

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At approximately midnight on entering the police station two of us underage use of alcohol. That choice is something, please contact me and we Friday, February 28, numerous found that it had been changed to $100 up to the individual. What I am con­ will try to do something instead of being marked and unmarked police cars con­ and received the comment, “Next time demning is the trampling of rights. I chickens who go meekly to the ducted a raid upon my house on East bring someone who is 21,” (both stu­ will enter the military in two months slaughter by pleading “guilty.” The Navarre Street. As a result of the op­ dents were 21). and I have been sworn to protect the police of this area have printed on their eration against our quiet, self- Lastly, would any of this in in our United States Constitution. If this is the cars the slogan “To Serve and contained party, one out of 100 people case or that of others really stand up same Constitution under which such ac­ Protect.” They have been doing nei­ were cited for underage drinking and in a court of law? The burden of proof tivities of the local police are allowed, ther. Let’s change that. one of my housemates was incar­ by law must rest with the police. Can then it is not worth the effort. If you Evan Farley is a senior government cerated on the charge of selling alcohol they prove the charge of “selling” “al­ can help or are just angry enough to do major. without a permit. The “criminal” was cohol” without a license? If cups are then handcuffed behind his back and sold at a party, does that constitute in­ first placed in a paddy wagon and then tent to sell alcohol? What if cups are a patrol car. Four kegs and two taps sold but guests don’t have to use those were confiscated as “evidence” by the cups to consume the alcohol? Would P.O.Box Q police. Numerous guests were harassed that be the same thing? If one asks for and threatened by the police, who came money for a cup, is that the same thing into our house by forcing themselves as saying, “you must pay to drink al­ the first place. Merely having it was, past two close friends who demanded cohol?” What if donations were asked Church encourages to them, a sign of theological and eth­ warrants and evidence of a crime in to help defray the costs of potato chips, ical surrender. progress, and who themselves came while the bar was technically free? acceptance of teaching Here is where the fundamentalist close to being arrested. There are many scenarios that can be flaw resides. The very notion of choice extrapolated from this situation, even Dear Editor: includes the possibility of choosing Evan Farley though they all rest on technicalities. Steve Hipp’s long and elegantly con­ “against” as well as “for.” If one could Yet isn’t that what a criminal case can structed defense of Catholic fundamen­ only choose “for” certain teachings of be thrown out for - technicalities? The talism in his March 4 column suffers the hierarchy, for instance, then no no­ guest column burden of proof must rest with the from the same peculiar flaw that all tion of choice would be present. But police in establishing intent with other types of fundamentalism suffer clearly Mr. Hipp thinks that a proper It is my contention that more crimes respect to the letter of the law. And from. exercise of Catholic Christianity in­ were perpetrated by the members of what about the reading of rights and He says that “the Church has (a) volves choices; he must, since he the police force than by the residents the allowance of a phone call? Doesn’t divine mandate to preserve, interpret, spends so many pages telling us how to of my house and our guests. Although the absence of such measures con­ promulgate and defend the fixed make them properly. That being so, the I am only a senior government major stitute grounds for the dismissal of deposit of faith....Being Catholic means possibility of choosing “against” the with little legal experience, I am cer­ charges? Do the police think that Notre ...that ... one accepts the divinely in­ hierarchy is not only present but in fact tain that the police acted improperly Dame students are second-rate citizens stituted teaching authority of the is guaranteed. Granted that the and perhaps even unconstitutionally. who don’t merit proper treatm ent un­ Church on depositum fidei. This is Cath­ hierarchy may not wish for individual First, giving of breathalizers in a der the law, or that we are either too olic Faith.” His argument boils down Catholics to exercise this option, but house has long been disputed by many stupid to realize that our rights have to the following: individual Catholic here that is at issue only peripherally. concerned citizens and students, yet no been violated, or too meek to expend believers should not exercise their What is more important is that the very legal resolution to the problem has been the time and the effort needed to pros­ freedom to think in ways that disagree Church which Mr. Hipp claims to made in the state of Indiana. I have ecute the case? Whatever is the case, with what the hierarchy teaches, not defend promotes a view here that is been informed by *a friend, though, that something must be done by us. just because what they end up believing different than his. That Church, not his, a case was tried in the state of Illinois The students of Notre Dame have is itself wrong, but more fundamentally calls for its members to choose whether and the ruling went against the police been pushed around by the police long because the very notion that there is its magisterial teachings are valid and department. enough. They think that we have nei­ something to decide upon is itself “ex­ appropriate articulations of divine Second, the definition of “probable ther the time nor the money to prose­ ternal to (and) against the teaching of truth, or not. It does not want them to cause” in this case was hazy at best. cute the case and that therefore we can­ the Church.” This seems to be what choose wrongly, naturally enough, but No attempt was made to point out the not touch them. Perhaps they are right some of the picketers outside of the it places the ultimate burden of respon­ “officers” that were in our house nor in a sense. This is, however, the reason recent abortion debate had in mind sibility on them when it invites them to how the police deemed the party to have why I am writing this letter. The Ob­ when they painted their signs to read decide to accept its teachings. For his the probable cause of having minors server reports that it has a subscription “Abortion is not debatable.” They did sake as well as for its, it would be nice there. Is the mere existence of a party size of over 12,000 many of which are not care whether Burtchaell or Maguire if Mr. Hipp chose to join this Church. becoming a de facto “probable cause” mailed around the nation to friends and “won” the debate because they did not Kern R. Trembath for the investigation of a “crime?” alumni of Notre Dame. It is to you who think that it should have occurred in Assistant Professor of Theology Third, my arrested housemate was have either the time, money, or expe­ neither read his rights nor permitted rience that I make my plea. oi m x & t m to place a phone call. I thought that the I call on the friends of Notre Dame, ' £#*:iNK*-newC?vt£B3i9»7 reading of rights was guaranteed by the alumni, and other interested parties the “Miranda” decision of the Supreme to aid the Notre Dame student body. Is WELL,OK THEN. Court. Was it an actual arrest? The there someone out there - a lawyer in IF YOU INSIST... “suspect” was handcuffed, brought to New York, a businessman in Chicago, the police station, photographed, and or a concerned parent who still believes IDOUBl£'DOUBLE- held on bail. It is clear he was arrested, in the protection of our rights - who can but why was he not afforded all of his help us? Is there a lawyer in the South DOUBLE-DOUBLE- rights? Bend area who is interested in handling D0UBLE-TR1PLL Fourth, the conduct of the police was a controversial case and possibly somewhat less than polite. Abusive lan­ gaining notoriety? Is there someone in APOLOGIZE guage was used throughout the raid un­ the law school who can advise us or WITHSUGfrR til the Channel 28 news cameras were give us counsel? Is there someone who ON IT... turned on. The police then started ad­ can show us how to raise the money dressing the guests and residents as and find the time to fight this in a court “sir” or “m am .” When we addressed of law? We need your help! This is the police - using phrases such as “with not an attempt by a student to simply, all due respect,” - we were not paid “fight for our right to party.” I did that attention to and threatened with arrest three years ago on the steps of the Ad­ for “obstruction of justice” or being a ministration building. Beer is not the “public nuisance.” When we asked the issue here - the letter of the law is. I arresting officers how much the bail furthermore cannot be hypocritical and was set for they replied “$50,” but upon condemn the police while condoning the

Doonesbury Garry Trudeau MARCH 27-PLAQUE PEP05fT5A1AK5 I BEGIN TO UJONPBK GULP!' WHO THB CBRBBRUM VIRTUALLY /MFASS HOU) CRITICAL PBCh mO'S.,.UJHCiS Campus Quote ABLB. I NOUJ PB6PBTLEAVING 5ION5 APB FORMBP THB KNEBL, nAV£$ BBH/HP THB EXPLOSIVBB HBRB. 5UPPENLY... ^ T W # “Talent is God-given, be humble; % Fame is man-given, be thankful.” Rich Branning ND Basketball Player (1976-1980) 1980 Basketball Banquet Viewpoint Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 9 Campus bands deserve a compromised policy The office of Student Activities has people’s eyes better than a tiny classi­ were the fliers could be tacked. This nouncing bands in bars should be dis­ sent out “reminders” to members of fied ad would in The Observer. Without simple solution would eliminate what regarded by them. And what difference campus bands that university policy the fliers, a lot less people will know Student Activities may consider the un­ does it make whether a student under prohibits the posting of flyers or posters when and where a band is playing. sightly proliferation of fliers as well as 21 sees an advertisement for a band at advertising off-campus performances. give the office veto power over offen­ a bar in The Observer or posted on a I qualify the word “reminders” be­ Ads in The Observer are also effec­ sive material (although the recent in­ bulletin board? Restricting such adver­ cause this policy was never clear to the tive, but who has the money for ad cident with Scholastic demonstrated tising to campus media exposes the an­ students it affects before the letters inches? A small two column by three how dangerous that power can be). nouncement to as many minors as fliers were sent, if the policy as stated even inch ad costs $25 per day. Most band Bands would be able to advertise would. existed beforehand at all. Such adver­ members are lucky if they make half cheaply effectively and creatively. tising, the new Student Activities Direc­ that much from a gig. Everyone would be happy! It seems the University can’t stand tor Joe Cassidy reminds us, is restricted Once again the Student Activities Of­ to let outside businesses such as Lee’s to The Observer, Scholastic or WVFI. fice has confronted a problem not with Cassidy, the student activities direc­ Bar and Grill, Duke’s Bistro or Chips Unauthorized fliers will be ripped from a solution but with a denial of students’ tor, wasn’t in office the first half of this get a few extra dollars off of University bulletin boards, and violations are needs. The proliferation of fliers - di­ week when I called to ascertain the students without paying for it. That’s punishable by a $100 fine. rectly due to the wonderful variety of rationale behind the policy. The secre­ the most logical, albeit petty, reason I campus bands this year - should be a tary offered a possible explanation. She can find for the banning of fliers. The Mary Jacoby concern of Student Activities. Fliers said that bands playing at bars were in University wants bars to pay for adver­ were being taped all over campus, on effect asking people under 21 to break tising. To the University that means $25 sidewalks and trash cans, and they the law by coming to see them. Also, or so an ad - a miniscule drop in the guest column were crowding out other announce­ bands advertising dates at bars were bucket for them. To the student bands ments on bulletin boards. The Univer­ advertising private business on Univer­ whose responsibility it is to promote Bam. That was easy enough. Student sity had no control over these fliers, sity property. Without having spoken their performances, $25 per ad is a lot Activities has dealt a major blow to which were being displayed on Univer­ to Cassidy, I cannot say for sure whe­ of money. campus bands trying to get themselves sity property. Some sort of regulation ther this is the real reason behind ban­ A lot of students form bands because heard. Fliers are the most effective and is in order. That’s regulation, not ning the fliers on campus; but let’s con­ they’re bored and it’s something fun to cost-efficient way to advertise on a gig abolishment. sider how fallacious this reasoning is do. But it’s not worth practicing much on campus. Tacked onto bulletin boards I’m sure most bands would be willing anyway, because such an excuse is if no one ever hears you. Could that be around campus, they let the student to compromise and allow Student Ac­ typical of University bureaucratic the way the University wants to keep body know when and where a band tivities to approve the fliers before they thinking. it? would be playing. Most of the fliers were posted. For their part, Student Ac­ First of all, students under 21 cannot Mary Jacoby is a senior American were also quite creative and caught tivities could designate specific boards enter bars legally anyway, so fliers an­ Studies/German major. P.O.Box Q

celebrated by Father Hesburgh and the parishioners be able to pray and wor­ his sister do not pursue similar career Exclusive celebrations homily given by Father Malloy? Why ship with them. goals, comparing his salary with wo­ deny worship to some could they not open up the entire David Ragan men in the same field clearly reveals church? I realized, while serving mass, Flanner Hall discriminatory pay differences. that all the regular seats were taken When comparing the salaries of Dear Editor: up in the front and the sides of the altar. workers aged 35-44 with five or more Is it right that a student at Notre Could they not put more seats behind years of college, women continue to Dame is denied the right of exercising the altar like they do for the major foot­ Women in minority receive considerably less pay than his belief in practicing his faith as a ball games (i.e. the Michigan game this males in the same field. For example, Catholic by attending mass on the Sat­ year?). Instead, they crammed all the due to disparity in pay female lawyers make an average of urday vigil at 5:15 p.m. mass at Sacred regular congregation of 5:15 p.m. mass $26,319 while male lawyers enjoy an Heart Church in the main body of the down into the crypt. Was the University Dear Editor: average salary of $47,635; female church because he does not donate trying to hide the people that regularly I am writing in reponse to Chris physicians have an average salary of $1,000 or more every year and he is not attended mass at Sacred Heart? An­ Julka’s inside column of Wednesday, $41,516 and their male counterparts part of the Sorin Society, even though other option that the University had March 25 concerning sex discrimina­ make an average of $71,972: and in his family contributes $11,000 to pay for was to hold a special mass that was tion. Julka states, “A few thousand dol­ managerial and administrative posi­ his college education? later in time, say about 6:30 p.m. lars may seem a lot to me now, but I tions, females have an average salary This is what happened to me on Sat­ Overall, the mass was a very beau­ am sure when I am 50 years old I will of $20,003 and males average $38,915. urday, Feb. 28, when a friend of mine, tiful ceremony. Would it have been any barely notice the difference and will Average women to this day continue to accompanied me to Sacred Heart less than a beautiful ceremony if the probably just laugh at the fact that I earn only about 62 cents for every dollar Church for 5:15 p.m. mass. I was only regular congregation and students could have taken such a frivolous earned by average men. If Julka would permitted to enter the main body of the were allowed to partake in the mass worldly thing so seriously now (H a!).” expand his knowledge of the world church because my services as an with the Sorin Society? Just because we, It is very likely that he will not miss beyond his “backyard,” I am sure he acolyte were needed for the mass. But the students of Notre Dame, are not the “few thousand dollars” and be in will find that women, like Hispanics, my friend was denied admission to the part of the Sorin Society, does it mean the position to laugh about the situation blacks, and homosexuals, are indeed church to worship because his services that we are not allowed to pray together since he will most likely be making a minorities in this society. were not needed. Instead, he had to at­ with people that may be better off than “few thousand dollars more” than his Helen Paik tend mass at the crypt at 5:00 p.m. and we are financially and are very sister in the same iob. Even if he and Off-Campus then it was already 5:05 p.m. generous with their donations to the Do we now have a closed policy on University? 01 who can attend mass when the large Is the number of people that attended financial supporters of Notre Dame are the mass from the Sorin Society the rea­ invited to visit the campus? Are we as­ son why students were excluded? Does hamed to let our students intermingle Pope John Paul II limit the amount of and celebrate mass with these people people that are allowed to attend mass who have donated large sums of money in St. Peter’s Square when the crowds to the University? are enormous? Do societies and money Do not get me wrong, I am very ap­ separate the places and time that we preciative of these people who belong are allowed to pray and worship to­ to the Sorin Society. Most of us students gether as a community? Are we, the would not be here if they did not donate students and parishioners of Sacred money for scholarships and other fin­ Heart, not the Church of Sacred Heart? ancial programs that are needed to It is too bad that the University puts keep this university running and com­ aside their students and Sacred Heart petitive. If it was not for them, I prob­ forgets their parishioners when guests ably would not be able to attend this visit the University. excellent university. I hope and pray that next year, when But should we close off the entire the Sorin Society is once again invited, M U M 'S THE CBS NEWS FOR U K EVENING. COURAGE." church for them so a mass could be that the University lets the students and

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excited. If they're excited and that, but out in the Midwest they yell when the house lights you have to kind of go and go down, and you're out there kick the door in, one city at a and you're playing and it's still time. The best way about doing fun and it just kind of works that is going out and playing out. I mean, we never sit back with a band that draws a lot of there and have one of those people. Hopefully they're a rock “Pump 'Em Up" sessions. “Al- n' roll act or they have som e­ * right, guys, let's go out there thing where you're not gonna and really kick..." You know, com e in there to an audience it's just not that way. We just expecting tasteful jazz rock or sit around and it's like okay, som ething like that. You can time to go. “Oh, it is? Okay, go out, do your show, and get well here we go." And we get 25 to 50 percent of the people out there onstage and uh, one, that are out there to like you. two, three, four (makes guitar Maybe most of them have sounds)!! heard, like “Keep Your Hands" O: How did you take going or som ething like that and you from clubs to large arenas? know they like it and they know DB: It's weird, it's like you the song. But the thing is to gotta try and keep it mentally like you're still playing to a NXIt's not like I'm gonna small place. You gotta realize that the person that's sitting get dressed up in Span­ the farthest away is a longer, dex and have, you know, longer way away. You gotta exploding poo-poo and bring him in closer somehow. everything / 7 And you do that by minimizing your gestures onstage. I think. warm them up to the whole This seems to work the best, I idea of like “This is a band. don't really know why and I They have a record out. You think if I analyze it, it wouldn't might like this record. Go buy prove fruitful anyway. But, it this record." ju st seem s like if you use like OiWhat bands influenced you larger gestures and do them as far as the record goes? minimally and, instead of being DB: Oh man, there's so able to make little, little jokes, many. You wanna get into all you know, quiet jokes onstage this? and little motions and stuff like Orlf the Georgia Satellites that, that only the first 30 feet could be one band, that they can pick up on. are not, what would they be? You need som ething more DB: Oh, The Faces. Yeah, Courtesy of Elektra Records along the lines of a Barnum Rod Stewart and the Faces D espite his band’s sky-rocketing success, Dan Baird of the Georgia S atellites had a and Bailey mentality, like David would probably be the band down-to-earth talk with The Observer. Lee Roth. Basically you gotta that we would be, you know it's start looking at him as the like the Stones. I don't know. KEVIN WALSH weren't any rock n' roll records person who can use a big It's like you've got bands like features writer at the time that we came out, arena to his advantage. And the Stones and the Faces and and just every now and then it you go like, well, okay, he's Lynrd Skynrd and then you can T he Georgia Satellites is an Atlanta-based band playing just sounds good. stupid, he's dumb, he hasn't go back to Johnny Burnette decidedly non-Top 40 grunge-roadhouse rock 'n' roll. TheirO: Do you think the record got anything why do people and the Rock n' Roll Trio and self-titled debut album on Elektra has, along with the album's company had anything to do love him so much? 'Cause he's then you can go forward to the smash rebel yell single "Keep Your hands To Yourself, " been in with it? really great on a stage. And Replacements, even though the Top Ten for quite a while now. The unique raw guitar of RickDB: Oh yeah. They really put why is he great on a stage? we re not like the Replace­ Richards coupled with singer/songwriter/guitarist Dan Baird's a good push behind it and all Well, it's not like I'm gonna get ments, we have something in assertive vocals give the group an interesting sound in the same that stuff, you know, when you dressed up in Spandex and common. I think. 1 hope. I see vein as Lynyrd Skynyrd, the Rolling Stones, and George see those people up at the have, you know, exploding something in them that I really Thorogood. Qrammy's thanking their record poo-poo and everything. But admire. You know and it's that Thursday afternoon, The Observer interviewed Baird and dis­ companies, that's why. 'Cause you learn the thing like “Do the Thang X, Item X, you know it's covered a band that is serious about its music, but little else. Theit's like without those guys you Big Gesture, instead of the like here we re gonna take a Georgia Satellites will open for REO Speedwagon Saturday night can't do anything. little one." You know, same chance on, you know like get- at the ACC. O: How has the tour with gesture, instead of like a little tin' weird, or havin' some fun REO (Speedwagon) been so flick of the hand, though, you or laughin', you know, Observer: Why did you name Anyway, the band took a little far? gotta roll your whole arm whatever it is we re gonna do the band the Georgia Satel­ hiatus and our road manager DB: It's been alright. You around. You're in a theatre, we re gonna do it in spite of lites? went to England and he said, know we just go out there and you're not in a club. It's a weird and because of everything we Dan Baird: Okay, this will “Well, there's a band over here do our show and then...boom. thing but you do have to pay feel and believe...BLAH BLAH come about through the fact called The Satellites already...I O: It must be pretty tough to attention to where you are. BLAH! that our (stumbling) orit- know what I'll do, I'll call them get excited about playing in Otherwise you're only gonna O: Who else are you follow­ ftinaL.our “orithinal"? Our The Georgia Satellites." And the middle of Duckbutt, USA? get like the first few people ing today? arrithable rithasesta...our that's the name. DB: Oh, no, no, no. Duck- around you, and you're gonna DB: Um, a band called the original rhythm section-David 0: That works out neatly. butt's a pretty fun town. It's fail dismally. Broken Homes, out of Los Michaelson on drum s and Keith DB: Well, that's the way it is. ju st individual things. It's like O: Do you ever feel as if you Angeles, Jason and the Scor­ Christopher on bass. Now It's funny, I m ean it's like whe­ Ann Arbor, where we re at are caught between superstar­ chers, Dwight Yoakam, and uh, David thought it would be ther you like it or not, there it today, is fine. It's a college dom and cult status? all the right bands, you know. great, because he's got a sick is. As they say in Amadeus town. You know, at least DB: Well, it's real weird. I O: What do you think of the sense of humor, to name the “Well, there you have it." there's something to see and mean it's like either one just whole image you have as the band Keith and the Satellites. It 0: What do you see as the do. Granted, it's not Manhattan, seem ed like...you know like, new fun band, the new party- just had a sound to it that he reason for your popularity? but then again, no place else is just completely out of reach six rock band? liked. And we all went 'Okay, You had a Top Ten album, a either, except Los Angeles. months ago. I don't know, I DB: The new party-rock band. we ll use that one for a while." Top Ten single, even a Top Compared to those think rock n' rollers are gonna Ahh, that's okay, I m ean it's You know figuring, bands don't Ten MTV video and what do places...wherever you go from like us and stuff like that and like if that's all you wanna get last. Keith quit about nine you see as the main reason New York City, it's gonna be they're gonna see through all out of it, that doesn't bother months later, and, um, we had behind that? boring, and about a week later the stuff. It's just getting out me. If you wanna dig a little bit to drop the Keith from the DB: Uh...chance. Circum­ you start to hit level ground there, and, you know, like in deeper there, I like to think name, obviously and the “and" stance, chance, the lack of a again. New York and Los Angeles, there's more there. You know, as well. So we were just left rock n' roll record at the time Well, I mean, look, you're there's a buzz on you. You it all depends on what people over with the Satellites and we we put our s out. There're a lot doing a show and there's know, and it's like you're a are willing to pull out of it. It's kept that for a long time. of pop records out; there people out there and they're known quantity and things like much like, you know, without m

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being pretentious, you wanna the s— out of me. Everybody's say it's like reading a book. really emotionally committed to You can read it for the story or the moment. Oooh, that's a you can get into a little bit quote. I could smell that one deeper or you can try to see as it was coming out, you how it applies to your life, know what I mean? Anyway, BLAH BLAH BLAH. You can take when the band's doin' right, it as far as you want to. In fact, obviously you can't do right all you can start reading in the time, but when the band is meanings that aren't even doin' right, which is a pretty there. You know what 1 m ean? good amount of the time, it's And so it's like, you know, if all like everybody's there, you wanna do is put on "Keep everybody's not playing the Your Hands To Yourself, " and same chords and doing the The Observer/Jennifer O Donald maybe "Railroad Steel" or "Bat­ (makes robot sounds) you tleship Chains" and just whip know playing the same way, Steve Daner, Martin Shubert, Nick Rossi, and Mike Knotts display their ‘dirty and base the record off and ju st go "Ok, everybody's just trying to make humor in the Cavanaugh Hall production of ‘A Gap in G enerations.’ the rest of that is uh, too it as immediate as possible. heavy." You know, that's cool. O: What's next for the Geor­ That doesn't bother me, maybe gia Satellites? someday you'll leave it on DB: More touring. More ‘A Gap in Generations’ because you forgot to take it touring. More touring. Endless, off and something will get endless touring. done. You know, I mean, it's O: No studio in sight? Cavanaugh puts on a ‘dirty’ play better than the Pet Shop Boys. DB: That'd be next 1 mean, it just is. year. (Laughs) January of next DOUG ANDERSON reads to her student from "The form dual roles as members of O: It's Thang X. year is the pencilled date. I features writer Chemistry of Love ", by Emil T. the Houses of Di Besignosi and DB: Thang X. I mean Thang want to get all the mileage out Hofman. Another plus the play Di Scaterelli, respectively, and X entitles us to you know like of this record that we can. A C avanaugh Hall's production provides is the energy that the as the maestro of the Affamati Better Than The Pet Shop Boys lotta bands put out some really "A Gap in Generations" is cast exhibits. They offer a Company and his wife. Both at least. great songs on their first currently playing at Washington refreshingly unstuffy style of actor and actress provide en­ O: Who would you like to record, it doesn't click immedi­ Hall. Last night's performance acting. joyable performances, and they work with? Besides the Pet ately, they have to go back into played to about 70 people-an One aspect of the play which manage the character changes Shop Boys? the studio and cut a second audience which was akin to a should delight any audience impressively. DB: (laughs) Umm, boy that's record or a third record and junior varsity football game, m em ber is the fact that the "A Gap in Generations " offers a rough one. As far as an finally that material starts get­ with only friends and relatives actors and actresses are actu­ many good aspects, but the opening act? ting pushed and it's like some in attendance. The show, which ally having fu n two-hour performance is long O: Well, recording, producer, of their best songs on the first benefits the Andy Sowder onstage. After seeing plays considering the material. The album work, performing... two records are lost. It's like, Memorial Scholarship Fund, where the actors are distant actors try to keep the flow, but DB: Oh, 1 don't know. I was no way, baby. I don't want it to continues through Saturday, and removed, the viewer finds the play should be shorter. If sitting there when I heard that be like "We got our one hit off with performances at 7:30 that the attitude of the actors you have time before you go the Replacements lost Bob this one, let's go. " No sirree, I nightly. in this show helps to deliver a out, stop by and see either Stinson, and I was ready to want 'em to put a little push on The play is an adaption of less than admirable script. tonight's or Saturday's perfor­ throw away the band. "PICK "Myth of Love" to see what the 16th century Commedia Two standout performances mance and remember to ME, PAUL! PICK ME! I THINK happens here. del'arte style. Featured is a are delivered by Nick Rossi and donate to the Sowder Fund as YOU'RE A GENIUS." Ahem, let's group of travelling players Shannon McAuliffe. Both per­ you leave. see, he's just like my big hero O: Well, I wish you luck. I which moves into a town and right now. It's ju st like he's ju st think you'll m ake it. transforms itself into a number got such good songs. I mean, DB: Well, we have kind of of characters who act out a "Little Mascara," I mean, what made it, you know, as far as story. They call themselves the a rock 'n' roll song! Lyrically. selling "A Bunch O' Records," Affamati Company and tell the Behind the scenes Emotionally. I mean, just soni- but as far as like making story of two families: the House cally, it just... it kills. Um, me som ething that's gonna last, of Di Besignosi and the House KIM YURATOVAC were performing in sixteenth and Jason (of Jason and the that's just much more impor­ of Di Scaterelli. Both families features writer century Italy." Scorchers) keep talking about tant. Time will tell. I'm hoping feature aging fathers who wish This is the fifth year of the doing a folk duet in New York to be put in that kind of cate­ they were young, bumbling C avanaugh Hall will present Cavanaugh productions to City. Just the two of us up gory, but you know that's servants, and eligible, “A Gap In Generations" benefit the Andy Sowder Schol­ there with acoustic guitars, you pretty pretentious to vote your­ marriage-aged children. tonight and Saturday at 7:30 arship Fund. Sowder was self in. The families attempt to ar­ p.m. in Washington Hall. The Cavanaugh Hail President in O: What's the line between range a tie between Lelio Di play, directed and produced by 1979. He attended the annual "There weren't any rock pretentiousness and ambition? Besignosi (played by Scott Wel­ Kevin Fitzpatrick, centers ski trip that year and was 'n' roll records at the DB: Well, I don't know. It's lman) and Isabella Di Scaterelli around a group of travelling brought back early because of time that we came out.// like the Em peror's New Clothes. (Karen Green). The plot focuses players and their performance an illness. What was thought to You know, it's “Aren't I just on complications caused by a in the square at Bologna. be a severe case of the flu looking marvelous?" It's one of variety of factors. Some of turned out to be spinal menin- know, a-pickin' and a-grinnin', those things that you can't tell these derive from the women's Fitzpatrick describes the ginitis. Soon after, he died, you know. Havin' som e fun. We until the time comes around, attempts to trap their respec­ humor in the show as “very unable to live without the aid could probably dig up about a how many people does this tive men (and fortunes) and the physical, the forerunner of of a life support system. hundred really fun songs be­ really emotionally affect? Does men's desire for sex. Adding to slap stick" and compares “A Cavanaugh Hall rector. Father tween us. it stand up? Is it more popular these complications is the pres­ Gap In Generations" to modern Matthew M. Miceli, wrote in a Really, the guys I'm working 20 years from now than it was ence of two women of "ques­ situation comedies. The key to letter to the men of with I'm happy with. I mean, when it cam e out? Say like the tionable" character, who aim to the show is simplicity, " Cavanaugh, “I can honestly say it's like Rick Price, keeps an Velvet Underground. Here's a separate the men from their Fitzpatrick adds. The produc­ that Andy Sowder was one of interesting bass line, real band that as years go by they fortunes in return for satisfying tion mimics the Commedia the finest hall presidents we pushy, kind of like Ronnie Lane just keep getting more popular. certain desires. dell'arte style. have ever had. He was a self­ used to play. (Rick) Richards is What can you say? Even bands Overall, however, the play less type of guy who gave a lot like that big solo guitar thing like even as weird as like The leaves a little to be desired. "Commedia dell'arte produc­ more to his fellow students that you know Steve Hunter Doors had that huge resur­ There are some funny scenes tions were originally done in than he received." In 1979, used to have it. Nick Ronson, gence at the end of the '70s. and some good performances, the streets, for the common Cavanaugh Hall Council in­ you know. Everybody starts Music that lasts. It is m ore but the gaps in between are a people. That's why so much of itiated the Andy Sowder Schol­ going, .38 Special, no, excuse important than selling "A Lot O' bit long and as a result the the humor is base or dirty. It's arship Fund. Cavanaugh has me Lynyrd Skynyrd and Billy Records." Although that's nice. play seems to drag on. An in­ written for a simple audience in raised over $12,000 for the Gibbons and stuff, but I hear But it is not personally impor­ teresting aspect of the play is a way that transcends time and scholarship fund that would kind of an English thing. Kind tant. I'm not gonna be able to the combination of traditional space," Fitzpatrick explained. benefit a Notre Dame student of an Angus Young, maybe. remember how many records themes with modern references "Our production of “A Gap In living in Cavanaugh Hall. Dona­ And uh, Mauro (Magellan, the we sold when I'm 60. I'll be thrown in. As Isabella's mentor Generations" is set in a 1987 tions to the Andy Sowder fund band's drummer) is like death saying “God, that's embarrass­ (Shannon McAuliffe) tries to set university community, although will be acepted at the door in 4/4 time, any beat you want. ing" or “God I'm glad I did up Isabella with her suitor, she the text remains intact, as if we before each production. I mean it's just like he knocks that." Boom. The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 12 Joan Kroc Sports Briefs sells Padres In the NHL last night, Boston shut down Edmonton The ND gymnastics club will host the first annual 4-1, Calgary beat Winnipeg 3-1 and Philadelphia edged Clover Classic Gymnastics Invitational Sunday at 1 p.m. Associated Press Quebec in overtime 3-2. Vancouver stayed alive in the race at Angela Athletic Facility. The field will include teams for the final playoff spot in the Smythe Division and slowed from Purdue, Indiana, Chicago and Miami (Ohio). -The SAN DIEGO - San Diego the N.Y. 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Dame men’s tennis team off “Purdue has been tough for the courts, forcing the Irish to us the last few seasons,” said 4 postpone their match with Fallon. “And they have the Illinois-Chicago until same team back that defeated Thursday, April 16, the team us last year.” will see action this weekend Purdue finished fourth in the against Indiana State and 1986 Big Ten Championships, Purdue. their best showing in 30 years. \ The Irish are coming off a Boilermaker head coach Ed successful spring break swing Dickson hopes to improve that KBBBfi&iBBff It through California where they performance this year with a posted a 6-1 record. That per­ squad of six solid returning let­ formance lifted Notre Dame ter men. over the .500 mark for the season, with a 13-8 overall Fallon and the Irish look to mark. counter this experience with The Irish will put this record momentum from their impres­ to the test Saturday at 1 p.m. sive showing over break. The Observer / Michael Ury CST at Indiana State, and then “ We had a very good trip to again at Purdue on Sunday at With a new emphasis on playig at the net and women’s tennis team should be at full strength California,” Fallon said, “win­ the return of Alice Lohrer, the partner of Mic- this weekend, 9 a.m. CST. Notre Dame is a ning 6 of 7 matches and the only helle Dasso (above) at number-one doubles, the combined 38-9 against these defeat was very close (a 5-4 loss two opponents, in state rivals to the University of California who the Irish first played back at Riverside). I hope we can in the 1930’s. maintain the peak that we are Aggressive net play, Lohrer’s return Last season Notre Dame now playing at against Indiana key weekend women’s tennis action defeated Indiana State, 7-2, but State and Purdue.” By SHEILA HOROX a variety of shots, be a little together, especially at the Min­ Sports Writer more patient and play nesota Doubles Invitational percentage tennis.” earlier this year,” said Dasso. The Notre Dame women’s The Irish have not faced In­ “The play of our doubles team tennis team plays on its home diana State under Gelfman’s will be really important, so courts for the first time this tutelage, and last year’s 5-4 loss we’ve got to concentrate on spring as it hosts Indiana State to Michigan was decided on a what we’ve been working on.” tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. and Mic­ third-set tiebreaker. Dasso recognizes too that higan at 11:00 a.m. Sunday. One thing that should help the since moving from the number- Head Coach Michele Irish is the return of freshman three spot last year to the top Gelfman is looking for the Irish Alice Lohrer, who missed spot, she has had to incorporate to play a more aggressive style several matches due to illness. a more aggresive style in of tennis, though she notes that Junior co-captain Michelle singles action. does not entail trying to out-gun Dasso will especially be glad to “I’ve had to be more aggres­ their opponents. see Lohrer back in the lineup, sive because when you play “We need to play an intelli­ since the two comprise the number-one singles, you’ve got gent rather than power game,” number-one doubles team. to come to the net,” said Dasso. said Gelfman. “We need to use “Alice and I play very well According to Assistant Coach Steve Simone, the team has concentrated on the transition from the baseline. “Our players are learning that the ability to attack the net creates opportunities to win more points. We want to win points aggressively, rather Bed and Breakfast than waiting for the other teams to lose those points, ” Within walking distance to the said Simone. University of Notre Dome The difficulty, however, rests on the ability of a youthful 1404 North Ivy Road South Bend, Indiana 46637 squad to maintain consistancy with this new aggressive style. ’Your Home Away From Home’ Notre Dame will play this For reservations call weekend’s matches at the (219) 277-9682 Courtney Tennis courts behind the ACC. In the event of rain the matches will be played at The Observer/File Photo the South Bend Racquet Club. Dan Walsh and the Irish men’s tennis team will try to use the momentum acquired over spring break when they face Indiana State and Purdue this weekend.

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The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 14 Lady Longhorns look to repeat as champs Associated Press AUSTIN, Texas -Andrea Lloyd is regarded as women’s basketball’s answer to Boston Celtics star Larry Bird. She would rather pass than score. Tough defense is her trademark. And she wants the basketball in the “crunch minutes” of a close game. If the University of Texas Lady Longhorns are to repeat as NCAA women’s national basketball champions, they’ll have to get two big games from Andrea Lloyd the only senior on their team, to blow this chance we have,” Lloyd. Lloyd said. “I don’t have an­ The 6-foot-2 All-American other chance. from Moscow, Idaho, provided “I think it hurts us that we’re the key points as Texas young. Look at Louisiana Tech, defeated Rutgers 85-77 in the where they have all senior final of the East Regional. starters. I just don’t want our Lloyd, who plays three differ­ team to settle for less because ent positions, averages 13 they know they can come back points, nine assists, three next year.” rebounds and three steals a Louisiana Tech, the 1982 game. In the NCAA Tourna­ champion, has knocked Texas ment, she is shooting 65 percent out of two regionals and again from the field, 71 percent at the stands in the Lady Longhorns’ free throw line and has 15 steals championship path as the sixth in three games. annual tournament gets under­ “Andrea is the heart of our way on Friday with the semi­ team,” Texas coach Jody Con- final games. radt says. “She’s our leader. The Lady Techsters, who are There is no better player in col­ 29-2, take on the defending na­ AP Photo lege basketball. Her defense is tional champion Lady Lon­ Center Rony Seikaly has been the driving force behind Syracuse’s path to the Final Four. just incredible. She’s the most ghorns, 31-1, at 6 p.m. before a complete player I’ve seen.” sellout house of 16,000 fans in Lloyd has been giving her the Special Events Center. Radio stations direct raps at NCAA rules younger teammates some lec­ Texas has won 25 games in a Associated Press “Bobby Knight Bop” from the there’s one thing that they don’t tures this week. row. air earlier this week at the re­ need, it’s another IU song for “I keep thinking how young Louisiana Tech beat Iowa 66- INDIANAPOLIS -Some local quest of the university, came the fans to sing in the Super­this team is and I want to con­ 65 in the final of the Midwest radio stations are having fun up with a new tune, “In the Su­ dome. vey to the younger players not Regional to advance to Austin. playing songs that poke fun at perdome,” which features new Red and White’s counting on the NCAA’s rule barring men­ lyrics to the tune “In the Ghet­ a three-point hand, we’d call tion of players’ names in any to.” him by name but they don’t un­ public contest apart from news Written and sung by morning derstand, N-C-A-A. or sports. show co-host Mark Patrick, the HAPPY 19th Among the latest is a ditty song’s lyrics include: They’re just little worms. being played on WZPL-FM In the March skies, before a So it’s Coach Tarkanian BIRTHDAY called the “NCAA Rap,” writ­ red Final Four chair can be against Coach Knight, big ears ten and recorded by the sta­ flung, the ‘Bobby Knight Bop’ and a towel, ‘gainst a red GREG! tion’s morning traffic reporter, is already sung on the radio, sweater tight in the Super­ Steve Stiles. 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Top-ranked Nevada Las- Vegas, the Hoosiers’ opponent in Saturday’s NCAA semifinal, traded the neon lights of their home city Wednesday for the treats of Bourbon Street with the blessing of Coach Jerry Tarkanian. Providence and Syracuse, who meet in Saturday’s I opening semifinal at the Jerry Tarkanian Jim Boeheim Louisiana Superdome, also ar­ are still in class. They go to history, isn’t worried about the rived Wednesday. class today and tomorrow. underdog role. Indiana, however, isn’t They’ll miss a little class on “We’ve been there as an un­ making the trip until Friday. Friday. We’ll get there on time derdog before,” said Knight, “We’re going to let the kids to work out on Friday. That’s who had to get past favored enjoy themselves tonight,” just the way we’ve always done UCLA in the 1976 NCAA semi­ Tarkanian said at a Wednesday it.” final before defeating Mic­ news conference. “Starting to­ Forecasters have made the higan in the championship morrow we will definitely keep top-ranked Running Rebels a game. He also upset North our team under close scrutiny. slight favorite over Indiana Carolina in the 1981 title game. and say UNLV will capture the “We will have them avail­ championship Monday. “I’m not really concerned able for the press, because I “I don’t think we should be with being favored or being un­ think that’s a learning experi­ favored,” Tarkanian said. “I derdog,” he added. “I think ence for them.” just have great respect for In­ there has to be a lot of talk rel­ Knight, speaking from the In­ diana. I thought all year long ative to who do you think will diana University campus in they were an outstanding team. win the first game.. .That’s Bloomington via a telecon­ I find it hard to believe that what makes it interesting for ference that included the Final we’re the favorite. I just hope so many people.” Four coaches, said his policy all the people who say that Syracuse Coach Jim Boeheim throughout his coaching career know something.” had a simple way to figure who has been to arrive at a tourna­ would win. ment site the day before the Knight, going for his third “ I think you have to be good. game. NCAA championship and I think you have to play well,” “It has been my policy for 22 needing a victory to become the he said. “Maybe you have to AP Photo or 23 years,” he said. “Our kids winningest coach in Big Ten be a little lucky.” Nevada-Las Vegas center Jarvis Basnight slams home a rebound against Iowa. ND AVE APTS. Sox blank Early Bird Special Los Angeles RGATWLC Associated Press Restaurant And Cocktail Lounge Now renting for Fall Right-hander Dennis “Oil Authentic Szechuan and Hunan Taste 2 Bedrooms completely Can” Boyd pitched six score­ less innings Thursday to help furnished the Boston Red Sox to a 4-0 ex­ Lunches starting at...... '2.95 Sign up before b hibition victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers at Vero n1d o N s Dinners starting at...... '4.25 receive a 10% discount Beach. Bar open 7 days a week Boyd, 2-0 this spring, allowed Son.-Thurs.: 11:30 •.■.-10 p.* Call 234-6647 ■O'* Fri.-S*t: 11:30 •.■.-11 p.*. four hits while walking one and Stm. 1 Holidays 11:30 •.■.-IQ p . * . Next to Randall.s Inn272-7376 striking out two. Protected by Pinkerton Security Los Angeles right-hander South Bend, 130 Dixie Hwy.(Roseland) Agency Orel Hershiser was nearly as i %% %% ^ ^ « effective, allowing the Red Sox only a first-inning run in his seven innings. Bill Buckner’s RBI double produced the only Milky Way and Westwood One run Boston needed. Radio Network Braves 3, Tigers 2 Presents In West Palm Beach, Ken Griffey keyed a three-run seventh inning rally with a bases-loaded double to power Atlanta over Detroit. Tiger with right-hander Eric King had special guests held the Braves hitless through the first five innings. eorgia Satellites Rangers 8, Expos 2 Our Reservation Manager's aturday, March 28 8:00 In Port Charlotte, Larry P ar­ office hours are: Notre Dame A.C.C rish hit a three-run homer and All seats reserved $15.50 Ruben Sierra hit his first home Monday, Tuesday run of the spring to lead Texas Tickets available at the A.C.C. over Montreal. The game was & Wednesday Gate 10 Box Office called after eight innings be­ Charge by phone cause of rain. 7:00 - 8:00 pm ViSUMC call (219)239-7460 Royals 13, Orioles 6 2nd floor LaFortune in In Fort Myers, Frank White hit a three-run home run and Theodore's Office Steve Balboni hit a two-run ...if you have homer as Kansas City clubbed Baltimore. or wish to verify L l V e - Canceled stop in Boston (ss) vs. Minnesota, A 3 Yvfe- rain; Houston vs. Chicago 239-6940 White Sox, rain; Pittsburgh vs. KmoVH— fo il'd / New York Mets, rain ; Philadel­ phia vs. Cincinnati, rain; St. Louis vs. Toronto; rain. The Observer Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 16 New Pizza TMn Packs from Pizza Hut Delivery!

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Rehder will sub for Dolan and on 4 Slamm Jamma. each other. Steve Beuerlein And yes, University Spring and Mike Kovaleski return to President-elect Monk Malloy continued from page 20 Lee’s. Their opponents in last will play Bookstore again on a the independent student newspaper serving notrr dame and idnt mey’s are back, the same squad that year’s final, Leone’s Stallions, team called, what else, All The has calculated wind velocities is back intact. President’s Men. The Sports Department is now accepting applications for the Other squads which appear Is it Tuesday yet? following position: with its slide rules and then sank halfcourt shots two years to be early favorites are The running. Brothers of Manhood featuring And don’t worry Lou, you’re Tim Brown, Joel Williams and One quick word on this Assistant Sports Editor (1) on a team. In fact, your team Donald Royal. Former Mr. weekend’s NCAA Final Four. includes Jim Dolan, last year’s Bookstore Lou Nanni will It would be interesting to see tournament MVP. And Coach, replace his brother Chris, now UNLV take on Providence for A one-page personal statment is due Tuesday, March 31, at 5 you play the Esophagus Con­ a varsity walk-on, on Tequila the championship. The Runnin’ p.m. at the Observer office, third floor LaFortune. Questions strictors Tuesday at 4 p.m. White Lightning. Former Irish Rebels and the Friars were the should be directed to Dennis Corrigan there or at 239-5303. basketball player Jeff Peters two leading three-point shoot­ Last year’s champions, Lee’s and future Irish football player ing teams in the NCAA this BBQ Roundhouse, is back mi­ Tony Rice have hooked up on year. If those two met Monday nus Dolan, according to Wenc. a team called Carte Blanche. night, there would be 19 feet, Rick DiBernardo and Tom Former Irish basketball player nine inches (or 21 feet, depend­ and current graduate assistant ing from what you’re measur­ coach Tom Sluby is back with ing) of wasted space at either Top Gun, while Scott Hicks is end of the court. HELP FIGHT BIRTH DEFECTS LOYOLA {/ XI SUMMER SESSIONS

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EG Auditorium Absolutely no alcohol allowed •A Sp­orts Friday, March 27, 1987 - page 20 Rivers undergoes surgery to correct complications from auto injury By DENNIS CORRIGAN a road in Elkhart County. Sports Editor Rivers was thrown through the windshield and suffered a 15- Irish basketball guard David inch laceration across his ab­ Rivers underwent surgery domen. Thursday for complications stemming from the auto acci­ Rivers came back from the dent he was involved in last injury to lead the Irish into the summer, according to Athletic NCAA sweet 16 before losing to Department spokesman John North Carolina, 74-68, last Heisler. Thursday night. Rivers Surgeons at St. Joseph Medi­ averaged 15.7 points per game, cal Center removed scar tissue including three-straight 20-plus that had been twisting Rivers’ point games in the NCAA bowel. Rivers had been ad­ Tournament, and had 163 as­ mitted to the Notre Dame in­ sists, the second-highest firmary Tuesday complaining season total in Notre Dame his­ of flu-like symptoms. Wednes­ tory. day, he was admitted to the Medical Center for x-rays and “I’m very proud of this young diagnostic test which deter­ David Rivers man,” said Phelps of Rivers mined the true nature of the Irish head coach Digger following the loss to North symptoms. Phelps was notified of the deci­ Carolina. “No one gives more “It really wasn’t an emer­ sion to operate shortly before of himself in a quiet way than gency situation,” Heisler said. he left to attend the NCAA David Rivers. He’s always im­ “The procedure went smooth­ Final Four Thursday morning, pressed me with what he is as ly, and he’s resting comfortab­ Heisler said. a person, more so off the court. The Observer / File Photo ly.” The 22-year-old Rivers was To come back this year and Long jumper Joel Autry and the rest of the Irish track squad Rivers will be in the hospital originally injured last Aug. 22 play was something that not open their outdoor season at home tomorrow afternoon. Molly for five days following the hour- when a van driven by former many people thought could Mahoney previews the Notre Dame Invitational beginning on long procedure. teammate Ken Barlow went off happen.” page 18. Balanced scoring sought as Irish lacrosse faces Colgate By STEVE MEGARGEE ponent Ohio Wesleyan in the grab an early lead tomorrow McLachlan. In Notre Dame’s Radford, 12-3, then fell to Wash­ Sports Writer second game. by getting balanced scoring of first three games, McLachlan ington and Lee, 13-10, and Vil- “Colgate’s an explosive team their own-a plan that worked has garnered eight goals and lanova, 7-6. Sporting a 1-2 record after a that can also shut off their op­ well in Notre Dame’s first three nine assists. “Colgate’s similar, but season-opening trip to the East ponent with a good zone matches. “McLachlan has seventeen maybe a little more aggres­ Coast during Spring Break, the defense once they get ahead,” “All of our goals were assist­ points in three games, and it’s sive,” said O’Leary. “We have Notre Dame lacrosse team will said Irish head coach Rich ed, so we’ve done a good job of mainly because he’s been the to work hard at coming up with try to get to the .500 mark with O’Leary. “They have balanced finding the open man,” said open man or has found the open the ground balls and keeping a win over Colgate tomorrow scoring from their attack and O’Leary. “That’s what we need man,” said O’Leary. control of the ball.” at Geneva, N.Y. midfield.” to do because we’re not going O’Leary is expecting the The Irish are hoping to have The Red Raiders have used to have the one star player.” competition from the Red John Burtis, who was injured The Notre Dame-Colgate this strategy to win their first Even though the top scorers Raiders, who return seventeen for the first three contests, matchup at 11 a.m. will be the two matches of the year, a 14-3 from last year, Tom Grote and of nineteen lettermen from last back in action tomorrow. The first game of a doubleheader triumph over Radford and a 14- Joe Franklin have graduated, year, to be similar to that of junior midfielder is currently hosted by Hobart College. 7 victory against Ithaca Col­ the Irish may have found a star Notre Dame’s three opponents listed as questionable for the Hobart will face future Irish op- lege. The Irish are hoping to player on offense in senior John last week. The Irish dumped Colgate match. 3-point shot key to road Basketballs fly to Final Four as Bookstore arrives Associated Press Spring is definitely here. No, not because the baseball season is around the corner, a fact that causes sports NEW ORLEANS -Some bas­ writers to swoon in ecstatic rapture. Spring is here because ketball coaches agree that of something that happened right here at Notre Dame late Nevada-Las Vegas and Provi­ Tuesday night. dence might not be in the NCAA I was walking toward parking lot D6 around midnight Final Four if not for the 3-point with a friend, and we passed by the Lyons basketball goal. courts. It was raining fairly well and the night was chilly. “It. helped some teams, But the time and weather weren’t about to to disrupt the that’s for sure-UNLV and two games taking place on the Lyons courts. Providence,” said Pittsburgh coach Paul Evans Thursday. “The 3-point goal really ben­ Dennis efited Providence because they haven’t a lot of inside Corrigan players,” said Michigan Coach Bill Frieder. Sports Editor Whether the championship game will be a shootout be­ “They must be crazy,” my friend said. tween UNLV and Providence “No,” I replied, “just getting ready for Bookstore.” remains to be seen. It’s that time again. The time when Notre Dame is trans­ In Saturday’s first game of formed into one big court. The true hallmark of spring the Superdome double-header, under the Dome, the Bookstore Basketball Tournament, No. 10 Syracuse, 30-6, takes on is celebrating its sweet 16th this year with the biggest field Providence, 25-8, followed by in its history - 662 teams. No. 1 UNLV, 37-1, against No. The large field has caused a tradition to to be broken. 3 Indiana, 28-4. When the tourney kicks off Tuesday afternoon with the Indiana, led by Steve Al­ annual Hall-of-Fame game, 30 other games will be played ford’s 52 percent accuracy with as well. That’s the first time any other game has been 98 3-pointers, has the best 3- played the same day as the Hall-of-Fame game. Tourna­ point shooting marksmanship ment director Steve Wenc has had to schedule two extra (121 for 241, 50 percent) among days of preliminary round games to handle the large num­ the Final Four teams. ber of squads. AP Photo Syracuse basically relies on Hoosier guard Keith Smart is just one reason why Indiana is a The Hall-of-Fame game features the return of a crowd one 3-point player, Greg member of the Final Four this season. A complete preview of favorite from a few years ago. The Esophagus Constrictors see BOMB, page 18 this weekend’s action can be found on pages 14 and 15. see SPRING, page 17