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October 11, 1983 Third floor Gateway Commons, University of California, Irvine, CA 92717 Volume 16, Number 4 Moses Trains Here Olympic Hurdler AS Gives OK for Makes Strides On Irvine Tmck Events Center by Ken Young AS Council Approves Specifications; New U staff Debates Questions of 'Compromise' An older woman, strolling up to the gate at the UCI track and by Keith Bush coercion of anything designed to field stadium two weeks ago, New U staff enhance this campus," Terry said. In addition, Terry told the coun- was told by a security guard that After expanded debate, the As- cil that "if you vote 'yes' on this, the track was strictly off limits. sociated Students of UC! Execu- I know a good psychiatrist for She peered onto the track to tive Council voted Thursday to observe a large group of men approve preliminary architectur- you." After lengthy and sometimes running around with tape mea- al plans for the proposed Campus heated discussion, the council un- sures, calculators and more high- Events Center. animously decided to table the is- tech hardware than George Lucas The plans suggest an $11 to $12 needed to shoot the whole Star million facility with 5,000 indi- sue unW Oct. 6. Wars trilogy. She finally spotted vidual seats. The building will Council Re~rsal the man responsible for all this house concerts, physical educa- At the Oct. 6 AS council meet- disruption- the most dominant tion, recreational and intercol- ing, Vice President for Adminis- track and field athlete in the legiate sports, and special events. trative Services Mai Nguyen said world, Olympic gold medalist and When this concept first was she had been disturbed by com- world record-holder in the presented to the council on Oct. ments made during the previous 400-meter hurdles, Edwin Moses. 4, several council members im- meeting that implied the propos- This was the scene when a mediately raised questions. ed facility had been downgraded team of technicians, biomechan- "I don't understand what the because of administration inter- ical researchers and training con- Campus Events Center Board is ference. sultants took over the UC! track up to;· Vice President for Aca- ·~rhis resolution came out of a for two days to conduct a revolu- demic Affairs Tom Davey said. Campus Events Center Board tionary type of biomechanical Davey reminded the council meeting, and not as the result of study of the Olympic star. that Rob Peirson, chairman of the manipulation by the administra- On the track with Moses sat CECB, had originally insisted on tion;· Nguyen told the council. about $600,000 worth of machin- SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS-ICS major Brad Fleishman enjoys a 6,000-seat facility. Davey also Following Nguyen's comments, unexpected freedom after a professor falled to show up for class. ery, mainly the cameras and con- stated that the economic study Peirson said that the immediate soles of a high-speed motion which was used in formulating need for 6,000 seats no longer analysis system, never before us- the plans was flawed. existed. ed in the field of athletics. This Committee Submits Report "Peirson made it a big issue that "That number was set by the new toy, known as the SP 2000, there would be no compromise:· athletic department and not by is basically a special videotaping Davey continued. "Why are we the students," Peirson explained. system capable of shooting 2,000 all of a sudden compromising on Peirson said that it came down frames per second (as opposed to Search for New Dean the basis of a flawed report?" to a choice be tween 6,000 seats. 30 in conventional filming) and half of which would be bleachers. then immediately playing the Nearing CoIDpletion Political Stifling and 5,000 seats, all of which tape back in slow motion to pro- Bennett Terry, commissioner of would be theater-type seating. vide the athlete with a precise External Affairs, believes the "We were afraid that if half the Committee chairman and Act- study of his technique, something by Glenn Claudi-Magousaen CECB compromise resulted from seats were bleachers, that some- ing Physical Sciences Dean never before possible. New U staff external pressure. how that would be where the stu- Robert Doedens said the commit- Moses, 28, is unbeaten in his Vice Chancellor William Lilly· "It looks to me like the typical dents ended up:· Peirson said. e has submitted a report which last 87 races. He has owned the man said last week .that the stifling by politics and community Continued on Page 6 he hopes will be the last one. The world record since 1976, just re- search for a replacement for search, which began late last cently lowering it to 47.02 in o utgoing Dean of Undergraduate Four Out of Six Bills Passed August at Koblen~. West Ger- spring, was limited to persons Studies Guy Sircello is almost now employed at UCJ, he said. Continued OD Page 12 completed. "I suspect [Lillyman] will move UC Student I.ob1!J1 Scoring Big fairly quickly, but that doesn't by Tom Grant mean that an announcement will New U staff Syst~e- ~in~~rs come soon," Doedens said. UC Student Lobby Director Miguel Ceballos is pleased with the suc- "Sircello announced in the A~ -~ lilcre&aies cesses student representatives have scored with the state legislature spring quarter his intent to resign in the past year. and his resignation will take ef- "Out of six bills that we sponsored in some form or another, four bf Glen a •fl*• -'• .-. to uc .,a.e111 . aa.n- fect at the end of the year," Lilly- Ve~ · were passed by the Assembly:· Ceballos said. 'That's a good record rw . .db.a Mieblel,..,...._ man said. Sircello has been dean if I've ever heard of one." TbeBoudol ...... -. UCLA Cbw:elkw a.iea E; . of undergraduate studies for five The four measures passed into law include: ed salary lncre11es tor dluicel-- Yoana. lniae <;banceBor DID- ye.ars, and for the preceding five lors aild chief~- ..., lefG.JJdriCb. Ir. recelwld a 6.4 • a financial-aid bill demanding an increase in state-supplied finan- years served under then-Humani- cial aid to offset fee increases; dais, but sallriel lot.top UCad- peKeDt 1ncrea1e. brinilnl bis ties Dean Lillyman as undergrad- • designation of September as "Student Voter Registration Month," miriistraton-ltill II& llpifk'Mt- annual salary-to $84,000. uate dean of humanities. ly behind thole pUI.,, COIDpaJlo in which student governments in state schools make a special effort UDdel'pUI Mmlnlllnl!»a "Ten years is a long time to be to register students to vote; able instibltions. ' . . involved in any dean's office on • a housing rights measure, which included provisions for student Determining the amount of the.~ ·Abo approved by this campus," Lillyman said. housing; and the increases was ..done by were increases for the Uni- • a bank practices reform bill "which indirectly but fundamental- looking at comparable insti~ ~ · Sircello said Friday that al- versity of California's five ly affected students," Ceballos said. tions . . . and the UC chancel- presidents, three laboratory though he had initially planned lors' salaries will still be at the directors, 1 treasurer, general to resign at the end of June, he . The two me~sures slapped down were bills attempting to end UC low end of the spectrum:• Fi- counsel and seeretary. The vice has told Lillyman he would be involvement m weapons research, which was rejected in the nance Committee Chairman presidents' new salaries will willing to stay on until the end of Assembly, and a health service scholarship program which was vetoed Stanley K. Sheinbaum so.!d. range from $78,000 to $93,000, the year. by Governor Deukmejian. The chancellors received in- the laboratory directors' from After the end of the year, Sir- "This has been one of the best years for the Student Lobby and creases ranging from 4.8 to 10.6 s9s.ooo to mo.ooo. cello says he will go on sabbati-· the Student Body President's Council:' Ceballos said. percent, the largest increases Continued OD Page 8 cal until fa ll, when he will return Ceballos explained that the Student Lobby relies upon close con- to teaching full time at UCL tacts with key legislators and aides. Continued on Page 7 2 I October 11, 1983 NEWS NEWS October 11, 1983 I 3 News In Brief Pdrking Undergoes Dwight Stones Speaks by Clndl Seaman rhe program can be obtain- ed by writing to the CIC An 'Attitlide' Change New U staff by Greg Hardesty Reception Held for Irvine Olympians Minorities Fellov.-ships Pro- New U stall Recognition for gram, ll l Kirkwood Hall. Faculty Members Indiana University. Bloom- ':4 university is an organization of individuals, by Cindy Sand~n ed the benelits of college ington, IN 47405, or by call- entrepreneurs, and professors, all held together New U staff athletic scholarships, but Several faculty members ing toll-free at (800) by a common grievance over parking." Olympic medalist Dwight noted that amateurs in this have received ne'N appoint- 457-4420. -Clark Kerr, former UC President Stones was guest speaker at country are expected to ments and awards for con- the "Olympian Awards make a living outside of tributions to the campus "Parking is such a personal issue:· says Leon Schwartz. sports in addition to train- "and I don't think the campus community is very tol- Ceremony" Thursday at and the community. OC Internships ing and competing year- erant of the complexities involved with it." which 29 of UCJ's once and Chemistry Professor Now Available round. Schwartz, vice-chancellor for business and admin- future Olympians were Mare Taagepera has receh·- The UC!-Washington. D.C. istrative affairs, is now in the position to do something honored and given com- "This gives our Eastern ed an appointment to the Internship Program. spon- . about the parking controversy. memorative plates donated Bloc counterparts a decid- Cu rriculum Development sored by the Career Plan- Over the summer, Schwartz reorganized the parking by the University Book- ed advantage," Stones said. and Supplementary Mater- ning and Placement Center. and transportation services by removing them from the store. "They don't discard the ials Commission. is no""' accepting applica- jursidiction of the campus poUce department. athlete who is just now Dr. Jean Felton. clinical tions for spring and sum- Gold medalists Jennifer professor of community His move was sparked by an investigation last year leaving college." mer O.C. internships. of the parking and transportation services by a sub- Chandler-Ainslie (diving), and environmental medi- The program is part of a Bill Toomey (decathlon), cine. has received the committeee- of the Academic Senate, which recom- In 1978, Stones was sus- system""·ide effort to place mended the removal of parking services from Police and world champion Greg Health Achievement in In- students in internship posi- Louganis {diving} were pended from competition Chief Mike Michell. in the Amateur Ath letic dustry .Ai.ward from the tions to experience hov.· among those called to cen- Attitude Change Union for "improperly allo- American Occupational our government functions ter stage by Chancellor cating" the $33,400 he won Medical ...\ssociation. in rec- by actually being a part of "I wanted to take a stronger role and have the park- Daniel Aldrich. Most of the ognition of personal service as a competitor in the "Su- it ing unit report directly to me;· said Schwartz, who now VIPs left their seats just in advancing occupational perstars" television series. Over 200 placements directly oversees UC! Parking Administrator Sandy Jong enough for a hand- health. Du bbed "The Mouth That \•dth senators. congressmen The University Town ning commission." Croswell, and Bill Parton, who manages UCIMC park- shake and a shy smile, but • 0 Dr. John ~-hiteley. vice Soars" by Sports Illustrated and - ~·omen. and special in· Center "will be a tun and Guido said that she would ing. kayaker Bill Leach stole the · I ~'-' chancellor for student ai- magazine, the outspoken terest groups are available. Irvine Town Center: exciti ng place tor both peo- like to see the University "It's more of an attitude change than an organiza- microphone: "The person LAURELS FOR TH E ATHLETES- Dwight Stones was fairs. has received the Pub- high jumper remains a ma- A general information ple from the campus and Town Center more student- tional change;· Schwartz explained. "I'm trying to make handjng out those plates among those given commemoration plates by jor force in the drive to re- licauon in Counselor Edu· session "·ill be held Thurs- surrounding residents.'" ac- oriented and less like an or- the service side of parking the most visible. ln the past, means a great deal to us;· Chancellor Aldrich during the "UCI Goes to the Olym· Construction Near form AAU policy. cation and Supervision day. Oct. 13 at 11 a.m. in cording to Snipes. dinary shopping center. the emphasis has been on regulation:' . said the Olympian alumnus. pi es" presentation. ,\\11ard from the ..\ssociation '"The basic structures Schwartz said he is "quite pleased" with the new park· Student Ser.. ·ices I. Room City Councilwoman Distraught Marian Guido, an Irvine "He's the greatest athletic "Foreign athletes don't fo r Counselor Education 203. For further informa- have been determined.'" ing operations thus far, which were aided this year by Stones complained about city council member, ex- supporter the university has Competing Again holding the '84 Games in understand what this smog and Supervision. tion contact A.na Pereira at Gu ido said, "but there's still the addition of 1,100 new spaces, more signs, and what Over 'Boring' Ground Plans pressed a different opinion. ever had." Already a medalist in '72 Los Angeles ("I thought, stuff really is. They think it's Dr. Eleanor Saltzer. direc· 856-6881 ··soring. Simply awful;· hope. Students may have he calls "a better attitude" among transportation ser~ restaurant and shops. Valley and '76, Stones is going for gee, how boring not to get something that will grab tor of nursing research and by Keith Bush some ir.put about how cer- personnel. Federal Savings and Loan Guido said. vice Stones on Scholarships the gold again. At 30, he'll them and stomp on them. quality assurance at the !llew U staff ''I've been hearing good things;· Schwartz said, "and to go anywhere for the Poison Center will occupy the financial In the keynote address be ". . . the oldest high Olympics"), but the home- "I try to promote that CCI f\.1edical Center and as· Students "·ill be able to there aie spaces available on campus every day. 1 sus-- center. .-4nother buildi ng 'I don't see why students would jumper to participate, if I idea when traveling." s1stant clinical professor at Walk for Bucks pect people can always park within a IO-minute walk that followed, Jrvine resi- town advantage has pro- cross a bridge ne>.i tall from \\-'iii house a multi-screen Stones said. the CCI College of \1ed1- CCI will host the iirst an- even want to go over there .. : dent Dwight Stones ~iscuss: am able to do so." duced an enthusiast. Gate\\--a.y Qu ad to a large re- theater and miscellaneous from where they are going:' c1ne. has been named a fel· nual 101' 11·alk for the CCI tail and entertainment com- - Marian Guido shops. A family restaurant. Shopping Mall Mentality lov.- of the American ..\ca· Reg"lonal Poison Center on ple.x. if e,·er:-1hing proceeds a hotel and a shop pavillion derny of \urs1ng Sarurday, Oct. 2~ The IA"a lk according to the plans oi "They're building a ped- tain space is utilized. as well Schwartz said that the campus parking problem, if "·ill also be located in Uni- estrian bridge across Cam- as futu re development.'' one actually does exist, is one ·of convenience. Awards Offered v.·ill be held on campus anC tne Jni.ne Company and versity Town Center. v.·i!J ieature a continenta. cc. pus Drive. but I don"t see ..We can't rely solely on "It shouldn't surprise anyone that on a campus de- To Minorities breakfast before the even: ...\cc ording to \\.a rren A Syml>olic link \\'hy students would even UCI to make the Town Cen- signed as a circle with a park in the middle, people are The Committee on lnsn· refreshment oootns alon~ Srupes.. director of de ..·elop- The pedestrian bridge want to go over there-ex- ter a success. We need to going to have to park on the perimeter,'' he said. tutional Cooperation {CIC tne course and a picnic ment for the Irvine Com· linking the compfex to the cept rouse the post office." dra"' people from a much "There's a shopping mall mentality that exists in ~1inorities Fellov.-ships Pro- lunch aher\•1ards pan~-"s Commercial Divi- campus will be equally Guido said. larger area:· Sni pes ex· Southern California. People just expect to get the most gram "·ill a~·ard more than The Poison Cenrer has sion. the fi rs! ohase. due to funded by UC! and the Ir- ""The Irvine Company plained. ··However. UC! is a optimum parking space with the least amount of walk- 50 four-year fellov.-sh1ps in been ser...-1ng Orange Coun- begin this mo'nth. IA·ill con- vine Company. told the council that they very important market to ing. The basic plan of the campus doesn't accommo- 1984 to minority students t\· residents ana medical sist of five principal build· Campus Architect David had extensive university in- us." date this.'' seeking doctorates in the Proiess1onals for 25 years ings.. ;o.;euman said the bridge is put. which we took to mean Some of the features Schwartz said UC! has over 9,000 parking spaces, sec- social sciences.. humanities. by pro\;ding information Replacing the present Ir· being built primarily for students." Guido related. Guido thinks might be ap- ond only ·to. UC Berkeley. the sciences and engineer· on accidental ingestion of vine Tov.-n Center v.·il! be a safety reasons. "but it's also "But we found out that it propriate fo r the center and "People from other areas say to me, 'There's no park- ing. poison: medical treatment farmer's market. health a symbolic link between came strictly from the w hich are-currently not in- ing problem here: At other campuses, you can't even The fello""·ships provide for anemp!ed suicide \.\·ith tood restaurant. fast food Town and Gown." chancellor and the plan- Continued on Page 8 bring your car," he said. tuJJ tuition and an annual drugs: animal or insect Schwartz remarked that most people aren't aware stipend of at least S6.000 bites: and food poisoning that parking and transportation services is completely H you're a Sgt. Pepperonl's pizza, that ls- smothered with sauce made from peeled and crushed pear tomatoes. melted N'f 65 1 E FIRST SffiEET I 1 ~ I at West Ya, le loop at Newport Blvd tions for la1l 1984 is Jan. 15. Route s ; , Orange. C.~ tO Sc:bwartz, who said each new parking space costs __ ,,, ..... Detailed intoonation about 92668. about $1,000. NEWPORTBEACH =. ,= 't' 2300 SE BR ISTOL $1.0FF I L.OFF$ ,••• WE'RE GONNA SHOW YO U HOW TO Tldtet R!Venue, he said, averages $50,000 annually, btwl"I Campus & Jamboree I 0"1 '""Tht Speeler Of any cuatom SancfWld'L 0"1 wry _... ptzta. OI" 1 ol1 O"l any ha!! PIU3 I baH of wbic:h to the County of Orange, and the 5U-81574 One coupon per sc>ee1a:I 0t ~ I ()'19 ccupon per ptna I aoes L------••••EXPIRES EXPIRES 11).25-831 ___ _ reSt to help fund al.teroative methods of campus tnins- lG-25-83•·------I START THE YEAR OFF rta · . such as the UCl/l/ClMC shuttle service. IDGHT?
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I'd rather HI, f\f.L . 6 R_ A v £ 5 ! Yo u? New Surgery 'Renaissance Man' Delves uanquiry is a weekly feature of see something like the U.N. set up 1 ·,, so that there was a more equita- v by Brett An derson the New U. Quotations are taken • 1 New U staff from random interviews with stu- ble distribution of power, so thal H/, WOULD ...., Into Production Theory dents and staff it wasn·t as inept at handling in- In an experiment con- ternational disputes as it seems to YOU LIKE:. ducted at the UC Irvine Hu- by Brad Graves Miller, producer. play." be. It certainly isn't cost-effective., man Performance L:tbora- New U staff One answer for this, he Do you think that the United An Historical Shadow but it's better than nothing. /,, tor y, doc tors have demon- During last year's Cam- said, ··was to have children Nations is worth the money TO DANCE? the United States puts into it, strated that patients suffer- pus Lecture series, John Miller discussed the prob- read the parts, because they ing fr om torn knee carti- lems in presenting an au- don't add the e motion or considering what it accom- HE. Y UH. ~ 11. Houseman recounted how 1 lage recover much more ra- thentic Shakespeare play as mannerisms that p rofes- plishes? 1 HJ FJ5H l'M 01(.AY he and Orson Welles ran WHA.T ..5 pidly when a relatively new around New York doing it would have appeared in sio nal actors do:· Miller de- Juliette Sanford. Economics WITH scribed the "dada shock" of Jennifer Colony, Fine Arts HOW ARE surgical technique known drama during the Depres- the Globe Theatre in Eliza- It's worth the TH£ .. . as a rthroscopy is utilized. ··seeing such enormous. I suppose the HE. '5 IN AN sion. Ray Bradbury told au- ibethan England. money we put This technique differs titanic e motions being per- - United Nations A 55£ R-T1 \/EN£5S diences about the genesis As with any work of art. into it because YA? fro m arthrotomy (the tradi- fo rmed by children." ·~ is effective in of his \VOrks a nd exhorted Mi ller said, much is lost we're such a big T RAINING helping some tional method) in that doc- his listeners to follow their with the passage of time. Miller does not agree power, and we PR.OGRAI"\ tors make small puncture world problem ~ drean1s. Productions are even hard- with th is method. nor does 'I should assume situations, but ' holes instead of la rge inci- But Jonathan Miller, bill- some responsib il ity in the world as a humanitarian organizati on, sio ns. according to Ca rl os ed as "The Amazing Jona- forum. It's obviously necessary in I it is too political. Prietto. an assistant adjunct than Miller: Re naissance our world to strive for peace, and ~ professor Of surgery at the Man of the Arts," did some- A lecture-an honest-to-goodness ( feel that we, a:s a super-power, ~: California College of Medi- thing truly amazing Tu es- • Andy Shodiss, Economics classroom-type lecture. AMAZING - Renaissance man Jonathan Miller used should have a hand in achieving The Anonymous Column cine. A fiber-optic instru- day night. I think the Arie Hornreich, Psychology a surprising approach toward lecturing. that. l see the United Nations as ment is inserted into these He gave a lecture- an money we con- ..-...... I t hink it's a very important organization. smaller holes to probe the honest-to-goodness class- medium \vhich is utterl:Y in- tribute to the worth the mon- er to reconstruct because he agree with throwing out peare productions "always '.'1111... "Can't You Take a Joke?" damaged tissues and locate room·type lecture. appropriate to Shakes- United Nations ey. The United by Neal Shusterman individual actors and pro- the producer altogether, look like photographs ol the cartilage that must be Act ually. it put a few peo- the ti n1e. Yo u see strange peare." he said. Miller pre- .J. 'lit... is going for a States has, in NewU staff ducers add their own inter- \vhich he says makes removed. ple to sleep and sent a few 1930s Brill-creamed heads fe rs live performances on a good cause, be- pretations. "A fter only five Shakespeare ··ctrab" and the past, and "The only difference between children and adults is that children "The smaller pu ncture scurrying fo r the door simple stage. cause our goal is to have peace notably in Cen- "rudderless:· stuck out of strange cos- have someone to tell them when they 're being petty and childish." holes are a lot less trauma- when the question and an- years:· Miller said, "the throughout the world. If we had Richard Zumwal~ Social tum es. tral America. used the U.N. to at- - Anonymous tic for the patient," Prietto original essence of a pro- He said entrances and ex· to pay 100 percent of the money Ecology swer session began. But But he is aghast at the "There is no way we can tain a little more control. The U.S. said. Juction is lost:· its are a problem on tele- the United Nations used, I think Early last week, the presid ent of .l\.SUC I was found smeared all over then, academics aren't as idea of the producer taking leap over our historical The United didn't look as bad because we act- In a three-year research Shakespeare is even vision. "Ifs rather ambig- it would still be worth it. the front page of the New U and was rushed to UCIMC , the closest interesting as persona! his- too much liberty, such as shadow," he said. Nations is an ed as a neutral force sent by the project to determine th e dif- more difficull to reconstruct uous what you're doing important part hospital with a shame unit, to have his ego pumped. The tale is not tori es. setting Shakespeare in con- U.N . The U.N. a lso helps us have fe re nces in muscle strengths, Mill er did not tell us, for because the texts contain From Text to Tube when you leave the screen." Dave Doleshal, Social Science ~ of the process a pretty one. This is the untold story. centration camps. a hand in foreign relations with two groups of patients example, how he worked practically no stage direc- Englishman Miller com- he said. "The edge of the , We delinitely of trying to iron other countri es because of the The Initial Incident: Skip Coomber was at a fraternity party and who were operated on with with Dudley Moo re in Be- tions. "He never wrote If Shakespeare had want- plained that there wasn't sc reen is not cuntiguous - out our inter- strong support we give the U.N. told a bad joke. Unfortunalely, a member of the KUCJ staff was th ere, r .i"I need something the arthroscopic technique yond th e Frin ge. He did not down his intentions, the ed producers to add their enough Shakespeare in the with the dressing roon1." Jlike the United national diffi culties. It needs to be It makes us look as if we're inter- a nd he just happened to be broadcasti ng li ve at the time, and it just r showed significa ntly less tell us about his BBC pro- way Bernard Shaw awfully own ideas to his plays, Mil- United States, and half- Nations, but I located in a free society like the ested in the welfare of other na- happened that the signal collided \Vit h the six o'clock news, spreading motion impairmen! at !he d uction Th e Body in Ques- and dismally did;' Mi ll er ler said, "all he had to do joki ng!y commented that When asked about future don't think the United States. I don't think it tions by putting our interest in the message to most of Sout hern Ca lifornia. end of the recovery peri od. tion, or about his two new said. was say, 'Hamlet: watch this the BBC productions on plans, Mille r said he want- U.N. is nearly as would work in a country like the something that would help out Action is Taken: The Women's Resource Center was appalled. and medical books, or about the He added that if Shakes- space'." PBS performed "a certain ed to leave drama and go Ieffective·as it ought to be or could Soviet Union. these other countries. promptly ordered Skip a nd anyone who laughed at the tasteless joke The development of arth- peare and his acting com- Mille r concluded that au- sort of missionary func- back to clinical research. to be put to death instantly. roscopic surgery is parti- logisti cs of bein g a neurol- ~uth or pany had provided expl icit thentic reproduction was tion." ··rve done more or less Coomt>er Pleads His Case: To even the score. Skip lold the lollow- cularly important to ath- ogist as well as an a nd producer of theatre directions for producing impossible. He said that But Miller doesn't think everything I've wanted to ing joke: "Whal's the d ilference between a fratern ity boy and a Lam- letes because of the rela- one play, they would have photographs ol old Shakes- TV is the an!'wer. "This is a do:· he said. borghini." Answer: 'l.amborghini s have stick shifts." tively short recovery time. and opera. .. With the arthroscopic He did talk about Shakes- fi lled eight volumes of a Police Beat The Men's Resource Center was instantly infuriated and demand- thousand pages each. technique. short-term re- peare, a nd a little bit about by Jean Amendola ber. facu lty member and studenl, ed that the slanderous statements cease. But no such text exists, so ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arrest: Arrested at Bridge and covery is quite dra matic the 12 BB C Shakespeare New U staff Mesa Road for outstanding war- respectively. Total losses: $33. Coomber Pleads His Case Again : "Some of my best fri e nds are Shakespeare needs inter- frate rnity boys,'' Skip said. where an athlete is con- producti ons he he lped pro- ~ ~ ieptember 29, 1983 rants. a UCI affiliate was later Traffic Collision: A fe nder- duce. The main subject of pretation. "But interpreta- T~e !ewish Stude nt Union was outraged, claiming that this was cerned, because he is able Field Interview: A UCI affil- booked at QC Jail. BAIL: S801. bender in lot 4 caused minor his talk was the theory of tions," Miller said, ··can be plag1ansm. The saying is supposed to go, "Some of my best fri ends to participate much sooner:· ·ate was questioned by police af- damage to two cars owned by producti on, not Jonathan wrong and can spoil the October 3, 1983 a re Jewish," they said. Prietto said. er he was found sleeping in his Medical Aid: A UCI affiliate non- UC! affiliates. l.ar in parking lot 6 at 2:25 a.m. Missing Person: UC IMC slaff Coomber Accused of Racism: The Black Student Uni on became who left a suicide note at hi s irate, claiming that it is just like society to absolutely forget aboul DelTac Q ;. Grand Theft: A stall member's residence was contacted by UC! reported tha t a male. 29 yea rs, i~ ~ and not me ntion them. Skip placated the m by telling one of your black Porsche 911, license police. After convincing the of- 5' 7". heavy buil d, brown hair with ASPEN. THEWERL. was stolen from the a thin moustache. \Vho was under favorites and mine, "H ow did He ll en Ke ller burn her ear?" ~ ~ fice rs he was e motionally stable . Coomber is Attacked: The Disabled Stude nts Union hanged Skip THERE'S ~ ~ UC IM C parking structure. for the moment, he agreed to talk tempora ry custody fail ed to ~ ~ Arrest: A staff member was ar- return from a one-hour, on- in effi gy. stat1.ng th at if it were up to them, they'd kick him fr om here SHOW YOUR VAT.ID lo a counselor and was transport- to San Fra ncisco. ONLY ONE. rested, cited and released at Har- ed to the Counseling Center. grounds pass. The subject. who ~ ~ vard and University streets for has a history of violence, was last The Gay and Lesbian St udent Union did not like this comnlent. and It's !he one with 4 mountains Theft: A polaroid camera lock- The one with blue skies and ~ ~ driving without a license. seen wearing a white T-shirt and attacked the Disabled Students Union. h1ean\vhile the Mens Resource /re5h powder. ~ ASB CARD ~ ed in a narcoti cs closet at UCIMC The one with Vic1orian charm . . . Center publicati on, Himvin e. denounced Coombe r as .. a subhuman blue jeans. <1nd specli1cular mghtlife. September 30, 1983 was reported miss in g by a UC I af- piece of primordial slime." ~ ~ False Fire: UC! Police and QC Theft: A wallel was removed /l's lhe one eueiyone !iJ/Jcs fifiate. No signs of forced entry With little hope left. Coomber fell on the steps of the Hispanic Stu- ~ " 'l\TT\ RECEIVE ~ Fire Department responded to a were found. LOSS: Si61. from the unattended purse of a It's incomparable. ~ .r:u~ u ~ student in the Science Lecture dent Uni on only to be beaten with a rake by ex-AS President Diane """"'l(s affordiJb/e . Code Red alarm on the fourth Theft: The removal of a pair of It 's during ~rter Btuk. ~ Sandoval. who kept repeating. ··1 told you you couldn't hack it, r told - - floor stairwell in UCIMC Building swim trunks from his HOB office Hall. LOSS: S2.50. /(s Npen aod the All Cal Theft: A rear California license you you couldn't hack it .. ... Winier Camfoa/. ~ ~ l. The cause of the alarm was due prompted a UC I affiliate to make This is wfwl you ·11 find watt· plate, 128 BSJ, was stolen from a to a smoke detector that had a report. LOSS: $5. ~oo mber Reforms: Left destitute and blood y, Skip denounced his ing for you at the Aft Cat Winter car parked in lot C of UCIM C. Carnival: ~ ~ been activated for unknown rea· ~v ii ways, and began fresh by telling the innocuous joke, "Why do Free Party! with Budweiser ~ ~ sons. There were no signs of This week score: Theft s, 6; f1re men wear red suspenders?" Broomb.>11 ~ ~ October 4, 1983 S Oeli.u:e Accommodations 10% smoke or fire. Theft: A UCI affiliate reported field inte rviews, 2; grand theft Free Races ~ ~ Coomber's House Demolished: The incensed Fireman's Local 106 Free On·Th c·Mounl.ain Picnic False Alarm: A manual pull the theft of a table umbrella from auto, 2; false alarms, 3; arrests, 3; Free Refreshments on Ifie Bus ~ ~ a larm box was activated on the the patio at the University Cen- medical aid, 2; mi scella neous, 3. got revenge, call ing Skip an agent from hell who continues pro- Ice Sculplure Contest outside of Steinhaus Hall near the pagating the archaic my th about fireme n wearing red suspe nders. Free Dances Sponsored by ~. DISCOUNT WITH ANY ~ ter. LOSS: SJ 00. Crime Stopping Hint: BudWt'ixr vending machines. No sign of Distu rbance: A student re- Meanwhi le, the AS Council had, as a public service, constructed 5:udcnls from B UC C,ampuses ~ ~ Be aware. Incidents involving the a ~ 0 -f o?t aluminum pole so people will have it there not to touch Free &dl>eise:r Jactazi Parties smoke or fire was found. ported annoying and threatening theft of clothing {jackets. coats. Prizes by: ~ ~ Field Interview: Two UCI af- phone calls from her ex-boy- Skip w1th . The AS Council a lso came up with the following amend- Nordica &Jols/ Harr Skis ~ FOOD PURCHASE ~ gloves, and accessories such as ments to the AS constitution. known forma lly as The Coomber Look Bindings/&xiweiser filiates were questioned whe n fr iend. Don ·1 forget_ Aspen and the umbrellas) and other va luables Doctrine. ~ ~ they were found lurking around Medical Aid: After cutting his A ll Cill ilre no1ed no1. only for are always on the increase durinB 1) An_AS president may not tell the following joke: "Wha t did the {Ull. but also for SKIING. 'itxl ·u the north side of the Administra- finge r, a staff member fainted in the fa ll and winter months. Don'j hiJUC 5 full days.. tion building at 10:10 p.m. They Black H1S pamc Asian Rabbi say to the Polish Iranian Irish priest when THE ONE AND ONLY ML '- at this location only: '- the Mesa Court Commons. Para- leaue your personal items unat- CAL wtrrrER CARNIW. were a dvised to leave the area, medics responded and treated shE '."'w Hellen Keller chasing after a WASP with a dead baby, scream- ~ ~ tended for even a short period 0 1 mg Mommy, Mommy'?" Answer: "T here goes the neighborhood." and complied. the victim. tim e A quick trip away from you1 ASPEN Information: The discovery of Grand Theft: A non-UCI af- 2) An AS president may tell Soviet jokes, but only fo r a few more THERE"S ONLY ONE. '- 4547 Campus/Campus Valley Center ~ coat or book bag may become a weeks. a .22 calibe r bullet on the floor filiate reported that betwee n 6:J 5 very expensive experience. Many of the Heritage Room during a and 7:15 p.m. unknown person(s) 3) An A5 presiden"t must be a membe r of a frate rnity or sorority, ~ (across from UCI campus) ' lfems are not stolen, but are mere- but must not act like a member of such. Fun Club dance was reported by removed his blue Ford pickup, ly misplaced. If yo u lose or find ~ ~ a citizen. California license 588J5Z, from 4) An AS president must not be caught sneezing without a hand- ,\Sl'CN SKIING COMrAN) personal property, contact th < kerchief near a New U photographer. 1983 lot C at UCIMC. wst and Found Section at the UC October 2, 5) Skip Coomber can only tell short jokes. ;. offer expires 12/5/83 ~ Arrest: A non-UCI affiliate UC m VINE SKI CWB was October 5, 1983 lb/ice Department. Telephone: . After having his foot removed from his stomach by Caesarea n sec- booked a t OC Jail after being ar- The ft: Parking permits were 856-6J97. Christmas c\1i ki Trip Courtesy of tion, Coomber was in good spirits. He stated that from now on, so ~ NOT VAL.ID ON DRIVE:fHRU rested at Conejo, Mesa Court for stolen from three cars in Jots II, MAKE flESER\/AriONS EARLY Oct . 12. 1983 ~ Sgt. Dennis Powe rs as not to ottend anyone, whenever he te lls a joke he will remain M u<<: \l\lo nna l i
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This in dividual obviously did vival the supreme value are de- Marian Vagconis. Sport~ Editor but there are two points which I nol have the personal qualities claring that there is nothing they Rebecca Swett. En1enainmen1 Ed1101 fee l must be set ri ght. necessa ry to appreciate such a Joe O choa, Photo Editor will not betray. In the first place. the article re- gentlemanl y rush a ff air. We pur- ASSISTANT EDITORS fe rred to the fa culty of the con- UTHMAN A. SHUDIPE posely chose a cultured rush pro- Glenn Claudi-Magnusse n, Ne..,.,,~ centration as historians. Not so. Barbara del Rio . Fine Art~ gram to contrast \Vith the pro- Carter Kirkwood George, Film While we have several histor- • grams of ot her fraternities. whe re Lloyd Ja nsen . Music ians. and I am one myself, we also Is this UC Irvin e, and is it 1983? rock music, women a nd alcohol Mark Shcldone, Photo have faculty from Engli sh, Ru s- Aft er reading the Oct. 4 issue of are present. Our men try to avoid La urie Ja ne Brown. Advertising Manager sian. Co1n parative Cu lture, An- the New U, specifi ca lly the guest those distractions at all costs. and Mark Koe nig, Ad Productton Manager thropology, and Art Hi story opinion by co-authors Frank you will not see them a t our K Rossi Becomes Eligible Motels Poloists Get by Trojans Make With Help of Newcomer by Rob Gerstley Music a nd junior Jeff Campbell made New U staff two goals each in Sunday's game. -Pagel6 film • music • fine arts The water polo team defeated Freshman goalie Mark Maize! the Trojans of USC 7-6 at Newport played a large part in the win · Ha rbor High last Sunday in an- with nine saves. other come-from-behind victory. With the Joss of first -team All- October 11, 1983 I 13 Senior Stefano Rossi scored th e American goalie John O'Brien. Ir- tying and winning goals. Rossi, vine was questionable in the goal ~~~~~~FILM~~~~~~~ the "Italian Stallion." became position. Maize! has put all those Nothing Raises Caine eligible just three days before the doubts to rest with 69 saves in 12 , , •· ~ game. He comes to UC! two yeaJS UC! games. .. s-...,..- , after playing fo r the Italian Na- In earlier action. the Anteaters Like 'Educating Rita' lionaf Team. Rossi hopes to return lost to UCLA 10-4. Junior David by Rebecca Swett home a nd play for Italy in the Rodda netted t\11.'D goals. with education will linger: undollbtedly longer New U staff 1984 Olympics. Maizel turning back 10 Bruin than that of your own. The poloists were excited by shots. ucr was 7-4-l after the Every moviegoer, regardless of taste or Trapped by the dreary, confining world Rossi's eligibility. "We are expect- weekend split. fancy, has a list of all-time favorites or must- of the English lower class, Rita (Julie Walters) longs for an education, not with ing Rossi to add a lot of offense Results of the .~nteater road sees. Educating Rita will make more lists .... than misses. designs on upward social mobility, but to our team:· junior David Rod- trip to Stanford. Berkeley and ...... - it strictly because she's fascinated with pre- da said. Pacific were not available by - It's essential that this is said straight away. tense- so much so that she opts for virtual Se nior Tony Choquehuanca press time. Even if you don't read another word, you anonymity by changing her name to "Rita,'' will have got the most valuable recommen- the name of a glamorous heroine of a dation it's been my privilege to offer in DEFEN S IVE POWER- An Irvine poloist readies to block a goal attempt ins recent game at Newport dime-store novel, to leave behind the Susan Harbor High School. quite some time. she'd always been. For a film having so many theoretical In spite of her husband's disdain, Rita en· •• strikes against it, Educating Rita triumphs rolls in a literature tutorial at the Open Men's, Women's Cross Country Teams Fare like no other movie this year. True, there University. Jronically, her professor, Frank are no high-tech special effects, no heaven- Bryant (Michael Caine), is the embarrass- ly bods in bikinis or muscle shirts. and ment of the faculty; his drinking and his Well at the Prestigious Aztec Invitational Michael Caine is no Travolta on the dance undisciplined approach to teaching leave floor. There's not even a marketable sound· by Lisa Escobar him so cynical that he prefers to belittle his junior Joe Rubio (S lst, 32:06). track. But long after the Flash Dance shirts New U staff Zi ka (3 5th, 18:14). sophomore students for wasting time chasing dead ,__- . ju nior Sean Evans (53rd. 32:08), Wendy Simmons (5 5th. 18:44), have healed and the light sabers been tuck- poets rather than taking time to mold them CAINE'S FAVORITE-In the scene Michael Caine named as his favorite in the fil m, Pacing its toughest competition and junior Greg Rafijah (63rd. junior Beth Taft (79th, 19:15) and ed away, the human experience of Rita's as scholars. Continued on PaA"e 15 Frank (Caine) realizes just how educated Rita (Julie Walters) has become. of the season so far, the men·s and 32:19). ju nior Janine Dube (95th, 19:36). women's cross~ ountry teams tra- ··Four of our seven runners "This was the best finish in UC! veled ro San Diego State to com- were running their first 10,000 women's cross-country history at Shaffer's 'Amadeus' pete in the prestig ious Aztec In- meters, so it was a big adjustment a major invitational. Everyone on vitational last Satu rday. fo r the.rn." head coach Vince the team ran a good race. They The men placed si xth in their O'Boyle said. beat some big teams and should fi rst big tfst, w ith 146 points be- ··we started out too hard at the Mozart Plays South Coast Rep by Ken Young keep improving as the season hind winner Arizona (29 points). start and as a result suffered in his plot. The play is structured as Salieri's confes· New U staff goes on,'" O'Boyle said of the by Francesca The women finished third. cap- the last o ne and a half to two Sawaya sion to the .. ghosts of the future.. (the audience) The fou r-match winning streak of the women's volleyball team women. New staff tu ring 14 1 points while Cai Poly miles of the race." U about what actually occurred. came to an abrupt end this week with losses to UC Santa Barbara A second squad of runners was and Loyola Ma rymount. San Louis Obispo claimed the Coach O'Boyle hopes that the sent to the ..\.11 -Cal Invitational For those who, like myself, have ruminated long What emerges as the play advances is not a final crown with 24 points. experience gained at the Aztec on their own mediocrity, there is finally an excel- solution to the mystery of Mozart's death, for in On Tuesday, the team traveled to Loyola and took it on the chin also held last Saturday. The men Senio r Mark Ru e las (s ixth lent play, currently bein g shown at South Coast fact Mozarfs death begins to mean very little in from the Lions. going down in three games J5-J2, 15--8, I S ~7. will better prepa re the men for ran to a fift h place showing, led place, 30:3 7), sophomore Rick the Stanford Invitational. Repertory's Mainstage theater, devoted entirely to the play. Rather, it is a theatrically brilliant por- Earlier in the week, the Anteaters were beaten by 12th ranked by junior Mike Willens with a UCS B. Dodson (27th, 31:32) and senior Out in front for the women was 17th place time of 26:36. The us. trayal of the frustrations of an apparently uncar- Danny Marti nez (2 8th, 31:36) Amadeus. written by Peter Shaffer. is the story ing. unintelligible, unjust but endlessly powerful On Saturday night at Crawford Hall, a large crowd watched as senior Lisa Go nzales with a women, who did not run with a were the top finishers fo r the fo urth pla ce fin ish of 17:20. She of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart from the age of 26 fate. Irvine played a highly emotional match with the Gauchos, ultimate- fu ll team , were led by senior Kel· when reached the court, until his pre- ly fa llin g 15-8, 15-IO. 5-15. 15-5. men. Other point winne rs were was fo llowed by junior Lorraine ly Ringer (16th, 19:33) and junior he Viennese This play is about frustration: the frustration of mature death in or rather, it is the story of junior Mike Carlton (34th, 31 :46), Mercado (20th, 1-7: 57), junio r Sue Cathy Casserly (17th, 20:05). 1791; a man who sacrifices everything at the ··altar of Mozart's last 10 years as seen through the eyes of art" and is rewarded unly with the knowledge of the respectable, ambitious, but very mediocre his own mediocrity. Instead of giving genius, or lengthening his stride. Don Shapiro, to ope rate the Edwin Moses was doing some- Italian composer Antonio Salieri. even fame, to Sa\ieri, God chooses to grant these Moses: High.'.fech Training As it is now, Edwin Moses runs mega-buck camera equipment. th ing fishy at a highly restricted 13 stri des between each hurdl e, .. Edwin is a sweetheart to Both at Mozart's death and at Salieri's death, it gifts to a whining, crude, childish, almost imbecilic Continued from Page 1 ~orko u t down in Irvine, there the only man in the world was reported by various sources, including Salieri's Mozart. SaJieri fights a paradoxically successful segments of his race a round the cap- shoot. He knows exactly what to may be a significant psych-out ABSOLUTELY MOZART- Antonio Salleri (Den Ke m), center, ls inform- pupil Beethoven, that Salieri had poisoned Mozart. and unsuccessful battle against his God. a God em- many. This new technology, curve a nd on th e straightaway, able of doin g that fo r a n e ntire do. And when you·re having factor at work. e d of the activities of Moza rt by his ventlceffl (Hal Landon, Jr. and which aHows him to carefully without any hurdles. Then he was 400- meter race. Cooper plans to problems he can help you out," John Ellington)- ft is from this unsolved mystery that Shaffer builds bodied by Mozart. Continued on Page 17 scrutinize his form. is necessary shot again wit h the hurdles. cut Moses' strides down to 12. Shapiro said. "'It gives me a mental boost in fo r him to improve at the rate he "Edwin's got to have a perfect Cooper reduced the benefits of The invaluable biomechanical being able to analyze my form desires for the 1984 Los Angeles 10 to match himself against:· Vil- the fo rm a nalysis to the precise insights w hich Moses will get and think about it. But if the com- Olympics. lagrana e.' Intergraph Corporation was We will be on campus to recruit in establi shed in 1969 as a high the following disciplines: technology research, engi neering, and consulting company. Today Intergra ph is a leading manufacturer • Electrical Engineering of turnkey interactive graphics • Mechanical Engineering systems. 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After all, those Eq uis sportswear today. And remember to are fo reign words. And anyone in college eat your peanut butter and jelly sand- knows people who )Near stuff with fore ign wic hes over the sink. TICKET October 11, 1983 I 17 16 I October 11, 1983 TICKET 'Men's Singles' AMADEUS: On Frustration Motels Make Out Like Bandits with 'Little Robbers' Co ntinu~ from Page 13 Motels/ little Robbers (Capital Records) lovers' gloom on previous Motels' records, the album ends This play could not stand with "Footsteps," an optimistic number about Davis' hope To lavish a little more Some pop/ rock bands come out with their own unique on its meri t alone; it defi- praise, the production is fo r loves to come. Director Rudd Takes the Lead at SCR style, and o t he.~ me rely modify familiar styles. The Motels nitely needs a fin e cast of Lillie Robbers is a predi ctable yet enjoyable album. Val Both Rob and Larry suffer from angst, but Kurt enjoys quite well done. Of note is belong to the latter category. Their latest effort little Rob- by Jody Jones actors, which SC R provides Michael Devine's white- Garay has taken all of the rough edges off The Motels in his dile mma just as he enjoys everything in life-especially bers cement their position. New U staff with consumma te ease. wa!led set with shifting n1ir- the production room and smoothed their music with om- his appearance. His constant narcissistic preening in a non· When The Motels fin ally came o ut of the L.A. club Ro n Boussom is e ffectively nipresent synthesizers. This will undoubtedly upset long- Game. set and match to playwright 0. B. Gilles and direc- existent mirror and incessant moanin g about-the de ter- rored panels and doors. scene, they were a tough pop outfit wi th enough rough irritating as Mo zart, but complementing the various time fans, but the technopop sound should sell a few thou- tor Paul Rudd for Men's Singles, which debuted on South ioration of his thighs. "the great iron-pumping 1nachines;· edges a nd good melodies to earn themselves distincti on. Joanne Giudici. w ho plays sand more copies of the record. All that is left to the Coast Repertory's Second Stage Theatre Wednesday. Sept. make him the most entertaining character of the three. themes of the play. Also But on All Four One they discovered gree ner, more Mo zart's wife Consta nze, listeners imagination is how much longer until the band 28. The intensity and dynamism of the characters make the pra iseworthy is director mainstream pastures, and they haven't looked back since. seems to lack convicti on is renamed, ··Martha Davis and The Motels.'' Combining humor with biting realism, Men's Singles ex- play work. The sce nes a're short, the dialogue fast-paced. John Allison·s theatrically little Robbers starts off with a peppy R&B number. a nd further vulgarizes an - Warren Bobrow plores the careers and personal lives of three friends. Rob Only two actors are on sta ge at the same time during most impressive staging. Ir. one "Where Do We Go From Here." Musically, the song really a lready sufficie ntly vulgar (Wortham Krimmer) is a "young. rising corporate profes- scenes. yet they never lose their concentration. The careful unforgettable scene. cloak- moves, but lyrically it trips all over itself. The "A" side con- role. The rest of the cast sional'.:._ambitious. sensitive, sympathetic to the feminist attention to blocking and props like tennis bags. rackets, ed figures of death rise in ti nues w-ith "Suddenly Last Summer," a song that's on the Bill~'s 'Perry Sounds. Familiar movement. yet a bit naive. His regular tennis partner on carries off their roles w ith fo rmation with their backs Top Ten jump ropes and Ta b cans. as well as the intimate theatre. radio so much that you don't need me to tell you how sil- work. Iro nically, the guitar Tuesday nights is Larry (Richard Doyle). who is a successful a fa ir amount of conviction to t he a udience and JOE PERRY PROJECT unguarded dialogue a nd continuous stripping down to ly it is. work is on slide-guitar, ala- and know-how. but the play respectfull y applaud with ALBUMS Once A Rocker, Always salesman in his late 30s. but a bit of a loser. He is an ex· briefs vividl y recreate the atmosphere of a locker-room. The rest of the side is undistinguished, except fo r "Isle belongs fina lly to Dan Kern. 1. THE POUCE/Synchronicity (A&M) a Rocker (MCA Records) Johnny Winter. Perry Jets treme chauvinist who refers to won1en as "broads with The only drawbacks a re technical. Because the theatre gloved hands as Sa!ieri re- of You ;· \Vhic h is not only a good play on words, but has As Salieri, Kern com- 2. MICHAEL JACKSON/Thriller (Epic) his rhythm section boogie jugs·· and has no qualms about expressing his opinions is tiny. the music which ends each scene and introduces counts how his fate was to a nice reggae back beat and even borrows a little melody It has been sa id that a ple!ely dominates the show. 3. SOUNDTRACK/Flashdance (Casablanca) while he interjects some ~oudly to \vhoever will listen. the next one is too loud. Doyle is occasionally too em- "endure 30 years of being fro m The Police's "So Lonely." good rock and roll band is Salieri is a complex fi gure; called ·distinguished' by 4. BILLY JOEL/An Innocent Man (Columbia) fantastic fills (many of \Jeedless to say. Rob and Larry have many arguments. phatic. Many of his re marks a re delivered \vith sweeping Side Two begins with "Remember the Nights," another better than its parts. Aero- which are lost due to the he must be self-mocking, peopie incapable of distin- 5. DEF LEPPARD/Pyromania (Mercury) )0th pre and post-match. That's where the odd partner. hand motions and punctuated by head n1 ovements which Martha Da vis tune of lost love that will surely be the sec- smith is a prime example. album's terri ble mix} and ironic, embittered. a nd yet guishing." 6. QUIET RIITT/Metai Health (Pasha) :'urt Ueff Allin). comes in. Professionally he·s a psychia· give the impression that he truly despises his character. ond single from the record. Later comes the best tune on Since Joe Pe rry left the 7. BONNIE TYLER/Faster Than the Speed of Night scorching leads. nst: and an easv-going rneno \.\'ho refuses to take any· Also. the ending is a bit too tidy. The play that focuses at the same time sentime n- The play is brilliant. Tick- the record. "Bad Girls;· the only song on the l.p. that real· band, Ae rosmith has been tal and eloquent on the sub- (Columbia) The rest of the record is ning ~enously. He helps both Rob and Larry solve their on three unravelling lives. at the end is neatly wrapped ets \viii probably be hard to ly lets loose as Martha tells us the story of two girls who fl oundering, and Perry's ject of music. Salieri is in· get as rhe play on1y runs 8. ROBERf PLANT/ The Principle of Moments relatively bland, consisting 1roblems and keeps them 1rom decapitating each other. up with a pink bovv and presented to the audience. Never· leave the city for the country. In Cont~t _to the usual first two solo records of Aerosmith rip-offs a nd deed a ju icy role. but it is by through Oct. 16. if at all (El Paranza) haven't been satisfactory h.ob. Larry ana Kurt are ai! struggling ivith \\'omen prob· theless. it is a gift full of laughs a nd insights about men non-inventive playing, in- no means an easy one. possible. go see it. 9. THE FIXX/ Reach the Beach (MCA) either. Perry's latest, Once .ems. \Vhich are lhe focai point of the sho\\·. and male camaraderie. MOT cluding a rangeless singer. 10. AIR SUPPLY/Greatest Hits (Arista) a Rocker. Alwayss a Rock· Rob's girlfriend 1noves from New York to L.A. ana he The only other song of note er, continues the downward 'S uncertain if he should follo\V her and restart his career. is "' Women in Chains" .1sk her to marry him and remain in New York or just drop trend. SINGLES which is not an S&M an- The title track sounds like her. Larry treats Rob·s problems lightly. and sees them as 1. "1UfAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART''/Bonnie Tyler the m, but rather a literate a remake of "Walk This all part of the singles· game. He views Rob as a free. at· Before We Put You In Charge Of The World's (Columbia) tale of the current role of Way," sans guitar hook. rractive man who has his entire life ahead of hi1n. and 2. "MAKING I.DYE OUT OF NOTHING AT ALt.:·1 wome n in America. he envies this freedom. Larry is submerged in a mid-life Most Sophisticated Nuclear Equipment, (Air Supply (Arista) Perry lets us know ri ght from the start that he hasn't Perry shows on this l.p. crisis. He is bored with his job and wife and wants out 3. "KING OF PAIN''lThe Police (A&M) of the entire mess. Ku rt is a homosexual but wants to 4. "TRUE"/Spandau Ballet (Chrysalis) changed much- his guitar that his best work was laid down in the '?Os, a nd that marry and try the st raight life. He is emotionally and men- We Put You Through The World's 5. "(SHE'S) SEXY AND 17''/Stray Cats sound is nearly the same as rock fans would be better tally in love with a woman, but is unable to respond to (EMl-America) it was on Toys in the Attic her sexually. Most Sophisticated Nudear Training. 6. "ISLANDS IN THE STREAM"/Kenny Rogers and Roe~. The second off if he let bygones be track is by far the most im- bygones and got back with & Dolly Parton (RCA) his old mates. This is espe- 7. "TELL HER ABOUT IT"/ Billy Joel (Columbia) pressive one on the a lbum. Velvet Pants'· is a it he's going to 8. "THE SAFETY DANCE"/ Men Without Hats "Black cia lly true good time rocker with Per- perform the same songs. (Backstreet) . ry's most impressive guitar -Warren Bobrow 10. "FAR FROM OVER''/Frank Stallone (RSO) It takes more than 16 that m ost of t he men Student and Faculty Member months of intensive who operate t he training to become a reactors in private fully qualified office r in industry start ed in the Dennis Castellano Does It All by Michael Rydzynski the N uclear Navy. You Nuclear Navy. ) New U staff begin w ith four m onths It t a kes more time of leade rs hip training. and more effort t o "It's somewhat unusual being a faculty member T hen a s a Navy officer become an officer in the N uclear Navy. But t he and a student," Dennis you get a full year of Castellano said. "Here I am rewards are greater, too . 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