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Roseanne Barr Diplo Emmy-winning ‘‘domestic goddess,’’ crass Twitter-trolling music producer and Mad comedian and macadamia-nut farmer whose Decent label boss who will release his upcoming film ‘‘Roseanne for President!’’ recounts third album as part of Major Lazer in June. her 2012 bid for the Oval Office. She’ll return in A cartoon based on the electronica act July as a judge on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing.” premiered last month on FXX.

Just what every little girl wants — a Sicilian Designer Dolls I tried to let her hang out with my action widow. They should do a talking version where figures, but they laughed and walked away. you pull a string and she says things like, They weren’t feeling her pantyhose. ‘‘I’m glad the cheating bastard is dead.’’ DolceDolce &&G Gabbana’sabbana’s linlineeo offl limited-editionimited edition collectibles, inspired by Sicilian style ($2,875 each, 877-703-4872).

David Duchovny Album If the choice is between hell or ‘‘Highwater,’’ He has a much softer I choose hell. After listening to this, I think The actor’s rock debut, voice than I expected, like Diet Tom David should at least be naked on the cover. ‘‘Hell or Highwater’’ Waits. I can imagine listening to this (thinksayrecords.com). Sex sells, and his singing certainly won’t. while being tortured by an alien.

Celebrity Nails I love these! But as someone who’s had I’m not a woman, but it’s a to claw her way to the top, if I’m Wraps with famous good conversation piece if I want to faces such as Bill Murray going to put anyone’s face on my nails and Taylor Swift get laid. I put Naomi Campbell it’s going to be my own. ($10 a set, inni.com). on my toenail and it didn’t stick well.

This is right up my alley. If it weren’t for Hangover Cure I don’t get all these anti-drinking hangover

people drinking too much, the world would ‘‘The multivitamin remedies. Just don’t drink! Or fill up be a very different place. For starters, for people who drink’’ a vodka bottle with water and pretend I wouldn’t have any tattoos. Or husbands. ($40, drinkwel.com). you’re drinking all night.

If Frida Kahlo were alive today, she’d have her Frida Kahlo Show Is this a picture of Anthony Davis from the New

own reality show called ‘‘The Totally Loco ‘‘Art, Garden, Life’’ at Orleans Pelicans with a cat and a monkey? Housewives of Mexico City.’’ She was just like the New York Botanical How did that get in there! The fruit in the other Garden (through Nov. 1, her famous eyebrow: There was only one. nybg.org). paintings looks like it’s been sitting out a while. BARR: ©INFUSNY-244/INFPHOTO.COM/CORBIS. DIPLO: MIKE WINDLE/GETTY IMAGES FOR WARNER MUSIC GROUP. FROM TOP: COURTESY OF DOLCE&GABBANA; COURTESY OF THINKSAY RECORDS; INNI(2); COURTESY OF DRINKWEL; FRIDA KAHLO, ‘‘SELF PORTRAIT WITH THORN NECKLACE NECKLACE THORN WITH PORTRAIT ‘‘SELF KAHLO, FRIDA DRINKWEL; OF COURTESY INNI(2); RECORDS; THINKSAY OF COURTESY DOLCE&GABBANA; OF COURTESY TOP: FROM GROUP. MUSIC WARNER FOR IMAGES WINDLE/GETTY MIKE DIPLO: YORK NEW SOCIETY RIGHTS (ARS), ©INFUSNY-244/INFPHOTO.COM/CORBIS. D.F./ARTISTS BARR: MEXICO, TRUST, MUSEUMS KAHLO FRIDA RIVERA DIEGO MÉXICO DE BANCO ©2014 AUSTIN. AT TEXAS OF UNIVERSITY THE RANSOM CENTER, HARRY 1940. HUMMINGBIRD,’’ AND

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