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VOL. XXII. NO. 7 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1987 the independent newspaper s rving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Death of priest ruled a suicide By CHRIS BEDNARSKI found Rasmussen's body in the News Editor basement, said Kilgore. Rasmussen, a member of the The death of a priest who Notre Dame faculty since 1979, taught theology at Notre Dame left a note in a sealed envelope was ruled a suicide late Mon­ addressed to a friend, McMeel day night by Deputy County said. The note asked that Ras­ Coroner James McMeel. mussen's body be cremated "in Father Niels Rasmussen, 53, the event anything happened to was found dead in the base­ him," McMeel said. ment of his home at 602 West Police, however, are not Parkovash St. Monday around treating this as a suicide note, 4 p.m., said Lieut. Rick Kil­ he added. gore, public information offi­ University President Father cer for the South Bend Police. Edward Malloy will celebrate An associate professor of the­ a memorial Mass for Rasmus­ ology, Rasmussen died of a sen Friday at 10 a.m. in Sacred single, self-inflicted gunshot Heart Church. wound to the chest, McMeel A prayer service will be held said. for Rasmussen at 4: 15 today in McMeel estimated the time the Library Auditorium of death as sometime Saturday Lounge. afternoon. Rasmussen, a native of Den­ Investigators still do not mark, was ordained a know why Rasmussen killed Dominican priest by the bishop himself, Kilgore said. of Copenhagen in 1963. He received his doctorate in theol­ The body was found by an­ ogy from the Institut other professor of theology, Cataholique de Paris in 1978, who had gone to the house after traveling to Catholic Univer­ Rasmussen had failed to attend sity in Washington D.C. the fol­ the formal opening of school lowing year, where he taught mass Sunday morning or his for a year before coming to Monday classes, Kilgore said. Notre Dame as an assistant After finding the door locked, professor. the other professor obtained a In 1983, Rasmussen, an ex­ Hordes of freshmen and upperclassmen packed Stepan Center for the annual Notre key to the house from a neigh­ pert in Latin liturgies, became Dame activities night Tuesday trying to get a sampling of the many organizations under the bor, entered the house, and an associate professor. dome. Malloy, pope to meet lraquis claim more hits later this month as gulf war continues By MATT GALLAGHER director of residence life. They Associated Press Iran reported retaliatory emirate in the central gulf. News Staff will be presenting the Pope raids on military and indus­ Later reports said at least with a folio describing educa­ trial targets in Iraq. two shoulder-fired rockets University President Father tion at Notre Dame, Malloy MANAMA, Bahrain In Washington, the State hit the ship, causing no Edward "Monk" Malloy will said. Rockets filred by an Iranian Department said the U.N. casualties among the 37 meet with Pope John Paul II speedboat started a fire on Security Council should crew members but starting Sept. 12, 1987, in New Orleans The morning session of the a Spanish supertanker Tues­ draft sanctions unless Iran a fire in the engine room. to discuss Catholic higher edu­ meeting, organized by the Na­ day, and Iraq said its planes agrees to a cease-fire by the Crewmen put out the fire, cation. tional Catholic Educational As­ hit four ships and Iranian in­ end of the week. and the tanker continued The meeting, at Xavier Uni­ sociation, will stress primary dustrial targets. Iran Soviet officials urged that down the gulf loaded with 2.1 versity, will highlight the and secondary education in claimed it shot down three diplomacy be given more million barrels of Saudi Pope's stay in New Orleans, America. The evening session raiding aircraft. time. crude oil, according to the part of his visit to the southern will present American higher A convoy of U.S. Navy ''Soviet-American radio reports and Spanish of­ United States next week. Pope education. The Pope will view warships and two reflagged cooperation is not only pos­ ficials. John Paul will meet with rep­ a short video presentation, Kuwaiti tankers arrived sible, it is necessary these It was the second report in resentatives of all of the Cath­ hear several brief addresses, !)afely in the emirate's days," said Vladimir two days of an attack on a olic colleges and universities of and be presented with written 'waters. Kuwait and Iraq, Petrovsky, a deputy foreign ship by Iranian speedboats the United States. statements from each school, which has been at war with minister. in apparent retaliation for "Each city (on the Pope's according to Malloy. Iran since September 1980, Dispatches from Iran's Iraq's renewed air raids. tripJ is highlighting a different are neighbors at the head of news agency quoted Prime Gunfire from a speedboat aspect of Catholic life,'' Malloy Malloy, who has had the op­ the Persian Gulf. Minister Hussein Musavi as raked a Kuwaiti container said. "New Orleans has two portunity to see Pope John Paul The ships started up the saying Iran would make its ship early Monday off the themes: one is the Black Cath­ II before in Rome, expressed gulf Saturday, the day after position clear soon on the Se­ United Arab Emirates in the olic experience, and the other his excitement at the possibil­ raids were renewed in the curity Council truce resolu­ southern Gulf. No casualties is Catholic education." ity of representing Notre Dame waterway after a six-week tion of July 20. Iraq has were reported. Along with Malloy, the Notre at this program. lull. The only incident re­ agreed to observe the resolu­ The convoy's arrival at Dame delegation will include "I think," Malloy stated, "if ported during the 550-mile tion if Iran does. Kuwait was reported by Rev. David Tyson, vice­ you look at Catholic higher edu­ trip was the rescue of a Radio monitors said the sources close to the Kuwait president for student affairs; cation, the vast bulk of institu­ downed Iraqi pilot. 300,078-ton Spanish super­ Oil Tanker Co., owners ofthe Dr. Robert Gordon, vice­ tions in the world exist in the Iraq reported air raids tanker Munguia sent a 81,283-ton Surf City and president for advanced United States ... and we think Tuesday on four ships in the distress signal when at­ 79,999-ton Chesapeake City. studies; James Murphy, asso­ that's what we're celebrating, gulf and five industrial and tacked by one or two Iranian They are among 11 tankers ciate vice-president for Univer­ and this will be our opportunity oil target~. in its air war on speedboats 55 miles north­ given U.S. registration so sity relations, and Ann Firth, to do it." Iran's economy. east of Bahrain, an island the Navy can protect them. -- - ~ ------~-

page 2 The Observer Wednesday, September 2, 1987 In Brief The Emerald City of Oz: a real awakening The garbage barge is finally being emptied. The burning of the nation's best-known trash began today after "Oh dear God, another day of differential one-ton bales from the garbage barge Mobro were broken equations and behavior management. .. " apart and inspected by workers in masks and white suits. And so I stumbled out of bed (fell, actually - Mark Environmental inspectors from the city and state probed it's a loft) and dragged myself·out the door to Mclaughlin the garbage with tiny rakes but found little more than face another day of insane classes, no alcohol, paper, cardboard, wood and typical commercial garbage. and not enough women. Sigh. Projects Manager The barge left New York March 22 with commercial waste But as I walked across North Quad out to the from New York City and neighboring Nassau County:,pn used garage they call the Aero Building, the Long Island. It toured six states and three countries before Stonehenge fountain just went berserk. The finally returning to New York at the beginning of the sum­ water just kept spouting higher and higher, mer and remained on the barge while local officials argued sucking me, Cavanaugh, and most of the over what to do with the waste. - Associated Press campus with it. I floated as if I were flying. I saw Father Miceli riding by on a bicycle. "Fat­ A tree lover with a history of arrests and mental her Miceli! Father Miceli!" I screamed. But to problems shot a man trimming hedges in a neighbor's no avail. · yard Tuesday, and held police at bay for nine hours before I woke up in a very strange place. All these being apprehended. Police threw percussion grenades and little people were dancing, cavorting, and doing tear gas into the home of the alleged gunman, John Rohm, somersaults around me, singing "It's dead! It's 41, and then entered the house, arresting Rohm without dead!" I saw the remains of Stonehenge lying incident. Police said Rohm was a former teacher in the atop the remains of a brown brick building, Indianapolis Catholic schools. The incident began when with strange vapors and slimes oozing out. "It's Rohm allegedly opened fire with a shotgun at Walter Kil­ dead! It's dead! The dining hall is dead!" gore, 55, who was trimming the hedges. Police said Rohm's And then I saw the sign, and a surge of joy yard was not well tended and he may have become an­ transfigured my heart: noyed by the yard work next door. -Associated Press OZ STATE Hook 'em Munchkins Highway shootings along a 17-mile stretch of It was too good to be true. I was at a real Interstate 65 near Indianapolis have police stymied. But university, with real parties and real women Mary's Lake after parietals. Well, that's what unlike similar shootings on California freeways, no and no $300 book bills. Dorothy had on her mind, at any rate, though The Good Fairy Dean showed up about then, I was in no mood for it after the third time she Hoosiers have been injured. Police said media coverage and set my feet on the Golden Road to Oblivion forgot my name. All of a sudden, this hairy of the California freeway shootings may have prompted with a wave of her Scheduling Wand. "Here's beast staggered out from behind a tree. the Indiana incidents, and each of the suspects arrested your schedule," she whispered into my ear. I "Do you know the cube root of pi?" it whined. in the Indiana shootings has mentioned the California looked at the schedule. "Basketweaving 101, 6 Dorothy seemed annoyed at the interruption, cases. Another theory is that the rest stops along that credits. Appreciation of American Humor, 3 though I was rather thankful for the chance to stretch of the interstate have been notorious hangouts for credits. Laundry, 3 credits~ Calculus 6, 3 foist her off on the unsuspecting coward. But prostitutes and other criminal elements. The !~test r~­ credits." lo and behold, all these flying monkeys des­ ported shooting occurred Sunday, when an Indtanapohs "But wait, there's some mistake," I replied. cended upon us. "That's what I get for drinking man allegedly leaned out the passenger door and aimed "I've already taken Calculus 6." Old Mil," was my only thought as all three of a shotgun at the car behind him.No shots were fired in "Goodness me," the Dean exclaimed, " that us were carried off to a huge green building. Associated Press the incident. - was supposed to be Sunbathing 1. I forgot you "WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS?" were in our Advanced Studies program." boomed the face on the large video unit placed And so I wandered out onto the Yellow Brick in front of us. "Oh no," I thought, "a job inter­ Frat Road, where the beer flowed in such abun­ view." Of Interest dance that the road was stained with a brilliant "I speak three languages, can design nuclear golden hue. As I wandered down the road, reactors, and I'm eager to work for your com­ hundreds of scantily-clad college students wan­ pany!" said the coward, with this really gross All class changes must be completed today at the dered about in various states of inebriation. smile. Registrar. Any changes after today incur a $25 fine. -The "Oops! Haven't we met somewhere before?" "WILL $50,000 BE ENOUGH TO START?" Observer mumbled a gorgeous redhead as she staggered the nameless entity exclaimed, obviously into my shoulder. "Hi! I'm Dorothy." What a pleased. The Urban Plunge Task Force organizational line. What a body! "I could get used to this," "Of course," said the coward. It apparently meeting will be today or tomorrow_ at 4:30 P·!fl· at ~he I thought as I sampled the brew pooled by the was enough for Dorothy, too, judging by the center for Social Concerns. Anyone mterested m helpmg side of the road, beautiful woman in hand, with speed with which she disengaged herself from to organize this year's Urban Plunge may come to either no classes to worry about since there were ap­ my arm and followed the rich little snot out the meeting. For information call Dan Keusal at 239-7943. -The parently no classrooms. door. Observer We ran into some.dude covered with straw a "AND YOU?" shouted the face on the video, few blocks down. "Want some weed?" he asked looking suspiciously like Max Headroom. A blood drive will be sponsored today by the Knights before passing out in a nearby ditch. Wow, I By this time I was tired of the whole Oz State of Columbus. The entire Notre Dame community is invited had never seen someone that comatose before. thing. No intelligent conversation, no to donate blood from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the K of C building. As we staggered along the road (I had par­ Stonehenge, no real classes, and certainly no -The Observer taken quite heavily of the beer by this time, job. Since all this was looking rather familiar, and Dorothy kept nibbling my ear) we saw an­ I figured the obvious way out was worth a shot. Daily mass at Farley Hall has been changed to 10:30 other strange character. He looked like Will And so I clicked my Nikes together and said ... p.m. All are invited to join in the celebration of the Euc­ Robinson's robot friend from "Lost in Space," "There's no place like Dome. There's no place harist. -The Observer except this guy had a real face. Anyway, he like Dome. There's no place like Dome." was running towards us screaming "Look out Polyrazzmatazz! Back I was at Notre Dame, The Knights of Columbus will hold an open house for the flying monkeys!" when three frat rats lying out on North Quad in the pouring rain, tonight and tomorrow night from 7 to 10 p.m. -fThe Ob­ grabbed him and stuck a tap down his throat. ten minutes late for class and hungover like a server Then we went into this forest, with lots of corpse. Some hallucination. dark corners kinda like the other side of St. Thank God for differential equations. Mandatory Senior class trip meet_ing for all those going to Jamaica will be held tomorrow mght at 7:30p.m. at the Alumni- Senior Club. Bring the balance due. There are still twenty spots available. -The Observer SMC Activities Night will take place tonight from 8 to 10 p.m. in the Angela Athletic Facility. Representa­ tives from clubs and organizations at Saint Mary's, Notre Dame and South Bend will attend. -The Observer

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Wednesday, September 2, 1987 The Observer page 3 H PC decides on fund allocation By NATASHA WILSON have relied on the flat rate for News Staff SYRs, study breaks and other weekly activities for our The Hall Presidents' Council dorm," said Jeff Dorschner, voted on the distribution of hall president of St. Edward's Hall. activity funds at its first "If we had less, we would be meeting of the school year able to have only a few social Tuesday night at Grace Hall. events each month." Under the approved plan, the Jamie Froman, head of Car­ $12,000 allocated by the Office roll, agreed, "smaller dorms of Student Activities will be dis­ need a little help." tributed equally among the However, Terry Lally of Dil­ dorms. lon argued that "for larger Each dorm will get $500, the dorms $500 barely covers a same amount each received cookout." last year. The money can only be used for non-alcoholic Halfway through the coun­ ., events and is not intended for cil's debate on the allocation, AI. The Observei>Susy Hernandez off-campus students. HPC co-chairman Bob Daley By approving the $500 plan, requested the group "remem­ Members of tho Tae Kwon Do Club demonstrate their prowness during activities night, hoping to the HPC turned down two other ber that the money is going attract new recruits. proposals to distribute the toward the whole student funds according to the popula­ body." tion of each dorm. After some discussion, the Ban~~ operating in LaFortune One proposition called for the council voted and agreed to fol­ By LIZ PANZICA operating in the newly­ good-faith bids the first time equal division of the funds in low the precedent of $500 per Copy Editor renovated LaFortune. around, and those who were too proportion to the number of stu­ dorm. The project was then tabled low were probably not inter­ dents in each dorm (less than In addition to this income, the St. Joseph Bank has opened until after Father Edward Mal­ ested to begin with." $2 per resident>. The other set residence halls utilize internal a branch in the basement of the loy became president of the Officials of St. Joseph Bank a flat fee per dorm revenue gained from student LaFortune Student Center. University. said they would like the branch (approximately $200- $250) and fees to host picnics and various The branch opened during In June, St. Joseph Bank was in LaFortune be profitable an equal portion ($1) per dorm. hall parties. Each dorm, the first week of classes, and notified that it was awarded the within the first year to year and student. however, charges a different an automatic teller machine space. a half of operating on campus, The presidents of the small amount, according to its own will be installed within the James Lyphout, assistant according to Bart Nagy, assis­ dorms repeatedly voiced con­ needs, the HPC members said. week, according to a bank em­ vice president business affairs, tant vice president of St. Joseph cern over these methods, con­ In other business, the HPC ployee. said the University used the Bank. tending the proposals dis­ unanimously approved the Stu­ Last year, the University same bids rather than solicit­ The branch has already criminated against their dent Activities Board's deci­ solicited bids :from banks and ing new bids. "We felt (the opened 1,000 new student ac­ dorms. sion to change its name to the credit unions interested in financal institutions) gave us counts, and several Notre "For the past three years we Student Union Board. Dame halls have opened busi­ ness accounts with the bank. The main reason the Univer­ sity allowed the bank in LaFor­ tune was for the convenience we never stop that it offers the students and We know that a askh1g faculty at Notre Dame, the Uni­ cheap calculator can versity said. cost you blood, sweat Until the addition of the St. and time. Joseph branch, the only other Investing in a financial institution located on Hewlett-Packard cal­ campus was the Notre Dame culator, on the other Credit Union located on hand, can save you Douglas Rd. The Notre Dame time and again. Credit Union was created in 1941 to serve the Notre Dame HP calculators not Community, according to Ruth only have better func­ Kelly, president and chair­ tions. They function woman of the board. better. Without stick­ The Notre Dame Credit Union ing keys and bad is in no way connected with the connections. University. But, Kelly said she Through October "was disappointed we were not 31, you can get the selected (for the Lafortune cream of the calcula­ space) since we have served tors at a non-fat price. the University for 47 years." We're cutting $10 In 1983 the Notre Dame off the HP-12C. That Credit Union installed auto­ buys you more built­ matic teller machines on in functions than any­ campus at a cost of nearly one­ one else's financial half million dollars. According calculator. to Kelly, in 1982 a verbal agree­ And we're giving ment was made with Father away a free Advantage Joyce and Brother Kieran Ryan Module, a $49 value, that only Notre Dame Credit with every HP-41 Union automatic teller Mac­ Advanced Scientific hines would be allowed on calculator you buy. campus. Lyphout said he did This 12K-byte plug­ not know of such an agreement in, menu-driven ROM ever being made. was designed spe­ Notre Dame Credit Union, cially for students. however, has had no drop-off So drop by your in business because of the St. campus bookstore and Joseph's Branch opening, ac­ cording to Kelly. They have lost compare HP calcula­ only about 20 accounts and tors with the rest. By have opened about 1,000 fresh­ midterm, you'll see man accounts. Kelly said no what a deal this is. new tactics are planned to com­ bat the competition. "We are ,------,FREE $49 HP-41 going along as always and mar­ I ADVANTAGE MODULE I keting a little more." I w1th purchase of Hl'-~1. Pur- I 1 chase must be made between I The new bank's regular AJgust 15, 1987. and October :n. I hours are Monday thru Friday, I 1~•87. See your local HI' dealer 10 a.m. to 7 p.m., and Saturday I for details and official redemp- I I tion form. 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Wednesday, September 2, 1987 The Observer page 5 Police clash with student!:; as Korean universities re-op~en Associated Press students. Police fired tear gas Successive governments and charged behind shields have cooperated with business during the three-hour battle. since South Korea's "economic SEOUL, South Korea Students hurled stones and miracle" began nearly two Universities reopened for the threw firebombs that exploded decades ago, virtually banning fall term Tuesday and imme­ in orange showers of blazing strikes and keeping wages low. diately became battlegrounds gasoline, shouting "Let's finish The leadership meeting Wed­ for police and anti-government the military dictatorship!'' and nesday was the first between students. One campus fight "Down with the murder Roh Tae-woo, chief of the gov­ with rocks, firebombs and tear regime!'' ernment Democratic Justice gas lasted three hours. The South Korean news Party, and Kim Young-sam, of As students demanded the agency Yonhap said about the main oppos:ttion Reunifica­ ouster of President Chun Doo­ 10,000 students in all demon­ tion Democratic Party, since hwan, leaders of the govern­ strated at 19 other schools Chun made his concessions. ment party and the opposition across the country. It did not They had planned the worked on a timetable for a say whether those protests meeting for Monday, but Kim presidential election and were violent. postponed it, demanding prog­ peaceful transition when Radical student leaders have ress on demands for release of Chun's term ends in February. vowed to topple Chun's govern­ all political prisoners still in Labor unrest that began in ment, and the size of the Seoul detention. Opposition party of­ July continued to cripple the National University rally indi­ ficials said discussions were export-based economy, and cated strong support. held on the issue. hundreds of strikes for higher Students traditionally are in pay were in progress Tuesday. the vanguard of protest in More than 10,000 Seoul taxi Prime Minister Kim Chung-yul South Korea. They led weeks drivers struck on Tuesday. City said workers had been short­ of demonstrations that caused officials said the action in­ changed in South Korea's eco­ Chun to agree June 30 to oppo­ volved 26 percent of the capi­ nomic boom, and the govern­ sition demands for direct tal's drivers, and disruption ment would seek greater presidential elections and was minimal since most people benefits for them. other democratic reforms. use buses or the subway. South Korea's trade surplus Another change promised in August was only one-quarter was less government control of Labor leade1·s at Hyundai of the total for August 1986, the unions. Within days, workers in Heavy Industries Co. in the Study Break The Ubservellt:iusy Hernandez government reported. transport, mining and the southern port of Ulsan, the Fighting between protesters major export industries began country's largest shipbuilding Tom Mlck and Mallnl Chablanl read and relax on the fleldhouse and riot squads began on the striking for higher pay, better yard, ordered a slowdown by mall. After gloomy weather last week, clear skies and cool temper­ huge Seoul National University working conditions and free the 24,000 workers after wage atures the past few days have made the outdoors much more campus after a rally by 4,000 unions. negotiations. hospitable. r··· SoviE!ts seek Pershing removal The clothes Associated Pre:;;s withdrawing 72 Pershing 1-A "We have said consistently warheads from West that third-country systems are make the Germany. not part of the negotiations," man ... WASHINGTON, D.C.-The So- But U.S. officials said the White House spokesman Mar­ I viet Union on Tuesday called warheads were not subject to lin Fitzwater said in Santa Bar­ • on the United States to clear negotiations with the Soviets bara, Calif., near President • HAPPY away the "last obstacles" to an because the missiles that carry Reagan's ranch. "We stand by • agreement banning medium- them belong to the West Ger­ that position." • range nuclear missiles by mans. A State Department official, who demanded anonymity, i BELATED! said the warheads would be • withdrawn from West Ger­ • The many only after the missiles orgnnizatio~ ~~n~~his p(~. were dismantled. • year's Urban Plunge Task Force will be: \.-' •: Love the Other Quint West German Chancellor ~...... ~...... Wednesday, September 2 Z Helmut Kohl offered last Wed­ nesday to scrap the Pershing or Thursday, September 3 1-A missiles, which have a (you may choose either day). range of 465 miles, after a U.S.­ Both meetings are at 4:30 at the m Soviet treaty is ratified and put Center for Social Concerns. into effect. BCAC Both the United States and Questions? Call Dan Keusal 239-794~. the Soviet Union welcomed the offer as a step forward. But it is not clear whether Kohl's schedule was acceptable to Black Cultural Arts Council Moscow or posed a problem in completing the treaty. At a news conference here Tuesday, a Soviet Deputy announces Foreign Minister, Vladimir F. 11Follow 1the Fighting Irish to U of M" Petrovsky, insisted on removal of the warheads, which are un­ First General Meeting September 11, 12, 13 der U.S. control. Plymouth "If the United States would • 20 minutes to the Stadium agree to remove the 72 nuclear of 1987-88 Hilton Inn warheads, the last obstacles to • Newly renovated the double-zero option would be removed," Petrovsky said. ][ • Indoor pool & recreation area The Soviet official referred to the dismantling of two categories of intermediate­ Where: Notre Dame Room range missiles in what would $j9900 plus tax be Reagan's first nuclear 1st floor LaFortune arms-control agreement with 3 days & 2 night package Moscow.

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page 6 The Observer Wednesday, September 2, 1987 Bagel-eater busted Associated Press federal prison in Danbury on Aug. 24, five days after failing a urine test, to complete his HARTFORD, Conn. -A sentence. federal inmate was removed "I think it's an absurd rule, from a halfway house and and it smacks of the grave returned to prison to complete dangers of falsely imprisoning his sentence, all because he ate somebody," William Olds, ex­ a poppy seed bagel. ecutive director of the Connec­ It seems Anthony Clarizio's ticut Civil Liberties Union, said gastronomic gaffe violated a Tuesday. "It's not always pos­ new U.S. Bureau of Prison sible for somebody to know policy written because the they were eating poppy seeds." seeds alter drug test results. Pyung Yoon, of Yale Univer­ Medical experts say the ef­ sity medical school's depart­ fect of poppy seeds on ment of toxicology, said urine urinalysis tests is well known, tests cannot distinguish be­ and legal experts say the gov­ tween exposure to poppy seeds ernment has a right to test in­ and exposure to heroin or other mates for drugs, but some civil illegal drugs made from the libertarians argue the policy is poppy plant. arbitrary and unfair. "Generally, drug test Public Defender Richard policies take that into account Screamin' Otters The Observet!Susy Harnandez Reeve said Clarizio, who lives and ask a person whether in Stratford, was released to a they've eaten something of that It looks like these students are just lounging on of the powerhouses of lnterhall football, hopes Hartford halfway house about nature," said Allan Adler, the porch of Sorin, but they are actually getting to finally capture tne championship this year. four months ago to complete legislative counsel for the ready for football practice. Sorln, perenlally one his sentence for loan-sharking American Civil Liberties Union and extortion. Clarizio, who in Washington, D.C. "If so, then • pleaded guilty to the charges the drug test is put off until States VIe for atom-smasher two years ago, is scheduled to that's out of the person's sys­ be released Oct. 1. tem. It (Bureau of Prisons Associated Press anywhere in the United Almost all the states stressed Reeve said Clarizio and a policy) seems to be manifestly States." that their sites offered easy friend ate bagels taken to the unfair." -Arizona project coordinator construction, quick access to friend's house in Stratford by But Robert Hassen, spokes­ WASHINGTON -Flush with Ian McPherson called his major universities and air­ a neighbor Aug. 9. The bagel man for the Danbury prison, optimism, state officials on state's two proposals "superb" ports, and an attractive life­ contained poppy seeds, accor­ said all prisoners allowed to Tuesday rushed in their and said in Phoenix, "We hope style. ding to the manufacturer. complete their terms in proposals to the federal gov­ that now the issue will be laid Congress has not yet made a When Clarizio returned to the halfway houses sign a state­ r ernment to landlhe "super col­ to rest that Arizona simply does decision on whether to build the halfway house and routinely ment promising not to consume r lider," a $4.4 billion atom smas­ not have the werewithal or the supercollider, but it is widely gave a urine sample, he told poppy seeds. r. her that will mean 3,000 jobs expertise to proceed.'' supported for the non-polluting house officials there could be a "He's got to go over it with r for the winner. jobs, prestige and spinoff busi­ problem because he may have his correctional counselor," To hear them talk, all the 25 At least nine states were ex­ nesses it will bring to the win­ eaten some poppy seeds, Reeve Hassen said. "I would find it competitors were bound to win. pected to deliver their solicita­ ning state. said Tuesday. hard to believe that anyone Some states made a big pro­ tions during the day, and three The project has no military Nevertheless, Clarizio, who would not read his furlough duction out of it, either in Wash­ more were expected on Wed­ application whatsoever and no is in his 50s, was sent back to release." ington or at home. Others said nesday Others among the 24 forseeable practical applica------, little and kept details secret un­ states expected to compete tion beyond training young til after the 2 p.m. Wednesday turned in their documents ear­ scientists. Some scientists are deadline for getting proposals lier, shunning fanfare --Utah, worried that its vast cost will KNOLLWOOD to the Energy Department. for example, sent 36 boxes by drain federal funds from other A dozen Texas officials held Express Mail. worthy research. the first news conference of the Help wanted day's several at the depart­ ment and elsewhere after delivering 60 cardboard car­ WANTED: tons of documents in a station 2 part time wagon and a rented van. Bass (acoustic or electric) and Sen. Phil Gramm, R-Texas, positions available gave one reason for secrecy -­ Keyboard players interested in keeping competitors from -1 morning; 1 afternoolt; matching an attractive induce­ playing with N.D. Jazz Bands. ment. -weekends involved His state plans a $200 million -will pay minimum wage up to $3.75 joint venture with utilities to Contact A.S.A.P.: Fr. George -apply in person ask for John 277-1541 supply electricity at an un­ at 239-7136. matchable 1 cent per kilowatt­ 16633 Baywood Ln Granger right off Adams Rd. hour or less, he said. "It's too late" for other states to beat that, he said, although several are stressing their low power costs. Congress banned considera­ tion of direct financial incen­ tives to prevent states from getting into a bidding war, but did permit states to contribute to site improvements with roads, sewers and other work. CLUB SPECIALS States that want to offer more were asked to submit details in a sealed envelope to be opened WEDNESDAY onJy if they won, and several were doing so. For Texas, site improve­ Cross the border with ments could add up to $700 mil­ Corona $1 lion, Gramm said. Texas officials' optimism Tequila Sunrise $1 was echoed by their competi­ tors from one end of the country to the other : THURSDAY -New York Lt. Gov. Stanley Lundine told reporters in New Import Draft $1 York his state's three sites Bartles & Jaymes $1 were "technically sound, finan­ cially superior and politically attractive." FRIDAY LUNCH!!! -Joe Allbaugh, an aide to Oklahoma Gov. Henry Bel­ lmon, said in Oklahoma City he Open from 12 noon 'til 2pm was convinced "that we have 1.0. Required probably the best technical site that is being offered .up ------~ The! Observer page 7 ~ Board discusses safety, library hours By CHRISTINE MC CANN circulated petitions which News Staff requested that library hours be extended. But no formal pro­ The Saint Mary's Board of posal was made to the library Governance discussed campus board, Hetterich said. safety and library hours at its A student board will be first meeting of the year Tues­ formed in order to meet with day evening. the library administration so Because of the recent in­ that a written proposal might crease in crime affecting the be discussed, Hetterich added. Saint Mary's-Notre Dame com­ Further business included munity, Vice President Smith the granting of official club Hashagen said the Board might status to the Baptist Student form a special committee. It Union; the suggestion that would "launch a publicity cam­ Saint Mary's might make a paign to encourage awareness special attempt to help com­ of personal responsibility,'' she memorate . the celebration of said. the Marion Year; and a listing . President Eileen Hetterich of new Board of Governance of­ - asked all students to ''please fice hours, which are: . keep a watchful eye out on Monday: 1-4; 6:30-9 p.m. ;:_~·:.·'.,...... ,? .. campus, even for those you Tuesday: 6-10 p.m. ,._ ·~ ·' might not know." Wednesday: 1-4; 6-9 p.m. Marchln' Irish Th'3 ObservettSusy Hernandez Hours at the Cushwa­ The of(ice is located on the The Marching Band gathers outside of Washing­ band will be stepping out evt!ry weekday so they Leighton Library were also dis­ third floor of the Haggar Col­ ton Hall, getting ready for another practice. The can whip up the crowd this Fall. cussed. Last year, students lege Center. ATTENTION JUNIORS Jeviish leaders discuss Looking for JPW executive committee. Walldheim visit with Pope Associated Press with the Pope a success, al- diplomatic relations with Is­ Applications available in the though the pontiff did not di- rael. CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy rectly respond to their anger The Waldheim issue was Student Activities Office or -Jewish leaders on Tuesday told over his June 25 audience with taken up in detail in talks be­ Pope John Paul II of their anger the Austrian president, alleged tween the Jewish delegation from Noel Murtha in 429 P. W. over his audience with Kurt to have been involved with and Vatican officials in the past Waldheim, and the Vatican deporting Jews during World two days. Due Sept II. said it would issue a major War II. "This encounter was a his- document on anti-Semitism toric one in a very positive and the Holocaust. The Pope also did not way," said Henry Siegman of The Jewish representatives respond to the Jews' questions the American Jewish Congress. termed their historic meeting on the Vatican's lack of "It was the first time the head PAR 3: of the Roman Catholic church engaged in genuine conversa­ r------, tions with representatives of I MC)RRISSEY LOAN FUND I the Jewish community." Former N.D. student Rabbi Mordecai Waxman, I I chairman of the International jazz band Jewish Committee for Inter­ 1 No-,rV open 11:30 to 12:30 I religious Consultations, said 1 Monday thru Friday I after the papal audience that Saturday, Sept. 5 the relationship between Jews 1 in basement of LaFortune I and the Vatlean was raised "to 4:00 a new plateau:" Fieldhouse Mall I I A joint communique said the I Loans of up to $200 II Vatican delegation in the meetings Monday and Tuesday sored by SUB I defended the audience with I for all N.D. Students I Waldheim but acknowledged that the church understood I 1 °/o interest I Jewish concerns over the meeting with the Austrian Be a full-time L------~ president. NAIJGLES® 272-5455 student Correction :> TO YOUR DORM! • and a part-time :t= NITELY 5 • 12 ' The Tuesday issue of the Ob­ 1- "0\)~~\) server incorrectly reported TACO'S '1-&. ~ ~ Ranger. 0~~ the date of Saint Mary's Ac­ ~ Crisp Taco 1.00 tivities Night. 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You keep your eyes closed lot of carries under his belt, Gaston looks even more like a prison mess That's right, a genuine, honest-to­ while trying to remember what you are Green of UCLA will win the Heis­ hall ...After the renaming, does the li­ goodness holiday. "A holiday at Notre going to do today. Was I going to the man ...Another date for your calendar, brary become the Teddy 'Brar? .. .I Dame?" you ask. Yep, we will honor beach, or was it the tennis court? Oh, November 21. It will be National Couch knew I was back in South Bend when I Fr. Malloy's inauguration. How come well, you think, as long as it's summer, Potato Day with ND-Penn State, Ohio didn't see the sun for a week ...Boy, we don't honor laborers, Columbus, vet­ I don't care. Suddenly, your thoughts State-Michigan, USC-UCLA, AND did I miss Lt. Sam Walsh and his erans, Martin Luther King, George of a lazy summer day are rudely shat­ Nebraska-Oklahoma all on national Crimestoppers commercials ... Ditto Washington, et al.? I guess they just tered by the blare of your alarm clock. television. Start popping the popcorn. for Dick Addis' weather word for the aren't important enough ...The clas­ You open your eyes, realize you are in SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK AND day ... How come "Star Trek" isn't on srooms in Cushing are much too your dorm room at Notre Dame and ROLL. Michael Jackson's back. Hip, Channel34 anymore? ...How come my hot. .. .I've seen more Seth Thomas must hurry to the dining hall to get the Hip, ah, forget it. Top five songs this mom never makes Chinese stir-fry clocks in dorm rooms than clas­ last of the semi-hot food before shuf­ summer (in no particular order): "Just veggies or salmon patties with creamed srooms ...Cheer up! It's only a month fling off to class. Like Heaven" by the Cure, "Alex Chil­ pea sauce? ...On the positive side, and a half till October break ... R.I.P ton" by The Replacements, "La "Calvin and Hobbes" looks great in The Howard Hall. Tom Varnum Bamba" by Los Lobos (but the original Observer ... We should have no prob­ is still better), "Isn't it Midnight" by lem camping out for U2 or Bowie tix Tom Varnum is a junior English major Fleetwood Mac, "4th of July" by X. after fighting bookstore and football and a regular Viewpoint columnist. third and long Hey, if Casey Casem can do it. .. New ~------ND fight song, "I Want Your Sex" by Welcome back, domers and George Michael. No thanks, domettes! I'm sure you've had a lot of George ...Summer of Love II: Sgt. fun trying to jump start your brains for Pepper's on CD, The Dead in the top P.O. Box Q the past few weeks and you're putting forty and touring again and Starship off anything that requires serious brain (Jefferson Airplane, maybe?) with a power until Letterman moves back to number one hit. Well, two out of three Constitution does 12:30. ain't bad ... How could Rolling Stone allow for change States are sympathetic with the con­ Since my brain is still in the summer list the top one-hundred albums of the tras, which may have been true directly mode and can't really handle a last twenty years and not include Elton Dear Editor: after Oliver North's testimony, but has coherent, linear (even that word gives John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"? In response to Kevin Smant's since then dropped off. me pain) article, I think I'm just gonna U2's "War"? The Smith's "The "Congress should heed its limits, " I Lastly, I would like to point out that throw out some random thoughts left Smiths"? Inexcusable .. They did, feel that the problems posed should be there have been numerous reports that over from the summer. That way, you however, have enough sense to include looked at from a non-partisan stand­ the people of Nicaragua do not even don't have to use precious brain waves three Velvet Underground albums. point (though the article was clearly want the contras to "free them." While to follow one of my usual articles. written from a conservative vantage the Sandinistas have been trying to ODDS AND SODS. The women's· LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY. The point). build up the country with numerous so­ movement took a giant step backward new three stooges: Robert, Ollie and cial programs, the contras are content this summer with the performances of John ...Ollie's first endorsement: the Since Mr. Smant's field of study is to bomb villages and harm the civilian Donna Rice, Fawn Hall, Jessica Hahn American Express card. "Do you know history, he should realize that our Con­ population whom they are attempting and Tammy Faye Bakker. Of course, me?" ...Ollie North, American Hero. stitution was written as a flexible docu­ to "free." with Ollie and the boys, Uncle Ronnie An oxymoron in the truest sense of the ment, therefore there are provisions in Reagan, Mssrs. Bakker and Swaggert word ... Who would they have blamed it for change. If the executive branch's The truth is the United States gov­ and Sean Penn, the men didn't do too if Casey hadn't died? .. .I'd like to see "hands are tied" by a constitutional ernment (at least the executive well, either. I'm sure all of Mr. Madon­ Ollie's lawyer go up against Judge Wap­ law, the executive branch can (legally) branch) is supporting the Contras na's fellow inmates were real inter­ ner ...Look at John Poindexter. Would attempt to change that law through merely because they are anti­ ested to see just how tough he really you take his advice? I'm not even going amendment and thus free its hands. On communist even though they violate was ...Lifeguarding is the ultimate to talk about his name ... Fawn Hall the other hand if the administration more civil rights than their "oppres­ summer job ... Just between you and should take the first royalty check from chooses to disregard the law altogether, sors" do. If the contras could show that r me, I preferred "Full Metal Jacket" to her inevitable book deal and get her then should we just overlook this and they had the support of the Nicaraguan r "Platoon" ...Giannetto's has changed teeth fixed ...Even though the hearings say it was in the country's best interest people, I would advocate funding to the to Club 23. I hope that's the only thing pre-empted the soaps, hardcore soap or should we question the judgement of contras but as it stands now I support ~ that will change about the place. addicts still got their share of deceit, the people in charge? If we choose to the elected government of Nicaragua. r SPORTS. It will be the Tigers, treachery and sex ...Ollie's favorite ignore this infraction of the rules, The true question is should we allow Royals, Cardinals and Giants for the band: The Grateful Shread ...Someone shouldn't we then ignore the Constitu­ our elected officials to break the laws f pennants and the Cards beating Detroit should strap Ollie down and force him tion altogether as a meaningless docu­ of our country. If we do, we may end r in the Series .. .I'm sure the Seattle to watch "Platoon" "Full Metal ment since its laws do not apply to the up like the Soviets-the posessors of an r Seahawk vets greeted the greedy Brian Jacket" and "Hamb~rger Hill" one executive branch of our government? ignored constitution. We could end up , Bosworth to camp with open after the other. Maybe then he'd get My second point is that the Congress like the very people from which we are r arms ...Notre Dame will go 8-3 the hint. . .I think it's awfully funny all is an elected body just as the president trying to protect ourselves. (Michigan, Penn State, Miami) with a this happened during the 200th anniver­ is an elected offical, therefore they are bowl victory, but Oklahoma will win sary of the Constitution. both obligated to carry out the will of Eric J. W affner the national title. Next year, however, DOME SWEET DOME. Those RV's be- the people. So who has the correct Morrissey Hall Doonesbury Garry Trudeau /A£I..L, THIS ISN7 HEY, CMON, NOBO!?Y'5 CAN I QUIT& WHAT I MARciA, IT'S tf)(}KfNGAT HAl? IN MINI? A NICE (lJM- l/5, ZONK&R. HELP FOR. l?INNCR., PROM/513! L£T'S NOTt'YfAKC Quote of the Day "\ ANOTHeR. BIG ... I "The only difference between a rut and a grave is their di­ mensions." Ellen Glasgow

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Acc~ent Wednesday, September 2, 1987 page 9 ~ Taking a :year 'on'

PAUL GLUCKOW One often expects peace ac- pinnings of democracy is that define them that way, but the ing students, are genuinely reatures writer tlvists to be naive, self- you can't have any critical par- challenge is to connect with a concerned with peace. righteous or extremist -- 1\ullk tlcipatlon from citizens if you very live interest in these is- Whenever we discuss how to w;ue many seniors con- and Yaskulka quietly avoid don't have any kind of critical sues. It doesn't take long to create a common defense, the template taking a year off these stereotypes with their education. Strategy is part of find out that everyone shares a people who have done most of after graduation, two graduates candid manner and willingness our politics. That means that, concern with the fact that there the training have been In the of Wilson College are conduct- to consider viewpoints which on campuses across the is something really wrong with military. In order to know how lng a project that Is somewhat might seem to conflict with country, we need to be able to some of the military ap- any kind of peace endeavor more ambitious. their own. make these problems clear to proaches to dealing with con- should train Itself, we need to This week Dominic 1\ullc and Your goals are very am- people. filets. Apathy is a symptom, not be aware of what has histori- David Yaskulka visited the bltlous, how do you react to There has been a lot of talk a general condition. cally been our only system of :'iotre Dame campus on the last charges of being too ldealls· recently about how apathetic What is your Impression of defense. leg of a cross-country bicycle tic? this generation of s.tudents Is. Notre Dame relative to peace You seem to share a tradl· journey and educational pro- From your experiences, would Issues? tional Interest ln national gram which they call the I think that most people who you say that apathy Is a Notre Dame has one the best security. Ouadlno project. attend our workshops or get a serious problem? programs beginning in peace Very often in providing for Though it is less than one chance to talk to us might per-. I think that there· is a lot of studies right now. It also has a traditional thoughts of security, year old, the project h~s ceive us as somewhat practical truth to this Idea of apathy and large military presence on we forget those things which already been called the nation's idealists. We have ideals, but we mention It as a problem, campus with the ROTC. Tradi- we wish to secure in the first most Important and successful we're looking at a world with but its really an inadequate tag tionally both have been looked place. For example, If our endeavor concerning alterna- certain political conditions and for labelling a huge amount of at as antagonisfk parties, but borders are extremely secure in tlve security, nonviolent sane- certain practical situations. We people. It means different they also have, if you look at the military sense and, yet, tlons, and student leadership. want to keep in mind a long- things in different places; it the basic problems, a great there are hungry people on our 1\ullk and Yaskulka, the proj- term vision and yet have a means numbness to certain common interest. streets, we have to ask is that ect's founders, have travelled strategy that can speak to problems; It means economic You don't think that It Is security common throughout on bicycles through .3.3 states, people In the world right now. concerns for young adults com- Impossible for someone to be the society? There Is no reason conducting over 40 workshops A large part of your strategy lng out of colleges; It means In the military and a peace- to think that the Issues of for students at 25 colleges and seems to focus on public facing a job market with far maker simultaneously? poverty, homelessness and universities, and giving dozens awareness and education, fewer possibilities. No, I think that most of the environmental decay as sepa- of briefings for community ac- why? These can all be translated Individuals Involved In the rate Issues from national secur- tlvlsts. I think that one of the under- Into terms of "apathy" If you military, on every level, includ- lty. 'To all the girls I've loved'

ood morning Notre Dame Courtney: Huh? sandbox. You were also very Gand welcome to "Women In Right. Yeah. Okay our third attached to your mother. My Life" the talk show where guest is Peggy 1\elly. Peggy fell Jeeez Mary, give me a break. women from my past and fu­ In love with me last year but I We were only six years old! All ture share their Intimate blew her off and even used six year olds are ve:ry attached .. feelings about me, 1\rls her. How are you today Peg? to their mothers and all six Murphy, with you, the viewing Peggy: I'm just peachy you year olds like to play in the sandbox! Mary: You told me that four­ Krls Murphy teen years ago. Then you poured sand down my dress. It was a gesture of affection. Altered Mary: It was a gesture of weirdness. That was the only audience, in order to inflate my heartless scumbag. I hope you way you knew how to com­ already gigantic ego. drop dead. municate. Today we'll be talking with Same old Peg, what a kidder. Mrs. X: Why don't you ever four women, all of whom have Our fourth guest is my future take me out to dinner? You're played an Important role In my wife Mrs. X. She'll be nagging ashamed of mel You don't love heterosexual development. Our me and hounding me into an me! first guest Is Mary Lawrence, early grave througout the show What the ... Mrs. X. it's not my first girlfriend from back In so be watching for that folks. your turn yet. Pleas.e just hold kindergarten. Say "hi," Mary. Mrs. X: I have a headache on for a few minutes. Let's turn Mary: Hello 1\ris, I'm glad to already. Who let the dog out? the questioning ov1:r to Peggy. be here. Do you still have an Cool out Mrs. X. It's not your Peggy: I hate you. You used oral fixation? turn yet. Let's start with Mary me. Die. What? Hold on a minute first. Do you remember when Mary, the questioning hasn't you gave me a toy dump truck We're not going to get then. How about I take you out Mrs. X:Waaaaaaahhh! I'm call­ begun yet. Our next guest is for my sixth birthday Mary? anywhere like this l'eg, maybe to dinner to make It up to you? Ing my lawyer! I get the kids! I Courtney Myers. Courtney Is Mary: Yes I do Krls. It was you should take a valium or Peggy: Suck air Romeo. I get the dinette set! Incredibly beautiful but totally symbolic of our relationship. something... hope you get hit by a bus. Courtney: I still love you 1\rls. Inaccessible. I was In love with Even back then you were very Peggy: There's a thin line Well ladies and gentlemen, What? My dreams have come her for years just like 1500 selfish. It was always takel between love and hate you that's a big NO if I've ever true! Are you serious? other guys but she Ignored me. takel take!. You were never will­ cretin and I crossed that line In heard one. If that's the way Courtney: Nope. Just kidding. How are you these days Ing to sit down and work out a big way. I hope all of your you're going to be Peggy we'll AAMuuuuuuu­ Courtney? our problems and you were children look like Don Knotts! have to turn the questioning gggggggghhh h rrr rrrrr 1rrrr rrr rr Courtney: Are you talking to only interested In one thing. Look Peg just relax. I'm sorry over to Courtney... Hello? Courtney: Wow. I hate to me? Sex? I hurt you. I was an insensitive Courtney? watch a late adolescent male I still love you Courtney. Mary: No, playing In the jerk but I've grown a lot since Courtney: What's that noise? have a full-scale physical and Courtney, you're on TV. I'm mental breakdown. I'm outta Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson 1\ris Murphy and I'm interview­ here. Somebody get him a Ing you as one of the many valium. women who have made me Peggy: Hey dlrtbag, your tie what I am today. is crooked. I hope you strangle Mrs. X: I made you what you on it. are today! Without me you'd VOICE OVER: Tune In next still be working in a STOP and week for another edition of GO in New Jersey! I want an­ "Women In My Life" In which other child! I want a divorce! 1\rls Interviews his Aunt Flo, Look Mrs. X. we're not Madonna and the Avon lady married yet. You're my future who seduced him this summer. wife. Spell It F-U-T-U-R-E. Walt, Coming up next "Vanna White: I spelled that wrong. Spell that Up Close and Barely Clothed" a A-0-0-N-Y instead. four hour docu-drama on NBC. ------~------

page 10 The Observer Wednesday, September 2, 1987 Hatcher, bat Sports Briefs ejected in loss Associated Press SMC Volleyball downed Bethel but lost Illinois O.C. Football will have an organizational meeting Institute of Technology Tuesday night in the squad's first today on Green Field at 4 p.m. If you are unable to attend, HOUSTON - Andre Dawson scrimmaes of the season. - The Observer leave your name at the NVA office. Call John Brunner at and Shawon Dunston each hit 234-8382 if you have questions. -The Observer RBI doubles as the Chicago Cubs beat the Houston Astros The Women's Soccer Club will hold practice The Water Polo Club will hold an organizational 3-2 Tuesday night in a game every MWF 4-6 p.m. and TT 4:30-6 p.m. on Stepan Field. meeting today at 7 p.m. in LaFortune's Theatre for anyone that featured the ejection of Come ready to play, For further information call Kate at interested in joining. Direct questions to Marty Watts at Houston's leading hitter, Billy 2904. -The Observer 288-8732. -The Observer Hatcher, for using an illegal bat. The Bicycle Club will have daily rides leaving from The track team will have a mandatory meeting for With Gerald Young on first the bus stop at 4 p.m. All experience levels are welcome. all interested in running indoor or outdoor track today at and no one out in the fourth, A formal meeting will be scheduled later. Call Robert 4:30p.m. in the football auditorium. -The Observer Hatcher broke his bat when he Kobayashi at 1668 if you have any questions. -The Observer beat out an infield hit to The swim team will hold tryouts today at 5:30p.m. Dunston at short. The barrel of Off-Campus Football and O.C. Soccer are looking and tomorrow at 6:30 a.m. Tryouts are held at Rolf's the bat was split into two parts. for anyone interested in joining the O.C. team, coaching Aquatic Center and swimmers must bring their own suit Home plate umpire Dana or being a captain. Those interested should call NV A at and goggles. -The Observer DeMuth recovered the rem­ 239-6100. -The Observer nants of the bat and after they The Martial Arts Institute is starting beginner were examined by crew chief WVFI-AM 64 will have a mandatory meeting for all classes in Taekwondo and JuJitsu Sunday, September 5, John McSherry and Houston returning sports staff members today at 10:30 p.m. at the at 6:30, in room 219 of the Rockne Memorial. Any ques­ Manager Hal Lanier, Hatcher WVFI studio. Any questions, call Sean Pieri or Jamey tions, call Billy or Drew at 288-4319. -The Observer was called out and ejected. Rappis at 2266. -The Observer The SMC Athletic Council will be sponsoring a The ND Aikikai will have its first Aikido practice picnic for all varsity athletes and those interested in be­ today at 6 p.m. in room 219 of the Rock. Aikido is a Japanese coming varsity athletes tomorrow on the east side of An­ martial art which employs wrist locks instead of relying gela at 6 p.m. -The Observer Football on physical strength. Call Brian at 1942 or'"1023 with any questions. -The Observer The crew team will have a mandatory meeting for Notebook all officers and anyone interested in rowing for the 1987-88 Interhall football captains are required to attend season tomorrow at 8:30p.m. in room 118 of the Nieuland returns a captains meeting Friday, September 4, at 4:30 in the Science Hall. -The Observer football auditorium. -The Observer The wrestling team will hold a meeting for anyone 0. C. Soccer is looking for off-campus undergraduates interested in trying out for the team in the ACC football interested in playing men's soccer. Call Dave Thompson auditorium Monday, September 7, at 4:30p.m. -The Ob­ Tomorrow! or Tom Yank at 287-5530. -The Observer server

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LOST A GOLD INITIAL RING WITH A SITTERS NEEDED FOR DELIGHTFUL ROOM SIZE SEARS REFRIG. USED 3 Need Tix for Barna ..as many as possible LETTER "P" ON IT FRIDAY NIGHT AT 2 YR. OLD GIRL. WORK AROUND MOS. ONE YR. WARRANTY IN· --serious dollars offered because I'm in PERSONALS NOTICES EITHER MORRISSEY DT OR SECOND YOUR SCH. & PROVIDE OWN CLUDED. $75. 239·7498 OR 272-4741 serious trouble. call Matt £3549 FLOOR OR CAMPUS VIEW. IF FOUND, TRANSP. $2.50 AN HR. 287·3315. AFTER 3 P.M. ································································ CALL PAM AT 284·5228. THANKS DESPERATELY NEED MSU TIX FOR OAR HOUSE COLD BEER & LIQUOR. DOES your group need aT·shirt design? PLEASE TIE·DIES TIE-DIES TIE·DIES CALL PARENTS FIRST TRIP TO NDI CARRY OUT TO 3 A.M. U.S. 31 N, ONE How about T-shirts or other imprinted IF YOU HAVE FOUND A BLUE BUD I need a ride to Chicago O'Hare Friday 2033 DONT LET ME DISAPPOINT THEM! BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. sportswear?? 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If you know NEIGHBORHOOD 288·095!>255·3684 I NEED TICKETS FOR MICHIGAN CALL SWIM INSTRUCTORS ·Volunteers Pay $$$$. Call Bill £2003. nothing about Christianity, but are inter· MIKE 1741 needed to work with mentally handi· THE CLASS PICNIC HAS BEEN RES­ ested. Foreigners especially welcome, FURNISHED HOUSES NEAR NO capped children and adults. Beginner I'm not Catholic (gasp), and my parents CHEDULED FOR THURSDAY, SEPT 3 we will try to speak simple English. DI­ FAIR PRICES 277·3097 683·8889 Need six Michigan State student tickets Level swim classes. individual instruc· are divorced (gasp). Can you help me AT STEPAN FIELD. 5:00P.M. HOT AIR rections: Walk down (15 min) Notre or GA's. Call Mike at 271·0765. lion, classes Saturday Mornings andtlr out with one Navy GA ?? Call Tim at 1223. BALLOONING & TUNES! Dame Av till Howard Street (STOP sign)...... Wednesday Evenings. Call Bill Thomas Thanks . You can also take the 7pm city bus. White DUPLEX FOR RENT. ON BUS LINE. IM· ·289-4831. JUNIORS I stone house with trees just before HELP! MEDIATE OCCUPANCY. CALL 232· NEED TICKETS II Howard. Questions? Call 287 4855, or 9239 FOR APPOINTMENT. I need 2 GA's for any home football 7WOMICH. ST. GA'S& 7WOALABAMA THURSDAY! game. Call Janice at 271·9130 evenings just come and see. GA'S CALL GARRETT 3506 CLASS PICNIC! ············································ EFFICIENCY APT. NEAR NO. 259·4943 or 283·4653 days. THURSDAY! HELP! RIDE NEEDED: Miami Univ. OR 234·3827. FOR SALE MEGA BUCKS FOR MICH. ST. G.A.'S'!! HOT AIR BALLOONING! (Oh.), !¥4·9-6, $$$, Doug ·2835 PLEASE HELP AND CALL CHRIS AT X Share iarge hoasa near downtown. 100 I need 2 GA's for Mich St! Please call 2039 OR 2040! $$$$$ JUNIORS I Senior Council meeting today, Sep.2, mo. e 11.3 util. For Sele: Compugraphics Unisetter Jr., Ned at 3515. BE THERE ·5 p.m. Stepan Field. 7:30 font strips, and width cards. Direct all Grad student, non-smoker. 289·8792, NEED 2 TICKETS FOR usc GAME. 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OFF Call Boo Boo, £3684 three to five day service for textbook or· CAMPUS 683·5653 ·AFTER 6:00 PM DON 2506 ders. Also, you can sell your textbooks 684·0706. IBM XT clone 1 yr old 640 K wt 20 MB for cash at Pandora's Bookstore. We're hardrive & NEW ITT RGB monitor $1200 I NEED USC GA's have all others & $$ PLEASE II Whoever accidently took my HELP! I need MICHIGAN GA's. Call Jane located on BOB Howard St., open 10:00· For Rent 1&2 bedroom apartments close OBO, call Jennifer 259·5840 to trade, David x1712 small, upholstered PINK ARM CHAIR at 2179 or 3704. ,5:30 pm, 7 days a week. and laminated wood BOOKCASE lrom to campus Call 291·6509 after 4:00 for details NEW IBM software Wllnanuals Microsoft NEED 6 TIX FOR NO-USC GAME ALUMNI HALL STORAGE please call NEEDED DESPERATELY (My baby bro· Michigan State tickets Word, Flight Simulator, mise games $300 OCT.24. CALL COLLECT 717·339·1 040, Eileen at 271·0952. I can't afford new ther is coming to visit): one Michigan I need to get ahold of six student or GA OBO, call Jen 259·5840 BILL DITCHEY, MT. CARMEL, PA. furniture. THANK YOUI State student or GA ticket. Call Beth at tickets. Call Mike at 271·0765. ···················· 288·6631. LOST·LOST·LOST I left my pink jean FOR SALE: 1973 RED VW BUS GOOD NEED 2 MSU GA'S 2276 WANTED CONDITION RUNS WELL SEE AT jacket on one of the Senior Class buses Need 1 Navy Ticket WE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH BRIOGETS ANDOR CALL MEGAN I NEED 4 MICH. ST. TIX··AM WILLING that went to Chicago Wednesday. The G.A. Or Student WE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH 2562 TO PAY. CALL AMY £2574. bus company doesn't have it, so some Call Chris £1593 FRIDAY 8:00PM WASHINGTON HALL SITTER WANTED AFTER 3 P.M. TIL 6 nice concerned Domer must have picked Will Pay Big Bucks! it up for me. Thanks a millionllll Please P.M. TUES. THRU FRI. CALL AFTER • • • RAYBANS • • • Aviator 31.80 Out­ I DESPERATELY NEED 2 GA'S OR call the Senior Class Office at £239·5136 8:30 P.M. 259·9110. doorsman 35.00 ONE GA AND ONE STUDENT TICKET PAR 3 Wayfarer 29.30 Wayfererll 32.10 FOR NAVY GAME. 225 LEWIS OR CALL and ask for Amy so I can thank you and Desperately need 2 G A's for USC. Pay PAR 3 EARN $4.00 PER HOUR. Pizza Hut Save 40%;cetalogs;1-800-4RAYBAN 3735 pick it up. If no one is in, please leave a top $, CALL £1409 PAR 3 message on the answering machine. Delivery has openings for delivery ...... SATURDAY 4:00PM FIELDHOUSE $$ I NEED NAVY GA'S $$ drivers. Start at $4.00 per houretipsegas WANTED: 4 PURDUE GA"S. PLEASE MALL LOST: I left a stereo cabinet at MASTER reimbursment. (Reimbursments and tips FOR SALE Electronic typewriter, lift·off CALL JOHN AT 2099 CALL LAURA 234-6281 EVES. MINI-WAREHOUSE on Aug. 22 are paid daily.) We offer flexible correction. 14 months old, little used. schedule, meals, and a great work en· $130. 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Call MATT £283·3549 you'll sweer It's against Ou Lecl In­ MIXED SHOES AT BEACH VOLLEY· PART TIME ·WALKING DISTANCE. LOP TIRES, RUNS EXCELLENT, I NEED ONLY 1 GA OR STUD TIX TO formational Meeting will be held on BALL FRIDAY? I PICKED UP YOURS. NICOLA'S REST., 1705 SOUTH BEND NEEDS SOME BODY WORK. 277·9729 MICH ST I KNOW YOU CAN SPARE 11 I need 5 GA's for MICH STATE. Please Thursday. September 3, In room 219 TO EXCHANGE ..·CALL 2304 AVE. 277-5666. APPLY IN PERSON! AFTER 6 PM. CALL FRED AT £1488 ASAP! call Cory at 356 f. O'Shag at 9:00 PM. Wednesday, September 2, 1987 The ObBerver page 11 - Sports W'ednesday

Irish occer AP Top 20 Score boa Sports Lists

Tu ..day'a Game The Top Twenty college lootboll teams In The Results for Aug. 27·Sept.1 Notre Dame 2, Loyola (Ill.) 1, OT Associated Press preseason poll, with tlrst-place votes In parentheses and lasl season'• records. Volleyball Notre Deme 1 0 1 2 Noire Dame opponents are Italicized. NO over Southern Illinois-Carbondale, 15-3, Loyole 0 1 0 j ''Batty'' Superstitions 1. Oklahoma (55) 11-1-0 15·8, 15·10 Firat Hell 2. Nebraska (3) 10-2-0 Notre Dame - Morris t (McCourt) 22:15. 3. UCLA (1) B-3-1 So<:cer 4. Ohio State 10-3-0 NO 2, Loyola 1, OT Second Hell 5. Auburn 10-2-0 Loyola - Drab 1 (unasSisted) 51:06 6. Louisiana State 9-3-0 7. Michigan 11-2-0 U.S. Ope Tennis Overtime B. Florida State 7-4-1 Notre Dame - S. LaVIgne 1 (Morris) 97:1B 9. Clemson B-2-2 10. Miami (Fla.) 11-1-0 Singles St:tedlngs Sholl on Gaol • Notre Dame 13, Loyola 9 Seveo 11. Penn State (1) 12-0-0 Me11 • Lyons (Notre Dame) B. Ambrose (Loyola) 11. Foula 12. Arkansas 9-3-0 1. Ivan Lend! - Notre Dame 9. Loyola t 5. Cornera - Notre Dame 13. Washington B-3-1 10, Loyola 2. 14. Arizona State 10-1-1 2. Stefan Edberg 15. Texas A&M 9-3-0 3. Mats Wilander 16. Iowa 9-3-0 4. Boris Becker Greet lek11 Region Top 10 17. Tennessee 7-5-0 5. Miloslav Mercir A preseason poll ot the top 10 teams In the Great 1B. Notre Deme 5-8..(] Lakes region and their 19B6 season records, as 19. Southern Cal 7-5·0 6. Jimmy Connem determined by a poll at coaches. Notre Dame op- 20. Florida 6-5-0 7. Pat Cash ponents are in italics. 8. John McEnroe Others receiving votes: Pittsburgh, Alabama. 1 Akron 17-4-3 Colorado, Michigan State, Mississippi. 9. Andres Gomez 2 Evansville 17-3-2 10. Joakim Nystrorn 3. Marquette 15-4-2 4. Indiana 9-6-4 1. flichie Ashburn -- slept with his bats· 5. Cleveland State 12-6-1 Women 2. Eddie Collins - buried bats to keep them lively 6 Bowling Green 12-6-2 Here's how the roster of National 7 Wlsconsm 14-6-1 1. Steffi Graf 3. Bobby Murcer -- stored bats in sauna B Wisconsin· Milwaukee 10-B-2 Football League teams would 2. Martina Navralilova 9 Michigan State 13-7-1 read If teams were known by 3. Chris Evert 4. Frankie Frisch - hung bats in barn for curing tO Notre Deme 13·7·2 locations of their corporate 4. Hana Mandlikova 5. Orlando Cepeda - used new bat after each hit 5. Pam Shriver headquart~rs: Irish Soccer Home Schedule 6. Helena Sukova National Conference 7. Zina Garrison *Only on the road September 4 Drake, 7:30p.m. 13 In· 8. Gabriela Sabatini diana. 1 p.m. 18 Michigan State, 7:30 Central 9. Claudia Kohde-Kilsch p.m. (Krause Stadium Dedication Pontiac Lions 10. Manuela MaleHva --Brian McGill Game) 20 Northwestern, 2 p.m. 23 II· Lake Forest Bears Philadelphia llnois State, 7 p.m. 29 Bowling Green, Eden Prairie Vikings 7:30p.m. Tampa Buccaneers Irish Voll yball October 2 Wisconsin, 7:30 p.m. Green Bay Packers November 4 Valparaiso, 7:30 p.m. 6 Women'• Volleyball Top 20 Marquette, 7:30 p.m. 8 Ohio State, 1 East Volleyball Monthly's pret.eason poll of the top 20 National League American League p.m. East Rutherford Giants teams in the nation with ls~st season's records. Notre St. Louis Cardinals Dame's opponents are lr Italics . Note: records available orly from Notre Dame's t 9B7 Eaat Eeat Irving Cowboys opponents. w L Pet. GB w L Pet. GB ports Calendar Washington Redskins St. Louis 79 52 .603 . Detroit 7B 52 .600 New York 75 57 .56B 4.5 'toronto 78 54 .591 1 Philadelphia Eagles Montreal 73 58 .557 6 New York 74 58 .S61 5 Home games in CAPS West 1. Hawaii Philadelphia 69 63 .523 10.5 Milwaukee 71 60 .542 7.5 2. Pacific Chicago 67 64 .511 12 Boston 63 67 .4B5 15 Suwanee Falcons 3. Stanford Pittsburgh 60 72 .455 19.5 Baltimore 60 72 .455 19 Today Anaheim Rams 4. Brigham Young Cleveland 51 B2 .383 28.5 5. UCLA Weet No sports scheduled New Orleans Saints 6. Illinois 26-3 San Francisco 71 62 .534 w••• Redwood City 49ers 7. Southern Cal 23-2 Houston 65 67 .492 5.5 Minnesota 69 64 .519 Thursday B. Texas 29-6 Cincinnati 65 68 .489 6 Oakland 68 64 .515 .5 9. San Diego State Atlanta 57 74 .435 13 California 66 67 .496 3 No sports scheduled American Conference 10. Oregon Los Angeles 56 76 .424 14.5 Kansas City 65 67 .492 3.5 11. Nebraska 29-6 San Diego 54 7B .409 16.5 Texas 62 69 .473 6 East t 2. Cal-Santa Barbara Seattle 62 70 .470 6.5 Friday 13. Arizona State Tueedey'e Reaulte Chicago 55 76 .420 13 Soccer vs. DRAKE Orchard Park Bills 14. Colorado State Atlanta 4, Pittsburgh 0 Volleyball at Hoosier Classic Indianapolis Colts 15. San Jose State Chicago 3, Houston2 Tueeday'e Reeulte 16. Penn State Cincinnati 7, St. Louis 4 Oakland B, New York 3 Women's cross country at Purdue Tri· New York Jets 17. Western Michigan 27-7 New York 9, San Diego 1 Seattle 5, Baltimore 0 angular Foxboro Patriots 1B. Kentucky 22-12 Philadelphia 7, Los Angeles 5 Detroit 6, Cleveland 5 (12 Innings) 19. Pepperdine San Francisco 14, Montreal 4 Toronto 4, California 3 (10 innings) Miami Dolphins 20. Long Beach State Texas 6, Chicago 4 Saturday Central Wedneeday'o Game• Boston 9, Minnesota 0 Montreal (Perez 0-0) at San Francisco (LaCoss 11-B) Milwaukee 2, Kansas City 0 Volleyball at Hoosier Classic Cincinnati Bengals SMC volleyball vs. KALAMAZOO Atlanta (Giavine 1-1) at Pittsburgh (Walk 6-2) Cleveland Browns Irish Volleyball Home Schedule Chicago (Sutcliffe 15-6) at Houston (Scott 13-10) Wedneedey'e Gem•• SMC soccer at Wisconsin Cincinnati (Robinaon 6-3) at St. Louis (Cox 9-4) California (Reuss 4-2) at Toronto (Stieb 13-7) Pittsburgh Stealers New York (Gooden 12-4) at San Diego (Whitson Oakland (Stewart1B·9) af New York (John 12-4) Sunday Houston Oilers September 24 Bradley, 7:30 p.m. 10-9) Seattle (Langston 15-10) at Baltimore (Ballard 2·3) October 31owa, 7 30 p.m. 9 Kentucky, Philadelphia (Carman 8-9) at Los Angeles (Hershiser Cleveland (Candiotti 6-13) at Detroit (Morns 15-7) West 13-12) No sports scheduled 7:30p.m. 10 North•3rn Illinois, 7:30p.m. Texas (Kilgus 2-5) at Chicago (LaPoint 2-2) El Segundo Raiders Thureday'a Game• Boston (Nipper 8-1 0) at Minnesota (Straker 6-9) 11 Minnesota, 4 p.m. 24 Wisconsin, No games scheduled Milwaukee (Wegman 8-1 0) at Kansas City (Leibrand1 Monday Kirkland Seahawks 7:30 p.m. 28 Purdue, 7:30 p.m. 30 Frlday'e Gamel 13-9) No sports scheduled Kansas City Chiefs Cincinnati at Chicago Illinois-Chicago, 7:30 p.m. Montreal at Atlanta San Diego Chargers November 3 Western Michigan, 7:30 Pittsburgh at Houston Thuradey'e Gamea p.m. 4 Eastern Michigan, 7:30 p.m. 7 San Diego at St. Louis Boston at Minnesota Tuesday Denver Broncos Cleveland at Detroit Louisville, 7:30 p.rr. 13 Valparaiso, 7:30 New York af Los Angeles Soccer at Detroit Philadelphia at San Francisco Texas at Chicago SMC tennis at Valparaiso Source: Chicago Tribune p.m. 14 Michigan State, 7:30 p.m. Milwaukee at Kansas City •

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"The loss of (Stonebreaker) hurts," Fazio said. "But Bolcar Backers and Pritchett are steady, reli­ ' continued from page 16 able players. We would have had a rough time picking the a Notre Dame single-season two starters from those three record with seven fumble young men. recoveries in 1986 and will start Sophomore John Foley, who at the outside position again sat out last year under Proposi­ this season despite some early tion 48, should see a good deal questions concerning his aca­ of playing time behind Bolcar demic eligibility. and Pritchett. Figaro is indeed eligible, out­ And the bench is even deeper side linebacker coach Barry at the outside position for the Alvarez said Monday, and that Irish. could mean a few more big "We have four people who plays from the defense this could legitimately start (on the year. outside)," Alvarez said. But the bad dream isn't over yet. Former fullback Frank Consider Darrell "Flash" Starns, who never has run a Gordon at the eagle-backer po­ pla_y on the Irish defense, looks sohd at eagle-backer behind &. -" . sition - a spot from which the AP Photo 6-3, 210-pound senior will be Gordon. Sophomore Rod West Kirby Puckett and his Minnesota teammates are Baylor from the Red Sox to add even more punch chasing many a signal-caller. has emerged as the second flying high In the AL West, and they acquired Don to their lineup. Details of the trade appear below. And they don't call him string outside linebacker be­ "Flash" for nothing. hind Figaro. "I like to think the name "With the talent out there I reflects my style of play on the think they should be involv~d Red Sox trade Baylor to Twins field," Gordon says. in a lot of big plays," Alvarez Associated Press will be eligible for postseason career has participated in five Covering the short passes said. "Turnovers, sacks and action if the Twins maintain AL Championship Series as and plugging holes at the inside things like that. So far they've been doing that. MINNEAPOLIS Don their division lead. well as last year's World Se­ slots will be junior Ned Bolcar Baylor, the inspirational Major-league rules hold that ries. and senior Wes Pritchett - both "The first week Frank Starns leader of Boston's 1986 pennant if a player is traded, he must To make room for Baylor on of whom have carried their and Figs (Figaro) had good drive, suited up Tuesday with be physically present in his new their 24-man roster the Twins share of playing time in the scrimmages. This last week the Minnesota Twins, who hope city by midnight Aug. 31 to be sent pitcher Steve Carlton to past and have been impressive Flash Gordon and Ned Bolcar he can provide the same lead­ eligible for the postseason. their Portland farm team in the this fall. had good scrimmages. As long ership for them as they battle Conveniently, Baylor and the Pacific Coast League. The Sophomore Mike as somebody's doing it, they'll for the American League West Red Sox have been in Min­ Twins said they will recall Stonebreaker, who figured to keep me happy." title. neapolis since Sunday as Bos­ Carlton on Wednesday, play a key role at inside And as long as the entire unit "He's an intimidating ton and Minnesota began a meaning the 42-year-old left­ linebacker, is still sitting out continues doing what it has force," Twins Manager Tom three-game series Tuesday bander won't be eligible for for academic reasons. done this fall, those quarter­ Kelly said. "He's dangerous night. postseason play. Stonebreaker has not practiced back nightmares are bound to every time he steps up to the "He's going to do the Twins this fall. continue. plate. He's been through these a world of good," said Dwight Minnesota is his sixth team, wars before. It seems he's al­ Evans, one of Baylor's best all in the AL. An outfielder until ways on teams that win. Hope­ friends on the Red Sox. "With arm ailments in the mid-1970s Wish yQur friends a Happy Birthday fully, his track record will con­ him, they'll probably win their made him a defensive liability, thrQugh Observer advertising. tinue." division. I've played with a lot Baylor is perhaps the most suc­ The Twins completed the of great people; he's one of the cessful designated hitter in trade with the Red Sox for the best." baseball history. At the time of 38-year-old designated hitter Minnesota will send Boston a the trade, he had a .261 career just before Monday's midnight player to be named later for batting average with 331 deadline, meaning that Baylor Baylor, who in his 16-year homers and 1,236 RBI. SENIOR PORTRAIT Foggie declared ineligible SIGN-UPS Associated Press considered an extra benefit in conduct are being addressed Pictures to be taken violation of NCAA rules. within administrative channels Sept. 7 through Sept. 25 MINNEAPOLIS -University In addition, when Foggie was at the university, Peterson of Minnesota quarterback interviewed by the Big Ten and said. Rickey Foggie was declared in­ NCAA investigators about the In a separate incident, eligible Tuesday by a univer­ travel, he initially failed to dis­ Foggie was declared ineligible Sign up during dinner times in the sity committee for accepting a close accurately the circum­ by the university last year -also North or South Dining Halls loan from an assistant coach stances of the repayment, for accepting an airplane ticket * Off-Campus Seniors sign up in the Dome for an airplane ticket, the uni­ Peterson said. -but had his eligibility restored An ad hoc committee of the immediately by the NCAA. office Tuesday, Sept. 1 and Wednesday, Sept versity said. 2 from 3:00- 4:30pm The university's Assembly ACIA held a hearing Saturday The Gophers open their Committee on Intercollegiate on the matter. season Sept. 12 against Nor­ Athletics "has declared Foggie Issues relating to Beckish's thern Iowa. ineligible as it is required to do under NCAA legislation and has authorized an appeal to reinstate the eligibility for 10 of the 11 regularly scheduled fodtball games," sports infor­ mation director Bob Peterson said. TERRIFIC VALUE Peterson said the university planned to appeal to the NCAA staff by Wednesday to have Foggie's eligibility reinstated. If the_ university is dissatisfied with the staff's decision, it can take the matter for a hearing before the NCAA eligibility committee. Gophers Coach John Gutekunst could not immedi­ ately be reached for comment. Foggie, the Gophers' all-time total offense leader who is pre­ paring for his fourth year as starting quarterback, accepted join us for "BEEFY WEDNESDAY" a loan of $356 from assistant Purchase a 14" Roast Beef Sub and receive coach Larry Beckish for an airplane ticket to his South an 18" Sub instead at no extra charge. Carolina home in February .. 1985 to attend his grand­ MATEO'S SUBS mother's funeral. 1636 N. IRONWOOD DR. Current Notre Dame head coach Lou Holtz was then the FREE DELIVERY 271-0SUB Gopher's head coach. Foggie paid for the trip six Offer valid only on Wednesday. Offer may expire without notice. Not valid with any other promotion months later, but the loan was Wednesday, September 2, 1987 The Observer page 13 ND nabs OT win Lencll, Navratilova cruise Associated Press first three-set shutout in Open In another opening-day in soccer opener NEW YORK - Defending history. match, four-time Open winner champions Ivan Lendl and Lendl overpowered South John McEnroe defeated Matt Special to the Observer Notre Dame, recording 8 Martina Navratilova breezed African Barry Moir 6-0, 6-0, 6-0, Anger of Pleasanton, Calif., 6- saves. The Irish dominated past their opening-round oppo­ while Navratilova beat Kate 3, 6-2, 6-2. McEnroe lost to Paul Freshman Steve LaVigne play for most of the contest, nents at the U.S. Open Tues­ Gompert of Rancho Mirage, Annacone in the first round of scored the winning goal in as they had eight more cor­ day, with Lendl scoring the Calif., 6-1, 6-1. last year's Open. overtime to give the Irish ners than the Ramblers. soccer team a season­ Notre Dame also outshot schedule featuring one game holds the power of the pen in opening 2-1 victory over Loyola, 13-9. on ABC, four possible dates the Reisman race. The losing coach was Ray Brow·n with CBS, two with ESPN and "We have no Madison Ave­ Loyola (Ill.). r:ontinued from page 16 LaVigne's goal came at O'Connell, a Notre Dame several with Chicago-based nue campaign to get the name the 97: 18 mark on a header alumnus. It was also Notre top returning player in Division WGN, Brown has a nationwide of Tim Brown out to people," off a corner kick by junior Dame's first victory in eight 1-A for all-purpose yardage, stage to exhibit his talents. says John Heisler, Associate forward Randy Morris. Mor­ tries over Loyola. In the last Tim Brown is i.n the position to Florida quarterback Kerwin Director of Notre Dame's ris also scored the game's meeting three years ago do all of these. Most legitimate Bell and Holy Cross' do­ Sports Information Depart­ first goal at 22: 15 off a pass Notre Dame and Loyola candidates play for a winning everything Gordie Lockbaum ment. "Our football program is from junior forward Bruce tied, 0-0. team, and certainly the Irish will be playing before limited visible enough so that the sta­ "Tiger" McCourt. The Irish next open their are looking to say goodbye to audiences. tistics take care of themselves. Rich Drab tied the game home schedule this Friday two consecutive years with a In the next several weeks, We make people aware of those for the Ramblers at 51:06 on with the first night contest 5-6 record. Sports Information depart­ statistics. an unassisted goal. at Krause Stadium. Notre Notre Dame's extensive na­ ments across the country will "Tim has got all this atten­ Sophomore Danny Lyons Dame hosts Drake in that tional coverage will certainly be busy compiling statistics tion because of what he did last went the distance in goal for contest. help Brown's Reisman hopes. and distributing information to season, it's really nothing With a television contract the media, which certainly we've done. With our television exposure a lot of people are going to see him play. Nobody creates that, it's just a built-in advantage that exists here at . n Notre Dame." ----·------.-.1THE FUTURE IS IN The Reisman Hype has begun and for the first time in INTEilNATIONAL BUSINESS a decade Notre Dame is at cen­ A representative will be on campus ter stage. Everyone and his FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1987 brother may be billed as a Reis­ man Trophy candidate, but it'll to discuss take three months and eleven GRADUATE STUDY football games before New York's Downtown Athletic Club announces the 1987 Reis­ ffi1f!!!t~!!~!W!!P man Trophy winner. Until then ~ OF INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT most Irish fans will probably GLENDALE. ARIZONA 85306 agree with the Sports Il­ ••1 CJjferf L"~"'" 256-5~oo lustrated's bold cover state­ ... HAIR 236 W EDISO~ of CaJllfJIISI 291·1001 Interviews may be scheduled at ment- 12'. MiiCS f:aS ND SO BEND 2041 E tRELA CARF:ER & PLACEHENT SERVICES "Tim Brown: Best Player In The Land." ~------~v GRAND RE~-OPENING WEEKEND Fridc1y and Saturday Sept. 4 & 5

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page 14 The Observer Wednesday, September 2, 1987 Baseball roundup Athletics blast Yanks, 8-3 Associated Press Phelps, who has 22 homers in seventh win in his last eight 272 at-bats, connected in the starts and Ted Simmons hit a NEW YORK -Dwayne sixth following a walk to Gary two-run homer Tuesday night, Murphy, Jose Canseco and Matthews, giving Seattle a 4-0 powering Atlanta to a 4-0 vic­ Terry Steinbach homered lead. tory over Pittsburgh that ended Tuesday night, leading the Rookie John Habyan, 4-4, was the Pirates' seven-game win­ Oakland Athletics over the the loser. ning streak. New York Yankees 8-3. Steve Ontiveros, 8-6, gave up Red Sox 7, Twins 0 Tigers 6, Indians 5 two runs, one of them earned, MINNEAPOLIS -Jeff Sellers DETROIT -Pat Sheridan on four hits in six innings. pitched a four-hitter and Wade ended an 0-for-25 slump with a Relievers Dennis Lamp, Greg Boggs and Mike Greenwell two-out double in the 12th in­ Cadaret and Eric Plunk homered Tuesday night as the ning that scored Darrell Evans finished in the combined six­ Boston Red Sox beat the Min­ from first base Tuesday night hitter. nesota Twins 7-0. and lifted the Detroit Tigers Murphy hit a two-run homer Minnesota's Kirby Puckett over the Cleveland Indians 6-5. that capped a three-run third singled in his first at-bat for his The American League East­ inning and gave the Athletics a seventh straight hit, but wound leading Tigers remained one 5-0 lead. Carney Lansford had up 2-for-4 and one short of the game ahead of Toronto, which an RBI bunt single before major-league record of 13 hits beat California 4-3 in 10 innings. Murphy hit his thir:d home run in three straight nine-inning Evans, who had homered and of the season and first since games. hit a tying single in the ninth, April 20 off Charles Hudson, 9- opened the 12th with a single 5. Brewers 2, Royals 0 off Don Gordon, 0-2, the fourth Canseco's 28th homer in the KANSAS CITY, MO. -Ted Cleveland pitcher. Tom fifth and Steinbach's 13th in the Higuera pitched a one-hitter - Brookens and Chet Lemon flied sixth came off Pat Clements. Ross Jones' two-out triple in the out, but Sheridan laced a 1-2 eighth inning -and the Mil­ pitch into left field, where Cory waukee Brewers scored two Snyder let the ball get past him. Rangers 6, White Sox 4 runs in the ninth against Bret The slow-footed Evans never AP Photo CHICAGO -Pete Incaviglia Saberhagen to beat the Kansas broke stride and scored stand­ Larry Sheets wasn't the only Oriole ducking last night as they doubled home Pete O'Brien to City Royals 2-0 Tuesday night. ing up. were shut out by the Mariners. Details appear at left. break a 2-2 seventh inning tie, Higuera retired the first 15 then hit a two-run home run in Kansas City batters in pitching Reds 7, Cardinals 4 the eighth as the Texas Rang­ his second straight shutout. He ST. Louis -Dave Concepcion ers beat the Chicago White Sox lost his no-hit bid when ,Jones broke a tie with an RBI double 6-4 Tuesday night. hit line drive down the left-field and Buddy Bell followed with 'IF line just beyond the glove of · a three-run homer one out later Mariners 5, Orioles 0 Rob Deer. in the seventh inning as the Cin­ BALTIMORE -Scott cinnati Reds beat St. Louis Blue Jays 4, Angels 3 YOU Bankhead and Bill Wilkinson Tuesday night and snapped the combined on a three-hitter and TORONTO -Jesse Barfield's Cardinals' six-game winning Ken Phelps hit a two-run homer double scored Rob Ducey with streak. Tuesday night as the Seattle one out in the lOth inning to give Concepcion's double, his THOUGHT Mariners defeated the Bal­ the Toronto Blue Jays a 4-3 vic­ second hit in as many innings, timore Orioles 5-0. tory over the California Angels and Bell's homer, his 11th, Bankhead, 8-8, gave up two Tuesday night. came off Bill Dawley, the third hits in seven innings, winning St. Louis pitcher. The two hits YOU for the first time in five deci­ Braves 4, Pirates 0 pinned the loss on Rick Horton, sions and helping end Seattle's PITTSBURGH -Zane Smith 6-3, and gave Cincinnati only three-game losing streak. pitched a four-hitter for his its second victory in 11 games. COULDN'T START AT THE TOP NOW YOU MAY Explore career opportunities with an in~ustry leader which • Demands Entrepreneurship • Emphasizes Career Grnwth Based on ~~No, I've never lost a term paper Individual Performance because of disk error. 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GATE /-3~ GATE4~TEl._GATE6 GA~ GATES 2 to gold at Pan American Games /,:~~ CD CD 0 CD@®® ® ~k~ By MOLLY MAHONEY Persistence has been the key "It was different in many GATE1 ~ ~~ n~ n n n n n n ~~~GATE9 1 Sports Writer to achieving such results and ways," said Sullivan, "like a Sullivan and teammates Katie mini-Olympics with so many ~ ~ This summer's Pan Ameri­ Bilodeaux, M.J. O'Neill, Sharon people from different CD o;, r JJ.J "'® can Games in Indianapolis Monpasiere and Elaine Cheris countries." CD o;, I "' 1a [lffiJ='IIWll!l @ I GATE proved to be a showcase for ~~ have the battle scars to prove In many ways the games talented American athletes. @ -, T Ill ®19 I 10 it. served to prepare the United From the explosive individual States team for next year's GATE @s : I : ®) 18 ~ - ---~ performances of Carl Lewis to Each team member had to Olympic competition. And, be­ the team glory of women's bas­ compete against fencers from cause they must often reside in ® ~~" f E3E:=='3r==J~~ \~~~ ® ketball, the focus was on the every area of the country, relative anonymity despite ..~~- , ,E3n""n , , ·~""" U.S. contingent. fighting through months of their past success, the newly ' @ ® @1®1®1®1@1@@ ® / But it was under a softer attained gold medal may serve GATE 16'- _.....GATE 12 spotlight that Irish senior to attract more than just casual GATE 15 G.:;E~4 GATE 13 -OOOIIIlE Molly Sullivan's skills shined, admirers. helping the U.S. fencing team Special to The Observer capture the gold and establish­ "We've been trying to gain Students are asked to bring thier application, remittance ing the United States as an experience for the Olympics," and ID card to Gate 10 of fue ACC on the day specified Olympic threat. said Sullivan, ~/and now that for each cla~s. Qne student may: present a maximum of we've proven ourselves in this four (4) applicatiOns and ID cards. Married students wis­ hemisphere we hope to get hing to P.Urchase a ~icket for their spouse must show proof The United States easily more funding for the pro­ of marnage. The ticket for a spouse is the same price as progressed past their competi­ gram." a student ticket. tion from Argentina, Mexico Student football ticket applications have been sent to all and Canada before clashing Working under Notre Dame students with a campus or local address. If you have not with the powerful Cuban team yet received your application or if the class status pre­ Molly Sullivan fencing coach Yves Auriol printed on your application is incorrect you are asked to for the gold medal. while participating in the Pan come to the Ticket Office on the second floor of the ACC Coming into the final match competition on the national cir­ Am Games, Sullivan continued prior to your designated class issue day. relatively equal in strength, it cuit in five major meets before her individual work as well, took fine performances from emerging as the top five fen­ gaining experience towards each fencer to accumulate the cers in the country and receiv­ her ultimate goal of making the nine individual sets needed to ing an invitation to be on the Olympic team. defeat the Cubans nine to six. team. Sullivan, like many of the And if Sullivan's abilities and Sophomores: Wednesday, September2 "The United States fencing fencers, has been on junior na­ the fine performance of the en­ team was never considered to tional teams and has even gone tire team during the Pan Am be strong," said Sullivan, "and to Germany and France on Games are a harbinger of Freshmen: Thursday, September 3 we really stressed doing well world teams, but found the at­ things to come, Olympic gold because we do not always see mosphere at the Pan Am may be a realistic goal for the the results." Games to be unique. future. Notre Dame

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1987 VOL. XXII, NO. 8 the independent newspaper se ving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's U.S. may Police toughen remove O.C. party stance warheads By ERIC M. BERGAMO and 201 E. Navarre Ave. were Associated Press · Senior Staff Reporter broken up, though no noise cita­ tions were issued because the WASHINGTON- If West Ger­ Notre Dame students haven't residents cooperated in break­ many makes good on its offer been arrested for underage ing up the parties. to retire its Pershing lA mis­ drinking at off-campus parties The enforcement of the noise siles, the United States will and bars so far this semester, ordinance is serving as a warn­ withdraw the rockets' but the reprieve is about to end, ing to students, Cottrell said. American-owned nuclear war­ South Bend Police Captain "This is their warning now heads from German territory, Patrick Cottrell said Wednes­ when we're issuing noise cita­ the State Department said day. tions and breaking up parties," Wednesday. "It's coming and it's not he said. It declined, however, to going to be citations," Cottrell The reason no arrests have specify whether the warheads warned. "It's going to be like been made so far, Cottrell ex­ would be destroyed or stock­ last spring with arrests where plained, is that there are people piled for future use. they're going to be taken down­ who are living off-campus for Replying to a barrage of town to the county jail and have the first time and freshmen questions about the 72 Persh­ to post bail." who aren't aware of the situa­ ings, department spokes­ The police will begin arrest­ tion. Cottrell hoped these stu­ woman Phyllis Oakley restated ing people for underage drink­ dents would talk to students the U.S. position that their fu­ ing and other offenses at raided who have been through a raid ture "is not subject to any form parties this weekend, he added. in the past. of negotiation with the Soviet There have already been "I feel it has been a fair Union." numerous complaints from warning," Cottrell said of the "The warheads of the neighbors of off-campus stu­ grace period. Federal Republic of Germany dents, Cottrell noted. The police will also continue Pershing lAs are controlled by Over the last two weekends to send undercover officers into us, and always have been," the police have raided six par­ bars and parties. Oakley said. "They are part of ties to enforce the city's noise If the officer has enough our program of cooperation ordinance. evidence of underage drinking, with our West German allies." Parties at 723 South Bend the police will raid the party or After the Pershings became Ave., 825 N. Notre Dame Ave. bar, Cottrell said. a sticking point in U.S.-Soviet and 801 N. St. Louis St. were Cottrell had mixed feelings medium-range arms negotia­ broken up on Aug. 23 and cita­ about last year's raids. tions, West German Chancellor tions for violation of the noise "With the overall results, Helmut Kohl last month of­ ordinance given to each yes," he said. "I wasn't happy fered to remove them in the in­ residence. with officers making arrests to terests of an agreement. The police broke up "a large make students obey the law. I "If the conditions laid out by party of about 600 people" in don't feel officers should have Chancellor Kohl in his Aug. 26 the 700 block of Rex Street on to do that." statement are met, and the Aug. 24. The police issued noise Cottrell said that the FRG (Federal Republic of Ger­ citations to the residents of hundreds of students who go off many) consequently retires the houses at 719, 711 and 709 Rex campus, and the few who do 72 Pershing lAs, we would, of Jumping Gymnasts Flobert Jones'Tlle Observer St. get arrested, give the other stu­ Students in the NMMC Gymnastics Club w•,re jumping at the This past weekend parties in dents who stay on campus "a see MISSILES, page 3 chance to recruit new members at Saint Mary's Activities Night. the 600 block of St. Peter St. bad name." Activities unveiled for Malloy inauguration ceremony By PAT HEALY vocation ceremonies, accor­ leave the Hesburgh Library Divinity School at Malloy's presidency on June 1. Conklin News staff ding to Dick Conklin, assistant mall at 2: 15 p.m. and make its Alma Mater Vanderbilt Uni­ said he expects the address vice president for university way back to the ACC arena. versity Dr. H. Jackson highlight of the convocation to Father Edward Malloy will relations. There the main event of the Forstman, Chairperson of the be. be inaugurated as University Heading off the day at 10 a.m. day, the academic convocation Faculty Senate Dr. Ellen The traditional regalia of the President of Notre Dame Wed­ will be a mass held in the arena ceremony, will take place. Weaver, Provincial of the In­ University President, a minted nesday, Sept. 23, with a full of the Joyce Athletic and Con­ Greetings from special diana Congress of the Order of presidential medal and a mace, slate of activities planned. vocation Center. Following guests and faculty will begin Holy Cross Fr. Richard Warner will then be presented to Mal­ Classes will be cancelled on mass will be an inaugural the convocation. Student Body will be among the speakers. loy. Sept. 23 so that students, fac­ luncheon at 11:45 a.m. at the President Patrick Cook, Pres­ Malloy's inaugural address A reception at the Hesburgh ulty, and university personnel Field House of the ACC. ident of the Alumni Association will be his first major presenta­ Library Mall at 4:30p.m. will can attend the mass and con- Conklin said a procession will Joseph Reich, Dean of the tion since assuming the conclude the day. Korean factions make a!greements in first talks

Associated Press autoworkers fought riot police. opposition demands for such better working conditions, and bered police did not intervene, "It was quite significant that democratic changes as replac­ independent unions. city officials said. SEOUL, South Korea - Gov­ we held the first official talks," ing the electoral college with About 15,000 strikers from ernment and opposition Roh Tae-Woo, president of the direct pres:tdential elections. the nation's largest shipyard "It's a terrible situation," leaders agreed Wednesday to governing Democratic Justice He also agreed to ease gov­ marched through the southern one official said by telephone. hold the first direct presiden­ Party, said after his first ernment control over unions, port of Ulsan behind 80 bul­ tial election in a generation by meeting with Kim Young-Sam which has made strikes vir­ ldozers, trucks, and forklifts Strikers occupied the city Dec. 20. of the main opposition Demo­ tually illegal and helped boost and sat down outside the city hall area for several hours They also agreed that the cratic Reunification Party. South Korea's export-based hall. after wage talks broke down at government should not inter­ Roh is his party's candidate to economy by keeping wages the Hyundai Heavy Industries vene in labor disputes and succeed President Chun Doo­ low. Part of the crowd stormed Co. shipyard. promised legislation to in­ Hwan, whose term ends in Workers i.n mining, transpor­ the building, set fire to its ga­ crease the rights of workers. December. tation, and major export indus­ rage and overturned about 20 Police used tear gas to dis­ But labor turmoil continued Chun declared June 30, after tries began strikes and other cars, burning some of them. perse 500 auto workers who as striking shipyard workers weeks of anti-government job actions within days of his Firetrucks were called in to built barricades at the Daewoo went on a rampage, and protest, that he would accept speech, demanding higher pay, put out the fires, but outnum- Motor Co. plant outside Seoul. -- ~------~------~~------~

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Jesse Jackson plans to disclose Monday whether he will be a candidate for the presidency in 1988. Jackson, today's inside column who has given every indication that he intends to repeat "Four little Indians going out to sea; A red his 1984 bid for the Democratic nomination, will reveal herring swallowed one and then there were Mark his decision on ABC-TV's "Good Morning America," and three." then make a Labor Day swing through three Eastern - Agatha Christie, "And Then There were PankOWSki cities. - Associated Press None." Managing Editor Writing this week's column was akin to being Gary Hart will face questions about his political future in the novel "And Then There Were None." and personal life on a special one-hour edition of ABC's I had four ideas for the column; each with "Nightline" next week, spokesmen said Wednesday. The Pulitzer Prize written all over it. Sept. 8 show will be the first time Hart has agreed to The first was a classic. What could be better answer questions since speculation erupted last month than a column about how pretty and intelligent that he might re-enter the race. -Associated Press Notre Dame and Saint Mary's women are? I began writing: "The encounter occurred in a bar in Florida over the summer. 'Where is Spurned as ugly, University of Nebraska football Notre Dame?' the tall, beautiful blonde asked. team mascots Harry and Herbie Husker won't be lumber­ 'California?' ing along the sidelines Saturday when the Cornhuskers 'No,' I said. 'It's in Indiana.' play Utah State. Harry, whose huge, fiberglass cowboy 'Ohhhhh,' she replied. 'Hey ... I'm from In­ head has bobbed benignly at Nebraska games since 1974, diana.' has been retired. Herbie, Harry's fuzzy and bug-eyed "I can't wait to get back to Notre Dame and sidekick in bib overalls, is being redesigned to more closely Saint Mary's," I wrote. "There, the women are resemble his blond plowboy image printed on university­ good looking and intelligent." sanctioned souvenirs like beer mugs and toilet seats. "He "That's not such a good idea," said Editor­ was ugly, among other things," Nebraska official Gary in-Chief Kevin Becker, who was reading over Fouraker said. Associated Press my shoulder. "It sounds too sexist." And then there were three. That's all right, I thought. I had a great idea about the trials and tribulations of looking An American Airlines 727 with 31 passengers and younger than my 21 years. a crew of six made a safe emergency landing Wednesday Again it was classic prose: after the pilot reported an engine fire, the Federal Aviation "The dental assistant was cleaning my teeth And then there was one. Administration said. The passengers and crew of Flight this summer, attempting to make small talk. No problem, I said to myself. I've still got 907 en route to Tampa from Nashville were evacuated by 'So when do you graduate from high school?' one good idea left. No, a great idea. I'll write emergency chute when the plane landed at 12: 10 pm EDT she asked. 'Ouch,' I said." about the reasons freshmen give for wanting to at Tampa International Airport, an airline spokesman This is great stuff, I said to myself. I pounded work at The Observer. said. - Associated Press out a few more humorous words. I began writing, using the answers freshmen "That's not that funny,'' said Accent Editor gave at Activities Night to the question "Why Mike Naughton, who had walked by my termi­ do you wish to work for The Observer?" nal. "You need to exaggerate to make it funny." There were the straight-forward answers: I'm not exaggerating, I said. "For the hell of it." And then there were two. There were the complimentary answers: "I Of Interest No problem, I thought. I'll write about the want experience working on a paper and be­ dating situation at Notre Dame and Saint sides -- The Observer is great! ! '' And there Mary's-- or the lack thereof. The column would were the not-so-complimentary: "I find it sadly Mandatory Senior Class trip meeting for all those rank right up there with award-winning pieces lacking in a firm position aganst a number of going to Jamaica, tonight at the Alumni-Senior Club ,at by Bob Greene, and even (gasp) Mike Royko. outrageous attacks on student rights. Also, I 7:30p.m. Bring the balance due. There are still 20 spots I starting writing: think commies run it."' available. For information, call Tara at 271-0923, Kyle at "'I've been here only a week and already I'm The column ended with a pitch for students 1141, or Karen at 284-5204. -The Observer tired of parties,' a Notre Dame junior com­ to come to tonight's open-house meeting. "No mented the other day. matter what your reason,'' I wrote. She's right, you know. Parties seem to be the "You're not really going to write that,'' Be­ WVFI news staff meeting for all reporters tonight only social outlet around here. Dating ap­ cker said after I told him my latest idea. "It at 6:00p.m. in 120 O'Shaughnessey. This will be the only parently has gone the way of the $10 textbook.'' sounds too much like we're tooting our own scheduling meeting all semester. For more information, "Somebody wrote a column just like that last horn." contact Lynsey Strand at 2548. -The Observer year," a reporter reminded me. "And besides, You're probably right, I said. it'll look like you're trying to get a date.'' And then there were none. Shenanigans auditions information meeting will be held at 9:00 p.m. in 219 O'Shaugnessey. The meeting -- - will explain the audition process and the group's plans for r------the year. -The Observer SObering ' I Michigan ticket lottery sign-ups are today and I ~ tommorrow for the NDMichigan game in Ann Arbor. 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North agement. tion on local, district, nation­ American countries in­ According to Bearby, the dedication By SHANNON McGOWAN Scott Bearby, a senior al, and international levels. volved with CKI include incorporation of leadership Government-ALP A major, The organization also spon­ Canada, the United States, development in a social ser­ Staff Reporter recently became the first sors special social events, Mexico, Jamaica, and the vice group is the most ap­ The newly renovated Saint Notre Dame Circle K mem­ promoting friendship among Bahamas. pealing aspect of member­ Mary's College Science Hall Because of long distances, ship in the Circle K club. ber elected President of the club members. will be dedicated on Oct. 10. Bearby will not travel to all Bearby said, "The organi­ International Circle K or­ Any Circle K member At 10:30 a.m. a mass of ganization. may run for an international the internatiolllal Circle K or­ zation has been very good to thanksgiving will be celebrated Elected by popular vote, office, but experience ganizations. He will, me. It has helped me in the Holy Spirit Chapel of Bearby presented a working with the Circle K or­ however, visit a large num­ develop my leadership capa­ LeMans Hall. prepared platform and cam­ ganization plays a large role ber of Circle K districts in bilities, while providing me Following, there will be a paigned for his office at a in a candidate's bid for of­ the United States and with the opportunity to meet luncheon for special guests in 600 member convention held fice. Canada, exchanging infor­ a lot of great people." the Haggar College Center, in St. Louis last August. Bearby had the necessary mation and id1~as with other said Mary Gerber, Director of The Circle K organization experience, serving as Inter­ club members. Serving as chief executive officer of a non-profit or­ Special Events and Programs. is the largest organization at national CKI Secretary in As well as his correspond­ The formal dedication ence with Circle K districts, ganization, commented the collegiate level devoted college and having been in­ ceremonies will begin at 1 p.m. to leadership and service de­ volved in high school with he will also serve as the Bearby, also presents him with many new career con­ with an academic procession velopment. The main goals Key Club. Chairman of the CKI Board and ceremony at the main en­ of the organization include Acting as International of Trustees. tacts. Through his new posi­ trance of the Science Hall. individual leadership devel­ President, Bearby presides Comprised of eleven stu­ The theme for the ceremony opment, as well as involve­ over Circle K chapters in dents, this board's major tion,he brings recognition to the University of Notre is 'Achievements of Women in ment with social service seven nations in North projects include club mem­ Science. Dame and its Circle K club, projects. America. Satellite groups bership development, and The Reverend Ernan McMullin of the University of Notre Dame will preside over the dedication. The main speaker for the dedication symposium address is Mary L. Good, president of the American Chemical Soci­ ety. She will also be the recipient of an honorary degree in recognition of her many ac­ complishments, according to Gerber. Several prominent women scientists will also be present for the dedication. At 2 p.m. the symposium will begin in Carroll Auditorium. Other participants in the sym­ posium will be Catherine Har- mon '67, Terri Menke Hargrave '68, Barbara Spakowski Slatt '71, and Monica Creamer '79. A reception follows in the sci­ ence hall. At approximately 3:45 p.m. tours of the science hall will depart from the main lobby. Throughout the building there will be various exhibits of the Chemistry, Biology, and Physics departments on dis­ play. The holographic works of Douglas Tyler, Assistant Pro­ fessor of Art, will also be on display. The cornerstone of the build­ ing sums up the spirit of the dedication ceremonies "Great St. joe Bank now has a Full Service Banking Center are the works of God to be pon­ in LaFortune Student Center. We're right on your way to dered by all who love St.joe Bank, wherever you're going, and our extended hours let you bank when other banks are closed. them"(Psalm 3:2). The greenhouse and some of Our Notre Dame Banking Center package offers every­ the rooms in the classroom Now Open On thing you nzed from a bank, and more: complex will also be dedicated, 0 Free chec:king for students, faculty and staff. Gerber said. 0 $5.00 ofryour first order of checks. 0 Free ADVANTAGE 24 hour banking card with access to Notre Dame the CIRRUS nationwide network. 0 VISA card with discounted annual fee (subject to credit Missiles worthiness). continued from page 1 Campus 0 Free VISA Traveler Checks. course, withdraw the war­ And of course we will be offering additional services heads," Oakley said. such as financial counseling, tax planning, car financing "We really don't get into the at competitive rates, international money orders and wire definition beyond that of what transfers. would happen to them," she continued. "They would be To open your free checking account package stop by withdrawn ... 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page 6 The Observer Thursday, September 3, 1987 West German pilot admits mistake Associated Press The flight led to a shake-up of the Soviet military establish­ MOSCOW - West German ment. teen-ager Mathias Rust Rust faces charges of apologized to a Soviet court hooliganism, illegally crossing Wednesday for flying a single­ the Soviet border and violating engine plane into Red Square. international flight rules, and He said it started as a mission he could get 10 years in prison. of peace but ended as the The trial is expected to last greatest mistake of his life. three days. "My flight was not the best Dressed in a blue suit, a light action to bring this about. I'm blue shirt and tie, Rust called very sorry," Rust, a 19-year­ himself "a very sentimental old resident of suburban Ham­ man" who meant no harm to burg, said during nearly five anyone. hours of testimony on the first He said he wanted to meet day of trial at the Soviet Su­ with Soviet leader Mikhail Gor­ preme Court. bachev to discuss a new politi­ It was his first public appear­ cal system that would bring ance since he piloted a Cessna east and west together it:I "full 172b across the Soviet border democracy, democracy in the on May 28 and set it down amid fullest sense of the word." hundreds of astonished "I sought the source of peace, pedestrians on Red Square and the source of peace is not near the Kremlin, the seat of in Washington, but in Mos­ Moving day Robert Jones'The Observer Soviet power. cow," said Rust. r Sophomore Jeff Figge has a case of deja vu as Alumni Association offices. ' he passes by the renovation work in front of the ATTENTION JUNIORS Looking for JPW Philippine coup plans divulged executive committee. Associated Press It did not elaborate. attack" last June, but it was Applications available in the It named Maj. Gen. Josephus postponed. MANILA, Philippines - Con­ Ramas, former army com­ The charges about killing Student Activities Office or spirators in plots leading to last mander, as being involved in Americans and assaulting the week's bloody coup attempt plotting a military takeover. CIA bureau were in the back­ from Noel Murtha in 429 P. W. discussed killing Americans Aquino fired Ramas after ground part of the report, and and burning CIA headquarters taking power in a February it was unclear whether all the Due Sept II. in Manila, the government said 1986 civilian-military uprising alleged plots were part of the Wednesday. that ousted Marcos, who fled to same conspiracy and why A general who commanded Hawaii. other plots were postponed. the army under deposed Pres­ Maj. Gen. Eduardo Ermita, ident Ferdinand E. Marcos was The report said intelligence deputy chief of staff, declined SENIOR PORTRAIT involved in plotting a military agents learned that Ramas and comment and said he was un­ takeover, said the report, Honasan planned a "blitzkrieg aware of the report. SIGN-UPS prepared by President Corazon Aquino's security force and released by the Presidential NEED A BIRTHDAY CAKE Pictures to be taken Palace. Aquino, in a national broad­ (or) FRESH BAKED GOODS? Sept. 7 through Sept. 25 cast Wednesday, said 53 people The Notre Dame Student Cake were killed in Friday's coup at­ Service can help you. tempt, including 12 loyal sol­ Fill-out order for below & mail to: Sign up during dinner times in the diers, 19 rebel troops and 22 civilians. make check payable to: P.O. Box 191 (don't use North or South Dining Halls Hundreds were wounded, in­ NO Student Cake Service NO, IN 46556 campus mail) * Off-Campus Seniors sign up in the Dome cluding her son, Benigno office Tuesday, Sept. 1 and Wednesday, Sept Aquino III. · 2 from 3:00- 4:30pm Col. Gregorio "Gringo" Delivery Date...... Sen:e~~o::me Honasan, who led the coup at­ ...... tempt, remained at large, and Reclplenfs Name & Addres11 the military intensified air and 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 ground searches for him in Cakes:slzes: &"(serves 10) $15.50 flavors: white banana Manila and north and east of 10"(serves 20) $20.00 chocolate the capital. half sheet(serves 35) $24.50 German choc.(8" only) HolyCross Fathers The "after battle" report CHEESECAKES(&"): plain $10.50 Icing: white said Marcos loyalists met July wl fruit $12·50 -- chocolate(add 1.50) 14 at a Manila restaurant to dis­ BAGELS: $5.00 per dozen cuss "CIA support for des­ PARTY KIT: $2.50-includes plates tabilization," bombing cam­ Doughnuts: Variety Box forks, napkins, candles, paigns, the assassination of $4.50 per dozen three unidentified Americans & a knife and "burning of CIA headquarters."

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Fr. Micheal D. Couhig, CSC Fr. Paul F. Doyle, CSC Box 541 I Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-6385 Thursday, September 3, 1987 The Observer page 7 Hoosiers obey limits~ .. Associated Press terstate deaths since the speed 'I , limit increased is two greater INDIANAPOLIS - The 65 than m the same period last mph speed limit that took effect year, the year-to·date count is II II 1 June 1 on rural interstates has up by six, for a total of 36 14 had a negligible effect on the fatalities. However, Hol­ ..''!* , II number of traffic fatalities in lingsworth said that still is a Indiana, a state police spokes­ statistically insignificant in­ II II ·1 '~/... )

man said Wednesday. crease. •• ,~j -- 4J I State police recorded 17 in­ He added that when traffic -t: .L.~ , terstate traffic fatalities from deaths on all rural roads are May 29 to Sept. 2, compared considered, the year-to-date with 15 during the same period number actually has decreased last year when the maximum by 13, from 504 last year to 491 speed on all highways was 55 this year. mph. About 850 of the 1,119 miles "There's no way, statistical­ of interstates in Indiana were ly, that can be significant," Lt. affected by the new law, which Ken Hollingsworth said. raised the speed limit from 55 Hollingsworth said he mph to 65 mph on interstates believes the attitude among In­ located outside cities with diana motorists has played the populations of 55,000 or more. biggest role in keeping the Hollingsworth said compli­ death count down in Indiana ance with the law is evident not when some other states are only in the fatality figures but reporting increases. also in reports from officers "We in our state have reason patrolling the highways. to believe that the public has As an example, he noted that 1 pretty well accepted the 65 mph a trooper who clocked 100 cars 1 limit as a fair speed and that in a central Indiana county people are going 65," he said. recently found only seven ex­ AP Photo "Voluntary compliance is ceeding 65 mph and, of them, The pa11y's over playing a large part in this." only two were going faster than The saga of the infamous garbage barge is al­ preparation for the incinerator in Brooklyn. Although the number of in- 10 mph, Hollingsworth said. most wrap]!Jed up as its bales are inspected in

IIFollow the Fighting Irish to u of M" Birtl11 rate, lifespans hit new records September 11, 12, 13 Associated Press levels in a decade, the govern­ from 74.7 years reported in PlyJmuth • 20 minutes to the Stadium ment reported Wednesday. 1985. Hilton Inn WASHINGTON - The na­ Average life expectancy "in The highest life expectancy tion's fertility rate fell to a 1986 reached a new record high was 78.9 years for white • Newly renovated record low last year, while life of 74.9 years," said the Center females, up from 78.7 a year expectancy reached a record for Health Statistics, an arm of earlier. White males saw an in­ ][ • Indoor pool & recreation area high and marriage and divorce the Department of Health and crease from 71.8 to 72.0 years. rates dipped to the lowest Human Services. That was up Black life expectancy rose from 65.3 to 65.5 years for men, but declined from 73.7 to 73.6 years for women, the center's $9900 plustax KNOLLWOOD annual summary of vital sta­ tistics reported. 3 days & 2 night package Births totaled 3,731,000, down Help wanted 18,000 from 1985. That represented 64.9live births per For Reservations Call 313-459-4500, ext. 624 1,000 women aged 15 to 44, 2 percent below last year and the Plymouth Hilton Inn 2 part time lowest rate ever recorded in the United States, the report said. 14707 Northville Road positions available The drop reflects the trend of Plymouth, Michigan 48170 recent years, as many young -1 morning; 1 afternoon; people have postponed mar­ riage and families to pursue -weekends involved education and careers. -will pay minimum wage up to $3.75 Social scientists have -apply in person ask for John 277-1541 debated in recent years whe­ ther this represents merely a right off Adams Rd. delay in having children or a decision ~ot to have families. Only time,will disclose the an­ Students: swer as the children of the post­ World War II baby boom pass through their prime childbear­ JOIN OUR CREW! AJOB THAT GIIANT POSTER ing years. Trends in the number of an­ PAYS IN MANY WAYS. SALE!!! nual births are affected by two factors, the rate of births Why not work a few hours a week at your IMPORTED ROCK & POP, ALSO FILM, among women and the number nearby Rax Restaurant! of women in the childbearing FINE-ART & PERSONALITY POSTERS ages. The Census Bureau has WE OFFER: projected that the total number • Flexible Scheduling of women in the prime • Paid Training childbearing ages will remain • sooro Meal Discount "- substantially the same through • 10% Off-duty Meal Discount For Yourself & Family the remainder of this decade. Turning to marriages, the • Furnished Uniforms ~~ center reported 2,400,000 in • Pleasant, Upbeat Work Environment ·~et?J r:i{J 1986, down about 25,000 from ~~ 1985. ~e'li- That represents a national If this sounds like a good way to earn a few extra dollars, o\ ~ ~lUES BROtHERS marriage rate of 10.0 per 1,000 by working a few hours a week then stop by your local O,l?J people, down from 10.2 a year 0 Rax Restaurant between 2:00 and 5:00. p.m. MON-FRI, 7th-11th SEPT earlier and the lowest rate ~~~*- since 1977, when it was 9.9. ~ 9:00am-6:00pm The all-time high marriage Located at: West Point Conference Room rate occurred in the boom im­ 52770 US 33 North (off the main lounge) mediately following the return of the soldiers after World War 536 W. McKinley (Mishawaka) LaFortune Student Center II, when 16.4 marriages per FROM ONLY $3.00! 1,000 people were recorded in Equal Opportunity Employer ~!H 1946. The bottom was in 1932 at 7.9. Viewpoint Thursday, September 3, 1987 eage 8 Individual identity absent from campus On my first day back at Notre Dame wealth; we are poisonously preoc­ cure our pernicious ills? Contrary to In the seventeenth century, Pascal after a rather brief summer, my sister, cupied with it. Here we spend four prevailing wisdon, the answer is very wrote, "It is a monstrous thing to see her roommate and I ventured to the years taking a smattering of courses much in doubt. Many of them, happily, one and the same heart at once so sensi­ Huddle for pizza after an exhausting that will ensure our sale to the highest will be accepted by the majority but tive to minor things and so strangely day of moving. At one point I noticed bidder amond the might bastions of cor­ sadly assimilated into the decadence of insensitive to the greatest." Plus ca an oddly-dressed character sporting a porate America; the rest is pleasant our generation. Others, unforgivably, change, plus c'est la meme chose. perfectly ridiculous haircut and iras­ irrelevance, a brief reprieve before our will fall victim to the subtle racism that cible blurted something to the effect of, inevitable sacrifice at the altar of com­ persists here as anywhere else. Wel­ Paul Newett is a senior in the College "I wonder who's responsible for admit­ merce. come them, but expect nothing wonder­ of Arts and Letters and a regular View­ ting jerks like him to this university." Most of us, too, find our ultimately ful. point columnist. Had I not been so tired and cranky, I pointless elective courses enjoyable, probably would have kept my mouth for they attempt to satisfy our feeble shut; but diplomacy was the least of desire for true knowledge and the my concerns, and, anyway, the jerk answers to the eternal questions. But was out of earshot. God forbid that we should be required P.O. Box Q to put forth great effort, or fall into the Paul Newett clenches of some neofacist professor who incomprehensibly has a lower II, Section 2) only" The Congress shall opinion of our effort than we invariably Foreign policy have Power .... To declare just say 'nyet' do. This term has only just begun, but war ... (and)To make rules for the Gov­ soon the halls of the university will ernment and Regulation of the Land My sister's friend tactfully replleo resonate with the incessant petulant needs Congress and Naval Forces." (Article I, Section that she thought it was a good thing to whining of wronged geniuses. If the Al­ Dear Editor: 8) have some diversity among the student mighty is indeed in His heaven, the in­ In his editorial of August 31, 1987, Mr. No, Congressional involvement in body, that not everyone look and act so violate sanctity of the grade point Kevin Smant states that foreign affairs goes back a long way. "conservatively." Having precious average will be preserved. " ... Congressional involvement in If General George Washington could little energy remaining to chew and And if all goes well, as it usually does, foreign affairs is not new." If Mr. live by the Constitution, why can't swallow, let alone argue, I granted the then we shall end our little holiday upon Smant were to consult a copy of the Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North? point, resumed eating, and let the sub­ receiving a nice, pretty piece of paper Constitution of the United States of ject change. to frame and hang on the wall to remind America, he would read that, while A day or two later, I read in the pages us of those halcyon days before we wal­ John E. Jaspers "The President shall be Commander in Off-campus of this exalted journal that, for the first lowed in the nasty business of stepping Chief of the Army and Navy,"(Article time in the history of Notre Dame, ten on people five days a week. But a percent of the freshman class was com­ delusory memento it will be, leading us posed of minority students. It may be to think that we were once vibrant TH~M safely assumed that the administration members of a university, when in fact encouraged a greater percentage of we were merely attending a finishing minorities in the class of 1991 at least school for automatons. partly for the sake of diversity. So it matters not a whit how many All of this presupposes that characters like the poor chap in the heterogeneity benefits the university Huddle are allowed free rein of "self­ and its members; indeed, by definition expression" thanks to our silly a university embraces all who wish to egalitarianism. The thirst for diversity pursue higher knowledge and the truth. induces us to laud a misguided I do not dispute this at all. But it is iconoclast who has embraced a very utterly preposterous to suggest that we superficial form of nonconformity for constitute a marvelously diverse stu­ its own sake. But this bizarre-looking dent body, as most of us would probably fellow is really no different from the contend. Quite to the contrary, our rest of us. After he gets his pretty piece backgrounds, our reasons for being of paper, he will ditch the screwy hair­ here, and our notions of success and cut, dress like a normal person again, happiness are so remarkably similar give his execrable albums to his kid that any deviation from the norm looks brother, and march ingloriously in step very peculiar to us. We are incorrigible with the rest of humanity to the beat of conformists. The surface appearances the bottom line. Nowhere in the history Over 300 letters to the editor and 200 columns that do differ are meaningless; moral­ of civilization is it recorded that the ly, we are appallingly alike. moral improvement of society was appeared last year in Viewpoint. Join the growing Most of us are children of affluence, brought about by the proliferation of number of people who feel their opinions do make and not unjustifiably we would like to poor taste. maintain our cushy existence, both for And what of the unprecedented ten a difference. Write to P.O. Box Q, Viewpoint De­ ourselves and for our own children. But percent of this year's freshman class partment, Notre Dame, IN. 46556 we are not merely concerned about mentioned above? Can they help us Doonesbury Garry Trudeau

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Thursday, September 3, 1987 Accent page 9 Is your roommc:~te straight from

MIKE NAUGHTON bend, no matter how hard you Brady's attic. try, you will not be able to get 2. The Roommate from Hell along with this person. tastes everything In the care he second greatest myth of At first you wonder if the fault package that you get from T the twentieth century is is yours; you call COUNSELINE home, and puts back the that college roommates auto­ ? and ask for tape number I - things he doesn't like. matically get along. Friendship Building. You call 3. The Roommate from Hell According to popular fiction, again and listen to tape num­ has a 100-watt stereo which Is • you and your freshman-year ber 7 - Expressing Negative wired Into the light switch. roommate will become best Thoughts and Feelings; a week 4. The Roommate from Hell friends, save each others lives, later you ask for tape number has a 14-year old girlfriend and become the best man or 50 - Understanding Eating Dis­ who calls every night. bridesmaid at each other's orders. (There is nothing wrong 5. The Roommate from Hell weddings. with your eating habits but at has alumni 111arents who visit Don't believe It for a second. this stage you figure that no every saturday morning at 8 Putting two or more young advice can make your relation­ a.m. adults In a room which would ship any worse than it has be­ 6. The Roommate from Nell make a dressing room seem come.) has an alarn1 clock which can extravagant and then expecting A few more days of dor­ drown out a 747 but not his them to establish a workable mitory distress go by. You snoring. relationship is an act of cruelty realize that psychology is not 7. The Roommate from Hell of such caliber that it makes the answer and call Notre cleans out your wardrobe and animal research seem pleasant. Dame legal aid -- you want to throws away any clothes that Unless you and your room­ know if there is a death penalty he thinks you don't need. mate are the result of a cloning in Indiana for premeditated 8. The Roommate from Nell experiment gone awry, getting murder. can't flnd the snooze button to along is a full-time job with Unfortunately, murder is an his alarm In the morning. bear-traps waiting to be sprung inadequate solution. You might 9. The Roommate from Hell at every point in the day. From get into trouble, and room­ gets up early In the morning that hair dryer whirring at 6 mates from hell have a habit of to hunt for <:ockroaches In a.m. to the television turned on never ever going away. There your sink. When he flnds any until after the national anthem is very little that you can do he exterminates them with a on a sunday night your room about a roomate from hell, but can of Right Guard and a Blc without asking; then he alters your bed -- while you're In it. is the battleground for a war of the first step in confronting any lighter. them so they fit him. 19. The Roommate from wills and tastes. Only through a enemy is to find out exactly 10. The f>oomate from Hell 15. The Roommate from Hell borrows your underwear .. process of give and take, cau­ what you are up against. brings his friends over on Hell Is always sleeping when then he puts It back In your tion and compromise can you In order to determine if your Friday nights to watch you you're cramming for a test- he drawer. reach a state of detente where roommate really is Straight study. plans It that way. 20. The Roommate from you can even hope to begin from Hell, you need to look for J J. The Floommate from 16. The Roommate from Hell talks to you while he liking that person who uses the clues, just as a werewolf has Hell keeps his fruit in your Hell spills popcorn on the brushes his teeth. same sink as you. even fingertips and a vampire refrigerator until It rots. floor... and eats It later. 21. The Roommate from To make matters worse, must speak in a sloppy Trans­ 12. The Hoommate from 17. The Roommate from Hell turns up the radio when there is a class of roommates alvanian accent. The Room­ Hell gets mall every day. Hell opens your beer just to waterbed commercials come that you cannot even hope to mate from Hell has his own 13. The Ftoommate from smell it. on. get along with -- the Roommate distinctive characteristics: Hell Is asked to twenty SYR's. 18. The Roommate from 22. The Roommate from from Hell. I. The Roommate from Hell 14. The Ftoommate from Hell comes In drunk on Tues­ Hell has a perfect fake J.D. and No matter how much you decorates your room like Greg Hell borrows your best clothes day night and passes out on won't let you use it. gave me the shirt off her back. in the middle of a sultry South I was in her room and asked if Bend summer. all of the clothes hanging in The Opening Ceremonies, An uberglucklich the wardrobe were hers. She pared down to a polished two­ then took out a pretty jade hour ABC production, actually • green Benetton shirt and said lasted a total of six hours, In­ experience that in addition to the team cluding the two hours some uniforms, this shirt was one of athletes had to stand waiting KATHY SCARBECK My worst premonitions of already coming to realize why the few articles of clothing for the rest of the participants to assemble in the Notre Dame features writer lncompetancy were realized these Olympians were called she'd brought with her. Liesl when I boarded the team's bus "special." My duties as Live-In then said, quite matter-of­ Stadium. s I watched a bus full of and one of the athletes began Host included acting as a trans­ factly, that she was giving the I also found myself wonder­ A Austrian athletes pull in talking to me. I could not un­ lator1guide, living in the same green shirt to me. I tried to ing why the athletes got the front of the CCE last July, I derstand a word she was dormitory with my team mem­ protest, but she cut me short worst seats in the stadium. tightly clutched my 1500-page saying. It was going to be a bers, and eating meals with by saying I couldn't return a After all, the ceremonies were German dictionary and ques­ long week and a half. them. During that first break­ gift. She was right; I couldn't. for them, weren't they? Try ex­ tioned my earlier decision in After the athletes had been fast together, I was politely Such wonderfully simple plaining this to a group sitting choosing a summer rich in the safely settled into Dillon Hall asked by no l·~ss than four of generosity was impossible to in the end zone, one hundred idiosynchracies of the German (Surprise--The dorms went co­ the athletes if I had slept well. turn down. yards from the stage and language and based in South ed for the duration of the I began tal~.ing to Liesl, a I saw the compassion the tucked behind ABC's mammoth Bend instead of some beach games), most of the coaches 24-year-old athlete, who kept athletes had for one another. camera platforms. somewhere. As Live-In Host for decided, in typical Austrian offering to walk back to the After one Austrian swimmer Isn't It curious that Austrian the Austrian delegation to the style, to go out for a beer. Coke dispenser to refill my had won a gold medal, every­ body buildeli'3ctor Arnold 1987 International Summer Though these Europeans were glass. At the end of the meal, one else on the team congrat­ Scwarzenegger found enough Special Olympic Games that a bit disgruntled about the un­ Liesl asked if I was finished, ulated him, even another swim­ time to host the nationally were held here at Notre Dame, availability of alcohol on and then voluntarilly carried my mer who had placed fourth. televised Opening Ceremonies I was responsible for ten men­ campus, they quickly decided tray to the conveyor belt. By One competitor in our group as well as greet the Austrian tally handicapped Austrian ath­ to make the best of the situa­ the end of thE: day Liesl was never received a medal. "I team on camera, but had to letes and five of their coaches, tion and discovered the cozy calling me her "best friend" would have liked to have won a cancel a weightliftlng clinic he and my duties started with confines of the Linebacker and asking me to write to her medal." he said, "but I didn't. I was to give for the athletes the greeting them all when they Lounge. after she retumed to Austria. can't change that, so I'll have next day? arrived on campus. By the next morning I was A few days later Liesl literally to accept it." When the team boarded the I think what really got to me bus to leave campus at the end Bill Watterson the most was when I heard of nine long. tiring days, I felt Liesl say that she was so both saddness and a touch of "uberglucklich," a word which relief. I couldn't believe that I can only be translated as had grown so close to so many -. "overly happy." people so quickly; I felt as If I The nine days weren't all fun had known these Austrians for and games, though. There years. were low points, such as the Never having worked with the weather. 90 degrees plus is mentally handicapped, I had never pleasant, but add to 90 been expecting ten minimally percent humidity, dorms with functioning individuals, but no air conditioning. and ath­ what I found were ten selfless, letes with health problems, and loving. and courageous com­ you'll wonder why these games petitors who showed me just were ever allowed to take place how "special" they really were. .. - page 10 The Observer Thursday, September 3, 1987 Sports Briefs _ O.C Football and O.C. Soccer are looking The Sailing Club will have a meeting The crew team is having a mandatory for anyone interested in joining the O.C. team, tonight at 6:30 on the dock of St. Joseph's Boat­ meeting for all officers and anyone interested coaching or being a captain. Those interested house. All experience levels are welcome. Dues in rowing for the 1987-88 season tonight at 8:30 should call NV A at 239-6100. -The Observer and proof of insurance will be accepted. Sailing p.m. in room 118 of the Nieuland Science Hall. lessons and race team schedule will be dis­ -The Observer IH football captains are required to cussed. Call Mark Ryan at 3024 if you have attend a captains meeting tomorrow at 4: 30 in further questions. The Tae Kwon Do Club will hold its first the football auditorium. -The Observer class and organizational meeting Monday, Sep­ The 5-10 and under Basketball Classic tember 7, at 7 p.m. in the ACC fencing gym. The SMC Athletic Council is sponsoring will hold sign-ups Tuesday, September 8, in the No experience necessary. Wear workout attire. a picnic for all varsity athletes and those inter­ Student Union Board office on the 2nd floor of For more information, call Greg Barron at 2180 ested in becoming varsity athletes tonight on LaFortune from 1-4 p.m. Teams will have 7- or Chris Thomas at 3540. -The Observer the east side of Angela at 6 p.m. -The Observer man rosters and a $5 entry fee. Space is limited. Any questions call Jim Manning at 1459 or Steve O.C. Soccer is looking for off-campus The soccer team will hold practice for Wenc at 271-0573. -The Observer undergraduates interested in playing men's the freshman and J.V. team today at 4 p.m. at soccer. Call Dave Thompson or Tom Yank at the soccer fields behind the ACC. -The Observer The men's volleyball team will hold 287-5530. -The Observer tryouts for the upcoming season this Sunday at The Martial Arts Institute is starting 1 p.m. in the ACC Pit. All prospective members The wrestling team will hold a meeting beginner classes in Tae kwon do and Ju Jitsu must attend. For more information call Jim Sunday, September 5, at 6:30, in room 219 of for anyone interested in trying out for the team (1689), Keola (3012) or Mike (1986). -The Ob­ in the ACC football auditorium M,onday, Sep­ the Rockne Memorial. Any questions, call Billy server or Drew at 288-4319. -The Observer tember 7, at 4:30p.m. -The Observer

n. a..... Notre Dame office, located on the third floor of LaFortune Stu· dent Center, .:cepta classified ~ from 10 a.m. until 4 p.m., Monday through Frtc~ar. The a..-Saln1 ~office, located on the third floor of Hllgg.-Collge Cent81', accepts claalfleds from 12:30 p.m. untll3 p.m., Monday through Fridar. DMdllne for next-day cluslfleds Is 3 p.m. All classlfleds must be prepU:t, eithel' In person or by mall. The charge Is 10 cents per five Classifieds cMActera Pel' day.

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CLOSE CLUDED. $75. 239-7498 OR 272-4741 are divorced (gasp). Can you help me THOMAS JOHN MOONEY Hey sweet Delivery has openings for delivery TO CAMPUS. 2n-1051 DAY; 2n-2724 AFTER 3 P.M. out with one Navy GA ?? Call Tim at 1223. cheeks. I've been watching you from BE­ drivers. Start at $4.00 per houretipsegas EVE. Thanks. HIND ... reimbursment. (Reimbursments and tips TIE-DIES TIE-DIES TIE-DIES CALL are paid daily.) We offer flexible PERSONALS TYPING AVAILABLE 2033 NEED TICKETS II HEY BINKIIII I spent four hours outside schedule, meals, and a great work en­ 287-4082 TWO MICH. ST. GA'S& TWO ALABAMA of the ACC wa1ting for a repeat of your virement. You must be 18 years old with FOR SALE--Hewlett-Packard GA'S CALL GARRETT 3506 OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER & LIQUOR, BIRTHDAY activities. I thought that at a car. insurance, and drivers licence. 15C calculator w' CARRY OUT TO 3 A.M. U.S. 31 N., ONE least we could dance in the line for the Pizza Hut is an Equal Opportunity Em­ Foreigner'• Bible Study Starting instructions. MEGA BUCKS FOR MICH. ST. G.A.'S!!! BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. bathroom or drink some second-hand ployer. Call 277-2662. tonight, thursdays 7-8:30 pm at 1010 Call Lisa £2567 PLEASE HELP AND CALL CHRIS AT X mixed drinks. Oh well, happy 22nd Notre Dame Avenue, Apt 4. If you know 2039 OR 2040! $$$$$ anyway. A concerned constituent nothing about Christianity, but are inter­ Caring person needed to watch 3 pre­ school children in our home 2 afternoons ested. Foreigners especially welcome, NEED 2 TICKETS FOR USC GAME. WAKE UPI HAPPY B-DAY STEVE JULIEN!! There a week. Close to NO. Tuesdays and we will try to speak simple English. DI­ CALL CINDY 277-1320. was go1ng to be an ad W'your picture, Fridays preferred. $3.50 per hour. 232- TICKETS rections: Walk down (15 min.) Notre but you were expecting that. I was go1ng 7273. 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WILL PAY FOR lett1ng me down eas1ly. bus company doesn't have it, so some Will Pay Big Bucks! ALL GAS. CALL MIKE AT 3375. NEED 4 MICHIGAN STATE G.A. TICK­ nice concerned Domer must have picked HELP I ETS. WILL PAY $$$1 CALL MIKE X4340 it up for me. Thanks a millionllll Please need 2 GA's for any home football JUNIORS I THANK YOU ST. JUDE call the Senior Class Office at £239-5136 game. Call Janice at 271-9130 evenings Desparately need 2 G A's for USC. Pay FACULTY MEMBER SEEKS CASUAL and ask for Amy so I can thank you and or 283-4653 days. top $, CALL £1409 THURSDAY I DESPERATE!!! pick it up. If no one is in, please leave a CLERICAL ASSISTANT, $4.5Q.hour, for CLASS PICNIC! message on the answering machine. library, post office, similar errands. Ap­ WANTED: 4 PURDUE GA'S. PLEASE THURSDAY! need MSU TICKET' plications in writing to Dr Tom Karmo, I need 2 GA's for Mich St! Please call CALL LAURA 234-6281 EVES. HOT AIR BALLOONING! STUDENT or GA! 251 Decio, by Monday September 7. 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Thursday, September 3, 1987 The Observer page 11 AL roundup Tigers beat Tribe on one hit Associated Press Jack Morris, 16-7, gave up Walker's 24th homer capped five hits for the victory. a four-run sixth inning. Fred DETROIT - Tom Candiotti Manrique and Jerry Hairston pitched 7 ~:-3 no-hit innings until Blue Jays 7, Angels 6 singled with one out off Paul Matt Nokes singled for TORONTO - George Bell hit Kilgus, 2-6, and Ivan Calderon Detroit's only hit Wednesday a two-run opposite field homer had an RBI single. night, but the Tigers beat the in the eighth inning to snap a Cleveland Indians 2-1. 5-5 tie and lift the Toronto Blue Mariners 8, Orioles 6 Candiotti hurt himself with Jays to a 7-6 victory over the BALTIMORE Mickey his own wildness, walking California Angels Wednesday. Brantley drove in three runs seven and making a wild pick­ Bell's homer, his American with a pair of doubles and Dave off throw. A walk and first League-leading 42nd, came off Valle had two RBI singles Wed­ baseman ~roe Carter's error led a 3-0 pitch from DeWayne nesday night, leading the to a run in the fifth inning, and Buice, 5-6, and offset a two-run Seattle Mariners over the Bal­ a walk and Nokes' single made homer by California's George timore Orioles 8-6. it 2-0 in the eighth. Hendrick in the top of the in­ With Cleveland trailing in the ning that had tied the score 5-5. Yankees 3, Athletics 2 eighth, Candiotti could have NEW YORK - Jerry Royster been within one out of pitching White Sox 5, Rangers singled home the winning run a no-hitter. But Nokes lined a 0 in the lOth inning after Mickey clean single over second CHICAGO - Greg Walker hit Tettleton's passed ball allowed baseman Tommy Hinzo's head a three-run homer and Dave Don Mattingly to reach base. to score pinch runner Jim LaPoint combined with Bobby The Minnesota Twins and Oakland Athletics are battling for AL Walewander, who entered Thigpen on a five-hitter Wed­ West supremecy. Minnesota defeated Boston last night while the after a leadoff walk to Darrell nesday night as the Chicago Yankees beat Oakland to give the Twins a game-and-a-half lead, Evans. White Sox beat the Texas Rang­ Candiotti, a knuckleballer, ers 5-0 . Baseball fell to 7-14. One of the victories LaPoint, 3-2, gave up four ••••••••••••••••• was a one-hitter against New hits in seven innings. He struck York on Aug. 1, when Candiotti out three and walked one. Thig­ Standings Desperately seeking held the Yankees hitless for pen relieved to start the eighth seven innings. Candiotti struck NATIONAL LEAOU! and allowed a single to Ruben Eut out seven. Sierra, who had three hits. W L Pet. 01!1 St. Louis 79 53 .596 New York 76 57 .571 3.5 CREW Montreal 74 58 .581 5 Philadelphia 70 63 .526 9.5 ~Knights of the Castle Chicago 67 65 .508 12 for Pittsburgh 61 72 .459 18.5 Men's Hairstyling W•t ODC 1 San Francisco Dance Company You choose a first class campus San Franclaoo 71 63 .530 performing on campus. Houston 86 67 .496 4.5 Why not a first class haircut? Cincinnati 86 88 .493 5 Volunteers needed on Tuesday, Sept. 15 and Atlanta 57 75 .432 13 Los Angeles 58 n .421 t4.5 Wednesday, Sept 16. ~riNUTES AWAY FROM CAMPUS San Diego 54 79 .406 16.5 212-6312 211·1691 (Experience a plus but not necessary) W..:tneedlly'o RHUitl OJrSCOUNTS FOR ALL STUDENTS Montreal 7, San Franclaco 3 Call Nick at 239-7757 ~ Pittsburgh 2, Atlanta 0 Ironwood l& St. Road (behind Subway Sandwiches) Houston 10, Chicago 1 Cincinnati 3, St. Louis 1 ...... New York 4, San Diego 3 Philadelphia 6, Loa Angeles 2

AMERICAN LEAGUE Eaot w L Pet. Ql!l Detroit 79 52 .803 toronto 79 54 .594 t New York 75 58 .584 5 Milwaukee 72 60 .545 7.5 Boston 63 88 .461 16 Baltimore 60 73 .451 20 Cleveland 51 63 .381 29.5 The Obse1~ver Weot Minnesota 70 64 .522 Oakland 88 65 .511 1.5 California 88 88 .493 4 Kansas City 65 88 .469 4.5 Seanle 63 70 .474 6.5 would like to announce an Texas 62 70 .470 7 Chicago 56 76 .424 13

W..:lneldoy'e RIIUitl Toronto 7, California 6 New York 3, Oakland 2, 10 Inn. Seenle 8, Banlmore 6 Detroit 2, Cleveland 1 Chicago 5, Texas 0 Minnesota 5, Boston 4 Milwaukee 3, Kansas City 2 Escape OPEN HOUSE continued from page 16 that lapses in concentration won't win us many games. We'll be all right." The Irish take on Drake to­ morrow night at 7:35 under the on Thursday, September 3, at 8:00 p.m. lights at Krause stadium. Grace is hoping his squad will in the Montgomery l~oom rebound from Tuesday's game with a vengeance. of the LaFortune Student Center "This might sound as bit cocky," said Grace, "but I feel (formerly the Little Theater) sorry for Drake having to come here to play us. We'll be hungry and ready for a big win. I'll be disappointed if we're not. Hopefully, we'll have a nice crowd and we'll gain some mo­ mentum for the rest of the year." IRISH ITEMS Senior ALL ARE goalkeeper Tim Hartigan suf­ fered a knee injury in warmups on Tuesday and will be out of action indefinitely. Hartigan reinjured the knee which kept WELCOME! him out of action for a week in the preseason ...The Irish con­ tinued their dominance over Loyola, running their all-time mark to 7-0-1. ~--

page 12 The Observer Thursday, September 3, 1987

1 l Hatcher left in limbo ~ after bat incident ~ Associated Press He has 11 home runs and 57 runs batted in. HOUSTON - A suspension of Tuesday night's loss was Houston outfielder Billy Houston's seventh in a row, Hatcher for using a corked bat dropping the Astros farther be­ would be a serious blow to the hind division leading San Astros' chances of repeating as Francisco. National League Western Divi­ sion champions, Manager Hal Hatcher said all of his regu­ Lanier says. lar bats were broken, so he un­ Hatcher, one of the few wittingly grabbed the corked Astros who has hit consistently bat in Tuesday's loss. all season, was ejected in the Lanier backed Hatcher's fourth inning of Tuesday story. night's 3-2loss to Chicago after "Putting cork in a bat is not his bat split in two, revealing going to help a Billy Hatcher it had been corked. at all because of the kind of hit­ AP Photo Umpire crew chief John ter he is," Lanier said. Umpires hold the evidence on Billy Hatcher. bat he was using, pitcher Dave Smith's, had McSherry said the bat con­

,( Hatcher is pleading that he did not realize the been tampered with. tained 3-4 inches of cork and "That is one of the bats our had been sent to the league of­ pitchers use to play their silly fice. Katy Feeney, the league's little games to see how far they NL roundup spokeswoman, said it would be can hit the ball in batting prac- several days before a decision . tice. could be made on suspension. "It just happened to be the Reds gain ground on leaders same model of bat Billy uses "I have to stand up for him and he was out of bats, so he because the bat wasn't even picked it up." Associated Press Williams and John Franco, who Astros 10, Cubs 1 his," Lanier said. "I'd hate to gained his 25th save. HOUSTON - Kevin Bass be­ be without a player of his The incident occurred at a SAN FRANCISCO - Herm came the first National League caliber for any length of time time when the league is looking Winningham drove in four runs It was the second straight player ever to hit home runs at this stage of the pennant into the possibility that some with a home run and a double win for the Reds, who had from both sides of the plate in race." batters have loaded their bats as the Montreal Expos dropped nine of their previous a game twice in the same Hatcher is hitting .311, ranks with cork or shredded rubber defeated the San Francisco 11 contests. By winning, third­ season as the Houston Astros fourth in the NL with 149 hits. to add distance to their drives. Giants 7-3 Wednesday. place Cincinnati moved five snapped a seven-game losing With the Expos trailing 3-0 games behind first-place San streak with a 10-1 win over the after six innings, Winningham Francisco in the National Chicago Cubs Wednesday hit a three-run homer to cap a League West. night. four-run seventh and added an Be a full-time (f) RBI double in the ninth. ~~ 0- Pascual Perez, 1-0, won his ~ first major-league game since student July 14, 1985. He left in the seventh with runners at second and a part-time B and third and none out. Perez, (J the former Atlanta pitcher who was out of baseball last year, ~r. z allowed six hits and three runs If you're highly compctiti\·e and in top physical - in six-plus innings. condition, you might want to become part z Reliever Andy McGaffigan of Ranger Challenge in the Army Rescr\'e retired three straight batters to Officers' Training Corps. ~ end the threat in the seventh, NEWEST IN f- and Tim Burke pitched the Its a program of intense mental and physical final two innings for his 13th HAIR DESIGN challenges. And if you're among the best, you could represent your college and your cadre ~ save. We're proud to announce the arrival of the L.LJ shining new star in the galaxy of hair design during the national competitions at the Army ROTCs summer Ad\'anced Camp. u . . . the Seja System. - Reds 3, Cardinals 1 Seja is the computerized system that al­ Ranger Challenge is anything but easy. But it is the most rigorous, rewarding and exciting ST. LOUIS - Bo Diaz hit a lows you to try on new hairstyle as easily as two-run homer with two outs in experience on campus. the eighth inning, leading the having your picture taken. To find out more about enrolling in Army Cincinnati Reds to a 3-1 victory You've seen it on "The Today Show" and ROTC, and for complete details on the over the St. Louis Cardinals read about it in "Vogue", "Self' and "Elle" Army ROTCs Ranger Challenge, talk to your Wednesday night. Take the guesswork out of new cuts and hair- Professor of Military Science, today. Diaz's homer, his 14th of the color ... and call us today. season, snapped a 1-1 tie. The hit followed a walk to Buddy Computerized System $40 INTERESTED??? Bell by Danny Cox, 9-5, who Bring in this ad to receive had retired the first two batters CALL CAPTAIN DOMINGO in the inning. $10 OFF any hair service 239-6264 Ron Robinson, 7-3, gained his _ 143 Dlxieway South _ fourth straight victory for Cin­ 234 5350 277 0505 finalcinnati three with innings relief fromhelp Frankin the ..______..

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Under NFL by-laws, Under the old rule, which will any new rule must be approved be back in use for the final week NEW YORK - NFL owners by 21 of the 28 teams. of the exhibition season, teams bowed to pressure from had 30 seconds to snap the ball coaches Wednesday and Under the experiment, ap­ after the referee signalled it scrapped the experimental 40- proved by the owners last ready for play. second clock, reinstating the spring, the 40-second clock was Proponents of the 40-second old 30-second clock for the reg­ started as soon as the whistle clock, led by Tex Schramm of ular season and playoffs. blew to end the previous play. the Dallas Cowboys, argued In a vote taken by computer- After timeouts, teams had 25 that not only did it speed up the . . ized teletype, 13 teams voted to seconds to put the ball into games but that they seemed play. better paced. 15 vmed A• c;~~d;; Are the Irish ready for those and resumed kicking last week. ' games? Last year all but one Junior walk-on Reggie Ho is of the tight contests slipped also in the race at the continued 1'rom page 16 away. placekicker position. control in the huddle. I've got "I think our players learned "You just can't come close '~'( . to be a leader-after bad plays what it takes to compete week to simulating the pressure of r and things like that. in and week out against the kicking in front of 106,000 Everybody's got to keep their schedule we play," Holtz said. people," Holtz said. "We'll just heads up." "I hope the USC game (a 38-37 have to wait and see. Phelan • Irish comeback victory in the has done some awfully good ••• last game of the season) proved things in practice." to them what it takes to win the Last yea1~'s season opener is close games against good ••• one that will stick in the minds teams." The Observe~reg Kohs of a lot of people for a lot of Yes, the returning Irish In preparation for the reasons. players have been there before. opening game, Holtz began George Streeter and the Irish secondary look to do some heavy holding practice on the hitting this season. Brian O'Gara details the outlook of the de­ For some~, the 24-23 Michigan But the key to winning the fensive backfield in his story on the back page. triumph in Notre Dame close ones is often a good kick­ astroturf of Cartier Field on Stadium was a game Notre ing game. And as of now, the Wednesday. Dame really won. Replays Notre Dame kickers have not In addition, some of the Irish clearly showed that tight end seen anything close to that kind reserves (the prep team) are lltocco's Pizza Joel Williams landed inbounds of pressure. wearing the numbers of Mic­ with the potentia.l game­ Senior punter Vince Phelan higan starters and running South Bend's "Original Pizza" wmmng touchdown even replaces Dan Sorensen as the Wolverine plays against the and a tradition with students though an official said other­ Irish punter. The walk-on Irish first teams. wise. punted once all last year, a 33- "You never know how For others, the Irish defeat yarder against Penn State. they're going to play on the turf was a ,case of veteran in front of 106,000 people," Only a few blocks from campus Kicking field goals likely will placekicker John Carney not be either senior walk-on Ted Holtz said. 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page 14 The Observer Thursday, September 3, 1987 Women's cross country strong heading into Purdue Triangular By THERESA KELLY will take the place of our time is to finish in the top fifteen at Sports Writer trials, so we'll find out a lot District. about the team." Another battle will be for the Running across the golf Ryan says the team is North Star Conference champi­ courses of the Midwest is not greatly improved, but the onship. Ryan expects the Irish everyone's idea of a good time, schedule is also tougher than and the Blue Demons of DePaul but the Irish women's cross in 1986. to run a close race for the title. country team does just that, "We've dropped the dual "DePaul has two outstanding training hard and racing meet with Detroit and added in "··;rt11als, twin sisters who against some tough competi­ Ball State, plus the Notre Dame are great runners. I expect our tion Invitational, which includes depth to overcome the strength Coach Dan Ryan has already Michigan State, Virginia and of those two." seen improvement in what is top teams from the NAIA and With good reason, Ryan is en­ only the second year of varsity Divisions I and II." thusiastic about the upcoming competition for the Irish. season. "We've got our top seven run­ But the toughest race for the "I've seen significant im­ ners returning," said Ryan. Irish will, as always, be the provement~ over last year. The "Plus the addition of several District Meet. The district in­ girls came in to practice in strong freshmen and some cludes Wisconsin (number two shape and ready to go. We good walk-ons." in the nation last year) and worked with them from there, Last year's team leaders, Iowa (ranked No. 14 nation­ and everything is going really Julia Merkel and Kathleen Leh­ wide). A goal for Ryan's team well." man, are back to improve on last season's impressive per­ formances. Freshman addi­ tions to the team are Jenny Top seeds successful Ledrick, Renee Kaptur, and Edberg of Sweden, No. 3 Mats Terese Lemanski. Associated Press Wilander of Sweden and No.5 "We're really strong and NEW YORK - Sixth-seeded Miloslav Mecir of Czechos­ deep," said Ryan. "The teams Jimmy Connors celebrated his lovakia. AP Photo have strong individuals, but 35th birthday Wednesday with In women's play, top-seeded Mats Wilander was among the many seeded players to advance our depth may be the deciding a 6-1,6-4, 6-4 victory over fellow Steffi Graf downed Bettina in the first round of the U.S. Open Tennis Tournament. factor in all the meets." American Joey Rive in an Fulco of -Argentina 6-0, 6-3. The first test of that depth opening-round match at the comes this weekend at the U.S. open tennis champion­ Connors served extremely Purdue Triangular. ships. well against Rive, ranked 101st "We're up against some ''This is no different than the in the world. The five-time IF tough competition with Purdue last 18 years," said Connors, Open winner got 89 percent of and Illinois State," said Ryan. the highest-seeded American his first serves in during the Both teams finished among the male at the Open: "I've cele­ match, including 96 percent in YOU top fifteen in last year's tough brated my birthday here every the final set. district meet. year. I'm looking forward to "This weekend will be a good the day when I don't." "I played quite well," be indication of what to expect for Other first-round winners in­ said. "I just wanted to keep my THOUGHT the season," said Ryan. "This cluded second-seeded Stefan mind on my business." YOU Strength. Style. 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• Notre Dame gets away with w1n Irish QB confident By PETE SKIKO Sports Writer "Hail to the victors . . " One of the Notre Dame second-string linemen was hum­ The Notre Dame soccer team ming the Michigan fight song after starting quarterback opened its season at Loyola on Terry Andrysiak fumbled a snap and the defense Tuesday, narrowly escaping in recovered. That was in a practice Monday. overtime by the score of 2-1. But in less than two weeks--nine days to be exact--it's The outcome was a little too not going to be a second-string lineman. And he's not going narrow for Irish Head Coach to be humming, either. Dennis Grace. "Hey, we'll take the win," said Grace, in his fourth year Marty as the Irish mentor, "but we'll certainly have to play with bet­ Strasen ter intensity than that if we're going to compete this year. We Football Notebook quite easily could have been up by two or three goals by the time we got our first goal, and In front of some 106,000 people at Michigan Stadium we let down after we did next Saturday afternoon, 11 hungry Wolverine defenders score." will be lining up to take their shots at Andrysiak, a quar­ The win came by virtue of terback with a lot of weight on his relatively untested freshman Steve LaVigne's goal shoulders. seven minutes into the extra "The consistency of Terry Andrysiak will go a long way session on a nice feed from toward determining whether or not we're going to have a junior Randy Morriss. Morriss successful year," Holtz said. "He's shown good control of opened the scoring at the 22 the offense so far (this fall). There are still a few things minute mark with the assist to work on and sharpen up, but he has established himself going Bruce "Tiger" McCourt, as our number-one quarterback." the 12th leading scorer in Notre The senior started one game last season and one during Dame history. Loyola tallied his sophomore year, and has completed 52 of his 91 career early in the second period to tie passes. the game, and that's the way And although Michigan Stadium is not the friendliest of places to begin a tenure as Notre Dame's number-one it stayed until LaVigne fired The Observe[)f'ile Photo home the gamewinner. Randy Morris and the Notre Dame soccer team defeated Loyola quarterback, Andrysiak has an interesting outlook on the To Grace, however, the win in the season opener Tuesday. Pete Skiko has the details at welcoming he will receive nine days from now. was but consolation for his left. "I'm really looking forward to it," he said. "The pres­ squad's relatively lackluster a good soccer team. Loyola Grace. "At the half, one of the sure of playing there might get me away from the pressure performance. gained confidence with every coaches told me that we had of playing for Coach Holtz in practice day in and day out. "In competitive soccer, minute that we didn't score. played the limit already and I They really pick you to death around here." teams are most vulnerable to Loyola taught us a lot-­ was shocked. I was trying to But the keen eye Holtz has been keeping on his top a letdown right after they score hopefully next time we'll do the give a lot of the younger guys signal-caller seems to be paying off. Andrysiak has been or right after they are scored teaching." a chance, and that might have solid in both fall scrimmages so far, completing most of upon," explained Grace. "We Grace realizes, however, contributed to the letdowns. his passes and running the option well. definitely eased up after we got that it is early in the season and But I don't anticipate that we'll "It's really hard to tell how much better you're getting the early score. Essentially, we that he played the limit of 18 have many more problems when they're always after you to keep at it," Andrysiak sat back, watched the game, players during the course of the similar to those as the season said. "But I feel confident. and hoped they (Loyola) game, many of them freshmen. wears on. The veterans know ''The big thing for me right now is keeping things under wouldn't score. You can't do "Not only did I play 18, but see LEADER, page 13 that and expect to win against all18 were in by halftime,'' said see ESCAPE, page 11 Ticket sales continue Secondary looks to hit hard GATE 3 -....---:-G-AT_E 4,, _GATE 5 GA.;..;JE;,;,6-:---:--..:::GATE 7 By BRIAN O'GARA he earned midway through the fall were on special teams, but Sports Writer 1986 campaign after Brandy a strong spring put Smagala in G?~~~CD CD 0 0 @ ® ® @1~:-'~ Wells' knee injury. Streeter's the driver's seat at right cor­ GATE/1:!!! ~\fl n n n n n n n n "/"'> ~sE9 If Irish strong safety George 44 tackles last fall is tops nerback. Streeter has his way, Notre among returning defensive Smagala is more than ready 0~ h ~®~ Dame's opponents will be using backs. Battling Streeter for the to get the season underway. a lot of ice and tape after 60 starting spot at strong safety "I can't wait to go out and minutes with the Irish. has been junior Pat Eilers, a have the chance to hit someone I 10 "Except for the (Chicago) transfer from Yale who has else besides my teammates," Bears," said Streeter, "I don't said Smagala. "Right now @"' : ""@) GATE@"'-r-11 I~!+t~, _\ 111-::~""@ think any team in football will we're just hitting the same 18~ ~ hit harder than Notre Dame guys every day." this season." "We are very pleased with With only nine days before Stan and Corny," said Forbes. G FlFl E11 the Irish open against Mic­ "They are both fairly new to ATE11':1®'%%;~ ® ®®®@®@®@\/GAT~~\ ~~·~~\ ~ ~~~~ GATE16'-. _/GATE12 higan, defensive secondary their positions and have GATE 15 • •. GATE 13 -~ coach Terry Forbes is readying worked hard to learn what they GATE14 ~ his troops for the rigors of an­ need to. We expect some good other top-notch schedule. things from both of them this Special to The Observer Despite losing cornerback year." Students are asked to bring thier aj)plication, remittance Troy Wilson and free safety At left cornerback, the Irish and ID card to Gate 10 of the ACC on the day specified Steve Lawrence to graduation have two experienced seniors for each class. One student maY- present a maximum of last May, Forbes looks for good battling for the starting spot. four (4) applications and ID cards. Married students wis­ things from the defensive Both Brandy Wells and Marv hing to purchase a ticket for their spouse must show proof backs this fall. Stan Smagala Spence saw a lot of action last of marnage. The ticket for a spouse is the same price as a student ticket. "We'll have a different crew been impressive in spring and fall and should do the same in Student football ticket applications have been sent to all out there this season," said fall workouts. the 1987 campaign. Wells took students with a campus or local address. If you have not Forbes, " but they are playing Holding down the top spot at over the number-one spot from yet received your application or if the class status Rre­ well together and they have free safety will be junior Corny Spence last fall for the final two printed on your application is incorrect1 you are asked to come to understand the system Southall, who was named the games of the season, and holds come to the Ticket Office on the secona floor of the ACC very well in the past year. most improved defensive back an edge at the moment to start prior to your designated class issue day. "To play defensive back, you in spring drills. Southall • the Michigan game. have to know what to do, have switched to the secondary last the physical ability to do it, and fall after coming to playing Over the last few years, maintain concentration on tailback his freshman year. Notre Dame secondaries have your job. We know what we Senior Chris Kvochak and played in the shadow of excep­ have to do and have the physi­ sophomore David Jandric will tional Irish defensive line and Freshmen: Thursday, September 3 cal ability. Our concentration back up Southall. linebacking squads. With has been good, but we have to One of the most improved added depth and a hard-hitting keep working harder on that players and toughest competi­ squad, this year's defensive aspect of our game." tors among the secondary is backfield should leave its own Streeter will be returning to sophomore Stan Smagala. mark on Irish fans, as well as the strong safety position that Most of his appearances last Irish opponents.