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1 ALTON,Alesile EAST ST. LOUIS & EDWARDSVILLE A Quick Look Inside Modified parking proposal; graduated increase By Melanie Adams opinions and that the overall consensus leaving the university within this five 3/ Editorial Assistant News Editor was to spread the increase over a five year period,” Vanzo said. year period instead of a two year period. Overall, the increase will be $60 Editor in Chief Roy Students and faculty concerned with The council agreed. instead of the original $55. Vanzo the parking sticker increase may explained that the increase was Gilmore reminds us raised five dollars due to the interest get a break for next year if a Tentative increase spread under that there things that the school will incur moving it to project ' proposed by the five year plan if approved by BOT: more important chancellor’s council is approved by a five year, instead of a two year, than sports—PLUS the board of trustees on April 11. spread. •First year $20 increase The whole project—the Campus Comments Ken Neher, vice chancellor of administration, David Heth, proposed im provem ents a:nd the parking sticker increase—will go director of financial affairs and •Second year $ 1 5 increase before the board of trustees meeting Bob Vanzo, director of 9 / Soundwaves on April 11, when the BOT will look administration services, * were •Third year $ 1 O increase at the proposal and either give its requested by Chancellor Belck to 1 0 / Lifestyle approval or shoot down the speak with the student, faculty and •Fourth year $ 1 O increase proposal. Michelle Halvachs staff senates to allow them to voice “We are also requesting the looks at the history their concerns and incite on the president’s office to look into the proposed parking sticker •Fifth year $5 increase of SIUE’s mascot. feasibility of selling revenue bonds to increases, Vanzo said. pay for the project,” Vanzo said. “We “There was among the senates a Total increase amount : $60 are still in the planning stages. If the 11 / Photo Essay prevailing opinion that the work BOT gives their approval, we could needed to be done but that the two seriously move ahead with the years proposed in to raise taxes project at hand.” ‘Mil was said to be too steep,” Vanzo added. What this means to students, Vanzo Vanzo also mentioned that the $20 “The suggestion overall was to spread explained, is that instead of a $30 increase for the first year, if approved, is the increase throughout a longer five increase next year their will be only a assured and that the remaining increases year period instead.” $20 increase and in the following years over the following years will vary j; |k Vanzo said that Ken Neher, a the price will vary from $15 to $10 to $5. depending on the construction bids and member of the chancellor’s council, “The spread will make it more the interest rate the revenue bonds went to the council about the senates’ affordable for students who will be warrant at sale.

The A lestle’s very own Leslie Hunche Famous poet reads literary works at SIUE has her work By David Weil readings. Roy also expressed her pleasure to be back at SIUE, spotlighted in a News Reporter her alma mater, for the reading. photo essay by “It’s wonderful to be here this morning, to be invited to read Jeremy Paschall. Darlene Roy read samples of her poetry on Wednesday, and to come back to the university,” said Roy. April 2, in the Lovejoy Library Auditorium as part of theMM Roy went on to read several examples of her original poetry, 1 2 / Sports 1996 Reading Series. The series is dedicated to exposing SIUE including the poem “Black Bridge Blues” that appeared on students to talented authors of diverse cultural background. Metro/Link trains and Bi-State buses. Roy’s poetry ranged from Tennis wins 5-2 “We are less interested in art for art’s sake. While that may the distinctly personal “Moving On,” written with her divorce in mind but relating to any time of moving on, to the more over University of be important, we want people who have something to say,” said Eugene Redmond, organizer of the 1996 Reading Series. political “Malcolm Morphesis,” an examination of the human Southern Indiana— Redmond opened the reading by welcoming students with power to change from within. “One of the things we can learn from ‘Malcolm’ is the fact AND softball the Swahili phrases “Habari gani,” which is a casual greeting, that we can change. We can come from nowhere to everywhere sweeps a pair from and “Njeme,” a positive response. Redmond went on to give involving everything and everybody,” said Roy. Fontbonne some brief highlights of Roy’s career as a writer. In addition to her own work, Roy read a poem from local College—PLUS Roy’s writing has appeared in Black American Literature writer Henry Dumas called “Play Ebony, Play Ivory.” Roy also Track takes it to Forum, Literati Chicago, American Poetry Anthology and read a poem by Redmond titled “Carryover,” a tribute to the the outdoors— Break Word With the World. Roy also serves as associate editor power of the residents of E. St. Louis—past, present, and of Drumvoices Review and has had her poetry displayed in over future. ALSO baseball fifty MetroLink trains and Bi-State buses as part of the Redmond then thanked Roy and the audience before wins one. MetroLink/Art Transit program. inviting everyone to have punch and cookies outside the “Darlene Roy is a major figure in the literary, cultural, and auditorium. 1 5 / Comics educational rebirth of this region,” said Redmond. Roy was the third of four scheduled writers in the 1996 Roy continued the theme of culture by greeting students Reading Series. The final author will be poet and critic Michael 1 6 / Classifieds with the Swahili greeting “Ire Ashe,” before beginning her Castro of River Styx magazine.

i n brief Lesbian seeks custody Dinosaur egg fetches $4,800 Dog and 40 cats taken from Man accused of raping two Edwardsville council OKs bond • A lesbian has asked a • A 100 million-year-old home girls • Residents of the Steinmeier judge to give her custody of dinosaur egg fetched $4,800 at • An animal rights group • A 20-year-old East St. Woods subdivision are closer a child born to a woman she an Easter charity sale in rounded up about 40 cats and Louis, man is jailed under to getting relief from the claims was once her lover. Vienna, Austria. The a dog from an elderly woman $250,000 bail for allegedly flooding problems that the grapefruit size egg, which The lesbian says she has who could no longer care for raping the 5 and 7-year-old spring rains usually bring.The carried a tarbosaurus, was City Council on Tuesday raised the child, now almost them. Alice Schuetz, assistant daughters of friends in found this century in China’s approved an ordinance 3, from the time he was 2 or director of the Alton Area Belleville. Edward T. Henan province beside the authorizing the issuing of up 3-days-old until last June, Animal Aid Association, said skeleton of an adult dinosaur. Williams faces five separate to $400,000 in sewage when she returned him to his The tarbosaurus was an Asian the cats and dog were taken sexual assault charges revenue bonds to help finance mother under threat of relative of Tyrannosaurus from the home and will be put following his arrest by three sewer projects including prosecution. Rex. under adoption. Belleville Police. one in Steinmeier Woods. Page 2 T h''e Alesile Thursday, April 4, 1996

Letters to the editor policy: News Around the World Editor-Brian Walsh Please submit letters Assistant-Melanie Adams State and Local------typewritten in 500 words or Photo less. Please include phone Editor-Jeremy Paschall Teen hacker accused of security breach number and signature. Assistant-Vacant • A St. Louis teen-ager arrested last week near Philadelphia on computer fraud We reserve the right to Lifestyle charges is more than just a kid with a hobby—and far more dangerous, federal Editor-Darryl Howlett authorities say. edit letters to the editor. Assistant-Vacant Christopher Schanot, 19, of High Ridge, Mo., is a computer genius who “hacked” Letters to the editor will not Sports his way into the computers of some of the nation’s largest companies, causing security be printed anonymously Editor-Eli Savoie breaches that forced at least one company to spend thousands of dollars fixing. except under extreme Assistant-Todd Spann Authorities have linked him to a group of hackers called the Internet Liberation circumstances. Copy Editors Front and say he’s capable of seizing control of virtually any computer and wreaking Chief-Lindsay Wright Kerri Sorensen havoc. The Alestle is a member of the Illinois College Press Shawna Thomas Production Assistant National______Association. Lesley Hunsche The name Alestle is an Advertising Department Marriage request rejected by deacon acronym derived from the Sales Manager-Matt Larson • An all-white church that backed down from an attempt to remove a mixed-race names of the three campus Todd Volz baby from its cemetery is refusing to marry the child’s parents or let them join the locations of SIUE: Alton, Jeremy Reece church, the family said Tuesday. Circulation Lila Wireman, the baby’s great-grandmother, said deacon Logan Lewis told her East St. Louis and vacant the child’s parents, Jamie Wireman and Jeffrey “Bubba” Johnson, would not be Edwardsville. Student Secretaries allowed to wed at Barnetts Creek Baptist Church. The Alestle is published Trudy Trover on Tuesdays and Thursdays Melanie Rainey International______during fall and spring Editor in Chief semesters, and on Roy Gilmore Study: shots effective in blocking conception Wednesdays during summer • Weekly injections of testosterone reduce the sperm count of almost all men to below the threshold needed for conception, according to a study published Tuesday semesters. For more by the World Health Organization in London. information, call (618) 692- The Alestle The 2 1/2-year study of 399 couples in nine countries found that the injections were 3528. Campus Box 1167 an effective contraception for 98.6 percent, according to the report in Fertility and Edwardsville IL, 62026-1167 Sterility, the journal of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.

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editorial______.______Life is life and sports are sports—we need to remember that

Just the other day, I was Everything seemed pretty minor W e complain about the outrageous contracts that the anxiously awaiting the opening when I heard it, so I posted no cause for athletes are signing. We get upset when we have to pay ceremonies for the Cubs game and I alarm. The Cubs game was played as high prices for tickets. We cringe when the salesperson thought to myself, “I love this time scheduled as were the rest of the games tells us the price for the new pair of shoes that your of year. It’s baseball time. That that were on the slate, except one, favorite player endorses. And for what? means the start of warm weather. Cincinnati’s. As I watched the update, I The most honorable thing that happened on Opening The time for shorts and t-shirts. The wondered why that game wasn’t being Day was not who threw out the first pitch or which time to wash the car and make even played. Do they know how much money I team unveiled their new uniforms or who got their the ugliest of hoopties look good.” have riding on Eric Davis’ comeback road. rings. It was the two teams that were Just then my roommate, sports I'm hoping that has another scheduled to play before McSherry died. They were too editor Eli, rushed in the apartment Editorial great season. I need Pete Schourek to distraught and felt compassion for him and his family trying to catch the ceremonies before dominate some games. So to me, this and the game of baseball. So, when the game was set to they ended. He too was just as By Roy Gilmore game was, well, kinda important. begin again after the delay, the players on the Reds and excited as I was. In fact, we So I thought! That is until word came Expos requested that the game be postponed instead. dedicated the day as a national that at 3:01 p.m. McSherry was They couldn’t possibly play a game after what they had holiday. Opening Day is a time that, unlike the pronounced dead at a Cincinnatti hospital. just witnessed. beginning of basketball or football, is special. There are Keeping with the spirit of opening day is kinda hard Then I heard the rudest thing. After I found out who it came from, I thought, that figures. She should be always ceremonies at every stadium and all the hoopla when you find out that someone that was very vital to banned from the league. that goes on is unbelievable. the game just died on the playing field. In front of , the ever popular Cincinnati Reds Little did I know that watching a baseball game thousands of people. How important is this game? owner, said that she could not understand why the game I thought about it long that day. I watched the replay would change my outlook on the sport that I love so was postponed. She said she thought that baseball had dearly. of McSherry collapsing behind home plate. I got chills hurt fans enough last year with the strike and couldn’t On the first pitch of the new season for the Cubs, I down my spine. I never thought that I would watch a afford to take more from them this year. was tremendously excited. Jaime Navarro was person die. Especially on a baseball diamond. W ell Marge, news flash, the fans weren’t being hurt throwing, what seemed, at least 100 mph. He was just Many things ran through my head as I watched it. by the game being postponed, they were hurt by the as pumped as I was. The game even got better when he What about his family? What about the other umpires? fact that they had just watched a man that had given struck the lead-off hitter. So being the remote control What about the game of baseball? The game of over half his life to the game of baseball pass away freak that I am, I had to channel surf. On TBS.was the baseball. The game. right in front of their eyes. game. On channel 11 was that St. Louis That’s exactly what-it is. A GAME. Before Also Marge, the fans weren’t the only one’s team playing. Then I turned to ESPN and found out that McSherry’s untimely death, I never really, paid that suffering. Players, other umpires and yes, even owners the Reds game was being postponed. But why? It much attention to other aspects except for the game also suffered. The entire baseball world suffered wasn’t raining or anything. Besides, this was opening points. I took a lot of things for granted. Game times. because it had just lost one of the best umpires it ever day. You can’t postpone opening day! Players’ stats. Box scores. All of that meaningless stuff. had. Maybe Marge should have joined them by showing Very shortly after surfing the channels again, I But now, I look at the game I love and even the some compassion. found out that the game was postponed because other sports I love, and see that jve, the fans, and the Little things like this help put things back into John McSherry collapsed on the field. Knowing that players and owners have forgotten that this is just a perspective. I wonder how many people will now look McSherry has left games before due to health reasons, game and should be treated as so. Life is big, sports are- at their lives and figure out which things are more at first I was not too concerned. just a small part of it. important to them. Campus Comments If you inherited $6 million and you found out the world would be ending in 48 hours, what would you do?

“I'd pay to insulate the “I'd buy France and live in “I’d get $6 million worth “I’d drop all of it off the “I’d try to pay everyone’s AIDS Quilt to make Pat the Louvre.” of Sigma Punch.” roof of a building because in parking fines at SIUE.” Buchanan angry!” two days it’s not worth anything anyway.”

Matt Mcllinger Misty Hosbrough Alexander Fox Marni Pearlman Rob Thornberry Soph., Philosophy Fr., Undecided Jr., Elementary Education Wildlife Conservation Soph., Art Design

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Police guard dorms after robbery attempt, shot fired FITCHBURG, Mass. (AP)—The first-ever shooting building. They also found bullet holes in the hallway security staff with city police, Shanley said. School at Fitchburg State College had campus and state police Neither student was injured. officials were also holding meetings with students to both trying to ease student fears while investigating the Some students have questioned whether attending the discuss safety measures such as using the school’s escort robbery attempt. ; school is too risky. A flood of telephone calls to students service. One male student and one female student said they from concerned parents followed news reports of the “This is the first shooting incident we’ve ever had on t were about to enter a townhouse-style residence hall at assault. campus,” Shanley said. “One of the neighborhoods about 9:45 p.m. Sunday when they were approached by “I talked to my mom, and she said, ‘If something’s not adjacent to campus was a source of trouble at one point two men wearing masks. One of the men was carrying a done, you’re not going back,”’ said Jeffrey Meola, a but we’ve never had a shooting on campus.” handgun, said school spokesman Michael Shanley. sophomore from Shrewsbury who lives in the 40-student Arming the campus police, an option under review for As the two students fled inside the building, one of the dorm where the shooting occurred. “Everybody’s shaken several months, has moved closer to reality, college men fired into the hallway after them. Police could not up, and if something’s not done they’re going to lose a lot president Michael P. Riccards said. The decision to assign find any trace of the men but they did find three bullet of students. A college education is not worth my life.” weapons to qualified campus police officers comes down casings and one round embedded in the side of the The city’s mayor agreed to supplement the college’s to students’ right to a safe environment, he said.

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Legislators complain about exhibit's name HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, Ky. (AP)—Northern Kentucky University dropped the name College Night of a scheduled art exhibit after some people, including state legislators, complained that on Thursdays it was irreverent. They felt the title, “Immaculate Misconceptions,” ridiculed the immaculate conception 1/2 price admission of the Virgin Mary. with college ID Peter Hollister, vice president for university relations, said NKU received a letter from Sen. Dick Roeding, R-Ft. Mitchell, and Rep. Royce Adams, D-Dry Ridge, saying the school should change the name of the Oct. 4 show. Call 628-4242 Hollister acknowledged that one consideration in dropping the name is the fact that for reservations legislators help determine funding for the university. The show’s coordinator, Ellen Zahorec, an adjunct professor at NKU, said she never was given a chance to explain the title to its critics. Stay in Touch! They would have learned the name was not blasphemous, but simply described artists’ depictions of their own understandings—and misconceptions—of Catholicism, she said. Stay on Campus! “I understand the position of the administration. They are caught between a rock and a University Housing Reservation Process 1996 -1997 hard place,” she said. “They want to continue to receive funding for the university. In this case, money talks.” O The letter from Roeding and Adams was sent on behalf of the Northern Kentucky legislative caucus, Hollister said. What if two, three or four of us want to “I can’t tell you whether all 13 members of the caucus felt exactly the same way,” he said. sign-up together for a new apartment? r Hollister said, “Legislators told us that they felt that the name of the show made it more If all of you are reserving spaces in a completely new difficult for them to support funding for the university, since many of the people who were apartment, each of you must fill out a "University upset about the title had drawn a conclusion that taxpayers’ money should not be used to Housing Reservation Form" and make sure that all support art shows that insulted people or violated people’s values.” of the other roommates are listed. Then, you can The art department voluntarily decided to drop the name, Hollister said. “It was never come to the following locations to turn in your forms anybody’s intention to upset the community.” and check apartment availability: Arturo Alonzo Sandoval, a University of Kentucky professor of art, said he planned to contribute a piece on the Catholic history of Columbus’ discovery of America. Tuesday, April 2 “As a child, we were told it was to save souls,” Sandoval said. “The truth is that they Tower Lake Commons Building 2 - 6pm came to the New World merely for gold. My piece is an attempt to straighten out the facts. That’s my misconception.’” Wednesday, April 3 Zahorec said the exhibit has not been renamed yet, adding that she is willing to try to Student Residence Hall 2- 6pm reach an agreement among the art department, the NKU administration and the 14 artists, including herself. Thursday, April 4 Most of the artists—who are from all over the United States—have told her they would UC Goshen Lounge 1 lam - 4pm prefer to move the exhibit to an off-campus venue and keep the original title. (One person may bring the forms for all of the roommates) Sandoval said he supports moving the exhibit from NKU if the name can’t be used because what’s happened represents artistic censorship. Apartments are reserved on a first-come, first served basis! “Cincinnati seems to have a closed consciousness,” he said. “There is a fear of losing funding or patrons. (But) artists work in provocative concepts, and you have to take the QUESTIONS? CALL 692-3931! punch.”

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University of If you are American Heart Tired of American Heart Association Association Oklahoma Fighting Heart Disease Fighting Heart Disease what you eat throwing and Stroke limits access to why not cut and Stroke your weight computer porn back on fat? around? Exercise. NORMAN, Okla. (AP)— University of Oklahoma officials are moving to eliminate the availability of pornography on campus computers, a problem they The University say is common to networks that have access to the Restaurant’s Internet. “While no group or agency Month of Great with computer access has the ability to control or eliminate Cheesecake the virtually unlimited mass Each week in April a different of material transmitted on flavor cheesecake will be offered! computer networks, the university certainly wants to April 1 -5 Chocolate Chocolate Chip do everything it can to reduce 8-12 Amaretto the misuse of our system by 15 - 19 Oreo those who transmit obscene 22 - 26 Raspberry Swirl material, and the university 29 - 5/3 Blueberry will do its best to fully comply Second Floor o f the University Center with the law as it relates to obscene material,” Catherine Bishop, the university’s associate vice president for public affairs, said Monday. The university, Ms. Bishop said, has established a task force composed of the general counsel’s office, the provost’s office and the Office of Computing and

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For Immediate Release Illinois House Republicans make March 20, 1996

The Edwardsville/Glen Carbon Chamber of their own education proposal Commerce is seeking applications to fill the SPRINGFIELD, 111. (AP)—House Republicans want Illinois schools to stand behind their Executive Vice President’s position. The suc­ product. If graduates enter jobs or college without the basic skills, then their high schools would cessful candidate will be the chief executive pay for one year of remedial training. “That diploma means something now. And if it doesn’t, you—the school district that has given officer, and lead a not for profit organization of the diploma—are liable,” said state Rep. Mary Lou Cowhshaw, R-Naperville, chairman of the 345 Members. As such, this individual’s duties House Committee on Elementary and Secondary Education. will include the planning, organization, and With Gov. Jim Edgar’s proposed education funding overhaul in tatters, House Republicans are proposing their own plan, which would make sweeping budget cuts to free an additional $500 direction of all Chamber operations, supervision million for education next fiscal year without raising taxes. of staff, facilities, and finances. The lack of a tax increase is crucial because Republican lawmakers do not want to propose raising taxes during an election year. Republicans already doomed Edgar’s proposal to let Applicants must have a Bachelor’s Degree Illinoisans vote on a constitutional amendment to set a minimum level for state funding of public and/or comparable work experience. Salary and education; they said such an amendment likely would have lead to a state tax increase. “The governor has a decent proposal out there, and they run like rabbits,” said Wayne Benefits are negotiable. Sampson, executive director of the Illinois State Association of School Boards. Resumes are to be mailed by April 30, 1996, to: Sampson was skeptical of the House GOP plan. ■» It would give each school district the exact amount of stale aid it received this year plus per- David Sherrill, Search Committee Chair pupil grants. A draft report suggested giving unit school districts $250 per pupil, elementary or Edwardsville/Glen Carbon Chamber high school districts $225 per pupil and newly consolidated unit districts $275 per pupil for five years. P.O. Box 568 Rep. Michael Weaver, R-Mattoon, said the grants should be used to provide technology Edwardsville IL 62025-0568 upgrades, building improvements or local property tax relief. “There would be no salary increases. It would have to be used to directly benefit the classroom,” said Weaver, chairman of the House Appropriations-Education Committee. p The grants are to work hand- GtliAcHt fiffOCiXtlOH in-hand with measures to m l P increase student performance s Pp and school accountability. House Speaker Lee Daniels, R-Elmhurst, is looking at ji|£| several elements, including: jjgjj • financial inducements to tifi students who graduate early. • have students pass a test to lit! graduate. pi • create a $20 million mi program for alternative schools for students with discipline t f p | problems. I ll To find the $500 million, > t:-? -' , House leaders are making cuts. A House committee has |fí¿< IS slashed administrative !|jPi spending next year for the 1NPW N t ie 9 6 HI State Board of Education by 25 §§ percent. House budget ' s negotiators also have their eyes on Medicaid—the state-federal | health system for the poor. Illinois has had a chronic (e*t ;; problem paying Medicaid bills | on time. The delays were cited f last year as one reason bond rating firms lowered the state’s •CultufAl Event* bond rating. Edgar had wanted i to start the new fiscal year paying Medicaid bills within 23 days of receipt. thdlAH Cniflhe “We thought that was a bit too aggressive, not that we don’t want providers being paid in a timely fashion. Even p i Date: April 14,1996 if we had the money laying *íí-r there, we cannot process the Time: 6:00 pm bills in 23 days. Paying them within 45 to 60 days, would free up $60 million,” Weaver said. Venue: Meridian Ballroom, Edgar spokesman Mike Lawrence said the governor University Center opposes any maneuver that | would keep the state from making timely payments, Tickets M ust Be Purchased In Advance! j “When he came into office, he was? forced to deal with this j p i situation that was created by a • $10 for SIUE students < deliberate plan to delay payment of bills in order to do ill • $12 for faculty and guest other things. The governor will m - not allow the state to go down íiwv p that path again,” Lawrence Contact: Mayur Shah at (618) 692-4373 said. Lawrence said a House P committee has cut $9.3 million É] Sponsored by India Palace, St. Louis in state police spending, which m would mean the layoff of 300 a Ji tíS É )!! S Üiâfiii,ü,;n,.AlÍLÍí:}x!S^ú i f f i i j i l troopers. ;------*------X Thursday, April 4, 1996 The Alesile Page 9

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Page 10 TheAlestle Thursday, April 4, 1996 From a ‘Roar to a Meow’ What ever happened to SlUE’s real cougar mascots

By Nikki Halvachs For the Alestle

Taking the long walk from the parking lots to the classrooms, it wasn't purchased her on July 20, 1982, for $500. The funds were provided by too long ago that students were able to witness the walking of our the Student Activities Special Request Fund. school mascot. Our mascot has been around for about 30 years but not Kyna was boarded until she was old enough to be placed in the always in the form we know today. Do we really know the history of our domed cage on Jan. 22, 1983. Just as with Chimega, she had to be mascot? How many people know how our mascot was developed? After declawed and have her canine fangs filed. Also like Chimega, she made speaking with a few fellow students, 1 learned that many do not know trips and sideline appearances under restraints. Kyna's last public the unique history of our mascot. appearance was in September of 1986, pending resolution of insurance In June of 1966 it was decided that SIUE needed a mascot. After and care questions. months of discussion, a student by the name of Chris Henderson After much controversy regarding Kyna, many concerns suddenly submitted the idea of having a surfaced. Records show cougar as a mascot. After that in nearly 20 years much discussion, the idea of a of their presence on live cougar was brought campus and of their forward. It was not until the contact with campus fall quarter of 1967 that the personnel, neither administration and student Chimega nor Kyna had body agreed to obtain a live caused injury to a cougar mascot. The following Cougar Guard member reasons were given when or any other person. asked why: it would build However, authorities recognition for SIUE, it would consulted and agreed promote school spirit and that cougars in such unity among students and it circumstances retain an would develop a unique “attack reflex” for self- symbol for the campus. defense when they get The first mascot, Chimega, excited. This has the was born on Aug. 26, 1967, at potential of causing the San Diego Zoo. Chimega serious injury. was acquired by Thomas Other concerns Blackshear when she was two were the liability, weeks old. Due to an financial costs, and unfortunate accident, housing repairs needed Blackshear was killed in a in order to maintain a plane crash at the age of 3i. live cougar. SIUE was His mother, Mrs. Nonette forced to carry coverage Lewis, agreed to donate for every member of the Chimega to SIUE in her son's Cougar Guard in case of honor. On Feb. 19, 1968, the six- Alestle File Photo injury (costing an month-old cougar arrived on In past school years, live cougars were a.visible part of SlUE's campus. This is Kyna ini 985. estimated $2,250, not campus. including the other trainers When SIUE first received the cougar, her name was Danie. Her name that were involved with Kyna). The student activity fund covered just change occurred after the 1968 “Springiest” held a “name the Cougar” enough for the basic essentials, but not a penny more. Kyna's cage had contest. The name Chimega was chosen because it means "cougar" in been standing for a number of years and the foundation of the cage was the Apache language. in desperate need of repairs. It had the potential for severe security A student organization entitled "The Cougar Guard" was formed to problems. The repairs could have ranged anywhere from $10,000 to care for Chimega. They accompanied her to many athletic events, $42,000. university functions, theater productions and various public In consideration of the evidence presented, the dean of students appearances. She even starred in a television commercial run on KPLR concluded that in the best interest of the students and the university, Channel 11 for a St. Louis Lincoln-Mercury dealer. Kyna's ownership needed to be transferred to M/M Exotics. M/M Exotics, Chimega was retired from making personal appearances after a walk-through exotic animal park, was located on 52 acres and was fully licensed, meeting federal and state inspections. returning from the Illinois State Fair in 1981. Chimega remained in her Our current mascot was introduced in 1985 by then-Athletic Director domed cage, which was divided in 1983 to house her and a younger Lynn Lashbrook. The mascot is a cougar-costumed student called cougar, until she died on March 12, 1985, of natural causes. She was' “Cory.” Cory has become the sole “mascot” for public, athletic and 17 years and six months old at the time of her death. Chimega was university events. buried by the lake in front of Building II. Our school is no longer unique in the idea of maintaining a live The second live mascot that SIUE had was Kyna; whose name meant mascot. 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Tennis bounces back with victory over USI

By Todd Spann A n exciting three set match was won Assistant Sports Editor by Reede at No. 3 singles 5-7, 6-1, 6-4 but the Cougars also dropped a tough After a tough weekend, the SIUE three set match with C. Hanks at No. 4 men’s tennis team bounces back with a singles 6-0,4-6,6-2. solid victory over the University of Then Halberg topped off the Southern Indiana to take their evening with a 7-6(7-4), 6-4 victory at conference record to 3-2 and overall No. 1 singles. mark to 3-5. Overall, Logan was pleased with “We needed this win. We have some what he saw and is happy to see his tough matches coming up, so this win players bounce back and get a good ■helps out a lot,” Ethan Halberg said win. after the Cougars beat USI 5-2. “Hopefully this will give us a lift. If The Cougars started things off oh a we go into this weekend against the roll with doubles by sweeping through tough schools of Ferris and Northwood the three matches. Halberg and Jason and make a good showing, it should Geminn took care of the No. 1 position strengthen our players,” Logan said.' winning 8-2. Followed by Nate Reede Logan wants to be ready for the and Callen Hanks taking care of No. 2 conference tournament and he knows doubles and Matt Hanks and Brett if they beat the teams they should beat Licata winning an exciting 9-8 match at then they should get a good draw in the the No. 3 doubles. tournament. Plus, playing well against The Cougars did not stop there. Bellarmine and other top schools will Geminn was the earliest to depart from help out also. the court on singles beating his “Playing tough teams like Ferris and opponent 6-3,6-2 at the No. 2 singles. Northwood will help us play better in M. Hanks needed a second set tie the conference. And wins like this one breaker and a late rally to defeat USI’s sure helps the ole moral,” Logan said. Chris Deaton. Down 4-1 in the second, The Cougars will prepare for a Hanks comes from behind to win 6-4, tough weekend with top programs in 7-6(7-3) at No. 5 singles. the region. Both Ferris and Northwood “He was down 4-1 and suddenly he are some of the best competition snapped out of it and got going. And around. Melissa Wathen/A/esf/e when he gets up, he really gets up,” The tough play should get the Jason Geminn serves up another point in his 6-3,6-2 singles victory over USI head coach Bill Logan said after Hanks Cougars in tone for the stretch run in Wednesday night at the SIUE tennis courts. The Cougars won the match 5-2. match. he conference. Baseball wins big Softball sweeps a pair from Fontbonne

By Brett Licata over Harris-Stowe Sports Reporter By Eli Savoie Sports Editor Two decisive wins over Fontbonne College on Tuesday gave the SIUE Senior Brian Geluck hit a grand slam and a softball team an outstanding 19-7 overall to drive in six runs and lead the SIUE record for the season. baseball team to a 19-8 victory at Harris-Stowe The first game of the doubleheader saw College Tuesday afternoon. freshman Jessica Silbe improve her The Cougar offense lit up the Hornets pitching pitching record to 7-6 with a 5-0 shutout of early and often in the non-conference victory that Fontbonne. pushed their record to 17-10. Christy Perry led the offensive charge Head coach Gary Collins said he was pleased to with three hits and two RBI. Michele* see his offense .come out and put a lot of runs on Sucich had two hits and scored a run. the board. One of the best aspects was the Jenny Hagel added two hits and scored production they got throughout the lineup as 10 of two runs. the 12 Cougars who appeared at the plate collected at least one hit. The offense picked up even more in the “It was a nice day out. The weather was warm, second game as the Cougars won 16-3. the sun was shining—it was just a good day to hit,” An RBI triple from Sucich helped Collins said. SIUE score five in the second inning to Although the team was successful at the plate, put the game out of reach early. Collins was not pleased with the way his pitchers Lisa Ness pounded out three hits and performed. drove in four RBI while scoring three “Our pitching has been very average since we times. Shortstop Jamie Thorp contributed returned from Florida,” Collins said. “We’re giving three hits, an RBI and a run scored. up too many walks and falling behind too many Jennifer-Yorke and Ashley Horton hitters.” added two hits and two runs scored apiece. The Cougars jumped out to a 3-0 lead in the top Stephanie Stinson recorded the victory of the first when, with the bases loaded, sophomore on the mound which improves her record Mark Briggs doubled to clear the bases. to an unblemished 5-0. The Hornets struck back quickly in the bottom Head coach Sandy Montgomery was of the inning, scoring three of their own off Cougar unavailable for comment on Wednesday starting pitcher John Ebersohl. afternoon as she and the Cougars are in The Cougars, however, struck again in the Indianapolis for six Great Lakes Valley second when they pushed three more runs home. Jeremy Paschall/Alesile From that point on, the Cougars never looked Conference games to start this weekend. back as they added a couple more big innings, They will play lUPU-Fort Wayne, SlUE's Jessica Silbe prepares to deliver a pitch on her way Jo a Bellarmine and Indianapolis in two games victory in the first of two games against Fontbonne Tuesday. please see BASEBALL, next page each.' Thursday, April 4, 1996 The Alesile Page 13

Men’s, women’s track run well outdoors

By Todd Spann for the men as he took second in the 1500- Assistant Sports Editor meter, losing by two-hundredths of a second. “He ran a awesome race,” Frerker said. “It MODULES It was a day of personal bests for the SIUE was a personal best for Travis and he just ran track, team as they competed for the first time really great.” outdoors at Washington University over the Along with Roundcount in the 1500 was past weekend. Jason Gass who took sixth place, breaking a April 9 April 16 Three women runners and three men personal record. Chris Wolf finished seventh runners went out and ran their best times in and Wayne Bloemer came in 12th. 2:30 p.m. 2:30 p.m. & their respective races. Roundcount also ran in the 800-meter in LEADERSHIP CHALLENGES FOR “It was a great start for the outdoor season,” which he won with a time of one minute, 56.72 7:00 p.m. MINORITIES (23) Head coach Darryl Frerker said Wednesday seconds. VOLUNTEER SERVICE afternoon. “Six runners broke personal records Keeping with the personal records, Luke STRUCTURED REFLECTION Cornell C. Thomas, D.D.S. and that’s a great start to the outdoor season.” Lay did it in the 400-meter, taking 5th place Kendra Newell was one of the women with a time of 51.2 seconds. He then took 5th Director of Minority Affairs • Suzanne Kutterer-Siburt, runners to break a personal record as she took place in the 200-meter with the time of 23.59 Assistant Director sixth in the 1500-meter with a time of 4 seconds. Matt Noyes also ran the 400-meter, Leadership Development minutes, 55.6 seconds. taking 15th place. 7:00 p.m. Kimniel Leadership Center Colleen Casey also ran the 1500-meter and The Cougars keep looking more like a full MANAGING STRESS (24) followed just behind Newell in 8th place with a track team and now they have a long jumper in time of 4:56.7. Noyes. He took 12th with a jump of 18 feet, TenyJ. Keeley, Chaplain Modules are held in the In the 400-meter dash Becky Hagenbrunch 11.25 inches. Alton Mental Health Center broke a personal record, taking second with a Another good run was by Gus Coronado in Mississippi-lllinois room time of 1:1.84. She also ran the 200-meter and the 5000-meter in which he took third with a unless otherwise indicated took sixth. time of 15:16.35 seconds. George Patrylak also “Becky is really running well,” Frerker said. ran, with a 13th place finish. Laquetta Dobbs also ran in the 200-meter “George is just getting back in form. He got SLOP Reminders... race for the Cougars and competed in the 100- injured in the cross country season and he is on meter. That was the first time in a while that the road to recovery.” April 20 SIUE has had competitors in the 200 and 100- Overall, Frerker is very pleased with the “Everyone Belongs” Action! Day meter dash. way his team came out strong for the outdoor Volunteers Still Needed! Sign up today! Vicki Johnson was the final runner for the meet and he is really looking forward to the women to gain a personal record and she did it next outing. April 24 in the 3000-meter, finishing fifth overall with a “I am very pleased with what I saw. It looks time of 10:46.85. like it is going to be a very enjoyable Outstanding Achievement Recognition Program It was Travis Roundcount leading the way competitive season,” Frerker said. Plusi join us at 4:30 p.m. In the Conference Center to honor award recipients. Baseball ------RBI. Shortstop Jeff Silvey also contributed in a big way by going 2-for-3 and scoring four For more Information call the from page 12 runs. Klmmol Leadership Center (618) 692-2686. including a five-run fourth and a four-run The Cougars now prepare for a big eighth that featured Geluck’s grand slam. weekend of action as they host three “Brian has been a model of consistency,” conference opponents. Collins said about his offensive star. “He has “This weekend is huge with a capital H,” been hitting the ball well since day one.” Collins said. “Either we get back in the race Briggs finished the day 3-for-5 with four or we put ourselves in a lot of trouble.” 88888Kids ***** ^ _ ***I IT'' Please Give Blood... the Hall

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