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www.myspace.com/n2gel Page 1 of 20 Sponsored Links Wales Rugby Union Tickets Rugby Quiz School Sports Tours Wales rugby union tickets online Buy/sell Test your Rugby knowledge! Play QuizPlayer for Multi-Sports Tours to Spain Fully abta & atol tickets safely! Guaranteed Free today Bonded www.viagogo.co.uk www.QuizPlayer.co.uk/rugby+quiz www.Saloufest.info MySpace Search Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favourites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) is "Too old to get in your extended network away with putting something witty N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car)'s Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog] or interesting, but too young to not Does anybody want to make my day? (view more) be on MySpace. And still more friends! (view more) A thousand friends! (view more) I'm oh-so-popular! (view more) " [View All Blog Entries] Male 99 years old N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my Nottingham, car)'s Blurbs United Kingdom About me: Last Login: 16/07/2007 View My: Pics | Videos Contacting N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) Powered by SpeechAgents I established myself as an accountant in 1991 and have managed to keep the wolf from the door ever since. I try not MySpace URL: to be the typical accountant and like to think I have a bit of http://www.myspace.com/n2gel personality. I play on the "alternative" accountant option - my website (www.NEW.Ac) says it all - all very tongue-in-cheek as there's not a lot one can say when competing for clients. Most accountants have access to spreadsheets nowadays so "adding-up" abilities aren't as rare as they used to be in the good old days when brain power was required. My forté is my ability to save clients money - as well as being far more N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my cost-effective than a lot of the competition, I am extremely car)'s Interests skilled in legitimately reducing one's tax liability. (Ken Dodd General has evidently signed my website's guestbook thanking me for Contrary to the unjust "boring" brush with which accountants helping him with his tax, although I think that might be always get painted, I have a total love of jokes - or anything someone having a laugh!) that makes me laugh, for example: To quote my advertising slogan: Due to the favourable overheads that an office at home allows, The saving I can offer sometimes raises clients' eyebrows. The quality of accounts I prepare negates unnecessary dictum - I'm a definite advantage for small businesses with a limited income! Or, more succinctly...... I'm better as an accountant than I am as a poet! For those of you who are unfamiliar with the time-honoured But, enough of the blatant advertising and now back to work. game of rugger (rugby football - a ball game that originates If you do happen to look at my website, please bear in mind from the occasion when a Rugby School pupil picked up the that I wrote it myself in the 1990s, long before all the self-help football during a match and ran with it), a hooker is the name programs that are available today - all the animations were for the central member of a scrum who tries to hook the ball out to his fly-half or back to his No. 8. produced like cartoons with several slightly different graphics joined together - it took me weeks to produce and now I can't Have you noticed that nothing's ever funny when you have to bring myself to update it! (But it still attracts new clients, so I explain it - even I'm much funnier when I don't explain myself! suppose there's no real need for me to change a proven http://www.myspace.com/N2GEL 16/07/2007 www.myspace.com/n2gel Page 2 of 20 formula just for changes' sake.) I'm consequently not going to explain the following joke, but isn't it sweet? Such a naive innocence, I love it: I could also include here that my wife and I are Lord and Lady Sherwood and Lord and Lady Southwell (two districts If you haven't already got the giggles, how about the following: in Nottinghamshire), but don't be too impressed - they are When my time comes to die, I hope I can die calmly in my only lordships that I bought a few years ago and we didn't sleep like my Dad - and not screaming and shouting frantically like his passengers! actually inherit them - it's quite reassuring to know they weren't titles that had been bestowed on my forefathers by the On a more serious note (just for a minute), one of my current king of the day merely because they had murdered some of interests is to see my friend, Candice, win this month's cover his enemies for him! They look good on our passports though, spread on "Register Magazine". She's leading the field at the and work wonders at getting us upgraded! moment, but all of us can increase her lead by voting for her daily by clicking on the following banner: Fanku very much - and now back to my profile! Music Here's my profile's primary theme tune: and here's the relevant video clip: Who I'd like to meet: I can never have enough friends (a hang-up from going to boarding school from the age of six - all my friends were miles away from me at holidaytime) and I consequently welcome everyone. I'll do my best to be a genuine friend to all those who are prepared to give me a chance. Please contact me if you can think of anything nice to say about a sad old accountant and I'll say something even nicer back - but please make it before Friday 21st December 2012 when "it is conjectured (in the Maya belief system) that there may be a transition from the current Creation world into the next"! I know it's not what MySpace means by "Music", but on a personal level, I'm at last learning to play the electric guitar Cuh! Isn't that typical? I spend all my life working to pay for the properly - my teacher ( ) has worked with Iron Maiden excesses of my earlier years and just as I'm about to become and Queen among others, how cool's that? He's putting me in debt-free and able to retire with the intention of creating and for my exams, but I sha'n't be satisfied until Coldplay ask me raising a second family, the end of the world comes - just how to jam with them. unlucky can one person be? (I don't even get the pre-Christmas weekend!) I like a wide range of music, some of my favourites (old and new, but mostly old as they're more nostalgic) are included in the following list of 150 (which plays for almost eleven hours if you let it). They aren't on auto-start so, if you see something you'd like to hear, simply click on it for autoplay to commence (or click left/right for the next track up or down). This map displays the location of all my unique visitors since 12/18/06 - right down to street level if required - although I've noticed a day or two can pass before it gets updated. And finally... my latest addition to this page: if you'd prefer to leave me an audio comment rather than a typed one, please click on the "Record by Phone" button below - it would be lovely to actually hear your voice - isn't technology fantastic! http://www.myspace.com/N2GEL 16/07/2007 www.myspace.com/n2gel Page 3 of 20 This is a really cool facility, because anyone can now leave me a message, you don't even need to be one of my friends. All you need is a telephone (please refer to my relevant blog) and, when you click on the "Record by Phone" button (above) and select the location nearest to you, you will be given a standard rate telephone number to dial and a four digit code number to enter (to connect your message to my account). After recording your message, you have a choice of (2) hearing it, (3) re-recording it or (1) submitting it - and (just to put your mind at ease) if you're ever If either of the above boxes isn't showing a list of tracks, not happy with it, it can be deleted. So please leave me a please refresh the page. message, if for no other reason than to enable me to delete the joke message I left! Thankyou everso much. I hope you manage to find something you like among them. At enormous expense to my sanity, I have listed them in alphabetical order of title (A to L in the first block and M to Z N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car)'s Friend Space in the second) - I decided against using the artist's name as N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) has 5003 friends. there are several tracks by some and I wanted them to be ungrouped.