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N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) is "Too old to get in your extended network away with putting something witty N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car)'s Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog] or interesting, but too young to not Does anybody want to make my day? (view more) be on MySpace. And still more friends! (view more)

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99 years old N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my Nottingham, car)'s Blurbs United Kingdom About me:

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Powered by SpeechAgents I established myself as an accountant in 1991 and have managed to keep the wolf from the door ever since. I try not MySpace URL: to be the typical accountant and like to think I have a bit of http://www.myspace.com/n2gel personality. I play on the "alternative" accountant option - my website (www.NEW.Ac) says it all - all very tongue-in-cheek

as there's not a lot one can say when competing for clients. Most accountants have access to spreadsheets nowadays so "adding-up" abilities aren't as rare as they used to be in the good old days when brain power was required. My forté is my ability to save clients money - as well as being far more N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my cost-effective than a lot of the competition, I am extremely car)'s Interests skilled in legitimately reducing one's tax liability. (Ken Dodd General has evidently signed my website's guestbook thanking me for Contrary to the unjust "boring" brush with which accountants helping him with his tax, although I think that might be always get painted, I have a total love of jokes - or anything someone having a laugh!) that makes me laugh, for example: To quote my advertising slogan:

Due to the favourable overheads

that an office at home allows,

The saving I can offer

sometimes raises clients' eyebrows.

The quality of accounts I prepare

negates unnecessary dictum -

I'm a definite advantage for

small businesses with a limited income!

Or, more succinctly......

I'm better as an accountant than I am as a poet!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the time-honoured But, enough of the blatant advertising and now back to work. game of rugger (rugby football - a ball game that originates If you do happen to look at my website, please bear in mind from the occasion when a Rugby School pupil picked up the that I wrote it myself in the 1990s, long before all the self-help football during a match and ran with it), a hooker is the name programs that are available today - all the animations were for the central member of a scrum who tries to hook the ball out to his fly-half or back to his No. 8. produced like cartoons with several slightly different graphics joined together - it took me weeks to produce and now I can't Have you noticed that nothing's ever funny when you have to bring myself to update it! (But it still attracts new clients, so I explain it - even I'm much funnier when I don't explain myself! suppose there's no real need for me to change a proven http://www.myspace.com/N2GEL 16/07/2007 www.myspace.com/n2gel Page 2 of 20

formula just for changes' sake.) I'm consequently not going to explain the following joke, but isn't it sweet? Such a naive innocence, I love it:

I could also include here that my wife and I are Lord and Lady Sherwood and Lord and Lady Southwell (two districts If you haven't already got the giggles, how about the following: in Nottinghamshire), but don't be too impressed - they are When my time comes to die, I hope I can die calmly in my only lordships that I bought a few years ago and we didn't sleep like my Dad - and not screaming and shouting frantically like his passengers! actually inherit them - it's quite reassuring to know they weren't titles that had been bestowed on my forefathers by the On a more serious note (just for a minute), one of my current king of the day merely because they had murdered some of interests is to see my friend, Candice, win this month's cover his enemies for him! They look good on our passports though, spread on "Register Magazine". She's leading the field at the and work wonders at getting us upgraded! moment, but all of us can increase her lead by voting for her daily by clicking on the following banner:

Fanku very much - and now back to my profile!

Music Here's my profile's primary theme tune:

and here's the relevant video clip: Who I'd like to meet:

I can never have enough friends (a hang-up from going to boarding school from the age of six - all my friends were miles away from me at holidaytime) and I consequently welcome everyone. I'll do my best to be a genuine friend to all those who are prepared to give me a chance. Please contact me if you can think of anything nice to say about a sad old accountant and I'll say something even nicer back - but please make it before Friday 21st December 2012 when "it is conjectured (in the Maya belief system) that there may be a transition from the current Creation world into the next"!

I know it's not what MySpace means by "Music", but on a personal level, I'm at last learning to play the electric guitar Cuh! Isn't that typical? I spend all my life working to pay for the properly - my teacher ( ) has worked with Iron Maiden excesses of my earlier years and just as I'm about to become and Queen among others, how cool's that? He's putting me in debt-free and able to retire with the intention of creating and for my exams, but I sha'n't be satisfied until Coldplay ask me raising a second family, the end of the world comes - just how to jam with them. unlucky can one person be? (I don't even get the pre-Christmas

weekend!) I like a wide range of music, some of my favourites (old and

new, but mostly old as they're more nostalgic) are included in the following list of 150 (which plays for almost eleven hours if you let it). They aren't on auto-start so, if you see something you'd like to hear, simply click on it for autoplay to commence (or click left/right for the next track up or down).

This map displays the location of all my unique visitors since 12/18/06 - right down to street level if required - although I've noticed a day or two can pass before it gets updated.

And finally... my latest addition to this page: if you'd prefer to leave me an audio comment rather than a typed one, please click on the "Record by Phone" button below - it would be lovely to actually hear your voice - isn't technology fantastic!

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This is a really cool facility, because anyone can now leave me a message, you don't even need to be one of my friends. All you need is a telephone (please refer to my relevant blog) and, when you click on the "Record by Phone" button (above) and select the location nearest to you, you will be given a standard rate telephone number to dial and a four digit code number to enter (to connect your message to my account). After recording your message, you have a choice of (2) hearing it, (3) re-recording it or (1) submitting it - and (just to put your mind at ease) if you're ever If either of the above boxes isn't showing a list of tracks, not happy with it, it can be deleted. So please leave me a please refresh the page. message, if for no other reason than to enable me to delete the joke message I left! Thankyou everso much. I hope you manage to find something you like among them. At enormous expense to my sanity, I have listed them in alphabetical order of title (A to L in the first block and M to Z N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car)'s Friend Space in the second) - I decided against using the artist's name as N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car) has 5003 friends. there are several tracks by some and I wanted them to be ungrouped. If you click the "STANDALONE" option, a new moby David Bowie Coldplay Bamboo screen opens so you can continue listening to the music whilst you move on from this profile - if you must!

STOP PRESS!!! And here are some more that were missed off the above "MP3 players" (so much music and so little time to

hear it):

Kate Moss Pink Floyd Jeff Lynne Krissy

MotorHead Bob Dylan Linkin Park Gary Numan

Films White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic OASIS U2 4LN ANGELZ SHELLEY SAYS FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE

EELS MADONNA JAMELIA DURAN BROWNE DURAN

Kooks Angie Bowie Bill Clinton Sugababes Just a typical day in my life really.

How to be bare in public and retain your street cred. (Bear - get it? Ha- ha!)

Kaiser Chiefs Gwen Stefani Vanja whiniy

Paul Gnarls Julian Scissor What a smoothie - neater footwork than Michael McCartney Barkley Lennon Sisters http://www.myspace.com/N2GEL 16/07/2007 www.myspace.com/n2gel Page 4 of 20

Jackson's Moonwalk.

The Hardest Part - Coldplay

Hillary Clinton Voodoo Trash Guns N Roses Vicki from 2008 Dolls Smed iz a loose skett!! WATT?!

Dirty Pretty Weird Al Black Eyed My Chemical Things Yankovic Peas Romance

You see that woman in the Coldplay video?

That's you, that is!

moby - porcelain

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N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car)'s Friends Comments Displaying 50 of 1846 comments ( View All | Add Comment )

Traci Trexx 16 Jul 2007 8:05

hii sir u welcome:)

have a goood day w alot of sun

Rock on /traci

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And now for something completely

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Go on - learn the ultimate secret to obtaining all that you desire!

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Television Now for a brief intermission along the lines of the Aero advertisement:

Mina 16 Jul 2007 7:08

~ DAWN ~ 16 Jul 2007 6:39

A bit gruesome, isn't it - but don't worry, she's Thanks fr the request.. cool profile. not a real person. Dawn

Great graphics though - a credit to the creator, whoever he/she is.

By the way, if she gets stuck, you can pull her free DEE FLOWER GIRL 16 Jul 2007 5:51 with your cursor!

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app 1901 16 Jul 2007 4:44

Thanks a lot! Great site! Greetings, App 1901

Ayin Aleph 16 Jul 2007 3:05 So much talent on one front row shouldn't be Thanks for visiting my space and for the request. allowed! I have added four tracks of my album on my MYSPACE page including:

MY BLOODY MARRIAGE Books

The music video of MY BLOODY MARRIAGE is available too on my profile and I want to let you know too that my album is available for download at you favorite Emusic store or at my myspace page.

Check out and tell me what you think. Thanks a lot for your support. It is very important for an artist. All the best to you

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Loretta 16 Jul 2007 2:15

Hi there!! You have some lovely pictures, Thank you so much for wanting to be my friend!!

I bet there was at least one fact there that you Dolly 15 Jul 2007 22:29 didn't know before. My favourite is the fact about Hi there: England - how the mighty have fallen, but then, Thanks a lot for your Birthday greeting and i love the card you sent. best wishes to you too. any country would become a third world state if Love they were led by Tony Blair and his comrades.

Heroes Maggie Thatcher - in my opinion the best man we've had in Number 10 during my lifetime (I wasn't born when Winnie was Ice Princess 15 Jul 2007 21:58

around, despite what people say) - a hundred times better than the last couple of wimpy-pimpy, mamby-pambies who have given homerule to Ireland, Scotland and Wales, but sold England down the human rights trail to Europe - and another JUST thing, why are we the only EU member that observes the rules? STOPPING BY

The Monty Python Team - some sketches from the TV series TO SAY possibly seem a little dated nowadays, but during my student era, you weren't anybody if you couldn't recite the "Dead HELLO!!! Parrot" sketch word-for-word (I deliberately didn't use the expression "parrot-fashion", oh bugger, I just said it!) and Heaven help you if you failed to quote the "Nudge-nudge" sketch at least a dozen times a night! I remember how ashamed I felt on the occasion I went home one holiday, wearing my bloth bap with my bolour supplement in hand (at that time I couldn't say the letter "B" - it wasn't until later that I realised I could use a "K" instead of a "B" so that King's Bollege Bambridge became King's Kollege Kambridge - wasn't I a silly bunt) and discovered my father wasn't in fact a hamster and my mother didn't smell of elderberries - but that only happened once, so I came through it without too much scarring.

Alex Harvey - a musician who was years ahead of his time - his concept albums have been described as rivalling even The Beatles' and The Rolling Stones' albums for richness of texture - some of his tracks were banned from the radio along with the likes of "Je t'aime", Donna Summer and FGTH, so he didn't get the airplay that he would nowadays. If he hadn't died 25 years ago, but instead had continued to influence the world of music, there's no telling what direction it might be taking today. The following video was recorded live on the Largest Database of Images Beeb's "The Old Grey Whistle Test" thirty-odd years ago in For Comments And Profiles at the day's when our village vicar's son (Richard Williams) hosted the programme - see what you think.... FreeCommentTags.com

Cassie 15 Jul 2007 21:14

(For an on line tribute to Alex, click here.)

The Sensational Alex Harvey Band (the identical, original four from 1972 when Alex formed The SAHB) regrouped several times after Alex died, but it wasn't until "Mad" Max Maxwell (formerly of the Shamen) joined them in 2004 as lead singer Have a great one, Nigel! for (what was intended to be) their "absolutely final" tour, that :) Cassie they rediscovered the success and following they had enjoyed all those years before. A DVD of the last gig in their DEE 15 Jul 2007 20:40

recent 2006 tour is anticipated later this year, ye-hay. Hey NIGEL! How are you? Thanks for requesting me to be your friend. You seem truly goofy, leaving yourself a voice mail indeed! You silly boy you! Look forward to talking to you and I will try and leave you a N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my voice message on your player there soon. :D car)'s Details Take care babe. XOX Status: Married

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Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Nottingham

Body type: 180cm / Average Sarapax 15 Jul 2007 20:23

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Hey There New Friend, Welcome Aboard!!;) Religion: Christian - other

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Children: Proud parent

Education: Grad / professional school Occupation: Accountant Mischievia 15 Jul 2007 18:29

N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my Pleasure to be acquainted! car)'s Schools Peace, Love, Mischief (obvious, in your case!! Nottingham Trent University 1985 to Lol!!), and Happiness!! Nottingham, United Kingdom 1989 Graduated: 1989 Student status: Alumni Major: Accountancy

King's College London (University of 1977 to Tracy Nicole 15 Jul 2007 11:20 London) 1978 London, United Kingdom thanks for stopping by Nigel! Graduated: N/A all the best Student status: Alumni Tracy Nicole Major: Dentistry

Nottingham High School 1969 to

Nottingham, United Kingdom 1971

Graduated: 1971

Student status: Alumni Major: GCE "A" levels Iveline 15 Jul 2007 11:07 Clubs: More interesting things than sport with the Nottingham Girls High School ..jpg"> being next door.

Barnard Castle School 1964 to Barnard Castle, United Kingdom 1969 Graduated: 1971 Student status: Alumni Major: GCE "O" Levels Clubs: All the school teams - rugger, cross country running (as long as I could take my cigarettes and lighter with me), squash, cricket, swimming, shooting and

I even set a record for the high jump -

Barny wasn't co-educational in the

sixties so those activities were about as exciting as it got!

N1GEL's taken, so I'm N2GEL (like my car)'s Companies N.E.W. Accountancy Services 1991 to Nottingham, England UK present ..jpg"> Sole Practitioner

Abbey National Professional Services 1987 to Nottingham, England UK 1991 Regional Accountant, East Anglia, Mids & North

Peter Read (Fasteners) Limited 1979 to Nottingham, England UK 1987 Sales Manager and later Office Manager

Maud Builders Merchants Pty Limited 1974 to Pietermaritzburg, Natal ZA 1976 Sales Manager

Parker Timber Company Limited 1971 to Nottingham, England UK 1974 Sales Office Manager

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