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Opinion, page 6 A&E, page 8 Sports, page 11 SafeRides thus far has equaled Technology transforms the flflVV The JMU team heads NoRidesforJMU. way students live. ■ to Beantown to face Huskies. Professor appointed No Holds Barred to council SGA vetoes bill ■v RACHANA DIXII bill pa^lefi-. [gS MM] rnrrojt listing rules for I enms Kchteriing, director of the Counseling Psychology program senatorial election esidence Halls- 32 ■Visual and Performing Arts- 2 for the department of graduate psy- Arts and Letters chology, has been appointed to the "AT-8 lemmsm and Disaster Behavioral ■v MABYOABSTY Business- 7 ucation- 2 Health Advisory Council for the U8B1 IM NBV3 wrroR Comrnomvealth of . Science and Mat! aduate I Programs- 2 TADBHAC amsisbng of 15 Tuesday night. SGA sena- members, w as formed by me Office tors voted to veto a bill that enatoi of the Governor in 2WM and is meant would limit the numbers of to provide guidance on Virginia's seats available for next year's key disaster response entities, cover- senate, effectively eliminating ing ruitur.il disasters as well as ter- competition lor today's elec- nmst attacks. tion. "Par hvenh, yean I ve been do- "When you have a body up 1 T \£ il isaster mental health work here for elections, they aren't going in Virginia," said Kchteriing, who to pass anything that is go- Residence Halls- 32 has been a lull-tune faculty member ing to hinder them and make at JML" since 1990 and has directed for a more competitive race," Arts and Letters- 13 Counseling Psychology since 1994. Mid senator Lucv Hutchinson Business- 13 When floods ravaged the state (Sr.). in 1985, Kchteriing helped organize According to Ricardo Pi- Science and Math- 5 an outreach response to offer sup- neres, former chairman of the portive counseling t>f victims of the Elections Commission, sena- visual and Performing flood. Here he began working with tors representing academic die state, which was funding the colleges used to be elected in Arts-5 counseling services. the fall at the same time as ISAT- 15 \^1 "As counselors, wen' helping residence hall and new fresh- people hi use their strengths and re- man executive council sena- Education- 3 sources to sun ive, I chterling said. tors. Earlier this semester, In addition, he has worked as a the SGA's election policy was Graduate Programs- 5 volunteer at the Pentagon after Sept. amended so that college sena- 11 tenonst attacks. tors would be elected in the Total: 91 Senators "Mainly what we're doing is spring. However, the SGA did emphasizing not write full rules tor thi* up- the psycho- coming spring elections. I \l Kl M'A ate. senators in the fall. Formerly, senators werecln Ided oui EchterHng "By not supporting this I his bill will mean our elec- as on-campus and off-campus rep- mSOA,pagt4 [he main question that needs to be asked, he said, was how to treat peupk' after a natural disaster, since people often do not know how to de.il with the stress that is accompa- nied with the tragedy. But Rchterling's disaster work is Senator Allen to speak nUonlv limited to misstate. In 1974, when he was studying for his grad- uate degnv and working at a crisis at commencement center at Purdue I niversitv, massive tornados swept thmugh the state, giving Kchteriing and others incen- n KFILYCONNIFF administrators. tive to do community crisis work. covnusimM. WHIHR "They choose a speaker, and if they "When this tornado hit and are available and affordable, we engage kiUed eight people in a nearby com- At this year's spring graduation, them," Perrine said. munity," Kchteriing said, "We de- Virginia's Senator George Allen will Although students recognize the eded 'here's a crisis at a community deliver the commencement addn*sv prestige and importance of Allen awn- level." "He s a good friend of the universi- ing to JMU, some feel M if they did not He added, "Il was the first orga- ty, which makes him a natural choice," have enough choice in the selection nized mental response to a natural said JMU spokesman Andy Pcrrine. process. disaster." In the past, JMU has welcomed "JMU should be honored to have However, TADBHAC largely speakers such as John Snow, the cu rrent such a prestigious speaker at gradua- de.iK with the terrorism issue of Secretary of the Treasury, and former tion, slid senior Rachel HtsMC "How- crisis intervention along with that Virginia governor Mark Warner ever, I feel like the senior class should i»t natural disasters. Kchteriing said Senator Allen has n-presented Vir- have more say, especially because I feel AARON sr>*AKI \faff ph*nraphri more components must be ad- ginia in a variety of government roles. like not a lot of people know who he JMU freshman Karl Harris signed a plea bargain that sus- dressed when helping victims of He has served as one of Virginia's sena- IS " pends a civil rights violation for 18 months after writing racist these kinds of attacks titrs since 2001. He also served as the Despite the trepidation of some stu- remarks on a Virginia Tech student's dry-erase board. "With tcrronsm. the other add- Mates h7th governor (mm 1994-'98. dents, Allen s support and speech does ed component is that ifs caused Allen was a US. Representative from not go unnoticed. by another human being," he said. 1991-'93 and served in the Virginia "We always like to have elected ofh- "You've got that component of an- House of Delegates from 198V91. .I.IIS apeak at commencement" Perrine Harris avoids civil aat" In order to select a commencement said. "He's always been a supporter ol In Virginia especially, many ar- speaker, a committee consisting of ,i JMU, dating back to his term as gover- eas could be at higher nsk for a ter- bmad range of students, faculty and nor.' I'ernne Mid rights prosecution ronst attack, or its indm-ct effects, due to the close proximity of Wash- ington, D.C I he w ritten message included, "We may not be directly hit at Student let off amongnther racial epithets, I hate all," Ixhterling said, "But we anild you because you are stupid" and lv dealing with the consequences ol after incident "You deserved to be lynched." that." Sunda\. Harris s.ud. "I regret t urn-nth, Ithterling's work at Virginia Tech the situation ... I had been drink- with TADBI1AC consists of putting ing with friends prior to the event. together an emergency pnyared- ■v VICTORIA SHI I OH I his din's nol reflect who 1 truly ness and n-sponse booklet for health I oA mHUTI.W WKrTH am and what I trulv believe." can' pmviders and the general pub- Harris did not know the victim lic including immediate informa- JML freshman Karl Alexan- prior to the night of the incident, tion on different types of chemical der Harris signed a plea bargain according to freshman David IVr- exposures, anthrax and small pox. March 27 admitting that he wrote czewaki, .1 Mend *>t Harris's. He hopes his work with the racist messages on the door ol .1 "It's something he is not committee will greatly address the Virginia lech student during a proud ol at all," IVre/cwski said. psychological stnte of disaster vic- visit to the school in November. "He's senousl\ one of the most tims ami help people rely on one an- Harris, fn>m Dumfries, wrote outgoing kids I know |and| has other to find the strength to heal the message tin .1 dr\ -erase hoard never had problems with anyone. "On July 4 we celebrate Inde attached to the door of a female I here are EHent) of kids that could pendencvDay," Kchteriing said "But IIIOIOfOTKliM Ol M.NAIORM [ I N S WI.B Mil Virginia lech student whose per stand for the same thing about his I truly believe thai all the other d at s ents are from Bangladesh and character are ones when1 we can celebrate our Virginia senator and former governor George Allen will be the Spring whose name has not been re- interdependence, when we0*1 n'lv Commencement speaker this year. leased MT HARRIS. ;w.vr 4 *»n one another" Jcntssa Kildill.Copy ridilor Alicia Stetzer. Copy Edilur

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I VINSHOAP/^phw A total of about S183.000 was raised at last year's Relay For Life. JMU was named as the university that raised the most money per capita out of all Relay events taking place nationwide. Participants gear up for 6th annual Relay

■Y MEGHAN PATRICK up per team. Each team was responsible for col- There will also be a Miss Relay Competition stadium an? turned off, so everyone's attention CONTRIBUTING WRITTR lecting its own money, pledging that at least one where guys dress up as girls and try to win the title." can be drawn to paper bags lit up with candles, member of the group will be on the track at all According to the Amencan Cancer Foundation's honoring peoples' loved ones who have fought Under the fluorescent lights of Bridgeforth times throughout the 12-hour event. Web Site, "real stars of the event the cancer survi- the disease. Stadium, participants in [MU's sixth annual Rel.iv The night will be a mix of work and play vors," will be honored in three ceremonies. "Each year the bags are arranged in a surpnse For Life will be walking to fund cancer research on with the slogan "Riding the Wave to a Cure," The first will be a survivor's lap, which will message, like'JMU Cares' or "Mope Meals,"' said Saturd«iv beginning at 7 pm said Mercuno, who chose a beach theme with his take place at the opening of the event All of the Mercuno, who himself will not know what this Last year, the university received the distinction co-chair senior Steve Greco Mid their 15-person cancer survivors in attendance walk a lap around year's message will be until Saturday. of raising the most money per capita out of all the planning committee the tr.uk s«> they can be honored and cheered for. Mercuno said he thinks the best part of the relays that took place across the country. There will be lots going on," Mercuno said, "It's awesome," Mercuno said, "because night is not to mourn, but instead to celebrate life, "In theory, every one of the 16,000 students here including a cappella group performances, seven ■VeiyOM is lined up clapping for them and shout- Participating in Relay For Life is the best thing raised $11 |in 2O05|/' said this year's Relay For Life bands and UREC classes, including a 4 a.m. aero- ing words of encouragement." that I've done in college," he said. "It's allowed co-chair, senior Zach Mercuno. A total of $1K3,U00 bics class. I he Luminana ceremony will follow the lap, me and so m.inv other )\U students to think was raised at last year's event. "Buffalo Wild Wings will be sponsoring a which will take place at 9 p.m. A few survivors beyond their own campus It savs a lot about the JMU is already making ground to pass last wing-eahng contest, and it will be taking OfOCfl will speak to the crowd about their experiences 11 Nil 1 body that thousands of students willmglv year's money mark with 172 teams — 30 more and delivering food to the field where the team with cancer. give up having their own fun Saturday nights to than last year — with eight to 15 people signed tents are going to be set up," Mercuno said. Following the sharing, all of the lights in the serve a cause like this." I l

a single event. OrangeBand will facilitate ctiscuft- JMU reaming up with sions during the event. Throughout the day, there will also be fun activities and shows performed Johns Hopkins University by vanous organizations at Johns Hopkins, Students at I NT I found out about the idea to make 'Guinness Book and wanted to get in on the action. OrangeBand students met the organizers lor the event at the of World Records' COOL Idealist National Conference In Nashville the tirst weekend of March I hese students include BY CARL* LEDUC junior Tvler Burton, JMU OrangeBand president mn WRITER and freshman Becca l.edebuhr. When classes resumed after Spring Break, On Saturday, April 22, OrangeBand and JMU treshmen Caitlin Belcher and Dan Mixtrv [oined .ire nulling Johns Hopkins University, VUOfl the project team. Then, the four JMU students XChange and College Alliance to break the world jumped in to advertise and plan logistics l his record for the largest blind date ever. involved talking to organizations, advertising Currently, Nanyang University in Singapore on table tents and Facebook, redesigning the currently holds the record with 268. The event OrangeBand Web site and multiple conference was held last year in July. OrangeBand and John calls with Hopkins' organizers. According to the I lopkins hope to break this record with by adding OrangeBand Web site, more than 500 students over H00 more participants. All those participating from JHU will attend with 2(H) from (ML) |oining will become world record holders. them, and hundreds more from the community "Johns Hopkins University students have a will participate. reputation for being very indoors and quiet, The event costs $10 to attend md OrangeBand ■tivtl s either studying or minding their own busi- will run buses to the event. All proceeds will go ness,' said Vision X( nange leadei Peter Chou to community nonprofits that work direct I v with "The Blind Date event is a huge, creative idea A11 >S issues m Baltimore and the Shenandoah designed to spark school spirit and to bring out Valley. the fun in students. 'The event gives all Hopkins "An estimated $10,000 will be raised between students an opportunity to interact and share both campuses, not lounbng donations from out- their inlen'sts and beliefs with other students on side sponsors and community members," Chou campus, a watershed in dispelling the image that said. Hopkins' students don't know how to have fun." Belcher said, "Our main goal is more about MINDI WSTHOFf/ staff pkHographc To break the record, the organizations need AIDS awareness than to raise a specific mon- Freshman Josh Goodman of Chesapeake Hall was deemed Mr. Freshman 2006 on Tuesday. at least 800 people participating for two hours in etary sum." Researchers stumped by recent fish kills

■v HAim AOKISSON "If a human being does not get enough CONTRIBUTING WITfR rest, they become run down and more sus ceptible to the common cold," Rivser said Do/ens ot tish were found dead in To scientists pondering this recent fish REC( the South Fork of the Shenandoah River kills, these deaths are not merely due to a SOBRI throughout last March, and the problem has fish with a runny nose. left researchers stumped. "The fish kills are frustrating because Hue' m cum' * "tit WATERS MAT CONTAIN MERCURY Steve Reeser of the Virginia 1 Vpartment it's not easy to solve how they are dying," ■KUCUflr MAr H HUMMUS TO YOUR HEALTH N<> ni-dia i ot GMM and Inland Fisheries said this is Reeser said. 'Ihere is no pipe leaking pol- wno* mm mo urnsr now EACHI OF FISH PER not the first time fish kills have occurred in lutants into a stream that we can point a mm SHOtllD li EATEN FROM THESE WATERS the area. finger at and fix. There is no smoking gun." "«^W««WU«ITORMAV BECOME PREGNANT Since 2004, kills have occurred every Downey did, however, say I larnsonburg spring around this hme . Reeser deal rfbtd residents and |MU students should not I" AmiMFMM THESE WATERS some of the dead fish as having small lesions be concerned about the water as of now, on their bodies Both Reeser and JMU chem- Downey said there is m indication the ist r\ professor Daniel FXiwney also said the water is the cause for the tish kills or wheth- m fSBtigsssir bah that surfaced were all adults. er it would affect people. Lesions were not the only things "While I wouldn't make sushi out ol noticeably wrong with these fish. Some them, any bacten.i that was in a fish would "I'D have been classified as mtrrsex. An inter- be killed by proper cooking," Downey said. sex fish, Reeser said, is a male fish th.it has Downey said manv people draw their f immature eggs. livings from the river. "Any threat to the Reeser said stress is tin- culprit — while fishing industry would be incredibly harm- fish are stressed, the\ cannot fight off dis ful to the economy of many people. EVAN DYSON eaM He compared this to human beings Still, researchers an' exhausting even Since 2004, numerous dead fish have been found every spring In the Shenandoah River. becoming aide sflorl 10 solve the problem. 4 THURSDAY. APRIL 6.2006 www.thebreeze.vrg THE BRKK/.K HARRIS: Freshman barred from Tech campus, SGA: No veto, no accurate outcome of situation sends strong message representation in senate SGA, from front senators as college senators, and HARRIS, from front and Harris nov* avoids being prosecuted ing any contact with the victim. Hutchimon's bill would more students live off campus, The message was written at around hv the st.itt' i»n thr civil rights violation JMU's disciplinary action toward Har- make the number <»f residence senator Kathleen McKay (Sr.) 3:30 a.m.. after Hams, three other young against the Tech student. ris has not been disclosed under the Fam- hall senators equal to the num- said. men and the victim all rode the elevator ily Educational Rights and Privacy Act ber of academic college senators. However. Hutt hmson argued, to the 12th floor of Slusher lower at Tech. (FRPA), which is a federal law that keeps This worried manv senators the Speaker of the Senate has an where the victim lived. 1 he four men were / apologize to the girl, the disciplinary records confidential without sirue il appeared to drastically unlimited amount of at-large ap- visiting .i frii-nd who also lived on that students at Virginia Tech and the student's permission reduce the ianaUF*l si/e pointments at his eWretion floor. "JMU will not stand for this kind of M During the elevator ride, the four men all the students at JMl)... behavior and language," said Michael "If we don't veto this bill, it Whrrtpeoptearrfli'tgrraping It began ringing the emergency bell in the Way, Director of Judicial Affairs. "JMU that the Senate can still be the same elevator, according to the deposition. has never had another civil rights incident size as it is now, because the Speak- - Karl Harris ...Whatpeople aren't er can allow for as many appoint- At around 3 a.m. the victim went to Irishman like Harris's, and I've been doing this for the bathroom, where Harris and the three a long time. 1 think they have done just grasping is the Senate ments as he would like," she said. other men blocked the door to prevent her about everything they should do as r.i r u from entering. After asking them to move, The agreement defers Ins deposition punishment." can still be the same the victim pushed her wav through. When for 18 months during which he will abide Virginia Tech Police t"hie! IVbra Dun- the victim was back in her room, the men In certain regulation! stimulated by the can said, "The outcome o! this situation size as it is now... WORK ON knocked on her door and she asked them U.S. Attorney, )ohn L. Brownlee and pro- sends a strong message that any kind of to leave her alone. bation officer, William Sydnor Jr. • harassment will not be tolerated." - Lucv Hutchinson After Harris wrote the message on her Harris must go through an akohol The deposition also says that the victim SGA Senator THE BEACH door, the victim immediately called the treatment program and anger manage- fears for her lite to leave her dormitory, police- ment program, a diversity training pro- lias missed academic classes immediately Harris told the Virginia Tech Police of- gram and conduct 31K) hours of commu- following the incident and has considered wul not accurately represent the THIS SUMMER ficer who detained him that he wrote the nity service during the 18-month period, leaving Tech permanently. campus" senator Betsey An- message because he was angry at the way after which the .barges will be dropped "I am very sorry for what happened derson (Jr.) said. 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He runs aruund hLs own stage, lights flashing his name in every direction, clasping his hands together while receiving pretentious applause when a guest ttaf-sssMaas'gi comes on his show. He claims that bears an? "god- SrhaltlrtteTU less killing machines," that sleep is "un-Amencan" fco S)»4 rfi«t'or«TcrtI>'$rt.n«) and zwti ndes because by logic, you should be using that bme to home WjHt »aftrn{» goal to provide, according " eat (the true American way) and has now stepped U>exacutive ill rector Jtihn Rob- out of long-time friend . 7 Imon. "site, norr-iudgmencal T .„ run K« Stewart's shadow. He LOVBtVOT,- rides-to our fellow students Hlnl WOMtV * no'art Whdered incapable IvrV*» lintkng insurance to cover rK heart rate to rise from a code yellow to purple with plan to rwrwbtnobues and drive intoxicated stu- in a matter of seconds Sean Hannity to explain why dents ratraClb Wssnsrr thfc obstacle. RubinWn said. you're un-Amencan, and .in increase in lumpiness .is We haue nwntly starttrfll*.pn»i-« ot becoming a you'ir door bell rings — no if snot BillCVRcillv revn federal Tttlfrjsrflt organization." H hidi will "... p* acting McCarthyism, coming to send you to the land us a legal WenHtv Ikif *rill make ii easier for imux- of the unpatriotic, if s rust the mail man, but by now anaPo. iMjfctlfcli ft. deal with us.' you're so on edge — it doesn't really matter. Nenr HaMlu'Ltsk of drivtnj; .1 car sounded so Sarcasbcally paralleled toCTRnlly's "IhetYRcilly • towsdirtfcly comple* and legaNsbc. yet this is the Factor," Colbert features a segment called "The .entsal tmtt-H Safefudea' designated driver pn> Word," the equivalent to entering the ironically titled r.ram. Wifnfiudifccerrkible progress toward their ul- "No-Spin Zone" on O'Reilly's show. 'The Word" ' i mate goai-4towever, this plan show* htrle chance pokes fun at current events, senators, congressmen of eAtf pwsatt Or name success. Yet. w hile other and anything that — — -luden(«r^W»abon« would have changed direc- appears to be tak- V/i/i'iy «/>/ thp tion anoVsotig^R Innovative solutinns wnen faced ing itself a little too • •" WU rt mn l'lt with suth oucTwhWminc, obstacles Sih-Rides has mu_ , omph»b M would o mimic building upon mon man, "... who / t , ,t . (he fculol#rf,'an mnfcaroe plan when viable al- are it* heroes? The JOT fl JOCt thai III V ternatives ex- ist SOeJudes &"£ country dub would Sqfe&ides has could lobby HaTrisonborg not"t the& country552°!S club never let Jyou in. ertphaticdlly transit to ex- crowd. I know for a pand bus ser- fact that my country - Stephen Colbert stayiai.tfw course, vice hour. And club would never k-t routes enojur- you in." And he's right — people of today are feel- demonstnuatg an fv student ing more stressed and defensive as our lives are de- almost tenaciously ui start norms fined by codes of color. We, as college students and earik'r and members of die next generations, look to our choices single-minded, thus farllatate Raise your hand if you of role models: Corporate Amcnca, plagued by scarv- greater use ot looking old men that daim to be the common man SchHeffeh-esque me bus system, as they drive to work in their not-so-environmentally provide mate- want to be a senator conscious Hummers, or, easygoing, approachable devotion to this ill- rial incentives Up to (Ms point as tt>da\'s run-off elec- cnppling the competition and making way people like Colbert who reassures us that "your voice (ie. free food tion reaffirms, the SGA has kept meralesslv for a stampede of prospective senators. will be heard — in the form of my voice." jatedplan. at load restau- ctose to their apparent election philosophy: Last week Senator Lucy Hutchinson I like my news the way I like my cream cheese rants) for des- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. (Sr.) proposed a bill to the senate that would on a bagel — light, fluffy and used in moderation. But beyond the current take-two Ex- tiv (he wht tie bloody mess. But, guess what' Screaming at the cream cneese does not make it any- .» wart WirtjtocomparUe). to suMdtea the faitu o» ecutfw Council election, the SGA has, by It didn't pan through Executive Council. more tasty, whiter or whatever you would expect of inaMnA students ail uiSehich woold acoompWi . executive caveat, instead turned propor- In order for an election to work, students cream cheese — the only thing you'll get in return is ihei/spa! «0^^i"f*»denui with ••sa/e attema- tioned senate seats into appointed seats, need to be provided with clear guidelines a blank apathetic stare. The difference of yelling at a tisr*i«M*^j|awhil,- MDorated. Kir all intents and acconu/tg to former Election ( urn mission so they may make an educated decision. At viewer is that while a talk show host can yell at von i«irpaseiils»*i* avenues hove largely bean ignored. member Ric.irdo PifVras If at firw you this point anyone with a purse — although, thnxigh the TV screen, unlike cream cheese, you 1 MUWiytffl* (act*, WP most ask thequcstion, don't succeed, you now veto the damn bill that stipulation tt unclear as well — could have the power to turn off the show, bash your radio NvWcWfcnut nn.nev fpT Aoordmg ki RotWi and let the Elections Commission appoint run fot senaton as long at they an? aWe to as Rush I jmbaugh begins his daily preach, and turn ■+>a ourt»fcA»s '. has been used to hi>tp generate however many peopk* they want. nuse their right hand. on something that is a pause in a media crazed world imac mrWy tttruughturii-arsrn and also to help S*»metimcs the SGA misses the bill. Before the unfortunate mistake was — 'The Colbert Report." trameer•(•Sober* and crartr a cummurtotv within In this case, thev an? missing a pretty sig- made, college seats were determined by a l>on't worry about me, America; although I rely our n»i«b#r»Brp " While greater hind raising and nitVant bill — i>ne that keeps senate seats very specific formula. Now, however, the on the likes of the talk show 'The Colbert Report," 'raining a» acceptable (II not relatively suspect) proportionate to each other and ensures an formula lias been reduced to men' fibers of I'm still an informed intellectual. I know there's a war uses of duoBtkins, money used to "create a cucn- equal amount ot rvpresentation from JMU what was once at least organized chaos. Sng on, people are constantly angry about it, and munlty" vvhlk' the organization fails to dMiver on colleges and residence halls. Because of this, The general election debacle that is t Democrats and Republicans are still not getting its iourduig promrse amounts to a dereliction of the Flections Commission is now allowed to only being resolved now demonstrates alone, — I know all that and much more with about ntpKUibfll^ and outright dishonesty by SafeR- choose its m\n distnbution of scats and has that the SGA as a whole struggles with being yelled at and belittled by angry men on the oth- ides.Atsoatteonc who has donated his hard-earned created what is, in effect pure chaos. the concept of "election* But just because er side of my television. But most importantly, I've money to Aus organrzahon, I feel absolutely be- Earlier this semester, the SGA altered its they cannot get elections to work does not learned from Colbert that "just because something's trayed knowing that my contnbution went toward Elections Policy so that senators would be mean we should he forced to abandon not true ...doesn't mean I can't say it," a concept I m making the group's 120. rnembers better buddies elected in !h< ■ spring as t ippused li»tall, heron- them. In thrs apparent feud between the sure all extremists would agree with. rather lhan helping the student populabon. and af- the upcoming academic vear. While writing SGA and elections, it is not the latter that Suro/i ("Mid is aftrshman Lngftsit and art history rna- ter thne vearsiind^UAHlin fund raising, one has the change to the policy, the SGA failed to needs to be curtailed. )Or who also believes that "all God's creatures have a soul to wonder if the members vi SafcRides truly care write full rules tor the election, effectively OK, SGA. Call this election to order .. except bears." about tuHilong thnr n»ssinn ,u all The truth U that the members of SaieRides could nofatre less about you and your chances of getting home on any particular weekend. If they A "time-to-re-evaluate-vour-CenEds-again" dart to cared, their members would have gotten behind [ML for never teaching students how to cniss a street. the wheel of their own cars and made an effort From an aggravated driver xoho's beginning to look for* to help srudenb. while they were working out lo- ward to the day she gets to hit her first pedestrian. E-mail darts and pats to gishcs, with or without insurance protection If hreentlpta ImuiwaViNn. they cared, «h*y would have scrapped this overly Pant A Pan are \ubmitied annn\rm*u.flv and pnnn-it on a i/w< «* ataiUible bout Submuuoni o bureaucratic and unnecessarily convoluted plan ba.\ed upon one perum i opinion of a Riven ulua- of rented rajn and nonprofit status for a pltn that A •'take-y(>ur-war-/one-sc-mewhere-else'' dart to the lion person or event and do ntH neceisarih reflet can, in TWlity, work. If they cared, they would selfishly oblivious guys who insist upon throwing foot- iheiruth be up!rout and honest to all students about how balls and Prtsbea ever the concrete circle on the Quad. donations intended for the designated dnver pro- From a simmering senior thai would like to travel OW gram are actually spent on club todaj activities. this mam throughuwy m one pine and uwn'f hesitate to slap The onlv thing thev care about is creating the atawsii;' hull forgetting beaned in the head. illusion of civic engagement and community m- \ olveraeni. for both themselves and their future empbytrvwiiniiut ever having to lift a finger or ■i i.ike a sacrifice A "remove-head-trom-sphincter-then-drive" dart to — ■ i !■ ■ u 1 ■ the person dnving the wrong wavdownS- Main St. into r SAFf.HBlBS. ;uei 7 oncoming traffic. From a terrified $enior who thinks that the insane driving depicted in movies belongs in movies, and not OH Route 11.

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SAFERIDES: Slow in coming Iii ii us i<> mi EDITOR SAFERIDES, from pa$e b our society believe both that their Circles review daced Breeze arrived at the doors to benefit the community. Pot the far beyond those initially pro- V O >rdmgto ihe SafeRides Web status and sell-worth are defined around important event the event on Saturdav, asking last seven vears. the PtOCBtCSi posed, and, most recently, a site, the organization proudly boasts by their btle and that someone's re- for free admission for herselt from Circles have benefited lo- surge in Iraqi sectarian vio- 19 leadership \\ Mtn«is, including a ■umi is more important than their In Monday's issue of The plus three friends to in event cal llarrisonhurgihantiessuch lent e that looks very much "dbadV of membership." an 'in- character, and SafeRides is simply Breeze, there was a blurb and publicly known to be benefit- .is the Boyt and Girls Club and like the foundations of a civil ternal director," and my favorite, a conforming to this notion. Thus, photo detailing the events that ing local chanties. Mercy House, not to mention war — not exactly a situation "dinvtor of national sponsor rela- they have created an organization occurred at the Breakdance It seems ,H)d h> me th.it In.- the $4,000 donated to Katnna conducive to a people expect- tions." Trie sheer presence of ihis thai emphasizes T-shirts and ma- Club's seventh annual charity Breeze always has time to re relief last semester ed to shortly assume political, many leadership ptKitions without |esbc, resume-ready btles while event. Circles, on Saturday, port on things like fashion, but I he Breakdance Club is " onomJc and military control any discemable bvproduct is proof downplaying any actual need to April 1. While the photogra- when something comes along not the only organization on over their country. Whatever positive that the members of SafeR- sen e the community. After $13,000 phy was wonderful, there was th.H is culturally relevant and campus that helps the com- future benefits may come ides are not the least bit concerned and three years of empty pnunises, no in-depth article written benefits the communitv, it is munity, and it is certainly no from this action on America's with, as they boast on their web site. incompetence and outnght decep- either prior to or following not seen as a priontv u .1 iu more important than anv oth- part, at present, the facts are "providing a designated-driver pro- tion, I want my money back. the event, and the informa- dent newspaper, this particular er group, but it strikes me .is what they are. The bad ones gram for the JML' communitv " Hobby McMohon is a senior politi- tion included was inaccurate aspect of the media is extreme- irresponsible media when an far outweigh the good, and I'd In some ways, though SafeR- cal xience major, and ail mformalum in and in some cases, completely ly valuable and pertinent in opportunity to further a valu- say ol percent to 39 percent is ides is ahead of the curve: many in tlus article can be verified upon request. InooiTtct. A reporter for The providing information that can able and established CHUM >s putting it generously overlooked and underestimat- ed. When students work hard Bnan DuBoff to make .1 diMcrence and do senior ISA! major Coldvvell Banker Commercial Funkhouser Realtors something worthwhile, a little recognition goes a long way. Lack of coverage sold Break- Phillip Yudson dance Club short THE LARGEST SELECTION OF STUDENT HOUSING senior kinesioloe,y ma|or I picked up a copv of Mon- d.n s issue of The Breeze and www.acrvNEBOOSVkCON • 434-5150 Negative Iraq news reports was shocked and offended bv negative events the lack of story on Circles 7. People complain at IML about Monday's opinion article lacuna diversity, and being by Anthony Reidel is yet an- ortlv about partying. I Ins was other example ot the contin- a chance to prove to JMU that ued mischaraiten/atum ot the there is something bigger here. Iraq War. Ihe focus of Mr. Re- 1 ir. lesis one of the largest hip- idel's piece was to honor Paul hop events on the Last Coast, Ray Smith, a heroic soldier and the fact that it is hosted who gave his lite tor his men b\ the i\u Breakdance Club Hunters Ridge Madison Gardens Grace Bhttf Madison Terrace and his country I )oin Mr. Re- and takes place on campus Condominiums Apartments idel in praising this man, and is huge. This event brings in all those like him who serve people from all over to battle our Country, and I, too, believe and Watch, and deserved more that our soldiers don't re» em- than wh.it it was given enough praise for their ser- The Breakdance Club does vice. But Mr. Reidel's use ol so much work tor charity. Ev- this example to assert that the erv ve.n we donate what we media coverage of this coOr* make trom Circles to charities. tint is inappropriate!) biased I .1st year we donated $7,000 toward negative events, in- to local chanties and to Ka- stead ol positive! su«h ,is this trm.i relief. We are one of the Madison Manor Hunters Ridge Country Club Court Devon Lane iuw, is dismissive and unreal- top donators on campus. We Townhomes Townhomes istic By his numbers, 61 per- also hav e been donating to the cent ot national news cover- Boys and (.iris Club for sev- age ol the war is "focused on eral vears now. None of the negative topics." I'll assume money we make from Circles this to mean that the remain- goes toward us, unlike many ing 39 percent is to, used on other organizations on campus positive topics. Based upon who use money they make to the reality ol our nation's ac- throw parties, ihe Breakdance tions in Iraq, thii distribution Club also helps out so many sounds .(bout right I he t,n t is other urbanizations on and off Madison Square Large Selection Gingerbread House Duke Gardens the results of this war. to date, campus by performing. So be- of Homes have been more negative than sides the money Wf make from positive. Despite whatever Circles, we are helping others gains we've made in terms to raise monev lor their causes 1 COLDWELL of limited freedoms for the all ve.ir round. 715 Pon Republic Road |BANKER Irani people, and I supposed I don't know if it has been (and often-stated) increase in recognized how important and Haimonbuig. VA 22801 J COMMERCIAL our national security, the war unique this is, but the lack of 540-434-5150 FUNKHOUSER has caused the deaths of more coverage let me down, and let infou cbcfunkhoustt.com than 2,300 American soldiers the Breakdance Club down. 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A&E arts & entertainment THE IIUI I /.!■ www.ilicbree:e.org ITHURSDAY, APRIL 6, 2006! 'Narnia' collector's Technology editon filled with fantasy transformation DVD offers a look into the With a world filled with cellphones, behind-the-scenes creation of iPods and /Ms, technology has 'The Chronicles of Narnia' changed the way students live

■v LISA RONEY »v LAURA BECKER STAFF WRITER CONTR1BUTISC WRITER "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" two-disc Walking into a room before class, the collector's edition may cost $10 more than sound of text message alerts seem to have the single-disc version, but fans of both become more familiar than the usual chat- the movie and the books will find out that tering among students. E-mail has become extra money is well spent. the most convenient way to send mail and The first disc features the actual film and also includes four-and-a-half minutes of fum- online chatting and text messaging are bles and mess-ups on the blooper reel. Two slowly replacing telephone calls. A student full-length common- walking alone around campus is most likely tartea .ire Included, jamming to an MP3 player or gabbing on a cell one featuring direr- phone, and it is not rare to find groups of people tor Andrew Adamson DVD where everyone is fiddling with their cell phones and the film's four & REVIEW young actors, the instead of talking to each other. other features the While all of this new technology is fun and film's productio ^ ^ ^ ^ convenient, it seems that the common practice of team. « « W F instant messaging and text messaging is having "Discover MOVIE: a negative effect on oral communication. Take, Narnia Fun Facts" The Chrondes of Nama allows the audience for instance, the Facebook group, "Roommates to watch the film DIRECTOR: Who Talk To Each Other Online While Sitting with random blurbs Andrew Adamson In the Same Room (JMU Chapter)." While this about the novel's is a humorous concept, many people would author, C.S. Lewis, RELEASED: admit they are guilty of chatting online with people that and the land he April 4.2005 created. The boxes arc only 10 feet away. In a world where easy-access technology is a part of trivia take up a of every day life, it is no wonder that students fall prey to communicat- large portion of the screen, but the creators ing via the keypad. The pros and cons almost equal each other out. While made sure that the boxes don't block charac- talking is the traditional form of communication and leaves less room for ters, a fluke that many other DVDs with this feature overlook. misinterpretation, text messaging and chatting online are oftentimes more The second disc has two worlds to choose convenient. from: "Creating Narnia" and "Creatures, Senior Joseph Coote, a study abroad student from Australia, was Lands and Legends." The latter ihowOMM shocked by JMU's technology trends. timelines, events, places and people of the "When I first got here, I was surprised at how much people world of Narnia, and really has nothing to do with the movie itself. This could be interesting used [technology], and I was a bit overwhelmed," Coote lor people who want to learn more about said. "Everyone on campus seems to have an iPod Vimia but don't want to read the seven books or a flip phone. In Australia, iPods are becoming in the series. popular, but most people still use a CD player. "Creating Narnia" contains all the juicy It made me want the same stuff, but it's too behind-the-scenes stuff that fans will be itching to see. "Chronicles of a Director" spends 39 min- expensive, so I try to avoid it." utes looking at Adamson'* first stab at a live It could be argued that MP3 play- action film (his previous credits include both ers are more convenient due to their "" films). size and the fact that they have "The Children's Magical Journey" is prob- a greater storage capacity, which ably the most entertaining feature. There are twenty-six minutes spent interviewing the four allows for diversity in music. leads and showcasing video clips of them on iPods can even hold text and and off the set. movie files, depending on its "Evolution of an Epic" breaks the movie amount of gigabytes. Although down into four sub-categories. "From One new and exciting, technology Man's Mind" is a brief four-minute biogra- phy on C.S. Lewis. "Cinematic Story Telltn comes with a hefty price tag. takes 55 minutes to explore the departments Because of old habit, some that truly make a film all it can be (produc- JMU students use CD players tion and set design, makeup, costume, pho- to listen to musicwhen walk- tography, etc.). ing around campus. Creating Creatures" uses 53 minutes to "iPods are a couple hun- dleeecl each CGI-charactef and the process of bringing them to life. dred dollars, and I don't think "Anatomy of a Scene: The Melting River" they're worth it, personally," is probably the most interesting of the Ml It takes 11 minutes to show the grueling stt TECH. page 10 process of creating one of the film's most suspenseful and important scenes The film itself is a beautiful masterpiece that fans of the books will enjoy. Its adap- Text Messaging tation, unlike many movies based on books that have been recently released, is so clOM TECH Becoming more Instant mes- to the original story. This is a movie that prevalent each year, senger services many who have no interest in films like text messages are a storage capacity, have become thel "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings TRENDS popular form of com- MP3 players are norm for people might enjoy, because of its almost biblical take on the battle of good versus evil. Nar- munication while on and entertainment to keep in touch nia is a world that any one can get lost m the go. favorite of students with friends. and it is one not to miss.

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Despite taking three-run lead was led In junk* left lielder Joe Uke weekend senes against George Mason JMU drops with five runs in the as he recorded a career-best three hits, beginning next Friday at 3 p.m. fourth inning, JMU Baseball scored two runs and drove in anothei sixth-straight JMU 100 500 121— 10 13 4 junior left-Kinder Tuesday Senior tirst baseman Matt Rnstow (2 Jacob Cook allowed for 5, two RBIs)and junior right fielder UofR 210 61120X— 3 14 2 n,> game on road M« earned HWi I Richmond 13 Mitchell Moses (2 for 3, two rune) also Spiders took the JMU 10 contributed. W-Marshall; L-Cook; S Mas RICHMOND — The JMU baseball lead 9-6 and kept it After having his 24-game hitting team (19-11) lost its rinrfl cwwcuHvt for the remainder of the game. streak snapped against Colonial Ath- game i>n the road as they tell 13-10 to IXiwn 13-7, JMU made a late come- letic Association nval Old Dominion 2B — Cuwgill<5>; Mosatttfc Lake<8); lh,' Ri. hmond Spiders (10-16) Tuesday back attempt in the final two innings Sunday, JMU sophomore center fielder Bristow 2(8); Zeskindfo); Mahoney(5); at Pitt hild scoring three runs. Senior second base- Kellen Kutbacki (0 for 4, one run) was Justiee<4); Coogan(4|. HR — Mahonev(2); Womng(2>; For Richmond, it was their fourth man Michael Cowgill led the charge, waited tune and had no hits lor the JMU sophomore L.C. Baker was Kenna(2). win in hveuutin)*s. driving in two runs with a two-out second-consecutive game. one of three Dukes arrested. The Spiders took an early 3-1 lead double in the eighth. JMU was in action vesterda\ at after two innings ,il play. I he tirst two The Diamond Dukes had 13 hits home against Radford — its only home Records: JMU (19-11, 9-3 CAA); of three runs wen unearned in the first and four ermrs on the day, while the date in a 12-game stretch. Their next Richmond (10-16) following an tnof in left field. Spiders had 14 hits and two errors. JMU home game will feature a three-game. — from staff reports Dukes' character Conference Clash concerns JMU travels to Junior Three starters shortstop Boston to face Davis arrested, given St one burner Northeastern chases second chance down a Radford We live in an era ol sports ■Y MATTHEW Stoss player dur- where grades and classes are as KMOi ivBrrfR ing yester- likely to be describing the charges day's game. filed against athletes as the) into '•.'meone torgot to tell the Freshman bedeet ribing their academics lr/s Colonial Athletic Association left-hander a time where if I named five NBA about the Northeastern baseball Justin Wood players, von wouldn't be sure il team. Sure, the league knew it pitched five 1 was talking about the starting was joining, but three months Innings, lineup of the pro team in the area into the season, the Huskies allowing or the local police lineup. are sitting in second place af- two earned Players ,ire getting in legal ter a weekend sweep of 21-9 runs on trouble more and more frequently and peren- seven hits. these days. Just recently, the Uni- nial base- Baseball Sophomore versity of Virginia kicked three ball power center field- potential defensive starters off North Caro- This Weekend er Kellen the team for failing a drug test lina-Wilm- JMU at NU Kulbackl, This includes linebacker Ahmad ington. Friday 3 p.m senior Brooks, who just two seasons ago So given Parsons second was considered one of the top last week- FWd baseman players in the country. end's hap- Michael Virginia lech quarterback penings, could it be said that Cowgill. Marcus Vlck thuught stomping Northeastern is a surprise? Junior on an opposing players arm was "Absolutely," said JMU outfielder the best wav to end his college ca- coach Spanky McFarland, Mitchell reer in Blacksburg. whOM Diamond Dukes open Moses and Three of JMU's own football a three-game series with the freshman players were arrested back in Huskies Iridav in BOStOIV catcher March after getting in a fight with Northeastern (7-2 in the Co- Brett I teammate Junior linebacker lonial, 12-M overall! has won Garner all Akeem Jordan, junior offensive eight out of their last 10, in- hit home tackle Corey cluding two-consecutive CAA runs. Senior Da MS .nid RUMOR HAS IT series sweeps over Delaware first base- sophomore March 24 to 26 and then Wilm- man Nate Wide ret ei\ er ington this past weekend. Schill sent L.C. Baker (all "|UNCW| almost could've two out of starters for the won," McFarland said. "They the park. Dukes) were didn't get a lot of two-out hits. The Dukes charged with and a lot of that is being com- won 22-7. assault and fortable. It's a long way up battarj alter there." I \l\MIOAP' getting into The Diamond Dukes (9-3, Hs^HJHfJBJH a fight with 20-11 ), who were on a six-game freshman line- losing skid before beating Rad- which at the time was the longest set?' And they said, 'we'd he prettv Huskies have the third-lowest FRA in backer Reggie BftiA* HANSEN ford yesterday, make their wav in the nation. After dropping three happy.' the league at 3.o7 behind Virginia Com- Wesln up there Friday, where third- straight in Norfolk, the Monarch*. Vh had bad spell, but Ifi not the monwealth (3.23) and ODU (3.16) and How then does |Ml football place JMU will try to rebound (12-0, 29-3), who sit in first place In ■nd i>( the world. We're a good team, are led by sophomore right-hander Kns handle student athletes with off- from a weekend sweep by No. the CAA, now own that distinction we've (ml seen some bad luck and Dabrowiecki, who is 3-0 in five starts field issues1 16 Old Dominion as ranked by having won 18 in a row. we'll be fine, we just ran Into MOM with a 2.04 ERA. Joining him in the I here are the o\ erall athletic de- Baseball Amenta. I he sweep Said McFarland, "I told [the good pitcher*. rotation are junior right-hander Dave partment guidelines, which man- came on the heels of a three- team), 'if before the season, some- Madison is going to run into ■OHM Pellegrine and freshman right-hander date certain punishments such as game win streak and before one told you you'd be 19-10 halfway more this weekend Northeastern has counseling the tirst time an athlete that, a 16-game win streak. through the vear, would you be up- pitched its wav into second place. I hfl veBASEBAIJ.iiigell tails | drug test. Alter that, JMU football coach Mickcv Matthews has no set punishments. "Wi have to look at each situ- ation s,>p,tratelv. Matthews s.nd "I've never come across two sce- Anderson: CAA women's track athlete of week narios' that were exactlv alike, so yOU Can'l llist decide that there is always this punishment tor this JMU distance runner Nelly Stanford Irack and held Invi- Mollie Defrancesco — who ran I he \t A A race will be action." Anderson has been named the tational last Friday night. She it in nine minutes and 56.07 held from Ma) 26 to 27 at Matthews said vou na\l to remem- ( Otonlal Athletic Association turned in a persona I-record seconds. North Carol ina-Cireensboro, ber these are college students and Women's Track Athlete of the time i.t 10 minutes. 18.97 sec- Along with the recognition. and the Eastern College Ath- that mistakes happen. Week. onds, surpassing her previous Anderson also qualified for letic Conference Champion- "Guys know what's fair and Anderson, a senior from best by more than 15 seconds. both the NCAA East Region slups .ire slated tor Ma\ 12 to they respond to fairnes*," Mat- Charlotte, N.C., was honored Anderson's time is MCOnd Championships and the East- 14 at Princeton. thews said "Guys are more likelv Anderson after she won the women's in school history in the steeple ern College Athletic Confer- 3,000-meter steeplechase at the chase to former Ail-American ence ( hampionships — from staff reports see ISSUES, page 11 Archery dominates home tourney; Dukes win ail four individual titles

Penn College. ed sophomore Geetha Mathew, Dukes continue In the women's compound another Duke - tri'shman Brittany Lorenli fin- I he I Hikes also ended up stellar season ished m tirst with | 108-1(14 taking third place in all four win over sophomore Joayn competitions with sophomore with home sweep Fleury. The Dukes took that Jedd GreenOCk and freshman team competition 207-198 over lessua Pasula taking third in The JMU archery team Penn College. the men's and women's com- swept every event i last Both Gellenthicn and pound, respectively. In the weekend's Adam Wheatcroft l.orenti continued their stel- men's and women's recurve, Memorial lar season tor the Dukes. Each freshman Nick Kale and soph- lournament Ar*»lioMf won a title at the U.S. Indoor/ omore Amy McAleese each The Dukes WroiWfJr I tat Region Tournament back finished third. took all four m early March. Other teams that competed individual titles and the three Also winning titles for in the tournament were Penn team competitions in events Madison were sophomore Ja- College, and Stevens College. held on Madison's campus. cob Wukie, who won the men's The Dukes are in Phoenix Sophomore Braden Cel- PKUrve and senior K.itnna this weekend for the Arizo- lenthien won the men's com- Weiss, who took the women s na Cup. They travel to Mays pound 112-111 over freshman recurve event. Landing, N.V., next weekend teammate Stephen Schwade. Wukie beat junior team- for the Atlantic Open. MJJJF. HOWUNU mtrihuhng ptmUgnflm KI.M.II V >V\ I |\ , .mlntviintplwioumpher I hi' I »ukes won the Overall mate Curt BriSCOe in the cham- JMU freshman Brittany LorentJ won the com- team compound 228-202 over pionship 101-98 Weiss defeat- — from staff reportt JMU sophomore Braden Gellenthlen won pound at this weekend's JMU Invitational. the men's compound at the JMU Invitational. 12 I THURSDAY. APRIL 6.2006 ; wwwJhebreeze.org THE BREEZE you. me. staring contest, now! you win. you always do. make sure you stare really hard, taking it all in. don't tire yourself out though, we will meet again, twice a week in fact. for i am The Breeze.

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