ZA LIVE Magazine February 2016 Love Music Edition
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COVER ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE CONTACT US AT zalivemagazine@ gmail.com CAPTURED BY: BLUNT MOYA HER SKIN SPEAKS february `16 contentcontent letter from the editor our fam ON THEwhere ROCKS is the love? #19 the bks ain`t shhh to fhh with on the rocks sports # 1 thats racists #20 local sports hero #21 local view fashion and beauty # 3 fashion tips com se com sa # 4 house of weli m outfits #22 friday night light feature # 5 being humanchild 411 #7 latest in R&B and soul music insight #10 listen to the sounds of tembisa gig guide #12 where the party at? food and lifestyle # 14 visiting khabo gcina #15 recipe #16 wine Play`s note #17 the music biz editors review #18 book and movie review LISTEN UP THE TEAM LETTER FROM THE EDITOR Editor-In-Chief: WHERE IS THE LOVE? Managing Editor: We have talented musicians, artists and so many more art forms to give all we ask for is support. I would love to see ZA LIVE magazine Marketing editor: go places one day but I know for a fact that it wont go anywhere if we choose to neglect the content that fills up the pages of this magazine. A magazine is only as good as it`s content and trust me the content that is walking up and down these streets of 1632 is beyound talent made Public Relations: in a unique creation. So why the title “where is the love” for my editors note? If you look at the variety of talent lurking in the hood compared to all this nonsense we have been forced to endure our entire lifes you Photography: have to sit back and ask yourself where is the love for these dope art- ists, we not saying they must make it for us to listen to them, but fame doesnt change the fact that thier sh!t is REAL!! Let`s show some love for to all my rappers, my singers, my band people, my photographer, On The Rocks: my painters, events organisers e.t.c Fashion and Beauty: ZA LIVE LOVES YOU ZA IS ABOUT TO GO...LIVE!!! Food and Lifestyle: Sports: www.zalivemagazine.wordpress.com There’s always next month for more times than his underwear lubricant. (which at that point in his life, he’ll We all need love, and the beautiful probably own two pairs). Then thing about it is that it unites us all. again, and I say this with utmost No matter what race you are, all you respect to the fairer sex, women need is love. Now, with the blatant hardly ever know what they want. online racism that just surfaced at the One of my favourite things about beginning of this year, maybe that is relationships though, is the argu- what Penny Sparrow and the other ment. Fellas, let’s get real on this racists need: a little bit of black love. one: when it comes to that part of Well, maybe if she meets a Venda or the relationship, you are wrong. Tsonga man, she’ll find out that the You are always wrong. You wanna love there is not that little. You know know why? When women argue, what they say; once you go black, they don’t use logic. They twist you will never walk again. She just facts in their favour, twist your On The Rocks. needs to be truly satisfied, you know? words, and bring out some hor- By Rocky Ramodipa. Perhaps having a Venda-speaking rible relationship sin you did back Wassup peeps? Are you feeling good? coloured kid won’t be such a bad start before y’all even met. Now, I’m Are you in love? It is the month of for her to stop believing that black not saying women are crazy (and love after all. Valentine’s month is people are monkeys. of course I can’t say that without here, and some of you might be losing my job as the Satirical Col- thinking of buying a gift for your be- “ONCE YOU GO BLACK, umnist quicker than Van Rooyen, loved one. Such a sweet time, isn’t it? YOU WILL NEVER because my editor is female, and so I myself am not really a big fan of WALK AGAIN” is like, 60% of the ZA LIVE team. Valentine’s day, nor of Christmas, and Remember, I love you ladies), but I will tell you why: Both days are filled Love is truly a beautiful feeling. It I think we can all agree that in with crap colour decorations (red and turns some of us into poets. I myself any argument with any woman in white), most people only choose to turned into a poet when I`ve done your life, you end up not coming show their love on those specific days, something wrong to my babe (oh, and out good even if she is the aggres- they have both been used as silly mar- just by the way, my woman is not a sor in the situation. Women are keting schemes by businesses, and you bae. She isn’t the sh*t. I just can’t find on another level of psychological also “need” a certain outfit special for myself comparing my beautiful ray warfare that would put the Nazis those days – preferably to be bought a of light in human form into faeces). torture system to shame. I respect week before the holiday. Oh, and also I love how inspiring she is to me. their feminine strength and their one important similarity between the And that is the one thing that I think ability to tell you off before you two – both days have us seeing and should most definitely drive you in a can even begin to imagine how hearing ho’s everywhere. relationship: that your partner pushes the argument would end up if Now, I’m not saying stop celebrating you to be better, because let’s face it – you responded (did you see how Valentine’s day (then again, I don’t if your lady/man is still the same after complicated the last explanation is? have to tell you because either way, a year, no achievements or goals set That’s right! That is how an argu- you won’t listen. You are South for the near future, then why are you ment with women works). African after all). I mean I do love two still together? I love you my beautiful lady read- seeing couples romancing each other, I don’t think love alone could do ers. Please don’t chop off my head. buying each other gifts and spoil- much to keep a woman/man (es- And again I’m signing out from ing each other. Love is a wonderful pecially most women. Ladies, if I’m yet another fun article. Like my thing, and I just feel like it should be wrong, you can always search for Facebook page “On the rocks with celebrated every day. I wouldn’t mind me on Facebook at Rocky Rawkeey Rocky Ramodipa”, or add me, buying my girlfriend (who now exists) Ramodipa, or like my page On The “Rocky Rawkeey Ramodipa”, for an occasional gift as a token of my Rocks with Rocky Ramodipa, and more fun, madness and all things appreciation to her. She is after all my I shall invite you over at my place comedy and satirical. The fun we lady who needs to be let known that for tea and tell you why I am right), shall have will indeed be epic. she is adored beyond words. because we all want someone who My name is Rocky Ramodipa and Oh, and on that subject of gift-giving, has a clear vision and plan for his/her this is (tooloolooloo tooloolooloo might I suggest all the single people to own life. Ladies, let’s face it; whom of tooloolooloo. Okay I have no idea buy a glove and some hand sanitizer? you wants to date a man who knows what that was, but it played out Your loved one, either the left or the nothing of where he is going in life? I differently in my head), On The right, does deserve to look good and mean you don’t want to end up mar- Rocks. smell good every once in a while. rying a man who changes his plans #1 zalivemagazine.wordpress.com facebook.com/zalivemagazine #2 fashion and beauty -weli m fashion tips how to dress for a first date What to wear... Ladies when you’re going on a first date it’s always a good idea to make a good first im- pression, never show too much or cover up completly either, always highlight your best feature, for instance if you have a tiny waste wearing a belt to highlight that is very attrac- tive. There are different types of outfits men and women can wear on different dates. My tip for men is to always pick your shoes wisely that says a lot about you. Ladies my tip is not to show too much make him want to go on a second date with you. Gentlemen women love a well groomed man, by that I mean clean and smell good too, I don’t mean metrosexual, even though some of us appreciate such men you need to be a manly man. What not to wear... When going on a date never wear anything that’s too revealing, it will give the wrong message to your date, he will rate you as too easy he’ll probably make a move to get into your pants and when he succeeds you’ll never hear from him again.