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The Cambridge student newspaper 5 October 2001 www.varsity.cam.ac.uk FEES SCRAPPED • Labour signals massive U-turn on fees • Attacked for putting spin over substance • Students unlikely to be better off
to win!” But a more cautionary note, Pav tested grant, resulting in a lower level of no promises over tutition fees. issue of top-up fees re emerge. David Sophie Morphet then argued that despite the promising tax. Andrew Oswald, Professor of Nick Fawcett, Campaigns Officer for the Palfreyman, bursar at New College, Judith Whiteley words, students still have to ensure that Economics at Warwick University, said the CU Conservative Association, told Varsity, Oxford, claimed that it is only a matter of “the government follow through” with contribution was likely to amount to a “Tuition fees are another stealth tax. Access time before the university will be forced Grants are to be reintroduced, and tuition reintroducing grants. CUSU’s Higher penny on income tax for graduates. In the to university is more about the ability to into charging them. He pointed to fees may be scrapped, in an overhaul of Education Funding Officer, Johsua long term, therefore, the scheme would be pay than academic ability.” Cambridge University’s financial vulnera- the government’s much reviled higher Reddaway, also reiterated the warning that self-financing. Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP bility too, suggesting that if it did not start education funding policy. the fight is far from finished: “It’s a really It is a major change in policy for the and spokeperson for Wales, Northern charging top-up fees it would risk loosing Estelle Morris, the Education Secretary, good thing, but we need to make sure that Government, as it will mean that students Ireland and Youth Affairs told Varsity in an its status as one of the world’s best teaching announced on Wednesday that mainte- this time they get it right.” pay for their degrees on the basis of their exclusive interview last night: “What they and research institutions to its American nance grants are to be brought back, cer- The give-away is not without strings. own future earnings potential, rather than have said so far is not a solution. Tony Blair counterparts. tainly for students from lower-income There are two funding models up for con- that of their parents. However, students would be a hero if he said tomorrow ‘We The reforms announced yesterday will families and perhaps for all. Student loans sideration, but both would require all and politicians remain cautious due to the were wrong. We shouldn’t have broken our not immediately address wider university will still be available for those who want graduates to pay a ‘graduate tax’ for up to Government lack of committment to the election promise about tuition fees. We’ll funding problems because revenue will not them. She admitted that “for many low twenty five years after their earnings push abolition of tuition fees. Richard Burgon, abolish them:’ Whether he’ll do this is be generated in the short term. Moreover, income families, fear of debt is a real worry them into the 22p tax band. The first pro- Chair of Cambridge Labour Students, doubtful. But if he did I’d be the first to as it is being considered for introduction in and could act as a barrier to higher educa- posal would make maintenence grants warned that “those who have to pay applaud him. The Prime Minister’s spirit is autumn 2003, it will be of limited comfort tion. I want to make sure that our future available to all students, paid off later via tuition fees under the present system willing but his budget is weak.” to current students, who will still be left reform tackles this problem.” the graduate tax. The second model, shouldn’t crack open their champagne bot- The timing of the announcement has with on average £12,000 worth of debt at Pav Akhtar, CUSU President said “after thought to be the favoured aproach, would tles just yet.” The “grant will definitely be also sent confusing messages to the student the end of their degrees. years of campaigning, students are starting retain student loans alongside a means- restored” but he highlights that there are population in a week which has seen the • Editorial - Page 10
News Features 6 ¥ Outlook 14 ¥ Listings 20-22 ¥ Music 26 ¥ Visual Arts 29 ¥ Film 34 ¥ Theatre 36 ¥ Sport 40 5 October 2001 2 NEWS www.varsity.cam.ac.uk Huntingdon: Hard up or not?
Judith Whiteley let the company use the Bank of England’s facilities. Now that “the Campaigners against Huntingdon Life concern about financial stability has Sciences have poured scorn on sugges- been removed...orders for research tions that the animal testing laborato- have gone up enormously. The future ry is making a financial comeback. looks very positive for Huntingdon,” Natasha Taylor, spokesperson for the spokesman claimed. SHAC (Stop Huntingdon Animal SHAC, however, reiterated their Cruelty), told Varsity, “Huntingdon’s claims that cases of gross staff incom- losses have increased from £3.9 mil- petence, animal cruelty and the falsifi- lion in the first half of last year to £6.3 cation of research are rife at the million for the same period this year. Cambridge laboratory. They insist Any company that consistently loses that their campaigns will continue more money than it makes is going to until Huntingdon Life Sciences is shut the wall.” down and therefore are currently con- Her comments were a response to centrating on some of Huntingdon’s news this week that Huntingdon’s high profile customers, such as Shell. quarterly revenues are at the highest SHAC claim that many employees of level for four years. A spokesperson for companies associated with the Cambridge laboratory, who Huntingdon have silently expressed wished to remain anonymous, said support for their campaign by regular- “the company is in no danger of clos- ly leaking sensitive information to the ing down...and the underlying busi- group. ness of the company is extremely pos- However, Huntingdon’s spokesman itive.” insisted that it had “enormous sup- The spokesperson said that the port” from its customers and the local reported half yearly losses were entire- community. He also said that ly predictable after financial institu- although SHAC are “giving Shell an tions withdrew their support for the exciting time at the moment”, their company following a concerted and campaigns were no longer making an sometimes violent campaign by ani- impact. “More animals are killed at mal rights protesters. Huntingdon was Cambridge University than at saved when the government agreed to Huntingdon,” he added. Our Victory Cards cock-up lems that occurred last year, when Morris admits that CUSU may not Simon Mullet many colleges were only issued with a be able to afford the new officer, but is In an e-mail leaked to Varsity it has proportion of the University cards interested in pursuing the idea never- emerged that CUSU is investigating required. It had also been reported theless. He adds that it has not even creating a new paid position. This is in that students were having problems been agreed as to whether a committee response to the failure of CUSU to getting their university cards recog- will be set up to study the proposal. deliver on time the university and nised as genuine student ID outside of What can be ascertained is that CUSU CUSU cards to colleges, that are an Cambridge. The new cards should have found themselves in the same integral part of a student’s life at have overcome these difficulties but predicament two years in a row, and Cambridge. they too ran into complications that have yet to find a way to deal with it. Stewart Morris, CUSU Services have meant delays for students this Officer, admitted in the e-mail that he year. • Editorial page 10 was to blame, as he had not exercised significant “restraint” when passing on details to colleges concerning the arrival times of the cards. He added, “I’ve learnt the lesson that only when something has been delivered to CUSU should arrangements be made.” Morris asserts that the reason behind this is that CUSU sabbaticals are over- worked in the summer vacation. Burdened with getting to grips with the basic requirements of the job, such as typesetting and deadlines, he claims they do not have time to consider long term issues. Therefore, he believes that the extra time gained through the effi- ciency of having a permanent member of staff would be “of great benefit to CUSU.” Morris suggests that one way to rem- when he declared his fatwa on the edy the problems with the cards would Sophie Morphet Pakistani president. The fatwa was be to create a new paid post, to over- issued in response to Pakistan’s decision see the publications department, Following on from last weeks Varsity to support the United States in the “war which he currently runs. He argues exclusive, the investigations into Sheikh against terrorism.” In addition, he may that a new officer is needed to “co- Omar Bakri Muhammad have widened. be charged under the Public Order Act if ordinate” the six sabbaticals that begin The Crown Prosecution Service had he is found to have incited racial hatred. their terms at the “end of July, and by already investigating him, but this week The story has also been picked up by the end of September are expected to asked the police to take a “broader look” the national press, including The have become one of the two largest at his dealings. Independent. Their report comments on student publishers in Europe.” The Sheikh Omar Bakri Muhammad will the claims Sheikh Omar Bakri other being Oxford, where several now be investigated to see whether he Muhammad made over a talk he is part-time publication managers are has broken the Terrorism Act, by incit- meant to hold next month at Trinity employed. ing or supporting terrorism abroad, Hall. CUSU cards were reintroduced this year in an attempt to solve the prob- imagine. create.
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To register for this presentation, or for further information, visit www.pwcglobal.com/uk/mcs_graduates 5 October 2001 4 NEWS www.varsity.cam.ac.uk News in brief DEBT DEPRESSION ates,” while another boasted, “I definitely dent loans and tuition fees has affected money management would aid their bat- Foot and James Birchall expect to pay off my student loan quick- women more than men. “The University tle against debt. One Cambridge student ly.” James Cave, taking an M.Phil. in Counselling Service does take more calls reflected how problems arose from “fail- Anxiety over mounting debts is driving English, points out that many new stu- from women, including for problems ing to keep an eye on bank balances” and Mouth students to “pathological depression,” dents are “ignorant about the nature of related to debt.” Ms Ismail also said that “indiscriminate use of the Switch card.” according to a new book. the debt” and concedes that debt is now mature women students, with young Others cite summer jobs as “vital” to Researchers from Cambridge’s The book, compiled by academics from an “unavoidable consequence of obtain- children to support, are the group most checking financial outflow. Department of Zoology have shown Bath and Exeter universities, claims that ing a degree.” susceptible to financial distress within the Recent figures released by the NUS that Britain’s foot-and-mouth epi- academic results suffer as finances spiral Those pursuing lengthy courses, often university. reveal that a typical graduate will com- demic would have been over much ever further into the red. The study by in vocational subjects such as law and Although students almost unanimously mence working life with a debt of sooner if the slaughter and cull poli- economic psychologists reveals that stu- medicine, are hardest hit. It is suggested place the blame on the government’s £12,000. The book, Student Debt: The cy currently in operation had been dents who expect to run up large debts that for many undergraduates, debt is a decision to replace grants with student Causes & Consequences of Undergraduate implemented from the beginning. Dr through the course of their university “deterrent” from continuing study loans, many acknowledge that better borrowing in the UK is available now. Matt Keeling and Dr Brain Grenfell’s career are up to four times as depressed as beyond three years. While some students detailed model of the epidemic also colleagues who expect to owe less. are fortunate enough to secure profes- suggests that although vaccination Findings also suggest that females worry sional sponsorship to further their train- from the early stages of the crisis more about money than males. ing, others must delve deeper into the would have been advantageous, The book’s editors, Adrian Scott, financial abyss. One graduate, now self- prompt culling is more effective at Professor Alan Lewis and Professor funding her £6,000 Legal Practice limiting the epidemic. Dr Keeling Stephen Lea, also claim that many stu- Course at Staffordshire, frets, “It is diffi- said that even if the current culling dents are too optimistic about their cult to see how and when I can pay back policies and movement restrictions potential earning power, with 66% over- what I owe.” She adds that qualifications remain in place, “it is likely to be estimating future salaries. New under- are “no guarantee” of a good wage. some months before the disease is graduates, especially those at Britain’s A spokesperson from CUSU suggested eradicated from the UK.” ‘elite’ universities are overly confident that Cambridge students might be less that the clout of their course and institu- affected than those at some other univer- tion will prove of magnetic appeal to sities, partly due to the background from Campeace employers. When questioned, this year’s which many students are drawn. Debt freshers at Cambridge were adamant that remains, however, a central concern although student debt is a “looming among the university populace. Rally cloud,” it is nevertheless “temporary.” A Commenting on the gender issue, first year Trinity Hall student was in “no CUSU Women’s Officer, Alison Ismail CAMPEACE are planning a big anti- doubt” that employers are “queuing up said that females have a “natural debt war rally this Saturday. Since the round the corner for Oxbridge gradu- aversion,” and that the switch over to stu- 11th September, the Cambridge Campaign for Peace has been work- ing hard to gain public support for a “justice not revenge” response to the attacks in the USA. The group has Clinton held a vigil in Market Square every week since it was set up to protest against the bombing of Yugoslavia in Super water bus to Oxford 1999. It has since concentrated its effort on the sanctions against Iraq, power derived from water. Photo Saunders continues by saying that the Aisling O’Neil West Papua and depleted uranium. Sophie Morphet voltaic cells covering a 350-metre purpose of the project is to “demon- However, the past three weeks have colonnade at the West Cambridge site strate the future hydrogen economy” William Windsor and Chelsea seen an unprecedented number of The University is to spearhead a world will use daylight energy to split water in which the world’s energy needs can Clinton, future king and progeny of a people expressing their support and first in environmentally-friendly molecules. The hydrogen that is be met through sustainable means. former president, both matriculated signing a “NO to military action” transport. Cambridge is set to be the released will be used to run the buses, As it will produce its own fuel on the into the humble rank of Fresher this petition for Tony Blair. Campeace first place in the world to benefit from forgoing the need for climate altering West Cambridge site, Cambridge is week. Both will hope that the archaism collected more than 2,000 signatures an efficient, non-carbon based form of fossil fuels. The only waste products of unique in terms of the overall project, of institutions such as Oxford and St. the first Saturday after the terrorist public transport it was announced this the fuel will be water vapour, heat and though the scheme will see hydrogen Andrews will provide an environment attacks and Sara Payne, the group’s week, specially created buses will run oxygen. based buses in other city centres in which they will be protected from information officer, told Varsity that from 2003 between the University’s Colin Saunders, Project Manager for including London. Although in the the intense media scrutiny that has at least 800 more had been added yet to be completed West Cambridge the University of Cambridge Estate long run this system will be potential- hitherto pervaded their daily lives. each weekend since. The assembly site and the city centre, ferrying what Management and Building Service ly beneficial on a global scale, in the Alert spectators could spot an incon- point for the march is Great St. will be predominately staff, students (EMBS) says that it is “the next stage short run the costs are high. According spicuous Prince enjoying a swift half at Mary’s Church at 11am on Saturday, and local residents. in the evolution of transport.” It is the to Ben Madden, also of Whitby Bird Ma Bells, the favoured establishment 6th October In what Dr Shane Slater of Whitby pilot for a system that will hopefully and Partners, the initial expense of the among the St. Andrew’s glitterati. Bird and Partners, the consulting be used all over the world, slowing the buses will be around seven times as Meanwhile, Chelsea arrived, father in engineers on the project, deems “a depletion of carbon rich fossil fuels much as the equivalent carbon based tow, at University College Oxford. Budding revolution”, buses will be run on and the rate of global warming. Mr transport. The cost is expected to fall Chelsea, who majored in History at as the technology takes hold on a Stanford, will pursue her academic world-wide basis. The hope is that this career in the city of Dreaming Spires Entrepeneurs will put Cambridge in the enviable where she will take a two year Master position of being able to produce the of Philosophy in International The first ever students of cheapest and most sustainable trans- Relations. the Cambridge Entrepreneurship port long before anywhere else. Lord Butler of Brockwell, Master of Centre’s postgraduate course, ‘Basics The European Commission intends University College said “The college is of Building a Business’, recently cele- to give the scheme the maximum pleased to extend its links with the brated graduating from the course. research and development grant 2 Clinton family.” Chelsea’s transatlantic The twenty-five postgraduate stu- million Euros enabling the project to switch shadows that of her father who, dents and postdocs wrote, between go ahead. It has, says Colin Saunders, as a Rhodes scholar between 1968- them, thirteen business plans for been “99.9 per cent” confirmed, but 1970, took a course in politics. start-ups in the bio-tech, engineer- the final approval will not be While at Stamford, Miss Clinton was ing, IT and environmental sectors announced until the end of 2001. reputed to be distant from her peers. and several hope to develop these This will cover the actual cost of the Any such detachment may not be plans into real ventures. adapted buses, and at least some of the appreciated in the Oxford of today. This year’s ‘Basics of Building a photo voltaic cells. The rest of the One potential college acquaintance Business’ course starts on Tuesday finance is expected to be through pri- said “I’ve already asked her to my 9th October at 6pm. In the first term vate investment and the British gov- mate’s hip-hop night, but we don’t there will be lectures from some of ernment. reckon she’ll turn up.” Cambridge’s most successful entre- If the European Commission choice For Oxford, this Clinton coup will be preneurs. For more information and is, as is expected, Cambridge, both a sigh of publicity relief. Reeling from to register e-mail Jo Mills on town and university might be, as Mr the blows of controversy over dimin- [email protected] or visit Saunders terms it “very lucky”. One ishing standards and shameful disre- www.cec.cam.ac.uk thing is certain, the scheme can only gard for meritocracy, this media Compiled by: add to the university’s reputation as a bonanza may act as a catalyst for Louise Norton centre for pioneering scientific improvement at this stoic yet flagging research. institution. Judith Whiteley The collonade at the University’s West Cambridge Site Michael Winner, ex-Varsity Editor Be a Winner by joining the Varsity team