TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXJAN, PORTLAXD, NOVEMBER 21, 1920

Every section collapsed at the sen-- 1 Ov tlest touch. I 2 SIX t I went to the telephone and or- - RARE MUSICAL ATTRACTIONS PROMISED dered more, and dlscoveied that tt ' would probably be Christmas before j J FOR COMING CONCERT SEASON IN PORTLAND 1 could set any. 1 However, after I had examined the j rest of the Job I concluded it would T Fire Famous Singers "Who Have Not Been Heard in Portland to Appear at ffeiBjr Theater Includes be Christmas before I rot the iurnaee ; X Arthur Middleton, Paul Althouse, Kathleen Parlow and Myrna Sharlow. ' cleaned, so 1 stoppea worryins that.. - J cJ "Merchandise Merit Only It was necessary, of coarse, to opr. of ate on the furnace in order to re- - move what was the matter with it, which was chiefly soot. S Theoretically, all you have to do to get into the vitals of a furnace is to v unscrew a lot of bolts, which will X v r Aid iv-'- lcosen the Jacket. X But the bolts wouldn't unscrew. I They were rusted solid. W Heing mechanical. I thought of the cold chisel and after two mornings I and a palm" full of blisters I sot the j bolts out. O As the last one Jingled on the' floor the main body of the furnace gave a I dismal groan and separated like the X one-ho- ss shay, scattering its debris a in fragments on the floor, while a I dark lirown, sooty snow sifted over J them. 9 The soot was put at all events. All 1 that remained now was to get some B furnace .bolts, reassemble the frag- - S ments and put on the Jacket. a, Furnace Dolts Short. I But there appeared to be a shortage O of furnace bolts arourfd those parts. I finally got seven that were too large and eight that were too small . and a couple that fitted and went to work with them. lf-wXl- . But getting the furnace parts to y:Lj? prlj; U gether was like putting a picture J 'v'A puzzle together, except that with picture, puzzle yon have th picture I to guide you. I tried it for three day's and then, at my earnest supplication, the fur nace man came up and showed me I where they belonged. That was all gigantic Reductioir Sale! he had time to do and 1 charged me $9 for doing U. In two days more I had her pretty well together, with the usual half dozen parts left aver. There Were holes that would let the smoke and Our Entire Stock of . SHOES gas out her od there, but I stopped them up with Boilermakers' putty and called it a Job. The next day as I was sitting down wondering how to build a fire with- out a smoke pipe and trying to figure out a scheme to shoot the smoke out of the cellar window, the furnace Offered for One Week man drove op. He came to tell me he would have v the furnace' pipe sooner than I ex- pectedIn about three. weeks, in fact. Then he gave the furnace a critical Less. I At examination, which ha hadn t done 20. hefore. The result was that he condemned the furnace absolutely and forever I Men's, Young Men's, Boys', Women's, Girls', Children's and after he proved to me that prac tically every part was cracked, I agreed with him that It would, have Not one shoe reserved outside of house slippers to be discarded. I wish he'd told me before. It would I wonld have taved my time, my hands,! my temper and probably my soul. Beginning Monday morning and running for one week, we are offering our entire stock of fine shoes (Copyright by the Bell Syndicate, Inc.) I at 20 per cent less. You may choose from such famous makes as Garside, Wichert & Gardner, Red Russian Loot Decorates the Cross several well-know- n , Palace of Turk.' and other brands, at this sweeping reduction.

Pillage of Beantlful uieorgrtan VII-lni- ce This gigantic sale will prove conclusively to every Portlander to every man, woman and child of Abbas Tonjnan la to Be Probed. . that we are doing our bit to restore shoe prices to their pre-w- ar basis. ' Nov. 20. CONSTANTINOPLE. of the imperial Listed Are Some of Our Women's Fine Shoes With the Discount Deducted Russian watering-plac- e of Abbas Touman in the Caucasus mountains, is being Investigated, here. A large $8.00 $15.28 Pair quantity of the furnishings and Pair. paintings beiongtng to the luxurious . Baby Louis Heel Pumps, in dull and patent, in all sizes Brown Norwegian Grain Brogues, made by Garside & villas of this little city, where many and widths. No war tax. . . Sons, Hfew York. Heavy wing tip or straight tip; of the aristocracy of Russia used to pass their vacations, has been dis- heavy welt soles, low military heels. Shoes as good covered in Constantinople. Some of $10.00 Pair money will buy. Sizes 2M 9. above these furnishings are in the palace as to The price of Enver Pasha, formerly Turkish Patent and dull calf Opera Pumps, Wichert & Gardner includes war tax. war minister, on the Bosphorus, now . make. Louis and Baby Louis heels, long; vamp and' occupied by the French general staff. narrow toes. Sizes 2 to 9. Widths AAA to C. No The pillage of Abbas Touman Is - one of the untold stories of the rapa- war tax. $13.52 for Black Ooze Pumps cious Turkish pashas and generals. Abbas Touman is unknown outside of $9.60, $10.00, $12.20, $15.28 for Brown Ooze Pumps Russia. Yet It was one of the little $15.28 Pair paradises with which countries lying Cloth or Silver Slippers in both Louis and Baby Louis Black and Brown Ooze Pumps, one and two cross - near the Black sea are blessed. heels. Sizes 3 to 8, widths AA to C. The above prices straps. Wichert & Gardner make. Extra good style.-Turne- third to be presented, comes to Nestling In mountains of Georgia, artt the include . Portland direct from European tri- it possessed one of the beautiful and war tax. Soles, Louis heels, medium long vamp and umphs. Born on this side of the At- lengthy driveways for which the medium wide toe. Shoes that fit perfectly. Sizes 2V4 Caucasus is famous. During the hot $10.00, to 8. Widths AAA to B. The above price includes - lantic, Miss Parlow has again demon- summer months, the Imperial Russian $9.60, $10.88, $1132 tax. strated that Europe must look well family used to pass a few weeks $12.20, $13.08, $13.96 s- to her musical laurels when reckon among the pines of this rich center Pair X museums, $16.60 ing with artists from the western of villas and churches. Red Cross Walking Shoes Dress Pair Up and Shoes of black 4 hemisphere. the beautiful roads from Batum Patent black kid cross-stra- p pump, made by Gar- 7 and brown kid stock, also brown calfskin. All regular and Myrna soprano to Tiflis. came in the spring of 1917, Sharlow, lyric from the Turkish army, following on the stock shoes. Sizes 1 to 9, widths AAA to D. The above side & Sons, New York light turn soles, high covered the Chicago Grand Opera company, retreat of the Russian army, which prices include war tax. heels on a medium narrow, toe bench made widths is the fourth artist scheduled. Miss had gone bolshevik. The Turks were AAA, AA, A and B. Sizes 3 to 8. Sharlow is considered one of the most amazed at the riches of Abbas Tou beautiful women of the operatic stage. man. The commandant of the 31st $8.00, $8.80, $9.60, $10.00, She is a favorite in concert also, and brigade sealed up all the valuables her first western appearance is being he could find. Then came the signing $10.88, $11.32 Pair $8.80 $9.60, $10.00, $10.88, $1132 Pair looked forward to with keen Interest. of the treaty by which Abbas Tou Margaret Matzenauer. prima donna man was left to Georgia-- Red Cross black and brown kid and calf oxfords. Our Black 'and white satin pumps and strap slippers in sev- contralto of the Metropolitan com No sooner had the Turkish com- entire stock of twenty different styles including eral different makes, in Louis and Baby Louis heels, pany, will be fiftfi on the list, coming mander learned of ttiis treaty than he brogues. Welt soles, wing, long, medium and short vamps, turn soles. Extra good Heilig April 13. up. before leaving, ail valu straight or imitation tips, to the theater Madame military, Cuban or Louis 1 quality shoes. Widths AA, A, B C. Sizes 2 Elwyn concert bureau has stage and is one of. the Matzenauer is already a favorite with ables and hurried them to Batum. heels. Sizes to 9. Widths and to friHE y music-love- rs Constan- include I announced six stellar musical at- - of present-da- singers. Portland and will be He notified Essad Pasha at AAA to D. The above prices include war tax. 8. Above prices war tax. The second concert will be given by welcomed by a host of friends and ad- tinople that this booty should be tractions for its artist series this to sultan. MeanwTiile, as season. Of these, Paul Althouse. tenor, also of the Met- mirers. offered the five will introduce ropolitan force. Mr. Althouse bears The sixth attraction, which will his army withdrew, it is charged $10X)0 artists who have not been heard in the distinction of having created many bring the series to a close, will be that he systematically robbed $13 2 Pair, Red Cross Orthopedic Shoes Pair, Red Cross Orthopedic Shoes Portland before. churches and convents and sent these of the leading tenor roles in the new the Xew York Philharmonic orches- Made with long counter, reinforced in the shank with low- -. Made on a combination last that injures a fit over the instep The course will be opened at the operas introduced duringhe past four tra, under the baton of Josef Stran-sk- y. treasures also to Batum. Two other e. alleged to heel; medium wide Heilig theater December 29, when seasons at the Metropolitan opera-hous- with Arthur Shattuck. pianist, as Turkish commanders are flange heel. Pliable Goodyear welt sole, soft black kid uppers and in the a toe and a military heel' with A much-herald- in loot. Arthur Middleton, baritone of the Among these was his soloist. This is the first visit of this have shared the on a wide, but shapely toe. Widths AA to Sizes 4 to 8. rubber lift, soft black kid uppers with pliable welt sole. Widths Metropolitan Opera corrtpany, will ap- - work in "Shanewis," the In- famous orchestra to the Pacific coast, Finally the three men sent their C in concert recital. Mr. Middleton dian opera composed by John Wake- and its advent is anticipated with relative shares to Constantinop.e, . The above price includes war tax. AA to D. Sizes 2 to 9. ?ear of the best-know- n bariione-basso- s field Cadman. ' keen interest by lovers of orchestral when Enver Pasha demanded to have of the concert and operatic Parlow, violinist, the music. a look at the three lots. As minister Second Floor- - Lip & Co. Kathleen of war. he took his choice and sent man, Wolfe some of the furniture and pictures to list, numbering me somewhere around Kouroutschesme, his marble raced 350. , - palace on the Bosphorus, where they BEST WAY TO FIX FURNACE He allowed that If I would be pa still remain. tient and his hands didn't strike on him again and tie could get the rati a 10 per cent luxury tax in Holland for whose arrest V reward of J10.000 for an opportunity to capture him. IS TO HIRE SOMEONE ELSE roads to deliver the material he MANY RELICS ARE FOUND CLATSOP IS BERRYLAND if a revenue bill now before the was offered by the Chinese govern- and other refugees supposed to have needed, he might reach my Job arouad Dutch parliament were passed. ment, has Just been the victim of a hidden in foreign legations. the 'middle of January. coup on the part of Chinese servants Trouble With Coal Aside From Price Is That Contains All Sorts Eastern Oregon Said to Be Rich in employed in the legation. They en- It That wouldn't do, so I tried the Chinese Traitor Kidnaped. early of Material Besides Fuel. gardener. But the gardener was Antiquities. CLIMATE A" SOIIi IIEAI FOR tered Kang's bedroom in the booked solid for seven ahead, PEKIN. Kang Shih-t- o, formerly hours of the morning, bound him, RELIEVES : and seven werks I knew would find COTTAGE GROVE. Or.. Nov. 0. MOST SMALL FRUITS. treasurer of the Anfu club, who since wrapped him in a bed Quilt and BY JAMES MONTAGUE. by working Sights Sundays us tn zero (Special.) The finding of prehistoric hoisted him over the legation wall. J. and and the middle of weather.' the recent downfall of that alleged Accomplices delivered him Into the way is taking his lunch with him to the cel- There was nothing for It to relics at The Dalles has interested to fix a furnace to go bat many formerly In east- n organization has been in hands or tne squaa ot gendarmes somebody do lar and refusing to Upstairs to tackle It myself. I set my business here who lived Conference of Growers at Warren-to- DISTRESS OF PILES to it. That answer the front door bell or the In ern Oregon and have seen and found hiding, In the Russian legation and which had been waiting for weeks . the best way, even if you affairs order. Informed the office many prehistoric Importance 0" telephone bell. ( that 1 wouldn't be down for a couple relics. Proves of Great hire wrong man. soot-pro- says pass the We had neglected to have our fur- of weeks, bought a suit of of Joe Porter that at the ot Industry. The other way is to fix it yourself. nace fixed for three or four years, so overalls and went to work. on the road from Silver Lake to Sum- to Future Almost That was my way once. It isn't my when a spell of zippy weather came mer Jbake there is a large stone close Instant Relief and al way any. more. . - v along and the children began to First Surprise Comes. . to the road upon which there are some (Spe- Very Small Cost. v hieroglyphics, consisting of WAEREOTOX, Or.. Nov. 20. In the north and eastern parts of shiver as they ate their breakfast. It My surprise on ancient condi- was suggested un- first came when, a man with outstretched arms, a rude-- cial.) The soli and climatic the country furnaces must be fed that the task be trying take the smoke pipe county dertaken. tj down. looking horse or other animal and a tions of Clatsop are Ideal for The moment you apply a with coal, because the Country has 1 called up tne furnace man It crumbled in my bands like pie dog following. The stone was there loganberries and other small fruits, little any- and I the itching, irritation and been deforested and wood costs made him' a proposition, but he wasn't crust.. The chemicals that had been on the arrival of the earliest settlers said Clayton Long, horticulturist from bleeding stops. Don't continue to suf- where from $30 to $50 a cord. That interested. The best he could do, be discarded by trta smoke as It passed and evidently at some time there the Oregon Agricultural college, to fer because quick relief awaits you. Is more expensive coal, even now said, was to put me on waiting up were other hieroglyphics above those than the the flue had eaten the Insldee out. remaining. the berry enthusiasts Who' assembled Any druggist will supply you wittr when the coal dealer. if be consents now here TRursday at the Instance of the a small jar of Ment This you any Along the same road there is a seems to soothe, heal and dry up the to sell at ail, charges ill is Warronton commercial club. For two ' stone in which a moccasin track days prior to meeting Mr. Long. trouble quicker than anything else. a ton for it. plainly visible, the supposition being the Adv. - The trouble w.fo from president. G. Clifford Barlow and sev 'coal aside that the owner of the moccasin must eral members of the club motored over Its price, is that it contains all sorts have stepped upon the .stone when it county inspecting logan- of material beside fuel, including was soft and the passing of years has the various stone. berry plantings and. although the Mother! Watch Loves Her Cows and soot. coal, tar, analyne dyes, . iodine, hardened the number and acreage were small, the corrosive sublimate and probably sarvey was amnio to demonstrate the Chid's Tongas cyanide of potassium though I have great possibility of Clatsop county as Chickens Again made no chemical test for the latter. REMARKABLERSH FOUND a large berry-product- ng center. Anyway after a furnace has burned ' The Oata and Gardeuer tract near coal all winter it gets filled "up with Specimen ot Rare Species Caught Seaside, containing nine acres of lo I have had stomach trouble for 20 fire-tPro- chem'cais that clog the ganberries and several acres of straw years and for the past year have drafts, insulate the pipes and make Off Kauai Coast, T. H. berries, red raspberries and vegeta eaten nothing but stale bread and the furnace useless as a heater, al- bles, made an unusual impression "California Syrup of Figs" drank hot water. Was too weak to though it burns merrily away within HONcrLtrL.TJ. T,H., Nov. 12. ISpe-i- al upon the delegation. - Business men do any kind of work. Sbt weeks atgo Itself and consumes Just as much 919 ) Said to be the only one of the from Astoria, Seaside. Gearhart and I took the first dose of Mayr's Won- - . coal as it ever did. species ever found in local ' waters, Hammond, and the farmers from dif derful Remedy and am now doing all One fixes a furnace in the autumn. a "sun" or "head" fish was causrht ferent parts of ths county, listened Delicious Laxative for Child's Liver and Bowels my housework besides looking after Just after the first frost announces in 29 fathoms off the coast of Kauai intently and asked the speaker many my chickens and milking two cows that winter Is on the way. recently and bas been turned over to Questions. At the close of the meet Harry aiotliert A te&spoonful of tire" is often alt that is necessary. every day. Mine bas been a wonderful -- recovery. Job Requires the scientists at the Bishop museum. ing several business men volunteered Syrup of Figs today Children lore tho "frtrrty" fasts of It is a simple, harmless Talent. There are no data available on this to get land and capital together for Olifftnria preparation that removes the ca- The Job requires a talented furnace prevent tomorrow. gsnuina "California." Syrup of Figs man a couple of days. occupies particular species. The fish is oval in berry development. stay a sick child tarrhal mucus from ths intestinal - It shape i9 dark gray in allays and -color. It your child is constipated, bilious, which has directions fox babies and tract and the inflammatlnq lour or live- days of the time of an has no tail, the body ending- abruptly If causes practically ordinary Sicilian, who doubles in fur Bath Tabs Listed as Luxuries. feverish, frettel, has cold, colic, 'or if children printed on the bottle. Say which all stomach, naces in the winter where the ventral and dorsal ftns com- liver and intestinal ailments, includ- after gardening mence. The breadth of the fish is THE HAGUE. Bath tubs and bath ktomacn to sour, toagua coated, breath "California" r ypu may get U imi- ing; appendicitis. One dose wiil con- In the summer. length, money A. can do In three feet and the about the room fixtures appear on the list of bad, nutfabag goad, "nhyiic-lAs- . tation g (yrun. vince or refunded. At all householder It a week. r "luxuries" which would be aubject to druggists. Adv.