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Vol. SS Tiicsdav Kehruarv i:t. l!»7!» .lames Madison University, llurrisonburg. Virginia No. m 10,000 students by '90 proposed Four options considered Rv .11 LIF SI MMFRS An enrollment of 10,330 by 1989-90 has been proposed by a James Madison University administrative committee. This is 1.635 more students than allowed under an an enrollment projection approved by the State Council for Higher Education in Virginia (SCHEV) in December and 2.404 more students than presently enrolled. JMU currently has an enrollment of 7,926 students and the State Council has approved an enrollment of 8,695 by the end of the 1980's. The university is seeking to increase the approved projection and a committee of the-Planning and Development Commission has compiled four options for SCHEV to consider. All four options list enrollments exceeding the current limit. The highest projection is 10,330 by 1989-90. All state colleges and universities in Virginia project enrollments each biennium (two-year period). JMU has exceeded its approved projection each year, according to Dr. William Jackameit. director ofUnstitutional research here. In the past. SCHEV has always cut the projected enrollment figures JMU has presented. However, projections for the next biennium (1980-82) were approved with no alterations. "We have demonstrated that we are going to have the students." Jackameit said. "SCHEV is finally realizing we can get the students." By exceeding SCHEV approved projections, JMU has run the risk of losing tuition money from the extra students. State budgets are based on the approved projection numbers and JMU has not been receiving state funds for the extra students. SCHEV now states that if enrollment is more than one percent of the approved projection, the institution may not keep the additional tuition money. I'FOPI.F IIFRF. PFOPI.F T1IFRF, h<- like if enrollment increases as an "SCHEV has been tending to let us get away with more PFOPI.F FYFRYWIIFRF. This triple administrative commmittee is proposing. because they see we are getting the students." Jackameit said. I'\|M»SIII-I< of the Warren I'niversity I'nion Pholo by Craiq Young (Continued on Page 18) lounge from above shows whal conditions inav

Bv KRIS CARLSON The proposed utility deposit organization that could save students about $250 in annual utility deposits has had trouble getting started because of large student debts here. The organization, which has been in the planning and study stages for almost two years, will either be approved or sent back to committee in about a week, according to Lin Rose, associate director of residence halls and commuter student services. With over $10,000 in student debts at the Student debts Continental Telephone Co. this year, and with other utilities averaging $500 to $1,000 a year in student debts, the organization has had trouble getting financial backing. Rose said. Financial backing is needed the first year so blocking that the organization will have a money reserve in case an insufficient number of people join A low membership would make the pool of money generated by membership fees small. The financial backing would cover organization the coop in case a lot of members just decide not to pay their bills, accirding to Rose.' So far. the organization has not found a hacker. Rose said. The Alumnae Association was approached for the money, but they said it would be impossible to raise the money that of utility- may be needed to cover the organization, he said. Rose will meet in the next week- or so with JMU President Ronald Carrier to see if the administration can come up with any backers. deposit group If none materialize the deposit organization proposal will be sent back to its Commuter Student Committee group. The Student Government Association probably will then be asked for funding, according to CSC Chairman Craig Williams If Carrier or the administration can provide the needed backing funds, the organization could become operational next semester, with Continued on Page 2 Page 2. THE BREEZE. Tuesday. February 13, 1979 •V * Debts — —— (Continued from Page I) out financially even or lose a that 700 students may be "Theroetically there is no meets to talk with Carrier he involved in JMU's reason why it shouldn't students paying a $5 or may suggest that the great deal of money." Rose said. organization, he said. work ." Sin membership fee this organization not include the i look at our population. Except that students don't spring. Rose said. If the SGA telephone company, which "At U.Va. they had 1900 participants at $5 per person nnd even though the pay their bills. is to back it. the operational would make the possible organization is a great thing, date might be delayed, he debts Of the organization That's about $10,000. and they "What happens if. just for onlv paid out $2000. and and it's not costing you much, kicks, everybody at the end of said. more reasonable and thus how many of our 700 people The large amount of more encouraging to financial recollected $1500 of that from the year decides they're not the students." Rose said still aren't going to join?" he going to pay their bills, who's student telephone debts was backers. said. "You don't know, and the major reason the Alumnae The organization is similar "You don't need any financial going topay? The utilities are base, nobody has to give you that's something that's going to take that deposit Association found it could not to a utility deposit coop at the inherent in any coop afford to back the deposit University of Virginia,, which anv money in the second year. organization to court and Hopefully that would be the organization." make them pay." Rose said. organization. has been in existence two "All this is is really an "The reason (for such a vears However, there is a situation here." "You wouldn't have to pay the "What's successful is if the attempt to recognize that it's high debt) is that the major difference between the pretty expensive to come in bills, but all the deposits." telephone is not an essential U.Va- coop and the JMU first year you don't lose After the problem' of monev. and then if you can here the first month and pay service." Rose said. "You organization: at U.Va. even an apartment deposit, financial backing is solved, a decide not to pay the phone before the coop, the telephone increase membership in the second vear. like U.Va, did," (which isn't covered by the decision as to who will run the bill, and the company company and other utilities organization), and then pay organization will be made. terminates your service, but had very few outstanding Rose said. "We've got to point out whata great service this is all those other deposits. All Rose said The organization vou can still live in the house, student accounts, according to we're trying to do is reduce could become another student it doesn't affect how you live, Rose ,. _. and get people to join, because thats what makes it work." that and make it more livable service, administration-run. so you're probably going to "We decided it would be for people, and they'll have or could be run by a student pay vour electric and water best to wait until this year to Based on the present group such as the CSC. just see how UVa's first year number of student deposits that money to do something bills first." else with.'' Rose said. according to Williams. As a result, when Rose would- go. if they would come with utilities. Rose estimates V* Va. honor code encompasses bad checks Committee members work Bv DEBBIE YARD are able to pass a check with kicked out of school because of is notified by a merchant with students to see that full The honor code at the no problems or questions it." when he finds he has been restitution is made as soon University of Virginia, unlike because of the tradition that Honor Council V.P. Tracy given a bad check. possible. Students can also the one here at James has built up around the honor Lastor agreed with Rose that Only the knowledgeable receive aid in checkbook Madison University, system, said Linwood Rose, UVa's system works because writing of a bad check by a balancing from the committee encompasses all facets of associate director of it is so much more "far- U.Va. student is liable as an and can be referred to university life, including the residence halls here. reaching" than JMU's. honor offense, unknowingly university-sponsored interest- writing of bad checks. "Merchants know that The bad check committee writing a bad check which is free loans if necessary, The bad check committee, students are going to pay their works with both students and paid upon notification is not. according to the handbook. an agency of the U.Va. honor checks." he said. merchants on bad checks. It committee, functions "to "What the. tradition has make certain that the actions done is establish a feeling that of a few careless or you have an obligation and if irresponsible individuals do you don't meet that obligation, Utility Deposit organization not endanger the spirit of good you're very different from all faith and trust that exists the other students, and that's between students and obviously not the case at merchants." according to the Madison." he said. U.Va. honor code handbook. "I don't think our honor would require $10 entrance fee council here should do Commission. $25 - $150; JMU. which does not have a Bv KRIS < ARI.SON take the $10 receipt to the bad check committee, has anything about it (the writing utility and have the service Virginia Electric and Power more than $10,000 in student of bad checks)," he said. Although it has not yet been Company. $85 or $75 "Given today's times, today's decided who will run the cut on. showing the receipt so debts and bad checks to the utility wouldn't charge the (dependingon if house is semi- Continental Telephone climate, without the kind of Utility Deposit Organization or all electric). Continental tratition that has existed for here, or even if and when it student a deposit. Lin Rose Company, while U.Va. had said. Telephone. $40. and Water only $2,000 in debts in the first several hundred years at a will exist, a basic plan of and Sewage. $20. Rose said school like the University of operation has been set up. "The other students would year of its Utility deposit coop. be charged the deposit so These figures may vary based They recovered $1,500 of that Virginia, I think an honor In the operation, based on area and usage of the system should be primarily on a similar utility there comes the incentive to amount resulting in a loss of pay .just $10 and get all service, as well as on the past only $500. This year, the academically oriented, and deposit coop at the University credit record of the that's how ours is right now," of Virginia, a student would utilities, rather than pay membership of the coop at approximately $250 in subscriber. U.Va. has increased and Rose said. probably pay a $10 Students would not get their "You don't suddenly membership fee and sign a deposits for original hook-ups" should decrease the amount Commuter Student $10 back. Rose said. "What lost by the coop. develop honor when you get to contract with the organization vou're paying is an college, it's something vou promising payment of their Committee Chairman Craig Members of the alumnae Williams said. administrative charge The association are hesitant to grow up with," he said. utility bills, according to the question is is it better to have "Maybe you can be a little associate director of The estimated $250 in back the utilities organization annual deposits is based on $250 in the hand and forfeit $10 here because of the more intimidated by honor residence halls and commuter for that service? I hope when you're in college if student services. current deposit rates: substantial telephone debt. (Continued on Page 18) Students in Charlottesville there's a threat of being The student would then Harrisonburg Electric

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By l»H AV\F YANCFY Following are the edited get into med school, and law school transcripts of a January interview and graduate programs. I want with James Madison University them to be qualified for Rhodes President Ronald Carrier. This is scholars, or Fullbrights. Those are the third of a four-part series. the types of aspirations that we have. We're not giving up because Q. The Orafton-Stovall Theatre has I've been here eight years. I'm opened up. the education building is not getting tired. under construction, the library will he started soon What other major Q: No ambitions to be governor construction is planned? then? A We have a recreation building A: No ambitions to be governor. which will be started, too. That win be behind the tennis courts across Q: Often rumors float around that the Interstate. That will be a big vtm'd like to be governor. addition. It will have indoor tracks, indoor tennis courts, indoor : I could probably administer the basketball courts and hopefully they state, but that's a different type of can stay open most of the day. road. You've got to have an The other thing is that we would organization, you've got to have like to have a coliseum, but we can't money, and unless you can get afford it If we can get the city and those, there's no need to dwell on county to go with us. we would like to that. You might as well do the job have a coliseum that would hold 9- where you are. ln.ooo people. If not. we're going to Q: What would you say your most add 3.000 seats to Godwin. significant accomplishment has The other major building we need been since you've been here? is the fine arts building. That's the number one priority after the A: Keeping my family libra ry. then the renovation of together.(laughs). No. there's Burruss. the renovation of Keezell. always a lot of pressure on you and the renovation of this building where you're in public life. (Wilson). And we're going to be in The most significant pretty good shape then. We're also accomplishment is that we have building one more dormitory. We developed an institution that the may build some apartments across students are proud of. and take the Interstate, for married students pride in. And seem to want to go and graduate students. here. Q. Is there a timetable for these? Q: What about your most significant defeat? A. I hope the fine arts center can be built in four years. We won't get it A: They wouldn't let me run The • the money from the General Breeze.(laughs) Oh defeat, defeat, Assembly) this time, but perhaps defeat. Where have we been we'll get it next time. defeated? I can't remember. The Carrier interview I won't say it's a defeat because if i). What about the coliseum? you're defeated you've lost, and we Part three never lose, we keep coming back, A I f it's going to be done, it's got to but I was disappointed that we didn't he done in the next four years. get the nursing program. But we Otherwise, we have to add to came back and we're going to get it Godwin Especially if we get Ralph working independently with faculty students, our athletic programs. now. Sampson (Harrisonburg High members Hell, it's a risk, so I don't really So you can say "well, we were School's 7'3" center and one of the And ultimately our goal is to be have any desire to leave here. I defeated." but I would never admit nation's most highly recruited Phi Beta Kappa could spend many more years here that we were defeated. player There were certain things in that and be very happy. The family likes regard most people don't realize. I it here It's close to Washington. If The most disappointments, O Are we? saw that we didn't have Mortar you want to go to New York, you're setbacks, have been that we have Board and Omicron Delta Kappa, or close there by air. by car. If you had really difficult times in higher A I'd like to We're not giving up. Phi Kappa Phi, , so I gave want to go to the mountains, it's education in 1970's. The glory days We want him. We think we could do assignments. Dr. Fay Reubush had close were in the 60's when you could get n lot for him and he could certainly to get Mortar Board organized. Mike It's a great place to live and this all kinds of money from the federal do a lot for us. Webb had to get ODK. and Bill school is coming along, we still got a government, all kinds of grants, and Callahan had to get Phi Kappa Phi. lot of work to do. Getting all these state legislators gave it out without U Other than physical construction, And they did. programs accredited by a question. what other kinds of changes are reasonable accrediting agency. We Now. hell, every time we turn planned? And I'm not interested in leaving around somebody is doing a study as here, although all those people say. want to get the School of Fine Arts and Communications with a really to how money is being spent "Well. Carrier's been here five The most frustrating experience A I showed you the Role and Scope years, six years, seven years and nationwide reputation. That's what Committee report, with the list of I want I want people to think about has been the economic conditions of now he wants to leave." I don't want the 7o's. You've had rapid inflation, new programs-like the new to leave I really like it here. I like journalism and communication, degrees, the School of Accountancy, they're going to think about James which you've never had before. It the people. I like the area. I like the meant that you've really had to be College of Management and School school. Madison University. of Nursing. We're moving slowly now. but to very careful in using money, it What I would like to do in terms of put that thing together now we're meant you had to pass some of it on And while we don't have all the to students, and fees have gone a faculty development is to get things that they'd have at the going tc have to really get some foundation funds to bring in interest here. So that's what I want little higher than I would have liked. University of Texas, or you can just And the second thing is that we've distinguished scholars from all over go down the list of schools: to see done. And you can measure the world, and have more the specifics in terms of the quality had delays in capital projects that Oklahoma. Missouri. Illinois. Penn we should have had. That's been the opportunity for students to do foreign State. VCU. George Mason. of your faculy. the quality oc your study, which we're starting now students. primary concern. University of Virginia. VPI. I would Then, time is always the with the semester in London like to see those things done here. We're not leaving anything to program chance We're over our applications frustrating factor. You want to get I'm going to Austria and It's going to be harder because we now. this time last year, but we've things done faster. But building Germany in February. While I am haven't inherited anything, but I got a study going on to make sure we quality doesn't come overnight. You there I will be the guest of the don't want to leave here. I'd like to will be attractive to students in the can't name me an institution that president at Vienna and the see us realize it here I really think 1980s. And we will hire consultants. has done it overnight Some have president at Frankfort and hopefully we can. And the consultant decision analysis tried, but if you have to buy people, we can develop some exchange I would like to see this institution is very unusual. Most schools that you have to hold them that same programs with students and faculty have the best reputation of any have our situation don't think about way And we would rather take a members there institution in the East. Now we have the problem. little more time and get people that Also, we want to develop within a good reputation among students. We're not going to leave anything are good and loyal and committed our curriculum some more We're what I'd call a first rate state to chance. We want to be well-run and that's what we're attempting to individualized type of learning college but what I want to be is first and managed and want to be first do experiences so that we can have rate in all of them, everything, in rate. We're not asking what first So I don't know of any great some students designing their own our faculty. our research rate Is. I want your degree to mean defeats we've had. The one to type of studies in their last year and opportunity with faculty, all kinds of something. I want our students to Salisbury wasn't very satisfying. i 4 Page 4. THE BREEZE. Tuesday. February 13. 1979 Dr. William Hanlon: 'Making net progress is all you can hope for

By BRUCE OSBORNE four years--as his major In the school of business at accomplishment. James Madison University, "No school is any better the proverbial buck ends its than its faculty." journey at the office of Dr. His main frustration is a William Hanlon lack of resources, such as Hanlon. whose faculty positions, travel responsibilities as dean of the money and office space. school of business include overseeing and coordinating "A growing school needs the six departments and resources. but the various programs within the admnistration is giving us as shcool. ended up in higher much as possible," he said. education because he No real defeats have

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decided when he was in marred Hanlon's service at school that he liked "this age JMU. he said. people." he said. "There are a lot of little Hanlon also is responsible battles. You lose some but for promoting JMU and its vou win some as well. Making students in the business net progress, that's all you community, he said, and he can hope for." helps to carry out this task by Hanlon enjoys working serving as vice president of closely with faculty as well as the local chamber of students. Interviewing commerce. prospective teachers, getting Through this position. "I to know new teachers and contact business people: they helping to develop their skills l>R WILLIAM IIANI.ON. dean of the school of business was correctlv identified by II get to know me, and therefore are important aspects of percent of students polled by The Breeze but one student named him «olf coach^ ^ ^ the school." according to Hanlon's job. he said. growth process- the Hanlon. As dean of the school. to coordinate programs an insufficient number of Hanlon points out the efficiently. faculty members. and "reviewing" stage. Hanlon must work closely "It's time to stand back and "dramatic" increase in the with the deans of the other Plaas for the future include possible forming a new school number of faculty in his schools and Dr Thomas adding a large number of new of accounting. take a look at what you've school-more than 50 teachers Stanton. vice president of programs, correcting weak The JMU school of business done, what you have have been added in the last academic affairs, in order spots in the school caused by is now into "stage two" of its accomplished." Hanlon said. Dr. Donald McConkey: Newest dean looking for 'solid development'

what he likes least, he said. When the school was By PATTI TILLY former head of the philosophical rather than an operational basis." he said. The biggest problems have started, committees for "I am looking forward to communication arts professional standards, long- department. said he likes been starting files from the next few years and solid Being more insulated from scratch and establishing range planning. school development of programs in best about his job. As dean of curriculum, grants and .the arts and communication the school "I am able to deal the daily routine and seeing procedures for routine fewer students and faculty, is operation. McConkey said. external funding, public that will give James Madison with- Dtfl£ram_s on a relations, and facilities all had University increased be aopointed. he said. visibility." said the first McConkey then had to dean of the school of Fine arts explain the committee's and communication. missions to their respective Dr. Donald McConkey. who members and provide them became dean of the new with guidelines to follow, he school on July 1. said he hopes said. to develop an administrative McConkey gave the unit with identity and a spirit committees no specific goals. of unity for programs in both he said, and wanted to let the arts and communication. them develop their own modes McConkey described his of operation. At the end of the job as one of planning and 'year he will review the administration of academic committees, he said, and programs, including the more specific goals will be set planning of budgets, up. curriculum and class The new job also required schedules. McConkey to familiarize His jurisdiction covers the himself with the special needs areas of studio art, art of each department, he said. history, applied music, music He already knew most of the theory. speech needs of the communication communication, broadcasting, journalism and arts department but he has theater, he said. had to learn about many of In addition, he is those needs in both art and responsible for WMRA. the music, he said Television-Film Center, The most amusing problem technical operation of stages McConkey has faced since on campus and planning becoming dean of the new budgets for both the Fine Arts school is a lack of office Festival and Artist and furniture, he said. With the Lecture series. McConkey exception of chairs, he has said. none of his own furniture and The Breeze and Chrysalis has had to borrow, said are also within the school of fine arts and communication. McConkey -"Being a part of the The problem is normal, institution's operation, and however, because it's part of Eplanning at a little higher DEAN ON THE SCHOOL OF FINK \KTS AM) < OMMCNK ATION Or Donald Met onkev the state purchase procedure, was the hesl known dean according to a student poll h\ The Breeze. lhnu«h he was labeled . he said The furniture should evel" is what McConkey. ' "he arriving soon "head of WMRA hv one student. pnoio by sandy p»etow ■■)

TIIF BRFFZF. Tuesday. February 13. 1979, Page.5 Illegally parked cars towed from WVPT By KFYIN KFRT.AN "We also had a sign in Cars illegally parked in the front" warning of the parking WVPT narking lot or in the regulations, she added, "but grassy lot behind the public the sign disappeared." television station will be New signs have been towed away at the owners ordered but haven't yet come expense, a station official in. she said. "We warn people said if we see them, but even if we Most of the illegal parking don't we'll continue towing." occurs on weekends, when Students have also driven students are at parties in the over the wet grassy area Greek housing section, behind the station to park on according to an official who the basketball courts by the preferred to remain Sigma Nu house, she said, anonymous. which has damaged the grass "We've had as many as 12 lot cars towed in one night." the The cars are towed by the official said. Harrisonburg Exxon or a "We originally tried driver from Bridgewater. she putting notices on cars said Some of the cars towed warning people that their cars stay in Harrisonburg and would be towed if they some are taken to remained parked in our lot," Bridgewater. depending on she said, "but the notices who does the towing, she didn't do any good." added. Systems analysis topic of new course The Management orientation to systems Development Center of James analysis, the systems Madison University's School approach and the feasibility of Business will offer a three- study. week non-credit course in svstems analysis beginning The course will meet Feb. 13. Tuesday and Thursday The course. which evenings from 7-9 p.m. in emphasizes the system room three of Jackos Jackson approach to problem-solving Hall on the JMU campus. techniques, is designed for the For an application and practicing manager, potential further information contact manager, executive, owner Dr Jackson Ramsey at 433- and data processing person. 66flH or Dr. Ben Bauman at The course topics include' 433-6420. CONSTRUCTION of the new education building blocks the view of Wilson. Photo by Mark Thompson IIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIHHM MMIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIINIIIItlllllllltlllll IUIIIIIIIIIHIIIMUIM»U»nlm..U—.p.,,-...-^,—

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Pick up '79 this Friday The event will presented in Wampler lx' Tuesday. February 13 at organization and hand your copy today on second feature nine days of special Experimental Theatre Feb. 7p m in Godwin 343 delivered to The Breeze office. floor. Alumnae Hall. music, with live music 23-24. Plays written by JMU All announcements are broadcasts from the Valley senior Mary Ruberry. Auction subject to editing and are Mall Admission is 25 cents. printed on a space-available Workshop Proceeds go to the Little basis. A workshop on Workshop Sisters of the Poor. The JMU Women's Club interviewing techniques will will present "Your Heart's be held on Feb. 15 at 1:30 p.m. Desire." an auction of many in the Warren University Students and faculty are Writing lab types of merchandise or Circle K Union Mezzanine room B. The invited to attend a workshop services. Feb. 14, from 6-9 workshop is being sponsored * sponsored by the Counseling The Writing lab offers p.m. in the Shenandoah Room individualized help for of Chandler Hall. Bids may be by the Career Planning and and Student Development Circle K. a service Placement Office. Center. Dr. Dorothy V. students working on papers, placed on gift certificates. Harris. Professor of Physical preparing to take GRE. LSAT. Slants, books and records, organization offers vou the Education. Penn State or TOEFL and for students ome cooked and gourmet opportunity, to participate in working to improve their dinners, furniture, and a community and campus . Tutoring University, and Mr. Eugene volunteer service Upcoming Wettstone. Professor writing skills. For additional variety of other items. There is no admission charge. projects include an organ The Data Processing Emeritus. Penn State information, call Mrs. donor drive, a blood pressure Management Association is University, will share their Hoskins at 6401. Lab hours Refereshments will be sold. For more information, call clinic projects with the now offerig a tutoring service experiences in working with are 1-5 p.m., Monday-Friday elderly and fundraising open to all students taking any the psychological aspects of in Sheldon 112. Ann . Balnd at 434-8766. drive?. Come to meetings sports on Feb. 16. at 9 a.m. to programming language .or Mondavs ,nf 53a on the computer course 12 noon in the Grafton-Stovall Financial aid me/zanine PApplications for information Theater Interviews ;ind assistance may be obtained hy contacting Mary Football managers Sign-up sheets are posted in Apply now for financial aid Math in space .lane at 4326 or Kim at 434- the Career Planning and and campus employment-1979 IfilO Placement Offiee. >nd floor. Summer Session and '79-'RO The JMU Football team is Mumn-ie Ifnll for interviews academic \ear Applications lookini? for managers for the "ith Hits eh Gardens and can he picked up at Varner Dr. JohnN. Shoosmith of Curio • princ of i«»7«* and fall of i«»7«» ''•mip Brethren Woods The House The deadline is Apr 1 NASA. Langley Research • canon Please contact Coach Center. Analysis and ••Curio." the feature Placement Office also has • Winter if von are interested in information on additional Computation Division, will magazine produced hy JMU m interview r»5l7' 'iimroer employment Freedom Fighter hold a colloquim on Feb. 14 at students for area distribution. 4:30 p.m. in Burruss ill The is seeking interesting ideas for The JMU Chapter of Young topic will be 'The role of articles about local people, Pep club mathematics in aerospace places and things for this Shopping bus Americans for Freedom will research." spring's issue. Submit ideas An organizational meeting present Jeno Inancsi. a to Articles Editor. Box 621. or "ill he held Feh 13 at 7pm in The shopping. bus Hungarian Freedom Fighter, call Maureen at 5125 or 6127 the Purple and Gold Room In sponsored by the SGA will be on Feb. 13 at 7 p.m. in the Interviews for more information. Godwin Hall '*»5' for all operating every Saturday Warren University Union those persons interested in throughout the month of Mezzanine room A. He will Occult lecture heenmine members of a Pep February. The bus leaves D- talk about his life story, make Sign-up sheets are posted in Club ,.t JMU The club is Hall at I.-oo and 3.00 p.m. and a comparison of nations, and the Career Planning and Mon Carlson president of U'inu organized to induce provides transportation to and give first-hand experiences Placement Offices. 2nd floor. th»- Christian Ministries •pirit .•! JMl's athletic from the Valley Mall and with Communism behind the Alumnae Hall for interviews Inj&rnational will he events If \ou are interested downtown If enough students Iron Curtain. He will also with Busch Gardens and 'prakinc on mvstieism and and unable to attend or want take advantage of this show a film narrated by Camp Brethren Woods. The nci'tiH on Feh 13 at EMC more information, contact service, it will possibly be Walter Cronkite which Placement Office also has rhapel and on Feh 14. in Ci«.vic Sbow.ilter at fiW7 or continued throughout the rest features live action from the information on additional Wilson hall The time is 7-1» WgW or Donna Sizemore at of this semester. 1956 Hungarian Revolution. summer employment. p m m' Show films I0UetoH£R£ % Anyone interested in Al having a film short shown ( before the Sunday night # he fee's 0 movies in Harrison should contact Bob Nare. JMU Film * In ^ Club. Box 4186. Downtown Harrisonburg Auto Auction Tri -Sigma sorority will and present "Bits and Pieces" at the Auto Auction on Feb. 16. We are having a SwwBwvd from 8-12 p.m. Tickets are $3 per person and $5 a couple. of a Sale for You Transportation will be furnished every hour 50% - 75% off on beginning at 8 p.m. from D- Hall ALMOST EVERYTHING Continued on Page 8

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■ Recruiters from Procter & Dr Edward Toppin from Sensitivity Gamble and from Camp Virginia State College Will Brethren Woods will be here speak on "Black History" on Feb. 15 at H p.m. in the The JMU Psychology Club on Feb. 13 at the interview center on Mason Street. For Grafton-Stovall Theater The will have a presentation by further information contact event is in conjunction with Dr. John Mclntire with the Placement Office JMU's Black Student Body's sensitivity exercises at 7 p.m.. celebration of National Black Feb. 13. in Alumnae Hall History Month lounge. Resume workshop Physics speech Voiontino Brief ond Boxsr Underwsor Navy interview A workshop on resume Voiontins "Wrap Around" Beth Kilts writing will be held on Feb. 13 A recruiter from the Naval Dr David Montgomery of at 9:30 am in the Warren Volentins "Bed or Whits" Terry Socks M Surface Weapons Center will the Phvsics Department at the University Union Mezzanine Valentine Night Shirts ^ be here on Feb 13 at the College of William and Mary room A." The workshop is interview center on Mason will speak on "Plasma being spoasored by the Career Monogromed Wooden Mugs qgP Street For further Oscillations" Feb. 15. 1:30 Planning and Placement information contact the p.m in Miller 110. Placement Office. Office. Free Valentine Gift Wrap J| Woman's softball School interviews Gov, employment An organizational meeting arlesjflatljtaa, Jnr. Recruiters from London The Career Planning and for all those women interested and Bedford County Schools Placement Office has in plaving club softball will be 102 S Mam Si. lUmsonbuig ^ will be here on Feb 15 at the applications to take the PACE held on Feb. M. 7 p.m. in interview center on Mason Exam for employment in the Godwin 344. If you are Street. For further Federal Government. The interested but cannot attend information contact . the deadline- for filing the meeting, contact Barbara Placement Officer -.-——■.—- applications-t*i*

TIIF BRFFZF, Tuesday. February 13, 1W9, p,g« 9 Peeping torn LOVEISHERE visits Shorts Hall AT THE By itKKRlF YARD hi e T w n shower l wnen„.^t I turned,i ?*i there "* was a man- ****standing something there andI BODY SHOP screamed and ran." she said. l bo,h€redSa ,rda a man around^HKf the Ldorm peeping^ into showers.y °y Campus wandering police For your Sweetheart apprehended a man later that day outside ofShorts residents said. Campus policccould not comment on the situation saying only Chief Jay Crider could release the Sterling Silver, Solid Gold Chains information. < Crider could not be reached for comment at press time Earrings, Bracelets Several residents of Shorts said that the man apprehended had been charged with trespassing, but Sgt. Herbert Lam denied that charge. 25% OFF A Rockingham County Sheriff's department spokesman said several people from James Madison University had been brought in during ther weekend, Inly IS more shopping days til spring break hut could not release any information concerning the incident at Shorts. Residents said a man was first seen in the fifth floor \Jerry cloth shortsA shirts-Cotton blouses bathroom at about 9:30 am Shorts Hall is co*d by floor. Second and fourth floors are male and third and fifth are female There is sunny colored bibs- sheer, sexy, dresses one suite of male residents on the first floor. A second incident occured on the third floor when theman attempted to grab a woman who was showering She ran from the bathroom and called her Danskln swim suits boyfriend. He called campus police, residents said. Before campus police arrived, the man was seen hiding a fifth floor bathroom stall. He surprised a resident there by peering out from underneath the stall open Thur.-Frl. til door, a resident said. She ran into a hallmates room and asked the people 2 N. Main St. there to check to see if the man was in the hall residents said. As they stood in the hall, the man left the bathroom and walked down the stairs, a resident THE PURPLE BUILDINGS' said Campus police arrived and searched the building but were unable to find the man. she said. The man was again seen on the second floor about 2 p.m.. according to the residents. Campus police apparently apprehended him shortly thereafter in a ■j.,. „,, «vr» EIYI ■ ■ a'» n > i tiii'nV lymrnin o~n nnminmiint nearby parking lot. The Shorts residents who had seen the man said they identifed him later that day at the JMU campus police office. NOTICE NASA expert to speak Applications are now being accepted Dr. John N. Shoosmith of Shoosmith will discuss the the analysis and computation topic "The Role of for the positions'6f editor, managing division of the National Mathematics in Aerospace Aeronautics and Space Research." editor and business manager of Administration's Langley The colloquium will be Research Center will speak at held in room ill of Burruss The Breeze for 1979-80. a mathematics colloquium at Hall on the JMU campus and James Madison University on is open to the public at no Feb. 14. at 4:30 p.m. charge. Persons applying- Candidates for ■& m for business manager ■ editor and Tfce Sfwiim Hem must be familiar with managing editor ] The Breeze's business must have mm Special* organization and have worked for taken at least six hours The Breeze in an 3 JlContfay Fried Chicken of business courses or U J editorial capacity • their equivalent. for at least one | 7ues

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Seconds Out. And Then There Were Three - Genesis By JIM DAWSON Maybe the reason this review has taken so long to write is because it involves two more death-knells for what was once one of the most intf iguingly impressive of the British art bands. With "Seconds Out" and "And Then There Were Three." Genesis has chosen commercial predictability over artistic innovation. Although both albums are certainly listenable. most of the music on each is so aggravatingly static as to be objectionable. "Seconds Out" is Genesis' second live album, a two record set of old songs played with a total lack of imagination or innovation. The arrangements on nearly every song here are virtually identical to their studio counterparts, the only difference being that Genesis somehow manages to make each piece resoundingly dull on stage (if the record is any indication.) A year ago it seemed impossible that •Supper's Ready" coukfbe made into a poring song. With this album. Genesis has achieved the impossible. There is also a question as to who would really want to hear Phil Collins doing vocals on songs that became Genesis classice back when Peter Gabriel was the group's lead singer.Collins has none of Gabriel's range, spontaneity, or color. Although there are some similarities between the two singers' voices, the resemblance is more akin to lackl uster imitation than similar interpretation and approach. The same holds true with much of Collins' work on SISTFR MARGARET (SERITA "The Amen Corner. in Wampler those Genesis albums produced after Gabriel's HAMILTON* AND LUKE (BUDDY Experimental Theatre. phofo-Oy Marfe Thompson departure, of which "And Then There Were Three" is WALLACE )in a scene from last weekend's the latest. Although creeping commerciality was noticeable in parts of "A Trick Of the Tail" and "Wind and Wuthering," however, there was a more than 9 compensating amount of artistry on both of those 'The Amen Corner : fast albums. Unfortunately, on "And Then There Were Three." one would be hard pressed to find a scrap of the band's past glory and talent. The lyrics are horrendously stupid, the melodies have already been used in some cases and should have been left unused in paced, unified and rousing the rest, and the overall style is one of creative lethargy. By DR. FRANK ADAMS To a one they were alert, coughing might have Guitarist Steve Hackett's departure from the group James Madison vigorous, sensitive. conveyed his illness as well inspired the title for this album, and it appears that he University's Black Student Serita Hamilton carried a and not interrupted lines). took the wiser course by leaving Genesis behind. Alliance gave James taxing role through a great Since "The Amen Corner" "Abandoning a sinking ship" is a phrase which comes Baldwin's "The Amen variety of moods with is a play of theme rather than conveniently to mind. Corner" a tightly knit, fast- conviction and power. Anita of character, characterization paced, unified, and rousing Turner accurately conveyed is not extensive. This performance last weekend in the gentleness, but firmness of company seemed capable of the Wampler Experimental a humanely religious nature. sounding much deeper waters Theatre The tension between if given a chance. thesecuiar and the sacred, the Lighting usefully pointed earthy and the spiritual, up each of the three playing which besets us all and which areas as needed. Costumes Baldwin has repeatedly and were plausible and helpful. fruitfully studied, is at the The set was a marvel not only center of the play. Both sides of practicality but also of of this conflict were mood. What was done with energetically represented by c c c , c G c twenty-six lengths of pipe to Take No Prisoners - Lou Reed a strong cast and able r H E ^ r R E bring the kitchen and the direction. J.T. Blake contributed not bedroom into the symbolic By JON DAVIS The play itself is only his acting talents but also embrace of the church was flawed.perhaps because his excellent piano playing. astonishingly effective. If you liked Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music." Baldwin is just naturally a Denise Prince was This production of "The you will love his latest live album. 'Take no novelist. The. same opposition appropriately spirited. Amen Corner," from Prisoners." of forces is handled much Melvin Clard was suitable, delightful introduction to "Metal Machine Music " was produced to fill a more effectively in the crucial that is, mildly, corrupt joyous curtain call, was a record contract with RCA. This was after '"Rock n scene of his novel "Go Tell It Buddy Wallace was touching team effort of the smoothest, Roll Animal." Reed's hard rock classic that everyone on the Mountain." A novel and as gifted at coughing as a strongest and most loved. But "Rock n Roll Animal" was. as Reed said on can satisfactorily make a theatre-goer (although less rewarding kind the Liner notes to "metal," a misrepresentation. The point and then explain it, misrepresentation did succeed "to the point of making analyze it deepen it. A piay possible the appearance of the progenator." must make a point and then Discouraged that rock would ever become an move on. "The Amen Corner" College book is intelligent art form. Reed stuck a microphone up to a makes points and then speaker and recorded a double album of feedback. At belabors them: the result is a the end of the album. Reed left nogrooves to take the stop-go. stop-go effect that needle to the center of the record; so the album repeats blunts the audience's the last obnoxious seconds of itself, ad infinitum. attention 'masterpiece' It is in the same spirit that Reed produces "Take no A second flaw is that the Prisoners." climactic line."Praise the "The Harvard-Lampoon Big Book Of College Life": A Realistic Reed opens the album by quoting a line of Yeats'; Lord." spoken by Sister Look at Life on the College Campus "The best lack all conviction, while the worst are filled Margaret, in whom both sides iiy DONNA SIZEMORE with a passion and intensity." He then begins a of the conflict are painfully From college applications and freshman jitters, to the social dispassionate version of "Sweet Jane," tossing off embodied, is not a personal gaiety of college life and the lost paradise of graduation, "The asides to the audience. When he gets to the line epiphany hard won from the Harvard-Lampoon Big Book of College Life" proves to be a "Sittin' there by the fire." he says. "It's an electric experience the play presents, masterpiece of truth. Somewhere between sarcasm and fire, you know the kind you turn on and they glow." but is a stereotype which she outrageous humor, the authors have achieved a literary piece of The best song on the album is the title cut to his not only could have uttered rare and unsurpassed excellence. By touching light-heartedly on recent album "Street Hassle." in which the girl he before but in fact, does speak all aspects of college, a humorous depiction of twentieth-century picks up in a bar overdoses, and he drags her into the earlier. The line is moving, campus life is portrayed. A vivid imagination and sufficient street to avoid a hassle with the police. The subject but not so moving as a bizarre examples are used in compiling an almost believable remains understated, even live. uniquely individual view collection of anecdotes. The album is cuttingly better. If you don't like it. it would have been. Sister The author takes the reader carefully through the channels wasn't made for you. though maybe about you. I love Margaret seems not to be that surround college life. The decision to go to college and which it. but see it more as a sign that Reed has permanently advancing to a new insight but college to attend is explored in depth. The Scholastic Aptitude abandoned attempts at popular music like "Rock n retreating to a pat phrase. Test is subjected to well-deserved sarcasm. The author then Roll Animal." ana "Transformer." and has returned Of the cast it would be hard presents his readers with examples of "realistic" rejection to the artistic aspirations of his Velvet Underground to speak too enthusiastically. letters. , By depicting the way these letters should read, as days. They were clearly audible in opposed to the way they do read, the author reveals some definite ■■■■ m f spite of acoustical difficulties. (continued on Page 12)

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Basketball Dukes coast over Baptist, 85-57 The basketball Dukes had ninth loss in a row. JMU shot 61.2 percent from Stielper fell a basket away first 26 points in the second little trouble disposing of JMU jumped out to an 18-8 the floor in that first half and from tying Dillard's mark. half He finished with 32 points Baptist College Saturday, lead six minutes into the continued the hot hand, Stielper is averaging 25.9 - his sixth 30-plus scoring defeating them. 85-57 in game Roger Hughett. whose finishing at a 61 percent clip. points per game and is effort this season Hughett Charleston. S.C. 12 game points left him just Baptist shot a mere 43 percent currently ranked ninth among finished with 12 points and The win. the 11th of its last two shy of reaching the 1.000 for the game. the nation's Division I schools freshman Linton Townes 13. raised JMU's to 16-5. The career-point scoring plateau, Steve Stielper. needing two and second in the Eastern added 11 two losses were to Old led the way with eight during more points to set a single- College Athletic Conference in Both Stielper and Hughett Dominion University and to that stretch. season scoring record, had 14 scoring, according to the most should reach their respective Virginia Commonwealth. With 1:50 remaining in the points at the half. The junior recent statistics. scoring marks tomorrow Baptist, meanwhile, blew its half. JMU led 42-20. The center has 544 points this Only James Clements. when the Dukes travel to Homecoming (the school has Dukes held a 44-25 season The old mark is held Omega Shaw and Eddie Loretto. Pa. to face St no footbal program) falling to intermission advantage. They by Sherman Dillard with 545 Talley scored for Baptist in Francis College. 2-20. It was also Baptist's coasted from there points. As a freshman. the second half Shaw finished Hughett will join Sherman high man for the Buccaneers Dillard (2,065). Stielper with 18 points. Clements and 11,524> Pat Dosh (1.458). Tallev both had 14. David Correll (1.298) and Duchesses down Indians Stielper. hitting 15-21 for the George Toliver (1.287) in the game, scored 16 of the Dukes' l.ooo-point club 9 Win over William and Mary 'big .lames Madison Baptist FG FT T to within three points at 10-7 situation with 10:09 remaining FT. FT T By DENNIS SMITH 1 0-0 2 Inman Clements 5 4-6 14 For the second time in less by taking advantage of the in the half and hit nine of 12 0-0 Shaw 6 6-6 18 shots while W&M converted 6 12 Hughett than a week. James Madison Indians' turnovers caused by 0-0 2 Butler Nesmith 2 0-14 JMU's sticky 1-2-2 zone trap two of three attempts. 1 University downed William & 3 0-0 6 Blackmon Hilton 1 1-2 3 Mary College in basketball. defense. The India as led in rebounds 6 Rosenburg Talley 6 2-3 14 22 to 16 and in field goal 2 2-3 This time, the Duchesses But W&M fought off the 5 1-2 II Townes Rivers 0 H 0 Duchesses' surge on four percentage 36 to 27.6. scored.a 68-54 win over the 0 2-2 2 Cross Harvey 1 0-0 2 Indians Saturday. points by Edwards on a five- In the second half. JMU 8 Shoulders Rodgers 1 0-0 2 used a combination of defense 3 2-3 The Dukes topped W&M's foot lumper from the left tide 2-3 32 Stielper of the lane and two fire* to force 25 W&M turnovers. 15 men. 70-57. Tuesday night. 0-0 4 Tvler The Indians came into throws. "We just used whatever 2 Saturday's game sporting a After an Indians called defense we thought would 22 13-18 57 work," said Jaynes. "We 38 ft-13 85 Totals seven-game win streak. time out, JMU began Its rally lliilftime wore: .IMF. 11-25 "It was a big win for us. and eventually overtook thought their guards were Team Fouls: JMU 19. Baptist 15. Foul outs: none. said JMU's head coach Betty W&M Childress drilled an getting tired, so we started Rebounds: JMU 31. Baptist 32 Turnovers: JMU 3. Jaynes. "We have a big eight-foot turnuround lumper pressing them." Baptist 6 Shooting Percentage: JMU 38-63 (61 rivalry with William & Mary, to begin the rally, with 11:06 The Duchesses opened in percent). Baptist 22-51 (43 percent). and I'm really proud we won." remaining. She finished it on ^-an 1-2-2 full-court zone press, The Duchesses took the two free throws to put the which the Indians handled lead with 2:31 left in the first Duchesses up 22-20 at the 2:31 easilly at first, but later it half on center Mendy mark. forced them to create costly Childress' two free throws and JMU added a layup by turnovers. never trailed again. forward Cathy Hanrahan and JMU remained, six points The Indians .quickly the first half of an one-and-one ahead until two Indians Two archers place jumped out in front. 8-2 early situation by Childress, to lead turnovers were converted jnto Two JMU.lrchers placed in Rick Riser finished third in in the game by converting five 25-20 at the half. baskets, by the Duchesses. the top three among collegiate the men's competiton with 554 straight JMU missed shots. The Lady Indians led in Forward Ka thy Peter hit a competition this weekend at points In front of him were W&M's guard Lynn every half time statistic but seven-foot jumper and guard the Eastern Indoor Archery Rick Betner (Akron. 564) Norenberg drilled two two. The Duchesses went Sharon Cessna followed-up a Tournament. and Joe Barnes (East jumpers from the right corner ahead on the scoreboard, also missed shot to put JMU up 36- Duchess Janet McCullough Stroudsburg State 557). and added an assist on went to the free throw line 12 26 with 16 minutes remaining. took a second in women's Lizabeth Edwards' left- times compared to W&M's The Duchesses then competition with 542 points. The tournament was held handed layup three. switched into a full-court man- Cindv Schaffer of Akron won at E. Stroudsburg State The Dochpsses fought back JMU went into the bonus Solace with,a 552, ,, College in Pennslyyania . /.IjTWf^^fta >' TIIF. BREEZE, Tuesday, February 13, 1979, Page.15 Men gymnasts first; women take second The men's gymnastics floor exercises with a score of team finished in first place in 7 9. and Carter also won the Friday's tri-meet held in pommel horse with a 6 7. Godwin Hall JMU's Cliff Miller won the The Dukes' 147 8 points rings with a 7.1, and George were more than enough to Ishee captured the vault with defeat Virginia Tech (131.45) it 75. Ishee alsol^ok a third in and the University of Virginia the high bar. i ins 3i The Dukes finished their Ron Ferris took three regular season with a 5-8 firsts, a second and two thirds record JMU will host the for JMU in the meet He state tournament Feb. 25. raptured the high bar with a The women's gymnastics 7 25 score, the parallel bars team fell just three-tenths of a <6.2> and also won the all- point short of first place South around (40.9) Carolina Friday in a four- Ferris was second in the team meet held in Godwin pommel horse, third in the Hall rings and took another third in The Gamecocks totaled the vaulting event. 109.5 points compared to the The pommel horse event was won by JMU's Dave Carter, Dave Carter took two firsts second-place Duchesses' scoring a 6.7. The Dukes also won, defeating UVa., Tech. for the Dukes. He won the (Continued on Page 16) ° photo by jjg Leworono career Bv DAN MCNIEL much playing time. We in college basketball "some different off the court because inverted career of Jeff Cross As a mgeneral rule, most recruited Jeff Inman who has players rise and others go they are friends. They're all but he is not looking ahead to college basketball players done a great job for us at point down." He listed JMU guard unselfish and nice people, on, his senior year. serve the first year on the guard. You have to Chip Rosenberg as an and off the court." "When next year comes bench in a general observance remember that when a player example of "one who had The junior guard would around I'll worry about it and continue their comes out of high school to risen' after limited playing sacrifice any personal gain for then. I'll just keep working apprenticeship before college he has to compete opportunity his freshman the winning season the Dukes hard and practice over the reaching the peak of their against the best from other year. currently own, he said. summer after the season." career in the last two years. high schools." Cross offers nothing but "Even though I'm not The adjustment would not Of course, there have been Cross admitted "be didn't praise for his teammates and playing as much, I'm glad be easy for any player and many freshmen who have know why he was not playing stated no conflict existed we're winning. That's what Cross has accepted theswitch made contributions more but didn't want to among the players who were makes me feel good. We have with the satisfaction of immediately; Jeff Inman and second guess the coaches. I competing for starting spots. a great team and I think that completing one outstanding Linton Townes of JMU for think the coaches will always "I haven't had any maybe in practice I can' help year and contributing, in example. But there have not give me a chance," Cross problems with anybody on the the guys since I do have the varying amounts, to three been many cases like that of noted. team. You have to realize experience." straight winning seasons for Jeff Cross. Campanelli pointed out that that it's going to be a lot One full year remains in the JMU Cross started at point guard fresh out of St. Joseph High School and was named' JMU's Most Valuable Defensive Player in 1976-77. He set the school assists records for one game (16) and one season (162). The future seemed rosy, or at least bright for Cross. "I thought I was in," he remembered. "I thought I'd be playing all the time. I knew Sherman was coming back, hut I thought I had proved myself. I figured I had a future." Sherman Dillard returned and the Cross' future was not exactly as he had pictured. "I thought it would be the same as my freshman year. I thought I would have to work hard at it. I didn't expect that kind of year as a freshman and wouldn't have thought anything if I was just a nobody out there." Cross played in all 26 games in 1977-78 in a reserve role and his assist total dropped to 60. "I lost my confidence when I didn't start." he said. Coach Lou Campanelli said Cross "did an excellent job for us his freshman year when Sherman broke his foot. When Sherman came back, we moved Roger (Hughett) over to the point." Cross has appeared in 13 of 20 games and regards his new role as frustrating. "I love the game but it hurts me when I don't contribute. It's only human to feel down and a little disgusted My confidence has really dropped," the Baltimore. Md., native explained. JEFF CROSS fights a crowd of VMI Keydets earlier this season. Cross has seen Cam, nelli said "it began to to be"\ "- 'for Jeff to* Vet his playing umidwindle V^ " *" **** J

Page 16. TIIK BRFKZF, Tuesday. February 13, 1979 Men swimmers close W&M on football schedule out season at 22-7 By DENNIS SMITH - Agaiast Towson. all but Athletic Director Dean "We are certainly pleased and Mary game last year) to be plaving William & Mary that it will move its football The men's swim team Brooks' two first against Ehlers announced Thursday closed their regular season Georgetown were enough to that JMU will play William & again in 1979 and we are program from the NCAA's hopeful that this will develop Division III to Division I level with three big wins last win for the Dukes. Miguel Mary during the 1979 football weekend. Ferrer beat Brooks in both the season. The Dukes will play into a long series." Ehlers and has also announced that said. "William & Mary is the the equivalent of 25 football The Dukes toppled 500-meter freestyle and the the Indians in Williamsburg Georgetown 71-24 and Towson lnon-yard freestyle. on October 6. type of institution that we look scholarships are available for forward to competing with as the 1979-80 academic year. State 62-51 in a tri-meet on George Washington never It will be the second Saturday. The previous day. led the Dukes The 400-yard football game between the two we build our football program "Now that we have made to the Division I level." the decision to move our the team crushed George medley relay team of Chip schools. William & Mary Washington 73-39. Martin. Peter Laiti. Kris defeated JMU 32-7 in JMU announced last fall football program to the (the announcement made Division I level. I think that JMU thoroughly trounced Weimerskirch and Mills won Williamsburg during the 1978 the Hoyas. and at one point, the event by just over one season. public during the the William William & Mary is the type of school that we want to have on after eight events, led 63-7. second at 3:43.88. our .schedule." said JMU head Top performers in the meet Brooks and West took two football coach Challace for the Dukes were Steve firsts each for JMU. Brooks 9 McMillin. "We still won't be Mills. Jack Brooks, and Mike captured his in the 1000-meter Wrestlers 'shut out when at William & Mary's West. freestvle (10:16.8) and 500- .scholarship level next season, Mills took firsts in the 200- meter freestyle (4:58.6). West 'but we've taken a step forward yard freestyle (1:49.8) and won the one-meter dive with weather, illness prevail competing at that level." 100-yard freestyle (49.9). 196.65 and the three-meter The entire 1979 JMU while Brooks won the 1000- dive with 186.10 Mills. Weimerskirch. By RICHARD AMACIIFR Scott Utegaard is out of the football schedule has not yet vard freestyle (10:22.5) and The wrestling team was infirmary and will probably been completed, but in an the 500-yard freestyle (4:58.9). Martin and Laiti all took one see action tomorrow night interview with The Breeze. first each for the Dukes. shut out this week, sort of. West took a first in the one- • JMU finished the season The Dukes' match with when JMU takes on JMU President Ronald meter diving event with 235.3 Washington and Lee away at 8 Carrier said JMU plans to with a 12-7 record. VMI Wednesday night was points and placed second in The state championships postponed due to snow. The p.m. host Austin Peay University the three-meter dive. match was rescehduled for Friday night, the Dukes as the season's opener. The will be held Feb. 22-24. this Friday. will travel to VMI to end their Dukes will also play Southern Two dual meets scheduled regular season. Conference member East for this past weekend were The Dukes are currently 8- Tennessee State University, The fear cancelled because of a staff 7. and Ohio Valley Conference's Cancer is infection that has crippled Moorehead. in addition to of cancer is many on JMU's squad. some other schools JMU has often curable. . Dennis Herndon heads the been playing. Carrier said. often fatal. lists of casualties. Herndon has been confined to the infirmary for the past two * Gymnasts weeks arid will not participate in either of the Dukes two (Continued from Page 15) meets this week. 109.2. Longwood College Rick Shoemaker has also placed third with 101.8. and spent time in the infirmary Virginia Tech finished fourth and is listed as questionable with a 101.15. for action this week. Donna Chapman won the balance beam for the Duchesses, now 6-7. Chapman DITCH THE BOOKS RHD earned a 7.55. Freshman Maureen * Duchesses Ranney took a second in the vault with a 7.5. Joanne (Continued from Page 14) Caravana was third with a 7.4 SAVE S0HE BUCKS. toman . defense, that wore in the uneven parallel bars. W&M down even more. Patty Fallon was third in the Saturday, February 24, is Washington Capitals "We thought they were balance! beam with a 6.55 "College Night," and you can save $2.50 or $3.00 by getting used to our zone The Duchesses next meet press." said Duchesses' will be Saturday against the sending in our coupon. assistant coach Pam University of Maryland in You'll see the Capitals take on the Buffalo Weigardt. "And when they College Park. called a time out we thought Sabres, and if you're one of the first 5,000 fans you can they were making plans to wear a new knit ski cap home —free from the Capitals. break it. so we just decided to change into the man-to-man Our caps are in the Capitals press." colors and our $7.50 tickets are just Cessna hit a 12-foot jumper to make the score 48-36 with The Breeze $4.50, with $4.50 seats going for 9:58 remaining, and it was the only $2.00. last time the Indians were within rallying range. So close the books, and Childress hit a layup for a top ten poll hit the ice, Saturday night. 14-point JMU lead, after yet another W&M mistake. But EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to Norenberg. the game's top technical difficulties The I Please mail orders to: scorer with 20 points, hit a 15- Breeze top ten intramural Washington Capitals "College Night footer from the right baseline football poll was deleted from | Capital Centre to upll W&M within 12. the last issue. However, we . Landover. Maryland 20786 Hanranan hit two free have it for vou now. so here It I Make checks payable to throws and a layup to give the is: I "Washington Capitals." or charge Duchesses their biggest as indicated: margin of the game at 54-38. Breeze Top Ten with eight minutes remaining. JMU coasted from that 1. Mississippi Wild Bunch | VISA point. i MASTER CHARGE Childress led the 2. TKE [AMERICAN EXPRESS Duchesses' scorers with 16 I CENTRAL CHARGE- points and tied for the top 3 Outlaws rebounder of the game with | NAME— CLASS. two other JMU players at six. 4 Old Boys ■ ADDRESS Cessna added 13 points for the J CITY STATE. ZIP 1 Duchesses and Hanrahan hit 5 Liars Club for 12 ■ PHONE 6. Underdogs _cap\\a\8 7 Ashby "College light" Saturday. Feb. 24. tt5pLllL a. Undesirables See knit ski caps to the TfckeB: $4.50 and $2.00 wtth coupon. For more information call 35O3400. 9. Pi Kappa Phi in. Blue Ridge Bucks

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Valentines Day. Peek-a-Boo GDI. special Valentines* Day for I love you. Love Dinghy. you re not from each of you. A special Transylvania? I always TO THE KID: May your "FREUND" WOE UNTO YOU. YOUNG thought you were a hometown LOVE IS .. . Feathers and hank always resemble Fort BLOOD, BUTCHER, Birdies: magicalmountaintop boy! Anyway. I'm glad Knox and may I always be ROCKHEAD! Nine days 'til we're celebrating Valentines mysticles: storybook tales your depositer Happy GREGS.: Nice haying you you see your man. Wod, a new and wet wonders: pizza, Day togethere. Love va lots, room a t e-should be Deb Valentines Day! Much love- in two classes this semester. mattresses, and candles: short stuff. Happy Valentines Day! interesting! Happy skiing, riding, iceskating. Valentines. MS. BUBBLE BASKET (ASF: Even bowling, dancing, camping: though you may be crazy. I ssharing. caring, crying, and love you anyway. Happy smiling together: doodling / Valentines Day" to my names in class: a single rose; "favorite roommate"? Love, you and us on Valentines Day!! All my Love, B another basket case. LOVE IS... Birdie. WEFTS AM) KIDS:I don't tell you enough but I love vou JMU: When you ask me for all Wayward Son Alumni money. I'd LOVE to tell you where to go. Blondie KNUCKLES: Happy PEANUT . . . Happy * Valentines Day. I'm glad we Valentines Day to a girl with a worked everything out . happy smile, bright future, Things are much better now and the goodness of heart that than they were before. You're insures friendship along the something else. Love, The way. Love. John Boy. Italian Stallion. MUNCHKIN... We'll go to GOO SIZE: May this be your Tech in March when I have happiest valentienes day ever my car. My ' Drunken things couldn't be better. Am cohort? Sorry about North I worth $8 No more I.S.S. Carolina, you'll get there. Looks from the T's. J.S.. and Love. Swifty (San). you. please! Then I woke up. Love. O. DEAR PENNY: Lots Of - love to you on Valentines day AFS, Happy first actual from the man who loves you. I Valentines Day together. This am all yours. Love. Dave. first year (and IB days) has been terrific! You have my MEII: Remember last heart not only today but until year with the broken candy eternity. Thanks for putting dish, dance, and the flowers? up with and loving me. You're LITTLE OWL:You're the only It hardly seems like a year. so sweet and precious and so life this empty room has ever • We've been through some special to mv life. Thank God had 'sniff. Sebastian V A N C E W A R I) AND rough times since but we've for you LRW. SNYDESTEIN: LMB overcome them with AWE: Here's your personal Cockroach. His help. Remember the talk PAW* A wonderful weekend personal. Now I get to corrupt ME:Even though you will by the lake in October? And bithday and Valentines Day. your entire floor. Bud Weiser. consider this meaningless. I T-BABY: Call me the next the great Christmas at home? You're the best thing that ever think you're great. Underling. time you want to .drink All the beautiful feelings and happened to me (you "H.B.". TIGGFR: Since you won't let Tequila and beer. Crude, rude talks we've had since? I hope vou !> All mv love forever-- me be crude. I can't write you MAUREEN: You're my and socially unacceptable. and pray we'll have those MAW. a good Personal. Cry on my favorite Catholic, except for feelings forever. I love you. shoulder anytime LMB. me Corner Desk. CLEAVE AND DONALD: See TAH SRF. Remeber PMP. you in Negril. Duke. camping. BMM. Lloyd's, DEAR MAGNET. Thanks for MY VALENTINE, .IIMRO, SIGMA PI LITTLE- VIRGO: The secret to life is Sadie Hawkins Day. RCs, making 21 something VERY HappyAnniversary.these past SISTERS: Appreciate your enjoying your passage in -* i weekend, one-a-day. No SPECIAL. You are a sweet months have been my best. hard work this semester and time. Cancer. wonder I love vou as much as I girl and you make everything How about a steak dinner and wish you all a Happy AIRHEAD: Happy do! MAJ. a super time Whether eating a nite on the couch for the Valentines Day. Lots of love, Valentines Day! That has TO: sexy R and M. Roses P.C. or just doing sane late 14th? Anticipation. LYFE!! the Brothers of Sigma Pi. something to do with love-does are red. violets are blue. We'd talking. I love to snuggle with Blue Eyes. that have anything to do with you They say Valentines day like to get to known you two. SILLY GOOSE, Thank you motion? Remember to study Why does that seem so hard to is for sweethearts and you're SAN. SCHNAPPS MUCH? it so you will pass! From your no exception. Love Goofy. for your love. It has dryed my do?? Happy V-Day! Love. When are we going to Tech?' tears, brightened my spirits insane roomate TAZZ (your Friends Together? Hope you had fun. personalized personal) M & HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Happy Valentines Day. Your and made me very, very BIG SISTERS OF A.K.A. A-A happy. Happy Valentines Day M. WHO S.K.K.? I said! We Drunken Cohort. is our day. Tired Turkey. had good time, there's more to SPHINX MAN. TO REX CLAUDE, come with you babe I'm JAY - Do you like 2 hour R.B., REX. AND Munchkin. the popcorn maker hardly done. Stay mine ILY TO DELILAH, ALIAS, THF drunken phone calls - ask your FREDERICK: Thanks for all and Maria's favorite Campus Male. PURE ONE ON TOP OF THF roomate! Please keep on the tips Thursday night on the customer: Happy Valentines MOUND: You're the being patient. It does take a slopes. I think I got the hang Day! Love, the blonde with while. Everyone should AMI: Over a year and still highlight of this d kids of it! Happy Valentines Day! the dirty mind. going strong Thanks for all life. Have a happy Valentines understand that. Happy Love. Swifty (sorry Rex for the good times, and for being Day.. Love you always, Valentines Day. Confused Munchkin. the hassle later that night). TOM-THANX for caring there when I needed you. Frederick the Great. enough to say something! Love. Ted "DEAR KEVIN. My lips can Happy Valentines Day! Love, LYNN, MOM. BECK. only speak with words, but my MOM . BL: I've looked for you, but TO THF BROTHERS OF PI AIRHEAD. SAN & KAPPA PHI: Happy EVERYONE, Happy heart speaks with true we never seem to meet. I'd feeelings. Happy Valentines TO DEB, D.J.. BRAN, CHRIS, really like to talk with you Valentines Day! Love, the. Valentines Day. Love, Your ' Three Muskateers. favorite Munchkin (?). Day, I love you. Kar-Kar" SCHELLE, RECK. SAN,. again. (A & P. 4 p.m. on ROBYN, ANNE, KAREN Friday) Maybe it's possible. MV LOVE: September 16, AND LYNN: Happy Yes' KL. •LOVE MAINIEESTS ITS REALITY IN DEEDS, not PAULA B.: Our Valentines September 18, October 14, Valentines Day to you all. Be only in word -- these alone are Day wish comes with love and December 30, June 23, good and if you can't be good- M.B. You are everything in pride and a special thank you everyday. Here. There, and be careful and if you can't be the world to me. I love you with to effect." Abdu'l- Baha Baha'i Club, Box 4175. for all the joy you bring us. Everywhere. I love vou! careful -BE GOOD AT IT!! with all my heart. S.J. Have a happy day! Love, SILLY GIRL. Love. Mom. MY VALENTINE, GIL. To "Chuck" and us. .IWD. I'll be yours if you'll be love and to be loved is the CURTIS RAY JR.. You are SHELF NO. I: Perhaps not mine! Loving you. D. ultimate desire, for thou art the best thing J.M.U. has to "Valentines," but you're my TO MV NO: I SON: Hope you offer...and you're all mine! my empyrean and I thine get the Valentine of your best - friend ever. The & BIG "F", Happy Valentines eremite. KYAO! Zep. Happy Valentines Day. I love past 2'2 years have been short Dio^Xav.e. jtoiir &an.v heart! Love, Mom. ••••'■ > - - .....-».,., ??".■. Y°V^^o^ver^ vMe.... but greaA Shelf NO. No, 2. ' Editorial Opinion Page 22. TIIF BHF.FZF. Tuesday. February 13. 1979

....UHHWHW j/^ Young Freshman iiiimiiiiimNi 'Off campus parties a special breed' uumuaHnntt,m NW ....iiiiiHai By Kevin Crowley Off-campus. The sacred, holv ground of parties, he was told. Off-campus paftiers are a special breed, they said. The Young Freshman listened and believed the reports that filtered back to campus. He envisioned a Camelot, where students of all types gathered to enjoy th^good life in a completely R.A.-less atmosphere. A place where beer flowed endlessly.' where men were the sought-after gender, where children sang and birds played... (or something to that effect) He imagined pure gold streets and stereos of the finest quality, castle-shaped apartment buildings and women in long flowing silk gowns .his dream was picking up pace as thoughts, like beautiful swans, flew through his head...and the men, like carbon copies, dressed in jeans. plaid flannel shirts and ..and...something was missing. ABeard! Of course, a beard, all the men had beards. He awoke with a jerk, a cold sweat on his hands and face, but he remembered vividly his dream and instantly he went for his mirror in a vainWarch for facial hair. "Woe is mee, he cried aloud. "If only I had a beard I could go with my friends to the party at Squire Hill, as I have longed to Out of his league for these many months." He began to weep Suddenly, a bright light, one thousand times brighter than his desk lamp.'appeared in the corner of the room. Poof! Phones are inadequate Just as suddenly, the light vanished and in its place stood a man whom The Young Freshman had never seen before. The stranger was short and overweight: not immense, simply •By Mark Jordan Legan out of shape He wore a crumpled suit, spotted with coffee stains There's that great old In tne amount of time it this problem, many collect His eyeglasses and pipe lay on the desk m front of him. inanimate saying: "Long distance is the takes the operator to get down phone calls open up with objects among the papers and files scattered everywhere. • next best thing to being your name, number and the heart-warming conversation "Hev. what is this." The Young Freshman asked. there." Anyone who has ever number you are calling, you like this... "I am Dr. Synonym." the stranger replied. "Your fairy God- used the phones on this could have walked home and counselor." campus to call long distance spoken to the folks in person "HELLO? MOM. IS THAT "What? My fairy God-counselor! Look buddy, this ain t "Alice knows the saying should be: Once you get through, it's YOU?" in Wonderland." and I was just kidding with those "woe is me's" not much better. The volume "SON. ARE YOU and "longed to s". "Long distance is the next THERE?" best thing to talking to of the ringing sounds like the You must have got the wrong address, I didn't order any fairy dinner bell at a pygmy's "HELLO? HELLO? God-counselor." The Young Freshman said, a nervous edge in someone buried alive in a HELLO?' cave" house. Even when the person his voice. The connections are so bad answers the phone, you're "HELLO? HELLO? "Oh my." Dr Synonym asked worridly. "You mean you re not that calling Northern Virginia never quite sure if someone is HELLO?" The Young Freshman?" is like calling the slums of on.the other line. Because of (Continued on Page 23) "You see I had orders." the Doctor muttered while searching Guam. his desk for the green order form."Ah yes. here it is. I am to Maybe it's just my phone. assist you in your effort to. and I quote, "make the scene" at Maybe it's just my operator. Squire Hill Apartments." Maybe it's just the "Look Doc." The Young Freshman said. "That's just dandy Continental Telephone and I appreciate the thought, but ya see I need a beard " Company. "Like this." Synonym asked, proudly tugging at his own First of all, you have to get scragglv growth. past the operator to call the "Well I was thinking of something a bit fuller." The Young folks Freshman said. "Can I help ya?" "Sure kid," Dr Synonym agreed. "You go get ready and I'll "Yes, please. I'd like to set everything up." call collect to-" The Young Freshman dashed off and returned 33 seconds later "You have to deposit fullv showered and dressed, in Levi's and a plaid flannel shirt. twenty cents, please." He waited anxiously before his fairy God-counselor.who was "I' can't deposit twenty slightlv shook up after witnessing someone dress at the speed of cents, man. I'm using the light ' phone in my room." "Mv vou are excited." Dr. Synonym chuckled. "Okay, here's "Well, whadda ya want?" what we do. first. Super-Glue two socks on your face so they'll resemble the shape of the beard you want." The Young Freshman quickly obliged, spreading the glue EDITOR heavily on his cheeks, never stopping to question the absurdity Dwayn* Yancey of this request. MANAGING EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER "Now I'll just say the magic words, wave my pipe and presto, beard-city." the Docter said. Julie Crane John Voft Founded 1922 A low thunder-like rumble sounded in the room as Dr. Svnonym began the incantation "Witches. Warlocks. Frogs, and Toads. Ixna. Cramsnott. Butter, and Gelse To the press alone, chiejuerid as it is The Breeze is published every Tuesday and Friday with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs except when otherwise noted Change these socks into a beard which havt been gained by reason and humanity over Correspondence may be addressed to The Breeze, So this Young Freshman looks like everyone else." error and oppression."-James Madison. Wine-Price Building , Although lights and smoke burst out around The Young News editor Theresa Beale Letters to the editor are encouraged. All letters must Freshman's face. Dr Svnonym realized he had fouled up. but be typed, signed and Include the author's address. because The Young Freshman was new at fairy God-counselors Feature editor Steve Snyder Letters longer than 500 words may be used as guestspots at the discretion of the editor ;ind magic pipes, he never suspected anything would go wrcng Editorial editor Cutch Armstrong Dr Svnonym raced after the boy for 3 blocks, but The Young All material will be edited at the discretion ot the Sports editor Paul McFarlane editor Freshman was totally unresponsive as he boarded the bus for Photography editor Lawrence Emerson All letters, columns, reviews and guestspots reflect ■Squire Hill, two dirty socks still clinging tohisface_ the opinions of their authors and not necessarily those ot Graphics editor Dean C Honeycutt the editors of The Breeze or the students, faculty and 1'he Breeze welcomes letters and editorials regarding staff of James Madison university unsigned editorials k iSdWrftbr •n.va the price of oil to us and our anti-Shah policy can perhaps options (enter Staff and other sources including a allies and 2« our international be traced to a distrust of the congressional committee military posture In short, we Khomeini opposition The Washington Post, supported the Shah's movement's intentions, but .lanuarv :»5. 19791 monarchy for reasons of more probably deeper aspects An increasingly popular economic comfort ,and of modern American theme in these explanations is military advantage Was this commitments and values are 9 * Phones involved fry this exercise as that an "Intelligence gap" a good policv decision (Continued from Page 22) produced the failure The A strong case agaiast the a way of illuminating our "No. this IS Andy!" you intelligence gap explanations pro Shah decision current values Imagine a Although it's good to hear shout. presume that better can argued policy choice which must be mom's voice, this sort of "Listen bud. "the operator intelligence would have This case built '.ipnn the made between two options conversation gets tiring snaps. "Is someone gonna allowed the United States to leffersonian model of the Option A would increase the quickly take the fricking charges or come to the Shah's rescue spread of democratic ideals, level of economic and political If you are lucky, you might not?!" early enough to avert crisis offers the premise that- equity in country X. but get a connection with "some" Once you promise to pay Like so many self-produced American democracy in the decrease at least in the short volume. The catch is that your brother ten billion explanations for failure, this long run benefits by run the United States' along with the volume, you dollars, he gets your parents. one leaves fundamental movement anywhere in the military posture and standard have to put up with bits and "Hello. Mom? Dad? It's questions unaddressed world toward greater of living Option B would do pieces of other calls in me." The crucial question economic and political the reverse Which policv downtown Tokyo. One minute "Andy? Son? This is mom. regarding the American role egalitarianfsm A coalition of would you predict the United your mother is telling you to Could you speak up?" in the Iranian Revolution opponents oi the Shah has States would adopt? Which wear your gloves: the next "What? I can't hear you involves a policy issue, not an been offering a government choice should be made'' minute, you're getting an that good. Could you speak intelligence issiie With the committed to moving away Fditor'snote: Dr Rusching is order for three egg rolls and up?" support of opinion-leaders at from dictatorship While their an \ssociato Professor in the some egg drop soup. "You're gonna THROW very high levels and across ideology has not been put to Sociology Department. Here is an example of what UP? " Your mother shrieks. a long distance phone call to '"You've been drinking beer, the folks sounds like. haven't you? You no-good-" AAadisonman and JiAAmy U By Scott Worner "Hul-low?" your ten year "Mom. I'm having trouble old brother answers. hearing. Want me to call "We have a collect caH back, instead?" from Mr. Andy Cornell at "In BED? Who is in bed? James Madison University. Do you have someone in bed? Will you accept the charges?" You no-good-" the operator asks crisply. "Mom. I can't hear you. "Mam, that's my brother. I'll call later This line isn't so He's ten years old!" hot." "Hul-low?" your brother "POT?" Your mother mumbles. screams for your father. "Bri-bri." you yell. "This "WARREN, YOUR SON IS is Andy. Get Mommy. SMOKING POT! Listen, you Hurry." no-good kid--" "An-dee?" "I miss you. Mom. I wish "Yes, Andy. Your brother, we had a better connection. remember?" Bve" "Andy's not here. He went "What else? HUH? 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