Substitute Teacher from Hell Jass Richards
[email protected] www.jassrichards.com Cast: teacher (a woman in her 20s, wearing jeans) Set: The Classroom: teacher's desk (centre stage) teacher's chair (behind desk, facing audience) a two-sided flip blackboard (flips along horizontal axis) The Principal's Office: teacher's desk turned sideways teacher's chair to left of desk principal's chair (from offstage) to right of desk (plusher than teacher's chair) blackboard flipped with panelling and framed certificate and/or painting Props: chalk and brush (for classroom scenes) phone (for principal's desk, can be kept in drawer during other scenes) miscellaneous papers, files, etc. paperback copy of Romeo and Juliet copy of The Education Act prop box (on stage for Scene 19: Theatre Arts class only) with small stool sitting on top contents of prop box: suitcoat and tie, beard, large cucumber, small pickle Sound effects: class noise (30 minute cassette of, so volume can be controlled live according to scene's needs) bell or buzzer (to indicate class changes) Lighting: slight dimming between scenes Dialogue notes: The actor will pretend the principals exist (seated in principal's chair) just as she will pretend the students exist (one half of audience) - though audience participation should be anticipated and even encouraged if the actor is comfortable with some improvisation; when teacher speaks to audience as audience, her focus should be to the other side of the audience. ( ) indicates that implied student or principal has said something. Scene 1: (classroom) [Class noise. Bell rings.] [Teacher walks onto stage, carrying some files, papers, pens, texts, including Romeo and Juliet, all of which she puts onto the teacher's desk.