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CONTENTS

3 National Committee Members ULYSSES CLUB OF INC. NATIONAL COMMITTEE MEMBERS 4 President’s Report

The Editor President: Mike Dew #2415 6 367 Wairakei Road, Burnside Christchurch 8053 6 New Members Ph: 03 359 4949 Mobile: 027 283 0235 8 Treasurer’s Report Email: [email protected]

10 Administrations Report Vice President: James (Jim) Galt #5991 P O Box 5232, Frankton, Hamilton 3242 AGM Dates 2016 Ph: 07 847 2700 (bus hrs) 12 Mobile: 021 901 557 Email: [email protected] 14 Annual General Meeting

Branch News Treasurer: Stuart Burns #3703 16 P O Box 45, 3040 Ph: 07 349 1323 26 Article: The Great Twizel Ulyrection Mobile: 021 972 535 Email: [email protected] 28 Article: Update Twizel 25th

Anniversary Memorial Tree Secretary: Nicky Bright #7125 47 Kahu Way, RD2, Blenheim 7272 30 Article: Murray’s Cake Ph: 03 572 8588 (evenings) Mobile: 020 403 79715 Email: [email protected] 30 Article: Ohaupo Tree Church

32 Rider Mentor Update Committee: Jayne Mansell #5291 Flat 2, 22 Arthur Road, Manurewa. 32 Ulysses Survival Phone number 021 0346 555 Email: [email protected] 32 The Journey

Northern Odyssey Ride Committee: Jim Furneaux #2098 34 47 Ward Street, Upper Hutt 5018 Ph: 04 971 2893 38 Rallies Mobile: 021 244 2091 Email: [email protected] 42 Branch Meeting Times and Contacts

Administration/Membership/Gear: ULYSSIAN MAGAZINE PRODUCTION

Debby Morgan, PO Box 40218, Upper Hutt 5140 Publisher: Paul Lance Ph: 0800 ULYSSES or 0800 859 773 between 2:30pm and 5:30pm Editor/Advertising: Kevin Kinghan Phone: 07 862 6957 Mobile: 021 072 3636 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Design: Gemma Wild Email: [email protected] Keeper of the Remembrance Book: Printing: Image Centre Peggy O’Neal #2849 Email: [email protected] Distributon: Gordon & Gotch NZ

Ulyssian MAR 2016 | 3 MIKE DEW #2415 NATIONAL PRESIDENT PRESIDENT’S REPORT

hope you all had an opportunity to Enterprises) were fully investigated coordinators and secretaries. enjoy the festive season and welcome before awarding a contract. Just seen a Press release from ACC to 2016. In this edition of the Ulyssian you’ll where a Mr Carey Griffiths (from ACC) I So much for the weathermen getting also find an advertisement calling for states that 53 motorcyclists died on our it right when once again areas flooded proposals from members to coordinate the roads last year (48 riders and 5 pillion in the north and south over the holiday advertising in the Ulyssian and on the Club passengers). This is the highest number period. I can remember them saying in website. It is envisaged that the successful since 1998. Eight motorcyclists have August/September that we were going applicant will be remunerated by way died on New Zealand roads since the to have a long, hot and dry summer. Yes of a commission from adverting sales beginning of this year. The disturbing they were right for November and up to with all terms being agreed in a contract feature of these deaths is that the majority late December. Even now in late January/ between the parties. Please check out the involve male riders over the age of 40. early February there’s been the odd night advertisement for more details. One fatal crash involved a 54 year-old when it’s been cool enough to turn the During the year the Natcom members who was on a learner licence and another heater on. Never mind, the weather is telephone the branch coordinators at 54 year-old also on a learner’s licence going to improve in March when hundreds was caught travelling at 162km/h. This of motorcyclists (some in cars and in highlights a real issue that we are dealing motorhomes) will flock to Westport for the with. It concerns older male riders who Ulysses Club National Rally. are overly confident and often riding bikes This is the first time in our history that that are beyond their experience and a National Rally and AGM have been “Eight motorcyclists capabilities. Nearly three quarters (73%) held on the West Coast of the South of fatal crashes occur on the open road Island. Early registration numbers are up have died on New where a loss of control can be deadly. and hopefully this will continue until the He also stated that ACC’s Ride Forever closing date on February 29. The Buller Zealand roads programme provides all bike riders with Branch doesn’t have a big membership, the opportunity to improve our riding so it would be great if we showed them since the beginning skills, knowledge and capabilities (I fully our support in attending this event. I’m of this year. The agree with that statement). As we know sure it’s going to be a great weekend. ACC is a no fault system, so their press You might have noticed in the Natcom disturbing feature release doesn’t state how many riders minutes that we will have a new were at fault in these fatal crashes. contractor managing the Club website of these deaths is At the end of the day we can continue from April 2016. Net Enterprises Ltd (Paul to complain about the way ACC present Willard) has been awarded a contract to that the majority these figures, but the facts are that redesign and manage the Club website involve male riders 53 motorcyclists (riders and pillion and Facebook page. passengers) died last year on our roads Many thanks to the current Webmaster, over the age of 40.” and we have to get this number down. William Glendenning #1916 (Web-Enz), Also a reminder that the Coordinators for all the work that he has done in setting and Natcom meeting will be held on up and managing our website since 1998. Friday March 18 at Club Buller (used to It was at the 1998 Club AGM held in be called the Workingmen’s Club), 44 Dunedin that approval was given for work least three times. The reason for these Queens Street starting at 1:00pm. If the to commence on a website for the club calls is to maintain a good two-way branch coordinator / president is unable (www.ulysses.org.nz) and which came communication link between Natcom to attend then a committee member is “on-line” around March the same year. I’d and Coordinators and to receive any expected to stand in for them. As a last also like to acknowledge all the extra work feedback on issues affecting the Club. resort a branch member can stand in that William has done for the Club at no One suggestion received in January was for the coordinator. Remember you’re charge in maintaining this site. Your efforts to reduce the joining fee for partners representing your Branch membership have been very much appreciated William of members. At our meeting on the 16 at this meeting, so your input is very and our thanks also go to Yvonne who has January it was agreed that the joining important and valued. supported you throughout the years. fee for a partner would be $10 instead See you in Westport. This website review has been very of $35. The $10 joining fee covers the Take care, stay upright and be alert. time consuming, as we wanted to cost of the name badge and postage. ensure that all the options being offered New membership application forms have Mike Dew # 2415 by the two parties (Web-Enz & Net now been forwarded to your Branch National President

4 | Ulyssian MAR 2016 ULYSSES 2016

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AUTOMATIC RIDING APPAREL cover - $5,000 (indemnity value) any one claim per year.

Option to have REPLACEMENT RIDING APPAREL cover - $5,000 (REPLACEMENT value) any one claim per year. Premium for Ulysses Members $50 plus GST. (Normally $75+GST)

DISCOUNTS DISCOUNTS DISCOUNTS – Age Discounts, Multiple Bike Discount (conditions apply), Loyalty Discounts, Trike Discounts, Named Rider Discounts and the Restricted Usage Discount – this is now based on riding less than 7,500km per year, per bike! (was 5,000km)

LOWER EXCESSES – The standard policy excess is now $250 (plus underage excesses applying), $500 theft excess and on approved track days a $750 excess only will apply.

RIDE FOREVER If you complete a Ride Forever training course, provide us with your certificate and we will apply a NIL excess for one claim within 12 months of completing this course.

Call us on 0800 65 62 64 and ask for Leonie, Annaliese or Brandon if you have any queries.

KEVIN KINGHAN ULYSSIAN EDITOR EDITORIAL

Last day for s the Ulysses Club heads into There is an advert in this issue for an submissions for another year, there appears advertising coordinator. The traditional the next Ulyssian to be a common thread in the advertisers don’t have the budgets magazine is May ABranch News. How do we from the good old days, and with lots of 10, 2016. attract more members, younger members, and generally secure the Club’s future. The most positive thing about that is “The most positive that everyone seems to be on the same thing about that is that of communicating with Ulybods. page. Between the like minds, I’m sure Meanwhile, back to your Ulyssian - the solution will be found. With ever everyone seems to can I beg for more photographs of you more distractions available, it isn’t just a lot doing your thing? The bike doesn’t Ulysses issue. In fact it’s not even simply be on the same page. have to be the star of the photos but if a motorcycling issue. There are more Between the like you can have one somewhere in the sports and pass-times available at the scene, it makes your articles come to click of a button than we would have ever minds, I’m sure the life. Remember, the Ulyssian is also considered. With around 2800 members, solution will be found.” something you can show people that are the Ulysses Club is quite an entity. looking into joining, so share it around, Encouraging younger riders will also, use it to attract new members - and hopefully, keep the rest young at heart different media, both bricks and mortar remember to stop and smell the roses on too, so keep asking them to come along and online, it makes sense to amalgamate the ride. While smelling the roses, whip for a ride. the two and offer them a diverse method out the camera for posterity...

NEW MEMBERS

Membership Membership Number First Name Surname Branch Number First Name Surname Branch 09345 Peter Groves FAR NORTH 09371 Neil Davis 09346 Mark Taylor HAWKES BAY 09372 Roger Judd AUCKLAND 09347 Wayne Williams NORTH HARBOUR 09373 Clive Dinmore NORTH HARBOUR 09348 Debbie Williams NORTH HARBOUR 09374 Chieng Khong AUCKLAND 09349 Leigh Earnshaw NORTH HARBOUR 09375 Frank Witowski NELSON 09350 Warren Rose KAPITI COAST 09376 Derek Stratford NELSON 09351 John Finlayson FAR NORTH 09377 Peter Wilks NELSON 09352 Stewart Woollett MANAWATU 09378 Harry Handley NORTH HARBOUR 09353 Eugene Berryman-Kamp ROTORUA 09379 Wayne Peters TAUPO 09354 Peter Riddell MANAWATU 09380 Trish Lurman TAUPO 09355 Gavin Mitchell WELLINGTON 09381 Nigel Katene TAUPO 09356 Robert Huitema NELSON 09382 Bruce Vincent CANTERBURY 09357 Laurie Petterson WAIRARAPA 09383 Maree Vincent CANTERBURY 09358 Murray Anderson WHAKATANE 09384 Tracy Currin CANTERBURY 09359 Murray Barrett CANTERBURY 09385 Michael Schnackertz MARLBOROUGH 09360 Murray Wise CANTERBURY 09386 Anthony Mullen MARLBOROUGH 09361 Steve Clarke CANTERBURY 09387 Elliott Crawford AUCKLAND 09362 Neale Gilbertson WESTLAND 09388 Geoff Crawford AUCKLAND 09363 Dennis Paulsen NELSON 09389 Tracy-Lee Crawford AUCKLAND 09364 George Drayton CANTERBURY 09390 Colin Skeats WESTLAND 09365 Danny Star AUCKLAND 09391 Toni McEwen NORTH HARBOUR 09366 David Mitchell AUCKLAND 09392 Keith Patterson NORTH HARBOUR 09367 Geoff Pullin MARLBOROUGH 09393 Shelley Shanley NORTH HARBOUR 09368 Nicky Pullin MARLBOROUGH 09394 Diane Thompson NORTH HARBOUR 09369 Russell Montgomery MARLBOROUGH 09395 George Louis NORTH HARBOUR 09370 Colin Kennedy CANTERBURY

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At the 2015 AGM it was agreed that the articles, branch news, etc. Set out below is my report on the club Annual Financial Report would not be The December 2015 Report which has financial position which accompanies the included in the Ulyssian as a means been audited, is available on the club Financial Report. of saving costs and ensuring that the website and a copy has been sent by magazine space can be utilised for email to each co-ordinater.

TREASURER’S REPORT

It is a pleasure to present my second member would purchase. attending. However, if you have detailed report since taking over the role of During the year Natcom has made a questions to ask at the AGM it would be National Treasurer at the 2014 AGM. concentrated effort to control expenditure helpful if I could be advised in advance so The 2015 Accounts show a Net deficit and this is evident from a review of the I may check records beforehand. of $7,822 compared with a deficit of Income account. However, one area that Thanks to our Administrator, Debby $14,721 in 2014. While total expenditure we have seen a significant increase in Morgan, without her assistance the for the year was consistent with the expenditure is in relation to the magazine. Treasurer’s job would be impossible to previous year our income showed a slight The issues around the magazine and do on a voluntary basis. It has been a increase. Subscriptions remained fairly future costs were fully discussed at the pleasure to continue my role on Natcom consistent with the new members closely Coordinators’ meeting in October and set and be able to contribute to debates matching those resigning from the club. out in recent issues of the Ulyssian. and activities of our club, beyond the Lower interest rates had a slight impact The net assets of the club have financial ones. on our income this year, compared to the reduced by $7,987 over the year to previous year. $182,453, with $46,540 of these assets Stuart Burns BMS, FCA #3703 Members will note the surplus this year tagged for Rider Safety Training and AGM National Treasurer on the History Book Trading account Equalisation. Members should also note Email: [email protected] which is mainly due to the fact that many that a further $107,357 of funds on hand Phone: 021-972-535 branches have decided to purchase at balance date represent subscriptions Date: 12 January 2016 the national book stock that they were relating to future years. holding. As I mentioned in my last report Overall, the position of the club is I would urge members to download and the stock of books on hand at balance satisfactory and with the increase in review the Club’s 2015 Financial Report. date are now held at a valuation amount subscriptions from the 2016 year this As usual if any member requires further and this has been reduced again this should continue in the short term. information on any matters raised above, year. We still have a plentiful supply of I would be pleased to respond to any please feel free to contact me. book available for sale, it is a good read questions about the accounts at the AGM Stuart (Smokey) Burns #3703 and something that I would hope every or by email or other means for those not National Treasurer

ADVERTISING COORDINATOR

The Ulysses Club of NZ Inc. National Liaise with the magazine editor way of commission from advertising Committee is seeking proposals and club webmaster in relation to sales with all terms being agreed in a from club members in relation to the placement of the advertising in the contract between the parties. provision of services to the club to respective media coordinate the advertising in the club Handle the invoicing to and receipt Proposals should be forwarded by Magazine and website. of monies from advertisers Thursday 14th April 2016 to: The role will require applicants to: Fully account to the National Sell advertising for inclusion in the Committee in respect of the activities The Secretary, club magazine “Ulyssian” which is relating to the role. Ulysses Club of NZ Inc produced quarterly and also for the It is envisaged that the successful P O Box 40 218 club website. applicant will be remunerated by Upper Hutt 5140

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Date 29-Jan-15 29-May-15 27-Aug-15 30-Nov-15 5-Feb-16

Newest Member 9173 9266 9307 9362 9395

Current Members 2845 2804 2846 2899 2617

Lapsed Members 5400 5528 5524 5520 5787

Resigned Members 555 559 562 564 607

Deceased Members 382 386 387 392 398

Life Members 15 15 15 15 15

Deceased Life members 5 5 5 5 5

Odyssey Medal Holders 23 25 25 24 24

Ulyssian Receivers 2707 2676 2715 2759 2489

NZ Directory Members 2348 2330 2368 2417 2191

Couples Sharing Ulyssian 101 102 106 111 107

Overseas members 25 19 19 19 18

Membership figures membership will have to pay an additional Gear Sales As I write this report, there are still some $10 late payment fee, this includes two It’s pleasing to see that some branches 236 members who have yet to renew members residing at the same address are taking the opportunity to bulk purchase or advise they will not be renewing and are taking advantage of the 10% gear items. This not only helps keep their membership. The trend of natural discount applicable in this regard. moving the items I have for sale, but is an attrition of around 200 members per year opportunity for branches to make a small is quite commonplace across all hobby Membership cards profit on sales to the branch members. organisations, however it still significantly I am sure many of you who have recently Overall sales direct to members has affects a Club and the cost of membership. renewed your subscription have been been fairly slow, but hopefully you will all I would like to ask you all to encourage surprised by the membership card turn- take advantage of what will be on offer at those past members who have not around time. the AGM Rally in Westport in March. renewed to do so, to ensure the benefits The deal we have with Star Insurance of membership can be maintained. for the production of our cards has seen a Raffle Tickets Your National Committee work very considerably better result than in previous If enquiring about raffle tickets, please hard to keep the many benefits of years. These days cards are ordered one contact National Committee member belonging to a nationwide organisation, at day and received within three working Jayne Mansell, [email protected]. the same time making sure everyone is days. This is especially important at this considered a valued member of the Club. time of year when many of you wish to use Talk soon Those who have now renewed their your cards for travel on the Inter-Islander. Debby – National Administrator

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AGM DATES 2016

Close AGM Address for Branch Venue Time Positions Date of Date nominations Nominations Cruising Branch Secretary, P,VP,T,S, AUCKLAND 7-Mar-16 Club, Orpheus Drive, 07:00 PM 7-Feb-16 26 Mt St John Ave, 4 Com Onehunga Epsom, Auckland 1051 Branch Secretary, BULLER 7-Apr-16 Coordinators residence 7pm C,S,T, Com 7-Mar-16 71 Snodgrass Rd, RD2, Westport 7892 Cashmere Club, Branch Secretary, 29 Aston CANTERBURY 17-Feb-16 88 Hunter Terrace, 8.15pm C,S,T, 5 Com 15-Jan-16 Drive, Waimairi Beach, Christchurch, 8022. Christchurch 8083. Branch Secretary, Hikurangi Fire Station, 3 C,VC,S,T, FAR NORTH 1-May-16 11am 1-Apr-16 63 Morgan Rd, Titoki, Alfred St, Hikurangi 6 Com Whangarei Branch Secretary, C,VC,S/T, GISBORNE 5-May-16 Tatapouri Fishing Club 7.30pm 5-Apr-16 3 Pothutukawa Grove, 3 Com Gisborne Branch Secretary, HAWKE’S BAY 6-May-16 Taradale RSA, Napier 7.30pm P,S,T, 4 Com 6-Apr-16 48a King St, Taradale, Napier Waikanae Pub, Branch Secretary, KAPITI COAST 5-May-16 7.30 pm C,S,T, 5 Com 5-Apr-16 Waikanae 24 Kereru St, Waikanae Branch Secretary, KING 5-May-16 Riverside Lodge, Te Kuiti 7.30pm C,S,T, Com 5-Apr-16 1 Les Munro Pl, RD6, COUNTRY Te Kuiti 3986 Branch Secretary, Bunnythorpe Tavern, MANAWATU 10-May-16 7.30pm C,S,,T, 3 Com 10-Apr-16 99A Schnell Dr, Palmerston Bunnythorpe North 4414 Red Cross Rooms, C,VC,S,T, Branch Secretary, MARLBOROUGH 21-Apr-16 33 Redwood Street, 7.30 pm 21-Mar-16 up to 8 Com 23 Bary Street, Blenheim Blenheim Club Waimea, 345 Branch Secretary, 5 Oxford NELSON 23-Feb-16 7pm C,S,T, 4 Com 23-Jan-16 Queen Street, Richmond St, Richmond, Nelson 7011 Pupuke Golf Club, Branch Secretary, NORTH 231 East Coast Rd 7-Apr-16 7.30pm C,VC,S,T, Com 7-Mar-16 P O Box 100 054, NSMC, HARBOUR Campbells Bay North Auckland 0745 Shore NORTH Criterion Hotel, 3 Tyne C,VC,S/T, C/- 25 Itchen Street, 4-May-16 7.30pm 4-Apr-16 OTAGO Street, Oamaru 3 Com Oamaru 9400 Otago Motorcycle C,VC,S,T, Branch Secretary, 73B OTAGO 3-May-16 Club Rooms, 7pm 3-Apr-16 5 Com Factory Road, Mosgiel 9024 Clark Street, Dunedin Branch Secretary, St. Johns Office, Pereriki ROTORUA 1-May-16 7pm C,S,T, 4 Com 1-Apr-16 P O Box 103 Street, Rotorua Rotorua 3040 145 Wicklow Street, P O Box 476, SOUTHLAND 15-May-16 11:00 AM C, S/T, 3 Com 15-Apr-16 Clifton, Invercargill Invercargill, 9840 Inglewood Club, Moa Branch Secretary, 192 Kina TARANAKI 4-May-16 7pm C,S,T, 4 Com 4-Apr-16 Street, Inglewood Road, RD31, Opunake C/- Neil Mason, 52 Mahoe TAUMARUNUI 12-Apr-16 RSA, Taumarunui 7pm C,T,S, 3 Com 12-Mar-16 Rd, RD2 Taumarunui Shop 5, Sun Court Arcade, Cosmopolitan Club, TAUPO 12-May-16 7.30pm C,S,T, 3 Com 12-Apr-16 Plaza 19, Tamamutu St, Taniwha St, Taupo Taupo 3330 Citizens Club, Branch Secretary, P O Box TAURANGA 19-Apr-16 9.15pm C,VC,S,T, Com 19-Mar-16 13th Ave, Tauranga 338, Tauranga 3140 Community Rooms, Branch Secretary, TOKOROA 13-Apr-16 Gate 1, Tokoroa Hospital, 7.30pm C,S/T,4 Com 13-Mar-16 22 Baird St, Tokoroa 3420 Maraetui Rd, Tokoroa

12 | Ulyssian MAR 2016 AGM DATES 2016

Close AGM Address for Branch Venue Time Positions Date of Date nominations Nominations Branch Secretary, Bridge Motel, TURANGI 9-Mar-16 7.30pm C,S,T,2 Com 9-Feb-16 2A Poihaere Street, S H 1, Turangi Turangi 3334 WAIHI- Paeroa RSA Club, c/- P Howat, RD5, THAMES 15-May-16 2pm C,S,T, 4 Com 15-Apr-16 Belmont Road, Paeroa Thames 3575 VALLEY Commerce Club, 197 C/- Tom Jones, C,VC,S,T, 4 2-May-16 Collingwood Street, 7.30pm 1-Apr-16 20 Leyton Place, Com Hamilton Hamilton 3200 Services and Citizens 159 Stronvar Road, R D 6, WAIRARAPA 16-May-16 Club, 8pm C,VC,S,T, Com 16-Apr-16 Masterton 5886 Essex Street, Masterton RSA, St Hill Street, Branch Secretary, 8A WANGANUI 5-May-16 7.30pm C,S,T,5 Com 5-Apr-16 Wanganui Chester Road, Secretary, Petone Workingmens WELLINGTON 10-May-16 8pm C,S,T, 4 Com 10-Apr-16 12 Woolwich Close, Whitby, Club, Udy Street, Petone Porirua 5024 Hokitika Chartered Club, Branch Secretary, 42 Bonar WESTLAND 13-Apr-16 7pm C,S,T,4 Com 13-Mar-16 Hamilton Street, Hokitika Drive, Hokitika Branch Secretary, 381 Ohope Chartered Club, WHAKATANE 13-Apr-16 7.30pm C,VC,T,S, Com 13-Mar-16 East Bank Road, RD3, Bluett Road, Ohope Whakatane 3193

Key: C = Coordinator, P = Branch President, VC = Vice Coordinator, VP = Vice President, S = Secretary, T = Treasurer, S/T = Secretary/Treasurer, Com = Committee

1. This Branch AGM information Notice has been compiled from a combination of information provided by branches and details from last year. No responsibility is taken for errors and ommissions caused by any brnach’s failure to provide the information which has been requested. 2. For nominations you may use the Generic Branch AGM nomination form appearing below:

GENERIC BRANCH AGM NOMINATION FORM 2016 THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC.

I nominate: Member No. #

For the position of: {please circle one} Coordinator Branch President Vice-Coordinator Branch Vice-President Branch Treasurer Branch Secretary Committee Member

Nomination accepted by: Date:

Nominated by: Member No. #

Seconded by: Member No. #

All nominations are accepted with no pre-conditions

Ulyssian MAR 2016 | 13 ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING

THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NZ INC. ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING

Venue: Solid Energy Centre, Cnr Pakington & Domett Streets, Westport When: Saturday, 19 March 2016 at 10.00am

Meeting Agenda

1. Welcome and Greetings 8. Matters arising from report 2. Apologies 9. Coordinators’ Meeting Report 3. Minutes of AGM held at Tauranga 2015 10. General Business 4. Matters Arising 11. Odyssey Medal Presentation (if any 5. President’s Report forthcoming) 6. Matters arising from report 12. 2017 AGM - presentation 7. Treasurer’s Report 13. Election Of Officers

Minutes of 2015 AGM – General Business Subscription/ Tauranga Westport AGM Membership Renewals The Minutes of the National AGM held in Please note that only those items of Please check on the address label of Tauranga on 11 April 2015 are available General Business or Members Questions your magazine. If the renewal date is on the Club website. Refer to the home which are notified in writing, (including December 2015, then you have until 1 page, the link is just under the notice for by email) to the National Secretary February 2016 to pay your membership to the next AGM in Westport. by Saturday, 31 January 2016 will be avoid having to pay any late fee. Please accepted for discussion in General note that if your membership is not Remits/Resolutions Business at the AGM. current at the time of the National AGM Please note there are no remits or then any postal vote cast will be invalid resolutions to be voted on at the and although you may attend the AGM, 2016 AGM. you will be unable to vote.

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14 | Ulyssian MAR 2016 ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING

NOMINATIONS FOR NATIONAL COMMITTEE WITH THE PROPOSER & SECONDER ARE…

Nominee # Nominator # Seconded # Incumbent President Michael (Mike) Dew 2415 Bob Tanner 2877 Bruce Wood 7237 √

Vice-President James (Jim) Galt 5991 Lawrence Gosnell 8430 Stephen McLardy 5721 √

Treasurer Stuart Burns 3703 Andrea Thompson 5500 Peter van der Maat 8136 √

Secretary Nicky Bright 7125 Jim Furneaux 2098 Mike Dew 2415 √

Committee Jim Furneaux 2098 Maggie Bath 2700 Bob Bath 1362 √ Jayne Mansell 5291 Stuart Burns 3703 Jim Furneaux 2098 √ Vacant

We have a vacancy for a Committee member due to the withdrawal of a nomination after the closing date. Accordingly there will be a call for nominations from the floor made at the AGM. If more than one nomination is forthcoming a vote will be required.

Please contact the National President (Mike Dew) if you require any further information on what’s involved (time & effort etc.) in filling this position.

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Auckland My Last Report Yes after 5 years it is time for me to step aside and let someone else have a go. I have enjoyed serving the branch and the club, it has not been all plain sailing but it has been fun. Health concerns and a new job were the final reasons for my stepping down, but I had felt at the end of last year that it was time to move on and let someone else have a go. My personal feelings about having a time limit for all roles is more in favour of us setting down length of terms in office - 5 years max would be my suggestion. But for now I will be taking a long overdue rest and just enjoying some riding. I will transfer to Ulysses NZ’s 30th Branch that was formed, that being the North Harbour Branch. Which I am proud to say was formed during my tenure as Auckland Branch President. Auckland Rally 2015 North Harbour meets just 5 mins up The Auckland Rally was a hoot and those the road from where I live and no traffic that attended were treated to a great time, to contend with whereas it is an hour and we finally got a spit roast that was plus to get from home to the Auckland to die for. “Pork Chop” being our master meetings, I will continue to visit Auckland chef. We returned to the traditional way meetings but this will be on my bike of cooking and catering with folk pitching which will halve the travel time. in peeling spuds and kumara and our two Auckland continues to grow and is great cooks in control Bob Leeper and approaching the size we were when Tony Brighthouse. Breakfasts of Bacon the North Harbour branch was formed. Sausages scrambled eggs baked beans Who knows, we may see the formation or spaghetti with toast and jams, for those of Ulysses NZ’s 31st branch - a who like their cereal there was a great Counties ? In the not range on offer. Those who did not join us too distant future. sorry but you’ll just have to book in early

for this year’s rally, one that I will definitely be attending. I managed to do the Chateau to Plateau ride again this year, like many other fundraisers the numbers were down; this is a sad situation but one that seems to be being repeated all over the country. This year we made it to the Plateau for the first time. We travelled some beautiful countryside, had great riding conditions and most of all the friends that we rode with and stayed with made it the most enjoyable weekend. This bought to mind for me that it’s not so much the destination that counts but the journey and those who we journey with that counts. We are looking forward to doing it again next year.

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ARHT 21st Fund Raising Ride Canterbury Tales and I am sure will available to supply his Well this was a great day. We had around Doesn’t time fly when we are all having vast knowledge when needed. 600 bikes on the ride, give or take a few, fun? What a busy few months we have Till next time. See you all in Westport. counts varied on both ends of the ride had and I am assured that everyone has Stephen Orpwood 2119 so have taken the figure that was at the been behaving a little disgracefully, as Canterbury Coordinator start. Unfortunately a third of the bikes in we should. the ride were held up at the first red light, Like most people Christmas came producing quite a large gap between the and went with a lot of time spent with Hawke’s Bay Happenings two groups, hence the discrepancy in family and friends - some with a like We are now well into organising our End the count. I would have to say this was mind, which was great. A lot of members of Summer Rally and it’s great to see the most orderly and well controlled ride put more than a few miles on the clock the teamwork that is being put in by all that we have had and been on in all my and completed the Helicopter Hunt, the Hawke’s Bay members, many have years. This I think we can put down to helping raise funds for the local rescue put their hands up to help in all sorts of the pre organisational discussions with unit. Afterall, they have picked up and ways, some in the background, some in the Police and the Police assistance/ transported a couple of our branch the foreground but any help is gratefully supervision of the ride. It was pleasing members over the years. Thea and Pete appreciated and the culmination will to see representatives from many of our put this ride together and it has gone be a great rally and an even greater neighbouring branches, Hamilon, Thames- down well with those who completed the Ambulance ride on ANZAC day. Waihi, Taranaki, to name a few, sorry if I questionnaire - well done. The summer riding programme is also missed any, then there was representation Over the next few months we have well underway with the Diet Club Rides from Natcom, so a big thanks to all those plenty on the runs list and if you are in on Tuesday evenings, The Summer Wine branches that took the time to support town.,look us up and join the crew for the rides on Wednesday mornings and some our fundraiser ride. We also had groups day, the knitting club is all over the area great Sunday rides organised and a from NZ Bikers, Harley Riders, BACA, depending on the weather and who is couple where we are planning on meeting Tribesmen, and Hell’s Angels. It is good around for their Wednesday Run. It would up with other branches. to see all the different groups joining in appear they are not all retirees, and a lot On Sunday 14th February we had a and we need to encourage this and we of shift/weekend workers are joining in the ride up to Wairoa and also had five of our need to support their fundraisers also. fun. By the time you read this Valentines members, including myself, attending the Everyone was well behaved and the Day will be over, but our runs committee Templeton Ridesafe course held in Napier. Police only had to have a chat with a have put together a brunch run and it One of our members, Chris Hughes, couple of riders, but all in all I must say a looks like it will be well supported, so kindly organised this for us but big thanks and congratulations to all who more on this next time, maybe. unfortunately, as he had done the course participated in the ride and of course a big Plans are well in hand for the St John shortly before, was unable to attend. thanks to Jayne for her efforts in setting Run held on ANZAC Day and we would The training was carried out to a very up and co-ordinating the event. Our guest love to see you all here for this, it will be a professional level whilst still being a rider was Phil Gough and it was great to great day. good laugh and it seems everyone had chat with him and have him on the ride, Members are looking forward to something to learn. He has requested to become a member Westport and have been making their The last time I took on any training was of Ulysses Club, so I am getting the plans for some long rides to get there, ten years ago in England, so I knew some paperwork underway, so it looks like we some via the “Guss Rally” in Nelson and of the skills I had learned then had gone will be welcoming him into the Club in the others via Invercargill and all places in rusty or disappeared completely, and this not too distant future. Phil will be standing between. was quickly proven a soon as we tackled for the Mayoralty of Auckland City so we A lot of members have taken up the the low speed manoeuvring. It was as if wish him well in the upcoming election offer for the ACC sponsored training with I had completely forgotten how to do it! for the job. We cleared $4,500 on the day many completing the Silver and Gold Being one of only two Cruisers attending and still have tee shirts for sale we will be sections. To achieve this they normally the course I wasn’t filled with confidence, making these available to all branches and need to take a day off work and as course seeing all those shiny sports bikes and any others who wish to purchase them in numbers are limited I believe some have vastly more experienced riders, I thought I support of the ARHT. We will get an add had to book a wee way out. Don’t forget was stuffed. out to you all and remember this is a great to claim your refund from your club via But with a little bit of time and a lot of service one that we need to support and your branch. This also applies for first Aid listening, within five minutes I was leaning all funds raised go to the ARHT. We will training as well. the Boulevard over like a sports bike, be presenting the ARHT with a cheque in Our branch AGM will be over by the Not only that, due to me opening my big April. time this comes out but I would like to mouth when I shouldn’t have, Andrew Well that’s all from me look forward to take this opportunity to thank the outgoing Templeton had used my bike for the seeing you on a ride or two. members on behalf of the branch. Our demonstration, so that proved that the Ride Well and Ride Safe and Grow Old long serving branch secretary is standing only problem would be the idiot perched Disgracefully. down after 7 years in the seat and Bob’s on top of it - me. Rob Bissett #7822 smiling face and disposition will be All the things we all take for granted Auckland Branch President missed. We know he will not be far away when we are out on the road can, over

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time, diminish from our conscious/ this in?’ (yep, along with an apology for subconscious and leave us now and dropping the ball with your report last again stranded or in trouble. I can’t month…Kev) It’s been a great summer recommend highly enough getting on for riding and today returning from our one of these courses and putting a new club ride the temperature reading on polished edge on your skills - you never the bike was 32degrees while riding and know it may save you one day. I, for sure, when parked it got to 38degrees! (Why know it will help me as I have a mental do motorcyclist wear black?) \It sure was block on left handers - right handers no good to get hold of a cold drink and find problem. I can get the footboard down all some shade. the time, but due to many of our members What’s been happening in the renaming the last corner into Poranaghau Manawatu? Basically, we’ve been getting “Tiny’s corner” where I had a slight target into gear since the festive season and of fixation problem and did some slow speed course making hay while the sun shines. grass cutting, yes, lefthanders were Our Ulysses 2016 started with a club definitely a problem. That now has been summer BBQ on a perfect evening and 41 cured and the left side hero knob has in attendance. We presented two 25 year been worn down to prove it. badges at that function to Brian Pearson Go on, swallow your pride, grab your and Peter Palmer. We had four members balls and give it a go. reach the 25year milestone in 2015, with As always, remember you never see a Jens Jorgensen and Val Ottaway receiving motorbike parked outside a psychiatrist’s their badges earlier in the year. A Thursday office twilight ride saw a large group off for a 1hr ‘Tiny’ Tim Stewart #8959 back road ride, finishing in Feilding for a Ulysses Club Hawkes Bay steak meal. Monthly meetings are again in Westport which is only weeks away Branch President underway and also our programmed rides now, all bookings done and confirmed. of which today’s was to Herbertville. The See you there. only negative at this time of year is the Bruce E Manawatu News liquid tar on the hot days! #2796 Greetings from Manawatu. As always it’s great to see new faces I was asked today “ have you done your joining us, and with our rides list out for report for the next Ulyssian”? We are the first part of the year we look forward to Above and below: Herbertville apparently past our deadline for the next seeing more of them. Top Right: P Palmer magazine but perhaps Kev can squeeze I write this looking forward to the AGM Below Right: B Pearson

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Marlborough Musings Nelson’s Nibblings Hi all. As I’m sure we are all weather Happy New Year everyone! Hopefully watchers, you must be all jealous of the it’s a year of growing the membership weather the top of the south has been by finding innovative and exciting new providing for our summer riding season. ways to attract the younger members to But with the bullshit aside I think all of NZ our club. can be happy with the summer it’s had, Nelson is still continuing with its varied unless you’re a farmer and a motorcyclist. rides calendar every Sunday. We also For Marlburians, we have some dates continue to meet every Saturday at you need to keep in mind… Speights for a coffee from 10am till 12pm. ANZAC Day – This is a first for our Recently we have even re introduced a Rescue Services fundraiser to be held on Wednesday evening Fish and Chip ride the Public Holiday. Fingers crossed for a along with our popular monthly Club night. good turnout. We also offer a slow riding practise on Branch AGM – April 21st 7.30pm Red Thursday nights from 7 till 8pm during the Cross rooms. summer daylights saving hours. Many of you like what our branch Overnighters have again kicked off is about and there are many good this years’ rides program with our annual suggestions about how it could be taken ride to Karamea, which I believe saw a forward to a new level. But, what we really record number attending and all levels need is YOU. How about coming along of disgraceful behaviour. I hope a written and joining the Branch Executive and report will be forthcoming and revealing! sharing the load of running a successful This year will see our branch AGM branch. It cannot only be about leaving it moved to the 23rd of February for the up to the same people all the time. first time to facilitate any new coordinator Have you been following the changes the opportunity to prepare for their first ACC have made to the Ride Forever coordinators meeting which will of course training programme? Have a look at their be at the National Rally and AGM. This website www.rideforever.co.nz - it just year we are attempting to provide a guest keeps getting better. speaker for the first time to add another How about the $30 from your bike dimension. Here’s hoping our members relicensing fee that goes to MSAC – have will support this. you checked their website lately and Most branches will go into a period checked what they are spending the of transition from time to time where money on www.msac.co.nz new ideas and processes are tried, to As part of our Ulysses Club mentor streamline and refine the way we do review team I have some updates. As things. The purpose of this is to make life progress has been hampered by waiting easier for a social club of riders. Even for decisions and seeing what National though we are a club of over 40 year olds organisations (ACC) do and how this fits we need to move ahead and look at ways in with what we think our Club requires it to attract and retain younger members. is all starting to come together now. March will see us holding our bi-annual The Institute of Advanced Motorists GUSS rally on the weekend of the 11th (IAM) motorcycle division are growing of March and that will be a precursor for their membership throughout NZ. If the National rally and AGM to be held you’re keen to expand your road craft in Buller on the following weekend. I am and maybe take your riding to a new looking forward to hosting you all and level it would be well worth a look. then enjoying the festivities that Pete www.iam.org.nz Graham and all his crew are going to For non Marlborough based Club put on for us. So please make Nelson members if you are ever passing through a stopover on the way to the National Marlborough see what we are up to via Rally as we have some of the best the link on the Club website and come motorcycling roads anywhere in New and join us in our patch of this beautiful Zealand. Take a trip over the Takaka Hill country. or just gently wind your way down the Don’t forget we meet every Saturday Buller Gorge to Westport. morning at 10am at the Old Orchard Café So until then, stay safe, and stay in Rapaura Road for coffee and a chat. upright. See you at the GUSS and Enjoy the Ride! National Rally! Kevin Bright #7124 John Macdonald. #7528

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North Harbour News Otago’s Opus Natcom into having a website. He met We must have struck it lucky on the Our Christmas BBQ at Long Beach, Port the cost for the first five years, at which way to and at the ‘Burt’. We got pushed Chalmers was a ‘howling’ success. A very time the site was fully revised and he around by the wind but had very little rain windy day and fortunately we were located did a subsequent redesign. Quite some - what a great event. We were Burt (Burt on the sheltered side of the hills. Out of time later, payment eventuated through Munro Challenge) virgins; must try to get 60-odd members the lunch attracted seven a proper pricing structure. From April, there again this year. cars, one motorcycle and one scooter. My William will cease this role after 18 years The North Harbour Branch Xmas excuse for the car was I was bringing the putting in the hard yards and a huge Dinner & Dance was well attended and BBQ but for the other 14..? thanks goes to William for this. enjoyed by 130 members, partners and The Ulyssian was hardly inspiring if you Those of us in the Southern region visitors. This was a great way to wind look through the Rallies pages. Page 41 will no doubt be looking forward to the down the year. “Mayhem in February” - sorry Whanganui spectacular ride up the West Coast to the Our Branch has lost 18 members who but if any mayhem does occur, the AGM. 20 Otago members attending at have not renewed which is disappointing; motorcamp will have you out on your ear. Westport – and we are all looking forward we have emailed everyone twice plus the The rest of the rallies are also at camps to riding the winning raffle bike back home. notices from NatCom Admin so I guess – why? What about a little sophistication, Henry #7595 they’re not coming back. On the positive surely most people can afford a motel. I side we started the year with seven new just don’t get it. Ulyssians spend thousands members who’ve done their second event on their motorcycles but begrudge paying Southland Ulysses and will be introduced at our March Club for a motel? Flag the magazine and have a Welcome to 2016 – the weather down here Night, so our membership will stay stable very simple website and use the savings to in Southland is excellent riding weather at 200+. recruit new members. and many bikers are ‘hitting’ the town. Unfortunately the North Shore Back home, Kevin from Xtreme We stopped to speak to two bikers from Cosmopolitan Club clubrooms which Motorcycles was to give us a talk in Holland (consulting maps etc, looking were our meeting place have been November on Bluetooth equipment for our for camps) so we had a bit of a chat and closed down due to financial difficulties. bikes – however he forgot to turn up, but they are here for some time – they’ve Fortunately the Pupuke Golf Club on East this brings me to something else I don’t completed the North Island, much of it Coast Road has allowed us to use their get – phone calls and music available secondary roads – they’ve been avoiding lovely clubhouse and have given us a in your helmet. Motorbiking is generally SH 1 if possible. A group of 50 bikes great welcome. Our club night is still the associated with wide open roads, wind from Denmark, visiting the Burt Munro, first Thursday of the month (except this through your hair and a sense of freedom set up at E Hayes and Sons – they too March) and we have the clubhouse to etc. not to be interrupted by utterances had covered quite a bit of the South, ourselves. Next time you’re on the Shore from the back seat and as for music, my starting point being Christchurch. Always call in and share a beer and a meal with bike has a lovely set of cut pipes and interesting to have a bit of a chat. They us; we have a professional chef and a since I travel at less than the speed of were also to do the Richardson Truck well stocked bar. Some of us have joined sound I can actually hear them. Museum which is now open and very as Social Members and go up on a Friday In December, we had the Police Southern interesting – got to allow plenty of time to after work for dinner and a beer. Road Policing Senior Sergant talk to us. cover that. Good Café/Restaurant there I have just got back from the Auckland His key topic was alcohol, but we were as well. Rescue Helicopter Charity ride; it is a more interested in the foreign drivers taking For ourselves, most rides have been shame these rides are not supported out kiwis and motorbikers. Around 25% of impromptu ones – the selling of raffle like they used to be. We all want the fatalities in the Southern Lkes are caused tickets being a main excuse. The weather helicopter to pick us up if we have an by foreign drivers, yet they only make up of course has been absolutely fabulous accident, so giving them a couple of a few per cent of the vehicles on the road! and most are taking advantage of same. hours and a $10 donation once a year Where is the focus on this? Our last Dine-out was in December is no big hardship. The same applies At our January meeting, attended by 25 and these are put on hold during Jan/ to the Waikato/Cambridge Toy Run. members, Rick from MCR spoke about Feb whilst most are holidaying, spending Branch members put a lot of work into motorbike brake maintenance, operation family time – whatever. organising these events we should and checking your machine. Concerns Our last Dine-out was at the Cheeky support them. about using cheap Chinese rotors which Llama at Queens Park with a continuous Our Branch AGM will be held on April 7 last for short duration – and nothing beats supper and it was all of that – very pleasant. at the Pupuke Golf Club; by the time you the proper gear. We have a few attending the AGM in read this nominations will probably be Something new for our Club is a Westport – a long ride for most of us and closed (8th March). Nominations will be Garage Sale which is being held on April one or two going on four wheels. We wish published via Mail Chimp and our website 9. All our members will be contacted for a Westport all the best for a good event. - if you want to do a postal vote contact contribution (unwanted Christmas gifts?) Ride on – the Branch Secretary n.harbour.sec@ with half the proceeds for the Westpac Wish you all safe and happy riding and ulysses.org.nz Rescue Helicopter Trust. good health Wayne Painter #1756NZ. William Glendenning started in 1998 Jill W #474 North Harbour BranchPresident doing the Ulysses website after talking Southland

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Taupo Monday. ‘Old Boy’ John Delatour took us rally and the AGM in Westport next month It has been a while since we had a report to his cousin’s museum at Cricklewood and that should be an awesome couple from Taupo. We have a very active branch station in Nuhaka for a nosy, a cuppa and weeks cruising the top off the Mainland, here with lots of new members in the last a feed, much appreciated by everyone. led by our fearless leader Ian. year since Jan and I moved here from We have coffee every Saturday That’s it for now, hope to see a lot of Auckland. There has been an influx of JAFAs morning at 10 at Pub n Grub on the you in Nelson or Westport. to Taupo and according to our immigration lakefront, so call in when in Taupo. Cheers, officer, we have now shut the gate. About 15 of us are off to the Nelson Rick Kosterman #7552. We have organised rides every second Sunday and we have been everywhere: Mokai, Ohope, Napier, Te Kuiti etc,etc and all done superbly by our rides coordinator, Grumpy. He is not really grumpy, he just looks that way. We have just come back from a 4 day trip to Mahia on Anniversary Weekend with about 20 members and partners. Grumpy’s family kindly lent us their bach for the price off a pig, raised by Paul and Evonne with scraps from everyone else. We also had the use of the bach next door. It was an awesome weekend with lots of frivolity. We rode down through Napier and Wairoa on Friday and back through Gisborne-Opotiki-Rotorua on

Above: At Cricklewood station in Nuhaka. Below: We have found a vegetable to cook for lunch in Mahia.

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Tauranga Branch at least 10 members attending. I am told have to report that we farewelled one of Since our last letter we had our annual their course was slightly different to that our founding members, Bill Hollis #437, Xmas lunch at the McLarens Falls Café. of RiderQaul, so it will be interesting to on December 18th. Bill had planned his We had a really good turnout and even compare notes. service and the casket was carried in by though it rained a bit, we were able to Ride Safe family members. Bill’s cut-off and Rally enjoy our food and have some good Swanie badges, along with his hat and a can of laughs with giving out the Xmas pressies. #7475 his favourite brew were on the casket In December we had four motorcycles lid. After a moving service and many assist with marshalling on the Tinman memories shared, Ulysses members Triathlon and on the 9th January we had Waihi carried Bill out to the hearse. About 25 eight allocated motorcycles and then We have some amazing people in this bikes accompanied Bill on his last ride Trevor came along - because he was great Club of ours. Long time Branch around Whangamata. bored at home and was missing doing his member, Murray Gray #637, was recently Clive Richardson #184 normal lead bike stint to help out at the awarded his O.B.E. (Over Bloody Eighty) turn around point - which the organisers at a lunch organised by Hamilton’s David did not have a marshal for. Thanks to Coy. This was held at Waihi Beach R.S.A. Wairarapa Whisperings those guys who gave up their time to help and David pointed out that Murray had Happy New Year to all Ulyssians and their out. The money we collect from those two completed 15 Rusty Nut’s 1,000 mile families. May 2016 be a great one. events gives us $1000 which we donate Challenges (1600km) to be completed Although I personally haven’t been to the Rescue helicopter. in under 24 hours, the last on his 75th on many rides up until mid January, the Nine of us attended an (ASMA) birthday. Apparently only two other riders Branch rides have been well attended. Accident Scene Management course in have completed more 1,000 milers and Ten members of the branch had a January run by Pro Rider. It is focussed they’re half Murray’s age. Although great weekend ride early January. They on what to do when arriving at a Rusty Nuts is no longer active, Murray travelled on the least direct route to motorcycle accident and you are the first decided to celebrate his 80th by riding Napier on a bunch of windy roads that person there. Specifics like when and how another 1,600km with two mates, which saw us around the back of Waipukurau to remove a helmet and how to put injured they did under the 24 hours. Awesome, and somehow through Clive then Napier. people in the recovery position were of I got tired riding 370km back from New Day two saw them travel over the Gentle interest. Everyone enjoyed the course and Plymouth after New Year. Annie to Taihape. The day was perfect if you were the unlucky patient (myself) Our Xmas party at Milby’s Lodge at to take in the magnificent scenery of this who JT had to remove the helmet from, East Cape was well attended and enjoyed route. Night two was spent in Ohukune you came away with a bonus dislocated by all. with a quick trip up to the ski lifts to take jaw. But we had a fun time while learning Our mid week dinner rides are also in the view before dinner and bed. Day some really important skills. With nine of proving popular with up to 20% of three started with ride from Raetihi to us having done the course, it is hoped membership turning up each fortnight Pipiriki and through to Jerusalem. Then that when we go on our Sunday rides at a different café or picnic area on the lunch at Wanganui before hitting the road there should be at least one member who Coromandel. homeward. I was disappointed to miss has done the course. As I write this we are counting down this one but I am sure it will come up on Two members did the Silver Training to the 23rd Valley Rally to be held on the the calendar again. course with Pro Rider in January, so when outskirts of Waihi. Andy and I missed this ride as we we do the GOLD course we should have Finally, on a more sombre note, I were in the UK. When we first decided

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to go I contacted Steve, the Secretary Cafe, Warlow Mires in the Peak District Above: Andy and I with our National of the Great Britain Ulysses Club, who of Derbyshire. As the weather was a bit Rally 2017 Gnome with members of lives fairly close to where we were miserable we all travelled by tin-tops. the Great Britain Ulysses Club. staying. Andy and I joined the Great Two of the members even travelled Britain club when it first started up, with three hours from Liverpool to meet Andy being an ex-POM. On the Great up, which was amazing. One of these there are no branches as yet but with Britain Club website, they have a forum was a New Zealander who is going to membership building rapidly I am sure page which members create discussions try and plan a visit to New Zealand in there will be several branches before so Steve posted comment that we were 2017 and incorporate the National Rally too long. Was great to see how other heading over and to see if anyone was in Wairarapa. Great Britain Ulysses is clubs are run and the Great Britain one interested in a catch up. So on January still in its early stages and members is very well organised and has some 3 we met up for coffee at Yondermann do not have membership numbers and interesting souvenirs.

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Wellington Anniversary weekend was on properly, but recovered), when leaving on how the Westland Branch has been a busy time for our Branch, with the Whakamaru I noticed a flat rear tire, I’ve going; it can be described in one word New Zealand Classic International Cycle got the repair gear but we couldn’t find – Great! Membership continues to grow, racing in the Wairarapa from Wednesday the hole, but luckily the Tauranga Ulysses so a big shout-out to our new members, through to Sunday which is a major turned up for a petrol stop and one nice Terry Duthie, Colin ‘Sketa’ Skeats and fundraiser for our Branch. Thanks to Rex girl had one of those foam tire fillers so we Gilby; we hope you enjoy the camaraderie Bateman and his crew of road marshals used that and it worked on my tubeless that the Ulysses Club offers. for making this event the success it is. We tire. Will have it checked out tomorrow. With the silly season over, members had a pot-luck ride for those not needed On the last stretch home I was attacked have been out and about frequently mid for the cycle race on Sunday which ended by a wasp and ended up with a sting in week. Wednesday Twilight Rides have up going to Norsewood for a coffee. my neck. Still a nice ride of 540km. Next been reasonably well attended with loads Then as Monday was a holiday we had will be Paeroa Races and then of course of different destination choices. Also our a gymkhana at Brian and Jo Bosch’s our own Mayhem in February Rally in weekend rides have been very popular property which was attended by 16 club Mangatapopo. By the time you’ll read this - our rides coordinator does a great job. members and locals alike. Featuring I will be packing for the AGM in Westport Several Westland members attended slalom courses, obstacles and slow riding and hope to see a lot of you there. I’ll be the Longest Day and the Helicopter Hunt courses then a dash up the hill to finish. touring the South Island after the AGM and rides, all enjoying the occasions. The Brian supplied a BBQ for lunches to be will be in Invercargill during Easter playing Sound of Thunder at Ruapuna and the cooked on and a great day was had by all with the mokopuna and the bunnies. Moutain Thunder meeting at Methven along with a few sunburnt faces. Thanks Our meeting dates have changed from aren’t too far away either, I’m sure several Brian and Jo. the first Monday of the month to the first members will be attending. Coming up I am looking forward to THURSDAY of the month. The Wanganui The annual Top of the South Run last attending the National Rally/AGM in RSA decided to close on Mondays and December was well supported with 20 Westport. We have a contingent of 23 the original planned Tuesdays didn’t attending the four-day trip away. It’s plus the Wairarapa Rally Gnome will work out because it clashed with other always popular with loads of fun and be attending which is magnificent for a bike groups, so let’s hope everybody misbehavior. A mention to those that club of 50-odd. A group of 17 is doing a is happy now. Within a few months our think they escaped a fine at the traditional bit of a tour before hand and will attend own AGM will come up and hopefully we Hanmer fines session on the Sunday the GUSS Rally in Nelson the weekend can interest a few more members to join evening - I can categorically confirm you before then a leisurely ride over the next the committee. It’s always nice to have have not escaped as you may feel. Your week meeting up with the rest of our a few new faces around and a pair of cases have been deferred to a higher group in Blackball for a night at the Hilton extra hands will be handy to share the court due to the severity of your offence - before travelling up to Westport. Look load. I’ll have to get my act together to your time is nigh… forward to meeting a lot of you there. start the end of year reports as soon as It was a sad occasion to farewell Karen Wilson I am back from Westport. Glad that the Helen Boakes from the branch last year, #7787 Bike Raffle tickets have arrived and I am however the farewell dinner with Helen checking out a few potentials; always fun and Gavin was well attended at the to do and I am almost sure it is my turn Kaniere Hotel, who put on a superb meal. Wanganui Nitty Gritty this year. During our last meeting we said Westland’s loss and Hawke’s Bay’s gain. Hi all. goodbye to Bryn Kendrick, he is moving As I’m sitting here indoors in my air Hope you all survived the silly season; to Christchurch. We will miss his company conditioned lounge room, I’m looking I did and was back just in time for it and his input into our branch, good luck in outside at a crystal clear blue sky with before the first frosts started hitting the Mainland Bryn and Lyn. a 24degree plus temperature outside - Holland. Has been a nice warm summer It is always funny writing these magnificent Coast weather. Who would here in Wanganui and we have been out stories because you know by the live anywhere else? We get a fair bit and about. time everybody reads it, will be six of borax chucked at us due to the odd No planned rides in January but some weeks later and a lot has happened in millimeter or two of rain but this place is of the DIY rides went on of course and I between. Rides and weekends have awesome at times; must check my water did a few “family” trips around the Island. gone, planned activities might have tank – it’s probably getting a bit low… The turnout for our Xmas ride/Lunch was changed and of course the seasons are The National AGM in Westport is a bit disappointing but our Toy Run was changing as well and we’re all thinking approaching with great haste, so if you’ve very successful; the committee did a good about zipping in the thermal liners while not registered please do so; it’s so much job as did all the helpers during the Boxing reading about Christmas. That’s it for easier for the organisers if the registrations Day Races; our Secure Parking and our now folks, a shortie for a change. are in early. I commend and congratulate Stand at Taupo Quay both had a busy day. Cheers...Piet #1255 Pete Graham and his team hosting the first In February we’ll have started our “normal” ever AGM on the West Coast and I’m sure activities; we did a run to Whakamaru via it’s going to be a great success. Bennydale and Pureora forest, not the Westland Ferals On that note I’d like to wish everyone a best start of the New Year runs. Only two Hello again from Westland. safe and happy 2016. turned up, I lost my rain suit bag (not tied It’s that time again for another update Grub #5457

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ARTICLES THE GREAT TWIZEL ULYRECTION

he “droop” is something we blue pills whereas for the latter there are normally put down to the much larger blue pills, and these were ravages of advancing years; administered around the trees drip line Tbut not a malady you would by a bunch of Canterbury Ulybods on readily associate with a young, strong 09/12/15. mighty Oak (Pin Oak to be precise), It all started with an email message from but unfortunately that’s exactly what former National Treasurer and Life Member happened. However, there are cures, and David Coy who had noticed the sad state in the case of the former there are little of the tree on an earlier ride thorough the

26 | Ulyssian MAR 2016 Sutherland, Rob Attrill and myself, all Watering complete; but we’d also noticed from Canterbury, to ride to Twizel on that the grass in the area look pretty Wednesday December 9th with a 5 litre green so Allan spoke with a couple of water container and a packet of slow maintenance blokes who said there were release fertiliser pellets. Forecast for the in fact sprinklers all around the area but day of the 600 odd k return trip was for it seems very little of the water is actually fine sunny weather, but we all left the BP reaching the tree. in Rolleston at 7.30 am in light, but pretty A further discussion with the obliging cold, drizzle, thank you Met Service! ladies at “The Musterers Hut” resulted Graham, however, was convinced that in us being able to leave the 5ltr water it would all change once we reached container and a note book with them, for Burkes Pass and he was spot on, and the the convenience of any of our members ride alongside Lakes Tekapo and Pukaki who might be in the area and willing to give was just stunning. the tree another drink. We also thought area. Davids’ concern was then discussed Was great to arrive on site and see the that it would be great if those members by a small group from Canterbury who work Duncan’s mates had put in, which maybe bought a tea or a coffee from the were having tea during one of our regular obviously made our job a little easier. cafe at the same time; as there’s nothing FishnChip Ride evenings. Branch member Seems the tree may have had a wee like a little reciprocal business to keep all Duncan Mill immediately mentioned that growth spurt so our first job was raise the sides happy. Please just put the date of he had contacts in Twizel and would try ties, to remove any trace of the “deadly your visit, your name and your branch in to arrange for the tree to be staked and droop”, then excavate the immediate root the notebook too, it’s useful for us to have supported; all of which happened within a area and bury the big blue pills around the an ongoing maintenance record. week of the discussion, problem number drip line. Next step was a visit to the local We won’t be down there again until at one thereby sorted. Cafe “The Musterers Hut” a mere 100 least mid March 2016 so any inter branch Next problem was “ongoing long metres from the tree and ask if we could support we can get will be gratefully term care”, which prompted a group, fill our 5 litre water carrier; which we did accepted, it is after all “OUR TREE!” comprising Allan Richards, Graham from their very conveniently located tap. Bob Tanner 2877

Ulyssian MAR 2016 | 27 ARTICLES UPDATE TWIZEL 25TH ANNIVERSARY MEMORIAL TREE

ollowing the concerns of several he did state that any extra water and members regarding the state attention we could provide when visiting of the Twizel 25th Anniversary would be beneficial to the tree’s ongoing FMemorial Tree, Natcom health. I confirmed with him we did have contacted the Mackenzie District Council. an arrangement with the cafe owners who I received a prompt reply which was very have stored a watering container for us. pleasing. Garth Nixon is the Manager in Garth also mentioned that the spring charge of Community Facilities and he growth commences later in their area contacted me directly by phone. due to the altitude, so the fact that Natcom’s query was in respect of the tree wasn’t showing any green leaf the Council’s planned management of in November is not unusual. Most spring memorial trees planted with their approval growth starts in November. There is quite a in parks and reserves. Garth advised that there is no policy as such, and that all trees planted on council grounds are treated with the same care and management. “It is young and will Garth advised that he had visited the tree, and stated that he felt it was take several years doing well at this stage. He confirmed to get it’s “feet that the area receives water from an automatic watering system in the lawns, down” after which it so the tree would get water when the area surrounding it is being watered. However should thrive.”

difference between the two photos (Nov & Dec) taken last year which proves that fact. I felt satisfied with his answer, in so far as he confirmed there is a watering regime for the area so the tree isn’t going completely without water. He held a personal viewpoint that staking trees is not always beneficial as they are then protected to an extent that their roots don’t establish strong connections. Their climatic conditions mean that a strong tree will survive so it’s better to let it swing in the wind thereby laying down stronger “foundations” in the soil. His overall demeanour was favourable and I’m sure that the tree hasn’t been neglected. It is young and will take several years to get it’s “feet down” after which it should thrive. Nicky Bright #7125 National Secretary

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MURRAY’S CAKE The Waikato-BOP Thursday Lunch Ride Group held a surprise OBE (Over Bloody Eighty) lunch for Waihi Member #637 Murray Grey on 7 January at Waihi Beach RSA. Long term Ulyssian Murray is a legend among NZ distance riders having completed 15 of the Rusty Nuts 1000 milers, the last one when he was past 75. That’s beyond disgraceful, it’s tough; riding when the sun goes down, through the night and still riding when it comes up again. Only two others did more of the Rusty Nuts 1000 milers than Murray and they were almost half his age. Picture shows Murray cutting his OBE cake.

OHAUPO TREE CHURCH Over 30 members of the Waikato- BOP Thursday Lunch Ride Group visited the Ohaupo Tree Church on 14 January. Over the past four years professional arborist and former Hamilton Branch Coor- dinator Barry Cox has created a stunning garden on his 7-acre property about 20kms south of Hamilton. The central feature is the magnificent Tree Church. Barry gave a presentation to the group explaining how he came upon the idea, what he has done so far and plans for the future. The Tree Church is open to the public on Tuesdays and Sundays over the summer. Picture shows Barry addressing the group inside the 100-seater Church. A highly recommended, must see. Website: www.treechurch.co.nz for details.

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RIDER ULYSSES MENTOR SURVIVAL The question I ask you… Of the current UPDATE 2,700 Ulysses members, the majority are over 50 and an alarming number are over MARCH 2016 70. A very small number are in the 40 to 50 age group. Going forward, how are we going to survive? Most of you will be aware that a sub-group made up of Jim Furneaux, The fact of the matter is, if we continue John McDonald, Kevin Bright and myself have been doing some work down the path we are now riding we around improving mentoring within the Ulysses club. This has been won’t! We must be proactive! We are ongoing for some time with a couple of periods of inactivity for one leaders in the motorcycling community reason or another. and we need to be seen as desirable and Most recently we had a teleconference to discuss the work that we a great club to join. Not only a bunch of had completed so far and if we thought we were heading in the right boring old farts, acting disgracefully. direction with what we were doing and how this would be beneficial to We need to promote ourselves and be the club. prepared to get out there and show we We looked at these questions from a business case point of view have real riding experience with a lot to and concluded that to spend large sums of club funds on developing offer other motorcyclists. Although we and implementing a formal mentor assessment and accreditation are a bunch of social riders who enjoy system is no longer viable for the following reasons: riding and support motorcycle related We asked the question who from within our own branch charities, we now I feel have to do more membership has formally asked one of the branches mentors for and be more welcoming of rider’s under assistance? 40. There are no young new members None of us could recall any formal requests from branch members, coming into our club! That age group and so if we are investing money in having mentors available for our own older people looking for a new adventure members then we would have a very small client base. or who perhaps have never ridden need For any branch members who would like to do some formal training to be our focus. there are other options in the form of Ride for Ever courses which are The future is in our hands but the available nationally, are facilitated by accredited providers and are question is; are we just going to sit on based off the same road craft system. In most regions there is more them (hands) and do nothing? How than one provider. can we actively get out there and show There is also the IAM option in some regions, the four of us are these people firstly, motorcycling is a fun all involved with the IAM on various levels and this is a path that we and safe activity to get into and that the have individually chosen to improve our own riding. Ulysses Club is a great club for riders of We all agreed that the mentor scheme has benefits on a less all ages. Let them come and ride with formal level in that having mentors on branch rides or riding regularly us and don’t let the ‘40’ age limit be a with branch members and consistently demonstrating “Road Craft” barrier. If the majority of you feel we need techniques would positively influence the riding techniques of to stick strictly to the age of 40 before others over time. For this reason, we feel that we need to keep the joining then great! Just don’t make it a mentoring concept going but in a different direction where branches barrier for younger riders, after all they have proactive riders that actively assist with rider safety in the might be your sons and daughters or branch, region and neighboring branches that others look up to. grandkids you are excluding! In short we There will still be a need to ensure that the riding habits of any need to promote inclusive fun and safe new mentors are at a suitable level and the initial thought is that one motorcycling for all. of us could make ourselves available to go for a ride with a mentor Please give these comments some candidate, this may be done when we are going to be in the area for thought, discuss them with your riding other reasons and would take some coordinating. mates because if we don’t, we may see in We also identified that there are other club members who are IAM the near future, Ulysses slowly die. Let’s members who could assist with this. To ensure that our own riding has not deteriorated we envisage that do it while some of us still have some we will get together periodically and go for a ride to cross check each energy to do something about it. other; the upcoming AGM in Westport would be an ideal time to do this. John Macdonald #7528. Ride Safe Lawrence (Goose) Gosnell #8430

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ULYSSES 257 The Mall Onehunga, Auckland THE JOURNEY Email: [email protected] Phone: 09 636 5296 It is said that we are living one big journey; from birth to death. Every now and then, a journey comes to an end for one buy sell trade of our Ulyssian mates. The passing is quickly spread through the grapevine. Everyone checking to see if other mates know. Leather bike Discussions on the road trip to get there. Beds being offered. Rides (pillion) being offered so that others had jackets, opportunities to get there too. And so another journey begins from homes all over, Pants & boots gathering other friends along the way. As these riders Large seLection of near the final destination, they encounter similar groups. Often there is a coffee /refuelling spot and more of the new & used Leathers small groups are becoming one big group, all united in their grief and love untill finally all riders are at ‘the point’. The point of the ride, the beginning of the final ride for their deceased Ulyssian. More riders trickle in. Everyone cash Paid gathers to say their last goodbyes and to express their condolences to the grieving Family. There is a quiet peace amongst the riders who are usually rambunctious, noisy, laughing, joking and generally living to the motto “Grow Old Disgracefully”. But never on these days. There is a ceremony to attend. Each one is a reflection upon the recently departed and their Family. Often we discover the richness of this person’s life and pride ourselves on knowing him or her, and being involved, even in a small way. After the ceremony is completed, everyone is invited to a venue where we chat and partake in light refreshments. Then the Ulyssians begin to relax and let their hair down. The talking becomes a little louder and the jokes more robust. The tales too. When you get a group of Ulyssians Learn here... together, there are a lot of tales to be told. Finally, the time has come and cannot be delayed any ...ride the right line anywhere longer, for the return trip back to their respective homes. Some may have come a long way and have quite a journey ahead of them. There is a time to reflect; on our mates, on our families, on Ulysses, on life. How it is, who we are, how different we are and what we share. California Superbike School have training days suitable for all riders from beginners to experienced on any Though we are a very diverse independent bunch of type of bike - cruiser, naked, sports, race. motorbike riders, we all share in the Ulysses Family. Whether we group together for occasions or remain email: [email protected] individual, we are a Family and we support each other in www.californiasuperbikeschool.co.nz this Journey of Life. Jayne Mansell #5291

Ulyssian MAR 2016 | 33 ARTICLES NORTHERN ODYSSEY RIDE

Day One The ride to Picton from Christchurch Napier’s Marine Parade had NO It’s nice when you plan a trip weeks in is one I never get sick of. It either spells VACANCY signs up, but on the western advance and the weather gods allow you the beginning or end of an adventure in side we found a motel for a reasonable to follow the bad system up the country. the north. The ferry crossing was slightly rate and then proceeded around to the We had planned leaving on January 4 lumpy, filled to the max, and unfortunately waterfront bars in search of a meal. to catch the 10.45 sailing from Picton, a necessary evil, but it was on time and Found a bar with a Sunday night “steak weeks ahead. As the bad weather rolled we rolled off the other end, heading special” which was pretty appealing, through on January 2-3 the forecast for toward Napier via SH1. Out through although there were some “conditions”. the following week was looking pretty Shannon and the Manawatu Gorge and I asked the barman what the conditions sharp. Pulling out of the driveway at 6am onto SH2, which we followed to Hastings were and was told, “Well it has to be into a rising sun was a great way to start for the first three checkpoints and then Sunday for starters!” the adventure. onto Napier for the evening. The trip had been enjoyable, with only

Napier Wharf

34 | Ulyssian MAR 2016 Above: The road into a few spots of rain as we chased the Donneraille Park remainder of the front north, covering Below: A room with a view 718km. After a couple of beers and dinner and about two pages of my book, I was reading the same line twice!

Day Two The leg from Napier through to Opotiki would have to be 600km of motorcycle heaven. It doesn’t get much better than this and it is easy to remove several thousand k’s worth of tyre over this winding and demanding piece of road. But first, a trip up to the Bluff Hill lookout. I don’t know about you folks but sometimes I hate the GPS. Mine has the ability to take me some odd ways to a destination but then again… maybe it’s the programmer! The Domain looks out over the Port. There were no ships in and you have to admire the ability of the people that can manoeuvre large vessels behind the seawall for loading the logs, which looked more like matchsticks from our vantage point.

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It was a brilliant day, a forecast high into little spaces, and enjoying the Above: The largest Poutakawa on of 20 degrees. What more could one summer. It was nice to see happy smiling the planet ask? We followed SH2 out of Napier kids, revelling in some of New Zealand’s Below: That’s it!! and I was so focused on enjoying some best. The road was superb, the scenery well-engineered 45km/h corners that I the same, and we arrived in Opotiki with completely missed the question at Lake another 626km added, worn the sides off Tutira so had to turn around and do it all the tyres and looking forward to a beer. twice more! We have regularly stayed at the old Wairoa is, well it’s Wairoa. I know Masonic Hotel in Opotiki. It has now got a the local council is trying to get more very interesting twist to its Irish theme … businesses into the area and I wish Indian Cuisine! them luck with what must be a hard row to hoe. Turning onto SH35 made for a Day Three nice inland ride, away from the coast, By comparison to yesterday, today and we detoured off to a local camping/ was a doddle, without the high level of reserve, Donneraille Park, which is close concentration required when working a to Tiniroto. A picturesque wee spot in the winding road. We turned off SH2 towards 21km, and runs from south of Te Puke middle of hard farming country. It’s little Ohope and stopped at the “free spring to Papamoa, making a quick transition wonder that they still use horses in this water” tap and yes it’s worth a stop. from the Matata straights to Tauranga. part of the world for stock work. While we were there, several car loads On the way back we took the “scenic” There was no need to venture into of locals stopped to fill water containers route through Te Puke and the huge traffic Gisborne and managed to answer the but I didn’t see anyone leave a donation! reduction made a pleasant detour. question, skirt around the edge and get After Matata we headed for Tauranga to Back through Matata and on to fuel on the Northern side. see the Hairy MacLary sculptures that Kawerau and Murapara. Just as we were We had several stops on the way are on Tauranga’s water front. It was leaving Murapara on SH38 a late model through to Opotiki. Tologa Bay, Tokomaru great to see the kids fascinated with Holden commodore pulled out of Kopuriki Bay, Te Araroa, and Te Kaha, the home the selection of sculptures. The bronze Rd and was, well let’s say he was of Willie Apiata. From Gisborne around to statues that could be crawled on were exceeding the speed limit to a point that Opotiki there were people camping on the well polished by a myriad of little bums I was not comfortable, and was pulling side of the road next to the beach, with that have slid over them. away from us. He was in the distance a tents at all sorts of odd angles, crammed The Tauranga Eastern Link toll road is wee way when we turned off to go to the

36 | Ulyssian MAR 2016 Kaiangaroa village to answer the question We were spending the night in Rotorua warm temperatures. As we weren’t there. Returning to SH38 it wasn’t long as the next day was off to Auckland to catching the ferry until early Saturday before we could see some flashing lights visit family. It was an easy day covering morning, we decided to go and check out in the distance. Sure enough, the man 416km. the National Aquarium in Napier. It was in the Commodore was talking to some well worth the $20 admission fee. Back very agitated police officers with lots of Day Four on the bike and through to Woodville pointing and arm waving. I wouldn’t be What can I say? The ride from Rotorua battling a strong nor - west wind on the surprised if he wasn’t walking from there! up SH27 and across to SH1 via Tahuna beam all the way. Palmerston North was and Ohinewai was okay. At Ohinewai our destination so on with wet weather we were on the expressway/motorway gear and got through the gorge dry! right through to the Johnson Hill Tunnel Decided we may as well go further south just north of Orewa and then a short hop and got drenched and hammered by to Sandspit. Did the reverse of all that the wind so stayed in Levin for the night in the afternoon back to Hamilton and - 487km for the day. The next day - back back to Rotorua. It was good to be well to Wellington. It was great to get on the south of the Bombay Hills again and we road home, with the familiar coastal route had covered another 627km. I was very signalling the end of another adventure pleased most of Auckland was still on and 441km for the final run. holiday and the traffic was light! This is the second Northern Odyssey I have done and thanks to David Coy Day Five and Jim Galt for putting this adventure The last leg of the Odyssey ride for us. together. These rides get you to the Above: 3D mural in the National It rained from Rotorua till about 10ks places you fly by thinking…I must stop Aquarium before the church, which was our last there…one day! Below: Hairy & Friends question, and then into nor-west and Michael Green

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Runs & Rallies

MARCH 5 – 6 Frankton Thunder, Hamilton (see Facebook for details) 6 Cambridge to Hamilton Toy Run, Waikato Branch Tauranga Ulysses 11–13 GUSS Rally, Nelson Branch 18–20 National Rally & AGM, Club Rally Westport 20 Kapiti Coast Toy Run, Kapiti Coast Branch Date: 16th May 2016

31 Northern Odyssey, final Venue: Waihi Beach Christian Camp, 48 Seaforth Rd, Waihi Beach. date for Entries APRIL Cost: $50 per head, includes accommodation, Saturday breakfast and evening meal, Sunday breakfast. On Friday night you can visit the local RSA for a meal or there are 3 Tauranga Ulysses Toy several local takeaways. Run, Tauranga Branch 23–25 End of Summer Rally, Hawke’s Bay Branch Name Ulysses No 25 St John’s Fundraiser, Canterbury Branch Pillion Ulysses No 25 Northern Odyssey, finishes Address MAY 20-22 Tauranga Ulysses Rally, Email Waihi Beach JUNE Phone 17–19 Not Final Okataina Rally, Enclosed Entry Fee $ Closing Date: Friday 13th May 2016 NOTE: Ulysses events in BOLD If you require a map or receipt please enclose a self addressed envelope. I agree to For more details of each event abide by all rules and regulations for the event and will hold blameless all organisers see ad at end of The Ulyssian, and officials connected to the event, for injury or damage while attending or travelling or Ulysses website – www. to or from the event. ulysses.org.nz or, contact local Coordinator or, use Google. Coordinators: to have your Signature Rider significant Runs & Rallies included in the R & R list for future editions of The Ulyssian Signature Pillion please advise David Coy at: [email protected] two weeks Please send to: Tauranga Ulysses Club, PO Box 160, 7th Avenue, Tauranga. OR email before the edition deadline. completed form to - [email protected] Thanks. Queries to 07 543 3042 or 0275 862 121

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AKITIO – ULYSSES OVERNIGHTER – GET TOGETHER – RALLY (hosted by Kapiti Branch Ulysses)

DATE – SAT 10th DECEMBER 2016 VENUE – AKITIO COMMUNITY HALL – OPEN FROM MIDDAY SAT.

BYO= BREAKFAST and DRINK (tea, coffee, sugar and milk provided) COMBINE THE ANNUAL – WOODVILLE LIONS – “SUZUKI COAST TO COAST RIDE” – WITH THIS EVENT AND HAVE AN OVENIGHT STAY. See www.eventfinder.co.nz for info on the “Coast to Coast Ride”

The hall has several bunk rooms availale downstairs these have limited sleeping for 50 people only, (first in first served basis) you need to supply your own sleeping gear, ie sleeping bag, pillow etc. Camping is also available, but again you provide all your sleeping requirements. The hall has good amenities, toilets, showers etc. The large kitchen is well provided for, a commercial type, it has microwave, kettles, toasters, gas hobs, stove, fridge, freezer, all cutlery, pots, plates, cups etc, also a nice outdoor BBQ availale. Good safe bike parking. There is a small store, and fish/chip shop available which is just a short walk along the road, the will be open till about 7.30pm. They also have a selected amount of liquor for sale. Boat Club Bar will also be availa- ble, after the “coast to Coast’ Ride. Come and ride some great sealed Back Country roads out to the coast, enjoy a nice relaxed atmosphere with other Ulyssians, walk along the beach, enjoy a relaxing evening, and if you wish sleep (limited room) on the large covered upstairs deck and watch the sun rise over the ocean in the morning.

Cost is $40 per head for the night, INCLUDES EVENING MEAL. For Bookings please email [email protected] (remember 50 is the cut off for beds) no booking no bed. CUT OFF DATE FOR BOOKINGS 30TH NOVEMBER. You can pay Kapiti Ulysses Branch BNZ 02-0720-0111956-00. Please enter your NAME – BRANCH – MEMBERSHIP NUMBER. Rusty (Banch Secretary)

THE NORTHERN ODYSSEY 2016

Entries open until 31 March. This year’s route starts & finishes in Taupo and goes through Hawke’s Bay, East Cape and ; every hour or so, you will need to stop and find the answer to a question. The questions can be completed time any up to ANZAC Day (25 ) April 2016 , do it when you like as one long ride or several short ones. REGISTRATION: $30.00 (includes Badge). ENTRIES: O pen to all, Ulysses members and non-­‐members. SEND: Your Name & Contact details (address, email, phone) either by email to: [email protected] or by post to Northern Odyssey, PO Box 5232, Frankton, Hamilton 3242. Either enclose a cheque for $30.00 with postal entry or make a bank transfer to Ulysses Club, Waikato Branch, Westpac Account No: 03 1555 0013109 00 – make sure sender’s name is clear. Organisers, Jim Galt & David Coy of Waikato Branch, take no responsibility for any injuries or damage that may arise from participating in this event.

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TAURANGA ULYSSES CLUB a branch of the Ulysses Club NZ

When: 3rd April 2016 Where: Ride departs 11am at Papamoa Plaza, Domain Rd.

You can support the ride and help by: Join in, making a cash donation, buying a badge, bring an Easter egg, an educational toy, puzzle or game. In support of TrustPower TECT Rescue Helicopter, and Tauranga Hospital

Children’s Ward. Indemnity: By participating in this event, you agree to hold the Organisers of the event and of the Ulysses Club of NZ Inc. blameless for any

loss, injury and damage, whatsoever while at or travelling to or from this event. You are responsible for your own safety and security.

The new camp owners have taken over and have decided to allow us to have our Rally there in 2016. So we lied disgracefully, 2015 was not the final ever, no more that’s it Rally. (Oop’s sorry)

So we would like to announce ……. “The Maybe, Maybe Not Final Okataina Rally” 17 - 19 JUNE 2016

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The Ulysses Club of New Zealand Incorporated - New Zealand Ulysses Branch Co-Ordinators, Meeting Times and Addresses Version 01/03/2016 - To update your Branch’s information, please contact the National Secretary - contact details inside front cover.

BRANCH Address: Phone / Email: Fax / Mobile: ADMINISTRATION: 0800 Ulysses P O Box 40218, UPPER HUTT, 5140 Debby Morgan [email protected] 021 072 3636 AUCKLAND 96 Becroft Drive Forrest Hill Auckland 0620 09 449 1609 Rob Bissett Manukau Cruising Club, Orpheus Drive, Onehunga, 1st Monday monthly, 7.30pm [email protected] 027 733 3923 BULLER 71 Snodgrass Road RD 2 Ext WESTPORT 7892 03 789 7749 Pete Graham 1st Tuesday of each month at Club Buller [email protected] 021 271 2846 CANTERBURY 24 Glencoe Street Burnside Christchurch 8053 03 358 7494 Steve Orpwood Cashmere Club, 88 Hunter Tce, Christchurch, 3rd Wednesday monthly 7.30pm [email protected] 021 127 3363 FAR NORTH 1377 State Highway 1 RD 2 Okaihau 0496 09 4018838 Michael Couchman Burger King, Whangarei, Sundays at 10.30am [email protected] 021 714 633 GISBORNE 277 Bloomfield Road R D 1 Makauri Gisborne 4071 06 8689661 Christine Cameron Tatapouri Fishing Club first Thursday monthly 7-30pm [email protected] 027 460 2430 HAWKES BAY 25 Tait Drive, Greenmeadows, Napier 06 845 0238 Tim (Tiny) Stewart Taradale RSA, 1st Wednesday monthly, 7.30pm [email protected] 021 053 7842 KAPITI COAST 191 Hokio Sand Road LEVIN 5571. 1st Thurs.Mth 7:30pm. Odd Mths Waikanae 06 367 3560 Kiaran King Hotel, Main Rd/ Even Mths Telegraph Hotel Otaki. [email protected] 027 666 2019 KING COUNTRY 17 Seddon Street, TE KUITI, 3910 07 878 5009 Graeme Hammond Contact Graeme for details [email protected] 027 515 3201 MANAWATU Mako Mako RD 3 Pahiatua 4983 06 376 7138 Bruce Ebbett 2nd Tuesday each month (except January) at the Bunnythorpe Tavern at 7.30pm. [email protected] 0274 929 500 MARLBOROUGH 47 Kahu Way R D 2 Blenheim 7272 03-572 8588 Kevin Bright Vines Village Rapaura Road every Saturday Morning 10 am [email protected] 020 401 49821 NELSON 9 Fairfield Street, Brightwater, 7022. Speights Ale House Cadillac Ave (opposite 03 542 4054 John Macdonald WOW complex), every Saturday 10am to 12 noon. [email protected] 027 345 2761 NORTH HARBOUR P O Box 100 054 NSMC Auckland 0745. 1st Thurs.Mth 5.30pm Pupuke Golf Club, 09-444 2770 Wayne Painter 231 East Coast Rd, Campbells Bay, North Shore [email protected] 027 289 1018 NORTH OTAGO 123 Thames Street Oamaru 9400 03 439 5545 Bruce Thacker Criterion Hotel, Cnr Harbour & Tyne Sts, Oamaru, 3rd Wednesday of each month [email protected] 021 501 102 OTAGO 17 McGeorge Avenue Mornington Dunedin 9011 03 453 5287 Mike Wyatt First Tues. each month, 7:00 pm at the Otago M/C Club (OMCC) rooms Clarke St [email protected] 0274 853 906 ROTORUA 7A Duncan Street, Rotorua 07 349 3021 Peter van der Maat St John Ambulance Hall, Peririka Street 7.00pm last Sunday of the month [email protected] 027 224 5100 SOUTHLAND P.O.Box 476, INVERCARGILL, 9812. Ride 3rd Sunday of month. Meet in the carpark 03 216 6234 Jill Warhurst behind Glasines in South City around 10.30am [email protected] 027 235 5893 TARANAKI 206 Seaview Road NEW PLYMOUTH 4310. The Tree House, 471 Devon Street West 06 753 6044 Ray Senior New Plymouth, 4pm 3rd Sunday of the month [email protected] 021 479 231 TAUMARUNUI 4366 State Highway 4 RD 1, Ongarue, TAUMARUNUI, 3994 07 895 9244 Bob Kendrick R S A, 2nd Tues. each month.Rides 10.00am , Railway Station [email protected] TAUPO Pilbrow Watchmakers Shop 5 19 Tamamutu Street Taupo 3330 07 377 3550 Ian Pilbrow Taupo Cosomopolitian Club Taniwha Street, 7:30pm.2nd Thursday each month. [email protected] 0274 358 259 TAURANGA 87 Stableford Drive, Pyes Pa, Tauranga 07 543 0080 Marius Swanepoel Tauranga Citizens Club, Thirteenth Avenue, 7.30pm, 3rd Tuesday monthly [email protected] 027 519 4555 TOKOROA 19 Kaka Crescent, TOKOROA, 3420 07 886 8389 Brian Middleton Lunch Meeting every second month ph Coordinator for details [email protected] 027 369 8972 TURANGI 6 Runuku Grove Turangi 3334 07 386 0881 Steve McLardy Bridge Motel SH1 Turangi 7.30 pm 2nd Wednesday each month [email protected] 0274 407 999 WAIHI-THAMES VALLEY 35 Banks Road Matamata 3473 07 888 5854 Marlene Fisher Waikino Hotel, Waikino, 3.pm, Sunday 2 monthly Check www.ulysseswtv.org.nz [email protected] 027 403 3232 WAIKATO 3 Constance Place, Cambridge 3434 07 823 0069 Lawrence (Goose) Gosnell Waikato Commerce Club, 197 Collingwood St, 1st Mon Mthly 7.30pm (except Jan) [email protected] 027 439 0039 WAIRARAPA 40C William Wong Place, Carterton. Wairarapa Services & Citizen’s Club, Essex 06 379 7022 Karen Wilson Street Masterton, 3rd Monday monthly 7:30pm [email protected] 021 779 776 WANGANUI 33C Pitt Street Wanganui 4500 06-348 4141 Piet Meijer RSA 170 St Hill Street Wanganui, 7.30pm, 1st Thursday monthly [email protected] 021 143 6137 WELLINGTON 47 Ward Street, Wallaceville, UPPER HUTT 5018 04 971 2893 Jim Furneaux Petone Workingmen’s Club, Udy Street, Petone, 7.30pm, 2nd Tuesday monthly [email protected] 021 244 2091 WESTLAND 1 West Drive, RD 2, HOKITIKA 7882 03 755 6216 Gary Sinclair Varies, contact Gary for details [email protected] 027 575 5604 WHAKATANE 72 Thompson Road, RD2, Opotiki 3198 07 315 7569 Max McAuslin Ohope Charter Club, Ohope, 7.30pm, 2nd Wednesday monthly [email protected] 027 277 6123

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