VOLUME 14, ISSUE 2 “HOME OF THE PHANTOMS” NOVEMBER 2017

“Radium Girls”: So good, it’s lethal

Written by: Logan Perrone

With the school year whizzing by, it is again time for the Phoenixville Area High School’s fall play from the PAHS Theatre Guild. This year’s production is “Radium Girls,” a story about women from PEOPLE (pages 2-3) the twentieth century who paint watch dials, unbeknownst that the  Mary Adams radioactive paint was damaging Lee (Colin Proctor) giving Roeder their health. The story follows the (Alek Wasserman) and Mrs. Roeder  Carlos Shultz life of Grace Fryer (senior Julianita (Rachael Hesse) some bad news Vlad) both inside and outside the about a friend.  Xandra Coleman factory. In the director’s chair Photos: Mike Lantzy  once again is Mr. Craig Tavani, Ms. Sketch along with Mrs. Mimi Ballantine (page 4) producing. NEWS “Radium Girls”  Camphill village marks the end of a This year’s poster design was hiatus of serious done via contest format with the  Phantom Station drama productions winning submission coming from from Director Ta- senior Malia Edney.  NHS inductees vani, who will be at the helm of his THANKSGIVING Lee (Colin Proctor) discusses the SHOUT-OUTS (page 5) future of the Radium Corp. with Mr. and Mrs. Roeder (Alek Wasserman  Giving thanks!! and Rachael Hesse) OPINIONS (pages 6-7)  Marvel comics  Ask the Nurse  A Graduation Gown Point—Counterpoint Radium girls work painting watch dials (in the foreground Grace and Irene, played by ENTERTAINMENT Julianita Vlad and Ocean Swomley. (pages 10-11) Background girls include Camryn Lydon, Sophie Sullivan, and Geena Sterritt).  “Silicon Valley”  “Labyrinth fourteenth production at PAHS. advantage. “It’s hard to find a play personality. “There's a lot of di- 7:00 p.m., and Sunday the 18th at Some of his previous credits in- with not just a few, but many good mension to my character. There 2:00 p.m.. Tickets can be pur-  Hollow Knight clude “Great Expectations,” “The female roles,” Tavani mentioned. are scenes where I am the compa- chased at pahs.seatyourself.biz or  Green Bird,” and of course last What makes “Radium Girls” ny president, and there’s the at the door. The cost is $7 for stu- “Ninja Warrior” year’s “The Taming of the Shrew” unique is the story’s timeline and scenes at home where I showing dents and $10 for adults. (pages 12-13) which were all more light hearted. character development through- my emotions,” Wasserman said. “I think it has a very good mes- SPORTS “Radium Girls is a show Mrs. out the production. Grace Fryer is With its touching story, bits of sage to spread,” Wasserman said.  Girls’ Soccer Ballantine showed me a few comedy, and standout cast, there “I think it’s going to be a very Tom (Noah Horton) brings food to is surely something in “Radium moving show.” This year’s show is  Girls’ Volleyball his fiancée Grace (Julianita Vlad) Girls”to be enjoyed by all. “I think shaping up to be one of the best and her sick friend Katherine the audience will enjoy the drama Director Tavani and the Theatre  Boys’ Soccer (Xandra Coleman). the most. There are a lot of heavy Guild have ever brought to PAHS, moments—serious moments that and they can’t wait to see you  Philadelphia Eagles will touch the heartstrings of the there! audience,” Vlad said. FOR FUN The show runs Friday November Dr. Von Schococky (Brennan Becker) showing Roeder (Alek  Speak Out—pgs. 8-9 16th and Saturday the 17th at Wasserman) that his hand has turned black due to of the radium.  Horoscopes—pg. 14  Thanksgiving quiz— pg. 15

“We do not have to years ago,” Tavani said. “We’ve accept injustice. We can been considering doing it for a fifteen years old at the beginning while.” The play does have it’s of the show, but ages as the plot use our powers as comedic moments, but does its progresses. “It’s interesting be- best to stay on a serious note cause at the beginning she’s very consumers to influence throughout the majority of the naive...” Vlad said. “She has to acts. mature and face the fact that she the practice of those Traditionally, “Radium Girls” may not live much longer.” who would wish to profit presents a large number of char- Junior Alek Wasserman plays the acters with only a handful of ac- company president Mr. Roeder - from our patronage” - tors. The large number of female the man responsible for the girls’ speaking parts played to Tavani’s illness - who has many sides to his Katherine Wiley, “Radium Girls.” *PEOPLE* Mary Adams: Leaving her prints on PAHS

Mary is equally busy Written by: outside of school; in The seniors in Marching Band enjoy Senior Night. Meghan O’Neill her free time, she trains young dogs to be service dogs. Her family is part of a club that fosters puppies while they participate in various Seeing Eye dog training cours- es.They started the program in 2014 after they saw a presentation of service puppies. After a long and tedious certification pro- cess that took nearly half a year for her first Senior Mary Adams is everything you’d puppy, they became authorized puppy expect a devoted student to be; she’s dedi- raisers. cated to her studies and her multiple ex- “We knew right away that this was some- tracurricular activities. Outside of school, thing we wanted to be a part of,” Mary however, Mary does something that sets said. her apart from her peers: her family trains These dogs go through rigorous condi- young puppies to become service dogs. tioning to make the Currently, Mary is train- cut for the job, and the ing a six month old Ger- Irma and her brothers (Ivon, Ion, Irma). most trivial points in these dogs’ develop- they are in service whenever they wear family. Photos courtesy of Mary Adams ment is their young- their vests: they’re not allowed to be pet in On top of the constant flow of service est years. Mary helps social places unless their owner gives per- pups in training, Mary has a former dog to provide these mission, and they must obey commands at trainee who wasn’t quite ready for service pups with a loving all times. At fourteen months, the dogs named Nolan, a cat named Rex, and her environment and a leave their foster families and are tested to current service puppy, Irma. She lives with family that’s willing enter the official training program for her mom, dad, older sister Michelle who to train them, both in goes to Temple, and training school and at home. A fellow dog trainer poses with “I’m currently raising Mary (right) and her training my fourth puppy and dog, Irma. I have loved every moment along the younger brother Mark way,” Mary said. who is in tenth grade; she The program spans also has an older brother from the time the puppies are brought into Matt who currently lives man shepherd named Irma. their foster family’s home until they are in New York. In her free At school, Mary is an extremely active just over a year old. These pups begin their time, which is incredibly student. She is an active member of the training extremely young, starting at only limited, Mary likes to Phoenixville Band; she plays the flute in seven weeks old. The meticulous process relax and chill out. She the Concert Band and is also a member of consists of attending puppy training ses- plans to attend college the Color Guard squad. She is a section sions, where the pups attend obedience and wants to focus on leader with sopho- training courses with the business. more Tyler Martin, other dogs in the program. Mary’s schedule may be and is responsible Six months after the start hectic, but she loves for supervising of their training, the pups training the dogs to be other color guard are “vested,” and they the best service dogs they members and be- obtain semi-official status can be. She’s passionate ing in charge as young service dogs. about helping these dogs whenever the When vested, the dogs are develop the skills they instructor isn’t expected to act as though need to be mature and present. She is also Seeing Eye dogs. If the dogs make the cut, helpful for service. She is committed to they leave their foster family and begin the president of This is Irma the day Mary performing her best in her academics, the their training. If the dogs fail, they can be the Library Club, got her (June 23). She was band, Color Guard, and as a trainer. Her sent to work as police dogs, bomb-sniffing and participates in 7 weeks old. job may be *ruff*, but Mary’s up for the Book Club. dogs, or they can be adopted by the foster challenge.

Carlos Shultz: New to Phoenixville, used to success

Written by: Carlos transferred to Phoenixville for his Timothy Kopera sophomore year after spending his fresh- man year at Conestoga High School. “The teachers [here] are really nice … I really like the environment,” Carlos said about PAHS. His favorite subject in school is math and currently his favorite class is Algebra II. Compared to Conestoga, Carlos said that he feels “like more of a part of It’s not very often that a school can boast a the cross country team here.” top-five cross country runner in its district. Last summer, between his freshman and It’s even less often that the runner is a sophomore years, Carlos began seriously sophomore with incredible potential due training for cross country and track. He to his youth and rich family history of run- said his hard work has paid off with a sea- ning at a high level. Carlos Shultz, a mem- son that went “really well” on a team that ber of the class of 2020 and the PAHS “performed pretty well,” taking home the Cross Country team, has made a big splash PAC Frontier Division Championship for in the local cross country world in his short the second consecutive year. Some of Car- run so far at Phoenixville. los’s best 5K times this year include 15:21 The Shultz Family: Annamarie, Mary, at the Paul Short Carlos, Carlos, Daisy (dog), and Invitational, which Dominique. he considers the pionship with a time of 16:26. from best race he has “I didn’t race as well as I wanted CalTech; ever ran, and 15:30 to, but I still placed in the top 25, which I’m his mother, Mary, ran at Millersville at the District 1 happy about,” Carlos said about his run at University. Carlos has two older sisters: Championship, at States. Most of all, though, Carlos enjoys Annamarie, 20, who runs at Shippensburg which he placed being a part of the team. “It’s a great University, and Dominique, 18, who cur- fifth. He recently group of guys led by fantastic coaches: Mr. rently attends Conestoga High School and placed 21st at the Winters and Matt Chiappetta. It’s just a is committed to run at West Point next PIAA State Cham- positive atmosphere to be around,” he year. said. Outside of running, Carlos has a busy Carlos (center) turns the corner in at- Cross country and track aren’t schedule including three honors classes. tempt to pass a Council Rock North individual efforts for Carlos -- He enjoys hanging out with his friends runner. they run in his family. His outside of school. No matter what he does Photos courtesy of Carlos Shultz father, Carlos, ran at the Uni- in the future, it is certain that Carlos will versity of Pennsylvania and continue his run to success, both on and off earned his Master’s degree the track.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 2 *PEOPLE* Xandra Coleman: A leader in the making

ductions with the PAHS Thea- tivity, who knew that she would literally Written by: Xandra behind the ter department. Xandra is part take up running! For Xandra, running Hannah scenes of a theater of the leadership for Theater started as a way to destress. She stated, Waldman production Guild, along with seniors “One mile turned into a half an hour run, Rachael Hesse and Julianita and then a half an hour turned into six Vlad. With an average of 50 people at- miles, and then I thought, why not just do a tending every Friday, the group plays half marathon? And then I decided to just games and does acting exercises with cri- do a full marathon.” Xandra trained vigor- tiques. Xandra, Julianita, and Rachael will ously, and completed a marathon on Au- also be directing the upcoming third pro- gust 7th, the day before band camp. She duction. still regularly runs and considers it to be an On any given day you will find senior Xan- When not involved in theater, Xandra is important part of her lifestyle. dra Coleman spreading her sunny disposi- involved in an abundance of extracurricu- As for the future, Xandra is as motivated tion across the school. Xandra’s superb lar activities. She has leadership positions as ever. She says, “I want to study interna- leadership abilities, coupled with her posi- in Concert Band, Marching Band, National tional affairs and environmental studies. I tivity and adaptability, enable her to juggle Honor Society, Cappies, and more. All of know I want to do the Peace Corps after an incredible amount of responsibility. Her these activities would make an average reassuring smile is guaranteed to greet person’s head spin, but Xandra says it has Xandra (right) performing in you, whether she is training for a marathon made her learn a valuable lesson: “{Being Marching Band, where she plays the or preparing for her lead role in the PAHS involved} has definitely taught me time Sousaphone. fall play, “Radium Girls.” management and Photos courtesy of Xandra Coleman In “Radium Girls,” Xandra plays Katherine, organization. It one of the main characters in the play. also has shown Xandra says, “...[Katherine] has a lot of comes much more mellow.” This role me that if you character development. She starts off as a proved to be a learning experience for want to do some- hard-headed character who is very fun- Xandra. In past productions, her characters thing you should loving and dreads work. But when her had been more defined, but this role has take advantage cousin dies due to radium poisoning, Kath- allowed her to experiment with playing a of the opportuni- erine has a mental breakdown and be- dynamic character and truly put herself in ties given to you. Katherine’s shoes. Do what you Xandra’s role in want, and don’t “Radium Girls” is be afraid.” not the extent of Throughout her involvement high school, Xan- with theater. Xan- dra has kept an dra said, “I ran- impressive and domly got involved varied course (with theater) in load. She cites AP church, and fell in European History with Mrs. Kabatt as be- college. I want to make an impact on the love.” She has been ing one of her favorite classes, due to her world. My dream job would be working for in countless pro- love for listening to stories, and analyzing the United Nations, or being a diplomat patterns throughout history. She also loved for the United States.” With Xandra’s di- Xandra posing in taking Communications with Mr. Zittel, verse set of skills, interests, determination, Philadelphia. and would take it again “in a heartbeat.” and warm heart, it is guaranteed that With Xandra running from activity to ac- wherever life takes her, she will run with it.

Ms. Sketch: “Sketch”ing a bright future for PAHS returned to the states to allow her to be fully accessible to stu- Written by: attend St. Joe’s Universi- dents and to guide them in the right Meghan O’Neill ty in Philadelphia and direction. graduated with a degree “I like being able to help people,” she in sociology. She then said, “and I like to help to guide stu- attended graduate dents in making the right decisions.” school at West Chester Ms. Sketch is equally busy outside of University and received school. She is a stained glass artist, and her guidance counselor has been featured in local galleries. certification, achieved Her work has even been sought after Many students know Ms. Sketch from her her principal certifica- by interior designers. She is also a busy position as Ms. Kilpatrick’s long-term sub tion at Immaculata Uni- mom of four and loves to spend time from last school year. This year, however, versity, and is currently with her family, Ms. Sketch, also known as Ms. Skonieczy back in school to receive Ms. Sketch poses with the visiting including their (Sca-netch-key), made her debut as an her Doctorate in Educa- Danish students and their teacher dog, two outdoor administrator here at PAHS after Ms. Cel- tional Leadership. Ulrikka Rueskov Honore. cats, and six chick- lotto’s transfer to Manavon Elementary. Before she came to ens. She enjoys Even though you may think she’s just an- Phoenixville, Ms. Sketch Photo courtesy of Ms. Sketch. watching the news other administrator that you smile and was a guidance counselor at Great Valley and working with other staff and cheering on wave hello to in the hallway, there is a lot High School for nine years. Even though in students to create the best possible her kids at their travel softball games. more to Ms. Sketch than meets the eye. this is her first time as an official adminis- opportunities for students. She is responsi- Ms. Sketch looks forward to the many Ms. Sketch spent most of her young life in trator, she said she always tended to gravi- ble for organizing student events, like exciting events she has in store this year Brazil; her family moved to the Sao Paulo tate towards leadership positions through- Homecoming, Unity Day, Pink Out Day, and can’t wait to meet more students and area when she was only 11 years old. She out her career. and different clubs and activi- attended an international high school and When Ms. Sketch first transferred to ties. She is also the designated became near fluent in assistant principal for 11th Portuguese by the time she Ms. Sketch, her husband Joe, and kids Charlie, Jacq, grade. She enjoyed working graduated. She then Cassie and Joey enjoy a night at Fogo de Chao, a with the grade as their guid- Brazilian steakhouse, for dinner. She loves the Bra- ance counselor last year, and zilian cheese bread known as Pão de queijo. is excited to continue to work Photo courtesy of Ms. Sketch. with them this year. While in this position, Ms. PAHS, she was immediately Sketch hopes she will gain charmed by the warm atmos- experience as a leader and ally phere and the kind spirit of for students. She wants to fully the students. She loves the study the education process friendliness of the students and hopes to use her skills as and staff. an administrator to help make “I love to stand in the hall- ways in the morning and smile Ms. Sketch in her office down the hall at people when they come from the guidance office. in,” she said. “I know it’s Photo: Meghan O’Neill quirky, but it always brightens my day.” members of the Phoenixville family. She’s As an administrator, Ms. this year the best it can be. She attributes excited to continue to create and plan Sketch is in charge of activi- her leadership skills to effective communi- many more fun-filled ideas to make this ties, enforcing school rules, cation and great collaboration skills, which year the best one yet.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 3 *NEWS* Camphill Village: Promoting community and environment Written by: Camphill community. Meghan O’Neill Camphill was founded at a time Students David Nicholas, Justin Mitch- when people with special needs ell, Dorian County, Sean Clark, Kelli weren’t given the same opportunities Olsson, and Paige Unruh cleaning as the people around them. The com- eggs. munity was started with the intent of Photos courtesy of Ms. Rock providing a safe and progressive community for people to further their skills and techniques as farmers, artisans, Even though Cam- Among the plethora of field trips this past and craftsmen. For the past 45 years, Cam- phill boasts many month, one trip truly stood out: Ms. Rock phill has helped to teach techniques to incredible facilities, and her Advanced Foods class recently generations of community members and its primary mission is took a trip to Camphill Village in Kimber- will continue for years to come. to continue to prac- ton Hills. Camphill is a During their trip, tice safe farm-to- hidden gem of Phoe- Justin Mitchell weeding lettuce table food prepara- in the vegetable garden. the Advanced Foods nixville, as it continues students helped to tion. In an age to preserve this com- weed a field, visited where genetically munity's beauty and the bakery and cafe, modified produce traditions. and snacked on fully and processed foods are bought in bulk, it view the land as a “living organism,” and Camphill Village is a organic treats. They is important to preserve the age-old prac- continue to preserve its vitality and nutri- 432 acre farm commu- learned about the tice of enjoying food in its purest form. The ents for future Camphill farmers. nity that focuses on history of the in- community also emphasizes the im- “We learned that farm to table prepara- organic and sustainable credible community, portance of sustainable farming; they be- tion is a lot of work,” said senior Paige farming, and farm-to- and the mission lieve that it is the responsibility of farmers Unruh, “but it’s so beneficial for us and the table food preparation. they've been on not to exploit the land, but instead to cre- environment.” Founded in 1972, Cam- since their founding. ate a symbiotic relationship between the The Camphill Village is an incredible com- phill has been dedicat- They also visited the crops and the fields they grow in. They munity on a ed to providing both many community David Nicholas and Paige mission to special-needs and vol- members and Unruh also weeding spinach preserve unteer community learned the Cam- and lettuce. the environ- members with an active lifestyle that is phill way of life. ment and centered around practicing safe and envi- “We helped to weed some of the crops,” teach traditions and skills to the ronmentally-conscious farming and pro- said junior David Nicholas, “it was actually many dedicated community duction methods. The village consists of an pretty fun to see the entire process.” members. Camphill Village is award-winning dairy, the Sweet Water “We were able to get a grand tour of the located on 1601 Pughtown Road Baking Company, Camphill Cafe, and many farm including the dairy, herb garden, in Phoenixville, and is open to more fantastic facilities. Special needs bakery, vegetable garden, CSA facility, visitors from 8:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. residents work side by side with volunteer recreation building, craft store, looming each weekday and the cafe is farmers, bakers, and teachers, all of whom room and we all had lunch at the café,” open from Wednesday to Satur- are committed to helping to practice and said Ms. Rock. day from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. pass on these techniques and virtues of the

Phantom Station store: All that you need Written by: ministrators and teach- and is run by students who take Entrepre- ers [there] when it’s neurship class. “We hope to eventually Logan Perrone open.” open after school for a bit,” Goodwin add- Additionally, the store ed. Also, Phantom Station is on various features an expanded social media outlets, where they post an- inventory, with a wide nouncements and special deals. Next time variety of items from you’re in lunch, make sure you take a stop Phantom apparel to at the station and check out what’s new. basic school needs. “We sell t-shirts, Facebook: PhantomStation Phoe- The school store, also known as Phantom sweatshirts… basically Station, has made some changes for this any school supply you nixville HS school year: the biggest being its move to can think of, a lot of a new location. Previously located near the electronics, snacks, Twitter: @phantom_station gym, the store is now housed outside the it’s right there for them,” business teacher drinks, and gum,” Goodwin said. cafeteria. “It’s very beneficial since most of Miss Goodwin said. She also noted it’s The store is open during periods four Instagram: phantom_station our customers come from lunch and now more secure, saying, “There’s always ad- through seven during the lunch periods National Honor Society Inductees Jared Desjardins Daniel Proctor Congratulations Karley Dibofsky Shannon Ray to: Cole Eggleston Missael Rojas Rahul Emani Gabrielle Schmale Jillian Absher Donald Fey Sydney Schramm Jack Armstrong Grace Field Mitchell Schwartz Myra Ashraf Michael Fischer Siddarth Srinivasan Sarah Baker Gianna Flora Jeffrey Stevens Daniel Barry Mary Grimshaw Hannah Syrek Sophia Bierly Lauren Langan Katya Hayward Kaitlyn Tran Jennifer Bilotti Kyler Lewis Julia Hihi Ethan Tweedie Jordan Bonnell Jack Linko Andrew Holmberg Gabrielle VanDerveer Alexander Bowman Andrew LoPolito Zachary Kleppe Kevin Wang Heather Branan Allison Lutschaunig Timothy Kopera Connor Wilchusky Ashley Brown Maple Maloney Cora Brown National Honor Society Oath: Noah McCarthy National Honor Society Offic- Gina Brown I pledge to maintain high scholastic standing Mary McNamara ers: Jared Carboy To endeavor intelligently and courageously Connor McShane Miles Noecker, President William Carnevale To be a leader Chloe Meaney Eric Beery, Vice President Summer Cirino To give myself freely in service to others, and Bailey Meyer Ashlyn Duda, Secretary Hannah Cooke To hold as fundamental and worthy Carly Michaud Caroline Turner, Treasurer Patrick Darcy An untarnished character Rachel Nolen Eric Nascari, Historian Jessica Dauphinais In doing so, I shall prove myself worthy Sean O’Neill Xandra Coleman, Parliamentar- Nicholas DeLuca Of a place in the National Honor Society Gabrielle Perrotto ian Cole Dempsey Samuel Perrone Mr. Justin Winters, Advisor

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 4 *Thanksgiving Shoutouts* This Thanksgiving, The Purple Press asked for your input, and many students delivered! Shown below are shout-outs and words of gratitude from students. *Created by Hannah Waldman*

“I am thankful for the custodians.” “I am thankful for Romina Broglia because “Shoutout to Jane Shier for being “I am thankful for my new Purple Press -Anonymous, senior she is so awesome.” -Bobby Batten, junior pretty neato.” -Jay Mitchell, senior family.” -Alex Dabrowski, sophomore

“I am thankful for NHS for its service to “Thank you Mr. Zittel for being “I am thankful for every single student, teacher, and faculty member of this school. the school.” -Anonymous buff.”-Caroline, freshman Thank you for being yourselves; never change, always smile. Everything gets better.” -Noah Horton, senior

“I’m thankful for Mr. Chiofolo for being a huge help in Calculus.” -Ben Armstrong, senior “I am thankful for all the opportunities “I am thankful for chicken.” -Big “I am thankful for having the best here at Phoenixville.” -Jon Miller, senior guy Ry (Rylie Collins), freshman group of writers and awesome students in my period 2 Journal- “Shoutout to Moby Dick for giving “Shoutout to Mr. K., the father I “I am thankful for Jada Miller because she is ism/Newspaper class. You all me this sweet peg leg.” -Ahab, dead never had.” - Logan Perrone, senior there to support me through all my troubles.” rock.” -Mr. Zittel -Luke Morris, senior “Thank you Mr. McNaughton for the AP dad “Shoutout to turkeys every- “I am thankful for Mrs. Knabb’s jokes.” -Cora Brown and Gina Brown, juniors where. They got clout for “Thank you Jared Carboy for being both a warm, empathetic, and welcoming days.” -Dan Hickey, junior beauty and a beast.” -Miles Noecker, senior attitude. Her classroom is my happy place!” -Stacie Bello, senior “I am thankful for my mom; she is always there for me. I am thank- “Shoutout to “Shoutout to AFJROTC and Colonel Baldi “I am thankful for Mr. Hoff- myself.” and Master Sergeant Knight for teaching man. His class always makes ful for my dad who gives me a “I am thankful for the Marching ride to school everyday—you’re -Anonymous every day.” -Jordan Storti, sophomore my day better.” -Anonymous, senior Band for being like a second family the best.” -Aubrie B, freshman to me. Everyone in it is so amazing “Shoutout to Thanksgiving “I’m thankful for Hannah and I couldn’t ask for a better band “I am thankful for The Purple “Shoutout to Chloe Meaney for Shoutout for giving me a Waldman because my girl director than Mr. McAdams.” - Press for being an amazing putting up with my shenanigans.” chance to give a shoutout.” always has my back.” - Deanna Moskowitz, senior school newspaper.” -Big Guy -Conor McQuiston, senior -Anonymous Rachel Brostowicz, senior Ry (Rylie Collins), freshman “I am thankful for the Boys’ Varsity “Shoutout to Ms. Trievel for “Shoutout to “I am thankful for field hockey for Soccer team and the amazing stu- “Thanks to Isaiah Curtis for being the best teacher this Rachael Hesse for making a great season.” -Jennifer dent section.” -Alex Bowman, being a ‘good friend.’ Thanks year. I love you, lol.” -Chris being a great friend Yashura, sophomore senior to Ian Archer for being a Herrmann, freshman to me.” - Anonymous ‘good friend.’ Thanks to Dan- “Thanks to Mr. Winters for everything ny Powell for being a ‘good “I’m thankful for the F-wing bath- “Shout out to Mr. LaLuna for organizing an awesome he’s done as a coach and a teacher friend.’” -Brennan Becker, room.” -Dan Hickey, junior Renaissance Faire field trip and introducing me to this year.” -Anthony Mazur, senior junior the magical goodness of meat pies.” -Mr. Zittel “Shoutout to Anna and Rosa “Shoutout to Mr. Gamble for “Special shoutout to Mr. Zittel and Gerner for putting up with me.” “I am thankful for Mr. Gianni and Mrs. “Shoutout to always flexin on us in period 6 Mr. Madyun for keeping me awake -Jocelyn, freshman Santry for letting me TA with them band, y’all with his boats, cars, and in the morning.” -Missael Rojas, every day.” -Alena Carranti, senior rock.” -Aldyn watches.” -Anonymous senior Holt, senior “I am thankful for Sean Conway.” -Anonymous, “Shoutout to Mr. Hughes because “Dloading is the greatest “Garret is that bull - junior he’s Allen Hughes.” -Louis Flora, “Shoutout to my man Scott for making me of all time and has ice in his he my ride or die.” - senior look tall.” -Aidan Greenwalt, junior veins.” -Lonzo Anthony Stevenson, sophomore “Shoutout to Mr. Jennings for helping me feel confi- “I am thankful for my amazing cross country coaches, “I am thankful for my mom.” -Big “I am thankful dent by telling me I am OK Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Sprenkle; you guys ROCK!” -Carly Guy Ry (Rylie Collins), freshman for Gazebo :).” “I am thankful for at physics.” -Amanda Michaud, senior -Anonymous, school lunches.” Meyers, senior sophomore -Anonymous “Shoutout to Mattias Schlag for “I am thankful for my “Shoutout to Roberto always being the greatest friend “Thank you friends here at PAHS.” Capucci for being the every day, all day.” -Annika “Shoutout to Grace Simenson for bringing joy Julianita!” -Ian -Kayla Vondercrone, junior goat.” -Dylan Noska, Giblin, freshman and life to my darkened soul every day at golf Archer, junior senior practice.” -Isabella Bland, sophomore “I am thankful for “I’m thankful to Noah Bloom.” -Dan “I am thankful for Maddie Hadfield for being Brennan. He is great “Shoutout to Kate Murphy for “Shoutout to my good friends Kyle Barry, junior a great friend!” -Brittany O’Shea, senior at comical relief.” making me laugh every day.” Bello and Braden Mahar!” -Makinzie Ackroyd, -Ella H., freshman -Anonymous junior “I am thankful for Danny So for being my partner for that AP CompSci Principles project last year.” -Ryan Aclan, sophomore “Shoutout to Lariah Hill for “I am thankful for “Thank you Mohammed Boukhiar for being my best friend, and for Mrs. Lees for always saying hi to me in the hallways, having me dying all day!” -Tiana being a good art “Shoutout to Singapore for stealing “I’m thankful for Mr. and always smiling!” -Jada Miller, senior Hunter, freshman teacher.” -Isabel my boyfriend for a month.” -Chloe Winters for being a Merutka, Senior Meaney, senior really amazing guy.” -Eric Beery, senior “I am so thankful for “I’m thankful for Jordan Semple my #1, Nailah Green! for being my personal uber!” “Shoutout to Big Shaq for having the “I am thankful for the God, the -Victoria Weller, sophomore quickest maths out there. Mans not myth, the legend, Matt Brophy.” I love you lots!!” -Eryn “I am thankful for all of my Gasser, freshman hot!” -John Prichett, senior -David Clipper, freshman friends that I get to smile at in the hallway to make “Shoutout to my ride or die, Eryn Gasser!! Love you “Shoutout to Caroline for giving school better.” “Shoutout to Jared Carboy for being an bestfrann!!” -Nailah Green, freshman me the math homework.” -Mackenzie Wagner, absolute beast.” -James Peterson, senior sophomore -Anonymous “I am thankful for my crazy best friend— “I am thankful for the lunch ladies for Mackenzie Curtis. Thanks for putting up “I am thankful for heat and air conditioning “Shoutout to Mila Archer doing a great job everyday.” -Mackenzie with me and my crazy ways!” -Mariella in cars.” -Jack Armstrong, senior for being such a great Myers, senior Rosa, senior friend.” -Lisa Wisely, sophomore “Shoutout to Han- “I’m thankful for Mrs. “Thanks Mr. Acosta “Shoutout to Charity nah Waldman for Lees and Mrs. Spina for making my 2nd “I am so thankful for Mrs. Swomley for keeping always making my for being good art “Shoutout to my pal Emily Yashura period enjoyable.” Trievel, she’s so sweet me sane in homeroom” day better.” - teachers.” -Juliet for being my ride every day :) .” -Hannah Cannon, and loving XOXO” -Sierra -Hannah Stephens, Anonymous, senior Roncace, senior -Malia Edney, senior senior Jones, junior junior

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 5 *OPINION* The unfortunate state of Marvel Comics

Written by: something that is truly new. you the last time a new hero or vil- wanting to see her dead mothers lain was successfully introduced and again, or when she first sees her The Purple Press is Bryce Thompson The reason for these changes in character does have a larger motive, garnered ample merit to be com- girlfriend and they embrace in front written, edited, and besides a new change of pace. Mar- pared to his or her prior characters. of a gay pride flag. I’m pretty sure produced by the vel has been very adamant about This is why it is so frustrating that we didn’t need the flag to tell that Phoenixville Area the new roster of characters being Marvel insists on rebranding be- she is gay, and for that matter, I High School focused on diversity, which is not a loved classics with a new look when really don’t care that she is gay. I bad thing. I respect its implementa- they could have just made new char- don’t care that her parents were Journalism class tion, but not how it is being done. As acters AND kept the old ones as gay. I don’t even care that she is (Period 2). Yes I enjoy comics, what of it? They I said, plenty of iconic characters they were. Allowing these new Latina. are capable of telling stories as have been replaced (including Spi- members of the Marvel roster to To clarify, this is not to say that I complex as any novel that is older derman, Wolverine, and Thor) with have their own identities would not don’t like the fact that America is Advisor: Mr. Zittel than your grandmother or that your gay and Latina. It is not English teacher may assign, (no “A good writer should create a character first, and worry about to say that I don’t like Layout editor: disrespect to grandmothers or Eng- things like their race afterwards, and since no person is defined that her parents are gay. Hayley Barvitskie lish teachers). Comics, or graphic My point is that these novels, have presented some of the by their race or sexuality, neither should these characters.” attributes are not rele- Staff: Benjamin best stories I have read. I would cite vant driving forces of the Armstrong, Luke “The Killing Joke,” “Watchmen,” new diverse characters taking on only avoid the complication of hav- story. America’s sexuality and race Bagley, Hayley and “V For Vendetta” as personal the titles of these heroes in the ing to constantly be compared to do not define her character. Ideally, Barvitskie, Rachel favorites. hopes of adding a more inclusive the originals, but I think fans would these parts of her would be ad- Like any market as oversaturated as roster, so Spiderman’s alter-ego is appreciate the effort of writers to dressed as unimportant by the writ- Brostowicz, Alexan- comics,, quantity becomes much African American, while Wolverine create heroes that are more original er, so that it can create the impres- dria Dabrowski, more prominent than quality. Poor and Thor are both women, among than what we are receiving. sion that people that are gay or Gabrielle Dato, quality is not a phenomenon unique many other changes. Not all of the problems come from Hispanic aren’t novelty that should Rahul Emani, Devon to the comic industry, replacing characters, however; be paraded about in media like but an issue arises when sometimes a new character is some foreign trinkets. If they are Goryl, Timothy an entire company’s made that is just horrible by just as special as everyone else, Kopera, Miles decisions as of late are industry standards. Specifically, which they are, they shouldn’t be Noecker, Meghan putting the industry at I am referring to a new series fantasized over just because of the O’Neill, Logan risk. Marvel Comics, the titled “America,” starring color of their skin or sexual prefer- Perrone, Samuel creators of The America Chavez as a superhero. ence. Avengers, X-Men, and The writer had clearly never I don’t have any problems with Perrone, Bryce everything else envi- heard of the ‘show don’t tell’ these attributes, but they aren’t Thompson, Kyle sioned by comic legend rule of characterization since important for the plot, and if they Tucker, and Hannah Stan Lee, has not been the first few pages have several are meant to be it wasn’t portrayed Waldman doing well financially or panels that are just there to say very well. Considering that they are critically over the past how cool the character of unimportant for the story’s overall year or so. To clarify, I America is, as opposed to hav- meaning they should not have been am referring strictly to ing her prove it through her emphasized nearly as much. What The opinions the comics, as I am actions. When America’s attrib- this should have been about was expressed in this aware that the films have been box The characters are not created in utes are shown without text, it is introducing America as an interest- paper are those of office powerhouses with respecta- any meaningful way that would very clunky, like when she stops in ing new character through her own the writers and ble critical acclaim to boot since warrant them to stand on their own the middle of a fight to think about actions and merit, and it fails to do their ‘cinematic universe’ began. don’t necessarily merits. They are not creating a var- so. It was actually the movies them- ied set of characters; they are filling Overall, Marvel needs to stop wor- reflect those of selves that brought me back into the diversity quotas. If these characters rying about meeting the social con- school administra- fold of Marvel’s paper-based adven- are not made to be good in their ventions of diversity quotas with its tion and/or faculty tures, as it did for many others. I am own rights, they are being made roster. If they want new characters, members. certain that the company was aware because of their skin color or sexu- then don’t give them the identity of of the rejuvenated public interest in ality, which is not right. A good writ- one that already exists; let them the comics as well, considering they er should create a character first, stand on their own merits. If Marvel began to overhaul their entire roster and worry about things like his or wants them to be diverse, I suggest If you have a com- of heroes. However, Marvel has her race afterwards. No person is the following: put every race, sexu- ment, question, or replaced and altered many heroes in defined by race or sexuality, so nei- ality, and religion they can think of concern about the a way I would call lazy. An example ther should these characters. The into a hat with even distribution, paper, or you wish would be the replacement of Tony only exception to this is if the race and for every character they make, Stark as Iron Man with Riri Williams, of a character is pivotal for the plot pull from the hat, because these to submit an article an M.I.T student who is apparently or theme of the work, i.e the story traits do not define characters nor to The Purple Press, smarter than Tony. As I will elabo- takes place in the time of slavery, or real people, and are not important please e-mail Mr. rate more on in this article, if a writ- with a certain side of a war. for that reason. Zittel at — er wants to create a new character Additionally, something that main- then he or she should absolutely do stream comics has been lacking in Miles Morales, the new Spiderman. zitteljpasd.com. so, but don’t tack them onto a char- general is originality, especially in acter that already exists. Make regards to its characters. I can’t tell

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THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 6 *OPINION* My opinion on the purple (and white?) gowns The Purple and White will live on forever

Written by: issue is still being empowered woman in agreed to come in to one all-state long-jumper Written by: Gabrielle discussed,” and 2017, I embrace the fact retake the photos of graduated and moved onto that “Dr. Parkin- that I am different from Dr. Craig the students in their a Division I program, anoth- Dato son will be having men, and I know that Parkinson new purple and white er group would emerge respectful conver- women are as smart, pow- gowns. I am in the eager and hungry to match sations with the erful, and important as process of working the accomplishments of the students….” And every man who walks on out a deal to provide previous class. Interval times the conversations Washington Field at grad- each student with one for a specific workout, num- began the follow- uation. Women don’t 8x10 or two 5x7 pho- ber of reps in the weight By now, if you aren't living ing week with small need to wear the same tos to commemorate room, and victories at cer- under a rock, you are groups of students who gown color or style to be Recently, Phoenixville Area the inaugural class wearing tain meets all became a part aware of the Phoenixville were encouraged to ex- equal. We already know High School made the deci- the new gowns. of our team's cultural Area High School contro- press their opinions and we are. sion to move away from its Many students informed makeup and identity. Hit- versy regarding the ideas to the administration If Dr. Parkinson and the longstanding practice of me that the initial introduc- ting those marks, winning change of the graduation in face-to-face meetings. administration want to wearing purple (for boys) tion of the change is what those meets, and continuing gown color. The meetings are continu- fight for gender inequali- and white gowns (for girls) caused the anxiety and con- that legacy of excellence This year, on the the first ing today. ty, there are ways to do so during graduation. Some cern. Yes, I did open things became the goal for us all. day of school, Dr. Parkin- After my initial meeting without compromising the members of the Class of up by saying the graduation My coach, who was an in- son announced that PAHS with Dr. Parkinson it was beauty of purple and 2018, of whom this immedi- gowns will be all purple and credible source of influence will be eradicating the clear that he is passionate white at graduation. In- ately impacts, have been I quickly hit the button to in my life, had a mantra she traditional purple and about his reasons for the stead of taking a stand vocal in their opposition to move onto the next slide. As shared with me when I was white gowns at graduation change, and hopes stu- where no stand is neces- this change. Several stu- I reflected on that day, I only a wide-eyed freshman in favor of just purple dents will embrace his sary, administration could dents did an excellent job in could clearly see and under- that has stuck with me for gowns. Immediately after viewpoint and ultimately be focusing on programs outlining some of their core stand why many of the stu- many years after: “Tradition the announcement, many compromise with him on which bring light to more objections to this decision, dents felt starting a petition never graduates.” students were upset. We the gowns. He has always pertinent issues women which helped me come to and gaining the support of Tradition is a powerful were not given a reason been a great advocate of and transgender students the realization that I did a the community was the nat- force. It often transcends for the change, and the student rights and listens face inside and outside the poor job of communicating ural thing to do. debate and can stir in us a decision was made with- carefully to student sug- classroom. to the students this decision I want to make clear that I desire to conform and ac- out student feedback from gestions. As such, he has After listening to the stu- when it was first made. am overwhelmingly proud cept what has always been. the Class Council or Stu- made students feel that he dents’ complaint that As I have done with many and inspired by your passion, Tradition is also comforting, dent Government - the will deal democratically white as a school color of the changes I have pro- interest, and willingness to safe and often assures us students’ elected voice. with this issue. should not be eliminated, posed and made in the past, debate this issue in a con- that we are on the path Contrary to what some Dr. Parkinson explained the administration agreed I have often sought out stu- structive and healthy way. As many other successful peo- people believe, the stu- that he, along with his that the gown of choice dent voices to get their principal, it is always my ple have followed. The dents did not call for this administrative team, made should include both pur- thoughts, engage in civil goal that our school produc- changing of our gowns has change. Students regard the decision last year after ple and white in some discourse, and share per- es thoughtful, passionate been debatable primarily the two contrasting colors some surrounding school aesthetically pleasing spectives on the positives students who are willing to because it defies tradition, mixing on graduation day districts made the switch fashion. They suggested a and negatives of the chang- voice their opinions and expectation, and what we’ve as striking and beautiful. to a solid gown color. The few designs, and are open es. In this case, I simply act- advocate for their beliefs. always envisioned. But tradi- Senior girls already had decision was made for for suggestions and de- ed and said, “This is what we Clearly, we’ve overwhelm- tion can also hold us back their graduation pictures three reasons: the first was signs from students. Ulti- are going to do” without the ingly exceeded the mark as and blind us from other taken and printed in white to make the students more mately, the students will input of the students - which it pertains to the Class of opportunities and possibili- gowns. We sing the alma unified, the second was to be given the opportunity has always been very im- 2018. We will soon send you ties. After high school, I was matter with the inclusion prevent the students from to choose the gown by portant to me. So, I asked off into a world full of un- fortunate to continue my of purple and white. They having to choose a gen- voting on the selected for a do-over! certainty, disparity, and at track and field career at the are our school colors! And, der-identified gown color, designs, or just purple For the past month, I have times cruelty - our society collegiate level. I struggled we have envisioned taking and the third was to pro- gowns. But, the choice of been meeting with several needs individuals of high initially, often relying on my our part in a beautiful mote gender equality. the traditional purple and members of the senior class character, moral standing past routines, habits, and graduation ceremony None of the reasons are white will not be an option each week to discuss the and a sense of duty when it mindsets - in essence, my wearing purple and white substantial enough to alter on the ballot. desire to change the look of comes to those issues we traditions. But in order to gowns; a tradition we have the beauty and tradition of I am pleased that Dr. Par- the graduating gowns. It has feel most strongly about. I get better, I quickly realized, witnessed and admired as purple and white gowns. kinson initiated discus- been a very rewarding expe- cannot think of a better I would need to leave what long as we can remember. Unity has never been hard sions with all students, and rience for everyone who has group to face these chal- was comfortable behind and As seniors contemplated to find at Phoenixville open and honest opinions participated in these meet- lenging times than each of venture into unfamiliar terri- the all-purple gown deci- High School. We are not a and ideas are being shared ings. I started each meeting you. Know that while we tory. Tradition, it turns out, sion, frustration grew. In homogeneous school, but between the administra- by informing the students may have different opinions can graduate. I realize new an attempt to gauge the a school made up of stu- tion and students. Some where the desire to make on this particular topic, my is scary and uncomfortable. opinion of all students and dents from different back- students have changed the change came from, and conclusion on the character But it’s also an amazing op- gather information as grounds, nationalities, their minds about their then allowed them to pro- and spirit of the Class of portunity to start something evidence of support, I races, genders, and sexual desire to keep purple and vide me with feedback. In all 2018 has only been solidi- bigger, better, and be re- launched a petition and orientations. We are not white, while others are of the meetings held, the fied in recent weeks. membered for being willing posted it initially on the the same, but we accept holding strong in opposi- majority of the students SO WHY DO I WANT TO to blaze a new path. It is my Twitter page belonging to and respect all our differ- tion to the change. In the walked away saying they CHANGE THE GOWNS?? firm belief that the tradition the Class of 2018. The ences. Our differences are end, students will vote on were comfortable with the Many of you who know me that the class of 2018 is intention was to gather what makes us great. We the gown design they want proposed change. from being your principal about to initiate will be and share information don’t need to wear the to wear on graduation. I In the most recent meeting, realize that I am very pas- embraced by all in the com- from the petition with Dr. same color or style gown hope that the traditional the students were able to sionate about creating an ing years. Parkinson and the admin- at graduation to prove we purple and white remains see the five gown options to accepting environment for The act of moving away istration with the hope of are united. We already a choice on the ballot choose from and became all individuals, being unified, from separate gowns for preserving the purple and are. because without it, the even more excited when and feeling a part of what boys and girls was not in- white gowns. As senior Gender-identified gown process would not be truly they saw what they actually we call the Phantom Phami- tended to be controversial, class president, I sched- colors of purple and white democratic. looked like. Many of the ly. When I think about the or based on the feelings of uled a meeting with Dr. would not be an issue if all Ultimately, I along with students who traditionally special day of graduation any one individual. Rather, Parkinson to discuss the students were given the most students, just want to wore white gowns in the and the last day that we will the motivation behind a state of the gowns and freedom to choose and look good at graduation. I past were thrilled because likely all be together for that singular robe was rooted in share the results of the wear the color gown they am open to change, as there was no longer the final time on Washington unity. The Class of 2018 is petition. wish at graduation. This is long as the change is posi- need to have to wear a Field, I think about how I unique - perhaps the most The petition, intended to a simple solution to the tive and we don’t lose who white dress or white pants want us to be remembered. I diverse and widely talented measure support, gained dilemma which befalls we are in the process. underneath. don’t want us to be identi- I’ve ever had the pleasure of traction as it circulated on students who are una- There were concerns raised fied because of the color of serving. The goal of your several social media plat- ble to make a gender about the senior photos that gown that we wore, or the education is to make you forms. The petition not choice. Girls wearing had already been taken in gown we had to choose to more knowing, complete only demonstrated sup- white and boys wearing the all-white or all purple wear. I want us to walk off of and well-rounded. Gradua- port by PAHS students, purple has never mar- gowns, of which I quickly Washington field unified in tion is a time to reflect and but garnered the support ginalized women or addressed. Lifetouch has a gown that truly represents celebrate the accomplish- of the Phoenixville com- men. It is a simple and who we are as a school: ments you’ve made during munity and alumni, closing logical way to break a gown that represents your time at Phoenixville. I with over 1,000 signatures the class up into the all of us, that is purple cannot think of a better in one week in favor of school colors. If people and white, classy, and example of progress to- keeping both color gowns! feel uncomfortable aesthetically pleasing to wards your development, Attracting the attention wearing one color, they the eye. both as individuals and as a of the “Phoenixville are allowed to choose During my younger class, than to appear at Patch,” reporter Justin another. years (my much younger Washington Field this June Heinze hastened to gather The notion that blend- years), I participated united, side by side, adorned information from the ing all genders into one heavily in track and in the same purple and school district. He report- color for the sake of field. Our team had a white as your forebears - but ed on September 1 that gender equality is not sterling reputation for as one cohesive unit: mind- “the district has not made taking a stand for producing powerhouse ful and respectful of tradi- tions that have come before, any such decision on the equality, but works Victoria Wright modeling Miles Noecker wearing the sprinters and jumpers. 2018 gowns and that the against equality. As an the new gown. gown featuring the NHS stole. Year after year, just as but with a distinct look to the very bright future ahead.

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Senior Johnny Senior Jane Shier- My Benditt- John F family. I wouldn’t want to Kennedy. Greatest spend it with anyone else. president ever. I want to give thanks to Sophomore Lucie what I have. Dellaquila- a T because it would be funny to watch it eat and reach the table with its short arms.

Sophomore Damian McNeil- Shaq, because he is one of the funniest NBA players ever and it seems like he would have a really Senior Louis Flora- cool Thanksgiving dinner Quinn Danna, because and probably would have he sits across from me great food. in study hall.

Senior Yair Ibarra- Morgan Freeman, so Freshman Erini Pappas- Justin he can narrate Bieber, because he is amazing Thanksgiving dinner. and the best singer in the whole world and I love him.

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Freshman Ariana Ortlip- Matty B because he’s amazing in every way, and the best person alive and I love him. Sophomore Lucie Dellaquila- a T-Rex, because it would be funny to watch it eat and reach the table with its short arms.

Shaq, because he is one of the funniest NBA players ever and it seems like he would have a really Senior Wesley cool Thanksgiving dinner Messantonio- Jesus, and probably would have The Great Russell because he turned that Joy- Sam Hinkie. water to wine. #TTP

Mr. Curley- Mrs. Curley, because she makes the best mashed potatoes, and she would punch me if I didn’t say her.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 9 *ENTERTAINMENT* “Silicon Valley”: The home of tech and now of comedy

shows strive for. Written by: Now, be warned of the TV-MA Luke Bagley rating, but if that's not a prob- lem, this show is a must-watch. As Season Four wrapped up in June, Season Five will be airing in April of 2018, and high expectations are loom- ing. This is personally my favorite show and The location that has brought us Face- waiting till April will totally be worth it. In book, Google, YouTube and others, order to watch the first four seasons before Silicon Valley, is the home of a great April comes around, Netflix will be your HBO comedy series. Also available on destination. Netflix, “Silicon Valley” brings joy to all who watch it weekly, or binge watch it Dinesh (Kumail Nanjiani), Erlich Bach- over a few weeks. Anyone searching for Grade: A+ man (T.J. Miller), Richard Hendricks a good laugh can find one every two (Thomas Middleditch), Jared Dunn (Zach from winning any awards last year, it still Channel: HBO minutes in each episode. Woods) and Gilfoyle (Martin Starr). had nine award nominations. TV Rating: MA In Season One, Richard Hendrix (Thomas I have given the show a fantastic grade Middleditch), begins at a company that he because of the hilarious comments and Starring: Thomas Middleditch, Zach soon leaves to create his own rival tech into their plans. Whether overcoming jokes made episode after episode. From Woods, T.J. Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, company called Pied Piper. In this process personal mistakes or sabotages from oth- company members cracking jokes about Martin Starr of creating his own company, he influences ers, the gang is able to conquer adversity each other, to the company getting made three of his friends to join him in making by battling complications and inadvertent- fun of by other people in society, “Silicon his company big. They all move into the ly making the situations funny. For exam- Valley” provides the comedic relief other same house, owned ple, the team was transporting tons of by their first and The logo of the company technology to keep the company only investor, Erlich created by the characters. running when it all just fell out of the Bachman (T.J. Mil- back of their truck. ler). The team signs Another example is up for a competition when Erlich Bachman against hundreds of traded part of one of up-and-coming tech his investments for a companies who are convertible which he also trying to gain later realized is a very followers and some feminine-looking car. funding money to help This past year, “Silicon them get started. Valley” was nominated As the tech geniuses for an EMMY for Out- start to work on their standing Comedy Se- program’s platform, ries and has had many they come across nominations in prior many obstacles that years. Although the throw huge wrenches show got snubbed

“Labyrinth”: Careful what you wish for

Written by: to find her father and stepmother upset “Labyrinth” features in- Alexandra with her. She is forced to babysit her baby credible puppet work cre- The Goblin Gang spying on Sarah, brother Toby (Toby Froud) for the night. ated by Jim Henson’s Crea- the main character. Dabrowski She gets so fed up with his crying that she ture Shop. Each puppet is unique, and it’s partly what Grade: A- makes this movie so Directed by Jim Henson iconic. The goblins, The Junk Lady, and Released: June 27, 1986 The Fireys are just a Anyone who has a sibling knows how Starring: David Bowie Jennifer Connel- few examples of especially frustrating they can be. Have ly, lots of puppets puppets. There’s you ever wanted to just wish them also a beautiful away? Well, Sarah (Jennifer Connelly) Rating: PG soundtrack sung by experiences this first hand in Genre: Fantasy/Adventure David Bowie him- “Labyrinth,” directed by Jim Henson and self. It features released June 27, 1986. songs such as “Labyrinth” follows the story of a misun- “Underground,” derstood teenage girl named Sarah with a leaves him in his crib, and with the words, “Chilly Down,” and passion for acting. One night, she gets “I wish the goblins would come a take you my personal favor- caught in a storm after she’s practicing a away, right now,” her wish is granted. ite, “Magic Dance.” scene from her play and arrives home late There’s silence, and Sarah reenters the It’s has a fun plot and brings warm, child- watch on Netflix and Amazon, and would room to find her baby brother missing hood vibes. It does not disappoint for an definitely be a fun movie to watch with from his crib. Then, weird stuff starts 80’s film. another person. Maybe next time, you’ll to happen: ugly goblins pop out of “Labyrinth” is a classic movie that high- think twice about wishing someone away every corner of the room and lightning lights the joys of childhood fantasy, music, because it just might come true! strikes. Jareth the Goblin King (David and adventure. It’s truly unforgettable and Bowie) appears on Sarah’s balcony and stills hits home as a classic. It is available to Sarah caught in the hands of tells her he’s taken Toby. Sarah pleads the singing Fireys. for her brother back, and the Goblin King gives her 13 hours to solve his labyrinth and rescue Toby from the castle before he is turned into a goblin forever. Thus, Sarah’s adventure begins. She encounters numerous booby traps, dangers, and puzzles along the way. She faces everything from a pack of dancing, headless creatures to a giant Bog of Stench. She befriends a stub- born goblin named Hoggle who guides her through the maze. She also meets a gentle-giant named Ludo and a fox knight named Sir Didymus. By the end of the movie, Sarah learns the importance of not taking everything in her life for granted, especially family.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 10 *ENTERTAINMENT* Hollow Knight: Discovering a beautiful and deadly world

Written by: told to you and is mostly conveyed through find plenty of times the areas you travel through, and talking Grade: A where you’ll want Benjamin with characters. to pause for a mo- Publisher: Team Cherry ment and take the Armstrong While the story takes a backseat to letting environment in. the player focus on gameplay and having Developer: Team Cherry There’s quite a fun, it is nice to piece together the myster- variety in locations ies and characters behind Hallownest as Platforms: PC, Nintendo Switch too, from the strange mushroom caverns of you progress onward. With an infection (TBA) the Fungal Wastes, to the desolate tunnels spreading through the kingdom’s resi- Deep underground, a long abandoned in the Ancient Basin, and the overgrown dents, you must defeat three mysterious Rating: E10 kingdom is ravaged by a plague of jungle of the Greenpath. figures called “The Dreamers” and interact unknown origin. Its civilization is now a with plenty of intriguing NPCs scattered Hollow Knight’s original soundtrack is shadow of its former self, and even further Even though the game was released in throughout the game. amazing in its own right, littered with down, deadly creatures make their home. February of this year, new updates and beautifully somber soundtracks for every It’s your goal to venture forth and discover A large part of the game involves explor- content are still being added, such as the location. It’s quiet and simplistic in nature, just what is hiding down there. Oh, and ing the ruins of Hallownest, collecting new “Hidden Dreams” and the recently added but does include plenty of soft and light- everyone in this kingdom is a bug. abilities, and fighting bosses, like the Man- “The Grimm Troupe” updates, which add hearted tracks for the more strange and tis Lords or the Soul Tyrant, in order to new bosses, soundtracks, charms, and Hollow Knight is an indie Metroidvania whimsical sections of the game. And for progress further. You start off with only the NPCs. game developed and published by Team boss fights, intense tracks kick the pace up ability to jump and to attack in four differ- Cherry. The game received funds from a In game, everything feels fluid and has this ent directions with your “Nail,” but eventu- Kickstarter campaign that managed to sense of impact. The platforming works ally you’ll unlock a dash, a hook that lets The first boss of the game players will bring in over forty thousand dollars. Hol- really well, with the ability to control just you hang off of walls, a double jump, earn face, The False Champion. low Knight has been how just how high health upgrades as well, made for Microsoft you can jump. and other abilities later Windows, macOS, When you swing on. Linux, and a release for your nail and hit the Nintendo Switch is Speaking of abilities, something, you planned for sometime two unique mechanics don’t just stand in in 2017. are the use of “SOUL” place, you get and “Charms.” You have sent back a little The story of Hollow a small gauge that fills from the force of Knight is easy at first with “SOUL” as you striking some- to follow. The player defeat enemies, which thing. Whenever character, called The can be used to heal you get hurt, Knight, arrives at the yourself and much more everything pauses now abandoned bug as you continue through for a moment and you’re sent flying back, a notch and drive home the sense of kingdom of Hallown- the game. “Charms,” on and the volume of the soundtrack is low- fighting and overcoming the odds. est, home to a pletho- the other hand, are ered in response as your character is shell- ra of different environ- For a fifteen dollar game, Hollow Knight small badges you can shocked for a moment. ments and bugs, friend goes above and beyond in delivering an collect throughout and foe, in the hopes All of the art in Hollow Knight is com- enjoyable experience due to its gameplay, Hallownest that grants to unlock the many pletely hand drawn, and the amount of art, and music. With fluid gameplay, won- unique upgrades and secrets surrounding its detail Team Cherry included is phenome- derful bosses and characters, and all- abilities, although you’ll history. Not a lot of nal. With all the small touches added eve- around gorgeous artwork, Hollow Knight is be limited on what you the story is outright rywhere in the game’s background, you’ll a game you won’t regret getting. can equip.

“American Ninja Warrior”: Find your inner ninja

Written by: four, in the fastest clear. The grit and Kyle Tucker time wins the passion of the competition and competitors to be receives the able to complete grand prize of the obstacles I $1,000,000. could never imag- Few competitors ine completing amazes me. It is so enjoya- make it to Stage ble to watch. On the other hand, I dislike three in the finals that only one person has won the competi- Put on your black mask, grab your sword, and only two tion before. Every year, the fans get excit- climb the wall, conquer the obstacles, and competitors have ed to see a contestant clear Stage four, but complete the mission in the dead of night. ever cleared most of the time they are left disappoint- Okay, I’m not talking about your stereotyp- Stage 4. Both ed. With the low chance of winning the ical ninja with a mask and sword; I’m talk- Geoff Britten and show, some fans find it more enjoyable ing about “American Ninja Warrior,” an Isaac Caldiero because when someone does clear the action-packed reality TV sport show that were able to clear course they are put on the short list of involves jumping, climbing, parkour, in- Stage four in the “American Ninja Warriors.” Kacy Catanzaro takes on the Salmon credible mental and physical strength, seventh season of “American Ninja Warrior” is a show that Ladder. moments of agony, and moments of ecsta- the show. Caldiero finished in the fastest has drawn a huge following for good rea- sy. Reruns of the show are airing on USA time and earned the title of American Nin- sons. The mental and physical strength Network. testants attempt to defeat the course bet- ja Warrior. Because the obstacles were so needed by the competitors to complete Many of you may have seen commercials ter than last year. Some fan favorites in- tough this season, only three men made it the obstacles is eye-opening. The rare about the show, but still might not under- clude Drew Dreschel, Najee Richardson, to Stage three of the finals, and no one moments when contestants beat the stand the concept. Each Ninja Warrior Joe Moravsky, and “Supergirl” Jessie Graff. made it to Stage four. course are exciting to watch. It is a show event consists of an obstacle course with Each season new challengers (who normal- As a viewer, the show surprises me every for all ages and with so many reruns you very challenging activities that contestants ly have unique background stories) take on week with new challenging and seemingly have a chance of seeing it every single attempt to clear in the fastest time possi- the difficult courses for the first time. impossible courses which these insanely night! Hopefully, you are able to catch an ble. Most do not clear all the obstacles and Clearing a course is very difficult and is a talented competitors are able to somehow episode of “American Ninja Warrior” in the end up falling in the water. Others make it challenge to all competitors because the future and be inspired to find your inner all the way, but are obstacles are always A contestant takes on the 20 foot ninja. too slow and do not Grade: A changing. Even the Warped Wall obstacle. go through to the Network: NBC, Reruns on USA Net- veterans are hit with next round of the new challenges they competition be- work must complete. First, cause other con- Hosts: Matt Iseman, Akbar Gbaja- the ninjas have to quali- testants finished Biamila, Kristine Leahy fy in one of six regional with a faster time. competitions to make it Some obstacles Seasons: Nine to the final. This season, include the Flying regionals were held in Squirrel, the Salmon Ladder, Double Dip- Los Angeles, San Antonio, Daytona Beach, per, and the Devil Steps. The most famous Kansas City, Cleveland, and Denver. The challenge is the warped wall in which con- top fifteen competitors and two more testants have to run up and climb over a 20 women from each region qualified for the foot curved wall. National Final. The show just finished its ninth season and In order to become the American Ninja is growing in popularity, as this season Warrior competitors need to complete all averaged 5.85 million viewers. Many fans four stages at the final course, located in watch to see their favorite returning con- Las Vegas. The contestant who clears Stage

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 11 *SPORTS* Lady Phantoms’ Soccer: The success of the youth

Written by: the PAC, and 11-9-0 record overall this The Lady Phantoms struggled to click season, along with a win at Districts, which with one another at the start of the sea- Kyle Tucker is pretty good for a rebuilding season. son, but grew as a team as the season Finishing his 5th year as head coach for progressed. They lost both games to the Phantoms, Tim Raub was assisted by rival Pope John Paul II, who became the Phoenixville grad Rob Rooney and second the PAC runner-up. Phoenixville was year JV coach, Nicole Campbell. The able to top another rival, Upper young squad was captained by four juniors: Perkiomen two times this season. Gabri- Hannah Sands, Madison Wineburg, Mor- elle Perrotto said in the beginning of the gan Wineburg, and Gabrielle Perotto. The season it was “tough to get used to play- On a late Tuesday night in the first round varsity team consisted of five freshmen, ing with new people, but by the end of of Districts, after a hard-fought battle four sophomores, five juniors, and three the season we worked as a team and against a tough Radnor team, the clock seniors. “We had a lot of young players, a improved. This helped us at the end of ticked down to zero and the Lady Phan- lot of freshmen this year. We had to get our season in Districts.” toms pulled out a win! A District win in everyone acclimated to how we do things In the Districts playoffs, Phoenixville front of Phantom Nation was a great expe- and to our system,” Morgan Wineburg was able to beat Radnor 4-3 in the first rience for the Lady Phantoms Soccer explained. round. The Phantoms came out electric team. Despite having many young players, “Our strengths this year were our offense and had the “best half of soccer [they] the Lady Phantoms were able to secure and goal-scoring abilities and a big, many great achievements this season. strong, physical center back in [senior] Junior Madison Wineburg strikes the ball at According to Head Coach Tim Raub, go- Kelli Olsson,” Raub described. Olsson was the goal. ing into the season the Lady Phantoms partnered with center back Ava Labick Photos: Lifetouch “lost four tremendously talented seniors to (freshman) and full backs Lily White graduation who were four-year starters for (sophomore) and Alex Perrotto (freshman) us, and had only two seniors on the varsity with goalkeeper, Hannah Sands (junior), played all season,” Coach Raub explained. fifth straight year for achieving a team roster, so we were looking at pretty much a behind them. Center mids, Jesi Rossman The home crowd inspired the Lady Phan- GPA of 3.8. rebuilding season this year.” The girls’ (senior) and Maddie White (sophomore), toms’ District performance. “It was really The future looks bright for the Lady Phan- soccer team finished with a 7-6-0 record in were able to control midfield. Wingers, amazing to go up and score so many goals. toms with so many returning varsity play- Savanna Seldes Phantom Nation was really loud and sup- ers. “I think we will improve because we portive. We didn’t do our best in the sec- will have more people coming back. We Senior Jesi Rossman buries her ond half, but we stuck out the win and are losing Jesi, Kelli, and Octavia [Perry], shot in the bottom corner of the that’s all that matters,” Morgan Wineburg which are big losses. But we should have a goal. explained. They moved on to the quarterfi- good season with all the new players com- nals where they unfortunately lost to the ing in and working with everybody,” said (freshman) and Mary eventual district champion Villa Joseph Gabrielle Perrotto. Michaud (sophomore), Marie, 4-1. Coach Raub believes if the team puts in provided good service The Phantoms had a season full of accom- the necessary work, they will be able to to center forwards, Lee- plishments on and off the field. Phoe- compete in both the PAC and dis- za Galli (junior) and nixville had seven all-PAC Frontier Division tricts. “We are a very young team. Where Gabrielle Perrotto players: First Team- Gabrielle Perrotto, we go from here will depend on how much (junior). The Phantoms’ Leeza Galli, Jesi Rossman, and Kelli Olsson; the younger players dedicate to improving offense was filled with Second Team- Maddie White, Savanna and developing in the off-season. In order goalscoring ability. Per- Seldes, and Mary Michaud. The girls also for us to compete with the better teams in rotto and Galli both had finished with the United Soccer Coaches our league and in this district, we have to 16 goals, and Rossman National Team Academic Award for the commit as a group to being as prepared as led the team with 17. we can be for the season.”

Girls’ Volleyball: A good set for a great season Captain Hennessey said, Written by: Junior Romina Broglia “This year I really liked our Benjamin with an aggressive play at team chemistry and how the net. close everyone was, and it Armstrong was just really fun over- all.” With the captains team ever had. The planning outside activities girls did not disap- for bonding and plenty of point. the team being returning The girls ended this players, everyone seems One couldn’t ask for a more perfect start season with a team to have a great connec- to a sports season. With five returning best record of 12-10, tion with one another. starters and good chemistry already within and a PAC record of The odds were in the the team, the Phoenixville Girl’s Volleyball 5-8. The captains for Phantoms’ favor at the team had a lot of expectations going into the team this year start of the season, and it the year. Going into the season, there were were junior Keara sure showed in the end. high hopes that this would be the best Hennessey and senior With a massive improve- season the Alex Poloway, who ment over their last year’s volleyball Senior Alex Poloway prepares to played a major role performance, the chances bump the ball. in getting the of winning are looking up team ready to compete. “Keeping middle hitters, junior Romina Broglia was even more for the volleyball team next the team upbeat, keeping us going the opposite hitter, senior Maple Maloney year. Hopefully, they’ll serve up an even even if we’re not playing as well, was the libero, and senior Kelly Brewer was more record in seasons to come. organizing stuff outside [for team the team’s defensive special- bonding experiences],” are all major ist. responsibilities of the team captains, Three players that showed according to Poloway. Coach great performance were McNaughton said, “When it’s early, Poloway, Hennessey, and cold, hot, or you’re tired or sick, our Grammerstorf. Poloway captains led the team by getting made 47 aces for the team. others on board.” Hennessey reached 1000 Mr. McNaughton coached the vol- assists and is aiming for leyball team for his fourth year, and 1500. Grammerstorf made had help from assistant coaches 184 kills, being the most in Mike Lantzy and Kelly Wrobel. He the program’s history, and too had high hopes for the team this she was a state leader in season, and it showed. “By winning hitting percentage 12 games, the team doubled its pre- with .419. vious win total and nearly made it to One of the factors for the districts. As a team, we had 277 aces team’s improvement may be and averaged over 12 per match,” he the team’s great teamwork. said. The team’s lineup consisted of Hen- Senior Maple Maloney gets low nessey as the setter. Poloway and for a bump. junior Maria Salin Matos were out- Photos: Mike Lantzy side hitters, junior Kayla Grammer- storf and senior Liberty Allain were

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 12 *SPORTS* Boys’ Soccer: The champs of Phoenixville

Written by: and racking up 14 assists. Tucker was very influential in many Luke Bagley goals, even when not credited with anything. For example, the goal to seal the PAC Champion- ship game: Tucker crossed the ball in from a corner kick off of Erickson, and onto the foot of Stevens who knocked it home. Tucker said, ”When JT scored If you were at a boys’ soccer game this that third goal to make it 3-1, all year, you saw quite possibly the greatest of us had the realization that we Phoenixville soccer team ever. The team were going to win the PAC sported an overall record of 19-2-1, and a Championship.” perfect 10-0 Frontier record. This squad As the seniors saw their season has done something that no other Phoe- come to an end in the semifinals nixville soccer team has done: win the PAC. of Districts in a 2-1 loss to Bishop It was a year of firsts for the team, and Shanahan, they all were ecstatic Phoenixville will never forget this season. with how the season went. Sin- Coach Mike Cesarski, in his fourth year as apius said, “[The Shanahan loss] head coach, along with assistants Dan can’t be what we remember from Eppihemer, Nick Schneider, and Estuardo The team gets ready to hoist the champion- this season.” Salazar, really raised the bar in this 2017 ship plaque after the win over Spring-Ford. Phoenixville showed how tal- season. The defense received much praise ented their team was with many all PAC from Cesarski as they only allowed 13 we could get to the Final honestly a Frontier Division honorees. The First Team goals throughout the regular season. Four, and the PAC Championship.” The stellar goalie.” He became crucial this year choices were Tucker, Erickson, Siefer, Car- The coaches and players thought that this team did exactly that, and more, by taking after the departure of goalie Mitchell Coll boy and Kopko. The Second Team deci- team was special at the beginning of the the PAC crown in a 3-1 victory over the from last season. sions were Sinapius, Stevens, Jackson, and season, expecting to get to the PAC Final Spring-Ford Rams. The starters for the team this year were Jake Perillo. Four. Senior Tyler Seifer agreed: “I thought Senior captains Kyle Tucker, Tyler Siefer, goalkeeper Gavin Perillo (freshman), full The student section deserves a shoutout Jared Carboy, and backs Sinapius (senior) and Clay Kopko as they showed up for all of the huge Nick Sinapius were (sophomore), center backs Sean O’Neill games this year. Coach Cesarski said, “I huge contributors. (senior) and Blake Erickson (senior), center want to thank all of the students who came From last year’s team, mids Siefer and Tucker (seniors) and JT out to games and provided an excellent Stevens (junior), and for- atmosphere in the student section.” Senior Kyle Tucker out-muscling his Spring- wards Carboy (senior), Dan- The team should look forward to a solid Ford opponent for the ball in the PAC title ny Jackson (senior) and Jake season next year with returnees such as game. Perillo (junior). junior midfielders Stevens and Greg Flam- Photos: Barry Taglieber The team saw a lot of re- ma, freshman goalie Gavin Perillo, junior occurring stats this season, forward Jake Perillo, and sophomore de- such as having nine shutouts, never giving fenseman Kopko among others who there were only two up more than two goals in any regular played some crucial minutes off the bench new additions: Tucker season game, and also beating rival Upper this past season. A goal for the Phantoms and freshman goalie Merion four times. next year will definitely to win the Frontier Gavin Perillo. Sin- Tucker proved to be a standout star for Division again, along with another run at apius said, “Gavin was the team, netting 27 of the team's 76 goals the PAC crown.

Why the Eagles will make Super Bowl LII In the offseason, the Eagles addressed the and 6 touchdowns. Nelson Agholor after Rasul Douglas and Patrick Robinson have Written by: issues that hurt them in the previous sea- transitioning into the slot has emerged as a also accounted for 5 interceptions as well. Devon Goryl son, such as the wide receiver crisis. Their top 20 wide receiver, tied for fourth in Jim Schwartz has made his defense look wide receivers were voted the worst over- receiving touchdowns with 5. comparable to the Seattle defense that all in the league, leading the NFL in Losing running back Darren Sproles to won it all in 2014. dropped passes. As a result, in March of injury was heartbreaking, but LeGarrette The Eagles are the favorite to win the 2017, they agreed to terms with wide re- Blount, Corey Clement, and Jay Ajayi have NFC East with the best record in the NFL at ceivers Torrey Smith and Alshon Jeffery. In made their presence heard. Against the 8-1. The only dangerous opponent left in addition, they had other major pickups number one overall defense, the Eagles’ their division is the Cowboys, but star run- including defensive tackle Timmy Jernigan, running back trio com- Most fans remember the last time the defensive end Chris Long, former Eagles bined for 197 yards and Eagles made a prominent run in the quarterback Nick Foles, offensive lineman four total touchdowns. playoffs back in the 2008 NFC Champion- Stefen Wisniewski, running back Le- Former pro-bowl wide ship. We remember when Larry Fitzgerald Garrette Blount, defensive back Derek receiver Alshon Jeffery was took over the game with nine receptions Barnett, safety Corey Graham, cornerback off to a slow start, but has for 152 yards and three touchdowns, and Ronald Darby, and kicker Jake Elliott. Not begun to show signs of led his Cardinals to a 32-25 win. We re- to mention, at the end of the 2017 trade dominance. This superiority member firing Andy Reid after several deadline, the Eagles acquired Dolphins pro has been shown during losing seasons and -bowl running back Jay times like his over-the- bringing in Chip Kelly. Ajayi, who ranked defender catch resulting in We remember the early fourth in the 2016 a 53 yard touchdown success with the college regular season in rush- against the Redskins. offense, but then losing ing yards. DEFENSE: There has three offensive threats The Eagles have been a sense of en- Quarterback Carson Wentz in LeSean Mccoy, shown characteristics thusiasm and will to leading his Eagles out of the DeSean Jackson, Jeremy that only Super Bowl win present in the tunnel and embracing the Maclin. We try to forget contenders show. For Eagles’ defense’s play atmosphere at home. the years with Mark instance, even with this year that hasn’t ning back Ezekiel Elliott has just “Buttfumble” Sanchez as four of their first six been seen since the old days with Reggie been faced with suspension. If the Eagles our quarterback, but games away, they White and Jerome Brown. Fletcher Cox, continue to play at this level, I believe they Breakout wide receiver, Nelson Agholor, all this painful re- started their season Timmy Jernigan, Brandon Graham, Chris will finish the regular season 13-3. This membrance has final- trust falling into the end zone after putting a Cardinals cornerback through the spin 5-1 . Being able to Long, and Derek Barnett have all contrib- record would make them the number one ly been squashed in cycle on a 72 yard touchdown reception. win on the road is uted into making the Eagles’ defensive line seed in the NFC, earning them a first round the 2017 NFL season. difficult enough, a league threat ranking first in rushing bye. Their next game would be at home, Finally, the Eagles but it is even more yards allowed. Malcolm Jenkins looks like and the entire city of Philadelphia will be have shown promise, and I believe they will challenging when facing a division rival in Brian Dawkins this season with 47 total fueling the players with the energy to keep make the Super Bowl. the Washington Redskins, and (at the tackles and becoming the leader of the the momentum going. With Aaron Rodg- The Eagles’ turnaround started back in time) the top team in the NFC, the Caroli- secondary. With Jordan Hicks being out ers being out, the Eagles are the biggest 2016 when they traded quarterback Sam na Panthers. due to a torn achilles, Mychal Kendricks threat and will win the NFC Championship. Bradford and named Carson Wentz, the OFFENSE: Carson Wentz, an MVP candi- has filled the role of the number one line- As for Super Bowl predictions, I see the second overall pick, the starting quarter- date (boy that sounds refreshing), a second backer with 47 combined tackles. Patriots making it yet again. The matchup back. Last season he showed attributes year quarterback who has led the league in Last year the Eagles cornerbacks were a between young potential MVP Carson that only the top quarterbacks have, such total touchdowns and has led his Eagles to serious issue, costing them several games; Wentz vs. the best quarterback of all time, as his mobility and leadership. The Eagles the best record in the NFL at 8-1. Zach Ertz however this year the mix of corners have Tom Brady, makes for a game for the ages. and first year head coach Doug Pederson has grown into a top tier tight end in the gelled extremely well together. Jalen Mills Could it be a repeat of 2005, or will the struggled, however, and finished 7-9 over- league (arguably number 1), leading all has recorded 43 tackles and 3 intercep- Dutch Destroyer bring Philadelphia its first all. tight ends with 43 receptions for 528 yards tions playing at a pro-bowl level, while ring?

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 13 BY: Samuel Perrone and Kyle Tucker

ARIES: (March 21 - April 19) LIBRA: (September 23 - October 22) Neptune is entering your star chart. That doesn’t look Venus has entered your star chart, which means good for you. You definitely are not going to be a your life is about to get a whole lot worse. No mat- morning person this month. You are going to arrive to ter how hard and long you study this month, you school one minute late every day! Also your nemesis is are going to get a D (with extra credit) on every single test you take. going to “accidently” spill coffee on your favorite This will cause you to slip into a spell of depression. As a result, you shirt! Stay away from all coffee drinkers and tell your realize how old your parents are, causing you to cry profusely. friends to drink tea. Don’t forget to bring an extra change of clothes to This month: Sign your parents up for AARP. school every day. You never know when it will happen. This month: Wear all orange clothing every day. SCORPIO: (October 23 - November 21) TAURUS: (April 20 - May 20) The bajillion moons of Jupiter are all out of whack this Mars has entered your star chart, which means bad news for you. After a month, meaning you’re going to be hungry. So, so hun- series of unfortunate events and mistakes, you’re going to gry. As a result, you eat everything in your house, even get fired from your job for something you did not do. the moldy cheese that was sitting back in your refriger- Someone will report you to the boss and you’ll be gone. ator since the last time the NY Giants won a playoff To add salt to the wound, your parents will ground you for game. Since you ate everything in your entire house “bad behavior.” You will lose your phone privileges for a (including the dog), you now have to waste your money month and have to stay in your room every weekend. eating out. This month: Talk about yourself in the third person. This month: Call a Burger King to reserve a seat for Whopper Wednesday.

GEMINI: (May 21 - June 20) SAGITTARIUS: (November 22 - December 21) It appears there is an alien running around the ring of Sat- Pluto is flying through your star chart, causing you to urn! This is exciting news for you and your favorite sports feel ‘dem bad vibrations’. While in your mad and an- team. In an incredible trade, your team is going to get the gered state, you will take some lady’s parking spot at five best players in the league. Your team’s biggest rivals the local Wawa. She and her husband will get out of will be suspended the whole season for using performance the car and start arguing with you. I wouldn’t argue enhancing drugs. That will boost your team’s morale and back, since her husband is a sumo wrestler. Of course, will lead them to win the championship next season. you’re going to yell back at her and the husband will This month: Start laughing maniacally at 9:27 a.m. each day. challenge you to wrestle him. Prepare yourself. This month: Gain as much weight as possible and buy a mawashi.

CANCER: (June 21 - July 22) CAPRICORN: (December 22 - January 19) Have you had a look at Uranus? It is right where you This month an asteroid will fly by the Earth, making want it to be. This month, the love of your life is finally you feel unnaturally spontaneous. You’re going to try going to recognize you. You will first say hi to each things that you’ve never tried before, like kumquats. other in the hallway, then start talking, then start flirt- Also with this spontaneity, you will be hit with a tsu- ing, then… an intimate relationship! Your crush and nami of confidence. One day you’ll roll into to school you will go on romantic dates and fun adventures! three and a half hours late because you just don’t What a month for you, all thanks to Uranus in your star chart. care. When a teacher asks you for a pass, toss him or This month: Order pizza without pizza dough. her the pigskin. This month: Run on the field during a Eagles game and make a tackle. AQUARIUS: (January 20 - February 18) LEO: (July 23 - August 22) Mercury is entering your star chart this month, causing you to feel em- Due to the lunar eclipse, the Little Dipper appears to powered. You’ll start a book club with all the old folks in your neigh- be bigger than the Big Dipper. This catastrophic event borhood. Try not to cry while reading “The Notebook”. You’re going to is going to lead to some crazy weather. It is going to want to get in front of your class and start teaching. snow every single day this month. It should be fun to Tell your teacher to step aside, for your knowledge is sled in, right? False. All your snow supplies are going by far superior. But don’t stop yourself there, be au- to break so you will have to sit inside all day. thoritative and assign a research paper to your class. This month: Moonwalk through every doorway. This month: Sit in Dr. P’s office today; you’re the cap- tain now. VIRGO: (August 23 - September 22) PISCES: (February 19 - March 20) The moon is spinning in the opposite direction! This is a terrible event for the world. It is going to start Lucky for you, the stars will align in your favor. Your grandmother will raining cats and dogs! With so many pets in the decide to go into exile, and although you’re sad to see town of Phoenixville, the borough is going to desig- her go, she leaves her entire estate to you because of nate you as the official pet keeper. You will have to that one time you did the dishes for her. If I were you, take care of all seven hundred cats and dogs that I’d invest her money wisely, since you wouldn't want to will pour down on us! disappoint Granny. Also, do not blow it all at once; try to establish some credit because the economy is going This month: Have a banana split, but only eat the banana. downhill fast. This month: Invest in Vanguard and open a checking account under the name McLovin.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 14 *What Thanksgiving food are you?* It’s Thanksgiving season and many of us will soon have cranberry sauce, turkey, stuff- ing, mashed potatoes, gravy and pumpkin pie on the dinner table for Thanksgiving. Yum! Did you know that your personality can be represented by one of these foods? Which one of these foods describes you? Take our quiz to find out!

1) During Thanksgiving, what do you like to do? A. Lock yourself in your room B. Hang out with family C. Sit around the TV watching football D. Go out with friends

2) What do you do on Black Friday? A. Complain about the long lines B. Go to the King of Prussia mall C. Online shopping D. Go out on Thursday night to get the best deals

4) What is your favorite movie to 3) What is your favorite holiday? watch around Thanksgiving? A. Eat a Cranberry Day (Nov. 23, look it up) A. I don’t watch movies B. Thanksgiving B. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving C. Anything but New Years C. I play video games D. Halloween D. New releases in the theater

5) What do you do on Thanksgiving morning? A. Homework B. Start helping to cook dinner C. Sleep in D. Go to a football game

7) Who is your favorite rapper? 6) What is your favorite sports chant? A. Lil Pump A. I don’t watch sports B. Future B. Let’s go Phantoms! C. Lil Uzi Vert C. We lose every game so we don’t chant D. 21 Savage D. Rams are yams

8) What is your favorite season? A. I hate all seasons B. Autumn- the colors are amazing C. Winter- I sit inside by the warm fire D. Summer- I get to hang out with my friends

9) Where is the perfect place to live? A. Greenland, nobody lives there B. Phoenixville C. Somewhere secluded D. New York City

Written by: Sam Perrone, Rahul Emani, and Kyle Tucker

Scoring: Add up the number of times you choose each letter, then check your results below.

Mostly A’s- If you got mostly A’s, you are cranberry sauce, and just like the worst side dish on the planet, no one likes you. You like to lock yourself in your room on Friday nights in the fear of having any human interaction. Your cultural tastes are different than most, mainly because they are terrible. Just like cranberry sauce. Mostly B’s– If you got mostly B’s You’re turkey! Unlike cranberry sauce that comes out of solitude once in a year, you are always out and about with friends and family. You enjoy the time you spend with loved ones and loved to be involved with everything. Just try not to “stuff” yourself this Thanksgiving. Mostly C’s- If you got mostly C’s you are stuffing, meaning you are very reserved and only get out of the house once a year (maybe twice if you’re feeling spontaneous). Instead of being out at a party or some other social gathering, you’d rather spend your time with a few other people you get along with. Mostly D’s- Pumpkin pie is your Thanksgiving food counterpart if you got mostly D’s. Almost everyone likes you, and if they don’t it’s probably because they are allergic to you in some way. You’re a sweet social butterfly. You’re the kind of person who can always be found with friends, at the football game, or the movies, or whatever you do. People consider you trustworthy and reliable.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 14 ; ISSUE 2 PAGE 15 Divided - Ink Untitled – charcoal

Are You Serious? – ink and watercolor

Poison – Ink Steven – oil pastels

Untitled – lead and colored pencil

My name is Avila Doberenz, and I have been drawing and creating art since I can re- member. Art has always been a large factor in my life, and always will be. Doing any- thing that involves creating something with my hands has been my way of venting and expressing myself without the use of words. Many of my pieces, I think, express soully what I am feeling at the moment of creation, and when I look back on those pieces, it is often like flipping through a journal- it’s a very personal experience. Over the last couple of years, my art has matured and developed largely into anything that involves the human figure, chiefly the female form. This past year, my paintings have also grown larger and I have begun to understand where my strengths and weak- nesses are when it comes to creating. The works that are featured in this issue have been altered where the material was maybe walking too close to the wild side… In the next couple of years I intend to continue my artistic journey, while also traveling about the world, gathering up life experiences and cultural inspirations.

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