PARISH of COBHAM & LUDDESDOWNE with DODE

Rev Angela Walker Church Office (01474) 813495 The Vicarage, Battle Street, Cobham, DAl2 3DB (01474) 814332 Pastoral Assistant Janet Weaver, 36 Highview, , DA13 ORR (01732) 823936

SUBMISSIONS Cobham and Luddesdowne News is a community magazine that is produced by and for the residents of Cobham, Sole Street and . We welcome all contributions of local interest. Please send material for inclusion by the 15th of the month preceding publication to [email protected] Hello everyone Thank you so much for the positive feed-back I received regarding last month’s online magazine. I hope that as people start to emerge from this latest lockdown and plans begin to be made there will be more content for you to enjoy. In the meantime, if there is anything you would like to see included please let me know. As the Cobham & Luddesdowne magazine steps in to the digital age I was reminded just how long the magazine had been going and it seems timely to pay tribute to all the volunteers that have kept it going for so many years; from my editorial predecessors to the contributors, distributors, printers and the paper carriers. The production of the paper magazine is a herculean task and has always been undertaken by volunteers who recognise the importance of community. I do hope that when possible paper copies will, once again, be available. As you may be aware I stood down as the Parish Clerk at the end of last year, I truly enjoyed my three and a half years in the role and will continue to support the parish council as they move forward with their plans to improve the parish and support parishioners. My successor, Charles is settling in well and finding his way around the many jobs and duties the clerk is responsible for, I know that he is working hard to familiarise himself with the parish and its many organisations, Charles can be contacted by emailing clerk@cobham--pc.gov.uk I know you will make him feel welcome. Have a lovely Easter. Tina P.S Thanks to Adrian for the lovely front page photograph. What has Cobham Parish Council been doing? The fitting of bollards along The Street The bollards were installed along The Street in Cobham on 19th February 2021. Cobham Parish Council worked closely with Kent County Council Highways, our County Councillor and Borough Councillor, Cllr Tony Rice to set up this scheme. The idea is to prevent vehicles from mounting the kerbs and driving along the pavements when vehicles are unable to pass each other. This was not safe for pedestrians using the pavements and vehicles were passing very close to residents’ front doors. The layby by St Mary Magdalene Church has had the parking removed to allow cars to wait and pass each other before the narrow section of The Street. Signage will also be installed at the Halfpence Lane roundabout to discourage motorists from driving through Cobham village. The scheme is for a trial period to see how the scheme is working and whether traffic will be using other roads. Residents are encouraged to give their feedback to the scheme to the clerk on [email protected] and this will be fed back to KCC Highways.

Parking around the village Cobham Parish Council has been working with Borough Council and to deal with the parking along Church Road and outside the Woodland Trust car park in Ashenbank Wood. Traffic wardens have been out and about issuing tickets to several cars and Parish Councillors had a useful meeting with local police officers to discuss the issues of parking. The police have been speaking to motorists at weekends, who leave their cars around Halfpence Lane and Cobhambury Road. Cobham Parish Council will continue to monitor the situation which may change as the Covid 19 restrictions are eased.

Community Grant Application Form The Community Grant Application Form is for organisations within Cob- ham Parish who would like to apply for a grant from Cobham Parish Coun- cil. Please contact the clerk for further details.

Website Survey There is a survey on the Cobham Parish Council website and Facebook page for residents to give their views on what improvements they would like to see in Cobham, Sole Street and Ifield. Do take some time to com- plete this as your views are important. Need a Plumber?

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VAT Sole Free Trader 23rd April: St George and Hiccup

Have you seen the film How to Train your Dragon? It’s set in a Viking village under attack from dragons, who steal livestock and burn down houses. Hic- cup, the village Chief’s son, invents a machine to capture dragons. However, when he catches one of the most dangerous dragons, he cannot kill it, when he sees that the dragon is just as frightened as he is. Through this friend- ship, the people and dragons eventually learn to live in harmony.

This month we celebrate St George, the patron saint of . He is fa- mous for slaying a dragon, a tradition which became popular in the Middle Ages. Whether he killed an actual dragon is open to question! However, we do know that the original George was a Roman soldier at the time of Em- peror Diocletian. He refused to renounce his faith, as commanded by the Emperor, resulting in his death on 23 April 303 AD.

The contrast is clear: St George slayed the evil dragon, while Hiccup re- fused to kill one. However, they also have something important in common. Both acted according to their conscience, defying the popular understanding of those around them and not worrying about the personal cost to them- selves. St George was martyred for standing up for his faith in Jesus before a pagan emperor, while Hiccup risked rejection by his father and village be- cause of his compassion.

Today, we are still called to stand for Christ against wrongs and injustice in daily life, whatever the personal cost. However, we also need to be ready to look our enemies in the eye and meet their hostility with love and com- passion. This is why we also remember this month that Jesus died and rose again, so that we might have God’s power to do this in our lives.

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WI WOMEN IN ACTIVISM PRO- JECT was a craft project rather than a competition to create a banner or pennant for any future marches which we submitted in an online photo for National Federa- tion exhibition & the International Women’s Day exhibition (8th March). “The banner’s crimson fabric is backed by calico to add strength and the pictograms added on felt. At the top is an artistic representa- tion of Sole Street. We are a small rural Institute with many apple or- chards so six campaigns are illus- trated on apples on branches: Save Our Farmers Save Our Bees Violence Against Women Microparticles Contamination Modern Slavery Against Food Waste Our own Institute topics are de- picted on the calico leaves : talks, book clubs, walks, crafts, new skills, new interests, friendship, companionship, fun & laughter, outing & meals out, competitions, communi- ty support (eg participation in Local Fundraising Group for St Mary’s Church Room, annual community events, Food Bank...).” In September Sole Street WI hopes to resume meetings 4th Tuesday of the month at 7.30pm in St Mary’s Church Room (opposite The Little Shop). We have continued to hold social gatherings throughout the year in line with government restrictions and have already planned our summer activities. New members will receive a warm friendly welcome. For further information, please telephone. Yvonne 01474 813455.

Cobham and Luddesdown WI

Facebook for our WI. Jenny had a Zoom group meeting with the Federation recently and it was suggested that our WI had a Facebook group. This will not replace any cur- rent form of communication and will be used to inform members of WI news. Members will also be encouraged to share anything they feel of interest to the group. It has been under a trial and operational for a few weeks and now we’d like to invite our members to join the group.

Members can go to Facebook, and then at the top of the screen, type: Cobham and Luddesdown WI You may need to scroll down the screen (past the Craft Group) until you see it. Then click Join, and answer the questions. Members will need an Admin to admit them to the group so it is likely it will not be instantane- ous.

Chelsea Flower Show moves to the autumn

For the first time ever in its 108-year history, Chelsea Flower Show will not be held in the Spring, but in the Autumn.

The 2021 Chelsea Flower Show will now take place from 21st to 26th September. The Royal Horticultural Society, the show organisers, will still hold it at the Royal Hospital in Chelsea.

The hope is that by September, millions more people will be vaccinated, so that mass outdoor events will be able to happen safely. 140,000 peo- ple are predicted to attend this year’s Chelsea, over the six days.

Sue Biggs, RHS director general, says: “We believe many designers and nurseries will look forward to working with different plants that would not be available or at their best in May. We will do our utmost to de- liver a beautiful, uplifting and different RHS Chelsea safely in September 2021.” LUDDESDOWN PARISH COUNCIL

Proposed Meeting Dates for 2021-2022

Monday 17th May 2021

Monday 19th July 2021

Monday 20th September 2021

Monday 18th October 2021 – Budget Meeting

Monday 15th November 2021

Monday 17th January 2022

Monday 21st March 2022 - APM

COBHAM PARISH COUNCIL MEETING DATES 2021

All starting at 7.30pm and on Zoom until further notice If you wish to attend a meeting please contact the clerk for joining instructions. [email protected]

Monday 8th February 2021 Monday 8th March 2021 Monday 12th April 2021 Annual Parish Assembly* Monday 10th May 2021 Annual Parish Meeting Monday 7th June 2021 Monday 5th July 2021 Monday 6th September 2021 Monday 4th October 2021 Monday 8th November 2021 Monday 6th December 2021 Depending on Covid 19 restrictions at that time Can it be Easter Already?

Can it be Easter already? Can that be really so? The carols and the Christmas tree Don’t seem that long ago!

Can it be Easter already? Do April showers splash? The weeks gone by since Christmas day Have gone in just a flash!

Can it be Easter already? The time of Lent has passed The forty days and forty nights Went by so very fast.

If it is Easter already, That time has sped away. Perhaps it’s time to ponder, pause And savour every day! By Nigel Beeton

SPRING (Acrostic Poem)

Spring has arrived with armfuls of blos- som, Petals of every colour and hue, Rain and sun caressing the earth Inspiring spring bulbs to come into view Now is the time of new beginnings Giving us pleasure all season through. By Megan Carter

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A vicar was planning an Easter pilgrimage to the Holy Land, and was aghast when she found it would cost her £50 an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. She protested to the travel agent that the cost was ridiculous. ‘That might be true,’ replied the travel agent, ‘but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked.’

‘Well, at £50 an hour for a boat,’ she replied, ‘I am not surprised!’

Saying good-bye

An inexperienced curate was sent to do a graveside burial for a homeless man with no family or friends. Not knowing where the cemetery was, he made several wrong turns and got lost. When he eventually arrived, the hearse was nowhere in sight, the backhoe was next to the open hole, and the workmen were sitting under a tree eating lunch.

When the curate looked into the open grave and even found the vault lid was already in place, he felt very guilty. The homeless man deserved some- thing, even though it was late. And so, the curate delivered an impassioned burial service, sending the deceased into the great beyond in some style. The workmen looked on in silence, but as the curate returned to his car, he overheard one of the workmen remark:

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Hello everyone, a member writing this month’s article. Here is Jill with her lockdown experiences….. As a new member of the Embroiderers’ Guild I would like to say thank you for the warm welcome I have received at meetings and more recently in the Zoom calls. Who would have predicted this time last year that day to day living would have changed so much, but it has presented both opportunities and challenges (one of them being writing something for the newsletter). I would like to say that I have achieved a lot but despite everything, time seems to go by so quickly, but there are a few things I have discovered:

• I have completed some projects that would have stayed in the cupboard so I now have bags, cushions, an apron, sewing machine cover and peg bag, all fully decorated, and even managed 6 advent calendars from panels ac- quired over the years which were well received by the family • despite the number of face masks made for friends and family there does not seem to be a dent in the fabric stock • modern technology does have its benefits once you have got past getting it to work. You can see people as well as talking but it does not replace meet- ing in person although you may be in contact more frequently than normal • taking a daily walk means most days you see someone for a friendly chat, you also appreciate local amenities and I hope the local teashop will reopen for the cakes and also meeting up with people both planned and unplanned • knowing that I have enough projects of all sorts and don’t need any more but it does not mean I will not be tempted by the ‘have to haves’ I will just have to be a more discerning shopper, particularly if quilt and sewing shows return. Whilst I have plenty to keep me occupied (which includes mastering the overlocker that has finally found its way out of the box, revisiting lace mak- ing and reading two books lent to me before lockdown) I am looking for- ward to the time when "social distancing" will be a thing of the past but I wonder what it will be called perhaps "social mingling" who knows. Anyway looking forward to meeting up in person with everyone hopefully in the not too distant future. If you are interested in joining us, then please look at our website https:// northkentembroiderers.co.uk/or email us at: [email protected] or contact our Chairman, Eileen Tuff on 01474 324734 Happy stitching, Karen

A Garden(ers’) Path

Following of the Government’s Roadmap out of Lockdown, Cobham Gar- deners’ Society have announced a new date for their Summer Show, Satur- day 26th June 2021. The plan is then to follow this with an event each month through to Christmas. Expert guest speakers are being booked as we go to press, more details in next month’s issue. Due to Covid re- strictions the Spring Show and the expert speakers in March and May have been cancelled. Whatever is happening in the world, your garden keeps growing and regu- lar attention is required to keep it looking at it’s best. Each month we pub- lish in this magazine the RHS top tips for the month ahead. Here’s the RHS Top 10 Jobs for April. 1 Keep weeds under control 2 Protect fruit blossom from late frosts 3 Tie in climbing and rambling roses 4 Sow hardy annuals and herb seeds 5 Start to feed citrus plants 6 Increase the water given to houseplants 7 Feed hungry shrubs and rose 8 Sow new lawns or repair bare patches 9 Prune fig trees 10 Divide bamboos and waterlilies

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KCC TRADING STANDARDS APPROVED How have you kept your spirits up during lockdown?

The past twelve months have been very different for all of us, no hugs, no family, no shopping, no school, no sport, no concerts, no church, no - thing!! Twelve months ago, on Monday 23rd March, Boris Johnson an- nounced lockdown- the first one was sort of OK, there was the garden to sort out, spring cleaning to be done, reading to catch up on, attend Zoom meetings, baking banana loaves and of course, learning how to home school, etc...

When it got to lockdown number 3 just before Christmas, the novelty was beginning to wear thin until…… had you thought of looking for, and count- ing your blessings? I must confess, I hadn’t really thought of doing that but then someone suggested a book – ‘One Thousand Gifts’ by Ann Voskamp.

I began to read what Ann had written and she had suffered far more than me, but she began to count her ‘gifts’ which got me thinking and looking. She was determined to reach 1000 gifts and made a note of them as they occurred, so feeling challenged by her, I decided to begin this last autumn. Wow, there are masses of gifts just waiting for you to see them -

There was a stunning brilliant red sunrise, snuggling up under the duvet, a robin watching me as I garden, hearing the worship song ‘The Lord’s My Shepherd and I will Trust in Him’, snowdrops peeping through the earth, the snow and a pheasant in my garden, unexpected acts of kindness by neighbours and friends, hearing birds singing, an unexpected email or phone call, a reminder that I am the apple of God’s eye! We may think we are hard done by and are fed up with lockdown, but remember there are gifts out there, you just need to spot them!

I began my list on 11 October 2020 and today, 28 February 2021, I am up to 293 gifts which God has given me for nothing!

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