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Volume XXXIII CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1933 Number 3 MOOREMEN TAKE MYSTERY CONTEST Blue Key Will Sponsor Annual Do you know who kills who and for what reason in the play, "Mur­ ONE, LOSE ONE der on the Second Floor"? These problems will be solved in a con­ Homecoming Appreciation Day test held by the University Players. IN TWO STARTS A poster will be placed in the Tower Room at an early date Two-Day Program Planned by Win Thriller From Oglethorpe which will give all necessary in­ T. V. A. Chairman Moccasins Meet Leaders Group For Mercer But Bow to Catholic U. formation about the characters in Game. the forthcoming production. The Cardinals. object of the contest will be to Speaks on Choice Strong Choctaw With the cooperation of Joe Shad­ guess which of the characters is den, University Alumni secretary, The most dramatic game to be the murderer, which the victim, Blue Key will sponsor the Fall Home­ played on old, cleat-scarred Chamber­ and for what reason the murder is coming and Appreciation Day for the lain Field in several years was cli­ of New Vocations Team Tomorrow committed. In the case of a tie Mercer game on November 11, Presi­ maxed by a Dick Merriwell finish, the winner will be decided on the dent Deakins announced today. wherein a powerful Moccasin clan Morgan Points Out Oversupply Mississippians, With Hitt, Craft, merit of the reason given for the Alumni, students, and the city at rose up in the final minutes of play to of Standardized Professional Possess Potent Aerial committing of the crime. All stu­ large will be asked to participate in snatch the game from apparently cer­ Service. Attack. dents of the University of Chatta­ the celebration this year. tain defeat. nooga are eligible except members The locals were off to a second "I believe we are getting an over- "An offensive equal to that of Ogle­ The program under consideration of the University Players and supply of professional standardized thorpe, and a defense far more po­ calls for the usual homecoming fes­ quarter lead, 2-0, when Dud Merritt members of the cast of the play. tackled a Petrel back behind his own service," stated Dr. Arthur E. Morgan, tent," was Scrappy Moore's terse tivities plus an added feature. Chat­ The prize offered in the contest is chairman of the Tennessee Valley summary of the abilities of the Mis­ tanooga merchants and manufacturers goal. The tricky Atlantans retaliated one ticket to the play. Watch the with a six pointer in the same period, Authority and president of Antioch sissippi College eleven, which appears are to be asked to cooperate in Tower Room for the poster and College, in an address to the students here tomorrow. making it a Moccasin Appreciation however, and forged ahead in the last further directions. half again, despite a U. C. T. D., the Monday, Oct. 23. The visitors use a double wing-back Day by buying blocks of tickets and count coming to 12-9, favor of Ogle­ "When one looks around for kinds offensive system, and are dependent sending representatives to the game. thorpe. Special Rate of work no one else is doing he can on speed and deception rather than Celebration of the actual homecom­ Then it was that the Blue and Gold find plenty of jobs," he stated. on power plays. Their passing attack ing program will start Friday night squadron rose in its might and Announced For "Fifty years ago most of our is excellent, according to scouting re­ with a parade through town followed punched the ball 50 yards down the grandparents were connected with ag­ ports, and in Craft they are present­ by a big bonfire and pep meeting on field for the winning marker, Ratigan Memphis Tripriculture, " he said, "but today the ing one of the nation's leading scorers. the First District lot. Members of converting the extra. Venable, Perry, college student turns to professional The Mississippi quarterback will be the football team, Coaches Moore and and Smith alternated in the ball-tot­ service." Captain Hitt, who is painfully remem­ Keyser, and Alumni will be present to Southern Railway to Offer Cut ing drive. Dr. Morgan said that while the bered for his prominent role in make brief talks. The vaunted Oglethorpe offensive Rates to Students. country grew there was room in pro­ defeating the locals here last season. Saturday morning's activities call was even better than the advance re­ fessions such as medicine, law, archi­ As the Moccasin veterans can well for a pre-game parade with at least ports, and their tricky military shift, University students will have the tecture, and engineering. These pro­ testify, he is an excellent passer and three decorated cars from each fra­ and puzzling reverses and spinners opportunity to obtain a special rate to fessions were over-supplied because punter, and an adept broken field ternity and sorority, the University had the spectators guessing, not to Memphis for the Southwestern game most of the people who entered them runner. Although a quarterback, he Band, and bands from the various R. mention the bewildered Moore-coached November 18, according to plans now wanted to be in a dignified, respect­ is about 6 ft. 2 in., and weighs around O. T. C. units in the city participating. contingent. The fact that the local under consideration by Mr. Bretske able profession. The fact that many 190 lbs. Hitt is the brother of the Between halves at the game draw­ boys were able to solve these plays and the Southern Railway officials. men of professions are out of jobs is Hitt who played here in 1928 for the ings will be made for cash prizes and in the last half, and stop them cold, is Tentative plans call for a $5 round only partially due to industrial de­ same team, defeating Barrett, Lautz- articles of merchandise donated by quite a feather in U. C.'s strategical trip rate, provided at least one hun­ pression, and partially to the surplus enheiser, Kopcha, et al, 20-19. The Chattanooga merchants. Immediately cap. The Stormy Petrels presented dred students make the trip. The of men in those professions. He said line-men of the invaders average 187 after the game the fraternities will by far the most deceptive running at­ train over to Memphis will leave that although this was the case there lbs. entertaain with open houses for the tack to be displayed here in recent either late Friday night or early Sat­ is never an over-crowding of the peo­ The Mississippi team will arrive in alumni members of their chapters. seasons, and only 1/y sheer fighting urday morning, getting to Memphis ple who excell in those professions. Chattanooga 11 A. M. today and will Blue Key will be hosts at a home­ spirit did the Moccasins overcome with plenty of time to spare before Dr. Morgan stated in closing his work out on a local high school grid­ coming tea in the Commons after the them 16-12. The Georgians were a the game. Coming back, the train address that the solution lay in the iron this afternoon, as they wish to game. The day will be topped off by worthy tribute to their mentor, Coach will leave Memphis Saturday night fact that there is much room in agri­ take no chances on being rusty for the "C" Club homecoming dance at Robertson, who must be stamped as and arrive in Chattanooga early Sun­ culture, that it and the more ordinary tomorrow's game. the Gym. one of the Conference's outstanding day morning. professions would be raised to a more The day before the game finds the Complete plans will be announced coaches. The above plans are entirely tenta­ dignified and finer level and that there Moccasins in fair shape, with Haley's at next Friday's Student Assembly. tive ; definite announcement will be are many jobs to benefit the commu­ All students are urged to attend and In a game that glittered with flashy knee the big question mark. Big made soon. nity, such as irrigation, control of to support the home-coming program. plays and players, picking out indi­ Train Ricketts is expected to start, crime, and control of water, the last vidual performers is well-nigh use­ despite minor injuries, and the re­ of which Dr. Morgan made his pro­ less. Among those turning in unusu­ YEARLINGS, CENTRAL mainder of the squad is in good physi­ ECONOMICS, SOCIOLOGY fession, which are not being done. ally fine performances, however, was BATTLE TO 0-0 DRAW cal shape. STUDENTS GO SLUMMING "Lawyer Lou" Ellis, whose vicious Scrappy has been driving his tackling resulted in few Oglethorpe Eubank's Yearlings pulled quite a HORNSBY AND SMITH charges hard this week, for he Under the direction of Professors gains in his direction. Ellis' punts pleasant surprise when they held realizes that the Choctaws boast a ELECTED BY JUNIORS Howard and Kilburn. students of the were also in fine form, his average Peterson's powerful Purple Plough­ powerful team. Economics and Sociology departments being nearly 40 yards. Equaling men to a tie score last week, 0-0. The Two new class officers were elected are preparing to make a survey of Lou's tackling performances was game, doped to be close, had neverthe­ MUSICAL PROGRAM by the Junior Class last Tuesday to housing conditions in Chattanooga. Capt. Merritt, who, with Shell, boxed less been conceded to Central by a fill vacancies left when vice-president PLEASES CHAPEL GOERS The survey is to be made in coopera­ out a Petrel back, and threw him for slight margin, by rail-bird experts. Bill Brown failed to return to school tion with the Chamber of Commerce a two point loss. Perry again did The Motley-jerseyed little Mocca­ The University of Chattanooga and Des Keese, Student Council rep­ Choir, under the direction of Mr. housing committee to show definitely well in the backfleld, but it was sins forced the play throughout the resentative, turned out to be a Senior. game, but their attack bogged down Blinn Owen, presented a very lovely the need for public world funds to Scrippy Moore's substitution of Izzy Don Hornsby was chosen vice-presi­ twice within goal-striking distance. musical program at the University on aid in eliminating Chattanooga slum.-. Smith at the crucial moment that dent and Bill Smith Student Council They also garnered 3 more first downs Thursday, October 19. "The Good (Continued on Page 5) representative in an election un- than did the County High boys. Shepherd," by Barri, was sung with marred by the bickerings and cam­ WANTED—WOOD! Andrew Kelly, plunging fullback, finish by Brantley Watson, the music CALENDAR paigning of coalition politics. was the outstanding leather-lugger, showing to advantage his beautiful Wood Wanted! baritone voice. Following this, the Friday, Oct. 27—Chi Sigma Sigma his terrific drives through the line Any form will do. All shapes ENGLISH FRAT PLEDGES Choir sang Gounod's "Send Out Thy Hopette. Gym, 5:00—8:00 p. m. lacking but little of being sensational. and sizes accepted. Old boxes, FIVE NEW MEMBERS Light," the fine ensemble work being Co-ed Cotillion Open House, 8:00 His performance was capably backed crates, chairs, doors—anything particularly well done. p. m. by the line play of Burnette and No­ that will burn. Sigma Tau Delta, national honorai*y Mr. Owen has trained his Choir of Saturday, Oct. 28—U. C. vs. Mis­ lan, and the field generalship of Anyone able to furnish same English fraternity, pledged five new forty-five voices with the result that sissippi College. Stadium, 2:00 Spitty Ellis, a little back who would­ please bring it to the old First members in Chapel Wednesday. it is doing splendid work this year, as p. m. n't weigh 120 pounds in his winter District lot for the bonfire Friday President Joe Shacklett made a brief in the past. A musical program un­ "C" Club Dance, Gym, 9:00. overcoat. Cubine's broken-field run­ before the Mercer game. But don't talk explaining the significance of der Mr. Owen's direction will be given Friday, Nov. 3—Chi Omega Stag- ning was also a feature. wait till Friday. Bring it now. Sigma Tau Delta and then announced every Thursday in Chapel. ette. Gym, 5:00-8:00 p. m. Miller and Denny led the play of the Or if you can't bring it, see Joe the following new members: Sarah Evening programs and other musi­ Saturday, Nov. 4—"C" Club Dance, Centralites, who appeared somewhat Shadden or any Blue Key member Hagan, Evelyn Campbell, Lee Greene cal features will be presented from 9:00 p. m. weakened by the loss of first string­ and arrange to have it brought up. ers. Gulley, Earl Moore and Jack Lusk. time to time. THE UNIVERSITY ECHO Friday, October 27, 1933

E. T. H. S. WILL MEET »» ®t)p Inittrrattg Irljfl Modest Proposals QUIPS FROM IN UNIVERSITY COMMONS ^Vsoocinlccl tfoUcfliulo Wvc&s (Echo Open Forum) THE BOOKS Members of the East Tennessee ^^^^ '— ' Historical Society will meet in the I <» J 1 i HAIIONAILUTJI™?) COVIB*OI) 1934 ^=- By Roy Butler University Commons next Friday Published Every Other Week by the Students of the Dear Mr. Editor: University of Chattanooga night, November 3. Judge Charles One morning at ten o'clock, a stu­ During the eighteenth century men Lusk, prominent Chattanooga jurist, Volume XXXIII FRIDAY. OCTOBER 27. 1933 Number 3 dent dashed up the steps to the li­ were men and women were irrelevant. and Mr. Herschel C. Landau, histori­ The hero of "The Life of Mytton," a JAMKS LATIMER LYNN DEAKINS brary to make a last minute reference cal technician of the Department of Editor Hii.sineHH ManuKC-r for a ten-thirty quiz. Or perhaps he book at present attracting high prices the Interior, are scheduled to address KDITOKIAL STAFF lacked a bit of knowledge on a talk at collectors' sales, was quite the the Society. Judge Lusk will speak Dorothy Pritchett Associate Editor : greatest card of them all. One day William Hope Assistant Editor he was to make in h s next class; we on "Some Phases of Chattanooga His­ W. T. Hales Assistant Editor are not sure. Nevertheless, he did while he was riding along a country Madison Kratton Editorialist tory During the Civil War. Mr. Lan­ Mary Alice Witt Activities neither, for the library was closed. byway in a gig (Note for the staid ur- dau's subject will be "The New Stewart Kerr Sports Several other new students made the banite: a two-wheeled horse-drawn Hill Ratigan, Hoy Hutlrr Features Historical Prograam of the Federal same mistake, and were greatly dis­ carriage) with a friend, he chanced to Government in Tennessee." KEI'ORTERS appointed when told by an assistant ask whether his companion had ever Dameron Join's Ellis Meacham Hill Waller Robert Cassell Bob Mann Ruth Barker Charles Lusk Raymond Wilt librarian that the library was closed been upset in a gig. "No," was the BUSINESS STAFF during chapel. unwary reply, "for I was never in one PRESCOTT SPEAKER Paul Morin The question that arises in my before." "Good Lord!" exclaimed AT S. P. S. A. MEETING m'nd is whether or not the library Mytton. "Never upset in a gig? should be closed during the chapel What a damned slow fellow you must Dr. Frank W. Prescott, Professor of have been all your life!" And he en­ » » » period. Students are required to at­ Political Science at the University, EDITORIAL tend chapel only twice each week thusiastically overturned the gig by will preside over the general discus­ (seniors only once). That extra running it up the bank alongside the sion session at the sixth annual meet­ TIME OUT period must be spent somewhere, and road. ing of the Southern Political Science where can it be spent more profitably The story is told that Mytton was Association in Atlanta this weekend. (McGill Daily) than in the library? In case the li­ seized by an attack of hiccoughs one Dr. Prescott, who is vice-president The most serious charge laid at the door of universities, particularly on brarian wishes to attend chapel, which night as he was preparing to retire. of the Association, will have as his this continent today, is that they do not prepare the student for life. This •be didn't on the morning mentioned, "Damn these hiccoughs!" he cried topic, "Some Governmental Aspects does not mean that the university courses are not practical or utilitarian one of the assistants could be left in irritably. "I'll drive them away." of Social Planning Under the Roose­ enough, for no one could seriously charge our educational institutions with charge, as often happens. Therefore, Grasping a candle, he applied the velt Administration," laying particu­ that at the present, but that when the student has finished his course, as I contend that in such a progressive flame to the tail of his nightshirt. lar emphasis upon the Tennessee practical as it may be, he is not prepared to grapple with the problems of life. school as ours, where the students, to During the next few days, spent in Valley project. The student attending the university is offered and does take a multitude a great extent, are responsible for bed under a physician's care, he was their actions, the library should be not troubled by the hiccough. of courses, usually joins several clubs, to give himself an opportunity to use E. & C. OFFICES REMODELED his abilities and frequently participates in athletics. This seems all that is open from the time classes convene, at eight in the morning, until they This little poem I have heard is the humanly possible for a student to do at a university. True, this is all he may Reconstruction of certain rooms on close, at five in the afternoon. shortest ever written. Despite its do as far as taking advantage of the external facilities of a great university, the second floor of the north wing of brevity it embodies all that the great­ but he has neglected the most important side of college life, that is—trying Can't we do something about it? the main building is now in progress. est thinkers of the ages, in countless to understand what a college education leads to. H. The small room immediately behind volumes, have been able to say: Unless a student takes time out to consider his path, to endeavor to student assembly is being enlarged by synthesize his infromation and to form a working philosophy, he has really Dear Jim: I— the removal of partitions and will be wasted his time. The term philosophy has a high-sounding note, but it is I'd just like to say a word about Why? used as an office by Dr. Phelps. really the only word that can fit the situation. It is not philosophy in the the deplorable state of affairs now A paraphrase of it has been applied, Ventilation windows are being con­ sense that it is used in expression, a philosophy of life. It does not look for existing at U. C. in regard to class perhaps unjustly, to that evanescent structed in the blank walls of the au­ that necessarily at college although the experiences gained there will un­ meetings. At the last meeting of the group, the younger generation: ditorium to improve the atmospheric doubtedly help each individual to form one, for everyone has a philosophy of Sophomore Class, five members, in­ Me— conditions during large assemblies. life whether or not he chooses to give it such a name. It is rather thought cluding officers, were present. But, Whee! that is necessary—a synthesizing thought, a realization of one's problems had the whole body been there, things hour—eternity! and an attempt to solve them. By merely going to lectures and clubs and would have been little better off, for Care I sweet Avon's bard thy sunny by participating in athletics one is merely passively accepting what is? the boring parliamentary procedure Time was when poetry broke spon­ locks all swirled offered. The student must use what he acquires in these activities to find would have been the only attraction taneously from the lips of common About thy glorious temples gives to out what he wants both in college and in life. offered. men and he who bothered to write it Portia?—No, Now, I've a plan to suggest. They down was regarded askance. But The main constituent missing in the student's life is this "time out." She wears them regally in truth, but The student should every once in a while stop himself and say "Where am I say that at North Carolina class nowadays the would-be poet scarce al­ in this world meetings have been made really lows his brain to cool before he rushes going?" "What are my activities getting me?" "Can I adequately from She's but thy shadowy ghost, thy worthwhile by specially arranged en­ into print. Hence I consider it par­ this helter-skelter of experience, fashion out a unifying principle?" These beauty's fur below. questions have to be faced in life and if they are realized while one is pur­ tertaining and instructive programs. ticularly momentous to discover that the breed of Nature's own poets has Though thou 'rt so near divine as suing an academic course one is all the more prepared for life. If a principle It would be a simple matter to get not become entirely extinct. This ad­ almost frightens me, and a purpose can be found in college then will trouble over what courses to some faculty members to give talks vertisement appeared in a recent issue Thou 'rt but a woman, dear—'tis take and what clubs to join and what attitude to take to problems of college, which might prove of real help. It of a periodical: for that I love thee. be no more. This working philosophy can be the basis of reference for the seems to me that, unless some change solution of these questions. can be made, class meetings should "Fragrant Balsam pillows, $1.35, postpaid. Smiling Cow Shop, Booth- Then will the student be adequately prepared for life and armed with be discontinued except for cases of bay Harbor, Maine." this he will be able to look life in the face and squeeze from it the little bit necessity. STATE ANY SEAT ANYTIME—25 Cents of happiness that is sure to be his. "Time out" is the answer to the charge. Something's got to be done! II Sincerely, TO ONE Now Showing FORMAL COURSE SAVES Oswald. What tho' the blind immortal poet of WILLIAM POWELL the Greek MARf.ARET LINDSAY (Minnesota Daily) Singeth that mighty heroes rise in — In — MEN'S RUSH WEEK "Private Detective 62" The University of Wisconsin, which has made the name of Madison a thy fair cause, BEGINS NOVEMBER COMEDY — NOVELTY — NEWS symbol of liberalism in education, is to offer its student body a course in A thousand ships, ten thousand men debunking. It is rather amusing, in view of Wisconsin's reputation as a Men's formal rush week will begin at Ilium seek university willing to espouse the minority viewpoint, that the university dons Thy loveliness the gods adore, the Monday, November 6, according to an SAT. MON. Tl KS. should find it necessary to subject their students to any further exploding of announcement made by Miss Ruth aged awes; popular fallacies. At Wisconsin, and for that matter at our own university, Perry, Dean of Women and chairman What recks it, Cleopatra thou, who LEE TRACY — In — the student of liberal arts changes his ideas pretty swiftly without the aid of the extra-curricular activity com­ woos thy charm of any course devoted exclusively to blasting myths. Loves death, and treadeth in the path "Turn Back the Clock" mittee. Formal pledging will take With But Wisconsin, apparently, is not taking any chances. Their course will place Saturday morning, November of Antony; MARGARET LIND8AY make it possible for students to learn the folly of "Buy American" without 11, by preferential bidding through An empire—ah, what meaneth em­ — Nun — taking a course in economics, or to find out that Germany is not solely Dean Smith's office. pires' weal or harm COMEDY — CARTOON — NEWS responsible for the World War without taking a history course. The results of drawings for special To him who spends with thee one To find out that an old, common idea is entirely mistaken is a stimulat­ nights are as follows: Mon., Nov. 6, ing spiritual experience. Once the discovery is made, the student should Beta Kappa; Tues., Nov. 7, Alpha have the pleasure of playing the debunker, by bringing the word to his Lambda Tau; Wed., Nov. 8, Delta acquaintances who have not yet seen the light. But the best part of the Chi, and Thurs., Nov. 9, Phi Delta whole ex[>erience is that the student has to do a little digging himself in Sigma. Friday will be "silent," or i- that his ideas may undergo the change which comes with a college closed to rushing. education. To set up the fallacies in wholesale antity and then knock them down while the student sits by and watches smacks much of predigestion. Students at the Cooper Union In­ stitute of Technology (New York) FRESHMAN POINTERS were unaware of the fact that they had a football team until the football "The Sou'wester" manager of another institution phoned Recognizing the weakness of unsolicited advice,.we would still like to to find out why the Cooper Union give the freshmen a few pointers gathered out of a few years of college life. eleven had failed to show up for the You are l>eginning a new era in your life that is entirely different from game. anything you have ever faced. No longer are you an important personage, as you undoubtedly were in your local high school. Here you stand or fall on what you do for yourself, not what you are supposed to be or what your ATTEND THE ancestors were. You will be surrounded by new acquaintances, new customs, new traditions, and a different outlook. It will be up to you to fall in line "C" CLUB DANCES with your environment as quickly as possible. EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT UNIVERSITY GYM The best and sincerest thing that can be told you is for you to only "Be 9 'Til 12 Admission 50 and 75c —• Yourself," and make that self as pleasant as possible. T1VOLI Friday, October 27, 1933 THE UNIVERSITY ECHO 3

flunking out of school, according to In a survey at Hunter College, New According to a psychological study Gettysburg College in Pennsyl­ one of the deans at the University of York, it was found that of the 850 of several years at Purdue University, vania, starting its 102nd term this Here and There Nebraska, Lincoln, Neb. freshman co-eds, only one intends to college students do worry. Some of year, is without a co-ed on the cam­ marry after graduation. The others the causes for worry and percentage pus for the first time in 45 years. The University of Hawaii holds one Chinese students pay a yearly are planning to work. of students perplexed by these are: of its extension course schools on the tuition fee of $4.00 in government studies, 42 percent; financial, 30 per­ A student at New Orleans Univer­ run of a volcano, so that the students universities. For the first time in ten years, stu­ cent; family affairs, 15 percent; re­ sity received a medal from the Italian can better study botany, geology, and dents at Smith College, according to ligion, four percent; affairs of the government for rescuing a Turk from heart, only nine percent. volcanic phenomena. The University of Texas at Austin a questionnaire, showed a majority in drowning there two years ago. has recently received a first edition of favor of entering the teaching profes­ The University of Kentucky dis­ the authorized translation of the Bi­ sion. Ninety-five students of which five Dartmouth College has formed a plays, as a hall of fame, pictures of ble, familiarly known as the King are girls are enrolled in the embalm­ polo team this year as an addition to campus notables from a wall case in James translation, printed in 1611. Advanced students in art at Ohio ing course at the University of Min­ its many athletic teams. the library. Because of its influence upon the de­ University at Athens are going to nesota at Minneapolis. velopment of the English language paint murals on the second floor of A complete course in aviation has and literature it has come to be called the Fine Arts Hall. Tom Gowdy, an intrepid colored Compulsory attendance at Sunday been instituted at the University of "the greatest in the world." man, is keeper of the cadavers at the School is a disciplinary measure at Oklahoma City this year. University of Alabama Medical The growth of research work by the University of Colorado. School, and it doesn't phase him a bit. The incoming class of 422 students college men and women in the United The five most heavily endowed uni­ at Manhattan College is the largest States is evidenced by the fact that in Harvard University has enough versities in the United States are Kitchens with gas stoves, sinks, and ever entered at that institution. the last year at least 1000 papers on football equipment to outfit 600 men. Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Chicago, ice boxes have been installed in the vitamins alone have been published in and the University of Rochester. basement of the dormitory at North Harvard men who desire employ­ this country. Students at University of Colorado Dakota State College, Fargo, for men ment are enrolled on a social register The department of bacteriology of are forced to attend Sunday School. to do their own cooking. whose business it is to furnish male One of the sixteen Northwestern Akron University paid students $1,600 escorts for "deb" parties. Univeisity students recently elected for blood transfusions last year. The University of California at to Phi Beta Kappa matriculated at The University of Maryland Dental Berkeley had finished its mid-year ex­ Every male senior at the University the University at the age of 13 and School owns that famous pair of false Co-eds at Newcomb College seem to aminations a week ago. of California must undergo two weeks graduated at 17. teeth which once graced the gums of think that a cigarette before meals of football training; one week in the the father of your country and mine, and green vegetables will keep down A bicycle club has been organized line and one in the backfield. Editorials have been abolished in Geoi ge Washington. the excessive avoirdupois. at the University of Alabama, the the Ashland College paper because of members of which go Oil weekly Tuxedoes are the latest style for the belief that the editor's ideas are The Tulane Glee Club staged an in­ At Southwestern University re­ cycling parties. track officials at Alleghany College. no better than those of the student formal football game in Guatemala on cently a certain co-ed went into the This custom was established last body and that they do not represent a tour and now the natives, who have dean's office, borrowed a nickel to Football has fallen in line with the spring. the policy of the paper. gone "griddy" have hired Bill Penny make a phone call and then asked the depression at Wittenburg College, of Tulane to coach a team there. dean's secretary if she would kindly Ohio, where seats for the games can The Pennsylvania state highway In Santo Tomas University, Manila, add the loan to her tuition fee. And be obtained for as low as 49 cents. patrol recently confiscated twenty-five students from journalism classes are A party with an appropriate pro­ as the "Davidsonian" says, "This ears owned by students of Lehigh Uni­ required to edit and print a daily gram has replaced hazing in the in­ same co-ed also wondered if an ounce Love, dumbness, and faculty intelli­ versity and classified them as "relics newspaper as a requisite for gradua­ troduction of freshmen to Connecti­ of convention was not worth a pound gence are the reasons for freshmen unfit to operate on the streets." tion. cut State College at Storrs. of lure."

keep coming back to that word "balanced" on the back of the Chesterfield package

OU often hear the word balance — Ysomething is out of balance—top- heavy, not on an "even keel." What you read, "Chesterfield Cigarettes are a balanced blend," means that the right amounts of the right kinds of tobacco are welded together; that is, home-grown to­ baccos, the right kind, the right quantity— are blended and cross-blended with tobac­ cos from Turkey and Greece. Wheu these tobaccos ate balanced one against the other, then you have a mild cigarette. When they are in balance, then you have a better-tasting cigarette.

May we ask you to read again the statement on the back of the Chesterfield package? May ue ask you to try Chesterfield?

A Balanced Blend

© 1W. Lwcrrr & MYFRS TOBACCO CO. '. THE UNIVERSITY ECHO Friday, October 27, 1933

back to England to love the ladies he Joe's, we started to leave, when we COMMANDMENT 50-50 DATES AGAIN went. heard a fire engine rounding the cor­ THE "STIFF" "What was a nose more or less to ner. We had not planned this with I am Football th ygod. Memories of The Echo's campaign By Earl Moore Ezaak? He was married. He had no the fire department, but we were Thou shalt have no other gods before for 50-50 dates last spring are love affairs to worry about. On the surely glad to see that engine. We me. aroused by the following article from other hand, a million dollars to one ran out of the saloon yelling, 'Where's For I have brought you out of the "University Daily Kansan": Pushing the swinging, half-sus­ that had slaved day in and day out the fire!—where's the fire!' As soon depths of obscurity. Stating that college women usually pended doors of one of Nashville's for twenty years for one particular as we were around the corner, we And raised you to the pinnacle of have more money to spend than col­ 1933 saloons to one side, a pal and I woman—well, what poor man would turned sharply to one of the side newspaper headlines. lege men have, Miss Susan M. Guild, walked in. The t'og-like waves, or not have done it? His wife almost windows and trained our eyes, ears, Behold! I have given you fame and dean of women at Washington Col­ clouds, of smoke covered the inside of passed out when she saw him after and attention on Joe, whom we had much glory. lege, has suggested that women stu­ the modernistic beer "joint" so com­ the operation. She not only took hold left propped up on the counter. Close Wherever men have spoken in the dents buy their own tickets for pletely that we could hardly see or of the newly acquired money, but by an open window afforded us access evening of great teams, varsities and other entertainments. also—you know as well as I that it to the forthcoming conversation be­ hear the Negroes blasting their jazz Thy name has been on every lip. "Dutch dating" is always a subject ih.es not take a nagging wife long to tween our pal and barster. from a small midway balcony (a And there have been those in far-off for heated discussion on any campus. ruin her husband. His ruin was only raised floor ten feet off the main " 'Three ninety-five plus five eighty- places Although quite a few "independent" the start. About two years later, floor) not far away. Ah! Finally, five—zero—eight—nine. Nine eighty Who have heard of thy deeds, women are very much in favor of the broken-hearted and hen-pecked Ezaak the most alluring of all, the flying and ten. Your bill amounts to nine­ And these have come to walk in thy idea, most of the "gentler" members died. legs and swinging hips of the chorus teen dollars and eighty cents, young halls, of the student body declare that they girls, caught my eye—just one of the "Now, it stands to reason that when fellow,' the tender stated as he placed Thus swelling thy registration. would rather go without dates than many reasons why fools like myself a person dies, his legs and arms not the bill before Joe. pay their own way. Ik •« waste time in such places. Wait! only die, but also his back, his stom­ "Ten minutes elapsed that seemed But I am a jealous god. A large percentage, too, of the men On the contrary, I came here this ach, his chest, and his head die as no less than ten years. Then tender On my altar you shall place gold— on the campus prefer to "stag" the time not to fill my lungs with smoke well. stood before Joe once more and re­ Yea, much fine gold. varsities and go by themselves to or my belly with beer, not to listen to "About thirty minutes before minded him of his debt. Of course, Unto me shall be given your young other entertainments if they cannot the bleating rhythms of jazz, and not Ezaak's death, Felix was enjoying a Joe did nothing except stay in the men, afford to pay for two admissions. to fix my eyes on feminine creations exact position in which we had placed few fond embraces with one of his Strong of limb, clear of eye, mighty Since the emancipation of women of nature; but I came here to take him. Going to the other end of the sought-after loves. The time rolled in their youth, and their entrance into realms for­ part in the preliminary contest for bar to serve a customer, the other along. Suddenly, he interrupted the And I will take their bodies to glorify merly sacred to man, it would seem the National Liars' Convention not soon returned and said, 'Young man, course of affairs and reached up to my name. that the traditionally weaker sex long off. if you care to get so drunk, you should scratch his nose, that he thought was would take a step further along the go home. Come, come. You'll have Descending the short stairs to the itching. Remember Saturday afternoon to road to equality and agree to abandon to sober up long enough to give me main floor of the saloon, we soon " 'Ohhh-hh-0 h, m y goodness', keep it holy. the old-fashioned idea of having a nineteen dollars and eighty cents.' caught vision of the partially hidden, turning to Miss Clutx after tweaking, I have builded great temples of steel man always paying their bills. Old age-worn oak table surrounded by the pulling, pushing, pinching and slap­ "Jce still remained silent. and stone notions, however, are probably too most talented prevaricators in the ping his beak he cries, 'Is my face all " 'I've wraned you, buddy.' With a Wherein you shall worship me. deeply ingrained to be changed in one State of Tennessee. After apologiz­ here? Have I got a nose? You heave and a clear cut clip he soaked The shoutings of a thousand throats, generation. ing for our most unpunctual arrival, pinch it. No, don't look at me like ole Joe right on the chin. 'Thud' The beating of great drums, we took our position at the round I'm crazy! Pinch my nose! Don't About twenty feet from the counter The tinkling of many cash registers— A confused freshman at Emory table and joined the mirth makers. I look so dumbfounded. Ohhh—,' he lay Joe on the floor, stretched out so All these are music in my ear, University blundered into the Nurses' regret very much that I missed the yelps as he runs down the middle of pale, so cold, and not so fair. Praising my name. Home and spent twenty minutes first part of the story being told at the London, his hand in the middle of his "Things were running in perfect therein searching for his history class. time, but what I heard was enough. face still feeling his nose and looking order, just as we were when we saw I am Football thy god. The gentleman (if a liar can be called right and left for a doctor's shingle. Joe go sprawling out on the floor. Thou shalt have no other gods before "'•!• a gentleman) on my left was saying: "'Ohhh—doctor! doctor! my nose! Around the corner, through the toor, me. " This certain tenant of my poor little nose.' over to Joe's side, out of breath, and Let no man raise his voice against me, GEORGES with a look of horror on our faces, we the club had a cat with a wooden leg. "'What about your nose? What's For he shall surely be cursed. For the Best Hamburgers in leaned over his body, felt his pulse, About one-half an inch from the end wrong with your nose? Let me see —Tennessee Orange and White. Town listened to his heart, rubbed his of the peg, in a hole bored all the way it. The way you rant and rave one 129 E. 8th St. 6-9531 wrists, and tried to make him take a through the wood, a magnifying glass would think you were about to lose— CHANGE OF CLIMATE | Delivery drink of water. Again, we listened served a very unusual purpose. In Ah, so 'tis. This is a grafted nose and to his heart and felt his pulse. At this lodge the dwellings of the mice the true owner must have died. Your Heaven's rather stuffy; nose is dead, buddy.' last, I, very sad, arose from the group The Most Refreshing Drinkin the World were all empty due to the ingenuity Virtue's rather cool. and in a half-crying, half-hysterical BOTTLED of the old cat. He would place his "'My million-dollar nose is dead! Angels, stiff and huffy, tone of voice, like a mother whose wooden leg in the entrance to a mice Oh, doctor!' Felix cries as he swoons." Never break a rule. baby is being snatched from her arms, village so that no light could enter ^» cried out, 'You You You've except through the hole in the peg. Since it so happened that I was So I'll leave the Angels, Old Tom would look through the mag­ killed Joe!' The rest of the gang sitting next to my pal, I was elected Leave my pious aunty, FOR SALE EVERYWHERE nifying glass from the outside. When to participate in the fun next. Not arose and started towards the beer- Toddle down to Hell where a mouse looked through the other side like the other tales, my story was au­ jerker who drew back against the Things are fine and Dante. and saw the huge cat so close to him, thentic and based entirely upon a wall. Slowly, slowly along, slowly —Orange and White. he would die of Tright. ." prank I took part in while a college they crept towards him with their hands ready to choke him. Their I MEDICAL ARTS ! Soon the old "cadger" came to the student. "One ought every day at least to faces revealed a murderous look. end of his "speel." A bit confused "Seventeen years ago, here at the hear a little song, read a good poem, j PHARMACY ! "The tender choked in the thoughts with our arrival as to whom he would University of Vanderbilt, five other see a fine picture, and if it were pos­ of murder. His face grew red. The SANDWICHES turn the meeting over to next, the boys and I, with no little trouble, ob­ sible to speak a few reasonable sweat rolled down his forehead like HOME MADE PIES chairman finally gave my pal Bob the tained a "stiff" rfrom the medical words." the onrush of an April shower. He Boor. Bob entered into his stroll in school. We washed his face, combed —Goethe. grasped his throat with his hands. PLATE LUNCH 25c the realm of imagination and exag­ his hair, put good clean clothes on The whites of his eyes stood out geration with these words: him, and cocked a cap on his head. If DELIVERY SERVICE around the pupils like the sky around "We Serve You While Waiting" "Felix McSpangle was indeed a rich he had not been shot to death a year Phone I a single cloud. The boys came on and :>ll McCallie Ave. 6-3414 man. but the poor sould had no nose before, this lad would have been DANIELS twenty-six years old. In this face you on and on. Finally, in an effort to No. he had not cut off his nose t<> save his unfertile head, he stammered, SHOE REPAIR & SHINE PARLOR spite his anything but ugly face. could recognize the type of person Phone 6-7941 17 East 7th St. Wu Wu! Uh! Well!— While attending college in old Heidel- that would be attending all the gay Call For and Deliver Uh! Ugh! HE HIT ME berg, Germany, Felix, through an act parties, drinking and cutting up. In FIRST!'" of carelessness during a student duel, every respect, he suited our purpose. BIJOU had his handsome beak severed from "One afternoon about three o'clock, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY his countenance. A powerful lover he we strolled to the most prominent bar MOCCASINS RANK 119 Nancy Carroll—Frank Morgan might haw been before this: now hi. in the town and entered. All this time Paul Lukas—Gloria Stuart power along these lines crumbled. a friend and I kept Joe (the name we The national rank of the University — In — However, far be it fr, m this young of Chattanooga football team, as com­ VINE ST. I "THE KISS BEFORE THE had attached to him) in the rear of and gallant Felix McSpangle to give the gang out of sight as much as piled by the Dunkel Research Service MIRROR" mi hope of love and life. Securing the possible. In a manner characterized of Dayton, Ohio, from last year's t prominent surgeon in Vienna, he by anything except soberness, we statistics, is given as 119th out of MONDAY AND TUESDAY some 500 teams, with a rating of 26.3 i Pharmacy I decided to have another nose grafted reached the bar. If someone had gone James Dunn—Joan Bennett n his face. To walk up to a live into the saloon at the same time, he points. — In — man and demand his nose was not any surely would have thought the smell This rating, based on cumulative li$ 0n The Run "ARIZONA TO easy matter, since the nose of a dead of liquor had made us drunk. When team performance and quality of op­ 6-1231 BROADWAY" man would no suffice. But, ah, Felix the bar tender turned his back to position, is high considering the poor Chattanooga's Best Entertainment had money and plenty of it too; so make up our drinks, we propped Joe showing of last year's squad. South­ I over the lands he tripped to find him­ against the counter with his head ern California, who ranks first, had a self a suitable smeller. resting on one of his arms in an up­ rating of only 56.1, or, in other words, right position. His eyes were closed was only a little better than twice as "A Jew in America with a very and partially obscured by his cap. Af­ good as the 1932 Moccasins. pleasing appearance and a straight "FOR MEN ONLY" ter a year's preservation, his body nose attracted the attention of Felix. reeked with the smell of alcohol. Washington and Lee students are The Jew, named Ezaak, was about having a war with Lexington dry forty years old and his being poor "Drinks were drunk and time cleaners who raised prices. AOVWHVHd AlISH3AINn 3H1 increased the chances of a transac­ passed and drinks were drunk. 'Joe', tion. After a solid week of wrangling we all stated at one time or another, of diuoo aioft with this person, Felix was to receive loud enough for the saloon-keeper to Men outnumber women in the cook­ the gentleman's nose for one million hear, 'you arc certainly a pal to buy ing classes at Michigan State. SIl|} pU3.I p|tlOM S|1?§ tl0X M3U>| 3^\ dollars. The doctor mastered the op­ us these drinks.' But, having drunk eration with greatest of skill. Felix about twenty dollars worth of the Don't forget the "C" Club hop to­ idBXDnS looked like himself once again, and best liquors we could order, including morrow night at the Gym. L Friday, October 27, 1933 THE UNIVERSITY ECHO

MOOREMEN TAKE ONE, MAE WEST ASKS "NEW scorn to do, Taking no measure— LOSE ONE IN TWO STARTS DEAL" CODE FOR GIRLS CONFESSIONS So I resisted till you said good-night. I'm like that. Joy at the conquest should my heart He's all right, (Continued from Patce 1) Urging a specoial code for bachelor OF A CO-ED delight; But he's not serious; turned the tide. A beautiful 15 yard girls, Mae West, screendom's expo­ Instead, regret enshrouds it like a By S. S. S. His unconcern jaunt, and a well aimed pass to Haley nent of the new deal, has given her blight! Drives me delirious during the touchdown drive were endorsement to the NRA program. II. While he's gone. TWO SONNETS Izzy's chief contributions. Speaking as one of the examples Through dirty windows I can barely of this new group, Miss West de­ Spends his time Outstanding in defeat were Shouse, see Talking to other girls; clares: I. roving center, Chandler, Leslie, and Into a world across whose border I Thoughts of me "Our working hours have been I thought at last I had escaped from Wade, although the latter back was Can never dare to step, but only spy Never lodge 'neath his curls. shortened by the NRA. This leaves care— closely watched on every play. Leslie, Through this small hole that you have I hang on. us with more time on our hands. How That I had wrestled passion and had in particular, was the chief ground made for me. to use this time to the best of advant­ won, Truly he gainer, though Wade was perhaps the For, once my feet should touch that age is the problme. To do this I have Because, although sore temptied, I Has more than one track, more dangerous of the two. land, I'd be drawn up a code for single girls." did shun But to me Chattanooga's ability to convert ex­ So tainted I could never more set foot The soft green pathway that was He always comes back, tra points again stood them in good The code is as follows: In this land where my forebears had spreading fair So I'm glad. stead, getting two for two. Men friends: No single women shall their root, Beside the painful cinder track my oooo Moccasins Fall have more than three male admirers: And there I'd be for all eternity. bare feet trod. Griffith Stadium, Washington, Oct. one steady, one "Tall, dark, and hand­ Still, our friendship need not now be IN THE CLINCHES I thought since you at last had run 20—A very sluggish Moccasin eleven some," and one for laughs. (This through: Away and ceased to tempt me, I was In the love game or a prize fight, was defeated for the first time this would sorta give deserving girls a You are a playmate, cherished be­ done Here's one truth beneath the sun— season here tonight by the powerful break.) cause you With torture. But the cinders still It's 'most always in the clinches Flying Cardinals of Catholic Univer­ Entertainment: She shall do what Stand out among my friends as some­ were there! That the battle's lost or won. sity. The score was 25-0, eclipsing her escort wants her to do, go where one new You pleaded for a kiss, and, loving the Cardinals' 19-0 victory of last he wants to go, except when she And strange. But you know I cannot Though you'll doubtless soon discover you, year by one touchdown. would like to do something different. be led For yourself that this is true, I wanted to surrender, dear, but The game was off to a promising Time for her own family: She shall Astray, and, though I like you lots, I was told it and I proved it, knew start for the 'Noogans when early in devote one night a week at least to I dread So I pass it on to you. 'Twas something nice girls always the game a 63-yard quick kick by her father and mother. Forsaking paths familiar to my tread. Though I'm snappy at the questions Health and exercise: She shall McCall put the Catholics on their own 0 0 0 0 And at answers I'm no dud, spend at least six hours a week devel­ quota of sex appeal. 2-yard line. After an exchange of THE OCCASIONAL BOY FRIEND Still it's always in the clinches punts, however, the Washington squad oping her physique, improving her Hours of sleep: Regardless of the That I show my weaker blood. led by Capt. Zankowsky rallied and health, so that she will give her full rush of masculine attention, she shall I've got an made a determined march for the first get at least nine hours sleep every It was hard in the beginning Occasional boy friend. touchdown of the game. The Mocca­ night. If she doesn't take care of her But I've learned without a quiver when Tommy Finn of C. U. late in I think that sins, after a passing attack failed, vitality, she'll lose her men. To coax an arm around me the third period broke through for a I'm only a toy, then held C. U. scoreless for the remainder With a well-directed shiver. 67-yard sprint for his and Catholic's Gifts from men: She shall take no He comes back. of the half. second tally. An intercepted pass more than she can get. These shall But there's one thing that upsets me A reheartened U. of C. eleven en­ and a fumble in the final period com­ be limited, however, to jewelry, motor I sit tight, Like a glass of gin and bitters, tered the fray the second half, only pleted the Moccasins' defeat, leading cars, flowers, furs and candy. Awaiting his pleasure, And I lose him in the clinches, to be cast into the depths of gloom to the two final scores of the game. —S. C. Daily Trojan. Saddened, yet For a kiss gives me the jitters!

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ning ATTack. . . . What I wish is that fraternity pin. . . . Louis Cook has B. Temple? . . . Martha Lamoreaux COME UP SOMETIME someone would think up another name been Balfour-ing it recently to the st:ll has a strangle hold on J. B.'s CAMPUS for the National Recovery Act. . . it's tune of six dollars and a half ... we elder brother. . . . Margaret William­ Says the child and says the cynic, getting tiresome thinking up new don't know who the recipient is ex­ son must have that Murad brand of Says each speaker and each mimic, CLOSE-UPS meanings of those famous initials. . . actly but we have a very good idea nonCHALAnce ... at the Delta Chi Says the aping world in chorus, By On my weekly jaunt down Sorority . . . and she isn't a U. C. co-ed, or we Tea Dance she had a date with Gene Says Mae West; GOSSIPPIN' GUSSIE Row I saw some interesting things . . miss our guess. . . . Patterson and of ALL PEOple to Says the co-ed, says the matron, one being a familial' sight . . . Micky Miriam Lamoreaux had better double date with she chose JOHNNY Says the store and every patron, Greetings everybody . . . your ga.V Yates and Ktheridge Lawrence billing watch George Henshall pretty closely ROBERSON and Martha Newton . . . Says the brother, uncle, aunt and giddy columnist makes another and cooing in a different car every in the future . . . he's been seen or maybe it wasn't HER idea. . . . And all the rest— appearance, proving that popular day in front of the Chi Omega house. OFTEN in the very blonde company At present Dud Merritt looks as if Come Up Sometime. opinion can't keep a good gal down! . . . Willie White tearing up Douglas of Anna Mary McCrary who, by the he's high point man at the dormitory, Why can't someone substitute it? . . . Seems as if there's a little more Street and zooming up the Pi Phi way, is trying hard to beat Martha having done a good job at melting the Let the world forget it, mute it? news this time, although you may steps in an anxious effort to find Mary Wyatt's time with Doyle Haggard. . . Florida blonde blizzard. . . . Can't this up and coming age disagree with me as to the validity Aliee Witt . . . and in the A. I). Pi Such mix-ups . . . and here comes I herewith offer congratulations to Get off the dime? of the word "news" . . . But anyhow, house I came across an interesting another one . . . Adelaide Biggers is Dub Bales for having AT LAST Though we liked it when we met it, here goes. . . . item pinned on the bulletin board . . . apparently going over with a bang, found someone his size to rush at the Let it die; let us forget it. This week has brought two new it's a list of the words that are banned having made Billy Waller forget dances ... he and Naomi make a cute May we never hear again— translations for N. R. A. to my at­ to further punning attempts. ... In Ritchey. . . . Aside from Walla-Walla, pair, and Arch Hoge seems to think Come Up Sometime. tention . . . one of 'era sounds aorta my opinion the list oughta include Adelaide has a string composed of little Bowers can be had. . . . While —"Periscope" Daily Californian. sensible to me: NOMinate ROOSEvelt every word in the English language, such stellar lights as Bus Moore and in Knoxville last weekend I stopped in AGain. . . . Not had, huh? . . . and so help me Hannah! . . . Pete Hemphill. . . . Well, at least, at the Varsity Cafe, and Borden An enterprising Yale journalist is the other applies to the U. C. football Have you heard the latest about she's being far from PARTIAL to her Jones (th' GREAT) and his band are contemplating the printing of a team in the game last week against Dopey Smith? . . . he's very much brothers' fraternity. . . . really going over hugely. . . . HOO­ hitch-hiker's guide for the benefit of Catholic University, and one of the broke at present, having just pre­ And is Norma Boh doing any good RAY . . . Toodle-oo and whut whut the Elis who bum their way to New reasons for their downfall: NO RUn- sented Catherine Wilber with a swank at cutting out Frances Peery with J. . . . with love from Gussie. . . . York every weekend. EART°f-

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METROPOLITAN FANS saw their first football game of the season when Fordham swamped Albright, 52 to 0. Parlicovic of Fordham is shown above stopping Conway of Albright in the east's opener.

"GENTLEMEN MAY prefer blondes," cheers pretty Kay Hughes, of Los Angeles Junior College, "but brunettes get the COLLEGIATE contracts," she added as she tucked away her long term movie CHINESE on the west­ contract that she earned last summer. ern coast are all voting for Yik Mun, left, for queen of the Chinese TEXAS JACK GAR. Jade Festival. She is NER, vice-president of a student at the Univer­ the United States, puts sity of California, where on a cotton and wool she is known as Helen suit grown, woven, and Fong. The festival tailored for him by stu­ pageant is one of the dents of the Texas most colorful in the Technological College. United States. Dr. Bradford Knapp, Acne Photo president of the college, is aiding the "forgot­ ten man." Acm« PH.',.

GREATEST DEFENSIVE player on Michigan's eleven, Charles J. Bernard is one of the best centers in the nation. He was all- conference center last year. , £7 SEIZING THE SPOTLIGHT in the first major upset of the season, the University of Iowa Hawkeyes, beaten underdogs of the Big Ten conference for four long years, came to the fore in the opening game of the conference by scoring the first major upset of the current season, defeating a confident Northwestern team by a score of 7 to 0. Joe Laws, Iowa quarterback, is shown below getting under way for the lone touchdown in the last quarter. Wld, World noto COLLEGIATE DIGEST.

A PANTHER ON THE RUN. Wien- stock, University of Pittsburgh star half­ back, played a large part when the Pan­ thers gained a 9 to 0 victory over Wash­ ington and Jefferson in one of their first games of the season. Weinstock is shown above making a gain of four yards during the fourth quarter of the game.

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AN OLD PENN CUSTOM—when fall rolls around at the University of Pennsylvania the freshmen begin to plan the ceremony commem­ orating the changing of the university's narfte ] in 1791 from the College of Philadelphia to its present title. They parade around the college and kiss the toes of the statue of Benjamin Franklin, founder of the university. Widf World Photo

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"FRESHIES" WERE FRESHEST at the end of the annual brawl between the freshmen and sopho­ mores at the Los Angeles Junior College. The field was made muddy, and the tug-of-war very slip­ pery, when firemen flooded the grounds in anticipation of the war. The tug-of-war was won by the first-year men. Wide World Photo lumber 4 iTURN RTILT MOW

I Key Open WITH CAMERAS TURNING on the tip of a 75-foot crane, Fredric March, University of Wisconsin ah Dance graduate, Miriam Hopkins, Syracuse University graduate, and Gary Cooper, Grinnell College graduate, perform atop a precarious four-story set on the Paramount lot. They act under the direction of Ernest Lubitsch, who did not graduate from an American institution. t's bonfire. C nni will cele- le the biggest story of the i "BOILER" was secretary, and LEGISLATOR SWEEPS WAY TO EDUCATION! Most the lusty cry of popular man on the campus at Southeastern Oklahoma >rary leaders' juniors and sen­ .ed in arrang- Teachers College, Sam Sullivan 22-year-old state legislator iors at South Da­ acts as janitor of the Administration building to help de­ kota State Col­ maxed by the fray his college expenses. He is the baby legislator of •, Dramatics, wid w< ,d pho, lege as they re­ Oklahoma. « " ° trieved their pad­ tunt between dles from trunks. Homecoming This same boiler ub dance are has been used to lebration. tame the frosh since 1910, but Of events is the frosh this B page. year stole it and le. hid it just after apprehension the picture was ie invasion of taken. irrow afternoon, tercer is the •ii will appear is season. reof: Mercer idefeated, un- Point Cadets; they scored *', ror of Notre orgia's unde- 13-12. competition lorrow before -wd. The or- ist a regular , playing be-

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CHARGING FULL SPEED ahead and right into the camera, here's Georgia Tech's first string backfield limbering up before the start of one of their strenuous practice sessions. Left to right are shown Davis, halfback; Galloway, quarterback; Phillips, fullback; and Martin, halfback. Martin, a sophomore, is developing into a sensation in the southern league, and is a baffling triple threat to Tech's opponents. Keyitone View Photo

SCOTLAND'S IMMORTAL BARD is A FAVORITE among the sports at Saint Mary-of-the-Woods college is rid­ honored by the Robert Burns Club of ing along the many paths that lead through the area surrounding the' college. Washington University, St. Louis, and Above are shown Catherine Bruening, Vera Fullaytar, Frances Courtney, Helen they have placed this fine image of the Moynihan, Capt. Lancaster, riding master, Dorothy Ball, Frances Love, and famed poet on their campus. A student Marguerite Reiss. must be a lover of Burns' works to qual­ ify for membership in the organization.

UP, MEN, AND AT 'EM! And roaring defiance the Alphas and Betas at Los Angeles Junior College battle one another in their annual mudfest. Pretty Jean Milliken is shown with Eddie Epstein, captain of the winning Alphas. tnt»rnaInternationaf inn l Newi Photo

DIXIE'S BEST BAND has the added distinction of having one of Dixie's most HOBO DAY and beards go together for men at South Dakota State College, for beautiful coreds as its sponsor. Miss Margaret Walker, above left, is the sweet­ no male student on the campus is allowed to shave for many weeks before the heart of the 90-piece University of Kentucky band, and a prominent social leader annual hobo celebration at that institution. These collegians have not shaved on her campus. since October 6. This is the only college in the United States to have a Hobo j Day as their homecoming day. ARKANSAS' QUEEN is Miss Nancy Yarborough, the pick of University of Arkansas men from among all co-eds at the southern institution.

SENIORS ONLY! And woe betide the underclassman who desecrates the hallowed boards of A SMILE goes a long way, is the the Senior Bench at DePauw University. Here the seniors loll between classes and noon hour motto of Miss Grace Brown, junior at TWELVE STATES are represented in this group of Monmouth College co-eds, and FOOTBALL CHORISTERS! Moleskins and vestments are a matter of weekend wearing to settle the politics of the campus out of caucus. It is actually at the center of the campus and Midland college, for she must collect they all live in Sunnyside cottage, a dormitory for women at the Illinois institution. apparel for Ohio University's "football choristers," Clayton Kessler, left, and Robert Hilbert. is the center of campus life. Some study there, some smoke, some sit and think—and some just the class dues for her class. And the From Massachusetts to Colorado,, they have gathered in this one building for the Both senior linesmen on the varsity eleven, Kessler and Hilbert sing in the university vested sit. But they must all be seniors! smile brings in the pennies, she has remainder of the year. choir and in an Athens, 0., church on Sundays. Kty.ton* view photo found. COLLEGIATE DIGEST

TALKING THINGS OVER during a rest period, "Pop" Warner, new head coach at Temple Univer­ sity, gives his "boys" some of the fine points of the game before sending them back to the practice field for a scrimmage game. The Philadelphia institution's gridders have a difficult schedule this fall to test the skill of their new mentor.

YOUR BUSY CO-ED will find this tailored ensemble appropriate for al­ most any daytime occasion. It's in brown, with rust colored satin in the upper part of the frock and girdle. Stylists predict many beret-like little hats with feather tufts this fall. Keyitone View Photo

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"ANY MILK TODAY LADY?" With this greeting, Mickey Kirkness ap­ proaches housewives of Fargo, N. D., to sell milk to earn funds to pay his way at North Dakota State College. The cow's name is Hortense.

AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY is the newest course at Harvard University, and here is one of the first products—a view of the historic Harvard Yard. In the center can be seen University Hall, the admin­ istrative center of the university, built in 1813. Behind it can be seen the spire of the new Memorial Chapel and the great square of the Widener Memorial Library. The buildings to the left are the dormi­ tories which house the entire Freshman class asaunit—later they move into one of the seven "Houses", each of which is really a college within Harvard college. BLACK AND WHITE form striking contrasts in this frock of black crepe set off by a white pique collar, cuffs and white gloves. The hat is a black felt turban rising to a point at the back. Keyitone View Photo

TO STUDY AMERICAN CUSTOMS, Miss Vera Dudy- n chova, exchange student from Czecho-Slovakia, has en­ rolled in Temple University. She is preparing herself for a life dedicated to the cause of international peace. Wide World Photo COLLEGIATE DIGEST BOOK OF THE WEEK

A Logical Thriller . . . The author utilizes all the long- accepted conventions of the mys­ Murder In Bermuda. By Wil- tery story, but he does so with loughby Sharp. Claude Kendall. such ingenuity and creates such a $2.00. welter of involved circumstances The finding of a body of a beau­ that we are almost entirely una­ tiful young girl on a main high­ ware of his technical trickery. Af­ way on the serene island of Ber­ ter allowing us to suspect various muda is the occasion which sets in people, the guilt is finally fastened motion the adroit, speculative ac­ on the person who is ostensibly tivities of the efficient Hamilton least concerned with the charac­ police force. With only a dress­ ters in the book. maker's label, a bunch of lilies and The pleasant variation from the an empty scabbard as clues, the general mystery story is the man­ author skillfully goes on to plot a ner in which the various police of­ novel in which surprise follows ficers working upon the case help surprise with engaging regularity each other and together see the and we find before us a story which thing through, so that in this has a welcome freshness and orig­ story, instead of the one stero- inality. typed super sleuth very nobly car­ rying on, we have the small group From the outset the story moves solve their problem by their coop­ forward at a rapid pace, employ­ erative efforts. ing short, brisk chapters, each one of which brings a new complex of Mr. Sharp, who is a Harvard situations or new discoveries to graduate, and a young retired light. The dialogue and charac­ member of the New York Stock ters are very convincing and the Exchange, now a resident of Ber­ few dull moments that do occur muda, has a good bit more to offer HONORING ONE of the recovery program's leaders, the University of Cincinnati has granted are lost thought of by reason of us than the average writer of mur­ an honorary degree to Col. Henry M. Waite, public works administrator. Above are shown the inevitability with which the der stories. He unravels his sinis­ Dr. Herman Schneider, engineering dean; Dr. Raymond Walters, president of the university, new dilemma arises at the end of ter tale in fine literary style and and Col. Waite. every chapter. writes vividly of a background he knows very well. Willoughby Sharp makes use of In his school days Mr. Sharp current notoriety given to the was a prolific contributor to the crimes of kidnaping, rum running, pulp magazines. The leisurely and blackmailing and weaves it life in Bermuda appears to have into his central theme. He creates given him a chance to revert to numerous difficulties and then dis­ his boyhood hobby. He has al­ penses logically and gracefully ready lodged the manuscript of with each in its order, leaving the another mystery, The Murder of reader alternately perturbed and the Honest Broker, with his pub­ satisfied. lisher. ^s-*

"GET ACQUAINT­ ED" was the order I mW' V given by Miss Kath­ leen Coffman to the men and women at Washington State College, when she was the chairman in •*t*0H charge of arrange­ M mT \ m ments for the annual "open house" night NEW EXECUTIVES assume offices in leading colleges in the United States, with Philip at the western insti­ Curtis Nash, left, heading the U niversity of Toledo, and Dr. Bancroft Beatley, heading Boston's tution. Simmons College. Dr. Beatley is one of the youngest college presidents in the United States. w WM ^ eport \@ard DASHING LINES make the two > C frocks shown here &S3 rof. IIUm&U>

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