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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. April 30, 2014 SEPTEMBER 7, 2016 WWW.THEGUARDIANONLINE.COM ISSUE NO. 2 VOL. 53 THEGUARDIANONLINE.COM Issue No. 30 Vol. 50 WSU alumnus walks again After six years in a wheelchair, WSU alumnus Todd Reigelsperger walks down aisle for best friend’s wedding Adam Ramsey ended up finding one The ReWalk unit to get to know people.” wants to spread aware- through his Facebook Features Editor [email protected] from the Drake Rehab so far has positively With his experi- ness of the different- page Accessive Living. Center. We got an ap- impacted Reigelsperg- ences, Reigelsperger ly abled community WSU alumnus pointment down there er’s life, and will soon Todd Reigelsperger’s to try out the ReWalk.” impact it more direct- life changed due to a Getting to use the ly, when he is able to car accident in De- ReWalk at home or in take the ReWalk unit cember of 2009, leav- public requires tests home and use it out- ing him paralyzed and a series of train- side of the clinic at from the waist down. ing sessions, which the end of September. Now, Reigelsperger Reigelsperger has “It’s great just being has the opportunity been steadily com- able to get up out of to walk again, and had pleting since July. the chair, really,” Rei- the privilege to walk The ReWalk unit gelsperger said. “Just down the aisle at his must be used with- being able to get out best friend’s wedding. in the clinic. Howev- of the chair and see Reigelsperger fish- er, Reigelsperger got people eye to eye. The tailed his car and hit special permission feeling you get about a ditch after driving when his childhood standing up, it feels nat- over a patch of ice on friend asked him to ural. I’ve been feeling the highway. The acci- walk in his wedding. a lot better, recently.” dent broke one of the “It was an incredible One message Rei- vertebrae in his spine. feeling to be able to do gelsperger has for the “I had to get care something like that,” WSU community is to flighted to OSU med- Reigelsperger said. “At be inclusive to every- ical center,” Reigel- first I was really hesi- one and to be cognizant sperger said. “I spent tant, because I didn’t of other points of view. two weeks doing rehab, want to take away “People just want I had surgery to put from her big day, but to be included,” Rei- two rods in my back.” the bride was adamant gelsperger said. “They Since then, Reigel- and said that it would don’t want to feel like sperger spent six years add to it. Then, that objects. They just unable to walk, until he day, once we started want to be part of the heard about ReWalk’s going, I was trying to crowd, they don’t want wearable exoskeleton. make sure that I would to be that one person “I ended up sched- get to my spot. I didn’t that’s left out. They’re uling something with want to fall down or not only defined by someone from the cause too much com- that one attribute. I’m company,” Reigel- motion. Everything not just a person in a sperger said. “After a was so quiet, but it was wheelchair. One thing few emails and phone really awesome that it about them doesn’t de- calls back and forth, we was able to happen.” fine them. Take time Reigelsperger stands using the exoskeleton technology WSU football team Students rejoice at close preps for big year ahead proximity to new Blake Sutherland as the head coach last short of that would Sports Writer Chipotle [email protected] season as the Raid- be a disappoint- ers finished last year ment,” Johnson said. “Team on three, with a 4-5 record. The Raiders have Cortney Veneman happen, because it’s free drink with a pur- Contributing Writer family on six.” Coach Johnson has a great chance to get [email protected] only a walking dis- chase of an entree to That’s how Wright been building a strong into the mix with a tance from Wright college student with State’s football coach, resume for himself in solid group of starters The new Chipot- State and a short drive a valid university ID. Jimmy Johnson, has the past few years by returning to the team le on Colonel Glenn from Wright Patt.” “It’s a way for Chi- the team end every coaching profession- including defensive opened on August Chipotle em- potle to give back practice. As the Raid- ally with the Marion back Tyler Godsey, 6, with Wright State ployee and previous to the communi- ers look to bring back a Blue Racers in the last year’s NCFA’s De- students heavily con- manager of the Far ty,” Coleman said. strong group of players Continental Indoor fensive Player of the tributing to sales. Hills Chipotle loca- The E. coli out- and a great recruiting Football League, and Year, Jimmy Neyhouse The new location tion, Audrey Cole- break within the Chi- class, they’ll use their Johnson looks to share and senior quarter- has created excite- man, is adjusting well potle chain last year leadership and poten- his expertise with this back Forrest Cordova ment within the uni- to the high volume. has decreased sales, tial to make a run at Raiders team. Thewho has high hopes versity community. “We’ve been getting but Chipotle hopes an NCFA champion- head coach believes for himself and the Markus Stanton, a rush in the morn- to recoup these sales ship this 2016 season. this team can go just upcoming season. the new manager ing from the base with the implemen- Johnson will take as far as any team. “Were young but of Chipotle, made people, but now that tation of new pro- the reins as the Raid- “We have a strong we’re looking very sol- known that within the Wright State is back motions and regain- ers’ head coach for group of leaders that id,” Cordova said. “I month of its opening, we’re actually pretty ing customer loyalty. his first full season. are back. We want want to follow up my sales have rumored steady throughout the The Chipotle is The former defensive to make a run in the to be climbing high- whole day, which is only about 2,000 Continued on Pg. 7 back coach took over playoffs. Anything er than expected. nice,” Coleman said. square feet with most- “We’re doing almost Coleman shared ly communal eating 5,000 in sales a day,” that now that Septem- space. The newest Chi- Stanton said. “When ber is here, there are potle location is locat- the field managerstwo new promotions ed at 2544 Zink Road, for Chipotle chose upcoming, including located by Meijer. this location, this is free kids meals to se- what they intended to lect locations and a

WSU club football team rushes the field via Facebook 2 News Guardian Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief: Sports Editor: Leah Kelley Cameron Summers Adjuncts dismissed Business Manager: Layout Editor: Robert Laughlin John Klaassen Features Editor: Marketing/Promotion: due to low enrollment Adam Ramsey Justin Greear News Editor: Photo Editor: Kristin Baughman Josh Cunningham in art department Kasi Ferguson Features Writer clear on his opin- that we have classes with the tenured pro- The Guardian is printed weekly during the regular school [email protected] year. It is published by students of Wright State University in ion of the situation. that are open to all ma- fessors, who are more Dayton, Ohio. Editorials without bylines reflect the majority Though students “I don’t want to im- jors. We have a general singularly focused on opinion of the ply that this is some- education course, but their classes, though editorial board. Views expressed in columns, cartoons and wouldn’t typically no- advertisements are those of the writers, artists and tice a gradual drop in thing specific to Art also many of our stu- he still would’ve pre- advertisers. class sizes from year to and Art History, but dio classes are avail- ferred not to have The Guardian reserves the right to censor or reject advertis- year, a downward en- it is very regrettable,” able to any students.” let go of the specific ing copy, in accordance with any present or future advertising rollment trend starting said Cebulash. “All of To clarify, a large adjuncts affected by acceptance rules established by The Guardian. All contents our adjuncts are very portion of film and the low enrollment. contained herein are the express property of The Guardian. in 2010 has been affect- Copyright privileges revert to the writers, artists and photog- ing universities all over talented, and we’re theatre courses, for “It’s hard to say raphers of specific works after publication. Copyright 2015 glad to have had them. example, are only how we can mend the The Guardian, Wright State University. All rights reserved. the nation, according to information pub- Letting them go wasn’t available to students situation,” Cebulash lished by CNN in May. something I cherished, of those majors. These said. “Again, this is a This trend hasbut there was no way restrictions do serve a nationwide problem, to avoid it.” It was purpose in ensuring but for the Art and Art Advertising: manifested itself at Phone: 775-5537 Wright State in sev- made obvious that the that those involved are History Department, Fax: 775-5535 eral ways, including occurrence, though dedicated primarily the biggest thing, I 014 Student Union unfortunate, was not to the subject; how- think, is just getting 3640 Colonel Glenn Hwy. the recent dismissing Dayton Ohio 45435 of multiple adjuncts caused through actions ever, this can be dis- students outside the from the Art and Art of the department. appointing to other major more informed students who might on what we do here.” History Department. “A problem is Situations like this be interested in cer- Besides opened stu- occur when classes that a lot of stu- tain aspects of the dio and history cours- Classifieds major and its cours- es, the department must be dropped due dents don’t know es. The art depart- also hold lectures led Figlio Wood Fired Pizza is hiring for to too few students that we have class- Fall 2016 ! We are in need of bright ment does act more by professionals with- signing up for the es that are open to and energetic people to work as Hosts, course, and tenured uniquely in having in the field, trips to Servers and Cooks in our Town and professors are contrac- all majors.” numerous art history, museums and galleries Country Location, minutes away from tually obligated to re- drawing and paint- and exhibitions within Campus in Kettering.We offer a flexible ceive more classes, in “In regards to why ing, photography and the Creative Art Cen- schedule, part-time employment and we specifically could be printmaking courses ter’s own Stein Gallery. an upbeat, fun atmosphere to work! No this case at the expense of adjuncts including experiencing the en- with open enrollment. For more information experience necessary! Closed on Sun- rollment drop, it could Cebulash, a paint- on the department, days! Apply in person at 424 E. Stroop Clara Coleman and Road in Town and Country Shopping Colleen Kelsey. It is a be a lot of things,” said ing professor himself, check the Art and Center. possibility well known Cebulash when asked implied that one small Art History section to adjuncts when ac- his thoughts on the benefit of the situa- of the Wright State Are you pregnant? Join the Deci- cepting the position, source of the issue. “A tion was that students website or visit the sion-Making During Pregnancy and and department chair problem is that a lot of would now have a larg- department office at Childbirth study! Participants must students don’t know er opportunity to study room 127 of the CAC. be less than 12 weeks pregnant and Glen Cebulash was 25 to 35 years old. Each participant will complete 4 study visits and receive a $50 gift card. 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2 September 7, 2016 www.theguardianonline.com @wsuguardian facebook.com/theguardianonline News 3 Sponsored Content: New media incubator Scoping Meeting Announcement opens at Wright State Cortney Veneman soundboards. In the to collaborate!” Editorial Intern Public Scoping Meetings for the [email protected] main collaborative Kristin Sobolik, space, there are sever- Dean of the College Wright-Patterson Air Force Base The construction in al TV screens, tables of Liberal Arts, was room 015, just below and a dry-erase wall also involved in over- Housing Program the Tom Hanks Center for students to write seeing this big project. Scoping Meeting Brick Quarters homes Comments made for Motion Pictures, out ideas and plans “To have us collab- Announcement Public built in 1934-1937, the during the scoping has finally finished and for future projects. orate is really going to Scoping Meetings for Foulois House built in meetings will be con- has students marveling “Being able to put us ahead.” Sobo- the Wright-Patterson 1874, and ten homes sidered in preparation at the new resources bounce ideas around lik said. “We’ve been Air Force Base Hous- on Yount Drive built in of the Draft EIS. Writ- for video production. with the communi- working on this for ing Program Environ- 1975. Alternatives for ten comments may The Media Incu- cation students will the past three years.” mental Impact State- the disposition of these be submitted at pub- bator, housing a tele- be great,” said film The incubator will ment The United States homes and the asso- lic scoping meetings. vision center, control major student, Dan- be used for scheduled Air Force (Air Force) ciated environmental Information on the room and a large col- iel Kilwacka, “and classes, but as the year invites the public to impacts will be eval- Wright-Patterson AFB laborative space, will the new permanent progresses there will attend public scop- uated in the WPAFB housing project can be offer communication green screen is going also be workshops ing meetings for the housing program EIS. accessed at the project outlets for film stu- to be nice to be able and events occur- Wright-Patterson Air The public is invited website at http://wpaf- dents to work togeth- to work with as well.” ring where anyone Force Base (WPAFB) to participate in deter- bhousingeis.versar. er in creating videos. Many other stu- can come and learn. Housing Program mining the scope of com. The project web- The televisiondents took the time The incubator Environmental Im- environmental issues site can also be used to room is nearly sound to write out their doesn’t have set hours pact Statement (EIS). and alternatives to be submit scoping com- proof with a perma- comments on the at the moment, but The Air Force will analyzed in the EIS. ments. Additionally, nent green screen. new dry-erase wall given some time to hold two public scop- Public scoping meet- written comments The control room has commenting, how break-in the facili- ing meetings to pres- ings will be held on will be accepted by everything it needs to the facility would ty, more news will ent information about 26 September and 27 mail or e-mail through manipulate the televi- be an “Evolutionary come to when it will the project and to so- September 2016 in the 9 October 2016. sion room including leap!” by M. Brown. be open regularly, as licit input from the Fairborn High School For more infor- switchboards, char- Carol L. wrote, well as when events public. The Air Force auditorium. An open mation, to request acter generators and “Cannot wait will be taking place. proposes to build new house will begin at handicap assistance or renovate, privat- 5:30 p.m. with a pre- or translation ser- ize, lease, or demolish sentation from 6:30- vices at the meetings, its current govern- 7:00 pm. The meeting or to submit com- ment-owned housing will end at 8:30 pm. ments, please contact: units. 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These and alternatives and housingeis.versar.com include eighty-nine to submit comments. hamna Tweets of the Week wright state, where you pay $135 t park a mile away from your dorm Tabitha LeDuc Trisha Ziegler Elizabeth Hollon Dear fellow @wrightstate I had a great time at Don’t have class today, students: eating nuts and Wright STate fall fest, it was labs are cancelled for other crunchy food in a really cool learning about tomorrow, and no classes quiet classroom makes all the ways to get involved scheduled for Thursday. It’s you a bad person. at my new school #lrwsu a great week! @wrightstate Wright State students welcome Guardian Facts Guidebook app Sarah Cavender scription of how the the ability to utilize a Serving Size 3 articles (150g) Contributing Writer [email protected] building is utilized. customizable search to To help students access certain events Servings Per Container: about 9 The introductionengage in student or- they are interested in. of the new Guidebook ganizations around Guidebook col- Amount Per Serving app is giving students campus, there are or codes different an easier way to access links to direct users to events in the schedul- Words 1843 Words from Title 8 events and activities OrgSync, where stu- ing option to ensure happening at Wright dents can find more ease in navigation. % Daily Value* State University. information about “I think the Guide- WSU is engaging the organization and book app will be an Total Facts 94 8% students by offering a how to get involved. easy way for Wright variety of options to Commuter and State students to get Researched Facts 26 3% use, such as an events resident students will involved and feel more calendar, the abili- both benefit fromconnected,” Bailey Facts from sources 68 6% ty to utilize maps of the Guidebook app. Webber said, a soph- the school and infor- A feature called “Get omore at WSU. “I Writers 3 10% mation about cam- to Campus” allows thought it was cool! pus dining options. the students to navi- I can even add the In addition, students gate to campus from event to my person- Photos 4 1% have the ability to be their current location. al schedule and keep interactive through Keeping in mind track of what I’m at- Graphics 1 different events bythat students have a tending each day. 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facebook.com/theguardianonline @wsuguardian www.theguardianonline.com September 7, 2016 3 4 Wright Life Owen’s Place: Recreation inclusive for all Adam Ramsey walkers or wheelchairs have a fully accessi- it comes down to a nity here. It’s like the 5 p.m. There will be Features Editor [email protected] don’t get elevated play,” ble baseball diamond mother that wants to 1950’s in terms of ac- a 10k, 5k and a mile Gustafson said. “This planned, and more.” give her son the op- cessibility in Ohio. It’s walk with food, re- Many traditions will provide a sense Gustafson was in- portunities she had terrible. I wanted him freshments, awards held by families and of elevation and they spired to build Ow- while growing up. to have the ability to and door prizes. children tend to be ex- can be in the tree- en’s Place when her “It was me trying to go with his friends, to For more informa- clusive for people that house area with their son, Owen, tried to provide the same op- go with his brother, to tion on Owen’s Place are differently abled, able-bodied peers. It play at an accessible portunities that I had play. We’ve been work- and their upcoming including simple ac- will also provide the playground in Day- as a kid, for my child,” ing on it ever since.” events, students can tivities like playing opportunity for bird ton, recommended by Gustafson said. “I grew The next Owen’s check out the Face- on playgrounds or in watching or photog- Owen’s early interven- up on a farm, we played Place event is the Run, book page and web- parks. However, Ow- raphy, because we cre- tion specialist. How- outside all the time. Roll and Walk Char- site at owensplace.org en’s Place in Rotary ated it around existing ever, they found that Owen doesn’t have ity Race on Sunday, Park aims to be inclu- trees, so it will work none of the features that a same opportu- Sept. 25 from noon to sive for all abilities. for adults as well.” would work for him. “Owen’s Place is a As more money is “We went to see it, universally designed raised, there are plans and it wouldn’t work recreation area that to build more addi- for Owen,” Gustafson will work for individ- tions to Owen’s Place. said. “We had to park uals of any ability,” Tr- “We also have ad- in the mud, so we ish Gustafson, Owen’s ditional playground wouldn’t have gotten Place co-chair, said. equipment planned,” his wheelchair in. We “So, whether it is an Gustafson said. “We had to carry him in, adult or a child, able have a very large met- and there was nothing bodied or with a dis- al slide planned that there that would work ability. It is a recreation four or five kids can for him. I now know area for everyone.” slide down them, or that this playground Owen’s Place is adults. Metal slides was constructed by a currently made up of are important because family with different two sections. One is a kids with cochlear im- needs than ours. I left shadow play area with plants can’t use plas- there with multiple glass sculptures that tic slides due to the ideas about what could can be interacted with, static interference, so be added or amended and the other is the we want to make sure to make it work for as treehouse village, all of we have one of those many kids as possible.” which are accessible. available. And we also At the end of it, A treehouse at Owen’s Place in Beavercreek Photo by: Josh Cunningham “Kids that are in Skee Week offers events App Review: for sororities Kelsey Powell tain a progressive in- offers sexual health Staff Writer “Reigns” [email protected] terest in college life; awareness, Friday is With hiring of new and to be of service to a cookout, Saturday Adam Ramsey Reigns is more to get boring. It is Features Editor students to jobs around all mankind,” Presi- is open mic/talent [email protected] than just resource possible to get more campus, people sign- dent Rheja Taylor said. showcase and then management. Therecards, which will open ing up for organiza- Skee Week is a se- Sunday is church. Now that smart- are various tasks that up more decisions to tions or recruitment ries of events through- Some of the favor- phones are every- you can complete as make and create new for sororities or frater- out the week this is ite events over the where, you don’t need you are ruling, some storylines, but it is nities it can get chaotic provided to the “cam- years have been “hip a console to have a tasks are obvious, like still annoying at times on campus. Skee Week pus and young wom- hop psychology, po- decent gaming experi- “govern for five years,” seeing another deci- could offer a reme- en who are interested etry spotlight, rela- ence. Now you can ex- to vague, mysterious sion crop up yet again. dy for that though. in the organization to tionship forum, mixer plore, fight and rule a tasks like “arrange a Reigns is not free. Skee Week is put on get to know the mem- and church service kingdom with Reigns. beastial honeymoon.” With a price of $2.99 by Alpha Kappa Alpha bers of the chapter in which faith is the Produced by De- There are plots to be there is not a heavy Sorority Inc. which and to introduce the foundation base of the volver Digital, Reigns uncovered, parts of the investment, so Reigns stands for “cultivating five target areas of the sorority,” Taylor said. is a tinder-like game castle to be explored is still worth the cost. and encouraging high sorority,” Taylor said. Skee Week is a very where you play as and fights to be won. However, if you are not scholastic and ethical The range of events important event for a king that manag- There is plenty to keep a typical app gamer, I standards; to promote is made to fit many Alpha Kappa Alpha es his kingdom by you occupied while would consider wait- unity and friendship different ideas of fun. “Skee Week is the most swiping left or right. building resources. ing for a price drop. among college wom- On Tuesday there is monumental impact The King’s objec- Many of the choic- All in all, Reigns is en; to alleviate prob- a mix and mingle, on we make each year tive is to break a curse es you must make fre- a solid game that has lems concerning girls Wednesday a panel aside from our other placed on his family by quently recur. Many of a lot of replayability. and women; to main- discussion, Thursday events,” Taylor said. the devil. In the mean- the dialogue options If you like app games, time, the king must happen often enough Reigns is worth a shot. manage four resourc- es, and if any of them get too low or too high, the King dies. Resource man- agement in Reigns is exciting, because the effects of the player’s decisions are not ob- vious. You can only see which resourc- es will be affected. So if cash is low, and you’re getting ready to say yes to an affair, it could cost a pretty penny or pay you off. This form of re- source management makes you make choices that you don’t agree with. Sure, it may be awful for a king Want to be a News Writer for The to double the price of bread for an already Guardian? Have experience in impoverished popula- Communications, Journalism or English tion, but in the name of resource manage- fields? E-mail us for more information at ment, it is integral to [email protected]. We pay! make bad decisions.

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Photo by Phil O’Neal facebook.com/theguardianonline @wsuguardian www.theguardianonline.com September 7, 2016 5 6 Wright Life Guardian Matchmaker To submit your romantic enquiries, e-mail [email protected] Male, 25—You’re the hottie with the body I 18, Freshman— You don’t know me, and I know Female, 21, Afro—I’m the one you bumped spotted on the quad during Fall Fest. You have a I’ll never find you, but I needed you to know into in Rike after Fall Fest. You helped me pick pink stripe in your hair and pink glasses. I saw this: Your pants were covered in some sort of up my books. You probably don’t remember you, and frankly, I’m interested. Come find me. weird, brown goo at Fall Fest and I didn’t have me, but I want to see you again. I’ll be waiting You know you want to. I’ll be wearing neon the heart to tell you. I apologize. I’ll always re- on Friday in the same place we originally met. pink (just for you) in the quad on Friday at 2. gret passing you without saying something. Love, your dream girl.

Female, 18, Blonde—I saw you after Psych in Male, 20, Brown Eyes—Shout out to the hon- Male, 22— Yo, girl with the hot pink yoga pants Oelman Hall, and I knew I needed to get to ey with the big brown eyes in Chemistry lab carrying a plate of food. Those buns looked know you better. You were wearing a Harry Tuesday mornings. I’m sitting a table away, and good enough to eat! Let me take you out to Potter t-shirt, and I immediately knew we were wearing a navy polo shirt. Don’t be shy! Come dinner and show you how good the Red Lob- both Ravenclaws. Want to meet up and snuggle talk to me. We can flirt by the beakers, and the ster buns really are, then we can discuss baking in our common room? E-mail me at sarahthe- prof will think we’re studying. I can promise methods and swap recipes. If we have chemsit- [email protected]. we’ll have mad chemistry. ;-) ry, I’ll even call you Bunny. The Jumble HOROSCOPES mix it up Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Libra (Sep. 24-Oct. 23) K R A P You’re looking for purpose in life, and you Spying on your neighbor is a very naugh- think you’ve looked everywhere. But have you ty thing to do, and we recommend you stop looked at the zoo? Purpose waits for you in immediately. The stars are not in allignment, the muskrat enclosure. Channel your fear, and which means any romantic overture you make open your arms to these little rodents. Watch this month will be met with a slap to the face. E C R O S your life be transformed. Your lucky bug is: Your lucky popsicle flavor is: Blue. Ant. Taurus (Apr. 21-May 21) Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)

Are you bent out of shape about Theresa Ca- Grab a flashlight and drive to Jacoby Road Y E O J N puto coming to campus? Well, you should be, between Yellow Springs and Xenia. Step out of because insane things are going to happen if your car and look up at the sky. On Saturday at you keep moaning about her appearance at The 3 a.m., you will see a flaming ball of light pierce Nutter Center. I-n-s-a-n-e things. Watch out. the sky, but only if you ate a pound of gummy Your lucky conversation topic is: Grapes. worms beforehand. Your lucky cat is: Calico. T I R H G Gemini (May 22-June 21) Sagittarius

You have a quiet personality, Gemini, which (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) Right Enjoy, Score, Park, Answers: means you have to stand up for yourself when you feel attacked. This Friday, you will be at- Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb.19) tacked by a bat. Now is not the time to shy away It’s time to snap out of your self-possessed from confrontation. On the contrary! Fight like snit you’ve been in, and come back to the real You’re a dreamer, Aquarius. But don’t let your your life depends on it. Because if you are bit by world. According to the stars, if you refuse to dreams get in the way of reality. Because your this bat, your life could be in jeapordy. You’ve get realistic, your room will be vandalized. Your bed bug problem is a very real problem that been warned. Your lucky conversation topic is: lucky conversation topic is: How the wolves you need to take care of ASAP. Didn’t know Grapefruit facial scrubs. saved the national parks. you had bed bugs? You know now. Your lucky conversation topic is: Helicopter parenting. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) Pisces (Feb. 20-Mar.20)

Sometimes you feel like you were born in the It’s time to break out your flannel and head to Roll up your pant legs, Pisces, because things wrong century, Cancer. You were. The fabric of the rodeo, because your bucking bronco of a are about to get deep. You will encounter a time was disrupted, meaning you were actu- man is waiting for you there. Look for the man stranger with thought-provoking, life-changing ally meant to be born to a clergyman’s family with the hairiest chest, the 40-gallon hat and questions while you are walking the streets of in Regency England. Go to BART at midnight the name tag that says, “Charles Ray.” You just Yellow Springs after midnight this week. Do on Sunday. Repeat the words, “Doo-op, doo- found your future husband. You’re so, so wel- not eat anything he offers you, but consider his op, clams, clams, clams,” then clap your hands. come. Your lucky conversation topic is: “Bull questions. The answers? Look under the yellow Goodbye 2016. Your lucky dish is: Figgy pud- riding.” rock in The Woods. There you will find the ding. answers you are looking for. Your lucky gum is: Juicy Fruit. Leo (July 23-Aug. 21) Virgo (Aug. 22- Sep. 23)

Look to your right. See the person with the Do you enjoy watching Netflix alone in your Check back next week to read glasses? They’re your future spouse. Now get room for hours? Well, it turns out that you over there and get your flirt on. Your lucky con- missed an important life event while you were more horoscopes! versation topic is: How dogs descended from binge watching “Stranger Things.” Yikes. Your wolves. lucky conversation topic is: BART.

6 September 7, 2016 www.theguardianonline.com @wsuguardian facebook.com/theguardianonline Sports 7 Ohio State romps College Football Preview Blake Sutherland Bowling Green Sports Writer 25. Ohio State starts will attempt to replace that hope to woo the Cameron Summers [email protected] the year at the six spot dynamic players to the selection committee Sports Editor going on two years like of Braxton Miller, despite their lack of a [email protected] For anybody who removed from their Joey Bosa and Ezekiel Big 12 title game. missed the weekly up- In a very convincing ma and LSU suffered an national title run. Stu- Elliott. On the bright Last year’s Heisman sets, the sound of bands 77-10 win over Bowl- 0-1 start to the season dents at Wright State side, the Buckeyes re- Trophy runner-up playing their universi- ing Green, OSU started the Buckeyes are likely believe that The Buck- turning quarterback Christian McCaffrey off the 2016 season. to move up at least one eyes can repeat that J.T Barrett, who enters leads Stanford in a sight of 100,000 fans JT Barrett had spot in the rankings 2014 success. this season knowing - packingty’s fight into songs a stadiumand the an impressive sev- this week. Avx “Ohio State is a really he’s the starter unlike ence. These west coast on a Saturday night, en-touchdown day The next game that strong historical foot- last season, when he universitiesstacked Pac-12 will confer look the wait is over. win, one rushing and the Buckeyes have is ball program, Urban shared snaps with now to make a bang this up- College football is six passing as he start- next Saturday against Meyer is an outstand- Buffalo Bill, Cardale coming season as they back and every team sed the season with a Tulsa at 3:30 pm where ing head coach and J.T. Jones. - is competing for a spot statement. The QB is they look to have an- Barrett is a Heisman The Buckeyes will in the college football one name that comes other dominate perfor- contender who’s fan- have a tough schedule enter the first week playoff. up in consideration for mance against another tastic. There’s a lot of to go through, as they’ll Topend 25of gamespolls. with five This upcoming sea- Heisman Trophy candi- unranked team as they talent and Urban says face number three teamsThe ranked ACC have in the two AP son is panning out to dates. try to start their season this is one of the best Oklahoma in Norman powerhouse teams that be a good one as The Coming in as the 2-0. teams he’s had, but for their third game of both have an opportu- Alabama Crimson preseason sixth over- their young, so we’ll the season. Michigan nity to win a National Tide begins the season all, the Buckeyes look see. It might not be a State also will be a dif- Championship by the to move up the ranks national championship end of the season. The polls. The Nick Saban with eyes on Alabama year but it could be. the Spartans beat the Clemson Tigers look ledranked team first is shooting in the for AP at number one. As With a guy like J.T. and Buckeyesficult opponent last season, after to avenge their heart- their second back-to- number three, Oklaho- everyone gets behind keeping them out of breaking 45-40 loss to back title seasons since him I think everything the Big Ten Champi- Alabama in last year’s the 2011 and 2012 sea- will be alright. So they onship game and Jim championship game. sons. Outside of losing have a chance”, said Harbaugh will be lead- The Tigers quarter- Club Football Continued... last year’s Heisman graduate student, Jim ing a fast rising Michi- back Deshaun Watson Trophy winner Der- All American season sively put up 30 points Reader. gan Wolverine team to has a chance to become rick Henry to the NFL with a repeat perfor- a game we’ll win every Freshman and for- compete with their ri- Draft the Crimson Tide mance. I’d like to get game,” Johnson said. mer football player at val OSU. Heisman trophy win- will have to go through over the 1500 yard and The Raiders who Ohio Wesleyan Univer- The Oklahoma ner.his Standing university’s in his firstway an always competitive sity, Jake Riddell also Sooners hope to return is dynamic running 10 touchdown mark will open up the sea- SEC. chimed in on The Buck- to the college playoffs back Dalvin Cook and which will be tough to son ranked 12th in LSU looks to be Al- eyes. “They got the after making it there the fourth ranked Flor- do with only 7 games.” the NCFA Pledge It abama’s biggest threat number one recruiting last season at being ida State Seminoles Cordova and the preseason polls, and to repeating as cham- class in the nation and beat by eventual run- who will look to take rest of the offense will will have a tough road pions as the Tigers and a lot of incoming fresh- ner up Clemson. The home their second title be vital for Wright to climb if they want their Heisman hope- man that are going Sooners will get back since 2013 in Tampa, ful Leonard Fournette State’s club football to reach their Na- to be a big help. They one of the best offen- Florida next January. will look to avenge last team to reach their tional Title dreams. also have a good senior sive threats in the na- As the weeks go by, season’s loss to The goals this season. Wright State will class.” tion, with quarterback upsets will occur and Crimson Tide. Outside Coach Johnson will be face Loyola (IL) for the The Buckeye’s will teams will move up, of LSU there are four looking to put points homecoming game, be looking to a lot of after an opening game down, in and out of other teams to start new faces for help this lossBacker to Mayfield,number but15 the polls. But until the on the board as the Ohio State Universi- the season in the top year. After losing a total Houston the Sooners’ committee makes their Raiders will com- ty at home and num- 25. The most out of all of twelve players to the hopes may have been decision on who will be pete with one of the ber two ranked Mi- the power conferences. the four teams in the best offenses in the ami University in the The Big Ten will State, and even Bay- playoffs, all teams are NCFA on their side. middle of the season. start the new season round,NFL Draft, the five Buckeyes of which lorstifled. are theTCU, universities Oklahoma in contention. “We have the po- The Raiders will open with 4 teams in the top went into the first tential to win a na- up their season on tional title. If we stay September 12 against Want to write an opinion article? E-mail together and offen- Wilmington College. [email protected] for more info.

facebook.com/theguardianonline @wsuguardian www.theguardianonline.com September 7, 2016 7 8 Arts & Entertainment GROUPLOVE – Big Mess: A Review Phil O’Neal exuberance, this album however. The fourth “Tongue Tied” or “Co- “Spreading Rumours” this album a chance. Photographer did not perform near- track, “Enlighten Me”, lours” from their first drifted too far into Hurray for pop music [email protected] ly as well as the first. sees the band take on album, but felt that hippy territory, give that has personality! GROUPLOVE With their latest re- traditional rock for the is a band that focus- lease, GROUPLOVE first time, and “Stand- es on one thing, and seem to be attempting ing in the Sun” is a laid does it supremely well; to recapture the mag- back tune for lying in making music that is ic of the first LP, leav- the grass, watching the pure fun. Their sixty ing behind the more clouds roll by. From seconds of fame came hippy-ish elements of there on, the album in 2011 with their hit “Spreading Rumours”, feels as if it were a con- single “Tongue Tied,” and focusing squarely tinuation of “Never and have since creat- on bright, poppy fun. Trust a Happy Song”, ed music for a niche And it mostly works! but with a tighter ar- audience of hippies The lead singlerangement, and more and hipsters alike. “Welcome to Your Life” adept production. Per- Their first studio is good intro track, sonally, I miss the wild, album “Never Trust a and an easy listen, but loose feel of their first Happy Song” was an it doesn’t seem to have album, but I’m glad to unhinged and lively the depth or complex- see that the group is collection of hooks ity of their past singles attempting to improve that channeled the such as the excellent and adapt sonically. intense personalities “Colours”, that will “Big Mess” is a suc- of its’ band mem- keep us listening five cess as a hot, poppy, bers extremely well. years from now. The summer album, which The second album next single “Do You makes it unfortunate “Spreading Rumours” Love Someone” fares that it releases on Sep- took listeners to the much better, and feels tember 9 (why do they beach with trippy exactly like what you’d keep doing this?), as tracks like “Shark At- expect from the group. it would make for a tack”, yet despite main- That’s not to say that fantastic trip to the taining their signature the album feels stale, beach. If you liked

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