That Woz the Day That Woz! Dot’s Spot! Gawler Country A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got Music Workshop 2014 Gympie along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office Anglican Parish Hall 26 Cowan Street Gawler and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. Early Bird The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the If You Want to Play circumstances, and asked him the following questions; ♫ ♫ Tickets On Sale Have you any grounds? Guitar Vocals ♫ Drums ♫ Bass Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home. ♫ Keyboards ♫ etc… some of Australian Country it's the strong showing by new No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? Every Australian Golden Guitar winner from this year's Music's biggest stars, Adam artists that tells us that the future It made of concrete. Bring your instruments along and learn Awards will be Harvey, Beccy Cole, McAllister of music is in great hands." I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real performing at the Muster Kemp and the official Muster The Gympie Music Muster is a grudge? from the experience of others. Have fun playing along with new friends. including Album of the Year and Ambassadors for 2014, The true celebration of the spirit of No we have a carport, and not need one. I mean, What are your relations like? Female Artist of the year winner McClymonts Country Australia and regional Only $4.00 entry All my relations still in Poland and Group or Duo of communities. The camaraderie of Tea and Coffee available the Year winner O'Shea . When asked to comment on what the more than 50, 000 patrons Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. BYO Lunch. he considers to be one of the more each year is evident and festival Also on the bill this year is ARIA exciting features of the line-up, organisers have a saying which Does your wife beat you up? First Saturday of each month Award winner and folk favourite Muster Program Manager, Jeff sums up the atmosphere of the No, I always up before her. 12noon to 4.30pm , break-out singer- Chandler said "It's an amazing festival perfectly, "There are no Is your wife a nagger? rd th songwriter Thelma Plum who has time for music in Australia right strangers at the Muster, only No, she white. CU Saturday 3 May and 7 June been making a name for herself now with so many fresh and friends you haven't met yet". Why do you want this divorce? For further information on Festival circuit original artists coming through. She going to kill me. Contact Fred Tel: 0417 851 609 What makes you think that? during the last 12 months, 2013 While the Muster prides itself on Thursday 28 August to Sunday I got proof. The Gawler Country Music Workshop provides Australia's Got Talent Winners presenting the cream of the 31 st August 2014 Uncle Jed as well as. established stars of country, What kind of proof? tea coffee and biscuits. You are advised to bring She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and your own lunch. put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

Thanks to our Polish Remover. Note: Heat Policy Club Members for Gawler Country THE ITALIAN SECRET Music Workshop and Open Mike for renewing TO A LONG MARRIAGE . It is now unlikely that the temperature of the day will reach 32 degrees. your At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide , they have However, the warmth of Country Music at the Gawler Country Music membership! weekly husbands' marriage seminars. Workshop and Phill’s Open Mike At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, Although this month’s show is guaranteed! rd who said he was approaching his 50th wedding was not on the usual 3 anniversary, to take a few minutes and share Sunday of the month due to a some insight into how he had managed to stay married date clash with Easter, our to the same woman all these years. event was another great success. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, Bernie and the Bandits were as entertaining as ever. Now with their new Bass Player and Bernie excelling but besta of all is, I tookaher to Italy for the 25th on sax, when these guys bring in their harmonies...It’s something special! Well done guys. anniversary!' Phill’s

Sarah Cremer at the age of 11showed the audience what a young artist is capable of. Her singing is so The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing Open Mike good and Sarah will no doubt be attracting many fans as she matures. Well done Sarah! inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th Everyone’s welcome! Kevin Merritt seems to have stepped up a notch closer to stardom. His singing has improved immensely anniversary?' We look forward to seeing you on the since he last performed at our club. I’m told he is now being tutored by our Club Sponsor Chris Fretwell. th 2nd and 4 Saturday each month .

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up." Kieran Rooney a new face on the scene created a good first impression. There is no doubt we will be seeing the Anglican Parish Hall 26 Cowan Street Gawler return of these artists to our club in the future. The Enda 11am ‘til 4.30pm Phill 8276 8020 or 0413 771 095

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