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Students currently must walk around the bookstore to the temporary side door overhaul entrance. An artist's rendering shows what everyone can look forward to once renovations are complete. Students return to bring more than $900,000 in upgrades added, students can expect increased and intermediate training areas. Large to the bookstore. The three-phase sales floor space which will ease traffic expanses of glass are being installed find school in the project will increase the size of the during checkout. There will also be a at the south and east ends of room midst of remodeling bookstore significantly. separate buy-back section for students to provide natural lighting in to the By Ramon Razo “Phase one (the addition) is pro- looking to sell their books along with space.” Nwwews Editor jected to be complete and usable an improved and expanded tech zone. Once completed, the PE building’s Students returning to campus after by late October 2011. The other two The Physical Education Building is new and improved fitness center will a long, hot summer are bound to have phases will begin the end of January also currently going through a major be available via a membership to stu- noticed a few of the new renovations and be completed by mid-April,” renovation. The College approved dents, faculty and the public. The yet- and additions to the campus. The said Robert Wielechowski, Executive $1.5 million for a fitness center. “The to-be-named fitness center is expected most noticed changes are the two Director of Facilities Management. [facility] will be a state-of-the-art to be completed by the end of this renovation projects in progress at the During construction, students are fitness center,” said Wielechowski. year, and open for use in January. Livonia campus. only able to access the bookstore via “Approximately $400,000 of new During the first weeks of classes, the emergency access ramp on the fitness equipment is being purchased See Renovations PAGE 5 it’s nearly impossible for Schoolcraft side of the building. This is to allow for the center, with separate video students not to notice the construc- construction crews the time and the screens provided at each piece of tion currently being done on the space they need during the first phase equipment. Various specific fitness bookstore. Renovations have been of construction. areas will be provided including underway since July. The project will With the new additions being cardio, free weight, strength training State of the College President Jeffress addresses faculty and staff Jonathan King de p artment Editor in Chief CONTACT US Every year, Schoolcraft year and the future of the bad news, bad news … well, [email protected] College holds a Welcome College. it’s not happening here.” 734-462-4422 marketing Back breakfast for all Dr. Jeffress opened his The bulk of Dr. Jeffress’ the members of faculty and address on a very positive speech concerned the many of staff. This year the break- note, naming off the new new campus improve- fast was held on Aug. 29 members of staff that were ments and expansions. in the DiPonio room of hired as of the fall semester. Consequently, the first

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hoto The event featured a ees totaled 37, and covered Schoolcraft was deciding P full breakfast buffet and just about every depart- to do so much building and News...... 2 President of the college, several presentations. This ment, from Counseling to expansion during times Editorials...... 6 Dr. Conway Jeffress, included a keynote speech Information Services and of economic downturn. announces big plans for by Dr. Conway Jeffress, Facilities Management. The “The truth of the matter Campus Life...... 12 Schoolcraft’s president, on list also included a new is that this kind of activity A&E...... 22 Schoolcraft's upcoming the state of the College. The Assistant Dean of Sciences is ideal during bad times.” year. speech included what had and a new Assistant Dean of Dr Jeffress explained that Sports...... 30 happened over the previous Nursing. As Dr. Jeffress said, not only is it cheaper to Diversions...... 36 “We keep hearing bad news, Photo Story...... 40 See President PAGE 5 2 the Schoolcraft Connection ews September 12, 2011 N In our news By Ramon Razo State of the economy News Editor What's been going on and why it matters to you Worldwide news By Ian Gallagher Rebels in Libya found something Managing Editor they never expected in former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi’s home. In 2005, The Economist referred enacted by Congress. The “trigger and unemployment remains high at While going through his compound in to the housing bubble as the “biggest mechanism” cuts are split between 9.1 percent. According to CNN Money, Tripoli, looters found a photo album bubble in history.” Explaining that domestic and military spending. “The Conference Board, a New York full of pictures of former Secretary of since 2000 in developed countries, Critics of the supposed deficit based business research group, said State Condoleezza Rice. Dr. Rice had the total residential property values reduction are quick to point out that its Consumer Confidence Index for previously visited Tripoli in 2008 and increased, “equivalent to 100 percent the “cuts” will not reduce the actual August fell to 44.5 percent, down Gaddafi has spoken highly of her ever those countries combined gross deficit but, instead, limit additional from 59.2 percent in July.” since. He has endearingly referred to domestic product.” Three years later expenditures. The outlook for students remains her as “darling” and has called her the housing bubble burst. This caused Standard & Poor’s downgraded the similarly grim. The Bureau of Labor “Leeza” on some occasions. a high default rate among subprime United States’ credit rating from AAA Statistics reports that in July, the State Department spokeswoman mortgages, which have a higher credit to AA+, the only credit rating agency employment rate for ages 16-24 was Victoria Nuland told The Associated risk and thus higher interest rates. to do so, stating, “The downgrade 48.8 percent. This is the lowest level Press that words like “creepy” and These defaults led to a crisis where reflects our opinion that the fiscal since 1948, when recording began. “bizarre” adequately describe the photo finds. However, she also said many banks required bailouts or consolidation plan that Congress and July is usually the high point in youth that Gaddafi’s apparent affection with went bankrupt, most notably Lehman the Administration recently agreed to employment. There are further risks Dr. Rice is not that surprising since Brothers. The bursting of the housing falls short of what, in our view, would to students than just being an unem- Dr. Rice played a major role in his bubble and the banking crisis com- be necessary to stabilize the govern- ployed youth. Graduating during a short-lived political rehabilitation. bined with high commodity prices ment’s medium-term debt dynamics.” recession can result in large initial - oil peaked at nearly $150 a barrel The news of the downgrade caused earning losses. National news - plunged the world into the deepest markets to fluctuate wildly, leading “In their first ten years of work, In August, authorities arrested recession since the Great Depression. many investors to put their money individuals experience 70 percent of fugitive Lucas Wayne French on The recession officially ended into Treasury bonds. This sent their overall wage growth, change charges he received in July. French in June 2009 but, due to govern- Treasury yields, what the government jobs frequently and often settle had been allowed to leave the county ment spending in attempts to pays back as interest, to record lows. on a particular line of business or jail in Beltrami County, Minn. on revive the economy, the federal “The mindset is that rates aren’t industry,” wrote Matt Nesvisky for work leave. French’s charges included deficit ballooned. According to the going to move any higher any time the National Bureau of Economic assault of a peace officer, child endan- Congressional Budget Office, the soon as we saw more bad employ- Research. germent and reckless handling of a dangerous weapon. French and deficit could reach 97 percent of ment figures on top of so many other The young do have some advan- another man had engaged in a sword gross domestic product (GDP) by bad economic signs,” said Bill tages over older workers in that they fight the month before. Lakeland 2021. The deficit is currently at 70 Cheoplis, a managing are not tied to a career, can move News out of Florida reported that percent of GDP, whereas in 2008 director at Deutsche Asset more easily and did not take heavy French and a co-worker, Paul Whaley, it was 40 percent. After a long and Management, to CNN losses to retirement plans. Young had an argument at Whaley’s home heated debate over raising the debt Money, “Investors are people also have time to make up after drinking. French struck Whaley ceiling, a deal was worked out where trying to get as much the losses from early struggles and, in the ensuing scuffle, a display deficit reduction will come in two yield as they can now.” in the workforce. Regardless of samurai swords fell over. French parts: The first is a $1-trillion cut The economic of their long-term outlook, grabbed a sword to attack Whaley, in discretionary spending over ten outlook remains bleak. unless the economy turns who in turn grabbed his own blade to years. The second is a “trigger mecha- While consumer around quickly, everyone protect himself. French then tried to nism” where $1.5 trillion in additional spending did pick up - Schoolcraft students leave but a 10-year-old boy who was cuts will go into effect only if the 0.8 percent in July, included - will continue with French refused to come with him. French then struck the boy on recommendations of the 12-person, there was no job to feel the economic the arm with the sword, threatening bipartisan “super committee” are not growth in August crunch. to cut off Whaley’s head if the boy didn’t cooperate. Whaley was later treated for a minor injury and the boy was treated for a minor wound. Upon his return to custody, French’s companion, 31-year-old Carmen Faye Monroe, was arrested on charges of aiding a fugitive, CBS Minnesota reported. Local news United Auto Workers (UAW) President Bob King told reporters that he felt “upbeat” about reaching contract deals with U.S. automak- Graduating ers, reported Reuters. Workers of the union have been trying to end the two- during a tier system of lower entry-level wages recession that have been in place since 2007. can result in King noted that it would be difficult to reach an agreement with GM, Ford large initial and Chrysler before the UAW’s con- earning losses tracts expire on Sept. 14 and that he would be disappointed if no agreement could be made. He said the UAW’s main priority was to allow workers earning $14 an hour to make about twice that amount. “I just feel like I can do better,” said King. Illustration by Jonathan King September 12, 2011 3 Student bridge collapses New EBT standards leave some students behind By Leah Esslinger Staff Writer Last April, Michigan made it “A lot of parents are pretty wealthy foster child after age thirteen, legally Schoolcraft student. “If we all pay more difficult for students to obtain anyways, so I think a lot of students emancipated or homeless. Regardless into it, why shouldn’t we all get it? Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) don’t need it,” says Smeet Parikh, a of how broad FAFSA’s definition is, Your mom and dad pay for it just as cards. In the past, just being a Schoolcraft student employee. “There the State of Michigan is taking a dif- much as I do.” student guaranteed acceptance into are other parents that aren’t so well ferent tack. However, in times of financial the program. As the state’s financial off. Maybe the student is paying on Critics of the policy change say strife, government programs per- situation worsened, the demand to their own. They should be able to get the program is not considered ceived to be wasteful draw the ire of weed out those in less need became EBT,” said Parikh. charity because taxpayers pay for citizens and stories of student abuse more necessary. But how can you tell which stu- it. According to the Supplemental have been spread widely throughout The EBT card, formerly known as dents really need it and which Nutritional Assistance Program the media. food stamps and also called a Bridge don’t? Many dependent students (SNAP), over half of the citizens in “I have a lot of friends who abuse Card, is a federally funded program do not qualify for any aide, such as our country will someday need food it,” Parikh says. meant to help low-income families the Pell Grants and Stafford loans. benefits. Those in favor of the policy change make ends meet by providing money The guidelines for student depen- “I think there should be opportu- believe it is important to teach self- for food. According to the Michigan. dency are very broad. According to nity for everyone. It should be fair sufficiency to young people and the gov website, the program takes into FAFSA’s Student Loan Network, to for everyone,” says Jeff MacDougall, money should be freed up for those account things like wages earned, be considered a dependent student, a parent of a in true need. College students are rent or mortgage, medical expenses the applicant must not be any of the still welcome to apply but they simply and dependents. By limiting student following: over twenty-four years of have to meet the same standards as access, the Department of Human age, married, a parent, orphaned, everyone else. For example, a student Services expects an annual savings of serving active duty in the U.S. working at least twenty hours a week $75 million dollars, money that can be military, a veteran of active duty, a may still be eligible and so may used to help those in true need. single mothers. Most dependent students, however, will no longer be eligible. If any Schoolcraft student has recently been dropped from the program, or if they are having trouble making ends meet, they are encouraged to visit the Transitional Center in the McDowell building or the Student Activity Office for infor- mation about the Schoolcraft Food Bank.

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CAMPUS CLIFFNOTES Compiled by Ramon Razo • News Editor

No Classes Canceled festival that allows each Guarantee student club and organiza- tion to showcase themselves Starting this fall semester, and promote their group for Schoolcraft in implement- the fun and benefit of other ing a new, innovative strategy students. Attendees can win for the benefit of students. various prizes as they travel Regardless of low enrollment, through the festival. Games all credit classes this semester and prizes will be provided will run, guaranteed. by each of the school clubs The school has taken into in attendance. Amnesty account the frustration that International will also be most students feel when a coordinating a live music class is cancelled due to low concert called “Jamnesty.” STEP 1: enrollment. Now, students will There will be tons of food, be able to sign up for classes ranging from 50-cent hot hogs Fill out a club application in the Student Activities Office. worry-free, knowing turn-out to 25-cent chips and free Coke will not affect their schooling. products. This year, students It should be noted that this will also be eligible to win STEP 2: guarantee does not cover an Apple iPad. Students who unforeseen issues. For Attend a club meeting before September 30, 2011. fill out an application for the instance, if an instructor organization of their choice becomes unable to teach their and attend a club meeting STEP 3: class and the school is unable between Sept. 13 and Sept. 30 to find a replacement, the will be eligible. Be entered in to win for each S.A.O. club meeting attended. College still reserves the right For more info, call 734-462- to cancel the class. 4422. The plan is still being evalu- Drawing will be held the week of October 3rd. ated to determine whether or Culinary Extravaganza not the program will continue Coinciding with into the winter semester. Schoolcraft’s 50th anniversary, Check schoolcraft.edu for up- the VisTaTech Center will host to-date information For more information, call the Student Activities Office at 734.462.4422. a Culinary Extravaganza on Event Planning September 25. Now in its 20th Certification year, the event allows guest to sample various delicacies from The Continuing Education notable restaurants and food and Professional Development vendors in the area. New this Department is planning year is a wholesome, healthy to start an Event Planning food demo put on by Master The wild Side of Certification Program begin- Chef Jeff Gabriel. Guest can ning September 27. The course also partake in a wine tasting will begin with Introduction seminar, a silent auction SchoolcrafT to Event Planning, which and a raffle. Tickets for the goes through the importance raffle will be $5 or three for of budgeting, scheduling, $10. Tickets for the Culinary Say hello To your wild hangouT. planning and promoting. Extravaganza are $50 per Other classes needed for cer- guest and can be purchased by tification will be Wedding calling 734-462-4518. Planning, Special Event ® Design and an Event Planning Small Business Boot Camp wing TueSdayS happy hour Practical Experience class, Monday - Friday 3 - 6 p.m. The Michigan Small 45¢ Traditional wings where students will use their Every Tuesday $1 Off All Tall Drafts Business and Technology skills and knowledge in plan- Development Center is ning by putting together an presenting a new series, actual event. BoneleSS laTe nighT “Export Boot Camp for The program is being ® Small Business,” beginning ThurSdayS happy hour created in partnership with 60¢ Boneless wings Sunday - Friday 9 p.m. - Close September 15. The aim is Christopher & Company Every Thursday (and Mondays too!) $1 Off All Tall Drafts to help guide small busi- of Walled Lake. Owners $3 Premium Liquor Specials nesses to become relevant Christopher Gregorich and $3 Select Appetizers and competitive in the ever Joseph Martinez will be the lunch madneSS expanding global market. Monday - Friday 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. instructors for the 54-hour KiTchen open unTil 2 a.m. The class will cover insur- 15 Minutes or Less course. To get more infor- ance, product classification, Starting at $6.99 mation, students can go to risk assessment, marketing schoolcraft.edu/cepd/event- and supply management. planning, or call the CEPD aSK aBouT our MI-SBTDC experts will lead offices at 734-462-4448. crafT Beer SelecTion each class, offering their School Daze expertise to participants. The course is $245 per 37651 Six mile road The Student Activity Office person or $196 for senior livonia is proud to present the annual 734.469.4400 citizens. To register for the facebook.com/bwwlivonia School Daze Fall Festival running Sept.13-15. School classes, or for more infor- 41980 ford road Daze is Schoolcraft’s annual mation, call 734-462-4438. canTon 734.844.9464 facebook.com/bwwcanton

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Campus Crime Compiled by Melina M. Chiatalas Staff Writer

Larceny campus police officers and the In the bookstore, on Aug. 31, Sergeant reviewed the video a student placed her purse into cameras and saw a female that, one of the cubbies after being in the process of retrieving her instructed to do so. She removed own bag, appeared to be going her wallet from her purse. After through the complainant’s she was finished shopping, she purse. When the subject was fin- retrieved her purse from the ished, she kicked the complain- cubby and left the building. ant’s purse away from her foot, When she opened her purse, then left the bookstore. The Photo by Paul Beaver it seemed that somebody had campus police have since identi- Schoolcraft will soon have a membership gym available not tampered with it. In addi- fied the subject and will make only to students, but community members as well. tion, her dark navy blue Exilim contact with them. Casio camera was missing. Two Renovations continued from PAGE 1

New expansions are also being Next door, the 31623 Industrial added to the campus for the benefit address was only recently acquired of police and fire safety students. by the College. Currently, plans are “These projects are located on being worked out for the building President continued from PAGE 1 Glendale and on Industrial Drive, and its renovations. It is known between Farmington and Merriman that the facility will include a firing in Livonia,” said Wielechowski. range and a firearms training simu- build now but these projects provide work opportunities for construction The first building, located at lator room, greatly expanding the crews who may be low on business as well as job opportunities for 31777 Industrial, was obtained by College’s ability to educate and people who may be looking for work. According to Dr. Jeffress, Schoolcraft in April 2010. The new properly train students. “There’s lots of opportunity to do good things during bad times.” renovations to the building included While some of these new renova- The first major announcement was that of the acquisition of a pair of classrooms, office space, tions and additions might be a new Public Safety facilities in Livonia. This includes a large parcel locker room space, storage for Public short-term hassle for students on Safety Training vehicles and equip- campus, they will provide long- of paved land to be used as driving pad for police training and a ment. The locations also have a term improvements to Schoolcraft fire tower, which is a large structure used for firefighter train- driving pad and a fire tower site, as a learning environment. If stu- ing. There are also two buildings (totaling 50,000 square feet) both of which were finished in June. dents can deal with the noise and to house classrooms as well as other training facilities such as The driving pad will allow police dust for a little while, the new a firing range. These facilities are located approximately eight students to practice tactical driving. additions to the College will prove miles from both the College’s main campus and the Radcliffe The fire tower permits fire safety invaluable to their education. campus, making it convenient for students. students an environment to set and Dr Jeffress then went over the renovations of the Physical train in firefighting techniques. Education building and the bookstore (see Campus overhaul, page 1 ). Finally, the new Health Professions Simulation Lab, which was constructed last year, is now up and running. The lab will see its WE CATER first batch of nursing students this fall semester. SERVING THE FUNERAL Unfortunately, the economic downturn has taken its toll on COMMUNITY LUNCHEONS many colleges and Schoolcraft has not been unaffected. As of this FOR 34 FOR 25 TO 150 fall semester, Schoolcraft is experiencing a 5%-decline in enroll- YEARS ment from last year, which is “not good but it’s manageable.” This marks the first significant enrollment decline in over a decade. While it may seem scary, Schoolcraft is still doing better than the regional average (which is at 6% decline) and the College remains committed to getting through these problematic times without diminishing the quality of education students have come to expect. Overall, Dr Jeffress’ speech was extremely promising. Despite some minor setbacks, Schoolcraft appears to be set up for another great year of academic achievement. Overall, Schoocraft appears Baptisms, Italian & Afternoon to have a lot of surprises in store for faculty, staff and, most Confirmations American Parties importantly, students. & For 25 - Communions Cuisine COCKTAILS 250 Schedule your BOWLING BANQUET early “Where the Kiwanis & Rotary Clubs meet every Thursday” 32777 W. Warren Road Garden City WEDDING Bet. Merriman WEDDING & BABY & Wayne Roads REHEARSAL SHOWERS DINNERS (734) 421-1510

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Mind By Mandy Getschman marry their first cousin, then It’s even worse when it comes Layout & Design Editor By Kim Poma have potentially genetically- to starting a family. Because a Throughout history, people have Campus Life Editor damaged babies and live happily gay couple is not legally recog- [email protected] struggled to agree on a way to deal ever after. And our government nized as married, they cannot with those members of society that America is known wide and far has no problem with this? But, legally adopt children together. are unable to blend in with the rest. as the land of the free and the the government has a problem This could lead to a number of When they could not come up with home of the brave. So why is it so with two people getting married custody issues if the couple ever a better solution, the decision was hard for our country to actually if they share the same reproduc- splits up or if something happens usually to ignore the problem. Take those people out of the society, seg- act as the land of the free and tive equipment? Does this make to the parent who legally did the regate them. Cripples were left to legalize gay marriage in all 50 sense?. adopting. beg on the streets. The retarded were states? It’s 2011 … we’re past the It’s not just about getting Say there’s another couple— locked away in secure establishments. stigmas of homosexuality being married, though. It’s about both girls—and they’ve been This ignorant marginalization only a contagious disease or a mental everything that goes with it. together for years. They want promoted the hurtful descriptors that society threw at their largest minor- illness. A gay couple is one of the Gay people are basically treated to have a kid so one of them ity. cutest and most loved pairings like second class citizens fills out the paperwork and As the Civil Rights Movement on television and Sean Penn won because they aren’t ensured they adopt a baby. Let’s say brought the devastation of racial slurs an Oscar for portraying Harvey the same rights as straight the woman who did the adopt- to light, activists realized that the Milk, an out-and-proud gay married couples. When people ing dies and her partner wants disabled community was suffering activist elected to office. get married, they’re automati- custody of the kid. It’s too bad just as badly. This led them to seek a new language that would avoid any Only 12 percent of the states cally given each other’s ben- because she doesn’t get the child offensive words and replace them sanction gay marriage. That’s six efits, health coverage and more. because she isn’t legally the with neutral terms. Political correct- out of 50 states. Six states that Because gay people are not rec- child’s other mother. ness forever altered the way modern somehow managed to realize ognized as married in 44 states, It’s a bad system but it’s getting society communicates. Instead of marriage is a sanction between they don’t receive these benefits. better. words such as cripple and handi- capped, the term “special needs” now two people who truly love each Say there’s a couple—they’re When New York legalized gay covers all forms of disabilities. other and it doesn’t matter if it’s both guys—and they’ve been marriage, many people all over While encouraging the descrip- between a man and a woman, together for years. They both the country celebrated regard- tor “special needs” was intended to two women or two men. A have jobs, but only one has less of their sexual orientation generate a more considerate attitude whopping 52 percent of the access to get healthcare ben- because this was an amazing towards disabled individuals, the United States allows marriage efits. Well, let’s say his boyfriend step toward total equality in our term has instead become almost a synonym of unfortunate and pitiable. between first cousins. That’s 26 gets cancer. He doesn’t have the country. We’re getting there. When we start referring to people states that don’t seem to have money or the coverage to take It might take us a couple more as having “special needs,” we are a problem with the fact that care of himself. His boyfriend’s years but we’ll get there. robbing them of many opportunities. people who share bloodlines can health insurance would cover The descriptor is laden with so many get married. him but, because they’re not stigmata: feelings of pity, low expec- tations of success, complicated needs, even inferior mental capacity. Even though most “special needs” people have perfect cognitive abilities, make an informal survey discover that the average person automatically thinks Adviser Advertising Adviser The Connection staff of mental disability, rather than phys- STAFF Jeffrey Petts Todd Stowell ical, when they hear the term. These would like to take the time people generally do not wait to be Jonathan King Mandy Getschman Leah Esslinger Editor In Chief Layout/Design Editor Brad Belesky to commemorate all those corrected. When they hear that term, Heather Greenshields they respond with an understanding, Ian Gallagher Brian Camilleri Todd Walsh lost in the terrorist attacks “No need to say more,” thus depriv- Managing Editor Assistant Layout/Design Chad Perkins Ramon Razo Editor on September 11, 2001. We ing the individual of the chance to News Editor Suzette Zoia explain for herself. Simply saying, Kim Poma Ad Manager also owe a great debt of “She has special needs” offers way too Campus Life Editor Steven Hubbard gratitude to those who little information to define any indi- Jonathan King Circulation Manager vidual. Arts and rushed in to deal with the Since language is the fastest way Entertainment Editor to devalue a person, modern dis- Issue Staff aftermath. We thank the Ehimare Arhebamen ability advocates have established a Sports Editor Arber Shehu Paul Beaver brave men and women form of etiquette called “People First Steven Grill Andrew Kieltyka Photo Editor Cole Janisch Language” (PFL). They argue against who willingly gave up the “sticks and stones” myth saying The Schoolcraft Connection is the award-winning, student-run newspaper published semi-monthly as an educational experi- ence by the students of Schoolcraft College, 18600 Haggerty Road, Livonia, Michigan, 48152-2696. The editorial offices of The their time, their safety that words do hurt. As explained Schoolcraft Connection are located in the Student Activities Office on the lower level of the Waterman Campus Center, 734- on the website disabilityisnatural. 462-4422. and even their lives for the com, respectful conversation “puts The Schoolcraft Connection is a member of the Michigan Community College Press Association, the Colombia Scholastic Press Association, College Media Advisers, the Student Press Law Center, Community College Journalism Association and the Society sake of human solidarity. the person first, not the disability.” of Professional Journalists. Rather than referring to “the dis- Editorial Policy: Unsigned editorials represent the majority opinion of the Editorial Board. Signed columns solely reflect the Even ten years later, their abled,” we should say “people with opinion of the writer. The Schoolcraft Connection abstains from criticism of, or discrimination against any person on the basis of race, creed, color, sex, age, marital status, handicap, national origin, or sexual orientation. brave and selfless acts still disabilities.” People first. Instead The Schoolcraft Connection is a student forum and is self-monitored. We reject censorship and support a free student press. of saying, “he’s autistic,” “he has Material in The Schoolcraft Connection may not be reproduced in any form without prior written consent. resonate within all of us. The Schoolcraft Connection corrects all errors of fact. If you have discovered an error, please contact the Editor in Chief, 734- autism.” PFL is an attempt to steer 462-4422, or [email protected]. away from labels. THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION While PFL is promoting recogni- tion of the human behind the dis- ability, it still lacks variety. Each CONTACT US: individual’s condition is different and often cannot be covered by a single descriptor. Acceptance and integra- Letters to the Editor are welcomed and will be printed as written except in the case of obsceni- tion into society can only happen ties, libelous information or personal attack. We reserve the right to edit for length. Letters must be signed to be considered for publication, though names may be withheld at the discre- when people understand the needs tion of the Editorial Board. of those around them. People with Send letters to: The Schoolcraft Connection, 18600 Haggerty Rd, Livonia, Michigan, 48152- “special needs” should be respected 2696. for the hard work they put in to com- Via Email: [email protected] pensate for any handicap. September 12, 2011 7 Fair and Biased Miami's game face difficult … perhaps impossible. Call me naïve, but it seems like a much simpler actually been a very successful solution would be to just admit your baseball franchise in their short The End is ideological orientation and proceed history having won two World Near-ish from there. Series titles in their 18 years of The whole argument is so simple that existence. Despite such incred- it can be crystallized by a pair of magi- ible success, they have a hard cians. From 2003 to 2010, magical duo Ocelot time connecting with their fans. Penn and Teller hosted “Penn & Teller: After their first title, the team B.S.!”: a show in which they provided a Den traded away every fan favorite player to cut costs and a terrible critical and skeptical counterpoint to By Ehimare Arhebamen season followed. The Marlins many subjects in the realms of pseu- don’t spend any money on the Sports Editor doscience, social issues and politics. team to maintain success and [email protected] When asked about how they handle they have finished last or to close By Jonathan King guests on their show who have oppos- to last in fan attendance for the Miami is an incredible city to Editor in Chief ing views to their own, Penn Jillette last 13 years. Desperate to boost live in and to experience. It’s a [email protected] responded by saying, “We are trying to sales, the team sold the unused be fair and extremely biased, which is place to see and be seen from its tickets to a no-hitter—thrown by rich cultural traditions, based on an opposing pitcher—that had Hello. My name is Jon. I am economi- not in any way a joke. It is exactly what I Caribbean and Latin influences, already taken place. That’s Miami cally left-wing and socially libertarian. think all news should be. … Yes, it’s our to its stunning coastal views. show. Yes, we have the last word. And sports marketing in action! The opinions contained within this There are unlimited activities So how about the Florida yes, it’s tilted very much in our favor. … article will likely reflect these ideolo- and sightseeing opportunities Panthers, Miami’s professional gies. Please take this into consideration But they get to go on TV and state their to keep anyone entertained. A hockey team? The Panthers are as you read the following paragraphs point of view.” typical day can start out on one another team that achieved great and come to your own conclusions. The point is it’s entirely possible to of the city’s many beaches with success early, having gone to See how much easier that makes have an opinion—and a strong one at surfing, water-skiing or just the Stanley Cup Finals in only things? Everyone has their own opin- that—and still provide information simply relaxing in the sun and their third season. Since the turn that is accurate and fair, as long as you sand. Not enough excitement? of the century, however, they ions, priorities, beliefs and philosophies Then you can dress up and head that affect what information we share, don’t distort the image by claiming you haven’t been doing so well at all. to South Beach for the vibrant They set an NHL record with how we share it and who we share it favor both sides equally. Stating one’s nightclub scene. their failure to reach the playoffs with. This set of facts extends to every- political affiliation doesn’t invalidate an Despite all of the city’s charm organization’s ability to provide news. for 10 consecutive seasons and body, including those working in news. and beauty, anyone interested in they don’t seem to be going any- In fact, it makes it easier for readers, Whether we like it or not, every news Miami’s professional sports scene where anytime soon. show, every news website and every viewers or listeners to separate fact may not be feeling sunny after The Miami Heat is the city’s newspaper is a construct of biased from opinion and understand why, in a disappointing 2010. It seems best hope for its fans. After people. (Except the Connection—we’re their view, certain facts may take pre- that Miami is having a hard time adding Chris Bosh and Lebron completely unbiased and neutral.) cedence over others. Also, knowing showcasing any of their sports James to play alongside Dwyane News organizations—especially that a news source has a particular teams without embarrassing Wade, how could this team do political bent will also make it easier for their fans. Witnessing the season any wrong? Well, first by holding newspapers—used to wear their had by the Florida Marlins, and political philosophies on their sleeve, the truly critical thinkers among us to a tasteless celebratory press con- the prospects for the upcom- ference after the big signings and displaying names like the Springfield seek out opposing views to get a better ing NFL and NHL seasons, it’s a then boasting how many champi- Republican and the Tallahassee understanding of the issues at large. tough time to be a Miami sports That’s not to say we can’t stop chasing onships they would win. (Lebron Democrat. However, nowadays the big fan. predicted more than seven!) that dream of a news source that is trend is to pretend like you don’t have Historically speaking, the Their talent isn’t in question—it’s an opinion as such and this has led to completely neutral and objective. Miami Dolphins have been a what they do around and off the harsh critiques of many news sources. Online news sources are making great great team known for a Hall court. The arrogance and sense For example, the Fox News Channel strides in that department. However, of Fame quarterback and the of entitlement of players only has garnered considerable criticism for it would be counterproductive at best only undefeated season in NFL makes enemies of other teams ostensibly displaying a bias toward con- to live under the delusion that we’ve history that culminated in a and cities, who enjoy nothing Super Bowl title. However, it’s servative political points while claim- reached that apex already. The news is more than taking the Heat down been a long time since that 1972 ing to be—to quote their trademarked biased, and that’s okay. We just have to at every chance. With all of their title and Dan Marino now spends hype and animosity, losing in the slogan—“Fair & Balanced.” admit it. So maybe we should go back to his time endorsing weight-loss NBA Finals proved to be more This has led to a surge of calls for the days of hearts-on-our-sleeve jour- programs. The ‘Phins have only nalism. Maybe this newspaper should devastating than not being com- increased objectivity in the media. Of made the playoffs once since petitive at all. And with an NBA be called the Schoolcraft Liberal, or the course, liberal sources claim the con- 2001 and endured a 1-15 season lockout looming, the Heat might servatives are out of whack, while the Campus Conservative. in 2007. Even diehard fans are not have a chance to avenge their conservatives claim that the problem To quote Jillette, “I would like all getting impatient, going so far as defeat. lies with the liberal media. Meanwhile, news to start, ‘Good evening. I’m Bob to booing the starting quarter- In the end, being a Miami third party critics are quick to say, Jenkins, I hate George Bush and here’s back during preseason practices. sports fan can’t be easy. Then “Whoa, guys, quit arguing. You’re both the news.’” Imagine what a world that As bad as the Dolphins have again, how hard can life be with been, other Miami teams have wrong.” The outshot of all this is that would be. an ocean to play in, a tropical not fared any better in easing it becomes very apparent that creating breeze and the nightlife of South fan frustration and indiffer- Beach to serve as distractions? a completely objective news source if ence. The Florida Marlins have

enact sweeping changes, as the Arab Spring stands tes- working tools to organize riots. Unlike in San Francisco tament to. However, while the rebels in Libya were still and Britain, they did not begin as protests, although fighting for control of Tripoli, others took cues from the some suggest the riots were a reaction to youth unem- protests of the Arab world. ployment. Perhaps because of this the reaction has been In San Francisco protests began against the Bay Area the most severe—implementing a curfew for those Rapid Transit (BART) after BART Police fatally shot under 18 in certain areas of the city. Charles Hill, who was holding a knife, at Civic Center The ideal situation would be no restrictions whatso- Station. The initial protests to the shooting led BART ever, but the public always demands that something be Kicking to block cell phone coverage which, in turn, led to more done. The restrictions seem a bit pointless. The Arab creaming protests. Even the hacker group Anonymous was moti- Spring has shown that attempts to block communica- &S vated into action. The protests have since died down tion can be overcome. Further, the various authorities with SFPD Chief Greg Suhr stating in the San Francisco and police agencies undoubtedly already monitor infor- By Ian Gallagher Chronicle that there were “as many reporters as protest- mation that is open to anyone over social media and Managing Editor ers.” even a lot of what is less open, thank you Patriot Act. Perhaps their fears of protests turning out of control The protests in the Middle East have already set a [email protected] were founded as unrest in north London—again, in high bar as to what great positive transformational retaliation for a police shooting—turned into all-out, effects social media can have, which leaves many asking multi-day riots across Britain. The rioters used social what the difference is between the police and other Riot tomorrow! media such as Facebook, Twitter, and Blackberry western authorities and Mubarak and Qaddafi? Or what Messenger to communicate and orchestrate the dis- is the limit of restrictions on communication the police order. “[British Prime Minister] David Cameron said and other authorities can place to protect communities #socialchange the government would look at limiting access to such and their property? With the buzz of a phone, thousands of people assem- services during any future disorder,” as reported by the The ideal answer to the latter question is none at all, ble in cities across the world: to protest, to have pillow BBC. Four young men from across Britain, ages ranging but we live in a much more complicated world than fights, to loot and to riot. Social networking technolo- from 16-22, have been convicted for “online incitement,” that. Restrictions will be placed, although they will have gies allow people to share information at a rate unprec- according to the BBC, with sentences ranging from four limits, and if our government takes too many ideas from edented in human history. While too many people months to four years, with the 16-year old still awaiting Orwell’s “1984,” we can always have mass protests to might use this technology to share what their cat did sentencing. change it. with friends and family, social media can also be used to In Philadelphia young people also used social net- 8 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011 Ocelot Opinions “The Dream Act allows immigrants younger than 35 who were brought illegally to the U.S. Compiled & Photos by before their 16th birthday an opportunity to become citizens. Schoolcraft is a supporter of Steven Grill the Dream Act and is only one of three community colleges in the state to be labeled as friendly to undocumented immigrant students. Do you agree with Schoolcraft's policy?

“All young people “Personally, I “It’s fine that should have the “Private believe illegal education that they the undocu- colleges should immigration is mented im- deserve. Not all wrong, but kids have the choice migrants ben- students can get brought by their of allowing that education from parents have efit from the students who their home country no choice. Who Dream Act, but fall under the or have the means to are we to take since they are Dream Act get an education in away everything here illegally in because they their home country. they’ve ever the first place, are privately known. They’ve not all schools I believe if you work Danielle Adam Danielle Jedtai owned.” Wieczorek grown and devel- Smith should support Mcleay for your education, Meuller oped here, why it." you should be able Major: Undecided not let them con- Major: Business Major: Public Relations to get that education Major: Undecided tinue to do so? " whereever you wish.” “I completely agree “All students "I support with Schoolcraft “My mom should be Schoolcraft's and the Dream Act. moved to the legal citizens choice in this They simply want the States when that con- regard but I same opportunity she was 17 and tribute to also believe we have. It wasn’t just passed our country; a school their fault they were her test for meaning pay- should have born somewhere citizenship and ing taxes, in this choice else. As long as is no longer an Kathryn your military Seth and not have Zachary they’re trying to Matt English citizen. Lenhardt or becoming Michaels the decision Childress become productive, Mauldin I strongly a citizen le- forced upon hardworking citizens, support the Major: Science gally." Major: Broadcast them." Major: Aviation I say let them stay and Major: English Dream Act. Communication Management enroll to get a higher education."

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improper foreclosures, BusinessInsider. in ways that won’t get their hands dirty. com reported in May of this year. Another Robert Strohmeyer of Informationweek. instance was “Operation Facebook.” There com wrote so accurately, “Even as the is rumor of an Anonymous plan to take group proclaims its opposition to oppres- down Facebook on November 5 to coin- sion, it resorts to little more than online Let's broaden cide with Guy Fawkes Day. bullying in pursuit of its aims. In pur- our minds Probably a more substantial case was porting to advance the cause of freedom, about a month ago, when UK Business the group brings its own brand of oppres- News reported that Anonymous had sion to bear.” He went on to point how released data taken from Pentagon Anonymous stands for little more than By Ramon Razo and FBI contractor, Vanguard Defense demanding that people do what they want News Editor Industries (VDI). A statement released by them to do or the hacktivists will ruin [email protected] Anonymous (anonymously) claimed they their public image, their company and were doing this to cause the company might even mess things up for their cus- Revolution, rebellion and rioting have embarrassment and to send a message to tomers. been all the rage in the news recently. the hacker community. That’s the most troublesome thing While the concept is as old as there have Anonymous’ mentality is to bring forward about Anonymous—they never take into been powers to overthrow, a new face is all the corruption that big business, big account the people they affect. They emerging in the realm of social change. government and big banks seem to get stand as a collective, a loosely knit orga- In fact, they don’t even have a face at all away with all the time. This is good, no? nization of radicals with a like-minded (aside from their Guy Fawkes masks). Well look a little deeper into the VDI cause, but that does not mean they stand They’re called Anonymous. info leak the sort of data released might for everyone. They sure don’t represent Originating in 2003 on the image board be more harmful than good. The docu- me. If they want radical social change for website 4chan, Anonymous is an unspeci- ments belonged to VDI’s senior vice the common man, they must find a way to fied group of thousands of hackers president Richard T. Garcia. As well as do so that doesn’t tread on the common (“hacktivists”) who seek social change information about VDI’s employees and man. through web-based civil disobedience. “office use only” documents, the materi- And with all that said, if you’ll excuse me, One of their first moves that garnered als also contained information regarding I’m going to change ALL of my passwords. worldwide press was a campaign in counter terrorism and were labeled “law early 2008. Labeled “Project Chanology,” enforcement sensitive.” Does that sound the group went after the Church of like information we want just floating Scientology for what Anonymous claimed around the Web? to be violations of free speech. Anonymous claims that they’re fighting More recent Anonymous activity was for social change. They say that you and I when the group released emails they are Anonymous. They’re not. They’re like claimed to be property of Bank of “Fight Club” without the fighting. They’re America containing supposed evidence Web-based bullies unable to enact real of “corruption and fraud” relating to social change and instead choose to do it September 12, 2011 9 10 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011 Pilsner glass contest We’ll Pay You By Jonathan King Editor in Chief $50 To Open a New

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Brian Camilleri, one of hopes to educate students about the event’s many student the various resources available to organizers. help them achieve fitness goals. Of course, they also want to There will also be many local make the event as fun as possible. This businesses present. year, gaming club Project Playhem will This year’s School Daze theme be out with several televisions equipped is “The Games People Play.” These with Xbox games open to the public. “theme days,” which have long been Complementary Internet will be acces- a part of the fair, are “like a side fair inside sible at the Bright House Network trailer of a fair,” said Stowell. All of the participat- and free massages will be available via ing groups are encouraged to come up with the Schoolcraft Massage program. There mini games for their tables and there will will also be psychics, a caricature artist also be a “Minute to Win it”-style game Fun & games under and a henna artist—a special gift from the show held every 20 minutes, where Asian Student Society. “Students can come audience members can participate the Big Top in during their break, after class or even to win prizes. Also, signing up for before class to check out what we have to clubs and attending meetings By Leah Esslinger offer. They can play some games and have a makes you eligible for the big Staff Writer good time,” said Camilleri. prize this year: a brand new For three days, Sept. 13-15, nearly every On Wednesday, Sept. 14, the fair will be iPad. student club and organization will be open for extended hours to serve the stu- So if you’re interested camped out between the Liberal Arts and dents of night classes. During this time, in the activities around the Forum buildings telling people about all students are encouraged to come and campus, or if you just want their organizations and inviting those check out Jamnesty, a concert featuring to have some fun, grab some that are interested to join. To further live music from local talent that spreads food and maybe walk away serve the student population, there will be awareness about the College’s chapter of with a prize or two, stop on by 50-cent hot dogs and chips for a quarter. Amnesty International. “This is a good the Big Top. School Daze starts Need something to wash those down? No way for us to get our name out, meet some on Tuesday, Sept. 13 and runs Radcliffe snack shop makes changes toward automation problem—free Coca Cola products will also people and get some people involved,” said through Thursday, Sept. 15, from be available. If that isn’t enough to tempt Kailee Sosnowski, President of Schoolcraft’s 10-2 p.m., with extended hours you, perhaps the promise of free entertain- chapter of the human rights group. on Wednesday, from 4-7 p.m. To ment and prizes will do the trick. This is The show is free, though donations are find out more information, stop the event Schoolcraft veteran knows as welcome. in the Student Activities Office School Daze. “We try to tailor events to what is in the Lower Waterman of the The purpose of annual festival is simple: happening now,” said Todd Stowell, VisTaTech Center. “Spreading awareness for students and Schoolcraft’s Student Activities letting them know, ‘Hey, these are the kind Coordinator. The Health and Wellness of things you can do on campus,’” says Initiative, organized by Phi Theta Kappa,

SAO iPad raffle! By Jonathan King Amnesty I Editor in Chief nternational, Schoolcr aft College presents... Want to explore the clubs on campus and be entered to win a free iPad? The Student Activities Office (SAO) will be raffling off a brand- new Apple iPad. In order to be eligible, all you have to do is attend a meeting of one of the many student clubs on campus. You can sign up for clubs at the upcoming School Daze event or you can contact the SAO for more information. Every time you attend a student club meeting, you will be entered into the raffle. The more meetings you Wednesday, September 14th attend, the more chances you have to win. The iPad will be raffled off on the week of October 3. Schoolcraft College Contact Student Activies at 734-462-4422 for more Livonia Campus information. The Main Tent 4:00pm-7:00pm September 12, 2011 13 College Positive Northville Victorian Volunteers Festival By Jonathan King Editor in Chief

Step back in time and explore the 1800s at the 23rd annual Northville Victorian Festival. For three days, down- town Northville will be transformed into a Victorian village; filled with art, music, history and fun. Guests can enjoy food, shopping and live entertainment by fully-costumed performers. The fes- tival will also include a number of delight- ful events, including a Victorian fashion show and tethered hot air balloon rides. The Victorian Festival is hosted by the Northville Chamber of

Photo by Cole Janisch Commerce and is going Volunteers Brad Belesky and Michael Matthis are always willing on from September to help encourage local youths to pursue a college education. 16-18 in downtown Northville. By Cole Janisch Staff Writer

The Michigan Campus ically designed to get students Compact, a group made up of 43 to attend the College when they member colleges and universi- are old enough. Regardless of ties, is interested in encourag- what college they choose to ing every Michigan student to attend, students are given full reach their academic potential. support from the members of One way they follow through MAP. on their continuing mission is One such member is through sponsoring programs Schoolcraft College student Brad like College Positive Volunteers. Belesky who got involved in At campuses across the state, MAP through his work for the these volunteers are focused on Student Ambassador program. helping children as young as “It’s a lot fun working for this thirteen see college in a positive group. It might even be called light. groundbreaking for these kids to “A college education is essen- learn about what college is like,” tial in today’s economy. What said Belesky. better way to improve our state The program is not without than by investing in its great- success as colleges and universi- est resource, the younger gen- ties across the state have expe- eration? We do more than just rienced peak enrollment over prepare kids for college – we’re the last few years. In addition to the first step in preparing citi- the impact of students reaching zens to engage the rest of the their potential, the program also world,” said Michael Matthis, takes on the challenge of raising the leader of the College Positive the economic value of the next Volunteers, better known as generation benefitting the com- Making Aspirations Possible munity as a whole. For volunteer (MAP). participants, it’s also a way to Matthis works in the Student share their positive experiences Recruitment office in a position with new students looking for a funded by the Michigan Campus path to follow into their futures. Compact College Coaching Unfortunately, due to budget Corps AmeriCorps Program. cuts in the AmeriCorps He coordinates with Emerson program, Matthis’ paid position Middle School to set up presen- is being eliminated and he will tations to get 8th graders excited be leaving in October. He does, about college. The helping these however, hope that the program children realize their full poten- will be continued by volunteers tial is such a high priority that after he leaves. It’s very easy the program continues track- to volunteer and anyone can ing participants throughout do so. All they have to do is their high school years. College contact Matthis and set up an Positive Volunteers is the result appointment. For more informa- of a big push by the state to tion about becoming a College Photos by Mandy Getschman increase the number of stu- Positive Volunteer, contact dents enrolling in college. The Michael Mattis at 734-462-5328. program at Schoolcraft is specif- 14 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011 Helping students one paper at a time The Writing Fellows provide assistance and opportunities for writers on campus

By Brad Belesky far into their next academic Staff Writer road. Ashley Carley, a former Schoolcraft student, was Have you ever needed an once a proud member of the extra set of eyes for your Writing Fellows. “Writing English papers? Or have you Fellows really encouraged me just wondered where you to apply what I had learned could go to show your love from class to real life,” Carley for writing? Look no further says, “It taught me how to be than the Learning Assistance professional and comfortable Center (LAC) in the Bradner with diverse groups of people. Library for the Writing I was able to take a sense of Fellows, one of the many confidence in myself and my tutoring programs offered by writing with me to my new Learning Support Services. school.” Going to Writing Fellows is Whether you are looking an excellent way to help you for some additional help, or strengthen your writing abili- have a desire to assist others, ties and make sure you excel in then take your college writing any class that requires writing to the next level by taking a paper.. A fellow will offer advantage of the services tutoring on proper grammar offered by – or joining – the usage and also provide tech- Writing Fellows. Professor niques that will take your Photo by Steven Grill Writing Fellows Amy Hall (left) and Morgan Ranauer (right) Kheder added, “I am always writing to the next level. The looking for that highly moti- Writing Fellows are avail- vated, extremely able student able in the LAC from 9 a.m. the LAC,” said Niran Kheder, demic hours per term,. Other mates on campus, meet new who will be the next Writing to 5 p.m., Monday through Writing Fellows Coordinator. eligibility requirements will people and get paid for doing Fellow.” Thursday, and Fridays from 9 If you are the English buff be discussed at the interview the things you like to do. Students may send an email a.m. to 12 p.m. On Line papers in your group of friends, or if with the coordinator. That “Writing Fellows have the ([email protected]) can also be submitted. Check you simply have a knack for may sound like a lot, but the privilege of working with for further details. the Writing Fellows website and enjoy writing, you may benefits of being a fellow a diverse population. The So, if you love to write, need ([email protected]) for want to consider becoming a make it a truly worthwhile rewards are plentiful and the help with your writing, or directions. writing fellow. To be eligible, endeavor. You will gain great experience is invaluable.” said have a passion for learning, “Students can not only an applicant must be at least work experience which will be Kheder. then Writing Fellows might benefit from our services, 18 years old, maintain a 3.5 an important addition to your The rewards of Writing just be the ticket! but they will marvel at all the GPA or better, have completed résumé. Also, being a writing Fellows expand far past additional tutoring assistance English 101 and English 102 fellow is a paid position. So if Schoolcraft’s doors. The provided free of charge at or equivalent, and, enrolled you enjoy English, this is your skills and writing prowess in at least six or more aca- chance to help other class- gained carries the student

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Phi Theta Kappa SCII: Mountaintop Movie Night: Dance Team St. Leo’s Soup Kitchen Orientation (Livonia) Removal VT 425 Kite Runner LW Auditions SAO 8am-1pm 7pm-10pm VT 550 6-9pm PE 140 7-9pm 10:30 am-5pm 16 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011 Club Events

some of the most odd, puzzling and at the intersection of 7 Mile and just plain crazy movies produced by Farmington Roads for $1.25. For some of the most respected writers more information, please contact on TV. Schedules of movies can the Student Activities Office at 734- be provided upon request. Movies 462-4422. are shown in the Lower Waterman Wing of the VisTaTech Center. Red Cross Blood Drive Meetings/viewings are on Tuesdays Join the Red Cross and donate and Thursdays from 1-6 p.m. blood to help save lives. By donat- The Schoolcraft Connection Pageturners ing one pint of blood, you can save Compiled by Margie Wisniewski• Staff Writer up to three lives. The American Want to further your skills in Join the Pageturners book club Red Cross will be collecting blood School Daze writing, editing, photography and as they discuss this month’s book, donations on Thursday, September design? Then join the award-win- Come join us under the big tent, “The Art of Living: The Classical 29 from 9 a.m.-7 p.m. in the Lower ning Schoolcraft Connection, the located between the Forum and Manual on Virtue, Happiness, and Waterman of the VistaTech Center. College’s student-run newspaper. Liberal Arts Buildings, and meet Effectiveness” by Epictetus. Phi Please call Student Activities at Staff meetings are every Monday all the clubs and organizations of Theta Kappa members will receive 734-462-4422 to schedule your at 4 p.m. in the Lower Waterman of Schoolcraft. Join us for lunch with a quarter star for attending or one appointment. the VisTaTech Center. 50 cent hot dogs, 25 cent chips, free star for facilitating. The next meet- beverages, games and much more. ings are Monday, September 26 Save Our Youth Task Force Student Activities Board from 1:15-2:15 p.m. in the McDowell Want to make a difference in Detroit Tigers Game Center room MC200 and Thursday, General Meetings September 29 from 4:00-5:00pm at today’s youth? The Save Our Join the Student Activities Office the Radcliff Campus in RC645. Youth Task Force is an informa- Want to get involved on campus? for a fun-filled evening at Comerica tive yet empowering organiza- Then come and see how with the Park as the Detroit Tigers battle Photography Club tion engaged in helping our youth Student Activities Board. General the Baltimore Orioles on Friday, make positive social choices, meetings are Thursdays at 4 p.m. September 23. The game starts Photography Club provides a wel- in the Lower Waterman of the coming environment for graphi- such as going to college, complet- at 7 p.m. Tickets are available for ing volunteer work and enacting VisTaTech Center. The Student purchase in the Student Activities cally-inclined hobbyists, graphic social justice. Meetings will be Activities Board provides students Office for only $15. For more infor- designers and students majoring and the College community with held on Wednesdays in the Lower mation, please contact the Student in artistic fields. The next meet- a variety of programs and activi- Waterman of the VisTaTech Activities Office at 734-462-4422. ings are scheduled for Thursdays, ties that are educational, service- August 15 and 29 from 5-7 p.m. Building. 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feels “disobey” his rules and bring them up on stage, “Bob-matizing” (like hypnotizing) them into Bob- Zombies, eventually having them partake in funny tasks. While I didn’t get to take part in any stage That Time I ... hijinks, I was lucky enough to be ... Went medieval at the Renaissance Fair “Bob-matized” near the end of the show with the rest of the audience. By Kim Poma see the thought and care so many without taking in a few of the many After the show, Clark Orwick, the Campus Life Editor people put into their ensemble. And shows put on throughout the day. puppeteer, was kind enough to pose especially their characters. The best of these is The Ded Bob with stragglers and answer ques- tions. On a recent sunny weekend, I I must have heard “milady” a Show. Think Jeff Dunham—the Of the many shops and dealers went medieval. I don’t mean that I hundred different times from all guy with the puppets—only a lot hawking their wares, the glassblow- picked up a giant axe and … well, the people shuffling through the racier. He was extremely funny ing shop, The Royal Glass Maker, actually, we’ll come back to that. crowded streets. Not one person though. Bob is a skeleton puppet is a crowd favorite. I was fortunate Annually, the Michigan Renaissance broke character and it is almost who has a certain set of rules and enough to participate in a demon- Festival returns to Holly, Michigan impossible to tell the difference doesn’t mind making the audi- stration. Children: Do not try this where visitors are encouraged to between the workers and those ence look a little foolish. He’ll pick at home without adult supervi- step back in time and immerse participating for fun. No one three people in the audience who he sion. Adults: Don’t try this at home themselves in the 16th century. could top the Queen. Elizabeth, I’d never considered going to actress Caroline Jett of Florida, a Renaissance Festival before. It the reigning nobility of the Shire wasn’t my thing, dressing up and of Hollygrove, endured a steady playing a character. I was not about stream of questions from an unini- to walk around speaking in ‘ye olde tiated commoner and she was English’ for a day, while others wonderful about the whole thing. stared at me like I was insane. Thankfully, I remembered to curtsy However, in the name of dedicated … no beheadings for being an inso- journalism, I accepted my assign- lent peasant. ment and made my plans. Axe tossing is a favorite pastime Being as this would be my very of festival goers. May I just take first Renaissance experience, I a minute to point out I will never didn’t know what to expect so be mistaken for a lumbering I compiled a list of suggested Norseman. I am all skin and bone activities from veteran festival and a daily battle in my life is goers. Many of the items listed simply twisting the cap off a bottle were vague, mysterious hints that of pop. So, imagine my surprise nobody would explain. I was stuck. when I threw that axe and it stuck. I was going in blind and everyone It stuck to the wall! I threw a deadly else knew what was coming but me. weapon hard enough to stick to the Upon arriving in “the shire,” wall! the first thing I did is a staple for Smoked turkey legs are an festival regulars: I dressed up in extremely popular Hollygrove period clothing. It wasn’t any- delicacy. Passersby must have been thing too extravagant—a simple stunned to see a peasant girl nib- blue-and-white dress and a modest bling away on a turkey leg that was crown. Compared to many of other as big as my arm. Being a diminu- costumes, including someone in tive person with a Lilliputian-sized a coyote outfit and, of course, the stomach, I was no match for the workers dressed to the nines as great leg. (My crew fell upon the knights and royals, my outfit was discarded leg like Viking raiders.) fairly pedestrian. It’s amazing to No trip to the festival is complete September 12, 2011 21

feels “disobey” his rules and bring because you might actually burn it glass flower so, considering I didn’t these people really love the medi- them up on stage, “Bob-matizing” down! In essence, glassblowing is require a hurried dash to the emer- eval era and they get to experience (like hypnotizing) them into Bob- basically taking molten sand and gency room, it was a success and a it for multiple weekends every year. Zombies, eventually having them shaping it into decorative objects. definite highlight from a busy day. It’s a really cool thing. All in all, it partake in funny tasks. While I I went into the workshop and I When I walked into this thing, I was an amazing time and an oppor- didn’t get to take part in any stage immediately started to sweat—their had no expectations. And I’m kind tunity everyone should try once. I hijinks, I was lucky enough to be furnaces were sweltering. The shop of glad I didn’t. I was able to form would definitely go back again ... “Bob-matized” near the end of the owner, Chris Nordin, a local artisan a solid and unbiased opinion about if only to hone my axe-throwing show with the rest of the audience. with a Dearborn-based studio the festival. I enjoyed it—and I can prowess. After the show, Clark Orwick, the described it as “playing with some- understand why others do too. It’s The Michigan Renaissance puppeteer, was kind enough to pose thing that’s practically as hot as a fun escape, going back in time Festival will continue to run on with stragglers and answer ques- lava.” and hiding behind a costume. The weekends through Oct. 2 and pro- tions. I got to make a glass flower and it people who work there, and the motional tickets—that’s “free” Of the many shops and dealers wasn’t easy. The iron tools heated people who attend, they really get to you and me—are available in hawking their wares, the glassblow- up quickly and my hands remained into it. Many people have ways to limited supply through the Student ing shop, The Royal Glass Maker, warm long after I was done. And escape the doldrums of life. Some Activities Office located in the is a crowd favorite. I was fortunate when it came time to “pinch” the prefer the massive world of online Lower Waterman of the VisTaTech enough to participate in a demon- glass to make the petals, the pro- video games. (I love Harry Potter— Center. Grab a couple of tickets, a stration. Children: Do not try this fessional artisan had to help me. and I would love to spend a day in few friends and head north to Holly at home without adult supervi- But, I walked away without third- that universe.) In the case of the for some medieval entertainment. sion. Adults: Don’t try this at home degree burns and a pretty purple Michigan Renaissance Festival, the Schoolcraft Connection 22 rts ntertainment A & E September 12, 2011 An idiot brother, a special movie "Our Idiot Brother" is smarter than it looks By Brian Camilleri Assistant Layout Editor Sometimes it takes an idiot past the drawn-out beginning, it is brother to make us realize that the worth sitting all the way through. true idiot is the one staring back at The ending ties everything us in the mirror. Directed by Jesse together with a great message to Peretz, who previously did “The walk out of the theater with. The Ex”, “First Love, Last Rites” and whole thing leaves you feeling sat- “The Chateau”; “Our Idiot Brother” isfied, which is more than can be is a comedy about an easygoing said for a lot of films these days. pothead named Ned whose life is The all-star cast deserves a lot falling apart and who seeks the of credit for creating relatable help from his three diverse sisters. and funny characters. Paul Rudd, Ned is the family member that Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel no one wants to deal with, but and Rashida Jones have all been everyone feels obligated to help. known for their outstanding Together they all realize what comedic roles in the past. Putting is important in life and, in the them together in one movie is an process, grow closer together. explosion of great improvisational Judging from the trailer, an humor. True comedy is revealed audience might expect a laugh- when actors can push the out-loud, sides-hurting, eyes- limits of characters through watering comedy, but this movie improvisation. These four is far from it. The film is more of really sell that they are an emotional revelation laced with a real set of bickering offbeat characters comparable to siblings and it makes the the Hoover family in “Little Miss experience all the better. Sunshine.” There are some hilari- The unique look of the ous moments, to be sure, but the movie is also worth pointing out. humor is much more subdued and The cinematographer for “Our derived from the quirkiness of the Idiot Brother”, Yaron Orbach, shot characters. this movie in a different way than If there’s one point of criticism, most comedies are shot. Comedies it’s that the first half of the movie usually look bright and vivid, is overly long and struggles to find

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Technology is moving constantly and the could be used. The first world of gaming is a perpetually-evolving feature is the ability to whirlwind of new ideas. Two such ideas switch play instantly from were officially announced at the Electronic the TV to the controller in case Entertainment Expo (E3) earlier this year. someone else wants to use the TV. Here’s a brief look at the future of gaming This could be done with no loss in as we know it. graphical quality thanks to the 6.2- inch HD screen. Wii U The controller screen can also be Of all the presentations at this year’s E3, used in conjunction with the TV and none was more earth-shattering than the this kind of interactivity is by far the announcement of Nintendo’s new console, most intriguing aspect of the Wii U. the Wii U. At its most basic level, the controller So what is it? Well, as the name implies, could just be a second screen for a map the Wii U is the successor to Nintendo’s or inventory (a la the Nintendo DS) or to hugely successful Wii game console. In give multiple players different views of terms of looks, it’s a bit rounder and a bit a game. However, when motion control beefier (to accommodate the upgraded is thrown in, a world of possibilities is hardware) but it still retains the Wii’s opened. Throw in backwards compat- playful aesthetics. However, like the Wii, ibility with all existing Wii controllers and the Wii U’s big attention-getting feature accessories and the sky appears very much was not the console itself but the controller. to be the limit. The Wii U controller features a touch At this point, the list of possible games screen, as well as built-in speakers, a for the Wii U is mostly speculation, camera, a microphone and a host of other features. During their presentation, See Coming attractions PAGE 25 Nintendo showed a video dis- playing the many ways in which their controller 24 September 12, 2011

The War on Drugs The Swellers Eyes Set To Kill Trivium “Slave Ambient” “Good For Me” “White Lotus” “In Waves” Genre: Indie Rock Genre: Pop punk Genre: Metalcore Genre: Metal

By Jonathan King By Heather Greenshields By Heather Greenshields By Chad Perkins Editor in Chief Staff Writer Staff Writer Staff Writer Starting with the backbone of gui- Hailing from Michigan, The Swellers Emerging on the metalcore scene Trivium is a four-piece metal band tarists Adam Granduciel and Kurt Vile, that mixes melody with screams are best known for their pop punk in 2006, Eyes Set To Kill are making a The War on Drugs began showcasing and growls. The band was formed in sound and true-to-life lyrics. The their unique brand of indie folk rock name for themselves. Signing on to a 1999 and their first album, “Ember in 2005. After two EPs, they released group started playing in Flint, MI, new label, Forsee, they have come out to Inferno,” was released in 2003 their debut album “Wagonwheel Blues” during the late ‘90s and since then with third full length debut “White by Roadrunner Records. “Ember to in 2008. That year the band’s lineup they have progressed into touring Lotus.” This record was a surprising Inferno” was not well-received, scoring faced a major overhaul, with the loss machines and become a part of the release considering there was little low in most major music magazines. of three members (including Vile, who music scene throughout the world. marketing for the album. This was It wasn’t until their second album went solo and recently garnered criti- Since 2009, they’ve found a comfort- partly because the band played the “Ascendancy” that they started to cal acclaim with the album “Smoke able fit with the label Fueled by Ramen 2011 Warped Tour throughout the receive some notoriety. The album Ring For My Halo”) and the addition alongside bands like Paramore and summer. However, the band members won the Album of the Year award from of drummer Mike Zanghi. Now a Cobra Starship. Recently they released Kerrang! and topped the U.S Billboard trio, The War on Drugs has banded are now actively supporting their new their third full-length album, “Good 200 at 151. Their next two albums, together to release their second full- release online. “The Crusade” and “Shogun,” featured For Me.” length album “Slave Ambient.” Eyes Set To Kill are known for fusing a mix of melodic singing and thrash- The album opens with a tide of The record opens with the song heavy guitars with the bright vocals of ing riffs and were both received well. swirling guitars on “Best Night,” “Runaways,” which starts with an sisters Anissa and Alexia Rodriguez, “Shogun” in particular was considered paving the way for what seems like energetic guitar intro and quickly and then underlining everything with the band’s best album to date. a psychedelic dream-pop voyage. builds up to introduce the lyrics. The the fiery screams of Cisko Miranda. This brings us to their current fifth However, it isn’t until the second track track sets the mood for the album with “White Lotus” very much sticks to this album, “In Waves,” which sounds like that the true nature of the album is its catchy guitar riffs and infectious formula. The record enters with the a wild mixture of everything Trivium revealed. On “Brothers,” Granduciel vocal melodies. song “The Secrets Between,” which has released so far. Is this catchall breaks out his best Dylan-esque drawl The themes of the album are about fades in to the full max of sound with approach a good thing? Perhaps. and cements the notion that, beneath Unfortunately, at first listen, the growing to do better by examining the pounding drums leading to the guitar the affected guitars and dreamlike album doesn’t sound that great. The past while still focusing on the here and bass. This song uses a lyric from atmosphere, “Slave Ambient” is a and now. In the song “Better Things” first track “In Waves” begins with their last album, which tends to be folksy road-trip album at heart. the lyrics describe how existential- a fast pace but the drums, riffs and The merging of shoegaze and folk is ism can change one’s outlook and let a frequent motif for them. This is screams are all repetitive, making it truly fascinating and it makes for some one look ahead to better things. The believed to have the albums be tied boring and even unbearable to listen interesting listening. Several of the rhythm throughout the track is crisp together with common themes and to until about the minute mark. tracks are beyond the five- or six-min- and mellow, blending the guitar and lines. Luckily, after that point, the album ute mark in order to focus on building vocals together, while the melody is The song “Harsh” starts off with a really starts to open up. a wall of kaleidoscopic sound. In addi- soothing with sad undertones. pounding drum line, quickly introduc- This album has a song for everyone, tion, in between the vocal tracks are The first hit off of “Good For Me” is ing the vocals which deftly rise up over from the heart-attack rush of “Dusk several instrumental interludes. The “Best I Ever Had,” which is the most the crunching guitars. “Harsh” tells a Dismantled” to the slow ballad “Of first such is “The Animator,” which uplifting and inspiring song on the story about how the vocalist wants to All These Yesterdays.” This is what drifts like a piece of Brian Eno ambi- record. The track is about how your prove that what was once a relation- Trivium has been looking for – that ence, featuring glistening synths and past can transform you into what you ship is now in the past and that life perfect mix of melodic tone and beautiful horns. are today. Conversely, in the song is better because of it. There’s also an hateful screams emanating from However, for every out-there indul- “Prime Meridian,” the lyrics explain acoustic version of of “Harsh” at the vocalist Matt Healy’s mouth. gence there’s a straight-up channel- how a person can be so depressed but end of the record. This stripped-down Trivium really gave the album a ing of Bob Dylan or Neil Young. “I at the same time reluctant to accept version of the song plays quite differ- great effort but there are still some Was There” features bluesy guitars, the advice others and make changes ently and you can feel it in Anissa’s missteps, such as some of the same piano and harmonica. While the more in their life. The timing of this album’s passionate and raw vocal performance. repetitive beats appearing multiple dynamic, fast-paced numbers like release is great, with the tail end The lyrics are underscored by simple times. An example would be the songs “Your Love is Calling My Name” and of summer providing an outlook of layered guitars, giving the song a pure, “Dusk Dismantled” and “Black.” When “Baby Missiles” carry all of the energy change to look forward to. brilliant energy. first listening to them the beginnings and fervor of a Springsteen rocker. On this record, The Swellers The album artwork portrays a single, the instrumentals sound the same – it Meanwhile, the stellar closing track, show some maturation lyrically yet pristine white lotus with black paint takes a good 30 seconds for any dis- “Blackwater,” brings everything back the instrumentation remains stag- spilled onto it. This is very representa- tinction to show up. to earth in an ambient guitar ballad. Trivium has had some hits and nant. The drums and guitar sound tive of how the record has developed “Slave Ambient” is a great piece of misses in the past, and while this from something simple and pure but experimental rock and a wonderful do manage to find a solid groove … album is not perfect it is far from a slice of 21st century Americana. Its 12 it’s just all been heard before. Lead has taken over by their own style and miss. “In Waves” is a wild ride that tracks make up a musical cross-coun- vocalist Nick Diener shows no sign muse. contains all the elements Trivium fans try road trip that hits every unique of searching for new melodies. That Musically, Eyes Set To Kill has grown have come to expect. While it begins stop along the way. The album draws doesn’t stop “Good For Me” from being considerably but they still have time kind of weak, it picks up quickly and from the old soul of classic folk but a good listen, but it certainly isn’t to mature. Nevertheless, this album is ends up as another satisfactory entry presents it in a package that is fresh, breaking any new ground anytime a good listen and is sure to please fans in the Trivium collection. ear-catching and simply irresistible. soon. who have kept up with the band. The Bottom Line: The Bottom Line: The Bottom Line: The Bottom Line: “In Waves” is recommended for “Slave Ambient” is a pleasant sur- The Swellers come out with another “White Lotus” mixes the sweetness heavy metal fans as well as people prise to say the least. The War on of female vocals with the clash of met- who are just starting off into the metal Drugs doesn’t skimp on the soul but solid album full of their signature pop- punk sound. The lyrics are relatable alcore and then stirs in some acoustic- world. It hits the nail on the head also doesn’t forget to keep listeners for being another solid album in the interested. This weird and wonderful and deal with mediocrity and being driven songs for good taste. This psych-folk hybrid is definitely worth a okay with it. Overall this album is record exemplifies Eyes Set To Kill’s Trivium collection, and metalheads listen. worth the listen. signature sound, which is far from should definitely give it a shot. perfect but still very engaging. September 12, 2011 25

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Friday Night Rental Going back to school By Todd Walsh and Chad Perkins Staff Writers

Summer has ended and well, “Back to School”? This student who just wishes he Africa who is forced to go students are heading back ‘80s comedy stars Rodney was special. As it turns out, to North Shore Public High to school. It’s a time that can Dangerfield as Thornton he is special—he’s a werewolf! School. There she meets two be exciting and fun, but it Melon, a millionaire cloth- After some wallowing and social outcasts named Janis can also be a little scary and ing manufacturer who has complaining, Howard even- and Damian who teach her stressful. If you’re feeling over- no formal education. After tually comes to terms with about the various cliques whelmed, why not take the finding out his son, Jason this and uses his affliction in school. Specifically, they edge off with a great movie? Melon (played by Keith to become the most popular warn her about the exclusive Here are a few classic flicks Gordon) didn’t make it onto werewolf on campus, flaunt- clique known as the Plastics, that show Hollywood’s take on the diving team at school, ing his werewolf abilities like a trio of girls who run the the pressures of returning to Thornton decides to help his a complete jerk. Of course, school with an iron fist. the classroom. son by enrolling in college he learns the hard way However, the Plastics accept with him. Of course, the that showboating your way Cady into their group and “Rebel Without a Cause” elder Melon thinks college is through high school has its Janis decides to use Cady to (1955) one big laugh, so he spends downsides. plot revenge on them. Over “Rebel” is an all-time classic. his time throwing parties, “Teen Wolf” is a fairly time though, being in the The film is a drama about a hiring people to do his home- harmless bit of ‘80s goodness. Plastics makes Cady become rebellious youth named Jim work and using his money If nothing else, it’s the movie spiteful and she begins to Stark (played by James Dean) to become the big man on that led to Michael J. Fox abandon her values and her who enrolls at Dawson High campus. It’s all fun and games starring in the “Back to the true friends. School. There he befriends until he gets caught cheating. Future” series. If you’re the Unlike other high school a student named Plato and With the threat of expulsion type of person who isn’t into comedies like “She’s the has an encounter with the over his head, Thornton has the gritty, gothic side of were- Man,” “Prom” and “John local bully, Buzz. Jim ends up to hit the books and hope he wolf lore, then this movie is Tucker Must Die,” “Mean getting chased by Buzz’s gang, passes his final exams. definitely one to pick up. Or, Girls” is actually funny. More tearing his family apart in the What makes this movie if you’re just looking for a importantly, it’s smart. The process, and having his friend special is Rodney Dangerfield heartwarming movie about script was written by Tina Fey go off the deep end, which being Rodney Dangerfield. a monster and his troubles, of “Saturday Night Live” and brings about one of the most He is the same lovable smart- then you could certainly do “30 Rock” fame and favors suspenseful endings in movie alec from “Caddyshack” worse. “Teen Wolf” will leave sharp humor and witty dia- history. and “Easy Money” … he you guessing in all of its logue over teenage movie There are two reasons why just now happens to be in a awkward glory and will make clichés. Fey takes the reality “Rebel” is a classic. The first is college setting. The film uses for a fun addition to your of high school and exagger- the striking performance by Dangerfield’s great one-liners Friday night. ates it into a ridiculous piece James Dean, whose method to point out the absurdity “Mean Girls” (2004) of dark humor that still has acting techniques are reminis- and importance of college a message. Once you can get cent of Marlon Brando (who life. The supporting cast The film stars Lindsay over Lohan as the lead—and was the original choice to play also helps the movie shine. Lohan as Cady Heron, a that does take some time— Jim Stark) but with a healthy There’s Robert Downey Jr. as home-schooled teenager from you’ll find “Mean Girls” is injection of steroids. His por- a drugged-out pacifist who actually a solid piece of trayal of a confused teenager protests campus life, Sally rental fodder. is breathtaking. The second Kellerman as an English pro- crucial element of “Rebel” is fessor turned love interest the story. The film goes far and comedian Sam Kinison beyond your average tale of as an over-the-top history a teenager enrolling into a professor who screams like new school, making friends, a banshee at his students. dealing with bully and getting Overall, “Back to School” is a the girl. Instead, it deals with classic piece of comedy and family issues and provides a must-see for any college- commentary on the corruption bound student. of American youth. This was “Teen Wolf” (1985) one of the first films to show delinquent youth in a middle- High school can be a trou- class, suburban environment bling time for some teens. as opposed to an urban slum. Your body goes through As such, it remains a landmark changes, girls start mattering piece of social commentary and everything seems out of and is one movie you simply whack. In the 1985 fantasy cannot miss. comedy “Teen Wolf,” Scott Howard (played by Michael “Back to School” J. 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BUY STUDENT TICKETS NOW 30 the Schoolcraft Connection S ports September 12, 2011 Lady Ocelots maul Bruins Schoolcraft dominates Kellogg in 9-0 shutout By Ehimare Arhebamen the Bruins’ defense. Boudreau Sports Editor scored again at 22:40. “The great thing about our On a soggy night on Sept. girls is that they are just hard 7, the Schoolcraft College workers,” said Schoolcraft women’s soccer team beat Assistant Coach Michele Kitta. the Lady Bruins of Kellogg In spite of the weather, the Community College in a 9-0 Ocelots used the second half to shutout. For a team ranked 10th continue to flex their offensive nationally in a preseason poll prowess. Sam Zerilla, Ashley with aspirations for a deep run Welch, Jenna Williams and into the postseason, this was Badalamente all scored to put just one of many wins neces- the Bruins away. sary for the Lady Ocelots to “I think that we really were stay atop the standings. trying to pass it around more,” Playing through a cold, driz- said Zerilla, referring to the zling rain, the Ocelots set a second half of the game, fast tempo. The Bruins, a team “and there is always room for with only a 14-player roster comprised entirely of fresh- improvement.” man, had a difficult time han- Even in the face of a lopsided dling the seasoned Ocelots. 9-0 outcome, both teams dis- The Schoolcraft team had no played a great deal of respect problem taking advantage of for each other. As the Ocelots an opponent still looking to looked forward to their next find its way in the highly com- opponent on their trek to the petitive Region XII. postseason, the young Bruins Every time the Ocelots learned a little about what it had a chance to score, they takes to compete on the pitch at eagerly pressed the attack. the collegiate level. Lauren Badalamente started For the next two games, the scoring at the 1:20-minute the Lady Ocelots travel to mark. Renee Boudreau fol- lowed it up at the 9:00-minute Owens, Sept. 14, and Delta, mark. Badalamente scored Sept. 17. The next homes again in the 13th minute. The games for the team are against Ocelots poured on the pressure UM-Dearborn, Sept 21, and Photos by Steven Grill and took advantage of cracks in Concordia on Sept. 24. TOP: #19 Sam Zerilla ignores the tor- rential down- pour and pushes past the Kellogg defense.

LEFT: Renee Boudreau, #23, struggles past Kellogg to gain control of the ball.

ABOVE: Lauren Badalamente, #8, rushes a Kellogg opponent to help her team.

RIGHT: Lindsay McMullen, #4, battles against Kellogg at the beginning of the game September 12, 2011 31 32 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011 Breezing Slamming into history by the Yankees make his grand slam in the 5th inning to bring the game back to 7-6 Athletics. Martin competition th record in grand put the Yankees ahead in the 6 with his Cross Country gets running fashion blast. Granderson’s historic slam came in the 8th and put an exclamation point on By Ehimare Arhebamen an already historic night in the Bronx. By Ehimare Ahrebamen Sports Editor Sports Editor Yankee captain, Derek Jeter said having The New York Yankees have become the The Schoolcraft Cross three grand slams in a single game is first team in major league history to hit Country team is heating up something, “…you can’t explain…” three grand slams in one game. Oddly, the track on their competi- Martin had two homeruns and stole they needed all three and more to beat tion. The Ocelots’ first offi- second base, increasing career highs the Oakland Athletics. cial meet was Sept. 2 at the with six hits. Granderson and Cano made This was the Yankees’ highest-scoring Golden Grizzly Invitational it a point to drive five runs. game since playing Boston in 2000 when at Oakland University. The The Yankees won the game 22-9, they tallied 22 runs. Three Yankees team also met up for two crushing the Athletics. The Yankees’ 22 hitters – Robinson Cano, Russel Martin, preseason meets in August. was the most number of runs permitted and Curtis Granderson – all stepped up The preseason meets helped by the Athletics since 1955. This was The to the plate and each delivered a massive the runners hone their skills Bronx Bombers biggest comeback since blow. before the start of the season. 2006. But the main reason that the game At one point in the game, the Yankees The women’s team was in was so incredible is that the Yankees are were trailing 7-1 before the offense mid-season form right from now going down in history as the first kicked into high gear. Martin started the starting gun. Their 4-kilo- team to have three grand slams in one off the Yankees’ conquest with a home meter (2.49 mile) runs cooled game. run in the fourth inning. Cano smacked the competition even in the 90-degree weather. The team co-captain, Maddy LaFave came in 2nd place – only 44 seconds shy of the gold – but surpassed her 2010 record with the two preseason meets. Newcomer Erica Modzy had her first official win for the Dueling team. Two other runners for the team, Hailee Azizi and Mariam Mrouch, were huge assets for Schoolcraft. The men’s Cross Country team, who had a 6-kilome- ter (3.73 mile) run, started one official runner, Mark 11 Walker. The other runners 20 on the men’s side were Mike ZE Greer, Shawn Van Dyke, Luis Montenegro and Nate Wise. The Ocelots had to deal not only with the other runners but with the heat. While other competitors passed out SCHOOL DA from exhaustion, none of the Ocelot runners let the heat beat them during their runs. Considering the elements and the opposition, simply com- pleting the race meant every September 15, 2011 finish was triumphant. 11:00a.m. – 2:00p.m. 1st place: Erica Mozdy: 17:47 (7:09 pace), 2nd place: Maddy LaFave: 18:34 (7:28 pace) Hailee Azizi: 19:48 (7:58 pace), Mariam Mrouch: 20:30 (8:15 pace) 1st place: Nate Wise: 23:43 Located between the Liberal Arts (6:22 pace), Mark Walker: Building and Forum. 27:18 (7:19 pace), Mike Greer: 28:01 (7:30 For more information about School Daze call 734.462.4422. pace), Shawn Van Dyke: 29:36, Luis Montenegro: 32:05 (8:36 pace) September 12, 2011 33 Back to the Pitch Men's soccer looking to return to prominence By Ian Gallagher Managing Editor

After placing second in last year’s NJCAA Region XII tour- nament with a record of 17-4-1, Schoolcraft Men’s Soccer is back. This year the men are aiming for their sixth-straight MCCAA title. The Ocelots are once again a mul- tinational effort with players from four different countries donning the blue and gold. Ryan LeMasters and Doug Beason are back after injuries cut their seasons short last year. An Aug. 31 win against Jackson Community College came in large part to an 11th-minute goal by Gino Pasquali with Anthony Lourenco assisting. On Sept. 2, the Ocelots crushed Lakeland Community College (Ohio), 5-0. Phil Strachan, Doug Beason, Brent McIntosh, Photo by Steven Grill Adrian Tash and Gino Pasquali all Venezuelan-born midfielder Marco Lobo, #18, gains control of the ball from his opponent. scored. Anthony Lourenco has two assists. Keeper Tom Duquette held 5. McIntosh had a trio of goals Tom Nevill, Damjan Stamenkovik College on Saturday, Sept. 17 at the Lakers scoreless. along with three assists. Marco and Gino Pasquali ensured 1 p.m. before going on the road The Ocelots demolished Lobo scored twice while Anthony Schoolcraft’s dominance with a to Muskegon for a match on Cuyahoga Community College, Lourenco and Nate Motta each goal each. Saturday, Sept. 24 at 3 p.m. another Ohio team, 10-1 on Sept. chipped in with a goal and assist. The men’s team will host Delta Setting up for a big season SC volleyball on the rise By Cole Janisch Staff writer the team’s plays down to a science. This year’s volleyball team Lauren Braun is a Schoolcraft is looking forward to having a alumnus and an “invaluable asset” breakout season. The team has to the team. been training together for several Brumfield also went out of his months and the hard work is way to bring attention to Sid Fox, starting to pay off. They have the Athletic Director, and Joyce already beaten two teams in Galindo for their “second-to-none scrimmages as well as Columbus support.” State. Besides making a great team This year the women’s volley- that is sure to win and hopefully ball team recruited by using what gaining championship titles, Head Coach Brumfield coined as Coach Brumfield also wants to a “three-prong system” which is make sure that his players get based on a balance between aca- recruited by universities for their demics, boundaries, organization third and fourth years of college and athletic skill. A key strength and are offered good scholarships. of this team is their depth and To help with this, he has gotten Photo by Brian Camilleri ability to play multiple positions. new team uniforms that look more This year’s team includes: Taylor professional. Coach Rod Brumfield lectures the girls on the best serving techniques to take down any of their future opponents. Kerr of Livonia; Kara Kempiski, Last year, one of the former Livonia; Monika Rudis, Livonia; players was awarded a full ride Lauren Macuga, Canton; Kelly to Lindsey Wilson College in Macdonald, Plymouth; Nicole Kentucky. Coach Brumfield hopes Kempinski, Livonia; Jessica that the sophomores on the team Macari, Riverview; Lauren this year have the same level of Enjoy following Ocelot Meadows, Waterford; Chrissy recruitment. Athletics? Be sure to save the Maleske, Livonia; Brooke Rycerz, This team is ready to roll and Farmington; Brittany Sprinkles, will definitely represent our calendar on page 31 to keep Carleton; Kayla Boose, Warren; school on the court. The vol- track of all the events this fall! Amber Aldrich, Fowlerville; Sarah leyball team will visit St. Clair Suppelsa, Livonia and Nicole Community College on Tuesday, Molnar, Canton. Sept. 13, then travel to Lakeland, Coach Brumfield said that the Ohio for a tournament for Sept. The Schoolcraft team would not be as good as it is 16-17. The team’s next home without the help of his assistant game will be on Thursday, Sept. Connection coaches. Chris DePoy, who played 22 versus Oakland Community on the university level and is the College. team’s lead strategist, is planning 34 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011

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Horoscopes By Ian Gallagher Managing Editor Aries Leo Sagittarius Pisces Remain wary this Do not let your pride Speak softly – you Try to keep a clear week. On the 19th of go too far. Keep your may be getting hoarse. head, even though the month, you may main priorities in focus things may be a bit encounter a one-eyed and you will get closer Try to get to the point fishy sometimes. Be man. to your goals. quickly and let both of sure to stay in school your halves show. and try not to flounder. Taurus Virgo Capricorn

Rome was not built This could be a lucky Your ears may seem in a day, but Oklahoma time for you. Approach Ophiuchus City was. Keep up the change with a cautious full at times and your effort and your city sense of optimism. outer husk may be You may be new, but may be built faster tough, but inside you try to keep an open than you think. Libra mind. You will eventu- are sweet. Try not to ally find your place in Gemini Try to keep things let yourself get too the sky. in balance. Weigh all heated or you may pop. Play hard while you your options, but try still can. The days of new things. Measure Aquarius youth are fleeting but out what will work for Your cup could get beware of becoming you. a little full this week. too tied to the present. Scorpio Stay level so it will not Invest your efforts spill over. wisely. Take a long look at Schoolcraft yourself. The truth Cancer may sting sometimes Growth is within but stay calm and try to be the rock amongst you – be open about your family and any new opportunities friends. that come. Take time to prune your future wisely. 38 the Schoolcraft Connection September 12, 2011

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