Coach Kelleher Glee Club Sings Interviewed at Town Hall Page 2 Tonight

Vol. 13 New York, N. Y., March 10, 1932 No. 18 West Virginia Beaten Bernard O'Connell At Fordnam Debater* GLEE CLUB TO SING AT TOWN HALL THIS Continue Undefeated Wins Fint Prize in EVENING IN NINTH ANNUAL PRESENTATION Oratorial Contest Coman, Dates and Martin in Brilliant Forensic Win Crowley and Tracey Tie for Over Southerners Second Place in Annual Affair Held March 2 The Vanity Debating Team, repre- senting the Council of Debate of Ford- The Annual Oratorical Contest wan ham University and composed of Jobn held In Collins' Auditorium on Wednes- B, coman, '31; Ralph O. Dates, '31, lay evening, March 2, at 8:15 p. m. and Edward A. Martin, 'J4, success- Nine Interesting speakers, skilled in fully defended the negative of the the art of rhetoric and strongly con- proposition, "Resolred: That Capital- vincing in their argumentation, to- ism as a form of economic organisa- gether with the fine music rendered tion Is unsound In principle," In their by the Fordham University Orchestra, debate with a team representing the furnished an appreciative audience Delta Sigma Rho Forensic Society of with a thoroughly enjoyable evening. West Virginia University, at Collins The outcome of the oratorical contest Auditorium, on Thursday evening, was the selection ol Bernard J. O'Con- March 3. nell '32, as the premier speaker ot the The representatives of the Southern evening, second place, ex aequo, be- Institution, John Havener, '33; Charles ing awarded to Patrick J. Crowley '32, Wise, 'S3, and David Glnsburg, '«», and Martin J. Tracey '32. The judges waged a stern" and bitter-light, which of the contest were Edwin A. Kane was to be expected from a veteran '13, A. M., Charles T. Rice '15, LL.B., aggregation of men of high scholastic and Edmond B. Butler, '16, LL.B. standing. SIXTY MEMBERS OF FORDHAM MUSICAL ORGANIZATION The Hon. Edward 8. Dore, LL.D., WHO SING AT TOWN HALL TONIGHT UNDER THE Justice of the Supreme Court of the Mr. O'Connell, in his speech entitled State of New York, acted as Chair- DIRECTION OF DR. FREDERIC JOSLYN. "The Cost of Sentiment," Bpoke on the proposed cancellation of the debts man of the Panel of Judges, while music lovers for many years, will also The Fordham University Glee Club cert. Practice took place last Sun contracted by the Allied Nations with John Lane, 'II, former Ddltor-tn-Chlet be included in the list ot presenta- will present its ninth annual concert, day afternoon, on Tuesday, as Is cus- the United States during the late war. of The RAH aad President of the tions. at the Town Hall, 43rd Street east of tomary, and yesterday at the Town He charged that such a cancellation Council of Debate during the laat This evening's performance is di- Hall. scholastic year, served as the Chair- Broadway, this evening at 8:30. Judg- would only inflict another burden on vided into four groups, one of which Although most of the preparations man of Debate. James P. Warren, ing from the sale of tickets a large will consist of three of the college the depression-struck American peo- A.B., Principal of Bryant High School, this year have been devoted to the ple. Those debts cannot be simply dis- audience is expected to attend the per- songs. During the Interval, between selections which are to be rendered and Chester Gerkln, A.B., LL.B., of formance, which Is one of the outstand- these groups, John F. Murphy, tenor, solved Into thin air. Their payment the University of Indiana, comprised this evening, the usual schedule of con- would ultimately be forced upon the ing events in extra-curricular activi- and Vladimir Svitak, '33, violinist, will certs at various women's colleges have tie other members of the Board of same people who had originally loaned be featured. Mr. Murphy has appeared been continued successfully. Several Judges. ties at Fordham. the money. The program prepared by Dr. Fred- at the Town Hall In the role ot tenor of these presentations will occur after There was a real clash evident in soloist on previous occasions, while the annual concert. Thus far the The title of Mr. Crowley's oration eric T. Joslyn, the director of the club, was the "Rod ot Pharoah." Russia, the Issues presented by both sides features several leading classical com- Mr. Svitak Is playing there tonight College of Mount St. Vincent, Good Mexico and Spain, the speaker assert- and for that reason It was a good positions which have been presented for the first time. Counsel College, Georgian Court Col- ed, are employing all their power and debate. Both factions agreed on theon the concert stage but recently for During the past week, numerous re- lege of Lakewood, New Jersey, and definition of Capitalism and on thethe first time. In addition several hearsals have been held by the Glee the Carroll Club of this city have been vast resources In an attempt to over- burden of proof. The team from arrangements particularly favored by Club in final preparation for the con-entertained by the Glee Club. throw religion. They would complete- Morgantown, however, claimed that ly expel the idea of God from the con- depression was Irremediable under sciousness of their people. This very Capitalism, being the result of the BUSINESS HEADS HAIL CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT MARTIN TRACEY, '32, policy, by which they seek material proet motive, resulting In a disparity success will be, however, the cause or fortune and great suffering on the SHEEHY APPOINTMENTSt. Vincent De Paul Organization WINS STATE CONTEST of their ultimate ruin. Without the part of the poor. Givet Essay Prize. conserving hand of Cod all ventures Mr. Martin was the flrst Fordham StUctti to Rtprtstnt New are doomed to failure. speaker, and after he gave definitions Fwihm Mm Rec*mme*i*4 Mr. Tracey, speaking on "Hitlerism," and the history of the case, he estab- , Political, An announcement has been received described this political system, now lished a complete disjunction between at the Dean's office of the annual prlte becoming prevalent in Germany, as Capitalism and Collectivism. Mr. OMt essay contest to be held by the Par- at Wmtkmgt- reflecting the last ray of hope In Dates then showed that under Capi- ticular Council of the Bronx of the St. the people of this war-ridden country. talism alone there is peaceful produc- John E. Sheehy, '02, President of the Vincent de Paul Society. It has been Martin J. Tracey, '32, Foidham's rop As an attempt to restore the pre-war (Continued on page «) Fordham University Club and flrst the custom of the Council to designate resentative in the National Oratorical Imperialism to Germany, it will reach some special topic of Interest to Cath- Contest sponsored by the Washington vice-president of the Fordham Alumni the same disastrous culmination. olics as the subject of the essays. This Bicentennial Commission, was selected Association, was appointed Sheriff of The speeches of the other contest- year It has chosen one of particular on Saturday evening, March 5, over (Continued on page 8) Edward F. Clark Win New York County on February 29 by Importance, "Ozanam, His Literary Ca- the contestants from thirteen other Governor Roosevelt, Mr. Sheehy was reer." Only students who are mem-colleges In New York State, to repre- Prep School Contest endorsed for the position by many bers of the Conference of St. Vincent sent the State In the finals to be held Five Pliyi Selected men prominent in the world of busi- de Paul of St. John the Almoner ot next month in Washington, D. C. The Fordham University are eligible to State eliminations were held in the For Froth One-Adi ness, among whom were Jamea W. submit essays. Hit* School Orators Gerard, former Ambassador to Ger- auditorium of the Twenty-third Street The rules of the contest are as fol- Building of the College of the City of Bow to Fordhasn Speaker. many; William J. Pedrick, President lows: (1) The essay Is to consist of New York. Mimes Announce Plays for of the Fifth Avenue Association, and about 2.500 words, and must be type- Annual Contest. The All-Bastern Jesuit High School Joseph E. Illdder, publisher of the wrltton; (2) The essays must be hand- Second place went to Abraham S, Oratorical Contest sponsored by Ford- 'Catholic News" and several German ed In at the office of tho Dean by MayOuterman, of Yeshlva College, of New From the fcwenty^ljc scripts sub- liam University, held In Collins Audi- 1, 1932; (3) An assumed namo Is to York City, while Miss Mary Gleason language newspapers. torium last Friday evening, March 4, be signed to the essay, and the writ- of D'Youvllle College, Buffalo, was mitted to the officers of the Mimes and was won unanimously by the represen- Since his graduation from Fordham er's real namo must bo attached to the third. Tho first three competitors re- Mummers by Freshmen interested in Utlve of Fordham Prep., Edward F. Mr. Sheohy has been closely Identified esHay In a Houle11K11 the »|iimki'm wnm ciin llaileiu and al priwrnil ill, iiii'i'li'd off the prl/i' wllli an oMmiy of 111" vllllnllH lUipnclH nf llnnlKi" Wlliill 'lii"il In thn gminral mibjui't: "(l»oruti YmlivUln Ilin' IIIIIHM, I'M nil I'I iMilllli'd, "Tin* I'liy Al>i>Mlo|iih>." 1 rllli'lllltll' llf III" Mltllfft, IIIMVIIUIII limlnn'H llf". Mr, Ti'iicny MpnK" nil "Tit* Wiuhlimtim, IIIIIIIKI nf Am«rl«a'N Vmilli Hhei'hv. wil« II Hlal" At Hpll'll nf Wllnlllimlnll." Illlll III" "»i"|i 'I'lm IUIIHUH who nitMNml upon thn |S»| Mini n ineiiili"!' nr Mm Miianl "' TiiiUy," limy w«r» |i(trilllltml In il» 1 llniiiillv Ii IK ti 111 rv ipialllv of hln llliTlU nf lll» allllltllllnl Bi'llHM Wnr«< v"'"l» It III »ny manner thny wl«hwl. AlllxI'MH'M Pl.'Vlnllllni I n IIlllll 'I'll' "I I R. GEORGE KELLY upi.i'i'll, i'nlipl"il with Illi in ttlnl I. Ill Mr Hlnpl X, Wlnli.m, H.J., Miiilm-H. 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MltwIn-CMtf Robwt A. Ntbot 'It •IMIMM Manaier Joseph O. Kelly 'II DANIEL J. AHEARN, JR., '33 •swrta Ultir Humor Mltor T. Coham 'II James B. Clark 'II N«wt Besrd John X Learr. Jr. 'II Vladimir J. Svltik 'II John B. Coman 'II Howard J. Koran '14 Joseph F. Coushlin '52 Joseph T. Quintavall* 'M SasSORS AND PASTB Ntws iUft While-Joe sweep is plying a vigorous oil-can to the Paul R. Leprohon 'It Edward J. Tlrdel '32 Eufene Duffy '14 Inner vitals of our ailing typewriter, we grab a pm,- George T. McNamara *]2 Daniel J. Ahearn '33 John J. Donovan, Jr., 'IS James J. Meany. Jr. '32 John J. Calarco '33 Oeonte E. Appell 'It of shears and a pot of glue . . . and our notes ... and Vincent J. Qlbion 'M William B. McGurn, Jr., '15 . John J. Horan 'IS our clippings . . . and a cigarette ... and so: Edward Koch, Jr., '33 Bertrand W. Nye '35 Robert O. Whalen -14 Nsttraneo Manager Clroulatlm Manas" Fordham and good have always been Horace: Liber I, Ode V. John M. COIIIM 'II Daniel E. McCarthy 'II synonymous. In that lout line of Maroon court aggrega- Sperts Staff tlons, which was the outstanding unit of the put nine Baay Uiten PyHrra, who'i cosrttn' yoM now? Michael J. Sh'eehan '33 yearsT We ol the prwMBt Boy, to* got ttot ««|f ga-ga end koie/ John C. Barnwell '34 John T. Murray '14 William Matthlaa 14 The wholt day twg he §Ui tighin' and moanin' Thomaa Lenahan 'K hare memories of the John J. Smith '34 great flves captained or And »««., on their next public appearance, the Freshman One-Act-Play contest and assure crown of champions. His as*elntment as •herlff.. .whleh M seme ene to n- them that their efforts and sacrifices are not passing unnoticed. mark that tithe Jaek la a Tammany man, lie It net contain- Passing from team strength to Individual start, we manystsai.. .To Be", fifth, ex Jimler, wke has wediocksd asked this man who hat developed to many for his .. To Harry •ttmbera (•• Skerry Ctethet) en the optn- On Supplementary Reading opinion on this subject. ln| ef his own sties In the Waaner tldf. en Perdham Rd "Johnny White bad the nnest ere when It came to .. .and hla "slethee^ermetty." Vf7E have often heard it said and justly, that the college man Is the true leader shooting ability. Jim Zakitewskl was the greatest of in modern civilisation. He is the authority to whom the masses of the the pivot men while Nick Landers was the best team player." N'York ... a tetUme itor* in tile HtraU-Trib people turn for their information. They see in the products ot our leading In- Frank Dougherty, high scoring guard who captained ... a morning paypl . . . The height of tnotlety . .. the stitutions, a reflection ot the truth on all subjects. While this is true in most the teams of JSII, gains the distinction of being the Hoffman Lime Dry at., picturing, neat to a bottle o/ instances, unfortunately, many of those who each June leave behind the class outstanding offensive guard. Thlt It aa it should be their leverage, the Hopper of a gin tattle, together with for Coach Kelleher it a Urm believer in that system the cepUm, "Abe food with food!" . . . IHtjeknow that room and the stadia for the office and laboratory do so while yet unfit to assume "Kd." McDonough, Ham Mrismtaf cosck, mat christened the responsibility of leadership expected of them by the citizens of the nation. of play which hat one guard on the ofente with one man In the back court, the to-called standing guard, Htohael . . . and doetn't know how he ever got the As a leader, the College man should have a grasp on the major Issues and to curtail the enemy attack! and at the tame time he name Kd at Fordham. . . . A Fartham Myttery! . . . In problems confronting mankind. Economics and sociology, science and labor, can direct the attack ot his own team. "In addition to the graveyard, adfacent to St. John't Vhureh, there are these advantages, it leads the opposition man to be- two romttfoset with Identical inteHptttnt ... and situ- in short each of the complex problems of a complex civilization must be known ated at o»*oi«e endi of the plot ... Ike inscription is and known accurately. No one man can of himself master all these facts but come careless in watching this guard In the hack court and as a result, not a few valuable baskets reault from "(Horgiut Vanghtn 8J.—Xat. H—J»n. mi- Oh.—32 fortunately, the task is performed for him by men who have devoted their live* this." This latter contention It strongly supported by Nov. 1810 to just such matters. the scores of the past season. In the news and literary magazine of the day, the college man has a source Mr. Kelleher was keenly interested when we brought HAWI to which he can turn for the information that Is so vital to him. The Catholic up the subject of the Eastern Division ot Coaches According to a survsr held among prominent Mid- which has as is purpose frequent gatherings of basket- college man we are glad to say is perhaps In a superior position In this regard. Western Universities, love Is one of the main reasons ball coaches to discuss Interpretations of rules and why freshmen flank out of college. , . Another reason Is Three of the outstanding publications of the day present our ever recurrent decisions ot basketball officials la our section of the Intoxication. problems in the true light while at the same time giving the Catholic viewpoint. country. As Chairman of this coaches' committee, Wine, women end I'longl We refer of course to those gems, 'America', 'Thought' and 'Commonweal'. Coach Kelleher eiplalned the alms ot the organisation. Fordham men and members of the faculty ot our Institution are not Infrequent "We hope to send representatives to a centrally lo- The members of a sorority at Michigan University cated city where the men from each section of the contributors to all of these organs. htve pledged themselves to allow no young man to spend United States may meet and as a result of this con- more than a nickel for an evening's entertainment I The merits of the first of those publications would be more apparent to the ference establish a more uniform system of Interpret- ing the rules." In this way the organisation hopes to average undergraduate than those of the latter two. In America he has com- According to a questionnaire held at Princeton Uni- provide a more universal and common understanding bined a concise digest of Important world events In the Chronicle: The editors versity, the Freshmen demand in aa Ideal girl ...» of the rules. By common agreement, an Interpretation of America havo given in this highly valuable department a cross section of or the rules favorable to no particular section will pre close resemblance to Greta Oerfco, Marleae Dietrich '»' the modern trends, political, social and economic. From our own shores to vent much of the present confusion. Joan Crawford, and a soft, well-trained voice. And how do you like yourtt far off China and Japan, the focal points of the day's HBWH, thin department of TMH man whose name has become famous through- the weekly convuyx UH swiftly and with 11 minimum of effort on our part. The out the east came to Fordham In 1122. Like not a few Jim Clark, Jr. editorial columns noted for their Houndimss and keen analysis of the motives of his ago, "Kd" Kellehor was called from his studies, Id. Koch, Jr. In IIIH raso at Niagara where he was studying den- and causes of |irenenl day unreni offer UH IUI Hmlnlit Into such t|unstlonn an Hint tlntiy, to the fields of France where he served for of censorship anil niillo, uumnriloymont and llin move to glvo eiii|iloyni(«iit to twenty-two months. Incidentally, with his characteris- •FOUNDfO IN 1M1> the millions who urn deprived of llin right of mukliiK Ihnlr livelihood; and the tic modoHty, Coach Knlleher would not dilate on this recent inUtuko of mm or tlm leudltiK iie|lim duvotml In fnndim arlli'lim I'naili llt'llelier uiiiloiilitmlly han not hn«n ilnalt with •rena •ark New Verfc Olty Oil (iIMUllllltlllt.jit ulltl KlIVHIIIIIII'llllll lll'ilhilie.ilv Added III Ili'vle Ullller Ihh llnHll- kindly hy tlin fin on during tlm lant tlii'M* ««aniod III turn under CONOUOTgD t)V THI JttUITS I nit lii the rnl I nf mini wttli HII tinliwlKii Prtwtiinaii KmdliHtii Hi'li, K en ilnprlvit him of hla ntnr sitolJjtrSBom •«»# iiuiier IIIIII nilinr VHIIIHIIIH eii«« In hla innehlne. 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Lecture GITCI Before of Pope PiM XI Included in Pamphlet Rack Nimrodt Down Orymca Relic of St. Francis Xaeier RAM Staff Holds Lead Mendel Cbb Meeting It Venerated During Novena Announcement haTbesn made ef Rifle Club to Avenge In Bridge Tournament wo moat lnt.rs.tln, addition. £ The annual Novena of draee was Dr.MMkT.Crowley Speak- the pamphlet rack In the office of Early Season Defeat begun en Friday, Marsh 4, during the Dean ef Olselplln.; the latest the usual First Friday Devotions. Large Team Used to Battle on Theory of Eyolution edition of "The Catholic Mind" Father Harold Mulqueen, •, J, re- -ubllehed by the Amerkan »£, Randolph OuUhooU Entire eitsd the prayer* ef the Novsna, Rival* From Stage Crew The first of » "•*>•• o' >«ct»rei TVL * ChUreh u"W"«»«"ble,» Field to Aid Materially in having first told the students to wblcli are to b« given on the much By Father Owen Francis Dudlsy. make as many petitions to at Fran- The "Battle of the Century," the disputed and often erroneously Inter- The "Catholic Mind" contains Fordham Victory cis Xavier as th«y wished. During bridge tournament between the co- ed theory of .roiiltloii. wai de- hl Truthi th |e| | the Novena a rille of at Francla horts ot the Stage Crew and ot tbe ret has, been sxpossd at hie status In RAM Staff continues, and latest re- livered at the regular weekly meet- 7t*,I •* " « °" « On Friday evening, February 26th, the Fordham Rifle Team defeated the the University Church, and venera- ports from the front Indicate that the ing of the Menael Clnb on Wednes- . M? *•»• ,•*«•« encyclical latter Rams are fighting valiantly to hold of His Holiness, Pop. p| , , „ Orymca Rifle Team ot the Oranges by tion of this relic la being held every day, March 2. u x day after the oxereists. Holy their slight lead over their opponents. well a. -Catholic, and DIMrm^ the score of 413-390, to avenge an early These lectures are authored by Doc- ment," a philosophical treatise by season setback at the letter's hands. Wator, blsassd In honor of St. Although the Staff seemed to have Frsnels, Is obtainable In the «so- had a great advantage in several ot tor Mark T. Crowley, Ph. D., Profes- John Ippsteln. The two-position match, Kneel and Among other books, Father Dud- Stand, wag shot at the Orymca Team's rlsty. Students ire reminded that the sessions, the Crew was fortunate or of the History of Biology of the s ley Is the author of "Will Men Be seventy-live foot range in Orange, N. J, the Nsvena will and on Saturday, enough to cut Its deficit from 1,000 Fordham University Graduate School, Like OodsT", "The Shadow on the Orymca held the Fordham team to a March 12, and therefor* the else- points to approximately 600 points. ffho Is making an intensive study of Rarth," and "The Masterful Monk." tie In the Kneel position but Fordham's Ing oxorelies will have to be made That the RAM has a well balanced the noted theorlei which have been His latest effort treats the aubjeet superior shooting In the difficult stand privately. team is demonstrated by the fact that nine players have alternated in the advanced on this subject of the success of the Church, In a position routed the veterans. most convincing manner. various sittings: John J. Leary, '32; in this lecture Doctor Crowley dealt Randolph of Fordham piled up one of John B. Coman, '32; John C. Barnwell, the highest scores ever made on the PRIZE FOR BEST POEMS chleHy with the theory of evolution '34; Daniel J. Ahearn, '33; Robert A. Orymca range or ever made by a mem- Nebot, '32; Clemens G. Arllnghaus, as advanced by Lamarck. HI* subse- Fordham Spanish Club ber of a Fordham team, to aid mater- Queen's Work Announce! Contest quent lectures will Include a study of '33; James J. Moray, '31; John J. ially In the Ram victory. The Fordham Don*ran, '35, and Robert O. Whalen, Darwinism, a survey of the evolution- Couidering Alliance marksmen carried off high scoring Open To Students ary theory of De Vrlef, and anally a '34. The Crew, on the other hand, has honors for both teams, both In the been represented for the most part by comprehensive view of the theory of Stand position and in the Anal totals. Queen's Work, the popular Catholic French Club Again to Hear periodical, announces a poetry contest Bdmond J. Donnellan, '32, and James the Neo-Umareklsta. The fourth lec- With Randolph's 46 leading, the Ma- B. Mdnenly, '32. roon team compiled a score In the ture of this series, or that on Neo- for the students of universities, col- The contest has been very hard Talk by L'Abbe Chaperon stand position never before equaled. Lamarcklsm, will be accompanied by leges and high schools throughout the fought, however, with the Stagers put- The exceptional average of 42 per man exhibits. country. Frixes will be given for the ting up more of a struggle than would At the meeting of the Spanish Club tor a five man team raised the stand be expected of them. There have been The meaning of the term "evolu- the members voted to reject the in- total 23 points above their opponents. best poems with the possibility ot pub- tion" and that which It attempts to vitation to Join the Intercollegiate Al- lication In Queen's Work. several prolonged rubbers played, one. explain was very clearly and forcibly Andrews ot Orymca shared honors In particular, taking three bitter ses- liance of Spanish Clubs. Robert A. The contest is divided into two brought out by a clever analogy. The with Randolph, making the same high sions for its completion, with the Staff Nebot, President of the Club, attended groups. The first group Includes stu- idea taken for this analogy was the total as Randolph but compiling the winning In the end. a meeting of this Intercollegiate Al- dents of universities and colleges, embryological development of the major portion in the kneel stage, and Leary haa been the most consistent liance of Spanish Clubs at the Instituto chick. thus counting second tor the match. while the second comprises students player tor RAM, with two Small Slams de Las Espanas at Columbia Univer- For Orymca, Martin placed second attending high schools. There will and one Grand 81am to his credit. He concluded this comparison by sity on Sunday, February 28. with a 41 in stand and a total of 84, giv- also be two prltsa for each group. Coman has made one of each, and stating, "It we substitute tor the in- ing him second place for match scores. The award for the best poem will be Mdnenly one Small Slam. It has not dividual chick, the gallinaceous fowls The Fordham Club haa taken under Rosato ot Fordham followed with a been definitely settled whether the or greater still the class Aves ... and ten dollars, a Jeweled sodality pin «nd consideration the idea ot forming an total of 82 for the course. contest will be decided by rubber or again attempt to describe the relation- publication In Queen's Work. Second alliance of Catholic Spanish Clubs in point scores, but this does not affect ship of group to group In place of The team's victory over Columbia prise will be five dollars, a sodality pin the metropolitan district. Such an al- the score at present, since the RAM organ to organ as In the individual... followed by the present trouncing ot and possible publication. liance would Include the Spanish has a slight advantage either way. we are striving to explain evolution Orymca on their own range and under Poems entered In the contest should ... to me an answer Is Impossible." Clubs of all Catholic Colleges within unfamiliar conditions, by the R. O. T. not be more than sixteen lines In a reasonable distance. The leading C. team, aids materially toward length. Either serious or light verse That branch of biology, known as spirit In the formation of this organi- strengthening the morale of the Rifle Palaeontology, was then explained may be submitted, although light sation would be the Fordham Club. Team which had been considerably verse is preferred. The poetry should H6f6. and what It teaches was brought out. dampened by virtue of previous re- But before entering upon «ny sort Cajetan de Quesada, Consul General be Catholic In tone, but not neces- of Cuba in New York, is expected to verses. That the nimrods would sarily Catholic In theme. The poems of explanation of what the discoveries naturally desire to avenge their defeat speak at the next meeting. Among must be typewritten on one side of lound in this study indicate, the Doc- by Orymca in the initial match ot the those who hare volunteered to speak the paper only, and manuacrlps should smoke a tor clearly states, "I believe the term, season is to be expected and now, with theory of evolution, beet flts the pres- at future meetings are Nicholas J. be mailed flat or folded. They should the realisation of this, victory In their not be rolled. The name, address and ent position of the sclentllc world ... Roslello. '35, and Anthony W. Fitz- coming matches should mirror the facts may be facts or not as the oc- gerald, '33. school ot the entrant must be type- consequent heightening ot morale. written on the top of the page. casion Justifies, but It Is the utilising Mr. James F. O'Connell, '35 made Orymca scores follow: of these tacts to attempt to substan- a short address to the French Club The rules governing the contest pro- on the topic ot "Canadian Winter tttlum *—* Slant) VM tiate a proof In favor of this theory, H>tuk>ltih vide that no poem published previous Sports." A talk was also given by ROM In to the contest can be accepted. Manu- that changes the entire aspect of this KOUIK subject." the Moderator expressing the thanks Flanagan scripts must be In the hands ot the of M. L'aboe Chaperon, the private ttsntoro contest editor no later than midnight, HPBFUL of good tobeteo is daf It was then brought out that al- chaplain of the French Consul Gen- Easter Sunday, Much ST. IMS. Manu- , tiactly • (nan's smoke. Tin 0f»HI A though many fossils have been found eral In New York who, inside ot a Andrews scripts should be addressed to the Mardn (long may they wave!) have and the position In which they were month, will again address the club Gullllaiu Contest Editor, School Department, found indicates the Idea that the Allanl The Queen's Work, 3742 West Pine taken over most on "The Influence of the Irish in IMonnlc lower forms of animal lite developed France." The President reported the Boulevard, Saint Louis, Missouri. of our —*"i1ff prior to the higher, there Is no basis progress made on the club's annual for a statement that the one existed "Le Rayon" and requested that a privilcgts. But before the other or that the latter more vigorous patronage campaign be ppt smoking still was a development of the former. As launched. Doctor Crowley so aptly points out belongs to us. The regular meeting of the German in several portions of his lecture, the Li fault does not He In the facts them- Club was held and the regular vie- selves, but In the Interpretation of trola lesson given. It was announced of life you'll I** that charms would probably lie dis- tributed at the next meeting. A lec- that the men at ture on "Old High German" Is ex- the top an pipe pected at that time. smosWn. And most college men apse Weekly Notices Mr. John Benjamlno, '35, gave a talk to the Italian Club on the topic of that the pipe otters the ranst plsssures THURSDAY, MARCH 10: "Italian Intellectual Ideas." a man could ask of his smoking. New Jtrut) CM at 13:00 noon in Fre$hm»n No. S. what these few scattered fossils rep- Whoa you imoke a pips, be SUM French Club s( 2:30 P. M. In resent. you choose the tobacco that will give The theories of Lamarck were then *Yert«ne» Xo. SI. you the gKaMt Council of Delate at 3:1', P. M. enumerated and commented upon. enjoyment. In 4a in the Frethman Building. The criticism of this theory Is best explained In the words of the lec- out of 94 college* Italian OUk at 3.-20 P. V. in turer when he says, "Much of Grayson Went The identical values Hlotott SO. Lamarck's work Is accepted but not Which formerly brought Edgrwotth iithe Annual (lite Club Convert at always for the reasons he himself favorite. You can To College $3T to $11 Totm Hall al 8:16 P. M. gives. ... it seems correct to atato buy Edgeworth that organisms muat niter thomsolvos Don't put off Grayson FRIDAY, MARCH Hi If nil adaptation to changed environ- Long Ago wherever good Il)ooklyn-Lon0 Wan* Club at ments generally be uffocted ... of Sec the styles—You'll tobacco it told. 12:00 noon in AttministroMon course he IN wrong for IIIH origin of Gniyson has been Put them on. No, t. living things, »'"'> I" tl»! KBiiotlcal re- Or for a special tWa~ikt *»•*• iw Outfitting undergradu- , , mm, • plM M4 Hixinlih Club at 1:31) I'. M. in lullanalilp nf iiulinulfl mill pliints . . . at tu« most ho uolntH out an oxplanu- sample packet, ,,*.««,. fnihman Ho. », ates tlnn nf how hlnls uc<|iilri> Hwlinitilng wtltc to Larui 61 Bio. Co., 10) S. aii (line vtub Hehmnal at ;>.:>,% /'. WIIIIM, long NMi'kH, Htr." Fur ImiK' yeara. SHOWING BVRKY St., Richmond, Vi. Sample it fret. .»/. in ColUnt Diirtiii' (Jrowlcy roncliiilml hlx n>. (•riiynon exclusive I'rld.y •t MONDAY, MARCH I4i nmrkH by nxpliilnlim inni i>y M»I«K HuUhfi IHbHtlHn Nutlety at 41 til l.iitiinrok'K fiiniltniH'iHiil llHMirlnM, ninny Origination!! in Till! 01.11 CIYM EDQEWORTH 1 '*. If, IH thf t'renhimiH Hittlit- luviMllKNtoi'H Imvti fnrmiilulMil Hi"!' Wi'.ivi', I'oliir, nunk'1 IliM) A. M. in •MOKINQ TOBACCO iltff, own Iliwrltw mi I hi* Miihji'cl, wlilcli An- the ilcmicr m. 2iM 1* M. (Hub ut ;t:M I'. M. in i»m iiMi'ii mni'li mum illlnVull In <"'"• t!di«n>rth It • Html of AM OU butty*, |ii'iinl limn Hi""" iit'tlvllliw llmm- Tll.lt i« Mill lii'WH, willi In mtutal Mvut mh«m«d by lltlff ,,,.|v«..i which "Volution HI'1" '" I'M1'"'" wonh'i dlitlnttivt 1UIISDAY, MARCH Hi Hint wlili'h li« I'liiliim urn nnl riimiirB- It's lung IVIMI known, ami Hrluilv« f n ill 11, • 11 r, 11. f • ' Hill lliii i.i in:w«i tnlh 1 II ISO A, M. (M IHn Miw GRAYSON With Alumni In th» armluale iehooli j» <>|»b ill ,1;,1(l I'. M In WitlliT HIIIHII'IIV, "II. I" "imlvlim A IH'W |niliiy the Chxuililiu I.Muie Will, H Unit in I" M.»ll'"l Mi'lmnl <*«fth Plug NlM, M, In Hinted Unit vh T»m IKitit, «l«« Ml. i» luMiie dl« M. A. 'lluv.- I'llu'i duly, All HUH, i STI'.rSON HATS in |li 111 *M>NtJ8DA¥, MAMCH I*, Hi MintBIIUn til Ti.ti'li.-lV l'till..|!». llnh 1 |M|1 tint x\ mtoittv ut 11 .inA. v n|l MuH» "II' Mlllf", I'H'll '31. 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Fordham 38 8t. Francis 24 FRESHMEN QUINTET VARSITYBASKETEERS Fordham 47 Alumni S3 Columbia 30 Ford ham 13 Looking Fordham 28 St. P»ttr'» 23 COMPLETE SCHEDULE CONCLUDE SEASON C. C. N. V. 23 Fordhsm 11 Colgate 28 Fordham 19 Them Over Eifht Victories, Ei|ht Defeat. Syracuse 22 Fordhim 16 Experience Successful Sea- Fordham 20 Ridtr 18 Recorded by Maroon; Yale Seton Hall 29 Fordhir* 20 son, Scorinr 8 Triumph With Tim Cohane Rutgers 26 Fordham 23 Five Mars Comeback Fordham 30 Templet 23 in Brief Campaign C. C. N. Y. 31 Fordham IS WILLIAMS TOPS SCORERS Fordham 38 Ptnn State 37 LOST TO MONROE, CITY RAM CHOPS Fordham 27 N. Y. U. 26 The final and ineffectual gesture of the five agairut Yale Saturday accen- Fordham 28 Manhattan 36 tuated many facts about the now concluded court campaign. It cemented Yale 31 Fordham 22 Temple, Penn State, N. Y. U. Lashua, Cnrran, Eitwanicli the argument about the team's attack; that when the long ones are falling Eight vletorlee; eight defeats. and Manhattan Defeated and Waterman Ready for through Fordham looks good, and when they are bumping the rims Ford- ham doesn't look good. The boys never did get under the basket much by Vanity pered his playing to some extent. But Vanity Service this year. It also brought to mind wme factt already observed no doubt in the pinches, he seldom failed to show by the seven million readers of this weekly quintessence of journalistic ex- By M. J. SHEEHAN the punch and dash that featured his The Fordham Frosh Basketball cellence; that the Rams failed to win one game on the road, yet on all but guard play of past years. Another chapter on the history of team finished their season a week ago one occasion were unscathed at home. The entire eight game winning With Pavlicovic. Lashun, Michel, Fordham Athletics was brought to an Saturday in a blaie of glory, scoring Estwanich and Renaldo In the fold, complement of the .500 percentage mark was totaled in the Fordham gym, unexpected and dismal conclusion by there is every reason for hoping that a well earned victory over the Man- Seton Hall being the only vsiting club to get home safely. The courts of 'g determined Yale quin- many of the dark clouds which appear hattan yearlings. The first year men Manhattan Wand, New Jersey, upper York state and Connecticut were tet, smashing a glorious climatic suc- over the horizon, will only break in have left behind an excellent record unfriendly to Fordham on seven occasions. Funny! cession of victories over Fenn State, rain of baskets and victories for the of eight victories and two defeats. As our predecessor once remarked, it is considered an inevitable duty Maroon. New York University, and Manhattan. The team started out with an easy by every filler of this space to sing the praises of the graduating court- There was nothing startling about men by mentioning their performances in the final as "last noble, out- Eight victories and eight defeats is victory over Horace Mann by the slse- the first two games, nothing which standing efforts." Last year Johnny Fields gave an inward "Ram" for the reckoner's report which may be able score of 33-21. Lashua played could be taken as an index of what was Zaleski's last flourish against Columbia was great and John had fine mate- taken as a fair record for a second to follow. The Varsity started off the the stellar role in this one with * rial for a flashy story. This year we repeat the cheer. It was meet that class club. season employing a new system of high score of ten points. The game block plays and scored an easy victory Parker, Conroy, Mulligan and Hayes should play well before hanging up The playing ability of the Fordham was somewhat of a feeler to teat out over St. Francis, 38-24. Radlce, Hayes their togs for the last time and we are glad to say that they did. Conroy's quintet Is one which practically de- and Pavlicovic lead the Maroon attack. the comparative ability of the new defensive play was good and though it sounded a false scoring pitch, his flies analysis: against City College's Then the Alumni were tripped 47-33. men. opening board shot was a beauty. Hayes hooked three good shots through pinwheel formation, Fordham played Though the vets lead the Varsity at With practice and the feeling of from the pivot play and missed a few other tough ones. Mulligan for the one time by 14-2, a final barrage of a losing game right up to the final comradeship that comes to most ath- third year in a row flashed against the Bulldog in impressive style. His set baskets by Bill Fleming reversed the shooting kept the Eli's from adding to their lead in the second half, while his tap, yet against New York University proceedings. Tommy Rohan, Landers, letic teams the Freshmen atarted sucker-flip with his back to the basket in the second period was the best and Manhattan they were good enough Bo Adams & Co. were still a great com- moving places and their next contest shot of the night. to win. Some might say that It was bination and apparently had forgotten against St. Peters Frosh was a walk- little of the tricks which brought them Fordham's spirit that enabled the Ma- away. The final result was S6-9. Est- A BRILLIANT START AND THEN THE JINX INCESSANT national reputation. But a long series roon to defeat her traditional rivals, of setbacks, disappointments and de- wanich swished the ball through the There was • man trotting around the Yale confines Saturday but it takes light plus basketball feats were in the offing. cords for a total of twelve points. whom nobody paid much attention to, although he was the Maroon Cap- brains to defeat a team coached by Klppt Bay Varsity proved euy com- The Columbia battle was a one-sided tain and playing his last game. I don't think "Butch" Parker was paying petition In the following game when or Nell Cohalan. ame from the start and Fordham was much attention to those two factt himself. He was out there playing his they fell before the Freshman assault In the early part of the season, the guilty throughout of poor guarding and head off just as he always has, but when he tat down I don't imagine his to the tune of 34-20. « attendance at the games fell off, and an unorganized attack. Captain Lou mind was checking over his play against the Bulldogs. He was encourag- Rutherford came over from Jersey even dropped to a still lower mark after Bender, star Blue and White forward, ing his mates from the bench, of course, but when picked dropped in six field goals while the to taste the same medicine Inflicted the Ram had taken the count against up the ball after the last whistle, Parker must have felt a little inward; entire Fordham team was held to five upon the Klpps Bay outfit. The Fresh- Columbia, Seton Hall, C. C. N. Y. and men were beginning to work smooth- twinge of resentment against the "breaks." We say this because we have goals. The game played by Jay Hod- seen him confronted unceasingly since the end of his Sophomore year with Rutgers. The following Incident shows uPI) and Dave Jones can be judged ly at this stage of the schedule and a series of ill-ending encounters with hatd hick, and if we can assert that from the fact that they held the Ma- flashed some nice basketball that to what depths the Maroon fell sev- afternoon. such breaks ruined an unusually-promising career, certainly the man who eral times this season. When the Lav- roon forwards scoreless from the Boor, 'olumbia's 30-13 triumph boded only Theodore Roosevelt was the next op- underwent them must ponder over them now and then. ender was leading the Maroon in their defeat for the Rams against Syracuse ponent to fall under the axe and "Butch" began the 1929-'J0 season here as a Sophomore used at stand- second encounter some rabid city and Colgate, even though the Varsity found themselves on the short end of ing guard on the then employed "shock-troops" as an understudy to Mor- a 27-25 score. The game was one of rooters were shouting for Fordham to managed to turn back the pest Pea- gan AngUm, Captain and back-guard of that year's five at the season's those exciting with the Issue In doubt freete the ball with the score standing cocks of St. Peter's, 28-23, on last min- start. Before the middle of the year was reached, Parker had fought his ute goals by Johnny Hayes and Radlce. until the last moment. At the half 34-11 in City's favor. And then, there the score was tied at 17-17. In the way into the regular berth and was putting up a defensive exhibition that was another group advising the var- Colgate and Syracuse led Fordham final half, however, the yearlings no guard Kelleher has produced, ever surpassed for one season's play. y a single point at the close of the sity that two minutes were left to tie pulled the game out of the Are. Lashua We'll never forget the night the Pitt Panthers and Charlie Hyatt de- first half but the two Anderson broth- the score. Fordham, however, was and Fogarty were the big guns for feated Fordham 31-27 in an extra-period, rafter-ahaking fray. Parker ers connived to widen the gap for up- the Maroon, scoring a total of twenty never completely discouraged. state Maroon in the closing half, and was put on Hyatt, probably the best forward on Eastern Courts since 1920 points between them. with the exception of the incomparable Vic Hanson of Syracuse. Well, They came back to draw a capacity Bock and Armstrong did likewise for Syracuse. The 28-19, 22-16 victory mar- Monroe High School broke the Im- Hyatt made five field baskets and three fouls, but he made them on Parker attendance in the closing games of the pressive string of five victories, by a season and gave the loyal Maroon gins of Colgate and Syracuse are al- only by an uncanny display of net accuracy. He wasn't set during the most deceptive figures; for Fordham 21-17 victory. Monroe came up with night and unlike Baker, the Ail-American Pitt quarter who guarded Zaleski rooters the most exciting basketball a championship team and put on a played good ball and the issue was that night, couldn't be shaken loose from Parker by any sort of pickoff or games played in the Metropolitan cir- pretty exhibition of passing and cles this year. They came back on to never decided until the closing min- block maneuver which Carlson, the smart Pitt mentor, could devise. That tes. Both games were pronounced as shooting that left the bearers ot the the road to victory to outplay, out- Maroon a little dazed. performance of "Butch's" was one of his best, but in practically every smart, and outfight New York Uni- he roughest in which the Maroon game that year his play in the backcourt drew the attention of the fans to 'iisketeers ever took part. C. C. N. Y. made it two in a row versity and Manhattan. Sounds like over the Freshmen when the Lavender such an extent that for once they began to disregard the man who scored. a Carter novel, pure Imagination, yet Rider, fresh from Trenton, Now Jer- eked out a 21-20 triumph. The game Parker was picked as first string guard on the All-Metropolitan selec- a mediocre team succeeded In the sey, rode into the Fordham Gym intent was one of the closest the Frosh tions that year and when you say All-Metropolitan, my friends, you are task. upon hog-tylng and throwing the Ma- played this season. The half ended •oon in record time. But the Ram re- really saying All-Eastern and to stretch a point and shock the supporters Hayes, Conroy, Parker and Mulligan with the Maroon leading by the slight of the wide-open basketball west of the Rockies you are really saying All- have taken the final curtain bow and elleil and found the spurs dull. John- margin of one point. However, the America. it remained only for the old bugaboo y Hayes was the gad-fly that goaded Lavender came back and with a few Dame Fortune to spoil their conclud- laggard Kam to victory. With twenty seconds to go and hooped a Dasket At the start of last year Parker played in the same fine style for awhile ing efforts. Forget the defeats and re- lecoudH to play, and the score tied, that put the game on ice. Curran and then deteriorated in defensive play and Kelleher had to bench him. member the games the boys played layes broke loose from scrimmage srtarred for the Freshmen aggregation We have never heard thia from anyone, but it it our opinion that the illness when the breaks went their way. Re- nd broke an 18-18 tie to give Ford- with nine markers. that seiied Parker during last spring and summer was really beginning its lam her fourth victory of the season, call the game that Hayes played Mackenzie was a breather before inroads then. This year Parker has showed unmistakable signs that while against Hitler, the battle that Conroy lut yet two otlier representatives of orsey succeeded In accomplishing tho Frosh met N. Y. U. and was taken he is all over his illness, all the original pep that characterised him as » gave Lou IJemlcr In the Columbia by the scoro of 35-10. It was an unin- Soph has not yet found its way back. game last fall, tho pandemonium what Rider vulnly attempted. Seton Hull found Fordham's zone defonao a teresting gamo with the Freshmen out- Parker, despite such shattering blows, has never ceased to plug along. which Mulligan aroused In the Ford- uyliiK their opponentx from tho Bturt. ham Gym when ho dropped In those •luythliiK nnd forged ahead after a 13- His play this year haa been fair and at times has approached its old excel- 1:1 lirnt half to sooro a 29-20 victory, Despite the fact that the Violet had lence. Against Temple, though in an unaccustomed post, he was himself two field goals against Now York, the u good loam they did not llvo up to nnd Uutgurs, led liy flonrxo Clitlnnn, for a IOIIK spell. We watched him down in New Haven Saturday, and inoniorablo dnfenslvo gamo which C-'up- tliolr advance notices nnd went down taln "Hutch" Parker offered Hyatt In Ki'iihhod ii 2fi-!i.'l triumph, broaklng a couldn't help thinking of how the had breaks had turned a brilliant career DHlng Htreuk of four ganioH. to Inglorious ilofnut. Tho final count the Pittsburgh tusHlit In 1030. llnl- was 42-19. Curran, l.iislnm and into mediocre channels. slicing their (Infi'iilH willi thnlr vic- Tho Tt'inplo OWIH, eoiuiiidrorH of city I'Vignrly all played Important purls In tories mill judging to what great ex- "HER lACi"—YOU'RE HIT ['nlli'Kii nml NIIW York t'nlvorslty IIIIH victory. tent III" InellgllillltleH ot last full set muni llm Kiirilliiiiii (lym u llllli' tun Manlialilan III'OHOIIICII Hie last of tlm Tin- Lindbergh kkln.tppin^ case, and the Sino-Japani-ae, battle will I"' the Varsity hack, we cun only say to II'IKIII on Knliriniry II, and Kiinlliiini ipniiHlllon whim llw Frosli untur- firmly but gently pushed out of the linu'li|(ht fur at least forty minu Milt It briefly, Hint Ihey turneil In a Ilin nil KIIIIII IIIIIIIIM'H honli'il Ilin Owl talueil the (Iriuiii and Whltn In tho Sunday morning, for the HeaiitownrrM uiul tlu- Snowballs will ol.mh a pretty fair record. lulu HIIIJIIIIMHIIIII. Tiuiipli! vvfiH lii'iilim lirnlliiiliinry In the Vitrslly Kiiine. 'I'llIn irasli. Supremo in ilieir reapeitive eireuiln, ihew two yreiit teams are f.u in :::i InalKII nl nun or llinlr own pnn- Next your, Kiirdliain'it Huuices to re WIIH iiiiiilher mie uf IIIOHII "IIIIIH IIIIIIM" the Issue entirely eonl'ulent. linen, ninni'ly lliifmitlltK lo'i'iolrlllnn Main Hie 1111 M U < • 1111111 reputation .vlilch M.aiuei* with Hin exi'llemimt ulni'ui! I'liimi. It WHH a lent In wiili'li Kuril Smith, Ivors, Ban ,uul Cu. ,iro a flashy outfit, but (he nimuy i'l I was lost tn the IIIIHI two tu'iiminn, will i'i|iliillllll'. Hint iir Hie ninlii I'H'iil, In Him, In 1hln I'.iimn, ii'iill/lnp. Mini II win* wiiler is on Del InnU Zapu«ta«, Jerv.ik Dobelly and I'bil Murphy depend In a f.reut extent mi .leir.v the Inn! few inliiuleH nf phi.v, I he II'IONII thin leaxmi; lliey woi(jli mote IWl rjik- y,,ur doii«b with u», howo Itiiillrn, I'liiyliii; Vanilly liaiiliellmll lin llllli llllli' llllli llm Mlll'llllll WIIH || IIIIMII I lii'iii In from ttll IIUMIHH nml 1 lor willi naliii.il nv.iliy pii dominalini.!, who i.m truly plik ,i winner? xllli'K IIIH Hi>|illiiliiiMe year, Itiullce him Hlllllll , 1U I I I'llli'llllllllH |MU4|l|lllt|{|l'H imlli'd mil » victory, Tim llunl rnniill lieell Illlllllllllti'll III' HMVIU'III Illmlielliall City C»lli<0it Twl.c Vlctori wim 311 21, THNNW TAIJC < Mil I'lKllll l ll"l' Will IlltVu (KiMiii pi eltllnlllli fll'l Is tin- heating H will hnvo mi the luitu mitiijlil ion»Memv in T" nllire ||i;ill. Nil I 11 ill Hi II M ,: ||l|tllll>l fur linn ri'lllllli li'ilnl l.i wni'lt mi unit mm ailvjiiii'iiieni Int.- I'lii.lli.iiii ||,i» |i,.|.|| ,i byword In baseball ninl |i.)«k V llllVUM li'llt I'Mtltl III III" Itt'limnul Nut iilwiiyn n miuaiilluiiHl |ihiye!, Aliniiil'. III.mi. n||,i |,,,,), UH> mil,,| »||UC \<>!) Hill..- Mil |>>r C.IV.lh.Hlull Ihln l.lkfli illHikji-, M."!"O|! el l"l I v liii". In iittt tint VDiiiniMiliir. "nl IIP.*) It Hitu Hie wiiflN* eil.,1 v nt I'llv Cut IMiimhlni! HIM f'lienHf, ('iirrnn. Kot li.u-e ewi-pl i,vi-r tlit* l!;i»l These M'|tllUlhin>i must Hr •lOl.tlfiril. Ttlt* H"-'1 li'K"'!i lleli'l Ml I ii || 11,,|| |n Inln, Hi,,!! HIM, wiiy. titinii In Ihnrn wlimi Ihn giilng WHS tvilMfi'll, I.RBIIIIII HIHI Wnlfllnnll All Hill «wlf!imrr» linvr (jfllplitlly tflyilpd BU|it-rtnc ill Mt! liftlfK mill •*''"'I "I1 luiiuh " Cimeli HBIIBIH'I1 In (hr« t>nHI"f Intnl.. u|l"llllm;, In puna ,,n.l itllhliln run BMIIII Clint mull, nml *|(li n f111lr In r.iaic>M I.I|JMI>>. Tlif Ihiit (riini |q ini|i»tivlii|/ with Mtf'ltukfy «li"«|"': •iitH nf I|m oi-iioi,ii aliirtoil Itmttet. finiu illilll llii'V wnio uinitir IIIB Im flu* wiiy Nmv (oiiirs n diiiiiie !o pmb the Maroon tn the top nf itii"!'1" £IHI|l1 III fn| nillil II rllflhe" Hlll'll llMtll I tin Int.. "pon |i,,|e /S frW ynitu will be licalnl, lull It call he tloitf (ditl M«llV PAGE S SCHEDULE ARRANGED RAM RACQUETEERS TO ENGAGE JOE McCLUSKEY CRACKS TWO MILE INDOOR MARK IN I.C.A.A.A.A. GAMES AT ARMORY Busy Schedule Arranged For Net- The Fordham University track team men; Team to Oppose Five Pointing to '33 was accredited six points in the Indoor Local Foes on Maroon's Field. By Jim Clark. Jr. intercollegiate track games held at the 258th Regiment Armory last Saturday night. A first place in the two-mile Succissful Fresh SMMR Antlclpat.d run and a fifth In the 70 yd. hurdles Wattrmin and Magtntralmer merited the Maroon clad trackmen this Ytarllng Hopes. total and ninth position in the team standing. Now that Basketball has gracefully Coach Emil Von Elling's violet clad relinquished the pedestal which It has New York University squad scored a occupied for the last three months or distinct upset when they annexed the so Tennis Is eagerly waiting to suc- team trophy and brought the collegiate ceed it. With the fading of HayeB, title back to New York City for the Parker, Conroy and Mulligan from the first time in many years. The Violets headlines, RAH readers can prepare garnered thirty-one points. for a long siege of Donovans, McCloi- Though this was a splendid victory keys and Cohalans. What we are try- it could not be compared to the thirty- Ing to announce, In brief, Is that the eight points rolled up by Lawson Rob- Ram racquet-wleldws are commencing ertson's red and blue clad runners practice for the long strenuous cam- from Pennsylvania in the same meet paign that lie* ahead of them. last year. The boys will have to hustle to The Crimson of Harvard was seven whip themselves Into shape, for the points behind the University Heights opening contest with Manhattan Is ap- team In second place. Penn the fa- proximately only a month away, April vorite, was third only halt a point be- 13 to be exact. This Is just the begin- hind the boys from Cambridge. Yale ning of an Imposing array which Mgr. and Cornell, the two dark horses of Crane has scheduled, every game of the meet followed in that order with which promises to be closely contested thirteen and twelve points respec- Besides the annual frays with N. Y. tively. U., West Point, St. John's, Columbia Next in order came Princeton, Man- C. C. N. Y. and the aforementioned hattan, Holy Cross, Dartmouth and Jaspers, several new opponents, Rut- Fordham. The Rams were trailed by gers, Trinity, Williams and Spring- Columbia, Georgetown, Boston College, Held have been scheduled in an at- M. I. T., Brown and Penn State. tempt to add variety and competition It seemed that this was the night to the Ram's former program. set for record breaking. On this banked one-sixth of a mile track, the After running over the above list, best in the Bast, the runners had the which is not yet complete or fully 10,000 persons who attended on their approbated, the amailng stride ten feet all evening. Three collegiate nla has taken at Fordham In the last records were broken, and the world's live years Is just beginning to be ap- mile relay standard tied. Joe McClus- preciated. Tennis Is no longer a minor key, Fordham distance star smashed sport, It is assuming major proportions the collegiate two-mile mark, as did with every contest. And there is no Penrose Hallo well, Harvard captain, in reason why It shouldn't. It certainly (Continued on page 7) requires every bit as much skill and stamina as many of the prevalent so- satisfactory test of the ability of the called "major sports." team. The Frosh will open the season But to return to the subject of away from home, traveling to Prince- schedules, Columbia and N. Y. U. ton to engage the Tiger cubs on April should provide the high-spots of the 13. The second game will take the approaching season. Both of these Ramlets up to Washington Heights to games are to be played on Fordham'B engage the George Washington High court and the Columbia fray especially team on April It. should supply most of the thrills for On April 22 the freshmen will play Fordham spectators. their first home game of the season The boys from Morningslde Heights when they engage Textile High at have a strong combination headed by Fordham Field. The Yale junior-var- the brilliant Dave Jones. Jones needs sity will be met at New Haven on April no introduction to metropolitan fans YALE FIVE CHECKS FORDHAM IN UPSET 30, and the N. Y. U. Frosh at Ohio Field and when he encounters E. Ramey on May 6. Donovan, which Jones no doubt will, Negotiations are now being made the fur Is sure to fly. More than WIN AplayinTg ELtheir lasI tGY gameM for thTe OMaroon TUN* E OF 31 TO 22for a game with the Manhattan Fresh- this, this Contest should satisfy a lot accounted for the greater part of Ford- men on May 13. If the game is sched- of minds as to the relative merits of O'Connell and Nikkei ham's twenty-two points. George McNAMARA TO ISSUE CALL uled it will be played at Fordham Field. these two stars. Lead Eli Attack as meshed the oval four times from the The team will close the season on The Violets (or the last few years field and once from the foul marker Frethman Baseball Coach Starts May 20, when the City College junior- have been an annoying thorn in the 500 Watch for a total of nine points to share the Practice Next Week. varsity will be met at home. Ram's side. Each year when the scoring honors for the evening with Maroon athletes have optimistically MULLIGAN STARS Bob O'Connell of Yale. Hayes playing When Coach "Dinny" McNamara anticipated trampling their local rivals a good game on the pivot line accounted sounds the freshman baseball call next in the dust, the latter have unleashed Ram Forward N«U Four for three goals and one foul summing week it is expected that the turnout some hidden attack that has success- up seven points. The remainder of will be satisfying In both quality and Our Glee fully checkmated their opponents. But Field Goals and Foul to the Ham score was compiled by Con- quantity. this year with Al McCloskey playing Tic for scoring Honors. roy, Plngarron, and Pavlicovic who Some of the probable candidates are his last season of varsity tennis and tallied a field goal each. known to possess real talent. Their Club Concert Donovan about to enjoy his first, that The Ham basketball team closed Its Bob O'Connell and Earl Nikkei ac- records In high and prep school have Is going to include: thorn may bo finally plucked. eason last Friday night with a 31-22 counted for Yale's heavy total, O'Con- established this fact. Some of the bet- As far as the team Itself Is con- dofeat suffered at the handa of the nell leading the Ell attack with nine ter known men who will answer the 1—Swan Song ... cerned, Mgr. Crane gives an accurate Bulldog in the New Haven Gym. The points to eight for Nikkei. Perhaps the call are Curran, Estwanick, Lawler, description when he labels them as, Blue and White emerged victorious only highlight of tho contest was the Lashua and Rlnaldo. If these men for hard times and "good, but not great." The mainstays vor a poorly functioning Ham outfit spoctaculnr playing of Nikkei at left possess the same adeptness in the dia- high prices. of tho squad will probably he Dono- :lue largely to a first-half rush that forward for Old Ell. His speed, clover mond game as they have in the other van, whose feats like those of Jones iwopt 111 points Into tho basket, while pass work and accurato shooting was sports that thoy have participated In neod no repetition, Al McCloskey, vet- ho Maroon registered only eight. Bob a hlg factor In keeping tho crowd, com- on Hamlet teams tho success of tho 2—The Trumpeter . .. "rim of three years and present cap O'Connoll at conter (or Ell chalked up posed mainly of Fordlmm rooters, freshman team Is almost assured. •ulti, and Del (liiorclo and Ehrhardt, six markers In the opening mlnutos to awake throughout the affair. The schedule that has boon drawn announcing greater two more veterans. Those four, aug- give hla loam ft comfortable load which With tho advent of Bill Fleming and for the Muroon yearlings will provo a values than ever be- mented by the return of Tom Cohalan, WHS novor Horlously threatonnd. .lurry Itudlco Into the giiini', tho Ford- "It leader, whoso experience und gen- With Dan WlllluniH replacing flrim- hftiu contingent looked a hit brighter, to overcome. The rapid-fire shooting of fore. ''fill playing should prove Invuliiuhln, ulit ut cimtcir It lookml us If tlm Hani lint neither of tlm lioyH could gut going, Mulligan and Hayes was a heavy fac- provide a formidable quintet. Of the might rnmo through. Hut ufttir ft few with tho result thiit wn toll nf ilefrat tor In Korilhum's bolated second half who Impressed In Krnnh iiluutos or piny It wan iivldiiut that ralliiir than mi nxpucleil victory. rally, but dusplte tho oucouriiglng |>lny- 3—Fordham Marching IIIK "f tliimo two tliu remainder of the Miiny WHH having mi "of" nlKht »n Itudlci) mill FliunliiK wm-ii, however, a """>, Mlko HOIIIIIII', (lime (II rk mill Hum quintet could not gut going, If Song... vnrii'ih" nwliif lliiipluynrH. All linpns hlg faiiiir 111 the Inipiovi'il Miiriioii di>- 1 "HI Harrington Imvii tlm hunt. It hail not lii'nn fill' tint KIIH III'MI half »f iHukluit tha vnmlty. if DIIII'H HI'OI'IIIK wni'ii lilnnlnil wlii'ii Im I'I'IIHH IIIIIIIIK tlm HIM'IIIIII iiiu'lod. to accompany the pa- Tho Unit hulf «nn iiuilki'il l»y Ihn ilrlvn It IH highly piiibnblo that tho Tim priiHunt (naiii will him 1111 ml' •VIIH I'lllTI'll 10 l«ftVII 111" 1(1111111 (Ml flllllH Itiiin would httvit put tlm Kiutie In Ihn r u (I o of Fordham mniHKn Hint Iiml. yimr'H Ollllllllli iiWIII'd II Illlll" of I 111' mil'lillil pi'l'lml. IIIIIKHIXIIMI'HH of Mm KIII'IIIIIUII pluy. Yiiln I-I'IIK|IIHI Ihn o111>''rIu1111>' In lull" it II a woll IIIIIIWII BUIHIMI, IIH limy I'IIKHII I'oiii'- men to liii'ktul. Til" IniihlH (IHII'IIIIH it M lll'llll IIKIII-KI' MUIIIKIIM mid Jiiiimiy llny>'N hum point« III Ihn HIM'IIIIII liiill'. In III'. 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MARCH 10, SODALISTS ADDRESSED MARCH RETORT NOW West Virginia Beaten Deed* of St. Francis Xavier Fordhmm Donmtei $1J11.74 To A»*iU MluUtnmry Progrmm Sermons on Lenten Texts Given Theme of Devotion Sermons Many Articles And Illustrations By Fordham Council by Moderators. At tht March First Friday Ot- In This Month's Issue In hit annual repert, eubmittea" (Continued from page l) votlona the upper claaaman haard to Hit Imlnenct Patrick Cardinal tion along with liberty and the respect Talks of unusual interest and Lenten The March Issue of the publication Fathar Harold F. Mulquaan, •. J., Hayes, Father Themaa J. MtOen- appropriateness featured the regular for the rights of Capitalism and Labor Profaaaor of Philosophy In Junior, of the Chemists' Club, The Retort, will ntll. Dlrtettr tf the Archetleeeean weekly meetings of the Immaculate After proving that tha private owner! apaak concerning tt Franela and be ready for distribution today. The Sraneh tf the Stelaty ftr tha Preat- Conception, Holy Rosary and Partheni- St. Joaaph, while advocating devo- iatlen ef tht Faith, lltted Ferdhtm ship of proats la sound, Mr. Coman an Sodalities. editor of this Journal has striven hard tlon to ths aalnta In fanaral. Aflar University third amenp tha thrtt compared Capitalism and Collectivism W. Bingbam Cox, '32, speaking be- to push the dates of distribution closer atrattlng tht fact that St Franela tehtelt leadlnt In thtlr ©entrlaw fore the members of the Immaculate to the first ot the month, so a* to as- showing that the latter arrests pro! btcama ont of tht Church's great- tlene te tht hemt antl ftrelfn mla- Conception Sodality, held March 2, aat mleelonarlee, tvtn attar txatrl- sure the readers of a June edition. alens threuih the Catholic Stw- great, denial liberty, and stlfteg con,. drew his text from an excerpt of last tncing a tempestuous youth, Fathar This month's copy, of The Retort dtnU' Mlttltn LtafUt, Sunday's Gospel, "He who is not with Mulquaan urged Fordham man to Pathar MeDtnnell tMretted hit In tha rebuttal, the Fordham repre Me, 1B against Me." Living as we are ontalns many interesting details, one raiaa tha rata of graduatta anttrlng irttltudt and apartelatltn far tht sentatives said and substantiated that in the midst of worldly pleasures, Mr. ot the most notable of which Is a dia- tha Prlaathood. wenderful aalrlt ef aenereelty that there were but nineteen years of de Cox continued, there Is a tendency on gram ot the nitrogen fixation appara- presslon In the last eighty and many With the prtetdlng quotation eentlnuee amen| tha faithful, and our part to be only partly in union tus. This apparatus was used at a eet>eelally tmeni tha Cathalle etu- of these were due to war. Admitting with God. However, as the speaker from tht Scrlpturta "Atk and you meeting of the Chemists' Club to dem- dtnt bedy, In aplte ef tht many de- tblt. West Virginia claimed that the so aptly phrased it, "there Is no stand- ahall rtetlvt," Fathar J. Joaaph wars were economic and therefore at- onstrate the Blrkeland-Eyde Nitrogen manat made ua«n thtlr charity by Ing in the middle of the road." Lynch, 8. J., head of tht Phyalea De- tributable to Capitalism. Mr. Coman partmant at Fordham, began hie Fixation Process, and this Issue con- Ina surrem BKipfTwaHvn* Father J. Joseph Lynch, S.J., sup- Pram Ftrdham Unlvtralty, tht however, In hit anmmatlon of the ar- plemented this address by narrating aarmon to the Freehman Claaa. Tht tains the facts about this experiment gumenta showed that international remarkable aeeampllahmtnta of St. aum tf S1.C11.74 waa dlreeted to- the Incident in the Gospel In which The picture which was used for tht finance is not essential to Capitalism Franele Xavltr, In converting thou- ward tha Mlttlent throufh tht God's power, having driven out the making of this cut was drawn by Bd- channtls af tha Harvtttar Club, tht and he established the fact that It is devil, was attributed to Beelzebub. In aanda of souls, said Fathar Lynch, ward J. Flanagan, '33, who Is one of members af whleh aeeiety have only In virtue ot International Invest- Itke manner, the moderator reflected, haa ao pleated Our Lord that today ments that economic wars could occur he la one of tho moat powerful in- he assistant editors of the magailne. manlfatted • markea Intsraat and when anyone performs a charitable enthuelaim In mlatlenary warfc. Mr. Dore then announced that the deed we are prone to assign to it a tercettort In Htavtn. The author of this above article was Judges had unanimously decided in wrong motive. mentioned In The RAM several weeks favor ot the Fordham team. At the meeting of the Holy Rosary ago, at the time he performed the ex- Sodality, held March 1, Father Ig- Bernard O'Connell periment before the Chemists' Club. Edward F.Clark Wins natius W. Cox, 8.J., delivered a talk William E. Kelchner, '34, the author, Prep School Contest JOSEPH & HOPKINS an the merits of Saint Joseph, patron Prize Winner had at that time successfully demon- strated this process, In whjch he was of the universal Church for the month (Continued from page 1) (Continued from page 1) ably assisted by Peter I. Glotta, '14. '29 HEADS BOARD o( March. This great saint during his dress, "America Matt Lire OB." early sojourn protected the members ants were also worthy of great com- The third installment of Doctor Leo mendation. Edward J. McDonough '33, "George Washington, Model and Load- Joseph O. Hopkins, '29. former of the Holy Family, consequently, the K. Yanowski, Ph.. D., Protestor of er of American Youth," waa diacvaaed in a speech entitled "A Soldier ol the editor of tha Fordham Monthly, is greatness of Jesus and Mary reflect Quantitative Chemistry at Fordham, by Joseph F. Fenerty, the man WIMacting as chairman of the committee upon Stint Joseph. Father Cox con-Cross," spoke in glowing terms of the appears In thia Issue. He continues placed third. James O. Heater, ot 8t. on arrangements for the first public cluded with the thought that unless a American Martyr, Father Isaac Jogues, with hla study ot Chemical Warfare, Francis Xavier High School, and John meeting of the Catholic Poetry So- sodallst loves this model of obedience, S.J. Henry J. Bender '33, In his "Sla- dealing mostly this month with toxic- H. Bnumann, of Brooklyn Prop, spoke ciety, to be held March 8, 1932. at communion with the Blessed Mother Is very Through Emancipation," decried smokes. To supplement Doctor Ya- on "Washington tha Man ot God," and impossible. the misguided attempts ot modern nowski'a series of articles, Justin L. "George Washington, Simple and Loy- (.SO P. M. in the Catholic Club, in Following the recital ot the litany women to attain their so-called Cashman, 'S3, has written a paper en- al," respectively. However, Ralph B. Ntw York City. Mr. Hopkins was ac- Father Vincent dePaul O'Belrne, S.J., freedom. "America and the World," titled "Chloracetaphenone as a Peace- Gehrlng. of Loyola High School, Balti- tive In literary circles while at Ford- moderator ot the Parthenian Sodality, delivered by Samuel D. McClelland '36, time Lachrymator." This, as Is evi- more, Andrew J. Brady, Jr., of Canl- i. Ht was Kdltor of the Fordham spoke briefly to that body on the scene was a defense of the United States' dent from the name, treats with a slus High School, Buffalo, and William Monthly during the years 1928, 1929, of Calvary in which the Virgin Mother traditional policy of isolation from the peace-time gas, tear-gas. U Rellly, ot St. Peters College High and was President ot the Quill Club suffered untold agonies. From this other countries of the world. Besides these articles, this issue also School, Jeraey City, all connned them- In »M. passage Father O'Belrne drew the les- ontalns a story by Francis A. Man-selves to tha original title. son that we should bear our sorrows James J. Treacy '33, In his speech, gin!, '33, on "Spectrographlc Analy- unflinchingly, especially during the "The Violated Law," laid the blame of ils." There are also many flat "boners" Father Aloyaioa J. Hofan, 8J., Pres- DATE OF SENIOR season of Lent. present human misery.at the feet ol :ontalned in this month's Retort, as ident of Fordham University, the those who would disregard the pre- he examinations which have been Just Honorable William F. X. Oeofhan. RETREAT CHANGED cepts of the Natural Law. In "The completed have given the editorial District Attorney ot Brooklyn, and the Modern Dilemma," Herman J. Herbert staff plenty ot material to work on. Honorable Qeorga Gordon Battle ad- The annual Senior Retreat which dressed the gathering. ALUMNI '35, described the perplexity of mod- Other features of the Issue are the had originally keen scheduled for ern youth In the face ot the contra- monthly columns and one very Inter- Father Hogan announced that a butt March 21. II and II, has been indefi- dictory, ever-changing theories falsely esting editorial which treats with of General Washington, specially com- nitely postponed, according to a notice Alumnut Heade N. V. Football Giants expounded In the name ot "Science." electricity in relation to helium. posed In Boston, and aelectcd under received early thla. week from the of- hit own care, waa to be awarded to Jack Mara, '30, was recently ap- John F. Kennedy '35, spoke on "The fice of the Dean of Studies. A variety tha school ot the winning speaker. A pointed to the Presidency ot the New New Republic," the type of govern- of circumstances haa been responsible York Giants' Professional Football Permer "RAM" Men In Other •eninta ten dollar gold piece waa given to the ment as Illustrated in the God-less for the postponement, but It Is believed Team. He succeeds Dr. Harry A. Harold X. Connolly, '30, former ed- winner, and flve dollars In gold to the states ot RusBla, Mexico, and Spain March, who resigned to resume his itor-lnchlef of The RAM, Is studying man taking second place, rather that there will be no other change In with their self-ruinous attempts tt de- practice of medicine. Jack's father, medicine at Bellevue Hospital, while Hogan graciously offered • third prise the arrangements, and the Retreat will Tim Mara, well known New York stroying religion. Joseph W. Mooney, 'It, another former of two and a half dollars In gold to be held toon after the Batter holidays, sportsman, is the owner of the Giants. RAM member, is practicing medicine the third man. the e*act date to be determined later. Five Plays Selected In Astoria, Long Island. The chairmen William F. X. Law Gradual* to Gat Connecticut Geoghan, asserted that any prominence the Jesuit Fathers." He aald that the Port For Frosh One-Acts Other Alumni Who Are Teaching in to which he has attained la due to "the Catholic youth ot today need not go David Rlchman, Law '22, was recent- Metrepelltan Art* care and tutelage I have received from (Continued from page 1) to •collegee and universities with High ly appointed Referee in Bankruptcy of Clarence M. Crysler, '19, Is Instruct- sounding names." all cases In New Haven County in Con- plays, which will by then be in the ing in Fordham Prep and John C. necticut. The New Haven "Register" contest, will be dropped. A defense ot the art of oratory waa Duffy, '31, and James A. Mullen, '17, made by George Gordon Battle, the pays an excellent tribute to Dave in "Cross Roads," by Richard J. Anable, are teaching Greek and Biology, re- a recent editorial. halrman ot the Board of Judges. "It Is '35, tells the story of two escaped bank spectively, in the College. John Cros- somewhat the fashion," he said, to say robbers, one of whom Is also wanted by, '19, la a, teacher In Moboken High that oratory Is going out ot style. Tin- Alumnus Instructing at U. S. Military for murder. In It Is shown the emo- School and Edward O. Cullen, '17, It old type may be dying out, but the Acaditny ional struggle taking place within the holding a similar post in St. Peter's style of reason fated with emotion. Lieutenant Gerald E. Galloway, '23, murderer when he overhears two con- Prep in Jersey City. Still another Jtr- never will." who _ entered the United States Mili- stables discussing the "third-degree" seylte Is Andrew J. Burke, '30, who tary'Academy at West Point, N. Y., methods about to be applied to his wife teaches in Centra] High School, Pater- after leaving Fordbam, is now an in- so that she will reveal the whereabouts son, N. J. structor in Chemistry at that institu- of her escaped husband. tion. John M. Benjamino, '35, the author Fordham'e Clerical Alumni at Many Mm this mm of "The Weight of the Cross," has de- Polnte Fordham Ph. D.'a In Various Fielda pleted tho struggle In the Cur's heart Fordhamltee will be interested to Father Daniel J. Sullivan, '12, la sta- between religion and atheism. The tioned at St. Thomas Aquinas Church know that Dr. William A. Boylan, brother of the Csar, a simple and President of the new Brooklyn Col- In the Bronx. Father Francis X. Shea, fervent priest, pleads for religion, and '17, Is on the faculty of St. Joseph's IDEA? lege, Is a Fordham Ph. U. Father the methods he uses as well as the James A. Sullivan, recently appointed Seminary, Dunwoodie, N. Y., while •eve leUae thai, supernatural aids he receives, arc Father John J. Scully, '18, is acting at Dean of St. Francis College, Brooklyn, highly Interesting. wtshlka what II is, they received his M. A. and Ph. D. from curate at Sacred Heart Church In n "Semper Systema" by William B. Fordham. The recently established Mount Vernon, N. Y. McGurn, '35, Is shown an extremely •tt ani anal aniya*egeaagw Kuroy* "Crelghton University ot the Air" of Intercutting and highly amusing story is- aW w. New, tkai near <"* —••"' Crelghton University, Omaha, Nebras- of two collegiates and their experience! Uke •MSMSBV. heat II Is. ka, is conducted liy Father Leo Mul- paaejp^v ^B^B^S^BW^B^BSBB'^ aj aB^asnv ^^ ^^^ In xnotmlatlon. Their ondeavorn to sell lany, S.J., another Fordhuni I'll. I). nmirrtn-.lliiiiir-ri H~" "- tickets' for the big football game at ComplimvnU of ger asMi snMar an tttaa tale y«r greatly advanced prices result in a •baa tkey neve kteei sajeara. An lu'Kt twi'on Ilium. Tim Htory In hclghtuitml AawUli HMIIIW, Nml K.I,is liuanl or Nao K««, lnv. IOIIIIIH of lil« rnici'i-, liy dm fact (hat thn Hiipnrlm'oftlritr him p ulwn.VM bnnii vuii((iilHh(i(l, nvoii In lov«, ARLINGTON WINDOW SHADE CO. gt] er ym>r Kurn- Coacho' Charges Clash liy I ho yoiiMKi'l' IIIHII, mid In now In i Manufacturers ef Wlndtw 181401 ef Every Deterletlen peea Malery at wbe4 have >»»• Tim Kiii'ilhuin I'li'ii Iliinki'llmll Irani, puHlllmi In (irilm- wlilrli mini will urn1 •I tWea'l vest BMH4I la gat •• Kur.i|H' rmii'liMd liy "Zi,•.( (In tin1 imrn|in Iliil (Mlnyon" which |H II IIIHIIIV llIU It'll III of llll. I'IIIIUKI' III Nl'lV Itll ilriiimilli' Nlmy. (if Mm IIKD III tlm Ike twtMiM, , m I'linlln, riiiii'lii'd hy I'limllo Murphy, 'i'll Iliriini', nr tho HUH of I,mil* l'|illll|ii« aeia, Umr$i« —* IMtmuUe, •«* arr«l In nhllnil III miKHHi' llll' Mill,i ,f ||,,|y ANNOUNCING—UPTOWN HUNCH fcegtwasnatasMl Lmt>lm»dHi ( Tim inhlllrl of HIM iiltty minim friini I'hllil Ariiili'inv, uf w-lih h IIIII.IIII ,1 Mi' (OMn Ivtnlnei) Totirtel Hawn dc kiae, fumkind •>>•) Mm HOII'K ilimlrn In fnllnw h|n fHtl Ciiiili'y, 7H, In i-micli wfcMi TotirM '• "•»' iliiWrhm lit Illixrly, •«|ii«tlty, nml IIIIIIIIKIIIIHMI, (in1 nil Ihi> Krwii'li |im>| AHolhar rocdliarti Altnrnty In C»n mul Ilin fiut llnil |||" MrrmniifH (if II BARNES and'NOBLE, Inc. d, Used and New TaMhseka at nteu«t« "Vtaee, ana1 Nevis* tiliiK WIHIIII iimlrny Unit lilnnt, II |i 1 •eahe ef all PMbllehtrt Illtliillt I lllll|i.B,lll; 1/211. »„« n,, i»iiiilt-il mil MINI Mm itlii1ti> 0 lid I llmnuii ,,r lli«. r'trv .,r ,v,, ||,,v,,|,' |(, B pnlillr will, h w1111111 nnivn mini In ttin DRAKE SCHOOL. Fordham Mai. anti Grand Coneouric I l.iio inni-lii'iHi Lui in ciinl i My n|in ' WHITK HT\H V'l-i'hi Ii. T)m HW'H i1txn|ll >i Hi ||u 1 imiBimaliiM, lull Ilia i-iiiit'liidlnll follown Mt>mMll* Marin* < l.i-il I llv plni Ililll Illflli , «•» tuft, Ul|lii> * '•"" III" ili'HtHNtlt' ItintilB «f Kin w«lr» |>lny m THE FORDHAM RAM, MARCH PACE 7 Fisher and Zaputas SEASON RESUME ttally what track followers call a plug- Portraits of ScienlUtt TRACK STORY ger, depending on his stamina to make (Continued from page 4) Placed In Bio. Building up for the lack of natural speed. While Return to Take Over for an easy shot. Fordham offense (Continued from page S) this can carry a man through to vic- was simply hopeless against the Lav- he mile, and Ted Lee of Yale In the tory In the heart-rending six mile A very interesting and educa- pole-vault. N. Y. U.'s mile relay team Old Infield Positions ander and it was only by centering all tional addition has been made In cross-country run It ls'a minus quan- ettorts upon defensive basketball that tied the world's Indoor record set by tity in the flat, shorter distances. the Interior decoration of the Biol- Pennsylvania on March 71b, 1*31. the Lavender were prevented from ogy Building at Fordham. The en- Coyle, P piling up a greater margin ol victory. In the twonmlle Joe McCluskey ran McCluske'y led Dean to the tape by The triumphs over Penn State, N. Y. tire third floor of this building about forty yards, and seemed none mott OuUUndinf Candi- which contains both the Zoology a beautiful race to set a new, collegiate U. and Manhattan in three successive record for this distance. He smashed tbe worse for bis record setting per- dates for Short and Third games partially compensated for the and Microscopic laboratories has formance. It was a fitting climax to a had its corridor walls enhanced by he old mark established by himself very successful Indoor season for the previous setbacks. The trio defeated the addition of pictures. last year by two-tenths of a second. With the opening of th« buaball were by no means off form, nor did His time was 2:17.6. Manchester boy. These pictures are portraits ef 8eason rapidly approaching, Coach Fordham "play over their heads." Joe took the lead at the crack of the Dean was trailed across the line by famous biologists and scientists ef JaeK Coffer Undi himself confronted aeorge Mulligan, Hayes, Jerry Radlce gun, and was never headed. In the the flaming haired Albert F. Ranney, and Plngarron turned the gym Into a both ancient and modern times. early stages of the race It looked as wearing the red and white of Cornell. Wlth something of • paradox M re- Among ths many men who are com- gards hl« lnn>ld *or the «>«nl»« year. bedlam of excitement, fully repaying if Dan Dean, of Penn, the Intercollegi- The Ithacan was followed by Jackie memorated In this gallery are La- Ryan of Manhattan, Coach Pete Wa- This department of play will be at tbe the loyal Fordham adherents who ate cross-country champion might push packed the gym, despite the fact that marck, Cuvler and Pasteur, also McCkwkey but the blistering pace Bet ters diminutive distance star, and game time tbe object of the neatest the New York sport writers conceded Copernicus and many others who by the Fordham captain took Its toll Frank Murphy, of Harvard, in fourth an(| least attention. With Jack Flaher Fordham "nothing more than a ghost were famous both In the field of on the dark-haired runner from the and fifth place respectively. and Joe ZapuatM returning to flrat of a chance." And then, where the Biology or In one ef the other of Philadelphia school. Dean, whose the pure sciences. It will be noted, In the 70 yd. high hurdles Johnny and second base respectively, the Fordham basketeers looked for victory, dogged determination won him the hill- Janls, Fordham gridiron star took fifth right side of the Infold ahould func- they found defeat at the hands of a however, thst ths greater portion and-dale title last fall was no match place. Johnny was the lone hurdler Yale five. So the fates called the of the collection concerns noted for the lanky Fordhamlte In the short- tion with due brilliance and depend- biologists. from the four New York schools en- ability while the left tide, with She* turn, making Fordham's record eight er two-mile distance. Dean Is esgen- tered In the meet to place In this event. triumphs and eight defeats. Doctor Mark T. Crowley, Ph.D., rm and Elcewlci, laat year's regular Professor of the History of Biology missing, will ofer a dlfcult problem In the Graduate School of Fordham to be aolred. Unlverelty, asserted that then pic- Zapustas, though by no meaai a Hal HOW TEAM SCORED tures will bs supplemented by a Chase around the bag, Befcto with suf- short history of the life and work dclent ability to warrant bli atartlng which each of these men accom- Gsms 0. F. Total over Tom Lynch, Sophomore candi- plished. Theae historical tablets it Francis . 13 date. Lynch'! Freshman record la not 35 will then be placed beneath their . II impressive enough to rate him the call Alumni .... 47 respective pictures. over the big fullback, but shoald he Columbia 4 13 show up welt enough to start at the City Collage S 11 8t. Peter's 12 first sack, Zapastas, to make use of 28 Dsn Williams, Sophomore, Canter, Colgate s his batting strength, might he shifted 19 Leading Varsity Scorer to center Held with Bart McDonnell Syracuse 4 II going to right Both Zapnstaa and ftidtr e 18 • 0. F. Total Seton Hall 7 11 Williams 34 8 74 Lynch are free swingers at the plate 1 Hayea 28 is 71 with Zapuataa the harder and more Rutgers 8 23 consistent hitter of the two. Temple 13 30 Radlce 18 28 87 City College 4 13 Mulligan IS IB 47 At second base fisher needs only Fleming 17 12 46 to display hla form of laat year to Penn State It 38 N.Y.U 11 27 Pavlleovie 16 1 33 take hla place as one of the best Parker 7 s 16 second >acken m tbe metropolitan Manhattan 11 21 Yale 10 22 Conroy 8 4 14 district. Steady, though aot brilliant Plngarron 8 2 12 or spectacular In the Md. an excel- Orlmals 1 2 4 lent arm enables Jack to lay deep aad Danowskl 2 1 5 consequently stop many balls that State Clubs Nan to Pepper t 1 3 ordinarily would get by. At the plate Auer 0 1 1 Fisher la not the sinner type, but a Splllane 1 o 2 smart hitter who picks bis pitches and Hold Eaiter Social* consistently pastes oat stogies and doubles. C. J. Donnellan, '32, Chair- Martin Tracey, '32, Shortstop and third feaae will be man of B. L I. Club's more or less of. a scramble between Wins State Contest Jimmy Coyle, a two year veteran; Social Jerry Pepper aad fraak afcDermott, (Continued from page 1) WELL GROOMED second baseman aad akortatop, respec- At the laat meeting of the Connecti- lams, Houghton College; Joseph C. lively, on laat year'e tYoah team. cut Club, Jeremiah Crean, '33, was Ryan, Cathedral College; Harry Ger- The man of distinction is invariably Pepper was probably the best of elected Chairman of the Committee shenson, City College; Anton F. the Freshman troupe aad although he which will hold the Annual Easter Boehm, Clarkson College; Merrill Col- well groomed. His choice of fabrics Played second on the Frosb, third ton, Potsdam Normal School; W. baae is not entirely now to him and Social at the New Haven Lawn Club, and tailoring is fundamental to good on the Tuesday after Easter, March 29. Wesley Williams, Hartwick College; practice would aulckry teach him the Miss Katherlne G. McCabe, College of tricks of the hot eorner. Mr. Cream Immediately announced that taste. • You'll make no mistake in New Rochelle; and Cooper J. Fish- the tickets will be four dollars each, McDermott was more or leu of an back, Long Island University. choosing your new topcoat from In and outer laat year. A Ine arm and and appointed as his Committee George a ringing drive at the plate are his beat T. Neagle, '32, Michael J. Hayes, '33, Mr. Tracey's success Is only another the unexcelled selection of Im- assets. A moody aad temperamental nstance of Fordham'a superiority in Miles McCarthy, '33 and Edward J. the oratorical Held. In 1926 Charles ported Donegal Tweeds now on Player when the breaks are with him, Coady, '34. Coyle Is either •rtlllaat or erratic at T. Murphy, '26, won the National Ora- display at the Edward Tailoring Co. the plate and la Ik* fteM. He has seen According to present indications the torical Contest on the Constitution, service at both short aad third. When aflalr will be a huge success. About and In 1130, James P, Casey, '30, com- Made-to-measure for $26.75, they neldlng weU, Jlauay does well at the seventy-live couples are expected to peted In the national finals of the plate, but whoa ha leMs poorly his hit- to attend this Annual Social of Ford- same contest. represent an incomparable value ting drops propottwaately. A good ham College Students who reside in tn style, fabric and tailoring. start night get Jimmy going and In Connecticut. that case shortleM would be In worthy The Massachusetts Club will hold Its hands. Fourth Annual Dinner Social In Wor- ATTENTION STUDENTS Ed Danowshl, a third baae candi- cester on Thursday evening, March St. «V< tt» k*Mt *f ntw low prlM date, is something of an unknown Assisting Walter Sidlauskas, '33, Chair- an* th« Mutant tflsctunt tn tin EDWARD CLOTHES UneVwM* ewtaeta typewriter n*w 711 SIVISTN AVI. quantity, since he did not play with man of the Social, are John Del Isola, •n Mlt at Ik* BMk Stwt. the yearling team. Merertheless, he •34, John Janls, '3a, Paul Howell, "34, carries a good refutation aad must Thomas Burns, '35 and Ralph Wolfen- be considered something of a dark dale, '». horse. At noon on Friday, March 4, the Another candidate Is Tom MeUanua, Brooklyn-Long Island Club ol Ford a Sophomore, who last year made the ham College elected Edmund J. Don Athletic* bring him fume, but here* a pearling team, but was forced to leave nellan, '32, Chairman of their Spring before the schedule began. A stout Social. The runners up for this Im- «.«n and excellent gelding ability are portant post were William J. Mangan "Is chief recommendation*. and Edward F. Miles of Senior and With such material oa hand the ow dancing James J. Mossey of Sophomore. problem resolves Itself Into a matter L "t flmllng the beet combination. Coyle, fopper and McDermott apparently •BjSShSJi^ ••••'• • • • — — navo the edge over the others, but noun are certain of starting anywhere. SARAZIN keep* Such a condition will naturally rouse '"cm to do their best and, come- 1"«ntly, the beat combination will get RESTAURANT the call, him popular fur the f'ttmtUy ant Student! SKELLVS OCIALLY, you nmM 11 IIHTITI'III tiu'lmlqiiti Id wort' A MTABLMHBO MK Lunches W anil M MM* S MIH'CMM. Your lli'Nl HIDII In imuulHrlly I* tn Irani tn FHAMMACY Dinner 7S ntnit ind fl.W IIHIII'D »mIU'Ily, fuiillli'HMly, Ami who I'oulil 'In' hotter B, Fortttiatn Howl m It. I'OKOIIAM ROAD (limlltU'il In niiiooih HIT llu> I'OIIKII I'dni'M "f your tliinoliiK NIW YORK Klyln-to iiiHku you it lirlllliinl, iioniilitr IHIIIIIIM' limn Arthur Muri'uy'M liilniiltnl yoiuiu nx|iiuila?

Mr, 'Murray hn« iimiiiKinl •" dive "I'lvittii luawnut III SUBMIT A IJMI:HIC:K AND WIN A IMMXAH Ihn utiwi'Hl, milttl'tonl ilitui'ii nli'P" to l'( Ut I >H AM alutltMlt* ttt *\H*t'Utttii H'lltitrtt hiitlthti/ nthx, Tutf |1 Given livery Wt'nk fur tlw> H»'*», thlfi iiMirvnloiiH ot>(>o*'tiiMJtv (n Improve yum- tltttu'ttttsi Bsnd your Limerick* to HMymnnit'n, uxiiiK oHh««r the word* ifnlriuil 'f linllilitv* Tn h" xitrf «f Kelt Km VM m*i fttl well dfeesed, yilll!' M|l|1iill!t|m"i!a lull Hi Ult> HllllUo AS 1<»m «« y Utl •ut If youc half li no! trimmed IllMxIlily t'llii. A IIMIIIIHMU allnal Imui.ii aliiillv sltell- - V#Mf *p$»*r»n«* It «tlmmee\ 1 -**#* fry Vnurt RAYMOND'S—Now IIOHVMC ANOADI ILOO. ARTHUR MURRAY 7 SAST 43rd PAGE 8 THE FORDHAM RAM, MARCH 10, 1932

Experiment Performed Annual Sophomore Banquet Arranged for Near Future In Days Of Yore Other Places Before Chemists'Club The Tavern flturlthed, Time wat free, and According to an announcement leisurely eating wat not tht leaet of mankind'! pleaturtt. But today, the huttlt and buttlt «< —and— of tht Bophomoro officer*, tht An- metropolitan lift putt a premium on tlmt, and Hydrogenation of Oils la nual Sophomore Banquet will bt tht enjoyment of ftod hat all but become a loit htld after the Batter holldeye. Thle art. While there la no eubatltute for time Other Things Shown by Sophomorea affair, which waa inetltuted three prompt eervlee, geod feed, • comfortable it- yttre ago, It ona of tht outttand- moaphert, and • prtpar rttptot for your ttnit of valuet aid ut In tur effort to eerve you In a The Chemists' Club, at their meet ing eventa of the year. No definite By MAURICE A. CONNELL dite hat been tet for the banquet, manner that It different. ing of Tuesday, March 1, were enter- but a future taut of The RAM will "The poorest dressed men in the tained by an excellent program. Be- give tht txact date and place. country," Is Dr. Robert Legge's de- The LIDO-RIVIERA ResUorut sides the delivery of two papers, one The committee In eharge of the KINOSBRIDOE ROAD LEAR 4 ERMINI scription of the males on the campus by Francis A. Mangini, Jr., '33, entitled banquet, eonelttlng of the Clan Adjoining the Windsor Thtatro Proprl»t«n of the University of California, direct- "Heavy Metal Soaps," and the other Officer*, Edward A. Malloy, Robert E. Dtlany, Robert a. Whelen, and Ing the main of his complaint against on "The Introduction to the Immuno- corduroys which he calls "greasy bac- Joseph F. Tlerney, have atiured an logical Reactions of Proteins," by Al- enjoyable evening to all attending. teria carriers." phonse T. Florl, '32, a demonstration Inaemuch aa the aamt eommltttt One co-ed came to the public defense lecture was given on the Hydrogena- managed the eueeeteful Frtihman Introductory Banquet, held latt of the collegiate, saying: "I think the tion of Oils by Clement Bernius, '34. men's trousers are so masculine! I November, an equally tuceettful In this demonstration the author banquet tttmt certain. don't know what they would do with- was ably assisted by John M. Gelger, out them." We'd suggest that they SONG OF THE SCISSORS '34, who performed the actual work which these two sophomores handled duck behind the nearest tree. of the experiment. Olelc acid was a subject which in contained in the Tht only found* around htrt art tht ciicklnf used In this experiment, as It Is a ecitson and tht (with of tht sawing machine*. By a strange coincidence the Uni- study of organic chemistry. typical unsaturated fatty acid and one versity of Delaware professor of phys- The work of Heavy Metal Soaps No MltMnamhip noiitt—for our wholt ttory of the components of oils. Into this ics, as at Fordham, is named Lynch. dealt chiefly with the properties and ii in tht ntxt thrtt llntt. compound was passed hydrogen which the manner of forming the nickel, And to be quizzed without notice is had been dried and purified by the zinc, Iron, and other heavy metal salts At Suilt ere ell He, menuftcturtr't "to be Lynched." use of concentrated sulphuric acid. of tatty acids. The paper on the lm- (IHIMM) twice. Tt> Mature It «a1ro. • * * Wtrtk the* US MM-MI m. At the conclusion of the demonstra- munologlcal reactions of proteins waa Something We Can't Believe of a very technical nature and tion the final product obtained, the According to an unidentified clipping savoured more of biology than chemis- saturated tat, and the original com- the dead languages are gasping their try. But this Is a question which Is MERVIN S. LEVINE pound were passed among the as- last at Holy Gross. "There is only one difficult to judge because of the lack MiMiMteriat Oovewklra Oaten for Men sembled members for examination. Greek course at the school with but of a distinct line of demarcation be- Doctor Walter A. Hynes, Ph.D., Di- •5 FIFTH AVENUE AT laTH ITMET, NEW VOKK one pupil." tween tbese two respective sciences rector of the Chemists' Club, com- when viewed In the light of their more * * * mented on the excellent manner In advanced study. In Kansas the divorce rate is one to every five marriages among non-col- lege graduates, and one to every hun- dred among college graduates. The reason being probably that after col- lege you can stand anything. West Point athletic authorities an- nounced that no player hereafter will be allowed to play on the same squad with Ills father. The old man is a hard proposition to tackle any time. • * • The La Vie Collegienne of Lebanon College cheerily notes: "Man is a worm. He comes along, wiggles in the dust a little and then some chicken gets him." It's bad enough for a worm to wiggle, tout why make him squirm?

A sophomore at Colgate wag given a sliver loving cup for winning a beard- growing contest. His hirsute elegance measured a mere inch. Meanwhile the Student Council at Fordham sponsors a bridge tournament allowing local tal ent to go unrecognized—though not undiscovered. * * * Putting a lighted pipe in the pocket before going to class is a dangerous thing to do—at least according to a student at Boston College who tried It. He ned in a cloud of smoke from an exciting Oreek translation, the pro- fessor patting himself on the back, say- ing, "Do I burn them up, do I burn them up?"

Leap Year The co-eds at Mt. Morris set aside Friday night as ladles' night. Then they learn how it feels to be "turned down" when they do the inviting. The usual procesB is reversed, the women calling for the men, picking up pur- posely dropped accessories, carrying refreshments and at the end of the evening depositing their "dates" on the right doorsteps. At that moment, we presume, the Joke ends. • * * All eight o'clock CIUBBOS have been culled off tor tlio rest of the year at the University of Rochester. Which moans that now the professor can sleep too.

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