VOLUME Vili. WASHINGTON CITY, D. C.5 NOVEMBER 3, 18/8. NUMBER 36.

take it. As the self-restraint that makes one submit her phe wept and clung to him, and the result was the THE HINGES OF HELL. Bletamorphoses In Masonry. THE CAPITAL, to the unequal distribution of the good things of this signing of the discontinuance and release, with an agreement that they should be married within a few DeWitt Talmage continues tounlook the gates of All things except love change. And love is only PUBLISHED WEEKLY BT world is the result of experience, It follows that months. He told her that he had no money, and she hell, and flashes his lantern's light npon its hinges. lasting while it lasts. So It seems not unnatural that children, as a general thing, cannot be trusted with gave him the mortgage, he says, for the purpose o t He promises, does this pyrotechnic preacher, to dls- THE CAPITAL PUBLISHING COMPANY .purchasing an outfit tor her and himself. He received differences appear in the ancient and fraternal open pocketbooks, nor accessible orchards, nor con- $2.200 for the mortgage, and paid the greater part of oount Francis Murphy and distance Moody and Sanfcey brotherhood of the Masons, disintegrating the solid 927 D street, Washington, D. e. venient melon patches, nor even tempting hen roosts* it for her benefit, principally to lawyers employed by in the professional line of seml-rellglous civilization. walls of the same. We say generally, for there are exceptions, in good her to defend thé first suft. Mr. Hunt, who had not made any visits lor sometime, reappeared the day He has been having a good time taking in the un- The mutability of Masonry is found in Franoe. In DONN PIATT, EDITOR. little boys', ordinarily too weak physically to be ag- after the release was given, and was again regular in godly city of Gotham, and now regularly mounte- 1771 the Ancient Grand Lodge ot that nation was suc- TERMS: Per year, (including postage,) 83.50; six gressive, and needed in heaven to serve as little his attentions. The only explanation the aunt vouch- banks to " large and enthusiastic audiences "—not ceeded by the Grand Orientptrad twenty-seven years angels. safed to give was that she would receive the attentions months, 81.50; three months, 75 cents—inadvance. of whoever she liked. Jackson told her the house was congregations. later the two were incorporated. Wars, revolutions, Single copies, 5 cents. A child, especially a boy, is a little animal; very not big enough to hold two men, and went away: While Talmage has no doubt been Imposed upon, dynastio changes and the downfall ot dynasties have ÜLUBÖ : Ten oopies to one address, 830 in advance sweet, precious, and all that sort of thing, but an by having many scenes changed upon him from the gone on since then, but the Masonic universality of with one copy free. Twenty copies to one address,835 animal all the same, and as reason develops training Boston Girls. real, he has seen sufficient to be able to give quite a catholic exlstenoe has been unshaken. In advance, with one copy free. Is necessary, and a whip is about the only thing that An amorous pen-driver of the Springfield (Mass.) dashing picture. Here is a specimen of his style in Recently, however, the Gran« Orient deolded on no will reach his inner consciousness. Children are not Republican thus pictures to us the beauties of Boston : describing the "gates of hell:" longer recognizing the existence of a Deity in Masonic born, as was Minerva, from the brain of Jove, full of " The most Interesting possessions of Boston are no THE FIRST GATE. rites. This decision created great excitement In the SOCIAL GOSSIP. wisdom, armed and equipped. They come possessed doubt Its girls. There is no little fun made by the The first gate of hell to be mentioned Is Infamous society wits and the casual letter-writers about the literature. Anthony Comstock seized twenty tons of British circles, and the Grand Lodge of Ireland made of physical vigor only, and with the teaching training Boston girl, her customary Greek and Latin, her blue bad literature and plates and letter-press, and our the first movement, and severed all relations with the The Mother. is a necessity. As jails, penitentiaries and the gal- spectacles and stockings and her cheek-bones. If professor, Coobran of the Polytechnic, poured the aolds Masons of France. The Scotch and English followed A gentleman writing from Norwich, Connecticut, any one has taken these jests seriously let htm turn on the plates until they smoked in the righteous anni- lows are found necessary to restrain men, the rod is suit, and were Indorsed and Imitated by the Canadian says: saunterer down Tremont street, some fine afternoon, hilation. But still there Is much that the law cannot necessary to control children, that, the poet truly said, and be converted. There is worse food tor maiden reach, and it is scattered on your parlor tables and in Masons and some of the lodges in this country. " About three years ago J. De Trailord Blaokstone, are parents of the men. charms than baked beans and paradigms, and the east your family libraries, and your ohildren read It after son of Lorenzo Blackstone, the wealthiest resident of winds make the roses bloom and the eyes brighten. they retire at night, the gas-burner swingin&r as near The Grand Orient of France have now ottered a this city, and a nephew of T. B. Blaokstone, president Crim. Con. of a Village. There is no street in America like Tremont street for to the pillow as it is possible. Much of the literature proposition to their brothers in Great Britain and of the Chicago and Alton railroad, was married to the best American types of beauty. Anything volup is under the title of scientific information. One book America to meet tn council in Paris and reverse this Miss Liillle (Jsborne, who was playing in the Park The annals of a Western village, done by a pen of tuous or flamboyant, or on the other hand anything agent took one of these Infernal books, glossed with Theater in New York city. Mr. Blackstone, the hus- Dickens or Balzac, would be charming to read. It is blanched and etiolated, one seldom sees among these scientific nomenclature, and sold more than one hun- action, and are determined, if the Anglo-Saxon lodges band, took up his residence in an elegant house in girls ; but the fine, expressive, meaning-full of face, dred copies in one hotel in one day, and sold them all refuse to rescind their resolution, or refuse to attend the most aristocratic quarter of the city. A beautiful a little world in Itself, and develops, as provincial life with serious gray eyes, the outlook of a free, thought to women. boy was born, which is now about two years old. The ever does, all sorts of queer, quaint characters. ' We rul spirit, and the elegant, light, trim figure, dressed the proposed convention, to issue a declaratlsn of in- It is appalling that men and women who might get couple lived unhappily, and last winter Mr. Black- are told that character develops in accordance with with skilled grace and not to the extremity of fash- dependence, and assume power and exercise It, by vir- stone obtained a divorce from his wife, who then went Ion—these are common ornaments of that promenade. from family physicians all the healthiul lntormation tue of their separate seal, in the creation of branch to New York oity to live With her stepiather, Mr. Kid- its surroundings. Thus the mountaineers are long- There are not a few examples of what might be colled needed, and without any contamination, should wade der, who has occasionally visited her child in its Nor- legged and restless; the Inhabitants of the plain, fat, the 'aristocratic' type in Boston streets. Young chin deep through accursed literature for What Is lodges in the United Kingdom and in the United ' wich home since the separation. About a week ago women who look the inheritors of culture and family called useful knowledge, and that publishing-houses States. the divorced wife visited Norwich, and took the child lazy and conservative. All of which goes to prove traditions—and yet this is misleading. They may be that hoped to be called decent should lend their and its nurse to ride in her carriage. This morning that we are more dependent upon physical develop- all that, for there are a few old families left in Boston presses to suoh infamy. Father and mother, be not This convention will be one of the most interesting she arrived in this city in company with three men, ment than on the mental or moral. Or rather, to and thereabouts, notwithstanding the foreign domina- deceived with the words "medical work." Nine tenths ever held in the history of the world, as upon its re- one of whom Is her stepfather, a nd the others reputed tion. But they are almost as likely to be daughters of such books are from the caverns of the pit, though sults pivots the continued existence or certain de- New York detectives. This afternoon, in a driving state it more accurately, the mental and moral de- of the people—the first lrufts of democratic culture, they seem irom the New York and Philadelphia rain storm, she was driven with her escorts in a hack pends moro on the physical surroundings than aught Instead of the crown of generations." publishing-houses. Then there are the novelettes struction ol one of the most remarkable clvlc-rellglous flung over the city by the millions. No one systematl to the home of her late husband, who is traveling with else. The little whale, we are told, remains a minnow syBtems since the Fall of Man. his father and uncle through the West. She ran up cally reads the average novelette of the day and pre- the steps and rang the door bell. The maid opened in an aquarium. So the village is a sort of human This is ail very well—nicely executed and pleasant serves integrity or virtue. Suoh things are written by the door and she entered the reception room. She aquarium, that limits the growth and develops eccen- to read—but that dexterous dealer in words never broken-down literary men for small compensation, on IN THEIR anxious search of the purest asked lor the babe, and the nurse brought it and walked along our Pennsylvania avenue at the magic the prlnolple, when a man can't succeed in literature theology the Protestant churches neglect a considera- placed it in her arms. She fondled it for a moment tricities. elevated and pure, he almost invariably attempts the and kissed it. Then she turned suddenly and ran We had a specimen of this sort of life in a case of hour when the departments, and principally the tainted and nasty. Oh, this is a wide gate of hell I tion of human wants. Looking into the immensity ot out of the house and entered her carriage, bearing the Treasury, turn out the delegated loveliness of the Every panel is a bad book, every hinge is made out ot space we cannot penetrate in searoh of God, whom crim. con. in the beatiliful, maple-shaded village of the melted type ot a polluted printing office. The child in her arms. The carriage was at once driven United States. The fair faces and comely forms of down the street. The nurse ran after it, begging the West Liberty. Mr. Davfd Donald is an oddity. He bolts and locks of it are fashioned from the plates of we cannot comprehend, Is so cold and comfortless, not driver to stop. It went rapidly on, and the nurse fol- is the slowest and most solemn of men. He makes a the female side ot our Government float by like a star, unclean pictorials. In other words, there are a mil- to say impossible, that poor human nature turns lowed bareheaded until she came to the police station, gemmed river on a summer night, and one learns the lion men and women in the United States to-day eagerly to the warm, consoling refuge of the church, which she entered, and sank fainting on the floor. living by fiddling for frolics, and between times does reading themselves Into hell. When irom your own Then she started up and cried, "They've got tiie odd jobs of corn-cutting and wood-chopping In a slow true inwardness of the cfvil servloe that some crazy city a family fell into ruin through the vice of one of where, " like a dome of many-colored glass," it sub- baby." Officers were dispatched to the railroad sort of way extremely aggravating to his employers, loons are striving to reform. its members, the amazed mother said, " I had no inti- dues the white, blinding radiance of eternity to our depots, and to the steamer Oity ol Lawrence, which mation that there was anything wrpng:" but bethink- detective vision. We have a longing and a love for lay at her wharf. The divorced wife was lound on the David has or had a family—Mrs. David Donald and The Course of True Love. ing herself she said, "Oh, now I remember; I found steamer. An order of arrest was Issued, and she was four or five little Davids. The little Davids resemble on her bureau alter she was gone a book that must the church, because, like a home, It gives us shelter prevailed upon to go to the office of Colonel Ripley, This, that Shakspeare tells us never does run smooth, have been her destruction " the father, in possessing enormous appetites, which against that whloh is the very essence of Protestant- who had been her counsel in the past. Mr. liipley finds strange illustration in the case of Captain said that he bnew of no law that would compel a fiddling at irolics and a slow sort of jobbing failed to ism. No man can look on God and live, and the Charles B. Porter. The course of true love in his case, These leprous oook publishers have obtained the mother to surrender her child, and she was permitted satisfy. It is said that under stress of an inefficient catalogues of all the female seminaries of the coun- impious attempt is punished with insanity and death. to withdraw. Then, with the child and her thrae however, seems not to have been so much a water try—catalogues containing names and residences of commissary, Mrs. Donald became too intimate with The church, against suoh, must be a shelter and a assistants, the entered the carriage and was driven course as one of brandy and water. It seems that he the students, and circulars of death are sent to all into Preston, an adjoining town. It Is believed to- David's landlord, one Thomas, an elderly gentleman of them without any exception. Can you Imagine home, or It ceases to be a church; for, after all, " men sailed away from Boston twenty-five years ago, leav- night that they are making for Rhode Island, or some of some real estate amd amatory propensities, who anything more nefarious and alarming and deathiul ? are but children of a larger growth," and shrink in other point outside of Connecticut jurisdiction. They ing his sweetheart, Amelia Hollis, behind him. While There is not a child or grown-up person, male or fe- looked and courted his neighbor's wife through a pair fear from the vast, incomprehensible unknown. had hardly rolled out of sight beiore the influential voyaging on the other-side of the world he received male, who has not had bad books or pictures in some friends of Mr. Blackstone had resolved to procure of old*fashioned, steel-rimmed spectacles. way offered. Look out for the bad book, pamphlet, " The things we love and cherish most their arrest at any cost. Officers were dispatched in the news that she had married another. He was circular or periodical. Scour your house to-day to see Lie close about our feet; carriages in pursuit of the fugitives, and Sheriff Bates If this were true, the glasses must be of Immense crushed by the disappointment, and never returned to if one of these adders may not be coiled on your started on horseback late to-night on the same arrand. magnifying power to transform Mrs. David Donald Boston until last year. Then he received a note irom parlor table or on the bed-room toilet. I adjure you It is the dim and distant The affair has produced the liveliest kind of excite into Uriah's wife, for to the naked eye of ordinary before the sun sets explore with inexorable scrutiny That we are sick to greet." ment here." Amelia, requesting him to call on her. He went, and your libraries. One bad book may do the work for sight she is not attractive. was told by her that she was a widow, that she had eternity. I want to arouse all your suspicions about To the uncultured Methodist God is a sort of man novelettes. 1 want you to watch the surreptitious cor- The visits of the proprietor of the real estate and plenty of money, and that she had never ceased to just above the hill-tops, and, If he shout loud enough, We have given space to this account of what is com- respondence through the post-office. I want you to magnifying glasses became so frequent—he went, he love him. Of course a marriage ensued. Up to this understand that one of the highest and most decep- God will hear and save him. We respect his earnest- mon enough the country over. A married pair sepa- said, to oollect big rents—that the village gossips took point the story is a pleasant one, but there Is a dis- tive gates of hell is iniquitous literature. Another ness, but we see that as he is taught God recedes, rate, and one or the other appeals to the courts for a gate downward is cognizance of the same, and noted that the rents were agreeable sequel. Porter had become a drunkard. He and his poor voice sinks into a whisper and then dies divorce, and all is plain enough for the judge until always demanded in the absence of David, as good a and his wife quarreled, parted, became reconciled out. Small wonder, then, that Protestantism loses the question of the possession ot the ohildren, if there THE DISSOLUTE DANCE. sort of King David as his better half was a Mrs. Uriah. and parted again, and now Porter has committed sui- ground and the Catholic church gains. And so we be any. Is agitated, and then the justice, passing from You shall not divert me here to a general descrip- And all these facts coming to the ear of the King- cide in an insane asylum. tion of the subject of dancing. Whatever you may read that in his recent charge the Blshoji of Chi- the rule of law to higher considerations, Is guided by come to think of it, we are getting these scrlptuial think about drawing-room dancing and the methodi- chester (England) said that from one church alone in his own discretionary sense of right. cal motion to the sound ot music in family and social references somewhat mixed—well, to sum up, David High Favor Prom a Sultan. circles, I want you to Bee the awful peril of what 1 call his diocese five clergymen had lately passed over to In a like position once ourselves, we laid it down as Rome, and they had to the utmost of their power threw up his matrimonial rights "and hauled off. He In describing a dinner at the sultan's palace Mr. the dissolute dance. You know what I mean. It is a truth that, let the wife be what she may, the mother employed learned and able counsel to procure him a not only to be seen in the low haunts of death, but its leavened all they could Influence. No man could say Drew Gay writes : " And now comes the critical step is sometimes witnessed in foshionabie mansion. is the best mother the child can have. And so we in- how far the poison extended. The path to Rome has divorce and—as he wanted alimony also—to enter moment for you If you are present at this feast as a This is the first step to consummate ruin for many ol variably gave the custody of the children to the both sexes. You know what postures and attitudes been smoothed by excessive and illegal ritual. . suit for damages against the said Thomas aforesaid, stranger. You will have placed your meat on your mother. W e had a'belief at the time that a child and figures are suggested of the devil. They who proprietor of real estate and old-fashioned steel- plate, and be carefully cutting it up, when suddenly join in the dissolute dance are gliding on an inclined could pet on well enough without a father, but that rlmmel spectacles, for crim. con. a more than ordinarily juicy morsel will be pushed plane, and they whirl taster and faster till with the the mother was a necessity that could not be replaced. velocity of lightning they go over the edges of a de- "IT SEE MS to be very hard for English men," David was aggravated by the slow approaches of the into your, mouth by a pair of very greasy fingers. You says the New York Times, "to comprehend the simplest No little thought and observation since have led us cent lite and into the vortex ot a fiery future. This law, and lurthermore by Mrs. Donald serving notice must not resent this. It is a token of loving kindness, gate of hell is so wide that it sometimes swings across of American political institutions. The effort of what to regard this as so much sentimental nonsense. All publicly that she would not be responsible for David's a sign that you are respectod, esteemed, beloved. theAxminster of the refined parlor and the ball-room are called the 'grand committees' of local Liberal asso t moral considerations aside, we are inclined to believe of the summer watering place. You have no right to pecuniary obligations. The poet of the village put Eat it, you are a favored mortal." Tuis.'is worse than oifttlons to put forward candidates of their own choice that the child's worst enemy is its mother. The con- take to the sound of music any posture that would be this last In rhyme, and David was vexed in soul, being the milk and water at the White House. Don't unbecoming in the absence ol music. Neither the for Parliament, Is persistently treated as analogous to trol of the father is bad enough, but that of the mother Chlckerlng grand of a city parlor nor the fiddle of a himself a musician, to hear bad little boys singing know, come to think of it, both are so bad there is no the American caucuB system. London Truth points infinitely worse. mountain picnic can consecrate that which God hath about the streets— choice. not consecrated. out that such Is not the case, but, as it says somewhat Let any one startled at thi3 suggestion think for a Dave Donald's left my bed and board, obsourely,' precisely the reverse.' Then it proceeds to moment before uttering the expected imprecation. And so on to the end, with gestures, stamps, facial These lew days, these few days ; The Arlington. define the American caucus'as consisting of^delegates The average mother is one who comes to that grave He went away of his own accord, and vocal changes. Among the guests last week were Colonel J. Mo from different electoral districts, who Impose candi- duty ignorant as as idiot. Brought up on novels and And ain't a coming home. He promises soon to give, in the public pulpit, the Oook, Hon. A. Alexander, Howard Carroll, Esq., and dates upon each of the districts represented.' " And taught to regard life as ended with the marriage I warn the town from trusting Dave, names of the leading men of New York who frequent These lew days, these few days ; Mr. and Mrs. Ole Bull. then the Timet proceeds to befuddle poor John Bull ceremony, her emotional nature Is cultivated until It faro banks, fast houses and wine-rooms. This will His little bills they'll have to shave, The elegant mansion promises additional advan- in an attempt to teach him what our caucus system overrides all judgment—supposing any to exist—and serve as an advertisement, but may end in a libel suit For he ain't a-oomlng home." tages and luxuries as a center of fashionable society,and means. It should have said that after dividing our she is without the slightest knowledge of the laws of or a nose pulling. This is but a sample of many verses, and to create a will be the headquarters of the refined and elegant people into two hostile camps, and cultivating the health, and cares less. He will need a city directory. diversion David went through all the stores and vol- portion of the transient visitors to Washington during deadliest hostility between the two, we have a process DeWitt, they all dewitt there in New York. Now, we put.it to a sensible man : Would he trust, unteered to sort over the old eggs, taking therefrom the coming season. called the caucus, which elevates small and dishonest such a specimen of humanity with the care of a fa- the spoiled ones, claiming to know these through a "Figaro cl, Figaro la." men Into responsible positions, for such suit the masses vorite horse, or any animal ? And yet the poor, help- dexterous shake that betrayed their inner quality. and serve the designing leaders. The caucus Is com- less bit of humanity, with all its delicate organiza- BTTLXER. On Friday night in Paris the Figaro's splendid In this way he collected quite a basketful of "decayed hotel was gorgeously decorated In honor of the foreign posed of men who make politics a business, and live tion, is given in implicit confidence to the keeping of A Paris paper says General Butler, the great Amer- hen fruit," as it is called in the village. Thus armed ican statesmen, who bombarded Fort Fisher and was commissioners to the great Exposition, and the cable on the smaller places or the pay the dishonest officials such. and equipped David stationed himself on the picket the hero of the Hamburg massacre in the great rebel- flashes throw the lights on a beautiful fete, suoh as allow them. All the bummers, drummers and loafers only Frenchmen can give. Even in the gayest of Result—over half the deaths are among children of line, as it were, hid by a picket fenoe, in sight ot hts lion, and has since been a senator from Massachu- engendered by drinking shops are collected to select tender age, and two thirds or three-iourths of the dis- setts in the American House of Representatives, the capitals such a brilliant ovation is rare; all the celeb late happy home, now blighted and forever lost to him, friend of Kearney and the intimate of Hayes, Is as re- rlties of the stage were present, and with all the candidates for the true camps to elect. That is all; eases afflicting civilized humanity may be traced to through au unfaithful wife and a proprietor of real markable for his wit as lor his courage. When chic and style of the entertainment the fascination of and let .John Bull, like Dogberry, get himself together the same cause. These blessed mothers of ours poison estate and steel-rimmed spectacles. "stumping" In California.—an expression whioh refers Bohemia, inseparable from the quill-driver's element, and thank God;that he Is rid of some knaves. For our tender stomachs with tea, coffee and wine, and to hts wooden leg—he was asked by a doctor in the lent its charm, and kept cff the alarming and stiffen- His watch was well rewarded In the appear- hotel In Chicago, "how many men he had killed in under this caucus, system and a worse civil servloe take us from one fit into fifty over meat that is swal- ing dignity which generally spoils suoh occasions. ance of the proprietor of land and spectacles, war." "Not more than you in peace, and besides it is Bernhardt, Chaumont, Granier, Heilbron, Gudic and we are going to the devil on a down grade without lowed before we have teeth to masticate it. We are emerging from his blighted home. The trou- your practice," replied the General, as he closed one all the other stars shone with a brilliancy barely sec brakes. born ot waists from which all healthy life had been eye and gazed pensively out of the other on his be- badour permitted the perfidious proprietor to draw wildered listeners. Our European readers, perhaps, ond to their splendor on the stage. Songs and reci- squeezed, and we are nursed Into another and better within short range, and then fired a hen product that need to be informed thai this habit of winking has tations, Imitations and various other lyric and dra " Benevolent Neutrality." matic treats were ireely Riven, while refreshments world, or into the misery of this, on all sorts ot super- took the amorous old gentleman between the eyes, procured the General the soubriquet of "Old Eye This is the term which Russia gives to her proposed stitions. Cock." were prof usely served, and the choicest wines enlivened knocking his steel-rimmed speotacles off, and so blind- the wit with their sparkle. position on the Anglo-Afghan question. She an- And would the lathers do better ? Not much. But nounces that the army of the trans-Caucasus will be ing him that he could not see his assailant. He In South Carolina Butler, when he "stumped," The Prince of Grange, the Marquis of Tanboy, reduced to a peace footing. This looks as-if diplo- one can find the paternal author ot a helpless child opened his mouth to protest in some profanity, when was followed by great crowds in red shirts, for the Count Zichy, and among the authors Sardou, Feuillet, willing to listen to the ordinary sanitary laws of General was a zealous opponent of the " gun shot Ponssaye and others were distinguishable. macy, alias prevarication, was being cunningly played another of the fixed ammunition entered that orifice to secure delays. healthy life. But never has suoh mother been found. policy," a term applicable to the " Ku-klux," which to his mental edifice, exploded and rendered him latter word3 signify in political slang men who In Bad I.uck. The Bear cannot be " benevolent" when his paw is To suggest to the fast named that she is injuring or hors du combat. caught " hen-roosters " at night. The first word was raised to clutch territory. destroying her child through bad diet and injurious taken from the note of alarm uttered by a turkey, and We sincerely sympathize with the Republican con- The betrayed and blighted being continued his as gressional committee. This unfortunate hearse of a dress is to commit an insult of the gravest sort, and the second, substituting the " k " lor the " c," is the Elections in France. sault before a gathering crowd, until the aged de cluck of a hen. At the railway stations In the South dead party, after begging, borrowing and st—beg par- such Interference is resented with a vim that would The last Sunday's elections In France indicate a, ceiver was covered with the spoiled product of the ern States the traveler is often astonfshed at the don—stipulating for all the money it oould scoop in, be amusing were its results not so melancholy. amount of chickens offered for sale by colored gentle- loses what little it had on hand by the failure of the thorough Republican triumph in January next. hen-house. Eleven departments, now represented by twenty-seven men who adopt that method ot making a livelihood, German American Savings Bank. Bob Ingersoll. The projectiles being exhausted, King David retired, attending the ballot by day and being " hen-roosters " Conservative senators, have been carried by the Re- by night. This is sad, and our tears flow to wash away the un- publican«, who, having lost not one department, have The severest attack we have seen on this witty un- amid cheers from the populace. His acouracy of aim happiness of the oommlttee. Alas! Poor Dollars! General Butler Is the descendant of a Huguenot Instead of going to furnish the slaughtered corpses of enough to secure a majority in the Senate of twelve or believer is the statement going the rounds to the effect was greatly admired, for only one projectile missed who settled in South Carolina, and of an Irish Pro- its mark and hit the town constable in the commis- negroes in the South, and additional cipher dispatches fifteen. that hi never corrects his children. On the contrary, testant who was wrecked on Plymouth Bock with from Samuel the Tilden, they go like things that were, Miles Standish, and survived to take part In the it is said that he keeps a well-filled pocketbook in an sary, while hurrying up to quiet the disturbance. but are not, and, like sweet thoughts in a dream, dis- AT A KECKNT Sunday school concert the superln battle of Bunker Hill, the dosing victory of theappea r into a vague sense of nothingness. tendent was talking about idols, when, to ascertain unlooked drawer, where his little ones go at will to. The proprietor of the real estate and late steel rim- American Revolution. med spectacles " skipped the town," as they say out Without further talk: It Is certain that the run of whether the children were understanding what be help themselves. luck on life's faro table is this season dead against the was saying, he asked, "Children, what is an idol?" All this means, if it means anything, that the West, and King David has many honors conferred Theoretical Bloodshed. Republican party. "Being lazy," was the loud and quick response of one oi the members of the juvenile class. blasphemous Bob regards this as the proper way to upon him. He is the hero of the hour and the hen- The Republican partisans, after exhausting the yard. shirt ot gore ; after vainly essaying to work up their Sutler's Chances. THE hotel boy had been Instructed, when he knocked rear children. labor in this fall campaign—a fallen campaign for From the best of sources—and we have none other— at Dean Stanley's door and beard the Inquiry, "Who'# The Infidel Ingersoll may have exceptional ohildren. ' An Unnatural Aunt. them—by financial begging; after begging in a sup- there 1" to reply, "The boy, my lord." The boy an- it is safe to predict the ultimate failure of Butler in If the little ones took their traits from the lather we We are all familiar with our uncle who takes our ple, suppliant style, all those e'f the "party" who were swered the first call with considerable trepidation, regarded as weak to stick by the old flag and appro- the gubernatorial contest of Massachusetts. We use and surprised the dean by a loud response to his ques- should say that unquestionably the children would be little valuables, but an aunt is something new. Here priation of spoils, have—as a last resort to win aid the term ultimate advisedly, for that we regard the tion, "The lord, my boy." remarkable; but as we agree with the bad Bob that from the un-voted States, rushed out a howl to the is an Instance, however, in New York; career of the great criminal statesman and lawyer ot LITTLE FBEDDIE was talking to his grandma, who the mother moulds all that the yputbful mind gets William O. Jackson, when nineteen years of age effect that the Democrats propose to unseat, or rather Essex depreciating towards the nadir of his sphere of was something of a skeptic. "Grandma, do you In 1864 went to live with Mrs. Anna M. Jackson, his to refuse to admit, the tew Republicans elected in the historical and political existence. belong to the Presbyterian church?" "No." "To torn birth, we doubt whether bold Bob's kids dliter States whose elections have already been held. materially from those of more commonplaoe people. uncle's widow, who Is about twenty years his senior. The opponents of Butler are the landed and the the Baptist?" "No." "To any church?" "Ns." He says that he fell in love with her, and that she This last war-whoop is very similar to the death- solid men of his State. No doubt Dennis Kearney, the " Well, grandma, don't you think it's about time to And how the pocketbook works may be estimated by promised to marry him. By the death oi his father song of the Sioux, as he feels the corpse-evaporating flannel-mouthed, will attribute Butler's defeat to his get in somewhere ?" the remark ninety-nine out of a hundred make on he became possessed of a legacy of about $40,000. This flames climbing up and about his lower base. The divorce from the Sand-iot party, as represented by money he gave to her, and she invested it In real es- CONSCIENTIOUS Greek professor, remonstrating with reading the statement: " What a wealthy man Bob Republican party dies with a war-whoop of death this him—the aioresald Denny—but the evldenoe proves sophomore for creating disturbance in the class-room, tate In her own name. After William had lived with fall, exasperated by desperation at the prospective that Dennis was lost along with Ben. The farmers Ingersoll must be to keep such a pocketbook." The his aunt about ten years she began to receive the at- lays his hand insinuatingly upon the refractory one's vista. and those who have landed property are dead-set shonlder and sayB: " My dear young man, the devil speaker knows that the average kid, knowing the tentions of Mr. Kichard M. Hunt. William objected The Democrats have no Intention to interfere or to against Butler, and it is sate to wager that he will be and a quarrel followed, and afterwards William sued defeated in his contest. has hold upon you!" power of money in the tatty and toy market, would go to recover his property. He was in May, 1876, in- affect those Republicans honestly elected. They could not do so if they desired. They would not dare to at- A MICHIGAN farmer who put a sign of "Spring- frequently, and empty the treasury every time. duced, as he says, by a renewed promise of marriage gun—keep away!" on his gate, found that all the to discontinue his suit, and gave Mrs. Jackson a lufi tempt it, as the nation is tired of legislative panels. And we would not give much for the good little boy Edison and (Das. tramps got over the fence further up and earns around release. She soon afterwards married Mr. Hunt, and by the back door. not open to the suspicion of such practice. The William Instituted a suit to set aside his release and The Coming Event. London gas stocks tumbled because of Edison's re- get back his property. Mrs. Hunt's defense is that ported success in domesticating the electric light. SAID a friend to a bookseller : "The book trade Is thoughtful little shaver who has reasons, and Is Already are the eyes of expectancy centered upon affected, I suppose, by the general depression. What she gave a full consideration for the release by the the prospective bulletin boards of the coming eleo The time which has elapsed since the Invention of the guided by a high sense of duty, is of use only as so conveyance of a mortgage and some lots in Jersey phonograph, without the fulfillment of any of the cap- kind of books feel it most?" "Pocketbooks," was the tions of Tuesday next. The Republican eye is somewhat laconic reply. much raw material tor an angel. City to WHliam. cast—downward; the Democratic is possessed of a tivating promises of its practioal utility, might have A child Instinctively feels that property is theft. It The case was on trial in the special term of the court merry twinkle of anticipated satisiaction; the Green- prevented the panic, if reflection and reason could GLADSTONE has made another speedy in whioh he ever control panic. W. H. Bishop, in his article en- asks the people to compare the alarming state of Sng- calls lor much experience, training and teaching to of common pleas. Mr. Jackson related his story backer skips around loosely with hope of a foothold iand now with the peaceful and plentiful look the- giving the history of his quarrels with his aunt, which on the solid groundwork of the country. titled "A Night with Edison," maintains that the oountry wore in 1873. fetch him up to a proper sense of the rights of owner- were begun after Hunt was regular in his visits and great inventor lacks the quality of utilizing his inven- ship as recognized by civilized humanity. When the had given defendant a diamond ring. Alter Jackson However it be, probabilities and all certainty tend to the faot that the Democrats will have a majority of tions because of bis redundant amountof imagination, NEVER be sure of winning a woman until ihe looks- little fellow wants anything he wants it, and wants it had begun his first suit and the deputy sheriff had bias at your rival. gone to serve an attachment, his aunt enticed him at least twenty in the next House. Their senatorial which runs off all the time after something new rather immediately, and his first impulse is to reach out and away from the officer, and when he was alone with horoscope Is of course not so strong, but is comple- than remain plodding out the uses ol the principles IF YOU want short sermons send YEAR MINISTER ft. mentary to the House power. he has already established. couple ol lat ducks Saturday night. 2 THE CAPITAL: NOVEMBER 3, 1878.

conversation waxed so warm that the gentlemen got This meter, so easy and style so simple, lent Itself CLOTHING. MEN, WOMEN AND THOUGHTS. down their rods and, going out on the" high baloony, to the Rov. E. Payson Hammond of evangelical fame, [From THE CAPITAL'S Standpoint.] began to make mo3t'v artistic and fanciful casts into In his wonderful poemof Eastern travel, Sketches of an imaginary pond in the court below and after im- Palestine—Descriptive of the Visit of the Rev. Edward What Makes a Marriage. aginary gilmon and foutl into the tranquil depths Payson Hammond to the Holy Land, etc. Boston, A groat fortuno was lost to seemlngly;iegitlmate below the files danclngljpdescended, as if on real trout Henry Hoyt. As a specimen of what we may oonsider DHI-A-BILjE BROS. heirs, and won by tho apparently unjustclalmabts, by and salmon errands. Presently one fly hung, then involuntary pirody it is admirable. Here Is the poeti- the latter showing in a hotel register the names of another, and a gurgling sound came up through the cal record of a bath In the Red Sea, which calls to their mother and the alleged father written down as dark. The three fishers who had hung a prize were mind the episode of Hiawatha and " the sturgeon, man and wife. That was enough to constitute a legal as excited on wine as on water, and they tugged to Nahma." It will be remembered that Nahma OVERCOAT DEPARTMENT, marriage, according to the court, which followed the land the fish. One seized a gaff and another a land- "darted upward,/ principle of the old Scotch law. Another noticeable in- ing net. A shriek came up from below, and the pull- " Flashing leaped into the sunshine. stance of unintentional marrying was that of a ing on the lines was frightful. " Reel in," cried Opened his great jaws and swallowed Both canoe and Hiawatha." frontiersman who gave an Indian otaief a pony for his everybody ; which they did, and at last hauled up Here is Edward Payson's aqueous episode : Northwest Corner Seventh and D Streets Northwest. pretty daughter, and when he had gotten tired of the their captive, a pretty, scared, blushiog young lady. " On his back one of the party , purchase, left the copper-oolored beauty for a second- After a most careful and minute examination they Sought to read within his Bible, hand prize to the next oomer, and married a pretty found an " artful dodger " in her boot, a "red spin- But the heavy swelling water Realizing the necessity for some marked improvement in style, quality and variety Yankee girl on the reputation of having found a sil- ner " lurking in the mazes of her skirts, and, still Q,ulckly turned him, roiled him over; ver mine. It turned out that the pretty Yankee And beneath the briny surface more shocking, "a. professor " clinging tightly round Went the Bible, wet entirely; in this line of goods, we have made an early start, carefully stiiHying the wants and tastes bride knew how to prospeot for silver, as well as for hus- her waist. The gentleman who officiated on the try- Edward, also, most unwisely, band, for in two years her husband died and left her ing occasion showed more patienoe than skill in trying Tried, while lying on the water, of our trade, and have now a selection of OVERCOATS that in all cardinal points sur- and her children three millions, which she was just First to see if he could read from to cut out the professor; but, taking It all round, their The American Presbyterian ; passes anything of the kind ever previously collected in any one house. beginning to enjoy with another husband, when up piscatorial adventure was a success, though not with- Like the doctor, he rolled over. steps a greasy-looking woman, whom to call ginger out its danger. And the jealous wife has determined Filled his eyes with bitter water, bread would have been base flattery. Spoiled the paper he was reading; not to go hunting again, lest she be herself caught. When their eyes had once done aching, "Who are you?" says the newly married widow, Loud they laughed at their endeavor." with that dignity which can only pervade finance. He throws Longfellow decidedly in the shade when " Your first husband's wife," says the other, in a A POST-PBANDIAl TAPEE OS PARODIES. he Informs us that— tone proudly conscious of a high quality of repartee; Not to gaze too suddenly from the heights of phi- " As they journeyed ever eastward "and these," she continued, parading two twins of a losophy to whioh we shall ascend, 1 will state, by way They observed their watches losing Day by day some twenty minutes; lighter shade than herself, " are his children and the of Indirect introduction, that Nature, as a general thing, should be seen in chunks from a tree-top, With this fact was taught a lesson heirs of all his money; so the sooner you git, as the E. embodied in some verses." pale lace says, the better lor us both." Saying which rather than from the dome of the Capitol. The For Hiawatha had no watch. OVERCOAT DEPARTMENT, soenery about Washington, for instance, becomes at- she placed the two twin papooses on the floor, and Parodies thon should be funny; and so they gene- tenuated when viewed from the dome. Descend that seated herself with tho air of one who had come to rally are, producing an involuntary muscular Illumi- fat man's fanoy and dowager's delight—the stair-path stay. And she did ; far the Supreme^Oourt decided nation of the countenance, ofttimes accompanied by te the dome—and look atNature and the-Smithsonian Northwest Corner Seventh and D Streets Northwest. that giving a girl a pony, and her taking it, was the spontaneous cachinnations. A good parody Is a Institute from the western front of the Capitol, and aocepted Indian marriage ceremony, and was good you will begin to realize what is meant by Nature in reputable poem on a drunk. At their best they are enough when there were no preachers about and the chunks. Taken on the half-shell, as it were, Nature exceedingly laugh-producing ; at their worst very In- Great care has been taken in the get-up of our OVERCOATS this season, trimmings parties were in a hurry to be happy. sipid. Whether good or bad, comparatively little is not only fresher, but more toothsome, or rather eye- and workmanship all being first class and of perfectly reliable quality, the finest and the In a oourt last week a hat-rack was brought, and on some, than a picture. effort is necessary to their composition. And the bet- the marble slab of the table part the court, jury, law- ter the parody the easier It is brought into form, whichj cheapest garment being equally well and substantially made. Every Overcoat in our yers, witnesses and crowd read this inscription in If it were possible for the painter, with consummate Is pretty conclusive evidence, 1 take It, that the black ink: art and tireless attention to details, to take the scalp parody man Is a genius. immense assortment has been well and thoroughly shrunk. To WHOM IT MAY COMCEKH : That is to say, that I, of Nature tor us, to the extent of a whole country, that We talk of the poet, 'iHis eye in fine frenzy roll- W. m. Armstrong, jr., of the olty of Brooklyn, and 1, were well and good. But'don't go into raptures over ing." Why not thus of the parodist? Behold him Adah E. Applegate, daughter of George Applegate, works of art, to the belittling of the rich and beauti- where he sits! He wages deadly warfare upon the of the same city, do solemnly swear and place our ful scenes which they counterfeit. If second-hand signature beiOre the All-Mighty God, and give our hoards of oare; his good pen couched in defense of rapture must be applied, let it be to the pictures, and consent, heart and hand, to be and live as husband the citadel of nonsense. As he pauses, the parodist, not to their great original. We don't want our trees, and wife, from this day henceforth, and abide by all to shake his fat sides, it drops inky tears of laughter the laws of the State of New York to the best of our and fountains, and rippling rills, and Washington upon the floor, the paper, his shirt bosom. He hears 9 knowledge. monuments, spread over a great stretch of oountry, Signed this 30th day of May, in the year of our in his mind's ear, which is not much above the usuaj like a small piece of butter to a thfck hunk of bread. Lord 1878 w. M. ARMSTRONG, JR. size, the silent gun, the gentle titter, the exhilarating ADAH E. APPLEGATE. It'fs only In highly blessed localities that we can grease the esthetic gullet with that sublime beauty laugh, the loud guifaw, as each titillating tit-bit is OVERCOAT DEPARTMENT, Witness: F. S. PACHARD. evolved and precipitated. At length he gives one Miss Applegate had said, in reply to Mr. Packard's which is necessary to the swallowing oi great reaches last, long, lingering, loud and lusty laugh as the questions, that she was of age, was not coerced, and ol scenery. But what has this to do with parodies ? final word fs written, affixes his pet nom de plume, and understood the meaning of the document. Next Mr. Look you, is not the before-mentioned dome-view the the parody stands complete and potential. Northwest Corner Seventh and D Streets Northwest. Armstrong said, In a grave whisper, to Miss Apple- very Boss Tweed of therepubllo of parodies—an ut- Parodies, it seems, have been of real use to litera- gate : " By the terms of this contract I take you to be terly cross-eyed travesty on the vast ocean, the bound- ture. In the controversy before squinted at La Motte Some idea may be formed of the extent and variety of our stock of OVERCOATS my lawful wife." Then she whispered to him: "By less prairie, the great mountain range? This I stolidly hold with a dogmatic shake of the head, not- oalls them "the oflsprlng of a dangerous spirit ot the terms of this contract 1 take you to be my lawful from the fact that there are some two hundred varieties, numbering about two thousand withstanding those' who condense their eulogy of ridicule and the malicious amusement of superficial husband." A kiss was given to seal the bargain. Washington scenery Into a rhapsody on the view from minds." . The case was before Justice Pratt, in the Kings five hundred overcoats, ranging in price from $50 down to go. Every style of home and the dome. Of course it is nice—nioer still In the com. "Were this true," retorts Fuzelier, "we ought to oounty supreme court, on a writ of habeas carpus] pany of sweet maidenhood, young man—to ascend to detest parodies; but we maintain that, far from con- foreign made goods are embraced, including medium and heavy weight Beaver and other sued out by Mr. Armstrong, who, in his petition, set the lookout of which we are speaking, and take tho verting virtue into paradox and degrading truth to forth that he was her lawful husband, and that his orthodox glance at Nature. ridicule, a parody will only strike at what Is chimeri- styles of smooth-face cloths, and everything new and desirable in Fur Beavers. wife, who was of lawful age, was restrained of her cal and false ; it is not a piece of buffoonery so much liberty by her father. The young woman told the Parodies ! Everybody has written these diverting as a critical exposition." This was said in reference justioe that she preferred to remain with her father, literary rag-tag, from Voltaire, with his counterfeit to dramatic parody. May it not also apply to the and that she was not restrained by him. The justice Osslan, to him who makes an advertisement more more light-winged kind? In their humble way they •questioned her in private, and then said it was clear palatable by a travesty on Exoelslor, or some piece are, In fact, decided auxiliaries to a rational system she was not restrained of her liberty. Look Through Our Overcoat Department. less popular with the merchant-parodist. of criticism. Colonel Robert Johnstone, the petitioner's attorney, • A familiar line or passage is often parodied at ran- 1 have called the parody a poem on the drunk. asked to have the young lady sworn. She trembled dom in ordinary conversation. This is well when it is Changing the figure somewhat, it may be called, In like a leaf in a breeze. She identified the contract, well done ; and, as with the pun, It Is generally well Its relations to criticism, an eye-opener. Aside from and said that when she signed it she supposed that it done when it Is not over-done. When our young their mirth-producing qualities, which are always to was only a promise to marry Armstrong at some Lothario gayly quotes from Sir John Suckling- be welcomed, parodies may show the young especially future time. Out upon it. I have loved "You've done it already; you are my wife now," that the beauty of a poem does not depend entirely Toree whole gals together, cried the husband. upon its rhyme and rhythm, though these should be And shall love a hundred more cultivated to their lyghest excellence, and going a "1 ain't," answered the alleged wife, bursting into It it prove fair weather— little further, that the worth of prose does not depend tears. Tailors and Who shall freeze him with a frown ? This Is what upon mere sound. Justioe Pratt dismissed the writ, in the midst of a recommends this species of conversational humor, Let us then foster it as an eye-opener, as a laugh- hot colloquy, and the case will come up in another that it has not become nauseatingly common. The promoter, as a body guard against that ghost ol true form; but all learned judges say that the slab is Northwest. Corner Seventh and D streets Northwest. fair and gallant ton ot this generation prefer to orltfcism which goes up and down, its hair a la Dun- sep29 3mos2 enough to make a married woman out of Miss Apple- travesty the poetry of motion in a promiscuous whirl of dreary, a swell-glass to itB eye, Mrs. Jarley's wax gate, apart from the consummation alleged by the legs and hug and sweat. That was shameful, to call works pointer in its hand. If need be, let us sacrifice husband. perspiration sweat; but pickle me the man in boiled even the " poem of our choice " upon the altar of tem- lead who sees more than graceless voluptuousness In The Pedagogue of Cranberry Gulch. perate, fresh, untrammeled criticism. For there are our modern social dance, generally speaking. Of The boys had burled their thirteenth teacher in the those who say the parody jars upon their sensibili- school-house graveyard kept for that purpose, for they course, gentle reader, your light fantastic toeing and mine are excepted. Who knows but the conversa- ties. The " lady-critic " already referred to belonged were a hard set, sons of miners, hunters, trappers, tional parody may yet reform all this. Here is a flae to this class perhaps. politicians and other hard characters, and thirty days field for the endeavors of the bankrupt punster. Let us cite the " curiosities " on this point: "The GUTTING, MAKING AND TRIMMING was a good long time for a teacher to last. numerous parodies of Hamlet's soliloquy were never A SPECIALTY, It was only the most desperate ones that staid that Isaac Disraeli, in the curiosities of literature, tells of made iH derision of that solemn monologue any more .8®~LARGE FOLDS OF CLOTH to select from, representing the principal cloth houses of New York, long and met their fate, for the rest generally were a blue-stocking who tried to keep her friends, a poet than the travesties of Virgil,' by Scarron and Cotton; Philadelphia and Baltimore, and direct from Europe. By this mode you SAVE FULLY ONE THIRD in the eost, with lull guarantee or CASH RETURNED. content with a broken arm, head or leg, and left with- and his parodist, from coming together, for fear they their authors were never so gayly mad as that. We out waiting for any serious difficulty with the boys. might emulate sweet bells jangled, and who was at have parodies on the Psalms by Luther; .Dodsley Tailor, 1111 Pa. Ave. Harry Fioty was a university man, who had been last surprised to find In each an admiration for his parodied the book of Chronicles." I will also In- JNOje3 tf5 . M. KEELER' , Artist some time in Nevada, and having bad luck, couldn't brother's special gift. " The lady critic had imagined stance the case of John Philips, who was sodevotod to do better than to leave digging and take to his educa- that the parody must necessarily be malicious ; and Milton, we are told, that he could trace all that au- LADIES' GOODS. LADIES' GOODS. In some oases, it is said, those on whom the parody' tion. He was pale, slender and scholarly looking, thor's olasslcal allusions to their source. Behold him has been performed have been of the same opinion." and the president of the board of trustees said to him in his Splendid Shilling coupling "a shilling, Euripides might well have been of that opinion when Madame B. Yan Reuth, sorrowfully, as he brushed a tear: " Mister, you may be breeches," in a line with the Miltonic "chimeras the parodies of Aristophanes had for the time sub book learned, but it take's more than that for a teacher dire." in the Cranberry Gulch school, as you will find. T£e merged his genius In Athenian laughter. 7I9 NEW 7I9 Did you ever hear a doting parent or friend make last teacher sleeps in yonder grave-yai"d; the one before Aristophanes, Cervantes, Pope, Swift, Fielding, 1 known a disposition to eat the baby? It is such a PREMIER MODISTE. him left an eye and one arm to show his incapacity; parodied. Wonder whether George Washington ever feeling that impels me If I.write some miserable bur- the one before was very much eaten by the eels when parodically took the starch out of decorum ? Wonder lesque on a beautiful poem. The lover is never more FALL AND WINTER STYLES, BEST SELECTION FROM EARLY IMPORTA- we found his body, and the three before him ran away how many of those who enjoy the oontents of the affectionate, a young female informs me, than when TION OF FALL STYLES. literary beer keg of; parody recogniz&its flavor of an- AT with only about four eyes and Bix legs between them. he says, " You're good enough to eat." How different tiquity. It has been held that what purports to be Our boys are rough, and don't stand no nonsense." from the language of the murderer, Othello, when DAVIS', Homer's Battle of the Frogs and Mice is but a parody NEWEST STYLES IN WEDDING TROSSEAUS, "Let me try," replied Harry mildly. "I'm weak, about to perpetrate a real murder: of that old gentleman. 719 MARKET SPACE, MORNING DRESSES and WALKING SUITS. but have a will. I'll open next Monday at 9 a. m." "Yet I'll not shed her blood, sep8-ly8 At eight Harry went down to the school-house with Dramatic parody, which is rather out of date, had Nor mar that whiter skin of hers than snow Cor. Eighth Street. the key m one hand and a valise In the other. its origin in Greece ; that of modern times in France. And smooth as monumental alabaster." Sixty scholars were loaflng around in a good, big " But it was too severe a touchstone for genius," says While Wordsworth, speaking of the one fair woman, UST RECEIVED FOUR OASES NEW STYLES MISS BELLE LUCAS, crowd to see what would turn up, while the undertaker Disraeli. " Racine, some say, smiled ; others say he makes use of the couplet: FELT WALKING HATS. Latest shapes in having just returned irom New York, desires to Inform Jfelt bonnets in all the most desirable colors, at her customers and the ladles generally that she is pre- stood near waiting for a job«. did not, when he saw Harlequin, in the language of " A creature not too bright and good lr>AVIS*. pared to üll all orders for " Beady to slope if he finds we are too much fori Titus to Berenice, declaiming on some ludicrous affair For human nature's dally food." By the same token, when a writer literarlly masti- HVTOVELTIES IN BLACK AND COLORED PROMENADE, RECEPTION AND EVENING him," whispered the big, bow-legged, cross-eyed bully to Columbine ; La Motte was very sore, and Voltaire DRESSES cates a poem into an unsightly conglomeration of IN fancy feathers, ornaments, &c., at of the school, a devilish looking chap, nineteen years and others shrunk away with a cry—from a parody. ^ DAVIS'. at the shortest notice; and callsthe attention of Dress- old. * * » Tuzelier collected some of these parodies; nonsensical nothingness, you may know that he is makers to her FRENCH TRIMMED PATTERNS. 903 Ninth street Northwest, The new teacher gazed pensively at the adjaoent and not unsklllfully defends their nature and their showing a savage delight for one of his favorites. ANCY RIBBONS IN PLAID, STRIPED object against the protest of La Motte." The author T. A. BLOTT. WASHINGTON, D. C. oc27-«3 grave-yard, opened the valise, took out three navy F and FLOWERED, very new and desirable, at sixes and a long bowie knife, whetted the latter on the just quoted fears that "a taste for parody will always DAVIS'. prevail." He wrote before people pasted Longfel- GOAL AND WOOD. Md'me De Courcey White, leg of his boot, cocked one of the former, and then t LAID SILKS AND VELVETS,, at said sweetly: low's monitory Excelsior in their hats, and when the P DAVIS'. chances for the production of such a poem as the H. A. CLARKE. JOHH T. Giva» (LATE OF LORD & TAYLOR'S, NEW YORK,) " King the bell and we'll have prayers." RINGES, TRIMMINGS AND BUTTONS, IN Raven might have been purchased for less than a The big bully whom he addrossod mildly obeyed. endless variety, at DAVIS'. continental larthlng. In the light of the parodies F " We will arrange the classes," he said mildly, as written on these poems alone his fears appear well Coal and Wood. FASHIONABLE DRESSMAKER, he cooked a revolver and walked down the room. grounded. And of the grand aggregate of parodies -VTOVELTIE3 IN NECKWEAR, at One after another the boys were examined and DAVIS'. Nos. 621 and 628 D Street N. W., over Mrs. Hunt's. who shall estimate the number? The newspaper has sep22-ly7 classed. He called the first class to recite in geogra- mobilized them, sending forth to do battle In behalf LAIN, HEMSTITCHED AND FANCY-COL- phy ; a whisper was heard behind him. Quick as of Momus an inestimable army of these poem-Puck's. P ORED HANDKERCHIFS, in great variety, at COLUMBIAN lightning the teacher wheeled and covered the offender CLARKE & GIVEN, very^owprices^t DAVIg% with a deadly aim as he spoke sternly for the first Of modern compositions of this kind the Rejected time: Addresses of James and Horace Smith have had a TTDIES' UNDERWEAR, BEST MAKES, AT "Don't do that again, for I never give a second WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN I i unusually low prices, at remarkable tenure of life and popularity. Barham, DAVIS'. BANK NOTE COMPANY, warning." he of the Ingoldsby Legends, parodied the burial of Recess time came, and the boys, very much cowed, Sir John Moore in a heartlessly scandalous manner : WOOD AND COAL. ITOCK OF ALL KINDS OF FANCY GOODS tf ent out on the play-ground. " Not a sous had he got, not a guinea or note, S' and notions complete, at One of them threw his ball in the air, and before It ' And he looked confoundedly flurried 908 Pennsylvania Avenue, started to desoend toward the catcher the new teacher As he bolted away without paying his shot, DAVIS', While the landlady after him hurried," Dally arriving, cargoes ol select ANTHRACITE struok It with a bullet, and from that time Harry and BITUMINOUS GOAL, for families, steam and Floty has kept school undisturbed. Etc. Bones ot the Rev. Charles Wolfe, what a sacri- manufacturing use. 719 Market Space, WASHINGTON, D. C. lege! The following Rejected National Hymn, from OC20-3t3 Corner Eighth street. Fish or Foul. the Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, was never seen in KINDLING AND COB» WOOD. The gay young English lords have to go to Scotland Emerson ; yet the words seem somehow to have COAL STANDARD—TON 2,240 lbs. We are prepared, with every facility, for to shoot and fish, and the assemblies of sportsmen ripened and dropped prematurely from the transcen- To the Ladies. are often mo3tSagreeable and entertaining. Sir Al- dentallst's vocabulary. Thus : Best Quality, Fair Prioes and Fair Dealing. bert Blank is especially popular in giving these sport- " Source immaterial of material naught, AN INDISPENSABLE TOILET ARTICLE. Engraving and Printing ing parties at his shooting box in Scotland, which is Focus of light infinitesimal, MADAME LEWENBERG'S PASTILLES DE more ol a castle than a cottage. But last month the Sum of all things by sleepless nature wrought, No. 424 TENTH STREET WEST, FLORENCE (WHITE & ROSEES) are unlike any wife of one of his guests became jealous of her hus- Of which abnormal man Is decimal. Between D and E streets north, other preparation. Used in the place of soap for the BANK NOTES, ^ONDS AND COMMERCIAL " Refract In prism immortal from the start BRANCH YARD, comor Twelfth and C streets face tfiey remove TAN, SUNBURN, etc., ani all IM- band's absence, and, after cogitating for several PURITY and GREASY appearance of the skin, im- sleepless nights on her lord's handsome face, and how To the stars blent Incipient on our flag, northwest. The beam transluoent neutrifylng death, nartinc a fresh, clear and very natural COMPLEX- well he must look in his shooting rig when he met DEPOT at Potomao Bridge, corner Maryland ave- ION As an ABSORBING POWDER they cannot WORK OF EVERY KIND, &O. And raise to immortality the rag." nue and Thirteen-and-a-half street. sep6tf8 be equaled in quality and purity. the rosy-cheeked lassies on ttlie wold " amang the The iollowlng is from an article, by J. Brander w R —Ladies troubled with paleness or sallowness heather," or "Down the bjrne, Davy'," &c., she Matthews, In the Galaxy, May, 1874 : win find MME. LEWENBERG'S ROSE POWDER WM. H. PHILIP, President. skipped for Scotland herself, thinking to surprise him " Alter a careful analysis of about two hundred and invaluable. Price, 60 cents, at Druggists and Per- GEO. T. JONES, Vice President. fifty parodies, current since 1870, It will be found that COKE DOWN TO 4 CENTS- fumers. __ mnai-ttt stalking other game than the ferra naturce—and shether e are ten ot Mr. Bret Harte's Jim, and twenty- JOHN W. WATERS, Secretary. __ did. five ol the Heathen Chinee; ten ot Jim Biudso, 40 BUSHELS DELIVERED FOR »2.10. M Dressmaking from Latest Parisian Styles. G. DOUGLAS, It was a beautiful moonllght;night, and Sir Albert thirty-five of the Raven, fifteen of Maud Muiler, CUTTING AND FITTING A SPECIALTY. twenty of the Charge of the Light Brigade, twenty of B-ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW,« and his gay companions at dinner were discussing the ' To be or not to be,' and fifty or more ot Excelsior, S T. Taylor's Patterns, System of Cutting, and GAS-LIGHT OFFICE, Journals, (Le Bon Ton, Le Mode Elegante and Revue CAPITAI. Offlee, Washington, D. O. comparative merits of the American split bamboo rod together with about sixty or seventy of miscellaneous de la Mode,) for sale. . and the English salmon rod, with the various intri- poems. But the poem most parodied is undoubtedly All Oases except Patenti Attended to. de30-tn Hiawatha; the meter is so easy and the style so a 411 and 413 Tenth street. mhl7-tts 1213 Pennsylvania avenue cate questions on files of different sorts. At last the simple that It lends itself to the perverter." 3 THE CAPITAL: NOVEMBER 3, 1878.

" SAPHIR'S » NEW YORK LETTER. Square—Lloda Deitz's Marcelle and CbarlesTborne's fronts and ties. Moreover, Signor Arditl leads the Fabrice. Had those two roles been differently cast 1 orchestra with his fingers encased In sombre kid. It LOTTEEIES. MISCELLANEOUS. do not think the play would have met with the suo- has been unusual, for one or two seasons, to do more Some Society JRnmors—Miss Edith May's Engagement oess It has. 1 am going again to see It simply on than carry a pair or light gloves in the hand on State GREATEST to Captain Kamiolph—Mr. Fred. Hay's Chance to go their account. The motive Is deficient In that no occasions, and there Is such a great saving that any DOUGLASS', ' on the Stage—An Offer Which he May, But Probably Frenchwoman could possibly be so sensitive as tbe gloves at all, white or black, In aotlve use, would be Will not Accept—The Proposed Successor toMonta' Baroness Is depicted as being to the fact of her hus- decidedly unwelcome. The Italian opera Is certainly NINTH AND F STREETS ( SENSATION band having another establishment.' The adaptor a good place to study the fashions. There were some gne—Anna Dickinson in New Tork—Beticence About would have done well to ohange the scene to New striking toilets at the last performance of Carmen, OF THE DAY. her Plans-She Will Say Nothing, But Talks About England ; ior instance, say a Massachusetts manu- notably one of a bluish grey silk, garnished with Dramatic Art and Artistes—Lotta and "LaOigale"— facturer who paid visits to.New York. Then we could satin, in bright, tartan plaid, which was arranged en H Theatrical Chat—"Carmen" and the Italian Opera- understand the woman's feelings and her son's de- revers about the corsage and.formed wide cutis. 0 sire to save her such a shock. But 4 Frenchwoman- At the first dinner of the Lotos Club this season Mr. 15,00' 0IN THfoE r $1. fc Mr. Croly's Retirement From the Graphic—White- no, that Is asking us to believe too much." Miss Whitelaw Reld oalled upon Mr. D. G. Croly for 1CJSHTXTCKT STATE LOTTERY, H law Beid's Repartee. Dickinson is looking somewhat thinner than last speech, saying that he was the only present example Which Draws November 15. 6 Ö (-Regular Correspondence of THE CAPITAL.) winter, but her complexion has a healthier tinge and of a metropolitan journalist who had "created " the NOTHING RISKED, NOTHING GAINED. < H her eye Is brighter. She does not seem any older SCHEME: X NEW YORK, November 1, 1878. paper of which he was editor, using the word In the 1 Prize of $15,000 is »15,000 than when 1 saw her in the first flush of her popularity There is a song that says, " It is not always May," sense of having established the journal, eto. Mr. 1 Prize of 8,000 is 8,000 H n delivering a discourse on some great political question 1 Prize of 5,00019 6,000 but In the light of current events we begin to think Or»ly, In a modest fepiy, said that he preferred on A id of the day, and throwing Infinite sarcasm Into her 2 Frizes of 2,600 are 5,000 that this assertion is a mistake, so far as the family of thatoccaslon to be something which the editor of the 2 Prizes of 1,000 are 2,000 0 H referenoe to the laws that excluded irom the ballot that name Is concerned. Since the time of the en- Tribune would not tail to understand—i. e., a cipher. 10 Prizes of 600 are 5,000 CD 0 "idiots, Indians and women!" Her apartments bt 50 Prizes of 100 are 6,000 gagement of Miss Carrie May to Mr. James Q-ordon Whereupon Mr. Reid, not to be outdone, said that H the Fifth Avenue hotel, whioh are on the same floor as 100 Prizes of 50 are 5,000 Bennett, an unfortunate episode In its results—i. e., even if Mr. Croly had his wish, no secret meaning 200 Prizes of 26 are 6,000 the Florences and the Raymonds, overlook the heart the notorious dual and Its provocation—the house of could be attached to him. These hits at the Tribune 600 Prizes ol 10 are 5,000 of the great city—Madison Square and the hotels and 1,000 Prizes of _____ which she is so fair a daughter has been brought Tilden expose set the table in a roar. Apropos, Mr. 5 are, 6,000 churches and mansions that stretoh far beyond, down 27 Approximation Priz'es amounting to 2^925 THE GREAT frequently before the public; and although that Croly's resignation as editor of the Graphic, just an to the East river, and far away, indeed, "beyond the young lady has herself at last succeeded in eluding nounced, has been reoeived with profound regret. 1,894 prizes amounting ,to «¡67 925 utmost purple rim." I remarked upon the view as the press vlgllauts, her brother and sister have had to Everything was amicable, but Mr. Croly, having been WHOLE TICKETS, $1. she stood there. " Yes, it Is very well for New York," in journalistic harness since '54, was desirous of rest- IBS' Address all Orders to our General Eastern Agents, pay the journalistic piper. It is no wonder they are WILLIAMSON & CO., 699 Broadway, New York! she said, " but then I have just come from the White conspicuous, for they are both remarkably handsome ing for a time. He was probably the dean of the New Mountains." CURATIVaug4-3m3 E CORSET. and popular in sooiety ; but their figuring in the pub- York editors, save Dana. A man of great fertility of The Kentuoky State Lottery has, during its exist- ideas and personally very popular, Mr. Croly oarries ence, paid more money in prizes than any lottery, do- llo prints seems almost like a fatality. They are, as it One of those French salutations, or pieces of Frenoh mestic or foreign, whose tickets are sold In this coun- were, predestine. Two reports have just afforded meat- slop, as you please, have been fashioned for Lotta in With him the esteem and regard of all who know him. try. No drawings have ever been postponed, and AT WIXO M ' S , and-drink lor the chatterers. One is that Miss Edith La Clgale, and she. has brought it out with eclat at Prizes have always been cashed, without deduction, SAPHIR. on presentation. We also desire to call particular at- 504 Ninth Street N. W., Red Front, May Is to be married and live abroad ; the other that the Park Theater, where her engagement ought to be tention to the fact that all correspondence with our CLIFTON FAMILY FLOUR AT $1.60 QUARTER Mr. Fred. May has received oilers to go upon the stage; prosperous, judging from present appearances. M. SEW BOOKS. firm is strictly private and confidential, and that we BARREL, and there are those who assert that, in the event of his M. Meilhac and Halevy are prolific authors, as is evi- will not, under any circumstances, publish the names HAMMERSMITH; HIS HARVARD DATS. By Mark of persons drawing Capital Prizes for the purpose of FLOUR, FLOUR, dent from the fact that no less than three of their acceptance, he would prove In time the successor of Sibley Severance. From Houghton, Osgood & Co., drawing custom to our lottery. FLOUR, FLOUR, the late H. J. Montague. The first-named report is productions are now being represented in New York— Boston, through William Ballantyne & Son. • O-Tbe drawings take place regularly every 15 days. Frou-Frou at the Fifth Avenue Theater, Carmen, for nov3-2t6* SIMMONS & DICKINSON, Managers. GRANULATED SUGAR 10 cents, unquestionably of a more solid character than the last. Mr. Severance has written this book—which will be 9 " Miss May is said to be certainly engaged to one Cap- which they furnished the libretto, at the Academy, found worth reading, notwithstanding its defects, by WHITE SUGAR tain Randolph, who changed his name of Mulllns to and now La Clgale, which Olive Logan has rescued all who love the memories of tbeir college days—upon YELLOW SUGAR that he now bears lor family , reasons intimately con- from the original French. Opinions may differ about the maxim, " Without a model, and without an ideal, TEAS, COFFEES, nected with the inheritance of property. It is very Miss Logan's abilities in general, but she certainly is no one can do well," and has accordingly fashioned TEAS, COFFEES, common abroad for wealthy people to make sure ol quite adequate to her present task, and she has fash- his work upon the stories of English university life, NEW YORK BUTTER, CHEESE, the perpetuation of their name by holding out a ioned the comedy so as to place Lotta's talents and with which our readers are no doubt familiar. 05lI9 NEW YORK BUTTER, CHEESE, golden bait; and indeed it Is not unknown here since Lotta's self in the strongest possible light. La Clgale Hammersmith, the hero—If a man who allows him- SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY TO WIN A NEW YORK BUTTER, CHEESE, FORTUNE. ELEVENTH GRAND DISTRI- Mr. Wright Sanford, one of our wealthiest bachelors is a very gossamer affair, the airiest of trifies, de- self to be blaokmalled by a firth-rate actress and an A SUGAR-CURED HAMS, old duffer of a sub-stage manager, and signs a note BUTION, 1878, at New Orleans, Tuesday, November pendent upon the pfersinality, the vivacity, the slap- SUGAR-CURED HAMS, and a pillar of the Union Club, furnishes an example which he can never pay, at the point of a pistol, can be 12 th. of the kind. Captain Randolph is an Irishman, but dash— bere-I-am-again—of the principal performers. called a here—is of the old, high-toned, arlstooratic LOUISIANA STATE LOTTERY C0MX SUGAR-CURED HAMS, he has lived a great deal on the continent, and it was The stoiy is conventional, and the heroine's elevation family of Hammersmiths, whose ancestors have been 1 his Institution was regularly incorporated by the BACON, SHOULDERS, at Dresden that he first met Miss May. Their ac to rank from a life in the circus "perfusshun" famous In the annals ot Harvard College for two hun- Legislature of the State for Educational and Char- BACON, SHOULDERS, dred years. A friend of ours, on reading this, threw itable purposes In 1868, with a capital of $1,000,000, to 100 BARRELS APPLES, $2 PER BARREL. quaintance then was slight, but, coming to this smacks of a hundred other personages with whom down the book in disgust, remarking, " That is a book which it has since added a reserve fund of $360.000. We Keep Everything to be Found in a First-class oountry, he presented himself as a suitor, and won her theatric merry-go-round has acquainted us. But written by a snob lor the entertainment ot flunkies." ITS GRAND SINGLE NUMBER DISTRIBU- Grocery Cheaper than the Cheopcst. hand this summer at Saratoga. Miss May Is a beau- some originality in treatment Is all that one can ex- TION will take place monthly on the second Tuesday. While this remark is somewhat harsh and unjust, it It never scales or postpones. Look at the following tiful girl—a brunette, with dark eyes, finely moulded pect, and certainly " the farcical conceit oi La Clgale is nevertheless true that Hammersmith is no true distribution: 0. B. WIXOM & CO., features and figure, and Hps that form a cupid's bow. has novelty in point of dialogue, which is smart, rat- type of the American student. Families in America, Capital prize, $30,000. 100,000 tickets at $2 each. as is affirmed and maintained by statisticians, die out nrintb IV. tling and full of the rather shallow, but frequently Half tickets, $1. apu-tfa It will be remembered that she was rescued from the in two hundred years at the furthest. Wealth, how- amusing, vivacity with which Olive Logan knows LIST OF PRIZES. yacht Mohawk, at the time Commodore G-arner and ever great, is squandered, and position, however high, 1 Capital Prize $30,000 A. H. PIOKRELL, Pres. J. W. DEEBLE, Sec others met their death off Stapleton. Her preserver how to garnish her theme, whether she is writing a is lost, as a rule, long before any such time elapses. 1 Capital Prize 10,000 was Mr. Louis Montant, and, as was natural under Paris " letter" or fixing over a French play for the Hammersmith, then, is not a type; he is an exception, 1 Capital Prize 5,000 POTOMAC INSURANCE COMPANY as far at least as birth and breeding are concerned. such romantic conditions, it was soon after stated that American market. Lotta had a hearty greeting when 2 Prizes of $2500 6,000 6 Prizes of 1000 6,000 of Georgetown, D, C. ,, .. Our hero, however, is _a bold, liank, manly sort of a they were engaged. This had, however, no founda- 20 Prizes of 600 10,000 Having been appointed Washington Agent for the. she was carried on in the short blue gauze skirts ol fellow, standing well in bis classes, first class in the 100 PrizeB of 100 10,000 tion in fact, if well-informed persons may be believed; La Cigale, a poor little circus performer, who had literary societies, arid among the foremost in the above well-known and reliable Company, I can be and, at all events, the death a year or so ago of Mr. 200 Prizes of 50 10,000 found at my office, 1339 F street n. w., daily between been found In the woods by an artist and his friend, boating and cricket clubs, to which latter the student 600 Prizes of 40 10,000 the hours of 9 a. m. and 4 p. m., prepared to renew old Montant, who was one of the most deservedly popular . . . • , , , ,,. • of nowadays, in the East, seems to devote his best 1000 Prizes of 10 10,000 Polloies and take risks upon property of every descrip- young gentlemen in sooiety, would leave Miss May having run away from the Imperial Circus to escape horns and most earnest attention. We follow him APPRi IXIMATION PRIZES: tion- JOHN H. CASSIN, Agent. the attentions of the manager and clown, the Her- through his four years of study and play, moping or oot6-2mo4 free to bestow her hand upon whoever was so lortu- love-making, and find much in his career, and 9 Approximation Prizes or $300 2,700 cules and the Lightning Calculator, who presently ap- 9 Approximation Prizes of 200 1,800 nate as to win it. That Captain Randolph Is the find much to amuse and entertain; a great deal, In- pear In their war paint. Naturally, La. Clgale takes deed, that Is common to every student In every col- 9 Approximation Prizes of 100 900 YELATI'S favored individual is infinitely to his credit. " God Is lege in the land. Kindly to the artist, depleted by Mr. Fred. Robinson, in 1867 Prizes, amounting to $110,400 good to the Irish!" goes the saying. a blonde wig and with an air of youthful gayety that One Tufton is the low villain o! tbe piece. He seems to have been educated as bar-keeper and black- Responsible corresponding agents wanted at all Celebrated Caramels Mr. Fred. May held a position in the Jafirays' sits heavily upon his middle age. Artist loves an- leg, and to have turned his attention to roping In and prominent points, to whom a liberal compensation will be paid. Application for rates to clubs should CANNOT BE "BEAT IN THIS COUNTRY. Broadway establishment at the time of his chastise- other—beautllul, heartless, Parisian coquette, whom running green students from the rural districts; young men with more money than brains or experi- only be made to the Home Office in New Orleans. 60 CENTS PER POUND. ment of Gordon Bennett and the events that fol- everybody else loves, at least all the men—poor Cigale ence are his special "lays," as the thieves say. His Write, clearly stating full address, lor further infor Central establishment 620 Ninth street northwest. lowed, but either withdrew from it or resigned it by perceives It, but winks, shuffles the cards and waits; assistant in this nefarious business is a pretty, bright, matlon, or send orders to Branch stores 707 Thirteenth street northwest and 513 request. Since then he has not been in business, al- before she has waited long, is proclaimed a long-lost, but treacherous young woman, who is, by night, the M. A. DAUPHIN, Seventh street northwest. Importer of Pure Olive Oil second walking lady in a Boston theater, and by day P. O. Box 692, New Orleans, Louisiana, and Maccaronl. oc20-ly7 though he has earnestly sought for a position. It Is strawberry-marked heiress; reiuses the reiterated walks into the affections and pockets money of un- Or to H. Xi. PLUM, not so easy a matter to find one in these times, and offer of the Imperial circus to return to its fold; departs sophisticated students. 319 Broadway, New York. ti. IX DES FOSSE'S Mr. May is now, it is understood, on the point of to her palatial home, where her aunt has been expect- Tufton gives little suppers, at which something is All our grand extraordinary Drawings are under the F FRENCH BASEST. departing ior Arizona in quest of his fortune. It was ing her for some years; wears beautiful white satin eaten and a great deal Is drank, and all this paid for supervision and management of Gens. G. T. BEAU (Established 1869.) put of what he gains by swindling the Harvard REGARD and JUBAL A. EARLY. ocl3 4t4 18 YEARS OF INCREASING SUCCESS. in consequence of this uncertainty In his affairs that gown, powdered wig—why ? since the period Is of to- students. FELIX DESFOSSE, a proposition was made him to go upon the stage. It day—lunny business with embroidery, gets up and There Is a sweet little lady, a genuine little woman, MEDICAL. The well known and only real French Baker in Wash- was a very tempting oiler, indeed, and promised, if puts tbe needle through fi ame, and then goes to the the daughter of a professor, and with her our hero Is ington, is now at No. 2012 H street N. W., where he has in love. His ieeling for the fascinating actress Is only greater facilities than before for the manufacture ol accepted, immediate pecuniary results ; but Mr. May other side and pulls it through; dances can-can with what Is called an infatuation; and so Is John Breese a the best French and American bread. declared that he would not entertain such an idea for young viscount, who is presented to her as a suitor for classmate of Hammersmith, a mighty student and a FRENOH BREAD A SPECIALTY. a moment. It is reported, however, that the matter her hand; he, too, loves Parisian coquette, sings comic mighty man ot muscle from Cincinnati, and a self- N. B.—French Bread is recommended for persons oi made man, one who has worked his way up, pays his delicate health, especially for those suflerlng lrom will be pressed, and, who knows, the young gentle- songs and performs walk-arounds with the manager of own way, and does not traoe his family back tor two H HELMBOLD'S dyspepsia. Beware of Imitations. sep8-ly8 man may change his mind. Between Arizona and the imperial circus, who has introduced himself Into hundred years, or any number of years for that mat- ter. John Breese looses his heart to Nellie Darby, Compound Fluid Extract doubtful prospects and a trial before the footlights, palatial residence; saves artist from drowning; pitches I but Nellie loves the man with a lineage, and a rich Dr. James B. Hodgkin, with the certainty of at least a good salary, lew would into- beautiful Parisian coquette, who Is in the same [old uncle, Hammersmith, a retired China merchant. —OF— hesitate. Mr. May's personal advantages are great. boat; b. P. c. calls her a little circus performer; con- So Breese takes the blue-devils badly, enlists, goes off to war, gets hit with a fragment of a ¿hell, and dies at JE» He is tall, and of at once sinewy and elegant propor- sternation oi viscount and papa. Third act, many last In the hospital and in the arms of Nellie, who in tions. His leatures are regular, • and his Iresh pictures done by Olgale's artist. Enter Cigale, who the meantime has married Hammersmith and a villa canna buokle to the viscount, and has run away with on the Hudson. John Breeso is a noble character, ucliu< No. 935 Pa. ave., Washington, D. C. colored, handsome face is graced by a silky brown and our author found it necessary to kill him In order moustache. He has been well educated, Is an athlete the idea of rejoining the imperial circus, if the worst to be rid of a sort of an oddity among his assortment to some extent, is brave, young and has the prestige comes to the worst, but wants her portrait painted first of Harvard students. A SPECIFIC REMEDY for all Diseases of the Professor of Dental Mechanism and Metallurgy, Balti- of figuring in a sensational case, In which, surely, by her favorite artist. Betore he can execute this The descriptions of the foot-ball matches, the college Urinary Organs—Non-retention or incontinence of more College of Dental Surgery. marl7-lyl nothing but credit can attach to him. Were he to go hellish purpose they come to an understanding. She club rivalries and the boatraces between Harvard and Urine ; Irritation, Inflammation or Ulceration of the Yale, as well as the scenes from society life in Cam- upon the stage he would be as certain of contempora- finds that he has gotten over the Parisian coquette Bladder and Kidneys, Stone in the Bladder, Gravel bridge, are well written, natural and very entertain- orBrickdust Deposit, Brlght's Disease, Milky Dis- 0. TAYLOR H0LTZCLAW, neous human interest as ever Montague, Rlgnold or and loves her; aunt beams consent—general joy. Such ing. The book is too voluminous and In parts tedious, charges and all Diseases of the Bladder, Kidneys or Capoul, and when there was a May matinee the is the living skeleton, so to speak, of Lotta's circus In but to those who look back to the days when they Prostate Gland, whether affecting Male, Female or fondly imagined they were preparing to move the Child. BUILDER, house would be so full of women, armed with bou La Clgale. Put with it, to carry out the metaphor, world on a new and Improved plan it will be welcome, quets and billet-doux that he would wonder how he the fat woman of her performance, and it is unques- for it will remind them of many happy hours and FOR WEAKNESS arising from excesses or dlssl pleasing illusions. could once have thought of the far, far West. Ari- tionably entertaining. Lotta seemed in better health patlon, attended with some ot the following symptoms. Ohio Avenue, bet. Twelfth & Thirteenth Streets N. W. Nervous Debility, Loss of Memory, Indisposition to zona, none the less, might afford, in the end, a more and spirits than when last here, and it was Impossible MKMOIR OF WM. F. BARTLETT. By Francis Winthrop Exertion or Business, Shortness of Breath, Tremb- honest satisfaction than the world, the stage and the not to laugh at her droll grimaces, her pranks, and Palfrey. From Houghton, Osgood & Co., Boston, ling, Troubled with Thoughts of Disease, Dimness ot WASHINGTON, D. C. febS-lyB through Wm. Ballantyne & ¡son. diables roses, who buy matinee seats and send around the quaint and piquant delivery she gives to some of Vision, Pains in the Back, Chest and Head, Rush of Memoirs are generally dull reading, abounding as Blood to the Head, Skin Eruptions, Pale Counte- a bunch of violets to the stage door, with the written the speeches put In the mouth of the little circus waif. they do in the common-places, and often filled, as they nance and Dry Skin. „ARTIFICIAL EYES. request that the bright particular star will oblige 1 doubt very much if any of our actresses, save Lotta, are, with fulsome praise. This book, however, is the story of the life ot one of the younger heroes of the II. H. HEHPLEB, Optician, could make La Cigale palatable, but it is exactly In IF THESE SYMPTOMS are allowed to go on very " an admirer " by putting it in his Albert frock before rebellion, and. though written by the friendly hand of frequently Epileptic Fits and Consumption follow. he saunters gracefully on. her way. She is well supported, particularly by Mr. one of General Bartlett's old comrades in arms, is fairly When the constitution becomes affected with organic sep-29^1y7 453 Pa. ave., cor. Four-and-a-half st Clement D. Balnbridge, who is clever, despite his too lree from these objectionable features. There is no weakness It requires the aid ol an Invigorating medi- While witnessing Mme. Von Stamwitz's amatory praise of him whbse deeds are pictured here at the cine to strengthen and tone up the system, which obvious lmltationof Sothern's Dundreary. The friends ANTED.—You to know that a first-class second- transports as Messallna, at the Broadway Theater the expense ot those with whom lie served ; no pulling HELMBOLD'S BUCHU does in every case. hand suit is better and cheaper than a common of that favorite comedian, by the way, have been down of others that he may appear exalted by com- W other night, 1 thought I recognized a familiar figure, new one. Buy at " JUSTH'S old stand," No. 819 somewhat alarmed by the reports of his serious illness, parison, as in certain other memoirs of men no more D street n. w., or at Branch Store, 442 Ninth street n. seated in one of the lower stage boxes,: her face gallant and deserving of honor than young Bartlett cabled from England. No advices have been re- HELMBOLD'S BUCHU w. N. B.—Very good prices paid for first- class seoond - shielded by her band, gloved in a strawoolored kid. was. In lact it may' be justly claimed that whoever hand clothing. Notes by mail promptly attended to. ceived, however, other than those which have been faithfully does his duty in his sphere, bravely and un- Presently the lady turned her face towards the au selfishly, is entitled to all honor. HAS NO EQUAL in diseases peoullar to lemales. mar21-tf4 published. It is announced that his physicians de Chronic Inflammation of the Uterus and all complaints dlenee, who were blushing lor the Roman empress, mand his retirement from the stage for six months, in General Bartlett was, as were many others who at- Incident to the sex. and I saw that it was, as I thought, Anna Dickinson tained to distinction In our late struggle for national J. L. SMITHMEYER & CO.. which case we shall not see him at the Park Theater who has emerged from her retreat in NOW Jersey, and unity, at the beginning oi the war a sympathizer ABCHITECT8, about Christmas time—worse luok. with the Soutb. He was not a Massachusetts Yan- is living at the Filth Avenue Hotel, spending her days HELMBOLD'S BUCHU NO. 708 FIFTEENTH STREET, BETWEEN G kee Abolitionist. In January, 1861, he declared that AND NEW YORK AVENUE. in writing on a play, and her evenings, as a rule, In Mme. Yon Stamwitz has appeared as Leah, which "the demands of theSouth were just; she demanded IS UNEQ.UALED by any remedy known. It Is pre- febl8-tft studying the acting at the theaters. This does not only her rights under the Constitution;" and when scribed by the most eminent physicians all over the is not as pictorial as her Messallna, and therefore not the question of war presented itself he said: "It look very much as though she had " given up the world to be used after confinement, and all enfeebled as attractive. This aotress, If you will excuse the vul- would be rather fighting against my principles, since constitutions of both sexes and constitutions. LIVEBY STABLES. stage forever," as a paragraph now going the rounds garism, travels professionally on her shape. Her I have stuck up for the South all along. We shall announces; but candor oompels me to state that when, see." And when the Southerners fired on the na- A. B. KKYEB. efforts as Leah are more honest, doubtless, than as tional flag we did "see" young Bartlett buckle on his 1. L. SMITH. on visiting her, 1 asked If it was true that she was Messallna, but she suffers by comparison with Jan sword and lead his company to the war which ended Dyspepsia or Indigestion, about to return to the lecture platform, she refused to auschek, who gives the curse with tremendous force In the preservation of the Union at the sacrlfloe of his own life. HEADACHE, Pain in the Shoulders, Cough, Dizzi- Commit herself, and said, with an unmistakable eva- and Telocity. George S. Knight, a dialect comedian ness, Sour Stomach, Eructations, Bad Taste In the eion: "1 have Seen Mistress Ward and Mme. Mod- General Bartlett was successively promoted to the Mouth, Palpitation of the Heart, Pain in the Region KLE3YBS db Co. follows in a play after the Fritz pattern, and next colonelcy of a Massachusetts regiment and commis- jeska and Mother and Son, and I have been to Wal- of the Kidneys, and a thousand other painful symp- week, too, we shall have the Williamsons, whose sioned brigadier and brevet major general. He dis- toms are the offspring of Dyspepsia. lack's and to the Broadway." Talk about players Struck Oil gushes forth perpetually. At Wallaok's, tinguished himself in many actions, notably at the storm ing of Port Hudson, at Ball's Bluff, and at the and plays she was willing enough to do; but not a where they are getting up a semi-centennial benefit affair ot the Crater, in front of Petersburg. word could be gotten out ol her apropos of her own for the veteran John Gilbert, that actor is now to be He was brave to a fault, and no danger, hardship or HELMBOLD'S BUCHU COACHES, plans. Beyond the faot that she intended remaining seen as Sir Anthony Absolute In the Rivals, one of suffering seemed to dampen his ardor. He lost his left INVIGORATES the Stomach, stimulates the torpid leg at the siege of Yorktown; was shot In the right in town lor perhaps a week longer, she kept her future his fine old mellow performances; none better. Old liver, Bowels and Kidneys to healthy action in cleans- foot and in the arm, which was saved with great dif- ing the Blood of all impurities and imparting new a sealed book, which it would have taken a very dar- Comedy will give place presently to a play called ficulty, at Port. Hudson; was shot In the head at the life and vigor to the whole system. OPEN BRETTS, ing band to attempt to open after Anna Dickinson Our Club, (Le Club,) which is something of a success battle of the Wilderness, and finally captured, to be A single trial will be quite sufficient to convince the locked up (what was left of him) in the rebel prison most hesitating of its valuable remedial properties. had firmly olosed her lips, with just enough determi- In England, and a drama by James Steele Maokaye at the Crater. nation to indicate that when she won't she won't, you is also on the stocks there. Mother and Son has but AU men—that is to say, all males of the human may depend on't. I could not help a little pity for a short time moreto live at the Union Square Theater, kind that are real men—are brave; but this young man Price, $1 per -Bottle, or Six for $5, LIGHT WAGONS, the gentlemen whose matrimonial oilers she is re- seems to have been exceptionally brave; in short, to be where Bronsoa Howard's Lillian, rechristened The entitled to rank as among "the bravest of the brave." puted to havd returned a polite " No;" how fully and Banker's Daughter, is underlined for speedy repre- A great French marshal said, "Some men fight be- awfully General Butler and Whitelaw Reid must sentation, with Miss Sara Jewett, who has been rather cause of pride; some because of a sense of duty; some H. T. HELMBOLD, SADDLE HORSES, have realized that she had " made up her mind." because of Insensibility to danger." Judging lrom under a cloud of late, as the heroine. At Booth's an extracts taken from General Bartlett's journal, up to However, although Miss Dickinson was not disposed indifferent opera bouffe company have been giving the time he lost his leg at Yorktown, he did not real- Proprietor, to be communicative regarding herself, the conversa- Jeanne, Jeannette et Jeanneton, a pleasing work, new ize that he was in danger. Aiter that he seems to DOUBLE and SINGLE BUGGIES tion turned fluently enough upon the dramas. She Is have had a realizing sense ot the perils of war, and to to us, but without too much success. One ot the have looked continually to God for protection. His TEMPLE OF PHARMACY, an unerring critic, and places Artistes in exactly the prima donnas, a M'lle. Zelie Weil, from the Bouffes pride of character and sense ol duty seem, however, to position which belongB to them. Therefore I was not Parlslens, is attractive, however, and knows how to have been so strong that he was perfectly cool, calm and collected under the most trying ordeals. 830 Chestnut Street, and all other vehicles promptly furnished. surprised to hear from her that she was not favorably do equivocal things with more chic than vulgarity. "All men are brave until they are hit," says a impressed with Miss Genevieve Ward's attempt to She can lay claim to no good looks save the beaute du critic. Yes, and this young general was an example PHILADELPHIA. realize the Queen Katherlne of Shakspeare. " Kath- iiablc, but she quite outshone every one else on the ot. high courage both before and after being hit, and that many times. erine," she said, In her strong, virile, emphatic way stage. The Italian opera relies, and not unwisely, JOHN F. HENRY, CURRAN & 00,, r- Orders left at the Arlington Hotel or at th* General Bartlett was a Democrat before the war, " was not only a queen, but the daughter of a king, upon Carmen, whioh has had two additional represen- and remained one after its close. He is one of the NEW YORK AGENTS. and therefore one would expect real dignity from tations thla week, and will have another on Monday, many gallant soldiers who understood and opposed her—not shrewishness. Moreover, she neither died General Grant's election to a second term. Or this pending Mme. Gerster's expected entree on Wednes- gentleman he said: "I am not to be counted on to go SOLD E VER Y WHERE. Stable, day or night, will receive prompt attention. of palsy nor extreme old age." day, three weeks from the date originally assigned lor for Grant, if that means, as 1 fear it does, blind alle oc20-ly2 Miss Dickinson said that Mme. Modjeska's art, as her entree. She is being feted by her compatriots, glance to the group of politicians under whose control General Grant has unfortunately placed himself, and art, was admirable, but that she did not have the the Hungarians, who ought to be very proud just whose solicitude seems to be greater for the Republi- OSWEGO Close Carriages for wedding calls and receptions. effect upon her that a human being would. She now, for De Murska is here now singing every sun- can party than for the welfare of the country." seemed so splrituelle and unreal. "An Undine?" I day like a christian, and Romenyl, the violinist, will Again, in advocating the nomination of Charles Francis Adams as against General Grant, he says: "Deep Rock" Water suggested. "Yes," she said. "Once and awhile shortly arrive. " Just think of having a gentleman, as well as a CURES LIVER AND KIDNEY COMPLAINTS. Nym Crinkle says a good thing, and when he com- One question uppermost in the minds of the "swells" statesman, for President again." Order ONE DOZEN (only $1.25 per dozen for the Boarding and Livery Stable» pared Modjeska to one of those gossamer-like skele- j Altogether the life oi General Bartlett is well worth water) and give it a trial. Call for it at the drug stores who visit the opera just now is, Shall black gloves be carelul reading. His example Is one which the Amer- or restaurants, and go home refreshed. Let It be your ton leaves he had an Inspiration. Mother and Son worn? Several Englishmen who are here have in- ican may study to advantage, and the book, which morning tonic. It will drive away chronic disease and AT WILLARD'S HOTEL STABLES, does not strike me as at all a remarkable play, but troduced this fashion, and present paws as black as consists of A lair, brief record of his short but brilliant build up weak constitutions. contains two fine personations as given at the Union career, should find a ready sale and numerous readers „ O. 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Pope? And can that conduct be more ness of printing blank-books, oards, bill heads, in ad- command of General Pope, to hold the dition to which they published a dally paper, and the MINOR NOTES. THE CAPITAL pithily epitomized than, as McClellan puts petition alleged that they published the newspaper enemy in check until McClellan's forces and are ' manufacturers of Books, cards, bill-heads,' it in his suggestive dispatch to, Hallack, &c., and the court says,' though It is not necessary to could come to the rescue. So Wendell Phillips does stalk WlVSHISIßTON CITY. August 29, "to leave Pope, to .get oat of de,clde that the printing and publishing of a daily The enemy was quick to see the advan- Butler's throng to lie at; newspaper is manufacturing in the strict sense of the his scrape ?" If a man's own words indicate law, yet my brother judges have expressed the opin- tage given him. He could reach and over- His financial scheme, like »11 his talk his motives and line of action a' key is fur- ion that it would be, and I am Inclined to the same whelm Pope's little army before McClellan Is nothing else but fiat. SUNDAY Ä0BNIK6 SOVEMBEE 8, 1878. conviction.' It will be observed that the decision Is nished to McClellan's operations, and when placed upon the ground of the bankrupt being manu- could reach the field, and when that re- facturers of books, bill-heads, &c., and in this respect markable specimen of an American Napo- THE CAPITAL has a Larger we hear Porter'« statement, VI was not they were undoubtedly within the meaning of tho act. THE Treasury Department is furiously loyal to Pope; I was loyal to McClellan," Having come to this conclusion, the court further say leon did arrive he would find our capital in agitated over the question of kid gloves. John Sher- Circulation, both Local and by Mail, it is not necessary to decide that the publishing of a man has been so roughly handled without gloves that and "Tell Morrell to halt his division; I newspaper is manufacturing within the strict sense of possession of the Confederates. than all the Other Sunday Papers of the question impresses itself upon him as of more Im- don't care a d if I don't get there in the law, but express the opinion ' that it would be.' We have seen how a blunder of Lee's Washington Combined. No more weight can be given to this solitary oase than portance than it Is. time," we can understand why he didn't to any other. defeated the adroit design. When he obey the order to start for Bristoe at 1 " We have already stated the proposition that every reached Pope's little army, instead of over- I • Contributors will please i emember branch ol industry which converts any material or whelming him with superior numbers, the GAIL HAMILTON says the bloody shirt o'clock on the night of the 27th, and why he substance Into useful commodities, strictly speaking, was buried, but that " as sure as there is a God in thai we do not undertake to return rejected laid upon his arms all day of the 29th, come under the term manufactures, and in that sense model West Pointer, the pink of Virginia manuscripts. And no contribution will be a newspaper or a painting would be included. But heaven we are drawing on to a swift and stern resur- with the sound of a furious battle raging we are ol the opinion that this 18 not the strict sense gentility, lost three days, when on every rection of it." We suppose when that draped base is paid for unless on a bargain made in ad of the statute, which only includes those Industries hour hung an empire, in sending Jackson presented to the public alter the resurrection it raay upon his right, and why he refused to obey which commonly pass under that designation. This vance. By bearing these facts inmind much the explicit 4:30 order to push into action is an important distinction; for while all employments on a circuitous route, through Thoroughfare be called one of the stern realities of life. annoyance will be saved. rest upon the same faculty In man to labor, to com- at once upon the rebel left. bine and to mould the refractory elements of matter, Gap, to the rear of Pope. common usage and the conveiiience.of society have He had made up his mind " to leave Pope given a limited significance to the word. The rule This gave McClellan's forces time to come MR. GEORGE HILL, JR., of Georgetown, JOHN PORTER AN» X'CLEUUI. to get out of his scrape." already adverted- to for the Interpretation of statute up, and when they did the positions were rushes into print and fires oil a card at us. George Perhaps it was all well enough to give law limits its import to the sense in whlchlt is usually says he has lived here all his life. To be sure he has. received. Now, no definition of the word manufac- reversed, and by a quick, bold move the John Porter a new trial, or rehearing, or turer has ever included the publisher of a weekly news- Confederates could have been destroyed in But wo mildly suggest that he need not be so violent board of inquiry, or whatever the protracted OUR CASE AGAIN. paper, and the common understanding of mankind detail. about it. No one ever disputed tho melancholy fact. We republish in to-day's issue the able excludes it. You may say, by analogy, or reason from We certainly never did, and never dreamed of doing meeting at Governor's Island may happen, the nature of things, that it is; and so you may do the' But McClellan would not move. He in military parlance, to be called. There is opinion of the District supreme court, in the same thing with anybody who labors blmself or em- so. And George threatens to pull out on us sundry ploys others. But surely a bankrupt law is not to would not co-operate with Pope. The de- records of the State Department and the War Depart- a principle sctnewhere laid down in the bankruptcy case of Hill vs. THE CAPITAL be expanded to cover every employment. It was, by Publishing Company, that we take from the express terms, limited to certain classes, who are des- mands of the Government, the strange and ment, look you. Well, do BO, George. Try the State civil law thltfe you furnish a rogue rope ignated by names well known In the business-world. unexpected opening for a deadly blow to- and the War, and then you might drop in at the Inte- enough he will invariably hang himself, report of our neighbor, the National Repub- The husbandman prepares the soil, the inventor his I rior, or any other Department, save the Post-Offlce. lican. It was our intent to give the opinion models, the orator his address, for whiclrhe receives the enemy, were all unheeded. He sought and the principle has its application in the $200 a night; the lawyer makes his brief, for which he to fasten a quarrel on his rival and ruin We will wager a year's subscription to our family and pending investigation. Probably it was not in full, but have been up to this time una- scaroely gets enough; the physician formulates his moral journal against a North Pacific bond that ble to procure it for that purpose. prescription, and so on through all the divisions of him, let other consequences be what they George will not trouble the Post-Offlce Department expected that matters would take their labor and industry. By these means man acquires a may, like two dogs fighting over a bone While the opinion is able, it is not ex certain mastery and is furnished with inestimable re- much. Eh, George, jr.? And we will do more. We present tendency, as the Administration sults. So of the newspaper. It has grown within a while thieves are robbing, the house. will publish in THE CAPITAL all that George finds, with characteristic stupidity, had taken haustive. The part of the law applied to us century into the most popular vehicle for the spread of Information. Its rigor and lnfiuenoe are felt in In proof of this we have published the with the greatest pleasure imaginable. So lose no the course which would throw every chance is gwasi-criminal, intended to protect credi- every household. Indeed, it may be called the peo time, old fellow. In favor of the accused, and without any tors froi® the abuse of privileges and prac- pie's storehouse of intelligence. It claims to be an hurried and anxious telegrams from Wash- institution, and even our statesmen, with great com- ington to McClellan at Alexandria, and It is a little absurd, but we cannot help It—we feel apparent purpose of securing a fair and im- tices allowed, through custom, to traders placency, have denominated It the fourth estate. It with them his insolent and contemptuous sorry for George; we do Indeed. We ottered in court partial investigation. Nobody would ob- and manufacturers in the ordinary cotirseof does not come within the popular meaning of the term a bond, signed by two of the best citizens In the Dis- manufacture, unless, Indeed, when its contents are replies. He would not send a man nor an ject to a fair hearing; but the Government, their business. .. The credit allowed through slenderly endowed with the truth, or when its articles trict, pledging ourselves to pay George all that he appear to be made out of whole cloth. It gives em- ounce of ammunition to the support of claimed, provided he proved the claim to be just. in order to secure this, first carefully pro custom can be misused, and to control and ployment to printing-presses, and types, and editors, ceeds to disarm itself entirely from protect- punish such, an arbitrary power is given to and yet in the whole history of newspapers, from the Pope, although he knew that, unsupported, But he preferred rushing us Into the bankrupt court, punish the delinquent. The maker of close of the seventeenth century, this word of manu- thousands of better men would be slaugh- and now, stranded on the curbstone outside, he makes ing itself in the course it had taken with facturer has never been applied to them. Nor is the mouths at us. In his blind fury he calls the eminent reference to the court-martial sixteen years white paper furnished a journal can no term appropriated to them or by them in the whole I tered, and although even to his dull brain range of English literature. No author has ever sol must have come the fact that a sudden chief justice "venerable." Old George calls the ago. The board is not a legally constituted more take advantage of this stringent used it, and It is never so applied by any statute or deadly blow would end, there and then, the Hon. David Cartter, who Is in the prime of life, "ven- tribunal, with authority to summon wit- enactment than can a contributor of arti- by any authority, except by way of an opinion in the erable !" Did you ever ? solitary case from Utah. All ol the judges who heard terrible fratricidal war. nesses, and the Government has provided cles; for in Doth cases, when such creditors the case are of opinion that the alleged bankrupt cor- accept promissory notes, they accept such on poration is not a manufacturer within the meaning oil The spirit that animated the mock Na- no way by which a single individual can be the bankrupt act, and not admissible to bankrupt "DONN PIATT says that the Republican party is the compelled to appearand testify in its behalf. the character of the publisher or editor, andl proceedings, except the chief justice. We are unani- poleon moved his subordinates. Franklin organized rascality of the country; that the Demo- mous in holding that the petition is defective In form, could not be got out of Alexandria, while cratic party Is the organized ignorance of the country, As a matter of course the accused would not on the customs of trade, and to attempt! for the reason that it does not allege that the promis- and that the Nationals are 'the fellows who don't a vindictive punishment under this law is sory notes therein mentioned were the commercial Porter said he did not care a damn whether like It.'" » have no trouble in obtaining the attendance paper of the alleged bankrupt, made or passed in its of those who were ready and willing to to subject one's self to ridicule. alleged business of a manufacturer. This, however, he arrived in time to aid Pope or not. The This is quoted with evident relish by the Greenback may be the subject of amendment, and for that pur- key to his conduct is found in the remark organ at Terre Haute. But it is not accurate. Piatt help him out of a bad scrape, and it may Let us suppose, for example, that our pose we sustain the demurrer, with leave to the peti- said the Democratic party is the organized Ignorance that he was not true to Pope, ho was of the oountry, the •Republican party its organized have been supposed that when this was handsome Chief Justice, David Cartter—and tioner to amend as he may be advised. We have, how- rascality, and the Greenback (National) party is ever, deolded the question that the corporation is not true to McClellan. The poor, shallow-pated made up of the fellows who are In debt and don't want done, and all that could be said on that may his shadow, ample as it is, never be liable to be adjudged a bankrupt; so that, after the formal corrections are made, there will be no necessity! soldier! He could not see beyond his little to pay; and they he believed were in the majority.— side had been said, and when the recorder less—sits to Vinnie Ream-Hoxie or Clarke for a rehearing of the case, and the final judgment of] Cincinnati Commercial. was called upon to answer if he had any- Mills for a counterfeit presentment of his the court will be to sustain the demurrer and dismiss! West Point leadership, and the republic the petition." might fall in ruins about him, so that he If we are worth quoting at all we are worth quoting thing to offer in behalf of the Government, distinguished head. This is a violent pre correctly, \yhat we did say, and are prepared to say that officer would reply that he had nothing, sumption; yet-it will do. The Chief Justice, proved his loyalty to a military failure and again, Is that while we regard the Democratic party and so the case would go by default. m payment of the work, gives his certain a political fraud, who now quietly leaves as the organized ignorance of the country, and the promissory notes, payable in thirty, sixty him to his fate. Republican party the organized rascality, the Na- Fortunately, however, for the cause of THE TOPOGRAPHICAL DODGE: Now, after sixteen years have buried the tionals are made up of gentlemen pecuniarily embar- and ninety days, with the accompanying To appreciate the gravity and extent of rassed, who do not like it. truth and justice, there had been a reckon- sense of peril and the feeling of indignant three days of—what the Chief Justice does the offense committed by Fitz John Porter We can add what we said at Kenton, that the Dem- ing without hosts, and Major Gardiner turns not possess—grace. Well, His Honor fails wrong, when time has obliterated much of out to be a person who knows his duty, and one must take a wider view of the situation ocrat is a man who believes In a name and hopes for to meet these commercial obligations. Does the evidence a court can use, one of the an office; the Republican is one who wants legislation is not afraid to perform it. The more the than that found in orders, dark nights, bad His Honor venture to assert that the hand- guilty clique, who was cashiered when all to fill his pockets, while the National looks to Govern- affair of 1862 is stirred up, the more clearly roads and woods in which the lion was said ment to relieve him of the servitude of unj ust debt, in some Hoxie or the monstrous Mills could to have lurked. should should been shot, instead of seeking it appears that John Porter was only, as it declare him a manufacturer or trader be- the charitable shelter of obscurity and for- the same manner that the same Government violated were, a reflected light. The great luminary It is West Point, and not Fitz John Por- getfulness, stirs up the event once national faith in striking violently through the quar- cause of those bonds that so troubled antine of the Constitution to knock the shackles from was that marvel of inefficiency, the com- Agrippa and the American people, called ter, that is on trial—not before a commission more in a so-called rehearing. One mander-in-chief of the army of the Potomac, made up of West Pointers, but the public, the limbs of negroes. promises to pay? And if so, what does His of the means sought to throw doubt It wife individual ownership In the one case; It Is George B. McClellan. The animus of this Honor manufacture ? judgments out of that whose opinion forms the judgment and upon a just verdict is found in a top- man pervaded his subordinates. When he class ownership in the other. We are owned by bond- rawest of all raw material—his brain?—are awards the punishment. ographical consideration of the battle- holders, bankers, railroad magnates and monopolized telegraphed to the Secretary of War, " If I they to be measured by the prices paid? The late civil war brought out promi- field as it appears to-day. This is a cun- corporations, that, banded together, make a class far save this army now, I tell you plainly that And can a receiver be appointed to continue nently the painful fact that everything is ningly devised pretense at fairness. What more cruel, exacting'and greedy than the late slave- I owe no thanks to you, or to any other per- the business for the benefit of the two-penny taught at this national institution except earthly service that could be, except to con- owners of the South. sons in Washington, who have done your stone-cutters called artists ? patriotism. We are stating that which is fuse, no one can make out. A country for a Old Thad. Stevens, one of the two great men pro„ best to sacrifice this army," if General Jack- not abuse, but what the graduates pride long time occupied by armies, as that about duced by Pennsylvania—Jere Black being the other, son had been President, or Grant, some- Go to—the. supposition shocks our sense and considering the locality they may be considered themselves most upon. They are taught Bull Run was, has its military roads for casualties—eloquent old Thad. said, when speaking body would haye been court-martialed and of propriety. and trained to be soldiers, not citizens. No military convenience, that are entirely dif- Our sense of propriety is not easily shocked. of Ossawatomie Brown, that there were times when shot, aind the proceeding would have com- West Pointer, if true to his teachings, ever ferent from those of service in time of peace individual effort leaped out in advance ot the events mended itself to all those with any idea of The supposition is violent and extreme; votes. It is not his duty to exercise that to the traffic and intercourse of the same that animated the motive, like military discipline. But Mr. Lincoln was yet it is good and convincing. noble privilege upon which the republic locality. Indeed, after the first year of oc- "The warning gun too amiable and kind-hearted for such se- The vindictive character of this provision rests. The most prominent of these, in pub- cupation n<3t only were the old roads de- That startles the deep ere the combat's begun." verity, and he swallowed the insult, when of the law is nowhere better illustrated than lic estimation—a man a venal party took up And In like manner we have the moneyed class stroyed, but the fences went with them, alarmed by utterances such as ours, that will fairly he ought to have exterminated its author. in this very case. It is a matter of record and made President—never voted but once, and through the open country troops that we offered tnis manufacturer of manilla deafen them after awhile, for a storm is gathering The Harrison Landing letter, also, was and then the ticket of the organization marched and wagons and artillery were- destined to drown out the rats while it purifies the envelopes and twine for the House of Rep- calculated to impress the public with the in deadly antagonism to the one that sup- moved in any direction officers in com- atmosphere. resentatives— a very Brown transaction— idea that its writer was the man who alone ported him. So free was he of all taint of mand designated. ample security for the claim he preferred, understood the exigencies of the occasion, citizenship that he openly held himself •CARL SCHURZ provided he would take the ordinary course Since then those military roads have dis- is claimed as the eloquent and, although that stunning document was ready to receive the nomination of any party advocate, who, defeating Goss and Sayler, carried and prove the justice of his demand. appeared, and the old highways have been •dated "from the brink of eternity," a chance that saw fit to use his war record as a plat- Ohio for the Republicans. Instead of accepting this fair offer, he form. resumed, and the operations of the armies, This reminds us, as the latefaceUons Mr. Lincoln remained of slipping over the " brink" into under this dodge of the defense, are sought the presidential chair—a catastrophe that rushed into the court of bankruptcy, in used to say, of a little story that Tom Hamer of Ohio To be a true soldier, in the estimation of to be confined to them. Thus it was that was wont to tell, of a case he had where a man was came too near realization to be joked about, search of a vindictive punishment. West Point, one must be modeled on the We know why. He had not only his own the lawyers for Fitz John sought to confuse charged with hog stealing. The case was clearly •even at this remote period of time. European plan, and be a mere instrument that most important testimony given by proven, and when It went to the jury Tom was Again, Pope's address to the army of-Vir- ugly feelings to gratify, but was instigated to execute orders. The discipline demands indisposed to say a word: to that course by certain parties, one espe- General A. Saunders Piatt. He marched, ginia,upon assuming command,doubtlessin" slavish obedience, in which patriotic im- he said, on the twenty-eighth, through a ' Don't give It up, don't give It up," whispered his cially, who' has accumulated a handsome pulse, private opinion and all the responsi- [client. furiated McClellan. That address advocated dense woods, under command of General 1 fortune out of a charitable institution, and bilities of a citizen are so many obstacles in But I can say nothing," replied the poor attorney. solid, pig-headed fighting. This was a new Porter, to a point on the flank of the enemy, 1 But you must. Get up and yowl—holler, holler, idea in war to our young Napoleon. His they boasted openly upon the streets that the way of success. they would put an end to our journal. where he saw the battle raging not two man, or I'm lost, and 1 won't pay you a d—d cent." mode of procedure was illustrated at York- This works satisfactorily sb far as the of- hundred yards from where he halted. Thus instigated, Tom rose gravely and astonished town. There, with an army of 100,000 men, Life is too short, and our feelings too pre- fice is concerned, but it is so offensive to the court by a grave dissertation on the law of Forci- cious, to waste either upon such people; While waiting to have his brigade ordered he sat down to a regular siege. Behind the American character, impulse and opinion into this fight he suddenly received, orders ble entry Detainer. Then,' turning to his jury, he but we have a duty to perform, and certain gave them a discourse on the nature and habits of rebel works was Magruder with 7,000 men. that no man American born will submit to' to retreat, which he did, until satisfied that Magruder staid there as long as he wanted facts, that are of record, to publish here- hogs. He called attention to the prohibition of God, the degradation accorded the private. We Porter did not intend to fight, when, of his through Moses, of hog meat as an article of food. He to, when he simply picked up his hat and after, that will end the career of the gentle- have now the ludicrous spectacle of five men who sought to destroy us. It is not the own accord and without orders, he returned told, how our Savior put the devil that afflicted the walked off, probably whistling "Dixie" all privates to one officer, and, at the rate West to the field. poor man into the swine, and the swine ran down' a way up to Williamsburg. Up to this time first time in the history of criminals that Point graduates its aristocrats, ere long we The attorney for the defense puzzled the steep place and were drowned. Tom asserted, how- the young Napoleon did not know that a guillotines and gallows served to execute shall have five offioers to- one private. ever, that all were not drowned, but some escaping, their inventors and builders. soldier by showing him the only road upon u war was going on ; for in that great State When the late war broke upon us, with gradually extended the breed of damned hogs— for," paper which he gave to a listening world WHAT' IS A NEWSPAPER ?—THB OFCLIFLON OF THE DIS- 1 the map that led in the designated direc- said Tom, " If they are possessed of the devil they TRICT SUPREME COURT—THB "CAPITAL" COMPANY our Government entirely unprepared for tion, and that could not by any possibility must be damned"—until all the hogs of earth had from Harrison's Landing he made this . VICTORIOUS. the deadly contest, to the amazement of the lead him to the flank of Jackson's army. devils in them. startling announcement: "This rebellion The case ol THE CAPITAL Publishing Company was before the supreme cojurt of this District yesterday and people over half, and the best half of West Of course the military road along which he Let any man owning a corn-field or a garden has assumed the character of war." What a final decree given, the epinlon being prepared and Point, joined the insurgents. They who patch answer," demanded Hamer. "Is there a character it had assumed before this date he delivered by Justice McArthur. The origin of the marched his brigade has been abandoned cause was a petition in bankruptcy, filed June 14,1877, remained on the side of the republic were and disappeared, and the country road since fence that will turn a damned hog, gentlemen ot the does not state.. by George Hill, jr., claiming to be a heavy creditor, model soldiers, and, with a few exceptions, jury? I say not one. It will find a hole if there is to have the company declared bankrupt. An answer resumed is the one for Fitz John Porter's one; if not, it will make one. It rattles down bars Between, therefore, incompetency, in- was put in by the oompany, and then the petitioning obeyed no patriotic impulse. In lieu..of this forlorn hope. creditor obtained leave to amend his original petition and lifts gates oil their hinges. I have known hogs subordination, ambition and anger the com- by striking out the word "trader" and inserting they obeyed orders. Their aristocratic train- climb fences; yes, gentlemen, clamber up and fall mander-in-chief of the army of the Potomac "manufacturer" in lieu thereof. As amended the ing made them sympathize with the aristo- down, but always fall on the garden side. The devil petition charged that the oompany, on the 28th day of Now it is about time for Bald Mountain, was a brilliant success, in carrying things April, 1877, being a manufacturer, omitted to pay cer- cratic slave-owners of the South; and if a teaches them anatomy, gentlemen, for who ever heard just so far as to occasion sure disaster with- tain promissory notes, &c. The company demurred few were Democrats, such as McClellan and in N orth Carolina, to wake up and do a little shaking. of a hog falling on his snout ? He always comes down on the ground that it was not a manufacturer in the If Bald Mountain don't assert itself, and vindloate on his rump, with a grunt; that is a mingled expres- out making himself prominently responsi- meaning ol the bankrupt aot, and therefore not capa- his generals, they were so because that was native eruptions or shaking, we shall be disappointed ble for the result. ble of being deol&red bankrupt, and that the petition the party of the South. We who served as sion of surpr lse and satisfaction. When a damned of the appellaiTt was defective, for the reason that it What will become of us if home industries are not en hog—remeiLber, gentlemen, that 1 quote scripture ; I The situation at Washington in the sum- nowhere alleged that the promissory notes referred to ] volunteers remember well the utter and un- couraged ? We learn that the disturbances of Vesu- in it were the commercial paper ot the company, made - am not profane—when, 1 say, a damned hoggets unde mer of 1862 is thus portrayed in Draper's or passed in the course of Its business as a manufac- covered contempt with which the officers put vius continue, but scientific men there say it will your buggy he does not run out of the way like a sen- History of the Civil War: "Though there turer. In delivering the opinion His Honor says: over us regarded Abolitionists and Union probably be some time before an eruption occurs. The sible christian animal; he, on the contrary, goes to was never purer patriotism than that which "The point was raised on the argument that the men. And this was not confined to the Dem- eruption will probably be confined to an overflow of backing and getting under every leg of the horse and demurrer admitted the company was a manufacturer. ocrats of West Point, but all West Pointers, molten lava, and' accompanied by those disasters wheel of the buggy, until the one is broken and the animated the soldiers of the army of the But in determining this point we may properly look which marked the years 1854,1861 and 1872. An ob- Potomac, that army had been brought, at the act of incorporation thus referred to In the peti- With these facts before us we can readily other thrown down. Now, gentlemen, 1 put it to you: tion. The certificate of incorporation describes the servatory on the summit, under charge of Prof. Pal- suppose my client did kill, under the mistaken notion through the influence of officers who sur- object of the company in the following words: To understand and appreciate the low, mean mier!, keeps accurate notice of all phenomena. carry on the business of printing and publishing a quarrel and conduct of certain officers in that they were his, six of those creatures denounoed rounded Gfeneral McClellan, into a most newspaper called THE CAPITAL, and all business con by the Almighty and damned by Jesus, Is he to be dangerous condition—dangerous to the best nected therewith, and such other business as apper- command of our forces before Washington, held up as a malefactor and punished by Imprison- tains to the printing and publishing of a newspaper. GAIL HAMILTON admits that the bloody for which one officer was cashiered, when ment? But 1 deny, gentlemen, that it has been interests of the nation—of having a wish of The first question raised upon the demurrer is whether shirt was buried, but says it will be dug up again. the oompany Is a manufacturer within the meaning of proven. He Is Innocent. The prosecuting attorney its own, and that wish in opposition to the all ought to have been shot. This sweet-tempered girl does not seem to know that the bankrupt act. Words in a statute are to be taken smiles. It is a swinish smile, gentlemen, and makes convictions of the Government. In armies in their ordinary and familiar signification, and re this process deodorizes ; that when one comes In con- General McClellan had made a disgrace- me ashamed of him." . it is but a short step from the possession of gard is to be had to their general and popular use. tact with that obnoxious but pretty little creature The court will presume that they were used to express ful and disastrous failure on the James, and Hamer sat down with a round ot applause from the a wish to the expression of a will. Perhaps their meaning in oommon usage. Keeping in mind oalled a skunk, there is but one sort of relief, and that this rule of interpretation, we can determine the it became necessary to recall him and his Is to bury the clothing. After the digging up, theD, bucolic bystanders, while his client winked at the jury, at no period of the war were thoughtful judicial construction to be placed upon the word forces. The Government feared to leave jya due course ot legal forms the jury retired, and soon men more deeply alarmed for the future of ' manufacturer' when it is used In the bankrupt act. decent people will not have to wear clothes-pins on There can., be no doubt but the word ' manufacturer' him, and he feared to remain, where he was. their noses, for the worst part of the bloody shirt is its returned with a verdict of "not guilty." the nation than when they heard of the 'was used In the statute in the limited sense in which To extricate his huge army, and so release foul odor. . ' . '••-. " Well, I'll be d—d as well as the hogs," exclaimed it is commonly understood." restoration of McClellan to command, and the Confederate forces, put the national Ham^r, "if I can understand it." recognized the unmistakable constraint Alter speaking of the industries to which the diction- IN ANOTHER COLUMN will be found a crit- " You can't, eh ?" responded the hog thief; "well, aries and writers on politioal economy limit this term, capital in peril, for it left General Lee to 1 can. Eleven of the jury had some of the baoon." under which the Government had acted." and the work ol artists and sculptors, he says: icism, In the character of a biography, of the career of strike at a point made almost defenseless The Hon. Carl was very eloquent on the financial Does not the whole conduct of McClellan " A newspaper Is not regarded as a manufacturer the great criminal lawyer and statesman of Massachu- any more tnan a painter—an editor as little so as an by the demands of McClellan. The best setts. It is interesting reading, and while It may not issues of the eanvass, but the money contributed by show that his single purpose was not to artist. We have been referred to the matter of Kenyon that could be done was to be altogether what we and many of our readers in- the national banks and officeholders secured the ver- render any assistance whatever to General and Fenton, decided by the supreme oourtof Utah." It gather all the dict. was a oase where the bankrupt carried on the busi- I available troops, and put them under the dorse, will be Instructive. 5 THE CAPITAL: NOVEMBER 3, 1878.

THE PRAYER now heard so often through- LATEST BY TELEGRAPH. DRUGGISTS sell Coal Economizer. out the land, uttered In spirit If not in words, of "Oh! LOCAL ITEMS. DIE». Lord, take care of the rich, for the poor can beg," BILLIARDS forty cents an hour atSeaton Hall. i.Ji°oJ?EyjY-~;Pn Ule afternoon of November 2, Abatement of fellow Fever. THE FOLLOWING correspondence will explain itself. .51}Eeter Donnelly, aged 42years. Notice of funeral seems to be embarrassed by oertain stringent laws NEW ORLEANS, November 2.—In addition to the Mr. Ward Is entitled to the thanks of the community EICHMOND Gem Cigarettes are the best, ln Monday's papers. » forbidding the poor to beg. Thus we learn from an eight deaths irom yellow lever yesterday, ten deaths for showing up the diseased milk farms, and the body puffs them. Ever}' English exchange that a Mr. Raynor Wood of Man- from other causes are reported. The mercury last health officer's report shows that the milk supplied by night went to forty-six, and a light trost is reported. him is pure and unadulterated: chester, England, whose same should go down to BROWNING'S BITTERS will cure dyspepsia, indiges- BAYOU SARA, LA., Novembers —Last night brought WASHINGTON, D. C„ October 25, 1878. tion and oonstlpation. For sale by the druggists. posterity as the exemplification of an idiot, with the a heavy frost-, and ice was formed. The yellow lever Smith Townshend, M. ©., Health Officer. W. R. DEAR SIR : I am going to make my weekly visit of SPEARE, smallest type of Orange head, either through lore of quarantine was raised. Tbe Best notoriety, religious hatred or natural foolishness, had WINONA, MISS., November 2.—A heavy black frost inspection among our dairy farms in the country for Clothing in the market of all grades is at Eoman fell and Ice was formed last night. We have had to this week to-day, and would be glad to have you ac- Cox's, 507 Seventh street. two nuns, " Little Sisters of Charity," arrested while date twenty-one cases of yellow fever and seven deaths. company me, in order that you may see what our UNDERTAKER, - collecting money for charitable objects. These poor MOBILE, AIA., November.!.—Quarantine restric- farmers consider a sure preventive of pleuro-pneu. monia, or "lung disease," which is now so prevaieht Groceries. women were Imprisoned a whole night. When taken tions have been removed against all places. < CHATTANOOGA, TENN., November 2.—Two cases of among dairy cows furnishing milk to this city, viz: The finest assortment of general and fanoy groceries 04.0 F Street northwest, •before a magistrate next morning the Sisters were a system of thorough cleanliness and comfort lor the in the First ward can be found at Daly's, 2110 H yellow fever for the twenty-four hours ending at 4 p. street. It is a mistaken idea whloh prevails among instantly set at liberty. The virtue of alms-glTlng m. Refugees continue to crowd in. and the troops re- cows, and an intelligent supervision of an intelligent [FORMERLY WITH R. F. HARVEY.J owner in every department of the dairy, late and many that it is neoessary to go down town to procure may be considered as belonging to no creed or sect turned to the barracks to day. Several mills give the best groceries. At Daly's one can procure every- notice of opentng Monday. earl). He who gives, diminishing from his own store, feels We have yet to have a single sick cow, although we thing in the grocery line at the lowest prices. We ad- Burial Caskets of all Grades and Styles. NEW ORLEANS. November 2.—The following tele- vise our readers to call at 2110 H street berore pur- the glow of self-sacriilce. There is a famous story, at- graphic correspondence has taken place: have an average of from thirty-five to forty cows on chasing. each farm, and have been established about four tributed to Elwes, the Suffolk miser, who, listening to WASHINGTON, D. 0., NOV. 1, 1878. To the Howard Association, New Orleans, La.: years. I will call at your office for you by half- BODIES EMBALMED AND PREPARED a charity sermon, said to the clergyman: "So well FOR OVERCOATS, dress or business suits, and gent's While continued demands for aid are received at past nine this a. m., with my horse and buggy. If you furnishings ol all grades and styles, very oheap, go to did you Bet forth the blessings of charity that I have the North from New Orleans, we cannot understand will go 1 may be able to give you some information on Homan & Cox's, 507 Seventh street. »FOR TRANSPORTATION. almost made up my mind to beg myself." Those peo- the repeated statements that the Howard Associa- the way down, and point out some infected Cow sta- bles in the vicinity of this city. LOTS AND GRAVES FURNISHED tion, with large funds, has ceased giving relief. Please Steamed Oysters. IN ANT ple who iavor stringent legislation, generally the advise me how this is. Please send answer by bearer. Your obedient ser rich, are terribly alarmed lest some unworthy poor (Signed) Wat. M. EVARTS, vant, F. K. WARD, We advise our Mends who are fond of steamed CEMETERY. oysters to call on Henze. While Bernard has not ob- Secretary of State* Alderney Dairy Depot, 629 E street northwest. person may be benefited, as if the sinful poor, favored tained the grand medal at the Paris Exposition, he EXPERIENCED LADY To the above the following reply was sent: ATTENDANTS AT by Christ, do not suffer as much from exposure and DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, OFFICE OF HEALTH OFFICEB, has been crowned by the Washington public as the HOWARD ASSOCIATION, NEW ORLEANS, LA„ king of steamed oysters. Everything that one wishes SHORT NOTICE. hunger as the righteous paupers. And so they pro- November 2 1878. WASHINGTON. D. C., Ootober 25, 1878. MR. F. K. WARD—Sir .-—Your letter of invitation in the eating line oan always be found at Henze's. - cure the passage of laws making it a crime to solicit To Hon. IVm. M. Evarts, Washington, D. C.: Your dispatch of the first was received last evening. at hand. It will give me pleasure to aocompany you EVEEYTHISG STKICTLT FIRST-CLASS, alms. To ease their consciences, supposing they have We do not know from whom repeated demands on your visit of inspection among your farmer friends. DON'T fail to try Coal Economizer. any, or rather to better their reputations, they-or- from New Orleans, of which you speak, come. You can call for me at the time designated in your letter. Yours truly, . SMITH TOWNSHEND, THE latest block for felt hats, Parisian, English and And on the most reasonable terms. dec9-tl ganize charities. All these organizations are chart We do know the reiterated statement that the How- Health Officer. American styles, have j ust been received at Whiting's ard Association have a balance of $25,000 to distribute Those having hats should send them at oncrf to ties, foe they support presidents, directors, visiting alter the epidemic to be absolutely untrue. We The Undertaking Business WASHINGTON, D. C., October 26, Whiting's and have the same madeoverlnto fashion- - committees and others, who, if not devilish poor, are stopped contributions September 12, because we then SfOT.U able shapes. —OF— poor devils. We have a gang in Washington who saw that we had ample funds on hand and in sight to I have made an inspection of the dairy from which meet any probable and lawful demands that might be the large supply ol milk comes to the Alderney Dairy live comfortably on these organized donations made upon us. depot in this city, owned and managed by Mr. F. K. A Tale of Two Cities. RICHARD V. HARYEY especially the annual appropriations of Congress, Since that time, from points at which there was no Ward, and in all cases found the cows in a healthy, Will be continued, as usual, comfortable condition; the stables and surroundings NEW ORLEANS, Sept. 21,1878 There is one man we have in our mind's eye, Horatio fever, we have demands upon us which have carried The undersigned certify that they held for collection us under obligations of $100,000 beyond calculations we clean and well ventilated, and the spring-houses AT 932 F STREET. King, who has waxed fat and insolent on one of these where the milk is plaoed as soon as taken from the for acoount of H. C. Williams & Co., brokers, 49 Wall had made, and which we could not have anticipated. •••••^•^•^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^•Street, New York, half ticket No. 52,313, Class I In The continued favor of his many friends is respect- - so-called charities. We purpose»exposing this fellow We are to-day striving hard to meet these and other t0 ™>ProP» temperature by cool- the Louisiana State Lottery, which drew the capital fully asked. oc27-lm7* S'.Jriw'"22n : when Congress meets. He offends our democracy; by obligations, and come out clear of debt. We have not J*K l ™ spring: water thereby extracting the ani- prize of twenty-five hundred dollars on Tuesday, Sent yet paid the doctors who have so laithiully served us malheatbefore being delivered to the consumer, in a | 10, 1878, said ticket having cost the sum of one dollar THOS. H. MARTIN. being so sly, sleek and full-stomached. at home, though we hope yet to give them some par- perfect condition as regards location, water and clean- at the office of H. L. Plum, 319 Broadway, New York, J. F, HARVEY. tial recognition of their services. We have paid no liness. and that the anuunt was promptly paid on presenta- attention to reported, statements of disappointed in- The owners, who are managers on these farms, are tion of the ticket at the office of the company, M. A intelligent and highly respected citizens of Virginia, JAS. F. HARVEY & CO., WE CONSIDER it the duty of every Ameri- dividuals or associations, political, race, sectarian or [Dauphin, P. O. Bex 692, New Orleans. otherwise, who have circulated reports of a large bal- and take a great pride in the management of their - can citizen to smuggle, when he can get a good oppor F. A. LEE &Oo., Brokers, ance we are retaining, and who asked of us our funds cattle and farms, the cattle being the prime consider- 165 Common Street, New Orleans, La. tunlty. This because of the sacred right of revolution for their distribution. Ignoring their queries, we havs ation. The product from«the fine stock, which with great care they have selected, being their chief sup- UNDERTAKERS, accorded the children of Israel when Uhey fled from chosen to wait until our published report shows, as it MR. B. H. WARNER, the well-known real estate will, the distribution we have made of the moneys so port, they know it is to their interests to supply the broker, manages estates of non-residents, rents and the house of bondage, and our forefathers when they generously sent us. We give you as a representative very best possible article to Mr. Ward, thereby keep- sells property on commission, and auction sales at the No. 739 Seventh Street N. W. threw the tea into Boston harbor. It will be remem of the General Government this statement of facts. • ing up the reputation of their dairies with him and lowest rates. Call and get a copy of his Real Estate bered that when the Hebrews fled out of Egypt, on —|(Signed) T. it. SOUTHMATD, his establishment with the consumer. I examined the Review, giving Information of the condition of the Secretary of Howard Association. food in the feed-bins, and the quality and quantity market all over the oountry. acoount of a strike in the brick-yards, they did steal, NEW ORLEANS, November 2.—The board of health given each animal, which is a mixture of fresh corn- SPECIAL NÖTIGES. take and carry away sundry and divers pots and pans, to-day passed a resolution that, the epidemic being at meal and bran , with long food of clover bay and green BILLIARDS forty cents an hour atSeaton Hall an anH . Vi n M ^ V. I I COm tnilflfiP Wlt.h rnntfl nnnDdnnaltv Thto I. Ill" I - »tkwawu . 11* 1. . of much value, belonging to the boss brick-makers; an end, the presidennnu an t be requested to call upon the corn fodder, with roots occasionally. This is the regu- [TrSpSPECIAI, NOTICE.—AIX PERSONS governor and ask him to withdraw his proclamation lar food given the year round, in aecordance with a Enjoy Healthy Feet. 1UJ3 residing ln Washington and Georgetown, and high moralists, such as Paley, have held that it of the 15th of May, establishing quarantine. President contract between the owners of the cows and Mr. J. O., entitled to vote ln the Sixth Congressional dis- was all right, for the children had not been paid for Choppln stated this resolution was not passed to be Ward. This, together with the clover fields, through Visit the popular corn doctor, James Eyback, 1324 triot of Maryland, desiring to cast their ballots for F street. * their labor, and therefore only took what they had a used to advise people to return to the city, as it was which streams of clear, cool spring water traverse, GEORGE PETER, will be furnished railroad trans- not safe for them to do so yet, but for the purpose of must insure to our citizens a pure and rich supply of portation to and from their election districts, upon right to. having inland quarantine removed. milk, as it is delivered to the consumers directly from THE finest card photographs, $2 per dozen; six for furnishing satisfactory evidenoe that they are quali- Now, as the tarifl laws are framed to enrich certain Several new oases of fever have been heard of since these farms, which, with close connection and good SI.50; three for $1, at Blackildge's gallery, 711 Market fleil voters, by applying at tbe rooms of the Demo- railroad facilities, place only about fifty minutes be- Space, over Carter's. " No. 412 WfeMM noon. A boy who was visiting the grave of his mother cratic oommitte. . 412 Fifth street northwest. lt8 - classes, and thereby rob all others, it is not only the yesterday afternoon, took the fever during the night, tween tbe farm and the consumer's residence, al- right but the duty of all good citizens to violate their and is reported a very bad case. The wife of Mr. Hum- tnough from ten to twelve miles distant. Coleman. •IF TOU WANT TO FIND THE BEST rules, aad deprive the unconstitutional monopolists of mel of the Home Journal Is reported dying. Charity My visit to these farms not only afforded me pleas- We have often tested the powers and the skill of the and cheapest place to buy and sell your new Hospital received one new case ef lever since noon. ure, but i was gratified to see the business so their ill-gotten gains. tonsorlal artist, which are simply wonderful ln their and seoond-hand Clothing, Beots and Shoes, Hats. JACKSON, MISS., November 2.—Since noon yester- thoroughly systematized, and to be assured that our way. For a shave, a hair cut or a bath, either warm Jewelry, Watohes, Pistols, See., call at Nevertheless—strange as it may seem—we sympa- day seven new cases were reported. The wife of Gen- families were in position to get a pure and rioh arti- or cold, commend us to this establishment, on the cor- G. GOLDBERG, thize with John Sherman's ambition to be considered eral W. F. Fitzgerald died at Bolton to-day. Mrs. cle of milk. In this connection 1 would earnestly re- ner of D and Eighth streets. The polite attendance je9-ly8 919 and 923 D street. Dr. Knapp and daughter are very low. mark that all families should be advised to make a ! and the prompt skillfulness of the employes make this the national baggage-smasher. " John, John, the VICKSBURG, MISS., November 2.—One death in the personal Inspection of the same (i. e., cattle, &c.) from one of the pleasantest places ln the city to get reno- WANTED—A WET-NURSE. Inquire piper's son, stole a pig," &e., and at rare intervals oity and one in the country; several new cases reported. which they get their supply of milk, and satisfy them- vated. of Charles W. Taft, National Hotel. ltl does a good thing by accident. Poor people do not selves that they are not getting milk from diseased or slop-fed cows, confined in filthy or badly-ventilated COAL ECONOMIZER burns the gas. visit Europe, and the rioh, who return laden with FOREIGN NEV8 stables, which in my opinion originated the lung fever spoils, should be aggravated as much as possible, AMUSEMENTS. LONDON, November 2.—The great international now prevailing in several dairy stables in and around THERE is a man named Wllkening, who hangs out because of the sin they commit in being rich. And >edestrian tournament, which begun at Agricultural this city. It may be contagious, to be sure; but with at 337 Pennsylvania avenue, whose very name, known ^TATIONAL THEATER. MYSTERY. Jail, Islington, last Monday morning at 1:05 o'clock, then these same wealthy tourists are nearly all friends care It may be prevented from spreading among cows, as it is throughout North and South, is synonymous terminated at 10:30 o'clock to-night. The scores stood and with proper food, well-ventilated stables, cleanli- of the favored class who grow rich on protection. So with good cheer and hospitable entertainment. In FASHIONABLE WEEK. as follows: ness in every department, and intelligent manage- this, the capital city, but tew such houses are found, hit them again John, " the piper's son, who stole," Corkey, 521; Brown, 505; Howell, 469: Hibbert, 440; ment it will never make its appearance. (those that always offer a welcome to the traveler,) and ROBERT HELLER, &c. You violate the law, for the law was framed to Ennis, 410 ; Courtney, 404 ; Day, 400; Elchardson, 380. SMITH TOWNSHEND, M. D., Health Officer. the traveling public should duly note the same. Sixteen thousand persons were present at the close of S. A. EOBINSON, Inspector. The Magician, Musician and Wit. benefit the rich and well-born who go to Europe for the tournamont, and much enthusiasm prevailed. A Cure Without Medicine PESTH, November 2.—Premier Tisza to-day pre- The entertainment by ROBERT HELLER, assisted their clothes. But John, "piper's son"—mean no Cabell House, S. 6. Cabell A Co., Proprie- | Is effected by Dr. N. Frank White, the Magnetic disrespect to your paternal oreator, John—many an sented to the lower house a copy of the treaty of Ber- lin. tors, B Street and New Jersey Avenue, Healer, No. 732 Tenth street northwest. by MISS HELLER, is of the most delicious and be- honest but poor man ffddles at frolics, and thus gets The house agreed to elect the delegations on Tues- Capitol Hill. Consultation free. sep22-.tf wildering character. Crowded with surprises, over- the name of piper, because he don'tpipe, but fiddles— day. This eligibly located and well-known hotel will CONSTANTINOPLE, November 2.—At the request of RICHMOND premium Cavendish, cut from finesun - but we say John—offspring of a fiddling troubadour finish its thorough repairs and refurnishing in a few flowin^with fun, and challenging curious criticism, Mr. Layard, the British ambassador, the Porte has days, and be open for the reception of guests. The cured plug, has a delicious flavor. Compton's, 515 from New England—does not mind breaking laws. telegraphed Ahmet Kaiserli Pasha to evacuate Yarna Seventh street northwest. proprietors are now ready to negotiate and make ar- it amazes, astonishes and delights every one. He breaks one or more every day. Why, tha t is definitely, and bring the troops and war material to rangements ior rooms and board. The saloon of this Constantinople. Oeoree W. Driver. nothing. house is gorgeous, and will compare favorably with The MATINEE ON SATURDAY will have in ad- LONDON, November 2.—St. Petersburg journals re- the finest saloon of the country. It is now open and A man who achieves fame generally deserves his port a large number of suioides and attempted sui- stocked with the best wines, liquors and cigars the prominence, whether for good or for evil. A man must cides in the Hussian army in Bulgaria. dltlon the WE ARE indebted to a New York journal proprietors can purchase, ln connection with the hotel be of some account who manages to make himself a the proprietors will open a restaurant, where private for the following curious facts and speculations: The r . — _ .... , sensation. Those delicious oompounds, which only families and the public will be served with all the I the immortal Driver can produce, are the leading PUNCH AND JUDY SHOW, story is told of an amiable, broad-acred English squire, Sean Stanley In New York. delicacies of the season. Guests and the public will | topics of the day among the patrons ol this fashionable A Marvel of Fun and Ingenuity. that he was never known to swear except at the birth NEW YORK, November 2.—Dean Stanley was enter- find the barber shop presided over by a" first-class restaurant. There Is no beverage, no matter how tained at breakfast to-day by the members of the Cen- barber. It is the purpose of the proprietors to have delioate, that cannot be found at Driver's. George [Repub. and Post.] It5 of his soventh daugther,'when he was longing for a tury Club at their rooms, at which about forty mem- the accommodations unsurpassed by any hotel in the has become the Washington Jerry Themas, and if male heir. In the old world especially, the sex of bers were present. Rev. Dr. Wm. Adams sat at the city. there is anything in the way of delicacies that is de- HEATER COMIQUE. head of the table. Among the guests were George •children being other than that desired has been a sired, one need only stop at the corner of Four-and-a- T Grose, Dr. Theodore Woolsey, William Lloyd Gar- half street and Pennsylvania avenue. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4, NIGHTLY,TUESDAY fertile source of vexation, but if we are to Dellevo the rison, George B. Fisher, Peter Cooper, Dr. Harper, Palais Royal. AND FRIDAY MATINEES. This popular establishment will offer this week un- following, given on the authority of an English phy- Julius H. Seelye, General George B. McClellan, Geo. ASK YOUR GROCER for Coal Economizer. * First appearance of the great Character Vocalist. W. Childs of Philadelphia and Charles Dudley War- usual bargains in real tortoise-shell combs at as low a EDWARD KENDALL. sician, there is a geological explanation for the mys ner. After breakfast Dean Stanley was introduced, figure as ninety cents. As far as we can remember, The Irish Twins, GIBBONS and RUSSELL. tery which until now has nonplussed the faculty. A and after the applause which greeted him had sub- these goods never have been quoted at such low prices Dan. O'Brien The Song and Dance Team, has become known throughout the country as the lady in the Isle of Wight had seven daughters. At sided he told how, before leaving England, he was In this city, and we wouid therefore advise our Wash- MILL1GAN AND QUINLAND. informed that he wduld meet with kindly and over- ingtonians to avail themselves of this rare opportunity. traveler's friend, and he achieved his reputation by The great Song and Dance Lady, ADA ADAIR. the birth of the seventh she said to her ministering flowing hospitality, and said he had found Americans Ruby and black garnet jewelry and oomb and hair courtesy and honest work. The Emmet House has The Young American Wonder. Gamp, a particularly intelligent specimen of her even more hospitable than he expected. He plea ornaments will also be an attractive feature of this become the resort of the traveling publlo, who are FRANK LIVINGSTONE. gantly referred to homes where he had been welcomed week's exhibition. loud in their praises of the excellent rooms and meals, The great sketch artists. order, " What! another daughter?" "Yes, ma'am and entertained during the delightful two months and especially oommend the mannerinwhlch all their LEWIS AND PAULINE PARKER and so it always will be while you live here; It is the which he had spent in this country, and concluded by Tbe Fall and Winter Opening wants are attended to by the landlord and the clerks Last week of the LIVINGSTONE BROS, and chalk as does it." At the time this was deemed all assuring his friends of the delight It would give him of the house. The bar of this house is stocked with MURTZ, ALICE GILMORE and the MOORE SIS- to see the bonds between England and America of an immense stook of boots and shoes for ladies gen- tlemen, misses and children, at W. N. Dalton's 903 the finest liquors, and Is the popular restaurant of TERS. The Great Comedy, FORBIDDEN PLEAS- nonsense, but it happened that the lady went to live strengthened and cemented, and gave sincere and Washington. URES, all this week. Tuesday evening the Election in Sussex, when, as her husband observed, it steadily heartfelt thanks for all that had been done and said Pennsylvania avenue, surpasses for style and quality Returns will be read from the stage. ITT for him and his friends during his sojourn among us. any that it has been our pleasure to witness. He has " set in boys," for she had in turn seven of them aa endless variety of slippers, the latest designs, with BILLIARDS forty cents an hour atSeaton Hall. When the teventh appeared Mrs. Gamp beamed with a full line of broad and London toe walking shoes Oysters. FIFTY-MILE WAIjK, triumph. "Didn't I tell you so, ma'am? Another Children's shoes he makes a specialty. Prices are A Rascal's Confession. moderate. We would advise purchasers to examine ..Tbe cold weather lor the last few days has caused boy. It's the stone as does it." There is no saying NEW YORK, November 2.—Robert A. Pedrick, who this stook before making selections elsewhere. As this the entire community to rush for oysters, and the re- Mr. William Crawford, but that the discovery may considerably affect Eng- defrauded his employers, Benkant & Hatton, im- is the oldest shoe establishment in the city buyers can sult has been entirely satisfactory to the venders and The Champion Pedestrian of the District, will, on dealers in these delicious bivalves. In this connection lish real estate, more especially in Sussex. porters ol clothes and silks in this city, of one hundred be assured of no misrepresentations. and eight thousand dollars, and- by means of forgeries we will incidentally mention that Matthew De Atley MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24, has swindled the customs of duty amounting to one is the king of the oyster dealers, and at his establish- Attempt the feat of beating O'Leary's fastest fifty-mile JAMES F. HARVEY SL Co. will open their new un- ment on E street the finest and best can be found in hundred and twenty thousand dollars, sent a con- dertaking establishment, at 739 Seventh street to time, at iranklin Hall, corner Sixth and C streets. fession through the mail to-day to the Associated any quantities. THE INITIATIVE feature of brisk business morrow. The ability of these gentlemen Is so well Mr. Crawford will start at noon and will finish about Press. 9 o clock p. m. A brass band will be in attendance. life and genuine existence in Washington will show known that it Is unnecessary for us to say anything in He claims that his wrong-doing was brought about i their favor. They are artists ln every branch of their California Lunch. Admission, 25 cents. n*g up this week by the formal opening of the famous by speculations in stock, and that when he had re- business, and fully deserve and will undoubtedly re- That enterprising caterer to the public wants, Billy Washington Club restaurant, under John Chamber- trieved his first losses, and had considerable money e their proportion of business. Wright, having just returned from the Pacific slope HERE WILL BE A PUBLIC MEETING OF in hand, his broker failed, and he lost all. He said lin's magnificent management. The Washington has adopted the San Francfsco style of serving lunch T THE LABOR EXCHANGE he was filled with remorse on account of his wrong- I GENERAL AGENCY for Coal Economizer, 928 F St. * from 12 noon to 11 p. m. Billyis not only a benefactor • Club has grown to be a part and portion of the city of doing, and, ln oonoluding, asserted that he alone is of the human race, but a jolly good fellow, as every to blame. At Taimadge Hall, 928 F st. N. W„ Washington, and the recollection of the past pleasant Madame Garrett. one will find out by calling at the Bon Ton, two doors MONDAY EVENING, NOV. 4, 7:30 o'clock. -and perfect appointments of this famous house con- Collector Merritt states that the firm have given lrom Ninth street. Addresses will be delivered by Judge MacArthur. into his hands $85,000 cash and other securities to in- The fashionable world rushes to the parlors of nects with the formal re-opening of the same to call demnify the Government, pending the suit that has Madame Garrett, where all the latest Parisian styles Hon. Richard W. Thompson, Secretary of the Navy COAL ECONOMIZER prevents clinkers. and others. All that are Interested fn helping the the attention of all of Washington who understand been commenced against them to recover the custom and patterns can be found. This celebrated modiste duties. makes the finest dresses, from less material, than any poor of the District by putting them in a way to help what life truly Is to the season's inauguration of one dressmaker ln the olty. Her skill and taste is so well Pete Welcfcer's themselves, are earnestly Invited to attend this meet- of the genuine enterprises and accepted sucoesses of I know,, n that all our fashionable belles,1 wheiimvnu enterinbVllUKg Saloon, on Fifteenth street, opposite the Treasury De- ltl -our city. Papers Bearing on Fitz-John Porter's oonthpspflfin the sea off matrimonyinstrim^v , havh.^e. theith.ir. wedding trous- I partment, continues to be thronged by the elite' of the Case. seaus made by Madame Garrett, No. 1223 F street city, desirous to sample his excellent liquors, it has RICHMOND, IND., November 2.—General William | northwest. become a oertainty almost that Welcker's nose Is al- FOE SALE 0E BENT. W. Dudley of this place, formerly of the Nineteenth most infallible, as far as the aroma of liquors is con AMUSEMENTS. I-HI,.. I\XU«I,IREIIIU J THE largest and finest assortment of toys and fanev cerned, and those who quail the products of his spa- fiiSM'SK'B .and "revet brigadier general of goods ever exhibited in this city -- y THEATER COMIQJJE.—The coming week will be „ the army of the Potomac, has discovered among his 1 — •-^-flB^P! can be seen at Na- clous cellars are convinced that "he knows what he gala one at the Comique i one of the best novelty papers a diary which contains daily entries of the tional Toy Company's salesrooms, 439 Seventh street knows." FARM FOR SALE. troupes that has appeared here this season make whole oampaign, and settles many disputed points Prices at least twenty per cent, lower than any house in Washington. Call and see the latest novelties One of the most beautiful farms in Montgomery their bow to-morrow night. The great Kendall ap- brought beiore the Fitz John Porter commission. It Visitors under no obligations to purchase. Dave Hagerty. pears. (ribbons and Russell, the great Irish pair has been placed at the disposal of the committee but county, Md„ will be oflered at public auction on the Milllgan and Quinland, the great song and dance not made public. • Count D'Hagerti has been a benefactor to his kind premises, on THURSDAY, the seventh day of Novem- artists. Also the great American wonder, Frank Caution. His saloon and rooms, on the corner of Seventh and ber, 1878, at 2 o'clock p. m. Livingstone, Juggler, balancer, etc. The old favorites Now, it is no use talking, boys, the proof of the pud- streets northwest, have been kept neat and sweet, This farm is situated ten miles from Washington are here, the Parkers, Lewis and Pauline. The great Telegraphic Items. ding is chewing the bag. Johnson, 440 Ninth street and, in spite of the throngs who daily ftngregate city, immediately on the turnpike road leading from song and dance lady, Ada Adair. This is the last CHICAGO, November 2.—The jury In the case of has the best and cheapest oysters in every style of any there, no discomfort to any one resulted. The best Washington to Brookvllle, and one and one-half mil es week or the Moore Sisters, Livingstone Brothers and house In Washington. One trial will convince anv- beer, the finest wines and liquors, and everything Jeremiah Kennedy, on trial for the murder of hfs wife J from the Metropolitan Railroad, adjoins the lands or - John Murtz. The spicy comedy of Forbidden Pleas- last August, found a verdiet that the defendant'was body. in the eating line, cooked ln the best style, oan be William Weller, Richard Mitchell and Mr. Hardy ures concludes each perfortnance. The election re- guilty, and fixed his punishment at death by hang- found at Hagerty's. and formerly belonged to J. C. Havlland; contains turns will be read from the stage on Tuesday evening ing, but also found that since the murder he has be- about 190 acres, about 70 acres in heavy timber 40 acres as fast as they are received. Jake Budd appears in Marfcriter. • A KING once asked (the original) Rothschild how come Insane. This unusual verdict created a sensa- •For a sohool of Intelligent Instruction ln art go to of which is probably the best piece of timber land in a new comio sketch. John Eobinson has made a de- tion in court. Kennedy will be sent to the insan« he came so immensely wealthy, and Rothschild an- the State. The balance is in a good stale of cultivation. cided hit in white face comedy. Fanny May is still asylum, and whenever he is discharged will receive Markriter, where all interior decorations may be swered by buying dear and selling cheap. Mr. Justb found in the best and latest styles, especially in the The improvements consist of a fine d .uble frame In the stook oompany, and Is a careful and painstak- his punishment. better known as Justh's old stand, has lellowed Roths^ dwelling, comparatively new, and other outbuildings ing actress and a great favorite. Go to the Comique exquisite wood, mosaics and other works of that sort child's method lor years, and has opened a branch and be happy. NEW YORK, November 2.—The McKillop & Sprague The colors ln all these decorations are especially establishment. Those who would like a full explana- Terms of sale: One-third cash; the balance, one and Commercial Agency yesterday dismissed all its i studied so as to produoe the most harmonious and tion of the above should oall and see Mm. See ad- two years, ln equal Installments, bearing interest at clerks with notice that their arrears of salary would beautiful effeots. vertisement in this paper. six per cent, from day of sale. MR. WILLIAM CRAWFORD, the champion walkist of be treated as preferential olaims. MoKillop has gone A deposit of three hundred dollars will be required the District, will try to beat O'Leary's fifty-mile time into another agency, and Lester M. Clark, treasurer on the day of sale. =at Franklin Hall on Monday next. ANOTHER bank has gone up in Washington The BILLIARDS forty cents an hour at Seaton Hall. resigned some days ago. Work on the registry or German American Savings Bank has failed, and yet Deterred payments to be secured to the satisfaction rating book for January has also been suspended. John Sherman is not happy. " Break, break break " of the seller. Conveyancing at Ihe cost of the pur- I he cause assigned for these movements is failure to Howling. chaser. Oliituary. will hereafter be our national hymn. ' oomplete the recent settlement with the estate of John The finest bowling alley ln the city is conducted by WALTER W. BURDETTE, Mr. William Hagerty has been summoned from our G. Tappas of Boston. Ladles Take Note. Mr. Joseph Oker at his establishment, which is com Washington City, D. O. midst, one among the oldest residents and most plete ln every respect. One will find the amateur WALTER B. WILLIAMS & CO., Aucts. esteemed citizens of the West End. As a husband AUGUSTA, GA., November 2.—Moses Allen, oolored Mrs. Selma Ruppert, 814 Ninth street, opposite the I as hung yesterday at Gibson, Glascock county, for bowlers of the city in full force. The alleys are built and father he was kind and. solicitous; as a citizen latent Office, ,• give« —s a displa—.1 yJ o~f- goodijy««».s ' extremelouiDiy I ujion thwve improveiiuyiuivdu plani/iau,. anaudu ariuet perfectly level P. S.—This sale will take place on the seventh of the murder of Benjamin lvey. The murder was com- novel and various, and such as excites the interest of which enables a first-class player to he was exemplary In all his transactions with his fel- mltted last December. Iveywas ex-sheriff of Glas- Ifl.fllAAi ThO Harlln iranh... i . IB^M^ • W HP ...—TT—iPWIW . . ! make some really November, Immediately after the sale of Frederick P. low man; as a christian he showed a true christian ladies. The Berlin zephyrs, oanvas embroideries Stanton's farm, which is to be sold on that day, at 12 H-k; county.* and worsted goods are very beautiful in design and marvelous shots. We advise our friends to call at fellowship, through his churoh, with his Q-od, and we •1218 E street, and enjoy this magnifloent game. o'clock m. It Is situated on the same road, eight miles [elaborately pretty. Call and see them. from Washington, and two miles south of the aforesaid may safely believe that if ever our frail nature gains Failure of Knox, tbe Hatter. that goal where the ''weary are at rest," the soul of COAL ECONOMIZER burns the coal to ashes. * farm. [It3] WALTER W. BURDETTE. our departed friend has "sought and found " that rest NEW YORK, November«.—Charles Knox, hatter, of • IF YOU want cloaks, velvets, silks, satins, or any- TO the bosom of his God. ln the walks of private life *2 Broadway, made assignment to-day. His liabili- thing else in the dry goods line, you should examine ties are stated to be »200,000. Assets not known. His the assortment to be found at Brown's, 817 Market Don't Read Tbls. Mr. Hagerty was always among the foremost in alle Spaoe. He is doing an active business selilnc the FOR SALE OR RENT, , vlatiflfc the distress of the needy, AS a christian his chief creditors are ln Brooklyn. Now the season has arrived to put your house best goods at the lowest prices, and anxious at all in order for friends and guests, that will flock to our devotion was apparently of that pure and unalloyed times to please all who may favor him with their An Elegantly Furnished 12-Boom House, nature which would favorably impress all who knew The Weatber To-Day. city with the opening of the next session of Congress ,ILIM patronage. and we would advise all our friends, hotel proprietors - E. A. W. •For New England, partly cloudy weather and occa- and boarding-house keepers especially, who wish to With CLOSETS, BATHROOM. LATROBES TUESDAY last witnessed the death of Mr. Jesse sional light rain, southwest veering to colder north- "BUDS AND BLOSSOMS" tobacco IS granulated from RANGE, GRATES, ELECTRIC BELLS. Will be Burch of this city, one of Washington's most highly oater to the comfort of their guests, to purchase •BP«-west winds, followe^ d b•y rising barometer. For the . PBS? natural leaf. No artificial flavor or scent of the their mattresses and have their old mattresses and rented on very reasonable terms to a reliable and esteemed and respected citizens. He passed away dru 8tore and Middle Atlantic; States, partly cloudy weather and 8 barber shop, at Compton's. 515 Seventh feather beds renovated and steamed at Lloyd's Wash- permanent tenant, unfurnished or partially furnished •from us after fifty-eight years of service in all those 8troet occasional light rain, southwest veering to colder I northwest. ington Mattress Emporium, 905 D street northwest For particulars call on tbe premises, 1311 Corcoran Phases of a noble life that men are called upon to northwest winds, rising barometer. street. honor. Few can understand the noble character and We can indorse Lloyd, as we have been there H4 characteristics of our beloved dead friend, unless they A BOSTON man has stolen $96,000 worth of water H

main. (Legerdemain, translated into plain language, claim the sages of the land, and nod off into some lit- keep his hands away from the deposits in the State TBI HOROSCOPE OP AN AMBITIOUS MAN. erary or financial doze—prophesying, many of them, Savings Institution; that Angell could not refrain from BEOEEES, EEAL ESTATE AG'TS, ETO. means trickery.) Always sensational, he made such appropriating the funds of the Palace-Car company, a fearful war-whoop before opening the battle that he the end of the world before 1880; others that every- and that the boss of the beehive concern had not the Glances at the Character and Career of Ben. Butler. easily put a coward-hearted antagonist to flight, and thing will right itself before then. When were evils will-power to keep him from spending the money that FOIi SALE. ever remedied without eflort ? Were they in England belonged to others. Given a doctor who wishes to Let a stranger In Wafhlngton go some day to the by stratagem found no difficulty in winning some advertise himself In a way allowed by the board of after Charles the Second's reign of dissoluteness ? House of .Representatives, when Its galleries are weak-kneed dlzzard of a judge over to his side. health, and any desired new form of insanity may be Were they in bankrupt France ? No, not In the Brit- furnished to order. crowded to their utmOBt capacity ; when below on Its He married, it is said, an actress—a fine, handsome ish isles till violent measures were employed by a floor there remains not even elbow-room ; when one of woman. Two or more sons have grown to a vigorous i SPLENDID RESIDENCE. vigorous sovereign. Not In France till after the flood- Its most Impassioned orators—a chivalrous Tucker, or manhood; and a daughter, Blanche, fair as a lily,, WEABIMG APPAEEL. smoke of hecatombs of just such easy-going prophets a silver-voiced Alexander Stephens—has concentrated exquisite (notwithstanding such a lather,) in face, and as ours had blown away, and a new and progressive A. Rare Oliane©. all eyes upon himself; when the fascinating hush form, and manner, won, by the most graceful tact and generation had sprung Into life. Butler has more which eloquence alone commands pervades the audi- by an unsurpassed loveliness, the favor of every one strength than the educated classes are willing to tory, he will almost surely notice an expectant flutter who knew her, whether friend or foe of her parents. A splendid, nearly new, thlrteen-room private resi- believe. Love, hate, fear, admire or despise him as dence in the center of the beautltnl northwest section,.. near the main doors, a passage formed through the Notwithstanding his engrossing professional labors, SARTORIAL. one may, he will always Impress one as something on the finest avenue in the city. This property will be crowd, and every eye In the august assombly direoted Butler was ever dabbling and seeming In politics. A sold at a POSITIVE SACRIFICE. Price, $16,500. Parties dangerous, daring and unusual. He has the almost towards the entrance. Pause, oh! orator; waste not Northern Democrat and antl-Abolltlonlst, he was, meaning business will be shown the property, and get • unanimous vox populi on his side, but not a breath of particulars by applying to my agent, your precious breath upon an audience that has now before the war, a defeated oandldate for the governor- the vox dei. Those of the Northern Democrats who J. V. W. BUYCK, ceased to lend you one single attentive ear. With a ship of Massachusetts. Even in his early career he Office No. 1505 Pennsylvania avenue, belong to the ignorant masses—and they form by tar buzilng rush a busy looking man has entered, and, Incited the easily-misled worklngmen to Insubordina Merchant Tailoring in (Arlington Insurance Building.) the greater portion of their party—are for him to a Or Address P. O. Look Box 428. sep22-t!6 half walking, half running, gone down the aisle to a tion, exoitlng them once to suoh an extent that they man. Their counterparts, the Southern Republicans, conspicuous seat. Scan him well, spectator. If from threatened to rush forth and burn the city. HE JEWELRY STORE, 619 PENNSYLVANIA, and the worst but most powerful wing of that party in his strange bearing you cannot say what Is the man's " Yet this mad chase of fame, by few pursued, T avenue, removed to this place. every section, are his adherents. He has popular ways, character, you are indeed in the A. B. O.'B of man- Has driven destruction ontho multitude." its Finest Art. and Is, perhaps, not without some lesser virtues—no reading. Stoutness of person, a bold aotlvity, a care- When the first echoes of booming cannons at Sum- - man is. Many of his opponents In his own State belong ful costume, a bald, bull-dog head, leering, toad ter reached Massachusetts, justice only Is done to S. GOLDSTEIN & CO., to that modern school of aristocrats, social and Intellec- eyes, frog-green and orossed, drooping eye lids, be- Butler In saying that he acted consistently with the tual, who do not, most of them, understand, however NEW YORK GARMENTS. neath which there is an every way-glance, a restless principles of hfs party in Duckling on the armor for well intentloned, the true way to teach the common- but determined look, a royal arch of forehead, made his State. He, at least, did not waver, nor was he Loan and Commission Brokers, alty their real Interests. Of these men the younger the new comer peculiarly noticeable. A gentleman doubly traitorous, like most Northern Democrats, Richard II. Dana is a fair example. He and Butler he Is evidently not, nor entirely a ruffian either. traitorous to their party friends; traitorous, too, as were were at the same time rival candidates for an office in Cutters That Cannot Be Excelled: Northeast Corner of Tenth and I> Streets.. " Who can he be?" thinks the stranger; but he asks also Southern;Republlcans, to their State. He went some manufacturing district of Massachusetts. Dana, not aloud, for ho fears to be laughed at, as he who has out to fight; but soon he proved himself animated in addressing his audiences of plain factory men, juBt entered has created a stir such as no other person more by the love of war, of blood and rapine, than by PRIVATE ENTRANCE ON TENTH STREET. thought it incumbent upon him to speak ot his pov- 3D. S. Bar tram, In that great body ol men can occaelon. It sometimes the sfncere, disinterested pursuit of principle, which erty, of his single house in Boston, of his wearing no happens, but rarely, that a dispatch-bearer, bring- every fair man will acknowledge moved each taction Liberal advances made on valuable Personal Prop--- kid gloves. His opponent understood his men better. ing important news, centers upon himself for a in our great civil war. BE. Hardon. erty to any amount and for any time desired, on very He spoke of his wealth, showed them that he wore minute the whole attention of the more numerous Every one knows his war career, and should despise easonable terms. gloves and drove lour-in-hand, as beseemed a repre- branch of our national legislature. It was BO once, him for it. The best elements at the North—the fight- The Best Sewing Tailors in the city, the Best Cutters, A large stock of fine goods for sale. sentative of so dignified a constituency. Dana was The Best Workmanship, two sessions ago, during the discussions Incident upon ing men—were so tncensed at the disgrace he brought most anxious to win the favor of a very influential The oldest and largest business in tlie city, myi-ji the decisions of the electoral commission, when the ex- upon his superiors and fellows-in-arms, by the low, manufacturer ol shoes, whom he had formerly passed Uonfederates displayed so; much patriotic modera" contemptible exhibition of his personal greed and THE BESTD GOODS more than once purposely without bowing, and who tion In opposing the flllbusterers, who were only animosities, that they learned to abhor his name as At popular prices. 1 guarantee the cutting, work- FOR SALE, had a large following disaffected to Butler. " Mr. the most reckless members of Congress. Repre- much as did their Southern foes. greatly did he manship and goods. Blank," said Dana, " If ever I have not recognized A Desirable Home Very Cheap. sentative Hill of Georgia fiad just concluded an thus undo the moral efleotof the war-demanded vigor you on the street, I hope you will believe me, It was No deposit required, as I employ first-class artists and appeal of three minutes' length, so eloquent that it with which his executive ability enabled him to inau- workmen. A corner lot, 70x96, streets parked and paved, beau- owing to my nearsightedness, not to the difference In brought tears of enthusiastic joy to the eyes of every gurate his administration at New Orleans, that bitter tiful shade trees surrounding the entire property*. our social positions." Mr. Blank and all his adhe- All garments made to order. Strictly merchant which fronts on the finest GOVERNMENT RESER- true countryman of his present at the time. He recom- men, as extremeñas himself in important matters, cen- rents, it Is almost needless to say, voted for Butler tailoring. The public are Invited to call. No branch VATION in the city. mended calmness and pacification. Northern and sured his conduct and had him recalled. Even if store. My number is The residence is a very fine one, of modern construc- against the snob, who was possessed of more culture Southern members alike hurried to seize his hand and allowance be made fbr woman-hate—the bitterest of tion, though much better built than usual, the walls than tact and common sense. Can nothing be done to being 14,18 and 22 Inches in thickness; plate glass in congratulate him. A page out of breath rushed all hates—and for the exigencies of war times, one obliterate lrom the face of the earth this monster-man? front windows. The Interior is fitted up with all the through the crowd around Mr. Hill. A telegram was cannot peruse the pages of Mrs. Marion Southwood's modern conveniences, except furnaoe. There are 14 Why not act upon the following advice of a brilliant 414 NINTH ST. torn open. The whole audience showed emotion. "Beauty and Booty" without feeling abhorrence for rooms and 2 bath-rooms, marble mantels, latrooe young friend of reiorm, a lawyer, prominent at the stoves, range, hot and cold water, gas, &c. They had surmised aright, ft seemed a reward lrom the one who offered such unnumbered Indig- Boston bar. He writes: " The work to be done would Two-story brick stable on the lot. above. Mr. Hill read In the dispatch that, while he nities to helpless private Individuals. The Insults to The above property will be sold for $13,500, on EASY seem to be to form in each State a circle of patriotic, was speaking in the Capitol at Washington, far away the spirited and handsome wife of one of our leading GEO. T. KEEN. TERMS. Apply to intelligent young men to consult with each other. It in the legislative halls ol Georgia his friends had lawyers, and to all that sisterhood of over-patriotic J. V. N. HUYOK, the old parties will not hold us, move out alone into REAL ESTATE A«ENT, signified there wish that he should represent them In ladies, will be ^chronicled, in war annals, among the NO. 1505 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, the line of battle and become a strong, intelligent 'BgW g the Senate of the United States. foulest of historical deeds. Every m»n, friend OSS c 5® (ARLINGTON INSURANCE BUILDING-.) or foe of the Southern States, with one spark of chiv- minority." May not such a movement—and several ^ H© ^ © œ P. O. LOCK BOX 428. sel6-tf3 But the man of rotund build, who rarely talis to alry In his bosom, should shudder at the thought of of the leading young men of the Southern States have a a create a commotion when he arrives, has not the signified their willingness to join it—give hope and ¡s¡ SS °'oo cS o sk their enactment In these modern days. Parton, en- 00 O © e kindly visage of an errand boy, but the veriest Satanic comfort to those groping light-seekers in the chaotic i-d tj en-. O. ü thusiastic eoonomlst as he is, cannot, with all his vol- h 9 mien. The stranger hears the monster called the midnight of our politics ? He who has by long habit 05 § i H 01 »l o • »3 w ume ot eulogy, whiten those darkest blots on the rec- fe fw 0> « < '5 "honorable" (a brutish honor) "gentleman from ord of an advancing civilization. become attached to his party and its name may, with- htj^ H Massachusetts." "Buthls name, if you please?" But- out inconsistency, favor and woo any minority which ° tri -t s hJ 5.® i«ï> od An extremist everywhere, Butler was first a violent tñ ®to Ho. i§2 o®i ta 50 D o "ge. Ox oc To Loan, in Sums to Suit» ler—Benjamin Franklin Butler—by many called may aid his principles. It is true-» XJ1 fe Democrat, next a fierce Republican, now he is a tur- O S "Beast Butler." Born In 1818 of a sturdy military Cf- T3 a ^ ON bulent Plug-ugly chief—"wooing poor craftsmen with >-i 02 e+OH a ea r* a s- E oc stock, he lost, when he was but five months old, his " Old politicians chew on wisdom past, ta" EÁf IS h ¡ti" § te^l the crait of£smiles." And yet such Is now the state of And blunder on in business to the last." CD • a father, who, after participating In the stirring events CD «IB i* . <5 8- coB B American politics that the men of, first one great fao- &D O « o W M WATCHES, DIAMONDS, JEWELRY, Etc,, of the siege ot New Orleans, under General Jackson Those who neither fought nor suffered during the civil d- o® . » ® vn « i.-i tlon, then of another, throw up their hats and shout Pa 2. o Ï3.8 • p Pi In 1812, had became a skipper, and died early In life war are the bitterest in their sectional animosities. etb - AT hall to; Butler, our chief. WhyBecause he is the : of the yellow fever. His father had served as a cap- If the undertaking prove unsuccessful, as some fiïS 5> H nominee of their party. " SO « -— oc tain under General Wolfe at (Quebec. A puny boy prophesy who are wiser than those even likely to be B Wallace's, was little Butler, tutored early in ambition by a New A. leading young Democrat (whatever that means) aggressive In such a movement, it can at least do no o 52 t-í i» ó England mother. Mrs. Butler was a sterling widow, was asked lately whether, If "Beast" Butler were harm. It will be no treachery to abandon the exist- Si £3 SFpojí » striving and aspiring as no women In this country can nominated for the Presidency in 1880 by the regular ing dimly, If at all distinguishable factions, if they LOAN BROKER AND JEWELER, or care to, except those from the far Northern Democratic convention, he would vote for him. "Cer- cannot frame platforms with other than dead issues as U 1417 Pennsylvania Avenue. States. An all-embracing memory, a passionate tainly,' 'was the answer. "But suppose a staunch their basis. I»-PRIVATE OFFICE. myrz-ly4 fondness for poetry, a mind of unusual grasp, com- man, who stood forward during the recent war in the If the young men, assisted by such older conserva- M0RIARTY," bative and destructive rather than Imaginative, gave North, or in the South, in a senate, or on n battle FOR SALE, 1 tors as are willing to unite with them, fail in what the pale-faced boy's Mends cause to expect great field, as a sincere leading Democrat'—such a one as they wish to attempt, rowdyism has a very lair chance Merchant Tailor, A Substantial House, things of him. The child Butler matured quickly. Senator Lamar, for instance—were nominated by an of triumphing over order in this country. If, how- 612 D street; northwest, near corner of Independent movement, in opposition to Butler, which Seventh, Situated near the Arlington Hotel, a new and supe- During his boyhood the soldier's blood in his veins ever, they defeat Butler, whom talented Mr. Blaine With a New Stock of Choice Goods to select from, rior constructed three story brict residence, contain- had often made itself known. He showed a decided of the two would you cast your vote fot then?" "For regards as " a lamentably successful cross between a highest prices paid for making, thereby saving the ing about twelve rooms, besides convenient closets, storerooms, &c., &c. taste for military exercises, and early turned his Butler, or the devil on the regular ticket, of course. fox and a hog," and put to flight all his band of Plug- annoyance ot alterations, and by means of other ad- A party man must stick to his party," was the reply. vantages, fine goods are at low prices and perfect sat- Every modern improvement has been provided, and desires towards West Point, where at that period he Uglies and the like, there Is hope. They may then isfaction in ail cases. mhl7-ly all ol' the latest and most approved kinds. might have obtained a very thorough education. Rise from your tomb, "Boss" Tweed, and to the front look forward to as happy an era as that of the good old It is a charming home, and can be purchased for all "bosses", the like ol you. To the van. Your chances $11,000. Terms—Small cash payment, balance on Doting mamma'said no. To Waterville, a Baptist in- times of the Roman republic, of which Macaulay joy- long time, at seven per cent, interest. Apply to stitution in Maine, the youth was sent. While there are.fine. You are needed as leaders when such Ian- ously sings : E. HORGAN, J. V. N. HUYOK, he found time not only to follow carefully the pre- guagelsused. What mean "young Democrats" and J^eal Estate Agent, "Then none was for a party, MERCHANT TAILOR, No. 1505 Pennsylvania-avenue, scribed studies, but read omniverously. From thè rich young Republicans?" They are empty absurdities. Then all were lor the state, . (Arlington Insurance Building.) fields of all literature he transplanted the rarest "What, pray, is your platform, Mr. StralghtrTicket Then the great man helped the poor, No. 825 SEVENTH STREET, P. O. Lock Kox 428. sep!5-tl8 And the poor man loved the great. flowers into the richly guanoed garden of his memory. Republican?" " Opposition to all Democrats." "And Then iandswere fairly portion'd, Calls the special attention of gentlemen to his new There in bright parterres they blossom, ever ready to yours, pray, Mr. Straight-Ticket Democrat?" "Op- Then spoils were fairly sold, and fine assortment of lall goods. be picked and to bloom again. The boy squirmed un- position to all Republicans." Noble aims, indeed! The Romans were like brothers In the brave days of old." s. r. b. And your country, did you ever consider its welfare ? Cheviot Suits $30 and #28 LARGE DISCOUNT SAVED der the strict discipline of the oollege. Chapel going nov4-lyt> he loathed and rebelled against. The staid old pro- The war ended, the hero Butler sighs for higher IN THE PAYMENT OF fessors looked aghast when young Butler loudly dis- fame—it could hardly have been lower—and for more Unintentional Crime. puted the orthodox Calvlnlstic tenets, as set forth by a excitement. He inaugurated, or rather re-organized, [From the Chicago Times.'] A. T. WHITING'S, Special Improvement Taxes. distinguished divine who preached to the students. a political school, (unfortunately growing in num In old slavery times when a negro was blamed for 924 Pennsylvania Avenue, He eicouraged his comrades in desultory reading. bers,) morbid in its exhibitions of delight rather than doing any sort ol' mischief he excused or defended He taught them to disregard the mind disciplining himself by saying: "I didn't go to do it." Atpresent, shame at villainy in hf gh office. Its devotees, steeped when the counsel for a prisoner don't see their way Board of Audit Certificates,(for old material or per- of pursuing a well-chosen course of study, and to ac- in corruption themselves, single out of their own, or clear for proving an alibi, they often attempt to show STRAW H&T BLEACHERY. mit work,) Tax Lien Certificates and " Drawbacks"" purchased at highest market rates. quire knowledge in any manner they themselves some other ranks, some poor weakling—a misguided that their client is insane. Lawyers, with the aid of Now Ready for Refinfrhing doctors, have discovered or invented several kinds of should deem best. What mattered It how they filled but not malicious tool—for whom the cunning scoun- insanity that were unknown a generation ago. Among IS Ail. THE up their brain drawers, if only they were filled? Butdrel s of the ring have no furUuir use, and hurl at him these new forms of mental unsoundness is what is WILLIAM DICKSON, FALL STYLES. 0C13-4 what a mental chaos he thus encouraged ! To his all the vituperative mud within their grasp. They known as "moral insanity." A man may have mind enough to transact all kinds of business, to write own mind of extraordinary clearness such training manage to do this always when an exposition of their well, to make.a good speech, to construct a difficult REAL ESTATE AGENT, might not perhaps do harm. But alasi the poor dul- crimes is most feared. Thus the public attention is piece of mechanism, and to give good advice to H. JEiEIL, 333 Four-and-a-lialf Street, lard's brain, what a bedlam was there created ! He others, and still, according to the experts, be morally diverted. He falls. They (ringleaders in the realm Insane. In short, moral Insanity Implies that the In- appears to have been eminently selfish. Is not bril- of knavery) go scot free, and stand high in the hearts dividual's mind is all right in most respects; that he NO. 322 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. sepl-tfS Above the Columbia Building. liancy unaocompanled by generosity a rare gam in a ot their " straight ticket" party men. " Smart men " knows what he is about, but that he lacks the moral p28-ly3 sense or power to resist temptation or refrain from vile setting ? Shall the young rebel receive his de- they are called, approvingly. It was so during the committing crime. FOR SALE, gree? whispered the angry members of the faculty recent golden era of plunder, vulgarity and every other SECOND CLOTHING Moral Insanity, according to the views of the per- among themselves. Yes ; let him be made a B. A., lowlsm. Poor Belknap is a saint when compared with sons who believe in it, may exist in various lorms. The only place In the city to dispose of Second-hand A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE but place his name near the bottom of the list of the Babcocks, Robesons and the like Republicans and Certain rich women are afflicted with a variety known Clothing, Watches, Guns, Pistols, &c., at, a fair cash graduates—way down—so that he will be mortified, their gangs, or with the "martyrs"—Tweeds, Oakes as kleptomania, which causes them to commit acts price, is at the Original HERZOG'S, 308 Ninth street, AT A POSITIVE SACRIFICE. that would be called stealing if done by poor people. near Pennsylvania avenue. By calling at or address- the young scoundrel. Ames, Tlldens and their Democratic rowdy legions im In the northwest section a nearly new twelve-room Another form ol moral Insanity induces men to sign ing the above number, orders promptly attended to BKICK RESIDENCE, oocupylng a large corner lot, the North. the names of other people to notes and other commer- apl4-tiB And so he went forth from the hated walls of his and fronting on a small triangular park, with horse Who that is honest and manly wishes to be under cial paper. A person who is afflicted with moral in- cars within 300 feet. Alma^Mater Into life. What a life ! A seafaring sanity may know that it is criminal to take the goods the leadership of such men ? But if you will adhere of others, to forge names to notes and deeds, and to This house was built under the personal supervision- uncle—jolly-tar uncle—takes him in his fishing smack of the owner, who now occupies It, and is well built. to the disgraced parties, called without meaning "Re- take human life, but he has not the power to keep 1433 Pa. Ave., to Labrador. " I'll give you a bunk In the cabin, but himself from committing these acts. It has beenheld The lot is.nearly sixty feet front and 100 deep. publican" and " Democratic," "you will have to cringe Reason for selling, owner going to leave the city.. you must do your duty before the mast—watch, watch by some doctors, who think themselves medical ex- to such chieftains, for a movement is now on foot to perts, that certain women cannot resist the tempta- Price only $10,000. like a man." In that land of Ice and polar bears call such men as these felons into power again. Their tion to throw add In the face of a fair rival, though Apply to J. V. N. HUYCK, Butler sipped In so much bracing air tnat he who left they know that the act is wrong. Some of these ex- CORCORAN BUILDING. No. 1505 Pennsylvania avenue, rule was vigorous—yes. Indeed—political highway- sepl5-tf7 (Arlington Insurance Building.) New England with a frail constitution—only the em- perts hold that moral Insanity may come on a person men, thrusting their hands into the United States almost Instantly, show itself in the commission of a bryo bully—returns with an Iron-clad frame, strong Treasury and helping themselves to their heart's con- crime, and Immediately disappear. JWB SALE. enough to resist the storms and brave the rough buf- tent, while they made a world-butt of poor apron- The late William H. Seward is credited with being fets ol an eventful career. At the age of twenty-two string Belknap, by crying after him " stop, thief!" the original discoverer ot moral insanity. More than I would respeotfully announce to my Mends and Cheapest Lot in the City. he was admitted to the bar, and soon advanced to the thirty years ago, in the Freeman murder case, he put the public that I have opened, at the above address, a he only a sort ot Jean Valjean In the war ministry. forward tho then novel defense that his client, while A FINE LOT, 33x14? feet and 11 inches, with side- front rank in bis profession. An office at Boston, depot for the sale of alley, 16 feet, and rear alley, 30 feet wide. Located on- Butler, if not crushed, is capable of beoomlng an possessed of an average amount of reason and judg- with a branch at Lowell, keeps him busy from eight ment, was not able to control himself under certain K street northwest, between Sixteenth and Seven- Amerloan Robespierre or Marat. From his villa on teenth; fronts south; concrete pavement and parkingr o'clock in the morning 'till midnight or past. In circumstances. After that one Kleinn was acquitted the lovely freights about Lowell, or from the luxu- of the charge of murder in a New York court, on the First-Class paid fori criminal cases he especially excelled. His ready gilt ground of moral insanity, Judge Edmunds sustaining Contains 4848 square feet. Price, $1.10 per foot. rious apartments In his granite mansion on Capitol of repartee never failed to serve him. Once during the the theory. The plea of moral insanity was entered Terms, small cash payment; balance 7 per cent, lnter- HUI, he looks out upon the official world for prey in a neted forgery case In 1858, but the judge repudi- Staple, Fancy, Commercial early days of his practloe he asked the clerk of the TITLE PERFECT. among the public men who try to be fair and honor- ated It as a ground of defense, and so instructed the court to give notice. Butler was an ardent Northern jury. In the McFarland case, tried in 1870, the recor- Apply to able. And now, when the country seems settling down Democrat, and the only newspaper ol his party at der instructed the jury that in order for one to become and Bankers' Stationery. J. V. N. HUYOK, to more peaceful and prosperous times, stirs up the amenable to punishment he must not only know that Real Estate Agent, Lowell was the AivertUer, a journal entirely Ignored scum of humanity, and by disseminating false ideas, the act he seeks to commit is punishable, but must My facilities for supplying orders entrusted to me No. 1505 Pennsylvania avenue, by the larger portion of the community. "In what have the will-power that will enable him to choose be- are the very best, and prices will be the lowest that (Arlington Insurance Building.) has driven the thrifty working classes Into deplorable paper ?" asked the clerk, and added, contemptuously, tween the gratification of revenge and the Immunity such goods can be sold for in any of the Northern P. O. Lock-Box 428. sel5-til misery. He has declared himself the champion of the from punishment secured by refraining from a crim- cities. My experience of twenty-live years in this when he was told the Lowell AivertUer, " 1 don't inal act. It was generally understood that the jury Ignorant disgruntled. For the first time since the line of trade will enable me to make the most suitable know such a paper." "Pray, Mr. Clerk," said But- acquitted him because he lacked will-power. selections for this market. FOR «ALE. days of the spotless Monroe there occupies the Execu- ler, in return, " do not Interrupt the proceedings ; for tive Mansion a national, not a party President. A Somewhat recently the court of appeals In New WEDDING, ATTRACTIVE HOME if you begin to tell us what you don't know there will York decided that the only defense under insanity is RECEPTION and genial, intelligent, true-hearted gentleman was placed be no time for anything else." It would be an end- the disability to distinguish between right and wrong. VISITING CARD PLATE With the New Feature of a in the White House by the magnificent patriotism of In other words, laok ot selt-control Is no excuse for the less task to cite even specimens ot the wonderful commission ot crime. The commissioners revising the ex-Confederates—gallant soldiers—and supported Side Lot varieties of his wit. He is said to have been at table criminal code have advised the legislature to embody ENGRAVING AND PRINTING Of Even Width of the House Lot, all neatly Sodded when once there by the statesmen of all parties—by In it the ruling of the oourt of appeals against the not long since with the Chief Justice and Mr. Evarts, and Adorned with Flowers, Shrubbery, &c. men like Mr. Bayard, Mr. Curtis, Mr. Lamar and Mr. doctrine ot moral Insanity as a defense in criminal will be a specialty. A call and a portion of your pa- The House is a New and Neat Structure containing and some other men of distinction—Governor Hamp- matters. This, however, does not settle the question tronage is respectfully solicited. Brlstow. No sooner Is he there, surrounded by a noble about Nine Rooms with all the Modern Improve- ton one of them. Secretary Evarts, whose love for throughout the country. It is reported that the su- ments. Street Parted, Paved and Paid For. company of such men as himself, than Butler preme courts in four States have rendered decisions good eating is wrll known, smacked his lips over the PRICE ONLY $8,500; WELL LOCATED; TERMS- rushes to the front, before a committee com- similar to that ot the New York court of appeals, and EASY. terrapin stew, and asked Butler, "General, how much that the highest tribunals in eight States nave held RICHARD B. MOHUN, posed of impeachment lovers, ready to gloat over The above Is a good chance. would It. oost a year to have terrapin for dinner every substantially that responsibility for crime must depend Apply to J. V HUYCK. the hoped-for fall of an honest man, to be replaced by upon a knowledge that the act was wrong and suffi- day?" He was told. "But, General, 1 cannot af- cient control to restrain one from committing it. 1433 Penn. Ave., REAL ESTATE AGENT, an old trickster—the " martyr" Tilden. But here again No. 1505 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. ford so expensive a luxury, and yet 1 would exceed- There has been no uniformity in the decisions of courts the "Potter investigating committee" has proven more ol the United States on this subject. The judge before (ARLINGTON INSURANCE BUILDING.) ingly like to treat myself and friends dally to terrapin. CORCORAN BUILDING. P. O, Lock Box 428. sepl6-t!5 villainy against the aocuser than against the accused. whom Sickles was tried let in testimony to show botn You, who are so experienced In framing bills and get- emotional and moral insanity, while similar testi- je30-tf8 Till Mr. Hayes was found upright Butler was his ting them through Congress, can you not smuggle mony was virtually ruled out In the Mary Harris case. friend. Till|General Grant was discovered willing to JOHN BARRY, through an appropriation providing the Secretary of Three is a disposition in some of the courts to allow countenance dishonesty in those around him Butler State with funds to supply himself with this delicious doctors to parade new theories in regard to mental held himself aloof, and was his avowed enemy. When and moral unsoundness and to set up novel forms of viand?" "The terrapin Isa slow animal, is it not, the last President's true character lor obtuseness with irresponsibility. If they are allowed to have their Plumber, Gas & Steam Fitter Mr. Seoretary ?" " ¥eB." "Well," said Butler, " 1 own way in this matter, they will show that nearly National Portrait Gallery, regard to improbity In his subordinates showed itself think 1 might got it under the head of Stationery," It every person arrested for crime is afflicted with some Butler immediately became his sworn admirer and form of insanity. With the aid of a sharp criminal 1319 Seventh Street, bet. N and O N. W. was he also, perhaps, who first answered the often lawyer they may invent a new form of insanity for 625 Penn. Aye., bet. Sixth and Seventh Sts., supporter. every new case presented. There were doctors in asked question : What becomes of pins when they Washington, I>. C. 49-ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. Twice defeated for the position which he is again Boston who declared that Jesse Pomeroy was not re- myd-tH fall to the ground ? Well, they become terra-pins. sponsible and accordingly should not be punished lor • augll-tl* seeking, Butler hopes to make the executive chair of acts he could not help committing. Among the mul- 9 Wt Address STIHSOH St Co., Portland, Maine. mits that Butler owed muoh of his Bucoess to legerde- a seat envied by kings. " He cannqt get there," ex- Sound some who would hold that Spencer could not aprZl-lyi apr21-ly6" 7 THE CAPITAL: NOVEMBER 3, 1878.

to, and he has the same old peculiar pitch of his head— GOSSIP BY ROBERTS. Animal Intelligence. HOTELS AND BESTAUEANTS. to throw it back—and he can make the violin talk as [From the Chicago Times.] HOTELS AND EESTAUEA2ÏT8. no one else can. The first time I heard him was when At the recent meeting of the British association at A friend said to me the other day, Why don't you he was traveling with Adeltna Patti. Professor Ma- Dublin, Mr. G. J. Romanes, of London, read a paper write an essay on women? think you might do it on the comparative intelligence of men and animals, rini has a very fine photograph oi the little Patti, sent which has attracted great attention. In this paper he STEAMED OYSTERS •nicely." 1 mean to do so sometime. I think my ex him by her for her brother. She writes underneath : c aims for animals a higher and more varied intelli- perience has been such that I could make it interest- " To my dear brother Etore, my only teacher.." It has gence than was claimed by Mr. Darwin. He holds WASHINGTON ing. The place to see woman in her"poweris in board- that animals are capable of forming abstract Ideas, of STEAMED OYSTERS been given to Bell to have some others struck off. generalizing, of reasoning, and of exercising correct ing-houses, or in those half-way places that are too Mr. Marini, who heard her lately in Europe, says she judgment about all matters of Interest to them. In large for a boarding-house and too small to call a has improved so that there is no comparison irom regard to the emotions, he affirms that he has observed STEAMED OYSTERS [hotel, having all the evils of the one, and without unmistakable evidences in the higher animals of fear, what she was to what she is. affection, passion, pugnacity, jealousy, sympathy, 15 cents Half Peck, many of the privileges of the other—a place where, if Shaion, the gold-mounted senator from Nevada, pride, reverence, emulation, shame, hate, curiosity, 15 cents Half Peck, you should squirt pepper through the key hole, you revenge, cruelty, love of the ludicrous and of the beau- who gets five thousand a year from an economical tiful. This list includes nearly all the emotions oom- Club Restaurant, 15 cents Half Peck, would be very apt to cause a sensation on the other government ior attending to his own private business, mon to civilized man, except such as refer to worship AT THE ' • side j and if you open your door quickly you can see a and to the perception of the sublime in nature and is going to resign, we hear. He thinks the party can art. limber darkey jump oil of trunks outsid e, from whioh now get along without him. "Oh, don't you go, NEW YORK RESTAURANT, Mr. Romanes also finds that animals are endowed he had been "viewing the landscape o'er," or other- Sharon, don't go!" We should miss that silent elo- wise Invading the privacy of your room. These are with the faculty of conselence. Like most English NEW YORK RESTAURANT quence you so greatly possess, and sometimes we wish men, he keeps a dog, which he ha» made a study. It NO. 1409 NEW YORK AVENUE, 1216 Pennsylvania Avenue, "the places too see women In their prime ; and any one that the whole of Congress was eloquent in that way. is not a very useful dog, but it is heavy on intellect. 1216 Pennsylvania Avenue, having any humor in them can have a heap of enjoy- It was a happy thought in the Government to pay its On one occasion he shut the dog up in a room while ment, to see the Skirmishing, firing in the rear, sharp- he went to call on a friend. While he was absent the BERNARD HENZE, Proprietor. representatives to stay at home and mind their own dog, actuated by anger, tore the window curtain into OC20-tll shooting, with long-bows, short-bows and all kinds ot business. It is the best way of keeping them out of shreds. On his master's return the dog manifested bows. Hardee's tactics are nowhere compared with mischief. great joy at seeing him, but as soon as he pioked up ' those displayed by a number of women in earnest one oi the shreds the animal gave a howl and ran out ÎSTOW OPE2ST. There is a fair for the benefit of St. Peter's church of the room, AS the dog had never been chastised he 'battle. Some make a sortie into the hall, and plant on Capitol Hill, E street between Third and Fourth, could but conclude that it suffered from remorse, and he their guns, or tongues, full on the enemy ; others carry was equally oertaln that its subsequent conduct gave that 1 am Interested In, because money is needed so evidence of true repentance. The same dog, being -on a guerrilla war, hovering round on the outskirts much to keep the school going. It is much in debt, very hungry on one occasion, stole a cutlet from the and firing stray shots. Scouts are kept constantly at and this debt is being pushed, and the pastor, Father table and carried it under a sola. After a few mo- BEST HAVANA CIGARS, work to bring in the latest intelligence ; and when a O'Sullivan, lately from Virginia, has worked very ments it brought the cutlet out and laid it at the feet >flerce battle has been foug ht the men come in and ot its master, when, with shame depicted on Its coun hard to keep the school up. The bishop of the diocese tenance, It crawled again under the sofa, and •carry oil the dead and wounded, and sweep up the has given three hundred dollars out of his private amount of coaxing would induce It to come out. remnants. I enjoy these battles, and have great fun purse. The tables are all very fine, but the sanctuary Mr. Romanes finds little difference between the watching their progress, even if 1 do get struck and emotional life of the higher classes of animals CHOICE OLD WINES. au4-ly table draws the most interest, and is under the charge and the lower classes of men. In both the emotions pretty well peppered with small shot ; but 1 don't of the Misses Hose aifd Mamie Dooley. They have a are vivid, but fitful, impetuous and transitory. In his »» HdKR'M mind that, uhless I am hit in some vital part. Then I very handsome silver pitcher to be raffled for, and on' opinion the Ideas of numbers among the lowest savages • take a hand in the fray myself. are in no degree superior to those of the higher animals the confectionery table, presided over by Mrs. and the Both may be taught to play a game of dominoes, but Dmms^-Rooms, When a woman starts out to lie Jim Anderson puts Misses Barry, there is a lovely rustic cross to be raffled neither can be taught to play a game at draughts. Best Caterer in the City, and a Cuisine .on his hat and walks sadly away, knowing there is for. One can do a charitable action and at the same He finds that some of the higher orders ot animals loos ana loio F St. Northwest. no chance for him; and John Sherman begins to think have apparently all the mental faculties possessed by that Defies Competition. time lay In some Christmas presents at a small cost. uneducated deaf-mutes. When an adult deaf-mute 25 Cents Per Meal, $16 Per Month, life is a failure. However, 1 am not going to write my Willard's Hotel, that has been standing mute and becomes master of the sign language the change In $4 Per Week,. essay on the feminine race just now. his intelligence is wonderful. He oontesses that he silent for so long, is about to change the blank ex- A good joke is something that every one appreciates, heretofore thought in pictures, that he never had any pression of despair and desolation that has settled on idea of Immortality or religion, and no conception of 31 TICKETS FOR ffiB. excepting, perhaps,. Carl Sehurz. When any one tells it for the last six months. It opens on the last of the the sublime. One of these unfortunates stated that This plaoe is the cleanest and best conducted of 1M him a joke he thinks it is an application to locate in he firmly believed the bible was printed in the clouds Kind in the oity. Five different Kinds of vegetable«, present month under the very best auspices. Mr. two dlflerent kinds of roast meats, and two different his Interior, and he gives them a book containing the on a printing-press worked by miraculous power, from SPECIALTY, Breelin is a New York hotel keeper of many years the circumstances of having seen a press in operation desserts every day. Attentive and oolite waiters. -civil-service rules. Still, most people enjoy a joke ; standing, and is ait fait In everything pertaining to and irom seeing his parents gesticulate with their hands J. C. BURGER, but it is overstepping the bounds when one does a extended upward, while trying to explain the origl hotel duties; and "Ed." Harris, who is well known apsi-lyo Proprietor. mean, cruel, malicious thing, and does it under the of the book. Kentucky Blue Grass Mutton, here, is to be his assistant. Many rooms are already guise of a joke. And such a thing is the lengthy article From the circumstances that the mental condition engaged by New York and Eastern men. There is an of uneducated deaf-mutes is almost on the level of The Windsor Dining-Rooms in a Sunday paper of last week, "The Haunted House in SWEETEST, TENDEREST, JUICIEST MUTTOIf old historical aroma clinging around Willard's that that of animals, Mr. Romanes concludes "That the New Jersey Avenue." The property in question be- faculty of speech is alone the ultimate source of that makes it enviable. During the war, next to the IN THE WORLD. Mrs. M. WILKEY (formerly or 608 Ninth street longs to a widow of good family and her two children, enormous difference which now obtains between the "front" It was the center of interest. Every one clus- mind of man and the mind of lower animals." He ex- northwest) would respectfully inform her numerous and, as it is for sale, the article has severely injured friends and the public (n general that she has leased tered around there and waited with bated breath the presses no opinion whether speech is of natural or of it. It is very openly said that the person who wrote supernatural origin, but he admits that the presenoe and removed to the large and commodious building latest telegrams. Even back of the war it was the BLUE POINT OYSTERS located on the the article wants to buy the place, and did this in oi language alone is sufficient to distinguish us in diamond cluster among the ring of hotels, and walk- kind from all other forms of life. Ne beast has learned order to cheapen it, and thus cheat a widow and her and SOUTHWEST CORNER OF TENTH AND F ¡3TS., ing through the halls we seem to see the ghosts of to communioate with its fellows by means of words, children out of their just dues. hence the distinction between men and beasts Is most which has been thoroughly renovated and newly fur- beautiful women and gallant men that years back conspicuous. Until the point oan be decided in regard LITTLE NEOK CLAMS nished throughout, for the reception and accommoda- If every one had been like me it would have done awoke its echoes^! to the natural or supernatural origin of language, the tion of permanent and transient guests, where all the little harm, for 1 did not read a line of it, not having theological controversy about man's claims to immor- FROM NEW YOBS comforts of a home can be realized and enjoyed. The "Willards" consisted, I believe, of four broth- tality will remain unsettled. Itis held by theologians Single meals at any hour served, that is in reason, quite reached that point of idiocy to believe in ghosts DEVILED GRABS, TERRAPIN, &0. or "haunted" houses. 1 know of places, and some ers. The "original" Willard, who first came on here that man was possessed of an immortal soul, which with home-made dishes. Oysters and delicacies in and gave the hotel its name, has been dead for years. distinguished him from the beasts. The evidence of season. oc20-3m7 are in Washington, that are haunted by the devils of this was shown in the faculty of rejson, which, it was malice and uncharicableness ; but it is only the living His widow is also dead, leaving two sons, the eldest of held, the inferior animals do not possess. Lately it TO TEAVELEB8. we have to fear. When " we go hence we are seen no whom is a well-known and popular hotel clerk. He has been shown to the satisfaction of some persons that animals do reason, and that their mental powers more." 1 know that when I leave this world—I am in brought on here his other brothers, who have become ALTIMOBE AND OHIO RAILROAD. differ from those of man only in degree. Theologians ESPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN no hurry—but when I onoe leave it, 1 shan't bother prominent men In our community. Henry Willard may sometimes admit this, but elaim that language B is director of the Metropolitan Railroad Company. is divine origin, and the outward characteristic oi The great double track. myself to come back ; when I am once an angel swing- NATIONAL ROUTE AND SHORT LINE Joseph Willard Is not In active business, while every beings endowed with immortality. It would appear ing on a damp cloud 1 shall stay swinging, even if that the evolutionists are not yet out of the woods. TO THE -Carl should telegraph to me.therewas a light or one knows "Cady" Willard, the host of the Ebbitt If a man is only an Improved monkey, when and how North, Northwest, West and Southwest. House. did he acquire the gift of articulate speech 1 DINNER PARTIES TO TAKE EFFECT vacancy in the window for me. But to come back to SUNDAY, JUNE 9, 1878, at 4:46 p. m. 'the point, 1 did not read the above-mentioned article It is always pleasant to receive kind messages and until 1 found what annoyance it iad caused the tokens, even if from friends who are personally un- MUSIO. AT THE CLUB OR FRIVATE;HOUSES. Leave Washington: known; therefore 1 was gratified last week to receive t6:15 a. m.—NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA and owners and the people living in the house. BOSTON EXPRESS. Elllcott Oity, except Sun- some three or four notes from friends, made through If the fool catcher would only come around at the days. On Sundays to Baltimore only. Stops at my "Gossip," and a rattier unique token in the shape WHAT GREAT MUSICIANS Shipley's-Laurel, Annapolis Junction, Jessup's, Han- present time what a haul he would make. The peo- of an immense "apple," all the way from Lansing, Elegant Private Rooms for over and Elk Ridge. ple went in orowds to look at the " haunted " house. 6:60 a. m.—Baltimore, Annapolis and W#y Stations. Michigan. Mr.Hooker of the reform school there sent it. They climbed, every tree, got on the fence, cavorted (Cranberry, Strasburg, Winchester, Hagerstown and Eight hundred bushels of apples were gathered from on the roof, in order to get a glimpse of the " ghost." Parties. Way via Relay.) the orchard on the place. This one was the largest of +7:40 a. m.—BALTIMORE AND LAUREL EX- Every device was used to get inside, all the potato PRESS. all, and he said "I will send this to 'Eoberts,'" and so men for miles around rung • the bell, and were willing 8:10 a. m.—Point of Rocks, Cranberry, Strasburg, did. Also his brother-in-law, Mr. Johns, who has toglve their potatoes for nothing, and then go into Winchester, Hagerstown and Way Stations. charge of the school, sent me a specimen of cane-chair 8:30 a. m.—New Yo-k, Philadelphia, Boston and the kitchen.a^id boil them. Eugene Hale disguised This house, elegantly finished and furnished, pro- Baltimore Express. PARLOR CAR to New York and work made by a boy fourteen years old, an inmate himself to go and see if it was not the ghost of a vided with the best service, is under the immédiat« Philadelphia. Stops at Annapolis Junction. of the school. It Is a beautiful piece of work, and the chance he had onoe lost to be re-elected. supervision of +8:35 a. m.—St. Louis, Chicago, Columbus and Pitts- boy who made it will always have a living in his pos- burg Express. Hagerstown and Valley Branch ex- Joking aside, tile foolish article referred to "has session. Accompanying these little tokens were cept Sunday. Through car to Staunton. Pullman given great annoyance and serious trouble to a woman cars to Cincinnati daily. Grafton to Sandusky, daily, pleasant letters from Messrs. Hooker and Johns, and except Saturday. and her fatherless children, and there is enough for Miss Cora Peck. I am Indebted to El S. Randall, 9:00 a. m.—On Sunday only. Baltimore, Annapolis the writer in question to exercise his brilliant talents who has lately gone into the butcher business on GKAND, SQUARE and UP- John Chamberlin. and Way Stations. on instead'of doing a malicious thing in à round- 10:00 a. m.—BALTIMORE EXPRESS. Stops at Louisiana avenue, for a bountiful supply of good soup about way. Bladensburg, Beltsville, Laurel, Annapolis Junction, meat. RIGHT PIANOS: Jessup's and Hanover.- Another bank has gone up ; more widows, orphans S. B. MILLS, THEODORE THOMAS, WM. MA 12:10 p. m.—Baltimore, Elllcott Oity, Annapolis and poor people are swindled out ot their little earn Mr. A. T. Whiting sent a number of nice woolen and Way Stations. ' v stockings and gloves for children, many of which I SON. ings—money they worked for—to support a gang ot "They are In every respect superior instruments. +1:30 p. m.—New York, Philadelphia and Boston put where they did great good. J. A. Janus also sent Their tone is pure, rl'oh, brilliant, very dlstincc and of Express. On Sundays to Baltimore only, stopping at speculators. One colored man, head waiter in a small all stations. Stops at Laurel. 1 clothing. an entirely musical character. Their workmanship Is hotel In the city, lost èsooS The swindle is shown In of the very best.''..*. 4:30 p. m.—Baltimore, Bladensburg and Laurel Ex- the fact that, although it was known in the German I want to correot a mistake. Two weeks ago, press. Frederick via Relay. Stops at Annapolis Junction. American bank that in twenty four hours they would in speaking of some clothing sent by George F. Gr. KUHN, Timms & Co., Seventh and D streets, my very bad writ- +4:36 p. m.—Point of Rocks, Frederick, Hagerstown, .suspend, yet they took in deposits up to the last 407 Tenth Street, SOLE AGENT Winchester and Way Stations. On Sunday to Point moment. ing made the printer say "damaged " clothing, which, Also for the Matchless BCltDETT ORGAN. of Rocks and Way Stations only. I have a son who is a natural born "financier," and as Mr. Timms has just opened, was rather a reflection sepl5-3mos6* +4:40 p. m.—Baltimore, Annapolis and Way Sta- on his stools. The clothing was all nioe and good. tions. -will protably end up festivities by being a bank di- +6:30 p. m.—Philadelphia, Norfolk and Baltimore rector or president of an insurance company. I was Please, my gossipers, don't forget the Kentucky ELLIS & CO., Express. Norfolk except Sunday. Norfolk passen- seeking to instill into his youthful mind that he must minstrels, who give a performance for the benefit of gers taken In the care dlreot to boat at Canton. Stops the penny lunch on Tuesday, the 5th of November, at at Bladensburg and Laurel. -quickly learn to read and write, so as to earn his own 937 Pennsylvania Avenue, +6:60 p. m.—Baltimore and Way Stations. Odd Fellows' Hall. The prioe is made so every one living. " But I am not going to earn my living ; 1 U 1UmbUS E PreS8 am going to be a banker." " Well," said I, "you can go, and as cold weather Is oomlng on our expenses siE^fccfCAR^hic^. ° * - Increase. Sole Agents for +8il9: 260 p. m.—BALTIMORE EXPRESS must work to get the money for your bank." "No; I x t . ,P,- 5?,-St- L°?ls> Cincinnati, Pittsburg and am going to let the other people put theirs in ; you see a Mr. Muirhead, coal dealer up Fourteenth street, Louisville Express. Pittsburg, except Sunday Pul- J bank is where people put lots of money ; sometimes sent half a ton of coal to the penny lunch, and I can manears. assure him it was not carrying coal to Newcastle. THE FAMOUS WEBER, t9:30 p. m.—New York, Philadelphia ' and Balti- they get it out, and sometimes they don't." Mr. COB. A'lXTB ST. AND PENNA. ATE. more Express. SLEEPING CAR to New York and Mattlngly had a large finger in this pie It seems. •Taking up a copy of the Cincinnati Gazette a week Sel5-ly3 SPECIAL SLEEPING OAR to Philadelphia When " Ruffs bank " failed Mr. Kufi gave up every- pilnce I came across an article entitled " Tramps," by THE BEST IN THE WORLD. +Dally. All other trains daily, except Sunday All trains stop at Relay Station. thing, and started again in his old age to earn Henry Keed of this city. It handled the subjeot In a ME ISTTOIST, All through trains will stop at St. John's Run for a living—an honorable proceeding, that gained him scientific and philosophic manner. There are few Nearly all the great singers and artists of the world passengers to and from Berkeley Springs, and at Deer (SOUTH OF FRANCE) Park and Oakland Hotels during the season.' the respect of every one, and built a legacv for his writers of the present day who write such thorough give them the preference over all others. Also agents For further Information apply at ticket offices at de- children that is better than mere dollars and cents. good English af does Henry Reed. He reminds me for the celebrated pot corner New Jersey avenue and C street, 485 601 The affairs were put into the hands of Mr. Mattingly sometimes of Evarts; but Mr. Keed will get through a HOTEL NATIONAL. and 603 Pennsylvania avenue, and 613 Fifteenth street as receiver, and to this day no one has been able to sentence In a half page, while Evarts goes on so long This new hotel, one of the handsomest at this celf- northwest, Washington, and Masonic Temple, High Smith American Organs. street, Georgetown, where tickets can be procured get him to make a settlement. If these bank failures, that he sometimes forgets what subject he started out brated resort, is constructed with all the modern im- and orders will be taken for baggage to be checked "so-called," and insurance defalcations, fell only on |on. provements, has a superb position, commanding and received at any point In the city. L. M. COLE, W. M. CLEMENTS, the rich, though to be deplored, they would not be doing 'Robert Heller" is to give us a week ot magic. 1 THE PERFECT TEA STEEPER. beautiful view of the city, the sea and the Alps. It Gen'l Ticket Agt, Mast. Trans'n. so great a wrong; but it is the poor that suffer. To give remember when I first beoame a pilgrim and soj ourner has a hundred elegantly-furnished bed-rooms and GEO. S. KOONTZ. General Agent. to those who have, and take from those who have not, in this city of impossibilities made possible, when twenty-five parlors. Its dining-room Is light, airy and Is a scriptural Injunction that is scrupulously obeyed Palmer was the great attraction as organist at the beautiful. It has a restaurant, reading-rooms, with GREAT 1878. PENNSYLVANIA and about the only one, by all officials of any kind. ' Epiphany church. He arrived here from New York library, billiard-rooms, and hot and cold baths on ROUTE 1878. We have had two weeks of opera, and every night on Saturday morning, gave music lessons to his every floor ; also, a first-class elevator. TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST. the houses have been good, and some nights overflow- scholars, played on Sunday at the above-named This hotel Is the property and under the immediate church, and left for New York on Sunday night. His Doable Track, Steel Ralls, Splendid ing. It goes to show that Washington will patronize control of M. Sehirrer, so long and so favorably know» Scenery, Jlasnilicom Equipment. musical talent is great, and some of his compositions everything when it is well done ; and the Hess troupe the landlord of Hotel Méditerranée. je9-tfl June 10, 1878. were, with one or two exceptions, good—better than are not only beautiful, but of the higher order. But Trains leave Washington, from Depot, Corner of we generally get at once. Miss Abbott has revived his love ior the sleight-of-hand business seems to have Sixth and B streets, as follows: 1 swallowed up his love for music, although at his en EBBITT HOUSE, For Pittsburg and the West, 10:10 a. m. dally, with here a greater ovation, perhaps, than at any place Parlor Car to Pittsburg, and Sleeping Cars to Pitts- tertalnments he always gives some fine performances during her musical careér. Her naturalness is one of HEADQUARTERS ARMY AND NAVY, burg, Cincinnati, St. Louis and Chicago: 7-40 her greatest charms ; she is genuinely pleased at an on the piano, at least he used to do so In New York. p. in. daily, with Palace Car to Chicago. WASHINGTON, D. O. BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD encore, and, when a pretty iioral offering is made her, Every one will be glad to hear that Dr. Johnson For Oanandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara she is more like a child than a feted prima donna. Eliot is getting rapidly well. If he only knew how FOTJR IRON FIRE ESCAPES. Falls and the North, at 7:40 p. m. dally, exoept Satur- many grateful hearts among those he had helped, doc- day, with Palace Car to Watklns. For Williamsport Mignon and Marguerita are the two characters by Lock Haven and Elmlra, 10:lo»a. m. daily, except which she must be judged by us, as the other operas tored and fared for without anyprioe were sending C. C. WILLARD, Proprietor. Sunday. r were too light to be open to much criticism. In the up earnest prayets that he might regain his health. For New York and the East, 1:45 a. m. and 8:30 p. To do £ood for ijothing, to cast bread on the waters in m. daily, with Palace Oars attached; Limited Ex- former the romance," Knowest thou that fair land," a free-handed way, may seem shiftless to the practical press of Pulman Parlor Oars, 9:20 a. m. dally, except and the prayer in the last act, were well and better This valuable improvement consistsln the comblna IMPERIAL HOTEL, •Sunday. man ; but when we are flat on our backs, and our tion of Lamp, Boiler, &o., with tho Teapot j the steam sung than is often heard. Marguerita is, however, (FIRST CLASS,) WASHINGTON, D. O. For New York and the East, 1:30 p. m. daily, except eyes steadily fixed on the faot that we may be looking passing around and through the oenter of the pot, Sunday, with Sleeping Cars from Washington her best role. She looks the character, to begin with, steeping the tea without boiling, thus securing Room and Board per month, $50 ; per week, $17.601 our last on this life, and that this world is perhaps to Boston. For Brooklyn, New York, all through and seems to be more at home in it. I liked her better per day, $2.60 to $3. slipping from our grasp, it payB to think that tears of trains connect at Jersey City with boats, Brooklvn than any one 1 have ever heaft, excepting Nilsson. A VEKF LICT OTJE» OF TEA, To meet the wants of the traveling publio this first- and Annex, affording direct transfer to Fulton sincere regret are being shed, and heartfelt prayers class Hotel has reduced its prices from $4 to $2.60 and street, avoiding double ferriage and journey across Lucca | did not like at all. Abbott's rendition of the going up for our recovery, instead of feeling that our New York city. cathedral scene was splendid. Coming out of the $3 per day. Table board $26 per month. For Philadelphia, 1:30 p. m. daily, except Sunday, life has been such that nobody care«. We have in DIRECTIONS FOE USE.—Make the tea as usual theater "after the opera was over" 1 heard aladysay, l-ti8 J AS. S. PEIRCE, Prop'r. and 1:45 a.' m., and 5:30 and 9:30 p. m. daily. Washington as kind-hearted a set of men as oan be with boiling water, and nil the boiler about half full of Limited Express, 9:20 a. m. daily, exeept Sunday. * " Yes, I think she is as good as Miss Kellogg." Now, found anywhere, and particularly is this so among hot water; set the pot on the boiler and let It stand on Accommodation for Baltimore, 6:56 and 8:30 a, m. and if I was Emma Abbott, and heard that, I should hunt the medical fraternity, and the kindness of this class thestove, and the water boiling in the boiler willsteep AMERICAN HOUSE, 4:20 p. m. daily, exoept Sunday. up a ravine to softly breathe my last in. The " fat, the tea without boiling in the pot, it being a well- For Pope's Creek Line, 6:66 a. m. and 4:20 p. m. daily, is largely drawn on. There are so many people at known fact among experts in tea that except Sunday. fair and forty" Clara Louise, who flirts with the boxes, whose door sickness knocks while the pocket-book is Corner Pennsylvania Ave. and Seventh St.t Tea Soiled Is Tea Spoiled. For Annapolis,6:66 a. m. and 4:20 p. m. dally, exoept orohestra and actors, resembles the modest, pure, lov- empty, and yet they are as carefully cared for as if Sunday. ing Marguerita as a sunflower does a violet. Mr. money was plenty. Who will ever forget Dr. Dove, ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG For sale at wholesale by TABLE BOARD, $20 PER MONTH. RAILWAY AND ALEXANDRIA AND WASH- Eyse, as Mephistopheles, was as bad as it could be. If who died some five years ago f 1 know people who INGTON RAILROAD. he had tried he could not have done wor»e. I could never speak oi him without the tears coming up. For Alexandria, 6, 7, 8, 9:10, 10,11a.m.; 1, 8, 4:20, ft, Pick out a dozen better right among the officials of Every one loved him. Socially he was always wel- ELASTIC LAMP CO., my28-tfl SCHOFIELD A DUFFÏj Proprietor». 6:20 and 7 p. m. On Sunday at 9:10 a. m and 1 and 7 our oity. comed. He always had a good story to tell, with his p. a. 58 Murray Street, New York. For Richmond and theSouth, 2:46,9:00a.m. dally and One charm Miss Abbott has—that is the distinct- merry eyes twinkling, while among the rich he was At retail all Crockery and House-Furnishing MILES HOUSE, 8p35 p. ui. daily, except Sunday. ness of her pronunciation, i don't care much lor as a saint. He gave his time, attention and money Stores. nxr20-ti8 Trains leave Alexandria for Washington, 6,7,8:00,9:10, English opera; still ir)lt is supposed to be in our when needed—all in that jolly, off-hand manner that No, 913 F Street Northwest, 10,11 a. m., 1,3,4:20, 6, 6:20 and 7 p. m. On Sunday at TRY THE 8:90 and 10 a. m. and 8:20 p. m. native tongue I like to hear a known word pronounced took away the sense of obligation. Having one of Tickets, Information, Sleeping and Parlor Oar ac- the largest practices In the city, he died a poor man Strictly first olass in every particular. Meals 26 once in awhile. Miss Annis Montague as Zerllna, in cents each; $3.60 per week ; $16 per month : twenty- commodations can be procured at the offices: North- Fra Diavolo, was excellent. Her voifce is clear and comparatively, as far as dollars and cents went, but a P. O. D. 5-Cent Cigar one meal tickets for $5. east comer Thirteenth street and Pennsylvania ave- Board and room $1 per day. nue, northeast eorner Sixth street and Pennsylvania flexible. riortnh mamaT nl iinn hlaoalnivblessingas and ^Anwtearns no Pf genuinMe —sorro w WARRANTED ALIi HAVANA FIULER, avenue, and at the Depot, where order» can he left for I went to hear Ole Bull, as a sort of connecting link and his wife and children have a rich legacy In feel- E. 8. RANDALL, the checking ot baggage to destination from hotels ing that an undying wreath of Immortelles is laid AT aug26-ti8 General Manager. of the past. He is the same handwme old Ole Bull and residences. on his grave, made of the the flowers of remembrance L. P. FARMER. he was fifteen years ago, only his hair has grown and respect from the hearts of those he did his best FRANK LOUGHRAN'S, a week in your own town. Terms and $6 outfl 1 white. to cheer. ROBERTS. freo. Address H. HALLHTT fc Oo., Portland, Me Gen ! Passenger Agent. The front lock hangs over his eyes, as it used S. E. cor. Ninth tad F its. N. W. novl8-lyl FRANK THOMPSON, apr21-ly6 Gen'l Manager. THE CAPITAL: NOVEMBER3,1878.

THE FAIR given by the ladies of St. BOOTS AND SHOES. GREEN-ROOM GOSSIP. Peter's Parish, on Capitol Hill, at the Parochial sohool building, on C street, between Third and THE CAPITAL. Fourth southeast, has been conducted so successfully Miss ABBOTT met with the most utter success of during the past week that It is to be continued during any prima donna visiting our oity. She captured the the whole ot next week. The lady managers deserve SONDAI MOEIRAE KOVEMBEB S, UN. applause of the general public. She won the admi- more than special mention for theskfll and good taste The Great Boston Shoe Auction House, displayed in exhibiting their wares and .the ration of the critics. William Tecumseh Sherman, shrewd manner in which they get up their general, grew extravagantly wild_ about her, and Bob raffles to dispose of the many ornamental 491 PENN. AVE., bet. 41 and 6th sts* PERSONAL. ingersoll called her a chrysalis set to musio in a per- and substantial articles. Voting, " early and oiten,' sonal letter. She was not "set to music" In that per -A grass widow Is the relic of a green husband. is the order of the day—of a gold-headed cane sonal letter, but we have not time to arrange the con- to the most popular pastor; also, In the cameo SIGN OF THE RED FLAG. —"Woe" to the horse who ran away with Mod- struction of our sentence. ring to the most popular young lady, which is being Miss Abbott ha« been very successful, and we are competed for at the post-office and flower bower, suc- pleased of the fact. A brave, hard-working, amiable LEOPOLD RICHOLD, Proprietor. je cessfully kept by Mrs. J. T. Callaghan, assisted by !îr'he whisky a man drinks is often lost, as well M lady and actress, she merits her success from all We will sell 25 per cent, lower than any other House thfs sfde of Boston tor the next 30 days, which sources. „ .. . the Misses Robinson. The confectionery table Is ably the man. , ,, figures will tell. The ovation ottered her Friday night was something conducted by Mrs. Ed. Barry, sister and daughters; -A Paris-paper informs us that "paniers' are re- the supper table by Mrs. Connolly, Mrs. Wallaeh and Oent'B a»M na < . eclipsing all things theatric In Washington since the vived for ladles. . . Miss Hannah Dwyer; the fancy tables by Miss Fan- Gent's gaiters, $1.00, 1.20, 1.45,1.65,1.86, 2.00, up. war. nie -Jastell, Miss Laura Callaghan, Miss Sarah Har- An alUri In Texas is proving that the murdered Gent's calf button shoe, $1.75, 2.00, 2.25, 2.65, up. INTEREST has centered of late on Carmen, which bin, Miss Dell Reynolds and Miss Rose Dooley. Gent's English walking shoe, $2.00, 2.50, 3.00, up. man wasn't there. < turns out to be little more than a bouffe opera, with Gent's fine French calf, hand stitched gatter, $3.50 to 7.00. -Jack the Giant Killer, that Is, Jack Frost, has the advantage ot tine orchestration to give It the KATZENSTEIN It seems that some peo- Gent's calf boots, $1.76, 2.00, 2.25, 2.50, 3.00. 3.50, up. semblance of something better, and a death to put the killed the yellow fever. ple imagine our friend Katzensteln is open to any Baltimore made pegged and sewed boots, $3.00, 3.50 to 5.00. mark of a better style of art in it. It sounds very Gent's hand-stitched boots, $1.00, 4.50, 5,00 to 8.00. -"The Haunted Hotel " of the World has been shut much mixed, and many parts of It are bold and im- speculation, as the following letter will explain: Gent's kip boots, $1.50,1.75, 2.00, 2.50, 3,00, up. up The keeper knocked under to the bored. pudent Imitations and clever piracies. Oiienbacn, WASHINGTON, D. C., November 2. Gent's water-proof, grained boots, $2 25, 2 50, 3.00, up. -Was the Key of the Post-office able to open the with the same advantages, could certainly do better. MR. KATZEN8TEIN : I notice an advertisement in A large lot of gent's rubber boots at low prices. this morning's paper that you want a watch dog. I :Km.«nLjleai* mmm om Golden Gate when he was In San Francisco 1 The Habanera and the Toredore songs were pretty and pleasing, but there Is nothing in the work that have a good animal, two years old, mixed color; teeth just sharpened; tail full—three inches long; appetite Ladies' kid button, $1.00,1.25, 1.60,1.75, 2 00, up. —When a wile sees a pretty bonnet In a store win- justifies the claim which Mapleson sets up for it. Ladies' goat button, $1.00, 1.26,1.50,1.75, 2.00, up. dow she wants to go buy it; so does her husband. good. Dog can be seen on D street southwest, 367. Minnie Hauk acts the principal part passably and Price $4.60. Yours, JACOB YAW DUSSN. Ladies' morocco button, .75, $1.00,1.25,1.50, up. —Secretary Evarts lelt Washington to-day for New naturally rather than with any ideal power, and is ai P. s.—Would fetch the dog to your store, but have Ladies' oalf shoe, $1.00,1.25, 1.50. up. Ladies' glove kid, $1.26, 1.50,1.65,1.85, up. York olty. He will return the day after the election. best in this character a splendid bouile artist, wnicn no rope with which to fetch him. Please cail. means the degradation of art. Ladies' heavy leather plow shoe, .75, $1.00,1.25, up. —Albert Openheim wrote in an album, " O. de We are requested by our friend to Inform the fifty thousand readers of THE CAPITAL that his time is so Ladies' foxed gaiter, .75, $1.00,1.15,1.26. up. Cologne," after Rothschild had written, "R. deFrank- WE HAVE HELLER here this week. Heller Is the completely oocupied by hfs clothing business that he Ladies' lasting congress, .60, .75, $1.00,1.25, up. Ladies' kid and morocco congress, $2.00, $2 50, up. author, we believe, of that beautiful epic beginning : will be compelled to decline to Invest In outside spec- f ulations. Ladles' foxed button, $1.00,1.20,1.40,1.75, up. °—The jeweled serpent, which a Paris lady of the " Scott wrote well, but Dlokens wrote Weller; Ladtes' French button kid boots, best Philadelphia make, $2 60, 3.00, 3.50, up. Slgnor Blitz is hell, but I am Heller!" A large lot of ladles cloth and caeck top-gaiters, at $2.00, 2.25, 2.50, 2.85, up. demi-monde wears for fashion's sake, represents a fall WE ARE authorized and requested to state ornament. This wonderful prestldlgitateur is, in addition to that the publication In the Post of Saturday, in re- Particular attention is called to the name and number. NO BRANCH STORE. usual interest, the subject of considerable romance. —What does Tilden ci-pher, what river had Hayes gard to the retirement of Mr. Justice Olln from the A general assortment of boys', misses' and children's shoes sold at a great sacrifice. ap21-tt Hemarried, here in this city, oneof our most esteemed bench of the supreme court of this District, and in re- Ruther-ford, and does the P. O. D. oontain the Key to young ladies, the daughter of one of our most estima- gard to any committee of citizens having waited on the dispatches? ble citizens, Mr. Kleckhoefer. The marriage—not the President touching the nomination of Mr. Bradley TOBAOÜO AND 0IGAKS. withstanding the idea that genulses are always er- to the judgeship to become vacant on such retirement, -A man had an industrious but pretty wife, whom ratio—was a happy one, and Heller is devoted tohi s is erroneous. he likened to the ant, and afterwards saw an antelope Washington bride, who is an invalid, however, and who was no longer his deer. therefore unable to travel with her husband. Judge Olin has distinctly announced his intention GOMPTON & CO to retire under certain conditions, and a committee —In Paris fashion discards the poodle, and pre- THE popular and beautiful lines published this appointed by the citizens will wait on the President autumn for the first time, lrom the posthumous scribes a little nigger (négrillon) as an elegant lady's on Monday next, at eleven o'clock a. m., to request pet, dressed in Oriental style. works of William Cullen Bryant, touching the fall the appointment of Mr. Bradley should he retire. No -Some consider the holy writ more valuable than season, in which it is spoken of as the saddest of the committee of citizens has as yet waited upon the year, are being dramatized by Dion Boucicault for President In behalf of Mr. Bradley. silver and gold, but lock up their plate every night Wallack's theater. The plot turns on an Irish scheme 515 Seventh Street Northwest, and leave the bible on the parlor table. to overthrow the English government by robbing the SEVERAL large invoices of new styles in —Fashionable bonnets are ornamented with stufled customs and killing a collector. Dion is to do the overcoats and business and streetsuits received during Ask Attention to the Following Celebrated Brands of Cigarettes : birds. The bills are kept by the husbands, especially principal character, and with a red nose and ragged the past week at the one price clothing house, 319, RICHMOND GEM, RUSSIANS, coat, will introduce a new joke. Lester Wallack has If they are ol that kind that are hen-pecked. southeast corner of Seventh and D streets, George F. RICHMOND GEM., Half and Half, LATAKIA, (Turkish,) been interviewed, and is satisfied of the success of the Timms & Co. —The wife who washed the tar and feathers from play, provided that joke Is new. PERFECTION, WHIFFS, (Havana,) her husband, who bad been thus punished for beating OVERCOATS AND IMPORTED ULSTERS.— THE PET, PUFFS, (All Havana,) Miss ADELAIDE RANDALL, SO well and widely her, may be called the most constant of spouses. NAPOLEONS, (Louisiana Perique,) OUR LITTLE DARLINGS, (All Havana,> - known and popular In Washington, made her debut While in London our Mr. Saks purchased a large line —Sankey arrived in Liverpool laBt week, with his on the professional operatic stage last night as Fred- of ulsters. We Invite an Inspection of them. A. MATCHLESS, SARATOGAS, (All Havana,) lamlly. He proposes to make a religious tour through erico In the beautiful opera of Mlgnon. Her able ren- Saks & Co., 316 Seventh street. PURE HAVANA, JUNIORS, (All Havana.) England, We know ot no country that needs religion dition and fine powers, both as an actress and a vocal- ist, more than fulfilled the highest hopes ol her most so greatly. MISCELLANEOUS. Smoliing Tobacco = enthusiastic Mends. Miss Randall has the best BRISTOL BIRD'S EYE, —In England, when a teacher of the banjo wishes to wishes of our people, for that she belongs to our city, RICHMOND STRAIGHT CUT—Noi 1, 2 and 3, attract pronounced attention, he heads himself In his and has received her course of musical training among RICHMOND GEM CURLY CUT, RICHMOND CUT CAVENDISH, us. We feel proud In sending such a perfect lady of MATCHLESS, advertisement as "Nobility's banjo tutor and guitar- RICHMOND GEM MIXTURE, the opera out to the world. SEA LAVENDER, ist to H. R. M." LOUISIANA PERIQUE, A GOLD MEDAL PICADURA, (Havana,) BUDS AND BLOSSOMS, —It Is said that the gas companies have joined a THE old comedy sensation attempted at Wallack's only shows that good acting cannot get a modern Has been awarded at the Paris Exposition of KILLICKNICK. combination, and made up a purse for the purpose of audience back to the character of the ones that ap 1878 to hiring an assassin to slaughter Edison before he can plauded Sheridan, for steam and electricity have oc27-3mo2 Also, Finest Brands of Cigars and Chewing Tobacco. perfect his inventions. changed the character of the drama, and people are no longer leisurely or thoughtful enough to wait —Senator Sargent, who returned from California J. & P. COATS through dialogues and soliloquies for wit and humor. LADIES' GOODS. MISCELLANEOUS. last week, has for several days been confined to his They must have rapid action, and the playwrlgots for their best SIX-CORD SPOOL COTTON, con- bed by a malarial lever, but Is now rapidly recovering. have not yet discovered how art will show them the firming the estimate placed upon their goods at all the ways to Idealize the action as It can the characters, World's Expositions, from that at London, 1862, to The report that he was dangerously 111 Is therefore the Centennial Exposition of 1876. where they took a erroaeous. JACOB ABERLE of the Tlvoli Theater was tried by a diploma tor " SUPERIOR STRENGTH AND EX. CLOAKS! CLOAKS! CLOAKS! —Hughes, in walking against 0'LM.ry, failed to jury in the court of general sessions, on last Friday CELLENT QUALITY." The Second prize of a Silver Medal was taken by withstand the temptation of a bottle of champagne, week, for allowing a trapeze performer named Eurai do to perform up in the air without the net, which the the Wlllimantlc Linen Company, which claims to be drank the effervescent, InBldlous fluid, got gloriously law requires. The Society for the Prevention of the special champion ot American Industry, and which has extensively advertised a Grand Prize at Paris. 817 MARKET SPACE. 817. drunk and lost the race. Cruelty to Children prosecuted, and the court de —The Mexican minister at Washington is to appoint cided that the two men who stood below the trapeze a commission to organize an international exhibition of answered the purposes of the required'net. NO GRAND PRIZES the product of Mexico and the United States. GEORGE FAWCETT ROWE, from what we gather in Were Awarded for ©pool Cot- Greasers and cattle lifters. our exchanges of his final row in Ohio, should drop ton. at I*arls. —The crooked whisky moutaineers of North Car- the final " e " to his name. He is, to all intents and We have juBt opened an Elegant Line ot COMPANY olina promise to stop their business it the Government purposes, George Fawcett Row. Messrs. J. & P. COATS have established in Paw- " Ah me! what troubles do environ tucket, Rhode Island, the largest Spool Cotton Mills CLOTH CLOAKS, will let up on the prosecution. The spirit is strong, The dramatic gent, who trifles with a syren." in the United States. Every prooess ot manufacture, though the flesh is weak. from the raw cotton to the finished spool, Is conducted From one of the largest New York houses, and shall, THE Taming of the Shrew Is the title of an opera by —A California judge granted a divorce case because there. Their American-made Spool Cotton took the from day to day during the season, >ie in receipt of Goetz, recently performed in London, award at the Centennial, and while they have never the latest things out in the way of Ladles' Wraps. the husband had rubbed tho wife's nose with a nut claimed special merit lor their American-made Spool Expect during this week an invoice of the above meg grater, and the court thought they could not af Cotton over that manufactured In their Scotch Mills, goods, at prices from $25 to $10, and shall at all times they have the satisfaction ol announcing that they ford to encourage grater crfme. keep on hand a full stock of lower-priced goods. RECORD OF THE WEEK. have so identified themselves with this country that In SILK VELVETS we can ofler a full line. —The Chinese minister told the merchants who AMERICA, AS REPRESENTED BY J. & P. Black Velvets, from $1.26 to $8. complained of artificial teas that the way to stop the COATS, IS STILL AHEAD Navy Blue, Brown, Bronze, Cardinal-Stone, Myrtle IN SPOOL COTTON. manufacture was to stop buying them. That's the FOR OVERCOATS go to A. Saks & Co.'s, 316 and other colors, $1.75, $2 and $2.25. Seventh street. Black Silks, from 75 cents to $3.50. way the moon-eye crosses his tea. BÂTES â CÛATES, Colored Silks, from 75 cents to $1.75. —There is to be a world's fair in 1889 to celebrate Black Cashmeres, from 50 cents to $1.50. The 60 cent OYSTERS of every description, at Boss', 309 Sole Agents In Philadelphia for J. & I». COATS. the centennial of the inauguration of the American number fs all Wool, and worth much more money. Seventh street. novS-2t8 The other numbers are quite as cheap. constitution. In the meantime the ablest detective Also, a cheap line of Fine and Medium Colored Cash- will be employed to find where the aforesaid Constitu- COMMUNICATING and single rooms for meres, which we shall sell at a small advance on tion is. rent at No. 3 Grant Place. PAWNBROKER'S SALE. cost. nov3tf8 —One by one the roses fade. In addition to the .8®»We want it distinctly understood that we have, and intend to keep, a full stock during the season, and Pharisee swindlers of Glasgow we have Colder, the FOR fine upholstery work in artistic styles I go to Chace's, 616 Loulsana avenue. The latest styles AT PUBLIC AUCTION, do not Intend to be undersold by any house in the cashier of Providence, who robbed the poorest of the city. poor. He was an exemplary shining light ol the of furniture coverings always on hand at the very | B. H. WAMER, Young Men's C. Assassination Association, but he lowest prices. TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY, W. M. BROW IV, couldn't escape jail. CITIZENS of Georgetown anxious to know —The inhabitants of Rhelms thought one night two about the great election of next Tuesday should go to Its 817 MARKET SPACE. weeks ago that there was a revolution, for at midnight Bob Holtzman, 50 Congress street, where all tele- 5th and 6th of November, EE AL ESTATE BROKER the Cathedral bell began to ring a dreadful knell. It graphic dispatches will be given promptly from the door. AND was an American tourist, who had sampled all the At 10 111 the Mornlnsr, 7 In the Evening. wines of the neighborhood, and gone in the steeple, as Choice Dry Goods. ONE PRICE, marked in plain figures, The largest stock of Forfeited Pledges ever ofTered In most tourists do, but gone to sleep there, as no tourist means the lowest possible prices in all cases. This is | the District, consisting of • does. the rule at the one price clothing house, 319, south- Auctioneer, —There is a town called Hassan Ab dul, . east corner of Seventh and D streets, George F. GOLD AND SlLVf R WATCHES, Situated right square In Ca-bul, Timms & Co. DIAMOND JEWELRY, Where the Yataghans glisten CUTLERY, GUNS. REVOLVERS, MR. R. HARRIS, R. BOOKS, CLOTHING, BLANKETS, No. 916 F STREET Of the wild Afghanistan, of the firm of Harris & Co., the new and popular Seventh street jewelers, •BOOTS, HATS, SEWING MACHINES, Whetted sharp for the throatof John Bull. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, &c. PARIS, LYONS aM LONDON NOVELTIES. leaves Tor New York to-night in order to purchase But the English troops stationed at Plndi, their fall and holiday stock. He says, prepare to see i®-The above goodi will be sold, without reserve, to Red-coat and red-hot for a shindy, some startling novelties and low prices. the highest bidder. Will make short work of the natives, Black and Colored Silks With bayonets as sedatives, WE understand that our old friend, Pro-1 JAMES GUILD, Anct. A SPECIALTY. Property Managed for Non- From Peshawar to Jamlndl. fessor H. Masson, has completed arrangements by [ —Will ol Peter the Great : "Approach as near as means of which his work, " A Life in Two Worlds," R. FULTON, Residents. will be published every week in the columns ol the possible to Constantinople and India. To rule these Loan Office, 314 Ninth Street. Paris and Berlin Cloaks, Ladies' Sunday Gazette, commencing this day week. Is to rule the world. To this end excite continual wars, at one time in Turkey, at another in Persia ; THE president and ladies of St. Aloysius | Fall and Winter Opening Merino and Muslin Underwear. establish timber-yards In the Black sea; take pos- Relief Society return thanks to the following gentle- —OF— session by degrees of this sea, as well as of the Baltic, men for generous donations of dry goods, clothing, AN IMMENSE STOCK: Dry Goods of Every Description at Moderate REAL ESTATE BOUGHT, SOLD AND EX- both being neoessary for our ultimate success ; hasten shoes. &c., for the poor ot the parish: Mr. John T. —OF— Mitchell. Mr. Perry, Mr. Lansburgh, Mr. Dalton and j the decay of Persia, and penetrate the Persian Gulf ; CHANGED ON COMMISSION. Mr. Hazelton. BOOTS and SHOES Prices. re-establish, If possible, by way of Syria, the old trade For Ladies, Gentlemen, Misses and of the Levant, and advance as far as India, which is OVERCOATS, the largest assortment at the Samples promptly furnished. Children. the emporium of the world. Onoe in India, no more lowest prices, at A. Saks & Co.'s, 316 Seventh street. Complete In Every Regard. „ need ot the gold of England." Call and Examine Before Msiklng Purchases Else- THE SOCIETY ALBUM Mon^ Loaned on Real Estate in the District —Contributions returned from the yellow fever improves with yhflfft. HAMILTON EASTER & SONS, every issue. Its columns are filled with sprightly Special Inducements Offered to CASH CUS of Columbia, country : " A seal-skin vlctorlne ; a dozen double- society news, Interspersed with solid- looking advertise- lined buckskin gloves, that would be useful in Alaska; TOMEKS Baltimore. ments. The latest acquisition is Mr. Samuel Ganss, My Selection ot Slippers Unequaled by Any Others, oct27-2t4 a dozen or more beautiful chemises, embroidered who is well known as an energetic and reliable busi Either in Regard to Style or duality. IN LARGE AND SMALL AMOUNTS; ness man, and to him we think much of the success of handsomely on the outer edges, at top and bottom ; CHILDREN'S SHOES A SPECIALTY. the latter, though bright and clean, evidently second- the new paper is due. No Misrepresentations. Large number of PROPERTIES for sale and rent. hand. Some good, flous woman had stripped her- FRIED OYSTERS, 25 cents a box, at Ross', Auotlon sales a specialty. self to the bone to give aid and comfort to our sick, w. IV. DALTON, FURNISHED HOUSESof every description. 309 Seventh street. PALAIS ROYAL, Send for a copy of the Seal Estate Review. no3-6m7 destitute and dying people. God bless her, sar we. •o 903. PElfNA. AVENUE. 1117 Pennsylvania Avenue. There were boxes of Bhoes, too, ot all sizes, shades and AT DR. PAUL REINLEIN'S pharmacy, To tne Ladies = proportions. There were slippers sufficient to supply Ninth and P streets northwest, may always be found I PROF. SHELDON'S MONDAY and every day during the week, SPE- all the ministers who ever flourished on these bluffs." a select stock of pure drugs and chemicals; also, all CIAL BARGAINS in everyone of their numerous Your attention is respectfully invited to my large the popular family medicines ot the day. A nice selec and select assortment ot tlon ot brushes, soaps and toilet articles of every de- DANCING ACADEMY, departments. Nothing Short of Unmistakable Benefits scription. The Doctor gives his personal attention to FANCY GOODS. BERLIN ZEPHYRS tjANVAS EMBROIDERIES Conferred upon tens ot thousands of sufferers could the preparation of all prescriptions. Give him a call. 1004 F street northwest, AND WORSTED GOODS. The largest assortment of FANCY GOODS of any originate and maintain the reputation which AYBR'8 NOW OPEN FOB, THE SEASON. New novelties in FANCY WORSTED WORK SARSAPARILLA enjoys. It is a compound of the best WE AD-VISE our friends, Timms & Co., of house in the city. and EMBROIDERIES on Linen and Mummy Cloth, Days of Tuition—Tuesdays, Thursdays and Satur- worked with Bilk or Crowel Wool; BURLAP, RUG vegetable alteratives, with the Iodides of Potassium the one-price clothing house, corner of Seventh and D Real Shell Combs. «streets, to employ an extra police force, or do less busi- days. Terms: FIVE DOLLARS per month. Speolal FRINGES, new style ot Canvas, Applique and Point and lroni and is the most effectual of all remedies for rates for children and former pupils. We desire to call special attention to our immense ness. They were so rushed on Friday evening last as L scrofulous, mercurial or blood disorders. Uniformly not to observe the excitement created by the theft of a assortment of REAL TORTOISE SHELL COMBS, RMeiveda full line of MACRAMI THREAD and successful and certain in its remedial effects, it pro- coat from thefr vestibule. The thief waB captured by SHELDON'S ASSEMBLY ROOMS which we shall otter at the following fabulously low LACE DOSKS, for making MACRAMI LACE. This beautilul work can be easily learned by our in- duces rapid and complete cures of Scrofula, Sores, Officer Kearney, and sentenced in the police court For BALLS, GERMANS and other purposes, can prices: Real Tortoise Shell Combs, 80c., »1 50, $1.7?, yesterday to six months in jail. The ooat was recov- Bolls, Humors, Pimples, Eruptions, Skin Diseases be rented VERY CHEAP. Call before making other $2.50. These goods are actually sold at even lower "'STLKVRINGES, TRIMMINGS, BUTTONS in ered. arrangements. se!6-tf3 and all disorders arising from ipipurity of the blood. prices than the Imitation Shell Comb® of precisely the great variety. ... . same patterns are sold elsewhere. Two hundred dozen GERMANTOWN WOOL, first quality, 10 cents By its invigorating effects it always relieves and often SPECIAL PRICES—FOR CASH ONLY.— per ounce. Agent for Frank Leslie's Paper Patterns. cures Liver Complaints, Female Weaknesses and To order—Best English trouserings, $10. Special Notice to the Ladies. Imitation Shell CombB, 50c., worth $1. JET COMBS MBS. SELNA Kl'I'PKRT- Irregularities, and is a potent renewer of vitality. To order—Best English suitings, (35. WILL OPEN ON MONDAY MORNING NEXT in immense varieties at equally low prioes. «14 Ninth street, opposite Patent Offloe, No branch store. For purifying the blood It has no equal. It tones up To order—Best Scotch suitings, $35. ONE HUNDKED MATLESSE, DIAGONAL AND We shall also open choioe goods in RUBY and To order—Best Scotch trouserings, $10. BLACK GARNET JEWELRY, comprising Pins, the system, restores and preserves the health and im- BEAVER CLOTH CLOAKS, IN PRICE FROM This is a reduction of 20 per cent, from la?t month's Eardrops, Pendants, Bracelets, Necklaces, and the parts vigor and energy. For forty years it has been prioes. The terms are cash to everybedy. A. Saks & $5 UP TO $35. DUFFY'S in extensive use, and is to-day the most available Co., 316 Seventh street. latest designs of Bonnet Ornaments. It6 medicine for the suffering sick, anywhere. W. W. BURDETTE & CO., CAPTAIN M. COOMBS, the second Bogar- It5 Nos. 928 Seventh, and 708 K streets. ADEMOISELLE BRUN HAS RESUMED Metropolitan & National Bowling Alleys, FOR SALE BT ALL DEAL&BS. dus, will start for River Springs, St. Mary's county! M her instructions in the French lauguage.and Md., with his crack shots, Messrs. M. Coombs, Jr., HE SECOND SIGHT OF MISS OLNEY IS COB. SIXTH AND C S TS., DEUTSCHE SCHLAFROCKE — {Dressing will insure satisfaction to those who entrust them Ferguson, Davis, Ball, O'Nell and RIcketts, next T selves to her method ot teaching. Gowns.)—We are in receipt of one hundred and fifty Monday morning, for a ten days' gunning expedition. very remarkable. The revelations made through Pronunciation and conversation being the points dressing gowns made expressly for us by Otto Bauer Captain Coombs, we understand, intends to challenge her clairvoyant powers astonish the world. Miss most difficult to acquire, Mademoiselle Brun will de- of Vienna. The prices are moderate. A. Saks & Co., Captain Bogardus to a trial of marksmanship on his Olney may be consulted upon all business oompllca vote special attention to them. 1803 H street north Best appointed establishment In the city. oct27-tfl 316 Seventh Btreet. return from the above trip. tlons and affafrs of life at her rooms, No. 455 Missouri west, corner Eighteenth street. sepl5-l«t6* | avenue. . .,