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WASHINGTON (AP)—President asylum and others by going un- good health. Carter Monday ordered all Iranian derground. diplomats out of the country in The other position, supported by retaliation for a lack of progress on Carter had hesitated in taking this some other Revolutionary Council the hostage crisis. latest step out of hope that President members, would have left the Abolhassan Bani-Sadr and other hostages in the militants’ control, the The move followed resistance in relative moderates in the Iranian sources said. Tehran to transferring control of the government could arrange to have Americans from the hands of the 50 Americans put in their charge. Although Khomeini chose the militants at the embassy to the ruling second recommendation, the sources Revolutionary Council. But Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini said he appeared to make a con- and the militants blocked every cession to Bani-Sadr’s group by Carter made the decision at a attempt along those lines. morning meeting with his top policy saying people will be allowed to advisers, including Secretary of State After meeting with Bani-Sadr and check the health and living con- Cyrus R. Vance. Foreign Minister Sadegh Ghotb- ditions of the hostages. zadeh, Khomeini anriounced Monday Three U.S. clergymen invited by One source said the expulsion order that the hostages would stay under was delivered to the Iranian embassy the militants to hold Easter services the militants’ control until the new at the embassy reported the hostages in Washington in mid-afternoon, but Iranian Parliament decides their fate. the official who confirmed the were in excellent condition. presidential action said he was Diplomatic sources said Bani-Sadr Evidently still ruled out by the uncertain of the timing. and other senior Iranian officials president is military action or other submitted two opposing solutions to use of force to try to break the Most of Iran’s diplomats in the Khomeini for his ruling. United States were ordered home by stalemate. Carter planned to confer the State Department following They said one solution, backed by with his advisers in person and by seizure of the U.S. embassy by Bani-Sadr and Ghotbzadeh, would telephone throughout the day on militants in November. have meant a transfer of the hostages sanctions against Iran as he also to government custody to assure the prepared for talks beginning today However, many managed to stay in United States and the world that the with Egyptian President Anwar the country, some by seeking political Panel critiques American captives were secure Daily and in Sadat. Skiff

y Cary Humphries By J. FRAZIER SMITH “We don’t expect the Skiff to be a “A lot of people are not aware of played in front Staff Writer perfect publication. Good reporting the enormity of our jobs at the Skiff,” . rs came out on is a learning process,” McNertney Vanderlinde continued. “The student added. ; » match for the The TCU Daily Skiff prints too body doesn’t understand what goes tch. much Associated Press news and Teal commented that the Skiff “is into the production of a newspaper.” doing a better job now than last year, needs to cover controversial issues on or even three years ago.” Pace said a student newspaper campus more thoroughly, a panel of shouldn't isolate the students from university leaders indicated Wed- A problem does arise, Teal con- outside news. TCU students depend nesday. tinued, because of the overlap bet- heavily on the Skiff for outside in- The panel, which consisted of ween the Skiff's function as a learning formation, she said. representatives from the Student tool for journalism students and its “In a survey taken earlier in the House, the Faculty Senate and the use as a news source for the student year, it said that 98 percent of the administration, was formed as part of body. TCU students read only the Skiff,” a student publications forum. The Much comment was given the Faculty Advisor Paula LaRocque forum was sponsored by the TCU Skiff’s handling of national and added. chapter of the Society of Professional international news. Hartman said he felt the two Journalists, Sigma Delta Chi. Forrer said that too much space publications—but mostly Image—do TCU News Service photo The panel included Vice- was given this kind of news, with too a good job of gathering comments Chancellor Paul Hartman, Dr. little effort to make the news relevant outside the university community. “SPIRAL” —The Laura Dean Dancers and Musicians Dean. The company will perform at 8:15 p.m. April 11- Richard Forrer of the religion to the TCU community. Image has also done some good dance in “Spiral,” a work choreographed by Laura 12 in Ed Landreth Auditorium. department, Dr. Edward McNertney interpretive work, he noted. of economics, and Student House The Skiff should also handle President Gary Teal. controversial issues, gathering opinions and views on those issues. Each speaker was allowed five minutes to offer opinions or com- The Skiff should also cover more Authorities to speak at violence symposium ments. extensively the speeches, art exhibits A response group of student and concerts on campus. They help A symposium exploring violence in Film, video, photography, painting erotica in the arts by Dr. Seymour New England Medical Center. publications editors included Skiff present a portrait of what TCU is America over the past two decades and drawing will be used to explore Feshbach, chairman of the Depart- The responsiblity of the artist to art Editor Paige Pace, Editorial Page about, he said. will be held in the Metroplex on three subjects ranging from rape to ment of Psychology at the University and society by noted Guatemalan Editor Debbie Jenkins, Campus successive weekends beginning April violence in rock music. Specific of California and violence in rock painter and art critic Elmar Rene Editor Virginia Vanderlinde, Sports This is a problem, Skiff editors 12. incidents, ranging from Kent State to music by Ken Emerson, con- Rojas, and art and violence in culture Editor Cary Humphries, and Image replied, because the paper is severely understaffed. the New Mexico Prison riots, will also temporary music critic for the New by Bill Honan, editor of the Arts and Editor Becky Beatty. Authorities from around the world be examined. York Times Sunday Magazine. Leisure section of the New York “The two publications serve as a The Skiff started out with 12 to 15 will speak during the symposium, Funded by the Texas Committee Also included will be the films Times, are also scheduled. practicum for journalism students reporters from the reporting class “Violence in American Society for the Humanities and the National “Double Suicide” and ‘‘Samurai and other writers, providing a means contributing two articles per week. (1960-1980). The session will be co- Spy” by Japanese film producer of communication for the students of” The number of reporters has sponsored by the Elmwood Foun- Endowment for the Humanities, the The day-long symposium activities symposium blends the different Masahiro Shinoda. * TCU,” Hartman said. dwindled to nine, Vanderlinde said. dation for the Arts and Humanities, will be held only on the three suc- artistic media for a powerful look Fort Worth; and the Department of Suicide, violence and society will cessive weekends, but an exhibition of into violence in America. Psychiatry, University of Texas be examined by Dr. Herbert Hendin, 60 photographic prints from the The format for the day-long ac- Health Science Center, Dallas. director of the Center of Psychosocial Magnum and Black Star Publishing tivities involves speeches, film Studies, Veterans Administration, Companies will be on display The symposium will be held at the showing and dialogue with the Franklin Delano Roosevelt Hospital. throughout the month. University of Texas Health Science audience. Center in Dallas on April 12-13 and The Sunday, April 13, program, Speakers and subjects for the also in Gooch Auditorium, includes For registration, call 634-5384 or April 26-27. It will move to Tarrant Saturday, April 12, program, the subject of rape, its impact and write Violence in American Society College, South County Junior beginning 9 a.m. at Gooch meaning, By Dr. Carol Nadelson, an Symposium, P.O. Box 9196, Fort Campus, on May 3-4. Auditorium, include violence and author and professor of psychiatry at Worth, Texas, 76107.

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Iraqi raids on Iranian oil fields . Iran has responded by Soviets withdraw more troops from E. Germany. The official withdrawing its diplomats from Iraq and s placed its army on full alert. East Berlin news agency did not say how many troops and tanks were No casualties were reported in the raid in southern Iran. withdrawn in a continuation of the plan announced last October by On Sunday, Iraq demanded that Iran withdraw its troops from three Soviet President Brezhnev. islands in the Persian Gulf. In the past, Iran has accused Iraq of aiding Western observers believed Brezhnev's plan was designed to discourage secessionist Kurdish rebels in northwest Iran. NATO plans to install medium-range nuclear missiles in Europe. NATO C has approved the plan. The number of total Soviet troops in East Ger- Sadat arrives in Washington for autonomy talks. President many is estimated to be 400,000. Carter meets with Prime Minister Begin next week over granting some sort of self-rule to more than 1 million Palestinians who live under Israeli Cuba to let di tled citizens go. A radio broadcast said control. Sadat and Carter will begin talks today as time grew short for a that the thousands of Cubans who mobbed the Peruvian embassy in Havana Sunday will be allowed to leave. : settlement. ’ If the May 26 deadline for an agreement is not met, Western European The broadcast called the citizens ‘common delinquents, anti-socials, vagrants and bums,” but the Peruvian government said it was “an un- countries are expected to start their own mediations, which could lead to new pressures from the Soviet Union and radical Arab nations against precedented human tragedy.” Because Peru has said it cannot take all of the Cubans who want to leave Castro’s rule, many are expected to seek Israel and Egypt. The Palestinians and Jordan have condemned the asylum in the United States.

Kibbutz attacked by Palestinian raiders. An Israeli baby and two Three more hostagés freed in Colombia. Only 20 diplomats remain in the Dominican Republic's Embassy, but the U.S. ambassador and the papal nuncio remain held by a leftist guerrilla group. : | the midinight attack near the Lebanese border. The guerrillas and the Colombian government resumed negotiations Monday, but the guerrillas are not reducing their demand for the release of 28 jailed leftists in exchange for the hostages. The government has said * it is constitutionally prohibited from releasing the leftists. The government is thought to have suggested that the trials of some | suspected guerrillas be transferred from military to civilian courts or that some human rights groups be allowed to observe the military trials. 5

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It is also + America the beautiful, America the productive. absolute aut This fruitful nation has trained its inhabitants to be - Let them kn them riffraff voracious consumers of all it so bountifully provides. them gets su Americans consume food, gas, oil, lumber, paper, ment before water—they consume because the United States was stapler and h founded on a land rich in natural resources. If the wor The U.S. economy has obligingly built its base on this fast. Have ti overconsumption. Businesses, aided by technology, reap the rotten meat | land’s resources and fashion more and more new products Concernin will often co from them, creating new needs through advertising. ; ~ We Americans thought this was okay. After all, the his hands. H energy reserves, fertile soil and water supplies were here— circumstance your desk or why not enjoy the products they offered? And who cares if a work, tell the little is wasted—there’s always more. But now, the situation is changing. We see an end to our Since the « person, ever) once-thought endless natural supplies creeping toward us. ventures intc Still, old habits die hard. This technig Even now, Amercians leave their cars idling while they pressionable run into a store for cigarettes, order more food than they entire semest eat, set their thermostats at 75 in winter, and buy products Treat the they don’t really need. especially if What we Americans must realize is that our way of life is serious answi not the ideal life to be emulated by the rest of the world. We The man wh must see that we are overconsumers—even gluttons. a serious scie ‘Millions starve throughout the world, while we worry Flowers and Darts People ofte about overspending our credit card limits or making their loved o that has spr payments on our $50,000 houses. Students need the By J. FRAZIER SMITH sour” so to speak, since losing their contract to Marriott as of Either tell th If we could be satisfied with a little less—fewer clothes, Guest Columnist

hasn’t been s June 1. smaller homes, less air-conditioning, more gas-efficient cars Darts to the Office of Residential and less meat—we may force our economy to restructure It’s sometimes good to recognize Jerry's ¢ itself to a society aware of the limits of its environmental new constitution the good things that people do for Living and Housing, who should one another. It's also good to of thought of a freshmen dorm 1814 resources. years ago. Unfortunately, Americans probably won't slow down recognize the bad as well. So, darts 9 By GARY TEAL Secondly, the document places and flowers to the following Darts to whoever set the 4:30 10% di their consumption and waste until short supplies and Skiff Columnist more responsibility on the House people. p-m. closing time for the student itself to police its membership and see for center " government restrictions force them to. On April 18 the student body will Darts to those people who flush cafeteria during the Easter that its legislation is enacted. The break (some people Then, Americans may have to do without much more be asked to vote on a new student the john when other people are in simply cannot entire constitution is written in such a eat that than if they had willingly conserved ahead of time. body constitution. Revision of the dormitory showers, and don’t have early in the afternoon). way as to make the House a more the decency to warn the showerer. Darts to those who will House documents has been a priority powerful tool for student-initiated of several student government ad- Flowers to the men who hold telephone a dorm room, and let the L F change. : ministrations lately, and the process doors open for the ladies. phone ring endlessly into the night. In my mind, the most important has finally begun. Flowers to those who turn their Flowers to the Films Committee, change in the new constitution is the 4 | A newly written constitution is stereo down when someone asks who brings movies like Dracula Black partial reapportionment of the Stallion: really only the first step in updating politely. and An Unmarried Woman to Bravo House. Since 1969 the House has Flowers to instructors who give TCU. the severely out-of-date House been made up of student represen- optional exams in April. Flowers to those who attended You documents. Upon approval of this tatives elected from distinct con- new constitution, the House will Darts to the ARA Food Service, church on Easter, and knew the wit intervals; Hoyt Axton revels in a brief stituencies by geographical location, By RICHARD BRANDT adopt a new set of Bylaws, a new whose quality food has gone reason why they were there. Bri Guest Film Critic role as the boy’s father, a born at the ratio of one representative per

gambler and storyteller; and Teri Election Code, and an updated Fiscal 90 students. . The new constitution Carr, if given little to do as the Policy statement. \ + The new version of Walter Farley's With the exception of the con- will raise the number of represen- Letters to the Editor ‘tlassic The Black Stallion has a lot to mother, carries off the part with her tatives by about 15 by changing the stitution, none of these documents offer—and not merely to children and customary skill and charm. ration to approximately one will greatly affect the average student Food service other means necessary” to im- horse fanciers, either. representative per 70 students. Dear Editor, prove communication between the Director Carroll Ballard, a former at TCU. Mostly they concern No group or dormitory will lose documentary filmmaker, brings an themselves with House operating In March, Marriott Food food service and the students. It seems two survivors of a ship- representation with the new system. Marriott has already pledged wreck are washed up upon an Aegean acute sensitivity to the work. Assisted procedures, standing rules, and the Service was selected as the new to Several dorms will gain one TCU food service beginning with work closely with this new island—a young American boy and a by cameraman Caleb Deschanel, he like. They will not, accordingly, representative. Town students will wild Arabian stallion. At first con- makes The Black Stallion the most require a student body referendum. the Fall 1980 school year. The committee. gain approximately eight seats in the Up to 11 students cerned only with matters of survival, beautiful movie yet this year, with an It should be emphasized that the House of Student Representatives may serve on House. felt this committee. the boy eventually turns to eye for spectacular landscapes, in- House has written a new constitution that poor communication I hope that all This constitution passed the House _ students will consider befriending and taming the powerful ventive compositions, and the for the student body at large. House between food service and students applying for in a unanimous vote last Tuesday. was a the Food Service black horse. After a time, comes the splendors of ordinary objects that the Bylaws affect only House members partial cause of the Advisory When it comes before the student problems with the food service Committee. Applications ‘inevitable rescue, and the boy is eye usually passes over. The stay on and House business, in general, but body, I urge you to vote, and to vote are inspired to another goal—turning his the island becomes a primitive idyll, this constitution will affect almost over the past few years. available in the main cafeteria and FOR the new constitution. It in the snack bar. “Black” into the greatest racehorse in filled with unexpected wonders and every TCU student at least once in his represents the culmination of a great The House recently created a four years at TCU. This Sominitios is a way for ithe world. dangers. deal of work on the part of the House Food Service Advisory Committee The student body constitution composed of students, faculty and students to have significant input Elections Committee, and brings a into the . The rapport between boy and horse The music score is by Oscar-winner establishes a student government at administrators to solve some of new food iy [ op number of long overdue im- this committee, TCU Food Service is incredible—the long sequences Carmine Coppola, who uses Arabian TCU. This includes student body provements into student government. these communication problems. officers, the House of Student can be what the students want. | showing the boy gradually working themes subtly to suggest the primitive Applications are now being sought This committee will “act as a Representatives, and the University hope to hear from you soon. his way into the horse’s confidence aspect of the union of boy and horse. earnestly by the House Executive channel for complaints and ‘are a remarkable achievement. Such Editor Robert Dalva can share credit Judicial System. It determines in _suggestions, make recom- board for places on all university Messineo, Vice scenes are bound to appeal to with Ballard for creating the most. great part how these bodies will be committees. These committees, made ndations to the TCU Food formed and what the purpose of each Service, conduct periodic President House of Student children and animal lovers exciting and suspenseful horse race in up of administration, faculty, and everywhere, yet work on a broader screen history. is. students, play a very large role in the scale as intriguing drama with flashes Most of the changes that the House ongoing administration of the of comedy Credit must also go to executive has passed in this new constitution producer Francis Coppola, who are clarifications and amplifications University, and represent perhaps the " Kelly Reno plays the boy with a served mainly by seeing that time and of what was in many cases very greatest opportunity for meaningful input available to students at TCU. ‘natural ease, while his horseriding money enough was available to tell 5 this story the way it should be told. The shipwreck that opens the story proper, for example, is surely the ed film most spectacular as and realistic ever on First of all, Yet all the laurels for

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By STEVE NICKLAS y timid, taking on Staff Writer said, gas will be available and } ch as the phone convenient for Six Flags | television, but By PAT BREDEHOEFT Sometimes it is necessary to bother the professors because the telephone Six Flags over Texas is customers. ; so deftly that one Staff Writer caller wants help with a research project. One group wanted a couple of Since opening in the summer of | graduate students to help them. They were doing a study on the effect of celebrating its 20th anniversary : this season, and park officials hope 1960, 37 milllion people have ften come at such They call me Rent-A-Shrew, or simply The Lip. I've been the Biology singing and dancing on plants during the full moon. Unfortunately, the passed through the Six Flags gates. | pace that it’s ‘department chairman lost control and laughed in their faces. I hope they this could be the amusement park's Department secretary at TCU for three and a half years. And, believe me, it biggest year ever. The park now covers more than them all in one takes a special breed to be one. called UTA. 200 acres, with more than 100 | vo comic geniuses Sometimes these people want to bring in an interesting specimen that “This past month of March has Many times I've seen Sweet Young Things hired to do a job like mine. exceeded last March by 12 percent rides, shows and attractions, Neal | films these days, they've found. Try to discourage this. Tell them you're sure UTA would love said. Mel Brooks) it's They're like the book salesmen in the three-piece suits. You can spot them a to see it. But, they may just show up with their treasure anyway: in attendance,” said Bruce Neal, The park originated from a cow | another comic mile away. All that sweetness and light is pretty hard to take. But Sweet A very, very strange man brings in a dead snake in a bag. It has swallowed public relations director for the Young Thing will soon do an about face and become Jack the Ripper, like park. pasture on the Waggoner DDD | wings. a pop top and died in this man's parking lot. Murphy's Law: Nobody will be ranch, and was conceived in order me. Either that, or leave to become an optometrist’s assistant. available to take this man and his bag of snake off his hands. The best course Neal explained that each vear the park tries to add somthing to draw national attention to the | I’ve is to have the man write a note and stuff the snake into the nearest often tried to advise these babes in the woods on the rules of survival. new, and this year it has added a Fort Worth-Dallas area, Neal said. They usually don’t believe me. They should. I've refrigerator. Tell the man you're delighted he brought it and shove him out learned everything I know huge roller coaster—the Judge Roy Texas has been claimed by six from experience. the door. nations in its history. Six Flags Scream. Neal said the ride further Sometimes the specimens are still alive. Don’t cringe if an exotic dancer expanded the park’s size, since it is over Texas celebrates this history These are my words of wisdom for the aspiring departmental secretary. brings in her 12-foot python for show and tell. Try to admire it. However, by designing sections to represent Take it or leave 2,500 feet long. it, but it's all true. al : A check out the closest escape route. Spain, France, Mexico, the | Also, he said, new service

It is most important to know everything. Be nosy. Make it your business to Be fearless. Anything that creeps or crawls may be living in the Biology stations have been installed in the Republic of Texas, the Con-

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A know the location of everything within your domain. When the department Department—and is capable of escape. Don’t have a heart attack when a park to provide gasoline for the federacy, and the United States of chairman is looking for his piece of framed petrified wood, give it to him. If dust-covered crayfish jumps out at you in a dark stairway. Expect to find America. general public. the centrifuge needs work, be able to hand them a set of spare brushes. You dead frogs in the hall or lizards under your desk once in a while. Try not to Ray Williams, the park's general This year, for its 20th an- might never have a free moment, but you'll be indispendable. The professors worry when the boa constrictor escapes. It will probably be found—sooner manager, said the gas crunch of niversary, hundreds of changes

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Also make yourself indispensable by shouldering as many jobs around the Try not to crumble during emergencies. Somebody needs a cool head. |tendance about five percent. park, Neal said. J department as possible. Keep all of the extra door keys and hide the most Have a large first aid kit on hand for careless freshmen experimenting in the important ones. Be the only one who knows how to get the display cabinets biology lab. If somebody smells smoke, you will probably be the only one open. It is most important to take care of all purchasing matters and pay the capable of locating the fire and putting it out. | Fall semester advisement, bills. That way, the department could be repossessed if you leave. Be ready for major flooding at all times. The air-conditioning equipment oa on the top floor can be counted upon to leak water through the ceiling about Honors schedules set It is also very important to maintain discipline among the ranks. Be an once a week. Try and stay sane when the refrigerator, electron microscope, Student academic advisement for April 8 include the presentation of absolute authoritarian. Make sure the graduate students know their place. water pipes and ice machine begin to spurt out gallons of water—all in the the fall 1980 semester and TCU's

nh senior research papers and an annual Let them know where they stand in the departmental pecking order. Call same afternoon. Always keep a mop and bucket at elbow’s length. annual Honors week began yester- Honors recital presented by Pi Kappa them riffraff. Ask them why they're standing around in the hall. If one of day, April 7, and will continue FA Sometimes it helps to know the history of your building when things go Lambda, the national music honors them gets surly, ask him how long he’s planning to stay around the depart- through April 11. ment before graduating. Also berate them for being unable to operate the wrong. Then you can explain that the heating and air-conditioning system in society. Winton-Scott Hall was obsolete when installed more than 20 years ago. This Undergraduate students are snags stapler and hole puncher. will help a professor understand why his office is 95 degrees while his lab is required to present advisement forms The Honors Day Convocation at 11 If the work-study students start falling down on the job, shape them up 40 degrees. Recommend that the hall might be a nice place to work. before they will be permitted to a.m. April 10 will feature Pulitzer

op advance register. They should Prize winning poet Howard fast. Have them clean out the year’s growth of fungus in the freezer or feed If you have any spare time after taking care of all of the above, try and fit rotten meat to the lobsters. : contact their respective academic Nemerov. in a little typing. The professors have seen you in action. They'll be amazed advisers and schedule appointments That evening the Honors Day Concerning your own typing assignments: never volunteer. A professor and delighted that you were able to type the 55-page research paper, and with them this week. Advisers will banquet will feature Dr. Kenneth will often come groveling into your office with papers clutched nervously in correct their errors at the same time. They will begin to think you are a also be available August 27 to advise Lawrence, the 1979 Honors miracle worker. his hands. He’ll ask, “Who wants to do this?” Do not answer under any students who have not pre-registered. Professor. The banquet begins at 6:30 circumstances. Avoid eye contact. Busily shuffle through the papers on top of Nurture this belief, but be careful. It’s easy to start believing it yourself. Honors Week events scheduled p.m. in the student center ballroom. your desk or count the paper clips underneath it. If tricked into accepting the work, tell the professor, “I'll get right to it—next week.” ~ Since the departmental secretary has a caller, either on the phone or in ‘CALENDAR person, every two minutes, there is no time for idle chitchat. When anyone ventures into your office, friend or foe, ask, “What!” in a belligerent tone. This technique will weed out the serious callers from the riffraff. Im- Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Chapel service, Jane Bingham, a pressionable freshmen have been known to avoid the departmental office for university ministries intern and Brite Juried student art show, student Unity chapel, Robert Carr Chapel, 7 Laura Dean Dancers and Musicians tstudent will speak, Robert Carr entire semesters when this method is used. workshop, Ballet Building, 2 p.m. center gallery, through April 19, p.m. Chapel, noon. Treat the telephone callers who ask strange questions with respect, Monday-Friday 10 am-4 pm. Free. Mathematics colloquium, 18th al Honors Convocation, Ed House Majority Leader Jim Wright ' Professor Klaus Bichtelar, depart- especially if they want to sell their bodies to science. These le want Saturday-Sunday noon-4 p.m. Landreth anny Auditorium, 11 a.m. All 11 will speak in Dan Rogers 105 at 7:30 serious answers. If you must laugh, put them on hold or run out into the hall. ment of mathematics from UT, a.m. classes dismissed on this date. Austin, will speak on “Stochastic pm. on the Report of the The man who asks, “Can a man impregnate an animal,” is probably making Pi Kappa Lambda Music Honorary Presidential Commission on Hunger. a serious scientific inquiry. He's not a pervert. recital, Ed Landreth Auditorium, Howard Nemerov, Honors Week Integrals,” Winton-Scott 145, 3 p.m. guest, in conversation with students Free. 8:15 p.m. Free ts People often call seeking identification of insects that have bitten them or and faculty in the student center Friday ' “The Muppet Movie,” sponsored by their loved ones. They may also want to know if the mysterious red growth gallery, 2p.m. Laura Dean Dancers and Musicians, that has sprung up in their driveway overnight came from outer space. Brite chapel, faculty member TCU films committee, student , since losing Hunter Beckelhymer speaking, Ed Landreth Auditorium, 8:15 p.m. Either tell them there is no expert in that field on the staff or that the expert Honors Week banquet, student center ballroom, 5 and 8 p.m. and Aarriott as of Robert Carr Chapel, 11 a.m. center ballroom, 6:30 p.m. For tickets, call 731-0879. midnight. Admission 75 cents. hasn’t been seen for a week. Suggest that they call UTA right away.

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\ the defending champion. Boston is Houston mound staff. BY ROBERT HOWINGTON Asst. Sports Editor always there and look at the always- Houston folded last season mainly tough Milwaukee Brewers. But I'm because their hitting attack Last year, when I was still writing going with the new and improved resembled TCU’s offense on the for my high school paper, the sports Yanks, nonetheless. football field. But if Ceasar Cedeno, staff conjured up enough courage to American League West—The Texas who had his worst season as an Astro last year, put our reputations on the line and Rangers will finally shake off that can get back in the groove predict the outcome for the 1979 nasty tag—Next Year's Champions— Houston will win the NL West by 1 baseball season. by winning the West this year. eight games.

Since I'm a favorite of underdogs, | Nobody in the West, for that matter National League East—Like I said chose the Texas Rangers, Chicago the entire AL, has as good a pitching earlier, I like picking the underdogs. Cubs, Detroit Tigers and Houston staff as Texas. One reason is smoke- And there's no exception in the East. By the Asso Astros to win their respective throwin’ Jim Kern. Anybody could safely choose the Althougl divisions. National League West—For the defending world champion Pitt Khomeini : As it turned out, I failed to pick one second straight year I'll have to go sburgh Pirates, so I'm going with between Ir winner. with the fast-improving Houston Montreal, The Expos will bring to the was a “‘goc This year, if the teams 1 pick Astros. Houston was the surprise of best-known Canadien city in the conceded t cooperate, I'll go four for four. But last season until a late season world something other than a Stanley an econor we all know that only happens in the nosedive spelled doom for their Cup Championship (22—care of Les rationing, | movies. So here's my crack at division title hopes. Canadiens), a NL East crown. sanctions. prognosticational fame: Cincinnati won the West by World Series—People in Texas Khomein walking past Houston's out of fuel have longed for a Super Bowl with Sadegh Gt American League East—New York, New York it’s a hell of a town and it ship. This year, though, the Astros the Oilers and Cowboys squaring off, break in tie economic also has a hell of a baseball club in have added an extra fuel tank in the so they'll get the next best thing. the the Yankees. I wouldn't say the Yanks name of astroburner Nolan Ryan. Rangers and Astros battling it out for would not are the favorites because Baltimore is He'll add depth to an already stacked the baseball world championship. the S50 U.S. The Rangers will win in it all when Pg President Nelson Norman blasts a grand slam BIG CUT-Trey Brooks, TCU's shortstop took this swing Skiff Photo by Cary Humphries o sanctions | homerun with two out in the bottom against Baylor last week. The Frogs fell on hard times Roberts. The team will travel to SMU this week for vetoed Pre:

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jock shorts Council s This week in sports said an eco consideratic Lady netters win at Texas Kickers to play Tornado consumer § Tuesday salaries and The TCU soccer team will travel to Texas Stadium ) down on ho men’s tennis vs. Texas Tech 1:30 TCU’s womens tennis team continued in its p.m. at TCU courts winning ways last weekend by capturing six of nine today for a match with the Dallas Tornado—the 4 domestic sh Frogs second encounter with the pros this season. In industries. TCU soccer vs Dallas Tornado 4 individual titles at the Texas Quadrangular Meet at p.m. at Texas Stadium Austin. their last encounter with the Tornado the Frogs came Khomeini Lori Nelson (2nd singles), Cynthia Hill (3rd out on the short end 2-0. singles), Janie Bowen (4th singles) and Ann Oliver A majority of the team that the Frogs will see will Thursday (6th singles) all won their divisions. be reserves and starters who need some extra work. v § Fe Texas Rangers vs. New York Hill and Nelson teamed to win the second doubles Chris Southall, the TCU senior who tried out for the Yankees 7:30 p.m. at Arlington competition while Kerry Ashford and Lynn Davis Tornado last month will be playing with the Frogs Stadium combined for the victory in third doubles. : again in today’s match. The tournament was played on an individual basis Seniors Donny Weaver and Reb Watson will join with the trophy going to the Frogs for the most points Southall in returning to the team to fill the spots Friday in individual play. vacated by three underclassman who were kicked off Texas Rangers vs. New York The next match for the lady netters will be Friday the team for violating curfew at the SWC tourney in | fo Yankees at 7:30 p.m. Arlington when Oklahoma City comes to TCU for a 2 p.m. College Station. Stadium match. : The Frogs next collegiate competition will be at men’s tennis at AxM 1:30 p.m. the Texas Tech Invitational Tournament on April 19. women’s tennis vs. Oklahoma City 2 p.m. at TCU courts : By CLARK baseball at SMU 3 p.m. Texans begin playoffs TCU Track records set Staff Write

Losing 9-1 and 11-5 isn’t what you would call The TCU tracksters traveled to the Texas Relays Saturday momentum going into the playoffs, but the Fort last weekend and came away with school records in Lynn Ds Texas Rangers vs. New York the 3200 meter relay and the distance medley. with blond Worth Texans, third place finishers in the Central Yankees at 2 p.m. Arlington Hockey League with a 37-34-9 mark, will shrug off Russell Graves, David Nix, Andre Newbold and So what? Stadium their closing setbacks to the regular season champion Jim Jeffreys combined for a time of 7:26.9 in the Well, sh track at Metroplex Invitational Salt Lake City Golden Eagles and begin first round 3200 meter relay which was good enough for a new exceptiona men's tennis at Rice 1:30 p.m. playoff action tonight against the Birmingham school record and a third place finish. tennis for baseball at SMU 1:30 p.m. Bulls at Will Rogers Coliseum. Faceoff is at 7:30 Graves and Nix then combined with David Walker close to six Skiff Photo by Cary Humphries doubleheader .m. and William Johnson for a fifth place finish and a 12 hours ir P The best-of-five series will continue on Wednesday TCU school record in the distance medely relay with Not mai DEFENSIVE LOB-Karl Richter reached for this shot in last week’s match Sunday and Thursday nights with games two and three in a time of 9:56.2. Ri her. But against Houston. The Frogs dropped their contest against Arkansas last women’s golf at Lamar In- Birmingham. If the series goes four or fives games, The tracksters will travel to the Metroplex Meet at women's b weekend 6-3 in their third conference match of the season. The team will those will be played in Fort Worth this Saturday and SMU this weekend where teams from NTSU, SMU she is good vitational in Beumont Tx. April host Texas Tech today at 1:30 on the TCU courts. 13-15 Sunday. and UTA will also compete. ; And she | Davis ¢

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