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ergy and her enthusiasm," added pated that I, as a social worker, By Robin Lickel Madeleine Velguth, Associate Pro­ would ever want to participate in fessor of French. dialogues about fresh water. But Several members of UWM's "She's an excellentspeaker and I found myself drawn into the dis­ Faculty Senate expressed enthusi­ must be a good listener too, be­ cussions and they made sense." asm after Chancellor Zimpher cause she has a very keen sense of Others were impressed by presentedaprogressreportonthe her audience. If anyone can get Zimpher'spresentationof the Mil­ Milwaukee Idea at Thursday's ple­ the citizens of Milwaukee and its waukee Idea and its progress. nary session. corporate and business commu­ "The Milwaukee idea is really Many Senate members were nity to realize that UWM is a hid­ coming together quickly now," also engaged as members of the den treasure, a very good univer­ said Robert Greenstreet, Dean of "Committee of 100," the group of sity thatcould with propersupport the School of Architecture and UWM constituents congregated to become a great university, it's Urban Planning. conceptualize and define the Mil­ Chancellor Zimpher." "The ideas represented in the waukee Idea. Several participants Marshall Goodman, Dean of Chancellor's presentation demon­ expressed excitement about their the School of Letters & Sciences, strate the extraordinary range of experiences in the process. has already seen the Milwaukee creative, energetic imput received "I have truly enjoyed the oppor­ Idea in action. from a multitude of campus and tunity to be a part ofthe Milwau­ "Recently, I was up in Madison, community individuals. This has kee Idea," saidjoanne Barndt, As­ and wasapproachedbyone ofthe Chancellor Zimpher addresses the faculty been a remarkable effort that is sociate Clinical Professor in the Vice-Presidents ofthe system. He The UWM community will have truly representative ofou r campus that translated into the type of School of Social Welfare. said that he had often heard from the opportunity to see the Milwau- community and friends, and I education we provide for students. " I feel that UWM is demonstrat­ individuals that while they under­ kee Idea presentation at the can'twaitto see the ideasputinto But through the Milwaukee Idea, ing a 'coming of age' and I am stood thatUW-Milwaukee was "an Chancellor's inagural ceremony action." he and others are now beginning excited by what might be our fu­ urban university" no one really on Friday, March 26 at 4 p.m. in "I like Chancellor Zimpher's to understand." ture. The process, in itself, has knew what that meant and how the Klotsche Center. openness, her accessibility, her en­ been energizing. I never antici- Will tuition rise out of control? Stephanie Thompson has come under fire rate the UW System from the state, schools such as Minnesota, Michi­ by critics because the majority of therefore making higher educa­ gan and Indiana, which are interviews a Student leaders Regents he has appointed has tion a business commodity. aligned with Wisconsin in the Big Baywatch been shown to be contributors to "Public higher education Ten athletic conference, and to concerned over his re-election campaign. should not be privatized, and this whom Wisconsin is most often star The proposed budgetstates the is essentially what happens when compared academically. Mosaic. Page 6. Board of Regents would be able die Regents are granted full tu­ "We 're the only state in the Big Governor's new to "expend all revenues received ition flexibility without account­ Ten that is still told how much of through tuition and fees to pro­ ability," Taylor said. the tuition we can spend," said tuition proposal vide the board with flexibility simi­ Thompson's assistants were Kevin Boatright, assistant vice Amanda 8c lar to other premier state univer­ quick to debate these claims. president of University Relations. BySteven Potter sity systems." Lisa talk "The Board of Regents isn' t go­ Boatright also believes the goal This flexibility has some UWM ing to be able to do anything ex­ of this mandate is to provide full with Rent Gov. Tommy Thompson pro­ Student Association members con­ treme,"said Executive Assistant to management capabilities to the Star posed removing the control of cerned. the Governor Kevin Keane. university. tuition increases from state legis­ "We think that tuition should Keane also thinks many people Arts. Page 9. During the last biennial budget, lators and placing it in the hands be in the hands of our elected of­ are missing the benefits of the the regents were granted limited ofthe UW Board of Regents, ac­ ficials. The Regents are an ap­ Governor's proposed budget. flexibility and tuition rose by 13 cording to the biennial state bud­ pointed body thatis only account­ "One thing the democratic percent, according to United get released Tuesday. able to themselves," saidjorna spin-meisters aren' t talking about Council, the state studentassocia- Pete chats Gov. Thompson wants the non- Taylor, director of the SA's Shared is the 12 percent increase in Stu­ tion that represents all 140,000 with his elected Board of Regents to set Governance committee. dent Aid Governor Thompson is students in the UWsystem, includ­ tuition amounts and decide how Student Association President giving the students," Keane said. ing UW Extension students, and idols LTJ tuition money is spent. The Board Jeff Robb agreed with Taylor. The University Relations De­ students at some private colleges Arts. Page 14. of Regents is a 17-person commit­ 'You must have accountability partment for the UW System be­ in Wisconsin. tee that manages the entire UW over these people," said Robb. lieves this mandate would give System. Fifteen members are ap­ Robb and Taylor believe them the chance to catch up to SEE TUITION, PAGE 22 pointed by Thompson. Thompson's proposal could sepa­ • #••••

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Latino logo contest tival. The playhouse is soliciting call 964-8505 or 332-0994 to regis­ • Literacy tutors needed tained assistance to Nicaragua in original scripts by Wisconsin play­ ter. the years ahead. For more infor­ The Roberto Hernandez Cen­ Literacy Services of Wisconsin wrights for its June festival. The mation contact [email protected]. ter of the College of Letters and (LSW) urgently needs evening contestdeadline is March 29. Pick Mail donations to Hurricane Re­ Sciences at UWM isholdingalogo tutorsand tutorsfor its Computer up applications at theUWM Post lief Fund, 1001E. KeefeAve., Mil­ design contest. The logo must re­ Learning Center during the day office in the Union, EG80. waukee, Wl 53212. flect the ideals and goals of the and evening. Contact the Laubach center and its mission statement: Center at 344-5878 for more info. to serve Latino students atUWM, So you want to be a teacher? Outward Bound: Earn college credits to strengthen the university's ties UWM students who are pre- BULLETIN Represent your university in Japan Voyageur Outward Bound with the Latino community, and education and education majors School is looking for interested The 51st annual Japan-Ameri­ to foster Latino studies and cul­ are encouraged to attend "So You students to participate in their can Student Conference (JASC) ture. The winner will receive a Want to Be a Teacher" Day at programs and earn college cred­ will convene July 18, in Kyoto, Ja­ $500 scholarship to UWM. De­ UWM on April 8. Admission is free its - all for about the same cost as pan. The conference theme will signs must be submitted by March but registration is limited. Call BOARD tuition. Course activities include be "Evaluating the Japan-U.S. Re­ 1. Subrriit entries to UWM, 229-4721 by April 2nd. desert and alpine backpacking, lationship to Shape Our Future." Roberto Hernandez Center, P.O. lake and river canoeing, sea JASC is looking for students to Box 413, Milwaukee, Wl 53201. kayaking, rock climbing, cross­ Multicultural Career Day at UWM Edited by representtheiruniversityinjapan. For more info call 229-6156. country skiing, and dogsledding. UWM will host a Multicultural For an application and further For more information call 1-800- Career Day Feb. 24, from 10 a.m. details visit their Web site at Amanda Myers 328-2943. Worldwide Judge Judy - 2p.m. in the StudentUnion. The www.jasc.org. Friends of Peace Studies is spon- event will give minority students SA internships soringa presentation on "Interna­ and alumni the opportunity to Scholarships for minority pre-med tional Criminaljustice: An End to meetwith representatives from 95 Great Decisions Lecture Series The UWM Student Association Impunity?" The presentation will business, industry, government, The Great Decisions lectures students offers students the opportunity to be held Feb.25 from 7-9 p.m. in and educational organizations. are held every Tuesday, through Kaplan Educational Centers will gain course credit through an in­ the Milwaukee room of the Stu­ March 23, in the Golda Meir Li­ provide more than $45,000 in ternship workingon such commit­ dent Union. Call 229-6549 for Tapped any sugar bushes lately? brary conference center from Medical College Admissions Test tees as Women's Issues, Academic more info. preparation scholarships to the Join Lake Park Friends and the 7:30-9 p.m. The lectures, which Affairs, and Legislative Affairs. Call StudentNational Medical Associa­ 229-4366. Riverside Urban Environmental can earn students one political tion (SNMA). SNMA will then Attention all aspiring playwrights Center on atrip to the Riveredge science credit, cost $25 for stu­ award the scholarships to minor­ The Village Playhouse of Nature Center to tap the sugar dents (forseries). The Feb. 23 lec­ Do you have any Pranchophile ture is "Weapons of Mass Destruc­ ity pre-med students. Forinforma- Wauwatosa is pleased to announce maple. Meet at the Lake Park Pa­ tion: Reemerging Threat?" tiononhowtoapplyforthe schol­ events? its Fourteenth Annual Wisconsin vilion Community Room at 1 p. m. arships, contact SNMA by phone The Alliance Francaise publi­ Playwright Original One Act Fes­ on Feb. 28. The event is free, but at 1-800-636-7662. cizes events of interest to Francophones and Francophiles Help victims of Hurricane Mitch in their monthly bulletin. Ifyou have anyevents to list ca!1964-3855 TheUWM A non-secretarian group, CANTERA, is looking for assis­ tance in the form ofmoney and Bienvenido a mi casa phone calls to help those in need Welcome a high school student, in Nicaragua. CANTARA helps 15-18 in age, from France, Spain, Post England, Germany, Thailand, 2000 E. Kenwood Blvd., Suite EG-80 poor families build homes and P0 Box413, Union Box 88 meets their immediate needs of Mexico, or Russia, as part of your Milwaukee, Wl 53201 food, water, medication, shelter, familyforaschoolyear. Selectyour Phone: 414.229.4578 Fax 414.229.4579 and trauma counseling. People own exchange studentfrom appli­ E-Mail: [email protected] are also asked to call on Congress cations and photos. Call Cyndee Web: www.uwmpost.com and the President to provide sus­ Luhringat414-691-2575. Editor Robinlickel News Editor JimKogutkiewicz Asst. News Editor BryanG.Pfeifer Mosaic Editor MietraJenniferNamdari Sports Edtr./Circ. 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Printdesign concepts by.MichaelDiedrick. Web design concepts by: BryanBuchs. orientation. One copy free, additional copies $.75 each. The UWM Post, Inc. is a registered student organization at the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee and an independent nonstock corporation. All submissions become the property of The UWM Post, Inc. Published Tuesdays during the fall and spring semesters, and at the beginning of each summer session, except for holidays and exam periods. FROM THE UNIVERSITY: The UWM Post is written and published by the students of UWM. They are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. UWM is not liable for debts incurred by the publisher. The UWM Post is not an official publication of UWM. Debuts Mmtmk 2nd. FEBRUARY 23,1999 UWM POST New peer mentoring center Milwaukee Idea forum speaker challenges status quo opens to good reviews in university learning By Wendy Huber-Wichek graduation. As new technology By Lisa Ridgely resources, and cross-curricular stated, "The uniqueness of this develops, it must be brought di- writing. Integral to theirworkwith programis thatit's completely stu­ rectlyinto classroom teaching and The Peer Mentoring Center in students is involvement in the dent-run. Students are dealing Will the Milwaukee Idea change notjust added on top of current newly remodeled Bolton Hall, Freshman Scholars Program. with people that arejustlikethem; the way UWM students learn? teaching methods. "Society is not held its grand opening ceremony Mentor-in-training Chad we all deal with the same issues." going to permit us to restructure last Thursday. Rathsack said that one of the ad­ "It has been developed, pro­ UWM's involvementin the Mil­ around technology," he said. The reception was a "huge suc­ vantages ofthe center is that "it's moted, and driven by students. waukee Idea is a commitment to Emphasizing that thought cess," according to Dr. Rachel more accessible, more centrally This is the strength of the pro­ the revitalization of Milwaukee needs to shiftfromfacultyproduc- Baum, acting director ofthe Peer located [on campus], and more gram," said Baum. and the goal to make UWM the tivity to student productivity, Mentoring Program. Baum, along social thanjust tutoring. Ourjob And how do the students like nation's premiere urban univer­ Guskin added that it is important with the program's founder and is all-encompassing." it? "Iamjustenthralled!"saidjun- sity. to move from what the faculty Acting Dean of the Humanities, The center allows students to ior history major Isaac Hammer. As part of the Milwaukee Idea knows to what students need to Charles I. Schuster, the Dean of come seeking help on an assign­ Another student, Celestra, added, Forum, Alan E. Guskin, president learn and focus less on faculty the College of Letters and Science ment, with a personal issue, and " [The Center] appears to be very emeritus of Antioch University teaching styles and more on stu­ Marshall Goodman, and Sona K with all questions they may have comfortable and it has an air of and a former chancellor of Uni­ dent learning styles. He chal­ Andrews, Assistant Vice-Chancel- about any facet of life at UWM. opennessabout it. Itisverymuch versity of Wisconsin-Parkside, lenged the thought that "the only lor, kicked off the event. From public transportation to needed. A lot of students don't spoke Wednesday about the need way to teach students is in a class Hundreds of students and fac­ local health care to how to man­ haveaplacetogo, so it'll be good for universities to re think how stu- setting," statingthatstudents learn ulty were on hand throughout the age time to how to deal with apro- for them." dents learn and how they are in many different ways. taught. day to meet the mentors and see fessor, the mentors will be there According to the Peer For changes to occur, Guskin what the center has to offer. The as a resource. The main target Mentoring Mission Statement, the "We need to create a learning noted that the role of faculty must spacious Peer Mentoring Center, audience of the program is first- Program's goalis to "empower stu­ environment that focuses directly change, spending more time lead­ Bolton 192, features attractive year undergrads. Schuster cited dents by recognizing their indi­ on activities that enhance student ing group discussions and modern furniture, numerous the freshman dropout rate at vidual needs, connecting them to learning, not faculty teaching," mentoring students. New technol­ computer workstations, a poetry UWM as 60-65 percent, and that the University, and supporting said Guskin. ogy needs to find its way into the wall, and atmosphere conducive is one of the numbers the men­ their personal and intellectual Guskin noted that the cost of classroom for all students and fac­ to interaction. It's doors will offi­ tors are trying to reduce. growth." education, student learning and ulty to use, and learning needs to cially open to students Monday, The peer mentoring program For more information on be­ new technologies are major pres­ take place through independent Feb. 22. has more in mind thanjust tutor­ coming a mentor, call 229-6140. sures upon entering the 21st cen­ study and working closer with There are over 20 student men­ ing. "Although our goal is to help The program, headedbyBaum tury. He stated thatinstead of rais­ other students. Guskin suggested tors, most of them students succeed at UWM, itis not and Dr. Daniel Meissner, is part of ing tuition, institutions need to cut upperclasspersons, who have en­ onlyacademic issues that keep stu­ expenses and added that univer­ sities need to be able to see exactly rolled in a required year-long dents from realizing their poten­ SEE PEER, PAGE 22 SEE IDEA, PAGE 22 what students have learned upon course dedicated to extensive edu­ tial - sometimes students need cation in writing, communication, someone to talk to, someone who and technology. They are avail­ understands, for example, what able for classroom visits, work­ it's like balancing work, school, shops, and one-on-one and family, or someone who will mentoring, and offer assistance in not laughif theyaskwhattheyfeel EARN EXTRA CASH! is an "obvious" question," Baum technology, campus information said. and tours, personal support, time Help Run Student Government Elections! management, study skills, UWM Ben Brzeski, a veteran mentor, Part and Full Time Positions Available! Independent Election Commissioner Ballot Counters Poll Workers

AND an AWE50ME Salaries Start at $1000 edition to any resume? Enter the Student Management Experience Preferred! Conference on Peace MuM work well in a team atmosphere! and Resolotion. Leadership Qualities! Sponsored by Wisconsin Institute for Peace and Conflict. Papers, posters Please Contact the Student Association for Details and enthusiastic people Vice President Laty Keodouangsy 229-4366 needed! email: "[email protected]" Far mare info call Joel at 37E-OB94 or Office is located in E351 Union.. [email protected] • The Student Association is an equai opportunity, affirmative action, employer. PAGE 4 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 23, 1999 Milwaukeeans urged to show support for Mumia Abu-Jamal By Bryan G. Pfeifer something he did not commit" phia. As he was driving, he noticed vania Gov. Thomas Ridge. In re­ he was falsely accused and con­ said Phil Wilayto of Ajob Is A a police officer beating an African- sponse to international pressure victed for the shooting death of In an effort to bring attention Right Campaign (AJRC).oneof American male with aflashlight, and and a massive demonstration of Faulkner and claim his trial and to African American death row the meeting's sponsors. as he came closer to investigate, he over 10,000 supporters in Philadel­ treatment has been an outright prisoner and award-winningjour- According to a pamphlet noticed itwas his brother, Bill Cook, phia on Aug. 12, his executionwas travesty of justice and a case of nalist Mumia Abu-Jamal, many published by AJRC, "Voice of who was being beaten. Faulkner had stayed by a court order 10 days political persecution from its in­ state and local groups have called the Voiceless: The Case of stopped Cook after going the wrong prior to being carried out. ception. They say the case has for an organizing meeting in Mil­ Mumia Abujamal," Abu-Jamal way on a one-way street. After Abu- His second appeal for a new been riddled with inconsistencies waukee for Saturday, Feb. 27. was former communications Jamal exited his vehicle to investi­ trial was denied Oct. 30, 1998, and there is overwhelming proof gate the situation, shots rang out Abu-Jamal's case has become director for the Black Panther even though new evidence has showing Abu-Jamal's innocence. andmomentsIaterOfficer Faulkner knowninternationallyforits gross Party (BPP), a prominent radio come to light, casting serious Abu-Jamal has yet to tell his ver­ lay dead and Abujamal was critically abuse of justice, say Abu-Jamal journalist and past president of doubts on the prosecution's bur­ sion of events, stating he will only wounded by a gunshot to the abdo­ supporters. Foreign dignitaries, the Philadelphia Association of den of proof. Ridge has said he do so when granted a new trial. men. well known figures such as Blackjournalists. "In December would sign a new death warrant if Abu-Jamal's lawyers' and sup­ Whoopi Goldberg and Ossie of 1981, the Philadelphia In­ Other police arrived and took Abu-Jamal's appeal for a new trial porters' arguments for a new trial Davis, members ofthe European quirer profiled him asjamal: An Faulkner to the morgue while wait­ were denied. Ridge has yet to do are based on the following, taken and Danish Parliaments and the eloquent activist not afraid to ing 45 minutes to transport Abu- so, butbothsupportersandoppo- from AJRC's pamphlet: Japanese Diet, among thousands raise his voice.'" Jamal to the hospital. Abu-Jamal ar­ n en ts ofAbu-Jamal expect a death * Abu-Jamal's prior membership of others, have called for a new Abu-Jamal has been on rived with his head bleeding. Ac­ warrant to be signed sometime with the Black Panther Party, his trial. Pennsylvania's death row since cording to witnesses, arresting offic­ this year. exposes of police brutality and ers had assaulted him, throwing him Massive demonstrations have 1982, after being convicted in The Fraternal Order of Police political beliefs became central to into a light pole in the process. been called for April 24, Abu- the shooting death of Daniel (FOP), apolice union in Philadel- Philadelphia news coverage ofthe Jamal's birthday, in Philadelphia, Faulkner, a white Philadelphia After a short trial, Abu-Jamal was phiaand otherstates,prosecutors, shooting prior to his trial; San Francisco and Puerto Rico to police officer on Dec. 8,1981. convicted and sentenced to death. and various other government of­ *During the sentencing phase demand a new trial for him. In the early morning hours of In 1989 Abu-Jamal's first appeal was ficials claim Abu-Jamal received a of Abu-Jamal's trial, thejudge al­ "Mumia is a well known politi­ Dec. 8, 1981, Abu-Jamal was denied by the Pennsylvania State fair trial and his appeals have been lowed the state to use his political cal writer, commentator, and ac­ supplementing his income as a Supreme Court. exhausted, therefore he should be beliefs and membership in the tivist, who the state of Pennsylva­ journalist by working the night Abu-Jamal was sentenced to be executed. SEE MUMIA, PAGE 22 nia is attempting to execute for shiftdriving taxi-cab in Philadel­ executed Aug. 17,1995, by Pennsyl­ Supporters ofAb uJama l charge HOW TO LAND YOUR DREAM INTERNSHIP Poid advertisement (Even the one you didn't know existed) If you're starting to think about your career, even just an inkling, it may CREATE YOUR OWN JOB for him. 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PAGE 9 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 23, 1999 The Post pays Rent Iguana = perfection Night of the Iguana Jelkes (Laura Gordon also from By Amanda Myers and Lisa have to put out as much energy in the wrong spot onstage - that Milwaukee Chamber Theatre the Theatre's production of Sky­ as you did in the first show. It's wasfunny. I almostfeil off the scaf­ Ridgely THROUGH MARCH 7 light) . important to do that. I think the folding - that was funny! I was Their inner struggles that en­ audience expects that and they naked on the set one night- that Carl Thornton plays the role of If there is only one wordl could compass their lives make this shouldn't get anything less. was pretty funny! I like it better the Benny the Landlord in the use to describe The Milwaukee stormy night in a dilapidated POST: What is the extent of now that I am not so worried Broadway hit Rent, which is com­ Chamber Theatre's performance Mexican hotel an emotional ex­ your theater training? aboutwhere I am supposed to be, ing to Milwaukee March 9 - 14. of Tennessee Williams' Night ofthe perience. Coffin has had several so now I can When we spoke Iguana, it would have to be "per­ strokes and is trying to complete act because with him, hewasin fection." a poem. Shannon has issues with the blocking his sixth week on Tennessee Williams has away of his mother and God and struggles comes natu­ stage, having taking simple human interactions, with the temptations of Earthly rally to me. started last Novem­ basic communication, and com­ Pleasures, Hannah has traveled POST: ber. pletely expose the soul ofthe char­ with her Grandfather most of her Do you have Carl was a won­ acters. life and lives in her own world of any group­ derful interviewee, Night ofthe Iguanais, in its sim­ watercolors, and Maxine feels that ies on the or should we say plest form, she was road? victim, letting us a single widowed CARL: conduct our first night sur­ long be­ When we fore her officialinterviewin rounding a were in husband a relaxed and Mexican Florida, yes, friendly environ­ hotel in a there were a ment. state of dis­ couple of POST: How did repair run you know you kids from Fort Myers. by Maxine wanted to be an ac­ (Laura Bir­ tor? There were a lot of mingham), CARL: Honestly, a recent I was recording, so groupies. I'm grateful widow. singingwas myfirst Joining love, and that was that there's something her, be­ my focus. I did mu­ out there sides her sicals and stuff because two "em­ when I was in there are so ployees" school, but when I many kids Pedro and got out, I was con­ seeking Pancho, is centrating on try­ some mean­ Reverend ing to get a.record ing, some T deal and ended up purpose, Lawrence singing backup for and I'm glad Shannon Robin S. When I this show (Jonathan Smoots) and his tour their confrontations, their pas­ came back to New has touched group of Texas religious women. sion their actions, their ugliness York, I started so many Also inhabiting the hotel are their beauty. Onstage, these four pounding the pave­ people. Jonathan Coffin (Richard people become each other's an- ment. Igotintoan POST: Halverson), the "world's oldest off-Broadway musi- Carl Thornton and his awesome pipes poet," and his granddaughter and —: What about SEE IGUANA, PAGE 22 cal, I was under- traveling companion Hannah studyingone ofthe long-dis­ leads and he got in an accidentand CARL: I used to take classes tance relationships? it was fate and I had to take over while growing up in Long Island. CARL: It's tough because we 're Traditional Ways the role and one night I was on Recently, I started taking classes talking via telephone and some­ stage and said, "Oh my God, this is again. I want to pursue film, tele­ times people need physicality, they of Learning where I belong." vision; I want to do it all - sing, need to be touched. Emotionally, POST: How didyou get the part record - Ijust want to do it all! it's draining, taxing. It'svery diffi­ among ofBennyinifenf? POST: Do you feel that the cult. One of the most difficult CARL: I went to open call and characters in Rent are portrayed things when you're on tour is if American Indian was called back; I learned the mu- realistically?. you're in love. sicandwaitedweeks and weeks and CARL: That's one ofthe things POST: What is your greatest Youth they called me back, sang, they had I love about this particular play, accomplishment? me back! I had, like, five callbacks! because itis so real. You're deal­ CARL: Becoming a member of Guest Speaker POST: How do you stay healthy ing with homelessness, success, this cast, definitely. Also, I was on Jean lacourt on the road? despair, AIDS, homosexuality, in­ a recording, on a CD, and thatwas agreataccomplishmentforme. I Director of Curriculum and Instruction, CARL: I go to the gym three to terracial relationshipsit sort of was in the Air Force. I was Air­ Indian Community School of Milwaukee four times a week. Every city we runs the gamut of what it is we see. Itisreallifeissuesthatwe're man of theYearforthewhole Stra­ go to Ijoin the local Y I am deter­ Wednesday, March 3,1999 dealing with that you're seeing tegic Air Command. mined to say fit. And I teke my vi­ 11:30am - 12:30pm onstage. It is definitely a "Hair" tamins and try not to party as much POST: Whatrole models, men­ Alumni Fireside lounge for the '90s. tors, or idols do you look up to? and get as much rest as I can. UWM Union • first floor • 2200 East Kenwood Blvd. CARL: Mymom, definitely. My POST: Does it take a lot out of POST: What's it like behind Free and open to the public and press. you to do one, even two shows a the scenes? idols? Stevie Wonder, Donny day? CARL: It's fast-paced, very fast- Sponsored by UWM Union Sociocultural Programming. | 1IX1M paced. I was in the wrong cos­ CARL: It's taxing, because you SEE RENT, PAGE 22 tume once-that was funny. I was 10 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 23,1999 Office Space is office May I die from cancer before this movie waste starts 200 Cigarettes from the restof the cast, this could and I need my shrink" perfor­ Office Space Ben Affleck, Christina Ricci have been a good movie. However mance. By the way if there are any Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston hapless friends from INITECH to Paramount Pictures that would be too much to ask misogynist out there, could you 20TH CENTURY Fox devise a computer virus scam from MTV. please shoot her so I don't have Office Space, the new comedy which will embezzle money from Ok, so it wasn' t really that bad, Dave Chappelle is the highlight to see her play the same part over written and directed by King of the the company's coffers fractions of but it doesn't and over again? Hill and Beavis and Buttkead cre­ pennies at a time. Spread over the approach the The rest of the ac­ ator Mike Judge, jabs at the mun­ course of two years, Peter figures, realm of tors just read their dane, 9-to-5, cubicle-filled wo rid of no one will notice and they'll all good. The lines and apepared to working in an office. be rich. script was think that they were Unfortunately, watching the Not surprisingly, something poorlywritten in a grade school pro­ film places the viewer squarely in goes wrong, and pretty soon Pe­ and most of duction. Courtney the frame of mind of one of the ter and his partners in crime are theactingwas Love was the largest several droning office workers all staring hardjail time squarely in tune with disappointment of Judge is so viciously mocking. in the face. If only there was some the writing. the bunch. After a Peter Gibbons, played by Ron way they could get away with it? The movie convincing perfor­ Livingston (Sivingers), is a com­ Besides some hilarious slow mo­ takes place in mance in The People puter software engineer stuck in tion sequences set to classic New York on vs. Larry Flint, I a maddening dead-end job at Ghetto Boys' cuts, Office Spaceieeh New Year's thoughtshe may have Eve 1981. some talent. I was This very wrong. Wouldyoube promisingset- Dave Chapelle stars Disco Cab Driver and Angie Featherstone as CaitlyfUprised to see here ting unfortu­ in 200 Cigarettes getting laid in a bath- nately just — room stall? gave me a higher place to fall of this movie. He exceeds his repu­ In case you haven't noticed, I, from, putting a damper on my tation as a comedian, being the think this movie sucks, but ifyou outlook of life in the 80s. one thing salvaged from this film. choose not to believe me, please Dave Chappelle, Kate Hudson, He is an actor who can keep his stop by the UWM Post office so I Jay Mohr, and Paul Ruddputforth style and keep it fresh can say I told you so. good performances, and with a Janeane Garofalo puts forth her -Matt Herman better script and better acting normal, very stale, "I hate men

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INITECH, a faceless software com­ more like a day in a cubicle than a pany. His only friends are two day spent playing hooky. One equally depressed software engi­ character is named Michael neers who also work at INITECH, Bolton solely for the purpose of and his relationship with his girl­ making jokes at the singer's ex­ friend is on the rocks. pense ("Why should I change my With nothing going for him, name when he's the one who Peter heeds the advice of his girl­ sucks?"), and the Livingston/ friend and sees an occupational Aniston relationship subplot hypnotherapist. The doctor hyp­ seems toexistonly to create a role notizes Peter in an attemptto cure in the film for an attractive, popu­ him of his hatred for his job. lar TV sitcom star. When the doc suffers a heart at­ Judge's King ofthe Hill is often tack while Peter is still hypnotized, brilliant and, admit it, Beavis and all hell breaks loose. Butthead at its moments at first, Peter suddenly doesn'tfeellike soit'ssurprisingthatjudgewould going to work, and when he does put forth such a middling effort decide to show up he dresses in with Office Space. The film has ripped jeans, unbuttoned shirts some moments of rewarding ab­ and flip-flops. Suddenly unbur­ surdity, and Judge portrays the dened by responsibility, Peter also office sterotype characters in all manages to woo a lovely, over­ their nails-on-a-chalkboard glory. worked waitress played by Jenni­ However, the laughs are not fast fer Aniston. or furious enough, a la absurdist Since he can't muster enough comedy classic Happy Gilmore, to desire to work anymore, Peter make up for the movie's formu­ decides he must find a way to live laic dullness. without ever working another day -Jim Kogutkiewicz in his life. He convinces his two

WWW.UWHP«ST.CtM FEBRUARY 23,1999 THE UWM POST 11 Rubik's Revenge Cube rooms are armed with deadly Wishing on an October Sky Nicole DeBoer, David Hewlett traps signified by code numbers TRIMARK HOME VIDEO on small plates by the doors. Strength for the film mostly Brilliance can be exhibited There is one other trap: their October Sky The cast of actors and actresses, came in the reproducion of the three ways in a minds. Jake Gyllenhall, Laura Dern such as Laura Dern, made the rockets, the on location shots and movie. They figure UNIVERSAL PICTURES movie compelling and never-end­ 1) An intelli­ they can live for ing. I wish gent " plot three days with­ October Sky there would complimented by out food or wa- is a picture be more mov­ good directing, 2) ter before based on the ies like Octo­ Actors that actu­ they're too true story of ber Sky to ally bring charac­ weak to move Homer' show others ter to their roles, and escape the Hickmam Jr., . what wishful and 3) An ending cube and in played by Jake thinking thatsparks conver­ these three days Gyllenhall. could get sation and debate. we see our char­ Homer was a B9 you. Joe Cufoisonavery acters fall into high school stu- Johnston, the short listof movies the unseen pit­ dentinWestVir- director, di­ that achieve all falls of their ginia in 1957. rected this three. wn paranoia. The story sur­ film with the Five people of This is the rounds Homer's same feel different back­ econd psycho­ desore to build that he used grounds find logical thriller a rocket and to work on themselves held I've seen that launch it. the special ef­ captive in a con­ involves math­ Laura Dern fects for the stantly changing ematics as a pri­ playes Homer's film Star puzzle, ironically called the cube. mary element in its plot. The teacher who Wars. This Inside their newfound prison other, Pi, isn't nearly as good as supports his film is not there are individual rooms that Cube. ideas. Homeras- one to miss, granted it are constantly moving, so their ap­ It is available for rental now. pires to get out m may not have parent goal is to find their way out Are you still reading? GO NOW of the town of the action or by going from room to room. and RENT IT! Coalwood and crash scene There is a trick! Some of the -Eric LaRose become a scien­ tist. etc. that His father, * some of the Legionnaire odd played by Chris „ l i**< movies of to­ Legionnaire can go to your local video store Cooper, wants day have, but fean-Claude Van Damme and rent it for $3.25? something dif­ it does have STERLING HOME ENTERTAINMENT The third strange thing about ferent for the feeling There are a few things that thisone is it's actually pretty damn Homer, so they that you strike me as being odd about this good. are at constant g know you video. First of all, this is probably Set in the 1920s, Van Damme odds with one went to see the most expensive Direct To plays a boxer paid by the local another. While something Video movie I've ever come across. mob to take a fall in a prize fight. his father struggles with Homer, the preparation the actors did to worth while. Costing a whopping 35 million, Because of pride and the obvi­ his mother Elise (Natalie make the story real. This movie -Shelly Peck this epicjourney has got to be set- ous need for plot development, Canerday) hopes that Homer will was heartwarming and made you he decides to beat the crap out of fulfill his wishes. feel as if anything you wish for ' EDWARD R PRE J^H his opponent and make a run for could come true. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME it. But where to run? He tries the streets, but the mafiosi chase him. »WWU0Te-K«U£ UUAGISOM MRRIU. KRKOff He tries the train, but they are »„'W waiting for him there. djj"^^*^ ' There is only one obvious Eric pays homage to Gene choice left: join the French For­ eign Legion. There is something strange alike. ]^T^piT|^Jdk - So the plot sounds a little about writing something like this When he came back from sur­ hokey, but remember, suspension for a person you admired and gery he had to remove a growth of belief. Just go along with it. never met, but I felt that this was on his brain he represented some­ A**a Jean-Claude Van Damme might something I needed to address. thing else: courage. He became in­ A ruoiTivr. TROW- * Ktltt*. nothave the screen power he used When you sign on anywhere to be­ spiration for people to overcome § A Btuort C1UIPMT. to, but tie works well in this pic­ come a film critic you basically obstacles and get on with life. He ture. Full ofthe usual Van Damme have only two people to draw in­ unknowingly symbolized the lyrics ^1 staples, explosions, strange ac­ spiration from, Roger Ebert and of a Paul Westerburg song, "A jjfS cents, guns, slowed down action Gene Siskel. Now there is only good day is any day that your sequences, he actually pulls off one. Sadly, Gene Siskel lefthisbal- alive." iHnH^B^i^w what some might consider a dra­ conyseatbehindon Saturday, Feb. Being a film critic for thirty matic role. I still have no idea why 20. NO PAY PEP? VI.EtyV years for the Chicago Tribune, I can I have to see his ass every time he To be honest, I usually found only imagine how many crummy stars in a movie, but at least the myself agreeing with Ebert more movies he had to sit through. ting some kind of record with its writers are getting better at writ­ often than with Siskel, but I ad­ But somehow, by exposing price tag. ing it into the script. mired himjust the same. He rep­ these wretchedfilms, hemade our Secondly, the video is coming So while you might notwant to resented the thankless job that I lives better. out before it is released on the big see Van Dammege in the theater, and so many other people try to -Eric LaRose screen. Huh? The people at Ster- renting his new movie Legionnaire accomplish each week. Expose lingatleasthave the guts to try this, yourself through constructive criti­ is a treat that even /didn't see Gene & Roger but why go see a movie for seven coming. cism and become loathingly loved bucksaheadinatheaterwhenyou -Eric LaRose by filmmakers and audiences K R O N PAGE 12 TOILET READING FORTHE LITERATI 54 JULIAN 1999H,

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GAtiH *-**-** 14 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 23, 1999 The Revolution Will Be Not Be Televised bel." Maybe it's due to the fact that that we wanted to do ourselves. was doing another label called J [originally] exceptforthe Hippos' By Pete Menting some of their earlier releases in­ After that, we startedseeingbands Four," explained Vinnie." He was full length. This was because our cluded the Hippos (a ska band on tour, local bands thatwe really, movingup to Gainesville [LTJ and tastes varied, but we always work There is a problem in the mu­ from San Diego), The Impossibles really liked from New Jersey or FBR's home base] to college and well together." sic industry which is caused by the (formerly a ska/ "Weezer" band Chicago or where ever. Then we I talked to him. He came up and I "The independent community industry itself, major labels place from Texas), and Less ThanJake. started putting out other records asked him if he wanted to do Fu- is receptive now, but for awhile it too much of an emphasis on suc­ Nothing could be as removed cess, which to them means "going from the truth, since they also platinum," or selling one million have records from Jimmy Eat copies of their album. But what World (indie rock), Limp, Dis­ about artists who won't water count, Fun Size (all pop/punk), down their music for the masses? and Ann Beretta (see archived on­ They sign with an independent line Po5£ interview). label that doesn't concern them­ But if major labels offer bands selves so much with profit margins more money, why are labels such andpromotes their records better as FBR doing so well? than a major label can. "[It's having] the freedom to do So what are some ofthe hotter whatwe want, when we want to do "indie" labels around? Fat Wreck it without having to worry about Chords is booming but they don't money or having to sell xamount promote their artistsvery well. An­ of records to make money," said other indie, Fueled by Ramen, Vinnie. "The biggest advantage is started by my personal idols, Less thatit's personal. You wantto find than Jake, have been putting out me on tour, you can. You want to records for the last several years. findjohn in the office, he's there. LTJ's drummer, Vinnie, has They're [thebands] areall friends been running the company. of ours and we're fans ofthe mu­ "It [Fueled By Ramen] started sic or we wouldn't put it out." after Less Than Jake did Pezkings "We try togetthe bandson tour and Unglued," said Vinnie. "We with Less ThanJake because obvi­ had new stuff after the fact and ously they will be seen by a lot of wanted to put out the Better Class people," addedjohn. Of Losers tape right away. VAR Maybe more bands will wise up from people we knew." eled By Ramen with me." was kind of hard with some people [owner of No Idea records] said and see that their future lies with This was around the time that Butitwasn'teasytogetrecords who thought we were being it would take him five months to indie labels and not the majors, Vinnie took over most ofthe other that they wanted out at first, nor funded by Capitol Records [whom do it and we said we 're just going especially in the wake of Univer­ members' responsibilities and was the independent community LTJ is under contract with]," said to do a tape. So at first we wanted sal/ Polygram's killing spree, a added an integral member to the very receiptive early on. Vinnie. "Thatis the farthest thing itjust to be a LessThanJake thing spree thatwon'tend until over 200 FBR staff in the summer of '96: "He had some releases planned, from the truth, to be honest. But rather than a Fueled By Ramen bands and close to 500 employees John Janick who had just gradu­ but he really did not have time to for the last two years the indepen­ thing, but then we started doing will be out on the street. The fu­ ated from high school. do the label because he was busy dent community has been recep­ limited things under that guise. It ture is here and the future is now. "I was on tour so much and ev­ with Less ThanJake," said John. tive to us." was [at that time] strictly putting Check out the Fueled By eryone else had other things go­ "So we didn't end up putting out There's also the misconception out Less ThanJake odds and ends Ramen website at: www.dyve.com/ ing on so I broughtjohn in, who any ofthe releases he planned to that Fueled By Ramen is a "ska la­ that nobody else wanted to do or fbr.

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Monday Thursday Sunday Wednesday 50c Chicago Style 20c Wings Tuesday Hotdogs Bucket of 4:00-10:30 p.m. $1.50 Giant $1.00 Tap beer 5:00-10:00 p.m. $2.00 micros & 9:00-Close $2.00 Vodka Shorties Imports Tacos Lemonades 6 for $8.: SOUTH PARK 4pm-Close 9:00-close b:00-10:00 p.m. FRIENDS 6:00-Close 9:00 P.M. 7:00 P.M. FEBRUARY 23,1999 THE UWM POST 15 Casta Everywhere We Go which is due but decided they needed to give Cats. Mainly a rockabilly band the Dub Pistols I Am Gypsy to hit the stores March 2. birth to a new name, and ever Stray Cats had numerous hits in­ Point Blank ALULA Chesney follows his last album since they have been touring the cluding "Rock This Town." But A&M/CONCRETE hat can I say? Flamenco music I Will Stand which included two globe as Semisonic. The recent Brian wanted to move in the di­ It's interesting to watch how the is enjoying a comeback. It's pas­ number #1 hits "She's Got It All" tour even included a stop in Mil­ rection of swing and has once music industry smells the blood of sionate, polyrhythmic, and cur­ and "That's Why I'm Here," with waukee a couple of weeks ago. again achievedfame. So what ever the next big thing and starts the rently satisfying America's fixa­ the best work of his career. happened to the other two mem­ feeding frenzy. Although dance tion, albeit small, with Latin mu­ The first single, "How Forever bers, drummerjim Phantom and music has never been large with sic. Anything is better than the Feels" is racing up the charts, and bassist Lee Rocker? the masses here, it's huge in Eu­ Macarena, right? Chesney's fourth number one The 'jumped" on the swing rope and the U.K Maybe the in­ There is a downside to Flamen­ could soon follow in the gorgeous bandwagon too. They say dustry types missed something co 's resurgence. Itfirstunderwent ballad 'You Had Me From Hello." curiousity killed the cat, but it's overseas worth looking at. Could a transformation by adding con­ your ears that will pay listening to that be why they're gobbling up temporary rock beats and synthe­ this sub-par attempt to resurect bigbeatartistsinamajorway? First sizers. (Since when do Gypsies their careers. Granted this album Prodigy then the Chemical Broth­ have keyboards?) Theresultison isn'tterrible,buthowcanonejus- ers and the Propellerheads. overproduced bastardization Now Fatboy Slim is number known as Nuevo Flamenco! one, so why should he try harder? That's where Casta comes in. Cf. From that school come the Dub They are to Flamenco what Kenny CM? Pistols who mix the G. is to Jazz. A cheap knockoff of feeling strangely fine is a m Propellerheads love for hip-hop the original marketed to people collection of songs that dwell on with Norman Cook's (Fatboy) love who lack the initiative to investi­ both love and loss, and the styles for party music. gate a style of music's roots. My Chesney strives for, and range from rock to pop to slow Maybe big beat isn't exactly apologies to all fans of wussjazz. achieves diversity of sound in Ev­ acoustic ballads. The songs "Clos­ Brian Setzer Orchestra. You can Fatboy, or any ofthe other artists 9-13. album. Swing Cats tell when a musical trend is start­ mentionedabove.you needthis.So / Am Gypsy is best suited for -Karen Janka Swing Cats ing a downward spiral by all the break on down to Atomic or I'll background music at your next CLEOPATRA mediocre bands that come out of kickyour ass down theyellowbrick Flamenco-themed party, or when Semisonic the wood work releasing crap al­ road myself. you put frilly umbrellas in your feeling strangely fine Awhile ago a young punk bums. Maybe the should have -Pete Menting drink and pretend you're on a MCA RECORDS rocker by the name ofBrian Setzer stuck with rockabilly and leftjazz Carribean cruise. formed a band called the Stray to the professionals. -Christopher Orcholl For those who have never heard -Pete Menting ofthe band Semisonic, you need Kenny Chesney to both turn on your radio (ortele- Everywhere We Go vision for that matter) and check BNA RECORDS your pulse. The band consists of these Sometimes success comes so three men: Dan Wilson on guitar gradually and quie tly that a star is and vocals, John Munson on bass, :hed Lecture Series overlooked. You could say that and Jacob Slicher on drums. applies to Kenny Chesney. D£S When origionaly forming in 1992 Chesney builds on an already they called themselves "Pleasure" solid career with his new release ULTIPLE INTELLIGENCES PRESENT THIS COUPON AND SAVE $1.00 ON THE PURCHASE GENIUS 0E LEADERSHIP OF COLLECTIVE SOUL'S NEW IQuest Speaker ALBUM "DOSAGE", AT THE Howard Gardner EXCLUSIVE COMPANY. on at the Harvard Graduate School tthor of Frames of Mind: The Theory ences A sign interpreter will be provided. Thursday, March 11,1999 • 7:00pm • UWM Unior^ Ballroom 2200 East Kenwood Boulevard A booksigning will be held at 6:00pm in the UWM Union Art Gallery, adjacent to the Union Ballroom.

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Gallery Two, in Mitchell Halll54, 1801 N. Prospect Ave, presents (Part II) where Burger King will The Polaris PuppetTheatre will Music 3203 N. Downer Ave., presents the "Treasures from the Vault: The holdapre-performance reception perform Beanstalk! at the Historic The UWM Folk Center presents art of Al Ruppersberg through Elegant Chair," through Feb. 28. at 6:30 and there will also be a Avalon Theatre, 2473 S. Stringalong Weekend, a folk arts Feb. 27. Gallery One will present For more info, call 278-8295. post-performance talkback with Kinnickinnic Ave thru Feb. 28. the video installation art of Jane vacation weekend. It includes The Professional Theatre Training Call 483-1888 for ticket informa­ and Louise Wilson, through classes in harmony singing, dulci­ The Riverwest Art Center, 3178 Program company members. For tion. March 7. Also in Gallery One will mer, guitar, harmonica, mandolin, N. Fratney St., presents "The Pro­ tickets, call 229-4308. the paintings of Sally Elesby and fiddle, and dueling banjo, along paganda Show," an exhibit of Circlestage, Milwaukee's only the photography of Annelies with Chinese culture and art, works from both local and na­ In celebration of the Interna­ theater-in-the-round at 783 N. Strba. In Gallery Three, the art­ Slovakian crafts, nature classes, tional artists on the subjectof pro­ tional Arts Festival, a trio will per­ Jefferson presents Marry Me a work of Lane Hall and Lisa Moline form An Irish Reunion Concert thru and dance (swing, line, Cajun). It paganda, opening Mar. 1. For Little, a musical revue by Stephen is featured through Feb. 27. Call March 21 at the Milwaukee Rep­ begins at 5p.m.on Friday, Mar. 5 more info, call 374-4722. Sondheim, running through Feb. 229-5070 for more info. ertory Theatre. "Servant of Two and runs until 2p.m.on Sunday, 27. For tickets, call 384-4181, Masters", a comedy about two frus­ Mar.7inEastTroy. Formore info, trated lovers and their servant, call 229-4622 Walker's Point Center for the The Boulevard ensemble will Arts announces "PeepShow." Cre­ opens Feb. 26. For tickets, call stage Irish Alleys: The Works of John ated by three women artists, it the Rep's Box Office at 224-9490. Present Music features the sing- O'Hara, the third production of takes creative interpretations of ing talent Dora Ohrenstein on it's Boulevard Alley season, at the events taken from everyday life Saturday, Mar. 6 who will perform Theater X presents JAZZ, the Boulevard Theatre, 2252 S. and each infuses her work witha a avarietyofmusiclike Calamityjane second part of Theater X's "Wis­ Kinnickinnic Ave. The Boulevard sense of black humor to convey a and What are the Sins. Also per­ consin Series," opening Feb. 26at Theatre will also present Shirley point of view. It opens March 5 forming will be violinist Eric the Broadway Theater Center, 158 Valentine through Mar. 14. For tick­ and runs through April 10. For Segnitz, cellist Paul Gmeinder, N.Broadway. For tickets, call 291- ets, call 744-5757. more info, call 672-2787 and pianistPhillip Bush. This con­ 7800. cert will take place at the Concert Hall at the Center for Arts and Gallery H20, 221 N. Water St. Perormance at Wisconsin will present an exhibition of pho­ Lutheran College, 8815 W. Wis­ tographs by Jorge Cabal, Francis consin Ave. For tickets, call 271- Ford, Stanley Ryan Jones and 0711. more entitled "Dreaming Big: The Touchstone Legendary BJ Daniels" through UWMP0ST •«• & Pictures Cafe Caffeine, 2611 E. Hamp­ Mar. 28. Call 271-8032 for more shire, presents the harmonius info. cordially invite you and a guest to attend singing talentofThe Recycled An- a special advance screening of gelsjulie Kane and Rachel Trapp, The exhibit entitled "Fire Upon on Sat. Feb. 27at8 p.m. Formore the Hearth: The Celebration of Literary Irish-American Women"willbe on Juliette Diane Tom Giovanni info, call 963-4410. Irish PoetNualaNi Dhomhnaill display at Central Library, 814 W. Lewis Keaton Skerritt Ribisi will read from her work on Satur­ Wisconsin Ave., highlighting the Flute virtuoso Camilla Hoitenga day, Feb. 27 at 8p.m. at Woodland unique contributions that wo men \ with special guestMattTurner, will Pattern Bookstore, 720 E Locust. of Irish descent have made perform at Woodland Pattern This event is in conjunction with throughout history. For more Bookstore, 720 E. Locust St., on Milwaukee's International Arts info, call 286-3031. Feb. 28, 7 p.m. For tickets, call Festival. For more info, call 263- 263-5001. 5001. A fashion show in the making is looking for artists to design cos­ Sebastian Faulks will read from tumes for a wearable sculpture Charlotte Grey on Friday, Feb. 26 at Dance fashion show. For more informa­ 8p.m. at Harry Schwartz Book­ TheSchooloftheArtsatUWM tion call Brent (291-2762) or store in Shorewood. For more will host its annual fund-raising James (765-9410). info, call 963-3111. event, the Grand Viennese Ball on Saturday, Feb. 27 to raise money "Oscar Wilde: The Apostle of Chris Bohjalian, author of The for the Arts Scholarship Fund. For Beauty" is presented at the Law of Similars, will read from his tickets, call 229-6116. Haggerty Museum of Art through new novel on Tuesday, Mar. 2 at Mar. 14. For more info, call 288- 7p.m. at the Schwartz Bookshop, Celebrate St. Patrick's Day the 3657. 10976 N. Port Washington Rd. traditional way by attending the Info: 241-6220. ceili dance on Saturday, Mar. 6 at The Villa Terrace Decorative 7p.m. The Celtic music entertain­ Arts Museum will present "The ment will be performed by Grand American Avenue: 1850- Milwaukee's largest ceili band, 1920" through Mar. 14. Call 278- Theatre Ceol Cairde. For more info, call 8295 for more info. 372-3060. RENT, the Award-Winning mu­ Gallery 218 presents "Red", an sical, comes to the Marcus Center "Riverdance: The Show" comes exhibit presenting work which is for the Performing Arts from Mar. er Sister to the Milwaukee Auditorium, 500 red, about red, or contains the 9-14. Tickets are going fast so call HIIEBn iHMUn iHlOUi IffiZIT Mil Uffil 11910 lid! nUGeitilunWI! mHiliii •mnSMLUM KumlMPlu MBIIOUI! amHUi W. Kilbourn Ave. March 3 through word red, through Mar.l at Gal­ 273-7206 for information. Also, lflR»MllimiiillllwfiHililM»Ii»H ««<-»• # March 13. Tickets are on sale now lery 218,218 S. 2nd St. Formore look for the interview with Carl at 276-4545. info, call270-l 043 Thornton, who plays Benny, in this issue ofthe Post. Wednesday, February 24, 1999 The Haggerty Museum of Art, 7:30 PM Art locatedon the Marquette campus, UWM's Professional Theatre presents the exhibit "Children in Training Program (PTTP) pre­ The UWM Institute of Visual Art: A Century of Change" sents it's "most ambitious project MARCUS RIDGE CINEMA Arts Gallery Three {inova) invites through May 23. For more info, ever," The Greeks, through Mar. 13 520D South Mooreland Road you to the exhibition of Erik call 288-3657. at the School ofthe Arts Theatre New Berlin Loiselle in Gallery Three of the at UWM. Attend special student Fine Arts building. His exhibitwill The Charles Allis Art Museum, nights; Feb. 26 (Parti) and Mar. 5 Come to The Post, Union EG80, run through Feb. 28. In inova's to pick up the tickets. POST SPORTS

17 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 23, 1999 Panther men prepare for conference finale

By Daniel Mike Dixon lead the Vikings with 14.7 made it to the NCAA tournament, Goodman also leads the confer­ Angeli has led the team most of and 11.2 points per game, respec­ but have suffered from the loss of ence with 8.8 rebounds per game. the season. Angeli goes to the free- four of last year's starters. With the regular season coming tively. The team also relies on throw line more than anyone in to an end, the teams of the Mid­ UWM vs. CSU: LostatCSU, guards Chris Williams and Earl the conference and makes most western Collegiate Conference 68-72, Jan. 30. Lost 64-75 at Brown. The freshman Williams of his freethrow shots (242 at­ (MCC) prepare themselvesfor the home, Feb. 16. averages 10.4 points per game, tempts, 80 percentshooting), and conference tournament, to be Detroit (12-2, 21-5), First andjunior Brown averages 9.5 his 15.0pointspergameisateam held Feb. 27-March 2, at the UIC Place: The Titans rely on three points per game and 5.0 assists high. Pavilion. The winner of the tour- players to do the majority of the per game. Sophomore center Damion namentreceives an automatic bid team's scoring. Junior guard UWM vs. Loyola: Won 78-59 Ninkovic has also stepped up in- into the NCAA tournament. Rashad Phillips ranks third in at Loyola, Jan. 12. Lost 68-76 sidewithl0.4 points pergame and Butler University (11-3 MCC, the MCC with 15.9 points per in overtime at home. a team high 5.7 rebounds per 18-8 overall), Second Place: The game. Senior guard Jermaine UW-Green Bay (9-5,19-10), game. The Panthers also enjoy Bulldogs have kept themselves in Jackson and junior forward Third Place: The Phoenix love the luxury of several quality play­ either first or second place in the Desmond Ferguson backup the outside shot, but aren't ers at the guard position. Senior MCC throughout the season. The Phillips with 13.5 and 12.5 afraid to take the ball inside. Cyrus Caldwell (8.4 points per Bulldogs don't rely too heavily on points per game, respectively. Junior guard B.J. LaRue and game,3.8assistsper game),sopho­ one player, with no single player Phillips also dished out 4.3 as­ senior guard Ryan Borowicz more Jared Hardwick (7.6 points averaging more than 10 points per sists per game and Jackson are the team's main outside per game, 4.0 rebounds per game. leads the team with 6.5 re­ threats. LaRue and senior cen­ game), junior Shaun Fountain bounds per game. (8.1 points per game, 3.6 re­ UWM vs. Butler: Lost 65-68 at ter Matt Hill are the team's bounds per game, 2.9 assists per home, Jan. 23. Lost 63-78 at But­ UWM vs. Detroit: Lost 54-71 leading scorers, with 12.4 and game), and senior Larry Treadwell ler, Feb. 18. at home, Jan. 2. Lost 53-78 at De- 12.3 points pergame, respectively. UWM vs. UIC: Won 52-50 at (45percentthree-pointshooting), Cleveland State (6-8, 13-13), troitjan. 28. UWM vs. UWGB: Lost 66-74 at UlCJan. 14. Won 71-57 athome, have all come up big when the Fifth Place: The Vikings got off to Illinois-Chicago (2-12, 7-20), UWGB, Jan. 7. Won 59-57 at "Feb. 13. team needed them. a rough start this season, but Eighth Place: The Flames rely home, Feb. 6. Loyola-Chicago (7-7, 9-17), coach Rollie Massimino has the heavily on senior swingman Bryant UW-Milwaukee (5-9, 8-18), Wright State (4-10, 9-17), Sev­ Fourth Place: The Ramblers boast team playing good basketball as Notree. Notree is second in the Sixth Place: The Panthers have enth Place: The Raiders rely theMCC's second leading scorer, the Vikings head into the tourna­ MCC with 7.1 rebounds per game, shown promise at points, but the senior forward Javan Goodman, ment. Junior guard James Madi­ and fourth in scoring with 14.9 team has also shown its inexperi­ SEE FINALE, PAGE 22 with 18.7 point per game. son andsophomore forward Theo points per game. The Flames ence. Sophomore center Chad

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No. 4 Loyola No. 2 Butler (9-17) (18-8) ll:30am 5:30pm No. 5 Cleveland No. 7 Wright State State (13-13) 6:35pm (917) 1:00pm Winner earns automatic bid 3:30pm No. 3 UW- No. 1 Detroit to NCAA Tournament Green Bay (19-10) (21-5) 8:OOpm 2:OOpm No. 6 UW- Milwaukee NO. 8 UIC (8-18) (7-20) 18 THE UWM POST FEBRUARY 23, 1999 Marquette 74, UWM 48 Phoenix duo burns UWM Despite great performances Lady Hoopsters from freshmen Corrin Von Wald Heidi Bowman added 11, while •post and Andrea Filipek, UWM Lisa Oldenburg and Abbie couldn't counter five Marquette Willenborg netted 10 points of UWM junior Daryl Schaffeld, players in double figures as the apiece. Nordgaard, who led the Panthers (9-15 over­ Golden Eagles downed the Pan­ The Panthers were close behind all, 5-7 MCC) with 23 points after thers, 74-48, last Wednesday at the Marquette until the closing mo­ being held scoreless against Milwaukee Arena. Krueger lead Marquette three days earlier. ments of the first half, pulling Von Waldled the Panthers with within 28-22withfiveminutesleft. UWM took an early 15-8 lead, 16 points while Filipek added 12 That'swhen Marquette benefited UWGB to share but the Phoenix responded with for UWM. Kristi Johnson and from a 15-6 run to build a 43-28 a 14-2 run to establish control of Kiesha Oliver paced Marquette halftime lead. the game. The Panthers stayed with 12 points each. of MCC title close in the first half, trailing 30- By Kevin Hazaert 25 at intermission. feel After the break, Nordgaard and Intimidation. Ateamhasagreat the Phoenix took over. UWGB IT'S 11:59 ON NEW YEARS EVE. advantage when it can intimidate (14-9, 11-1) went on an 18-9 run Tingle its opponent. to open a 16-point lead, forcing DO Y00 KNOW WHERE YOUR DATE IS? Mentality. A team can'twin if it UWM to play catch up. doesn't have the correct mental­ They never caught up. ity- Nordgaard scored 15 of her 24 Last Saturday, UW-Green Bay's points in the second frame. 6-foot-l-inch senior, Chari Greendale-native Stacy Krueger Nordgaard, played the role ofthe netted a career-high 20 points, intimidator, and the Panthers including 13 in the second half, lacked the mentality. to help UWGB pull away. Her pre­ The combination meant a vious high was 18 points earlier nightmarish evening for the UW- this season against Marquette at the Milwaukee Arena. Milwaukee women's basketball team. "Both times I went home, I had Nordgaard, the Midwestern agood game," Krueger said. "I feel Collegiate Conference's (MCC) happyaboutit, obviously, because leading scorer, blistered the Pan­ I want to play well with everyone thers for 24points as the Fighdng here to watch me. Phoenix cruised to a 73-54 victory "I love it. I get pumped up to at the Klotsche Center, clinching see the fans all cheering for me." ashare ofthe regular season tide. The Phoenix sealed the game MONDAY at the free-throw line, hitting 33 $3.50 MICRO BOTTLES Nordgaard dominated the in­ Dave Chappelle of 37 attempts. Nordgaard set a

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(U-WIRE) MORGANTOWN.WV. —When media mogul Ted Turner ?raCfc *' 1—i^^ ^ T BETTER, BUT gave a speech last week, he was asked what he would say to Pope John DROP WE JAW {^V* Paul II. Turner replied by kicking his foot into the air and saying, "Ever MORE. TRY TO ^ heard of a Polish mine detector?" IMAGINE YOU C\j When he kicked his foot into the air, it went right into his mouth. HAVE A MOUTH ST) Poland demanded an apology. This is what they got: A written state­ FULL OF VERY ment saying, "Mr. Ted Turner deeply regrets offending the Polish people COLD ICE CREAM. during a speech he made in Washington D.C. last week. He has great respect for Poland and its people and extends his heartfelt apologies ULi ^ NEW to them." YALK. That's it. V In his speech to the National Family Planning and Reproductive ALMOST Center, Turner showed an amazingamountof stupidity in his choice of THERE... words. He also said during the speech that the Pope was out of touch when it came to the issue of contraception.- The Catholic Church is against the use of contraception. Turner also had to issue an apology to the Catholic League. With his statements, Turner showed that even the founder of the Cable News Network does not get his facts in order before he speaks in www.gaocititts. cam/westHolTywood/Ffrrk/HSl • public. Turner's speech wasjust as Polish officials and Catholics described it, a diatribe of "racism and bigotry." But does Turner really care? If his attempts at apology are any indi­ cation, not really. A written apology to Poland released by his office? A message to the - Catholics posted on the Internet? Both are impersonal and seem like castoff apologies that were a nuisance to do. Turner could have gone public, held a press conference, anything. He needed to apologize him­ self, not let a press agent do it for him. Gorditan extremists seize local Havingsomeone else presentthe apology makes itseem that Turner was too busy to do it himself. It makes it seem like he didn't care. It doesn't make the apology seem heartfelt. Maybe his apology stemmed from a threat from the Polish govern­ Burger King ment. It said Turner had to apologize within one week or the country By Adam Qualler would withdraw $200,000 in support for an April Time magazine issue King executives continue to hold on Poland. glorious Gorditan Revolution," In an unprecedented move, Taco Bell responsible. Time is owned by Time Warner Inc., which bought CNN and other General Frank Miller said. "It is extremist Gorditan Revolutionary "It's not like McDonald's Turner holdings two years ago. Turner is now vice-chairman of Time- time to end the tyranny of pre­ ies seized a local Burger King R funded these guys," Burger King Warner. cooked, highfat, deepfriedfoods, and officially "annexed" the CEO Steve King commented, Suddenly it becomes clear. No apology, no money, and $200,000 is a and embrace the liberty of stand-alone fast food structure "clearly Taco Bell or an extremist hefty sum. Whether Turner wanted to apologize or not, the rest ofthe Gorditas. Taco lovers everywhere into "The Gorditan Empire." fraction of its Gorditan Revolution company might have made it clear that he should. can now bask in the freedom of The Revolutionaries immedi­ is responsible." Regardless, Turner's apology seemed halfhearted. Nothing beats a the fresh, wholesome taste ofthe ately launched a series of bold King then wenton to speculate man going public and saying, "I'm sorry. "Turner could have taken that Gorditan Revolution....". reforms, including price cuts, about a possible "Beef-for-Arms" route, but he didn't. He chose an impersonal written apology that does Miller then launched into a later hours, and a $10,000.00 deal with McDonald's R as an­ not deserve acceptance. three hour speech praising the vir­ cash reward for the successful other possible source of Gorditan The Polish governmentshouldstill with draw the $200,000fromTime tues of Taco Bell RInc., its subsid­ capture of Wendy's R owner support, an encouraged the Warner. Maybe it would help the company realize the value of a good iaries, and its featured soft-drink Dave Thomas. Gorditans to relinquish control of public apology. And maybe it would help Turner realize he should think line, Pepsi R. Allsandwicheswere As the Burger King sign the local franchise. The restau- next time before he cracks ajoke. immediately removed from the tumbled to the ground and shat­ rantremainedin Gorditan posses­ menu and Taco Bell items were tered, the Gorditan Extremists sion at the time of this publication. forcibly escorted Burger King brought in, including the new managers and employees off of Chicken and Steak Gorditas. Al­ And lest we get the property. though Taco Bell officials publicly condoned this bold move, Burger "This is a landmark day in the

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Judge Sabo came out of re­ Zapatista, and other progressive some concerned about the Board also love the opening number, I early retirement is "a tremendous tirement to hearAbu-Jamal's ap­ groups. of Regents' possible control over love LOVE that it's full of such brain drain" and that senior fac­ peal in 1995 but has only recently It will take place at the Milwau­ tuition, Robb said. energy. ulty members are a valuable re­ been "forcibly" retired; kee Enterprise Center, 2821N. 4th "My concern is that this pattern POST: Ifyou were stranded on source. *"Thejury was impaneled only St., Room 300 from 1-3 p.m. will duplicate itself and they will a desert island, and could only To make change happen, after 11 qualified African-Ameri- For more information on the raise tuition," Robb said. have three things (assumingyour Guskin noted that the current canswere removed by peremptory meeting or for the pamphlet on "It has been shown in other basic needs were met), whatwould education process mustbe viewed challenges by the prosecution. As Mumia Abu-Jamal, call Ajob is a states, when the regents are given they be? in new ways. He challenged those aresult,ina citythatis40percent RightCampaignat(414) 374-1034 tuition flexibility; tuition skyrock­ CARL: Uh, [laughs] sex. Can I who have the vision of change to African-American, only twojurors or email [email protected]. ets,"Tayloradded. "Wedon'twant say that?! Yeah, sex and booze! organize to discuss alternative were African-American. It has re­ to price students out of an educa­ For the latest information on Apparently he doesn't need a ways of learning and to make that cently been revealed that the prac- tion." Abu-Jamal's case logon the Inter­ third! change happen. ticeof deliberatelyremovingquali- Although UWM Chancellor national Concerned Family and fied African-Americans from jury Nancy Zimpher would not com­ Friends of Mumia Abu-Jamal's web IGUANA, FROM PAGE 9 pools was taught to Philadelphia ment on whether she agrees or page atwww.mumia.org. MUMIA, FROM PAGE 4 prosecutors in a special video disagrees with this mandate, she tagonists and inspirations. training tape,"; and said it is an important issue that BROOKE, FROM PAGE 6 It is the magnificently as­ *"The police never tested Abu- needs to be addressed. sembled group of thespians and BPP to argue for the death pen­ Jamal's gun to determine if it had "I want to start conversations alty; decisions and most of all, have the the direction of J.R. Sullivan that recendy been fired, never tested immediately about what this most fun in life that you can. need to be recognized. The talent *No physical evidence exists his hands to see if he had fired a means to us at UWM," said linking Abu-Jamal with the shoot­ SR: Where do you see yourself that radiated from every perfor­ gun, and 'lost' a bullet fragment Zimpher. ing of Faulkner. Abu-Jamal did in five years? mance deserves so many more removed by the medical exam­ Thompson's proposed budget have a gun, a licensed .38 caliber, BROOKE: I'll tell you, when I words than I have space for, espe­ iner." must pass through the Joint Fi­ the night of the shooting after was younger, I sort of planned out cially the chemistry exposed be­ Because of these reasons and nance Committee and State Leg­ being robbed twice while driving my life that I was going to be evolv­ tween Laura Gordon and others, such as new witnesses re­ islature by July 1, the beginning cab. Written findings ofthe medi­ ing in: Get married at 17, have six Jonathan Smoots. Their perfor­ canting previous testimony and ofthe new fiscal year. cal examiner, however, show children, and live in Texas the rest mances alone would make this writtenstatementswhileunderthe Faulkner was shot by a .44 caliber of my life. So my five-year plan worth seeing. pressure of police, and bullet. Abu-Jamal's original trial back then has been to tally altered. Night ofthe Iguanamns through prosecutorial misconduct, Abu- PEER, FROM PAGE 3 lawyer said he never saw that por­ So now I just take life day by day March 7 an the Milwaukee Cham­ Jamal'slawyersandsupporters are tion of the report so he never and not try to project too much. ber Theatre. demanding a new trial. This will raised it. This same lawyer didn't But if I had some goals it would Call (414) 291-7800 for prices be the focus ofthe April 24 dem­ the Edison Initiative, a Letters & interview any witnesses for the trial be, well, I love this job, I would and showtimes. onstrations. Science project devoted to rein­ and informed the court in ad­ love to still be working on - Eric LaRose venting excellence in undergradu­ vance thathe wasn't prepared. He Wilayto, when asked why Baywatch. If it happens to go that ate education. was later disbarred for incompe­ people living in Milwaukee should longitwouldbe great! But I would tence. be concerned with Mumia Abu- really like to get married and start FINALE, FROM PAGE 17 Jamal, responded, "Well if you *Abu-Jamal was denied the a family. I'm kind of an old-fash­ knew the Klu Klux Klan had ab­ heavily on MCC leading scorer right to represent himself; ioned girl at heart. ducted a black person in town and Keion Brooks. Brooks averages * Abu-Jamal was tried before I could have found about 10 was about to lynch him or her, 20.7 points per game, and has Judge Albert Sabo, who has sen­ people in the room who would you'd be compelled to try and do been named MCC Player of the tenced more people to death, 31, love to marry Brooke Burns and IDEA, FROM PAGE 3 somethingaboutit. Well, here the Week twice this season. Brooks than anyjudge in the country. All start a family. I'm sure she won't government is about to lynch a also ranks third in the MCC in as­ that the 12-16 week semester except two have been people of have any trouble finding herself a black activist." sists, and fourth in steals. The schedule might not be the best color, primarily African-Ameri­ husband. You can see this old fash­ Raiders are tough to score on in­ Wilayto then called on the Mil­ timetable forstudentlearning. He cans. For this he is known as the ioned girl in an itsie bitsie, teenie side, with the MCC's top shot waukee community to get in­ stated that students might learn "hangingjudge." Sabo has had a weenie red bathing suit on chan­ blocker Inus Norville (1.4 per formed on Abu-Jamal's case. nel 24, Mondays at midnight and game) holding down the inside. "What's going to save Mumia's life Saturdays at 4 p.m. UWM vs. WSU: Won 69-65 at is not one demonstration or one Check out the Post Hook-up of homejan. 21. 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