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M N B R Dow JONES u N V E R S THURSDAY, JANUARY 27, 2000 *ivi; >""""•* JMU chooses graduation speaker, seniors left out Some upset by process, selection of relatively unknown businessman RIAN WESTLEY II assistant news editor Despite his background in electronics, the choice for this year's graduation speaker doesn't charge up seniors. Richard Brown, the chief All dressed executive officer of Electronic Data Systems Corporation, will give the commencement up, but no address in May, JMU announced Wednesday. Brown, who has a Bachelor snow dance of Science degree from Ohio University and has held a Storm ravages East number of executive positions in the Sprint Corporation and but bypasses the 'Burg Illinois Bell Telephone Com- pany, will address the about KELLY HANNON 2,400 students expected to news editor receive their degrees in May. Student input from the Depending on how you look at it, ADAM .l< )Nl-.SA [BOSS Taste of the Town Diving In ll.'li'.'Hl Going Global Dining at some local eateries, like Luigi's, The JMU men's and women's swimming and Through the Hoops ■ Sunday's Golden Globes celebrated right, should be a residency condition in the diving teams, led by senior Anitra Kass, host ■ With their future in limbo, TV and film. "American Beauty," "So- 'Burg. Get the scoop on some of our favorites more than 200 SMAD hope- William & Mary on Sunday in Godwin Hall. fuls finished testing to apply pranos" and "Sex and the City" were and more. Pages 20-21 Page 25 among the globe winners. Page 17 to get into the major. Page 3 Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 TABLE OF CONTENTS i NEWS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR Fire safety at JMU 3 THURSDAY, JANUARY 27 Theatre II, "Say Goodnight Grade" by Ralph Page, SMAD admissions 5 directed by Todd Grogan, $2 admission. Show also Breakdancing Club, 6:30 to 8 p.m., Godwin Ongoing search for VP of Academic runs on Saturday (same times) Affairs 5 Raquetball Courts t Fellowship Dinner, 5:30 p.m., 690 S. SUNDAY, JANUARY 30 OPINION Mason St., sponsored by tf Wesley Foundation, call Ben at • Mass, PC Ballroom, 11 a.m. and 5 p.m., CCM House Editorial: Terrorism hype out of ' 434-3490 control 12 House (1052 S. Main St.), 9 p.m., sponsored by • Pi Sigma Epilson coed Catholic Campus Ministry Spotlight: If you could win a free trip to business fraternity infor- anywhere, where would you go? 12 mational meeting, 7 p.m., Taylor 404, call Emily at Greek Life: Am I really frat boy materi- 437-3253 TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: al? by Steve Glass 13 (They're free!) Darts and Pats 13 FRIDAY, E-mail Brian at The Breeze at westlebr with the information (event, date, location, contact info, Welcoming Julio the emergency pole JANUARY 28 by Terrence Nowlin .15 etc.) Please submit by Friday for a Monday issue 1JMU Experimental Theatre Performance, 8 p.m. and midnight, and Tuesday for a Thursday issue. STYLE Golden Globe Awards .17 "Say Goodnight Grade" 17 POLICE LOG WEATHER "Play It to the Bone" review 19 This week at the movies 19 bottles of Southern Comfort and ELISSA FORREST Today Just go out 27 police rqjorter Vodka with him and drank eight to Sunny, windy, cold M 10 shots in less than an hour and a High 31, Low 12 A non-student was arrested and half. FOCUS charged with reckless driving on The subject then became very ill, vomiting profusely. Jan. 24 at 6:56 p.m. at the Potomac High Low Local original restaurants 20- 21 Hall circle, after reportedly almost Officers and the Harrisonburg striking a JMU student with a vehi- Rescue Squad responded. After Friday Mostly sunny 33 15 cle. their arrival, they learned of a JMU SPORTS The student alleges that the non- student who had also been drinking Saturday Snow, Ice, Rain 34 23 student has a history of violent and was passed out. The JMU stu- Anitra Kass 25 dent could not be brought to con- Sunday Snow, Ice, Rain 39 27 behavior and parking problems. Men's gymnastics. 25 A trespass notice was served to sciousness. the subject in the psychiatric ward Both subjects were transported Monday Partly cloudy 38 25 Super Bowl preview. 27 of Ftockingham Memorial Hospital, to Rockingham Memorial Hospital JMU's Top 50 31 after the Harrisonburg Police Emergency Room for treatment. Department picked up the subject Sports beat 33 at his off-campus address. Underaged Consumption of MARKET WATCH Alcohol Wednesday. Jan 26,2000 In other matters, campus police • A JMU student was judicially LIFESTYLES report the following: referred for underage consumption DOW JONES . AMEX of alcohol on Jan. 23 at 3:59 a.m. in 3.10 A Horoscopes 35 m 3.15? Alcohol Poisoning Bell Hall. close: 11,032.99 close: 912.21 T • A student resident advised cam- Crossword puzzle 35 pus police on Jan. 22 at 1:22 a.m. NASDAQ - Comics 37 that a male VMI student visiting S&P 500 ■ Potomac Hall reportedly brought see POLICE LOG page 9 97.49 t 5.94 J close: 4,069.92 close. 1,404.09 INFORMATION The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings LOCATION CLASSIFIEDS and distributed throughout James Madison University and B R E E Z E the local Harrisonburg community. Comments and com- plaints should be addressed to Courtney Crowley, editor. 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Photo/Graphics: x6749 The Breeje NEWS Thursday, Jan. 27. 2000 3 May graduation J •• X^^H^^^L MW'V process underway The May graduation ceremony FIRE 0 ALARM is more than three months away, but graduation applications are due by March 1. Applications are available at the Office of the Registrar in Warren 504 or at the information desk on the third floor of Warren Hall. Applications must be com- ■i *■ pleted ———^——— Vned In Brief by your major adviser and department head and deliv- ered to the Office of the Registrar in Wilson 204. After the Registrar A student, left, checks his smoke has received your application, you detector and a fire alarm, above. will receive a senior evaluation in the mail. If you haven't received your senior evaluation by mid- semester, call x6282. Homecoming 2000 Playing with fire plans get started A Homecoming 2000 planning Could the Seton Hall tragedy happen at JMU? session will be held Jan. 28 in the CFW room (on the second floor) don't do all the things we expect them Dick Garber, JMU safety engineer, in the CISAT building. Students, ORIESHOMPER faculty and staff can generate to do," he said. makes periodic scheduled and unsched- staff writer ideas about the theme and activi- (1 Residence hall rooms are inspected uled fire and safety inspections of resi- ties for this year's weekend with- by resident advisers three times a dence halls and Greek housing facilities, out committing to participating fur- Last week's residence hall fire at year. They are inspected during the MacNutt said. ther. The committee also wel- Seton Hall (N.J.) University, which first eight weeks of fall semester, a In 1999, Garber conducted 294 comes feedback about last year's killed three students and injured 62 has second time at the end of that semes- inspections. During some of the inspec- festivities. raised fire safety questions at the ter, and a third time during the first tions he is accompanied by a represen- Several members of the Student Spirit Committee will be available nation's universities, and JMU is no eight weeks of spring semester, tative of the state fire marshall's office, exception. to answer questions and will have Brown said. MacNutt said. applications to become part of the Although a minor fire occurred in All campus fire alarms are moni- "I'm looking for a multitiude of core group. The session will run Fredrickson Hall last week, there tored 24 hours a day with an automated things," Garber said of his building from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. haven't been any major fires at JMU in monitoring device at the police commu- inspections. "Discrepancies from recent years, said Hugh Brown, assis- nications dispatch center. missing treads on a step, loose Enter Valentine's Day tant director of residence life. The "The device automatically tests the handrails, fire extinguishers missing contest for prizes Frederickson fire was started by a can- individual alarm systems and their from a cabinet . . . exit light covers dle and wasn't detected because the sending devices once a day to ensure missing or the exit light not function- Need a Valentine's Day present room's residents had removed the ing properly, doors not closing prop- fast? The Breeze is sponsoring smoke detector. erly, vision panels in the doors miss- the first "Valentine's Day is for Brown said candles are not allowed People violate ing," Garber said. Lovers" contest and will award in residence hall rooms as part of JMU's several prizes to the winners of a Garber also conducts fire safety short-essay contest. Write an fire prevention policies. "Residents policies and people classes for all students and regular staff essay on why you deserve a night don't like our candle policy, but they members of ORL, dining services and for two at the Joshua Wilton are very dangerous," Brown said. don *t do the things we other offices, MacNutt said. House, why you deserve roses At JMU, preventative measures have yy But people more often than build- from Artistic Florist and why you been taken to ensure that if a fire does expect them to do. ings cause fires, MacNutt said. have a story that's so romantic occur, residents and their hall staffs are Eagle Hall is the building everyone you deserve jewelry from James equipped to handle it. Brown said the worries most about a fire occurring in, McHone. Entries are due by Feb. 8 and winners will be announced threat of fire is taken seriously. Hugh Brown Brown said. by Feb. 10. "It is the worse fear of everyone who assistant director of residence life Extra precautions have been taken in E-mail submissions to c2crow- works in Residence Life that we will Eagle. Although the building isn't [email protected], walk them into have a fire," Brown said. required to have a sprinkler system, one The Breeze office in Anthony- To prevent the fear from being real- that we maintain vitality," Alan was installed as an extra precaution, Seeger Hall or mail them to The ized, all resident advisers are taught MacNutt, director of public safety, said. Brown said. Six residence halls have Breeze's Valentine Contest, G1 specifics about fire safety in the hall A "hot-line" speed dial red phone sprinkler systems. In addition to Eagle, Anthony-Seeger Hall, MSC 6805, Harrisonburg, Va. 22807. they live in during their August train- with immediate access to the Chesapeake, Potomac, Wampler, ing sessions. Each one of the 29 resi- Harrisonburg/Rockingham Emergency Converse, and Blue Ridge Halls have dence halls are different, Brown said, Operations Center for Fire and Rescue sprinkler systems. Ashby Hall, which is Men's Health Week and requires varied training. Response is maintained, MacNutt said. being renovated, will have sprinkler continues with fair The closest fire station is less than a systems. Each residence hall must have three Men's Health Week continues fire drills per semester. The first drill is mile away from campus on Maryland But MacNutt said "sprinkler systems today with a men's health fair at announced to the residents and the next Avenue. The fire stations at Pleasant don't save lives." They are in place to UREC from 5-7 p.m. and two are unannounced, Brown said. Valley Road and East Market Street are save the building structures. The sprin- "Stopping Rape Before it Starts" at Smoke detectors are in every resi- also ready to send firefighting units, kler systems do not activate until the 7 p.m. in ISAT 159. "Stopping dence hall room and are supposed to be MacNutt said. temperature in an area with a fire reach- Rape Before it Starts" is spon- checked once a week by students. "It is During 1999, fire units responded to es 135 degrees Farenheit, at which sored by the DC-based Men's expected that students check them alarms at JMU 339 times. Most of the point he said, "people are already Rape Prevention Program. Call x3503 with questions. every week," Brown said. responses were to residence halls — dead." Although Brown said it concerns usually for for false alarms. Included in "We could have fire drills every- him that students may not check regu- the count are the 36 scheduled fire drills day, but eventually people would — from staff reports larly, he wasn't surprised that students that are annually coordinated between stop responding. I think we are well- may be lax about checking. the office of residence life and the office equipped to handle a fire," Brown "People violate policies and people of public safety, MacNutt said. said. < t I I , , I ■ • ■ , , . . .-■-,,'-} ." 4 Thursday, Jan. 27,2000 NEWS TKe Breeze /\>CL1 KS AKA KA ^:>XE KAF» ^Xt>E ZBT 171 D Nef f Ave. _ l_ I \ / _ll _. . it II 434-4824 Now Offering The "LOWEST Greek" Prices On T-shirts, Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve Shirts, Cups, Hats, Buttons, Banners, Visors, And Monoqrams, With No Screen Charges! Come Down And Design Your Own!! /\^Z/\ AST ZST srsi ZS.X ^X n K/K Confucius says HUNTERS RIDGE Wise businessman advertises with The Breeze Call 568-6127 today! 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(Save $10) Bring This Ad - Good til 3-1-00 Th« Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 27, 1999 5 Pre-SMAD students vie for spots Competency test, GPA important considerations for entrance to SMAD Johnson said he is confident the test STACY SMITH Some numbers for progressed "technologically without a contributing writer glitch and that the procedure is the best The second School of Media Arts and people who hate we can do with available resources." Design Competency Test was given for TO TO In the future, SMAD will include a new pre-SMAD majors seeking enrollment into numbers... breakdown of concentrations. The SMAD last Friday. changes in the curriculum will provide The test, which was first given in students entering into the major with November 1999, measures English more exposure to the fundamentals of the grammar proficiency, writing skills, basic -There are 600 SMAD majors field, Johnson said. computer knowledge and multimedia The progression will flow more design concepts. smoothly as classes are laid out for four It's part of the five-step application -There are 21 faculty members years in a more structured, ultimate plan, process for students seeking to become which can be credited to the new SMAD SMAD majors. -215 pre-smad majors applied application procedure, he said. Pre-SMAD majors must also complete n However, if a student is accepted under SMAD 101, a change of major form, a one concentration, such as print SMAD major card and a SMAD to be full SMAD majors journalism, but then wants to switch later, questionnaire in order to apply. Only 215 Johnson said, they will have to apply for of the pre-SMAD majors took the test. that concentration. An admissions committee consisting of -160 of them will be accepted One pre-SMAD student who took the five SMAD faculty members then reviews test was surprised at the amount of each application. Applications are due on content devoted to computers. Feb. 18; SMAD will notify those accepted "It wasn't quite what I expected, but on March 3. overall 1 felt pretty good about it," George Johnson, director of the school freshman Brenna Walton said. "I wasn't of media arts and design, said "over 3,000 expecting them to ask about so much man hours will be put into reviewing the computer knowledge, but I guess it is part applications" during the three-week TO TO of it after all. " period. Despite having taken the test, Walton There are about 600 SMAD majors and overcrowded classes and to establish a Students are selected on the basis of the said, "I'm just still a little upset that you 21 faculty members, although some of the mechanism for preventing this problem five scores from the SMAD Competency have to apply at all to get into your faculty members are part-time. in the future. Test, grade-point average and indication major." It is nearly impossible to accommodate Only 160 of the estimated 215 of concentration. Sophomore Katherine Gardner said, "I such a large number of students, Johnson applicants will be accepted. Accepted Johnson said that the department will think in some ways it's a good decision said. students will be allowed to enroll in be "just looking at raw data." So far, there because obviously there are way too many SMAD implemented the application SMAD classes. Those not accepted will is no established mean to make people, and this way only people who arc process, Johnson said, to eliminate have to apply again next year. comparisons, Johnson said. really serious will get into the classes." Citizens fight nuclear waste site Shipping nuclear waste to Yucca Mountain has people scared supervised 2,500 shipments of nuclear many in the nuclear industry. Would the public be notified in TEPHANIE SIMON waste. Ever since the 1950s, the government advance of each shipment? Governors &\Los Angeles Times There have been several minor acci- has been promising to find safe, long-term along the route would get a heads-up, but ST. LOUIS — The lethal waste would dents, but no radiation leaks — and no storage for the radioactive waste that the specifics of time and place would be be locked up tight. fatalities. nuclear power plants produce. Other secret. The experts promise. "Our safety record is outstanding," nations, including Japan and Britain, How many people might die in an It would be sealed inside two metal said Allen Benson, a department of energy reprocess their nuclear waste and reuse accident? In the worst scenario, a crate crates of unsurpassed durability. You spokesman. much of it to generate more electricity. would be punctured, releasing radioactiv- could drop these crates on a fat steel spike The Yucca Mountain project would America doesn't — as a matter of public ity and causing 31 eventual cancer deaths. and they would not be breached. You hugely expand the scale of waste ship- policy. "This is the most dangerous material could immerse them under water. Engulf ment. The United States initially opposed known to man, and you're going to ship it them in flames. Drop them three stories By one analysis, two trucks a day recycling waste for fear the plutonium through our cities?" asked Gavin Perry. onto a concrete floor. The poison inside would pass through Missouri. That's two produced in the process would fall into Caustic, he scoffed: "I don't think so." would not escape. trucks a day for 39 years. the wrong hands. Now, the holdup is cost. He and others instead urged keeping The experts promise. Many along the route are queasy with Since they can't reuse the waste, the waste where it is until scientists dis- The mothers doubt. forboding. nuclear power plants must store it, often cover how to neutralize it. In 20 public hearings across the United As one woman put it at the St. Louis in above-ground tanks. Or building new railroads through States, including one in St. Louis last hearing: "This kind of thing scares the Consolidating the 77 existing waste desolate areas so shipments avoid big week, experts from the U.S. Department daylights out of me." sites into a single, underground repository cities. of Energy have set forth their plan to ship Her comment — and all others, includ- would reduce the risk of accident or ter- Energy officials promised to consider tens of thousands of crates of radioactive ing objections from Missouri Gov. Mel rorist attack, argued Alan Passwater of those comments. trash to permanent underground storage Camahan — will be incorporated into the AmerenUE, which operates a nuclear But by law they must take a most nar- at Yucca Mountain in Nevada. Department of Energy's final report on the plant in central Missouri. "It's the environ- row view: It's official U.S. policy to bury This is nuclear waste so hot that environmental impact of entombing mentally responsible thing to do," he said. nuclear waste, and Yucca Mountain is the momentary exposure kills. It would be 70,000 tons of waste at Yucca Mountain. But dozens at the hearing here dis- only site on the table. shipped to Nevada by rail and by truck, The president must then decide agreed, hurling angry questions at gov- Those constraints left citizens in St. week after week for decades. whether the Yucca dump can work. ernment representatives: Louis steaming. The caravans would wind through 43 If he approves it, the project passes to Would the trucking contract go to the "I've learned a lot," Frances Moyle states, past some 50 million people. Congress for a vote. If the process moves low bidder? Yes, but "everything possible said. Trucking radioactive hazards is noth- smoothly, transport would begin in 2010. will be done to ensure . . . well-qualified "I have not been reassured," she said. ing new: Since 1965, the government has That's not a moment too soon for carriers." The applause for her was wild. 6 Thursday. Jan. 27. 2000 NEWS TheBreeze INDIAN-AMERICAN AfX6 O, CAFE £ JWull ijjoutiaae & 3311 S. Main St. (540) 433-1177 Harrisonburg, VA 22801 91 N. Main St. Harrisonburg, VA Alternative clothing, Lunch: Monday - Saturday lingerie, accessories, videos, 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Dinner: Monday - Saturday adult novelties 5:00 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Mon-Sat 10 a.m. -9 p.m. Specializing in Non-vegetarian/ Vegetarian Indian Cuisine 3051 S. Main Street 432-6403 ;: ■.. -or,; 'rfATSP. POLLUTION — YO'J n YOU'?! iiADE or. Authentic Out bodies art 7M alter. So, abes joti iollutp i bo4jr of alter, jou MJ etentuillj foliate jiour ov» New York Style Pizza 'i£ bod/. Stop tbe ejcle ol rater pollution. 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Bradley remains hopeful School officials said they would continue to accept top student From the start. Bill Bradley said "Al Gore just earned the high- al caucus system turns off all but applicants based on their high school grades and SAT scores. he wanted to be a different kind of est percentage ever in a contested the most hard-core party activists, For students with lower grades and test scores — a pool that presidential candidate. But by the Democratic [caucus] in Iowa," who signed on early with Gore, Amherst officials say teeter on the borderline of acceptance and time the nation's first votes were crowed Gore press secretary Chris the candidate of Democratic lead- rejection — the university has established a new 10-point system. tallied in caucuses here Monday Lehane. The nearly 30-point mar- ers. His supporters said they were Grades will count for up to 7.5 points. The remaining 2.5 points will night, it was clear his strategy was gin of victory showed that "people heartened that the former New be assigned according to a variety of factors: an applicant's in-state not foolproof. want a fighter in the White House. Jersey senator was able to break residency, personal achievement and diversity. Diversity, which Vice President Al Gore over- They don't want a professor," Sen. Edward M. Kennedy's score could include an applicant's household income and race, is worth whelmed Bradley with a three- only one point. Lehane said, referring to Gore's for an insurgent candidate of 31 pronged approach of aggressive frequent depiction of Bradley as percent in 1980, nodding to the School officials said they needed to implement new admissions policy proposals, unrelenting an out-of-touch scholar. standards to avoid lawsuits similar to those challenging affirmative obvious point that Kennedy never action policies in Michigan and Texas. attacks and the kind of extensive Bradley will kick off the final made it to the White House. The new policy gives less weight to the SAT did an interim party organization and labor back- leg of his New Hampshire cam- "The vice president won affirmative-action policy put in place this year. ing that are particularly crucial in paign Tuesday morning with a tonight, but Sen. Bradley brought 'The research done at U. Mass and elsewhere clearly indicates this state. speech where he will outline a whole new set of people into the that a student's SAT score is a weaker indicator of success at the Yet, in the odd world of presi- "what he plans to do and how he process," said Bradley's campaign university than the high school GPA," said David K. Scott, the dential politics, both sides took will do it," said Mo Elleithee, manager, Gina Glantz. "He's gen- university's president. some solace in results that showed Bradley's spokesman in the erating enthusiasm from young The plan will begin with this fall's first-year class. Gore leading 63 percent to Granite state. people," particularly on college Brad ley's 35 percent, with 84 per- Bradley never thought he campuses, she said. Dean suspended following child porn charge cent of precincts counted. could win Iowa, where an unusu- —Knight-Ridder Tribune An administrator at the University of Wisconsin at Madison has been suspended after an investigation reportedly turned up Election 2000: The Republicans images of child pornography on his university-owned computer. Danny Struebing, an assistant dean in the School of Human Ecology, was suspended with pay Dec. 23. Campus police said Bush rolls, focuses on McCain they launched an investigation after receiving an anonymous Buoyed by winning the Iowa complaint Dec. 1 from someone who claimed to have seen McCain, who did not campaign in Hampshire to victory in South pornography on Struebing's office computer. caucuses, Texas Gov. George W. Iowa and won only 5 percent of the Carolina's Feb. 19 GOP primary. Police said they also searched of Struebing's home, but they Bush turned Tuesday to the vote there. Now he hopes to rally Bush expressed confidence that would not say whether child pornography was found there. tougher challenge of trying to beat independents to give him victory he can close the gap with McCain. In Wisconsin, possession of child pornography is a felony Sen. John McCain in next week's over not only Bush, but also Steve "We were at a little bit of a time punishable by one to five years in pnson. New Hampshire primary. Forbes, the publisher whose sur- disadvantage up until now. Now — from wire reports Battling near-blizzard condi- prisingly strong 30 percent third- we're all going to be here the same tions, the Republican rivals place showing in Iowa may have number of days," Bush told cheer- launched a final seven-day blitz to made him the champion of social ing supporters at a 2:30 a.m. rally next Tuesday's primary with com- conservatives. Tuesday marking his arrival from Nation peting ads and pointed criticism. "We have to come out of here Iowa. "I really like our chances." American teens not getting enough exercise Bush trails McCain by 6 to 10 per- with a success, or it makes our task Meanwhile, McCain's advisers centage points in most New in South Carolina and beyond very tried to downplay the significance Hampshire polls. difficult," said John Weaver, of Bush's win in Iowa, where the Health and Human Services Secretary Donna Shalala called New Hampshire's primary the loss of physical education in many schools a "national tragedy." McCain's national political direc- governor took 41 percent of the Teenagers should engage in 20 minutes of vigorous physical could be pivotal to the entire GOP tor. The Arizona senator hopes to vote. activity three or more times per week, she said. presidential race. It is crucial for ride momentum from New — Knight-Ridder Tribunes Shalala made the comments while suggesting that all Americans, not just teens, aren't doing enough exercise. POLICE WG, from page 2 the time of the search, at least one She made her comments this week are part of Healthy People The truck later returned to Underaged Possession of 2010, a 10-year campaign, that hopes, among other things, to of which was a VCU student, who campus and was parked inW- convince people that physical education is as important to a Alcohol claimed to own one of the lot.The driver, a non-student, was youth's schooling as English and math. • Non-student, Scott A. Watts, smoking devices found. The reportedly identified and then Helping to get the message across are members of the U.S. 19, was arrested and charged with other, a bong, was reportedly charged with reckiess driving and women's World Cup championship soccer team, including underaged possession of alcohol claimed by a student resident. hit and run with property damage. goalkeeper Saskia Webber. "One of the worst cutbacks I think in on Jan. 22 at 12:50 a.m., after today's society is the physical education programs in schools," reportedly being personally Destruction of Personal Grand Larceny Webber said. abusive to JMU police cadets. Property • Unidentified individuals "It's a fact that, women especially, (who) are involved in • Unidentified individuals reportedly removed $4,300 worth athletics and soccer are more likely to graduate, are less likely to Possession of Controlled reportedly dented the top side right of equipment from the Music become pregnant, are less likely to become drug users," she said. Substance fender of a vehicle parked in J-lot Building between April and • A suspicious odor investigation on Jan. 24 at 5:40 p.m. September 1999. Elevator in Empire State Building snaps, in Chesapeake Hall on Jan. 23 at This was a delayed report. plunges 40 floors 9:34 p.m. led to a consent Property Damage • Unidentified individuals search and the discovery of • Personal property damage and reportedly removed a Remington An Empire State Building elevator with two people aboard suspected marijuana seeds, a building damage reportedly 870 Express 12-gauge shotgun plunged 40 stories Monday before a safety system finally stopped bong and a pipe used to smoke occurred in Potomac Hall on Jan. from a cargo area in a student's the car on the fourth floor. marijuana, all of which contained 22 at 8:30 p.m. due to a frozen vehicle on Jan. 24 between 5:30 The man and woman aboard work in the buidling and were not residue. heating pipe in a resident's room. and 8 p.m. in C2 -lot. seriously hurt. The elevator — which was last inspected May 19 and passed The drug paraphernalia and The occupant was not present inspection — plunged after a cable, which adjusts the weight of seeds were sent to the state at the time the damage occurred. Suspicious Person/Activity the car, snapped, according to Howard Rubenstein, a building forensics lab for testing. The two An unknown male subject spokesman. Chesapeake Hall residents were Hit and Run/Property reportedly.forcefully asked two All 64 elevators in the landmark have been scheduled for arrested and charged with Damage female students their names and inspections this week, he said. possession of marijuana. • A campus cadet unit reportedly grabbed the arm of one of the After the cabin plunged 40 stories and stopped on the fourth • A JMU student was judicially observed an accident involving a females while she was in the floor, maintenance workers rode up in an adjacent elevator, pried referred after Marijuana was black Ford F-150 pickup truck that check-out line in PC Dukes on open an emergency hatch and guided the pair across a beam to discovered following a consent to ran over shrubbery at the Dec. 17. safety. search a room in Chesapeake intersection of Newman and "I thought I was going to die. It was going really, really fast," Hall on Jan. 24 at 8:52 p.m. Bluestone drives on Jan. 21 at 10 Number of drunk in public charges elevator rider Shameka Peterson told the New York Post Four persons were present at p.m. and then departed the scene. since Aug. 28: 53 —from wire reports 8 ThursJuy, Jan. 27, 2000 NEWS The Breeze want to hear it? ^ call xMENU want to surf it? UBFS thisBMt \Veeic »r> doaii... Sun. Jan 30 Mon. Jan 31 Tues. Feb 1 Wed. Feb 2 Thurs. Feb 3 Fri. Feb 4 Sat. 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March 31, 2000 Gibbons Dining Hall Orders must be placed ahead of time by stopping by or calling 568-3667. Orders due by Saturday 1/291 ORDER NOW; PAY LATER! MARK YOUR CALENDARS TODAY!! Come Join us for a delicious meal. Please have the following info when placing your>ur order:orae — NAME AND PHONE NUMBER CHOICE OF SUBS UaJeniine s Jjinner METHOD OF PAYMENT 9 ^?e6s*uary 14, 2000 J - 8 p.m. *?/66ons Jfa// DESIRED PICK UP TIME ON SUNDAY, JANUARY 30 DOOR 4 SUBS - Gibbons Hall, Entrance 4 Mon •'Fri-11 a.m. - 9 p.m. ~ Sat - Sun noon - 9 p.m. The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 Seniors unhappy with speaker SENIORS, from page 1 includes a Cultural Dinner on Feb. 12. Tickets for the dinner will go on sale on by that time the university had invited We have paved the way for following classes. Jan. 31 at the box office. Brown to speak. • A finance bill for the Knights of Uyttewaal said that although there was The junior class will be involved in the selection Columbus failed in committee; it would some miscommunication over a speaker have allocated $165 for Knights to pur- this year, things should work out better process for their graduation beginning this chase better advertising for their fundrais- for students graduating in 2001. "We have semester. er for those with mental retardation. paved the way for following classes. The • Clearing up last week's announce- junior class will be involved in the selec- Erin Uyttewaal ment concerning Flex being accepted off tion process for their graduation begin- Senior Class President campus at Buffalo Wild Wings and Little ning this semester." Caesar's, SGA Food Services Co-Chair Savastana said at the SGA meeting that decision. the following was discussed: Jennifer Weiss said letters of interest have most seniors didn't express any interest in English major David Craft said this • SGA approved $1,646.93 in funding been sent out to area businesses and more being involved in the search for a gradua- year's choice was better than bringing in a for the Asian Student Union to use toward work has to be done before further plans tion speaker. politician, "[but] I'd rather see someone the Lunar New Year Celebration Tuesday. are made. with a higher profile." The Celebration will give JMU and the Vice President of University Relations • A date for the Senior Class 2000 Last year, Virginia Lieutenant Gover- community of Harrisonburg "exposure to Barbara Castello, who headed the univer- Hours Dance has been set for Feb. 16 at 9 nor John Hager spoke at graduation. a holiday celebrated by one-fifth of the sity's search, was unavailable for com- p.m. and more details are to follow. Another student said she was disap- world's population," Asian Student Union • The annual human rights fair is ment Wednesday. pointed the speaker's background is President Teach Roberts said. scheduled to be held on Feb. 17 at 7:30 in Several seniors said they weren't focused solely on technology. The money will be primarily used to Taylor 202. impressed with the selection of a speaker "I'd personally prefer someone [with] fund the speaker, Christiana Chen, who they've never heard of. more diverse interests," philosophy major will be speaking on Feb. 10 at 7 p.m. in "Are you kidding?" asked Spanish Karyn Blanco said. Grafton-Stovall Theatre. Contributing writer Carrie Hood con- major Jennifer Woody when told of the At the SGA meeting on Tuesday night Another event sponsored by ASU tributed to this report. Mammoth snowstorm ignores 'Burg MAMMOTH, from page 1 "I just got in from Rich- "I'm glad we didn't get mond," junior Jeffrey snow because I hate driving friends at other Virginia uni- Snow gets too Dinkelmeyer said. "I went on in it and I hate the cold." versities who had the day a lobbying trip for SGA. We Sophomore Mina Gabriel off. "William & Mary gets a messy! got snowed in for two days. is ready for the cold weath- foot and gets off of school We planned on getting there er to move onward. "It is and JMU doesn't get a sin- Ashlee Thomson Monday evening and coming about time that it melted gle flake. It's irritating," he freshman home Tuesday but we got because I am ready for said. stuck there all day Tuesday spring." Others said they were bubble over it because and weren't able to leave until According to The Washing- confused by how Harrison- everyone around us got [Wednesday]." ton Post at press time, ice burg could've been missed snow." Yet others said they were and maybe snow is in the by the storm so completely. Senior Jenn Beisler was happy to watch the snow fall forecast for the weekend. Freshman Adam upset at the lack of accumu- on the television screen Sometimes the weather is Thormahlen said, "I mean . . lation. "I was very sad," she instead of outside on the too capricious to rule any- . I was a little disappointed. said. "Old man winter ground. thing out — and no storm is I thought by coming to gypped us." "I am glad we didn't have ever a sure thing, no matter school in the mountains, we One student trying to get any," freshman Ashlee how close you come. would get snow." back to JMU from Rich- Thomson said. "Snow gets Contributing writers Bridget Senior Lindsay Craft said, mond was trapped due to too messy!" McGurk and Kristen Bertram "Harrisonburg must have a the snow. Junior Lisa Horton said, contributed to this story. Ever thought about being in Man reportedly commits a position of leadership? indecent exposure act in Carrier Library If you have, apply to come on board as an editor at The Breeze. We'll be hir- MAN, from page 1 rity at (the) library." ing the managing editor and section editors soon. Keep your eyes peeled for JMU Police advise that until upcoming ads with more details. 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Alan MacNutt said he has a police must give notice of a per- meeting next week with libraiy verted act of a sexual nature. Thai* a guar anleel staff "to look at physical and system means to increase secu- Sketch courtesy of /Mil Police. The Breeze 10 Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 NEWS CONVENIENT TO JMU (Just off University Blvd) >£E $6.00 CAR WASH WITH OIL CHANGE AND THIS AD! Pointed £ 1924 Deyerle Avenue 564-2625 Just a couple of doors down from Luigi's - Bus Route 3 * Monday, Jan. 3 1 7-8pm Taylor 309 Wednesday, Feb. 9 4-5pm Taylor 311 Wednesday, Feb. 23 4-5pm Taylor 3 11 Wednesday, Mar. 1 5-6pm Taylor 3 1 1 Wednesday, Mar. 22 4-5pm Taylor 3 1 1 Thursday, April 6 5-6pm Taylor 309 Wednesday, April 1 2 6-7pm Taylor 305 Questions? Call Events & Conferences at x6330. You must register in person - stop by Taylor 233 8am - 5pm The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 11 Applications are now available if you are interested in being the Student Graduation Speaker in May. 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Call Heather Herman at x3797 or 437-5639. • * . 12 Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 OPINION The Breeze EDITORIAL BREEZE "To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression." — James Madison Editor Courtney Crowley Managing editor Kelly Whalen Ads manager Brandon Hedrick Art director Dylan Boucherle Production manager Rick Hamun News editor Kelly Hannon News editor Gina Montefusco Asst. newt editor Brian Westley Opinion editor Melanie Jennings Asst. opinion editor Amy Bahrain Style editor Jenny Stromann Focus editor Megan Ross Asst. style/focus editor Alison Manser fyuRCN Jf£<>ose Sports editor Mike Gesario Asst. sports editor Ryan Murray Copy editor , Marcia Apperson Asst. copy editor Terrorism not a new phenomenon Steven Landry Photo editor Alex Vessels Because there were a handful of Security has been doubled at foiled; they are letting their fears, Photo editor Katie Wilson recent arrests of suspected ter- many checkpoints and guards are and the fears of their constituents, Graphics editor Michele Johnston rorists at the Canada/United on the lookout for potential ter- drive their decisions to beef up Advisers Flip De Luca States border just before the new year, rorists that could threaten security security. Alan Neckowitz many people have begun to panic. within the borders of the world's Their irrationality is staggering Instead of focusing on illegal only remaining superpower. and unfounded. After all, the immigration and drug trafficking They are closing ranks and worst acts of terrorism in the U.S on the Mexican/U.S. border, as effectively trying to close the in the last few years have been has been done in the past, the doors on what has been the homegrown operations, not plans EDITORIAL POLICY new scrutiny has shifted to the hatched by those wishing erstwhile "friendly" northern Why is the U.S. Immigration to gain entrance to this The house editorial reflects the opinion of the border, where security has country through the editorial hoard as a whole, and is not been historically relaxed. and Naturalization Service Canadian border. necessarily the opinion of any individual staff Security at northern check- Over the last year, agents member of ihc httctt. points is being beefed up in panicking like it has never dealt at the Derby Line, Vt. bor- order to protect what they call der check inspected more Courtney Crowley ... editor "the longest undefended fron- with terrorism before?' than 1 million people, Kelly Whalen. . . managing editor tier in the world," according detained 140 people and Melanie Jennings. . . opinion editor to the Monday Jan. 24 issue of The friendly border up to this point. refused entry to 1,000 more. Amy Bafumo . . . asst. opinion editor Washington Post. Why is the U.S. Immigration In addition, several illegal fhere have been several incidents and Naturalization Service pan- immigrants were stopped, smug- Letters to the editor should be no more than in the past few months that have icking like it has never dealt with glers were arrested and a kidnap- 500 words, colunuis should be no more than caused some alarm and warrant terrorists before? Terrorism is not ping and sexual assault suspect 800 words, and both will be published on a tightened security In Washington, a new trend in the nation. was apprehended. Doesn't this space available hasi* They must be delivered to an Algerian was arrested on "bomb- The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. For years, people and well-con- suggest that the border patrol is The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity related charges" and an Algerian nected syndicates have tried to doing its job? and space. man and Canadian woman were pull off hijackings and bombings, Terrorism is not a joke but there The opinions in this section do not necessarily arrested at a border crossing in many of which were foiled by have not been too many new reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, Vermont, according to The Post. border guards who were just cases. Since these problems have or James Madison University. However, these border stations doing their job. But the problem is always existed, it's highly unlike- have not just been ordered to that politicians don't remember ly that things are really worse slightly increase their watch: those acts of terrorism that were than they've always been. Topic: If you could win the free trip to a place of your choice, where would you go? "Anywhere in "Ireland, because "Australia, because "Italy, because the Caribbean. my grandmother my cousins live Italian nude Somewhere is from ttiere and I there. 1 want to surf beaches rock'." warm, sunny and would loiv to visit and lite women love where I can get her homeland." away." American guys." Hayley Intharayaem Amanda Packard Keith Mclnerney Melissa Jones SPOTLIGHT freshman, music sophomore, health science JANE MCHVGH/senior pholoxrupher junior, ISAT sophomore, POSC & PUAD The Breeze Thursday. Ian. 27. 2000 13 OP/ED Greek life: Am I really frat boy material? When I think back on it, I can still That's one of those deals where would have to buy all new clothes and plete with real punching that sent my remember what I did the very everyone wears a white T-shirt and they make all new orgy friends? roommate to the hospital with sore ribs. first night I got to IMU in the turn on all of these black lights and Would I have to overhaul my early The story of this night, ended with him fall of 1997. everyone writes all over each other. '90s wardrobe to match my white hat if I coming home and prank calling 911 to A friend of mine from home knew a By the end of the night, only one girl was a fraternity guy? tell the operator, "I've been stabbed." guy in a fraternity, the name of which I had written on me. She had written, Could I really eat with that many Could I really act like this? will not divulge to save my own integri- "You look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. guys at D-hall every night? Could I go to a "formal smoker" in ty. Anyway, this fraternity was having a Go home." And she didn't even give me Do I have the stomach to race one of my birthday suit and still be considered party and I thought, "Sure, beer, girls her number. my fraternal brothers to the bottom of a formally dressed? and well. .. beer, what could be better?" Fast forward two years. I'm sitting in mountain of mashed potatoes and still Could I learn the Greek alphabet 1 went to the party and had a really my La-Z-Boy discovering that you really have energy to get into a food fight with including that one letter that looks like good time. But by the night's end, I can give the gymnas- a harpsichord? wound up running back to my dorm for yourself a tics team? Could I grow perfect sideburns? fear of getting a DIP charge on my very bloody nose Would my Could I go to Melrose instead of first night. if you pick it The glass hygiene still watching it on television? Imagine that guy sprinting across too much be up to par Could I lift weights until my neck was Port Republic bridge back to Hojo's; when I start- is half full if I was a frat as thick as the bumper of a pickup truck? yeah, that was me. ed to think boy? Could I ever learn how to shotgun a In the next couple of weeks, I started about that — Steve Glass I currently beer without getting it all up my nose? to think seriously about becoming a night. have two Do I have one of those last names that member of the Greek community, so I I don't roommates could be turned into a cool fraternity started to ask some older people I knew think I have been back to a fraternity who are frat boys. One of them has name, other than the obvious about the chic Greek scene. I was told house since then, and yet I think I've probably showered this year, but I'm "Glasshole?" never to go back to the fraternity I had done all right for myself. I don't feel still not sure. The other one has show- Would I really need knee pads during visited that first night because I was any regret that I never saw the fraterni- ered even less and last night, as I sat eat- "Hell week?" "way too cool for them." ty thing all the way through, but some- ing dinner, he was trimming his toe and Would I look good with the same Instead, I was steered in the direction times I still wonder if I ever would finger nails and leaving the discards on haircut that everyone else sports on of other fraternities that were apparently have been "frat boy" material. the table next to my salad. Greek Row? much more "suitable for me." Do I have anything in my wardrobe What would my social life be like? Would I really have to work at By the end of first semester, I had that would match a white hat I would Last Saturday night, I played drinking Abercrombie and Fitch during the sum- started hanging out at one of these fra- wear everyday? games until I passed out. mer to remain in the fraternity? ternities pretty regularly, until one night Would it be like that episode of One of my frat boy roommates, on the Am I at all money? when they had one of their famed "Seinfeld" when Jerry is concerned that other hand, got into what he called a "highlighter parties." if he was to become an "orgy guy" he "play fight" with a Ranger — a fight com- Steve Glass is a junior SMAD major. Darts & Pals are submitted anonymously and printed on a space- available basis. Dart... Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given A "slick-is-definitely-not-your-middle-name" dart situation, person or DARTS to the girl who tried to steal a wallet from a cubby at event and do not necessarily reflect the UREC. not realizing the owner was standing right in truth. front of her. Sent in by a disgusted student who thinks that if you 're going to start a career as a thief, you 're going &PAT to have to increase your intelligence first. Dart... Dart... Dart... An "I-thought-you-had-to-be-literate-to-teach" dart An "I-hope-you-get-the-@$#%-beaten-out-of- to my history professor who deducted points from my you-next-time" dart to the jerk who punched me at grade for supposed grammatical errors, even though A "do-you-see-a-problem-here?" dart to the guys the Hunter's Ridge bus stop when I was trying to the sentences were correct. in Ashby who keep throwing huge parties even keep the peace. Sent in by an English major who knows the though their floor is cracked and about to cave in. Sent in by a student who was having a good night difference between good and bad grammar and thinks Sent in by the neighbors below you who wish you until he had to get five stitches and thinks you should that the next time you want to argue with a student, you would move the dance party elsewhere before it pay his medical bills. should make sure you know what you 're talking about. lands in their living room. Pat... Pat... Pat... An "it's-great-to-know-that-faculty-members- care" pat to the professor who helped me calm An "I-can't-believe-you-tracked-me-down" pat to A "thanks-for-all-your-hard-work" pat to all the myself when I was crying hysterically in Miller Hall. the girl who went out of her way to find my address volunteers who helped make Student Organization Sent in by a geology major who thanks you for so she could return my lost flute. Night a huge success. taking time out of your busy schedule to deal with a Sent in by a thankful music major who can't Sent in by a coordinator who couldn 't ask for hysterical and frustrated student who you didn 't believe she left her instrument on the bus and thanks better staff members. even know. you for being so honest and helpful. 14 Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 OPINION The Breeze the annual shoot yourself contest picture in thi Photos due tomorrow, Jan. 28, by 5 pm Option 1; ■'-.(■contest Enter staged, crazy photos as part of the official Shoot Yourself Contest. For more details, refer to our webpage: B www.jmu.edu/thebluestone/shootyourself.html The Bluestone The Yearbook of James Madison University Option 2: new\c;ii'>eve SUBMISSION GUIDELINES Where were you for New Year's Eve? Did you take any On a separate sheet of paper, pictures of your New Year's celebration? If you have any write your name and phone number and include the names of good pictures or have some funny stories to tell, we the people in the picture. want to know. If you have photos, choose a few that Bring submissions to THE BLUESTONE, best show the location and JMU students. Then mail them Anthony-Seeger Room 217 (inside to us or bring them by our office. If you have any stories WXJM) or mail them to MSC 3522. Any Questions? Call x6541 or see our to tell that photos failed to capture, give us a call or stop webpage for more details: by to discuss them. www.jmu.edu/thebluestone The Breeze OPINION Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 15 Welcoming Julio the emergency pole In the past week or two that I've been lane road. Then a group of very upset nation portal, it could make things on pattern, much like Bill Clinton. For exam- back on campus for the beginning of townspeople would complain that the campus interesting. ple, a girl is getting ready in the morning the new semester, I've noticed sever- pole was competing with the stoplight, There are some grounds maintenance and reaches for her bottle of perfume. But al changes. therefore causing traffic confusion. After a guys that would make a nice Sporty her roommate (a hunter) has accidentally Besides the fact that I'm no longer in trip through the town council, the stop- Spice — or maybe not. What should be replaced it with a bottle of deer urine, the same classes, the Madison Grill has light would yet again be restored to its for- considered is something functional. Why used to attract deer of the opposite sex. opened, everyone is using the new paw- mer glory by a sign with an arrow reading not make Julio an ECAMPUS registra- After spritzing herself with what she print JAC card, the JMU police have lost a "STOPLIGHT." Unfortunately, the emer- tion station to help disperse the wailing believes to be Clinique Happy, she walks hubcap and there's a new emergency gency pole on campus did not receive and gnashing of teeth across the cam- to class, unbeknownst that she is deer- phone assistance pole on campus. such attention, so I have taken the liberty pus? I don't think any students would be attractive. While near Godwin, a large 18- Right between Godwin Hall and the of officially naming it Julio. the least bit objectionable to attaching an point buck appears and begins to chase stadium is one of these brilliant security Last year's statistics suggested that air filter to help eliminate the "dog food her. When she tries to locate Julio to devices, complete with the emergency JMU was rated smell." phone for help, he will be playing hide phone and one of those really cool blue as the universi- He would and seek. Hearing, "Oh, no, an 18-point lights. The blocked letters exclaiming ty with the sec- Breeze Reader's View make a really buck is chasing me and I can't find the "Phone Assistance" are simply screaming ond lowest nice hot bever- phone assistance pole that was here yes- for a Harrisonburg juvenile to artistically occurrence of age dispenser terday!" is much more interesting than remove the "istance" in the choice medi- crimes in the Terrence Nowlin on these super- simply "Oh, no, an 18-point buck is chas- um of spray paint. United States frosty morn- ing me!" More than anything, I'm surprised (first was Connecticut State Boy-in-a- ings, too. But when you think of func- If for instance, she was able to locate there was not a ceremony commemorat- Bubble University, but that's beside the tional, what comes to mind? Howler Julio, she would smack the big red button ing the installation of this device. point). So I've been thinking, exactly what monkeys, right? Enclosing Julio with to call for help, and he'd say, "You're it!" In my hometown, such an event would purpose will Julio serve in the future? Will chain-link fencing to provide howler and scamper off. have been honored by a ribbon-cutting he stand alone in the sidewalk of despair? monkeys with entertainment simply All in all, Julio is a welcome part of ceremony, involving the mayor, a judge Since the police illustrations were pub- must be done. Everyone needs howler campus, keeping everyone near Godwin and the guy who met Andy Griffith. The lished, the peeping toms will likely disap- monkeys. These are the official ideas safe from peepers, stalkers and psy- light pole would be named after someone, pear. Now everyone knows that one is that I would hand to the administration, chopaths (oh, my!). Hopefully, this impor- possibly a character on "The Dukes of some random guy with a beard and the if it had the time. However, it has a tant member of society will be rewarded Hazzard," depending on how important other is George Jetson. So we see crime parking garage to complete. with a ribbon cutting ceremony and an the pole is. diminishing! So what can be done to help There is a small chance that Julio may engraved plaque (assuming no other The whole event would then be writ- Julio become functional? Installing a coin- be used for emergencies. In that case, the emergency poles are named Julio), in ten up prominently on the front page of operated fortune-telling device is a novel- university should at least make him fun to hopes of a safer campus. the county paper, right under the progress ty worth considering. If it is feasible to use. Julio should be installed with rollers report on the construction of our first four- transform Julio into a Spice Girls reincar- or feet of some sort that act on a random Tcrrcnce Nowlin is a freshman. Technological addictions continue in 2000 The other day, I was thinking about I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one upon by the government with every key- minute IM conversation with some girl computers and the warnings that who is obsessed with and, at the same stroke. Even before "X-Files" I was a I've never met from North Carolina. I we've received over the past year. time, repressed by these so-called "per- paranoid schizophrenic. smile while thinking about the knowl- The new year began well — not with the sonal" computers. I'm writing for those of I think I'm still a bit apprehensive, edge, information and closeness that is proverbial and much-prophesied bang, you in denial . . . those who don't realize although I must admit that I have a much being shared among individuals across so but with the whispered electronic hum of or won't accept that you can't live without better understanding of what I'm doing great a distance. the millions of computers worldwide Web surfing and instant messaging, those wrong now. So I'm frightened for differ- Yet, I shudder at the simplicity of the working steadily as usual. No meltdowns of you that reverently refer to that seclud- ent reasons, mostly because it is scary how Internet's plan. Oh yes, it has a plan. There or economic collapses, just the perpetual ed sanctuary as the "Computer Room." much we depend on this over rated, was a study done not long ago that found irritant of not being able to sign on until Let's face it: our lives have changed dra- unthinking, hunk of silicon and plastic. I something like 14 percent of World Wide the wee hours of the early morn due to matically over the last few years — and don't read the newspaper ... I log on to Web users to be addicted to it. I could be overuse; or the catch-all computer warn- I'm not talking about that Ace of Base CD AOL News; I don't buy CDs anymore... I wrong — it might actually be higher than ing: "You've committed an error — to fix, you now hide in a shoebox underneath have my trusty mp3 list; I can buy air- that. It is a vicious, life-draining parasite press escape and sign on again." This is your bed. I'm talking about how technolo- plane tickets, make hotel reservations, that we invite to take over our lives. Most the eternal damnation they've told us to gy its now your best friend. I remember view a street map to any town in the common among teenagers, America's pas- fear all along. whei\ my family country, type in time is quickly becoming Internet site But what if "it" really had happened? bought its first "Gellar" and hopping. People start losing touch with What if technology uniformly quit on us computer, a Breeze Reader's View find 10,000 sites the outside world and soon all your due to that pesky two-digit programming Packard Bell devoted to friends have names like "jupiterbuddy" or with about a Sarah Michelle's "pinwheel23." You start developing a miscue and we ended up in a state of total — Dan Maurer anarchy and confusion as we inched along gigabyte of hard newest hair slight curvature of the spine. You start feebly? Without our personal computers, drive space and color. Need a hearing the "ping" of an incoming mes- DVD players, ATM cards and satellite a processing speed slower than the graph- poster? How about a mountain bike? sage as you walk down the street. You dishes it would be like ... the 70s for ing calculator I used in high school. Those "Cyber Society" is getting very crowded. begin dreaming about your next Instant cryin' out loud! It is difficult to consider were the days . . . pre-AOL, pre-Pentium, During those family get-togethers from Message "date" and the vacation you'll what that barbaric state would encom- pre-our entirecivilization. Hell we sardonically refer to as "vaca- take to disneyworld.com. pass, especially since our collective imagi- My first introduction to the raging tions," I spend more time on-line than I do I'm not sure we're at all ready for this nation has deteriorated in the short space beast we call the Internet was during sleeping. With no classes distracting me, technological surrealism we've encoun- of time between Super Mario Brothers (the freshman year «f high school. I hadn't my computer captures me in a tractor tered. For some, it just seems too good to first one) and Quake III (aptly titled: Your really had much Ise for it or e-mail up to beam, where I subsequently ignore phone be true. "Who knows how long this will Child is Possessed by Satan). I personally that point. Back then it wasn't exactly one calls, food and screaming infants. I don't last and now we've come so far so fast," have difficulty figuring it all out because, of those rituals one goes through on an eat. I don't sleep. I'm developing acute Don Henley once crooned. I admit as it happens on a multitude of occasions, hourly basis, as I'm fond of doing today. arthritis in my fingers. The electromagnet- there's no escaping it, but I will continue I find myself so deeply entrenched within Honestly, the whole idea scared me. I ic radiation from the monitor is making to complain until something is done . . . the World Wide Web that I forget what it was so computer-inept that I would seri- me hear voices. like making computers that fix them- was I was originally searching for. I get ously spend about five minutes typing in Now I'm not totally rejecting the idea selves so I won't have to use the blasted slammed by a volley of "dings" as one the Web address and even longer turning that the Internet has some inherent good. help line anymore. error message after another angrily flashes the computer on, for fear that I would It makes our lives a little more convenient across the screen. Damn those little blue make a mistake and blow up the school and it certainly is bringing the world clos- Dan Maurer is a sophomore political sci- er together. The other day, I had a 40- ence major. hyperlinks. Damn them all. library. 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University Bvd., 6) f LOPIST next to Costco / 433-3352 Deliveries Available Guatemala Ghana Wales Deadline: February 1, 2000 Tor more information, contact the Office of International Programs, 56^6419, [email protected], www.jmu.edu/international NEED i SAY MORE? The Breeze Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 17 STYLE The Big Night Golden Globe Awards — the Oscar prelude — surprise, entertain By staff writer Anthony Marchegiano The 57th Golden Globe For the second straight year, Awards were handed out Jim Carrey brought home the on Sunday. The ceremony gold for best actor comedy/musi- brought some surprises as the cal. His role as Andy Kaufman in SOME OF THE Hollywood Foreign Press dished "Man on the Moon" has garnered out awards for the best in televi- much critical acclaim and has sion and film. pretty much locked him up for his BEST IN "American Beauty" racked up first Oscar nomination. the awards for film. The suburban Tom Cruise won another family drama won for best screen- Golden Globe, this time for his MOVIES play, best director (Sam Mendes) supporting role in Paul Thomas and the all-important best film Andersons' "Magnolia." This AND drama. Even though main stars award brings the actor hope of Annette Bening and Kevin Spacey winning what seems to be his elu- were shut out in their respective sive first Oscar. TV acting categories, the film certain- On the TV side, the show MOTION ly made an impression that will that was snubbed by the PICTURES be felt come Oscar time. Emmy's this past year picked TELEVISION "To infinity and to the up the most awards. • Picture, Drama: •Drama Series: Oscars?" That's what those at HBO's mob-drama "The "American Beauty." "The Sopranos." Disney are wondering as their Sopranos" sang highly as it won •Actress, Drama: HBO. computer cartoon, "Toy Story 2," four globes, including best televi- Hilary Swank, •Actress, Drama: picked up the award for best film sion drama. Acting awards from "Boys Don't Cry." comedy/musical. The kiddie flick the show went to James Fdie Falco, beat out heavyweight contenders Gandolfini (best actor drama), •Actor, Drama: "The Sopranos." like "Man on the Moon" and Edie Falco (best actress drama) 1 )enzel Washington, •Actor, Drama: "Being John Malkovich." and Nancy March (best support- "The Hurricane." James Gandolfini, The biggest upsets came in the ing actress). "The Sopranos." female acting categories. HBO also won big in the come- • Picture, Musical British actress Janet McTeer dy category as Sarah Jessica or Comedy: • Musical or ("Tumbleweeds") beat out Julia Parker won best leading lady for "Toy Story2." Comedy Series: Roberts ("Notting Hill") for the "Sex and the City," while the "Sex ana the City," •Actress, Musical \ top leading lady in a comedy. show itself won best comedy. or Comedy: HBO. Established actresses The saddest moment of the Janet McTeer, Bening, Meryl Streep and night was when Michael J. Fox "Tumbleweeds." •Actress, Musical Sigourney Weaver all lost out ("Spin City") won his third con- or Comedy Series: to newcomer Hilary Swank secutive globe for best actor in a •Actor, Musical Sarah Jessica Parker, ("Boys Don't Cry") for the best comedy. "The actor, who is battling or Comedy: "Sex and the City." Parkinson's disease, announced Jim Carrey, actress in a drama. Swank is "Man on the M(x)n." •Actor, Musical best known for her previous last week that this was his final or Comedy role as Steve Sanders' girl- season with the show. •Supporting Actor, Series: friend, Carly Reynoldson, on The part of the night that Drama, Musical could have been discarded Michael J. Pox, "Beverly Hills 90210." or Comedy: "Spin City." In the tightest race of the night, entirely was the presentation of Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington ("The the Cecille B. DeMille career "Magnolia." • Supporting Hurricane") took home the gold achievement award to Barbara Actress, Series, for best actor in a drama. He was Streisand. The actress' accep- • Director: Miniseries or up against Matt Damon, Russell tance speech ran long, as did Sam Mendes, Movie Made for Crowe and Kevin Spacey. the presentation itself (that was "American Beauty." Television: Washington was accompanied to given by Shirley MacLaine). •Screenplay: Nancy Marchand, the stage when he accepted his The entire presentation ran 24 Alan Ball, minutes, almost a quarter of "The Sopranos." award with the man he portrayed "American Beauty." ABHY tiREENAWALT/M'm«r artist — Rubin "Hurricane" Carter. the show! Theatre II says hi to 'Say Goodnight Gracie' A performance that opened yesterday "There's more emotional content than ship problems. She is confused. at Theatre II promises to show its audience getting high," Hummel said. "It's about the So is Bobby, played by junior Vik 'Say Goodnight Gracie' something they can relate to. inability of people to find the path they Weet. Bobby is an aspiring rock star who "All the characters are at a point in their want to follow." means well. WHAT: A play by Ralph Pape lives where most of us college students will Sophomore Gabe Fry plays Jerry, a neu- His girlfriend, Catherine, is a stew- about five 20-somethings be in very soon," said senior Tom rotic actor who just got fired and doesn't ardess and is portrayed by junior WHERE: Theatre II Hummel, who co-directs the show with know where his life is headed. Maura Lane. WHEN: Today through Saturday at senior Todd Grogan. Steve, portrayed by junior Phil St. Ours, The five characters plan to attend 8 p.m. plus a midnight show on "Say Goodnight Gracie," by Ralph is Jerry's best friend and a writer who Jerry, Steve and Bobby's high Friday Pape, takes place in 1976 and tells the takes nothing seriously. He's creating a school reunion. ADMISSION: $2 at the door. story of five 20-somethings as they are television sitcom and wants Jerry to star in "It's funny and it's something people Tickets go on sale two hours before about to attend a high school reunion for the pilot. can relate to," Hummel said. "There's a lot showtime. three of them. Jerry's girlfriend, Ginny, played by of sitcom-esque humor." However, they all end up getting too junior Carolyn Bream, works as a sec- \ high to do anything. retary. Ginny and Jerry have relation- — Compiled from staff reports The Breeze 18 Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 STYLE &E%tyM *»QtM >i»fyd£l When it snows or freezes and you want to know if "Best Value In Town JMU is open, closed or opening late, . . ^J Tonight: Listen to 1610 AM Jeff Grant 10pm on your radio, tune in any area radio or tv station "> 21 and above only (most stations n ill nfake announcements pNLr"when JMU it closed), ( • 2 ID s required check JMU's web site: www.jmu.edu or call 433-5300 Get ready to check out our new menu coming February 8 Please Jo not tie up the University's telephone lines by calling campus 221 University Blvd. THE BEST IN STUDENT HOUSING F0RTHE MONEY! k Us Out!! • Convenient to Campus • Free Water • Microwave SOUTH »VtNUL • 3 & 4 Bedroom Units IMVElStTY • Easy Access to JMU (bus • Washer & Dryer fLACE service) • Dishwasher • Reasonable Rates • Individual Leases ran mn • Furnished or Unfurnished Public transit at Units entrance to help you • Ample Parking get to campus. MAO ION DMVI JMI f MVERSiTY The Place to Be! The Breeze STYLE Thursday. Jan. 27, 2000 19 Don't waste $7 to 'Play It to the Bone' 'White Men Can't Jump' director's new flick goes nowhere Neither fighter has a car, so they have footage is exciting and fast-paced, full of ELSON RANDOLPH CRAGG III friends and happen to be in love with the same girl (played by Lolita Davidovich). to ask Grace (the girl they both love) to nose-breaking, blood-splattering punch- staff writer Through a series of chance events, two drive them to Vegas, es. The camera ducks and dodges right Director Ron Shelton directed "White boxers scheduled to fight on the under Crazy high jinks ensue. along with the fighters as they pummel Men Can't Jump." His latest effort is card of the ,^^^^^^______^^_ each other. called "Play It to the Bone." next Mike The only problem is that we know the "White Men Can't Jump" is good, but Tyson fight blood and gore is fake. unfortunately, "Play It to the Bone" is not. have to with- The only thing I could think of during The only thing I could think of during Shelton decided to use the same for- draw. Sleazy the fight scene was how the makeup team mula that worked so well in "White Men promoter Joe the fight scene was how the makeup managed to make Antonio and Woody Can't Jump," but this time around, Domino (Tom look so ugly. Woody Harrelson is paired with Antonio Sizemore) has team managed to make Antonio and But beyond the fighting, 1 larrelson and Banderas (instead of Wesley Snipes). to fill the card Banderas do have some funny dialogue as And they don't play basketball, and decides Woody look so ugly. they bicker with each other before and they box. to call who after the fight. Harrelson plays Vince, an over-the- else but Vince The characters have a funny love/ hill boxer who lost his one and only wel- and Caesar to hate relationship that usually takes terweight title shot five years ago. fill in and box each other. The winner of They eventually get to Vegas and the the form of hurling racial insults at Banderas is Caesar, an over-the-hill boxer the fight gets a title shot. fierce boxing footage almost makes up for one another. who got a title shot and was knocked out The only problem is that the fighters the boring driving footage. The film never really goes anywhere, in 37 seconds. need to get to Vegas in five hours and Like the colorful basketball scenes in so why not save $7 and just watch a real Of course, these two crazy kids are best fight that night. "White Men Can't Jump," Shelton's fight boxing match on HBO? This week at the box office: *Next Friday' becomes lowest MOVIES number-one film since 1998 z O fell 45 percent from its last make any significant dent at and Antonio Banderas. ANTHONY MARCHEGIANO xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Pick up the *ery special /a(en+ine'$ t>av supplement on NV>n STORY BY CONTRIBUTING WRITER ANDREW HARMAN PHOTOS BY ART DIRECTOR DYLAN BOUCHERLE When you look back on friendly service. your college days 20 Only in its sixth year of busi- years from now, ness, Dave's is quickly becoming chances are you won't remember a legend among the JMU com- the trips to McDonald's and munity. The building is actually Burger King — though you'll owned by Gus Flores, also the Luigi's employee Jeff Houston flips a pie while preparing some of the probably remember 49-cent taco owner of Jess' Lunch. Flores sold Sunday at Taco Bell. More than the business (minus building) to 'Best Pizza on the Planet." likely, you will remember the Dave and Julie Miller, who places that were as unique as opened up Dave's on Oct. 1, dough is from scratch. Most of is Jess' Lunch, as much a part of your college experience — the them are Dave's recipes." downtown Harrisonburg as the places you won't find anywhere Sixty percent of Dave's busi- Dave's is also a popular stu- courthouse or city jail. After five else but Harrisonburg, Virginia. ness comes from JMU students, dent hangout because of its daily minutes of looking around Jess', Like any according happy "hour" from 4-9 p.m. and the words "no frills" come to college town, to Julie all clay on Monday. "Dave's mind. It's more about substance Harrisonburg Miller, a great food and five-hour happy than style — if you're looking for has its share former nour complement each other fluff, you're in the wrong place. of unique JMU stu- even better than Bert and Ernie," Jess' took on eateries. dent. She senior Nathan Dean said. its "hot dog While chains and her Old Dominion University stu- joint" format in like husband dent Scott Williams said, "Once I the 50s. A fire Applebee's, both work visited JMU for 10 hours and I gutted the Ruby at their spent half of them in Dave's building in 1979, Tuesday, businesses Taverna." at which point it Chili's and (they also The restaurant's atmosphere was rebuilt and Pargo's own Dave's is simple enough when it's not enlarged. Other attract college Express on packed to the rafters with college than a students, it is Port students. There is limited seating Thanksgiving the "local Republic downstairs, but there's a reason Day fire in 1995, joints" that Road)to for that. All the action takes place Jess' Lunch has give ensure upstairs, which is reached only been open every Harrisonburg things are after negotiating a steep spiral single day its unique fla- running staircase that is becoming an icon (including vor. Places Dave's serves Greek and American cuisine, smoothly. in JMU culture. "I love that little Sundays, noli- like Dave's and is located on South Main St. downtown. "We are spiral staircase," senior Noelle days, etc.) since Taverna, Jess' both very Jones said. "It's just another rea- the fire of 79. Lunch, Mr. J's, Luigi's Pizza and hands-on," Miller said. son why Dave's is not your aver- Student busi- other Burg-specific restaurants What keeps the customers age restaurant." ness makes up will always grab a substantial coming back? The answer is hard In case ihe food and beer about 20-25 per- share of the market because they to pinpoint, but the delicious weren't enough of an attraction cent of the The infamous stair provide what everyone occa- food is a good place to start. "We for students, Dave's features live restaurant's rev- sionally needs: something differ- make everything in this restau- JMU student jazz bands on enue, Shaun Harvey, an employ- ent. The four aforementioned rant except for the pitas and the Tuesday nights and live acoustic ee of three and a half years, said. establishments are successes chocolate cake," Miller said, music on Wednesday nights. The wait staff is about 90 percent because they all adhere to a simi- explaining the extensive menu of They also hire professional bands students from either JMU or lar formula: great food, low dishes offered at Dave's. "All the about once a month. Eastern Mennonite University. prices, unique atmosphere and buns, rolls, produce and all the A few blocks north of Dave's One of the staff members is JMU Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 21 FOCUS Street in 1990. Roughly 50 to 60 percent of They expanded to their business comes from the South High eight college crowd, according to man- years later. The ager Chris Moriarty. While col- If You Haven't Been Here, Jerlinski brothers lege students make up the major- knew that there ity of sales, the clientele is any- were no bagel spe- thing but predictable. On any You're Missing Out cialty stores in trie given night, you can walk in the area, so they door and see people wearing For those of you who have neglected to be adventurous instantly cornered suits and ties or people wearing until now, here's a list of some of the Burgs popular the increasingly patchwork pants and dreadlocks. favorites and best-kept secrets. Bon Appetit! popular bagel If s hard to describe the market. Jerlinski atmosphere at Luigi's in a limit- attributes recent ed amount of space. The first trends in healthier thing you notice to your right is Brooklyn's Delicatessen 2035 East Market St. 433-4090 eating to the cur- the open kitchen. "This way, you rent bagel craze. can see us, we can see you. We p Carries subs and sandwiches "direct from New The center- can let our hair down and be York!" Unique, city-like atmosphere, tons of toppings, piece of the menu silly," Moriarty said. party platters, catering and more. Much better than isthe39-cent The most notable aspect of certain mediocre national-chain sub shops. bagel. Toppings this eatery is the decor, which p Just past Valley Mall on the right side of East such as cream seemingly covers every available Market, in the same shopping center as Toys R Us and cheese, jelly, inch of space, both on the walls Rack n Sack. peanut butter and and ceilings. Besides the pre- hummus are avail- dictable beer paraphernalia, able for an extra Luigi's has stickers, photographs, El Charro charge. They have posters, figurines and some 2035 East Market St. 564-0386 every type of bagel things that defy categorization. p Good Mexican food, inexpensive. Definitely recom- imaginable, from For instance, there is a giant cinnamon raisin to (about 3 feet high) tooth sitting in mend the margaritas. garlic to sun-dried the corner, which was purchased p On the left hand side of East Market, near Lowe's and Texas Steak House. Watch for the neon sign. Employee Shaun Harvey prepares items from Jess' tomato spinach. at a flea market, according to Another El Charro will be opening soon on South Lunch ail-American menu. Every kind of employee Mike Woodard. On sandwich they the south wall is a sticker that Main St. near Wendy's. make can also be reads "1 Brake for Flying Fish." student Jessica Lee, who has put on a bagel. "I had no idea To its left is a 6-foot long plastic worked at Jess' for two years. "I they could do that many things marlin hanging from the wall, love the people that come here — with bagels," senior C.J. Hynes giving the impression of flight. Jalisco they're all a lot of fun. You see a said. "Talk about diversity!" There is an inflatable golf bag 243NeffAve. 434-8634 greater diversity of people in North of Mr. J's High Street with a Michelob logo hanging p Serves a very wide variety of Mexican food, cheap here than you would see on cam- location is Luigi's, where they're from the ceiling right beside a lunches ($3.75 with a drink). Live music. Pitchers of pus." quickly running out of wall pinata shaped like a frog. If s margaritas. JMU senior Bill Dewan said, space. Thaf s why the poster of hard to miss the Elvis clock p Behind the mall next to Sears Home Appliances "I like their cheeseburgers, attrac- Elvis looks down at customers hanging in the east window — (where Nestor's used to be). tive waitresses and close proxim- from the ceiling. his hips swing ity to Hole in the Wall... but it This may sound back and forth displeases me that there are no odd, but it doesn't every second. Elvis free refills on drinks." even scratch the makes a third La Casita "A Unique Experience." surface of "off the appearance on the 270 Dingledine Ln., Dayton 879-2455 These three words, found on the wall" when it south wall in a p Serves authentic Mexican food as hot or mild as you menu underneath their logo, comes to this poster portraying like it. E.tcellent burritos — like nowhere else in town. describe Mr. J's Bagels and Deli restaurant. rum shaking p Drive south on Rt. 42 (South High St). Turn right at as well as any writer could. The Actually, call- hands with former the stoplight onto Dingledine Ln. (the street across atmosphere is somewhere in ing it a mere President Richard from the Rocco poultry plant. La Casita is on your between a restau- "restaurant" does- Nixon. immediate right. rant and a coffee n't do it justice. With an shop, but it defies Luigi's is more f «r; 1 unbeatable combi- categorization, just than a restaurant, nation of gourmet like me potpourri it is an experience. pizza and a one-of- The Little Grill (it students who One that should a-kind atmos- 621 North Main St. 434-3594 frequent it on a reg- be enjoyed by phere, Luigi's will p Features delicious vegetarian entrees & specialties. ular basis. every college stu- be a guaranteed hit Quaint, "all natural" atmosphere and menu. Mexi Locations on East dent. "It ought to with JMU students Night (all you can eat Mexi) Tuesdays. Open stage Market Street and be a graduation A sampling of Luigi's decor. for years to come. Saturday evenings. An old local favorite! "If you can't have a South High Street requirement," p Take Main St. through downtown. The Little Grill is make it easy to get senior Justin Christopher said. good time at Luigi's, stay in your a bagel no matter "Anyone that gets through JMU house," Woodard said. on your left, past Johnson St. where vou happen without eating at Luigi'shas just There's a sign over the to be. wasted four years of otherwise entrance to the kitchen that College stu- quality education." reads: "Let us fill your prescrip- Taste of Thai dents make up 35 Sophomore Jamie Carry tion." If your prescription calls 917 South High St. 801-8878 to 40 percent of Mr. would agree with this. "I wish I for the "Best Pizza on the p Serves a variety of Thai cuisine, from spring rolls to Planet," then Luigi's is exactly J's business, accord- got practicum credit for going to exotic desserts. Many options for vegetarians and meal what the doctor ordered. ing to co-owner Joe Luigi's. I'd be able to graduate a lovers alike. New to the area. Jerlinski. He adver- year early." In biology, there is a concept tises in The Breeze Luigi's has been in its present called the "dual host organism" p Take Port Republic Road toward campus. Go ircase at Dave's, and on QlOl to location on South High Street where two different creatures straight through the stoplight/intersection with South ensure a healthy since 1983 after moving from live vicariously off each other. It Main onto Maryland Ave. Turn left on South High, crowd of college students. what is presently Kinko's on is this kind of mutually satisfying Taste of Thai is on your right. Approximately 60 percent of his South Main Street. Its three own- relationship that JMU enjoys employees attend JMU or other ers, Chris Fulcher, Bob White with the four aforementioned nearby colleges. and Auburn Mann, are all JMU restaurants. 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On Saturday the Dukes host nasts to graduation, but they We looked stronger." their first home meet of the sea- didn't expect it to be like this. Burke said Blanton, Kyle and son against Temple, the toughest The year started off with a sophomore Stephen Reynolds team they faced so far this season. member of the team leaving were the members of the team "They're a very, very compet- JMU after just one semester due that had a chance at nationals itive program," Burke said. "It's to family issues. With that dis- this year. highly probable that they will go traction aside, the Dukes to the NCAAs this year. had to prepare for a com- ■■ They will be perhaps our petition on Jan. 7, just a toughest head-to-head com- few days after they I'm expecting that we petition this entire year. And returned from winter that's a good thing I like to | break. The lack of prepara- will do a lot better than be challenged." tion time showed as the Kyle said he isn't as con- team placed seventh out of we have at the last two cerned with beating Temple the eight teams that partici- as he is with continuing the Ipated at the West Point meets. improvement that the team Open Team Competition. John Kyle showed in the meet at Navy. "We had only been back JMU men's gymnastics team "I'm expecting that we I for just a few days," Burke will do a lot better than we said. "We watered down have at the last two meets," some of the routines [and] took "That would be a great thing Kyle said. "At the moment out some of the more difficult for us because we haven't made we're kind of competing against skills because they just weren't it that far before," Kyle said. ourselves, just trying to make j ready to be competed. But Burke is hesitant to say ourselves better. If the points "It showed us that we have how good their chances are. come out to our advantage, then I some good solid routines and "I think we'll have a much that's great." I that's all it showed us." better feel for whether or not Sunday's meet against Tem- Following the disappoint- that's a reality or not come mid- ple begins at 2 p.m. in Godwin I ment at the West Point Open, the February," he said. "We have a Gymnasium. team regrouped and had a week couple home meets and a couple The Dukes also host Navy FILE PHOTO to prepare for the Navy Open on away meets towards the end of and William & Mary on Feb. 5. The JMU men's gymnastics team takes on Temple University Jan. 15. The week paid off as the the season. The routines will be That meet begins at 3 p.m. Sunday afternoon in Godwin Hall. Diver Kass makes a splash 'Nitro' makes an impact on women's diving team one or both boards three times EFFREY CRETZ sonal best], as opposed to com- peting against each other. last year. Kass claimed the sil- staff writer J Besides, we are both at different ver and bronze medals three As soon as Anitra Kass points in our diving careers," the times as well. showed up as a first-year athlete older Kass said. Kass has the ability to step on the JMU women's diving Sophomore teammate right in and ignite a flame. Her team in 1996-'97, she immediate- Christina Camporesi said, "She third-place finish against ly began making an impact, not is a really good teammate. She William & Mary as well as her only on the scoreboard, but on always keeps going, even if she remarkable performances at the fellow team members and coach- is in pain. She goes the extra CAAs during her freshman cam- es as well. mile every day. She sets a posi- paign let her teammates know "Nitro [her nickname] is a tive work ethic for herself, and that she came to compete and, very strong diver and should as long as she is working hard, ultimately, to win. perform well at the CAA meet at she sets an example for the rest As far as a future in the sport, the end of February," assistant of us." Kass knows that competing in the diving coach Rhonda Kaletz said. Kass said, "I'm there when sport ends when she graduates. As Kaletz already knows, Kass they need me. I like to have a "I'll probably stay involved has had top-16 performances in more laid-back leadership in the sport in some capacity for both the one- and three-meter style, which allows my team- a while," she said. boards in all of her three appear- mates to approach me if they Kass is an athlete who realizes ances at the CAA championships. need something. I'll give them how being a member of a team Kass began diving when she an honest answer." will help her when she leaves was 8. Kass' junior year was partic- JMU to enter "the real world." "All my friends started joining ularly eventful to her. She was 'The best part of being part swim clubs and my family want- honored as a CAA scholar ath- of an organization that requires a ed me to have fun, so I decided to lete and a recipient of the JMU big commitment [is that it] join as well," Kass said. Faculty Women's Caucus teaches you a lot of practical Anitra's younger sister, A.J., Scholarship. She has been a skills. I've learned time manage- MATT CARASELLKkonirihulinf; phutoffrapher is also a diver on the JMU squad. GTE Athletic Academic hon- ment, problem solving and other Senior diver Anitra Kass has finished in the top 16 in the one- and "It's more that we compete with- oree every year she has been qualities that will help me in the three-meter boards at the last three CAA championship meets. in each other [like setting a per- eligible. She took top honors in future," she said. The Breeze 26 Thursday, jnn. 27, 2000 SPORTS AUDIO/VIDEO TOTAL CUARANCB ©YAMAHA http:/ /events, jmu-edu ;•>. 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All I hear is, "The Colts, dream" and start calling it lucky. who rode John Elway and Ter- and was done for the season. He playoff games would "hurry up the Rams, the Bucs — this is the Don't get me wrong, Mar- rell Davis to a Super Bowl win finished 1999 with 96 yards pass- and end" so they could watch NFL in the new century." I flip a shall Faulk is a great player. over the Falcons. Davis had a ing. The Jets, hampered by "Malcolm in the Middle." table filled with Gatorade cups There is talent on this team. Plus, memorable year, topping 2000 injuries all year, managed to fin- Naturally, I'll pick against the in disgust. I have taken a liking to the way yards and scoring 21 times. ish 8-8. Was Bill Parcells the Rams. Take away the big play, It very well might be the case cool end zone dance the force behind this team? Or was and they're very ordinary. in a couple of years, but any time Rams do, whatever it is. But it Vinny T? My bet is they'll be Tampa Bay proved that. teams go from three and four I still don't understand all back. Tennessee, on the other victories (as the Colts and Rams the focus on Kurt Warner's Return of John Elway retired, but the hand, is legit. Last year they did, respectively) to double-fig- wife. What's up with that? Broncos still had the personnel were 8-8 and everyone knew it ure wins and deep penetration Let's travel back to the the Mac to make the playoffs. That was was just a matter of time before in the playoffs, something's up. NFL in 1998 where parity until Davis went down for the "Air" McNair grew into an Meteoric rises like that don't didn't rule the league, Kurt — Jason Mclntyre season with a leg injury in week NFL QB. Eddie George, well, happen at any level of profes- Warner was a nobody, and four, and finished a couple of he's just great. They've got a sional sports. If they do, it's gen- the final four in the NFL yards short of back-to-back 2000 good defense. erally a one-and-done scenario. were Atlanta, Minnesota, the Where were those four this yard seasons: 1,789 yards shy to They've got good special The true ascensions to the higher New York Jets and Denver. year? Anderson played two be exact. They'll be back. teams. Most importantly, ranks are gradual ones that take The Falcons, led by Jamal games before being lost for the St. Louis beat up on cup- they've got destiny. I mean, the a good two or three years before Anderson's 1,800 yards and 14 season with a knee injury. He cakes because the league had "The Immaculate Deception," winning the big prize. TDs, did the dirty-bird all the ended 1999 with 59 yards. (Has more of them than Hostess. come on! 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Eddie George is one of only four defensive back at Mount Olive High in against the Knicks, March 2,1962. Don't forget, the game between the men to rush for 1,200 yards in each of Mississippi, giving him a share of the 28. Atlanta, the site of the Olympic Titans and the Jaguars is scheduled for his first four seasons. Earl Campbell, state record held with current Dolphins bombing four years ago, has hired up to 6:18 p.m. on Sunday. ABC will be broad- Eric Dickerson and Barry Sanders are cornerback Terrell Buckley. 2,500 private officers to augment the secu- casting the game live from Atlanta. the others. 19. McNair is the only NCAA player rity provided by the NFL, Atlanta and the 1. This is the first Super Bowl in which 10. The family of Rams reserve tight ever to gain over 16,000 yards in total state of Georgia. neither starting quarterback played for a end Ernie Conwell competes on the offense (He accumulated 16,823 total 29. The Cowboys won their second- Division I-A college. Steve McNair went Washington stock car circuit as the Con- offensive yards during his playing days at consecutive title, 30-13 over Buffalo, in to Alcorn State and Kurt Warner went to well Racing team. Alcorn State). Super Bowl XXVII, the only other Super Northern Iowa, both I-A A schools. 11. Titans wide receiver Chris Sanders, 20. On Nov. 23, 1980, Dick Vermeil's Bowl held in Atlanta. 2. Titans guard Bruce Matthews his wife and two children will appear in Eagles beat the Raiders, 10-7. Two 30. The Titans' Fisher is the first head played in 277 career games, including the music video of Madonna's remake of months later, they lost to Oakland in the coach to win his first three playoff games playoffs, before making his first Super "American Pie." Super Bowl. since coach George Seifert led the San Bowl appearance, the longest drought 12. Titans rookie tight end Larry 21. On Oct. 31, 1999, Dick Vermeils Francisco 49ers to the NFL championship among all active players (not includ- Brown is the team's king of table tennis. Rams lost to Tennessee, 24-21. Three in 1989. ing kickers). 13. When Rams linebacker Mike months later, they are playing in the 31. Only two of the previous six wild- 3. Matthews, a 17-year pro, was a Jones left the University of Missouri, Super Bowl. Three noteworthy items from card teams that reached the Super Bowl teammate of head coach Jeff Fisher at the where he also played offense, he was this year's earlier encounter: won it. The 1980 Raiders (defeated Dick University of Southern California. the school's all-time leading receiver 22. Tennessee led, 21-0, after the Vermeil's Eagles) and the 1997 Broncos 4. Matthews has played in 39 different among running backs. first quarter. (beat the Packers). stadiums and blocked for four different 14. Jones scored three of the Rams' 23. The Titans' defense forced five 32. Eddie George was bom in Philadel- 1,000-yard rushers, including Earl Camp- eight defensive touchdowns this season, fumbles (recovering three) and sacked phia and attended Abington High before bell back in 1983. only one fewer than the nine that Eagles Kurt Wamer five times. transferring to Fort Union (Va.) Military 5. Matthews on his ability to play for running back Duce Staley scored. 24. Rams kicker Jeff Wilkins missed a Academy after sophomore year at Abing- so long: "My great diet that I'm on with 15. Counting the playoffs, the Rams 38-yard field goal with seven seconds left ton. cheeseburgers and Diet Coke." have played 18 games — 15 were on arti- that would have tied the game. 33. Since 1992, the Rams have awarded 6. Rams owner Georgia Frontiere ficial turf (13 victories). Of those 15, 13 25. Rams running back Marshall Faulk a $5,000 college scholarship to the student earned a Doctor of Philanthropy degree were played indoors (12 victories). Sun- became the second player to reach 1,000 who creates the illustration for the cover from Pepperdine (Calif.) University. day's game will be played indoors on yards in both rushing and receiving in the of their media guide. 7. Titans offensive coordinator Les turf. same season. Roger Craig, who helped 34. After leaving Northern Iowa and Steckel is a highly decorated veteran of 16. Tennessee is 4-0 on turf, including the 49ers win the 1985 title, is the other. before his stint in the Arena Football the Vietnam War and a colonel in the 2-0 indoors. 26. Faulk held out the first two weeks League, Kurt Warner spent the fall of 1994 Marine Corps Reserve. 17. The Titans' Fisher is second all- of training camp in a contract dispute. stocking shelves for $5.50 an hour. dk± HOW ARE YOU SOINfi TO PAY FOR SPRINfi BREAK? McDonald's is now offering full and part time positions: CREW or MANAGEMENT, your choice! Work is fun and fast at Mcdonald's! 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College Park-Ashby Crossing, L.L.C. 1191 Devon Lane E2F VW.cd' O'CJ 540-432-1001 ^^^^^^^^w— The Breeze SPORTS Thursday, Jan. 27, 2000 31 JMU's Top 50 Athletes JMU's Top 50 Athletes Matt Holthaus Last week, we introduced Pete Weilenmann Suzi Slater and Juli Henner to Former track and field and Pete Weilenmann was a three- our list of top 50 athletes. This cross country runner Matt time cross country All-American issue we continue our track Holthaus was named an Ail- while at JMU. His first All-Amer- and field/cross country theme American in three different years. ican selection came in 1988. He with two more honorees. His first selection was in the repeated as an All-American the Many standouts have outdoor 1,500 meter in 1993. He next two seasons. graced JMU men's running was an All-American in the out Weilenmann was the CAA programs and narrowing the door 1,500 meter and as a cross cross country individual champi- field down to just a couple ath- country runner the following on three times (1987-'89) as well. letes was a difficult task. year. He was again an All-Ameri- He was also named the confer- After much debate, we gave can in the 1,500 as well as the ence's Athlete of the Year those the nod to AU-Americans Matt indoor mile in 1995. three seasons. Holthaus and Pete Weilen- Holthaus holds the JMU Weilenmann also holds JMU mann. record for fastest time in the Courtesy of Sports Media Relations records in three outdoor and one indoor 1000-meter run at 2:20.38 Matt Holthaus indoor track and field events. and also recorded the universi- In 1990, he set the school's ty's fastest time in the indoor record outdoor 800-meter time standard in the outdoor 1,500 at mile at 4:01.22. just last year. Long finished his 3:39.89. That year he was also Pete Weilenmann The Top 50 He was a part of JMU's race in 1:47.06 and beat part of JMU's top outdoor 4x800 record-setting indoor 4x800- Holthaus by .54 seconds. Curtis relay team (7:28.0) and the uni- Weilenmann's name is still Sydney Beasley meter relay team that set a school Lassiter broke Holthaus's versity's best outdoor distance found in JMU's track and field's Linton Townes best time of 7:32.40 and the out- indoor 800-meter record in 1998. medley relay squad (9:45.90). top 10 in the outdoor 800 (sixth at Floretta Jackson door sprint medley relay team Both of Holthaus' times are cur- Weilenmann's indoor record 1:51.8) and 5000 (third at Sherman Dillard that, in 1993, recorded a school- rently second best in the pro- came in the 3,000 meter. He fin- 14:00.02). His 1990 6000-meter Patrick McSorley best finish of 3:19.85. gram's history. ished that race in 8:01.43 in relay team posted the program's Brent Bennett Holthaus still ranks among Holthaus continues to per- March 1990. second-best time. Carol Thate JMU's top 10 in several other form. He won the men's mile at While Weilenmann's time of His time in the outdoor 5,000 Dee McDonough events. His time of 3:41.73 in the the 1999 USA Indoor Champi- 3:46.83 in the 1,500 at the 1990 was beaten last year by Russ Suzi Slater outdoor 1,500 is third best in JMU onships in Atlanta with a time of CAA Championship meet was Coleman and Ben Cooke but is Juli Henner history and his time of 14:05.89 is 4:04.00 and finished third at the more than seven seconds slower still third all-time at JMU. 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The previous you have any questions, call Mike or record was 19 feet 3 1/2 inches. Other top performers for the Dukes at the Pepsi Invitational include senior Shontya' Bready who placed seventh in the Ryan at x6709. 400-meter dash with a time of 57.10 seconds. The time met the ECAC standard in the 400 meter. Senior Bridget Quenzer placed third in the 3,000-meter run- with a time of 10:05.70 while sophomore Michelle Smith took fifth in the mile run with a time of 5:02.57. CLUB SPORTS FENCING The JMU fencing team competed in the Northwestern Invita- WRAP UP tional held Jan. 22-23 compiling a 7-4 record. Last Week: Liz Hall -163 This weekend there are two Junior Kim Roberts went 20-7 in epee while junior Vicki Ski Racing Top Male Scratch Score: Corey races at Bryce. Saturday night Karousos finished with a 17-8 record. Fields - 229, Ben Maturo - 214, is the Giant Slalom, and the Tara Saddig went 23-9 overall in the foil competition while The JMU women's ski race Steve Hann - 207 Sunday Slalom, where the team sophomore Allison Schwartz finished with 20-7 record in the team took third in the Giant sabre. Slalom on Saturday at Sugar will again race against Virginia, Mountain, N.C., and first place This Week: Virginia Tech, Duke, North WOMEN'S BASKETBALL in the Slalom event on Sunday. Softball Carolina, N.C. State, The men's team got seventh in The women's club softball Appalachian State, and Lee's The JMU women's basketball team defeated William & Mary both races. However, Colby team is holding tryouts for the McKay. on Sunday by a final score of 66-63. Trow took eighth for the Giant spring semester starting today Junior Mandy White broke a 63-63 tie with a three pointer Slalom, and Brian Trow placed at 4 p.m. All interested players Women's Basketball with 33 seconds to lead the Dukes to victory. 11th out of the 45 men A team should meet in the Godwin JMU plays UVa. this Sunday in Sophomore Hollee Franklin recorded a career-high 19 racers. gym hallway. Please e-mail Charlottesville at 1:00 p.m. points, grabbed 12 rebounds while blocking five shots for JMU. Casey Quinn at quinuca, with Freshman Shanna Price added 10 points for the Dukes. any questions. Catchers and Roller Hockey The Dukes' record currently stands at 10-7 as well as a 3-3 record in the CAA. Bowling pitchers desperately needed! JMU will compete this week- The Dukes return to the floor on Sunday to host UNC-Wilm- Top Female Scratch Score: Kim end at JMU's home rink in ington at 2 p.m. Payne - 193, Erin Leddy - 177, Ski Racing Fredricksburg. levsflip Ce(efor\ IT S A CULTURAL THING! Stop by the Center for Multicultural/International Student Services and join the Cultural Exchange Program. Discover more about different cultures through organized and spontaneous activities. Award nominations for outstanding organizations, programs, students, faculty and staff are due on Don't miss your chance to be involved! February 4th by 5:00 PM in Taylor 205A. You can pick up an application in Taylor 205 A or on the web at Center for Multicultural/International Student Services. http://www.jmu.edu/ucenter/sos/clubs/ Warren Hall, Rm. 245 (click on Opportunities). 568-6636 Questions? Call 568-6613. [email protected] ' t » The Breeje 34 Thursday, |an. 27, 2000 SPORTS Lll $TOP> e>y ODC PHOTO Meenuq^ 1 ALE.X OR. KArie. 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Universal's "The Hurricane" looks like it has taken a w and championship football Teen heartthrob Freddie made $6.5 million. fatal blow by the critics uX games, movie theaters had Prinze Jr.'s newest romantic The Denzel Washington and will be out of the the- 'The Hurricane" driven vehicle about the aters soon. slow business. comedy opened this week- $6.5 million Ice Cube's "Next Friday" end in a disappointing sec- wrongly imprisoned boxer Hoping to continue her suc- repeated this weekend as ond place. has made $22.9 million to cess from "Double Jeopardy," the number-one film at the "Down To You," which date, but should see an Ashley Judd's newest film, pairs him with Julia Stiles, increase next weekend, "Eye of the Beholder," opens box office. "Stuarflittle" The raunchy comedy mustered up a paltry $7.6 mil- thanks to Washington win- next weekend. She is paired brought in $8 million over the lion opening. ning a Golden Globe for his with "Star Wars: Episode I" $6./rrlUion weekend to up its two-week This is a disappoint- role in the film. star Ewan McGregor. ment from Prinze's last In what is looking like a Also opening Super ui total to S31.8 million, a total t-s, that already surpasses the orig- romance, "She's All That," first-round knockout, the Bowl weekend is Bette ui 'The flm Mile" >- inal "Friday"'s total box office which opened with a boxing film "Play It to the Midler's "Isn't She Great," — -J gross of $27.4 million. strong $16.1 million. Bone" had a flabby $3.4 where she stars opposite of $5.l*Hldlion — Despite being number one Word of mouth better start million opening. The pic "The Birdcage" star for the weekend, the sequel on this flick if it expects to stars Woody Harrelson Nathan Lane.