Sam and Jesse Radio Show Recordings

Special Collections Ouachita Baptist University ______

WEEK SHOW TITLES

1 and 2 Fourteen­Pound Crappy; Public Hangin’s; Leon’s Degree; 1492 Leon 1492; John Wayne; Cable TV; Leon’s First Sermon; Twenty­Percent Chance; Education; Birds

5 and 6 Derwood; Chandelier; One­Horse Town; Beethoven’s Birthday; Proposition 8; Leon’s New Job; Cheap Coffee; Tea for One; John Wayne; Rolls to California

9 and 10 Opera; We Got a Bomb; Hallelujah; Interesting But Odd; Meeting of the Board; Jesse’s Big Night; Jesse’s Review; Number 7722 Covered the Ball; Twinkies May Be Dangerous; Granddad Flew Before Orville

11 and 12 Hard Winters; Canadian Mice; Tom Snider; Sent Me Duck Back; Highs and Lows; Humpty Dumpty; Dogs That Can’t Bark; Twins Named A and B; Wild Turkey; Land of the Free

13 and 14 Not Held Responsible; Foot Prints Painted; Two Sermons A Week; Leon’s Cold; Sam and the Fuzz; Five Points of Colonialism; Static Electricity

15 and 16 Origin of the Species; Mrs. Tutt’s Boy; Crawling Across Germany; Junk Sports; Look Out for the Bears; Wonderful Woman; Work for Wham­O; She Was Messin’ Around; Cowboys; True Story

23 and 24 When a Man Ain’t Gonna Do Nothin’; Makin’ Great Uncle Alex Leave the Home; Play by Play of What?; Their Clubbin’ Baby Polyesters; Don’t Know a Renoir from a Jaguar; You Reckon Ben Franklin; Uncle Emory Got Bambied; Peace Keeps Breakin’ Out; The Crack of Noon; Free Service Ain’t Legal

25 and 26 Leon’s Gonna Unread His Book; Pair of Ears; Wasn’t Gonna Tell Her; Pockets Full of Meatloaf; Murphy’s Law; Milk a Cow; Thank Goodness for Bessemer; Abraham Lincoln Had Heart Trouble; Jesse Saw a Silver Ghost; You Got To Be Against Somethin’

27 and 28 Sam’s New Hobby; Buy Leon’s Degree; Yankee’s Born in Gum Springs; Have You Got a Good Recipe for Squash?; Country Cows Just Give Milk; She Gonna Apprise Me; Trivia, Causes, and Time Off; That Comes From Aesop’s Fables; Pocket Knives; We Got a Lot To Be Thankful For

29 and 30 Phildeaux; French Foreign Legion; Save Three Bad Women; A Canary’s Heart; Will DC Want Them Canals?; 15 Kamikaze Missions; Allergies; Name Me A Greek Man…; His Business…; Leon Is Here Today

33 and 34 Raising Children; Politicians; Evil Always Moves South; Deceased Baboons and Other Stories; Two Bushels; Pups in the Kitchen; A Lot of Money to Leave Behind; Leon Just Got A Hold of Himself; Vegetarians; I’ll Be A Bleep 35 and 36 Standard English; Police Strikes; Antiques Ain’t; Civil Service Test; Delinquency of a Rat; The Butcher Is Coming; Mr. Buddy’s Wife; Battle of Jericho; Split Churches; Going Out of Business

37 and 38 Blood Mobile; Can’t Raise Pigs; Talkin’ That CB Talk; Endangered List; I Met This Fox; Bald Headed One; The Paper Says; Truly Noble Violence; Don’t Those Wrestlers; That Was Embarrassing

39 and 40 72% of Earth is Covered; Killer Bees; I’m Still on Abstract; Granddad Flew Before Orville; Barely Smart Enough; Big Foot; Sleep When It’s Raining; Austrian Trumpet Hound; Uninformed; Chewing Gum

41 and 42 Festus Can’t Read; Everybody Blow West; It’s A Course on the Future; Give Me A Kilometer of Hamburger; Leon’s Teacher Struck; Leon’s Tee Shirt; Space Junk; Waiting is Like Work; Arkansas Tourist Attractions; Jesse’s Emotional Event

45 and 46 Irish or Sweet; Beethoven Wouldn’t Have; Look Out For the Hurdles; How Long Does It Take; Relatives in Germany; Film Festival; Rural Population; Just 7 Dollars Ransom; Two Cents A Mile; Got To Have A Show

47 and 48 All in the Back Seat; Fine Glaze; Hypothesize; Gift; Lets Draw Names; Everybody’s Duty; Where Is Finland?; Judsonia; Christmas Morning; Carol Practice

49 and 50 They Meet To Discuss Hunger; He Combed His Hair…; Hospitals Is Cheaper; The Pope Is From AL; Motivation Could Double Our Profits; Jesse’s Bad Habits; Lum and Abner Done That?; Harmonizing…; Work Just Comes To Me; We Are Here For Drinking

51 and 52 Bobcat; Get A Pencil; Runs Through Airports; Understand Goats; New Morality Leon; None of the Other; Red China; Paper Says; Crooks Will Have Guns; The Other Way from L.A.

53 and 54 Poetry; Coffee; Jesse Drunk Moonshine; Lookin’ for a Mate; Our Problem Is Credit; He’s Got Lock Jaw; Steel Door; Peanut Butter Will Save Us; It’s Cold Outside; Highs and Lows

55 and 56 Them Was Free Tickets; We Was Arguing; Them Knives; If a Child Lies; Old Joke; Grandma’s Aunt; Zebra Roundup; Bessie Perl; He’s Sam Today; Confessions

57 and 58 Nobody Can Pass The Test; Rammel’s Capture; Delinquency of Leon; Test Tube Babies; Our Government; Hamburger; State Colleges; She Owes Me a Tango; The Leo Sessions; She’s Saving a Little Extra Interest

59 and 60 Beauty College; High Cholesterol; Something About a Musician; Letters To the Editor; Sam’s Good At Promising Things; The Chinese Outlive Turtles; Conserve Concrete; Whip Them Kits With a Good Psychology Book; Cruelty of Insects; Then He Decided Not To

61 and 62 Pig; Why Ceasar Romero?; 38 Gallons a Pinto; Do­it­Yourself Transfusion; Bad Head Wound; Karate; Under 18 Not Admitted; I Was Visualizing; Pay the Fiddler; The Police 63 and 64 Ladies’ Kennel Club; Roots or Weeds; Flip Out and Stuff; A to Z; Advisors Don’t Go for Advice; Lean’s Right­Eared; Quit Makin’ Women Like…; That Snake Can Cure Acne; Dangled His Feet; Hands­On Experience

67 and 68 Contagious; Belmont, Now That’s Funny; Hunger Strike; He Speaks In Proverbs; Sam’s Gonna Need Another Compliment; The Judge Is Gonna Take Care of Her; Cowboys Are; Two Little Boys; Wonder Drug; Our Mascot

69 and 70 Flower Seeds; Sam Says; This World Needs; Tom Warned Us; Don’t File His Beak Too Much; He Couldn’t Remember; He’s Got a Plan; He’s Got a Package; Sworn Statement; What a Movie It Was

71 and 72 Who’s Buried In Grant’s Tomb; Number 11 Is In Your Left Shoe; His Tattoo; His Cousin; Civil Defense; Awful Lot Of Fun; When Is Judgment Day?; Scrummin’ Day; That’s a Fast Squirrel; He Forgot His Umbrella

73 and 74 Space Ship Annie; Leon’s Collar Won’t Turn Around; Seein’ Is Believin’; Sam Suggins’ Gas Plan; Gasohol; America The Beautiful; Ugly Is in the Eye of The Beholder; Skylab; Professors Are Sensitive

75 and 76 Rose of Sharon; Burger King Bought Bullet Proof Vests; I Got a Hammer; I Never Seen Nothin’ Like It; It’s Against The Law To Ride Pigs on Sunday; Flipper Might Play A Dog; Got To Thin Out Your Inventory; The Same People Keep Runnin’ Out of; A Little Learning Is a Dangerous Thing; It Ain’t Never Good To Over Correct a Fireman

77 and 78 What About La Da Da Da Da; Facial Scars and Insurance Policies; He Hears Voices; Driver’s Training and Major Surgery; If I Could Get My Diploma; The Alligator Was Barefoot; If I Didn’t Know We Were Making Progress; Aggies Can’t Swim; Twinkle Twinkle Little Star; Short Legged Horses

79 and 80 He Killed a Goose with a Golf Club; Susan B. Anthony v. Mrs. Tupper; Always Late, Hungry, and Full of Questions; Steel Belted Radials; I Wanted To Self­Improve; Jesse’s Good, Kind, and Stingy; The Cornell Alma Mater; We Ain’t Left The Ground Yet; Their Going to Deprive Our Kids of Junk Food; A Good Cake Fight

81 and 82 Jesse Broke My Bird Feeder; Soap Opera; What If Your Chair Is Cluttered?; That Fish Flew Away; Don’t Do It; We Won’t Lock The Station; Very Smart Crooks and Cons; We Won’t Loan Money; Eight Times a Day

83 and 84 Mary Had a Little Drink; Never Play the National Anthem; Ayatollah Khomeini; The Chipmunk Died; Ice Cream Parlor Caper; In Their Underwear; The Seeing Eye Dog Nearly Killed Him; Jesse’s Aunt Jessica; Friends of the Symphony; We Got to Save the Lizard

85 and 86 Bank Loan; East, West, and Never In Between; Who’s End Result; One Hump or Two?; He’s a Twinkie Retailer; You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly; Spots and Stripes Forever; Uncle Seedy Says; Guess My Hymn; Bob Who?

87 and 88 Sam Ain’t Got No Son; He Shot An Arrow In the Air; Rain Dance Was Rained Out; Buddy’s Hobbies; Will Hio Get His Benefits?; Jake Napoleon; Leon’s Best Position; Leon’s Turned Over a New Leaf; If Dark Is Egypt; Somebody Will Yell Louder

89 and 90 It Was the Ham Sandwiches; The Happy Whopper; Hasn’t Thou Ate Yet?; Imitation Love; It’s Unlucky To Be Superstitious; John Denver, George B. Shay; Wanna Buy a Duck?; You Laugh Because It’s a Joke; 18­Foot Stool; Three Arkansans and a Ramp 91 and 92 Andy Griffith; Radiophobia; Winston Churchill; TV Guidelines; We Need a New Constitution; Pruitt Has Disappeared; Lone Ranger’s Mask; Ole McDonald Had a Mule; The Clint Walker School of Drama; He Should Be Judged on Horsemanship

95 and 96 I’ve Been Seeing Things; Teach Me To Leer; That’s When Things Were More Natural; Watch For Falling Rocks; Women and Children Last; Lost Uranium; Water and Dumb Southerners; I Met Nelly Sue at the Bus Station; Two Turkey Sandwiches; You Had To Be There

97 and 98 Corps of Engineers; Parachutes Didn’t Open; It Was Horrible; Time Zones; The Sale Barn Crashed; He Lost a Set of Dishes; The Cow Wasn’t Invited; Cudzoo To the Rescue; A Telethon; Bad Luck Elmer

101 and 102 The More Things Change; Goodson and Grant Catalog; Get Started in College…; Never The Twain is Serious; That Woman Said; Joke 47; Business Ethics; We’re Gonna Study Business; Sam’s Complaining; Leon Never Had a Swing Set

103 and 104 Uncle Seedy’s Wart; The Cello Section; You Light Up My Porcht; He Cropped Off His Art; The Birds Revisited; Let Them Eat Cake; Zorba the Yankee; 80% and 40% Is More…; Ten Thousand Saw; In The Future

105 and 106 Sam Promised Discounts; Sam Lisa Mona’s Cousin; Sam’s Bad Example; As Far As You Can See It’s Air; Robbin’ From the Poor; Your Dog Could Be Sued; Pie­in­the­Face Contractor; If You Lose; Strange Customs; Teaching Percentages

107 and 108 10% Of Married Men; Copenhagen Rhymes With Festus; Cognitive Domain; He Wore a Hyde Jacket; Roasted Caramel; Them Worms Are Tangible; Building an Ole New Church; What Is a Miss?; Hear the Whistle; Sam Is Ulcer Proof

109 and 110 Did You Know?; Tractor Pulls are Educational; A Filing System; He Needed a Doctor To Heal Him Off His Horse; Leon Went to the Library; A Teeter Board Relay; Invest In Gold Bugs; I Wasn’t Confused; Part Ownership; It’s a New Game

111 and 112 Whom Was Who?; They’re Singing Nuclear Swans; Every Jackass; Rose of Sharon Put in for Some Subs; Leon Is Not Nocturnal; Undercover Police Dog; Maidenform Living Fatigue Jacket; What Was It?; Ole Blue Was a Baptist; We Was Gonna Succeed

113 and 114 Curt Bride Who?; Arrow Was A Nazi; Marco Polo and Harpo Who?; He Yelled Theatre; The Future’s Gonna Be a Picnic; A Plague Be Upon Everybody; Three’s Is Best; Mr. Jesse’s; A 52­Year­Old Bale of Cotton; Orphan Shopping Cart

115 and 116 Old Fire Trucks; Fox Gloves; He Had a Leaky Bag; Mama Got Stuck in the Goodwill Box; Why Did the Hummingbird Cross the Road?; Copper Tubing Caper; Ad Hoc Ad Libertine; The Preacher That Was New; Potato Face; I Know That Wasn’t Adam

117 and 118 Do You Know the Answer?; Jr. Partner and Flat Tire; My Puzzlement is Coming Back; Leon Done An Expert; Chandelier; John Wayne; Beauty Contest; The Government Is Against The Government; Who’s Your Hero?; Tests Are Not Logical

119 and 120 If It’s Wrong, Do It Harder; His Pants Flew Over The Viola Section; That Cat Was Cheater; They Take Them Gars; The Wood Shed Life; Repeat After Me; Three Bottles Of Glow Coat; His Dog Was Out Of Balance; Underground Home; A Radical Is A… 121 and 122 Sam Scalded the Banker’s Wife; Dinner Guest With A Wooden Leg; He Doesn’t Look Like Orville; I’ll Flip You For the Seat; Jesse’s Against It; Fixin’ Flats Raises Your IQ; Baby Goats; Going Off The Air; Dear Ruby; Be Nice To Everybody

123 and 124 Hit Her With a Carp; It Was An Eight­Man Bate Rolla; Uncle Jimmie Promised…; Icing The Puck; He Always Turns It Around; Rural Education Conference; I Do Not Wish…; They’re Listening For Fish Calls; It’s Name Is Gold Broom; You Had To Be There

125 and 126 Good and Better Evil; He Swallowed A Rocket; Who Is Bill Clinton?; Edible Pet; He Exceeded The Speed Limit; Foreign Mentality; The Top 10; Now That’s Funny; Cavalier Helper; That Would­Be Putt