Sam and Jesse Radio Show Recordings Special Collections Ouachita Baptist University ______________________________________________________________________________ WEEK SHOW TITLES 1 and 2 Fourteen­Pound Crappy; Public Hangin’s; Leon’s Degree; 1492 Leon 1492; John Wayne; Cable TV; Leon’s First Sermon; Twenty­Percent Chance; Education; Birds 5 and 6 Derwood; Chandelier; One­Horse Town; Beethoven’s Birthday; Proposition 8; Leon’s New Job; Cheap Coffee; Tea for One; John Wayne; Rolls to California 9 and 10 Opera; We Got a Bomb; Hallelujah; Interesting But Odd; Meeting of the Board; Jesse’s Big Night; Jesse’s Review; Number 7722 Covered the Ball; Twinkies May Be Dangerous; Granddad Flew Before Orville 11 and 12 Hard Winters; Canadian Mice; Tom Snider; Sent Me Duck Back; Highs and Lows; Humpty Dumpty; Dogs That Can’t Bark; Twins Named A and B; Wild Turkey; Land of the Free 13 and 14 Not Held Responsible; Foot Prints Painted; Two Sermons A Week; Leon’s Cold; Sam and the Fuzz; Five Points of Colonialism; Static Electricity 15 and 16 Origin of the Species; Mrs. Tutt’s Boy; Crawling Across Germany; Junk Sports; Look Out for the Bears; Wonderful Woman; Work for Wham­O; She Was Messin’ Around; Cowboys; True Story 23 and 24 When a Man Ain’t Gonna Do Nothin’; Makin’ Great Uncle Alex Leave the Home; Play by Play of What?; Their Clubbin’ Baby Polyesters; Don’t Know a Renoir from a Jaguar; You Reckon Ben Franklin; Uncle Emory Got Bambied; Peace Keeps Breakin’ Out; The Crack of Noon; Free Service Ain’t Legal 25 and 26 Leon’s Gonna Unread His Book; Pair of Ears; Wasn’t Gonna Tell Her; Pockets Full of Meatloaf; Murphy’s Law; Milk a Cow; Thank Goodness for Bessemer; Abraham Lincoln Had Heart Trouble; Jesse Saw a Silver Ghost; You Got To Be Against Somethin’ 27 and 28 Sam’s New Hobby; Buy Leon’s Degree; Yankee’s Born in Gum Springs; Have You Got a Good Recipe for Squash?; Country Cows Just Give Milk; She Gonna Apprise Me; Trivia, Causes, and Time Off; That Comes From Aesop’s Fables; Pocket Knives; We Got a Lot To Be Thankful For 29 and 30 Phildeaux; French Foreign Legion; Save Three Bad Women; A Canary’s Heart; Will DC Want Them Canals?; 15 Kamikaze Missions; Allergies; Name Me A Greek Man…; His Business…; Leon Is Here Today 33 and 34 Raising Children; Politicians; Evil Always Moves South; Deceased Baboons and Other Stories; Two Bushels; Pups in the Kitchen; A Lot of Money to Leave Behind; Leon Just Got A Hold of Himself; Vegetarians; I’ll Be A Bleep 35 and 36 Standard English; Police Strikes; Antiques Ain’t; Civil Service Test; Delinquency of a Rat; The Butcher Is Coming; Mr. Buddy’s Wife; Battle of Jericho; Split Churches; Going Out of Business 37 and 38 Blood Mobile; Can’t Raise Pigs; Talkin’ That CB Talk; Endangered List; I Met This Fox; Bald Headed One; The Paper Says; Truly Noble Violence; Don’t Those Wrestlers; That Was Embarrassing 39 and 40 72% of Earth is Covered; Killer Bees; I’m Still on Abstract; Granddad Flew Before Orville; Barely Smart Enough; Big Foot; Sleep When It’s Raining; Austrian Trumpet Hound; Uninformed; Chewing Gum 41 and 42 Festus Can’t Read; Everybody Blow West; It’s A Course on the Future; Give Me A Kilometer of Hamburger; Leon’s Teacher Struck; Leon’s Tee Shirt; Space Junk; Waiting is Like Work; Arkansas Tourist Attractions; Jesse’s Emotional Event 45 and 46 Irish or Sweet; Beethoven Wouldn’t Have; Look Out For the Hurdles; How Long Does It Take; Relatives in Germany; Film Festival; Rural Population; Just 7 Dollars Ransom; Two Cents A Mile; Got To Have A Show 47 and 48 All in the Back Seat; Fine Glaze; Hypothesize; Gift; Lets Draw Names; Everybody’s Duty; Where Is Finland?; Judsonia; Christmas Morning; Carol Practice 49 and 50 They Meet To Discuss Hunger; He Combed His Hair…; Hospitals Is Cheaper; The Pope Is From AL; Motivation Could Double Our Profits; Jesse’s Bad Habits; Lum and Abner Done That?; Harmonizing…; Work Just Comes To Me; We Are Here For Drinking 51 and 52 Bobcat; Get A Pencil; Runs Through Airports; Understand Goats; New Morality Leon; None of the Other; Red China; Paper Says; Crooks Will Have Guns; The Other Way from L.A. 53 and 54 Poetry; Coffee; Jesse Drunk Moonshine; Lookin’ for a Mate; Our Problem Is Credit; He’s Got Lock Jaw; Steel Door; Peanut Butter Will Save Us; It’s Cold Outside; Highs and Lows 55 and 56 Them Was Free Tickets; We Was Arguing; Them Knives; If a Child Lies; Old Joke; Grandma’s Aunt; Zebra Roundup; Bessie Perl; He’s Sam Today; Confessions 57 and 58 Nobody Can Pass The Test; Rammel’s Capture; Delinquency of Leon; Test Tube Babies; Our Government; Hamburger; State Colleges; She Owes Me a Tango; The Leo Sessions; She’s Saving a Little Extra Interest 59 and 60 Beauty College; High Cholesterol; Something About a Musician; Letters To the Editor; Sam’s Good At Promising Things; The Chinese Outlive Turtles; Conserve Concrete; Whip Them Kits With a Good Psychology Book; Cruelty of Insects; Then He Decided Not To 61 and 62 Pig; Why Ceasar Romero?; 38 Gallons a Pinto; Do­it­Yourself Transfusion; Bad Head Wound; Karate; Under 18 Not Admitted; I Was Visualizing; Pay the Fiddler; The Police 63 and 64 Ladies’ Kennel Club; Roots or Weeds; Flip Out and Stuff; A to Z; Advisors Don’t Go for Advice; Lean’s Right­Eared; Quit Makin’ Women Like…; That Snake Can Cure Acne; Dangled His Feet; Hands­On Experience 67 and 68 Contagious; Belmont, Now That’s Funny; Hunger Strike; He Speaks In Proverbs; Sam’s Gonna Need Another Compliment; The Judge Is Gonna Take Care of Her; Cowboys Are; Two Little Boys; Wonder Drug; Our Mascot 69 and 70 Flower Seeds; Sam Says; This World Needs; Tom Warned Us; Don’t File His Beak Too Much; He Couldn’t Remember; He’s Got a Plan; He’s Got a Package; Sworn Statement; What a Movie It Was 71 and 72 Who’s Buried In Grant’s Tomb; Number 11 Is In Your Left Shoe; His Tattoo; His Cousin; Civil Defense; Awful Lot Of Fun; When Is Judgment Day?; Scrummin’ Day; That’s a Fast Squirrel; He Forgot His Umbrella 73 and 74 Space Ship Annie; Leon’s Collar Won’t Turn Around; Seein’ Is Believin’; Sam Suggins’ Gas Plan; Gasohol; America The Beautiful; Ugly Is in the Eye of The Beholder; Skylab; Professors Are Sensitive 75 and 76 Rose of Sharon; Burger King Bought Bullet Proof Vests; I Got a Hammer; I Never Seen Nothin’ Like It; It’s Against The Law To Ride Pigs on Sunday; Flipper Might Play A Dog; Got To Thin Out Your Inventory; The Same People Keep Runnin’ Out of; A Little Learning Is a Dangerous Thing; It Ain’t Never Good To Over Correct a Fireman 77 and 78 What About La Da Da Da Da; Facial Scars and Insurance Policies; He Hears Voices; Driver’s Training and Major Surgery; If I Could Get My Diploma; The Alligator Was Barefoot; If I Didn’t Know We Were Making Progress; Aggies Can’t Swim; Twinkle Twinkle Little Star; Short Legged Horses 79 and 80 He Killed a Goose with a Golf Club; Susan B. Anthony v. Mrs. Tupper; Always Late, Hungry, and Full of Questions; Steel Belted Radials; I Wanted To Self­Improve; Jesse’s Good, Kind, and Stingy; The Cornell Alma Mater; We Ain’t Left The Ground Yet; Their Going to Deprive Our Kids of Junk Food; A Good Cake Fight 81 and 82 Jesse Broke My Bird Feeder; Soap Opera; What If Your Chair Is Cluttered?; That Fish Flew Away; Don’t Do It; We Won’t Lock The Station; Very Smart Crooks and Cons; We Won’t Loan Money; Eight Times a Day 83 and 84 Mary Had a Little Drink; Never Play the National Anthem; Ayatollah Khomeini; The Chipmunk Died; Ice Cream Parlor Caper; In Their Underwear; The Seeing Eye Dog Nearly Killed Him; Jesse’s Aunt Jessica; Friends of the Symphony; We Got to Save the Lizard 85 and 86 Bank Loan; East, West, and Never In Between; Who’s End Result; One Hump or Two?; He’s a Twinkie Retailer; You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly; Spots and Stripes Forever; Uncle Seedy Says; Guess My Hymn; Bob Who? 87 and 88 Sam Ain’t Got No Son; He Shot An Arrow In the Air; Rain Dance Was Rained Out; Buddy’s Hobbies; Will Hio Get His Benefits?; Jake Napoleon; Leon’s Best Position; Leon’s Turned Over a New Leaf; If Dark Is Egypt; Somebody Will Yell Louder 89 and 90 It Was the Ham Sandwiches; The Happy Whopper; Hasn’t Thou Ate Yet?; Imitation Love; It’s Unlucky To Be Superstitious; John Denver, George B. Shay; Wanna Buy a Duck?; You Laugh Because It’s a Joke; 18­Foot Stool; Three Arkansans and a Ramp 91 and 92 Andy Griffith; Radiophobia; Winston Churchill; TV Guidelines; We Need a New Constitution; Pruitt Has Disappeared; Lone Ranger’s Mask; Ole McDonald Had a Mule; The Clint Walker School of Drama; He Should Be Judged on Horsemanship 95 and 96 I’ve Been Seeing Things; Teach Me To Leer; That’s When Things Were More Natural; Watch For Falling Rocks; Women and Children Last; Lost Uranium; Water and Dumb Southerners; I Met Nelly Sue at the Bus Station; Two Turkey Sandwiches; You Had To Be There 97 and 98 Corps of Engineers; Parachutes Didn’t Open; It Was Horrible; Time Zones; The Sale Barn Crashed; He Lost a Set of Dishes; The Cow Wasn’t Invited; Cudzoo To the Rescue; A Telethon; Bad Luck Elmer 101 and 102 The More Things Change; Goodson and Grant Catalog; Get Started in College…; Never The Twain is Serious; That Woman Said; Joke 47; Business Ethics; We’re Gonna Study Business; Sam’s Complaining; Leon Never Had a Swing Set 103 and 104 Uncle Seedy’s Wart; The Cello Section; You Light Up My Porcht; He Cropped Off His Art; The Birds Revisited; Let Them Eat Cake; Zorba the Yankee; 80% and 40% Is More…; Ten Thousand Saw; In The Future 105 and 106 Sam Promised Discounts; Sam Lisa Mona’s Cousin; Sam’s Bad Example; As Far As You Can See It’s Air; Robbin’ From the Poor; Your Dog Could Be