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(In Stereo) Å Seyfried. (In Stereo) Å Stereo) Å Ryan Reynolds. (In Stereo) Å Bed Stereo) Å (In Stereo) Å MAX2 Sanctum ›› “Alien Resurrection” Å ›› “American Wedding” (2003) Å Hunted Å ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Sex Sex ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. Å ›› “Sucker Punch” (2011) Polar Bears SHOW 18 (435) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) 60 Minutes Sports Melanie Comar. History, the Eagles “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” Lies Californ. Shameless Å Chocolate Sundaes “Tupac: Resurr.” SHOW2 ›› “Raw Deal” (1986) Å ››› “The Game” (1997) Michael Douglas. Å ››› “Traffic” (2000) Michael Douglas. (In Stereo) “Dead Man Running” (2009) ››› “Trainspotting” (1996) ›› “Blitz” (2011) (In Stereo) “Never Look a Polar Bear in TMC › “Twisted” (2004) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010) Sam Riley. ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. 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