Clark shocked by professor's death Police arrest suspect as students and colleagues mourn by Alice Sohn and Responding to a ndghbor's call tha t l "m concerned, I never thought he was Associate Professor and Chair of Comer's research, credited with be· Daniel Strachman Comer•., car was mi'>,ing, Worcester ever capable of doing something like the Biology Department Todd Li vdall ing at the forefront of the molecular (Printt-d in Scarlet, 10/ pollee officers discovered her body at this." sa1d Comer was ''one of the most intel­ biology field, concerned the manipula­ 29192. Used by ~rm lssion) 154 Uncatena Ave. residence, which Mary Bourcher, another neighbor, ligent people 1 have ever known. She tion of DNA. She had recently finished showed no signs of forced entry. said "this is not something we ex­ fell that her field contained the most a year's sabbatical in Paris, working at Clark Uni versity biology professor Comer's car, a dark gray '87 pected in this neighborhood. It's a central questions about living th ings." the only other laboratory studying this Dr. M. Margaret Comer, 50, was fou nd Chevrolet Nova, all egedly stolen by quiet neighborhoocL.She was a very According to Associate Professor of aspect of ge netics in the world. slain in her home at approximately the assailant, was recovered Oct. 27 at quiet person and d1dn't mix with the Chemistry David Thurlow, Comer was Last week, COmer submiued a drafl 8:51am on Oct. 27. I 0:30pm from the Auburn Mall park­ neighbors. I'm very, very shocked." "dedicated to bringing what she loved of a ma nuscript of her research, which An autopsy determined the cause of ing lot, police said. At Clark, students and faculty alike to students early." For this reason, was to be published in the scienti fic death to be blunt head trauma and Po lice believe that Comer was ac­ were traumatized by the news of Comer taught the onl y molecular biol­ journal "Proceedings of the National ligature strangulation. Time of death costed by Duga n in her driveway as Comer's death. ogy class offered to unde rgraduates at Academy of Sciences." She intended is estimated to be between 7 and I 0 pm she returned home from a shopping Clark University President Richard Clark. to provide a summation of her research an Sunday, Oct. 25. It was the fourth trip. According to Lt. John McKiernan Traina, in a prepared statement to the Respected by students and faculty this week. murder in the city in three days. of the Worcester Police De pt., the university's studen ts and faculty, said as a perfectionist who was tough and Comer, a native of Savannah, OA, Worcester Police arrested Comer's motive for the crime was robbery. "it is safe to say that all of us are in a expected high quality work from her graduated from Savannah Count ry Day neighbor, 30 year old Kevin Dugan of Reported missing from Comer's state of unbelieving shock." Comer classes, Comer began teaching at Clark school in 1960. She received her AB 156 Uncatena Ave. in Worcester and house are a VCR, a stereo receiver and was remembered by Traina as being in 1976. from in 1964 and a charged him with the first degree mur­ Comer's checkbook. "thoroughly absorbed in her exacting Patrick Sheehan ('93), a student Ph. D. from Purdue University in 1972. der of Comer. He is scheduled to be Francis Rogan, a neighbor ac­ research" and "in animated conversa­ from COmer's Biology lOS-Molecular Comer joined the Clark faculty staff in arraigned today in Worcester District quai nted with both Comer and Dugan, tion wi th colleagues." Biology class said "this is a total shock, 1976, after conducting post doctoral Court, police said. described Comer as a quiet woman Clark Provost Fern Johnson said: I can' t believe it all. I just had class research in bacteriology at the Un iver- Dugan wa'i arrested on Hitchcock who kept to herself, and rarely had • •it is shocking to hear of someone you wit h her last week. She was very en­ St. in Worcester at approximately I :45 visitors in her home. Rogan said Duga n know who died. It is doubly shocking thusiastic about the subject matter cov­ See 'DeaJh ' page 8 pm on Oct. 28. is '." an all-American '. As far as to hear that 1 were murdered." ered in class.

Three WPI fall teams named tops in New England It's not uncommon for one or two the Engineers have outscored oppo­ games to add to her total!>, making her for 1.09H yard'> '0 far this season and 12.6 poml'> per game. The offense has teams from anyone school to be ranked nents 38-2. the fourth WP I player in the top six completed 8() of 133 attempts. Junior averaged 418.2 net yards per game and among the best in their region, but this The field hockey team, under the leaders. WPI graduate Nicky McGowan tailback Jason Wooley, the 1991 Coca­ the defense has yielded 150.2 total fall, Worcester Polytechn ic Institute guidance of interim head coach Mau ra '91 is New England'!> all-time leader Cola Coll ege Division Gold Helmet ya rd~ per game. boastt. the top ranked Division Ill foot­ Donahue certainly looks li ke a post­ with 94 goals and 63 assists. Award recipient U!> New England's top The men's soccer team, winner's of ball, field hockey and men's soccer sea'ion contender. A NCAA Div Ill Join inA the field hnckcy team in the Divis1on II and Ill player is playing up the 1991 ConMitution Athlctu.; Con­ programs 1n New England. b1dthisyearwouldbe Engmccr~· fourth ranks arc the men·~ !KlCCCr und football to form. Wooley ha~ ru.,hed for 4ts5 ference, are currently 11-0 and ranked The field hockey team hru. been in four years. Lru.t year they entered teams. For the firM lime m the college's yards and si"< touchdowns on 98 at­ No. I in New England and No. 6 in the ranked No.I m the Nonheast Reg1on the national tournament wuh a 17-1-1 104 season~ of inter<.:ollegiate foot­ tempts and has caught 18 passes for nation for Div Ill colleges-the highc\1 since Sept 30. when the Engineen; record before falling 2-1 m tnple over­ ball, the team is r.mkcd 10 the top six 221 yard., in five games. Both ever. Under the reigns of firM year moved up one notch to replace Clark lime to Lebanon Valley. When con'\ld­ of the East region. Since the second Ceppctelli o1nd Wooley were pre-~a­ head coach Malcolm MacPher:.on, the Umversuy. Currently 12-0-0, the En­ enng only 18 ofWPI's l>tudent body is week of the I 992 season, the Engi­ son Ali-Amcnca candidates. all-time winningest coach at Fitchburg gmeerl> showcase some of the best female, the accomplishments or the neer.. have been ranked No. I in New On dcfen-.e, the Engineers are led State College with a I 08-38-15 record, talent in the country. field hockey team are quite lmpre\­ England and currently stand at 4-1. by sen1or defcn'>ive tackle Peter the soccertcam has outscored it!> oppo­ Senior forwa rd Sue Tarallo, who sivc. Of 38 Divisions II and Ill New Fifth year head coach J:Jck Siedlecki Perivolo~rakis, a pre-season first-team nent:. 48-14. The soccer team has last year set the New England single England coll eges, WPI ha~ the beM has amassed a 31-10-1 record and took All-American candidate. Perivolaraki:., amassed u 233- I 60-36 record over 36 season scoring record with 37 goal'i winning percentage, .794, and carries the Engineers to their first post-season the team's leading tackler last year years and has made NCAA Div.lll and curre ntly ranks sixth in career a 172-42-7 record since 1975, when bid last yc<~r- an accompli<,hment that with 92, has recorded 41 tackles thus Tournament appearances and won 11ix scoring in New Englandwith88points, the sport became varsity. Since 1988. looks to repent Itself thb year. far, not Including 6.5 quarterback New England Intercollegiate Soccer has netted ten goals and a\Sisted on when Judy Soderlund wa' hired n'> l.endmg the offensive charge for the sacks, a fumble recovery,anda blocked League titles. They lo:.t in the fif'>t five other;. The team's leading '>COrer, head coach. the team has amas..cd o1 Enginc:cr.. art senior quarterback Dave c" all-time Pcrivolarakis arc JUnior ins1dc line­ year- finil.hing IJ-4-2. I I goals and five as.sis~. Behind the Of the top six career sconng leaders leader in pa.,.,1ng (.'i.044) auempt!> backer Mall Mercer who has 39 tc~ck· tcad1ng all scoring IS senior for· leaden;hip of tri-captains Tarallo, in New England, three played for WPI, (656), completions (369), and total lel>, four pas<, dcnections, a fumble ward Mall Cole who has tallied 12 Donna Underwood and Nickie I lunte r and Tarallo has potentially eight more offense (5,326). Ceppctelli has thrown recovery. and two interceptions, and goab .md four assish and is the CAC senior out'iidc linebacker John leading !>Corer. Junior forward Brian Mntu!>/ewskl, who has33tacklcs,three Boucher hal> neucd eight goals and quarterback sacks, and two fumble four a~si~ts and junior :.topper b.1ck rccoveric't. Ryna Burke, a 1991 All-New England Through five games, the Engineers pluycr, ha' booted in five goab wlulc have '>Cmed an average 34.6 point., per a~shting on five others. game w h1h: huldmg their opponcnt'IIO A Word on Fraternity Bids

Tom Schurman from one, continue to Rush the othc:f'>. IFC R ush The lime to make any deci"on be­ tween hnu~clo i' reserved for Fnda)', Two weeks fmm thl\ Friday i!> the November 20. the night that everyone last day of Fraternity Rush. This U. the can Mgn a B1d. d;ty th.11 any undergraduate who has It is important to remember that if received a Bid from a Fraternity may you have not yet received a Bid from a choose to 'iign and begin the journey hou!>cs that you are rush ing, talk to the into Greek brotherhood. brothers about it. Fratemitie~ w1ll Mo" of the chapters have decided award more Bids up until Bid day on to award Rid\ This article is to let you the 211th. know that Rush 1'> sull not over. If you There 1s still time to look at the have received a Bu.l 11 docs not mean chapte~ here at WPI and decide 1f you that that is the only house you can get want to go Greek. I invite everyone to a Bid from. There i'> no limit to the participate in Greek Rush; you have NEWSPEAK STAff PII01'0 CIIAtSP ANAI" number of Bids that you can receive. If absolutely nothing to IO!>C. You could IJelly and Apollo Landing played Gompei's Pub Halloween night as an alternative to trick-or-treating. there arc two or three houses that you find that Greek life is just what you arc rushing. and you have gotten a B1d have been looking for. Michael Moore: CNN Coverage of Election Results Candidate for change Tonight, beginning at 7PM, Lower Wedge Seepage9 Page 2 ,. NEWSPEAK Tuesday November 3, 1992 International Tasters' Choice Dining Club Sponsored by the International Student Council and Social Committee Here's your opportunity to enjoy the fine t ~1 lh::/ cuisine of various international ~ liW~,_ countries, while learning more about -~ "!" ~""=-=i:- the countries from fellow students.

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Name: Box Number: Telephone Number: Clark shocked by professor's death Police arrest suspect as students and colleagues mourn by Aliu Suhn and Re !.pondmg to .1 nc1ghhm'!. c.1 ll 1hat I'm com:erncd, I ne,·cr thought he was A-.:.oc iate Proft\.Mng, Wo rcc~t e r ever capJhle of c.ltung somethmg like the Biology Depanment Todd Llvdall ing ar rhe forefronr of rhe molecular (Prrntrd In Clark Umve!rJit)' Scarlet, /OJ police officers discovered her body at this." sa1d Comer wa<> "one of the mo\t intel­ b1ology field, concerned the manipula· 19/92. UH~J by ~rmw1011) 154 Uncatena Ave. residence, which Mary Bourcher, another ne1ghbor, lige nt people I have ever known. She lion of DNA. She had recently finished showed no signs of forced emry. :.aid "thl'• b not !>omething we ex­ felt that her fi eld contained the most a year's sabbatical in Paris, working at C'lt~rk Umversity biology professor Comer's car, a dark gray '87 pected in thb neighborhood. It 's a central questions about living things." the only other laboratory studying this Dr. M. Margarcr Comer, 50, was found C'hevroler Nova, allegedly stol en by quiet neighborhood ... Shc wru. a very According to Associare ProfesJ.Or of aspccr of generics in rhe world. slain in her home at approximately the assailant, was recovered Oct. 27 at quiet person and didn't mix with the Chemistry David Thurlow, Comer was Lasr week, Comer submiued a drafr 8:57 am on Oct. 27. 10:30 pm from the Auburn Mall park­ ueighbors. I'm very, very shocked." "dedicated to bringing what she loved of a manuscript of her research, which An autopsy determined the cause of ing lot, police said. At Clark, students and faculty alike to students early." For this reason, was 10 be published in the scientific dearh 10 be blunt head trauma and Police believe tha t Comer was ac­ were traumatiled by the news of Comer taught the only molecular bioi· journal "Proceedings of rhe Narional ligature strnngulation. Time of dearh costed by Dugan in her driveway as Comer's death. ogy class offered to undergraduates at Academy of Sciences." She intended is esrimated robe between 7 and 10 pm she returned home from a shopping Clark University President Richard Clark. to provide a summation of her research an Sunday, Oct. 25. Jt was rhe fourth trip. According to Lt. John McKiernan Traina, in a prepared statement to the Respected by students and facu lty this week. murder in the city in three days. of rhc Worcester Police Dept., the university's students and facu lty, said as a perfectionist who was tough and Comer, a native of Savannah, GA, Worcester Police arrested Comer's motive for the crime was robbery. "it is safe to say that all of us are in a expected high quality work from he r graduated from Savannah Counrry Day neighbor, 30 year old Kev in Dugan of Reported missing from Comer's sta te of unbelieving shock." Comer classes, Comer began teaching at Clark school in 1960. She received her AB 156 Uncatena Ave. in Worcester and house are a VCR, a stereo receiver and was remembered by Traina as being in 1976. from Harvard University in 1964 and a charged him with the first degree mur· Comer's checkbook. "thoroughly absorbed in her exacting Patrick Sheehan ('93), a student Ph.D. from Purdue Universiry in 1972. der of Comer. He is scheduled to be Francis Rogan, a neighbor ac­ research" and "in animated conversa­ from Comer's Biology lOS-Molecular Comer joined the Clark faculty staff in arraigned today in Worce ter District quainted with both Comer and Dugan, tion with colleagues." Biologyclasssaid"this is a total shock, 1976, after conducting post doctoral Coun, police said. described Comer as a quiet woman Clark Prov'"'t Fern Johnson said: I can't believe it all. I just had class reM:arch in bacteriology ar the Univer· Dugan wa'l arrested on Hitchcock who kept to herself, and rarely had "it isshockingto hear of someone you with her last week. She was very en­ St. in Worcester at approximately I :45 visitors in her home. Rogan said Dugan know who died. h is doubly shocking thusiastic about the subject mauercov­ See 'Death· page 8 pm on Oct. 28. is '"an all-American '. As far as to hear that 1 were murdered." ered in class.

Three WPI fall teams named tops in New England h '~ not uncommon for one or r~o the Engmccrs have outscored oppo­ gan1e' to .tdd to her rora l:., makmg her for 1.098 yard~ ~ far thi~ ~>cason and 12.6 JlC.liOtl> per gdme. The offen'e ha~ team\ from anyone '>choolto be ranked nent 38-2. the fourth WPI pla)er in the top six completed 8() of I B allcmpts Jumor averaged 418.2 net yardc; pe rgameand among rhe best in the1r reg1 on, butth1s The field hockey team. under the leader.. WPI gruduare Nicky McGowan tailbackJa.;on Woolc)'. the 199 1 Coca­ the defcn!oe has yielded 150.2 total fall, Worcc!>ter PolytechniC ln!>tltute guidance of mtenm head coach Maura '91 io; Ne\lt fngl.md':. 411-timc leader Cola College D1v1s1on Gold llelmet yard per game. boasts the top ranked Div1sion Ill fool­ Donahue cenainly l oo t.: ~ like a pl'>. Award recipient a.. New England'!. top The men·., :.occer ream. winner's ol ball. field hc>ekey and men·, 1n New f:ngland. b1d this y~r would be Engmec~' fnunh rank'> arc the men ''>occcr and football ro form. Wooley ho~~ ru,hcd for 4b5 ference, .1rc currently I 1-fl and ranked The field hockc:y team hal> been 10 four years. l..aJ>I year thC) enrc.:red ream'>. rorrhc fir;r time 10 thccollegc'o; yard:. and ~1x t ou~hdnwn' nn 9K at­ Nn. I 10 New England and No.6 in the r:Jnked No I m the Northeast Region rhe national tournament wirh a 17· 1· 1 104 !>Cason' of intercollegiate foot­ tempi!> and ha'> caughr 18 pa\.'>e'> for nation for Div. Ill collcge!.·lhe h1ghe .. r ~> ince Sept. 30, whc:n the Engineer!> record before falling 2·1 10 rnple O\ cr­ h.tll, the team i'> r.mkcd 1n the top M'< 221 ya rds in fi ve games Both ever Under the reign~ of fiN year moved up one ncuch to replace Clark tlme ro Lebanon Valley. Wh en con•Hd· ot the E·a\t region Smc:e rhe .. ccond Ccppctelh and Wooley were prc-o,eu­ head coach M.Jicolm MacPhcr!>on, the Univcr'>ity Currently 12 ().Q the En­ crrng only 18 of WPI '!> !>tudent htxly i' week of rhe 1992 M:•t'>on, the Fngi­ son All-America candidalc\. all-time winnm ge~t coach at Fitchburg gineer\ shO\Itc.t\e -.orne of rhc hc\t female, the accomplishmcn~ of the nec r' have hccn ranked No. I in New On defense, the Eng intcr'> arc led State College with .1 I 08-38-15 record, tdh:nt 1n the counrry. field hockey ream are quite imprc ... r nglnnd and currenrly ..rand nt 4-1. hy 'cnior dcfcn~o1vc tuck le Peter rhc soccer 1cam ha~ outscored its oppo· Senior forward ~uc Tarallo, whu ~lYe. Of 38 Divisions II and Ill Nc.:w Fifth year head coach Juck Siedlecki Perivc1laraki\, a prc·sea~oon fiN·tcam ncnt:. 48- 14. The :.occer team hal> laM year set the New Fnglnnd '>inglc England college.,, WPI ha-, the he'll ""' .lmil\'>Cd n 31- 10·1 rccnrd and tonk AII·Amcrican camhtl.llc. J>crivohtra ki s, amao,<;cd a 233· 160-36 record over 36 ~eastln sconng record w11h 37 goals ~Inning perccnrage, .794, and cam e\ lhc rngiiiCCr'> HI Ih eir rirs l pobH•c a ~on the lea rn '!> leading tucklcr last ycn r yea r:. and ha!t made NCAA Div.lll and currenrl y rank<. 1oixth 1n career a 172-42· 7 record !.ince I 975, when h1d 1,1.,1 yc,~r- .111 .tccnmph.,hrnenr thdt "ith 92, h"' recorded 41 Iuckie~> thu!. Tuurnament appearance~ and won six scoring1n New fnglimdwithXXpuin r.:,. the sport hecame var\ity. 'i1ncc I 9HH. lnuks m n·peat ll'>clf thl\ year. far. nor 111t:luc.lulg 6.5 quartcrhack New England lnrercollegiare Soccc1 ha' nc.:ucd ten gn.tls and a"'"tcd on whtn Judy Soderlund w.t, hm•d rt\ I Cluhnt; the 11ffen\1ve ch..ngc.: fnr rhe '>acl.:o;, a fumble recuvcry,ilnd ,, hlocketl I cuguc tlllc:.. They los1 in the fir\1 fi.,e olherl>. f'he team '., lcallhng \Corc.:r, head cnach. rhe ream has amn-.-.cd a I n!pneer' :m: '1:111ur quar1crha~k Dave c~r r a-poinr artcmpr. Jt11ning round of the ECAC' tournament lasr junior D.tnicllc: I uon~(l h." m:un.lc.:d K2-CI-2 record. ( eppc1clh" h111s rhe '>thtllll 'all-ume Perivolarak1' arc JUOIC!r in,1llc line year- fini,hmg 13-4-2. II goals nnd f1ve .1:.~"''· Behmd the Of the top \1'< c;m:c.:r 'cmmg le<~dc" k.1der 111 pJ~'In~ (5.11 14) attempts h.teker 1\1 .111 Mercer ~ho ha., W t.lck­ Leading all 'coring i~ l>Cniur for· h:adcf\hip nf tri-c.tptain\ f'ural111, in Nc~ l·ngl.JIId,rhrec pi.J)ed lm WPI, (fl'if!), c:nmplcunn' (J(IIJ), and tnlill lc-.. lnur fl'''' dcne~rwn,, n lumhle ward Mall C'nle "'ho ha~ rallied I:? UonnJ Underwood and N1ckie llunrer ;md ., urallu ha\ porenri.tll)' c1ghr more nllcn-.c ('i,J26). Ceppcrelli lu.. thro"' n recmery ••tnd rwn lntcrnptiun... ,1nd goals and four a'-l>i!>t:. and IS lh\! CAC 'eninr nut.,idc lineht1dcr Jnhn leading c;cnrcr. Jun1or fornard Brian MJtuvcw,kl, ~ hnha,:n t.lcklc,,rhrcc Buuchcr ha!. neucd c1ght goal' and quarrcrll.td. ~.tel.,, und 1~11 lumhlc four """'t' and jun1nr !~!Opper b.1cl. reCII\ICIIC,. R) n.J Burl.;e, u I 'WI Ali-Ne" England lhrough ll'e £·101l''• the l ·ng~nccr-. fli1Hr, ha' lloc1teJ in live gnat.. '~h1lc h.l\ c -...·nrcd .tn ·" cr.t~c q h pcunl!-t per .. .,,i.,ting nn fh c uthcr~ g.1mc \\ luk huiJ1ng tht If uppnncnt' 111 A Word on Fraternity Bids

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The dining club will meet four Tuesdays within the term to sample, at local restaurants, cuisine from the countries of Korea, Thailand, India and Germany. The dates for the dining club are Nov. 10, 17, 23 and Dec. 1. For anyone interested in joining the diners club, please fill out the form below and bring it to the Student Activities Office along with a fee of $40. This fee will cover the cost of the meals and transportation to all restaurants. There is a limited amount of space so sign up now for your chance to be a part of FIRST CLASS DINING. If you have any questions feel free to contact the International Student Council or Social Committee

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SPORTS Volleyball captures Woman's Cross Country Field Hockey storms into tournament MAIAW tournament wraps up season by Kathy McKenna Moser, Plog named to All-Tournament Team seniors weren' t finished yet because by Shtlltt Morthtod Class of '94 Contributing Writer Underwood scored again minutes after her first The WPI volleyball team capiUred the 1992 on the sa me play from Tarallo. Tarallo went on Massachusells Association of Intercollegiate The WPJ Field Hockey team finished their to score another one, solo this time, to round out The VVPI womens' cross country team is Athletics for Women state tournament at regular season last week with a record of 16-0. the offense for WPI. n.earing the end of their post-season competi· Endicott College Saturday. The undefeated Engineers completed the final The first place finish in the conference guar· 110n with only the Division Three New England The Engineers, I 1·13, seeded third of four games of the regular season with wins over antecs a bye for the first round of the New 8 Championship meet remaining. The tea mended teams going into the round-robin tournament Wheaton (1·0), U-Mass Lowell (2·0), Wellesley tournament which was slated to begin last their regular season with a total eight wins, and defeated teams from Emmanuel (2·0) , Regis (1·0), and MIT (4-1). The wins overWhcaton, Thursday. five losses. (2·0), and Endicott (2·0), the top seeded team, Wellesley, and MIT were essential to the team's WPI's first game was Saturday versus MIT Most recently, the girls finished sixth overall to reach the championship round. In the final in the se mi-final round at , at the New Eight Championships at Weaton match, the Engineers again defeated Emmanuel efforts to clinch first place in the New 8 Confer· ence. where th e tourney is being held this year. College during term break. Said Coach Brian (2·1) for their third consecutive MAlA W title. Savilonis, "The team ran kind of average." He The final home game of the regular season Success in the conference tournament com­ Teammates Cindy Moser, a sophomore set· went on to say, "I thought that junior co-captain ter and middle hitter, and sophomore Mindy had the Engineers of MIT jumping out to 11 1-0 bined with the team's first place ranking in the NCAA regional poll would give the Lady Engi· Jen Harmon ran a good race, finishing 18th Plog, an outside and middle hitter, were named lead in the first half. WPitied the score to end overall." Other results for this meet are as necrs a good chance of being picked, for the to tbe MAIAW All-Tournament team for their the half with a goal by senior Sue Tarallo. The follows: fine play. Plog especially had an outstanding second half of play had Tarallo combining with four1h year in a row, to be one of the sixteen 38th Karen Daly day for the Engineers, recording 41 kills in 64 senior Donna Underwood on a penalty corner to teams invited to the Division III NCAA field 39th Deb Fraser attempts and five hilling errors, for an astound· put WPI ahead 2· I . But the hockey tournament. 40th Sue Daly ing 56 kill percentage and a 92 hitting percent· 48th Jeralyn Clouart age. S3rd Kathy McKenna ThevictorywasthethirdconsecutiveMAIAW 58th Akiko Hikida title for the Engineers. Their next home games WPI Sports 71st Emily Hill are Oct. 31 against Roger Williams and Football {6· 1) 79th Brenda Baggaley Simmons, and Nov. 3 against UMASS· Saturday October 10 at Norwich 56-6 w Harmon has had a very good season. In fact Dartmouth and Framingham State. Saturday October 17 at US Merchant Marine 17-1 5 w she has managed to place somewhere in the Saturday October 24 Randolph-Macon 45-7 w team's top three spots at each race. Along with Saturday October 3 1 at Ursinus 1:30PM Harmon, juniors such as Karen Daly and co­ captain Sue Daly have also been strong runners Saturday November 7 Coast Guard 1:00PM (__ spo_m_sm_~_ua_· _) for the team this year. Although there are no 14 Saturday November at Plymou th State 1:00PM seniors on the team, all of the juniors will be Soccer Slats retu rning next season. According to Coach Field Hockey (16-0) Name goals assists Savilonis, "It was an okay season. The junior October Clark 2·0 Matt Cote 17 7 Thursday 8 w group is determined to improve next yea1 Saturday October 10 Mount Holyoke 2·1 w Brian Boucher 10 4 though." October 13 Nichols 3-0 Ryan Burke 6 6 Tuesday w Freshman stand-out Deb Fraser has contrib­ at Wheaton Brad Dufour 4 Thursday October 15 1·0 w uted many points to the team, as has sophomore Saturday October 17 Lowell 2·0 Craig Boucher 3 1 w Jeralyn Cloua r1 . Sophomores Akiko Hikida Thursday October 22 at Wellesley 1·0 Emily Hill, Amy Brooks, and freshman Corey Belden 4 2 w Krist~ October 24 MIT 4-1 w Guglielmeui have improved a lot since the Tim Spence 2 6 Saturday Thursday October 29 TBA beginning of the season. Despite injuries, Matt Dawson 4 1 Saturday October 31 TBA freshman Rebecca Kostek and sophomore Tucker Griffith 3 1 Sunday November I TBA Brenda Baggley have also helped out the team. Jeremy Dieterle I 4 The team, however, is looking forward to Mark Bonanno I 1 Soccer (12-1) Nove'!'~! 14th when they will be running in Bruce Hill 1 6-2 the DIVISIOn Three New England Champion· Scott Doughty 4 Wednesday October 7 Nichols w Saturday October 10 Trinity 4-2 w ship meet, which is hosted this year by the University of Southern Maine. Tuesday October 13 at Brandeis 4-3 w Name Games GA Saves Friday October 23 Norwich 5-0 w Chris Michaud 9 8 26 Wednesday October 28 at Babson L 3-2 Jon Osborn 4 6 ANNOUNCEMENTS s Monday November 2 atWSC 2:30PM Field Hockey Suts Thursday November 5 Clark 7:00PM Recycling Volunteers Name Goal Assists Women's Volleyball Danielle Luongo 11 8 Wellesley 0-3 L Wanted Beth Allenbrook 6 1 Thursday October 8 Saturday October 17 Daniel Webster 3·1 Donna Underwood 5 7 w The recycling center near Shaw's and Crown 24 atMAIAW w Brooke Kuffel 1 Saturday October Bekery on 133 Goldsrar Blvd. has now been 27 Mt. Holyoke Sue Tarallo 16 10 Tuesday October reopened. The center will rake glass, 112 plastic, Thursday October 29 at NHC/Ciark Kristi Hendricksen 5 bimetal cans, newspapers and corrugated card­ Saturday October 31 Simmons/Roger Williams Kristy Hinkley 2 5 board. The center will be open between the UMass-Dartmouth/Framingham Heidi Hagget 1 1 Tuesday November 3 hours of llam-4pm, seven days a week with a Women's Tennis Jen Rice supervisor to instruct you with the seperation of Tuesday October 6 Suffolk 7-2 w recyclables. However, volunteers are needed Thursday October 8 MHC 0-8 L name games goals saves for the weekend hours/ Even if you can give 12 Gordon 3:30PM Nicki Hunter 16 3 65 Monday October only one hour a month would be a big help. Wednesday October 14 at UMass-Dar1mouth 3:30PM Amy Knapp 1 0 1 We all know recycling is very important in Saturday October 17 MAIAW today's environmental climate, so now here is Friday October 23 New Englands Golf an opportunity to be pan of the solution. If 27 NEW 8 1992 Worcester Ciry Golf Tuesday October interested, please call Dave Anderson at 79 1· 29 NEWS Paul Johnson Award Medalist Thursday October 2197. A little effort will go a long way. Friday October 30 NEWS 4. Scott Nicol 82 5. Rich Wuensch 84 Women's Rugby (3·2) World War II POWs to Saturday October 24 Trinity 1:OOPM Firehouse Field Team Scores visit WPI Holy Cross 326 Men's Rugby{2-0-l) Worcster State 338 The Arnold Air Society, James T. Murray Saturday October 9 UNH 3-3 T Assumption 339 Squadron, of Worcester Polytechnic Institute Saturday October 16 at Brandeis 1:00PM WPI 355 will be sponsering an open discussion of wwn 23 at Trinity 1:00PM Clark 403 Saturday October POW experiences on Nov. 5, 1992. Mr. Waite• S. Crowell, Jr. and Mr. Milton lssenberg, both Men's Crew Football POW's at Stalag Luft 111 during WWJl will be Annual Alumni Race VVPI vs. Randolph Macon September 19 present. They will give a first hand account of October 4 Textile River Regatta VVPJ 21 7 3 14 45 their experiences before opening the floor to October 11 Head of the Connecticut R·M 0 0 7 0 7 discussion and questions. Head of the Charles Wooley4TD October 18 Anyone is welcome to attend. The event will October 25 Snake Race Ansah lTDPadula lTD be held in Atwater Kent Rm. 116 at WPI at7:30 Hallowecen Regatta Harvey 29 yard FG November 1 PM on Thursday, Nov. 5. 10/24/92 @WPI Women's Soccer (4-4) Regis College 4-0 WPI vs. Kings Point (USMNA) September 12 w Wannaeat? 4-3 WPJ 0 7 3 7 17 September 24 w September 29 MHC 10-0 L Are you hungry for a change of pace? Well, K·P 0 3 0 12 15 Coast Guard 2- l L Scannella lTD October 3 after a term of planning, the International Stu· October Worcel>ter State 3-0 L Harvey 28 yard FG 6 dents' Council and the Social Committee arc October 17 Mount Ida 2-0 L Ansah lTD proud to bring you the International Taster's October 20 Pine Manor 5-3 w 10/17/92 @Kings Point NY Choice Dining Club. This term the club will October 22 Simmons College 3-1 w tour four international restaraunts in the Worces­ Basketball ter area and provide the first 15 panieipants Icc Hockey ECAC Bay State vs. Empire State with four buffet dinners hosted by fellow stu· at Bryant College 9:00PM Basketball Challenge Saturrlay October 31 Sarurday November 7 at Mass. Maritime 7:30PM dents. The cost is $40.00 for all meals and @Centrum on December 5th, 1992 transportation. The restaurants represent the 2pm WPI vs. Clark Newspeak is looking for Winter Sports Schedules countries of India, Korea, Thailand and Ger· 4pm St. John's v~. Holy Cross (Women's) many, and the dates arc November 10, 17, 23 7pm Columbia vs. Boston Un~versuy Any ~ l ub spor1lt who wish their re\ult~ publi,hcd here should send them to: Newspeak, box 2700, and December 1. The limit for thic; program is 9pm Siena Vlt. Holy Cros<, E-m:ulto newspeak, or call H'll-5464. We wnuld al .. n like a schedule for each team ~o that we can fifteen people. Applications will be accepted on Only $4 for o;tudent'> pubhsh the next week's events. In the interest of simplicity all swimming scores arc rounded to the 3 first-come first-serve basis. Look for thl' contact WPI Athletic Dept. or ~earest ~ho l e point, but at the c.nd of the sea~on w1ll be printed in complete form . A'! a point of application in this paper, or go to the Student Soort~ Info x'i128 10forma11on any articles on Sport1ng Even t'> will be happily accepted. 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ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT Music Review ) WPI Pops Concert this Saturday (______Th_e __ s_a_m~p-~_s ______~ Save a !.pace on your calendar for8:00 PM nn dtrcctton of Margaret Konkol, has extensively Nnvemher 7. Your fellow Mudent!. will he perfurmed wulun the Worcc'>ter arl!a, panici­ fi lling the air with music in Gompc•'s Func tton pating in many on-campu'> event'>: last yea1, mental woes. "Scany Boy'' ill a fun, upbeat, by Brian Char~st Roum on tlus mght The group<> fl!aturcd in­ !lOme member. of this group panic•pated in an autobiographical romp, and "Summcnime" i~ Class of '96 clude WPI''> Bra~ Enemble, Conccn Band, opera !>ponsorcd by the Sah\bury Opera Com­ pu~hed along la:>ily by an unrelenting bass 111e Samples, n four-man rock band from groovl!. "When It's Raining" bounces along Chamber Orchestra, W past ~ruing break, the Concert Boulder, CO released their second albu m, "No with a tune that is hard to re!.ist and that stays the Jazz Stage Band. The~e talented musicians Band, Brasl> Ensemble, and the Jaa; Stage arc performing for WPI 's annual Pops Conccn. Band traveled to Cairo, Egypt and performed in Room", this year. They recorded their first in your mind long after hearing 11 . album for Arista Records, but left the label The best song on the album, I felt, was Each group has performed widely within the many locauons, including the garden of the during sessions for "No Room" in response to "Nothing Lasts for Long." With a pretty melody Worcester area. The Concert Band, Brass Sphinx. EnsBmble, and Chamber Orchestra, under the So, for an enjoyable evening, stop by pressure from Arista executives, who felt their and simple, thoughtful lyrics thill pull you in music was not commercial enough. Rather than and don't let go, you are taken on a splendtd direction of Douglll'i Weeks, and the Jazz Stage Gompei 's Function room nt 8:00 on November Band, under the direction of Rtchard Falco, 7. You will not find assembled a more talented ''sell out", and allow thei r ideas to be altered for joumey that only gets better with repented group of mu!>icians on campus. Tickets are $2 the sake of greater profits, The Samples signed listeni ngs. The cry of the guitar solo mesmer­ have, in recent years, jointly toured Ru ssia and New York. 111e Women's Chorale, under the to a small independent label, W.A.R.? (What izes and gently underscores the sad, somewhat for students and $3 for the general public. are Records?) They were given the creative sentimental nature of the lyrics: freedom they wanted, and at the same time were "The sun is down and allowed to reach an audience that would truly The wind is calm appreciate their work. As it gently fades away The Samples are showing their concern for I wonder then and think of you the environment by releasing the "No Room" And how nothing ever stays." compact disc in the revolutionary C-Casc, a Although there arc some throwaway titles on 100%-recyclcd alternative to the ecologically the album, the good songs more than make up unsound long box. for it. It's encouraging to see that there are still The real story, though, is the music. Overall, rock bands out there who know what's impor­ the album is very enjoyable, with the majority tant most of all: the music. As Scan Kelly says of songs consisting of bright, memorable melo­ "A lot of people feel they have to sell out- then, dies and thought-provoking, often socially-con­ there's no integrity to their music, there's noth­ scious lyrics. Lead singer Sean Kelly's voice is ing behind it." The Samples have been fonu­ reminiscent of Sting's, and elements of the nate enough to maintain their integrity and gain Police and R.E.M. can be heard throughout. an ever-growing legion of fan~ - something they "Another Disaster" and the oddly unique definitely deserve. "Little Whale" are odes to modem-day environ-

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EDITORIAL To the Administration: Stop withholding news A chronic complaint about Newspeak is that there is a slory." Official in rhis scenario docs nor necessarily mean per, rhat is our job. lack of real news gracing our pages, which is, in many lhe facts as actually happened, bur rather, rhc srory which Case in poinl: Early last term a notice was sent to cases, true. Our usual reton is lhat if you have a com­ lhc administration deems "official." everyone's mailbox warning them thai a numher of car plaint aboul lhe new~paper and think i1 can be improved, So, our problem lies not solely wirh Campus police. thcfrs had taken place on campus and 10 rake care. How then join rhe staff and mal.e a difference. Having been a Ralhcr, lhey arc a small pan of an administ ration which d1d Newspeak learn about lhe rising incidence of thert? staff member and/or ediror for my entire stay here a1 WPI, spends as much lime covering things up as promoting We received a norice in our mailhox, rhc same day that I do feel I have made a difference, but one problem others. We get a lot of "News Releases" from University everyone clc;c did. We don't feel it unreasonable to have remains: we can 'l get our hands on enough news, which Relations, which abo presumably go 10 a large number of notified us 1ha1 something was happening, if not before is not lhe easiest thing 10 come by at WPI in rhe fi r~t "real world" newspapers, but there is an alarming trend. the notice wenl out, then at least in a more professional place. In the vast majority of cases, the release cirher contains way, such as a simple phone call. As long os we're "Why?" you ask. Well, there are many reasons, but some srory aboul a s1ude n1 and lhc complcrion of an talking about ideals, we could also lhrow oul the idea that lhere may be one outslanding reason: the administrarion. incredible IQP, or someone hal> died. There l'i never any Newspeak be notified if anything happens thai would Also, fo( as long as I have been around, and probably news about cri me, whether up or down, on campus, or intcrcc;l 1he s1ude n1 body, and not via police log, but at the long before that, Newspeak has been trying to forge a any other of rhc negalive aspec1s which, believe it or nol, time, or shortl y after, lhe event took place. This would beller relationship with WPI Campus Police, wilh varying include fires, crimes, any evenl which impacrs a student, degrees of success. This year we seem 10 have made more sludent~. or a faction of rhe student body. For had r not progress than in lhe past, but rh ere is a lor which ~till · •It \l't 111' tht· admllll\lration ll't/1/l\ II\ and the ccn the !rucks in fronl of Daniels myself, rhis paper needs 10 be done. rnt ofthf u·orltlto hdint' that \\ I' I ;,, \1111/t' wrt would not have known 1ho1 there was a person sluck in However, an incidenl last week really angered me. I oj l 'tupia. u·hat· uothin~ had t l't'rlwppt'll\." the elevator at all , for no one nolificd us, despite the fact was walking to class lasl Wedne~day morning, and as r rhat 1his incidenl may be of intcre'il to rhc s1uden1 body in emerged inlo the quad from the driveway between Riley general. Something as importanl as rhe World Hou'>e fire and Daniels, I saw three fire !rucks, light~ fla shing, in may not have been covered had a member of Newspeak front of the building. In order to avoid hearing a rumor, cxisl here. The problem is, the .. official Mory" referred 10 not lived close by, as the only no tification we received which rend 10 spread quickly here, I approached rhc WPI above, invariably comes from Univcn.ity Rclarions. It was anolhcr "News Release." Officer who was standing in front of the building. Arter ~eems the administration wants us and rhe resl of the 11 seems the Adminislrarion feels that WPI is an cn1i1y an introduclion in which I identified myself as a world 10 believe Ihill WPI is some sorl of Utopia, where which can be run in a vacu um . Resides the facl 1ha1 no Newspeak member, l asked if lherc was an actual norhing bad ever happens. Granted, in reality, the informa ri on which hasn'l been "okayed" by University incident in progress, or merely a false alarm. His reply: adminisrration cannot tell Mudents evcrylhing thai is Relarion~ can go out, a sysrcm which brings to mind .. That's to be delermined larer." going on, but at rhc very lca.,t, we should have access to I Iiiier's propaganda machine, they seem content to What was there to be determined? Either rhere was an information when our safety or our property is a1 slake. disregard the law as well when il comes to information incident or there wasn't. His answer leads me 10 IWO In the evenl that Newspeak docs learn something is dislribution. Time and time again, we inform Campus pos.o;ible conclusion~: He knew what was going on and going on, when we try 10 learn what's happening, we get Police rhal it is State Law that Campus didn't want to tell me, or he didn't know what was going an answer 10 the effect of ''That's srill under investiga­ Police Logs he released, in their cnrirety, 10 campus on and didn't wan1 10 tell me 1ha1, eirher. How hard tion." So whal'? In an ama:ling trend in newspapers newspapers. II has been weeks since we've received any would it have been to have said either " I really don't around the country, police dcpanmenls give them form of Police Log, never mind what the law prescribes. know what's going on", or "The power went out, and informalion WIIILE THE INVESTIGATION IS GOING It seems rhat rhe administrarion docs nol want the s1uden1 someone is stuck in Ihe eleva lor." I learned the Iauer by ON! We're not looking for the inlimale details, nor arc body 10 know about anything but the positive things. asking a friend who was not more than five feet down rhc we trying to blow lhc invcstigalion by releasing names of Afrer all, if word got out that rhcrc is actually crime on sidewalk from rhc police officer. suspecls. We arc, however, lrying 10 inform the campus campus, the number of applicalions might go down, and The issue, however, is not what he aid, bur rhe 1ha1 there are evcnls on campus which could be dangerous we all know that the number of enrollments is far more meaning behind it, which seems to be: "You're a student, and 1ha1 lhey should take some extra care. As a ncw~pa- importanlthan our safety, or our right 10 know. and I'm not telling you anything until I get the offici a I

COMMENTARY r Just a Thought ... Life will never be fair

God by Stephan Rrown 'Dear God, hsten· I, ller.;chelthe IDI· piety- yet his beloved mother 1\ dying rules. And if you ore a religious per­ looks for covenant and relation­ ship. At least, that is what God finally Prottstant Compu..f Ministry lor, put it to you! The butcher in our in terrible pain ... And Reb Label, our son, you often desire to find in God village, Shepsel, is a goo<.l man, an melamed (teacher), who lovell all the some meaning, some explaination for said to Job after Job whined about the Instruction often comes from sto­ honorable man, who never turns away lads he reaches, and i<~ loved by all who what is often meaningless, some Mruc­ unfairness of life and how God had ries. Hence, an example: the needy; yea t Shepsel h1mself is '!0 know him-lives hand ro mouth, hasn 'I ture into wh1ch all of life's rwists and broken the rules and demanded an "On the eve of Yom Kippur, 1hc poor that he and his wife sometimes go a decent suit ro hi~ name, and just turns should fit. If we helieve that God explanation. God simply said, "I am most solemn and sacred day, an old without meai!. .. Or take Fishel, our developed an eye disease that might is loving and just, then everything God. I am here. Let's keep up the Jew looked up to heaven and sighed.: shoemaker, a model of kindness and leave h1m blind!. .. So, on th is most should work out according 10 plan, Ihat conversation." holy mght, I ask you directly God: IS life will be fair, the just rewards and And I think God is b1g enough to THIS FA IR? I repeat: IS T HIS the evil puni~hed . Since we were little listen to our pmlests, to hear Her..chel A comment on Election Day 1992 FAIR?. .. So tomorrow, 0 lord, on our kids, our parents taught us that good complai n about faimess ... and yes, even Sacred Yom Kippur-ifYouforgiveus, deeds arc rewarded, that when we hear us forgiving God for the unfair­ by John Grossi most likely all three candidates will do we will forgive YOU!" behave as we arc !>upposed to, good ness. That is how it is between friends, Sports Editor their best to put the country brtck tO· This week, I would add, "And look deeds w1ll happen. people in a loving relationship. They gcther. What need!> to be done is that at Margaret Comer (a Clark professor But as llcrschel the tailor observes, don't keeps score, try ro keep i1 even, Today is election day, 1992 and Congress needs to be cleaned out, and found murdered last week), a dedi­ that is not always rhe calte. Nor was it always play fair. They allow their love Americans from Agana, Guam to the power of the bi-partisan system cated teacher and scientist, who was a for Margaret Comer. Nothing in my to comfort and forgive each other. .. to Eastpon, Moine are voting for their broken. Term limitations need to be private person and never harmed a understanding of God and faith and help each other get through the lrag­ choice for President. This year has invoked in Congress so thnt people person, why mu st~>he die ar the hands life can make any ~cnsc our of her edies. shown us a noisy three sided race in like Strom Thurmond, who have been of evil?" tragic death. lr breaks all the rules. It Life will never be fair. Sometimes involving much character bashing, in the Senate since World War II (1946) Is 11 fair? No. It never is. The quest is, most definitely, nor fair! the good fai ls and sometimes bad pre· showmanship, and general are sent packing and the job of govern­ for find10g log1c and meanmg is as old Except...cxcept God has God's own vai l ~ . All we can really hold on to 1sour misdirection. Most of us arc unhappy ing does not become a career but rather as Job's Mruggle and all new as yester­ rules and they do not always agree relarionsh1ps ...with God ... and with with the state of our country. The a temporary thing in which the office day. We are continually confronted by with ours. Where we look for cause each other. In those relationships arc economy is in shambles, and Japan holden. arc there to get a job done. the reality rhat we live in a universe and effect, reward and punishment, true substance and meaning of life. and Germany arc perceived to have Another thing that nted'> to be done is that seemingly docs not play by the their boots up our colleclive asses. The that the two main-stream parties need Infrastructure is deteriorating as roaS, the biggest old boy 1he t1me. The lime has come for term Sayan Ghaah Be~n Hulct1lns Tom Soc:o Grego~y Sh.pto C~LM ~ Plld< Troy ThOmplon club ever, is locked in panisan fights limitations. The time has also come 10 Clrculallon Man~ Sue Mac"'*-> BnanP!Iteer G.olllub between Democrats and Republicans. ChriSP!NII8 Joe Sc:halter ~Hu.ng See'E/ection' page 9 Advanlll!!!! Editor The problem is not who to elect, as OOn Socho StiMI Sousa ~ Shl., ZlmrneiT!Uin u~ Stewart Dlnllll Ollie

WPI N-apull ol ~ Polytechnoc lnstJMa, lotmelfy 11'1 T~ "- 1\Q ~ p.A)Idhed weeldy duMg the iiC!domoc yea. excepc duMQ COllege Death at Clark ..-.ont, ..,_ 1909 HewapNkhasbMn printed on rec:yded papet~Jne~January. 11181 '--,.IO~IOttor should be lypld (clouble-sp!Cid) and mustconbltn continued from page 1 she continued reaching and perform­ the typed Of pr1nted ,.,. of the author • welles the IIU1hot'ellignotute. ll48phonl number, !nd bow number tor ..niiC!tlOII SIUdenlt aubmrn.ng '-'1.,. 10 the ld•ICH shOuld put their cllll8 ahoo their name Feculty and etaff ahOuld Include their lull blla tene

by Shawn Zimmerman and, of course. square danceng. Th1ng~ thou-;ands of year. of pent up bestial They set up the equipment and But what can I do'! It all seems so Ne.,.•speak Staff were pretty much perfect everywhere. l ust~ con~umed the Potato civilintion pushed the obligatory big red button hopcle'><>!" Until the creation of Lard. Potato in a matter of hour;. Politician!> tried ju'>t as the horde'> of hunger bur..t into I'm not .t\king you to take direct In honor of the fact that today 1s '>Cientistl>, searching for the perfect to halt the spread of this !.vii plague, the room. They went whi7.7ing through action. Out. becomcawareofthe faellt. Election Day, the day when you and I tanning lotion, unwittingly unlealthed but were captured and '>erved alive the vortice~ and 'loppy bits of the Li\len to the authmitiC!>. And, by that will decide the future course of the the moM destructive force thic; planet with Cali fornia hurgcro; and Your Time Stream and rcmaterializcd in an I do not mean the Lardmonger\ in Free World, the dny upon which hangs hu\cver seen. But Lard did not de\! roy Choice of Another Vegcwble. The era that the scientist had calculated control of thi'o country. Becau!te, re­ the fate of Civill7Jition as we know it, them right away. No. Lard may be police attempted to pre~ervc the peace, revered Potatne,, It wa' known to him all y, who urc you going to trust? A few I have decided to abandon my morals cruel and sadistic, hut it is nbo cun­ hut were ruthlessly scalloped. Scien- only nsToyturu'o. Imagine their horror thou,and well-cducuted, coherent pro­ and ignore my better judgement. I ning and wbe. It hid it~ lruc nalllrc when they di~covcrcd th at, rather than fessional~. or a few millennia old Po­ shall discus!> the bsuc:.. There arc any from the well meaning Potatue~. and matcriali7ing into the bodies of privi· tatoes'! I think the choice is clear. "OJ..", rou Ill\', " I 'm nm· .,hnwedthem only aspects of it.,elf that lcgcd Sybarite~. they had become Next week, I will prove, u'ing number of lowcr·<:al>C issuc:s, but only l'inatl. iht· \p,;ntl\JIIt' ;, J;O· a few uppcr-ca-.c !!.sues \1. hich arc !>0 11 wanted them to sec. It wa' a '>hoc trapped in ~tup1d plac;tic lOy'> and were quantum phy~i cs , boolean algebra, ill}; to ht· li~:nal/nl hr 11 rwnin~: vitally important that God ll im~e lf ha<, shme. a car wax, and a d1amnnd pol· crippled ,rave:, tothcer Owners' fickle and a ' cmant1c h1\lory of the word of l.t1rtl from the llt'lllt'/1\. llut addrc~d them. I am not:.peaking of 1\her It left clothe'> sparkling clean, will!>. They tncd to warn their Owner!> armpit, that the C\l!>tencc of Spam u·lwt t 'UII I do:'" the economy, nr abonion, or even eth· and .tl'>o dbmfectcd rhe bathroom. It of the hnrro" or I .ard, hut were Ig­ prove' th,ll there: i'i a kind and lnvm~ nic violence in the citie~. Thcltc are taMed great on ch1h dog!. .md made a nored. Gud 1n the I leaven,. minor problems and really rather in· \1. ondcrful plastic explosive. It cleaned But the PoruiOC!> did not despair. consequential \l.ohen compared to the their teeth, freshened their breath, and '"'' frantically tried to come up with They persevered, and, de~pite hours of startling 1mponancc of my subject for walked the dog. It balanced their !>Omcthing, anything, that would even p~ycht,lugical coun,ellmg, their Own· Election 1992 checkbooks and checked the oil in JUSt ~olow the collapse. All they could crs eventually came to bcheve that today. contmued from page 8 Yes, I can only be speaking of one theer C'ars. It did everything hut wind come up with Wt~ beef hybrid that could ~urvive entirely That is where we arc today, folks. tell the Rcpuhlicuns AND the Demo­ tropic heat death of the Universe. were already working on that. on discarded Chcc" Curl<;. There arc a number of people who crat!> that we the people, for whom It began a long long long time ngo, And then someone dl\covcrcd, Ju't then, in their darkC'it hour, a have :.ecn the damage that Lard can do, they govern want I~ ESUI.TS not rhetn· when potatoes ruled the Earth. quite by accident, that. if you dropped scientist who had been driven mad by bur we arc a minoruy, and frequently nc, b1-partisan compromises not "'onh Potatosaurus Rex, Triceraspud , and u Potato into boiling Lard, you would hi~ daughter's gmly death at the hand!> ridiculed The general public does not the paper they are written on, and the fabulou Sabre Toothed Yam were get a ta'>ty snack that wao, nutniiOU'> of a rabid for~ and p'>ychotlc ~teak seem to rcah7e JUSt how prevalent character no,sao,,inationli. The time ha\ the und1~putcd kings of thi!. ancient and wouldn't spoil your dinner. Thi~ knife, found the an,wer to their prob­ Lard i' en our '>ociety We arc con· come to o,erve notice to Wa<.hington Parad1sc. Their rule was benevolent 'fl<:lled doom for the Utopian Potato lem. He had di-.covcrcd the '>Ccrcts of fronted at every tum by con!tp1racics to that we the people want good govern· and wise. Under their firm guidmg Culture. A churning chao!> of ever Temporal Tmn,fcrcncc. Th" mvnlved hide the Truth. l..nrd IS everywhere. It ment th:u ilt rcspons1ve to the need\ of hand, a lithe races of the Eanh lived 10 more perverted acts and hidenu'> culi· hurling their Cfln'>CIOU\nC\~CS million~ is used to try foods, 11 "u'oed a<; fissile rhc whole populace not politics! complete harmony and prospered. The nary e~perimcnts resulted in, not only of years into the future into the bodies material for chcnp utomic bombs, and Good Government needs to cnmc ttl grinding, tuber-crushing load of physi­ baked Potatoes, but ul!to french fried of the inhabuant~ of that cru. I lope· the leaders of major indu'>trial nations small wwn America, not Bosn1a· cal labor was eliminated completely PotatOCll. hash browned Potatoes, Po­ fully the power or Lurd would hove b;Hhc in it tn help them relax. Hercegnvna, or only to minority neigh· and they had gobs of time for the finer tato skins, mashed Potatoes, and !lome· declined and they could live the rest of "Ok",you~ay,"l'mconvinced. The horhotHh, but to America as a whole. thing so revolting that it wa<, known thcer days attcmptmg to rebuild their Apoc•llyp!-.e b go1ng to be signalled by things in life; sack races, the creation If it take~ a balanced budget amend· \imply a~ Tater Tots. Needles'> to say. shattered Empire of Pe.1cc. a rain1ng uf I .erd from the I leavens. of autokenctic Silly Putty scu lpture~. ment. a term limitations amendment, and throwmg the bums out, why not" NEWS Natural Law Party's Michael Moore: a real candidate for change

by Scott Runstrom duction techniques such as medita· end been less expen'>lvc for the com­ role model for the reM of the heath care cvnnt to the real world, and more em· News Editor tion. I le has never before run for pany, because of sav1ngs in wu~te dis­ system. lie believe' that once people pha'>i' put on teaching creative think· elected office. posal and reduced rcgularions. saw how well this program worked, ing and problem solving. Today is election day 1992, the day Moore is presently engaged to private citizen!> would contract for the The Natural Law Pany supports a the future of The will be Geraldine Farley, who recc1ved her The Economy government programs, and eventually aggresc;IVe plan for educational reform. decided by the voters of America. Masters degree from WPI. Moore believes that the !>ecrct to the private health care ltystem would They would require national standards There is always a lot of publicity abour improving the economy io, through rc· catch up. The c;aving!> produced by this for every subject taught in high school, the presidential election, and this year The Environment ducing the Federal Budget Deficit and program could then go to providing and increao;e the number of subjects the entrance of a third major cadi date, The Natural Law Pany is heav1ly National Debt. He believe!. that this care for the 35 m1llion Americans who taught, the depth of the material being Ross Perot, is causing record h1gh concerned with environmental protec· can be accompli.,hed almost cxclu· can't affort health care, and to reduc­ taught, and the length of the school levels of voter interest. In the deluge tion. As Moore says: "Just look at the sively by cutting government waste. ing the national debt. year. They would offer tax incentive.~ of pre!>idential politics however, some· facts:" 93% of the virgm fore~to; in the Moore poinllt out disturbing !tlatilttics for parents to keep thei r children m times local congressional races can be United States have been cut, and mo\1 such as the fact that the average Amcri· Term Limits !>chool, and fu lly fund the Head Start lost. To better inform our readers of of that was on public land." Moore can work!> 14 days per year ju:.tto p.1y Moore ~ uppnrt ~. but would let vantaged backgrounds an equal chnnce U.S. Congressional race, Newspeak tant, and !oupports strengthening the work:;, 91 days per year to ~>upport the voters in each distrect decide how long in school. conducted an interview with one of Endangered Species Act. He abo ~up· goverment burocracy a'> a whole. A their repre!>entitivc!. !>hould be allowed Moore be Iieves that everyone should the third party candidates in the race, ports retraining the workers in the burocracy which is now larger than the to serve. He poinllt out that there are have the opponunlty to go to college Michael Moore of the Natural Law Timber industry who this could put (lUI entire manufacturing bac;eofthe United always people out there with better whatever their background, and there­ Party. of work. The Natural Law Pony be· States. A!. a :;,pecific example, Moore ideas than whoever hold a congres· fore suppons a federally funded pro­ lieves that there are naturallaw!o wh1ch po1nt!> to the Depanment of Agricul­ !>ional seat, and therefore we should gram of guaranteed loans for college: The Natural Law Pany was formed could be utilized which are polution ture, whose budget ha~ now become "Recycle Congress" to give these new students. After graduation, the loans in April of this year. In the last six free and are renewable. They al1.o larger than the sum total of all farm ideal. a chance could be paid back as a percentage of month!>, it hill> grown to the point of o;uppon long term thin'-ing on environ· profits in the United Statelt. "What's income, or through community ser· running 115 candidates for U.S. Con· mental issues, and therefore cncour· the point?'' Moore asks. Abortion vice. gress in 35 States, and a presidential age research and development of alter· Moore places 1he blame of this ri· On abortion, Moore believes that a For thoo;e people who elect not to go candidate. The Natural Law Party'!! native energies such Ill> wind turbines diculous burocracy on the bipartison common meeting place can be found to college, Moore supports a national candidate for president, Dr. John and solar energy, as well as cnviron­ nature of the U.S. government. lie for the two ex treme!.. "No one wants apprenticc!>hip program, run by busi­ Hagelin, who holds a Ph.D. in Quan­ mentully friendly technologic!>. Moore point!> to a 1983 rcpon which coiled for abortion," he r.ays, th e common ground ness, government and educational lead· tum Physics from Harvard, is on the would set performance standards to several measures which would !>Ire am· lies in prcvenling unwanted pregnan· cr.-., to train people for the high tech ballot in 30 states. Here in the 3rd encourage new technologies, remove line the federal government and save cies through education and binh con· job!> of the 21'>1 century. congresstonal dis· government l>Ubsi· up to 140 billion dollar. a year. Ac· trol. The Natural Law Party is for trict, Michael Moore \loon· ht·ltt 1 t ' l that t ' ll'/'1'11/11' dies on fossil fuels cording to Moore most of the reducing abortion!>, but through edu­ Censorship ts running for U.S. '""11/d httlt till' "JIJIIIr/lllrily Ill and nuclear energy, rccomendations were never 1mple· cation., not legic;larion. Moore sup­ Moore support!> complete freedom Congress under rhe go to 1 ollt gt 11 halt 1 , . ,. tl11 ·ir and tax fol>!>il fuel!. mented however, due to party politiCS pons Roc vs Wade. in an1st1c expression, including an banner of the Natu· hat !.gro/11/d. t111d tltt 1'1 fun \IIJI· to reflect there real in the U.S. Congress. -.anctioned by the NEA. As he says, cost on the Education ral Law Pany. Jlorl' '' f• dt m/11 /tllldt d f'l'tl· Moore believes that through en· "You can't legislate morality." He The main platform gr11111 of gtltlltlllllt d Iotti/\ for envirenment . ergy conservation and health care im· Moore is highly critical ofthe present believes that !Iince art simply imitates Moore claims that provemcnts alone, the government educationalsyMem in the United Stat~. life, the only way to control what some of the Natural Law 1 olhgt \ltllftlll\. Pany is to introduce wind and solar could save up to an extra 600 billion He points out that our schools arc in may sec as offensive material is to proven solutions to power are very cost dollars per year. lie ~o upports much the same position as our health clean up the "inner polution" in our the nations problems, no matter who effective when compared to privitization of many government ser· care system, focusing on short term society. Moore believes that this could came up with them. They support unsubsidi7.cd nuclear and fossil fuel. vices, and quotes a 1990 report which goals and surface values instead of be done by improving the economy, campaign and election law reform to Moore believes we should invel>t suggests that on.: half of the entire real solution-;. lie would like to see and through individual stress reduc· return The United States to a multi· heavily in such technologies as elec· federal budget could be cut by "textbook learning" made more rei· tion. partisan government. instead of the tric and solar powered cars, and privitizing some services. Once this bipartisan system which has led to «maglev" high speed trains. He !.Up· has been done, Moore says, taxl!lt could gridlock and burocracy. They suppon ports high speed rail for the Boston • be re ponltibly lowered, which is the long term thinking on all issues, and New York· Washington route in'>tead only sure way to improve the economy. refuse to engage in negative campaign· of a second major airpon in Ma.'>Sllchu· ing, because it does not give the voter setlli and suppons question 3 on the Health Care any grounds for making intellegcnt Mas\achusetts Ballot. Moore al<;o On heath care reform, Moore statcc; decisions. llerc in the third distnct, supports strengthening of wetlandl> that: "We haven't cured everything, Michael has been widely acclaimed protection to at least a no ne t los!. and we never will with intervention for keeping the congressional race "on program. instead of prevention." lie suppons a the issues." The conflict between the program of prevention and natural Mi ch:~e l Moore is 39 years old and envircnment and the coonomy h. not a medicine, including controlled diet, hold!> both an MBA and a Master.. reality, but just a fanta.'>y 1n the mindo, exccrcise, and \Ires' management, Degree 111 I llgher Education. Moore of indu'>try, claims Moore. lie point\ which he hclievc:' could ultimately works ill> a natural heathcare con\ult­ to the example of Norton Company in c;ave up to 50% of health care co~t~. ant and reacher ofthe Ayur-Veda pru· Worce\ler. who has cut uc;c of a toxic Moore doc:. not beheve in a national­ gram, which enstructs phyo,icians in '>nlvent from 200,000 lhs to 10,00() lh' ucd health care ~y<;tcm, out wuuld We will not forget. preventive med1cine through the u...e per year replacing it with ground wal­ in!>titute hi!> prugram of"naturul mc:d1· • of controled diCI, individuaJi1ed herbal nut o,hello; Although thl'> change was cmc" and prevention in the Med1caid supplement!>, cxcercic;e, and •arcs\ re· IOIIIilJiy more CXflCO\IVC, it h,l\ in the and M.:dicare prngmm.,, to 'crve .t:. a Page 10 NEWSPEAK Tuesday November 3, 1992 •

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FIJI fur p~n~t~ng... mc (1113), guod choice (tmly JSI. now !.now that 15 men cannot Cit m a 15 man AXP kidding). (And .Ye!. to everyone who a'kctl­ CRD van. I a\t wee !. ·~ attempt for fun ended as FlJ I'~c.lll pin , th cre'~o hnpc for the AGD corncr Wilgoose reversed gears on Dorman while he Welcome back everyone! Term break after all!) We wi:.h the best for everybody!!! wa!> refilling the Mr. Pibb bottle. In the en~u ing was a lot of fun for those who were around at the Thanks for the mauress, Lionel. Ke confusion, the full bottle was mistaken for house. Many guys road Hipped out to Alfred Happy birthday to Susan M., Cafa, Ochhie, Well Brothers, I hope you all enjoyed the water by the now fatally ill MickMer, who Univ. to meet our brothers there and had a good Toni, Jllake, and Sue Mockusl Hope you all llnllowcen Bash. I know I did. consumed a large enough quantity to kill a time nr it. Unfonunately there was no llallow­ have (or had) great birthday:.! Congradulations go out to Brandon for pin­ small farm antmal, but miraculously, the liquid een pany last weekend despite cries for one. Okay, what'~ coming up? Rush, socials, ning his woman· I never thought you would do revived him fully, causing him to run rough!>hod Due to the slacking of debtors to the house, plus exec. council, and the event AGO's all over it, Beaver! about the van, wearing Don B's underwear on a punt social officer, we were at a loss. Ru sh hal> campu!. wait for- Potluck Dinners! Better be Abo, to Brian Card, who ha<> just recently his head. The police report gets sketchy aftet moved into its second half, with little over two early! been hired by Depend Undergarment!> as a that part, but according to eyewitnesses, the weeks remaining. We have more events wait· Seniors- breathe· EIT's are over. Product Quality Control l n~pcc t or. Pat Murphy driver, a one Dinga-non-smanicus jumped to ing freshmen, so come on down and check 'em The Walk-a-thon Enforcer needs her money also hopes to be hired. the back of the van to apprehend the naked out. Hey Tom, where were you last week? You or else ... ! Donna arc feeling, um, snazzy today'! l11c RUSH events have been going well. moron and subsequently let the vehicle drive missed :i meal! It's okay Brenda, laughing is good for you- but With a few weeks left to go in RUSH, let's into a wall. When questioned after, Wildgoosc Speaking of meals, we wish to thank Poleski I'm not sure about hyperventilation. show the freshman whnt KAP is all about. I stated he felt fin e, but had a desperate need to for putting in some time in the bnck room last KAP is back· in full force ... hope Bennell will show up for some RUSH check tho oil in the state trooper's car. wee k making sure th at our clam chowder was Cru~h Pany's coming, time to think of yuur events if his lifting partner will let him. Geiger recently declares chicks dig him be­ scrumptious. He even brought in n seafood most wanted list! (and flannel pajamas! Yeah!) B term intramurals are beginning, and the cau!>e of his mystique and he digs chicks who specialist to assist him in the preparotion of this Thanks to everyone for a great rush! late!>! news is Tim Wordell hb become a free know the recipe for boiled rabbit ... Spermi n, feast. Great job. Thought!>·GO GREEK! GO GREEK!!! agent! Let's hope no one is !>lupid enough to pullout means you pull it out...Joel, I just don't By the way, the Penny Wars results are in, pick up his contract. know ...Go Jackets ... Word to the others: "This and the European Students Association was Lastly, thanks go out to Chuck for painting is only the beginning of your end" ... B-term, victorious with a +2770 score. Excellent work ATQ the game room. LeL<> Rock, I PG. by Crack and his staff of penny rollers made this Get ready for Friday the 13th, because this is year's event quite a success. going to be tho place to be. That is, for eveyone Thanks to Bob for lending the air hockey except Mr. Kenya, of course. TKE Z\11 table to the house! Lots of people wasted no Apparently,the National Lawncare Employ­ First off, welcome back to the institution. Well everyone, welcome to 8 -term, glad you time getting acquainted with it. Oh, not to ees Association has been on strike for two Thanks to alith e freshmen for coming down to survived the Rapture. I hope you remembered forget, Haye is back in prime form after Prohi· months now. l11 is would ex plain why Ga rret comedy night. Somebody needs to find Shane a 10 set your clocks back over vacation. I know I bition ended for him on October 16th. Catch hasn't done his work party yet. We admire your new hat. By the way, Margrct got broken into, did, but I guess an hour early is better than an you next week. Don't forget to vote today as courage Garrett! but th at's OK, she likes all that shit. No, hour late. well. Now that nighnime is getting colder wuh the seriously, we all mourn the loS!> of a great From what I can understand George, Bill, approach of winter, I don't think we'll receive window. and Jake enjoyed their trip to Kentucky. For any more visi~ from the Phantom Gripper; you Well, would it be possible, then, to sue you whatever reason one would want to travel 400 never know though! pcople ... for punitive damages? The bad asses miles and stay at th e destination for a mere three WHAT'S UP? Welcome back, everybody!!! That's it for th is week. Travers, one more were definitely the best dressed at the Hallow­ hours I will never comprehend, but then again And a special welcome to Kelly- our chapter question before I go ... How many books are een Party. it is Kentucky. On a side note, it was rother visitor! I hope everybody's vacation went well! there? A big congradulations and one ponding (good surprising to learn that the Metro actually can Thank you to all the rushees for attending the anytime) to Pete Cavallo for getting engaged. go uphill. first two rounds of parties! Jt was great to see so Pete was one of two brothers who have pinned Well for rush events this week we just had many faces. GO GREEK!! ~omeone. Mexican Night and Thursday will be the Eating Happy Halloween! Did everybody dress Hey girls-stay psyched-rush is going awe­ Contest with, of course, a rovmg camera. So if up ... and watch the Charlie Brown Special? some! Congradulations to Jenith for finally you have any room left after those tacos or want Well, maybe not, but happy Halloween anyway. breaking through the ice and receiving three ex to show the world that you can devour more Congratulations to Sig Ep for their neat cos­ grades last term! I heard B.B. (8 period· B Ahh, Yeah... Well, we're back from yet an­ food than any other living soul on the planet. tumes! period) is looking for that perfect mate. Ktm other break, still in one piece, and more than then come down on Thursday night to clatm We have a few announcements to make (yes, and Lisa- how was the slumber pa rt y? I hope ready to accept our sports cup destiny. We your title. I realize our announcements seem to be quite l.aslow was well behaved. Happy Belated Jl al­ would also like to send a belated welcome back I guess that's all for this week as everyone numerous this year~ Maybe tt 's just the sea­ lowecn to everyone, and welcome back from to Pi Kappa Theta. Hey,let's face it, we missed here packs up to head for UConn this weekend. son ... ) CONGRATULATIONS to Christine break. Hope you all had a good time. you guys, and life here at WPI just wasn't the (for some big imponant meeting no doubt) But Fillion for her pinning to Walter (Wally) of Congradulations go out to Wanda Gleason and same without you. And for that, we say cup, cu p, before I go, let me pass on the great words of TKEI and the Beth Wildgoose fo r her engage­ Dave Smith upon their recent graduation. Tune cup. Hector Berlioz: ''Time is a great teacher, but ment!! and um, to, um Bill Johnson (Thor) of in next week, same bat time, same bat channel. Moving on to the more important issues, we unfonunately it kills all its pupils."

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