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RINDY JA[KSON'S MUSI[ [lUB He describes RandyJackson's Music Club, Vol. 1 as "a great way to announce my new label, hear from some great established and new artists, and share a little musical history," adding "in a way, it's autobiographical - it covers a lot of my life experience."

That experience, of course, includes session and touring work with a who's who of popular music, 15 years as a major-label AftR executive and a sterling track record as a producer. Over the years, Jackson hasworked, in one capacity or another, with Aretha Franklin, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, 'NSYNC,Madon- Edited by Jimmy R. Smith I na, Elton John, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, [email protected] Journey, Billy Joel, Herbie Hancock, Destiny's Child and countless others.

RANDY JACKSON DRAns All-STAR TEAM OF ARTISTS FOR HIS , "After everything I've done, I wasn't dying to make a solo album," the tireless music maker NEW ALBUM - RANDY JACKSON'S MUSIC CLUB, VOL. 1 admits. "But this was an opportunity to bring together an amazing roster of artists and make Grammy-winning producer, virtuoso musician, talented people showed up," Jackson said of a kind of potpourri of all the things I love. At hit songwriter, legendary AftR executive and, his experience producing Randy Jackson's Mu· the end of the day, I'm a song guy - and work- of course, lovable American Idol judge - Randy sic Club, Vol. 1. "I'm really blessed by the way ing on these songs has been a way to express Jackson has called upon every aspect of his it all came together." my passion for music, which has never been staggering career to produce Randy Jackson's stronger." Music Club, Vol. 1, his first solo album, which is due March 11, 2008, on his new label, Dream The native of Baton Rouge, La., was recently And that's music....This week in Texas. Merchant 21, and released through the Concord named Senior AftR Consultant and Producer for Music Group. Concord/Stax - which is apt, given that the Stax label's gritty, indelible RftB hits were among his The album includes a stellar ensemble of art- earliest influences. "Growing up in the South, ists and features the return of fellow Idol judge I loved James Brown, Motown and Stax,' he re- Paula Abdul who's track "Dance Like There's members. "So working with SamMoore of Sam No Tomorrow" is her first release of new music ft Dave has been incredible." in over a decade. Other guests on the album include Idol standouts Katharine McPhee and Moore, for whom Jackson produced the Gram· Elliot Yamin, U.K. phenom Joss Stone, coun- my-nominated album Overnight Sensational, try trailblazer Travis Tritt, pop-rock hitmaker sings the blues classic "Wang Dang Doodle" on Jason Mraz, ace country songwriter-producer Randy Jackson's Music Club, Vol. 1, assisted by John Rich (of Big ft Rich), RftB luminary Sam young lions Keb Mo and Angie Stone. "I always Moore and Bon Jovi guitarist-harmonizer Richie say the greats just get better," Jackson re- Sambora. Randy also works once more with flects. "Sam sounds better than ever, and he's the incredible Mariah Carey who guests on the in his seventies now." gospel track "Understand" along with Bebe Winans and Hezekiah Walker, Kim Burrell ft He expresses gratitude to Idol for bringing Rance Allen. The collection also features ma- him together with Elliot Yamin and Katharine jor up and coming talent such as the wonderful McPhee. "When people hear them sing on Barbie Esco on the track "My RftB" and Kelli this track," Jackson declares of 'Real Love', Selah on "Who's Gonna Love You Now" among "they're going to be completely blown away." many others. Jackson adds that his Louisiana upbringing in- With the release of RandyJackson's Music Club, stilled in him not only a love for all kinds of rnu-. Vol. 1, Jackson has created a record he likens sic, but also a disregard for genre barriers; as to "listening to a great radio station," albeit he grew up, he came to adore the Beatles, Jimi one that kicks down the walls of conventional Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Hank Williams - in hiS formatting. Touching on RftB, pop, country, words, "every kind of music known to man." blues, hip-hop, rock, jazz, fusion, gospel and more, Jackson - who produced all the tracks, "I love people who break boundaries and always demonstrates his facility with virtually every create something new and fresh," he points modern musical style. "I didn't want to make out. "I'm still true to my Southern roots." The it all one genre, because that's not who I am," disc's Tritt-Sambora collaboration, "Willing to Jackson insists. "There's something here for Try" and the producer-musician's work w.ith every listener." John Rich underscore this restlessly inventlVe "I'm really pleased that a bunch of wonderful, Southern sensibility. A FANTASY OF THE HEALING ARTS

Austin Dines & Donates! a Welcome to Cowtown party at Stampede, 621 Hemphill, and continuing through Sunday, March 2. Registration for the event is on Friday from 6-9 am The International Special Events Society (ISES) of at the host hotel, Inn Suites (2000 Beach Street at Austin is pleased to present CulinARTon Thursday, 1-30,) and competition begins Saturday, March 1 at March 6 from 6-10 pm at the University of Texas 9 am at the W. R. Watt Arena, located at the Will Alumni Center, 2110 San Jacinto Boulevard. Rogers Memorial Center, 3401 Lancaster Avenue. CulinARTis a unique dining event highlighting local Competition continues on Sunday, March 2, with an chefs from premier businesses preparing edible awards ceremony scheduled that night at 8 pm at creations of art. The focus attraction of the Best Friends, 2620 E. Lancaster. Rodeo contest- evening will be a four-course plated dinner, which ants compete to earn cash prizes and awards. will be demonstrated live on-stage as it is being Expect to see some steer ropin', barrel racin' and served to guests. A cocktail hour complete with bull ridin' at this all-around Texas event. Whether live art and passed hors d'oeuvres will open the you're a roper or just like your men wearing them, gala, which will also feature silent and live auctions Ft. Worth is definitely where you want to be next with art donated by local artists, as well as a juried weekend. For more information, please visit the art contest, music and great networking opportuni- TGRAwebsite at tgra.org. ties. Single tickets are just $75, and can be pur- chased by visiting the ISES website at isesaustin.com. HOUSTON

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A new social club for single gay men now meets regularly in the Alamo City to provide a setting where members can build friendships through social activities, as well as support one another in the formation of lasting quality relationships. Dubbed Anthony's Club, the group will hold its next meeting next Saturday, March 1, from 7-10 pm at a home in north San Antonio. Dress is casual. For more information, to RSVPand to learn the location of the event, please call 210-818-0151.

To have an event listed in this column, please forward all pertinent information to us at [email protected] at least two (2) weeks prior to the event. Dear Diva: grante delicto while enjoying some down time, as it were. But noooooooo....now, even bachelor hotels I saw Cupid this Valentine's Day...the fucker dashed out my window when in the middle of the Shinjuku district aren't safe I walked in. My lover said he was there ensuring our love would last for- from the prying eyes of the paparazzi. You caught ever with his magic lube that he had left on the night stand. Alternative's me. That was me. There's no denying it. The only best I But Diva, 1/3 was missing from the bottle! My pet assured me all the thing that t can say in my defense is that, because track suit-wearing Cupid was doing was sprinkling some magic dust over you fainted dead away upon seeing my utensil in our bed, but then Ifound a plastic baggie opened, licked and tossed near action, you overlooked Jake Gyllenhaal stroking his the trash can ...wonder if that held his dust.. Come to think of it - we have massive manmeat in the corner while he ogled seen a lot of glitter in the sheets lately ... yours truly doing the hokey-pokey with a set of Double A batteries. So, when you talk about this - Should I be concerned if the glitter gets in my eye..? and you will - please be sure to include that not-so- little tidbit in your description of the event. Naive in North DaUas.. Dear Diva: Dear Helen Keller: Someone recently called me a diesel weasel. Surely, you're kidding me. I mean, are you really so blind that you don't see Waddup wit dat? that Cupid was really your next-door neighbor, Phil; that the presence of a used baggie near the trash can was a party favor; that the absence of a third of the Wondering in Waxahachie lube from Alternative's best meant the favors were for a party between Phil and your lover; that your lover's explanation for the track suit-wearing hunks rapid Dear Muff-diver: departure was a really glib effort to explain away his indiscretion; and, that you, dear Helen, are surely the most trusting and inexperienced soul on the planet. Waddup wit dat is dat you're a twink that only Glitter is the least of your problems, 'cause Cupid's arrow may have struck, hangs out with lesbians. And dat's da!.... honey, but it didn't hit both of you, I assure you. Quite frankly, you're naivete would be charming if it wasn't so pathetic. You don't say whether or not your Wondering where to stay the next time you're in relationship allows for extracurricular activities with poorly-attired hunks from Tokyo? The Diva would love to tell you, ques- across the courtyard, but if it doesn't than you should've at least gotten flowers, tions to twtmagazine@ao/.com, Subject Line: honey. Gaea knows your lover got the candy. Dear Diva.

Dear Diva,

I just returned from an extended stay in Tokyo at the electronics show, learning how with clay they are shrinking items you wouldn't believe pos- sible down to mini chips, Wonderful technology that adds music to our ipods and fancy tones to our ringers, Anyway, while in Tokyo, I was stay- ing at a "bachelor's hotel - very small rooms, mats on the floors and screen walls ...that sort of thing. Well for 3 nights straight at about 1 am, the strains of an electronic version of Strangers in the Night was playing - first loud, then soft, then loud againl I was dead asleep most of the first two nights but, by the time night three rolled around, I was prepared. I had my night vision goggles and flashlight and audio recording device, and I slowly crept past the cubicles one by one, when there it was! This time it was playing Mamas Turn by Bette Midler from Gypsy. I swung open the door and, in the darkness, there you stood .. in all your glory with a frig- gin singing dildo ...As the blood drained from my face I remember a rather burly lesbian whisking me away to detox. I was showered, clothed and given a great cookie she called Klonopin .. But it didn't make me forget.. so fess up!

Sensitive Ears in Tokyo

Dear Snoop Dog:

God, I hate frequent flier miles! Used to be a girl was safe, jetting off to Tokyo or some other far-off land, not seeing anyone she knows or being espied in fla-

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ed the tenth or twentieth anniversary of his 21st birth- pletely and well-accessorized, what with the glam day by attempting to recreate every drinking experi- image that they must rnaintain for their legion of fans. ence he's ever had since becoming legal. Of Course So we asked Valerie and Maya and Kelexis and Cassie not ALL of that experience was 80 proof, so there wa~ ~ lots of water and fruit juices as well flowing through his -- veins by the time it was all said and done. Joining Big D in celebrating was his perky partner, Rick, who was- n't exactly a nebbish in the recreation department either. Belated birthday bests to a really hot man!

~ While we're on the subject of hot men, just look at the one that we spotted over at Heat the other night schwinging all TEXAS lEA of his talent and manly attrib- utes right in our face and membersand all and all. On Valentine's Day night, that making us remember why it cast got even brighter as the one and only Maya Alamo CiTEA was we wanted to be gay in Douglas - she of the Miss Continental, National The huge, really big news this week involves one of Our this lifetime anyway. Entertainerof the Year and MissGay USof A set - made and Crystal for help in completing the little outfits that Town's oldest clubs, namely the 2015, which commem- Needless to say, with all the an exclusive San Antonio appearance at the club and we had on for the evening, and were promptly shown orated its Silver Anniversary in typical style and fashion schwinging and spritzing and wowed, stunned and amazed the audience with her to a vault the size of Texas Stadium that contained - with lots of gore guys and tons of Dick. The place was drooling going on we were beauty, style and grace. Our Cruise Camera caught enough lipstick and lashes to make every human being packed, of course, and the stories that were being completely incapable of Mayabeing stylish with an equally beautiful club asset, on the planet a cross-dresser' Feathers and frocks and bandied around about what it was like in the "old days" ascertaining the big boy's the one and only Mike Rodriguez - he of the Manager fabrics, oh our! It's no wonder that, between the five both warmed the cockles of our hearts AND made us nom de schwing. But, we'll of the General variety set. Don't they make a dee-lish of them, there are more bejewelled headdresses than realize that the days of relying on SocialSecurity checks never forget that face...and duo? there are Republicansin Texas. Gotta love our girls! for our income cannot be too far off in the future for us. other more apparent appendages. Fortunately, alter cockers like us are the exception Oh, and lest we forget...the one and only Fran Mendez Are you one of the millions of Americans that suffer rather than the rule at the San Pedro suds emporium, When seeing such full platters hovering before us, we celebrates her natalversary next Wednesday, February as evidenced by the fact that two of its most popular always get hungry - and when we do, which is fre- 27, so be sure and go up and give her at least one of quently, we always dash across the street to Luther's her birthday smooches to help her feel special. Fran for a little knosh that usually isn't so little and always makesthe entire community feel special, thanks to her includes a burger, a few tacos, a couple of chalupas and tireless efforts with We Are Alive and other organiza- possibly a nacho plate if we're feeling really tions, and she is one of the brightest stars in the Alamo horny...hungry, we said hungry. The divine diner is City'sconstellation. We love ya, gal! open until 3 am or later every Tuesday through Saturday, doncha know, which means that we can sat- Big 0 TEA isfy our culinary urges as often as we want to. And we With final preparations being made for the big Cowtown do get hungry...a lot...ahem. Rodeo just down the 30 on the west side of the Metroplex,it's only natural that our thoughts would turn Down at the venerable to men of the Wrangler and Roper set, so we've pretty old Bonham Exchange, much become a fixture over at the Roundup - THE we've noticed a decided placein Big D to see the manliest of men clad in cow- from ED? Go on...it's okay to admit it. Especiallynow increase in the number boy attire. Why, just the other night we came across _ that we've found the perfect cure for you. That's right, of fagulous femme mim- babies - THE perfect cure for your little (or big) prob- ics performing for our lem. It's called Zippers, and it plays host to a bevy of studly staffers - Serge and Chris - weren't even born viewing pleasure over buffed beaus that are sure to pack your pouches and when we were sipping our potent potables at the bar the past several weeks, put some power in your punch with just one glance. mumble something years ago. For even more fab pho- and are pleased to During a recent sojourn to the suds center, we bumped tos of the auspicious event, be sure to check out the report that one of those into the combined talents of John, John 2, JT and Adam special In Focusfeature that appears in this very mag- mimics just happens to so frequently that we haven't been able to sit comfort- azine. be our very dear friend ably for over a week...and OUR pouches have been Lyn-z Lang, who many packed to perfection. Another auspicious event took place at the Annex have called the singular- recently, as honcho of the head variety David celebrat- ly sin-sational imperson- ator of the female vari- ety to grace a stage since Naomi Slms{as Naomi Sims used to say.) The Lady Lang always brings a smile to one's face and a vacancy in one's wallet, 'cause when two dudes of the dapper variety by the names of Paul she hits the stage ya just gotta get out those bills and and Ryan that absolutely made us wanna grab the insert them into various parts of her costume. unless reigns and go for a really, really long ride. These two Lee happens to be around, and then you just gotta studly stallions would be just the perfect contestants in insert them into the waistbands of his boxer briefs.... the Hottest Cowboy contest coming up next week at the club, what with their big hats and other vital acces- Finally, the Showbar of the Southwest, aka the Saint, Sories...and don't think we didn't tell them that, either! just keeps enhancing its stellar cast of illusionists, what with Whitney Paige and the newly-crowned Miss Gay While we're on the subject of vital accessories,you can Tri-States US of A Sasha Andrews being regular cast- beSurethat the gals in the RoseRODmare always com- gonna have to rethink our strategy.... not-50-wee gifty that our very good friend Nick received So, we dropped into the Eagle the other night just in during his natalversary bash upstairs at Rush. Already time to help our good buddy Ben celebrate the anniver- Finally, if visions of three-ways have ever danced in unwrapped, as it were, uber-hottie Chris was presented sary of his birth, and are pleased to report that he com- your head, then we wouldn't be a bit surprised if the to the birthday boy in celebration of all that is good and memorated the event in true and complete style. He actors in that little playlet are the divine dudes we spot- true and super sexy in the world. We, of course, were not only toasted the big day mumble-something times on-hand for Nick's birthday slaps, so expertly adminis- with 100% pure H20, but he also hooked-up with 100% tered by Chris in a quiet corner just behind the balloons luscious Joey and 100% hunky Tomas to make Sure and away from the watchful eyes of the assembled that he'd remember the celebration for years to come. masses. And we do mean masses, babies... We, on the other hand, barely remember parking the car...

Meanwhile, you know that we always make sure that we're at Bill's Hideaway every Monday night so that we the club's box boys, can enjoy the melodious voice and the magnificent Hugo, whose piercing body of Dallas' very own Gary Floyd. Well, we got our eyes, beautiful face and calendar all ferblunjit, and ended up at the club one sculpted form quite nat- Friday night for what we thought would be our future urally took our breath husband's appearance, when who should come to the away. Imagine how much little breath we stage but a fella by the name of Greg Anderson and ted at Woody's when we popped in for the Dallas suddenly we were all fermisht and ferdrayt and fertum- had when our eyes wan- DiablosFifth Annual Bachelor Auction. Their names are dered down and discov- melt and completely unsure of whether or not we Joe, Noby and Eduardo, and though it was Tough Love should wait for Gary to realize that he loves only us. ered that, 'neath that that was being promoted, we walked away with a fever magnificent mug, lay a Over at Pekers, the club hosted a very special Fortunately for us, our very dear friends Bob, Dakota, of the amour variety that we just know we caught from talent of such epic pro- Valentine's Day show that featured the legendary tal- Eduardo. Well, we also walked away with three bache- ents of the incomparable and irrepressible Toni Page, lors, some shorts and six pairs of tube socks, but that's and we are pleased to report that the event was an a whole 'nother story, babies... enormous success. Not only did la Page and her cohorts raise over a thousand bucks - yes, honeys, a Cowtown TEA portions that it takes sev- thousand bucks - for AIDS Interfaith Network of Dallas, Wehave been so busy getting ready for Rodeoand spit- eral very willing volun- but we were treated to the smooth song-stylings of the polishing our Lucchesesto within an inch of their lives teers just to be able to equally legendary crooner, Frank...Holiand. No, not that we have spent practically no time cavorting and handle it. Imagine fur- Sinatra - and we can definitely guarantee that, sweet- frolicking at the 651 like we're supposed to do. Which ther how amazed we ies! means,of course, that we haven't scooted our boots to were that all of that the country tunes of Darrell Jett, nor have we learned beauty and talent looks Something else that the latest scoot from CW Danceguru Wendell, nor have we can guarantee is incredible even under the we spun and twirled ourselves into a stupor over the that our hearts are emerald isle gel of the tunes of our very own DJ extraordinaire Jimmy Smith. spotlight. Imagine yet sure to go pitta-patta Don and John were on-hand to slap us silly and remind Weare currently beating ourselves up over it....ahem. whenever a certain us that Gary's our guy...Phew, that was close. further how awestruck comely cutie by the Especially, since we're registered at Nuvo and who we were upon venturing They always say that name of Joel happens wants to give back those fabulous gifts, we ask you. further into the club and finding the equally impressive objects in the mirror to be within a mile of Brent Everett - he of the comely Canuk set - bumping are larger than they us so, when we ran We popped into Mickey's last Sunday 'cause we're just and gyrating on the club's stellar stage. Photos of all of appear, and the mug THAT can be found in the oh-so-special In Focus fea- into him at Kaliente the dyin' to score those free Margaret Cho tickets that in Bubbles LaRue's ture of the event located right here in this very maga- other night, Alberto they're giving away, and we suddenly realized between paws is definitely zine that you're now holding in your quivering little had to break the CPR choruses of Macho Man and Lovin' is Really My Game huge, really big in kit outta the back room that we weren't the only ones vying for those coveted hands. any mirror you might and give us the gift of coupons and that we might actually have to pay to get be preening in front While we're on the subject of quivering, that's exactly life, doncha know. Of of. Now, we've course, that found us known Bubbles for facing yet another round of verklempftity, 'cause we years and years...and just adore Alberto, and that meant that Carlos had to years.... and know jump in to save us. Fortunately, HE was that there's always successful....We've really gotta get a check-up....Joel?? method to her mad- Care to check us out??? ness, so we can only assume that she selected the staggering stein in order to make her hands appear smaller. Which, of course, means that a return to the stage cannot be far behind. Maybe we'll lOOkfor that city....ya know, the one where we'll meet Ourloved ones, too. into the Nokia. The point was really driven home when what we were doing when we entered JR's and found we chatted-up JPand Whitney and discovered that they Space CiTEA two delectable dudes by the name of David and Joe were there for the tickets too, and that they had about So, we wandered into South Beach the other night - comparing bicep measurements right there amongst the gliteratti that call Houston's Number One Gay Bar thirty other friends at the club that were there for the 'causewe always like to be seen at the coolest place on home. And though we were suitably impressed by the very same reason. Dayum...we thought the club was Earth, doncha know - and our eyes were naturally girth of said biceps, it wasn't until the dee-lish duo took packed 'cause of the Village People....we are definitely directed immediately to the tantalizing talents of one of say....Captured by our cruizy Contest TEA \ CCwere Roy- demonstrating The Saint in San Antonio was the host bar for the first- 1the proper technique ever Mr. Texas MI pageant last week, and our Cruise <4for...well...uh...ya know - a Camera was natu- hirsute hunk by the name of rally on-hand to Gary - who was about to document the break-out his very own long- event. For the one neck - and the inimitable or two of you that ;Brett, who looked terribly don't know... or, pleased just to have been can't remember.... invited to witness the event. the MI stands for Ah, if those bushes could Male Impersonator, talk...Did we say that? Was so the stunning that our outside voice? See goat entering Georgefor what we can only assume was studs like Gage what a great time we had! a little liquid libation to quench his obviously formidable Gatlyn that ap- thirst. Fortunately for us, he was joining three of our peared on stage Out in the Gay very dear friends - Jackie, Jason and Ross- so introduc- weren't really. Oh, Southwest, we recently tions were no problem whatsoever. We discovered that they were stun- Speaking of measure- attended the Miss the gore guy that caught our eye is named Steve, and ning ...but studs ments, there was sim- Sweetheart Latina pag- we immediately set about trying to quench whatever may be going a lit- ply not enough tape to eant at Crystal and were thirst he might have had that a cold one couldn't slake. tle bit too far. The And Rossjust laughed and laughed... adequately measure overwhelmed by all the contest was won by the awesome attrib- talent onstage battling for San Antonio favorite and all-around snappy dresser, utes of Rich when we the coveted bejeweled Matthew Devereaux, aka Big Daddy, and proved to be encountered him at headdress. The only a highly entertaining event for all that participated, both the Montrose Mining thing that overwhelmed onstage and off. Pictured just after the announcement Company the other us even more was the day - and, trust, we caliente cuteness of the used every measuring one and only Joseph device available to us. York, he of the Mr. Inergy Of course, there's only set, who called to us from one measurement that the stage and begged - begged, do you hear - that we really means anything give him our cell numbers so that he could call and to thee and we, but we arrange a randy rendezvousfor after the contest. While choose not to divulge we answer that call from Mr. York, please do take a that information to you...we're simply too shy. peak at the special Lipschtyck feature of the pageant right in this very issue of our magazine....we'li be back. The audience at Tony's for a recent Tony's Corner Diva We are not too shy, however to report that there are revue couldn't help but laugh at the onstage antics of four very good, very profound and very big reasonsthat Sorry...wrong number... the lovely Selena St. John and the on-so-butch Lillian we just adore Meteor - and those four very good, very Devereaux, who scraped off the Clinique and ripped off profound and very big reasons are none other than Okay, over at In & Out, the response to our recent the pads to join the fab femme mimic for a divine duet. round of photos of marvy Matt has been so unbeliev- There was a bit of a duet within a duet action going on, of the winners are former Miss GayTexas USof A Tersa as you can see, and it pleased the crowd so pleasantly able that we dashed Matthews, second alternate Michael, MissTexasUSof A on over to the club to that the pair have promised to reunite in the future to snap some more pas- tempt, tease and titillate (tee hee) us even more. sion pics of him to share with you. Finally,we were at Viviana's the other night, going over Though this week's dress patterns with our image illustrates the best gal pal Monica lines of his glorious Adams, and we looked up glutes, one can't help from the McCall's book but be impressed by just long enough to espy a the curves of his chis- superb specimen of Latino eled chest as well. We loveliness by the name of must admit that view- Jorge eyeing us from Justin, Ben, Archer and Nick, all of whom provide the ing this photo is a across the room. We visual (and other) stimulation that we require while sip- powerful experience noticed his grin we ping on our refreshing adult beverages. These beau- that' requires pitchers noticed his eyes we teous beaus and studly staffers are smooth, honeys, of potently poured noticed all the open but- and definitely go down good...each and every time. potables just to get tons on his shirt, and sud- at Large Donet McKim, Mr. Texas MI Matthew Just like our refreshing adult beverages.... through, so you can imagine the volume of liquid we denly sew-at-home gowns Devereaux, first alternate Amadeus and the lovely, tal- required while clicking our digital. What isn't apparent just weren't important to ented, vivacious and always intoxicating former Miss We would be singularly remiss in not reporting on all is the magnificence of his manmound, but with every- us anymore. And, after a Texas USofAClassic, Monique Johnson. Now, we gotta the fun and frolicking that went on at Mary's during thing else he's got going on you can be sure that that few shots of Patron, the fact that even fewer of Jorge's tell ya...we just about fell off our stool when Gage LUEYweekend, and even more derelict in our duties if particular appendage is equally as impressive.... fasteners were buttoned wasn't important to us any- appeared, honeys. We were in lust! That is one we didn't provide you, our loyal and devoted readers, more...we were too focused on his zipper. Hey, we HOT...er.... person ..... yeah, that's it .... person! with photographic evidence of just how entertaining it We were over on Fairview the other day, and we hap- were just checking out styles to 'use on Monica's new Congratulations to all the winners from This Week in all was. So, report away (as Lou Grant used to always pened to notice a rather attractive fellow with a trendy ballgown..... Texas! Capitol CiTea songstress) who did some cuddling of her Schwinging through Austin is always such a treat, espe- own with Dane. Club cially when you areom your way to see old buddies and Popular rocks.. and 5S SwoothOBPI; batinB - Gpt'stal new one - such as Ben Andrews from Lucas' stable of we will be there quite studs.. and current Playgirl MagazineCover.We started often to check out the the evening early at Lobo where we snapped Ben, festivities! You can Enrique and the staff of the super adult boutique. Just check out the action ~ 'on our photo page earlier in this issue!

Just down the way and a quick duck into the left, we ran into Qor, fresh form the Napa Valley experi- ence. Welcome home handsomeI Every Wednesday is RAIN on 4th's Karaoke night, finishing his where yu can take photo shoot the stage and show with Latest and off your pipes! ~ . _ Gayest.com's Bobby Cook contin- ues his weekly 'rJi'l~~.lJP;atrick (also stripoff every .,~" ,.'crack TWT Thursday - with all I " • cover photog- those College guys in [rapher), Ben J'l'~. and Enrique town.. hottie are ___ al.., _ .•• } ... were joined by everywhere taking Alfred.. he of the managerial set at the Capitol Cities MidTowneSpa for a quickie.. pic!

Lobo was hopping but we wanted to be early for the lat- est endeavor by Larry (with the big brown eyes) at Oilcan Harry's - Club Popular. Chris and a hunky stud from Manhunt.net were in the casa, and soon we were settled in with the cutest bottle of Coca-Colanext to us. Before the arrival of Big Ben, we snapped a Cruiset

their pants down for your viewing pleasure! Typo ter- ror.. Umm Dave Santana - not Pantana.. bad keyboard! i\r Bad! David, yet another former covermodel we passionately '!l\~ l~ desire, of The Guise along with the rest of the band made an appearance at CP recently. We love him ,\.·.III~II onstage especially in his underoos! Mr Gay Austin USA .':~JI!I will be held soon at Kindell's comfy party place.. where

,I ~il'\~ the music is some of the image of Dane aka best around. Underoos... Dana, Larry, Randy and NOLAlove.. sigh.... the ever-partying Patty. Such sexy movers and Late Breaking Tea.. Mark shakers.. well there was your calendars and add something shaking later this date to your day- on that was compara- planners - on April 6th, ble, but it was on Big the onle and only Ultra Ben! Off in the sidebar, Hot Chocolate makes we were satisifed by for- her first Austin appear- mer TWT Cover hunk ance in many years. She Ashton who cuddled is special guest at OCH's with future TWT cover Mr Gay Southwest hunk Chad. Purrr... just USofA on April 6th, asked Jimmy James direct from Las Vegas (international and Hollywood! 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