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• Anti-Semitism — Attacks on Jewish students seen at UW-Madison (page 3)

• Soccer — UWM's Men's Soccer team routs Bradley University 9-0 on Sunday (page 5)

• Entertainment — Address Unknown begin­ ning to focus on public performance (page 7)

Tuesday, September 25, 1990 In the Public Interest since 1956 Volume 35, Number 6

UWM construction blasted installed along both walkways on by Theresa Flynn the University, said John Krez- the south end of the building, he oski, member of the UWM De­ said. partment of Environmental Health s Bolton Hall undergoes a The sections of precast will be and Safety. $183,000 renovation, removed from their rusted anchors Krezoski said one possible ha­ A some faculty and students during the next few months. zard of sandblasting is when the have expressed concern about Cleaning with water and sand­ sand,is broken down to its silica safety and noise associated with blasting and testing for further components. When inhaled, this the sandblasting and cleaning of deterioration will continue until can cause respiratory- problems the building's east facade, said about Nov. 15, according to much like the irritation caused by Carl Shulze, a facilities planner Schulze. the dust from asbestos fibers. with the UWM Planning and In the meantime, some faculty However, spraying water on the Construction. members have expressed con­ building keeps much of the dust According to Schulze, about cern over both safety and noise from becoming airborn, he said. two years ago pieces of a decora­ pollution from the project, he The distance between the sand­ tive section of Bolton's west side said. blasting and the pedestrians also came loose and fell off, creating a Air quality is constantly moni­ serves as a buffer of safety. -*Post photo by Jim Slosiarek safety hazard. No one was in­ tored to ensure safety of both Workers don protective gear to sandblast Bolton Hall Monday, in jured and wooden supports were project workers and members of Turn to Safety/page 2 an effort to remove the deteriorating facade. Panthers come close . . . Week highlights Allied Health

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proclamation from Milwaukee Mayor John Norquist, County Executive Dave Schulz and representatives from the Gover­ A nor's office last week designated. Sept. 23-29 as Allied Health Professions Week. The event, which is held at UWM, celebrates the role of allied health professions in the medical field. According to Dean Frederick W. Pairent of the UWM School of Allied Health Professions, 60 percent of the work force is made up of allied health professionals, whose numbers do not include nurses, qpctors and dentists. The purpose of celebrating Allied Health Professions Week is to stress the importance of. allied health care and inform the public of these professional roles, Pairent said. "The general public has a good understanding of the function oi the physician, the nurse or the dentist, but when it comes to appreciating the job of the allied health therapist, technologist, or technician in the delivery of health care, they usually demonstrate some degree of uncertainty," Pairent said. Four-year degree programs in the School of Allied Health Professions at UWM include speech pathology, radiology, medical technology and occupational therapy. Also included are therapeutic recreation, medical records administration and health information administration. —Post photo by Shari Mills Panther forward Linda Wardon (15) attempts to get a pass by an Xavier University defender in In honor of Allied Health Professions Week, according to Assistant Sunday's 2-1 loss at Engelmann Field. Xavier remained undefeated in eight matches and the Dean Anne Parenteau, there will be an open house Thursday in Panthers dropped to 3-4-1 for the season. Enderis Hall. The open house will focus on health careers that will gain prominence in the future, including community recreation, behavioral sciences, exercise and fitness, therapeutic recreation and cytotechnol- ogy, which involves the study of cells. Call to arms: Faculty and students will also lead tours of the health science laboratories for anyone interested in allied health professions. Student Reservists patriotic, anxious Special events will be held at UWM throughout this week to cele­ brate allied health professions Parenteau said. Some of the seminars sent. conducted throughout the week are actual classes that anyone who is I by Mary A. Giery Fortune said that there are a substantial number interested can sit in on, according to UWM Assistant Professor Belinda of UWM students in National Guard and Reserves Brunner. ne student "fears for [his] safety," but stoic who are not connected with the ROTC program. acceptance and a lack of fear are more often They've been stopping into the Military Science de­ One class, taught by Brunner, is Language of Medicine, which intro­ O the reactions of UWM students who face the partment asking what will happen to them as stu­ duces and defines medical terminology. Other classes include Health prospect of being called to military duty in the Mid­ dents if they are activated, he said. Information Management as a Profession, Introduction to Occupation­ dle East. "Nobody wants to fight a war, but if I'm called, I'll al Therapy, Computer Applications in Health Care and Health Care Capt. Thomas Fortune, of the Military Science go...Hussein has to be stopped. We don't need Reimbursement Systems, according to Brunner. department at UWM, said that students in Reserve another Hitler." Jim Portlance, a senior in Mass of National Guard units could be called up for duty Communications and a second lieutenant in the Hypertension, speech science, Type A behavior and stress manage­ if their units mobilize. Students in ROTC could be 32nd Separate Infantry Brigade, spoke strongly ment will also be included as topics of seminars conducted throughout activated if they hold simultaneous membership in about how he would handle being called to active the week. Today, students in the School of Nursing will offer ROTC and Reserves or National Guard, Fortune duty in the Middle East. hypertension screening at the Klotsche Center. Faculty and allied said. Underscoring Portlance's patriotic view, Mary health students will also conduct body fat assessments at the Klotsche Currently there are 45 ROTC students on cam­ Woods added, "I'm concerned...but we're paid for Center on Wednesday. pus, and approximately 30 are attached to Reserve what we're prepared to do." Woods is a 1988 UWM or National Guard units, according to Fortune. He graduate and a member of the same unit. Their unit said the likelihood they will be activated soon is is a front-line unit, self-contained and capable of Blood pressure screenings and distributing general health education slim because the only units being activated now are fighting a war by itself, according to Woods. She ex- pamphlets will be offered in the Union on Wednesday. material and cargo handling units. No ROTC stu­ Events held during the 16th annual Allied Health Professions Week, dents are connected with those types of units at pre­ Turn to Duty/page 3 according to Pairent, are free and open to the public. Page 2 The UWM Post WELCOME BACK Sandblasting at Bolton STUDENTS i i b raises safety questions 4 FANTASTIC OFFERS! • Safefcy/Trom page 1 wasn't approved until the end of PIZ Z summer, said Kraus. Serving UWM 2430 N. Murray 332-7989 [m DO M ® 'The sandblasting is up on the The memos instruct Bolton us­ fourth through eighth floors," ers to keep windows closed when T said Krezoski. "After about forty rooms are not in use and when DOUBLE TWO TOPPER feet, dispersion keeps the air sandblasting is near the windows. I DELUXE PIZZA FEAST I I quality safe." The project has been in fund­ I $999 I I Two 10" original pizzas with two I Air-quality restrictions corre­ Gel a LARGE Pizz« lopped with harry portions ot toppings . A _AA ing battles, planning and re­ I Pepperoni. S«u«»g». Green Peppers. Onions, and I I I spond almost exactly with the search stages for two years and Mushrooms lor just $8.99. visibility intensities for sand, he the University was not given I Boy now and get • 2nd tor just 4 more I I I said. Valalalparinu—i.wmani Cmaw^ueraw'raameai i itcattateMi taa.QW<«nr araal.miM much warning after the contract I I I rm v«M paw* ID Our "If you can't see the sand at was settled, Krezoski said. Be­ L. • ftanMMt EeMCSXa J L Mtai STOOD Eqm: t-30-M ground level, it's at legal air-qual­ cause of the short lead time, he ity levels." said, his department was pressed r T Because dispersion aids air to assure that the legal limits I COUCH POTATO SPECIAL $g95 Ii LATE NIGHT SNACK I quality for the project, canvas were enforced. Get a 10" Pizza with your ONLY shrouds were not used for sand­ Kraus said he would have liked -Get a 14" Pepperoni Pizza with i choice of two toppings and I blasting. more advanced warning to pro­ "extra cheese and two ice cold I i two ice cold Classic cokes I "Ifs better if we're not using vide greater publicity and aware­ or Diet Coke. Idassic Cokes or Diet Cokes. I i Valid only altar 10 pm. the shrouding, because that would ness for the campus. fli I increase the workers' exposure," "We could have been more I I i SsrXMMaieuel OiOuretowacaay I said Krezoski. proactive than reactive," he said. J ImreiWlK ttfma: S3S Sfl J Standards for worker safety are determined at the national level by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, and in compliance, workers wear sand­ Are you taking the GRE blasting helmets and masks to keep dust out of the air they breathe, he said. onOCTOBERBth? . Krezoski said that air quality inside the building has "remained good." There is one air-intake vent on CAREER the south side of Bolton, but fil­ ters within the building have been taking the extra dust out of air circulated into the building, he said. DAY Another concern some Bolton users have voiced was the noise pollution involved with sandblast­ ing. William Kraus, assistant dean of the UWM School of Business —1990— and the building manager of Bol­ ton Hall, said he had received THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4TH wmcA one complaint on the noise. Schulze said he also heard some WISCONSIN ROOM, UWM UNION comments on the noise, but not­ 9:00 AM. -3:00P.M. ed that the workers are trying to work around class schedules to keep disruptions to a minimum. Don't miss this opportunity to explore the career Kraus posted memos outside of your choice with employers from business, in­ elevators on each floor of Bolton at the beqinninq of the semester dustry , government and social services. to inform people of the cleaning If so, take BARRON'S and sandblasting. The memos SPONSORED BY THE CAREER DEVELOPMENT CENTER came out less than a week before home today! the project because the contract

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by Maria Dierkes up on Madison campus by Brian Huber when a bus, used to carry about cowards attend speeches," she 'ogetherwe can succeed in ending the arms race or together 40 children to a day camp spon­ said. "There are some hateful we will perish. My brothers and sisters, let us choose life." So sored by the Jewish Community people out there, and we're go­ 1:sai d Robert Bowman, former director of the Strategic Defense ith Rosh Hashanah, the Center, had its brake lines cut. ing to catch them." Initiative program under Presidents Ford and Carter. celebration of the Jew­ Saposnik said the sabotage Fear and intimidation are not W ish New Year, just pas­ was discovered before the bus getting the best of people. The Bowman, who holds a Ph.D. in aeronautics and engineering, spoke sed and a brand-new Jewish year was used that day. Earlier, on student groups at UW are form­ Thursday at a Popcorn Forum in the UWM Union's Fireside Lounge. just begun, the Jewish students at July 14, according to the Trib­ ing a volunteer watch/support SDI, or "Star Wars," as it is popularly known, is a program designed UW-Madison face an enemy that une, the windows of the bus were group complete with its own to defend the U.S. from nuclear attack. is not new to them nor their peo­ broken in what was the first of hotline. The hotline will help to ple—anti-Semitism. this series of attacks. support students and serve as a "'Star Wars' does nothing for security," Bowman said. "It is a signifi­ Madison, often known for it's cant source of insecurity," way to report any actions when liberalism and diversity among its seen. All calls will then be han­ residents, has been the site of 23 "Instead of cowering and dled by the campus and/or city He said SDI was created to regain some of the invulnerability that anti-Semitic attacks in the last hiding [Jewish students] are police. Also, for students who de­ the U.S. had years ago. "Our threat exists no longer because others two months. The majority of at­ sire it group members will escort have developed similar systems to our own," he said. Even though U.S. tacks have occurred on campus. banding together to form a them to or from the campus. defense has come a long way since the 60s, it is far from invincible, Most of the attacks have been close Jewish community." 'The hope is that it (the support Bowman said. the breaking of windows, the —Irv Saposnik group) will be only temporary. If painting of swastikas and anti- they (the attacks) quiet down, He cited the Pebbles System—one of the half-million "Star Wars" Semitic slogans on the walls of there'll be no need to continue," programs—as an example. Pebbles are missiles which are three feet buildings and the dumping of In another incident, students Saposnik said. garbage on the property around long and orbit the atmosphere. Their mission is to seek out and entering a dorm on the UW cam­ In the meantime, Saposnik Jewish organizations' buildings. destroy the enemy. According to Bowman, Pebbles will only be good if pus found materials identifying added "I think it's important to According to the Sept 4, 1990 the enemy does not make faster missiles. the New Order, which formerly point out that there is a sense of issue of the Chicago Tribune, the called itself the American Nazi apprehension, alertness, aware­ buildings involved were the Sig­ Party. There has been no other ness, and also pride in being Jew­ Bowman also pointed out that only one out of 25 of these small ma Delta Tau and Alpha Epsilon clue as to the identities of the as­ ish students. Instead of cowering objects has a chance to attack a Soviet missile. In general, he said, 10 Psi sorority houses and the Zeta sailants. and hiding, they are banding to­ to 15 percent of the Soviet missiles would be destroyed. "[For the oth­ Beta Tau and Sigma Alpha Mu "There's no indication as to gether to form a close Jewish er] 85-90 percent, we'd have to rely upon Soviet reliancy—or lack of." fraternity houses. He said U.S. defense systems are justified by scenarios. "We are who or why, and until someone is community." more interested in creating an air of uncertainty with the enemy. If our Most recently, four windows at apprehended, we can't know," With the attacks in the city weapons don't work we don't change the weapon, just the mission." the Hillel Jewish Student Center said Saposnik. The Madison po­ proper, hate mail and phone calls were broken in one weekend— lice are investigating the matter, have been sent to Jewish leaders, from Sept 7-10. So far, esti­ but, Saposnik added, "[the po­ according to the Tribune. According to Bowman, weapons often aren't built to be practical. He mated damage to the Hillel lice] are working under the theo­ Madison's homosexuals are fac­ cited a laser project that the government is developing. The laser has building and others on the cam­ ry that these incidents may not ing problems, too. Last week, a to bounce off three mirrors—one on the ground and two in space. The pus has reached $2,000. Howev­ be connected. Louisiana man fatally shot a 21- third mirror would hit boosters which would set off the defense system. er, there have been a few more But in the Sept. 17, 1990 issue year-old Madison man who, the Bowman said that while it may sound simple, there is one catch: If the serious cases. of the New York Times, James suspect said, was making "sexual enemy destroys any of the critical parts of an SDI weapon, the rest be­ On Aug. 21, the editor of Isth­ Morrison, the executive director advances" toward him. The Louisi­ comes useless. mus, a Madison-area weekly of the Jewish Community Coun­ ana man, now charged with mur­ • Bowman said that he is also worried about common security, which newspaper and his companion, a cil in Madison, said that "the lan­ der, told police he brought a gun to he defined as the internal strenghening of America by better educa­ Jewish woman, were assaulted guage in the graffiti is classic Madison because so many homo­ tion, healthcare, and economics. In education, Bowman said, the U.S. by a man who shouted anti-se- Jewish hating." He said he be­ sexuals lived there, according to is two years behind the rest of the world. He also said the U.S. has the mitic slurs against the couple and lieves that the appearance of the Times. highest infant-mortality rate of any industrialized nation. fled. The assailant has not been such speakers as the Rev. Louis Milwaukee is not immune to caught. In an interview, Hillel Di­ Farrakhan, leader of the Nation these attacks. On the morning of rector Irv Saposnik, "the police of Islam, has encouraged the Sept 3, 1990, the Temple Men- thinking, as it appears to be, is growth of "a climate of hate." orah, at 9363 N. 76th St, was that the assailant may not be in­ According to the Times, UW found to be vandalized. Accord­ volved with all of the other at­ Chancellor Donna Shalala said ing to Rabbi Glenn Lerer, leader tacks that have been reported." she thought that the attacks were of the synagogue, "we got here Saposnik said that the most not connected in any way with hideous of the actions came the speeches. "I don't think these Turn to Attacks/page 4 UWM students face call to arms DutyArom page 1 possibilities are." His training also included Gerald Schmidt, 26, a gradu­ learning how to survive in the de­ plained that the unit maintains its ate student in Industrial Labor sert. He said the military uses this own support units. Relations and a staff sergeant kind of training so that troops be­ But Scott Klimke, Student As­ with the 32nd Infantry Brigade come familiar with various types FOR JUNIOR NURSING STUDENTS sociation vice president, said that National Guard unit at the Green of terrain "so it's not such a shock the thought of being called up for Bay Armory, said that he is "not when you have to go some­ A SUMMER STUDENT NURSING active duty has him "worried for worried" about being called to place." EXPERIENCE AT MAYO FOUNDATION my personal safety." active duty because regular army "The terrain [at Death Valley] HOSPITALS "I've made plans for myself for units are at the front line right is nearly identical to that of Saudi this year and the following year. I now. Arabia," he said. "Ifs Here is your opportunity to work at Mayo hadn't planned on getting called real hot—100 degrees plus every Medical Center for the summer. up in my last year of enlistment," day. I don't envy those guys in Klimke said. Saudi Arabia. People don't real­ Summer III is a paid, supervised hospital work "I wouldn't mind being called ize how hot it is. There are no experience at Saint Marys Hospital and up...it would just be an inconve­ trees or anything, just sand." nience for me, a kink in my Rochester Methodist Hospital, both part of Stating his full support for I lifestyle," said Kimberly May, a Bush, Schmidt said that "going is Mayo Medical Center in Rochester, graduate student at UWM and a no big deal, you know what the Minnesota. member of the National Guard. possibilities are when you sign May, 24, is a clerk with the your contract." 64th Rear Area Operations Cen­ You are eligible for Summer III after your UWM Assistant Dean of Stu­ ter based in Hartford. The unit is junior year of a four year baccalaureate dents Bill Winogrond said that a behind-the-scenes unit consist­ any student ordered to report for nursing program. It includes experience on ing mostly of engineers. Their active military duty at any point medical and surgical nursing units or in duties would be to create maps in the semester would receive a and strategies for fighting, which operating rooms. full refund of their tuition, ac­ Application Deadline: would be given to other units to —by Jim Sloslarek cording to university policy. This December 1,1990 implement. If activated, they Benefits include: policy applies to ROTC and non- would probably "remain Kimberly May • Hourly salary of $8.45 ROTC students who are mem­ stateside or go to Germany." Schmidt said his unit is a front­ bers of military units, according • Differentials of $.50/hour for evenings, From Germany, they could be line combat unit. If it were to be to Winogrond. $.60/hourfor nights called to Saudi Arabia. Being a activated, it would probabley re­ • Subsidized apartment living woman, particularly with this He emphasized, however, that main "in the states, in a greater the policy applies only to stu­ • Orientation, tours, discussion groups unit, she would not see any front­ state of readiness," he said. line action, May said. dents who are ordered to active This summer, Schmidt spent duty. That would be viewed as an For more information contact: May said she strongly supports three weeks training in desert involuntary act involving no dis­ President Bush's mobilization of warfare at Ft. Irwin, Calif., near cretion on the part of the student. Mayo Medical Center armed forces to the Middle East, Death Valley. The training in­ Winogrond said the refund saying it was something that had Nursing Recruitment volved learning how to respond policy would not apply to stu­ to take place. Although she's P.O. Box 6057 to "threat forces" that employ dents who volunteer for active "not sure what's going to hap­ Soviet tactics and equipment in duty, should the government is­ Rochester, Minnesota 55903-6057 pen," she said she takes her com­ battle situations, he said. Most sue a call for volunteers. An ap­ 1 800-247-8590 mitment very seriously, and Middle Eastern armies are pointment with Winogrond is states "when you become a 1-507-255-43-14 trained in Soviet tactics, which necessary to begin the process of member of the military, you differ from Western strategies, reimbursement. An Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer know ahead of time what the Schmidt added. Page 4 UWM INTRAMURALS Anti-Semitism reported Attacks/from page 3 campus. "We have had materials about 7:30 on Labor Day morn­ distributed on campus that we: SESSION 2 SPORT OFFERINGS ing, and noticed that someone saw as anti-Semitic, but others had written anti-Semitic slogans can interpret as political, depend­ on the outside walls of the build- ing one one's views of certain sit­ mg. uations like the Arab-Israeli con­ REGISTRATION ENDS: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3RD Since then, the synagogue has flict in Israel," Morgan said. beefed up security, updated its Milwaukee's Hillel Foundation security system, and involved the is closely aligned and with sever­ police. "It's the first anti-Semitic al UWM Organizations: the Jew­ FOR: thing this bad that we've experi- ish Student Union, Hillel Coun­ COED VOLLEYBALL (Tuesday nights at Engelmann Gym) enced...We're hoping that the lu­ cil, and the Campus Organiza­ natics that did this the first time tion for Israel. COED FLOOR HOCKEY (Wednesday nights at When asked what a probable will not come back," Lerer said. Engelmann Gym) When asked if the incident has response would be to attacks been repeated in the last few similar to those in Madison, Mor­ INDOOR SOCCER (Wednesday nights at Klotsche) weeks, Lerer replied that "it (the gan said "You deal with whatev­ attack) was a one-time deal, and er channels you have. First, if on we'll do our utmost to see that it campus, you'd go to the UPB or doesn't happen again." the campus police. If outside the According to Milwaukee Hillel campus, you'd go to local police. Foundation Director Mike Mor­ Second, you take care of and de­ gan, there have been instances of fend your property. If other at­ vandalism on the doors of the tacks would occur, most likely a Hillel and Jewish Student Union security force of our own would offices here at UWM, as well as be created. You'll see this in most the distribution of literature on Jewish groups in this situation."

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've been sitting back and watching the press try to cover the slumping Milwaukee Brewers. Time after time the writers and I Brewer management have accused the players of giving up. For instance, earlier last week, there was an article quoting Brewer Manager Tom Trebelhorn as saying it was tough to ex­ plain why the Brewers had lost their focus on the season. What a bunch of nonsense. First of all, Trebelhorn is getting paid a wheelbarrow full of greenbacks to know why teams lose focus and to prevent it. Second, baseball people are always acting as if there are unknowable, mystical reasons for why things happen. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why the Brewers are scuffling right now. The players haven't given up. There just aren't many healthy players left that are playing well and Trebelhorn is mismanaging some of the ones who are. With Gary Sheffield, Darryl Hamilton and Paul Molitor out of the lineup or playing hurt, three of the Brewers .300 hitters —Post photo by Shari Mills have not been able to contribute. UWM's Scott Kreitmeir (18) drives past two Bradley defenders in Sunday's 9-0 slashing of the Then take a look at the Brewer outfield. From left to right, it's Braves at Engelmann Field. The victory raised the Panthers' record to 5-1-1 for the season. full of guys that have barely hit their weight this year and are still playing. Don't get me wrong, Greg Vaughn, Robin Yount and Rob UWM kicks Bradley 9-0 Deer are great guys and they hustle their butts off every day. But as of Aug. 20, a 14-game hitting streak has only pushed Yount's average to .242 and Vaughn and Deer are hitting a Offense propels Panthers combined .214. It doesn't make any sense that Darryl Hamilton at .306 and strong offensively." Panthers' speed, Tony Sanneh by Deborah Gruehn & Jerry C. Smith • Mike Felder at .263 are not playing. They seem to have a much As a demonstration of the Pan­ and Scott Schwebel combined better idea of where the strike zone is. And it sure would be nice thers' offensive power, Gerard efforts to score two goals in two hrough consistent pressure Lagos scored a goal two minutes minutes. With 20 minutes left in to see an outfielder that can hit consistently instead of striking and solid offensive attacks, into the second half, off an assist the game, Schwebel knocked out at low-and-away breaking balls. Tthe UWM Men's Soccer by his brother, Manuel Lagos. one into the net with an assist With Dale Sveum hitting a horrendous .176 and inserted into team defeated Bradley Universi­ The defense was outstanding from Sanneh. Two minutes later the lineup because of Sheffield's illness, the outfield trio and ty (111.), 9- 0, Sunday at Engel­ in the first part of the second half, Schwebel and Sanneh struck Sveum are four celestial black holes in the batting order. mann Field. The victory raises with some spectacular plays by again, as the same combination Then add in Bill Spiers at .235 whose batting average has the Panthers' record to 5-1-1. Don Gramenz and Goran Kralj. scored UWM's seventh goal. spiraled since he developed a painful spur on his toe and it all In the first half, the Panthers Tompkins said that he felt that With 15 minutes left in the spells trouble. You'd think Trebelhorn would at least play Kiki took 15 shots-on-goal, connect­ Gramenz was the best player in game, Sanneh faked a shot-on- ing on three of them. Mark Biebel Sunday's game. goal to draw the Bradley defend­ Diaz who's hitting .265 and give the injured Spiers a break. scored an unassisted goal at the "[Gramenz] embodied what it ers back, then chipped a shot The pitching has been a weird scene lately also. On one 27:15 mark of the first half, after means to make the most of an over a defender's head to score. hand, it looks as if Trebelhorn has finally given up on Dan fighting off two defenders. Dur­ opportunity," Tompkins said. The final goal came with 30 se­ Plesac. ing the play, Biebel was injured "He played very well last week. conds left in the game, as San­ At a 4.71 ERA he's got to have the worst record of any ace- and missed the rest of the game. After Eddie [Miller] got injured neh took a pass from Gramenz to reliever in the majors. Only Don August and Narciso Elvira Thirty-two minutes into the we put him into the lineup and make the final score 9-0. have worse ERA's on the Brewers. game, a breakaway by Manuel he's improved every time out." According to Tompkins, pas­ But on the other hand, what's going on with Mark Lee? Lagos and an assist by Tony Continuing the offensive at­ sing played a big role in UWM's Sanneh resulted in a goal by tack, Brian Donahoo scored his victory over Bradley University. Here's a lefthander who has pitched 16 innings and given up Brian Donohoo. second goal at the 64:00 mark of "Our guys are excellent passers. only two runs for a sparkling 1.13 ERA. Seven minutes later, Lagos the game. The unassisted goal That's one of the hallmarks of The publicity people at the Brewers tell me he's not hurt, so scored an unassisted goal to give gave UWM a 5-0 lead. our team—we can move the ball he should at least be seeing some playing time instead of Don the Panthers a 3-0 lead with six According to Tompkins, Brad­ quickly," Tompkins said. "We did August. minutes left to play in the half. ley was unable to rest their key that to good effect today." Can you imagine the letdown the players feel when Don Au­ As a result of constant defen­ players because of the new The next game for the Pan­ gust comes into a game? August has a slow 83 mph fastball and sive pressure, Bradley was not NCAA substitution rule. This new thers will be more of a test than couldn't even get anyone out at AAA Denver this year! able to make any shots-on-goal rule allows coaches to substitute the Bradley game according to in the first half. Although impres­ each player only once per half. In So what is Trebelhorn doing by playing guys like August and Tompkins. UWM will travel to sive, Head Coach Brian Tomp­ this game, the new rule played to DeKalb, 111. to face Northern Plesac who haven't produced this year? kins downplayed UWM's defen­ UWM's advantage. Illinois University Wednesday, Well, maybe the Brewers would love to convince a TEAM sive effort. "At the speed that we play at, Sept 26. that Plesac and August are worth something in trade. And you "The way we play, it's essential ifs really hard unless you do "We must continue to be con­ can't blame them for that. But please don't insult the intelli­ that we play good defense so we have a lot of good bench play­ sistent defensively," Tompkins gence of the FANS by playing August, Plesac or that outfield can counterattack," Tompkins ers," Tompkins said. "We play at said. "We didn't really get tested trio and telling us management is interested in winning. said. "In all honesty, we weren't a pace that will really exploit today, which I was hoping we And I don't think the players that are waiting to contribute, really tested that much defen­ teams that don't have that kind would at least somewhat. but are sitting and watching someone less qualified play, have sively. When you have the offen­ of depth. The fatigue set in with "It's going to be real important sive power that we have, ifs al­ [Bradley]. When fatigue sets in, that we're consistent defensively, quit either. ways going to look like you play then your technique and your or­ so that we can establish some But if they have, it's management's fault. They pick the line­ good defense when you play ganization deteriorates." counterattacking against North­ up. against a team that isn't that In a great demonstration of the ern Illinois."

•m. i Panthers stay close but lose to Badgers and Ramblers took on UW-Madison, the 19th- shots went wide of the mark. luck the following night against as many errors as kills." by Steve Koenig ranked team in the nation, ac­ "We became too attentive in Loyola of Chicago, a team that The two losses dropped the cording to the latest polls. The the second game," Pleyte said. had beaten the Panthers earlier Panthers' record to 2-5 for the Badgers took 1:30 to beat the "We tried to play too conserva­ this season. season. WM women's volleyball Panthers 15-6, 15-1 and 15-9. tively. The fact that we were However, the Ramblers made In a triangular meet played at coach Tom Pleyte said that The Panthers gave the Badg­ playing in their fieldhouse, with a it two in a row over UWM, as they Northern Iowa University, in Ce­ U he hoped the Panthers ers a scare in the first game, tak­ band and a big crowd, got to us." won in three straight games, 15- dar Falls, Friday and Saturday, would come through with an ing a 5-2 lead, helped in part by The Panthers played much 10, 15-8 and 15-9. the Panthers played St. Louis upset in the early part of the good blocking. But Wisconsin tougher in the third game and According to Pleyte, the inabil­ University and undefeated North­ season. came alive and used some out­ trailed by only two points, 11-9, ity to kill the ball correctly was ern Iowa University. Details of the Unfortunately for Pleyte, the standing blocking of its own to before Wisconsin scored the last the main problem in the loss to tournament will appear in Thurs­ Panthers did not get it in either of put the Panthers away. four points after a series of Loyola. day's issue of the Post, as will the their matches early last week. In -the second game, UWM sideouts. "We made too many errors in details of Sunday's match at Last Monday, the Panthers started to panic, as many of their The Panthers hoped for better killing," he said. "We actually had Drake University (Iowa). Page 6 The UWM Post Tuesday, September 25, 1990 Arts & Entertainment Musical satire of "Elephant Man" saves The Tall Guy

Examples would be a silly sneeze interfere with his work, he de­ dacious attempt at art. A con­ The Tall Guy lives on its subtle by Steve Kirk scene in which Mr. Morrow, (Tim­ cides to get medication shots for flict arises when Cheryl (Kim humor—akin to Goldblum's Buck- othy Barlowe) who is allergic to relief. He hate's shots, but the Thomson), a cast member, pre­ aroo Banzai or Britian's "Monty Py­ "73 percent of all actors are his own guide dog, almost nurse who administers them is dictably seduces Dexter. Kate thon". The wonderful one liners, unemployed." sneezes on Dexter's album. It is beautiful and charming. So he finds out through a great display plus good characterization help out "And yet, Roger Moore is still gloriously saved—only to have endures the pain, hoping for a of her intellect. The result: Dexter when the cliche comedy rings in business." Dexter inevitably sneeze on it. chance to ask her out. He does, is in gloom again. Two months boredom. At the forefront is Dex­ —Jeff Goldblum (from The Tall Also, there is the slap stick come­ and they make love—trashing later, in his dressing room just be­ ter's roommate/landlord Carmen Guy) dy of Dexter running into a tree her apartment to the music of fore a performance, he sees Ron (Geraldine James) whose nympho­ while walking down the sidewalk, Strauss. Subsequently, Dexter Anderson on TV getting an maniacal tendencies add light his quote is the essence of not paying attention—popular in gets fired because he missed his award for Comedian of the Year comedy through the appearance The Tall Guy. How do some American movies over the last performance due to their pas­ accompanied by Kate. Dexter of her lovers - always naked and Tactors with seemingly no year. sionate sex. Emma Thompson freaks, leaves the theatre in full sometimes in the most unusual talent rise to the top? And where Dexter works as a small-part plays nurse Kate Lemon, whose Elephant Man attire and heads places or positions. Others like do the ideas for some screen­ side kick to his comedian boss witty and strong character com­ for his old work place. He ties up the maniacal doctor at Kate plays arise from? This sounds Ron Anderson (Rowan Atkinson). pletes Dexter's psychological void. Ron Anderson and steals his car Lemon's clinic or the host of lov­ like a great idea with an inex- Ron is an egotistical bore who The satirical bite taken at Brit­ to find Kate. He doesn't know ers from Dexter's past add the haustable source of comedy, but dotes on the fact that Prince ish theatre takes form in the mu­ how to drive, and is pulled over perfect life that without would like many movies a good idea Charles is a personal friend of sical Dexter has been cast—"Ele­ by the police. He is eventually make The Tall Guy an utter bore. can drown in an ocean of lost his. Parallelling Dexter's misera­ phant!" A horrible adaption of given a police escort after he The Downer Theatre has ex­ chance. ble career is his private life. The Elephant Man in which Dex­ leans out the car— still in Ele­ clusive showing of The Tall Guy The Tall Guy, starring Jeff Through a series of flashbacks, ter plays the lead and brings the phant Man make-up—and says, which started Friday Sept. 21. Goldblum as Dexter King, does Dexter's past relationships are largest dose of humor with its au­ "I have to get to the hospital." See it once, but not twice. not drown. It merely clings to the highlighted by a 1970s ward­ life boat, alive but still in the wat­ robe, setting the tone for his er. The movie is at times some­ character and his motivation. what predictable cliche comedy. When Dexter's allergies start to Narrow Margin misses feel of Hitchcock thriller by Tony Frontier

he plot of Narrow Margin has many of the ingredients of an Al­ fred Hitchcock thriller. T The recipe is as follows: vault one ordinary person into extraor­ dinary circumstances because her voyeurism places her into a world that she is not meant to observe. Throw in a cool,,calm Cary Grant-like character and a frightened, helpless leading lady along the lines of Grace Kelly. Mix in a few nail-biting chase scenes~and a speeding train that has the good guys and the bad guys confined to each other's whims. These ingredients should bake into the makings of a bona fide thrill­ er, but writer-director Peter Hyams forgot to add the yeast. Gene Hackman plays Robert Caulfield, a district attorney who has spent years trying to put Mob man Leo Watts behind bars. When one of Watts' underground lawyers is murdered, Hackman turns up the Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson star in Mel Smith's The Tall Guy. heat to find a connection to Watts. Luckily for Hackman, Carol Hunnicut (portrayed by Anne Archer) accidentally witnesses the "hit". Unfortunately for Hackman, Archer goes into hiding because she doesn't want to testify. Hackman sets out to find Archer, to persuade her to come back to Los Angeles to testify against Watts. A couple of hit men follow Hackman to Archer's remote cabin in Canada and chase the pair to a Turn t0 Narrow/page 9

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by Dan Wilson Unknown's tape has enjoyed frequent airplay board, blend well with Joe (Tomkiewicz) and onWMSE. Bob (Bell) on guitar. Monte's (just, well, Mon­ Each of the tape's six musical explorations te) percussion is always crisp and right on, Dew is Deadly reveal a different facet of the band's diversity, Address Unknown again demonstrating the ensemble's virtuosi­ from the rhythmic "All" to the slower, almost ty. ®1990 Definition Records ballad like nature of "Whispering Promises." hear lots of tunes, and to be honest, few The tape includes "1-2-1-3," one of their At one of their recent Boardwalk shows, bands entice me to run out and actually earliest compositions as a band and pro­ the second set started with a cover of purchase their music instead of taping it" gresses to "Black Pond," one of their more re­ Blondie's "Heart of Glass," segueing into I cent works. Also included on the tape are "Starpower," an original, and subsequently from friends. Address Unknown is such a band. They've "Someday," one of their older songs and -interweaving with numerous other originals, been around on the Milwaukee music scene, "Another Day," a slower, more pensive track., all to make up one continuous twenty- seven minute set, ending with a reprise of in various incarnations, for a while now, and Address Unknown has spent the greater "Starpower." within the past year, they've been jn the stu­ portion of the past year in the studio, putting dio, added a keyboardist and have started to the finishing touches on their sound, creating Most often, the band does originals, but has utilize Jason's saxophone talents more fully. a large performance repertoire and perfecting been known to do a diverse range of cover Dew is Deadly, the band's second release, their sound for recording. With the release of tunes. In addition to the aforementioned, was introduced over summer and is currently Dew is Deadly, the band is beginning to focus they've been known to do The Cure's "Disin­ available in most of Milwaukee's independent on public performance. tegration" and even songs by The Beatles and record stores. It's one of the few tapes I've The Monkees. heard lately that I can wholeheartedly recom­ You're not going to get the standard "Ha, mend and implore you to run out and buy as ha, I was there and you weren't" concert re­ These guys have it together. They know soon as you cash your next paycheck. view, but I've had the chance to see Address what music is about and bring a fresh, crea­ Unknown play out several times since the be­ tive approach to its creation. Watch for them, Self-described as "Impressionist Rock," ginning of summer. Their two most recent and check out their shows. They'll be playing and most likely to be classified as 'alternative' dates, at the Boardwalk, were enjoyable, rol­ around the East Side in upcoming months. at your local record store, the bands sound licking successes. Then get off your duff and run, not walk to has most often been compared to The Cure Jason's (Zbichorski) soulful, quirky vocals your nearest record store to pick up Dew is and other bands of the same genre. Address and sax, interweaving with Cyd's (Hipke) key­ Deadly...It'll be time and money well spent.

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T KOH-I-NOOR These great opening lines brought to you by RAPIDOGRAPH® • available at the UWHF^ytenC Page 8 The UWM Post Tuesday, September 25,1990 Editorial^ Checks on power unbalanced: SFAC autonomy may end The Segregated Fee Allocations Committee should become an advi­ sory committee to the Student Association Senate, as proposed in the draft of the new SA Constitution. SFAC should serve student organiza­ tions, receiving funding requests and making recommendations to the Senate, which will have final say. SFAC has acted in a self-righteous and irresponsible manner toward the very students and student groups which they are supposed to be serving. Although the abuse of power by individuals in SFAC has raised the question of the committees relationship to SA and student organiza­ tions, there are underlying structural problems. Cutting the independent power of SFAC is one of the controversial issues up for consideration as the new constitution moves to open student hearing this Friday, then to the Senate and then to full student referendum in October. While the new Constitution declares a sweeping vision of student's role in shared governance, this constitutional change is largely a reac­ tion to specific abuses and problems which have arisen over the past few years. Last year, SFAC slashed allocations by one third, requiring a second round of application and testimony for reinstatement of the funds cut Why some groups had funding reinstated while others did not remains a mystery. Thispast week, SFAC denied SA's request for funding the trip to a United Council meeting, an activity repeatedly approved by referen­ dum of the entire student body. SFAC has been known to exclude dissenting members by not notify­ ing them of meeting times, or setting meetings when the dissidents "WE'RE GIVING NEW IRONY TO THE PHRASE fWE WILL BURY YOU.'" cannot attend Student groups are scheduled for hearings with little forewarning. Criteria for receiving funding are not available to student groups, and required documentation is undefined. Student organiza­ tions are made to jump through hoops of red tape of dubious necessity. The revised constitution requires 48 hour prior written notification Middle class consumes 'worker'stereotype of SFAC meetings to committee members and groups scheduled for consideration. One might ask if writing a major section in the new SA constitution is as the media obscures true blue-collar thought too drastic a measure when the actual problems have arisen when in­ dividual people in positions of authority pushed their own agendas, Today much of the University population can (cited by Barbara Ehrenreich in a September 1989 placing roadblocks before groups with whom they disagreed. complete a degree and (if it's a salable degree) Zeta magazine article on the same subject) "the But separating the power of the purse from the most democratic and move into the "real world" without encountering white working class ... is no more racist and by diverse group of the student government trie Senate, is theoretically and often without suspecting that this country is some measures less so, than the white professional illogical and arguably counterproductive. made up of anything but white-collar professionals. class." The argument frequently raised for keeping SFAC separate from SA The average U.S. citizen has disappeared from Perhaps a stronger stereotype of the working has been that they provide a counterbalance in a sort of checks and most of the media and from the mind of this class in media is that it is dumb and inarticulate or balances system—structuring debate of funding requests into the country's "best and brightest"—the middle-class system. This structure, hypothetically modelled on the checks and television set On Sunday morning public affairs balances of the federal government more accurately parallels giving shows like Face the Nation, three to five always the U.S. Treasury Department power to pick and choose which white, always middle class, almost-always men Congressional programs should or shouldn't be funded debate the future of the minimum wage, access to Instead of being a check on corruption, SFAC has proven to be a health care and the pros and cons of a military draft center of autonomous gangsterism. With the atmosphere of Daley- while the people mosiy affected by these questions Chicago backroom political machine corruption, student groups have may be mentioned in passing by the "liberal advo­ been run throught gauntlets of interrogation and paperwork, and long cate" on the panel. As with the news, the working waits to perform in duplication of testimony. class speaks or is seen only as the witness to a mindlessly follows "traditional" values. We find While personal choices and preference will come into play as.long as crime, a sports spectacular or a natural disaster. macho exhibitionism in films like Saturday Night people are making decisions, it is preferable to put the weight on the By working class, I mean the by-and-large U.S. Fever or Fox Television's short-lived Outsiders. most diverse possible group. By giving final say to the Senate rather majority: people who are not professionals, mana­ The myth of the working class's mental inferiority than to four of the seven SFAC members, the neighborhood bully gers or entrepreneurs; who receive wages, not is a fundamental feature of Fox's Married . . . with method of decision-making is more likely to be avoided. salaries; and, who literally labor—be it producing, Children or the character Nick on Family Ties.. SEAC's adversary relationship with student organizations must end typing, serving, loading and unloading, driving, etc There is also a prejudice that grows out of This section of the Constitution should be ratified. So defined, the working class makes up at least two- middle-class moralizing on matters of taste and thirds of the U.S. population. lifestyles. Arguing that what people consume is a As for "the middle class," I mean the professional measure of what they are, the middle class sees SA'objective student'o myth: and managerial class: a group that includes lawyers, "their own choices in these matters as somehow corporate executives, professors and journalists. inherently wiser, better and aesthetically proper," This less than 20 percent of the population according to Ehrenreich. most-involved to be excluded coincidendy controls information flow in this society. In this middle class stereotype, the working class The disappearance of the working class in the is addicted to cigarettes, Budweiser, white bread, The proposed new SA Constitution calls for further limitation of eli­ media is a reflection of the middle class's cultural polyester and network television. That this is true gibility of officers and members of student organizations for member­ insulation. Compared to the not-too distant past can be found in the higher cost of the "proper" ship on the Segregated Fee Allocations Committee or the SA Senate. people of different classes are less likely to mix in middle class alternatives: Dos Equis, bakery-fresh In reaction to damage done by individuals with personal agendas, neighborhoods due to economic segregation, in whole grain breads, linen and cable television. The the proposed SA Constitution throws the baby out with the bath water. college due to the overall decline in financial aid, middle class stereotype goes further by branding Under present rules, senators can be members but not officers in particularly the elimination of grant-based aid and polyester, et al. "tacky"—the aesthetic codeword for student organizations and those on SFAC cannot be officers in groups even in consuming—malls, restaurants and theaters "lower class." receiving segregated fees. The new rules would prohibit membership are now divided into upscale and downscale Health concerns plus a reverence for "natural" in any student organization other than those "with automatic retailing. foods and high fiber (who took the nutritional value membership for all students or those which honor academic In the absence of contact and communication, out of the wonder bread to begin with?) add a moral achievement" for SFAC and prohibit officers of student organizations stereotypes of the working class flood in to replace indignation to consumption preferences. with the same exceptions for the Senate. the actual working class. The working class is not a Perhaps most alarming is the geometric growth in If students with interest or commitment to student activism are collection of reactionary bigots a la Archie Bunker. parochialism of the professional class—trying to eliminated, the only possible motivations for running for these offices In fact according to Noam Chomsky's Manufactur­ exist wholly in its own schooling, shopping and are either to get credentials for a resume as a bureaucrat get in a ing Consent (1988), the working class is generally entertainment enclaves, where the only opinions it position to get your friends easy jobs or create scams to make money more liberal than the professional class: it was more, is exposed to are its own (or that of the truly rich) from access to student facilities. not less, opposed to both the war in Vietnam and cut off from the country's (let alone the world's) The 'objective student' is a myth. Who would find self- fulfillment U.S. support of the contras in Nicaragua; it is more, majority. sitting through hours of SFAC meetings and endless paperwork not less disposed to favor a Democrat for presi­ With the recent emergence of TV shows situated allocating funds to student organizations? dent—in fact according to Time magazine polls it in the working class (Roseanne, The Simpsons, Members as well as officers of student organizations should be able may even be generally "left" of that as much as 56 Married . . . with Children, Lenny, etc.), the stereo­ to sit on the Senate and on SFAC. This resolution encourages the percent favored Jesse Jackson over all other types are further continued. Whether "benevolent" exercise of political power for its own sake. Neither democracy nor Democratic candidates during the last set of stereotypes as in The Honeymooners or the vi- objectivity is achieved by excluding the most informed and active presidential primaries. ciousness of The Simpsons, we need to see which students. And according to historian Richard F. Hamilton strata of society benefits from this stereotyping.

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Kenwood Blvd. Mailing address: UWM Post, Union Box 88, P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201. Phone: 229-4578. • Tuesday, September 25,1990 The UWM Post Page 9 Intensity lost from "Margin• _/ Norris Student Health Center ** Narrow/from page 6 'Health care at student rates' remote train station, where they buy tickets for a Vancouver bound train. The assailants fol­ low Hackman and Archer on board. For the next 20 hours, Hackman tries to keep Archer SERVICES PROVIDED alive until the train reaches its destination. AIDS Testing Health Education Narrow Margin's greatest flaw Allergy Injections Health Assessment is its appearance. The shot dur­ Blood Pressure Checks Immunizations ing the opening credits is a black and white extreme close-up of a Dental Laboratory glaring eye. This Hitchcock motif Dermatology Nutritional Counseling sets the stage for what I thought Development Groups Personal Counseling was going to be a tense, intelli­ General Illness Smoking Cessation Robert Caulfield (Gene Hackman), a deputy district attorney from gent film. By the time the closing 1 Gynecology credits rolled, however, a great Sports Medicine Los Angeles, is trapped aboard a long-distance passenger train suspense thriller had never sur­ in Narrow Margin. faced. Office visit free with valid student ID Narrow Margin is based on the 1952 "suspense thriller" of the Call for details ORTHODOX CAMPUS FELLOWSHIP same name. Hyams re-wrote the -MEETING- original script, but his lack of vi­ HEALTH TIP sion keeps the film bound to a simple, formulated mode. Most You can reduce your cholesterol by 10 - 15% by of the scenes exist simply to pro­ diet alone. Avoid fried foods - they are usually Vespers (Evening Prayer) vide plot information, therefore, high in saturated fat and calories. For more infor­ COME JOIN US!: most of the film's conflicts are mation on cholesterol - call the Health Center. 5:30 p.m. Thursday. Sept. 27 rather predictable. Social Hour afterwards Thursday, Oct. 11 Hyams' script leaves little room Union E260 Thursday, Oct. 25 for anyone's character to devel­ Thursday. Nov. 8 op. Archer's fear-laden character Thursday, Nov. 22 is so scared by the situation she Thursday, Dec. 6 has been placed in, that she acts helpless; she does whatever Hackman tells her to. Yes, Hack- man is a district attorney and in reality most people would listen When is the best time to sell your books? to a DA when their life is on the line. But this is not reality, this is a movie. Staying hidden safe in a cabin is rational, but it sure doesn't make for good viewing. FINAL EXAM WEEK DECEMBER 14 - 22 Early in the train ride, Hack- man states that the only thing OUR BOOK BUY POLICY. •| A Friday they have going for them is the The time of year that you sell your books is extremely important. And fact that the hit men don't know that does not always coincide with the time you finish with a book... what Archer looks like. I kept need to buy more books... or find yourself short of cash. waiting for a pleasantly tense scene where Archer would calmy HALF PRICE? walk down the aisle of a train car past one of the hit men or sit During the week of final exams the UWM Bookstore buys from a list we Saturday have co mplied of books needed for the upcoming semester. If your books across the table from one of appear on this list, and are in reasonably good condition, we will pay you 15 them, unrecognized. Hitchcock 50% of the publishers current price. This is true regardless of where or at would have thrown several of what price you purchased it, even if you bought it second hand. these types of scenes into the film. Unfortunately, Hyams WHICH BOOKS MAKE THE HALF PRICE LIST? merely alludes to Hitchcock in The list includes those books that meet all three of the following criteria: the begining of this film, as the 1. It has been requested by the faculty for the upcoming term. Monday "promised" scenes never materi­ Unfortunately, some requests are received later and will not be listed. 17 alize. 2. It has been previously used at UWM sometime within the past two Archer's character is given one years. brief scene to explain why she 3. We have a need for additional copies. Sometimes our remaining unsold copies from the current semester will meet the anticipated doesn't want to testify. Instead of demand. her character unraveling through­ Tuesday out the plot, she simply drops with a thud. WHAT IF MY BOOKS ARE NOT ON THE HALF 18 Hackman's character might PRICE LIST? have been interesting, but Hyams Fortunately, those books that are not currently needed at UWM, we may doesn't take advantage of the be able to purchase at a national market or wholesale value. This is countless situations he could determined by the age, edition, supply and popularity of the book. This have placed the character in. value varies title by title, depending on these factors, but averages There is a scene where Hackman between 20% and 25% of the publishers current price. These books are Wednesday then sold by the wholesale book companies to other campuses where the 19 sits down and has a drink with books are needed. This same procedure is how the UWM Bookstore is the two hit men on a crowded often able toobtai n used copies of books, even if they have never been dining car. The scene works be­ used at UWM before. cause we feel the tension be­ tween the two poles that these SOME BOOKS WE CAN NOT BUY. men have built their existance Books that have gone out-of-print, or have been revised by the author or 0(\ Thursday on; we also learn something publisher, written or filled in workbooks, foreign books, and those about Hackman's character. printed locally or published by small presses and associations are Aside from this scene and a mys­ generally of no value. terious blonde that Hackman keeps bumping into, there is little thought provoking interaction WHAT IF I CAN NOT WAIT? between Hackman and anyone The UWM Bookstore buys books throughout the year, at national market Friday on the train. or wholesale value, as a service to those students who choose not towai t 21 After an exciting, high-action until exam week. climax the film uses a voice-over Matt* to solve any outstanding con­ flicts. Then, because the charac­ DECEMBER ters were never fully developed, the story has nowhere to go but * S M T w S fy r} Saturday an abrupt ending. Unfortunately, there was not 1 enough excitement or imagina­ tion put forth into the possible 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 complexities of the plot or the di­ Remember the best time to sell your books alogue, to make this film a must 9 10 11 12 13 (H ID see. The Hitchcock-like plot of this semester is December 14 - 22,1990. the film is interesting enough to GZ XL 18. i2 20. 21 make this film good. If Hyams would have added some yeast to 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 round out his all to flat charac­ ters, this film could have been 30 31 great. « Classified ads

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